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- 0:00Speaker 1: Well, the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show and
- 0:04Speaker 1: Bob walk into the studio this morning and we're both
- 0:07Speaker 1: just sitting there staring at it, going whoa huge too?
- 0:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm talking about Sarah's Candy.
- 0:14Speaker 1: Dropped off an entire giant gift basket.
- 0:17Speaker 2: I mean it's huge.
- 0:19Speaker 1: This is a big It's like, uh, this is like
- 0:23Speaker 1: like we won the raffle.
- 0:24Speaker 2: It really, that's what it is.
- 0:26Speaker 1: It's like a city's like festival raffle or a church
- 0:30Speaker 1: raffle where they got the big gift basket.
- 0:32Speaker 2: You got the grand prize.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Dude, it's got so much Thank you everybody over at
- 0:36Speaker 1: Sarah's Candies for thinking about us.
- 0:38Speaker 2: Just a giant basket. Now, let me read the letter
- 0:41Speaker 2: they sent with Sarah's candy.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Of course, Pittsburgh Staple, right, we talked about them on
- 0:47Speaker 1: the show because we were talking about ice cream and
- 0:50Speaker 1: Sarah's candy. They have a strawberry pretzel salad ice cream
- 0:54Speaker 1: and I said, I want to try that, but I'm
- 0:57Speaker 1: lactose intolerance.
- 0:58Speaker 2: He'll probably make me poop.
- 0:59Speaker 1: So they sent a giant gift basket with a note
- 1:03Speaker 1: attachment and it says, Mikey, we heard your concerns, considered
- 1:08Speaker 1: the risks and decided the only reasonable response was to
- 1:12Speaker 1: send reinforcements. Okay, it's from Sarah's Candies. Right inside you
- 1:17Speaker 1: will find plenty of Sarah's goodies for you and Bobby Chaer,
- 1:20Speaker 1: lactaded for a little extra confidence. Oh man, they're thinking
- 1:25Speaker 1: to me, they put lactate in There's lactate in there,
- 1:28Speaker 1: magic and free Sunday coupons for whatever. You're ready to
- 1:33Speaker 1: roll the brown ice Sarahs gets the show too. Oh
- 1:38Speaker 1: we can't promise there won't be consequences, but we can
- 1:41Speaker 1: promise the ice cream is worth it. Hope to see
- 1:44Speaker 1: you in Cannonsburg soon, your friends and Sarah's Candies look
- 1:49Speaker 1: at oh man, Yeah all right, promise it's worth it. Yeah, dude,
- 1:54Speaker 1: There's like Sarah's Candy's hats.
- 1:55Speaker 2: In there, and then all Sunday coupons.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Ah Sunday, Oh, Sara's Candies, coffee stickers, the stickers, the
- 2:04Speaker 1: backside of buckeyes. Hey, that's how our show starts today.
- 2:10Speaker 1: I was just getting excited because we've got a giant
- 2:11Speaker 1: gift basket from Sarah's Candy's. Why because ice cream gives
- 2:14Speaker 1: me diarrhea and they gave they gave me prizes for it. Really,
- 2:19Speaker 1: that's that's what just happened here Pittsburgh is ice cream
- 2:23Speaker 1: gives me diarrhea. So Sarah's Candy sent us a giant
- 2:26Speaker 1: gift basket. Hey, uh, yesterday, obviously, we talked a lot
- 2:30Speaker 1: about the Commercial Street bridge implosion that.
- 2:33Speaker 2: Sort of went off right at eight am.
- 2:36Speaker 1: And everybody wasn't expecting it to go off right at
- 2:38Speaker 1: eight am.
- 2:40Speaker 2: Oh yeah, uh huh, oh yeah. We got a lady
- 2:44Speaker 2: that described it. It's Kenny Wood Noises.
- 2:48Speaker 1: We'll get to that club next here on the Kiss
- 2:50Speaker 1: Morning Free Show. Let's have a Friday, Pittsburgh.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Jesus Kiss.
- 2:55Speaker 1: If you thought yesterday was fun with a red level
- 2:59Speaker 1: air quality action, uh we beat that today.
- 3:02Speaker 2: We're now at code purple. Purple.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Purple sounds horrible. I like purple. Purple's my favorite color.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Now I feel like the biggest threat should be red.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Everything should should end with red. How do we get
- 3:16Speaker 1: to purple? Purple's extra dangerous? Really, you think, yeah, you
- 3:21Speaker 1: don't want to be purple. I love purple color, but
- 3:26Speaker 1: it's your day. I guess out there when you pass red,
- 3:30Speaker 1: they're only one hold on though, maybe they're doing the
- 3:33Speaker 1: nipple scale, like you twist your nipple real quick, it turns.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Red, purple, nurple, you twist it real good, turns purple.
- 3:40Speaker 1: Maybe they're like, hey, listens, purple purple out there today.
- 3:44Speaker 1: Everybody be careful. Yeah, it's it's gross. Hey, great idea, though,
- 3:48Speaker 1: to uh implode a bridge when the air quality's awful
- 3:52Speaker 1: and have dust go everywhere, right, drop that in the
- 3:54Speaker 1: middle of everybody. Yeah, it's Mikey and Bob here on
- 3:56Speaker 1: ninety six to one kiss. They imploded the Commercial Street
- 4:00Speaker 1: bridge and we thought, hey, local news, just find some
- 4:04Speaker 1: inser that says something so Pittsburgh that we got to.
- 4:07Speaker 2: Play it on our show.
- 4:09Speaker 1: Great job wtaes Aver rash YEP for delivering this quick
- 4:14Speaker 1: report here tent moment rocking bystanders.
- 4:18Speaker 3: It was more wild than writing the Black Widow at Kennywood.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Whoa whoa hobot that bridge boom. That's that's exactly hey,
- 4:29Speaker 1: that's exactly what we needed. We needed summons er lady
- 4:33Speaker 1: to describe it as more wild than widow.
- 4:38Speaker 3: It was more wild than Widow at Kennywood.
- 4:41Speaker 2: A bridge implosion was like, were you on the bridge?
- 4:44Speaker 1: How is it more wild than The Black Widow at
- 4:47Speaker 1: Kenny Wood.
- 4:48Speaker 3: It was more wild than writing The Black Widow Atkennywood.
- 4:51Speaker 1: So clean up has begun now after yesterday's bridge implosion
- 4:55Speaker 1: that was wilder than the Black Widow at Kennywood. All right,
- 5:00Speaker 1: what is Khalifa? Tickets coming up on the show around
- 5:02Speaker 1: eight point thirty. We'll try to get you a thousand dollars,
- 5:04Speaker 1: help you pay some bills around nine to ten. New
- 5:07Speaker 1: music Friday here on ninety six one Kissing the free
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- 5:14Speaker 1: we will play a song at the top of every
- 5:16Speaker 1: hour all day today here on ninety six one kiss
- 5:19Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob than.
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- 6:13Speaker 2: Hey.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Thanks to our guy Jurgen from yinsmart dot com. We
- 6:17Speaker 1: got a package yesterday sent to the station that had like, so,
- 6:22Speaker 1: you know, like the orange Turners crates that are just
- 6:26Speaker 1: so iconic in Pittsburgh, the milk crates. It was like
- 6:29Speaker 1: six different little milk crates that had magnets on the back.
- 6:33Speaker 1: So you stick them to your fridge or whatever and
- 6:36Speaker 1: you can hold like things in there, you know, you
- 6:38Speaker 1: put a couple pens in there or something. It's so cool,
- 6:42Speaker 1: such a little thing, but such a smart, little cool idea.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Yinsmart dot com thanks to our guy Jurgen for sending
- 6:49Speaker 1: those over. But Bob, I want to talk by the way,
- 6:51Speaker 1: you did you put one of those on your fridge,
- 6:53Speaker 1: because fridge magnets are now your thing in your family
- 6:57Speaker 1: right okay, time, So she's trying to basically cover your
- 7:02Speaker 1: entire fridge and magnet.
- 7:04Speaker 2: She has been ordering magnets and everything.
- 7:06Speaker 1: We've never had a fridge where, at least not in
- 7:08Speaker 1: a long time where we can put magnets on.
- 7:10Speaker 2: So we got it.
- 7:10Speaker 1: We had to get a new fridge a couple weeks ago,
- 7:12Speaker 1: and all of a sudden she figured out she could
- 7:14Speaker 1: put magnets on this new one.
- 7:15Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, she's on at the all right.
- 7:18Speaker 1: So Bob posted a video yesterday. You need to see
- 7:21Speaker 1: what is on this man's fridge. Okay, go to his instagram,
- 7:25Speaker 1: half ass, Big Bob. Go to his instagram. It's on
- 7:28Speaker 1: our Micy and Bob Facebook page too. Okay, you can
- 7:30Speaker 1: go there too and look because we're gonna explain it.
- 7:33Speaker 1: But you need to see this because it does not sup.
- 7:37Speaker 1: I do not know how this thing exists. I just don't.
- 7:40Speaker 1: Let's get to this talkback message here, brought to us
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- 7:44Speaker 4: Hey, guys, so I just I just saw Bob's Instagram
- 7:48Speaker 4: post about the magnets, the new fridge magnets and Rebecca
- 7:52Speaker 4: got a fridge goose and it has outfits.
- 7:56Speaker 2: And Bobs Bob showed the hot.
- 7:58Speaker 4: Dog outfit is so cute. He says, it's a problem.
- 8:01Speaker 4: I think it's perfect. Absolutely love it. And also Rebecca
- 8:05Speaker 4: looking super cute on vacation with her necklaces or glasses
- 8:10Speaker 4: or vacation nails done. Oh my god, love you guys.
- 8:13Speaker 1: Okay, Bob has a porch goose magnet on his fridge.
- 8:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Now, we talked about this more recently on the show
- 8:24Speaker 1: You got your wife a porch goose for her birthday
- 8:26Speaker 1: last year that she dresses up in different costumes every
- 8:29Speaker 1: been knowing what the porch goose is.
- 8:30Speaker 2: Right, that's the thing.
- 8:31Speaker 1: She's wanted one for years. I finally did it, and
- 8:34Speaker 1: she buys outfits for it. Okay, it's it's on my
- 8:36Speaker 1: front porch.
- 8:37Speaker 2: It's a thing. It's a thing I deal with. Yeah.
- 8:40Speaker 2: Then I came home and there's a goose on the fridge,
- 8:43Speaker 2: just a nude.
- 8:44Speaker 1: Goose, though it didn't have a costume on it yet. Right,
- 8:46Speaker 1: a dude goose on the fridge. Right, but it looks
- 8:49Speaker 1: like the porch goose. You know. It's the white goose
- 8:52Speaker 1: standing on a little thing of grass. And yep, the
- 8:58Speaker 1: damn goose can be dressed up. The goose has outfits
- 9:03Speaker 1: for the fridge, so it's like a porch goose.
- 9:07Speaker 2: It's a fridge goose. A fridge goose. It's a fridge goose.
