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Brandy and Julie on Self Producing Housewives, Taylor Frankie Paul and The Most Hated Man in The Valley! · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have the thruple.
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  Speaker 2: We're in a polyamorous relationship. Don't we wish. I've seen
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  Speaker 2: a lot on that. I've seen a lot on that.
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  Speaker 2: I am dating a couple. A couple's dating me. They're
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  Speaker 2: not a couple. We're a thruple. That's right. It's Brandi Howard,
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  Speaker 2: Julie Goldman, stars of Dumb Gay Podcast, and so much more.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm so excited to have you guys back. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I love it. We have so much to discuss.
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  Speaker 3: I love our love.
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  Speaker 2: So good. So beautiful. It's beautiful love. You know what?
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  Speaker 2: Just a bit more love. Big love.
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  Speaker 5: We have seen you outside of our professional lives, though.
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  Speaker 5: We have a whole life outside.
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  Speaker 2: People don't know. That, you know, we just shared little
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  Speaker 2: bits and pieces with the public.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: With the public.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't want to believe breadcrumbs, but I
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  Speaker 3: just I'm not going to I might say the word adoption.
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  Speaker 2: Adult adoption is a thing in a throuple lifestyle. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: when one adopts you, yes. Yes. I was saying that
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  Speaker 2: the three of us were going to adopt a child. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: All right, I need to get into this news. That
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  Speaker 2: is Brittany Cartwright of The Valley. She just fired her
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  Speaker 2: publicist now. She's had her for 10 years, Lori Krebs.
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  Speaker 2: After Jax Taylor was photographed absolutely in romantic embraces with her,
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  Speaker 2: on his, he had a birthday celebration at a resort
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  Speaker 2: in Mexico with a bunch of people and she was
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  Speaker 2: one of them. And she was their publicist for 10 years.
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  Speaker 2: I assume not only getting them impressed, but probably procuring
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  Speaker 2: like brand deals and stuff. That's just my assumption. And, um,
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  Speaker 2: spoke highly of her when they had their podcast together.
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  Speaker 2: And there was rumors that there was something going on
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  Speaker 2: with Jax and Lori, and she didn't believe it then. But,
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  Speaker 2: you know, a lot of the comments were like, let's
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  Speaker 2: just focus on why would this girl be doing this? Like,
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  Speaker 2: why is she choosing A, her client, and her client's
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  Speaker 2: is Jax Taylor to start a romance with her? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because he's fucking hot. Exactly. I mean, you knew, Heather.
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  Speaker 2: I think he's very good looking. I've always thought he
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  Speaker 2: was hot and charming. He is hot and charming. He
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  Speaker 2: is hot and charming. If you're ready, you know, and you've,
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  Speaker 2: this is, you're working with this person and you've got
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  Speaker 2: nobody else trying to tap that ass and he is
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  Speaker 2: it for you. Are you kidding? And, You've had you
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  Speaker 2: probably had something going on before and then she might
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  Speaker 2: have dated someone else and he's whatever. And then he
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  Speaker 2: comes around and they're like, fuck, whatever. We're going to
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  Speaker 2: Cabo and some person at the hotel recognize them.
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  Speaker 5: And do they not see the person clearly like this
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  Speaker 5: or is the person playing it off like texting?
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  Speaker 2: Like doing a selfie like that? I just don't know
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  Speaker 2: how you can listen. I'm not very famous, but yesterday
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  Speaker 2: I decided since I didn't have to record and it
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  Speaker 2: was hot as shit, I said, I'm going to go
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  Speaker 2: to the beach. And I went to Paradise Cove. Beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: The price has tripled, but you still can rent. It's
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  Speaker 2: the only European beach club that we have in L.A.
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  Speaker 2: So you can park there easily. And blame Carabass for
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  Speaker 2: that one, too. You can pay for having no fans. No,
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  Speaker 2: but for real, all of the mayors. Beaches should be public.
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  Speaker 2: Why can't we not have a bar like a Nicky
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  Speaker 2: Beach or St. Bart's? Every beach we can make, you know. Well,
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  Speaker 2: this is it. You can get drinks. You can, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And so you lay on the... I'm probably going to
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  Speaker 2: make it more crowded and make it more expensive just
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  Speaker 2: talking about it. But anyway. Gatekeep. I was at the
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  Speaker 2: Paradise Cove beach. And I had my little bed and
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  Speaker 2: I was right on the water. And Peter alerted myself
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  Speaker 2: that he was going to gyrocopter past the ocean. I
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  Speaker 2: can't take it. Now, have you told... the scoopers, the
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  Speaker 2: juicy scoopers. I don't know that they know about, I
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  Speaker 2: talked a little bit about the gyrocopter on our live show. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you guys.
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  Speaker 5: Don't understand what's doing with Peter and this fucking like,
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  Speaker 5: this like aircraft that he gets in alone.
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  Speaker 2: Is there one seat behind him? Yes, I can join anytime.
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  Speaker 2: I'm willing to join. No, I'm not going to allow that.
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  Speaker 2: Are you willing to join now? Not yet. Okay. I
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  Speaker 2: told him I would do it. So he went around,
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  Speaker 2: he went around. And these people go, they're all like
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  Speaker 2: looking at it, you know, and then we're, I'm filming it.
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  Speaker 2: And then Drake was there and he's filmed me being like,
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  Speaker 2: that's my man. That's my man. That's my man in
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  Speaker 2: the gyrocopter. And they're like, aren't you Heather McDonald? Now,
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  Speaker 2: if I was there with a man that wasn't my son.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Some, you just, you can't assume. You can't. Like
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  Speaker 2: if you're, if you don't want it out that you're
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  Speaker 2: seeing someone, whether you're married, divorced, whatever, clearly he can
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  Speaker 2: date people. She's dating someone. I don't think they care
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  Speaker 2: that it's out there. You wouldn't go to any resort anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: You would have to go to a private home if you,
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  Speaker 2: a private like rental home vacation, if you didn't want
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  Speaker 2: it out there. And other people in the comments are
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  Speaker 2: just like, I'm sorry. Haven't they been broken up for
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  Speaker 2: a really long time? Yeah. But of course she should
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  Speaker 2: fire her. Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: Because of course she should fire her.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely. If she was your nail tech, you should fire her.
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  Speaker 2: If she was your hairdresser, I'm going to find her
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  Speaker 2: and just fire her and I'm not even working with her.
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  Speaker 2: She's not even working for me.
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  Speaker 7: If you saw her across the street, you should fire her.
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  Speaker 7: It's completely hooked up before. And also it's completely what it's,
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  Speaker 7: what it's giving me. And I do love, we love Jax.
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  Speaker 7: We've all established that.
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  Speaker 2: I love that. He will just do it with anyone.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: While it will lower your self-esteem for a brief moment,
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  Speaker 5: it does raise it, you know, for that moment in
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  Speaker 5: that pool, she was on top of the world.
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  Speaker 2: Now they went with like 10 people. So this is
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  Speaker 2: a group. People know they're dating. And I want to know,
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  Speaker 2: did she get the whole thing comped? Because she's this
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  Speaker 2: PR person. Because now we're going to fuck her. Yeah. Hey, girl,
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  Speaker 2: get us. Yeah. Go Lori. Go Lori Krebs PR. Where
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  Speaker 2: was the hotel? What do we have to do? What's
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  Speaker 2: your number? Who do we have to make out with
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  Speaker 2: to have a birthday celebration there?
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, so.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me your thoughts on the Valley. Oh, speaking of which,
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  Speaker 2: just in the Valley, I think I mentioned before, Ariana
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  Speaker 2: Maddox got to Emmy nods. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: That's awesome. For her hosting. Holy shit. Which is amazing. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 2: That is so crazy.
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  Speaker 3: That's cool.
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  Speaker 2: That's insane. I meant to talk about Tom Sandoval, in
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  Speaker 2: the last episode, I already talked about it. You, when
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  Speaker 2: three of us met, he and his girlfriend, Victoria. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: At the Vanderpump Dog Ball.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And what was your impression and what are your thoughts
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  Speaker 2: about the latest thing in that there was, you know,
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  Speaker 2: a domestic violence call, there's been Something, you know, the
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  Speaker 2: whole thing with the dad, I've already talked about it.
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  Speaker 2: He's saying he paid for everything. She's saying she paid
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  Speaker 2: for stuff. What does the dad mean? He paid rent?
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  Speaker 2: The dad was living with them for like a year
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  Speaker 2: and a half. And he's saying he paid rent? No,
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  Speaker 2: the dad is not saying he paid rent. Tom's saying
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  Speaker 2: he paid for everything. After the first couple months of rent,
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  Speaker 2: he's saying he paid for everything. And that he was...
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  Speaker 2: A victim of domestic violence for like, well, for a
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  Speaker 2: long time of their relationship. And he hit it. That
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  Speaker 2: is what is being told based on what the report
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  Speaker 2: is that he gave. And this does happen. And it
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  Speaker 2: would be embarrassing to be with someone that hit you.
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  Speaker 2: And it seems like he does have evidence. She is
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  Speaker 2: going crazy. And to try to defend herself and get
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  Speaker 2: her story out through different bloggers and people that write
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  Speaker 2: about Vanderpump rules. And I can understand why she would
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  Speaker 2: as well. However, was her intention in dating him? To
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  Speaker 2: get two Emmys five years from now. Like, was it?
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  Speaker 2: And then when this breakup happened, was she hoping without
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  Speaker 2: police that or after it happened, was she hoping to
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  Speaker 2: get her story out so that there would be some
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  Speaker 2: type of public outrage and and she would be seen
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  Speaker 2: somehow as the victim? Well, no, because we didn't watch
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  Speaker 2: her for 10 years. And that's a good point. is
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  Speaker 2: a dark, this is way darker than fucking your cast mate.
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  Speaker 2: I will say this. Like it's just a dark subject.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think, um, one could muster even a slap
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  Speaker 5: for someone that you're just gold digging on.
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  Speaker 2: My impression that night, and they did fight that night.
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  Speaker 2: That was... First of all, she was fucking gorgeous. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I did feel there was tension. They were fully fighting.
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  Speaker 2: I remember we were standing by the bar before you
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  Speaker 2: could go in and get your seat in the ball room. Yes. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: what do you recall?
