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I Have Nudes! · Yo Gavel Gavel! - Court TV Commentary

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Speaker 1: This is a Bramble Jam podcast.
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Speaker 2: This week on your Gabble Gavel.
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Speaker 1: What a cougar makeup sexy text.
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Speaker 2: Messages to get you to pay for a car?
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Speaker 1: Only one way to find out who map this?
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Speaker 2: Hol's out of the car room.
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Speaker 1: And if you get your hair colored and you don't
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Speaker 1: like it, can you color in some more cash? I
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Speaker 1: don't know. Million tells there's real people in cases.
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Speaker 2: Thank Justice.
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Speaker 1: This is Yo gab go go see you over there.
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Speaker 1: You're doing that thing and you're gabbling real good gabling. Yeah, Hello, everybody,
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Speaker 1: Welcome to Yo Gabble Gavel. It's great to be back.
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Speaker 1: Stuff evely, Yo gavel gaveled Shamber. We were a live
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Speaker 1: last time. I know.
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Speaker 2: As much fun as that is, it feels home here
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Speaker 2: in the chamber.
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Speaker 3: Judge Brand Judge Judge. Yeah, I actually would love to
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Speaker 3: do the show live every time.
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Speaker 2: It would be amazing. That's great, that's a dream.
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Speaker 1: Now, I will say I'm going to do a spoiler
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Speaker 1: alert that today's episode, at least my case not nearly
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Speaker 1: as good as Team JJ and the weird sex court
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Speaker 1: he had.
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Speaker 2: The snake case last time was really good, but this
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Speaker 2: case is a hum ding. You think you got a
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Speaker 2: home dinger. It's it is something.
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Speaker 1: So now he said, do we get my color care
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Speaker 1: color case.
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Speaker 2: I got to back clean up. Okay, it's a It's
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Speaker 2: care color.
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Speaker 1: Uh click. I want to introduce you to We're going
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Speaker 1: to the people's court. This court is the people's Yeah. Look,
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Speaker 1: a lot of people think that is a lot of
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Speaker 1: people think that it's millions court below that would be
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Speaker 1: that would be actually incorrect. This is the people's court,
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Speaker 1: so it's not millions. Even though she has the final say,
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Speaker 1: ultimately it belongs to the people.
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Speaker 2: It belongs to the people. Give it back to this
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Speaker 2: just people.
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Speaker 1: Deborah Ostrella. Deborah Ostrella is suing Michelle no last name,
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Speaker 1: Michelle Nola.
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Speaker 2: So she related to Tracy.
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Speaker 1: Sorry, I can see why you would think that because
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Speaker 1: of Tracy's last name. Is no last name, Michelle did
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Speaker 1: not use her, didn't give one, okay, so she just Michelle,
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Speaker 1: just Michelle. Deborah suing Michelle for seven hundred and forty
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Speaker 1: dollars or doll hairs. Six hundred and fifty of that
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Speaker 1: is for color and ninety of that is for new color.
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Speaker 1: Uh So Debrah, prior to going to see Michelle, had
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Speaker 1: an idea she wanted now best I can figure, she
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Speaker 1: wanted her her hair. It's you know, you've seen long
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Speaker 1: hair before, Dan.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I've seen long hair.
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Speaker 1: So she wanted this part to be black, okay, and
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Speaker 1: then it to get lights down here.
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Speaker 2: Yeah okay.
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Speaker 1: So she decided what she was going to do as
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Speaker 1: she was going to bleach.
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Speaker 2: The bottom of the bottom of that. So it's a
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Speaker 2: tricky mistress.
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Speaker 1: That is a tricky mistress. Much she did, it did
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Speaker 1: not turn out good. She did not like that. The
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Speaker 1: bleach just kind of made her hair orange orange reddish, man,
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Speaker 1: and it just looked real bad. And so she heard
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Speaker 1: good things about Michelle, And I want to make this
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Speaker 1: abundantly clear, I would go to Michelle. Her hair is impossible.
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Speaker 1: She's got like really nice curly hair like me, obviously longer,
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Speaker 1: but it's also like silver, which is something I want.
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Speaker 1: So like, she's kind of my dream.