- 9:10Speaker 2: It is it has outfits that change.
- 9:12Speaker 1: I know, I saw, I saw that you dressed it
- 9:14Speaker 1: up in the hot dog costume. Is this gonna be
- 9:17Speaker 1: like a weekly change on your fridge now, just dressing
- 9:20Speaker 1: up a fridge goose. I'm gonna come downstairs, just gonna
- 9:23Speaker 1: have different outfits on. I'm just happened many a little
- 9:28Speaker 1: fridge goose before you leave for work in the morning.
- 9:30Speaker 2: Right, ridiculous. You know, it's a little thing.
- 9:32Speaker 1: She doesn't need to tell you what outfit she bought.
- 9:34Speaker 1: It'll be a little surprised for you. You know. I
- 9:36Speaker 1: walked in, I'm just like, oh, there's a goose on
- 9:39Speaker 1: the fridge. She's like, watch this. Now, it's got a
- 9:43Speaker 1: hot dog costume for it.
- 9:45Speaker 2: Watch this hot dog goose. Cats mikeying bums.
- 9:51Speaker 1: Cat.
- 9:52Speaker 2: I feel like I've eaten enough sweet treats over the years.
- 9:54Speaker 1: Where I marinated my body and a bear would just
- 9:57Speaker 1: get me like a snack, screams a Mikey and Bobby
- 10:00Speaker 1: podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you.
- 10:02Speaker 2: Get your podcast.
- 10:04Speaker 1: I think it's so funny that we are dealing with
- 10:07Speaker 1: air conditions that are just like nothing we've ever seen before,
- 10:12Speaker 1: like the Canadian wildfires, smoke all that stuff and everything.
- 10:16Speaker 1: You know, it's extremely hot out. We got like highs
- 10:19Speaker 1: in the nineties. Again, like it's gross. You can taste
- 10:22Speaker 1: it outside. I I just love that They're like, don't
- 10:25Speaker 1: be outside for an extended period of time. If you're
- 10:27Speaker 1: outside all day, it's like smoking fifteen cigarettes. And then
- 10:31Speaker 1: the city's like, Picklesburg must go on. This is what
- 10:36Speaker 1: I don't get. You can't stop the pickle You tell
- 10:39Speaker 1: everybody it's bad outside, don't be out.
- 10:42Speaker 2: There for too long, don't breathe.
- 10:45Speaker 1: But we are having the Giant festival all weekend along
- 10:49Speaker 1: with bad air quality to celebrate pickles They really did say,
- 10:53Speaker 1: if you're out there, like for a full work day,
- 10:54Speaker 1: it's like smoking fifteen SIGs. Yeah, what if you only
- 10:58Speaker 1: go down to Picklesburg for a couple hours, how many
- 11:00Speaker 1: SIGs am I going to do to damage in my body?
- 11:02Speaker 1: I feel like, if you're going down to Picklesburg, say
- 11:04Speaker 1: maybe you spend two hours outside right at Picklesburg at
- 11:09Speaker 1: four six six, Yeah, maybe something like that. You know,
- 11:14Speaker 1: maybe depending on how you're breathing, might be worth it.
- 11:17Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, this is like a wild time
- 11:19Speaker 1: to be alive. Like we I just don't know what
- 11:23Speaker 1: to do about anything, you know, other than just try
- 11:26Speaker 1: to make some smiles in the morning.
- 11:27Speaker 2: I just don't know what to do about anything.
- 11:29Speaker 1: Like all right, cool, can't can't breathe in the air,
- 11:32Speaker 1: it's been outside.
- 11:33Speaker 2: But pickle everybody.
- 11:36Speaker 1: We got a festival of pickles and we ain't shutting
- 11:38Speaker 1: it downs.
- 11:38Speaker 2: Our Pickle Week and you can't stop us.
- 11:40Speaker 1: Yeah, Picklesburg from noon to ten pm today, Tomorrow and Sunday.
- 11:45Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob here, ninety six to one. Kiss. Hey,
- 11:48Speaker 2: let's go over to uh let's go over to the
- 11:50Speaker 2: Cleveland area.
- 11:51Speaker 1: By the way. Buco's back tonight from the All Star break.
- 11:54Speaker 1: They are in Cleveland taking on the Guardians. But I
- 11:57Speaker 1: saw they said that they don't know if they're gonna
- 11:59Speaker 1: play that game though. Yeah, like no no word on
- 12:01Speaker 1: it yet. Yeah, because the winter, you know, Yeah, the
- 12:04Speaker 1: earth is on fire. It's burning AI centers taking up
- 12:08Speaker 1: all the water. Let's get to our buddy Geo and
- 12:12Speaker 1: Cleveland here talk back messages brought to us by the
- 12:14Speaker 1: Pavement Group.
- 12:14Speaker 2: Good morning, Mike, you and Bob. This is Geo from Cleveland.
- 12:17Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's been a while since sent in a message,
- 12:22Speaker 1: but thank you.
- 12:22Speaker 2: Guys. Can play this cor up track because I kind
- 12:25Speaker 2: of need it, because you.
- 12:26Speaker 1: Know, between all these heat doones he had and all
- 12:28Speaker 1: this wildfire smoke, this morning pretty rough out here in
- 12:31Speaker 1: the lot lately.
- 12:32Speaker 2: I love the show by Love the show by.
- 12:35Speaker 1: That's Geo from Cleveland, listens to the show on the
- 12:38Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app over in Cleveland.
- 12:39Speaker 2: He has fell in love with the city of Pittsburgh
- 12:42Speaker 2: our show.
- 12:42Speaker 1: Yeah, so yes, this is uh by request for Geo,
- 12:46Speaker 1: who's having a rough morning out there in the lot.
- 12:49Speaker 1: A lot of tendon and Johnny be careful out there.
- 12:52Speaker 1: G oh yeah, that's like six SIGs this morning. Really, Gill,
- 12:56Speaker 1: if you gotta work a full day, man, it's like
- 12:58Speaker 1: good lot of pig back there. Uh So, this is
- 13:02Speaker 1: like a minute of some of the best screw ups
- 13:04Speaker 1: that me and Bob have had on the show. Pretty
- 13:06Speaker 1: sure if rating radio ratings were just in the MRI machine,
- 13:10Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure we're number one.
- 13:12Speaker 2: Number one, Oh my god, just the worst at this job.
- 13:16Speaker 1: It's the most sneaking there there none number Wow, what
- 13:20Speaker 1: was that I just said, there does the five, six
- 13:23Speaker 1: and eleven o'clock nude new new new dude, dude, kid, I'm.
- 13:29Speaker 2: About to talk why we die every dog or eight people?
- 13:36Speaker 1: You say dong or no? I didn't say, all right,
- 13:38Speaker 1: hold on, all right, hold on collecting new unwrapped toys
- 13:44Speaker 1: for the Marines.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Toys for.
- 13:48Speaker 1: Eightway clipper uh dot clam dot dot clom dot dot Yeah,
- 13:53Speaker 1: doc clom. This might be like one of those mobster movies.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Somebody's got movies. That's a whole different thing.
- 14:01Speaker 2: I bet I got a bigger wing wingspan than Cam Hayward.
- 14:04Speaker 2: What did I say? Wang Span? Lord is coming to
- 14:12Speaker 2: the Peener cit.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Thee those mini hockey pooks pooks books. Hey, I think
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- 14:28Speaker 1: are giving us vehicles to drive all like.
- 14:31Speaker 2: I can't wait for this.
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- 14:38Speaker 1: is a ninety six to one kiss. We have the
- 14:40Speaker 1: World Cup Final coming up on Sunday. It's Argentina against Spain,
- 14:45Speaker 1: and why not come out and hang out with your
- 14:47Speaker 1: boys on Sunday. We are gonna be at Acres. Sure,
- 14:50Speaker 1: do you have a team like between those two. I
- 14:53Speaker 1: want Argentina to win, but it's not. This is not
- 14:56Speaker 1: like Steelers Ravens where I'm gonna be Spain wins. It's
- 14:59Speaker 1: cool too, but like Argentina and MESSI win another one,
- 15:02Speaker 1: that would be pretty cool because he's just insane, you know.
- 15:06Speaker 1: But we'll be out there at Aker shirt. The gates
- 15:09Speaker 1: open at one point thirty. You can actually sit on
- 15:12Speaker 1: the field. You can't bring chairs or blankets because the
- 15:15Speaker 1: new field is real mice, it's nice grass.
- 15:17Speaker 2: Okay, We're not going to ruin the.
- 15:19Speaker 1: Nice grass for Steelers season, just for the World Cup
- 15:21Speaker 1: final card to let you touch it and sit on
- 15:23Speaker 1: it though, yeah, I mean touching grass set Actuer is
- 15:26Speaker 1: pretty sweet.
- 15:26Speaker 2: Though. Gates open at one thirty.
- 15:28Speaker 1: Me and Bob will be out there, say hi, give
- 15:30Speaker 1: us hugger high five if you see us, and then
- 15:32Speaker 1: the match starts at three pm. All right, let's get
- 15:36Speaker 1: to a talkback message here, brought to us by One
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- 15:38Speaker 5: Hey, boys, hopings are doing well and having a good
- 15:40Speaker 5: week back from vacasion. My wife and I were talking
- 15:43Speaker 5: about the early days in the show and how absolutely outrageous.
- 15:46Speaker 5: It was even I think more than now is. But
- 15:51Speaker 5: she doesn't remember the story about how Bob got arrested,
- 15:56Speaker 5: and then I think he ended up making us go
- 15:58Speaker 5: back for the show. If you guys could talk about
- 16:00Speaker 5: that on today and Freak Show history, I appreciate it,
- 16:03Speaker 5: and I know she would too. All right, guys, have
- 16:05Speaker 5: a good day.
- 16:05Speaker 2: Good morning that Bob got arrested. Here we go. Let's
- 16:07Speaker 2: tell this.
- 16:08Speaker 1: Story today and.
- 16:14Speaker 2: His story.
- 16:20Speaker 1: So there was this story I'm talking this is twenty years. Yeah,
- 16:23Speaker 1: we're going back like twenty years. There's a story about
- 16:26Speaker 1: how was it a school that had like uniform policy
- 16:30Speaker 1: or something like that, and it was really hot out
- 16:32Speaker 1: and they said men can't wear skirts because a bunch
- 16:36Speaker 1: of guys at the school were trying to wear skirts
- 16:39Speaker 1: because it was hot out.
- 16:39Speaker 2: There was something along those lines.
- 16:41Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were either expelling people or like walking
- 16:45Speaker 1: them all something years ago.
- 16:47Speaker 2: You know, we've progressed a little bit since then.
- 16:49Speaker 1: But so Bob in support of those students, Yeah, yeah,
- 16:56Speaker 1: that's all I was trying to do. He I had
- 16:59Speaker 1: a leather mini skirt. He did that I put on
- 17:02Speaker 1: with nothing else. Well, I had underwear on. But yeah,
- 17:07Speaker 1: I didn't have a top on it at the time.
