Latest / Wine & Audacity / 170: Q&A - These Are The Bricks
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- 0:04Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Lock the motherfucking doors, baby, lock them doors and turned
- 0:12Speaker 2: the lines down.
- 0:14Speaker 3: That's all I want. That's all I don't see. I'm
- 0:19Speaker 3: turned now and I'm like turning them lace off is cool.
- 0:25Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes you just want to see some stuff jiggling
- 0:27Speaker 2: and moving in your face.
- 0:30Speaker 3: M yeah, yeah, yeah with.
- 0:35Speaker 4: You when you're right, especially reverse girl baby listen, Liz,
- 0:40Speaker 4: did I do that?
- 0:42Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 0:43Speaker 3: Oh ship, okay, yeah, all right. I used to watch Queers, folks.
- 0:49Speaker 3: I found out a lot of things to watching.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Yeah, that's this is stuff that the Straights do that
- 0:54Speaker 2: we can't get pregnant.
- 0:59Speaker 3: I mean we tried, but ain't remember being the cream pop.
- 1:09Speaker 3: I don't know. You know, they made a couple of
- 1:10Speaker 3: the podcast in my day, But really, is that something
- 1:15Speaker 3: straight to that we.
- 1:15Speaker 6: Don't I don't think so, because I mean I'm pretty sure,
- 1:18Speaker 6: you know. I mean I think I think I think
- 1:20Speaker 6: it's straight people like straight people look at it like yo,
- 1:23Speaker 6: yeah yo, yeah, y'all put your legs into your to
- 1:25Speaker 6: like I mean, it was up to your age too.
- 1:27Speaker 3: It's like what the turning your angles in the us. Yeah,
- 1:31Speaker 3: he was like, well, the more you.
- 1:33Speaker 2: Know, the good old days, it's just I mean it's
- 1:37Speaker 2: only a few inches back.
- 1:38Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:39Speaker 2: You just gotta, you know, bring them a little closer
- 1:40Speaker 2: to get to get the angle right, you know, for
- 1:42Speaker 2: in sech good old days.
- 1:45Speaker 3: Damn.
- 1:46Speaker 6: Then then that sound like that's not like got niggas
- 1:48Speaker 6: be playing like doing this like y'all doing playing video
- 1:50Speaker 6: games and ship.
- 1:52Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sore fighting whole time, y'all.
- 1:59Speaker 6: Hold all right, that nigga yo, that nigga jam, nigga
- 2:03Speaker 6: Jam is trying at the house court at the same time.
- 2:06Speaker 2: Okay, then baby, better than the prostate or gas. And
- 2:08Speaker 2: I tell you all right, boy, you're seeing stars.
- 2:12Speaker 3: The more you know, literally, that's what it feels. That's
- 2:15Speaker 3: what it feels like.
- 2:15Speaker 2: The more you know, that shooting rainbow come out, remember
- 2:18Speaker 2: that with HBO intro used to coming back in the eighties.
- 2:21Speaker 2: When it go up in the sky, then it bursts
- 2:23Speaker 2: the son you in the crowds and the HBO screaming.
- 2:25Speaker 6: At you, Oh nigga thought you talking about the ship
- 2:27Speaker 6: go through the whole city, the whole whole city.
- 2:30Speaker 3: Yep, that's what it feel like. But when that didn't
- 2:32Speaker 3: go crane up in this kind it blow up. Yeah,
- 2:36Speaker 3: your niggas suck. That's that's that's that's on HBOS YouTube
- 2:39Speaker 3: page I saw the other day. Yeah yeah, yeah, I
- 2:41Speaker 3: should bring that back.
- 2:42Speaker 6: Yeah yah, nigga suck because a lot of ship, like
- 2:44Speaker 6: a lot of ship that used to be like fly
- 2:46Speaker 6: like the commercials had.
- 2:47Speaker 3: The commercials had like dope ass jingles and ship, and
- 2:50Speaker 3: it's like all of it's.
- 2:51Speaker 6: Gone, like all that ship gone out, like like the
- 2:53Speaker 6: Hawaiian punch like a mascot when the motherfuckers just.
- 2:55Speaker 3: Nakes and they can keep that. That damn Hawaiian punch
- 2:58Speaker 3: tastes like how does haw Wan punch taste warm when
- 3:01Speaker 3: it's cold? Of course?
- 3:03Speaker 4: And that you can put a black ice in the
- 3:05Speaker 4: Hawaiian punch, It's still gonna be warm something, right. I
- 3:09Speaker 4: don't know what they got us drinking. I don't drink
- 3:10Speaker 4: a wine punch. No more ice to buy portray all
- 3:13Speaker 4: the time because it was sheep.
- 3:15Speaker 3: No, I mean, all that is is liquid sugar. It
- 3:18Speaker 3: speaking to hold on.
- 3:20Speaker 2: Hey, y'all, welcome to this news episode of Wine and Audacity,
- 3:25Speaker 2: the podcast. I'm your host, Brain. It is a card,
- 3:27Speaker 2: and I'm jomped by two of my favorite people in
- 3:28Speaker 2: the brown. How are you feeling this week.
- 3:30Speaker 3: Snack and the relaxing. If you can do it, you
- 3:39Speaker 3: gotta do the own way. You have display the basement,
- 3:44Speaker 3: I'm saying, See the bricks, these are the bricks. Break
- 3:50Speaker 3: it up, break it, bring it up. That's the bricks.
- 3:55Speaker 3: That's the bricks. That's the episode though. That's the white bricks.
- 4:02Speaker 3: These are the.
- 4:03Speaker 5: Breaks and the other.
- 4:05Speaker 3: Yeah, and they don't go to man, All white bricks.
- 4:08Speaker 2: Bricks, that's the bricks, all white bricks, all tang brick white.
- 4:20Speaker 3: God damn the breaks. Yeah yeah, yeah, hey.
- 4:26Speaker 5: You woma step up with another man.
- 4:28Speaker 3: That's the breaks. That's the break to.
- 4:32Speaker 2: Speaking of. We had our company picnic yesterday. It was
- 4:39Speaker 2: ninety five fucking degrees outside. When I tell you I
- 4:41Speaker 2: was outside, I was a whole nigga yesterday. I ain't here.
- 4:46Speaker 2: I had the towel on my head like this, and yes,
- 4:50Speaker 2: I was talking like hey, yeah, hey.
- 4:55Speaker 3: Hey, you know what man, good to see.
- 4:57Speaker 2: Look that's what I'm bigging. I got the caro run
- 5:01Speaker 2: to preacher rag this thing. Look, ain't no shame of
- 5:04Speaker 2: my game. Baby, I'll be baby powdered. Damn yeah yeah,
- 5:08Speaker 2: yeah yeah, walking around like I'm about to.
- 5:12Speaker 3: To well, you know, I said, it's just hot. It's
- 5:17Speaker 3: not even even humidity dry dry. I hated that ship
- 5:23Speaker 3: when I was in California because you take my pump
- 5:26Speaker 3: with me.
- 5:26Speaker 6: Ship don't get like ship don't get cold, like you know,
- 5:29Speaker 6: don't cool down somebody like to in.
- 5:31Speaker 3: The morning, but then it's cool and down. It's with
- 5:33Speaker 3: eighty eighty five the clothes. It does get that. Yeah,
- 5:42Speaker 3: the people don't know me.
- 5:43Speaker 6: Crazy ship, the crazy ship. When I was in California.
- 5:46Speaker 6: It's like you're looking at it's like sixty degrees outside.
- 5:49Speaker 6: You know, for us, it's hot. You motherfuckers walking around
- 5:52Speaker 6: wing breakers and you're like.
- 5:53Speaker 1: What the fuck?
- 5:54Speaker 2: That's how my cousin's down in Florida When it goes
- 5:57Speaker 2: below seventy degrees and it's cold, I'm like what, I'm
- 6:01Speaker 2: walking around the shorts this this is comfortable right right.
- 6:04Speaker 3: Were sitting that William one breakers and sweat pants like
- 6:09Speaker 3: once it hit up.
- 6:10Speaker 2: Until it maybe he dropped about sixty sixty one, I
- 6:12Speaker 2: can still walk around the shorts and no jacket. Want
- 6:14Speaker 2: to be purpletly from it's cold. Y'all live in the
- 6:17Speaker 2: tropical area, so yeah, I guess it is cold to y'all.
- 6:19Speaker 3: But where we're from, it's hot listen because the nigga
- 6:24Speaker 3: ain't know how to drive, so everybody was just just trapped.
- 6:26Speaker 6: First when you try, when you try to tell this this,
- 6:29Speaker 6: this one line is like when you try to tell
- 6:31Speaker 6: niggas like hey, hey, look when you go out there,
- 6:33Speaker 6: you want to driving.
- 6:33Speaker 3: You want to driving a low gear? What the fuck
- 6:35Speaker 3: is that?
- 6:36Speaker 1: Like?
- 6:36Speaker 2: See you know the two numbers on the prindle. This
- 6:40Speaker 2: old girl from the from that one Disney show called
- 6:43Speaker 2: it on the prindle. It's the letter below the D.
- 6:47Speaker 2: It's not d l m hmm.
