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- 0:01Speaker 1: The Big Show with Night and Day by five Barista,
- 0:03Speaker 1: make coffees and give the sixth free, no catch, just
- 0:07Speaker 1: use their coffee cards.
- 0:10Speaker 2: Welcome this big show.
- 0:13Speaker 3: Really indeed, Jason Hitz make not and cheesy not get
- 0:18Speaker 3: a your mad Bastard's great to have your company this
- 0:20Speaker 3: Thursday afternoon, the twenty ninth of August twenty twenty four,
- 0:23Speaker 3: and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
- 0:26Speaker 3: brought to you by Night.
- 0:32Speaker 4: Day Moggi Stallion, you were telling us in the podcast
- 0:37Speaker 4: outrad to day you took it easy on yourself a bit.
- 0:40Speaker 5: Today you had a slightly gentler day. Boy.
- 0:44Speaker 4: I've got to say it looks like it's reaping benefits.
- 0:47Speaker 4: You are fair glowing mate. You got your tidy whiteye
- 0:50Speaker 4: on and you've just been ed to eating your desiccated
- 0:54Speaker 4: chicken and rice.
- 0:56Speaker 5: How you going your mad bass, You're going pretty grassy.
- 0:58Speaker 6: You're mad dog. You're six out of a beat full
- 1:01Speaker 6: of energy now man full of beams after going easy
- 1:04Speaker 6: on Mowgi day today. Yeah, it was a luxurious little
- 1:07Speaker 6: day ahead for myself there. Keys. You would have loved it, brother, really,
- 1:11Speaker 6: you would have loved it. Man.
- 1:12Speaker 4: Well, it's actually really interesting because I'm glad that you
- 1:14Speaker 4: brought Keysy up because Keysy had a really big day yesterday.
- 1:18Speaker 4: He was with the fellas from the Breakfast Show driving
- 1:20Speaker 4: around the Caramandel, then he had to do the Big Show,
- 1:23Speaker 4: then he had to go and do a gig after that.
- 1:25Speaker 5: And he came in today and I was like, Keezy,
- 1:27Speaker 5: here you're going.
- 1:28Speaker 4: He's like, oh, Jace, I'm feeling a bit knack and
- 1:30Speaker 4: made it so I think it's a go.
- 1:32Speaker 2: Easy on.
- 1:36Speaker 4: Mate, whatever you need, we're here for We are here
- 1:40Speaker 4: for you.
- 1:40Speaker 7: Jasey floated that perhaps it should be a go easy
- 1:43Speaker 7: on Keyzy day and I said, no, it is definitely not.
- 1:47Speaker 7: I'm firing on all cylinders. Baby.
- 1:49Speaker 5: Look, I know you're I know that you're firing.
- 1:52Speaker 4: It's just that you had a big day yesterday and
- 1:53Speaker 4: you were looking a bit tired.
- 1:55Speaker 6: You know you're busy boy.
- 1:56Speaker 5: You're a busy boy.
- 1:57Speaker 7: Yeah, I was a busy boy. I was a really
- 1:59Speaker 7: busy boy. He's been a busy boy me and sure,
- 2:04Speaker 7: at eleven pm last night, I was sitting on my
- 2:06Speaker 7: couch eating KFC.
- 2:08Speaker 5: And then at least it wasn't in new bed like
- 2:10Speaker 5: you normally do.
- 2:11Speaker 7: No, I've learned my lesson on that. My wife doesn't
- 2:13Speaker 7: allow that anymore, which is a damn shame because there's
- 2:15Speaker 7: nothing better than eating.
- 2:16Speaker 5: It in bed.
- 2:16Speaker 6: I'll be out the door, mate.
- 2:17Speaker 7: It's amazing. Yeah, but nah, we've been tuck it out fellers.
- 2:20Speaker 7: But I'll tell you what the next three hours.
- 2:21Speaker 6: You know, you all go big show today. Yeah, for
- 2:24Speaker 6: the Big Show, Huge Show.
- 2:25Speaker 5: It is going to be a really big show.
- 2:27Speaker 4: And seend some support to Keizy on three four eight
- 2:29Speaker 4: three actually getting through it.
- 2:30Speaker 7: If you really want to send me some support, text
- 2:32Speaker 7: the word support to two zero six and that's a
- 2:35Speaker 7: three dollars donation to Ain's a definital day to help
- 2:38Speaker 7: the Cancer Society.
- 2:39Speaker 4: Yes, we're going to get into that next and the
- 2:40Speaker 4: Big Pole actually, but in the meantime, have a bit
- 2:43Speaker 4: of music, shall we ever clear?
- 2:45Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 2:46Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
- 2:50Speaker 1: and Keezy.
- 2:51Speaker 4: Oh He's indeed the killers there on the radio Honarchy
- 2:54Speaker 4: Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, eleven minutes past four o'clock.
- 2:57Speaker 4: Now we don't do this every day anymore, but we
- 3:00Speaker 4: are doing it today. It's the Big Show, Big Pole,
- 3:04Speaker 4: Big Pole, And what we're doing today, New Zealand is
- 3:14Speaker 4: handing you, the audience, an immense responsibility.
- 3:19Speaker 5: That's Fellers, Yeah, man, certainly is.
- 3:22Speaker 7: We have teamed up with A and Z and the
- 3:24Speaker 7: Cancer Society for Defital Day. It is tomorrow, the thirtieth
- 3:28Speaker 7: of August. We're trying to raise one hundred thousand dollars
- 3:30Speaker 7: for the Cancer Society. We're getting closer and if we
- 3:34Speaker 7: managed to reach that one hundred thousand dollars mark, one
- 3:37Speaker 7: of us will have to jump off the Auckland Harbor
- 3:39Speaker 7: Bridge wearing a daffitil costume. The only thing is we
- 3:42Speaker 7: need to figure out who's going to be the one jumping.
- 3:44Speaker 6: We've already talked about that.
- 3:46Speaker 7: Yeah, what do.
- 3:47Speaker 6: You mean all sort of.
- 3:48Speaker 7: No, No, we've got to go.
- 3:50Speaker 5: We're doing it.
- 3:50Speaker 7: We're doing a big pot. I see begs not well,
- 3:53Speaker 7: no that's not how we No, no, no, we've got
- 3:55Speaker 7: to do a big pole.
- 3:55Speaker 5: We have to do a big part. Let the people decide.
- 3:58Speaker 6: I don't know, man, it feels like begs not as
- 3:59Speaker 6: the way to go old bags not Oh.
- 4:01Speaker 4: Yes, uh oh, now we've got to let the people
- 4:08Speaker 4: decide this man, Come on, Fellers, right.
- 4:11Speaker 7: Big polese so We're gonna put it up on our
- 4:12Speaker 7: Hoduky Big Show Instagram story. Right now, who do you
- 4:15Speaker 7: think should be the one jumping? If we managed to
- 4:17Speaker 7: get to one hundred thousand dollars, If you'd like to
- 4:18Speaker 7: help us get there, text the words support to two
- 4:22Speaker 7: zero six. That is an instant three dollar donation, I
- 4:26Speaker 7: mean out of ten for you fellas. How keen are
- 4:29Speaker 7: you to jump off the whole ten?
- 4:30Speaker 5: Man? I I'm a teen. Yeah really, I'm three massive man.
- 4:35Speaker 5: I love that sort of stuff back on the day.
- 4:38Speaker 4: People won't know this about me, but I was quite
- 4:40Speaker 4: the adventure, you know, mountain climbing, rock climbing and all
- 4:43Speaker 4: that sort of stuff without ropes and all that sort
- 4:46Speaker 4: of camen. Some people are a bit scary pants about heights.
- 4:49Speaker 4: You're a free ball, all right, Yeah, totally not even
- 4:51Speaker 4: isn't that free climbing? Hoidy J I love my heights,
- 4:55Speaker 4: sky diving, you name it, I'm into it. You know,
- 4:59Speaker 4: those things were sort of like wing suits.
- 5:02Speaker 5: I used to do that.
- 5:03Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 5:03Speaker 4: I used to free jump off mountaintops into the into
- 5:06Speaker 4: rivers and stuff.
- 5:08Speaker 5: Base jump. Yeah.
- 5:09Speaker 7: It's just weird that you don't know the terminology free
- 5:11Speaker 7: of the stuff. I don't have names for it.
- 5:13Speaker 5: Back in the day, they didn't. It was just jumping
- 5:15Speaker 5: off or rock man.
- 5:17Speaker 7: Right, But then why are we doing the poland I
- 5:21Speaker 7: tell you.
- 5:21Speaker 5: What, I'm an adrenaline junkie. You are.
- 5:24Speaker 4: You're a freak for it, man, Yes, thank you.
- 5:27Speaker 6: You're a mess of freak. And but the thing about it, Liz,
- 5:31Speaker 6: I don't think it would be fear for Jase to
- 5:34Speaker 6: just hog all the good stuff. It should it should
- 5:37Speaker 6: be up to the people. I think. I think that's
- 5:39Speaker 6: fear the only way way to do it.
- 5:41Speaker 7: But I think so, man, if you're a teen in
- 5:43Speaker 7: terms of excitement, Jason, so are you, Mike? Then why
- 5:45Speaker 7: don't want you two just do it? Because I'm a three?