- 17:09Speaker 1: Looking back, maybe I should have wore a shirt, but
- 17:12Speaker 1: you know, I had to protest. There was wrong happening, right,
- 17:16Speaker 1: you were supporting the h the men who want to
- 17:18Speaker 1: wear skirts. I was trying to do. Yeah, leather mini skirt,
- 17:21Speaker 1: no shirt on and uh. Then we sent Bob out
- 17:25Speaker 1: to the uh the entrance of the Fort Pit tunnel.
- 17:28Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, like, you don't pull.
- 17:30Speaker 1: Over there by the way, it's not a place to
- 17:32Speaker 1: pull over rush hour in the morning. I was directly
- 17:35Speaker 1: outside the Fort Pit Tunnel at the entrance into the city,
- 17:39Speaker 1: encouraging people to honk if they supported. I did have
- 17:42Speaker 1: a sign that said Hong. I was shirtless and I
- 17:45Speaker 1: was wearing a leather mini skirt.
- 17:46Speaker 2: At the time. So then the cops came.
- 17:49Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's kind of where it went sideways on
- 17:52Speaker 1: me put you in coffs.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Games.
- 17:54Speaker 1: I got lots of hongs, a lot of hongs, A
- 17:56Speaker 1: lot of people were listening, and a lot of people
- 17:58Speaker 1: had fun on the show.
- 17:59Speaker 2: A lot of support everybody and a lot of it.
- 18:01Speaker 2: Well I didn't have that. They put you in real handcuffs.
- 18:03Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. When the cops pulled up, we were live
- 18:05Speaker 1: on the air, and there was some type of the
- 18:08Speaker 1: cop was speaking to me and it went over the
- 18:10Speaker 1: air and that was some type of violation.
- 18:13Speaker 2: That's a bad one. That's like wire tapping, white something capping. Yeah,
- 18:19Speaker 2: direct handcuffs.
- 18:20Speaker 1: I yeah, I had hands beyond the back back of
- 18:24Speaker 1: the cop car.
- 18:26Speaker 2: I went to a real jail cell at the time,
- 18:30Speaker 2: still wearing the skirt. Yeah. Maybe not the best jail attire.
- 18:35Speaker 1: This is how it should listen in a in a
- 18:38Speaker 1: leather mini skirt. I show up looking like a snack boys.
- 18:42Speaker 1: Yeah right, So I can't believe this is a real
- 18:46Speaker 1: story that happened on our.
- 18:48Speaker 2: Show Big Snack too, you know strutting.
- 18:54Speaker 1: I was watching a shark program last night, and uh,
- 18:57Speaker 1: it looked like a baby seal out there. No, no
- 18:59Speaker 1: man had a whale. Sharks were just getting at it.
- 19:03Speaker 1: That's what that basically. You in prison and Baker, they
- 19:06Speaker 1: purp walked me through the jail cells, all right, and
- 19:11Speaker 1: then I went I went to a real jail cell
- 19:13Speaker 1: and uh, we had an attorney listening at the that morning. Yeah,
- 19:17Speaker 1: he came to where I was and somehow sweet talked
- 19:21Speaker 1: to cops and I had just signed like an affidat,
- 19:23Speaker 1: like what whatever that said, I would ever do anything
- 19:26Speaker 1: like that. Again, I couldn't actually pull over on the
- 19:28Speaker 1: Parkway unless it was an emergency, Like I just signed
- 19:32Speaker 1: my name on that.
- 19:33Speaker 2: Bob's band from pulling over on the Parkway for no
- 19:36Speaker 2: reason at all.
- 19:39Speaker 1: And then I was out and back to the station
- 19:41Speaker 1: before ten am.
- 19:43Speaker 2: It was a hell of a morning.
- 19:45Speaker 1: Well, and there's another little detail because when you came
- 19:48Speaker 1: back to the studio, this is back when for some reason,
- 19:51Speaker 1: like we've had a handful of guests in the studio
- 19:54Speaker 1: over our years, you know Mac Miller, you know things.
- 19:57Speaker 2: Like early years.
- 19:59Speaker 1: Dude, it's like the most random person possible in the
- 20:01Speaker 1: world that he could walk into. You come back after
- 20:03Speaker 1: going to basically jail during the show, and who's sitting
- 20:06Speaker 1: there by the way, I'm still in a leather mini
- 20:08Speaker 1: skirt and no shirt, yep, fresh out of jail, and
- 20:10Speaker 1: the comedian Earthquake is sitting there promoting some show he's
- 20:15Speaker 1: doing locally. I's forever walking on. It's like, hey, hey, guys,
- 20:21Speaker 1: just out from jail, and he's yeah, he didn't know
- 20:24Speaker 1: what that was going on. Yeah, I don't think anybody did,
- 20:27Speaker 1: but yeah, that's Uh, you know we've we've behaved a
- 20:30Speaker 1: little bit since since then. Well, you know, we we
- 20:36Speaker 1: do our stuff in the studio. Now we don't take
- 20:38Speaker 1: the show out on the streets because.
- 20:40Speaker 2: There's a lesson learned that that morning. You know, we
- 20:42Speaker 2: don't need Bob and coffs again during the show. All Right,
- 20:45Speaker 2: new music from Gracie Abrams.
- 20:47Speaker 1: Here we go. iHeartRadio Music. Got your chance to go
- 20:53Speaker 1: see whis Kalifa coming up around eight thirty. That's gonna
- 20:56Speaker 1: be an awesome show because it's a Friday night, October second,
- 20:59Speaker 1: so it's a mile away. But for a lot of us,
- 21:01Speaker 1: it's gonna be the first time we go into the
- 21:03Speaker 1: brand new place citizens live at the Wiley Friday night.
- 21:06Speaker 1: Whiz Khalifa, brand new venue. Can't go wrong. We'll have
- 21:10Speaker 1: your chance at tickets around to ether to like more. Yeah,
- 21:13Speaker 1: it's ain't like Starlight. It's not gonna be like twenty
- 21:15Speaker 1: thousand people there. Okay, it'll be awesome, Yeah, it will
- 21:22Speaker 1: be Uh, it will be pretty cool. I want to
- 21:24Speaker 1: check in with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account real quick here, Bob,
- 21:27Speaker 1: because we got a couple of things that have been
- 21:29Speaker 1: happening again. The Pittsburgh Police Scanner. They do such a
- 21:33Speaker 1: great job on social media. They just listen to the
- 21:35Speaker 1: scanner and then they post about the things that are
- 21:38Speaker 1: just sort of weird happening in the city. They have
- 21:41Speaker 1: their own website so you can support their ventures. Pghdash
- 21:45Speaker 1: scanner dot com. It's time to find out what is
- 21:48Speaker 1: happening in and around our city. This is in Carrick
- 21:53Speaker 1: Brownsville Road, Southside Cemetery. If you lost your debit card
- 21:57Speaker 1: in an open can of Ravioli in the cemetery.
- 22:00Speaker 2: The long guy found it. Who left the Ravioli fiel?
- 22:06Speaker 1: Maybe somebody passed that loved Ravioli and somebody goes and
- 22:10Speaker 1: visits their grave and brings them Ravioli.
- 22:14Speaker 2: Drops off, chop boyard. Do you get the grave? Maybe?
- 22:17Speaker 1: Man, you get cremated or buried when you die, Bob,
- 22:22Speaker 1: have you figured that out yet? No?
- 22:24Speaker 2: Are you serious?
- 22:26Speaker 1: Yeah? We don't have like a land, like a plot land.
- 22:29Speaker 1: Why do you want to drop Ravioli's off? I was
- 22:31Speaker 1: saying like, if if you get buried, do you know
- 22:34Speaker 1: how much I'm gonna come see your grave?
- 22:36Speaker 2: Dude?
- 22:37Speaker 1: Your grave is gonna be costages. Dad got stuff, bad stuff.
- 22:42Speaker 1: Adult toys. I'm just gonna leave him there and be like,
- 22:45Speaker 1: he used to love this. This is his favorite thought
- 22:48Speaker 1: I will. Man, dude, you're gonna have the best gravy.
- 22:50Speaker 1: It's a pretty morbid, all right. Also Terrace Village, the
- 22:57Speaker 1: caller set a door dash driver dropped off something that
- 22:59Speaker 1: the call didn't order. Callers afraid to touch it, and
- 23:03Speaker 1: wants police to dispose of it. I mean, that's a
- 23:07Speaker 1: gift from the door dash Gods eat it? Yeah, what
- 23:10Speaker 1: are you doing? Man?
- 23:11Speaker 2: Is I sealed?
- 23:12Speaker 1: Is it? You know how they put the Yeah? Yeah,
- 23:16Speaker 1: if the stickers on it, it's yours. It's fair game.
- 23:19Speaker 1: If the seal's broken, all right, then maybe it's no
- 23:23Speaker 1: need to call police on this, right man. I remember
- 23:25Speaker 1: one of one of the greatest nights of my life.
- 23:29Speaker 1: I had Chipotle delivered to my house and I didn't
- 23:32Speaker 1: even order Chipotle.
- 23:33Speaker 2: It was for one of my neighbors. And this is
- 23:35Speaker 2: like early door dash, and I was like, I don't
- 23:37Speaker 2: know what to do. Do I eat this?
- 23:38Speaker 1: So we like called door dash and they're like, oh, yeah,
- 23:41Speaker 1: you just it's yours now because nobody else is gonna
- 23:44Speaker 1: take it.
- 23:44Speaker 2: A special day. Yeah, it was pretty special.
- 23:46Speaker 1: Also, happening in and around our city through the Pittsburgh Police.
- 23:49Speaker 1: Ganner Beach View caller says they're family swimming in the
- 23:51Speaker 1: backyard while a neighbor's standing at a window watching them.
- 23:58Speaker 2: And playing with this pool noodle. Why you get out
- 24:03Speaker 2: of the window, boss, You're not invited to.
- 24:05Speaker 1: The point, I got no more comments. I'm just gonna
- 24:08Speaker 1: move on to the next one here.
- 24:09Speaker 2: Also happening downtown. This was on the Clemente Bridge, OH.
- 24:14Speaker 1: Caller says that a guy has a sign asking for
- 24:18Speaker 1: money for hookers and drugs, and the callers offended.
- 24:26Speaker 2: Listen, do we respect the honesty? I guess I always
- 24:31Speaker 2: respect the honesty.
- 24:32Speaker 1: I feel like, and I know some people are like, well,
- 24:36Speaker 1: there's some people out there that are asking for money
- 24:38Speaker 1: that that's their full time job, and they really aren't
- 24:41Speaker 1: that way far off and need enough money for hookers
- 24:43Speaker 1: and drugs.
- 24:44Speaker 2: That's actually a lot of money. You got a collectors.
- 24:46Speaker 2: I'm not sure what the prices are. Well, it's like
- 24:50Speaker 2: me playing the power ball.