- 6:51Speaker 6: That means low gi like driving like you want you
- 6:54Speaker 6: want to go, you want to go in between one
- 6:56Speaker 6: and two, this motherfucker one and just my dad put
- 6:59Speaker 6: them reverse and then he tried he tried to He
- 7:03Speaker 6: tried to drive moucker slit clean across the parking lot,
- 7:06Speaker 6: like god, you are right, that would have been like, well, hm,
- 7:14Speaker 6: walk back inside the rushing I was like, they was like,
- 7:15Speaker 6: you're not going to fucking hedn't want he didn't want
- 7:18Speaker 6: to listen to the first down sucking.
- 7:20Speaker 3: I think it was Brenda's song, but it's not called
- 7:22Speaker 3: the Printer. It's called the gears shift caking. Yeah. I
- 7:30Speaker 3: was about to say, that's so cute man, Damn Prindle.
- 7:34Speaker 3: What's so funny is that color? His kid? His kids
- 7:37Speaker 3: don't even recognize him in the in Home alone. There
- 7:41Speaker 3: has to be some wild ship. That's strange. I could
- 7:44Speaker 3: not imagine. And it's their favorite movie. I couldn't imagine.
- 7:48Speaker 4: Man realized bad Ass Kevin his that daddy and Kevin
- 7:52Speaker 4: is to finish. Kevin was trying to survive. He was
- 7:55Speaker 4: Kevin was trying to survive. He was sick of and
- 7:56Speaker 4: playing in his face.
- 7:58Speaker 3: He was sick of getting blamed for everything ugly as
- 8:00Speaker 3: Buzz did. God damn it.
- 8:05Speaker 4: I'm team Kevin, and CPS should have been called. They
- 8:08Speaker 4: would have called CPS. If Kevin Ass was black, would
- 8:12Speaker 4: have been in state clustody by the time his perends.
- 8:15Speaker 5: He was black.
- 8:15Speaker 3: You would have never left the house because you are
- 8:17Speaker 3: you know the rules, don't you ask?
- 8:19Speaker 5: Don't you open my mother the door over?
- 8:20Speaker 2: I got the door and that was what the early
- 8:23Speaker 2: ninety so you know, call i D wasn't invented yet,
- 8:26Speaker 2: So that's.
- 8:26Speaker 3: A nigga my phone or you open that.
- 8:28Speaker 2: Door and the nigga you know it smith. If I
- 8:31Speaker 2: called once, let it ring twice and then hang up
- 8:33Speaker 2: and then call back. That's how you know it's answer
- 8:35Speaker 2: the phone. But if it don't do that that pattern,
- 8:37Speaker 2: don't answer my mother machine? Get it't get it.
- 8:45Speaker 3: That? So how many are used to fake sick? When
- 8:48Speaker 3: you like going to school that day? I couldn't. I couldn't.
- 8:53Speaker 3: I tried, came, he woke me up my ass. One
- 8:56Speaker 3: day my mother fell for but not hoigh. I did once, well,
- 9:01Speaker 3: a couple time. I did once.
- 9:02Speaker 2: I was sick one time, but one time because you know,
- 9:05Speaker 2: my mother was a whole registered nurse, so we had
- 9:09Speaker 2: you know, we was ahead of the curve when it
- 9:10Speaker 2: came to medical advancements in the nineties. We had one
- 9:12Speaker 2: of those Indian the moment that's in like ninety five
- 9:14Speaker 2: ninety six. So my dumb ass had the bright idea
- 9:17Speaker 2: to go running on under the hot water thing in
- 9:18Speaker 2: the bathroom. I was say, Mom, I'm not feeling well.
- 9:21Speaker 2: She said, Brandy, go get to the mom And I said, okay,
- 9:23Speaker 2: well I'm gonna go to the bathroom and she said
- 9:25Speaker 2: all right.
- 9:25Speaker 3: So I went in there was looking around like that's
- 9:30Speaker 3: the mess.
- 9:33Speaker 5: Boy.
- 9:34Speaker 3: I was like click, I said, mind start. She said okay.
- 9:37Speaker 3: So she looked at it and it looked at me
- 9:41Speaker 3: and looked at it again and was like, yeah, cause
- 9:45Speaker 3: you can put them in at the moment, it's on
- 9:46Speaker 3: the deats.
- 9:47Speaker 2: Like she said, Brindie BRANDI get on my face. So
- 9:51Speaker 2: I heard her because she left to go to working
- 9:53Speaker 2: maybe outlet. She was working with my grandmother about twenty
- 9:55Speaker 2: minutes sater. She said, your grandson in here, think I'm stupid.
- 9:58Speaker 2: Fuck the moment said one hundred off degree, bro, it's
- 10:06Speaker 2: not one you about to die, That's about it.
- 10:09Speaker 3: When I was grown, she was like, you would have
- 10:11Speaker 3: been dead. It was one hundred and twelve degree. Else
- 10:16Speaker 3: she was like, just get the fun out of her face.
- 10:19Speaker 3: That's funny as ship.
- 10:20Speaker 6: You ain't even hit that, your boy. You should have
- 10:22Speaker 6: just nothing at like ninety. Like ninety, bro, you know
- 10:24Speaker 6: you could like a lowoad. I mean, I'm ship, I'm learning,
- 10:28Speaker 6: you know what I mean, Like being a child care
- 10:30Speaker 6: you learn like yo. Anything anything above like ninety is
- 10:34Speaker 6: like a low, low wordy feeling. It's like, yo, just
- 10:36Speaker 6: keep it out.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no.
- 10:37Speaker 2: We had to break a hundred miles to stay off
- 10:38Speaker 2: for school. Ninety you'd be all right, sweat it out.
- 10:40Speaker 2: You'd be alright, sweat it out, you be alright here
- 10:43Speaker 2: take this George's moultu my mom.
- 10:45Speaker 6: I think my mom's name was just like you still
- 10:47Speaker 6: gonna go to school. But if you get if you
- 10:48Speaker 6: get sent home, you know, you get sent home type ship.
- 10:51Speaker 6: I don't think I was that carried, but that carried,
- 10:54Speaker 6: that carried all the way, that carried through me all
- 10:57Speaker 6: the way to like my big ass, you know, thirty nine.
- 11:00Speaker 6: I still go to work and then if you know
- 11:02Speaker 6: I'm ready to go to work, get like a couple
- 11:04Speaker 6: of hours and then get sent home like all right, damn,
- 11:06Speaker 6: And I'm letting if I feel if I'm feeling for
- 11:09Speaker 6: I'm like, no, no, at least make it's about like
- 11:11Speaker 6: eleven that way I get like that way, I get
- 11:13Speaker 6: like five. I already got like five hours, and I'm like,
- 11:15Speaker 6: all right, better, you know already I go this.
- 11:17Speaker 3: So I've never done that.
- 11:19Speaker 2: I've never left work because I wasn't feeling well. I
- 11:21Speaker 2: would just get up and be like fuck this, I
- 11:22Speaker 2: ain't going to work today. Or I've gone so far
- 11:24Speaker 2: as to literally get my bag together, make it to
- 11:27Speaker 2: the car, be like.
- 11:30Speaker 3: It's I don't you feel like it? So listening to
- 11:36Speaker 3: drug dealing music on the way to work, the HVAC
- 11:39Speaker 3: and office is still not working.
- 11:40Speaker 2: It's again, it's still it's on, but it's just going
- 11:42Speaker 2: out how they cham boom.
- 11:44Speaker 3: So it's been in like the hot eighties low nineties
- 11:47Speaker 3: all week. Dang. And when I tell you, we all
- 11:50Speaker 3: we've been in there sweating.
- 11:51Speaker 2: You know, I'm not about to sit here with My
- 11:54Speaker 2: boss was like, well, you know, the building next still
- 11:55Speaker 2: got work at HVAC and opens if y'all want to
- 11:57Speaker 2: go over there. I was like, well, I got a
- 11:59Speaker 2: fan blowing right in the back of my neckt soe
- 12:01Speaker 2: I'm fine, But as soon as I.
- 12:02Speaker 3: Like, go back or go forward, I'm hot.
- 12:04Speaker 4: So now my side of off it's cold as well
- 12:08Speaker 4: now because they didn't fix that. So I got my
- 12:11Speaker 4: little heat on my desk. My cowork giving they said
- 12:13Speaker 4: you got your heat on, and I said, you're in
- 12:14Speaker 4: my business. It's a perfect mix of the cold and hot,
- 12:17Speaker 4: and it's giving me the right temperature to that need.
- 12:19Speaker 3: Right now.
- 12:19Speaker 4: It's my feet cold. That's turn a little heater on
- 12:23Speaker 4: and mix with the cold and the smoke a cigarette yesterday,
- 12:28Speaker 4: and that something was like I said, yeah, I'm.
- 12:31Speaker 3: Going back inside. I'm all right, I'm all right. That's
- 12:35Speaker 3: the one part about something like it is.
- 12:38Speaker 2: So after I went to the company picnic for a
- 12:41Speaker 2: couple of hours, I bought some of my corecords playing dominoes.
- 12:43Speaker 2: I child under the tree with them at the table, like, okay,
- 12:46Speaker 2: go ahead. I haven't played dominoes like a decade.