- 5:47Speaker 7: I don't want that's more interesting though, I think as well?
- 5:49Speaker 7: What I well, yeah, like if we're both keen airs
- 5:53Speaker 7: and people don't want us to do it, right, well,
- 5:55Speaker 7: if you're a three, yeah, but I mean yeah, I
- 5:57Speaker 7: mean people have heard you say that now, so I mean,
- 5:59Speaker 7: we don't do anything about how things go vote wise.
- 6:01Speaker 7: But if it did so happen that you have now
- 6:04Speaker 7: just chucked yourself under the bust, and you know that's
- 6:07Speaker 7: of your own making keysing, and I'm I feel.
- 6:10Speaker 4: Very strongly about this, Keysy. I'm really keen on you
- 6:12Speaker 4: conquering your demons.
- 6:14Speaker 6: And I think you need to get a you know,
- 6:15Speaker 6: you're a young man. You guys are lining it up
- 6:19Speaker 6: so that I am doing. Look, we'd love to do it, man,
- 6:22Speaker 6: we'd love to do it. It's a sacrifice on our part.
- 6:24Speaker 4: If the people choose me, so be it. But nothing's
- 6:28Speaker 4: gained there. No, you know what I mean, Because I've
- 6:30Speaker 4: done that. I'm into that stuff. Whereas if you did it, Keysy, guys,
- 6:35Speaker 4: it would be like something for you to overcome you
- 6:40Speaker 4: you're scared of heights.
- 6:42Speaker 7: I don't want to overcome anything.
- 6:45Speaker 5: So are there going to be a great opportunity for you?
- 6:47Speaker 6: Would have been an opportunity. It would be a great
- 6:50Speaker 6: Imagine how proud your wife would be. She'd look at
- 6:53Speaker 6: you in a whole new light.
- 6:54Speaker 5: Totally.
- 6:55Speaker 7: I'm supposed to mean. Well, I just well, Look, the
- 6:58Speaker 7: people can decide vote on the Hudarky Big Show's Instagram
- 7:01Speaker 7: story right now. You can also tix through on three
- 7:04Speaker 7: four eight three which one of us you'd like to nominate?
- 7:06Speaker 6: And some backbone some talk packs tell you backbones do
- 7:12Speaker 6: some talkbacks through the Heart Radio app and send us
- 7:14Speaker 6: a message there.
- 7:16Speaker 5: It's exciting tomorrow yeah, then tomorrow.
- 7:19Speaker 7: Yeah, it's going to be crazy when you two are
- 7:22Speaker 7: doing it.
- 7:23Speaker 4: While we come both do it. Keezy, it has to
- 7:25Speaker 4: be one of us one other team.
- 7:26Speaker 6: Well, we could go all three bumper to bumper. There
- 7:30Speaker 6: is that, No, there's not.
- 7:32Speaker 7: Tick support two zero six for an instant three dollars donation.
- 7:35Speaker 5: Is a bit of Bruce Filu.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
- 7:41Speaker 6: You know, whenever I hear that song, I think of Kezy.
- 7:44Speaker 6: Eh weird same here every single time he just gets
- 7:48Speaker 6: down baby.
- 7:49Speaker 7: Yeah, I love it?
- 7:50Speaker 5: You do you really love it?
- 7:51Speaker 7: I wish that song was on our playlist five times
- 7:54Speaker 7: a day. Yeah, yeah, good stuff.
- 7:57Speaker 4: Now listen there. Make sure you go and vote on
- 7:59Speaker 4: the Big Pole. By the way you decide New Zealand
- 8:01Speaker 4: who gets to jump off the Harbor Bridge from the
- 8:03Speaker 4: Big Show tomorrow for definitely day and Kezy a little
- 8:08Speaker 4: bit worried about winning, but I think it'll be really
- 8:10Speaker 4: good for him and a good personal growth.
- 8:12Speaker 6: It's stuck up on us, this isn't it? It has
- 8:14Speaker 6: it seemed like it was never going to happen. But
- 8:16Speaker 6: here we are keasy, one hundred percent going to get
- 8:18Speaker 6: the popular.
- 8:19Speaker 7: Don't don't sway. This is like when we have the
- 8:22Speaker 7: Throbber and you sway things and then that's the only
- 8:24Speaker 7: reason you're winning. If that was the only reason right here,
- 8:29Speaker 7: as many asterisks, as as old tech support to two
- 8:35Speaker 7: zero sex if you'd like to make a three dollars donation.
- 8:38Speaker 7: Fellers last night had a little stand up gig. Yeah, man,
- 8:41Speaker 7: you hear about it.
- 8:42Speaker 5: How did you go there?
- 8:44Speaker 7: Well, it was a bit guarded actually because Moggi had
- 8:46Speaker 7: booked to come and then he was a bit under
- 8:49Speaker 7: the weather and there was a free seat and then
- 8:51Speaker 7: Jason offered it up to you and you were just
- 8:53Speaker 7: like nah.
- 8:54Speaker 6: Not because you were tired or anything, no waything, just
- 8:57Speaker 6: just no.
- 8:58Speaker 5: Just no, ye yeah, yes, like you said.
- 9:00Speaker 4: I mean you didn't really want me to come anyway,
- 9:03Speaker 4: because you said, you've already seen all my material and
- 9:05Speaker 4: you see it a second time, you won't laugh or
- 9:08Speaker 4: anything like that, So don't bother.
- 9:10Speaker 7: No, I wanted you to come, right, But the whole
- 9:14Speaker 7: rest of the Hducky team with it, which is really great.
- 9:16Speaker 6: That's good. That's good.
- 9:19Speaker 5: So you got some laughs?
- 9:20Speaker 7: Oh I think so.
- 9:21Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 9:21Speaker 5: I had to tell sure.
- 9:23Speaker 7: You know, when when you're up there and you sort
- 9:24Speaker 7: of all you can hear in your ears and your
- 9:25Speaker 7: own heart, your blood pounder, you know what I mean,
- 9:29Speaker 7: goes kind of dark. There was actually quite a bizarre
- 9:32Speaker 7: hicler right as soon as the MC was Rehye Matheson,
- 9:38Speaker 7: who was very very funny, like within thirty seconds of
- 9:41Speaker 7: him getting up on stage and say, Koday, everyone you
- 9:43Speaker 7: know hadn't even pointed with a fire exit was yet,
- 9:45Speaker 7: and she had already started hicckling, can you give me
- 9:48Speaker 7: one of the lines what are we dealing with?
- 9:49Speaker 5: Keys?
- 9:49Speaker 7: Just not even just replying to his rhetorical questions really
- 9:54Speaker 7: loudly and then making it about herself.
- 9:57Speaker 6: It was.
- 9:57Speaker 7: It was quite funny. Pugstar was actually getting rely wound
- 9:59Speaker 7: up by it hearing about it. Yeah, And it was
- 10:02Speaker 7: a very like and even these experienced comments, like even
- 10:04Speaker 7: Josh Thompson got up on stage and was instantly taken
- 10:07Speaker 7: aback and was like, this is the weirdest heckling I've
- 10:08Speaker 7: ever had in my life. And then she kept moving
- 10:11Speaker 7: around the bar as well, so that every time she was,
- 10:14Speaker 7: it was from a different place. I don't think she
- 10:18Speaker 7: was steamed pugs. Yeah, he was keeping an eye on her.
- 10:21Speaker 4: Well, it was really interesting because you said you because
- 10:24Speaker 4: you were sitting with Pugs and before you went on
- 10:25Speaker 4: there and you're getting a bit distracted by all the
- 10:27Speaker 4: ladies coming over to the table and talking to old
- 10:30Speaker 4: pugs Son.
- 10:31Speaker 5: Well, I was just trying to like you were just
- 10:32Speaker 5: trying to Yeah.
- 10:34Speaker 4: Yeah, but she was just getting pounded by ladies wanting
- 10:37Speaker 4: to take photos and see where what he was up to.
- 10:40Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, did you get hickeled? Bo I did get
- 10:43Speaker 7: hickeled by her? Okay, I pulled out the old because
- 10:45Speaker 7: she was Scottish and so I pulled out the race
- 10:52Speaker 7: fit in well with the rest of my sit you know,
- 10:53Speaker 7: it wouldn't have looked out of place. Sure, at one
- 10:56Speaker 7: point I just freaked out and did a Scottish accent.
- 10:58Speaker 7: I can't he deal with this?
- 11:02Speaker 5: Was there you comeback?
- 11:04Speaker 7: At one stage?
- 11:05Speaker 5: It was that would have been a good laugh though,
- 11:07Speaker 5: that Yeah, it was.
- 11:07Speaker 7: It was actually really good And because the good thing
- 11:09Speaker 7: about a hicckler is you can literally shut them down
- 11:11Speaker 7: if you can with the most half ass comment that
- 11:14Speaker 7: you've used a million times and the whole crowd loves it.
- 11:16Speaker 7: Doesn't matter what you say, they all applaud and so
- 11:19Speaker 7: instantly you the the villain and you're a hero. Yeah,
- 11:21Speaker 7: which is quite interesting. So I really enjoyed actually having
- 11:24Speaker 7: a hitler and isn't it yeah, which was.