- 24:53Speaker 1: I don't know what the price the going rates are for.
- 24:57Speaker 2: Well, I can probably tell you a couple of things
- 24:58Speaker 2: about drugs, but.
- 25:00Speaker 1: I got no no, probably not, probably not if you're
- 25:04Speaker 1: standing out there. But you know what, if you're standing
- 25:07Speaker 1: out here in this weather with that smoke, you deserve
- 25:10Speaker 1: fuckers and drugs. That's what's happening in and around our city.
- 25:15Speaker 1: Dang all right, Coming up next, there's a guy stuck
- 25:19Speaker 1: in a port of pie for eight hours. We'll get
- 25:23Speaker 1: to that story next. Whisky Leaf and tickets around eight thirty.
- 25:27Speaker 1: Your chance at one thousand dollars. Around nine ten, it's
- 25:30Speaker 1: Mikey and bomb kiss.
- 25:36Speaker 6: Hey.
- 25:37Speaker 1: I know the Pirates schedule for next year came out yesterday.
- 25:40Speaker 1: The Penguin schedule from next year came out yesterday.
- 25:43Speaker 2: But guess what. I'm over here watching, ah.
- 25:47Speaker 1: Man what I'm watching Jalen war and run drills around
- 25:52Speaker 1: trash cans and cones.
- 25:54Speaker 2: Dude Steeler's running back.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Man Champs a couple weeks away put a video Staylor's
- 26:01Speaker 1: Staylor's putting out.
- 26:02Speaker 2: It was me pulling like uh.
- 26:03Speaker 1: Says, training with j trays uphill. That's like the one
- 26:10Speaker 1: last year where you was me pulling like a hockey goal,
- 26:14Speaker 1: soccer soccer goal.
- 26:15Speaker 2: Yeah, he was pulling it all right.
- 26:16Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm over here just watching Jalen war in trash
- 26:21Speaker 1: can spin move videos. Uh yeah, it's not next week,
- 26:25Speaker 1: it's a week after Steeler Camp. Already in it, already
- 26:30Speaker 1: in it, man, we gotta get this Canadian smoke.
- 26:33Speaker 2: Get the smoke out of the way.
- 26:35Speaker 1: We got a couple of big boys on the line
- 26:37Speaker 1: who ain't gonna be able to breathe if camp started today.
- 26:41Speaker 2: It's Mikey Bob here on ninety six to one. Kiss.
- 26:45Speaker 2: Let's get to the porta potty man here.
- 26:48Speaker 1: Because obviously Kansas City had World Cup matches this year,
- 26:53Speaker 1: right yeah, and uh, they had.
- 26:55Speaker 2: A lot of different events going out around the World Cup.
- 26:58Speaker 1: So, uh, there was a guy, you know, the bunch
- 27:00Speaker 1: of porta potties lined up, and you know, at the
- 27:03Speaker 1: end of the event, they're going through knocking on the doors,
- 27:06Speaker 1: making sure nobody's in there so they can take the
- 27:08Speaker 1: porta potties away.
- 27:09Speaker 2: And that's where we'll get to this.
- 27:10Speaker 7: My name is Chip Counterman. I'm a partner with Patriot
- 27:14Speaker 7: Portable Restrooms. Right, but one of our guys went to
- 27:17Speaker 7: pick up an event from the World Cup. I knocked
- 27:19Speaker 7: on all the doors, made sure nobody was in the restrooms,
- 27:22Speaker 7: all right. He did find one of them locked, all right.
- 27:24Speaker 1: We got one locked so yes, No, Well, somebody's still
- 27:27Speaker 1: in there, still doing business.
- 27:29Speaker 7: Knocked on the door and let the gentleman know he
- 27:31Speaker 7: had ten minutes to get out.
- 27:33Speaker 1: That's fine, ten minute warning. If you're in there, you
- 27:35Speaker 1: got timers, run and bad. Nobody wants to be in
- 27:37Speaker 1: a porta potty for five minutes. Let ten minutes taked.
- 27:40Speaker 7: Up everything else. I'm back to that toilet. I knocked again.
- 27:44Speaker 7: The man inside said he was not going to get out.
- 27:47Speaker 2: All right, now, this is getting real suspicious again.
- 27:50Speaker 1: We got a line of porta potties and this guy's
- 27:53Speaker 1: trying to clear them out and take them away.
- 27:56Speaker 2: There's one guy in there saying, ah, I'm not coming out.
- 28:00Speaker 7: A police officer on a motorcycle went by, got a
- 28:03Speaker 7: cop PP, walked up to the door and asked the
- 28:06Speaker 7: man to exit the toilet. The man replied that he
- 28:09Speaker 7: could not reach the door and couldn't get out.
- 28:12Speaker 1: Of the toilet. All right, he's listen, I know where's
- 28:15Speaker 1: he's in the toilet. There's no other place you can
- 28:18Speaker 1: be in the porta potty. He's in the toilet.
- 28:21Speaker 7: They looked inside and didn't see anybody. The lid was
- 28:24Speaker 7: closed and owner was in the restroom.
- 28:26Speaker 2: It kind of startled that again there's it shouldn't have startled.
- 28:30Speaker 2: Then there's only one place the guy can be. He's
- 28:33Speaker 2: in the toilet. It's a horrible game of hide and
- 28:35Speaker 2: go seek, it really is.
- 28:36Speaker 1: Again, they want to get a guy out of the
- 28:38Speaker 1: porta potty. They think there's just somebody in there going
- 28:40Speaker 1: to the bathroom. But he's been in there for so
- 28:42Speaker 1: long that and now they opened the door, the cops,
- 28:44Speaker 1: and there's no one there in the lids closed.
- 28:46Speaker 2: He's in the toilet.
- 28:47Speaker 7: All of a sudden, a head popped out of the
- 28:49Speaker 7: toilet and he said, I'm in here.
- 28:55Speaker 2: You imagine the cops.
- 28:57Speaker 1: You're just sitting there like wow, just mobs up. I'm
- 29:01Speaker 1: in here, just poking out like a turtlehead.
- 29:06Speaker 7: And he pulled them. He was retrieving a mountain dew
- 29:09Speaker 7: bottle that he dropped in from the night before.
- 29:11Speaker 1: Okay, hold on a mountain dew bottle that he dropped
- 29:15Speaker 1: the night before. Used listen, there's a lot of good
- 29:20Speaker 1: mountain dew flavors. You know, they got all these different
- 29:22Speaker 1: Baja blasts. Now, there ain't no mountain dew worth going
- 29:27Speaker 1: for a swim four.
- 29:28Speaker 7: So that him the inside of the tank for about
- 29:30Speaker 7: eight hours. That was true.
- 29:32Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 29:34Speaker 1: This guy was supposedly in a Kansas City port a
- 29:38Speaker 1: potty toilet inside the toilet for eight hours.
- 29:41Speaker 2: Eight hours, eight hours.
- 29:43Speaker 7: After it was cut op and the man was able
- 29:45Speaker 7: to act the toilet, the fire department did hook up
- 29:48Speaker 7: water to their truck and gave him a free shower.
- 29:51Speaker 7: Long story shore, horrible situation. Watch out falling into toilets.
- 29:55Speaker 1: Yeah, watch out falling into toilets. I think the Mountain
- 29:58Speaker 1: dew bottle maybe had some Really I'm not quite sure.
- 30:03Speaker 2: Yeah, this scene.
- 30:06Speaker 1: And by the way, like, you can't charge that guy
- 30:08Speaker 1: with anything. He's spent eight hours into porta potty. You
- 30:11Speaker 1: know what's worse than the worst deal though, Whatever charges
- 30:14Speaker 1: that this guy's gonna get, just teach him a lot to.
- 30:17Speaker 2: Set him free. He's yeah, he's learned his lesson already.
- 30:20Speaker 2: All right, we got whisk to leave it.
- 30:21Speaker 1: Tickets coming up around eight thirty this morning, your chance
- 30:23Speaker 1: at one thousand dollars. Try to pay your bills around
- 30:25Speaker 1: nine ten, it's mike him up. They jumped, so they
- 30:31Speaker 1: think they know where the diarrhea came from. Now I
- 30:33Speaker 1: think they've traced the diarrhea shredded iceberg let us supplied
- 30:37Speaker 1: by Taylor Farms and sold at some Taco Bell restaurants
- 30:40Speaker 1: is linked to the explosive diarrhea outbreak. It looks like
- 30:44Speaker 1: Midwest and the largest cyclose spora outbreak in the US
- 30:49Speaker 1: on record.
- 30:50Speaker 2: All right, we did all right, all time diarrhea for
- 30:53Speaker 2: the Midwest. Yeah, they've tracked down the diarrhea.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Yeah, but Taco Bell said it was removing some of
- 30:59Speaker 1: the items obviously that we're infected. It said, the affected
- 31:03Speaker 1: ingredient from our suppliers being indefinitely removed from our supply
- 31:06Speaker 1: chain nationwide and be replaced in twenty four hours in
- 31:09Speaker 1: select states.
- 31:10Speaker 2: So hey, back to normal Taco Bell diarrhea.
- 31:13Speaker 1: We're trying to get the bad diarrhea under control. I
- 31:16Speaker 1: guess it is Mikey and Bob here on ninety six
- 31:18Speaker 1: to one kiss. Let's get to a talkback message here,
- 31:21Speaker 1: send them through the free iHeartRadio app brought to us
- 31:23Speaker 1: by One Team Media.
- 31:24Speaker 2: Hey, Mikey and Bob, look from me in d C.
- 31:26Speaker 1: Hey, I was thinking it needs to be a company
- 31:27Speaker 1: that takes advantage of this opportunity and create something like
- 31:31Speaker 1: the One Chip Challenge. Take advantage of the explosive, watery
- 31:35Speaker 1: diarrhea outbreak and do something like the one Chip Challenge.
- 31:39Speaker 2: Remember the one Chip Challenge. I did that with Chef
- 31:42Speaker 2: Tom from Get Go. Yeah I never did. It was
- 31:45Speaker 2: a path done that. It was bad, but it wasn't horrible.
- 31:48Speaker 2: You know, I just don't like anything that hot. Yeah,
- 31:51Speaker 2: I know.
- 31:51Speaker 1: It was just so I don't like diarrhea. So this
- 31:54Speaker 1: appetite Okay, all right, does sound great? You like hot diarrhea.
- 31:58Speaker 2: Because that's what you get when you get to one
- 31:59Speaker 2: Chip Challenge. All right, this is just gross. But again
- 32:02Speaker 2: it's gross, but this is what's happening right now. We
- 32:06Speaker 2: got explosive diarrhea outbreak, but it's just a piece of
- 32:09Speaker 2: lettuce with cyclost bariasis on it.
- 32:11Speaker 1: Okay, So the one Chip Challenge instead of being like
- 32:14Speaker 1: a hot like tortilla chip with just insane hot pepper
- 32:19Speaker 1: flakes and spices that'll just have you like gasping for air,
- 32:25Speaker 1: Doug is saying it's time to play, you know, will
- 32:30Speaker 1: you get the rhea from the lettuce, see how it reacts.