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Speaker 3: You know, you always do the gray that you talk
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Speaker 3: to me about the great thing, and like silver hair
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Speaker 3: works for you. Gray hair, I think would be a mistake.
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Speaker 3: I don't know how you get it to the silver
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Speaker 3: you want it though.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, I'm thinking about doing it.
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Speaker 2: Do it, man, just do it.
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Speaker 1: What I've thought about doing is hiring someone to come
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Speaker 1: during the marathon. Oh my gosh, to do it during
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Speaker 1: the marath that's out of your own pocket, do you
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Speaker 1: think so? You don't think that's a good bit. You
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Speaker 1: don't think it's worth the bitch money?
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Speaker 2: Is that?
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Speaker 1: I have no okay idea, Okay, how much can I
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Speaker 1: what's my budget to one hundred dollars? Boy, that's touch.
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Speaker 1: I have a feeling, real, I have a feeling it's
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Speaker 1: going to have a feeling it's not going to turn
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Speaker 1: out good. So anyway, Michelle is great, and she hears
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Speaker 1: Michelle's great. So she gives Michelle a call and Michelle
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Speaker 1: is like, all right, you got to come in in
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Speaker 1: order for me to give you a price. You gotta
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Speaker 1: come in. I gotta see what I'm working.
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, So she.
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Speaker 1: Good gets in there, and Michelle says, to do what
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Speaker 1: you want to do, and to do it well, it's
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Speaker 1: going to be six hundred and fifty dollars over the
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Speaker 1: course of two sessions.
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Speaker 2: Two sessions.
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Speaker 1: Okay, she sounds really familiar, as I promise it's it
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Speaker 1: was just uploaded to you. Okay, all right, you have
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Speaker 1: done a hair case before, but it's not that I
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Speaker 1: had two sessions too. So she explains that it's gonna
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Speaker 1: be six fifty over two sessions and that basically, if
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Speaker 1: what you want, I can I can do this, and
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Speaker 1: Michelle says, yes, I did say that what I need
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Speaker 1: to do is called corrective coloring Dan corrective.
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Speaker 2: Come with you.
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Speaker 1: The goal is to get you the style, the color
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Speaker 1: that you want without damaging your hair more. And this
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Speaker 1: is important because she's already damaged her hair pretty badly.
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Speaker 1: She's abused her hair. She's a hair abuser, hair abuser.
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Speaker 1: She's a hair abuser, hair abuser. So uh, she has
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Speaker 1: a system of doing this. So the hair was orange red,
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Speaker 1: and she's like, we need to lighten it over multiple
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Speaker 1: colorings so that it will eventually look right. So for
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Speaker 1: the first session, it was seven hours of consistently applying
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Speaker 1: color over and over and over again, lighter and lighter
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Speaker 1: and lighter. So Deborah says that she gets up after
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Speaker 1: the session and it's the first time she saw her
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Speaker 1: hair because apparently Michelle explains that when she's doing a
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Speaker 1: case like this where the hair is all jacked up,
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Speaker 1: messed up, the process isn't pretty. So she doesn't let
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Speaker 1: you see yourself in a mirror until the end, because
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Speaker 1: she doesn't want you freaking out during it. Well, she
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Speaker 1: is not happy with the way that it looks.
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Speaker 2: Now.
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Speaker 1: I see pictures of it, and I think she looks
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Speaker 1: pretty good. You think it looks great. It's not my hair.
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Speaker 1: It is like, you know, there's most different colors going
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Speaker 1: on here, like it's it's a few different colors. But
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Speaker 1: I think it looks pretty neat. I think it looks
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Speaker 1: neat personally, obviously, way way better than what she had
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Speaker 1: going for her, which was like a straight line down
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Speaker 1: her hair where it just turned to orange orange. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: but she wasn't happy. But Michelle says that when Deborah left,
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Speaker 1: she said that she liked it, but that she came
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Speaker 1: in the next day she said she didn't like it,
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Speaker 1: and Deborah said, no, I told her that it doesn't
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Speaker 1: look like how I wanted it to look, and she
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Speaker 1: explained that I would have to come back tomorrow to
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Speaker 1: fix it. And Michelle says that Debora came back the
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Speaker 1: next day and she explained to her that she has
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Speaker 1: to come to the second session. It won't make it
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Speaker 1: look the way that we that you want it to look.