- 11:26Speaker 5: Very development in your career.
- 11:28Speaker 7: There one thing I did notice though, and I was
- 11:30Speaker 7: talking to the guy's pugs and a couple of other
- 11:32Speaker 7: guys from the office, but he talked to you. Yeah,
- 11:35Speaker 7: he made some time for me, was my set, right.
- 11:39Speaker 7: It was like ten minutes long and about maybe like
- 11:41Speaker 7: every two sentences that you try to put a joke
- 11:43Speaker 7: in every two or maybe even three, you sit up
- 11:45Speaker 7: a joke and you sit up another joke. Josh Thompson
- 11:47Speaker 7: did twenty minutes at the end, and it was like
- 11:49Speaker 7: a guy working a speed bag boxing bag, right, not
- 11:52Speaker 7: a bag of speed. And the amount of jokes he
- 11:56Speaker 7: was rattling off one after the other was just like,
- 11:58Speaker 7: holy cow, that is you know, that's the level right there, right.
- 12:02Speaker 7: He was amazing.
- 12:03Speaker 5: He's a very funny man. Josh.
- 12:05Speaker 7: I was just like blown away by it. It was
- 12:07Speaker 7: crazy and it's okay, you need a bit more work
- 12:10Speaker 7: to get to that level.
- 12:10Speaker 6: You know, everybody is the same, Keys, Yeah, you know
- 12:14Speaker 6: who you are? Yeah, same comedians are funny and others.
- 12:16Speaker 6: You know.
- 12:17Speaker 4: I remember reading reading just for the you know, Richard
- 12:22Speaker 4: Pryor's autobiography. Yeah, and for so long he tried to
- 12:25Speaker 4: be Bill Cosby because he was the big stand up
- 12:28Speaker 4: at the time, and should I try to be back?
- 12:30Speaker 4: And he tried to copy him, and then he just went, no,
- 12:34Speaker 4: I've got to be Richard Pryor.
- 12:36Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right, you know what I mean?
- 12:38Speaker 7: So should I try and be him or no?
- 12:40Speaker 5: No, just be yourself.
- 12:41Speaker 6: Key, I don't know if this is what's wrong with that?
- 12:46Speaker 5: Just be you Keysy man. If it dies, it dies.
- 12:50Speaker 7: That is one that is not what I'm saying.
- 12:53Speaker 1: Let's move on the whole acky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
- 12:57Speaker 1: Mike Minogue and Kesy.
- 12:59Speaker 4: Is indeed radio Head there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
- 13:02Speaker 4: Show this Thursday afternoon.
- 13:04Speaker 5: The time is four forty eight.
- 13:06Speaker 7: Don't forget to text the word to support to two
- 13:09Speaker 7: zero six right now to make an instant three dollars
- 13:11Speaker 7: donation to the Cancer Society for Defital Day tomorrow. If
- 13:15Speaker 7: we raise over a one hundred thousand dollars. One of
- 13:17Speaker 7: us will be jumping off the Auckland Harbor Bridge dress
- 13:19Speaker 7: as a dafital. On the Hucky Big Show's Instagram story
- 13:22Speaker 7: right now, you can vote as to which one of
- 13:24Speaker 7: us three you'd like to see actually do the jump.
- 13:28Speaker 7: Currently that is sitting on ten percent Mogi, twenty percent, Kezy,
- 13:33Speaker 7: seventy percent, Hoidy j.
- 13:35Speaker 4: Look, fewls, I think, and I just want to put
- 13:39Speaker 4: it out there to the people. It's something that Keesy's
- 13:42Speaker 4: terrified of doing, and I think it would be such
- 13:44Speaker 4: a good thing for him to do to overcome his
- 13:46Speaker 4: fear of heights. To vote for Kezy give him a
- 13:50Speaker 4: chance to overcome a feed good.
- 13:52Speaker 6: I mean, if Jason wins at then so be it.
- 13:54Speaker 7: But yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I personally would love that.
- 13:56Speaker 7: But if you don't have Instagram, by the way, feel
- 13:58Speaker 7: free to text either Jason all Chazy two three four
- 14:02Speaker 7: eight three and that counts as the vote as well.
- 14:03Speaker 7: Pugs will be keeping track.
- 14:04Speaker 6: Of all of that.
- 14:05Speaker 7: Yes, fellas a bit of an issue today at home.
- 14:08Speaker 7: I had her of an argument with my wife. Yeah,
- 14:12Speaker 7: so this because she weeks from home a few days
- 14:14Speaker 7: a week and I really like that. I like that
- 14:17Speaker 7: she's there in the morning when I'm there, and.
- 14:20Speaker 5: It's weird that you would say that, but anyway, well you're.
- 14:23Speaker 7: Just saying that I really like it. So we both
- 14:26Speaker 7: woke up and approximately the same time, actually, which is
- 14:28Speaker 7: quite nice, because I had no well it was eight actually,
- 14:32Speaker 7: because I got a late one last night, and a
- 14:34Speaker 7: bit of a tradition that we do is I'll make
- 14:36Speaker 7: her a cup of tea in bed, right, So I
- 14:40Speaker 7: got up and, you know, put my dressing down on flip.
- 14:44Speaker 7: Why is that funny?
- 14:45Speaker 6: You got a dressing gown.
- 14:47Speaker 7: Yeah, like a Willy bathroby thing.
- 14:49Speaker 6: A wally one.
- 14:50Speaker 7: So I walk into the kitchen and I flick the
- 14:52Speaker 7: kettle on right, gets boiled it away, get two cups,
- 14:55Speaker 7: you know, put the tea bags in there, make it,
- 14:58Speaker 7: take it to her and she, you know what she said,
- 15:01Speaker 7: She goes, us, is too hot? Can you put extra
- 15:03Speaker 7: milk in it? And I'm like, are you serious? Are
- 15:08Speaker 7: you serious? You're asking me to put slightly more milk
- 15:11Speaker 7: into a cup of tea. I've been making you tea
- 15:13Speaker 7: for twelve years. Yeah, So I honestly I got it.
- 15:16Speaker 7: I just poured it all over the bed.
- 15:17Speaker 6: Did you did you?
- 15:19Speaker 5: Can?
- 15:19Speaker 6: I say straight for jumping in here, Jason, But I
- 15:22Speaker 6: think I think you did the right thing.
- 15:23Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 15:24Speaker 6: Was it the same amount of milk that you always
- 15:26Speaker 6: put in?
- 15:26Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 15:26Speaker 7: What seemed to me.
- 15:28Speaker 5: Yeah, so you boiled it. You put that, You put
- 15:30Speaker 5: the board water into.
- 15:32Speaker 7: The mark, that's right with the tea bag, left that
- 15:34Speaker 7: for about two minutes. Yeah, same as all ways.
- 15:36Speaker 6: Okay, well, then the onus is on her to wait
- 15:39Speaker 6: until it cools down.
- 15:40Speaker 7: Wait, exactly.
- 15:41Speaker 6: Extra milk then makes it too milky? Well correct, right, right,
- 15:44Speaker 6: and then she's going to complain about that.
- 15:46Speaker 4: It wasn't like a peppermint tea that you poured milk
- 15:49Speaker 4: into it.
- 15:49Speaker 7: I'm so ridiculous. It was the same tea that I
- 15:52Speaker 7: make her every single day.
- 15:54Speaker 5: Yeah right.
- 15:55Speaker 7: I go, oh, you're just in time, darling. And I
- 15:57Speaker 7: bring it in and I give it to her. She's
- 15:59Speaker 7: no enough milk, so I grab I tip it on
- 16:01Speaker 7: the bed, I throw the cup at the window and
- 16:03Speaker 7: it smashes.
- 16:03Speaker 4: It's amazing. Maybe, I mean look at it this way.
- 16:06Speaker 4: Maybe for twelve years she's been putting up with your
- 16:10Speaker 4: horrendously poorly made teas.
- 16:12Speaker 6: I've seen the way you make a coffee in here.
- 16:14Speaker 5: Yeah, and she just snapped and had had enough.
- 16:19Speaker 6: That's true. Maybe that's true.
- 16:21Speaker 7: But I'm so you know, wrapped up in just the
- 16:24Speaker 7: fact that I'm so insulted at my teamaking abilities, you know,
- 16:27Speaker 7: and now I've just got so much pride wrapped up
- 16:29Speaker 7: in this tiny thing that I flew off the handle.
- 16:31Speaker 7: I'm gonna horror of a mood today because of it.
- 16:33Speaker 6: Yeah, but if you're that worried about it, you should apologize.
- 16:37Speaker 5: Yeah, you should.
- 16:38Speaker 7: You should apologize. You know, I'm giving you a sustenance.
- 16:41Speaker 6: You should break up with it. You should. You should, man,
- 16:45Speaker 6: because this is a thing, man, even the largest waterfalls, Jase,
- 16:50Speaker 6: can I say this, Yes, start with but a single
- 16:53Speaker 6: drop and this is just the first step towards hell.
- 16:57Speaker 7: Yeah, and you're.