- 32:34Speaker 8: And maybe they call it like the butt Juice Challenge
- 32:37Speaker 8: or the Butt Squirts Challenge.
- 32:39Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think this is gonna take off.
- 32:42Speaker 1: I don't think the next ice bucket challenge is here.
- 32:45Speaker 1: I just don't think the butt juice challenge is gonna
- 32:48Speaker 1: be something.
- 32:49Speaker 2: You know, something like that.
- 32:50Speaker 6: Nothing like getting a bunch of bikes together in a
- 32:53Speaker 6: couple pieces of lettuce with one bathroom and just seeing
- 32:56Speaker 6: where the night takes you.
- 32:57Speaker 2: Have a good day, guys, have birthday, Bob.
- 32:59Speaker 1: It's not Bob's bird, Thank you, Bob's birthdays, New Year's
- 33:01Speaker 1: couple bodies, one bathroom. See, I don't think it needs
- 33:04Speaker 1: to be a couple pieces of lettuce though. I think
- 33:07Speaker 1: everybody needs to go get a full head of lettuce. Like, hey, listen,
- 33:09Speaker 1: it's Friday night.
- 33:10Speaker 2: Let's have some fun, right.
- 33:11Speaker 9: Going into the weekend, spinning on the floor, right, and
- 33:15Speaker 9: then you just gotta take a monster bike out of
- 33:18Speaker 9: the full head of you know, only one bathroom.
- 33:22Speaker 1: One bathroom though, and then see how that, see how
- 33:26Speaker 1: that goes. Next thing, you know, somebody's gonna be stuck
- 33:28Speaker 1: in the bathroom for eight hours. You go in there
- 33:30Speaker 1: and they're stucking.
- 33:31Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you get in here. I did the
- 33:34Speaker 2: I did the head of.
- 33:35Speaker 1: Lettuce challenge all right, new music Friday here on ninety
- 33:38Speaker 1: six to one kiss. Another brand new Gracie Abram song
- 33:40Speaker 1: coming up around eight am. Whisky Leaf It tickets around
- 33:42Speaker 1: eight thirty. It's Mikey and Bob Pay your bills on
- 33:45Speaker 1: ninety six one Kiss. Did you miss any segments on
- 33:50Speaker 1: the live show. Get caught up with our Mikey and
- 33:51Speaker 1: Bob podcast every day on the free iHeartRadio app brought
- 33:54Speaker 1: to us by c Harper Auto Group.
- 33:56Speaker 2: Let's get to a talkback message here.
- 33:58Speaker 8: Hello bikeing and this is Autumn from Ohio. I this
- 34:04Speaker 8: is so embarrassing. I have just listened to one of
- 34:07Speaker 8: your ads and it has become a vocal stem of mine. Specifically,
- 34:12Speaker 8: it is the hot breath of summer. Oh, so thank you?
- 34:20Speaker 2: What is is that? Is that one of our window.
- 34:24Speaker 1: Where you pretend you're the hot breath of summer trying
- 34:27Speaker 1: to get it's me again now we got her over
- 34:32Speaker 1: in Ohio. Just oh, it is just it is gross
- 34:38Speaker 1: hot breath. Excuse me, hot breath of summer out especially
- 34:41Speaker 1: throw this smoke on top.
- 34:43Speaker 2: Yeah, oh hies today near ninety degrees.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Hot breath of smoking SIGs out there. That's more what
- 34:51Speaker 1: it's like right, that's more what it's like.
- 34:53Speaker 2: Great. Oh, hold on, let's get to our buddy Smoke
- 34:57Speaker 2: got it.
- 34:57Speaker 10: Here, miikey Bobs boy, Smoke got there he is with
- 35:00Speaker 10: all this smoke from my parents Canada.
- 35:04Speaker 2: This is wild.
- 35:05Speaker 10: It's hazy everywhere it looks a apocalyptic Yeah, and I
- 35:09Speaker 10: can't take it man.
- 35:10Speaker 2: And Happy birthday, my boy Bob, and welcome back boys.
- 35:14Speaker 1: Yeah, smoke, God, he's not Bob's Birthday's birthdays New Year's Day. Hey, listen,
- 35:18Speaker 1: when the smoke has a guy named Smoke Gottie Don
- 35:21Speaker 1: and I us us normal people should not be outside today.
- 35:27Speaker 1: If Smoke gott he can't take it. Who can't smokes
- 35:30Speaker 1: in his name? All right, let's get to another talkback
- 35:33Speaker 1: message here, brought to us by the Pavement group.
- 35:38Speaker 4: Blaming Matt Canada for the forest fires and all the smoke.
- 35:41Speaker 2: Oh my goodness last night and I was just like
- 35:46Speaker 2: this is amazing.
- 35:47Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's not Bob's Birthday's birthdays New Year's Day?
- 35:50Speaker 2: All right? Thank you.
- 35:51Speaker 1: Our guy Brandon, who absolutely cooks on the yinser Internet.
- 35:55Speaker 1: His Instagram is Tourists look up right. We've played plenty
- 35:59Speaker 1: of his videos on the show. Before he's got a
- 36:01Speaker 1: new one talking about the haze and the smoke that's
- 36:04Speaker 1: coming from Canada. Apparently he's got connections with Smoky your
- 36:08Speaker 1: bear Really okay, smoke your bears out there, only you
- 36:11Speaker 1: can prevent forest fires.
- 36:12Speaker 11: Well, ladies and gentlemen, I just go off the phone
- 36:14Speaker 11: with someone very important and he's not very impressed. I
- 36:18Speaker 11: don't know if you remember from growing up, I know
- 36:20Speaker 11: how much he has paid attention. If you did, we
- 36:22Speaker 11: could probably prevent these issues. He was kind of a
- 36:25Speaker 11: pillar in the community. Ladies and gentlemen, I just go
- 36:27Speaker 11: off the phone with none other than mister Smoke himself.
- 36:30Speaker 11: Wile smoking a bear. Wow, he's not very impressed with
- 36:33Speaker 11: the Canadians at the moment. I said, you know what, smoke,
- 36:36Speaker 11: There's only one explanation for it. There's only one person
- 36:39Speaker 11: that could be behind us. And he goes, well, Brandon,
- 36:40Speaker 11: who's out?
- 36:41Speaker 2: I said, you know who it is? He said, no,
- 36:43Speaker 2: I don't.
- 36:44Speaker 11: I said, you lures fan smoke. He said, I'm a
- 36:46Speaker 11: lurs fan. I saw our brother Weldon. That explains that
- 36:49Speaker 11: the only person that could possibly in charge for filling
- 36:52Speaker 11: the whole city full of smoke, none other than Matt Canada.
- 36:56Speaker 2: Matt Canada is out again. Oh no, Matt Canada. Here catch.
- 37:03Speaker 1: I mean, listen, there was a point where you could
- 37:06Speaker 1: chant fire Canada anywhere in Pittsburgh.
- 37:10Speaker 2: You could be at a nice restaurant and you could
- 37:13Speaker 2: get a fire Canada. Chance.
- 37:15Speaker 1: The Bear he talked to him, Smoking the Bear's blaming
- 37:19Speaker 1: former Steelers offensive coordinator Matt Canada.
- 37:23Speaker 2: He's got on the level where he calls him smoke too.
- 37:25Speaker 1: Yeah, we got smoke. Gottie Brandon's got smoking Bear, and
- 37:30Speaker 1: Matt Canada might be the plane for all this damn
- 37:33Speaker 1: stuff going on right now.
- 37:34Speaker 11: My Heart Radio musical one is that Tulu got a
- 37:41Speaker 11: chance for you to win one thousand dollars.
- 37:43Speaker 1: That's coming up around nine ten. We continue to try
- 37:45Speaker 1: to pay your bills thirteen times a day. Here on
- 37:48Speaker 1: ninety six to one. Kiss it is Mikey and Bob.
- 37:50Speaker 1: Let's get to a talkback message brought to us by
- 37:52Speaker 1: the Pavement Group.
- 37:53Speaker 7: We get Big Bob to give a smoke warning.
- 37:56Speaker 2: Yeah, we got the Canadian wildfire smoke. It's awful.
- 38:00Speaker 1: There's like I didn't even know we could get to
- 38:02Speaker 1: level purple, like air quality alert. We're at purple yeah,
- 38:05Speaker 1: I said, if you're outside all day, it's like smoking
- 38:07Speaker 1: fifteen cigarettes or something.
- 38:09Speaker 2: But hey, Picklesburg must.
- 38:11Speaker 1: Go on.
- 38:14Speaker 2: Dangerous out there in the hot weather with the smoke.
- 38:19Speaker 1: But hey, hey, we didn't make up the STIGs thing.
- 38:21Speaker 1: They really said. Working outside today is like smoking fifteen SIGs. Yeah,
- 38:27Speaker 1: but also worth it if you need to ride a
- 38:30Speaker 1: mechanical pickle, you know, like I mean, there's some things
- 38:34Speaker 1: that you just have to risk it for. Right by
- 38:36Speaker 1: the way, Bob, I don't want you to ruin your
- 38:38Speaker 1: voice and yell a smoke warning real loud. I think
- 38:43Speaker 1: we'd go to signor smoke himself. Pittsburgh's own wis Kalifa.
- 38:47Speaker 1: Here's the only smoke wrning you need. That's Whiskalifa there
- 38:51Speaker 1: with a smoke warning for everybody. All right, So if
- 38:53Speaker 1: you plan on going outside today, whiz Kalif was warning
- 38:58Speaker 1: you ben warn we might. That's the whiz Khalif of
- 39:02Speaker 1: purple warning right there. Let's call it the whiz Khalif
- 39:05Speaker 1: a purple Hayes warning. That is weird that the highest
- 39:11Speaker 1: levels purple. Yeah, and it's hazy outside.
- 39:14Speaker 2: I don't know there's some of us where purple Hayes
- 39:17Speaker 2: means means a little something. Whizz is one of them.
- 39:21Speaker 2: All right, careful out there.
- 39:22Speaker 1: The Pirates might play a game in Cleveland Tonight's kick
- 39:24Speaker 1: off the second half of the season.
- 39:26Speaker 2: But also air quality might be bad enough that they
- 39:28Speaker 2: just they just move the game. We'll see.
- 39:31Speaker 1: They also announced their schedule yesterday afternoon. Oh my gosh,
- 39:35Speaker 1: do we have a home opener, like the actual season
- 39:39Speaker 1: opens in Pittsburgh. Yeah.
- 39:41Speaker 2: I saw that. It'll be like the first real home
- 39:44Speaker 2: opener that we've had in years.
- 39:45Speaker 1: Year since twenty sixteen. Last decade, the Pirates have started
- 39:51Speaker 1: the season on the road. So we open the season
- 39:57Speaker 1: for the first time at home since twenty sixteen. It's
- 40:00Speaker 1: pretty awesome. I mean there's also a chance, unfortunately, of
- 40:03Speaker 1: a lockout. Yeah I saw, Yeah, that's coming.