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  Speaker 5: There was tension there, but then Julie saw them once
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  Speaker 5: we went to our table because they were at our table.
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  Speaker 3: They were fully fighting. And I just had a whole
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  Speaker 3: conversation with him at the bar. And with her, I
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  Speaker 3: was immersed in them.
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  Speaker 1: And.
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  Speaker 3: I like Tom and, you know, for all of his,
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  Speaker 3: you know, issues and, you know, we're all flawed, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And he's... Whatever. But he was... And we've worked with him.
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  Speaker 2: We just want to put it out there. Like, and I...
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  Speaker 2: We just like him from that night.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I recognize and I recognize all of it
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  Speaker 3: because it's complicated and it's dark and he's, you know,
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  Speaker 3: there's a lot going on there.
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  Speaker 2: But he was.
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  Speaker 3: even though he was trying to hide that they were fighting,
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  Speaker 3: because you know when you can tell when a couple
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  Speaker 3: is like fighting and there's just like, you can just tell,
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  Speaker 3: you just know it. He was being very nice. He
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  Speaker 3: was being very sociable. He was two fisting drinks.
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  Speaker 2: So was I. So was I.
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  Speaker 3: So he was definitely like, like, you know, what it
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  Speaker 3: felt to me was he was on top of a
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  Speaker 3: situation that was probably.
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  Speaker 2: Very, I agree. And I think that that does fall
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  Speaker 2: in line of a relationship. Take the gender and sexuality
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  Speaker 2: out of it where one person is in a situation
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  Speaker 2: where they're managing their abuser, whether it's verbal abuse, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And and what now that you talk about it, I've
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  Speaker 2: certainly seen it. more on the other side where the
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  Speaker 2: woman is maybe with a heavy drinker, whatever, and, or
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  Speaker 2: knows that he has a temper and is trying and
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  Speaker 2: is like, do we leave? Do we stay like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we're trying to keep the image. And these are not
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  Speaker 2: the people I'm thinking of are not public figures, you know?
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  Speaker 2: So you're, you're a public figure at this thing. You're
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  Speaker 2: still managing in this world. Now this was at least
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  Speaker 2: a year and a half ago that we went to
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  Speaker 2: this thing. So they were already like six months into
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  Speaker 2: the relationship. I mean, I think they've been together like
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  Speaker 2: a few years now. Now I will say this, and
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  Speaker 2: this is dark. Oh God.
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  Speaker 3: And I, again, said with all due, his karma is
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  Speaker 3: kind of coming around. And I will say, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and I hope that he gets through it and I
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  Speaker 3: hope he learns from it and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But I do think It was coming. Here's what I
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  Speaker 2: want to say. In a way.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how else to say it, but it's
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  Speaker 5: a little karmic to me what I'm seeing. I think
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  Speaker 5: there's a conversation, of course, to be had around women
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  Speaker 5: who lose control of their emotions, whether they're under the
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  Speaker 5: influence or not, and slap and hit these men because
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  Speaker 5: they're in a position where they can't do it back.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Right. I don't know that he was the spokesperson
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  Speaker 2: we needed.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 5: And even though I don't deny that it was happening
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  Speaker 5: to him at all, I really did like her.
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  Speaker 2: And, you know, she sort of.
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  Speaker 5: She was really beautiful, really thin, but she sort of
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  Speaker 5: was that girl that, like, radiated insecurity. There's no beating
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  Speaker 5: those charges. Like, when you can't... And just with him
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  Speaker 5: and her and the combination of that, I will also say...
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  Speaker 5: And again, I believe that was happening to him, and
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  Speaker 5: I do think that sucks. I just think he probably
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  Speaker 5: should have just— I just don't know that he's the one
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  Speaker 5: that's going to spread the message. Well, I mean, it's
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  Speaker 5: just like a woman that's like, well, why didn't you leave? Well,
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  Speaker 5: we share a house together.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We are in love. The father's living there. I already
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  Speaker 2: was the most hated man in the world. And now
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  Speaker 2: I'm with this person that I probably shouldn't be with.
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  Speaker 2: I think he loved her too. But maybe she can change.
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  Speaker 2: I think he was in love with her. I also
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  Speaker 2: think you don't want to admit. I mean, we all
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  Speaker 2: know someone that's like in a horrible situation. They're like,
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  Speaker 2: I can't have a third divorce. Yeah, you can. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And so I think he was like, I can't have
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  Speaker 2: another like bad, unsuccessful relationship because I'm trying to rebuild
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  Speaker 2: my reputation and have work after this. So, again, it's
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  Speaker 2: one of those things.
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  Speaker 5: Well, Julie asked a good question at the time.
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  Speaker 2: I did? And you said, well, who released the footage? Oh, right.
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  Speaker 2: Because he never had to. Oh, that's true. That never
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  Speaker 2: had to come out. And it almost felt like, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: wasn't that his home? No, I think that dad released
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  Speaker 2: that footage. But wasn't that Tom's house? Or I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if that was all just part of. when you
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: file this stuff that they ask you for it and
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  Speaker 2: you give it. If you have surveillance cameras, I just
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  Speaker 2: think you might have to just give it all. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not really exactly sure of the timeline of all the legalities. So,
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  Speaker 2: you know, we'll see what happens with that. Obviously, he
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  Speaker 2: can't go on Juicy Scoop and tell us the story
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  Speaker 2: of his, you know, toxic relationship now. But when the
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  Speaker 2: time comes... I do think it is a subject that
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  Speaker 2: is starting to get more light about men that are
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  Speaker 2: in physical abusive relationships. Did you ever see that documentary
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  Speaker 2: about the guy in England? No, no. Oh my God,
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  Speaker 2: it's horrible. Like maybe it was on YouTube or something,
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  Speaker 2: but his whole life, I mean, for like eight years,
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  Speaker 2: he had documentation from like nanny cams and things like
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: that of just his wife just verbal everything, you know?
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  Speaker 2: And it can happen. I mean, just like a man
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  Speaker 2: who's like, you're fucking fat. There's a woman that's doing
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  Speaker 2: the same thing. Like, you think you look good there?
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  Speaker 2: You don't look good there. You look pale. You look,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like to a man that might care about
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  Speaker 2: his looks, whatever. I'm telling you, it can absolutely go
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  Speaker 2: both ways. And I think that there will be a time.
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  Speaker 2: That did seem like a microaggression against Julie's legs.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They're very white. Pale as in.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, nothing I do gets them tan either. I
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  Speaker 3: do want to say this in addition to what you're saying.
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  Speaker 3: What we saw with Taylor Frankie Paul and what possibly here,
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  Speaker 3: we don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: But I also think what is not being talked about,
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  Speaker 3: because she was so villainized, in addition to the women
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  Speaker 3: who are, let's say, akin to a male abuser who
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: just out of where they're just insane or whatever. A
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  Speaker 3: lot of times in these situations with women, they're being
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  Speaker 3: driven insane. they're being driven to a point of they're
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  Speaker 3: being gaslit and manipulated and pushed around and they're being
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  Speaker 3: verbally abused too. And then all of a sudden they
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  Speaker 3: lose their shit and like what we saw with her.
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  Speaker 3: And I think like, not saying it's right, but I
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  Speaker 3: do think that the men are, escape again in the situation,
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  Speaker 3: end up scapegoating the woman and don't take any accountability
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  Speaker 3: for their part in doing that. Like if you're gaslit
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: and cheated on and manipulated and pushed around and you're
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: a woman in general, you're already a woman and you
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: already have, you know, and you could have the possibility
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: to snap and slap a bitch, meaning a man. And
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: it's just like, rather than being villainized, the conversation around
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: it should be more of a thing of like, I
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I don't even know. I mean, the thing is, the
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: conversation is always going to be hard because nobody knows
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: what really happens. And in this day and age, we
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: do finally have video and audio evidence. But still, that's
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: not 24-7 of a four-year relationship. You know, we're going
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: to still see this nanny cam. We're going to see
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: this outside camera. We're going to hear this audio call.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: And it's all going to play into your stuff. But,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's all that. Can I just say something
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: for myself?
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Um, I don't know that Ariana feels this way.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: I doubt you would either Heather with Peter, just simply
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: because you are, um, you know, radiating white light, but, um,
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: that girl, and I'm just telling you, was there any Victoria? Yeah. I,
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: feel like they have like a very passionate, like obviously feisty,
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: you know, probably toxic love going on, which is very sexy.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: She's very sexy.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: You can throw 200 Emmys at me and I'm going
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: to be looking at my ex like.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: It's going to bother me. It is going to bother me.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I definitely think her positive karma has made her in
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: a place where she's sure she cares a little. I'm
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: sure she got on a phone with somebody that's a
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: close friend and been like, I can't believe this is
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: going on. But I bet there's a varied amount of emotions.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: And like anything, yes, some people hold a grudge forever.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: And some people actually get to a place where they go, oh,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: my God, that's weird that I didn't care that much.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: And I think she's in a place where... Of course,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: she knows about it and has had conversations about it,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: but I don't think, I think she's had such good
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: karma and probably done so much work on herself that
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: she's probably like, she might even be in a place
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: that's like, well, this isn't good and I don't want
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: to be associated with it. She probably more just doesn't
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: want to be associated or for people like us to
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: remind everybody that at one time she spent nine years
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: of her life with him, you know, regardless of, because
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: even if he is the victim, it's like, but then
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: why did my ex make such a poor choice? You
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like, you're still like... You're with
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: the douche. Yeah, like, I think that she would much
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: rather have it be, I really do, that he found, like,
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: a successful yoga instructor and that, you know, surfs on
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: the side and they're getting married and she's just a
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: total delight and everyone likes her. I think that would
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: be better because it's like, okay.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: Or a successful sound bath administrator.
• 20:16
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• 20:48
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 20:54
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• 20:59
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• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 21:07
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• 21:08
  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: started crying.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: those hard moments that they go through.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: It's about what happens next. I decided to risk it all.