- 12:50Speaker 3: But after we took.
- 12:52Speaker 2: It's just the whole organization, whide picture they gonna put
- 12:55Speaker 2: on the internet page on the internet. I went back
- 12:57Speaker 2: to the office because I had to try to do
- 12:58Speaker 2: some work, just liter really one thing and the cooling
- 13:01Speaker 2: because it was fucking hot. So maybe thirty five minutes,
- 13:04Speaker 2: say he came in, old boy was drenched up. But
- 13:07Speaker 2: also my boss is from New York had on the
- 13:10Speaker 2: knickt gear from head to toy. Said dude, you stick
- 13:12Speaker 2: like a He was like, I mean, man, you know
- 13:16Speaker 2: it's all good. You know, I don't mind standing nick
- 13:18Speaker 2: to five.
- 13:19Speaker 4: I'm like, bro the way they I was like, they
- 13:23Speaker 4: already won. Oh no, they just want another net tell you.
- 13:26Speaker 4: So then we got one more.
- 13:28Speaker 2: To win championship. Man, I think I think the one
- 13:30Speaker 2: win you can't tell New York one sister seventy. So
- 13:36Speaker 2: let let new York they need it.
- 13:37Speaker 6: They ain't gonna be able to tell no New York
- 13:40Speaker 6: because ship you not if they don't want if they
- 13:44Speaker 6: do this ship.
- 13:45Speaker 3: But look here, well, by.
- 13:46Speaker 2: The time y'all see this, the game would have been played.
- 13:49Speaker 2: So congrats to the Knicks for winning the championship. I
- 13:51Speaker 2: hope I said that.
- 13:53Speaker 3: I don't think it's gonna be no coming back. They
- 13:55Speaker 3: already three games.
- 13:58Speaker 2: Four games, three or four games, and I got they
- 14:01Speaker 2: got America's man, mom, Donny boy, he getting this ship because.
- 14:05Speaker 6: If they know, they it's it's the best of seven,
- 14:08Speaker 6: so the more yeah, okay, okay, yeah, the finals is
- 14:13Speaker 6: the finals is the best the best of seven.
- 14:15Speaker 3: Clearly, I'm the homeowner. Don't watch sports watch any just
- 14:19Speaker 3: don't get sports ball. Once the Lakers got kicked out
- 14:23Speaker 3: the playoffs, I was done. But we know Hebrew is nigga.
- 14:28Speaker 3: First of all. Bit wait a minute, hey, don't do that. Okay,
- 14:37Speaker 3: don't do that.
- 14:37Speaker 6: What I said, don't do that? What ship, don't do
- 14:43Speaker 6: that because the niggas power up like power ranges.
- 14:46Speaker 3: All right, right right, I'll saw seeing the whole bunch
- 14:49Speaker 3: of put you on purpose going by the windows and
- 14:53Speaker 3: they found us. Sat help. Hell, they're trying.
- 14:58Speaker 5: They're trying to tell me.
- 14:59Speaker 3: I'm telling me every where I'm wrong for a living child,
- 15:02Speaker 3: and they're freakingizing with the homosexuals. You and my brother
- 15:06Speaker 3: uncle with tow.
- 15:08Speaker 2: I mean, we go to doctor Dad. He's trying to
- 15:10Speaker 2: wait for home. Well, hey, y'all, it's a type of
- 15:14Speaker 2: question of the week.
- 15:19Speaker 3: Bomb bomb bomb. I gave up.
- 15:25Speaker 2: I'm gonna just look at the game until I go
- 15:27Speaker 2: through my spear. I'm gonna try to rush through it
- 15:29Speaker 2: like I normally do. He bore my ass down like
- 15:32Speaker 2: an older race a bitch.
- 15:35Speaker 3: He just pull my part because I mean, you know,
- 15:41Speaker 3: it's cool though, all right, I share, I mean if
- 15:42Speaker 3: we did that.
- 15:45Speaker 2: But anyway, fuck up to the question of the Week
- 15:48Speaker 2: segment and to show you, you know what, one day,
- 16:00Speaker 2: I'm gonna figure it out. But let me let me,
- 16:04Speaker 2: let me go search you real quick and like I really,
- 16:09Speaker 2: you know, I just be so busy. I'm terrified of y'all.
- 16:13Speaker 2: Please step to the front for your psychiatric evaluation ship. Okay,
- 16:19Speaker 2: And you want to know why he said that the
- 16:22Speaker 2: people that take and being on a regular basis was
- 16:28Speaker 2: supposed to be happening.
- 16:30Speaker 3: And then what got on Roseanne caught up.
- 16:32Speaker 2: No, I think that was hard drugs. She was on
- 16:37Speaker 2: that stuff that might have been No, she had all that.
- 16:43Speaker 2: She went on the racist rank that got kicked off.
- 16:45Speaker 3: The ship.
- 16:48Speaker 2: Was named after so quick from Rose into the corners.
- 16:53Speaker 2: She had a drug problem, said she died from a
- 16:55Speaker 2: d I.
- 16:56Speaker 3: Said on the show. I said, well, god, damn man,
- 17:00Speaker 3: damn man.
- 17:02Speaker 2: All right, y'all, people that take ambient ambient on the
- 17:06Speaker 2: regular basis, what y'all be doing with there? I bought
- 17:11Speaker 2: an air mattress on Amazon thinking it was an ice
- 17:13Speaker 2: cream sandwich on Ambion, nigga.
- 17:19Speaker 3: And here's the picture of the upset air mattress. Okay,
- 17:22Speaker 3: I can see why they thought it was a bigg
- 17:23Speaker 3: ass ice cream sandwich.
- 17:26Speaker 2: People on Ambien, tell us about your weirdest experience. The
- 17:30Speaker 2: last time I took ambient, I woke up without my eyebrows.
- 17:33Speaker 2: Then when I was trying to figure out what I
- 17:35Speaker 2: looked through my phone and there was a video of
- 17:37Speaker 2: me laughing shaving off my eyes. Snapped, you, we don't
- 17:53Speaker 2: have eyebrows?
- 17:54Speaker 3: She damn sure.
- 17:57Speaker 2: I'm looking at that.
- 17:57Speaker 3: Shut your that's up.
- 18:01Speaker 2: People on Ambien tell us about your weaatest experience. I
- 18:05Speaker 2: take Ambient, go to bed and they'll wake up to
- 18:08Speaker 2: homemade feast in the fridge. Awake me started intentionally buying
- 18:11Speaker 2: ingredients for stuff I wanted ambient me to make.
- 18:13Speaker 3: It worked, Yo, that's insane.
- 18:19Speaker 5: Episode of richil Gardy Bro.
- 18:20Speaker 6: When they go to sleep, and that's what I'm saying,
- 18:22Speaker 6: they just start doing house they start doing household chords
- 18:24Speaker 6: and ship.
- 18:25Speaker 3: There was another one I saw in him probably I
- 18:27Speaker 3: will see it.
- 18:28Speaker 5: Stop boy, we can hear you.
- 18:30Speaker 3: You could.
- 18:31Speaker 2: But it was one video said the lady she would
- 18:34Speaker 2: wake up to a house that was deep clean every
- 18:37Speaker 2: time she took Amby and because she would literally like.
- 18:39Speaker 3: She can spend the night over here if I clean
- 18:42Speaker 3: my house, not wake up to a clean house. I'm like,
- 18:46Speaker 3: thank you girl. Now she's being in drug dealer mm hmm,
- 18:52Speaker 3: it's gonna be. It's gonna get worse. Pay you paid
- 18:55Speaker 3: them pay for them both time.
- 18:56Speaker 6: Bro.
- 18:56Speaker 3: People out here telling Amby and n that's crazy. Don't
- 18:59Speaker 3: say that. Out let off campus.
- 19:01Speaker 2: People that take Ambient tell us about the widest thing,
- 19:04Speaker 2: the wildest thing you've done. I took an ambient and
- 19:07Speaker 2: dreamed our big twelve cupcakes. Woke up to forty three
- 19:10Speaker 2: cupcakes decorated.
- 19:14Speaker 3: What the fuck I would be? So came out of
- 19:20Speaker 3: my run to forty three decorated situal rations coolan.
- 19:28Speaker 2: Just wash is running and stuff is clean, bigam cockcakes.
- 19:33Speaker 3: I'm gonna wake up and I want a map on something. Nigga,
- 19:37Speaker 3: you might be outside running up street, butter ass, niggad.
- 19:40Speaker 5: You told you you might be rich. Your pride bro
- 19:44Speaker 5: on five, don't do that?
- 19:46Speaker 3: Well that was that was That was right, lew itself up.
- 19:54Speaker 3: The next one.
- 19:55Speaker 2: People want ambient, Tell me your wildest experience. I suck,
- 20:01Speaker 2: drove sleep, drove to McDonald's for nuggets.
- 20:03Speaker 3: I saw over this. The next morning, I asked my.
- 20:06Speaker 2: Hobby why he didn't stop me. He said, you asked
- 20:08Speaker 2: if I wanted anything. I thought you were awake.
- 20:12Speaker 3: Well, say you suck.