- 40:06Speaker 2: I saw.
- 40:07Speaker 1: This was just kind of posturing by the MLB putting
- 40:10Speaker 1: the schedules out, Oh okay, to try to force the
- 40:13Speaker 1: players to reach an agreement.
- 40:15Speaker 2: So it's just like, we already made the schedule and
- 40:19Speaker 2: you're excited.
- 40:20Speaker 1: Yeah, home opener Thursday, March twenty fifth against the Athletics.
- 40:26Speaker 1: It's the earliest of Pirates will start a season. I'm
- 40:29Speaker 1: sure weather is going to be fantastic.
- 40:32Speaker 2: For the pall schemes out there on an opening day. Yeah,
- 40:34Speaker 2: why not.
- 40:35Speaker 1: Penguins also released their schedule yesterday on an eighty four
- 40:39Speaker 1: game schedule. They opened the season on the road September
- 40:42Speaker 1: thirtieth against the Flyers. Home opener is going to be
- 40:45Speaker 1: October third against the Montreal Canadians and then Bob I
- 40:50Speaker 1: also saw here home game on January first against the
- 40:54Speaker 1: Minnesota Wild Birthday. Boy. Let me tell you right now,
- 40:58Speaker 1: watch out, listen. I know that we got some people
- 41:01Speaker 1: over at the Penguins. I'm saying if Bob does not,
- 41:06Speaker 1: if there's not a Bob birthday tie in for the.
- 41:08Speaker 2: New Year's Day game, then what are we even doing
- 41:11Speaker 2: here Pittsburgh? What are we even doing?
- 41:14Speaker 1: Also, like the news that everybody knew was coming from
- 41:16Speaker 1: the Penguins is official now. The e c h L's
- 41:21Speaker 1: Wheeling Nailers, you know that have been just sort of
- 41:23Speaker 1: a staple with the Penguins for years and years. They
- 41:28Speaker 1: are now being replaced with the Florida ever Blades, which
- 41:31Speaker 1: is an awesome name for a team. But the Hoffman groups,
- 41:35Speaker 1: they've they fust I was about to say, the Haffman
- 41:38Speaker 1: Group sucks.
- 41:40Speaker 2: We're too early. We're too early to say they suck.
- 41:42Speaker 2: Sucks for people, is what I was gonna. Yeah, it does,
- 41:46Speaker 2: it does.
- 41:46Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a lot of people have loved going
- 41:48Speaker 1: to those games over the years, and yeah, maybe not
- 41:51Speaker 1: so much more. Yeah, I just it does suck for
- 41:54Speaker 1: the for the community down there. They've owned the ever
- 41:58Speaker 1: Blades down in Florida since twenty nineteen. They've won the
- 42:01Speaker 1: Kelly Cup, which is their championship, for the past five years.
- 42:05Speaker 1: So the Haffman Group's good with that level of hockey.
- 42:09Speaker 1: Hopefully that you know, uh, translates to NHL success. Every
- 42:14Speaker 1: Blades's logo not black and yeah, it's not black and yellow,
- 42:17Speaker 1: though it's got a gator on it. Yeah, Kyle Dubas said,
- 42:21Speaker 1: for nearly three decades, the Nailers have been an invaluable
- 42:23Speaker 1: part of the organization's player development process. Previously, David Hoffman
- 42:28Speaker 1: from the Haffman Group said that, you know, they would
- 42:31Speaker 1: run me out of Naples, Florida if the ever Blades
- 42:36Speaker 1: go away.
- 42:36Speaker 2: So it's like they had to make the decision.
- 42:38Speaker 1: They own the Penguins now, of course they're going to
- 42:40Speaker 1: take their team, right instead of taking the Wheeling Nailers.
- 42:43Speaker 1: The ever Blades used to be Blue Saint Louis Bluedes
- 42:46Speaker 1: affiliate and that ended this offseason. So the Wheeling Nailers
- 42:51Speaker 1: are are no more or they need to find another team,
- 42:54Speaker 1: or I think I saw that they're searching for another
- 42:56Speaker 1: team already. But that's not like a guarantee nod. So, yeah,
- 43:00Speaker 1: it does suck. And obviously we're feeling for everybody out
- 43:02Speaker 1: there and Wheeling who loved the Nailers and loved going
- 43:05Speaker 1: to Naylor's games.
- 43:06Speaker 2: And but the Hoffmin groups, like some of them already
- 43:10Speaker 2: said like ever Blades.
- 43:12Speaker 1: Fans were wearing like Penguins jerseys to their games late
- 43:15Speaker 1: last season and everything. So they oh, they owned both
- 43:18Speaker 1: the teams, they can do what they want. It does suck,
- 43:21Speaker 1: and we understand it. But as soon as they bought
- 43:23Speaker 1: the Penguins and they all sort of saw this happening
- 43:26Speaker 1: all right. Coming up next to round eight thirty, we
- 43:28Speaker 1: got your chance at whisky Leaf of tickets. Also, WTAE
- 43:32Speaker 1: talked to a woman yesterday about the bridge implosion, the
- 43:34Speaker 1: Commercial Street bridge. Yeah, she used Kenny Wood to describe.
- 43:38Speaker 2: What it what it was like. We'll get to that
- 43:40Speaker 2: next it's my Gameboby.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Six Sunday, Me and Bob are gonna be floating around
- 43:47Speaker 1: Agroshuer Stadium because they're letting the general public go on
- 43:51Speaker 1: the grass, brand new grass too. You can't bring blankets
- 43:56Speaker 1: and you can't bring chairs. You can just bring yourself
- 43:59Speaker 1: and sit your eye on the grass. You can sprawl
- 44:01Speaker 1: out on that grass.
- 44:02Speaker 2: Sure, why not take some pictures on the Acressure Stadium grass.
- 44:06Speaker 2: Lower bowl is also open if you'd like to sit
- 44:09Speaker 2: in a chair.
- 44:09Speaker 1: Yeah, Sunday, we're gonna be watching the World Cup Final
- 44:12Speaker 1: at Akrochure. They're putting it up on the screen. They've
- 44:14Speaker 1: had a couple different events where they've done that, but
- 44:17Speaker 1: we're gonna be out there for the World Cup Final.
- 44:20Speaker 1: It is Argentina against Spain and then like halftime is
- 44:24Speaker 1: supposed to be a big deal like BTS Justin Bieber
- 44:26Speaker 1: and like Madonna and stuff and.
- 44:28Speaker 2: Yeah, so it should be just a cool event. Watch
- 44:31Speaker 2: it with us.
- 44:32Speaker 1: Lower bowl is gonna be open if you want to
- 44:33Speaker 1: actually sit, or you can go on the field and
- 44:35Speaker 1: sit on the grass. Just no blankets and chairs or
- 44:37Speaker 1: anything like that. That is gonna be Sunday at Akrossure
- 44:41Speaker 1: come hang out with your guys.
- 44:42Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob. It is ninety six to one. Kiss.
- 44:45Speaker 1: Let's get to WTA because yesterday the Commercial Street bridge
- 44:50Speaker 1: was imploded. Okay, we all sort of saw that, and
- 44:55Speaker 1: we're just you know, you know, we are with the
- 44:57Speaker 1: local news. We just hope that they talk to somebody
- 44:59Speaker 1: who has some sort of hope they found someone inserness
- 45:03Speaker 1: right to them. Right. So w Tae sends Ava Rash
- 45:07Speaker 1: out there to do the bridge implosion reaction, right, and
- 45:10Speaker 1: she finds this lady here intense.
- 45:12Speaker 2: Moment, rocking bystanders.
- 45:15Speaker 3: It was more wild than writing The Black Widow at kennywid.
- 45:19Speaker 2: That's exactly what we need right there. Perfect Hey, great job,
- 45:22Speaker 2: Avery Rash.
- 45:23Speaker 1: That's all we need to see on the news. I
- 45:25Speaker 1: don't want somebody just describing it just in a generic way.
- 45:29Speaker 1: Tell me about the boom I heard the boom.
- 45:33Speaker 6: Wood.
- 45:33Speaker 2: You need to us the level of the boom that
- 45:37Speaker 2: it was for us.
- 45:38Speaker 3: It was more wild than writing The Black Widow at Kenwich.
- 45:42Speaker 1: The bridge implosion was wilder than riding the Black Widow
- 45:46Speaker 1: at Kenny Black Widow wild?
- 45:48Speaker 2: Does it get more Pittsburgh than this?
- 45:50Speaker 3: It was more wild than writing the Black Widow at kennywid.
- 45:53Speaker 2: That's just listen.
- 45:55Speaker 1: It was an implosion. It was a bridge implosure. But
- 45:59Speaker 1: her comment, who is wilder than the Black Widow at
- 46:01Speaker 1: Kenny One? That's a explosion. Ehoho Mornings Right awesome, too much,
- 46:10Speaker 1: Kenny Bridges, WTV, Joe Jamardo Salley.
- 46:15Speaker 2: Wiggan Kenny Explosion.
- 46:21Speaker 1: All right, here's your chance to go see Whiz Khalifa.
- 46:25Speaker 1: We know Kiss time to win Whiz Khalifan tickets. Hey,
- 46:30Speaker 1: congrats to our guy, Greg and Penhills just won our
- 46:33Speaker 1: Whiz Khalifa tickets.
- 46:34Speaker 2: That's gonna be such a fun show.
- 46:35Speaker 1: It's a Friday night, October second, at the brand new
- 46:39Speaker 1: venue Citizens Live at the Wild.
- 46:41Speaker 2: It's like they're opening weekend. It is Whiz Khalifa.
- 46:45Speaker 1: Man Sarah's Candy's has made contact with the show. We
- 46:49Speaker 1: will get to the note in what they sent to
- 46:51Speaker 1: us coming up around nine ten on ninety six one.
- 46:55Speaker 2: Kiss.
- 46:55Speaker 1: It is Mikey and Bob. If you miss any of
- 46:58Speaker 1: the show today, get caught up this week again. If
- 47:00Speaker 1: you're out doing stuff, I actually don't do stuff this weekend.
- 47:04Speaker 1: Just sit inside and listen to our podcast. Brought to
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- 47:13Speaker 12: I'm making Bob, this is kind of random, but I
- 47:16Speaker 12: just learned that a group of starfish is called a galaxy.
- 47:19Speaker 6: I just thought you appreciate it.
- 47:21Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, we appreciate that. That's awesome, did you know that.
- 47:25Speaker 1: I mean, we've done that before, We've done this. What's
- 47:28Speaker 1: a group of animals called? Like, yeah, I know, the
- 47:31Speaker 1: one I always go to is crows. A group of
- 47:34Speaker 1: crows is called a murder of crows. It just sounds right,
- 47:37Speaker 1: you know, there's a bunch of crows up there. It's
- 47:40Speaker 1: a murder of crows. But yeah, a group of starfish
- 47:44Speaker 1: called galaxy. That's nice. Man, Hey, bunch of stars, that's
- 47:48Speaker 1: galaxy right there.