• 21:32
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• 21:38
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• 21:43
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• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Um, speaking of Taylor, Frankie, Paul, we'll just jump ahead.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: And I think, so Whitney Leavitt, I guess they, she
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: wasn't following her, um, has unfollowed Taylor, Frankie, Paul and Taylor's,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: you know, basically said, well, Taylor said, well, she's been
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: waiting on my downfall since day one. So this is
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: happening over at, you know, um, Secret Lives of Mormon
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Wives and everything that's going on with them and the show.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: They're not following her. They don't want to be a
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: part of it, but there are a part of it.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: She's going to be filming by herself and all this
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: stuff with them. It's a lot. I love that show
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: so much.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: I wanted to say about Taylor Frankie Paul that in
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: addition to what you said, Memo, and we like her.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: She's obviously got charisma for days and invented that show.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Mom talk and all of it. And Whitney Leavitt should
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: be just saying thank you to her. Whitney Leavitt, go
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: bug off onto Broadway and just bye, girl.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Bye, girl.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: So the only reason she's even interesting is simply because
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: she's making Taylor Frankie Paul do these TikToks where she's
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: like talking back to her. Yeah. I know that we
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: don't have like a lot of footage of that night
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: and what we do have, he filmed on his camera.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: The infamous barstool night?
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, to do what he did exactly with that footage
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: and then still got back with her afterward. But what
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: she claims, and I do believe her, is that he
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: locked her in the garage and he shoved her in
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: the garage and then he shut the door and he
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: locked it. And then she became enraged. When you can't
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: get out and you can't get to, you know, your
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: kids and you're in this you're being shut out. You
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: don't get the choice to leave and you're being shut
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: out of an argument. And at that point is when
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: she became enraged. And I mean, he is just, he
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: is one of the most vile people on TV, Dakota,
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: in my opinion.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think there's any place for him to
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: continue on in this world. So I don't know, like,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: as far as like, you know, I don't think I'm
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: going to be, he's going to be getting brand deals
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: anytime soon. And I think that's why they want her
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: to go. Because she won't let.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Go of him.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: They're pissed and jealous.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: And she also brought up, Taylor, Frankie Paul, about Whitney.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: I was one of the few people that stood up
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: with you with the hospital dance. Oh, the hospital dance.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: This is the infamous hospital dance where Whitney had one
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: of her children in the NICU for.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: You know, some breathing serious disease. And she had the
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: little baby in the plastic crib and she's, you know,
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: and then she had like the writing one, like point
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: of view when your baby's in the NICU, but he's
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: getting better. And you're like dancing and you're like, but
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: you've been up all night and you still can do
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: a move. And it was like really bad. But But
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: that also put them all on the map. Like, that
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: also put them all on the map. So it's like,
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Whitney should be like, okay, Taylor, but thank God I
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: was such an idiot and such a thirst bucket at
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: the NICU that I did that dance. And Taylor's like,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: they wanted me first for Dancing with the Stars, not you. Yeah.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: But she got Dancing with the Stars and then she
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: got Chicago and even did better than... Ariana on Chicago.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Supposedly she's the most successful ever guest star. But, you know,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: we'll see where everybody is in a couple years, you know? Like,
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: this stuff is very... Yes. This reality show talk with
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: all the things that we do, all the shows that
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: talk about it. It is our pop culture now. It
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: is fleeting. It is fleeting. Like, I mean, remember the Scandaval, like,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: four months there was out of control of, like, what...
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: was going on. And, and now it's kind of like,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I've talked about Tom a few times and I'll be honest,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: like there just isn't a ton of comments or interest
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: about it. Like I wanted to do a follow-up to it,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: but it's like, I don't know. I think people are
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: just kind of like, they would rather, you know, I
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: kind of can see when I do like 10 subjects
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: in a show, what people are truly like interested in
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: talking about and what they're kind of like, okay. You know,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: like it's just, So, okay. Sometimes I pull up.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: That hospital video just to like soothe myself. I'm telling
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: you guys, it's good.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: The hospital video is amazing. And the best part is
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: that all her kids are healthy and she's still married
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: to her husband and she's successful. But, you know, hey,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: that's what it is. You know, I talked about this
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: other influencer that Went and did a video. She has
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: like 1.5 million followers. Her name's like Christine Ebbs or something.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Went and did a video at a store and she
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: was laughing about how she thought this was such a
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: gross store and like, and the parodies that have been
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: done about it. It is so embarrassing. And then she
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: did an apology video That was equally horrible. It was cringe.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Like it was horrible. And I'm like, and I keep
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: checking and I'm like, I never followed her. People are
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: still following her. So, and I looked at her content
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: and it sucks. Like it's not even interesting. It's not funny.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: It's just, you get hooked into being in someone's house,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: whether you're watching them on a glossy TV show or
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: you're just followed them and you're like into their weird content.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Or your hate watching just to feel good. I don't know,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: but I'm like, God, what does this woman have? Like,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: she's not, she's not like, she's not Valerie of a farm.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: She's not like cooking. She's not like a fashionista. Like,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: she just has like a normal family. I was like,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I don't get why anybody would be that into her.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: And then walked into a normal grocery store and was like, gross,
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: look at this fruit.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm shaking right now. Like, what is, this is
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: a simulation. There's, the steak is ribeye or... top sirloin
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: that's that's.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: It how this is so small town and weird and
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: then she's like sorry guys i do go to the
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: grocery store all the time this is where the mystery
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: lies on that is that she's like says sam's club
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: did not deliver our order they canceled us three times
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: so we have to go to a regular grocery store
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: we have to actually drive our car and grocery shop.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Like a peasant And then she's like, Sam's Club and
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I are not friends. Well, I saw someone that did
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: a little research and said she had a brand deal
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: with Sam's Club.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I don't understand. This didn't make Sam's Club look good,
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: that they just can cancel you on a busy weekend.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: So she did take it down, but then she had
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: to do an apology video. I'm just like, I don't know.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: People like this is when I just want them to
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: go away. And then like two years later, they're like, hey.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: It's been a while. Um.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: And I really grew. I don't know. And why are
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: the apology videos so horrific?
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: There isn't one apology video that's ever been made that
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: is acceptable. Not one.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: You're crying. That's why some people go the other route
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: and they don't apologize. That's what you have. You can
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: never apologize. And you just go, just forget about me
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: and move on to the next dumb white bitch. No
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: one needs your like, I'm really, I'm growing. I had
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: no intention. I didn't mean to hurt you.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: The head of the grocery store made a video and
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: he's like, we're actually a huge chain. where the literal
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: head of like Vons, but it wasn't that came on
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: and from like the Midwest and was like, I was like.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Hey, my name is Rick. And we'd like to respond
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: to what, whatever her name is that said that our
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: store is gross. By the way, I did a shopping
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: video and cooking with a chef stew a while ago
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: at our local Vons. And the manager came up to
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: me and he was like, Hey, Heather, I'm the manager
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: here at Vons, and we saw your video. And I mean,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, my butthole clenched, a trickle of pee
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: came out, and he's like... I just want to thank
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: you for representing our store so well that's nice anything
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: you need and I'm like I wasn't thinking about I
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: went in wanting to buy the stuff that we were
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: going to cook. Right. And we had fun, you know,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: doing bits. And Drake edited it to be a funny,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: entertaining video of us running around getting the things we
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: needed and me not knowing what something meant or how
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: to do something because I'm not a great cook. And
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: that's why it came out good because I wasn't looking
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: like this. This is what this girl needs to say.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: This is the apology that she needs to say. Okay.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Thank you for pointing out that I was a complete
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: out of touch asshole. I started this channel a couple
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: of years ago thinking nobody would watch about my boring
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: ass family and my lack of a personality. Somehow it
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: took off. I'm at 1.5 million followers and I now
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: make a million dollars a year. So I am out
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: of touch. I do shop at my local Air One.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I'm completely clueless. And in my clueless bubble- I think
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: everybody thinks like me. And I went into a grocery
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: store and I shit on it. And I look like
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: a fucking asshole. And I'm really grateful before I became
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: a bigger asshole that you guys called me on it.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: And I'm just disgusted with what a loser I've become.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: I do enjoy my money and my brands.
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I am going to still be shopping nice things, but
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: I am going to try to get back to a
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: place where I can be a little more humble and
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: maybe develop a personality in the process. So I hope
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: you keep following me and realize that I get it.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: I hate me too. I don't know who this bitch
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: has become, except I live in a nicer house and
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: can shop in nicer stores. Thank you. And then we
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: all get to go like this. We take that apology
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: video and then we go like this. Oh yeah, stitch it.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: She's just holding the thing, pointing to it. Yeah. Thumbs up.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: That's right. You know what I mean? Be real. Be authentic.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Now this is, it's like POV. This is how you
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: do it when you're really sorry. Yeah. But you have
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: to be sorry because you're like, wow, I've changed. Everyone
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: says people, when they become a level of success, change.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Sometimes they do change. How can you not? Sometimes they
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: change for the better. If they were generous before, they're
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: even more generous now. Sometimes people around them change because
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: they're insecure that this person becomes so successful. You never know.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: And some people really start to think of themselves in
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: a different light because people are kissing their ass and
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: money's coming easy. And that's that.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Well, listen, if Sam's Club needs some new brand ambassadors,
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: I would like to change. So we would really enjoy changing.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: So give us a call.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: I love it. Um, I didn't, it was a Valley
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: on last night. No, no. Okay. So we, we are
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: like caught up. Um, I'm like upset. I'm like, I
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: just need to say quickly and I'm sure.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: No one's going to be surprised.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: I want to hear your opinion. I am on one
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: with Luke and Danny. Okay. Like on you. Hey, you
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: want to talk about pointing to the background? Yeah.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: All I walk in on Julie, she's filming her camera
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: scenes of Danny and Luke. And I'm like, no, no,
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: you're not going to do the content. But she's like, no,
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: I'm going to do it. And every time I walk in,
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: she's like, got this master plan to do this, some
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: kind of content.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Well, just tell me. What are your thoughts? I'm just
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: so disgusted by them. Both of them, really? Both of them. Okay.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Both of them. I....
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: I know that I'm not... I shouldn't even have... I
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: shouldn't even have a seat at this table because I
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: tapped out.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I'm lesbo. I'm not even involved with men's and women's businesses. Okay.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I couldn't handle it. The
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: nuance of a patriarchal, normal... Correct.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Normal.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Matrimony. Marriage. The sexual bargaining that goes on is driving
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: her insane.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: When is my birthday sex? When is my birthday sex happening?