- 20:16Speaker 6: I had to happen to me one day. Not, I mean,
- 20:19Speaker 6: I ain't did No, I ain't did that ship. That
- 20:21Speaker 6: was when I was working, when I was working at
- 20:22Speaker 6: the dust and the overnight. Motherfuckerfucker drove drove into the
- 20:27Speaker 6: back parking lot. I seen the ship on the cop
- 20:29Speaker 6: parked the car and then did his ship. You know,
- 20:31Speaker 6: his ship went over the little you know, the little
- 20:33Speaker 6: the little stone ship. He was like, hey, my man,
- 20:35Speaker 6: can you can you can you can you help me?
- 20:38Speaker 6: I was like what it was like, I gotta get
- 20:39Speaker 6: to I've seen the wheel over and I was like, noah, bro,
- 20:41Speaker 6: I can't do that. I can call I can call
- 20:45Speaker 6: police for you or fire department somebody, But nigga, you
- 20:48Speaker 6: on your own called tow truck.
- 20:50Speaker 7: Bro.
- 20:51Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like you on your own brother, because
- 20:53Speaker 6: he didn't and you know, the little the little beams
- 20:55Speaker 6: stuck out, so it's like he trying to go back
- 20:57Speaker 6: over it, like toward the front, like fucked in front
- 21:00Speaker 6: of his club.
- 21:02Speaker 2: Yeah, next one people will take ambient. Tell us about
- 21:06Speaker 2: your wildest experience. I filmed a black hole swirling around
- 21:10Speaker 2: my ceiling for forty five minutes on my phone. I
- 21:12Speaker 2: told myself to remember it when I wake up to
- 21:14Speaker 2: watch the video. It was a forty five minute video
- 21:17Speaker 2: of me heavy breathing recording the ceiling. I laughed so hard.
- 21:21Speaker 3: M No, thank you. They can keep that ship.
- 21:25Speaker 7: It's gonna healthy sleep. But side effects include you might
- 21:33Speaker 7: become a war, trying to assassinate someone.
- 21:36Speaker 2: Trying something that's present, begging it to the moon somehow, Yo,
- 21:42Speaker 2: righting down the street, but nigga cord like a pigeon.
- 21:46Speaker 3: One pi. What happened to that boy? He took amby?
- 21:51Speaker 3: Next one.
- 21:52Speaker 2: People who take amby tell us about your wildest experience.
- 21:56Speaker 2: My mom brought us a trip to the Bahamas on Ambien.
- 21:58Speaker 2: I'm a big fan.
- 22:01Speaker 3: Oh what ship? That's illegal? Motherfucker? Like, listen if you
- 22:07Speaker 3: made the purchase.
- 22:08Speaker 6: No, you know what I'm saying is yo, that's that
- 22:10Speaker 6: is suggestive. That's like, that's like, uh, that's like talking
- 22:13Speaker 6: to your grandmother and when she sleeping, you know she
- 22:15Speaker 6: won't know.
- 22:15Speaker 3: She won't say yesterday. When I sleep, I'm gonna say
- 22:20Speaker 3: to get you the funk up my face? Can I
- 22:23Speaker 3: can I ask some chips? Here? Go ahead? Chips? You
- 22:27Speaker 3: told me I could eat them last night? When did
- 22:29Speaker 3: you ask me when you was in the bed half sleep?
- 22:32Speaker 3: In between in between gold and girls and designing women.
- 22:37Speaker 3: Quality women is good, good quality, that is good. Damn
- 22:44Speaker 3: we don't got that no more. Mm hmm.
- 22:47Speaker 2: People who take ambient, tell me about your wildest experience.
- 22:51Speaker 2: I handled a grocery list, twelve pages of different shredded cheeses, constipated.
- 23:00Speaker 3: Patches, just cheese.
- 23:03Speaker 2: What you're doing, chase, maybe making macaroni and cheese and
- 23:08Speaker 2: rotel and what these schools and cheese pasta and check up.
- 23:11Speaker 6: That's a whole heap of cheese on fail track, goon
- 23:14Speaker 6: fail English because he because he he You said twelve
- 23:18Speaker 6: this niggas said ten ten pages.
- 23:21Speaker 3: Reading and listening is fundamental. That all right.
- 23:28Speaker 2: Next one, people who take a being on the regular basis,
- 23:31Speaker 2: tell us about the wildest thing you've done. My mom
- 23:35Speaker 2: could chicken right on the burner, no pang, what kind.
- 23:40Speaker 3: Of chicken all the way through? It was burnt, my skinning,
- 23:49Speaker 3: little crispy, but not that like how you're.
- 23:51Speaker 5: Doing on the grill.
- 23:52Speaker 6: You feel me with a little little timperatur never sitting there,
- 23:55Speaker 6: but not on the burner.
- 23:56Speaker 3: On the top of a little open Hey we do
- 24:01Speaker 3: electric stove, No son of his. You know, and you know,
- 24:22Speaker 3: and you know some people can.
- 24:23Speaker 2: Actually I've seen some women and people who cook a lot,
- 24:26Speaker 2: I guess because they touched hood and the panic were
- 24:28Speaker 2: able to flip.
- 24:29Speaker 3: That saw somebody flipping damn chop over that, I said,
- 24:33Speaker 3: I used to work with a dude that did that
- 24:35Speaker 3: ship in the kitchen. It was like, I need to
- 24:39Speaker 3: span his hands. You ain't got no feeling in your fingertips.
- 24:44Speaker 3: Hand said this.
- 24:47Speaker 5: I'm like, like what what the times that He was
- 24:49Speaker 5: like like no, no, no, me, It's like.
- 24:55Speaker 3: Those those guns the one thing we did right.
- 24:59Speaker 4: But day when he started the fly, I can't hands
- 25:05Speaker 4: civil rights next week.
- 25:08Speaker 2: My people who take amby and tell me about your
- 25:11Speaker 2: wildest experience. A doc I work with said one day
- 25:18Speaker 2: he woke up in his car while driving to Michigan.
- 25:21Speaker 2: He knows no one in Michigan and he was already
- 25:24Speaker 2: two states away from his.
- 25:25Speaker 5: Home to Libo and think he.
- 25:32Speaker 3: Wanted to something from the Coney Allans shop in Detroit
- 25:36Speaker 3: that shouts at Detroit. He was came on the TV movie.
- 25:41Speaker 2: He was going to Booker rest Grill. I miss Booker
- 25:43Speaker 2: rest Grill on LIBANOI that was good.
- 25:47Speaker 3: That's crazy. I had that one time. When you think
- 25:49Speaker 3: about it, and that is some crazy ass ship.
- 25:51Speaker 7: Yo.
- 25:53Speaker 3: You sleep driving and you wake up and you wake
- 25:58Speaker 3: you wake up on my fuckers on the roads in Baltimore.
- 26:01Speaker 3: I'll tell you that.
- 26:06Speaker 2: Just people who take ambient tell me about your wildest experience.
- 26:13Speaker 2: My mom made a whole Sunday dinner on ambion, went
- 26:16Speaker 2: to bed, woke up and said, somebody to me dinner girl,
- 26:19Speaker 2: it was you. She didn't believe us, so the next
- 26:22Speaker 2: time she did it, my little brother made the video
- 26:23Speaker 2: of her sleep cooking. By the way, that was the
- 26:25Speaker 2: best hand greens and mac and cheese I had in
- 26:27Speaker 2: a long time.
- 26:28Speaker 3: Ship ship just something like, I'm surprised, she continued to
- 26:38Speaker 3: peach cock turkey went, I was asleep. I seen somebody pudding.
- 26:50Speaker 3: What did you say? Yeah, when I found the video
- 26:52Speaker 3: of my send it to you peach copple of ice cream,
- 26:57Speaker 3: I mad, Yeah, but thew send the peaches head, Yeah, fantastic.
- 27:02Speaker 3: I can't remember where I got it from.
- 27:06Speaker 2: Next week, people who take ambient tell us about your
- 27:09Speaker 2: wildest experience. I beg the cheese kakeing three and from
- 27:13Speaker 2: my high school German teacher and delivered it. I also
- 27:16Speaker 2: graduated twenty three years ago.
- 27:20Speaker 3: Child. I would have thought you was trying to me.
- 27:30Speaker 3: Is that thank you? That stronggy? Yeah, you got some
- 27:36Speaker 3: things to you. I'm scared. That's that's that's why I
- 27:39Speaker 3: want to take something that's gonna make me. That's gonna
- 27:42Speaker 3: make me end up.
- 27:44Speaker 2: Melot's on the Game to Sleep. Prass was once that
- 27:46Speaker 2: ship was scared relatives as scary as People who take
- 27:49Speaker 2: Ambient tell us about your wildest experience. My mom spent
- 27:54Speaker 2: the entire night laying carpet. We all woke up to
- 27:57Speaker 2: all the towns in the house, evenly covering the hallway floor.
- 28:00Speaker 3: It was actually impressive. Nobody heard her doing that, like
- 28:07Speaker 3: nobody heard her going back and for I'll be watching
- 28:11Speaker 3: them videos by yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
- 28:19Speaker 3: I sure wanted to be a piece of coffee, same
- 28:27Speaker 3: like hanging out. Thank you see and it should that
- 28:45Speaker 3: all right?