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Speaker 1: The reason why it looks the way that it does
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Speaker 1: is because there's a history of abuse of your hair.
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Speaker 1: You're a hair abuser. I don't know if you've heard.
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Speaker 1: You're a hair abuse and so we need to do
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Speaker 1: some stuff, and she says. Deborah says, I didn't trust
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Speaker 1: Michelle because she didn't get my hair to look presentable
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Speaker 1: after the first session. I have a job. I work
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Speaker 1: as a bank teller. I can't go I can't go
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Speaker 1: in there looking a mess. I'm a bank teller. You
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Speaker 1: gotta look professional. You can't be a bank teller with
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Speaker 1: two different colors of hair. She had multiple, did lots
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Speaker 1: of different different shades of order and put it. But
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Speaker 1: you can put her hair out for one day. She
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Speaker 1: doesn't think so. So she would like all of the
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Speaker 1: money back, six hundred and fifty dollars, and then she
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Speaker 1: would like another ninety dollars so she could go get
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Speaker 1: it colored somewhere else.
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Speaker 2: No, not a time.
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Speaker 3: She told her to come to a second session. She
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Speaker 3: didn't do it. That's pretty straightforward, right like that. It
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Speaker 3: didn't take a law degree to figure this one out.
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Speaker 3: The hairdresser said it would take two sessions. You went
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Speaker 3: to one. Jokes on you Taste the rainbow. What do
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Speaker 3: you got jokes on? You taste the rainbows?
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Speaker 1: Exactly right, she says, Million explains that you didn't come
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Speaker 1: back for the second session. Can't say that they did
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Speaker 1: anything wrong if you don't let them finished the proscribed
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Speaker 1: process to if after two sessions you still didn't like it,
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Speaker 1: then maybe you'd have a case. But you didn't even
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Speaker 1: come back for the second session. So for that reason,
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Speaker 1: no money for you. Taste the rainbow. Taste the rainbow.
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Speaker 1: Taste the rainbow.
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Speaker 2: That's the key. You get what you get.
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Speaker 1: That's exactly right, man.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a real barn burner, Brian. It was
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Speaker 3: thank you very much. It was good stuff.
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Speaker 1: The title was great, the thumbnail was great. First minute
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Speaker 1: wasn't intriguing, but then it got boring real quick.
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Speaker 2: Well, when you gallole you gavel comes down in your
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Speaker 2: favorite of good Dina golf course.
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Speaker 3: All right, you ready, Yeah, Diana Rhodes, this is in
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Speaker 3: the intro, This is in the the first sentence out
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Speaker 3: of the narrator's mouth. Is this Diana Rhodes ad mitts
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Speaker 3: she's a cougar. Fantastic, right, So we know we're in
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Speaker 3: for a good case. Immediately I'd say Diana Rhodes is
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Speaker 3: suing Ruben Rocha for three thousand dollars for money.
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Speaker 2: She owes him for a car, he owes her for
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Speaker 2: a car.
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Speaker 3: He is countersuing Diana for two thousand dollars in harassment
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Speaker 3: for harassment. Now, I typically don't do the thing where
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Speaker 3: I describe what people look like in their demographic It
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Speaker 3: is very important for the sake.
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Speaker 2: Of you picturing what goes on in this courtroom. It's wild.
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Speaker 3: They're Canadian, yes, and I didn't want to say it
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Speaker 3: out loud with their Canadian heartsy uh. Diana Rhodes is
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Speaker 3: a probably five foot two like older. She's borderline senior citizen,
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Speaker 3: white woman, okay, glasses, white hair.
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Speaker 1: I know one of them.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, she yes, she very much looks like
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Speaker 2: like our.
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Speaker 1: Mom's everyone's she's everyone's mom or nana.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 1: That's white.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
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Speaker 3: It's a bit, it's a it's you know, she's basically
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Speaker 3: in her her sixties and.
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Speaker 2: Just you know, cardigan sweater whole bit.
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Speaker 1: Maybe a scoch of racism. But who doesn't, well rubin,
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Speaker 1: oh is that going to play in here?