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: We don't have sex anymore.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry. You just.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: pushed out a fucking 10 pound thing out of your
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: vagina that I like sticking my dick in. That was
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: what was so fun about our relationship. And now you
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: don't want to do that anymore. And I'm mad and
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: I'm so angry because you like the baby more than me.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: What about my dick and balls? I want to take
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: your dick in balls and rip them off and shove
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: them in a can. Go find a watermelon and stick
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: your dick in that.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Just drill a hole in the wall. Just drill a
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: hole in the wall because you'll fuck anything. So here's
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: what I think. And this is why I say heterosexual women...
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Carry the burden of the world. You are the heroes
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: of the world. I agree.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: You deserve every Nobel Peace Prize. I couldn't hack it.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I would like take your dick and fucking eat your
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: own dick. I will literally kill you. So you guys
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: handle it. You do it with grace.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: You have you.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know how you do it because this you
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: want to talk about abuse. That would drive me to violence.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: So I think it is so gross. I think it's entitled.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: I think it's sexist. I think it's immature. I think
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: it's whiny, complainy.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: And I hate it. I hate it.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: And to see these women who have given birth and Nia,
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: who's had four babies in a row, and this little
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: twat stands there begging for sex.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Slow down. I'm Danny. It was three pregnancies. Okay. One
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: was twins. Okay. Okay. So I don't need you to exaggerate.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: And she had three days in the hospital after. Right.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: And I helped feed the baby. So let's just take
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: it down a notch. I can't take it. I can't
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: take it.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: The weird thing about that night on the Valley and
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: ever watching all of it with Julia and her favorite thing,
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: even though she gets like this, is to watch straight couples.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: On these shows. She likes In the City. I'm like,
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: does anyone like In the City with you? I love
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: watching straight couples.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: The weird thing about that night was that he casually
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: says birthday sex. I'm so excited for birthday sex. He's
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: watching her get ready. And she's like, oh God. Julie
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: gets enraged and leaves. When later in the night when
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: he's drinking and of course this whole thing went on
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: and it was really.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: It did suck for his birthday and.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: She wants him to leave. She gets, you want to know, Danny,
• 36:14
  Speaker 5: this is from me to you. You want to know
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: how to get.
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: Her excited down there, get her wet. Let her control you.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: That's what she wants to do. She wants to see you.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: Let her be the alpha and take you away from there.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: She cried when she got back to the place. And
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: I'm like, girl, he was going to try to do
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: it with you. Aren't you thrilled he's not there?
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just, I'm always going to yell at him.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: And I just try to make him realize that this
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: is not going the way it was supposed to go.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Do you know that also, I did not realize this,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: But their wedding anniversary is his birthday. Yeah, he kept
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: saying it. So they got married on his birthday, which
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: is another thing that you wonder, could it have all
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: worked out that day? And he was like, hey, this
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: is great. Someone could see that as selfless, that you
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: want to share your birthday on your wedding day. Other
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: people could say, no, it's the ultimate thing. you know, thing.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think it's a big deal.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I think it just worked out that way on the
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: weekend and whatever. That was the day the church was available.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, he kept saying it, saying it, saying it.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: That it's our anniversary too. My birthday. It's my birthday.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: It's our anniversary too. Where's my birthday sex?
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: But he didn't go home with her even though he
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: was so excited for the birthday sex.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: There's just something weird about it. If men would take
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: this advice. Yes.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, if they would just take this advice, and
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: that's the thing I wanted to say to them, even
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: as their lesbian friend, even though I'm very mad at them. Like,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: you want to be with women? You want to get
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: with women? You want to have sex with women? Let
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: them fucking control it. Like, let them do it. You
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: have to wait, then wait. You sit there and you wait,
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: and that's it. You wait for them.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: This is what Dani needs to do at the reunion. Okay.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: You're going to be Eddie Cohen. Okay. Ask me something
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: so I can just talk about my behavior this season.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: All right. Oh, Danny. Um, the, the, there's a, there's a,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: there's a question for you that just came in. Just
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: how are you and Nia?
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: No, you have to say Jill from. Oh, Jill from
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Beaver Creek. Jill from Beaver Creek, Montana wrote in and said, Danny,
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: I enjoy watching the show. However, I'm a little uncomfortable
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: with how you're talking to Nia. How's your relationship now?
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: You know what, Andy? There's been times in the last
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: couple of years doing the show that I've been like,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: why did we do this show? This is ruining our marriage.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: But I want to thank you. I want to thank Bravo.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Most importantly, I want to thank my castmates and the
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: viewers for letting me reflect back and realize that I
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: am coming very close. Without the cameras, we could have
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: been living like this. And I would lose my gorgeous wife, Nia.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Because we are on TV, because I got to see it,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: I have realized that she is the angel that I
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: don't deserve, that she was trying to protect me. I
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: want the protection. I want to work together. Next season,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: because I do care for these people and I want
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: to be filming with you guys and I want you
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: guys to see the new Danny. And I'm excited to
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: show the world the new Danny because that old Danny
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: was a dick. And I agree with you all. That's
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: what he has to say. He has to say that.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: He cannot sit on that couch. and say, it was
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: just a few drinks or da-da-da-da. Just go, yeah. Like,
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: my behavior is abhorrent. And it's not cool for 2026
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: to be acting like that in a marriage. It's not acceptable.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: And he needs to kiss her ass. He needs to
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: kiss her ass. And it's not to say that he
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: doesn't have his own feelings and needs. And I don't mean,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? And then stay on the show.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Stay on the show and redeem yourself.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Do it.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Don't leave the show. Stay on. And the only way
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: I think if he acts that way on the cast,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: they might be like, goodbye to the two of you.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: And now that they already have this reputation, they have
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: to stay on the show for another year or two
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: so that we like them again. Find that they're funny. Something.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: And then continue on being this cute family that people
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: do look up to. And let it be that... They
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: were on the verge of divorce, but they didn't. That's aspirational.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: That is aspirational that you didn't do it, you know?
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: And that's another example of a man driving a woman
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: crazy and that being Janet. And now we all know
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: like Janet was, you know, the words were the words
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: that she chose and that's what everyone's, their sticking point.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: But it didn't start there. And I think it was
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: just his, there was.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: Something going on with him and her sort of, denial
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: of the repeat behavior.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: And then Janet just snapped.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: And wouldn't, you know, just call it, call him a
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: sex pest or whatever. And sex pest. Yeah. When he drinks,
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: when he drinks.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: And I think that being a sex pest is another
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: thing too. That's a whole other conversation.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, Joe Gorga did the same thing. Sometimes I
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: think it's, it's also performing for the camera. It could
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: be that it's letting the world know that you guys,
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: even though you have kids, um, that you're still super sexual.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: And maybe they're not. Maybe they're not. Maybe they're actually
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: exhausted and barely do it. And so he brings it
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: up on camera all the time because he's, you know,
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: they both have lost subsexual desire because you're just tired. Yeah, right.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: And you just don't have the opportunity. And so it's like,
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: just like the Gorgas, always acting. Maybe they always were.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe they're not. Or Teresa and Joe... Judah, I used
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: to act like that too. And it's like, well, what
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: is the truth? You know, you're not together anymore. So
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But it's that performative stuff that does
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: happen on the show. And I'm trying to be funny
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: and trying to make things happen. I want to get
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: over to... But Luke does it too, by the way.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: I just want to make sure people... Because Danny gets
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: piled on and I'm doing it a lot and.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: He deserves it. But Luke is just as bad.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: Can I say that I always say that I mean,
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: Nia is like the catch of the century. I'm like,
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: have all my babies and take care of me and stuff.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: But he's pretty hot.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Danny.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: No, I mean, I totally... I think that gets swept
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: under the rug.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: I think... No, he is good looking. He has a
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: very good body. He's fit. When you see him with
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: the kids, you know, he's being silly with the older boy. Like,
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: all of it. But, you know, they also have to
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: be creating a show. And it is... There's nothing that...
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Women who watch Bravo enjoy more than seeing a couple struggle.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: That's what they want to see. They want to dissect
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: it because you always want to think that a couple
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: is having a worse marriage than you. So that is
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: what people like. That's what they like. They like a
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: weight gain.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Ooh.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: And they like a divorce. We hate a weight loss.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: They hate a weight loss and they hate joy and
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: new love. Oh, what about an influx of money? Ooh.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Hate that. Ugh. So I love when Wendy and Happy
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Eddie get. Oh, Wendy and Happy Eddie of Potomac went
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: and had front row seats at the Jay-Z concert. They
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: didn't seem to mind because they're that they had to
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: wait three hours to get in, which wasn't his fault.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: But the show, the Jay-Z show started the last night.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: At like 1220 and ended at 3 a.m. Wow. Because
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: it was like a security something. But these people were
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: left outside for three hours. I'm like, nothing sounds worse.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: But the clips looked good. And they were there. She
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: and Eddie were there, front row, flashing the diamonds, all
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: of it. And, you know, they're looking at both doing
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: time in jail for lying that their house was robbed
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: when it wasn't.
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: And it was insurance fraud and lying to the police
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: and everything, they seem to just be in love. And
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: all the comments are like, couple goals. I'm like, really?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Who are these people cheering them on? Like, what? Because
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: they do seem in love. God.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: But goddamn, you'd think you would lay low a little bit.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: There's no humility there.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: No. Okay, I want to get to a bunch of
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: other topics, so we're going to get moving. According to Yahoo,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Charlie Sheen is quietly dating... A guy, a young guy
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: with a normal job. Now, to remind people, Charlie Sheen
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: was married to Denise Richards. Oh, my God. Had two
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: kids with her, then was married to Brooke Mueller, who
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: had twin boys with him. On his special, he talked
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: about his horrible drug use and that in that drug abuse,
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: he was just like, I want to try everything. And
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: he did say he had relations with the man. But
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: he acted like he almost in that he sort of
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: was specifying like what of the acts he did or
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: didn't do. What does it matter?