- 28:45Speaker 2: Next one, people who take AMBI tell us about your
- 28:49Speaker 2: wildest experience. My ex found me powerwashing the house at
- 28:53Speaker 2: four m I didn't want a powerwasher to this day,
- 28:56Speaker 2: I have no idea where.
- 28:59Speaker 3: I bring the back to your hair Frank.
- 29:02Speaker 1: Yard.
- 29:06Speaker 3: I was like, get out my goddamn yard. I've been trying.
- 29:11Speaker 3: The next week, I got dragged it out his garage,
- 29:15Speaker 3: all right.
- 29:19Speaker 2: Next one, y'all, people who take ambient tell us about
- 29:23Speaker 2: your wildest experience. My husband took it one night and
- 29:27Speaker 2: woke me up to tell me that the bathroom tires
- 29:29Speaker 2: were sad because they were too dry. He used the
- 29:31Speaker 2: whole bottle of lotion on the bathroom floor to stage
- 29:34Speaker 2: room so they weren't sad.
- 29:36Speaker 3: It was three A. He went and made the bathroom
- 29:46Speaker 3: towels moist whole floor. Now I go ahead, the fucking
- 29:56Speaker 3: peet and I then slipped in my.
- 29:58Speaker 2: Head, look like, oh boy, looking like my good question
- 30:04Speaker 2: is under the influence brain Christmas. I just want to
- 30:12Speaker 2: say for the record, not to get too vulgar or gross.
- 30:16Speaker 2: Be glad he didn't take that another way.
- 30:18Speaker 3: M hm oh m hmmm mm hmmm. Yeah, yeah, because some.
- 30:28Speaker 2: People might might have wanted he might have wanted the
- 30:30Speaker 2: glaze sometimes in a different way. Let's go to let's
- 30:36Speaker 2: let's low gross.
- 30:37Speaker 3: Let's go to the next one. Touch my buddy, spanking
- 30:42Speaker 3: on the floor, wrest beat it up, someone back up there.
- 30:48Speaker 3: Glaze mynd buddy, throw it on that baby. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 30:54Speaker 3: yeah yeah, that one.
- 30:57Speaker 5: Do that one, that one more raven, always doing.
- 30:59Speaker 3: Show next one.
- 31:06Speaker 2: People who take ambient tell us about your wildest experience.
- 31:10Speaker 2: I applied for a job at the Turtle Bay Resort
- 31:12Speaker 2: in Hawaii and went through the entire process online.
- 31:14Speaker 3: I got the job. The only problem is I live
- 31:17Speaker 3: in New York. Maybe it's time for a move. Sure, guy,
- 31:25Speaker 3: So but my my question is if you apply, if
- 31:29Speaker 3: there were multiple steps, were you taking a being like
- 31:33Speaker 3: over the course of several months. Yeah, because this still
- 31:37Speaker 3: can happen there all in one night, one night. But yeah,
- 31:41Speaker 3: because if.
- 31:44Speaker 8: That is like it, that's like a nightly ritual, like
- 31:47Speaker 8: you do your like you do your skin care back
- 31:49Speaker 8: on and yeah, you do your skin and you take
- 31:51Speaker 8: that was like Hawaiian.
- 31:54Speaker 3: Yes, I let me tell you a little about myself
- 31:59Speaker 3: in the interview.
- 32:00Speaker 2: I am very thoughtful and no, I'm thinking about my bitiness.
- 32:06Speaker 2: My biggest weakness is I don't believe I have any weaknesses.
- 32:13Speaker 3: I can be an asset to your organization because I am.
- 32:19Speaker 3: Thank you for seeing me. Thank you, So I look
- 32:23Speaker 3: forward to hearing from you shortly.
- 32:26Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 32:27Speaker 2: The scary part about the scary part about this though,
- 32:30Speaker 2: it's probably the person's eyes were open, so it was
- 32:33Speaker 2: like they were alert, but they were actually asleep. People
- 32:36Speaker 2: who take AMBM tell us about your wildest experience. My
- 32:41Speaker 2: stepmom takes it. One night she texts me talking about
- 32:44Speaker 2: an Alaskan cruise and then she paid, Would I go?
- 32:46Speaker 2: I said, hell, yeah, not realizing that she was on
- 32:49Speaker 2: Amy Yeah, sitting at her computer booking it right then.
- 32:53Speaker 2: She didn't remember it until she saw an email confirmer
- 32:56Speaker 2: in the trip. A couple months later, we were well
- 32:58Speaker 2: watching in Alaska. I mean, in that case, I'll be
- 33:03Speaker 2: saying like that, let's go on the cruise, let's go
- 33:05Speaker 2: in the book.
- 33:06Speaker 3: Is another trip to purse. I'll be scared called something?
- 33:12Speaker 3: Who was Who's saint?
- 33:14Speaker 1: Just that?
- 33:14Speaker 5: In my drives?
- 33:15Speaker 3: Why is the niggas in? The niggas? And yo, the
- 33:19Speaker 3: kids are sitting on my counter, got breaking my name,
- 33:26Speaker 3: personalized place, A big daddy.
- 33:30Speaker 5: Nigga. Got you got g o prison on some ship?
- 33:36Speaker 3: Someone explaining me now sucking us trooper and.
- 33:42Speaker 8: Explaining me while IM looking at the paper that said
- 33:43Speaker 8: up bottom four by for Chevy.
- 33:45Speaker 9: Well, nigga, don't you make Chevy Blazers? Never, man, I
- 33:50Speaker 9: didn't think about it, just did the crust of made
- 33:56Speaker 9: this bal niggas crusting them.
- 33:59Speaker 5: Got got a ninety five bronco.
- 34:02Speaker 2: Right boy, I found this account aside. Here we go
- 34:07Speaker 2: yapping again. I found this lady on the TikTok who
- 34:11Speaker 2: drives a nineteen ninety three Honda prelude. That's my favorite
- 34:16Speaker 2: call all time.
- 34:18Speaker 3: In two thousand and six, Oh that's twenty six six.
- 34:24Speaker 3: What did I say? Six? I mean tray wouldn't exist yet.
- 34:34Speaker 3: So but we all figuring, say, your imagination says I
- 34:47Speaker 3: just who you just said? Right, I'll see you twenty years.
- 34:56Speaker 3: You about to have a different daddy ship.
- 35:03Speaker 5: Oh wow, yeah right.
- 35:11Speaker 7: Next.
- 35:12Speaker 2: People who say ambient tell us about your wildest experience.
- 35:17Speaker 2: Gotta scroll like I'm doing the wheeling the prices right,
- 35:22Speaker 2: get back, Bob Bucker, And he really didn't.
- 35:28Speaker 6: Make sure your pets like you, Bobo.
- 35:35Speaker 2: Next one, people who say ambient tell us about your
- 35:38Speaker 2: wildest experience. My father worked the whole house by yelling
- 35:42Speaker 2: I need help get in here. We ran in to
- 35:45Speaker 2: find him locked in staring at an electrical outlet and said,
- 35:49Speaker 2: how do we get him out? The little man in
- 35:51Speaker 2: the wall. He thought the outlets were faces. We cannot
- 35:54Speaker 2: convince him otherwise. My mom gave him an a tie though,
- 35:57Speaker 2: for French bread to eat, because she thought that was
- 35:59Speaker 2: stop it. So there's my giant six foot seven dad
- 36:02Speaker 2: crying about the man in the wall eating a local
- 36:05Speaker 2: bred core childhood memories.
- 36:07Speaker 3: He remembers, nothing.
- 36:10Speaker 2: Can't turn the wall.
- 36:15Speaker 3: You have been beg to be crying like that.
- 36:18Speaker 1: Boys he shot, he shot this shut boo boo, shot boo.
- 36:37Speaker 2: Next one people who take ay and tell us about
- 36:40Speaker 2: your wildest experience.
- 36:42Speaker 3: I woke up in my kitchen. I spoken up every
- 36:45Speaker 3: can of corn we had in the house.
- 36:47Speaker 2: There was a massive pile of corn right off my
- 36:49Speaker 2: porch with a nye that said, please take one.
- 36:52Speaker 3: I still don't know if it was for tru truders
- 36:53Speaker 3: or for the animal not the glue eight one. That's
- 36:59Speaker 3: crazy Jehovah's witness. The question is why do you have
- 37:02Speaker 3: that much corn in your house? He answers what do
- 37:05Speaker 3: you make corn for? People corner?
- 37:12Speaker 2: Maybe they had one of the biggest, the biggest metal kids.
- 37:15Speaker 2: Corn they serve for like kitchens and stuff.
- 37:18Speaker 3: Let's take one. Take one, gonna come get a scoop.
- 37:23Speaker 3: Colonel for you, colonel, for you, keep your back corotel
- 37:27Speaker 3: for me, colonel for you, colonel.
- 37:31Speaker 2: The next one that people who take ambient tell us
- 37:34Speaker 2: about your wild clean up. My mom took ambient one
- 37:38Speaker 2: time when I was in high school. I'll welcome to
- 37:41Speaker 2: I work up to a perfectly aligned trailer of Coco
- 37:44Speaker 2: pabbles that went to the microwave.