- 16:58Speaker 6: Gonna put up with that, man, You're going to the
- 17:01Speaker 6: one minute it's can I have more milk in my
- 17:03Speaker 6: and my tea? And the next minute what exactly what? Well,
- 17:08Speaker 6: I'll tell you what it was. I was making bloody,
- 17:10Speaker 6: I was making porridge and she comes out, she gets
- 17:12Speaker 6: a bag of raisins out, She's like, you put you
- 17:13Speaker 6: should put those in it, and then walks off and
- 17:15Speaker 6: I'm well, I'm making.
- 17:16Speaker 7: The porridge here. If you're raisins and it, you do
- 17:18Speaker 7: it yourself.
- 17:18Speaker 5: Did you do that weird thing with your eyebrows when
- 17:21Speaker 5: you were doing this?
- 17:23Speaker 7: My bulgers were stick it. I was just sorry, Fairs.
- 17:26Speaker 7: So if you wonder why I'm in a hoo of
- 17:28Speaker 7: a mood, yeah, it's because of that. Yeah, well yeah,
- 17:30Speaker 7: you totally makes sense to me.
- 17:32Speaker 2: Me.
- 17:32Speaker 7: Yeah, I knew you'd have my back on that. Make
- 17:35Speaker 7: your own, damn te.
- 17:37Speaker 1: Here's the Verve Hlarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
- 17:42Speaker 4: And Kisey the Verve there on the radio Hoedarcky Big
- 17:45Speaker 4: Show this thusday afternoon. The time is three minutes to
- 17:49Speaker 4: five o'clock coming up after five. Fan favorite bit of
- 17:54Speaker 4: improv from the Big Show. Also our first ever financial
- 17:58Speaker 4: market report and Chase the Jase.
- 18:01Speaker 5: That's right.
- 18:02Speaker 7: Also, keep an ear out because if you hear a
- 18:04Speaker 7: song here on Hodaky with some fiddle mixed into it,
- 18:06Speaker 7: and you call us straight away, oh eight hundred, haduky
- 18:08Speaker 7: and you I call a number one hundred, you get
- 18:10Speaker 7: one thousand dollars D D D nice.
- 18:13Speaker 4: Mike fiddle D dumb, little D dumb.
- 18:17Speaker 7: And that could happen at any point. Nice one, Keyzy, Thanks,
- 18:20Speaker 7: good on your mate.
- 18:21Speaker 1: Okay, The Hdiking Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kezy
- 18:25Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hdarchy.
- 18:28Speaker 4: Yeah, welcome back to your messive bank bones. I hope
- 18:30Speaker 4: you're getting through your Thursday. Okay, you're listening to the
- 18:32Speaker 4: Big Show brought to you by Night and.
- 18:40Speaker 5: You did it again?
- 18:41Speaker 6: Did it went up again?
- 18:42Speaker 5: Though? Oh? You went up and down?
- 18:43Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 18:44Speaker 5: Yeah, when you go down as opposed to going on.
- 18:48Speaker 6: I forfear it.
- 18:49Speaker 7: You just stay true, stay the course.
- 18:50Speaker 5: You're right.
- 18:51Speaker 6: You never know what you're going to get. Man.
- 18:53Speaker 7: Wow, I feel like I feel like.
- 18:55Speaker 5: That's the beauty of the Big Show.
- 18:57Speaker 6: That's it.
- 18:57Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
- 18:58Speaker 6: You don't know what you're gonna get. Yeah. I think
- 19:00Speaker 6: we're like in neapolod and ice cream, aren't. Well, there's
- 19:03Speaker 6: three va Jason's that red raspberry one. What's the other
- 19:08Speaker 6: one in it? Chocolate? Yeah, hot chocolate. That's you, Keezy.
- 19:11Speaker 7: Thanks fellas. Are you giving me the wrap it up signal?
- 19:15Speaker 6: No? Not at all? Was that?
- 19:16Speaker 2: No?
- 19:16Speaker 7: I just who you give me the wrap it up signal?
- 19:19Speaker 4: I gave you the siren signal because I felt that
- 19:22Speaker 4: that was bordering.
- 19:23Speaker 5: On you know, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, well possibly.
- 19:29Speaker 6: I think we do need to play can you play
- 19:31Speaker 6: that again? Because I don't like that Jason is saying
- 19:33Speaker 6: that chocolate is a race. Race is so much more
- 19:38Speaker 6: than just flavor, Jason, Jace.
- 19:41Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 19:45Speaker 4: Now listen, coming up the big show improv. We have
- 19:48Speaker 4: our first ever financial.
- 19:49Speaker 7: Markets also face the ja Yeah, your chance to take
- 19:55Speaker 7: on Jason on a fifty night and day great stuff.
- 19:59Speaker 5: It is audio of.
- 20:02Speaker 8: The hiking being shown podcast.
- 20:04Speaker 4: Green Day and the Radio Hodaki Bitch Show Thursday afternoon.
- 20:06Speaker 4: The time is five fourteen. But right now it's time
- 20:09Speaker 4: for quite not it sounds free lines, camera action.
- 20:15Speaker 5: Now it's time for the big SUW prov and I
- 20:20Speaker 5: believe it's you two today that are doing the improv.
- 20:23Speaker 6: Yeah. The reason why we do this is because we're
- 20:26Speaker 6: trying to give Kezy a little bit of acting training.
- 20:28Speaker 6: You're his agent, Jase. You're spent difficult getting them over
- 20:31Speaker 6: the line for a myriad of reasons, really for auditions
- 20:35Speaker 6: and getting them booked on jobs, and so we thought, well,
- 20:38Speaker 6: if we can do some workshopping with them, it'll help
- 20:41Speaker 6: them stay in character and sort of be the character,
- 20:44Speaker 6: and then hopefully you get some jobs coming and you'll
- 20:46Speaker 6: be able to get some money. Jase coming through.
- 20:48Speaker 4: That'll be good, mate, God talk about an albatross around
- 20:51Speaker 4: the neck.
- 20:52Speaker 7: Jay said, you've just destroyed my confidence going into the scene.
- 20:55Speaker 4: You sea where So the scene is Keezy stands at
- 20:59Speaker 4: the off the machine in his undies. He's saying his
- 21:04Speaker 4: stand up comedy routine out.
- 21:06Speaker 5: Loud, just do it.
- 21:09Speaker 4: Just then, his good mate and flatmate, Mikey, returns home
- 21:13Speaker 4: from the night shift. He looks tired and fatigued, and
- 21:17Speaker 4: Keezy immediately offers him a coffee.
- 21:21Speaker 6: All right, action.
- 21:23Speaker 7: Action, Oh, what's the deal? Why why did the Why
- 21:28Speaker 7: did the bloke cross the road to walk around? Note?
- 21:31Speaker 7: What why did the guy cross the road when he
- 21:35Speaker 7: saw the roadworks? He didn't want to get his ass felt?
- 21:38Speaker 7: His ash felt as felt ash felt? So why why
- 21:43Speaker 7: did the guy cross the road to avoid the roadworks?
- 21:48Speaker 7: Because he didn't want to get his ass felt? And
- 21:51Speaker 7: I'll pause there for laughter, maybe like five seconds. Maybe
- 21:57Speaker 7: you want to be I'll say ten seconds of laughter there.
- 21:59Speaker 7: So let's it's on the opening twenty knock at the
- 22:04Speaker 7: Did I just hear a knock at the door.
- 22:07Speaker 6: No, no, I'm still at work. I've had I've been
- 22:10Speaker 6: called in for overtime. I'll be about another probably about
- 22:13Speaker 6: another half and.
- 22:14Speaker 7: Now okay, thanks Mikey.
- 22:15Speaker 6: I forgot I was.
- 22:16Speaker 7: I had you on speaker half an hour.
- 22:21Speaker 6: Oh how are you quick?
- 22:24Speaker 7: Oh this is good man?
- 22:26Speaker 2: How are you?
- 22:26Speaker 7: How's work?
- 22:27Speaker 5: Oh?
- 22:27Speaker 6: Pretty baggy? Amen?
- 22:29Speaker 7: That's no good man. Do you want to coffee?
- 22:30Speaker 6: How about?
- 22:31Speaker 7: How about this? Man, I'll make you a coffee. You
- 22:33Speaker 7: can just hear some of my stand up shit.
- 22:36Speaker 5: I reckon real.
- 22:38Speaker 6: Coffee.
- 22:39Speaker 7: You'll pick you up.
- 22:40Speaker 6: Yeah, well you're made of my men. I'll help.
- 22:44Speaker 4: Key's heat starts frothing the milk, and immediately some hot
- 22:48Speaker 4: milk splashes on his burnt meat patties.
- 22:52Speaker 3: Oh ah, seriously, No, seriously, Mikey, that's really hurt.
- 23:01Speaker 6: Red man. Open with them.
- 23:06Speaker 7: A coffee. Oh yeah, I think you'd make a good
- 23:10Speaker 7: prop comic. No, I don't want to be a prop comic.
- 23:13Speaker 4: Eventually, Keysy finishes making the coffee and hands it to
- 23:16Speaker 4: his flatmate.
- 23:17Speaker 7: Ma Oh here, Mikey, was it?
- 23:20Speaker 6: Mogie?
- 23:20Speaker 7: I kept forgetting here you go?
- 23:22Speaker 5: Mate?
