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When did you pretend something was yours just to elevate your image? · Anele and the Club on 947

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  Speaker 1: Wake up with a bang.
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  Speaker 2: And the club on nine four seven.
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  Speaker 3: So remember last year when I had my uhan in
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  Speaker 3: the eastern k by our farm.
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  Speaker 2: What's the one thing you notice about the roads?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Look, the road was cool until you have to turn
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  Speaker 4: off to the farm. Yes, then it's dirt roads.
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  Speaker 2: And they about dirt road for ten k's yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And got it was very rainy, so it got really
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  Speaker 4: really muddy. Everyone was scared they were gonna get stuck
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  Speaker 4: in the mud.
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  Speaker 3: So you'll imagine my surprise when I walked down and
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  Speaker 3: I'm being walked down by my uncles, you know, to
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  Speaker 3: come and meet the gates where I saw two cars
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  Speaker 3: there and I was like, well that was daring Binkley,
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  Speaker 3: like the continent, not even the four x four, the
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  Speaker 3: Continental one, the little coop one and Ferrari You you.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't see them arrive. I watched them arrive because they
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  Speaker 4: were all driving in in the procession. Okay, And that
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  Speaker 4: was my first thought. I went, And then later, how
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  Speaker 4: are you going to get this thing out of here?
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  Speaker 4: Luckily there's a big tractor Okay, yes the back there.
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  Speaker 4: I know we're going to be pulling out Ferrari's out
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  Speaker 4: of my yet.
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  Speaker 3: That TLB definitely had to pull a few cars out
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  Speaker 3: of there, but not those two cars. Those cars made
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  Speaker 3: it out, But that's not the story. The story is
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  Speaker 3: the people were driving those cars. Those weren't their cars.
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  Speaker 3: They borrowed them to come and flicks.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I thought it was a look. I won't mention names.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was their cause no to go to
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  Speaker 1: the village.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, because I mean sorry. The terrain itself suggests that
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  Speaker 5: a ferrari is not a sensible mode of transport, even
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  Speaker 5: if you own one at all.
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  Speaker 4: I have serious questions about the people who learned them
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  Speaker 4: those cars, because like, we're you gonna take my Ferrari now,
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  Speaker 4: I'm just getting all throaty quickly to that to Anely's
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  Speaker 4: thing on the Death Road, And.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I Evin said. I was like, guys,
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  Speaker 2: like Lovely cause.
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  Speaker 3: Great that you have friends around you that are like
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  Speaker 3: the successful group Rarah.
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  Speaker 2: Well that you guys. But I just think it's a little.
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  Speaker 3: Silly for adults to be loaning things to go and
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  Speaker 3: flicks at at people's events.
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  Speaker 2: Or is it a thing that's done? Maybe demor wrong?
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  Speaker 2: Like is it a thing that's done?
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  Speaker 5: I think people do it a lot more than we'd
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  Speaker 5: like to admit. Perhaps not on the scale of a Ferrari,
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  Speaker 5: but I'm sure there are a few people who've asked
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  Speaker 5: to use another friend's car to go to a wedding. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: you've got to design a bag, may I okay for
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  Speaker 5: this weekend while I'm away.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm judging. I've loaned out my wigs.
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  Speaker 6: There you get to elevate somebody else's appearance.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, then then then I take it. But I just
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  Speaker 2: think it's weird. Have you ever done that where you
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  Speaker 2: maybe you're going to a.
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  Speaker 4: Job interview and you just like, I'm gonna I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: borrow your suit jacket because you've got a fancy.
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  Speaker 3: You've got a fancy suit jacket.
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  Speaker 2: I need to put my base foot forward.
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  Speaker 6: I think with social media these days, a lot of
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  Speaker 6: people like to like to pretend that stuff is their,
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  Speaker 6: and I know a lot of people other people get angry.
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  Speaker 6: So you'll see like a cousin post online standing in
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  Speaker 6: front of a really fancy car or something, and.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, that's not like guys.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, think about it. Everty's influences. How many times
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  Speaker 5: have you guys shot stuff in a rented property.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, the place that I had my birthday at the
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  Speaker 3: tennis place years back.
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  Speaker 2: That I've seen that house in many.