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Speaker 2: No?
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Speaker 3: Well, she does like Latin guys. Ruben, it looks like
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Speaker 3: if Kyle Mooney I know him. It was about three
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Speaker 3: shades darker, put his hair in a ponytail, gained forty
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Speaker 3: pounds and got a little, a little barely etched in goateee.
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Speaker 1: Fantastic. I love this guy.
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Speaker 3: He's wearing all black, got a ponytail. Apparently he is Latin.
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Speaker 3: He's white passing, but he is Latin. Last night I
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Speaker 3: saw white passing life.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's a lot of us have.
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Speaker 3: So Diana starts in. She says, Judge, Judge matthis first things. First,
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Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of yours. I watch you every day.
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Speaker 1: Fantastic.
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Speaker 2: He says, that's why she that's why she picked her
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Speaker 2: of his show. Probably, She says.
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Speaker 3: Second thing, I'm a cougar and I love younger men love.
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Speaker 2: And this point matthis Mathis.
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Speaker 3: Has so many bits in this in this episode, like
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Speaker 3: I can't even do them all justice.
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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna try it. But he's like, all right.
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Speaker 3: Nothing wrong with that, okay, And he says, well, the
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Speaker 3: defendants a younger man, and she goes, yes, he is.
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Speaker 3: He says, were you all involved with each other? And
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Speaker 3: she says, yes, we were. Ruben immediately says, your own
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Speaker 3: and that's a lie. Oh wow, that's a want anything
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Speaker 3: to do with her. Diana says, no, it is not
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Speaker 3: who would not want all of this? She love her,
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Speaker 3: love her. She is one of a kind, one of
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Speaker 3: a kind who would not want all of this. Judge
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Speaker 3: matthis grimaces. It is a full shocked is like I've
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Speaker 3: never seen anything quite like. That's good, Ruben says, First
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Speaker 3: of all, she's living in a fantasy land.
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Speaker 2: She's into young Latin guys.
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Speaker 3: As soon as she met me, she was talking poppy this,
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Speaker 3: poppy that, and matthis. Hears poppy this, poppy that and goes,
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Speaker 3: hold on, you're Latin, and he goes yeah, and he goes,
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Speaker 3: you're all so younger. And at this point the audience claps.
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Speaker 3: Ruben like shakes his head and like hangs it in shame.
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Speaker 3: He says, look, I work at a restaurant. I'm a server.
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Speaker 3: She was in the restaurant. She was reading a novel
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Speaker 3: and I'm very into reading. This is a real follow
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Speaker 3: up pool Boy situation. I'm really into reading. So we
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Speaker 3: talked about reading a bit. Judge Mathis is trying not
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Speaker 3: to laugh. His face is priceless. He's trying to be serious.
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Speaker 3: It's really really hard. Diana's like, that's not what happened.
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Speaker 3: We flirted. We flirted a lot. You know it, I
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Speaker 3: know it, we both know it. Ruben's like, we did
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Speaker 3: not flirt. I'm just very friendly. I'm friendly. We were
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Speaker 3: talking about reading. I'm the server and Mathison then pops
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Speaker 3: in immediately, so you served her up?
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Speaker 1: Bye, he's I mean, he's got jokes.
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Speaker 3: Ruben's like, look, when she left, she left her phone
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Speaker 3: number on the ticket. She was really friendly, and I figured,
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Speaker 3: you know what, you can never have too many friends,
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Speaker 3: you can. You can never have too many friends, you know,
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Speaker 3: And so I took her phone.
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Speaker 1: And not everybody likes books, not everybody likes to read,
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Speaker 1: that's true.
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Speaker 3: So I took her phone number, and I mean, and
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Speaker 3: he stopped at her. I mean, He's like, but I
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Speaker 3: never had sex with her. And then Matthews says, so
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Speaker 3: you called her, and he goes, yeah, yeah, we were friends.
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Speaker 2: That's it.
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Speaker 1: He goes, how long were you friends? He says, seven
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Speaker 1: or eight months.
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Speaker 3: We would hang out, we'd go get lunch a few times,
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Speaker 3: we hung out at the park, shoots pool together. Nothing serious,
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Speaker 3: just a really good friendship.