- 47:49Speaker 2: That's what it is. All right, let's get to another
- 47:52Speaker 2: talkback here. It's our guys, Steve. Steve here.
- 47:55Speaker 6: Hey, I just heard you guys play that screw up
- 47:57Speaker 6: track and I don't know, have you ever power ranked
- 47:59Speaker 6: your top five favorite screw ups?
- 48:01Speaker 2: Oh, Steve, Mike Wang iHeart Radio ass, Yeah we got there.
- 48:05Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a few, Yeah, we got some just always
- 48:08Speaker 6: stand out to me. And every time I hear the
- 48:10Speaker 6: word commute, I always go commute.
- 48:12Speaker 2: Yeah, I screwed up one time tried to say commute
- 48:14Speaker 2: and I said kim R.
- 48:15Speaker 5: Every time I hear the iHeart Radio app on one
- 48:18Speaker 5: of the ads, I.
- 48:18Speaker 2: Heard radio ass or something, I have to say, Okay,
- 48:21Speaker 2: what are your top five?
- 48:22Speaker 1: Probably not great for our bosses to hear. Every time
- 48:24Speaker 1: I hear the iHeart Radio app, I think iHeart Radio ass.
- 48:27Speaker 1: Top five screw ups on the show A Steve's Time
- 48:37Speaker 1: for Mikey and Bob.
- 48:43Speaker 2: Top five favorite screw ups on the show. Number five.
- 48:45Speaker 1: I tried to say the Disney character Mulan, the ultimate
- 48:51Speaker 1: bad ass Mulan move.
- 48:53Speaker 2: On YEP called their Moulan.
- 48:57Speaker 1: Number four, it's the iHeart Radio aps, So take us
- 49:02Speaker 1: everywhere you go this weekend on the free iHeartRadio Ass.
- 49:07Speaker 2: No way, no way, all the timer.
- 49:17Speaker 1: Number three, best screw up of all time. It is uh,
- 49:21Speaker 1: you know, it's another name screw up. I tried to
- 49:23Speaker 1: say Jeffrey Dahmer, the guy who used to eat people bad.
- 49:28Speaker 1: Every dogar eight people, you say doger. No, I didn't
- 49:32Speaker 1: say all right, hold on right, hold on. I like
- 49:36Speaker 1: how I tried to deny it to no no I
- 49:39Speaker 1: it Uh, the second best screw up on our show.
- 49:43Speaker 1: I tried to say that I have four cats in
- 49:46Speaker 1: my house. Yeah, it's the reason why I have four
- 49:53Speaker 1: cats in my house. My house, My god man, not
- 50:00Speaker 1: in this moment and the greatest grew up of all
- 50:09Speaker 1: time on the show rip legendary Penguins broadcaster legend Mike lang.
- 50:20Speaker 4: Bo.
- 50:20Speaker 2: Don't got Mike Wang.
- 50:26Speaker 9: It is.
- 50:27Speaker 1: You're not gonna beat that, you know, Mike Mike Wang
- 50:31Speaker 1: I probably should have phrased that a little bit better.
- 50:35Speaker 2: Your chance out one thousand dollars coming up trying to
- 50:37Speaker 2: pay your bills.
- 50:38Speaker 1: Around nine ten, It's Mikey and Bob ninety six to
- 50:40Speaker 1: one kid Jumped New music Friday Here on ninety six
- 50:47Speaker 1: to one Kiss. Gracie Abrams has a brand new album
- 50:50Speaker 1: out called Daughter from Hell. We're playing brand new Gracie
- 50:53Speaker 1: songs at the top of every hour. Uh. The actual
- 50:57Speaker 1: song Daughter from Hell we will play coming up next
- 51:00Speaker 1: here on ninety six one Kiss. It is Mikey and Bob.
- 51:03Speaker 1: Earlier on the show, we were talking about this this
- 51:06Speaker 1: story out of Kansas City. Kansas City hosted some of
- 51:09Speaker 1: the World Cup games. They had a lot of events,
- 51:11Speaker 1: and uh, you know there's a row of porta potties
- 51:14Speaker 1: and uh, the guy from the porta potty companies cleaning
- 51:17Speaker 1: out the porta potties.
- 51:18Speaker 2: It's clean up time.
- 51:20Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going through and hey, anybody in here? Sure
- 51:23Speaker 1: one of them was locked. Somebody answered that they can't
- 51:26Speaker 1: get to the door. They ended up calling the cops
- 51:29Speaker 1: fire department, and they found a guy hiding basically in
- 51:32Speaker 1: the porta potty toilet hole like he was down in
- 51:35Speaker 1: the blue Goo because he said he dropped him out
- 51:38Speaker 1: and do bottle in there for eight hours. He was
- 51:40Speaker 1: down after the World Cup of that Chief, which that
- 51:44Speaker 1: thing is probably run through. Boy, he was down in there.
- 51:48Speaker 2: That's all countries coming together. I was just doing hod on.
- 51:52Speaker 1: No, let's get to this talkback message brought to us
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- 51:57Speaker 2: This message.
- 52:00Speaker 12: From Bridgeville. I have another porta potty story for you
- 52:03Speaker 12: this morning. So a few years ago, I was with
- 52:05Speaker 12: my parents in Vegas and really had to go to
- 52:08Speaker 12: the bathroom, So porta potty on the side of the road.
- 52:11Speaker 2: Hold on real quick, let me stop it right there, Okay, Vegas,
- 52:14Speaker 2: porta potty side of the road. It's like a constructured
- 52:19Speaker 2: port of potty you don't have.
- 52:21Speaker 1: This is hot too, That's what I'm saying, dude, that's
- 52:24Speaker 1: like Mike microwaving it in.
- 52:26Speaker 12: There, went in, did my thing, and all of a
- 52:29Speaker 12: sudden heard a big PLoP. Realized my cell phone had
- 52:32Speaker 12: been in the back pocket on my shorts.
- 52:34Speaker 2: Got to let it go. It's gone forever.
- 52:37Speaker 1: You need a new cell phone now. That's sorry. Sorry,
- 52:41Speaker 1: the toilet has it now. Everything's in the cloud. But
- 52:45Speaker 1: hopefully you can restore it. Yeah, that phone belongs to
- 52:48Speaker 1: the Vegas now.
- 52:49Speaker 12: Without thinking, immediately turned around, pants on the ground, and
- 52:52Speaker 12: dove my arm into the depths to scoop out my phone.
- 52:56Speaker 12: The phone was successfully retrieved and cleaned the But maybe
- 53:01Speaker 12: I have some swamp bug community now. Anyway, have a
- 53:05Speaker 12: great Friday. Glad you guys are back.
- 53:08Speaker 1: I don't think you have any sort of superpowers or
- 53:10Speaker 1: swamp bug immunity.
- 53:12Speaker 2: You don't know.
- 53:13Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. If that was a good decision,
- 53:16Speaker 1: I would have left it forever. I mean, she's still
- 53:18Speaker 1: here with us. She just sent that message a little
- 53:20Speaker 1: bit ago.
- 53:21Speaker 2: Using the phone.
- 53:22Speaker 1: Still, there's no way you can thoroughly clean a phone
- 53:27Speaker 1: after it falls into the port of potty.
- 53:29Speaker 2: There's not enough waters in the world.
- 53:30Speaker 1: There's no way you could take it to one of
- 53:32Speaker 1: those phone places where they open your phone and clean
- 53:35Speaker 1: all that there.
- 53:36Speaker 2: You gotta let that that phone belongs to Vegas. Now
- 53:40Speaker 2: you know what they say.
- 53:40Speaker 1: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, including that poopy
- 53:45Speaker 1: cell phone of yours.
- 53:46Speaker 2: Should have left it.
- 53:47Speaker 1: Myheart Radio Music Friday budget for.
- 53:52Speaker 2: One Hi everyone, it's greasy Abrams one thousand dollars trying
- 54:02Speaker 2: to pay your bills.
- 54:03Speaker 1: Coming up next here on ninety six to one Kiss
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- 54:10Speaker 2: Uh, it is Mikey and Bob.
- 54:12Speaker 1: I just saw some news this morning here Kenny Woods,
- 54:15Speaker 1: sand Castle in Idlewild and Soakzone all closed today due
- 54:20Speaker 1: to the air quality. Wow, it's kind of a serious
- 54:24Speaker 1: deal here this air quality right.
- 54:27Speaker 2: Like, I mean, it's level of purple, which I didn't
- 54:29Speaker 2: even know if possible, didn't even think it could get
- 54:31Speaker 2: past red.
- 54:32Speaker 1: But here we are. The expert said it if you
- 54:34Speaker 1: spend a good significant amount of time outside, it's like
- 54:37Speaker 1: smoking fifteen cigarettes. Yeah, so they shut down Kennywood, sand Castle, Idlewild,
- 54:42Speaker 1: and Soakzone today on a Friday. You know, sucks for business,
- 54:47Speaker 1: sucks for them, but hey, Earth is on fire right now, man,
- 54:52Speaker 1: just I think the solution is more AI data centers, right, is.
- 54:58Speaker 2: Probably more air right?
- 55:00Speaker 1: Some of that it is Mikey and Bob here on
- 55:02Speaker 1: ninety six to one kiss Sarah's Candies has made contact.
- 55:07Speaker 1: Obviously legendary Pittsburgh treats Sarah's Candy with the factory over
- 55:11Speaker 1: Aaron Cannonsburg basket. Yeah, it's it's a it's a major
- 55:16Speaker 1: gift basket that was sent to the station by Sarah's Candies.
- 55:19Speaker 2: Now, I'll take you back to a few shows ago.
- 55:21Speaker 1: We were talking about ice cream flavors, and I fantasized
- 55:25Speaker 1: about strawberry pretzel salad ice cream flavor, which there's like
- 55:29Speaker 1: a million companies who make that flavor. I don't know, though,
- 55:32Speaker 1: because ice cream makes me poop, so I don't get
- 55:34Speaker 1: to try all the flavors.
- 55:35Speaker 2: You did say it very innocent, like I didn't know.
- 55:38Speaker 1: You were just excited because we were making up fantasy
- 55:41Speaker 1: ice cream flavors. You're like strawberry pretzel salad, and then
- 55:44Speaker 1: everybody jumped on you, like, well, it's.
- 55:46Speaker 2: Already out there.
- 55:47Speaker 1: Sarah's DM to me, Sarahs Candies DM me and said, hey,
- 55:49Speaker 1: we got you and Bob come by.
- 55:51Speaker 2: We got that.
- 55:52Speaker 1: And I said, ice cream makes me poop, though, Sarahs,
- 55:54Speaker 1: and you're in Cannonsburg. I live all the way up
- 55:56Speaker 1: north in like Swickly Franklin Park. I'm gonna poop my
- 55:59Speaker 1: pants on the way home. I love you, but yeah,
- 56:01Speaker 1: I can't do that. But they sent a gift basket.