- 23:22Speaker 7: Oh man, sorry, my burnt meat patties because they were
- 23:24Speaker 7: already burnt and now they're like double burnt.
- 23:26Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 23:27Speaker 7: Yeah, Do you think I should do that? Because it
- 23:28Speaker 7: really hurt? What burned myself on stage for people?
- 23:34Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean I've seen your act. Did you have
- 23:37Speaker 6: you heard my opening joke? It's about roadworks? Oh yeah,
- 23:40Speaker 6: can tell me that one again.
- 23:42Speaker 7: So there's a guy and he's like walking down the
- 23:44Speaker 7: footpath and then he gets and then he gets to
- 23:47Speaker 7: like this part of the footpath is like roadworks there. Yeah, sorry,
- 23:51Speaker 7: it's still really sore, and then he crosses the road
- 23:55Speaker 7: because he didn't want to get his ass felt.
- 23:59Speaker 6: Yeah you know that? Did he get it? Who was
- 24:02Speaker 6: feeling his No?
- 24:03Speaker 7: No, no, you know because they were laying ass felt
- 24:05Speaker 7: ashe felt ashvelt. Yeah yes, and he didn't want to
- 24:08Speaker 7: get us like a play on. Honestly, man, I reckon.
- 24:13Speaker 7: Third degree burns are the way to go for you.
- 24:17Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, okay, I'll just burn myself off Stageah yeah.
- 24:20Speaker 7: Yeah, it was really good, was it?
- 24:22Speaker 6: It was really good?
- 24:23Speaker 7: Okay?
- 24:23Speaker 9: Cool, It's just me making up a bullshit stand up
- 24:33Speaker 9: set for about the first minute of that.
- 24:35Speaker 6: But it's pretty sure, isn't it. Jose You're teaching that
- 24:37Speaker 6: pre sue. You know, when you're on stage there, for example,
- 24:41Speaker 6: you forget your lines, You've got to cut. You know,
- 24:43Speaker 6: you're just you're killing for time there. You're just hoping
- 24:45Speaker 6: something's going to happen, and you know everybody's just throwing
- 24:48Speaker 6: you under the bus.
- 24:49Speaker 2: There.
- 24:49Speaker 6: It's good stuff.
- 24:50Speaker 4: Made you handle that very well, right, and then you
- 24:53Speaker 4: put your shirt back on.
- 24:54Speaker 5: Now though.
- 24:56Speaker 7: That ashfelt line though, do you like that?
- 24:58Speaker 5: Sh use that o for what?
- 25:03Speaker 7: Never mind?
- 25:04Speaker 1: Here's the Cure The Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
- 25:08Speaker 1: and Kyzy Tune in four on Radio.
- 25:11Speaker 4: Holarky Matellika there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 25:15Speaker 4: Thursday evening. The time is five twenty nine now. On
- 25:17Speaker 4: this show, we're always trying to innovate. We're always trying
- 25:20Speaker 4: to do new things, and we're aware that for a
- 25:23Speaker 4: lot of people out there, there's a lot of economic
- 25:25Speaker 4: pressure going on Moogi. People are really struggling to pay
- 25:28Speaker 4: the bills and that sort of thing. So we thought
- 25:31Speaker 4: it would be prudent and useful of us to have
- 25:36Speaker 4: some sort of financial economic sort of market chat so
- 25:40Speaker 4: people can know where to invest, what to do, what's
- 25:42Speaker 4: happening on the various sheer marks, et cetera, et cetera.
- 25:46Speaker 5: So let's get into a bit of finance chat.
- 25:49Speaker 10: Bye GDP money invest, rip the bastards off, huge fun
- 25:54Speaker 10: food staff stocks, exchange, fat corn profits, hedge fan baby
- 26:00Speaker 10: the financial report with a bit, Joe.
- 26:05Speaker 5: I'll kick us off, fellas.
- 26:07Speaker 4: Just looking at my shares He's portfolio, I'm down over
- 26:12Speaker 4: all my simple turn zero point four one percent today,
- 26:15Speaker 4: So a bit of a loss there, zero point four
- 26:17Speaker 4: one Yeah, it's.
- 26:18Speaker 7: Question why is yours printed out onto a piece of paper?
- 26:20Speaker 5: Is it on an app?
- 26:22Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 26:22Speaker 5: It is, but I like to print it out just
- 26:23Speaker 5: to have it.
- 26:24Speaker 4: I'm old school, Keysyer like a bit of hard copy.
- 26:27Speaker 6: His old school. He's got a mess of weird foreskin.
- 26:30Speaker 4: And also so it's down zero point four one percent
- 26:33Speaker 4: for the day, and the hard copy cost me thirty
- 26:37Speaker 4: five cents from the printer there, So I'm actually down
- 26:40Speaker 4: zero point four to seven percent.
- 26:43Speaker 7: How much is the money or a loss? How much
- 26:45Speaker 7: are you down? Year on end?
- 26:46Speaker 5: A year on end, I'm down about eighty seven k.
- 26:49Speaker 7: Annually puddon annually.
- 26:52Speaker 5: You know that's eighty seven k.
- 26:54Speaker 4: Yeah, Actually it's not quite annually because I've only been
- 26:57Speaker 4: doing it for four months, so down eighty seven at
- 27:00Speaker 4: this point. Bed not too bad, But that's a share market,
- 27:03Speaker 4: that's all. He goes out, he goes up, goes down.
- 27:05Speaker 4: You've got to be in it to win it totally.
- 27:07Speaker 5: Man.
- 27:07Speaker 6: Can you make a note of that, causey, yes.
- 27:10Speaker 5: What do you got for uskezy?
- 27:13Speaker 7: Bitcoin currently sitting around fifty nine point twenty five k
- 27:17Speaker 7: ub zero point four two percent today?
- 27:19Speaker 6: Yeah, I saw that.
- 27:19Speaker 7: So obviously bitcoin's quite hard to obtain. You've got ethereum next.
- 27:23Speaker 5: You might buy some of those.
- 27:24Speaker 7: Yeah, you've got Tether is third, and then to be honest,
- 27:27Speaker 7: the next one, I'd recommend it from a cupcake coin. Yeah,
- 27:31Speaker 7: that's valued at seventeen cents per coin, down from the
- 27:34Speaker 7: original value of one thousand USD so it's dropped all
- 27:37Speaker 7: the way down. So if you invest right now in
- 27:39Speaker 7: cupcake coin.
- 27:41Speaker 5: So it was one thousand dollars for a cupcake.
- 27:43Speaker 7: Coin a cupcake coin.
- 27:45Speaker 5: And then now it's seventeen cents.
- 27:46Speaker 7: Now it's seventeen cents. I think if you jump on
- 27:48Speaker 7: now and you know, buy a thousand bucks worth, a
- 27:51Speaker 7: cupcake coin is going to rise and you're gonna, yeah, you'll.
- 27:53Speaker 4: Be Preppyfully people do that because I invested when it
- 27:56Speaker 4: was one thousand dollars for a cupcake coin, so I
- 27:58Speaker 4: took a big loss there. There'll be a flurry of
- 28:01Speaker 4: activity with all the predictives.
- 28:02Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Mike, Yeah, mate. Well I've just had a
- 28:06Speaker 6: little bit of a whisperer. As you know with investments,
- 28:08Speaker 6: jasons often who you know, sure, and once you get
- 28:10Speaker 6: into the right circles, everyone whispers to each other inside
- 28:13Speaker 6: a trade mapes rate. Okay, that's cool. And I've heard
- 28:20Speaker 6: a little word that they're going to be opening up
- 28:21Speaker 6: another deep sea refinery off off the coast of Tartanaki.
- 28:26Speaker 2: There.
- 28:26Speaker 6: We've already got some gas stuff out there. Yes, there's
- 28:29Speaker 6: a few issues obviously around conservation. There's a few pot
- 28:33Speaker 6: of dolphin out there up with the thirty six from
- 28:36Speaker 6: the sounds fit the massine, So we're going to get
- 28:38Speaker 6: out there with the jet skis get rid of them,
- 28:40Speaker 6: and then we'll be we'll be drilling down from the
- 28:42Speaker 6: sounds that they're going to go down about nineteen k
- 28:46Speaker 6: So I'll be investing in that heavily heavy return on
- 28:50Speaker 6: that one, and then also invested in property in and
- 28:52Speaker 6: around Taranaki. As well, because obviously those the people that
- 28:56Speaker 6: supply the refinery, you're going to need someone to sleep
- 28:59Speaker 6: as Well's idea that.
- 29:02Speaker 4: Well, in terms of the financial markets, next week we
- 29:05Speaker 4: will get into property above my crude because you know,
- 29:09Speaker 4: obviously that's a big market, the old property market.
- 29:12Speaker 7: Absolutely, just on that.
- 29:14Speaker 4: By the way, the gv of my house has gone
- 29:17Speaker 4: down one hundred and eighty thousand from the previous year,
- 29:21Speaker 4: so I'm pretty happy with that.
- 29:23Speaker 7: Yeah, that's good.
- 29:24Speaker 6: Actually, I'll tell you what the best thing to invest
- 29:26Speaker 6: in at the moment man is groceries, right, he buy
- 29:29Speaker 6: a thousand bucks worth of groceries and by the end
- 29:31Speaker 6: of the year the value has gone off about ten
- 29:34Speaker 6: to twenty percent. Just good collation, good call. I'll get
- 29:36Speaker 6: on that.