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Speaker 1: So you're telling me that this woman who starts a
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Speaker 1: conversation with I, like younger men, never made a move
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Speaker 1: on this fellow in eight months, so you're ready for this.
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Speaker 2: Mathis goes, how old are you?
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Speaker 3: So we find out both of their ages. Reuben is
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Speaker 3: thirty five, she's sixty two.
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Speaker 1: Okay, that's not bad.
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Speaker 3: Twenty seven years so Mathis goes, all right, almost twice
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Speaker 3: his age. Woman comes to your employment, drops her number, says,
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Speaker 3: give me a call sometime. Matheston does a full bit
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Speaker 3: where he's acting out both parts. Sure, it's not worthy
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Speaker 3: of me to do it's that good.
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Speaker 2: I can't. I couldn't possible.
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Speaker 3: You're not worthy, Yeah, Diana says, can I tell you
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Speaker 3: what he said? He called me, he said, can we
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Speaker 3: meet at the park the next day? And then we
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Speaker 3: met at the park. And the night after we met
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Speaker 3: at the park, I called him back and I said,
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Speaker 3: how about you come over to my house? And he
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Speaker 3: said yes, And we had a relationship since then, friends
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Speaker 3: with benefits. We've never been out to lunch, we've never
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Speaker 3: been to shoot pool, We've never done any of that
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Speaker 3: other stuff he said, aside from go to the park.
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Speaker 3: Once we've just been in my house. That is it
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Speaker 3: all right?
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Speaker 1: All right?
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Speaker 3: And Mathis goes, ma'am, no disrespect to you, but what
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Speaker 3: you're defding in modern terms is a booty call. You
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Speaker 3: were his booty call. She says, yes, I was, and
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Speaker 3: I'm proud of it.
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Speaker 1: It was good, greats, greats Ruben.
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Speaker 2: Ruben says, you'r honor. She's lying.
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Speaker 3: The only reason we're here is because I rejected her
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Speaker 3: sexual advances, wanted to just hang out, and she began
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Speaker 3: to harass me.
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Speaker 2: Diana said, matthis is like, well, let's get to this contract.
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Speaker 3: Let's get to what the deal is here, Like, let's
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Speaker 3: get to the money, because we'll talk about harassment in
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Speaker 3: a second. But you know, these are two very different
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Speaker 3: stories we're getting, and they are They're two very different stories.
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Speaker 1: Diana says. A month into our relationship, he started talking.
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Speaker 3: About how he needed to write to work and he
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Speaker 3: needed money and his car wentn't working and blah blah
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Speaker 3: blah and he just needed money. Matthis is like a
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Speaker 3: month then, and he looks at him and goes a
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Speaker 3: true Jigglow would have gotten that money up front, He says,
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Speaker 3: come on, man, quit playing with the game. Oh gosh,
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Speaker 3: come on, So she says, I loaned him the money
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Speaker 3: three thousand dollars and and he said, and then she says,
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Speaker 3: and he signed a promissory note.
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Speaker 1: Mathis goes, what kind of jigglow is this.
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Speaker 3: She has?
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Speaker 1: So she loaned the money and made him sign a
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Speaker 1: promissory note that he would pay it back. She's just
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Speaker 1: better than we deserve.
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Speaker 3: She's got his signature and got copies of the checks
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Speaker 3: in court.
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Speaker 1: Wow, just give her the money. I don't even need
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Speaker 1: to hear the rest of the case.
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Speaker 3: Go on, Oh, this is great. You're you're just so
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Speaker 3: excited that you're that's where you are now. Reuben says, look,
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Speaker 3: my car broke down. I didn't ask her for any
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Speaker 3: money she offered. I did take a loan, but there's
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Speaker 3: a payment plan on that promise right now. You need
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Speaker 3: to look at it. So one hundred dollars a month.
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Speaker 3: I've been paying one hundred dollars a month, started in June,
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Speaker 3: paid it all the way through December. She kept being
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Speaker 3: friendly during that whole time, and asked me to do
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Speaker 3: some yard work. And he goes, oh, she wanted you
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Speaker 3: to work the rest off. Huh. Classic matthis once again.