- 37:45Speaker 3: When I opened the microwave, the damn house phone was
- 37:48Speaker 3: in the piece of candy. O my god. At least
- 38:01Speaker 3: it was a phone out of puppy. Oh damn, oh God.
- 38:05Speaker 3: That where.
- 38:16Speaker 2: People who take ambien tell us about your wildest experience.
- 38:20Speaker 2: There you go, took my ambient thought. I made it
- 38:23Speaker 2: to my bed before it cooked you. I woke up
- 38:25Speaker 2: the next morning, got dressed, went to work like nothing.
- 38:28Speaker 2: Lunch time comes around and I get a food delivery
- 38:31Speaker 2: for pizza. Unexpected surprise, but yummy. Twenty five minutes later,
- 38:35Speaker 2: subway same it shows up. I'm a little confused, but
- 38:37Speaker 2: like okay. Ten minutes later a sushi played at her rise.
- 38:41Speaker 3: I'm lost.
- 38:42Speaker 2: Fifteen minutes later a taco bell order rise, and it
- 38:45Speaker 2: now dawns me what I have done. After thirty minutes,
- 38:49Speaker 2: one hour later, an edible arrangement arise and I'm crying.
- 38:52Speaker 2: I look at my bank account and I charged her
- 38:54Speaker 2: three hundred and seventy six dollars from door Dash from
- 38:56Speaker 2: the night before as my last purcha from my I
- 38:59Speaker 2: decided to pre order my lunch for the next day
- 39:01Speaker 2: directly from door dash. And I guess I just couldn't decide.
- 39:05Speaker 5: That's mad.
- 39:08Speaker 3: The same. And see, first of all, you're gonna be
- 39:12Speaker 3: on the eat all that the top of one.
- 39:15Speaker 2: Speaking of people gonna be on the toilet, have you
- 39:18Speaker 2: been seeing these videos of people online putting kool Aid
- 39:22Speaker 2: in like pineapple spears?
- 39:24Speaker 4: Yeah, m and you see they're charging people, They making
- 39:28Speaker 4: them for people and charging them fucking forty and fifty dollars.
- 39:31Speaker 3: I'm about to go right and sayings and stock.
- 39:33Speaker 4: So Trey, it's not so the you know, the kool Aid,
- 39:36Speaker 4: the package is a sugargar, the sugar free.
- 39:40Speaker 3: The sugar you have to to it. But if you
- 39:42Speaker 3: get kool Aid, I'm sure they saw some of them
- 39:43Speaker 3: in like the tubs, approximately six to seven cups of
- 39:45Speaker 3: sugar right they put it. They mix the sugar in
- 39:48Speaker 3: with the power. So yeah, I've done that to his kid.
- 39:52Speaker 2: But people, pineapples are already sweet. They're taking the kool Aid,
- 39:57Speaker 2: mixing the tub and they're putting it in with pineapples.
- 40:00Speaker 2: Somebody who had diabetes decided to do that.
- 40:04Speaker 3: Beat and when.
- 40:07Speaker 2: You're gonna lose your toes. People who take ambient tell
- 40:11Speaker 2: us about your wildest experience. I ate an a tire
- 40:14Speaker 2: box of Little Debbie's Christmas trees snack cakes, ordered a
- 40:19Speaker 2: variety of exotic soaps from Amazon, and applied to be
- 40:21Speaker 2: an elephant zoo keeper in North Carolina. Zoo keeper of
- 40:25Speaker 2: the problem is I live in Seattle.
- 40:30Speaker 6: Wow again, it might be time for change. You're gonna
- 40:35Speaker 6: You're gonna get the job. You're gonna get a signing
- 40:37Speaker 6: bonus and moving there. It's gonna be Friday.
- 40:41Speaker 5: Jesus.
- 40:44Speaker 3: It could have been worse. She could have been doing
- 40:45Speaker 3: mission night work in Africa. Mm hmm, come signed up
- 40:50Speaker 3: for the army. Oh ship bitch.
- 40:52Speaker 4: Could have walked into your neighborhouse and kept hitting them
- 40:54Speaker 4: in the head. Would have rolled up newspapers.
- 40:59Speaker 3: All right, you know you know last one what.
- 41:05Speaker 2: People who said ambing tell us about your wildest experience.
- 41:10Speaker 2: My mom got up in the middle of the night,
- 41:11Speaker 2: got her She's kisses out of the freezer, took them
- 41:14Speaker 2: to bed, only ate one and left the rest in
- 41:16Speaker 2: the bed. She woke up the next morning thinking she
- 41:18Speaker 2: shipped the bed.
- 41:19Speaker 3: Because they had I knew that's whatever's going dad, and
- 41:30Speaker 3: I messed myself and that concludes question in the week
- 41:42Speaker 3: chocolate she took before we get started.
- 41:53Speaker 4: If you have any question is calling in on top
- 41:55Speaker 4: of God this any shenanigans.
- 41:58Speaker 3: Because we will again bitch and we ask once we
- 42:02Speaker 3: go again.
- 42:02Speaker 4: Sure any any events, rants, any topic ideas, any movies
- 42:07Speaker 4: you want us to review?
- 42:08Speaker 3: Me and did the movie good little minute? I have
- 42:11Speaker 3: some ship for y'all. Anything of the light that you
- 42:15Speaker 3: want to hear that you want her on this hip
- 42:19Speaker 3: hoodcast that's white people ship.
- 42:24Speaker 4: You can reach this via email. We are asked going
- 42:26Speaker 4: to party at gmail dot com. That is a s
- 42:28Speaker 4: k W A N D A p O D at
- 42:30Speaker 4: gmail dot com. We are all a little beyonces Internet blue,
- 42:36Speaker 4: Ibby's Wi fi uh Roomy's IP address, Sir, his main frame,
- 42:42Speaker 4: jay z a man, Mama teine in the backman gum
- 42:45Speaker 4: boot and slone.
- 42:46Speaker 3: Just already like queens in the let us know what
- 42:53Speaker 3: is it.
- 42:53Speaker 4: I'm sorry, we're gonna wanting audacity. Don't forget the hamperthing.
- 43:00Speaker 4: Don't forget it on Facebook and YouTube. We are wonder
- 43:04Speaker 4: part underscore or I G the Tickli top threads and
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- 43:18Speaker 4: No just wonder part on Blue Sky, because let us
- 43:25Speaker 4: know if you want to be anonymous, if you want
- 43:28Speaker 4: to use the pseudonym first name, less initial, or vice versa,
- 43:31Speaker 4: if you want to be a superhero this week so
- 43:33Speaker 4: you're gonna make some ship up, or.
- 43:35Speaker 3: If you want to use your government name.
- 43:37Speaker 4: Because, in the words of Shary Whitfield, Circle, Real Housewives
- 43:40Speaker 4: of Atlanta, many many, many, many, many, many, many many many, many,
- 43:44Speaker 4: many many moons, summer, spring falls, and joggers. Ago, who's
- 43:49Speaker 4: gonna check you?
- 43:50Speaker 3: Boo? Yeah, yeah, one day. I hope she clapped back.
- 43:55Speaker 7: She can.
- 43:56Speaker 4: I'm a play louder. But it's fine, like you here,
- 44:01Speaker 4: and it's all jokes. It's truth in it, but it's
- 44:04Speaker 4: all jokes.
- 44:05Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's usually truth in jokes. Hello.
- 44:08Speaker 4: So we are going over with the brand's favorite thread,
- 44:11Speaker 4: the sixth Brown Chicks aka the sixth Brown Half Fist
- 44:14Speaker 4: AKA this is some bullshit? AKA who in the fuck
- 44:17Speaker 4: be sending this ship in? AKA thanks for the fuckery.
- 44:22Speaker 3: Oh I like that.
- 44:24Speaker 7: Try like.
- 44:25Speaker 3: I got a couple of crushings.
- 44:29Speaker 4: They have updates to them. So that's what I'm gonna
- 44:33Speaker 4: start with. I cannot remember if I.
- 44:36Speaker 3: Read this one or not. We'll tell you. But if
- 44:40Speaker 3: I didn't like to hear here, I could just take
- 44:42Speaker 3: it out when I dded to show that is some
- 44:45Speaker 3: nigga ship. I mean if she already read it reading
- 44:50Speaker 3: the updates store. But it's possible. So I'm gonna READO
- 44:52Speaker 3: Origin and then I'm gonna read the updated. You're reading
- 44:55Speaker 3: an update before the question, I'm gonna READO original. Oh
- 44:58Speaker 3: you did say that, my bad. I'm redub that. My bad.
- 45:01Speaker 4: Joe proceed said I'm playing to sex my friend of
- 45:04Speaker 4: Me's girlfriend while he was in jail, just to embarrass him.
- 45:07Speaker 3: I invited her to stay with me. She arrived with
- 45:10Speaker 3: his two months old.
- 45:11Speaker 4: She never mentioned a baby, crying diapers all day and
- 45:16Speaker 4: the sexist trash. I can't do this, but I can't
- 45:19Speaker 4: evict the new born. Help evict the new born. She
- 45:24Speaker 4: moved in and you let him move in. You't hear
- 45:26Speaker 4: that to stay with me?
- 45:28Speaker 5: My phe was not.