- 29:36Speaker 7: You know what I've been investing in lately. Leaky homes, sure,
- 29:40Speaker 7: because if you get into them now, you know, in
- 29:42Speaker 7: like ten twenty years sweat, you know, they'll definitely go up.
- 29:50Speaker 5: Well, there you go.
- 29:51Speaker 4: That's the first ever Big Show financial report. Hopefully that
- 29:55Speaker 4: was useful to people and they'll take our advice and
- 29:58Speaker 4: spend a few dollars.
- 30:00Speaker 5: Good stuff fellas good.
- 30:01Speaker 8: The Hdiking Big Show podcast.
- 30:04Speaker 4: Yeah boy, Beastie Boys on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
- 30:07Speaker 4: this Thursday afternoon, five minutes to six o'clock.
- 30:10Speaker 5: Forewers and all as well.
- 30:12Speaker 7: No sleep to Brooklyn. You know what Brooklyn has that bridge?
- 30:16Speaker 7: Yeah bridge. Yeah, Tomorrow at one thirty pm, one of
- 30:19Speaker 7: us here from the Big Show could be jumping off
- 30:22Speaker 7: the Auckland Harbor Bridge addressed as a deaf at all.
- 30:25Speaker 7: This is because we've been trying to raise funds with
- 30:27Speaker 7: A and Z's for Deafital Day, which is tomorrow. It
- 30:30Speaker 7: is If you would like to donate, take support to
- 30:32Speaker 7: two zero six right now an instant three dollar donation.
- 30:36Speaker 7: We've been running a big pole on our Hodaky Big
- 30:39Speaker 7: Show Instagram story where you can vote as to which
- 30:41Speaker 7: one of us you'd like to see jump off should
- 30:43Speaker 7: the money be raised.
- 30:44Speaker 6: This is a binding referendum, not just a big pole.
- 30:47Speaker 7: Yeah, well that is, you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah? Is
- 30:49Speaker 7: it one hundred percent? It is so you can go
- 30:52Speaker 7: vote there now if you want, but it doesn't matter
- 30:53Speaker 7: because this is officially the cutoff. The people have decided
- 30:57Speaker 7: that if we hit one hundred thousand dollars raised for
- 30:59Speaker 7: the can A Society with A Z in the staff
- 31:01Speaker 7: of all day. The member of the Big Show bunging
- 31:03Speaker 7: off Auckland, harbor Bridge at one thirty pm tomorrow is
- 31:11Speaker 7: by a landslide.
- 31:12Speaker 5: Hoidy Jam.
- 31:15Speaker 7: Good on you man, that's it's so good, JASONN.
- 31:19Speaker 4: I am stoked, thanks man, looking forward to that'll be great?
- 31:23Speaker 4: Who yeah boy, Yeah, dress me up and check me off.
- 31:27Speaker 7: I say, I can't wait. Can I see behind you
- 31:29Speaker 7: and kick you off?
- 31:30Speaker 5: No, keys, you can't do that.
- 31:32Speaker 4: I mean, I'm still a little bit disappointed that you're
- 31:34Speaker 4: not doing it, just so that you can overcome your fear.
- 31:36Speaker 4: But maybe seeing the old legend hoodie Jay jump off
- 31:40Speaker 4: there give you a bit of inspiration to maybe do
- 31:43Speaker 4: it yourself some other time.
- 31:44Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe, or maybe something to see it another five
- 31:46Speaker 7: or six times before you.
- 31:48Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I just want to show you that it'll
- 31:49Speaker 5: be okay.
- 31:50Speaker 6: Ke's here, you know, we'll get on your Surprised by
- 31:52Speaker 6: your confidence if.
- 31:55Speaker 7: Jah, Josh, what have your name is? I haven't really
- 31:59Speaker 7: seen the side of you really, No, really I haven't,
- 32:04Speaker 7: but I'm loving it.
- 32:06Speaker 6: I'm loving the confidence.
- 32:07Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks man.
- 32:08Speaker 7: And the the good thing is obviously it is for
- 32:11Speaker 7: charity Chase, it is for Deafit a day which is
- 32:14Speaker 7: happening tomorrow and you're helping raise funds.
- 32:16Speaker 5: Yeah, well let's make the point it's going to be
- 32:17Speaker 5: one hundred k.
- 32:18Speaker 7: Well it does have to be one hundred k. If
- 32:19Speaker 7: you want to make sure it gets to the New Zealand,
- 32:21Speaker 7: text the word support right now to two zero six
- 32:24Speaker 7: instant three dollars donation. Jase will see you tomorrow four
- 32:27Speaker 7: thirty pm. Will you be jumping head first off a bridge?
- 32:31Speaker 5: One?
- 32:33Speaker 7: I say one, four, I say four thirty.
- 32:35Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 32:36Speaker 6: Want to be very clear about it.
- 32:37Speaker 7: You're doing it twice?
- 32:39Speaker 5: Why not?
- 32:40Speaker 6: Man?
- 32:40Speaker 5: Why not?
- 32:41Speaker 7: One thirty pm tomorrow.
- 32:43Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keyzy.
- 32:46Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on radio Hold.
- 32:48Speaker 4: I can welcome back your massive backbones. You're listening to
- 32:51Speaker 4: the Big Show, brought to you by Night, day.
- 32:56Speaker 6: And day and day.
- 32:57Speaker 7: By the way, borist to make coffee as those four
- 32:59Speaker 7: dollars fifty fellas.
- 33:00Speaker 5: What's the special at the moment?
- 33:02Speaker 7: One, Jason? Yeah, really no, they don't do specials every day.
- 33:06Speaker 7: That it's just ridiculous.
- 33:07Speaker 5: Yeah, they do.
- 33:08Speaker 6: What do you mean, it's like the Briscoes of night
- 33:10Speaker 6: and days? Totally it is. There's always a deal.
- 33:15Speaker 7: So I've just got an email through there is a
- 33:16Speaker 7: special today special you're good.
- 33:20Speaker 5: What's that zy.
- 33:23Speaker 7: Pack of darts and a coffee?
- 33:24Speaker 6: Oh yep, grand, they're going up. They have gone up.
- 33:29Speaker 6: They really have Yeah, yeah, they really have coffee. Four
- 33:33Speaker 6: dollars fifty men fifty coffee. Man, it's a hell of
- 33:38Speaker 6: a coffee for sure.
- 33:39Speaker 5: For sure. Hey, you know, listen on.
- 33:41Speaker 7: The podcasting up one hundred grand.
- 33:43Speaker 4: On the podcast outro today we discussed so much stuff
- 33:46Speaker 4: that I can't even remember what it was.
- 33:48Speaker 5: But let's get into a bit of a clip.
- 33:49Speaker 7: Shehell, if you want, I could tell you before you
- 33:51Speaker 7: get to now.
- 33:53Speaker 5: Be a surprise.
- 33:55Speaker 7: And the first thing he said to me was, hey, man,
- 33:57Speaker 7: that joke you made about this, you should end it
- 33:59Speaker 7: like this, and did and gave me a really explicit,
- 34:02Speaker 7: raten way to end a joke that I had purposely
- 34:04Speaker 7: made quite clean, right, involving a pie of some description.
- 34:09Speaker 7: Oh sure, this is the first time literally meeting the
- 34:11Speaker 7: guy straight away, it was just like, bro, change the
- 34:13Speaker 7: thing to ah, you should.
- 34:19Speaker 5: I'm crist by the way.
- 34:20Speaker 7: Yeah good a manh.
- 34:24Speaker 4: Yeah, bit of an experience for you there, Keezy and
- 34:26Speaker 4: the old when you're doing your your comedy night last night.
- 34:30Speaker 7: Yeah, it was just I just met this guy and
- 34:33Speaker 7: the first thing he did was given be a filthy
- 34:35Speaker 7: finish to a joke before even introducing himself for anything.
- 34:38Speaker 7: We're even shaking my hand, and I was taken aback
- 34:40Speaker 7: by that. But you guys seem to think that's totally
- 34:42Speaker 7: normal and I'm being weird about it.
- 34:44Speaker 6: No, I think you'd been weird about it. But it
- 34:45Speaker 6: sounded pretty normal. He's offering you some help, stretching out
- 34:49Speaker 6: his hand in a metaphorical way. If I could say that,
- 34:52Speaker 6: Jae's maybe literal sure that.
- 34:55Speaker 7: If you were me, howud you have reacted?
- 34:58Speaker 6: Well, he wouldn't have been able to offer me any
- 35:00Speaker 6: thing that would have improved my dro.
- 35:03Speaker 5: Fair point man, totally Yeah, yeah yeah.
- 35:10Speaker 4: Oh, by the way, what's for teen us tis three
- 35:13Speaker 4: four eight three and we'll do that next in the meantime,
- 35:16Speaker 4: here's the Black Keys.
- 35:17Speaker 7: By the way, everyone that ticks through what they're having
- 35:20Speaker 7: for tea on three four eight three in the drawer
- 35:21Speaker 7: for a fifty a night and day? About you?