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Of course. Or whatever. But now, according to this, allegedly. Yes. Yes.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: They met in Malibu. He's a younger guy.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: He's not in the business. And he's a waiter. And
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Charlie Sheen is glowing. That's a weird word. Glowing. You know.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Are you surprised? Late in life, lesbian, way to go.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Late in life, gay man. And I think that's why
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: he came out with it in the special. Because I
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: remember going, that is something, you're in charge of the special.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: You don't have to say it. You can say, you
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: know what? I was on drugs. I don't even remember
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: what the hell I did. Like, if you wanted to
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: keep that part silent. But that's why he's so awesome.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: It is awesome. This is the true him. He's so amazing.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: You know, there's a philosophy that men who are serial
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: cheaters on women. Uh-huh. Last stop to gay. That's what
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: they say. Yeah.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: Last stop to gay. Like a philandering, constantly woman to woman.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Better be careful, Jax. Don't beat the charges, babe. But
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: it's the last stop to gay. They always say it.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: And Denise Richards said she would go down in the
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: basement and he'd be like doing his crack or whatever.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: And that the specific like porn that he watched did
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: include men.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Young, very young men. I think you watch like barely
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: legal type stuff. And I mean, there's, you know, the
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: accusations that Corey Feldman made. Yep. That he claims Corey
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Haim told him what happened with him. He's always denied it.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Charlie Sheen has always denied ever having any kind of
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: unconsensual relationship with anyone. So, but if this is true.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: Ugh.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Tiger's blood. Tiger shark. Tiger energy. Just get crazier and crazier.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Like this girl. Oh, by the way, I miss that show.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: I miss Denise. What was the show called? It was
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: like Denise and her wild things or whatever. Oh, you
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: mean the lady? The horrible husband was on that. The Canadian.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: He can go die, but we want her back on TV.
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Speaking of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I would
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: love for Denise to come back. Oh, Please. She looks gorgeous.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: She has, you know, she could be dating that like,
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: it could be fun. She could be Les and out too. Yeah.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Randy Glanville. Erica Jane is still with her Navy SEAL.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: With her MAGA boyfriend. Boyfriend. Yes. And they were going ATV. Well,
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: that's fun. I mean, imagine you, I mean, talk about
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: going from very different. Yes. And she seems happy and
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: she's with him and she just celebrated a birthday. Okay.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: so Dorit just celebrated a birthday and while she was
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: in Europe celebrating her birthday with appeared to be just friends,
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: not the kids or anything, um, that pushed off the
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: sale another few weeks. The foreclosure sale. I've got to
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: go to London and celebrate my birthday. And according to
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: TMZ and also Biowig Drama also put this together. So
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: I just want to give her credit. Um, PK is
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: asking the judge to grant him sole authority to sell
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: the couple's six-bedroom, ten-bath house. It's around $ 8 million it's worth.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: PK claims he moved out after the separation but continued
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: contributing to the household, alleging that Dorit failed to keep
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: up with the mortgage despite her high salary. I didn't
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: know that was an $ 8 million house. So I'm already
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: shocked by that. Did you? I think they did. Bought
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: it for six or seven, so now it's been a year.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, now it's been a few years. He also
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: alleges she spent more than $ 1 million on luxury travel.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: In the filing, PK says the home is once again
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: facing foreclosure and could be auctioned by the lender within
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: weeks unless it's listed for sale immediately. He claims he
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: recently paid $ 300 out of his own pocket to cover
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: the overdue mortgage, and Dorit allegedly agreed to reimburse him
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: from the proceeds of the house sales. So like he
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: wants it sold so that he gets back his 300.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: And then if there's anything left, like if they bought
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: it for six and they sell it for eight and
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: then all the debts and everything, maybe they'll each walk
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: away with a couple hundred thousand. That's why he wants it.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: And P.K. also says that Dorit left for an extended
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: trip to Europe, leaving their two children with her parents
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: and claims the children don't know where she is or
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: when she'll return. All right. Take it down a notch, P.K.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: You spent 73 days straight in London. Will we ever
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: see mom again? I mean, it's summertime. They're with the
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: parents in Florida. I think they are not... where she is.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Just go to her Instagram. She was at the Eiffel Tower.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: You're telling me those two kids don't know how to
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: look up Instagram or where their mother is? And apparently
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: they're obsessed with those grandparents too. Yeah, like that. I
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: think that's completely appropriate that she... Cut the shit, PK.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: But whatever their financial issues are, it involves having to
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: sell this house. And Dorit's back on the show, right? Oh,
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know that they've started, but I
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: don't think she's going away. PK can take his thirst
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: and go... I'm just not. I'm not here for PK.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: So he is asking the court to give him sole
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: authority to move forward with the sale of the house
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: because she, in his opinion, with her travel and with...
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: She's the one that keeps pushing this back. We need
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: to get rid of the house. We can't afford the house.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: I think it's obvious. We do need to get rid
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: of the house. Fucking sell the.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: House to Reed and just like, it's going to be fine.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: You can downsize. Go live next to Erica Jane. Yeah,
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: you can still... Look at.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: If she can do it, you can do it. All right, so...
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: How are you feeling about Shannon's pratfalls on Real Housewives
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: of OC? I've never... Is it real? Is it fake?
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Is it... Fake. Just age? Was she always tripping and lame? Fake.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Because Katie Janelli, Nellie Elio, I don't know how to
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: pronounce her last name. She said in an interview... Or
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: a show or whatever. She said, when I was doing
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: the show, Emily and Gina were like, oh, we're stuck
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: at the airport and, you know, Tamara's gone. What's our
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: next thing that we're going to do? You know, like,
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: if we give it to you, you have to give
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: it back. It's like volleyball and da-da-da-da. And I'm like,
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: as if we didn't know that. Of course they know
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: that they have to bring it. They have to bring
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: the energy. They don't have to make up shit, but
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: they have to... they are like, Hey, bring up what's
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: bothering you at this dinner. We're doing the dinner. Bring
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: up the fact that, you know, stir shit. They don't
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: have to bring up the fact that Brandy was late
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: to your party, whatever, and bring it up that it
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: hurt your feelings.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: And like, they know they have to do that. And
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: then it goes, whatever. If everyone just sat around on
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: their phones and do anything, we don't have a TV show.
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, like, is this a big shock? You, you
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: think that, you think that, um, Emily, when she, that
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: she didn't think about that turkey sandwich bit. Exactly. Going
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: into the sauna, like, that three months before it started,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: the season. Yes. I love that with Heather Dubrow's mom,
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: who looks amazing, by the way. Amazing. She's 84. She
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: really looks incredible. Obviously, she's had a facelift or five,
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: but it is good. She has a sparkle in the eye.
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: She is snatched. And then she's like, God made California,
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: but he lives in New York or something. And then,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: and I love that Heather Dubrow is like, how long
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: did you work on that one?
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: A while.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, cameras are coming.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm not going to just be here with
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: nothing to say. Like anybody gets ready. I mean, Shannon
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: one time told me that her first season of filming,
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: she found the notes of like either a producer or
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: somebody else writing like everything that was going on in
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: the show. Like, listen, they are living their real lives.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: The rest of it is not real. There's cameras, there's editing.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Like this isn't a 24 hour stream. What the fuck
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: do you people want? But if we're going to be
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: doing some physical comedy, we need to work on our.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: We need to work on that. I'm a wacky girl.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: My name's Shannon Bedore. I'm funny.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, we need to work on the falls. We
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: need to work on the face. Well, she stopped the
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: falls because you could actually get hurt. Well, that's true.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: And then somebody said, not me. That is a sign
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: of a lot of years of drinking, too. Exactly. It doesn't...
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: It's not great when you enter your... She's 62 years old.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: It's not great to be... And if you weren't ever
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: really like... Remember, she was... She was a spaz in,
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: in the, what was the workout place that Eddie and
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Tamara had?
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: It was like fit or cut or snatch or cut. Yeah.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: She couldn't do those exercise classes back then. So it's
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: been her shtick, but I know that she knows about
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: a shtick. Cause I remember she said, well, they told
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: me to use everyone's last name. They like when I
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: use everyone's last name. Like, hey, Dubrow. No, say the
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: whole name. Heather Dubrow and I'm Shannon Bedore. I'm Shannon
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Storms Bedore. Like, she became a parody of herself. If
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: you watch old episodes from the first season or two.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: She's like normal.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: It's like she became the character that she, everyone kind
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: of said she was.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: She's a parody of herself. You're right.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: I think it kicked off when she really was, you know,
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: tipsy inebriated and fell and the Sphinx fell out on
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: the beach. That was when she was horrified that, you know,
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: it was a low point and that her Sphinx were out,
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: but then the audience reacted so positively.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: I think she was like, Hmm.
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Now when, is there a day we don't see those Sphinx?
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Never.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: She will always be swimming in Spanx. Tamara will always
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: be jumping off a balcony with her tits out and
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: then grabbing someone's new tits. And it is what it is.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: I do think that, you know, in terms of the
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: two C's on the Zoom, two cunts on a Zoom.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, two cunts on a Zoom, yeah. I do think that.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: When it comes to Tamara and that like getting drunk
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: and fucking like assaulting Vicky and stuff.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: I think that is really fun.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: Like I'm like put them in a cabin in Alaska
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: and let them get drunk and like do the weirdest.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: Like remember they put their like feet in each other's.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Mouths or something. But the thing is, I think they've
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: all going to they're all like not drinking as much
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: as they used to. Because they're like, you know, I
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: don't really want that to be, like, my reputation. And
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: also just getting older, they're just, like, not wanting to
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: drink as much. I'll watch anything Vicki does, too. But look,
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: what they have to do before every party is they
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: have to do— Poor Heather Dubrow's social media girl has
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: to get them to do some mouthing dance. And even
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Heather said, cringy TikToks, anyone? Yeah, she's doing the cringy TikToks.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: She's trying to be funny. They're all trying to be funny.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: They all. Remember the whole. And that's okay. What about
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: the whole, is it an entire storyline about how Heather's
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: not funny? Remember? Yeah, yeah. With Gina and Emily. She's
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: taking comedy classes. I am a comedic actress. I don't
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: think I need to prove anything to you. I've been
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: hilarious from the day I came out of my mother's
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: womb I find that offensive I find that terrifying I
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: have made my children laugh And Terry, when I've told
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: him to laugh, he's done it. So if that's not
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: being funny, I don't know what is. But this party
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: was very expensive, which we paid for, not Terry's deceased brother. Okay, Vicky?