- 45:30Speaker 3: I thought she just came over for quickly. Yeah, because
- 45:33Speaker 3: when you say I invited her to stay with me,
- 45:35Speaker 3: in to stay with me? She arrived with a two
- 45:37Speaker 3: months Oh okay, I thought it was coming.
- 45:40Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
- 45:43Speaker 4: Crying diapers all day. Okay, up there with that backfire ship,
- 45:48Speaker 4: it gets worse.
- 45:49Speaker 3: Oh lord.
- 45:51Speaker 4: First of all, sorry, we sucked around and found out
- 45:56Speaker 4: he was trying to get back at the dude. And
- 45:58Speaker 4: then he was like, nigga, you took my problem. They
- 46:01Speaker 4: might be staying in jail on purpose. He might have
- 46:04Speaker 4: a boyfriend.
- 46:05Speaker 3: This do that ship updat?
- 46:09Speaker 4: He kept talking ship. So I married his baby mama,
- 46:12Speaker 4: and I'm raising his kid. I won't hear kids from
- 46:15Speaker 4: her because I really can't stand her. To be honest,
- 46:21Speaker 4: you're not very bright, are you.
- 46:24Speaker 3: No, it's not, it's not. It's not about that. It's
- 46:27Speaker 3: like your ego. You're not very bright.
- 46:30Speaker 4: You've married somebody that you can't stand, just to spite
- 46:34Speaker 4: the spider nigga, and.
- 46:38Speaker 3: This nigga is in jail.
- 46:39Speaker 6: Three hots and a cat got free healthcare, free dental
- 46:44Speaker 6: and all that.
- 46:44Speaker 3: Ship and a boyfriend.
- 46:47Speaker 2: Maybe a girlfriend because you know some of them about
- 46:49Speaker 2: the pustion.
- 46:59Speaker 3: Mort were staying on.
- 47:05Speaker 4: We staying on six Round Chicks, Brandon's favorite thread. We're
- 47:09Speaker 4: staying here because we got another update. Now again, I
- 47:12Speaker 4: can't remember if I read this question to win. I
- 47:14Speaker 4: read it, but I'm gonna read the original win, then
- 47:15Speaker 4: I'm gonna read the update.
- 47:18Speaker 3: Greetings from the d Detroit.
- 47:22Speaker 4: As a rule, Detroit women are rough around the edges
- 47:25Speaker 4: and soft in the middle, big hearts, but if you
- 47:28Speaker 4: fuck around, you'll find out. So I told my female
- 47:32Speaker 4: friend Iris that I had other women. Was Iris was
- 47:41Speaker 4: convicted of attempted murder her ex boyfriend. She did her time,
- 47:46Speaker 4: and she was a juvenile back then, so that's not
- 47:48Speaker 4: on her record anymore. Her mother told me that Iris
- 47:52Speaker 4: ex hit her at Irish Knightetent while he slept.
- 47:55Speaker 3: Damn.
- 47:57Speaker 4: When we argue about my other women, Iris splits into
- 48:00Speaker 4: a different person with different manvers.
- 48:03Speaker 3: Even her voice changes. She starts smoking a cigarette that
- 48:06Speaker 3: she peels.
- 48:07Speaker 4: From her bra She doesn't smoke normally, and she says
- 48:11Speaker 4: things like, if you go down this path with me,
- 48:13Speaker 4: you'll be missed, or I can make you settle down.
- 48:18Speaker 3: Your mama will miss you. But I always know where
- 48:21Speaker 3: you are.
- 48:23Speaker 4: And it's a thin line between community dick and worm food.
- 48:29Speaker 4: It's Iris just talking shit. I'm feeling threatened. Side note,
- 48:34Speaker 4: Iris contacted my other women and they have left me advice.
- 48:39Speaker 3: Nigga, she ain't I'm scared. You ain't got to threaten me.
- 48:43Speaker 3: You ain't got to threaten me. But once, one.
- 48:45Speaker 1: Time, the miss the World.
- 48:51Speaker 4: Ires caught me with her older cousin and tried to
- 48:53Speaker 4: jump her. Her cousin won that round. Oh shit, but
- 48:58Speaker 4: my call was shot up. I can't prove Iris did it,
- 49:02Speaker 4: but I kind of know she did, would have done it.
- 49:04Speaker 4: I lived with her cousin, but haven't been sleeping well
- 49:06Speaker 4: because Iras is still out there.
- 49:10Speaker 3: Iris. If you're seeing this, sugar, ain't No, it's not
- 49:16Speaker 3: that your cousin have them. No.
- 49:18Speaker 4: The sad part is it ain't got shipped shipped to
- 49:20Speaker 4: do with the cousin, but you mind that the other
- 49:23Speaker 4: business have I'm actually reading a book like that right now.
- 49:26Speaker 4: With a girl is like bat I'm I'm on the last.
- 49:29Speaker 3: Of the series. Now she ain't she just possessed.
- 49:32Speaker 4: But the girl's batshit crazy. She went so far as
- 49:34Speaker 4: to kill the boy baby mama. Then she smothered the baby.
- 49:37Speaker 4: There's a baby survived her killing the baby mama. It's
- 49:41Speaker 4: crazy as ship. The book is called, it's called Secrets
- 49:44Speaker 4: of a Side Bitch.
- 49:45Speaker 2: I will say that in the Joy Club was traumatic
- 49:50Speaker 2: as I remember why did I rush Straight Club?
- 49:53Speaker 3: It came out in the nineties, but I don't think
- 49:55Speaker 3: I have a watched her. They during the damn baby,
- 49:58Speaker 3: but I was like, oh god, then just the baby.
- 50:02Speaker 3: It was in people want them, But y'all gotta stop
- 50:06Speaker 3: playing it. Put the baby like in the water, took
- 50:09Speaker 3: the baby, saying to the bottom.
- 50:10Speaker 4: I was like, mm hmm, you gotta stop playing in
- 50:14Speaker 4: people's faces. Also, like, you know this woman thinks that
- 50:17Speaker 4: you want her, and yet you keep sucking around with her.
- 50:19Speaker 4: Stop thinking with your dick and think with your brain.
- 50:21Speaker 3: But he was thinking with his brain because his brain
- 50:23Speaker 3: is in his dick. I'm thinking with my dick.
- 50:27Speaker 6: Nah, but don't don't know the crazy. That's the crazy
- 50:30Speaker 6: part though, because it's like I don't got nothing to do.
- 50:32Speaker 6: It's it's possession.
- 50:35Speaker 3: To her. But you know that not fucking without but no.
- 50:41Speaker 6: Then then between love and hate, she was right, but
- 50:45Speaker 6: she warned, I don't take look, I don't take that.
- 50:48Speaker 6: I don't take these words likely nigga, Like, Yo, you
- 50:50Speaker 6: know you love me and you're stuck with me. Don't
- 50:54Speaker 6: tell me that you know I'm in love with you,
- 50:55Speaker 6: and but you keep putting your dick in me to
- 50:57Speaker 6: leave me.
- 50:57Speaker 3: Don't do it. Don't do it with the brain in
- 51:00Speaker 3: your head and not in the tip.
- 51:03Speaker 6: Now that you think, now that I think about it, yo,
- 51:05Speaker 6: She told Martin, I killed my axe, and he like,
- 51:10Speaker 6: you had to do what you had to do.
- 51:12Speaker 4: Told him from the get through. Y'all want to funk
- 51:16Speaker 4: around and find out all right? Last one, no dumb
- 51:25Speaker 4: ass person. I broke up with my baby Mama a
- 51:28Speaker 4: year ago, but we remain friends. She has an at
- 51:32Speaker 4: home daycad and my new girl bore our baby to her.
- 51:35Speaker 4: I trust my baby Mama and I want our kids.
- 51:37Speaker 3: To know each other. Hashtag grown man moves not well,
- 51:42Speaker 3: this ain't gonna end well.
- 51:44Speaker 4: Well, my new girl reported that my baby Mama has
- 51:49Speaker 4: a new man living there, and then she looks pregnant.
- 51:52Speaker 4: That's unacceptable. I've reported her to child Services, et cetera,
- 51:56Speaker 4: because I don't want another man that I don't know
- 51:59Speaker 4: around my key kids or in their lives. I tried
- 52:02Speaker 4: to get her daycare shut down, but the state agency
- 52:04Speaker 4: said that the man had a clean record and there
- 52:07Speaker 4: was no violation. But also the man is her husband,
- 52:13Speaker 4: like in front of her about getting married. What if
- 52:16Speaker 4: I wanted to come back and my new girl is
- 52:19Speaker 4: telling me that she's ready to marry too. I need
- 52:22Speaker 4: help shutting her daycare down and at least causing drama
- 52:25Speaker 4: in their marriage because I do love her and I
- 52:28Speaker 4: might want to come back.
- 52:29Speaker 3: I need a plan help. I have a plan for you.
- 52:35Speaker 3: Go to hell. That's your plan.
- 52:38Speaker 4: Take the nearest train, plane, automobile, straight the hell, not
- 52:43Speaker 4: jays go, do not collect two hundred dollars, Go straight
- 52:47Speaker 4: to hell.
- 52:48Speaker 3: How dare you you done? Moved on? Head of babies?
