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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 24 - This Time Actually With DAVE PORTNOY · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: Everybody? Welcome back to s of a Boy Dad Podcast.
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  Speaker 6: Today is Monday, October eighteenth. It is two to nine pm.
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  Speaker 6: A little early, little early early record. Today. We have
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  Speaker 6: a special guest today, Dave Portnoy. It's up, guys, How's
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  Speaker 6: it going good.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on?
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  Speaker 6: Not too much?
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  Speaker 1: Great to have you in here, great to be here.
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  Speaker 1: We're excited. I think we're nervous though why We just
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  Speaker 1: don't know how it's We don't know how it's going
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  Speaker 1: to go. And also you've never talked to Sass before.
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  Speaker 7: Very very little, very little. He stuck the dildo on
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  Speaker 7: the window. That's the extent of the conversation. We there
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  Speaker 7: was a giant dildo on the window in the office,
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  Speaker 7: and we had like people, you know, because this is
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  Speaker 7: an office, and I think Erica was showing like clients
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  Speaker 7: around and there was just a huge dildo on the window.
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  Speaker 7: So I was not happy about that. I was like,
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  Speaker 7: who put the dildo on the window? And it was
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  Speaker 7: little sasas it was me. I don't know that you
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  Speaker 7: admitted it right off the now.
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  Speaker 6: They were asking everyone who did it, and then eventually
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  Speaker 6: it came around to me and I said, I did it.
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  Speaker 1: You're just hiding at your desk. Yeah, okay, that's out
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  Speaker 1: of character for you.
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  Speaker 6: It was when it was one of my like first months,
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  Speaker 6: very early.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and have you carried that it's kind of your
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  Speaker 1: opinion of him, like a dill.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, not at all.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, it didn't shock me. I guess that it
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  Speaker 7: was him, but no, I mean I haven't. We haven't
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  Speaker 7: talked much, so no, I haven't carried that around.
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  Speaker 1: So you have like what is your opinion of Little Sass,
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  Speaker 1: Like what uh what do you what do you see
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  Speaker 1: of him?
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  Speaker 6: What do you know of him?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I know he's popular. Oh and he you like,
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  Speaker 7: for a minute, we're on BFF. Like when we started,
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  Speaker 7: we didn't really know like what we're doing in terms
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  Speaker 7: of that show, and I knew nothing about TikTok at all,
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  Speaker 7: and Little Sass is described to me as like the
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  Speaker 7: TikTok guys. It's like, all right, help out on this show.
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  Speaker 7: We had him Tommy in there, landed on Brianna eventually.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I know he's popular, tough though, tough
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  Speaker 1: to get cycled through and miss out on a rocket
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  Speaker 1: ship like that.
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  Speaker 7: You also, it was like Tommy was in it and
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  Speaker 7: he wouldn't be quiet. He was talking too much. Tommy
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  Speaker 7: Tommy was and Tommy's not really TikTok guy either, so
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  Speaker 7: it just didn't work. But yeah, no, so that I
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  Speaker 7: mean it's probably for the best. I know, Little Sas
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  Speaker 7: has those little vignettes that I don't like totally always
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  Speaker 7: understand people say doesn't miss, but most of the stuff
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  Speaker 7: he does is go viral, So I'm aware.
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  Speaker 6: At that level.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're aware of the numbies.
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  Speaker 7: Numbies. Yeah, and you thought you invented numbers. Yeah I did,
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  Speaker 7: but you didn't because Rome told me he did. The
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  Speaker 7: back research was Dax Shephard.
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  Speaker 1: Dax was the first one, first big name to do it,
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  Speaker 1: and then.
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  Speaker 6: Ax Swet did it in like twenty eleven, got it,
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  Speaker 6: and then I was the first at barstool to tweet it.
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  Speaker 6: But uh yeah, I'd never.
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  Speaker 7: Heard it till it was the comments of because when
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  Speaker 7: I do tiktoks with Savannah, they always do numbies, like
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  Speaker 7: big numbies.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, it's fun to say, right, And so I.
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  Speaker 7: Started saying because people were busting my balls for being
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  Speaker 7: like whipped, a loser whatever whenever I do anything, but
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  Speaker 7: the facts are for whatever reason, I think I'm kind
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  Speaker 7: of shadow band a little on my own TikTok as
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  Speaker 7: well as all social media.