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: That whole thing. God damn. I do love Vicky, though.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: Vicky can do anything and say anything. I'm here for it.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: I'll watch her 24-7. Vicky doubled down on it. I
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: just saw her in a clip. And she's like, I've
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: been doing financial planning for years, okay, at Coto Insurance.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: I know how legacy works. I know how trust works.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that money, the father has died
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: of Terry's, the mother is alive, but that doesn't mean
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: that the money didn't go to Terry. If I said
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: something wrong, then I misspoke. That was my opinion. If
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: I said something wrong, I misspoke. Fine. What do you
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: think the season's going to revolve around, Vicki? I mean,
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: what do you think? I don't. Yeah, there's like no
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: actual story. I don't know what it's going to evolve around.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: But I mean, is it Tamara's change that she's like
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: more chill now?
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: Well, I love that Heather's like, everyone knows that when
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: I sign everything, it's XX Heather. I'm like, nobody knows that.
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: Like, who is this?
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: Like, I just, could you imagine if this, if we
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: lived in a reality show, like every February or whatever
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: we start filming, we'd have to be like, who am
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: I now? I'm in my zen era. And all of
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: a sudden you're like, Heather, what are you doing? And
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, hmm. And then next season I'm like, I
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: am in my prairie time. Prairie time.
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: I remember, like, what is this? Like where you're like,
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: I'm giving you all evil eye necklaces. And I hate
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: how they're always like, I like this, Julie. She's lighter.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. You're lighter. You're just a lighter Julie. I
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: feel it, too. I feel like you don't care. I
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: feel like you don't care as much about things. I don't.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: I just don't care. I just feel like... I don't care. Yeah.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: It's so nice not to care and just to go
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: to like, you know what? It makes me want to
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: do more philanthropy and more charity.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: I think I like this too, Julie. I think I
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: like it too. But caring more than ever. Yeah. Caring
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: more than ever. It's weird that I don't care, but
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: all I care about is not caring.
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: That's fine.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's so good.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's what's going on. I don't even know
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: what's going on there. But I do think that I
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: love seeing Heather. I love seeing, I like just watching them.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: It's a good time. It's a good fucking time. I
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: love Terry. It's a good time. Well, there's a new
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: show coming out on TLC and it's about suburban moms
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: to create adult content. And this show is called, what's
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: it called? Double Lives of Suburban Wives. Everyone's copying the
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. And there's Double Lives of
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Suburban Wives. Bravo has one. secret lives of Texas hunting
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: wives or something.
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Um, secret lives. And then they have housewives, which has wives.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so, um, Right. Everything has a wife in it,
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: but then there's always like, you know what? No one
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: wants to get married anymore. Well, you better if you
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: want to be on a reality show. Don't get on
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: a phone. So this is about moms that do adult content.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: And of course they're going to be on the show
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: because they need more people to subscribe to their OnlyFans.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: And what that means and the drama and blah, blah, blah.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: And it's in St.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Louis.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: And I love OnlyFans documentaries or this is the docuseries.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, I love it there. You see them, the
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: curtain drops. They've they're putting their foot up and they're
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: against a wall and it's disgusting. And then they're miserable.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: They're making so much money, but they're like, you know, hey, Rick.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: I'll say like they have to do this messaging. We
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: might get to see the messaging stuff. Listen, I've been
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: a fan of like porn docs about the San Fernando
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: Valley for the last 30 years. I like to see
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: the craft services. Yes. I like to see when they'd
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: have to get their hair and makeup done. I like
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: to see the pool setting. Yeah. I like this. I
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: like to see that it was done in Porter Ranch,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: not Chatsworth. I like to see it all.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: I like to see the gross people and whatever. I
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: don't know when you're just doing it by yourself. What
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: is the drama of that? I mean, I think it's
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: safer that you're doing it by yourself.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: You get some robot to write back these people. But
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: that's how dumb men are. I know. That is just
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: how dumb they are. They're so dumb. They're going to
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: create drama in that they're competitive with these other women
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: or something. They have to. Or they're going to do...
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: I have this many followers. Yeah, they're going to do
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: like a fake beef or they're going to do... And
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: the husbands are mad. Right. And the husbands are insecure.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: Or maybe they bring people into it. I mean, sometimes
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: on the OnlyFans... They do do things with other people.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Or maybe it's that now they are making so much
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: more money and then they become resentful that the husband
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: is like just, you know, golfing and gyrocoptering. Right. While
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: they're like.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Taking photos of their crotch.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: I love that they're married, though, because the guys think
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: that it's so hot. And it's just like, you know, every... Whatever.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: Not every, but... You know, oh, I'd love to be
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: the porn star and this and... I think it's totally
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: different than if you're... Yeah, I think it's totally different
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: than the man that's, like, actually with the girl that's
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: actually having... Like... We'll see what this is. If you're
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: doing it all by yourself, who cares? If you're not
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: interacting with people, though, and I think they get freaked out.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: But sometimes you do have sex with there's different levels
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: of this.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Only fans.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's on the platform by any chance.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: You'll see.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Also, there is the new Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Oh, see,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: there's this girl, Aspen Parker, and she had a husband
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: and three kids. Then she came out as bi, had
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: a girlfriend. But now she's filming the show and she's
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: back kissing her husband. That's the other thing. Everyone's bi now.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: They thought that was a troll. She's in a relationship
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: with a couple. Oh, that's it. She's in a relationship
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: with a couple. Yeah, she's in a throuple like us. Yeah,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: she has to date a couple. I think dating a
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: couple would be the worst thing. Someone would say it's
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: not because they're both into you. But I think to
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: have to service like two people. But you know, one
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: person's always into one person more than the other. And
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: that's why it never fucking works. It's all bullshit. These
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: are lies.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: There's no way. I do not believe that a throuple
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: can exist. And come for me.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: I've said this before and I've gotten in trouble and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: canceled for this. There is no world. The gay community
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: gets mad when you dog on throuples. Fuck a throuple.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Maybe men can do it, but women cannot.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: And deal with it.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: And even the first time I saw a real throuple
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: with three men, I saw the one guy.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: He was so upset.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: And it's just like, because he was feeling like his
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: original husband was more into the other guy.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: And he was really depressed. And he's like, oh, and
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: fucking Chad is... Out with Tyler. And I'm home.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: And it's just like, you just, and now imagine having
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: sex with three people. There's not enough tongues, fingers, dicks,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: and hands to be.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: Able to do it. I don't like the gay throuples
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: where one old man is clearly paying for the couple
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: that actually likes each other. And he deserves it. And
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: I saw a full throuple at Mic Drop when I
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: went to do karaoke after dinner with Sutton. How did
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: you know it was a throuple? I mean, because they
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: were all kissing. Were they just all over each other?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: It was an older guy and then the two younger
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: guys and they were all holding hands and they were
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: all this one was kissing the older one. But this
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: one was also kissing the one to the right. And,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: you know, once I did my song, something to talk about,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: I during the during music breaks, I absolutely addressed them. Yeah.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: And I said, what's going on? I go, what's up
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: with this throuple? Like, how did you, I go, I
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: go to the one in the middle. How are you
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: able to bring your real lover into this circle of fun? Exactly.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: They're just like laughing. They didn't know who I was.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: They're like, who, what? The guys have more sense of
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: humor than the women do.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: Like women, from my experience, calling out a female throuple
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: they get like real.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Mad so female throuples happen because i feel like yes
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: at least the female throuple has never been featured on
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: a tv show yet yeah because they're all featured on
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: a tv show i don't believe it's.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: Gonna be featured on mormon wives because she's in a
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: oh no she's with the heterosexual.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Couple yeah okay but i want to see a female
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: throuple relationship i feel like we've never seen that where's
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: the girl who loves a girl. Oh, I asked that girl.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: And another girl. Wait, what is her name again? I
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: can't remember. There is a lesbian that I've been following
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: for a year and a half or two years. I've
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: done a parody of her and she's like, where's the
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: girl that runs on that coffee, lacks those 90 country hits,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: always hits the curb with her car, forgets to eat,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: loves those midday naps, always says she's sorry. Lacks forehead kisses. Oh, gross.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: And rainy afternoons. Always forgets to pay her bills. And
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: you're like, who is this fucking loser? She sounds like
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: a loser. Most annoying girl on the planet. I'm like,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: where are you at, baby? And then she always goes,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: if I'm on your FYP page, you know it's meant
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: to be. I'm like... I wrote her. And she didn't
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: write you back? And I said, come on, juicy scoop. Like,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: I want to know every... I want to know, is
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: that indoor pool at your house or your grandmother's house?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: I want to know. Is it like the apartment complex?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: So many things.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: And then the comments. Everyone that's following her is like us. Like,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: everyone's like, oh, thank you, lesbian Yoda, for your wisdom. Like,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: it's so... Good. And I'm just like, I want to
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: know how many sad in-closet lesbians who don't have any
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: time when she goes, you're poochy around the middle. And
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm never watching her again. One of them,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know if she's like trying
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: to get a girlfriend who's going to pay for everything.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: Cause she's like, where's the girl that works those 12
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: hour shifts, always takes care of everybody else, doesn't sleep enough.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: Runs on that energy drink. Is way too generous. Always
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: shopping for people. Never says no. Like, where do you bank, baby?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what? What are you doing?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: And there's all copycats of her too.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: There's a million copycats of just a bunch of- That
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: are parroting her comedically or that are actually trying- No,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: that are trying to do it too. Trying to get
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: little sad lesbians that are fucked up. That like literally disorganized,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: horrible credit, whatever. Middle pooch, take naps. There's, and I
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: blame you for putting it in my algorithms. Loves eating
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: ice cream for breakfast.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: The wink.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: The wink. She doesn't ever want to work out.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: Hey, is allergic to the gym, but not snuggling at
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: two in the afternoon. Like, where you at, baby? There's, yes. Yeah,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: you put that in my algorithm, even though. Yeah. And
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: then what came after that was horrifying. Even more. There's
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: just more of it. I want to know what you think.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: about this gay cruise on the Virgin. So it's on Virgin.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: It's a gay male cruise. It's on Scarlet Lady, which
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: I was on that cruise ship. It's a very nice
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: cruise ship. But this is my question. So the passengers
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: are outraged after the cruise was reportedly denied entry into