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  Speaker 3: Reality shows where people are acting like it's their house.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, you value that one now.
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  Speaker 1: No one lives there.
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  Speaker 2: No one lives there. We all live there. That's all
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  Speaker 2: our houses.
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  Speaker 5: This one ball and property is very popular with influences.
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  Speaker 5: I know they're almost identical, but not down to your
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  Speaker 5: table in the living room.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, that's meg kettle, is not yours?
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  Speaker 2: It gets around that's snake kettle. Oh one one, eight
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  Speaker 2: thirty eight, nine four seven. Have you done this? There
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  Speaker 2: ain't no shaming your game. I just told you that.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes I read my not even rent my weeks out
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  Speaker 3: like friends like, hey, can I have your long straight
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  Speaker 3: pervi an eighteen inch? I'm like, girl, go by, I
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  Speaker 3: think this is cool.
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  Speaker 4: I'd love to hear what you are renting or borrowing
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  Speaker 4: or flexing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh another thing, schafing dishes, those black gold dishes that
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  Speaker 3: heat to keep food warm. Yeah, every now and then
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  Speaker 3: you borrow each other those dishes because you're having an
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  Speaker 3: event at your house, and then you loan it out
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  Speaker 3: to your friends.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the thing. People walk in and they go, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this thing is so.
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  Speaker 3: Fancy exactly okay, so okay, not so bad.
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  Speaker 2: Oh one one eight thirty eight nine four seven.
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  Speaker 3: When have you ever loaned something or borrowed something from
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  Speaker 3: someone to flex?
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure that a lot of people have done this
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  Speaker 4: for family in law, like mother in law's coming around
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  Speaker 4: for the first time. So I phoned Cindy to borrow
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  Speaker 4: her fancy pots because I only have the stainless steel ones.
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  Speaker 2: You have a fancy coffee table.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, zero eight.
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  Speaker 3: Four double zero double zero nine four seven talk to us.
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  Speaker 5: I just hope my friend that has a tree class
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  Speaker 5: and their part listened to this conversation because I've been saying,
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  Speaker 5: give me the cards just one weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Well, so basically many many moons ago.
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  Speaker 5: Brather Yesscudi is very beautiful niceness and Avara Bakia and
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  Speaker 5: I used to take it on weekends to go get washed.
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  Speaker 2: And once I'm pulling, you know, the guys always ask I.
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  Speaker 1: Said your back in I said, it's my back, it's
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  Speaker 1: my vacuum.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're driving it, babe, so therefore it is yours
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  Speaker 3: and it's God got.
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  Speaker 2: The home mobi the good morning, Good morning, how are you.
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  Speaker 2: We're great. How are you, babe?
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  Speaker 7: Awesome?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So you say you do not own a single
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  Speaker 3: pair of these things? Not at odds.
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  Speaker 2: But I all the ray bands all over.
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  Speaker 3: My socials that I don't own a single pay Is.
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  Speaker 2: It the same pair of ray bands? Or do you
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  Speaker 2: use different ones? Different people are giving you their eyes.
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  Speaker 3: It's the same aunts who have a change for the
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  Speaker 3: final things in life.
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  Speaker 6: So I.
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  Speaker 2: Drive them, mark, I use the elect say yes.
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  Speaker 7: With inner things?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: So gobila, are you using them outside or just when
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  Speaker 4: you're with your aunt?
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  Speaker 7: Just when I'm with her?
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  Speaker 4: But you let me use the car here and there?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: And and which car is it? It is a Mercedes
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  Speaker 2: bans a two hundred with a sunroo okay girl.
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  Speaker 3: And you know I know that because on those days
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  Speaker 3: you open all the windows.
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  Speaker 4: Even But this is the photo shoot we see where
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  Speaker 4: you're standing out of the sun room.
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  Speaker 2: You know, with your rave bands. I love it.
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  Speaker 3: My neighbor just reminded me that the other day I
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  Speaker 3: cave and I used her oven.
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  Speaker 2: Does this count?
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  Speaker 1: Guys?
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  Speaker 3: My oven was full because I was cooking like a
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  Speaker 3: big lunch for people, and then I had to make bread.