- 35:23Speaker 4: True that The Hiking b Show podcast Stone Temple pilots
- 35:27Speaker 4: here on the radio Hodacky Big Show Thursday, evening fourteen
- 35:31Speaker 4: minutes past six o'clock.
- 35:32Speaker 5: But right now it's time for oh.
- 35:33Speaker 7: You hey guys. Text here from Steve. What's for teas
- 35:38Speaker 7: Zealand with me?
- 35:40Speaker 5: Kick yellow wheeze. I can't be bothered.
- 35:47Speaker 4: Hey, I'm excited about my dinner tonight. My wife went
- 35:53Speaker 4: and did a cooking class.
- 35:54Speaker 6: With I feel like dinner tonight, Like dinner tonight.
- 36:00Speaker 5: Can you put a zip on it?
- 36:00Speaker 2: Please?
- 36:01Speaker 4: My wife did a cooking class with all her team
- 36:05Speaker 4: that where she works, and she's learned how to cook
- 36:08Speaker 4: a tarriarchy chicken.
- 36:10Speaker 5: So she's going to cook that tonight.
- 36:11Speaker 4: With authentical ingredients, not a teary archy sauce that you
- 36:15Speaker 4: buy on the shelf.
- 36:16Speaker 5: She's making the tariarchy sauce.
- 36:18Speaker 6: And how many ways do you think you'll be disappointed? Too?
- 36:22Speaker 6: Dry will be one of the problems.
- 36:23Speaker 5: It moist the chicken.
- 36:28Speaker 7: What do you mean the chicken? Of course, the chicken.
- 36:30Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's what I mean.
- 36:31Speaker 7: Yeah, of course, Why would you say the chick?
- 36:35Speaker 5: You are suggesting that the.
- 36:38Speaker 6: I was suggesting to the chicken to be dry, to
- 36:41Speaker 6: be warm, moist, So then you said the chicken. It's
- 36:43Speaker 6: like we'd already worked out it was.
- 36:44Speaker 5: It's just a look you gave me.
- 36:47Speaker 7: Be thighs, right, yeah.
- 36:49Speaker 5: There's thighs.
- 36:50Speaker 6: Thighs.
- 36:50Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And don't you talk to me about dried
- 36:53Speaker 4: chicken mogie, that bloody dessiccated breast you eat.
- 36:57Speaker 7: I was just gonna play this. I don't know if
- 36:58Speaker 7: it's relevant, not that.
- 36:59Speaker 5: I just.
- 37:02Speaker 7: Yeah, just in case, just in case.
- 37:05Speaker 5: One of those things that happens here, you go.
- 37:07Speaker 7: Jeez, hey, mogi, yeah, baby, baby, Yeah. What are you
- 37:12Speaker 7: having for dinner tonight?
- 37:13Speaker 6: Man? Sugar? More of the same. What have I got?
- 37:17Speaker 6: I think I've got overnight oats that I haven't eaten yet.
- 37:19Speaker 6: I ate the same thing every day, keasing my mom
- 37:21Speaker 6: my singing at the moment. I haven't eaten that yet.
- 37:23Speaker 6: So yeah, left oats.
- 37:26Speaker 7: Interesting. So he didn't save the chicken for dinner.
- 37:28Speaker 6: You know I didn't. I was hungry. It was a
- 37:30Speaker 6: bit of a mess today because I didn't go to
- 37:31Speaker 6: the gym and my whole schedule was out of whack today.
- 37:36Speaker 5: What about you love a boy?
- 37:37Speaker 7: You're hoty Ah, it's dad, It's weird. I just text
- 37:43Speaker 7: my wife and she said she feels like chops. She's
- 37:47Speaker 7: obsessed with chops and Portland, Portlands.
- 37:51Speaker 5: She's so old.
- 37:52Speaker 7: Sorry, she's just an auto corrected. It was chips. She's
- 37:55Speaker 7: getting a packet of chips. Cheese Walls doesn't say she
- 37:59Speaker 7: like cheese balls? Why is that? Just wonder You're gonna
- 38:03Speaker 7: show up with a bag of cheese balls now, I'll
- 38:05Speaker 7: be like, hello, so are you saying cheese or des
- 38:08Speaker 7: De's balls?
- 38:10Speaker 5: Hey?
- 38:11Speaker 7: Lots of people texting it on three four eight three?
- 38:13Speaker 7: What theyre having for dinner?
- 38:15Speaker 8: Good?
- 38:16Speaker 7: Ay fellas probably just gonna have a bag of marshmallows.
- 38:19Speaker 6: A boys, am I right?
- 38:21Speaker 5: Come on man?
- 38:22Speaker 7: That just hey fellas, Just a little side note, pink
- 38:25Speaker 7: ones are white ones.
- 38:27Speaker 5: We're not doing No.
- 38:30Speaker 6: I don't like marshallows roasted.
- 38:33Speaker 5: They both taste the same. Let's be honest.
- 38:35Speaker 7: What about an ambrosia? Yeah, well, good eight fellas triv here.
- 38:40Speaker 6: Oh my god, Triva Gilminster from the Brisbane Broncos mad Dog.
- 38:44Speaker 7: That's the one I'm out in dairy flat. A hearty
- 38:48Speaker 7: stout beef stew with spuds.
- 38:51Speaker 6: That's nice beef stew.
- 38:54Speaker 5: Yeah, that is that is good.
- 38:56Speaker 4: My wife's making another meal for tomorrow when we go
- 38:58Speaker 4: to the batch. It's making steak and getting me homemade pie.
- 39:01Speaker 7: It'll be moist the pie, I mean easy.
- 39:07Speaker 6: Can you see on the alarm? Man, Let's get out
- 39:09Speaker 6: of here.
- 39:10Speaker 5: I'm so glad she has on here?
- 39:12Speaker 7: What about it was one more texting. It's a really
- 39:14Speaker 7: good one. Okay, gooday, guys Rob here? Yeah, Rob pizza,
- 39:19Speaker 7: Rob pizza. No, no, he's he's having Rob text and
- 39:24Speaker 7: he's having pizza.
- 39:25Speaker 5: Oh what kind Hawaiian? Oh yeah, sorry.
- 39:29Speaker 6: That's right.
- 39:30Speaker 7: You can't say that. We need to get out of here.
- 39:33Speaker 7: This is the scene that's getting out.
- 39:34Speaker 1: Of the Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
- 39:40Speaker 1: and ks GMT.
- 39:41Speaker 4: There on the radio Darky Big Show this Thursday night.
- 39:45Speaker 4: Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
- 39:54Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 40:12Speaker 7: Oh cool?
- 40:13Speaker 6: Where do you go watch?
- 40:15Speaker 10: Well?
- 40:15Speaker 4: I was talking, I started talking about it yesterday, but
- 40:19Speaker 4: then Keysy just cut me off.
- 40:20Speaker 7: Actually, that's not I watched another episode of Madam on
- 40:23Speaker 7: TV three, so really really enjoying it and I'm excited
- 40:28Speaker 7: for it to wrap up now and see if they're
- 40:30Speaker 7: doing another season.
- 40:30Speaker 5: I'm excited for it to wrap up as well.
- 40:34Speaker 7: Don't just stick the burd into New Zealand comedy TV
- 40:36Speaker 7: shows Jase.
- 40:38Speaker 4: Out Back Opal Hunters is what I watched, and I
- 40:41Speaker 4: love it because every story Opal is fascinating.
- 40:45Speaker 5: When they find it, it's fantastic because it's like a.
- 40:47Speaker 6: Rock, right.
- 40:48Speaker 5: Yes.
- 40:49Speaker 4: What is funny about it is every story because they
- 40:52Speaker 4: have different people doing it, is the same whereby they're
- 40:56Speaker 4: all losing money, they're all going out of business. They're
- 40:59Speaker 4: all going, we need to find Opal soon or you know,
- 41:02Speaker 4: we're spending more than's coming in at the moment, and
- 41:05Speaker 4: it's the same story for everyone, and no one seems
- 41:07Speaker 4: to make any money. I also watch out Back Gold
- 41:10Speaker 4: Hunters the same thing because where they are all hunting
- 41:14Speaker 4: for gold, it's like, bloody Nora, we better find gold
- 41:17Speaker 4: soon because at the moment we're spending more than's coming in.
- 41:20Speaker 7: You know that that's completely fabricated, right Keezy, Like no
- 41:25Speaker 7: one would watch it if they were just finding Opal.
- 41:27Speaker 7: So they have to have something they always find.
- 41:30Speaker 5: The thing is they're never making any money on.
- 41:32Speaker 2: It, you know what I mean?
- 41:33Speaker 6: They say that big example. For example, another show that
- 41:37Speaker 6: would compare to that would be American Chopper. They started
- 41:39Speaker 6: it American Chopper, which is, ah, we've got to build
- 41:42Speaker 6: this bike. We've only got five minutes to do it.
- 41:44Speaker 6: We're running out of time.
- 41:46Speaker 7: Oh God, have a big argument with Sad, have a
- 41:49Speaker 7: big argument.
- 41:49Speaker 6: With dead and then we just get it done in
- 41:51Speaker 6: the nick of time. It's a few weeks as long
- 41:53Speaker 6: as it takes. And you create your drama, don't you.