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  Speaker 6: But when she asked me to do TikTok.
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  Speaker 7: It's guaranteed millions, really guaranteed clockwork.
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  Speaker 6: She just has the eyes have a ton of followers either.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think people just want to see, like what's
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  Speaker 1: going on in your relationship?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know really how TikTok works, like what happens
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  Speaker 7: that gets it into whatever cycle, algorithm, whatever it is.
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  Speaker 7: But because she has I think now close to like
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  Speaker 7: a little over like one hundred thousand followers on TikTok
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  Speaker 7: to have one hundred thousand followers consistently millions when it's
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  Speaker 7: the two of us and I always when we're out,
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  Speaker 7: people will come up there.
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  Speaker 6: It'll be like, oh, I like your TikTok. So I
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  Speaker 6: don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's the numbies though, Don't something.
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  Speaker 6: Happen that is guaranteed numbies?
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  Speaker 1: What do you think that? What do you think of
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  Speaker 1: TikTok as like a platform? Like do you spend time
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  Speaker 1: on TikTok? Do you get sucked into it?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 7: I'm never on TikTok? Have you ever like scrolled occasionally?
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  Speaker 6: But not much?
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  Speaker 7: Like I've actually started paying a little more attention because
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  Speaker 7: of as crazy as it sounds, but Sylvanna is like
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  Speaker 7: finding clips that are viral in nature, I guess, and
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  Speaker 7: that's what she's using for her and I so that's
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  Speaker 7: definitely like an advantage to go viral. I think, so
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  Speaker 7: I have as like, huh, she's doing something that I wasn't,
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  Speaker 7: so I've paid a little, but no, it really.
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  Speaker 1: Like we just put something up and you don't get
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  Speaker 1: sucked into it because like sas like is good at
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  Speaker 1: TikTok undeniably but also doesn't like TikTok and like says, I.
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  Speaker 7: Don't use TikTok at all, And I guess TikTok it
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  Speaker 7: means different things different people, because there are very like
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  Speaker 7: funny things on there, just like anything else, and then
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  Speaker 7: you have like what the world I'm in, you know,
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  Speaker 7: like the Josh Richards and the old Sway and kind
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  Speaker 7: of that can have a negative war, I guess positive connortation.
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  Speaker 7: I just think it's a lot bigger than probably people
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  Speaker 7: give it credit for, because I do think there's very
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  Speaker 7: funny people on there, yeah, not just like wiggled diggers
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  Speaker 7: and shit, and the algorithm.
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  Speaker 1: Is so powerful that it's like this, it's like almost
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  Speaker 1: a credit to you that you don't get sucked in
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  Speaker 1: because like it will just start pumping shit that you
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  Speaker 1: love and you just can't stop.
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  Speaker 7: Like either I haven't gone I don't follow a lot
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  Speaker 7: of people. I don't use it a lot. So yeah, no,
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  Speaker 7: I haven't really been sucked into going through. I don't
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  Speaker 7: do that with any social media really, not even like Twitter.
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  Speaker 7: No Twitter, I'll go.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Twitter is what I'll use the most to communicate with,
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  Speaker 7: like people who like me, and I feel like that's
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  Speaker 7: the most natural, given back and forth, I use it
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  Speaker 7: kind of stay up on the times to see you know,
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  Speaker 7: what people are saying to me or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: And what do you know about this this podcast? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What are your but you you let it happen.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and I've heard it's growing, like I know everything
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  Speaker 7: I don't A very common like trait of mine probably
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  Speaker 7: is if I think things are going well or it's
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  Speaker 7: you don't hear much from me or about me. So
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  Speaker 7: I'm told that this is growing and just kind of
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  Speaker 7: leave it alone. Yeah, well it's you guys are an
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  Speaker 7: odd mix, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, find friends, best friends for life, we travel everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to give him. I just saw like sas like,
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  Speaker 1: what is it?
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  Speaker 6: What do you guys talk about? Not really, we don't
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  Speaker 6: really have anything specifically, just talk for an hour. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: try and make it as funny as we can.
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  Speaker 1: We just were I mean I know that you're not
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  Speaker 1: like a huge preparation guy, I am not. So we
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  Speaker 1: kind of just go in here and like let it rip,
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  Speaker 1: like talk about like what we've seen this week and
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  Speaker 1: just try and like crack some jokes.