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: both Turkey and Egypt.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Because they're like heading towards the dock, it sounds like.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden they're like, uh mayday
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: mayday uh guess what you're hated and you can't come
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: here first of all i'm like how did no one
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: figure this out or have they been able to come
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: in the past and now they can't okay so we're
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: very familiar with the travel agent here like jesus the
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: weird thing about this is that because there are places
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: that you know you cannot go. And if you do go,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: you literally get a letter.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Because we've been on a million cruise and Brandy and
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: I have experienced this together.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: And we went to Russia. We got a letter.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: The letter said, you can come into Russia, but you
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: cannot physically show.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Don't look gay. Don't be gay. I guess don't get
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: off the boat. So Julie's like, no, I'm a dude.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: And we just went around just pretending to be a
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: man the whole time. But the, like... I mean, literally.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: I was like, dosvidanya.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 6: They.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's just, and it's written there and you cannot,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: and if you hold, and when we went to, recently
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: we went to Jordan and we went to Egypt on
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: a cruise and we did get the letters. You can
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: enter the country. Do not show any physical attention. Do
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: not show public displays of affection.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Men do not hold hands. Do not show any. Okay.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: All of that. Fine. So why then? Why wouldn't they
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: have known this? It's not just two people that wanted
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: to go see the pyramids.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: But this cruise company, Atlantis, which I've worked for many, many, many, many,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: many times. Has done this itinerary for something like 20
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: years or like 20 years in a row or something.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: So they're just changing the rules now. So it's very,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: very odd.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: And some people are theorizing it is because of what's
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: going on in Iran, potentially Israel, potentially the whole sort
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: of situation with Trump, like straight of form. All of
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: those things might be entering into this. And so they're
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: sort of lashing out. And being like, you.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Can't come here. Well, they got, they were able to
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: go to like Greece and. Of course. Wasn't it called
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: the cruise of the Strait of Hormuz? But, huh? Nothing.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: What'd you just say? I said, wasn't it called the
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: cruise of the Strait of Hormuz? I mean, it kind of.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: And they're like reversing the boat, like lowering the rainbow flag.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: Like, we're cool. See you later.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: It is odd that they, cause they also get cleared
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: before you go on a cruise. You know where you're
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: going to go. So Egypt knew that this ship was
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: coming around.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess the thing is, is like, yeah,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: when you're traveling internationally, shit can change. Especially in this
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: day and age. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's pretty, I
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: don't know. I also want to talk about this. I
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: want this to be the new document, the new TV show. Um,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: I'm obsessed. Oh, it's another dog. Oh God. With this
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: lady that has a voice like this. She's all over
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: the internet and she goes, hello, I'm a doll mom.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: And she walks into the room and she's like, good
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: morning princess. And then she's like, yeah, many of us
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: are doll moms. I've already raised five children and I
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: just like the nurturing feeling of it. I think that
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: these people got obsessed with watching real mom's post about
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: their day and like changing the baby and all this
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: stuff that women do. Like, you know, a day in
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: the life with all the sound of making their coffee,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: making the bottle. So this woman has three kids, three dolls.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: Two vinyl reborns and one silicone baby. Oh, my God.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Vinyl reborns. Oh, my God. And she changes the diaper
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: and throws it away after the night. Is there anything
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: in the diaper? No. They're just landfills. It's not good.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: But sometimes, you know, I don't know. She makes the
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: bottles and everything. Oh, you had a baby that shit
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: the diaper? And then people are like, do you waste
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: the food? Do you waste the food?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: And it's just like... And also, she, like, gets annoyed. Like,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: she's like, okay, sleepyhead. Like, she, like, gets mad at them.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: And then, like, she's just like... you know, well, I
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: don't know how I'm going to get, it's such a
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: struggle getting out the door. You know, when you've got
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: two silicones and one vinyl, I have to, you know,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: get them in their car seats and everything else. And
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: she films it and people think it's sick and weird,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: but I'm like, whatever. She's probably making a little money
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: off of these videos. Great. They go to Disneyland with them.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: That's the best. You told us about this lady.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: And we, and I, And literally the Disneyland one got me.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: I DM'd her. I was like, do you want to
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: be like our social media manager? The editing was wild.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: It was so good. I was like, these dolls look
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: like they're having the best time at Disneyland. Think of
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: what she could do for us. And she was like,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: are you making fun of me? And I was like, no,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: I'm being serious. Are you for hire or can you make,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: can we send you our shit and you make our videos?
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: And she wouldn't do it. She thought it was- That's
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: raising two vinyls and a silicone little baby. Takes them
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: to Disneyland and pays full price. Changes their diapers in
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: the middle of the night, even when no one's crying
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: because they're not real. Like, where are you at, baby?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: oh my god I think some people the comments are
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: the best because they're just like how what is going
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: on in the fucking world it's so good I don't
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: know they're not hurting anybody but I mean some there's
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: one baby that someone has that looks like this And
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: everyone's like, why is that baby's mouth so big? Who
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: wants that? And that one, that one got to go
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: to Disneyland because it looks like it's going on a
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: ride the whole time.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: That one has to be. That's the one. Show me
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: that one. Put it like a car seat. Or have
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: it hanging out a window like a dog and it's
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: just driving. Oh, my God. Okay. Now, Crystal Hefner was
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: married to Hugh Hefner. And there is a doc coming
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: out on Netflix. That's going to be her life. She
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: wrote a book. He was 60 when I was born. Oh,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: and I didn't realize that.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: It's funny because I just think, wow, I think people
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: are kind of over the story. Like, I mean, I understand.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: I think it's interesting. I wanted her to come on
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: the show. She didn't come. She never answered my request. Oh,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: which is good because if she went on 20 billion podcasts,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: this documentary probably wouldn't get made. So yeah, let me
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: hear about it. She basically, I saw a little thing
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: that she did on her own Instagram and she was
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: just like, I thought I would, you know, I thought
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: this would be, I thought marrying a famous person would
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: like make me happy. I didn't realize I'd be making
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: myself smaller. And I'm like, how is it that I
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: knew that you were going to have to watch Casablanca
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: every Sunday? While he didn't know it. When he eats
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: the soup meal. You have to watch Casablanca every Sunday
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: on movie night with all the old cronies. You can't
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: go out past nine. Like she, she came after the
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: girls next door. Oh, I thought she was before. No,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: it was the girls next door. Then he married Crystal.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: And then Crystal was with him until he died. Oh,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: I'm fascinated by the one before them with the son.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: So he had this other bride that those two boys
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: now are like mid-20s or older. And I forgot her name,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: but she was blonde too. And that's when everyone said
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: the mansion was really boring and everyone got really pissed.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: Because that's when he was like kind of being like
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: a normal family man. Then they got divorced. Yeah. She
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: lived in like a home like next door on another
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: property with the two boys. And then he had the
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: seven girlfriends. And that's when he started to go to
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: the nightclubs. And from having the seven girlfriends is where
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: they got the idea to then do Girls Next Door.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: And that was my heyday. Like him and like Leo
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: would be at the nightclub.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: And then they kind of cast them and, you know,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: of who would be good for it. And then they
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: had the three. Right. And then they all left. Then
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: he had two others after that that nobody cared to
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: watch on TV. He had another set of twins. And
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: those didn't work out. And then he got Crystal. And
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: this is her. And how old is she now? She's
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: probably like pushing 40. Wow. And she has like a
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: new husband or a fiance that's like normal aged. She
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: has a lot of money because she was married to
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: him for a long time. Did he give all of
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: his wives money? I mean, I'm sure she had some
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: type of deal that where she, if you stay till
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: the end, you're going to get some money, but the
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: sons have money and the other wife has money. Like
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: the daughter has money, like things, you know, were, but, um,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, I will watch it because obviously I've been
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: interested in this whole thing. I also just think that
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: you think that it's going to be easier. Like you're like, well,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: I like feeling like the queen and I think it's special.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: Like it will be interesting to see what she said.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: But basically what she's saying is what a lot of
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: women don't admit to when they are marrying in such.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, this is an extreme age, extreme power thing.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: But there's women that marry the 60-year-old that's like, you know, 30.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: And that's a very weird dynamic, especially if the 30-year-old
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: isn't coming in with money. That's a lot of years,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: you know. Owen Wilson just had a baby. He's 54
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: and he had a baby with a 24-year-old girlfriend. And
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: this guy said, I just have something to say. You know,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: he's like doing TikTok or whatever. And he's like, Imagine
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: walking into a room and someone just had a baby
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: and 30-year-old Owen Wilson, who's like doing movies, is like, hey, girl,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have your baby with me. Oh, to
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: the newborn. To the newborn. Right. And I'm like, listen,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: it's always going to be that way. God made it
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: that way that men could. Why? And God blessed us
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: that we stopped getting pregnant out of a certain age.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: let's look at the bright side of how our bodies
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: work that's true they they can fuck somebody who they
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: think is going to be excited to see their wrinkly
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: balls forever And that girl gets pregnant, and then they
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: have to go do a bunch of shitty movies to
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: pay for that family. Alec Baldwin. And the 55-year-old can
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: have a 40-year-old boyfriend who knows how to change a
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: light bulb and a few other things, and she's not
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: going to get knocked up. And when that runs its course,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: she's like, see ya. I don't care. I don't even
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: want a bone anymore. I'm tired, but thanks for giving
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: me these last five years. of where I didn't have
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: to worry about getting pregnant. Thank you. What is the problem?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: Do you think that people are less interested because of
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: like OnlyFans?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: Of this story. Yeah. I just think it's been told enough.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: I think Holly's done a great job with her podcast.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: And I think we know everything we need to know
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: about how the Playboy mansion worked and how they had
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: to hop on and off of his dick without a condom.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: And then they, I mean, I just feel like I've
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: just heard it a lot.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: Lay in the bed and you watch them all do
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: kinky shit.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: But then it bugged because of the cognitive dissonance of
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: like that show where they would just act like they were.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: Just, In love with him and normal. I hate how
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: Playboy and him created the facade of like... They almost made.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: Like Playboy bunnies and partying at the mansion and all
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: of that stuff almost like innocent.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: Vanilla. Yeah, like vanilla.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: And like the entire ecosphere around it, like there was
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: this facade of all of that, but none knowing it was.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: Just like a disgusting, abusive... Like human trafficking. Just like