- 41:56Speaker 5: There was one story.
- 41:57Speaker 4: That I have to mention you with the gold with
- 41:59Speaker 4: one of the gold hunters. He was an English guy
- 42:01Speaker 4: that came over to Australia. Right he met an Australian lady.
- 42:04Speaker 4: They got married. They had been hot. Ah, they're reasonably hot. Yeah,
- 42:10Speaker 4: they got married in the desert there, you know, in
- 42:12Speaker 4: the outback where they were looking for the gold. Within
- 42:14Speaker 4: four months their marriage was over because he kept piling
- 42:18Speaker 4: any money that he got back into his you know,
- 42:21Speaker 4: his production. I suppose you'd call it. And he lost
- 42:24Speaker 4: all of their money, and she said, I'm out of here.
- 42:26Speaker 4: You're done, We're finished it mastered four months.
- 42:29Speaker 6: It's the kind of support of a good woman that
- 42:31Speaker 6: you want right where any partner, you know, as soon
- 42:33Speaker 6: as you go. But you put everything into what you
- 42:35Speaker 6: work out.
- 42:35Speaker 4: And she couldn't pay the rent, she couldn't do all
- 42:39Speaker 4: these things, and he kept taking the money out.
- 42:41Speaker 6: Of the account that you felt that she should get
- 42:44Speaker 6: a job.
- 42:46Speaker 5: Was I was?
- 42:49Speaker 7: It tuned tully six and two.
- 42:53Speaker 5: It's all right?
- 42:53Speaker 7: Why is this song called this?
- 42:55Speaker 6: Why is this song called this?
- 42:57Speaker 7: I have no idea What does forty six and two meant?
- 43:00Speaker 7: Jace forty six per two.
- 43:04Speaker 5: It's a carpentry team. Oh yeah, the.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Hodarky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
- 43:11Speaker 4: Kisey crowded house there on the Radio hod Achi Big Show.
- 43:15Speaker 4: As reported earlier in the show, Howdy j Won the
- 43:18Speaker 4: Big Polar looks like I'm the one jumping off the
- 43:20Speaker 4: Harbor Bridge tomorrow and support of daffit all day trying
- 43:24Speaker 4: to raise one hundred thousand dollars with a cancer society.
- 43:28Speaker 5: Oh that's right.
- 43:29Speaker 7: Text the word support right now to two zero six
- 43:33Speaker 7: and an instant three dollars donation will be made to
- 43:35Speaker 7: the Cancer Society for Deafital Day. If we don't had
- 43:37Speaker 7: one hundred thousand dollars by one thirty pm tomorrow, though,
- 43:40Speaker 7: you won't be jumping off the bridge just as a
- 43:42Speaker 7: dafitib true. The other thing I'm also worried about is
- 43:45Speaker 7: we went through the medical form you have to tech
- 43:46Speaker 7: before doing a jump, and you taxed ten out of fourteen.
- 43:50Speaker 4: So yeah, we were just they ain't really pay attentioneer
- 43:55Speaker 4: that stuff.
- 43:55Speaker 5: Keasy to be honest, Yes, yeah, you know what I mean.
- 43:58Speaker 5: Sign sign sign Yeah.
- 44:00Speaker 6: I mean the thing about Jason's You know, you can
- 44:02Speaker 6: look at all the you know, the medical conditions. You
- 44:05Speaker 6: can speak to the health professionals and they'll tell you
- 44:07Speaker 6: one thing. But when you look at Jason, when he's
- 44:09Speaker 6: standing in front of you as an absolute specimen.
- 44:12Speaker 7: I think, yeah, they'll see you in person, they'll like, yeah,
- 44:14Speaker 7: you're good to go.
- 44:16Speaker 5: Absolutely.
- 44:17Speaker 7: So obviously we had voting on the Ducky Big Shows
- 44:19Speaker 7: Instagram story. We also got people to text in on
- 44:21Speaker 7: three four eight three and sent and talkbacks. Here's the
- 44:24Speaker 7: general sort of vibe of what people were sending in.
- 44:27Speaker 4: I feel like, Keezy is that one cousin that you
- 44:30Speaker 4: have that's just really annoying that you kind of just want.
- 44:33Speaker 3: To kick off a bridge. So I think Kezy should
- 44:36Speaker 3: be the one going to bud you.
- 44:37Speaker 6: Jump, right.
- 44:38Speaker 7: So this bloke here that was Caleb who thinks that
- 44:41Speaker 7: Keezy should do the jump. Got another one here, This
- 44:44Speaker 7: is from Ray Jason Hoyt all the way it's from
- 44:48Speaker 7: Ray all the way from Brisbane.
- 44:51Speaker 5: Thanks Ray, good on your race.
- 44:53Speaker 7: So he's voting for Jason hoyt as am I you've
- 44:56Speaker 7: got Elton here?
- 44:57Speaker 8: Oh my god, you mad bastard Elton from Dunedin here
- 45:02Speaker 8: and I reckon we get three out of ten keys
- 45:05Speaker 8: up there and let's see him in his deafer Dilly dilly.
- 45:09Speaker 7: So I'm gonna be honest. That was pretty split between
- 45:12Speaker 7: myself and Jason. Yeah, how do you feel about not
- 45:15Speaker 7: really getting anyone wanting you to jump off?
- 45:17Speaker 6: My um? Yeah, I look at that makes sense, doesn't it.
- 45:21Speaker 6: They just know that on a backbone that it won't
- 45:23Speaker 6: bother me. They want to see somebody terrified or potentially die.
- 45:27Speaker 6: So that's your Jason.
- 45:31Speaker 7: One hundred percent. If you want to make it happen
- 45:33Speaker 7: New Zealand, you have to take some word support to
- 45:35Speaker 7: zero six right now. An instant three dollar donation to
- 45:39Speaker 7: the Cancer Society for Daffitil Day. Things to hold a
- 45:41Speaker 7: Ken also a in z Jacon jumping off Tomorrow one
- 45:44Speaker 7: thirty pm.
- 45:45Speaker 6: Regrets Man Lock.
- 45:46Speaker 8: And Low Lucky Big Show Podcast.
- 45:58Speaker 5: Well there you go.
- 45:58Speaker 4: Your man Bar says that your big show down and
- 46:01Speaker 4: dusted this Thursday night. Make sure you tune in tomorrow.
- 46:04Speaker 4: It's going to be a big day, Daffodil day of course,
- 46:06Speaker 4: Hoody J jumping off the bridge.
- 46:08Speaker 5: What are your plans tonight there, Mogi, Um.
- 46:11Speaker 6: I'll go home, I'll go to bed and then i'll
- 46:14Speaker 6: wake up tomorrow.
- 46:17Speaker 7: Ah that sounds cool.
- 46:18Speaker 6: Yeah coffee, I've been doing that for a few years now.
- 46:21Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 46:22Speaker 4: Yeah, nice nice keezy. What are you up to you tonight?
- 46:26Speaker 5: Mate?
- 46:26Speaker 7: Well, I'll be sleeping soundly in my bed knowing that
- 46:28Speaker 7: tomorrow will wake up and watch Hoidy J plummet to
- 46:31Speaker 7: his I mean bungee off the Auckland Harbor Bridge. Yeah,
- 46:35Speaker 7: in the name of the Cancer Society. So that's good
- 46:37Speaker 7: for daffit all day. Don't forget to take support to
- 46:39Speaker 7: two zero six for a three dollars donation. Although I
- 46:42Speaker 7: am very concerned about the fact that you did take
- 46:45Speaker 7: off ten out of fourteen possible health declarations on the
- 46:49Speaker 7: old checklist there when we were signing you in, and
- 46:51Speaker 7: I know that if you don't end up doing it,
- 46:53Speaker 7: I'm going to.
- 46:53Speaker 6: Have to do it. See.
- 46:54Speaker 4: The issue is they're all a jet too, No I know.
- 46:57Speaker 4: I mean, well, here as I said, we'll just slip
- 47:00Speaker 4: it in the pole.
- 47:01Speaker 2: You want to do it?
- 47:02Speaker 5: Yeah, totally?
- 47:03Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, man, it'll be exhilarating you you've
- 47:05Speaker 4: bunged up before, right, were many times I was one
- 47:08Speaker 4: of the sort of pioneers of it.
- 47:10Speaker 6: I thought there was a J.
- 47:10Speaker 7: Hackett.
- 47:11Speaker 4: Yeah, but I was working with AJ at the time.
- 47:13Speaker 4: I was the first one to ever jump off a
- 47:15Speaker 4: bridge like that. Yeah, so yeah, it'll be good. Nostal chic.
- 47:19Speaker 11: Wasn't it like sixty years ago? Seventy it was about
- 47:23Speaker 11: wasn't it four or five? Yeah, that's right. Hey, listen,
- 47:28Speaker 11: thanks for taking the time to listen to the show.
- 47:30Speaker 11: Make sure you tune into.
- 47:32Speaker 5: The Big Show.
- 47:33Speaker 7: We're called the Big Show.
- 47:34Speaker 4: Make sure you listen to our podcast also our Instagram
- 47:38Speaker 4: account check that out as well.
- 47:39Speaker 5: Till tomorrow, See you later.
- 47:40Speaker 2: By