- 52:51Speaker 3: I got a question, and you mad and her for
- 52:52Speaker 3: getting married and moving on to you? The fool? The fuck?
- 52:57Speaker 3: Are you that? A dumb mass? Grown man move? Please?
- 53:03Speaker 6: Okay, all right, all right, a grown man moves. I
- 53:05Speaker 6: understand that, but show you don't. Y'all niggas kill me
- 53:11Speaker 6: like no, like like like niggas like no, like niggas
- 53:16Speaker 6: like that. That's like, Yo, you don't want you, you
- 53:18Speaker 6: don't want this person. You look, you move on, You
- 53:21Speaker 6: go do your thing, like yo, you go do your thing,
- 53:23Speaker 6: you go look, do your thud this or you move on.
- 53:25Speaker 6: You you live in your own life.
- 53:27Speaker 3: But then when we get X, when X get a man,
- 53:31Speaker 3: all of a sudden, this I don't want no. I
- 53:33Speaker 3: don't want no man around my child, but you can
- 53:36Speaker 3: have but you can get y'all around another bitch like you.
- 53:41Speaker 6: You don't want her to move on because you you
- 53:45Speaker 6: say that dumb and ship, what if I want to
- 53:46Speaker 6: come back, nigga, you don't want to come back.
- 53:48Speaker 3: You don't.
- 53:49Speaker 5: You don't want her.
- 53:50Speaker 3: You don't want her to be with nobody else. The
- 53:53Speaker 3: door is closed. What she said shout out to ny
- 53:58Speaker 3: like that.
- 54:00Speaker 6: Yeah, y'all niggas disgusting on that doing that too, Like
- 54:04Speaker 6: I can't, like I said, I can understand the daycare
- 54:06Speaker 6: ship because you know, like that's that was, that was
- 54:08Speaker 6: that's a good, that's a good core parents and move
- 54:10Speaker 6: like she wanted daycare. You need childcare. Put your kid
- 54:12Speaker 6: in child care, you know, put your kid in a
- 54:14Speaker 6: child care. He they he or she can see their sibling.
- 54:18Speaker 6: They can they can grow up together, they can play together.
- 54:20Speaker 6: And you probably honestly, you're probably not even paying for
- 54:22Speaker 6: childcare because that's your kid.
- 54:26Speaker 3: To me, nick, I mean true ship, but still, but
- 54:29Speaker 3: that's your kid, yo.
- 54:30Speaker 6: But the minuture on the minist your baby mother tell
- 54:32Speaker 6: tell you that she got that she got another dude,
- 54:34Speaker 6: and then it's like yo, now you bring in this
- 54:36Speaker 6: nigga in and he ain't.
- 54:37Speaker 3: He ain't, did ship, but take care of your fucking
- 54:39Speaker 3: child any probably and they probably he probably doing a
- 54:44Speaker 3: better job than you.
- 54:46Speaker 4: It's the aud dancy, the other gall the nerves for me,
- 54:50Speaker 4: sor fuck you the long way and the horse you
- 54:52Speaker 4: rode in on.
- 54:53Speaker 3: It's kind of close. That's the use you hear me,
- 54:59Speaker 3: damn man, Yes no, but knowing seriously, you kind of
- 55:04Speaker 3: scared me though. What that happens sometimes too, Like you
- 55:11Speaker 3: like like y'all was talking like I was talking ship
- 55:13Speaker 3: this so the next thing you know, he up in
- 55:15Speaker 3: that zip.
- 55:16Speaker 4: You be like, oh, I had been okay, you wanted
- 55:23Speaker 4: to see it, and the motherfucker depends and.
- 55:30Speaker 3: All this for me, you wasn't playing high yo, Yo,
- 55:34Speaker 3: I'll be yo, I'll be like listening.
- 55:38Speaker 6: I'll be walking around the house like I'll walk around
- 55:40Speaker 6: the house and I see, I see, I see keep
- 55:42Speaker 6: it like you know, like a little dress or whatever.
- 55:44Speaker 6: Like for me, sheln't look at you like shut up
- 55:49Speaker 6: like and I'll be trying to tell her like, yo,
- 55:51Speaker 6: you don't. You don't understand as a dude, sometimes yo,
- 55:55Speaker 6: sometimes you just wake up or you just you just
- 55:57Speaker 6: look up and you be like, damn all that for me, that's.
- 56:01Speaker 3: What that's my baby. I will take it to a
- 56:04Speaker 3: nice little breeze. Baby, I'm in the mood right now.
- 56:09Speaker 3: Well but I'm funny.
- 56:11Speaker 5: I don't think, I say, I don't think, y'all.
- 56:16Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and man, y'all, y'all don't understand like a
- 56:19Speaker 6: lot of y'all don't understand that pussy is like the
- 56:21Speaker 6: way to pussy works in that in that aspect. You know,
- 56:23Speaker 6: you gotta you gotta, you gotta talk. You know you
- 56:26Speaker 6: gotta talk tour. You know you gotta talk to his
- 56:28Speaker 6: text her throughout the day. You know, say, say all
- 56:30Speaker 6: crazy ship because.
- 56:32Speaker 3: Three years I don't know.
- 56:34Speaker 6: They're not like us, you know, no pun intended like
- 56:37Speaker 6: they you know, they're not like like Brandon said, You're
- 56:40Speaker 6: like a swift blow the wind was like, oh you
- 56:44Speaker 6: feel me?
- 56:45Speaker 4: What else?
- 56:45Speaker 3: Happy time?
- 56:47Speaker 1: Bro?
- 56:49Speaker 6: I want to be like the ball you feel me
- 56:51Speaker 6: like yo, Look, look if it's baseball, you throwing, bitch,
- 56:54Speaker 6: I'm catching and go get it. Bring it back your y'all.
- 57:01Speaker 6: Like her, like her, let her look up like with
- 57:03Speaker 6: her husband. That's probably treating her way better than you
- 57:06Speaker 6: never could.
- 57:08Speaker 5: You ever did?
- 57:08Speaker 3: And you know, and I think, let you put your
- 57:11Speaker 3: ego aside, dude, like it's it's your kid.
- 57:15Speaker 6: Is taking your kid is taking camera. She's taking camera. Yeah,
- 57:19Speaker 6: live and let living boy pocus. Won't your baby mother
- 57:23Speaker 6: who's who's preaking with your kids? Make sure she good.
- 57:27Speaker 6: Stop writing about your stop writing about your ex.
- 57:29Speaker 2: With Aaron sat with that, then said it's time for
- 57:33Speaker 2: us to head on out, y'all. If you have any
- 57:37Speaker 2: questions for us, feel free to send them my way.
- 57:39Speaker 2: Excuse me that asked one party at gmail dot com.
- 57:42Speaker 2: That's as k W A M D A p O
- 57:44Speaker 2: d A gmo dot com. You can find us all
- 57:47Speaker 2: the interwebs. Yeah, we are on TikTok x I g
- 57:54Speaker 2: threads to think somewhere else that wanted school.
- 58:00Speaker 3: I forgot we.
- 58:00Speaker 2: Everywhere we we we were Blue Sky get that separate
- 58:06Speaker 2: the mm hmm, but named in the one I probably
- 58:10Speaker 2: forgot that wonder part underscore Blue Sky Wonder part that
- 58:13Speaker 2: beat Scott. Do social come high let us and on
- 58:16Speaker 2: Facebook and YouTube at wine and our dad say the podcast,
- 58:18Speaker 2: do not forget that ain't for saying.
- 58:21Speaker 5: And please continue to share this ship yep.
- 58:26Speaker 3: Because y'all going into the comments. Still, I appreciate y'all
- 58:30Speaker 3: so much, so much. We appreciate y'all because y'all been
- 58:33Speaker 3: driving our views. Keep it up.
- 58:39Speaker 6: Sure now your real ship show, y'all, y'all making y'all
- 58:42Speaker 6: make a nigga feel good. Cause like we've been doing
- 58:46Speaker 6: this ship for four years and y'all y'all starting, y'all
- 58:50Speaker 6: starting to stand up, and it's like, you know, show
- 58:51Speaker 6: us that we appreciate it.
- 58:52Speaker 3: And I appreciate y'all.
- 58:53Speaker 1: We do.
- 58:54Speaker 2: We got some momentimum going imm minimum. But with that
- 58:57Speaker 2: being said, like Aaron said, we thank y'all for a while.
- 59:00Speaker 2: As always, we love y'all, and we will be back
- 59:02Speaker 2: next week the third week in July with all new
- 59:06Speaker 2: episode of Wine and Audacity, the podcast You No t Us.
- 59:14Speaker 3: Oh and you Anger to Anger to little fast Forward. Bitch,
- 59:18Speaker 3: we appreciate you too. What we do, we do, we
- 59:22Speaker 3: appreciate you know, we talk crazy about you a little while,
- 59:24Speaker 3: but sometimes you notice what your friends do. Yeah, we
- 59:29Speaker 3: start that wedding. Were your cousins you hear me? Yeah
- 59:34Speaker 3: we could, We said, bitch.
- 59:36Speaker 2: All right, y'all, next time, be easy, be saying like y'all,
- 59:42Speaker 2: we holler teddies, Lots of them.