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: that grotto. Prostitute. You know what? It's so gross. Yeah,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: with the grotto. You know what really why it was?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: Is because... Because there was Penthouse and Hustler and those
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: were dirtier, it put it on a higher level of class.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: And then also there were enough girls that were on
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: the cover or whatever, then you would become mainstream. You
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: would go get to be on a talk show and
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: then you'd be on the love boat. And then maybe
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: you would even be a regular TV person. So it
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: was a legit stepping stone to like getting real TV work. Right.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, and even Jenny McCarthy. I mean, like she
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: really utilized it well. And she never did anything gross.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: She just was the playmate.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: So there were ones that just like went the legit way.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: And was like, this is the stepping stone to becoming famous.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: And then there were ones that got over the years
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: when that long documentary happened where they, the one that
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: was always just like made me so sad was like
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: what this one girl was in love with him and was,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: you know, so excited to like have an agent and everything.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: And then she would get an audition or an offer
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: to do something. But then he would pick up the
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: phone and tell the guy, cause he arranged the agents,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: like he owned the agent or whatever. And was like,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: you know, you're never getting laid at the mansion again
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: if you give my girlfriend that job because that job
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: will give her independence, take her away from me. And
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: so then eventually she just stops trying.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: And then she has to take the quaaludes and have
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: the orgies. Right. And then he gets tired of her
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: and she, you know, and then she's all fucked up
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: and she never got to be, you know, on heart
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: to heart.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: It's a one line. I love heart to heart. Can
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: I say that I miss... Good one.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: Like, Jenny McCarthy was the 90s, like, late 90s, you know, eyebrows,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 5: titties and stuff.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: But when I come across, like, an 80s.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: Vaseline on the lens. Totally. Soft, fluffy, blonde bush. Yes.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: That's been dyed. Yes.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: And then natural tit. And I'm just like, oh, dude.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, those guys had it all with Playboy at
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: that time. Those are like the hottest. I loved reading
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: their little write-up. Oh, like it would describe them?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: In the bubble writing, yeah. I love that the tits
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: and the bush are there, but Heather's like, let me
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: find out about you. What's Crystal up to? Yeah, it
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: was roller skating. Yeah. Turnoffs. Mean guys. Oh, that's all.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: Of course. Of course. That's it. Cheap men. So some
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: guy's like, I'm not that cheap. Yeah, exactly. Like, I'm
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: not that cheap. I can get her. Like, okay. Sure
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: you can. They put a light glistening over them. It's
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: the best. It's so good. Heather, if they came to
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: you today, did they ever offer you? Because you got
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: some huge tits. No, I did have one friend that like,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: I did have one friend that like got some photos,
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: professional photos done and then was like telling like us, like,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: I think, I think I could do Playboy. And we're
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: just like, what? Like, okay, take it down a notch. Like, no,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: but it was always that kind of thing that, I
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: was always like, oh, what would I do if whatever,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: you know, like, because it was such a stepping stone.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: Since you didn't do it though, did you do a
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: sensual photo shoot for your husband? And then you can
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: live out your Playboy fantasies? Absolutely not. No, I actually
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: hate photo shoots. Same.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: Like, I mean, I know we're all like against air
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: and stuff, but I'm like, I'm like, could I get
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: like an AI photo shoot of just like a different outfit?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: But then they make your face look so weird. Weird.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: So weird. And so I'm like, oh, I guess I
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: have to like get in another outfit just to look
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: like I'm not using the same photo I have for
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: like eight years. But what would your Playboy shoot be?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: Would you be in a barn? Yeah. Oh my God.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: I love the barn ones. I love cowboy hats. I'm
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: going to be in a barn with a cowboy hat. Okay.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: You'll love that. Just cowboy boots because my legs always
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: look better in cowboy boots. On the veil of hay. No,
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: it's going to be like, light's going to be coming
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: and definitely a piece of straw in my mouth. Good one.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: This is already opening. Good one. Barely showing the cooch.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: And I'm going to squeeze my tits together like this.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: And this is the look. Oh, because you're happy. You're
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: the spiky girl. I'm happy. And then another one that
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: I also love is like the just heels. Just heels. Oh,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: of course. And just your back size. And then turning around.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: And the heels make you, you know, you're a wealthy woman,
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: kept woman.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: I'm against the wall. Oh, also, also.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: We've all thought about this way too much. We all
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: know our strippers song. Also a pair of glasses. A
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: pair of glasses and just like a tweed blazer. But
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: one tit out. One tit out, one cover. And like,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: it looks like a boardroom and it's just, it's just
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: a boardroom. And then it's just men's heads, but we
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: don't get to see who they are. And I'm like this.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: Telling them, like, listen, motherfuckers, I own this company. Or
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: what about, what if you have a tie? Just a tie. Oh, yeah.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: Just a tie and a fedora.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: And then they have to have sometimes women on like
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: straddling on the motorcycle.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. Yeah. Which wouldn't be your vibe, but they would.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of motorcycle ones. or in a car
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: with a door open and then the light is coming out. Like,
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: Like if you're, the door's open and it's just like, you're,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: you're like getting out of the car, but you know.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 4: It's like, what?
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: You know what's interesting though? I will say like, you know,
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: like they, how do they keep coming up with new things? Like,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: you know, because I did a photo shoot and then
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: I did a photo shoot with somebody and I thought
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: it was great. But then I did see like a
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: year later, someone, had done a photo shoot and it
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: was the exact same stuff.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: And I just kind of was like, oh, well, no,
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: that's kind of, you know, like, like it was just
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: like a sweater like this. Like a sweater. Sweater ones.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: That one, that's good. Which I was like, when I
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: did the sweater, I'm like, I'm actually never wearing a sweater.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: Like I'm never like wearing a sweater and like cuddling. Yeah.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: Like I'm always, yeah. Like with bunnies? Yeah. Sweater with
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: a rabbit and there's a rabbit right next to you.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: You can do the headshot. No, just a red headshot.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: Just like I'm thinking. Yeah. Thinking. Anyway, girls. If Playboy
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: still existed, though, I want you to know. It does
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: still exist. It'd be open legs podcast, Mike.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: Telling you a hundred percent. Well, I feel like that
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: is about most of the podcasts right now are like,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: that's the thumbnail. Drake is somewhere unfiltered. No pants.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: We're going to tell it all while you stick it in.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Push it out. Stick it in your ear. We
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: don't care. Girls, I think we have to go. Oh,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: speaking of Cedric on socks. I just want to say
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: for the record, Bonnie Blue, who Us Weekly writes about
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: and everybody else. She is this English. She has an
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: English accent. So I assume she's from whatever England. And
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: she has faked her pregnancy several times. This time she
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: says she's actually pregnant. She doesn't know who the dad
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: is because she does these thousand person allegedly like breaking
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: the record train sessions where we just see like guys
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: in masks standing there. And I've never seen the actual content.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: I've only seen the photos that Us Weekly puts up.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: Just like a people in line. And so now she's like,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: I just did another train or whatever. I just did
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: another marathon. And they all were very gentle, like because
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: I'm pregnant. And I think it's all rage bait. I
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: think it's all fake. I don't, I'm just going on
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: the record. I don't think she's doing this. I, because
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: how have we never heard from one of the people
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: that have participated? Why are they not on Theo Vaughn
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: giving their testimony? Like, why aren't they like, I can't
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: believe that with that, there isn't one that's like, Hey,
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: even if he has a mask on i did it
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: this is where i showed up i was number 43
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: we actually went with i think this is all a
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: stupid rage bait scam and we're gonna have to see
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: this fucking documentary six months from now that's.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: What i think i've never thought of that i haven't
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: either i thought she wasn't really pregnant and she said
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: she didn't know who the dad was but i thought
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: those men standing in line in the heat i bought
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 5: i bought.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: That because isn't there a full video of it or
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: no I don't know, but I mean, I don't know
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: if there is. Someone tell me. I'm not, I don't
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: want to go find out and have that search on
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: my fucking phone. But like, I just think it's, I
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: think it's a bullshit thing and I'm sick of it.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, but whatever. She's rage baiting. She'll make
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: her money and then she'll just disappear. She'll just disappear
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: and live on a farm. If it's real, how sad
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: is it? I would be happy if it wasn't real.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: I want it to not be real.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 5: I want it to be the most hilarious rage bait scam.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: I hope so. And that she's just a pretty brilliant girl. Good,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: I hope so. Who did this thing, who hired the
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: guys in the mask, who made this whole fake thing,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: who's had this publicity machine, and then she'll just go...
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: This is all a scam. I've made 20 million dollars
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: and I'm going to go live on a farm in England. Yeah. Goodbye.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: And throw her phone in a river.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: That's what I want.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine, though, if you're a girl in your
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 3: life and you start dating this guy and you like
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: really fall for him and stuff.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: And then he's like, I have something to tell you.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: Just like funny.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: I just like like was one of a thousand guys
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: that fucked a girl in a video who was number
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: 42 when I was wearing a mask.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: What would you do? What would you do? That's a
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: thousand men. If it's real, that's one thousand men. I
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: would have to be like, what? Yeah, I mean, I
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: want to know, like... I understand there's this like male
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: mentality that like, you know, if your friend dropped off
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: a bridge, would you, you know, like, so.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: You stood naked with your dick out in a line
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: of men with a mask on and you went to
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: a woman.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: It's because these, if it's not her, these things do happen. No,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, this stuff did happen with like Houston and
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 2: all these other like famous porn stars back in the day.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: But what do you do with that guy? So maybe,
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: but I think she got the idea from old porn
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: stars and I think this is all fake. I hope so.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: I hope you're right. I do just imagine though.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 5: I just think men hear that there's a woman laying
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 5: on a bed with her legs open across town and
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 5: they're like, I've got 15.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: They can't resist. In line with a, even if you,
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: there were five other men. Now you're standing there. Yeah,
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: go to the bunny ranch at that point. What are
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: you doing with your legs, sir? Girls.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: Tell everybody if they have not, and I can't believe
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: that they haven't, but new people come here. How can
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: they find the world, the joy that is Julie and Brandy?
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: Well, you can go to our free podcast, Dumb Gay Politics.
• 1:32:18
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• 1:32:21
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• 1:32:24
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• 1:32:25
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• 1:32:27
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• 1:32:29
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• 1:32:32
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• 1:32:36
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• 1:32:39
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• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: That's right. In my pool. In our thruffle house. Floating,
• 1:33:06
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