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Speaker 3: Diana said, he never did any yard work for me.
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I know that's what kind of case
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Speaker 3: we got.
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Speaker 2: Like that.
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Speaker 3: I don't like that, Ruben says, I continue making payments
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Speaker 3: through December of that year. At this point, Matthis goes, man,
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Speaker 3: you gotta let this man go and not worry about
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Speaker 3: his money. He does not know the game. He does
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Speaker 3: not know the game, and she said. Diana says, she's
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Speaker 3: sixty two year old white woman, looks like she walked
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Speaker 3: out of a library job.
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Speaker 2: And she goes, it's not my fault. He doesn't know
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Speaker 2: the game.
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Speaker 1: That's right. Tam boom boom boom. Not your fault.
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Speaker 3: Ruben says, your honor, I didn't have any relationship with
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Speaker 3: her at all.
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Speaker 2: That is not true.
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Speaker 3: Diana says, your Honor, I have text message.
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Speaker 1: I'm sure she does.
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Speaker 3: Umm. These this messages say that he's gonna pay me
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Speaker 3: back and give me kisses in the morning. Mathis goes,
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Speaker 3: kisses in the morning. What and he asks to see
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Speaker 3: the text messages. As the bailiff is handing Mathis the
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Speaker 3: text messages, Ruben says, your Honor, that is fake evidence.
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Speaker 3: It is falsified information. She typed it all up herself
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Speaker 3: and made it look like I texted.
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Speaker 2: Her that informa. Wow, so we get these.
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Speaker 1: This is like some catfish stuff.
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Speaker 3: Mathis reads the first one and it is very sexy.
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Speaker 3: He says, very sexy with a bunch of ours. Matthis
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Speaker 3: then reads that Diana says, I woke up with your
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Speaker 3: name on my lips. It is at this point Matthis
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Speaker 3: covers his mouth in shock and all. And then the
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Speaker 3: next line by Ruben is oo ah, yummy, and then
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Speaker 3: he reads, well, in that case, come on over and
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Speaker 3: make my eyes roll back, and you can work on
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Speaker 3: the money when you find something good.
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Speaker 1: He reads all this out in the courtroom.
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Speaker 3: In the courtroom, probably should put a disclaimer at the
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Speaker 3: front of this episode. Ruben's like, why are you lying
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Speaker 3: like this, your honor? This is a lie. It's falsified.
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Speaker 3: I didn't do any such thing. I didn't say any
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Speaker 3: such thing. Diana's like, no, these are real text messages.
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Speaker 3: Ruben's like, your honor, she reads romance novels all day long.
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Speaker 3: She's lying and Mathis goes, you both read remember just
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Speaker 3: like that.
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Speaker 2: So Rubin says, Mathews goes, this is all.
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Speaker 3: You have and she she Diana says, this is all
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Speaker 3: I need to show you, unless he's gonna countersuit me.
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Speaker 1: That's all.
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Speaker 3: She says, wow, And Matthews is like, what's this countersuit about.
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Speaker 3: So then Ruben says, I made a nine hundred and
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Speaker 3: thirty dollars worth of the three thousand dollars of payment.
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Speaker 3: First of all, I made that those payments, and I
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Speaker 3: was having financial difficulties.
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Speaker 1: She invited to her house. We were drinking some at
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Speaker 1: her house.
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Speaker 2: She came on to me. I think she got the
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Speaker 2: wrong idea. I left.
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Speaker 3: After that happened, she started coming to my job every
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Speaker 3: day asking for me to serve the table she was
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Speaker 3: sitting at every day. I got in a lot of trouble.
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Speaker 3: Matthew says, as you get fired. She says no. But
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Speaker 3: they stopped scheduling me five days a week and scheduled
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Speaker 3: me one day a week instead of.
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Speaker 2: Five days a week. They asked Diana about this.
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Speaker 3: Diana says, I did not harass him, but I did
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Speaker 3: go to his work every day. I did ask for
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Speaker 3: him as a server because he's sexy, he's cute, he's.
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Speaker 2: A good server.
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Speaker 3: I'd read my book and he'd serve me that's not harassment.