- 56:04Speaker 1: This is amazing, Mikey. We heard your concerns, considered the risks,
- 56:07Speaker 1: and decided the only reasonable response was to send reinforcements.
- 56:10Speaker 2: Inside the basket, you'll find plenty of.
- 56:12Speaker 1: Sarah's goodies for you and Bob to share, lactad for
- 56:15Speaker 1: a little extra confidence, and free Sunday coupons.
- 56:18Speaker 2: For whatever you're ready to roll the brown dice.
- 56:22Speaker 1: We can't promise there won't be consequences, but we could
- 56:26Speaker 1: promise the ice cream will be worth it. Hope to
- 56:29Speaker 1: see you in Cannonsburg soon your friends at Sarah's Candies. Jeez, hey,
- 56:35Speaker 1: well played there, and what a great note too, Adult
- 56:38Speaker 1: viper in there by the way I love anywhere. Checked
- 56:40Speaker 1: for an adult diper. I saw lactate. There is lactate
- 56:45Speaker 1: in there, so I don't put my Yeah, but I mean,
- 56:49Speaker 1: is there any extra safety?
- 56:50Speaker 2: Is there a safety layer?
- 56:51Speaker 1: If we're rolling brown dice, you might want to put
- 56:53Speaker 1: on an adult Dipe'd.
- 56:55Speaker 2: Be hilarious if there's just one tugged in there.
- 56:57Speaker 1: If lactate's so good for diarrhea, aren't we all getting
- 57:00Speaker 1: like lactaid like we got COVID shot, you know, let's
- 57:03Speaker 1: let's really fight this lettuce diarrhea from taco bell with Let's.
- 57:07Speaker 2: Fight fire with fire.
- 57:08Speaker 1: I think lactat is for dairy. Well, lettice won't work.
- 57:16Speaker 1: It's got a cow on it. Oh, the cow is
- 57:19Speaker 1: looking like preventing all diarrhea. Dude, the lactaate cow looks
- 57:23Speaker 1: like it's the anti diarrhea cow is on loch. Thank
- 57:28Speaker 1: you Sarah's candy, and thank you of us sending a
- 57:30Speaker 1: nice gift basket over.
- 57:32Speaker 2: We will make it to your delicious chocolate factory one
- 57:35Speaker 2: day soon. And thank you for sending reinforcements. All right,
- 57:38Speaker 2: here's your chance to win one thousand dollars. Good luck.
- 57:40Speaker 1: Your got a chance for you to win one hundred dollars,
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- 57:51Speaker 2: Whatever you're doing this weekend.
- 57:54Speaker 1: If you're road stripping anytime soon, we'll do that next
- 57:56Speaker 1: year on ninety six to one Kiss It is Mikey
- 57:59Speaker 1: and Bob.
- 58:00Speaker 2: Yesterday we were talking about.
- 58:01Speaker 1: The ten New yinsers that are going to be on
- 58:03Speaker 1: the Pittsburgh Walk of Fame there in the Strip District.
- 58:06Speaker 1: You know, some of them you're real familiar with, like
- 58:09Speaker 1: Mary Olmu, but then there are some that were just like,
- 58:11Speaker 1: all right, what's what's this person famous for? Henry Mancini
- 58:14Speaker 1: was one of them, we said yesterday, and we're like, oh,
- 58:16Speaker 1: you must be a bread guy, right, He's uh, not
- 58:19Speaker 1: the bread guy, the famous composer. Yeah, he did the
- 58:22Speaker 1: Pink Panther theme. Wow, you know that's a famous He's
- 58:35Speaker 1: won four Academy Awards and twenty Grammys. One of us,
- 58:38Speaker 1: it's kind of a big deal. Yeah, he's a injurer too.
- 58:40Speaker 1: But hold on, let me get to this talkback message
- 58:42Speaker 1: brought to us by the Pavement group.
- 58:44Speaker 8: Bob is your friend Erica here. I just have to
- 58:47Speaker 8: share that I was a really serious dancer when I
- 58:49Speaker 8: was younger and my teacher would.
- 58:52Speaker 3: Always talk about Martha Graham.
- 58:54Speaker 8: She's considered like the founder of modern style dance. They
- 58:57Speaker 8: call her.
- 58:58Speaker 2: Picasso of dance.
- 58:59Speaker 8: I had no idea she was from Pittsburgh.
- 59:01Speaker 6: I just wanted to share.
- 59:02Speaker 8: I thought that was super cool. So thanks for teaching
- 59:05Speaker 8: me that she was from there and that she's getting
- 59:07Speaker 8: a star in the strip.
- 59:09Speaker 2: That's it.
- 59:10Speaker 1: If you've ever danced in your life, basically Pittsburgh, you know,
- 59:15Speaker 1: are you the Picasso a dance though? No, But I
- 59:17Speaker 1: was up for season one of Dance Moms as a
- 59:22Speaker 1: mom or I was being cast as a dancer.
- 59:26Speaker 2: Let me tell you there would be nothing funnier than
- 59:29Speaker 2: at the peak of Dance Moms with Abby Lee. Does
- 59:32Speaker 2: Abby Lee make that under Walk of Fame eventually? By
- 59:35Speaker 2: the way, I don't know the charges in the prison time?
- 59:40Speaker 10: Might nah?
- 59:41Speaker 2: I don't know we got any felons on the Walk
- 59:44Speaker 2: of Fame. You know anybody who's done some jail time?
- 59:48Speaker 1: Are you disqualified for the day that you were a
- 59:51Speaker 1: skirt on the parkway and no charges, no charge, No
- 59:54Speaker 1: charges were dropped. I was a dancer too, So we're
- 59:58Speaker 1: putting dancers on I'm eligible. I don't think mine was
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: more exotic. Hey, Martha Graham basically invented modern dance. She's
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: a picasso a dance you though exotic? Can you imagine
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: a season dance Moms with all the girls, and then
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: all of a sudden, there's just this one big guy
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: who like has the body of class, has the body
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: of a giant adult man. He never addressed me either,
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: but I'm always there, just dancing my ass. He's got
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: the heart of a dancer, you know, and he needs
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: he needs to learn the basic stuff that.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: You would learn when you were like younger. Right, yeah, yeah,
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: that'd been pretty magical, right.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: We had a couple of dance moms come out to
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: stuff with Boss throughout the years and everything.
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: Never met Abby Lee Miller in real life, though, No,
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: you know the one, Well she went to jail. Well
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: that's true too. You gotta wa say she's the one
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: who got away. But you really didn't, you said, Well.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: Close enough though that Bob, you were you were Abbey
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: Lee for Halloween one year.
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you pulled that cost them all real good too.
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: All right, let's get to a another talk back message here,
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: Bob I was.
- 1:00:58Speaker 8: Putting up on the podcast and I heard the lady's
- 1:01:00Speaker 8: story about how she found her cat behind the taco bell.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we were talking about cats yesterday on the show,
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: as we do, you know, and uh lady said that she,
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: you know, some people go through breeders and try to
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: get like fancy animals and things like that, and she's like,
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: I found my cat behind the taco bell is eating
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: a deer carcass or something.
- 1:01:18Speaker 4: And it reminded me of my sister's friend who found
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: her cat and kept them and like that's how she
- 1:01:24Speaker 4: got her cat.
- 1:01:25Speaker 8: And and my sister was like, well, how'd you name them?
- 1:01:28Speaker 8: She goes, Oh, I just named them after what I
- 1:01:29Speaker 8: found them in. That's taint and dirt.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: So I don't know.
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: It made my day, all right?
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: Did she say paint and dirt or dirt? Because if
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: you don't know, true, I don't know. If you want
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: to taint cat, here's the chance to win one hundred
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: dollars get go give. The air quality is at a
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: purple level. Didn't know it could be that high.
- 1:01:51Speaker 8: Uh.
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: Kennywood sand Castle by the Wild clothes for the day
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: because of the bad air. Pickles bergs out here just
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: going what ever, Picklesburg just going, what do you want?
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: We got a mechanical pickle.
- 1:02:05Speaker 7: What you want?
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: You want us to shut it down for the day.
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: I don't think so.
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: So Picklesburg, I think is just gonna keep continuing through
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: the weekend. Not sure if the Pirates are playing tonight
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: because they're in Cleveland. I think that's still up in
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: the air. Obviously follow along with that if you care,
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: but the game is still scheduled to go on. But again,
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: all these cities here in the Midwest are like, well,
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: first of all, we're all deal with diarrhea, but then
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: the Canadian wildfires.
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: Right, it's like you shouldn't even be outside that long,
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: right if you.
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: Don't have to. I think tonight overnight there's a chance
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: of like showers, and then the winds will change from
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: what I saw, and like throughout the weekend it'll get
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: less and less. Okay, I think today is like the peak.
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: Today is the worst day. Yeah, well, we're at purple level.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: I don't think, yeah, we're purple nurples out.
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: There is man. I didn't think get hired and read,
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: but purple Marple here we are.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: But yeah, it's obviously Picklesburg weekend got the Pittsburgh Vintage
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: Grand Prix and Shenley Park.
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: That's always a big deal.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, how about them Hans Dude river
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: Hounds on Saturday National Spotlight CBS at noon. You know,
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: take a little peak at the river Hounds. If you
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: aren't going to the game on Saturday, Peko Hans watch
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: the river Hounds nationally televised game, CBS Saturday at new
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: Let's go Hans Man, Let's go Hans. And then of course,
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: speaking of soccer, it is all about the World Cup
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: Final Sunday, Spain, Argentina. Me and Bob are gonna be
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: floating around Acrosure. That's where we're gonna be to watch
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: game and everything. I think there's gonna be an iHeartRadio
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: kiss setup thing. But yeah, like just look for the
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: big guy with a mustache and my tall friend like
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: weby Roman. That's the thing and everything. You know, Me
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: and Bob are just if you know us, you see us.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: We're very this we're very distinguished gentlemen, unique looking gentlemen.
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: Friendly, easy to find us.
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: We'll see a lot of you out Sunday, World Cup Finals. Again,
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: they're opening the field so you can sit on the field,
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: no chairs, no blankets because they don't want to mess
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: the new Stoller's field up. But if you want to
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: touch grass with us, they'll also have the lower bowl
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: open so you can sit there. It's the NFL clear
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: bag policy, so that's in effect. And uh yeah, we'll
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: see some of you. Sunday. Gates open at one thirty.
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: I think they already have like five thousand people sign
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: up for this thing. I've been getting text about, Hey,
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: do I need tickets for this? I'm like, yeah, you
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: can sign up for tickets if you want, but it's
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: all free. It's all free. Show up and trying to
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: get like a head count on people.
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: Gates open at one in the match. Of course, at
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: three pm.
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: We'll see Sunday World Cup Final at at act for
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: sure watching.
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: It on the on the big screen. All right, what
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: else we gotta do here?
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