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  Speaker 1: I said, I read I need to come and use
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  Speaker 1: your oven. I said.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, because it's much prettier than night.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly did it come?
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  Speaker 2: Then it counts? Michelle? Good morning. How are you, Mash,
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  Speaker 2: We're good. You're about to to drop some truth up
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  Speaker 2: in here.
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  Speaker 7: I am shocked, guys. I don't know if this is
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  Speaker 7: a well known phenomenon. Not so much renting or borrowing,
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  Speaker 7: I mean sorry lending or borrowing, but having the ability
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  Speaker 7: to rent bottles at a club just blowers my mind.
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  Speaker 7: I never believed it until my colleagues were like, google it.
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  Speaker 7: It's real. And my question is what happens if you
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  Speaker 7: attract some hot girls, they come to the table with
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  Speaker 7: your verb clicko or whatever it may be, and they
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  Speaker 7: want to have a sup Okay, you say no because
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  Speaker 7: it's not mine.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So here's what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: You go to a club, one of these fancy clubs, right,
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  Speaker 3: and you rent Hennessy bottles and champagne bottles in the Yes,
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  Speaker 3: that entire thing you rented so that it can fill
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  Speaker 3: the table around you, so you can attract the required attention.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But then your marketing.
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  Speaker 3: Budget is not the same as your maintenance budget.
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  Speaker 1: Your budget so that you come to.
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  Speaker 3: The Hennessy and the champagne, but you drink the Savannah.
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  Speaker 1: Aha? Is that what you're buying them for everyone you've rented? That?
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  Speaker 2: That's what you do, Michelle. You buy them ciders.
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  Speaker 7: So it's just to attract them to the table and
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  Speaker 7: then you have to say no.
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  Speaker 1: And has this worked on you, Michelle?
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  Speaker 7: Thankfully, I've never experienced it myself. Like I said, I
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  Speaker 7: wasn't disbelief when I found out it exists. I just
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  Speaker 7: don't understand the false preteens because maybe I'm interested in
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  Speaker 7: you and then I find out that it's all just
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  Speaker 7: a show.
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  Speaker 3: But why you're only interested in me? Because you see
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  Speaker 3: the drinks around me? Why can't you be interested in me?
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  Speaker 7: No, that's I'm saying. It's not personal. I've never seen.
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  Speaker 7: But if that girl approaches you and she's interested, then.
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  Speaker 3: Why but then she deserves to get light to you,
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  Speaker 3: because why you're only interested in the postles?
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  Speaker 7: Aha?
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  Speaker 2: True?
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  Speaker 7: I suppose it's true.
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  Speaker 2: Just guys, we're all lying to each other. Hey, this
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  Speaker 2: is not my real hair.
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  Speaker 4: But I was gonna say, Michelle, but the opportunity for
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  Speaker 4: you is there to take a photo with the bottle?
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  Speaker 1: You can pose with it. You can do an insta
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  Speaker 1: post with it.
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  Speaker 7: Again, more false pretenses. It's trying to live up the
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  Speaker 7: expectations that you can't meet, at least not.
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  Speaker 1: Now, JC, little Girl.
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  Speaker 7: Never never, I'd rather not drink anything than drink something
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  Speaker 7: that I don't enjoy, was something that I cannot afford.
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  Speaker 3: Michelle, when was the last time you went to a
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  Speaker 3: rastaurant and whatever you ordered looked just like the one.
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  Speaker 2: In the menu, like in the picture.
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  Speaker 7: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: So, let's say you go to a pizza joint or
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  Speaker 3: you go to a burger joint and you're standing there
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  Speaker 3: and on the menu there's a picture, right, and then
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  Speaker 3: you order that thing, and then when it comes.
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  Speaker 2: Does it look just like what it is in the picture? Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Michelle is saying yes, because when you orders her
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  Speaker 4: milk stoff in a court ums like that.
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  Speaker 2: With the same amount of foam at the south. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just saying that you.
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  Speaker 3: Use the honey to attract the piece, and then upon
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  Speaker 3: close inspection, what.
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  Speaker 1: Are you your venus fly trappers?
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  Speaker 2: You realize that that's not honey. That's ex
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  Speaker 5: It's back to making your morning and l A and
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  Speaker 5: the on nine four seven