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Speaker 3: We had a relationship. He even texted me last night
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Speaker 3: before this court case, Hi, baby, how are you? And
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Speaker 3: then there's a few more pictures of text about the shower,
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Speaker 3: like if she just got out of the shower. It
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Speaker 3: gets more graphic and he's like, your honor, she is lying.
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Speaker 3: I have never written any of these text messages.
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Speaker 1: This is an intriguing defense.
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Speaker 2: You ready for the bomb to drop.
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Speaker 1: Oh boy, here we go. Let's go.
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Speaker 3: Matthis is like, okay, okay, so you did lose your
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Speaker 3: job over this.
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Speaker 2: Do you have anything to say to this?
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Speaker 1: And Diana goes, I have a naked picture of him
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Speaker 1: on my bed.
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Speaker 3: Great, matthis looks at Ruben and goes, how would she
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Speaker 3: have this? If you're if she's lying about all of this,
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Speaker 3: how would you she have this picture? He's like, He goes,
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Speaker 3: he's smiling. He goes, I don't know photoshop. So matthis says,
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Speaker 3: bring me the picture, bailiff, cover up the body. I
21:42
Speaker 3: just want to see the head of the picture. I
21:43
Speaker 3: don't want to see anything else. And sure enough we
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Speaker 3: see a picture of his hands back, his head, clearly
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Speaker 3: relaxing in the nude on her bed. She has brought
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Speaker 3: the picture to court, has the receipts.
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Speaker 1: I love that she wasn't going to use it. She
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Speaker 1: wasn't gonna use.
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Speaker 2: She wasn't gonna do it unless she had to. She listen.
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Speaker 3: It is the best thing in the world. I mean,
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Speaker 3: you can guess what's gonna happen here. I'm sure you
22:13
Speaker 3: got do you do? You want to go ahead and
22:14
Speaker 3: guess because he does rule at this point, But there's
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Speaker 3: more to this case after that.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like he's been lying because clearly
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Speaker 1: there was a relationship there. I think he's gonna make up,
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Speaker 1: make him pay the rest of the money.
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Speaker 2: He's a rainbow, He's gonna yeah, he's he has.
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Speaker 3: To pay all of it. His countersuit is dismissed. And
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Speaker 3: then Matthews says, y'all need to just uh go in
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Speaker 3: and kiss and make up. Laughs, you know, makes a
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Speaker 3: couple more jokes.
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Speaker 2: And that's it.
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Speaker 3: And then the interviews afterwards, Uh he he sticks with
22:46
Speaker 3: the we never had sex.
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Speaker 1: I mean, my guy's got to show his face in public,
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Speaker 1: like his his his his buddies are gonna be watching
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Speaker 1: a little shaggy.
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Speaker 2: It wasn't me, It wasn't mean with the naked picture.
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Speaker 3: It wasn't me and he he said, we never did
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Speaker 3: any anything, and she says we did.
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Speaker 2: It was wonderful and I hope we do it again.
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Speaker 2: That's the end and all timer.
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Speaker 1: What a legend.
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Speaker 2: All timer.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Diana, Diana legend, Diana from the suburbs, I mean
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Speaker 3: Diana Cougar and she likes she loves it.
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Speaker 2: That's right. That's how you gabble right there.
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Speaker 1: Well, he likes the thing. The thing that we like
23:23
Speaker 1: haven't considered is that he likes to read too.
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Speaker 3: That's right, he likes to read. Look if look, if
23:28
Speaker 3: I see look, I'm married. If I see a woman reading,
23:31
Speaker 3: I have to talk books with her like that's just
23:33
Speaker 3: because you don't find any people that read, right, like
23:35
Speaker 3: you know, it's just your when you're reading a book,
23:37
Speaker 3: you're begging to be like talked to and harassed. Like
23:40
Speaker 3: I think I've said that for years. You know, it's
23:43
Speaker 3: just a common So few people like to read out there.
23:46
Speaker 3: So you only do that in the public if you
23:48
Speaker 3: if you really want attention once you start reading, like
23:51
Speaker 3: you're asking for it to ask if that's that's what
23:52
Speaker 3: I know what you're doing.
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Speaker 1: You know what you're doing all right, Well we did
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Speaker 1: it everybody. Congratulations.
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