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  Speaker 6: Got it?
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  Speaker 1: But I also saw a sass have been here for
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  Speaker 1: like almost a year, and it's like he's obviously funny,
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  Speaker 1: So it's like, why not like create some structure where
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  Speaker 1: he could just like be funny once a week or whatever.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, right, and he's fine. Like again, some of the
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  Speaker 7: stuff I've seen, like yet some I totally don't get.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you care? Do you care about the direction
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  Speaker 1: of it or not care? But like do you want
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  Speaker 1: anything out of a son of a boy dad or
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  Speaker 1: like of Sash or anything like that? Like how could
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  Speaker 1: Sash become super successful at barstool?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, how old are you? Twenty? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Super young? It I mean anytime. Basically, I think a
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  Speaker 7: lot of what we do here is let people do
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  Speaker 7: whatever they want. Hopefully they grow and it it helps
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  Speaker 7: both because people know barstool as someone gets bigger and
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  Speaker 7: you know, they get bigger. Hopefully Barstool's helping leverage their platform.
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  Speaker 7: And then from the monetization side, it's always you need
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  Speaker 7: something repeat, like you need something which with like just
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  Speaker 7: blowing up singlearly on like TikTok, how do you How
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  Speaker 7: does that turn into like barceol monetization or something like that?
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  Speaker 6: Really doesn't. It's really hard.
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  Speaker 7: Most of the things that you look where it's like
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  Speaker 7: truly beneficial, whether it's like a PMT, you know, an
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  Speaker 7: old collar daddy a podcast like this works for that,
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  Speaker 7: but you need something regular that you can include ads
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  Speaker 7: in that's or merch yeah, yeah, we like Brianna is
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  Speaker 7: a fucking monster with March.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah she just crashed the market.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's off doing that tour and so it it.
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  Speaker 7: It's that combo. It's like how to grow and then
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  Speaker 7: help monetize and really it's no different.
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  Speaker 6: I've told the story a million times.
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  Speaker 7: But then at the end of the contract, it's like,
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  Speaker 7: all right, my brand's way ahead of where it was
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  Speaker 7: before we got here, and either you continue or don't.
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  Speaker 7: But most people end up continuing unless you get like
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  Speaker 7: fucking goga money.
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  Speaker 6: Like you know, call her daddy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Cooper, are you expecting us to like fill her
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  Speaker 1: shoes or do you think no, not.
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  Speaker 6: Only her shoes. Her shoes cannot be back filled. We're
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  Speaker 6: working on it. We're gonna get there event Yeah. How closer.
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  Speaker 7: You guys pay attention than numbers. Oh, I'm addicted to them.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. How many TikTok?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 6: What, TikTok's still your main platform? Noiktok's never been, It's
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  Speaker 6: always been Twitter. Really yeah, how many Twitter followers do
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  Speaker 6: you have? I have two accounts. One of them has
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  Speaker 6: like four hundred thirty thousand, and then one of them
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  Speaker 6: has one hundred forty What are the two accounts? One
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  Speaker 6: of them is just like I just post videos. They're
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  Speaker 6: both you, they're me, yeah, and then one of them
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  Speaker 6: is like an alts accounted.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't know Twitter was always your Yeah yeah, talk TikTok.
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  Speaker 6: I have like two hundred thousand followers. I don't really
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  Speaker 6: post on TikTok though.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, isn't that crazy?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: See, I thought your format was TikTok.
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  Speaker 6: Like, I've always been doing videos, but I just have
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  Speaker 6: always done them on Twitter. YouTube videos do well? Right?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah they do all right? Yeah yeah I've had
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  Speaker 6: some that did like that blew up.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's it doesn't it doesn't make sense that
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't love TikTok because it's like you're making that
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  Speaker 1: type of video.
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  Speaker 6: It does seem like that type of video. And yeah, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. I just hate TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta get over it. Yeah, really, you gotta just
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  Speaker 1: crank out the content. You don't even have to dump
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  Speaker 1: all your your energy into it.
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  Speaker 7: But when you say you hate TikTok, weren't like if
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  Speaker 7: I recall, wasn't like your early stuff before you were here,
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  Speaker 7: like kind of making fun of us. Yeah right, well,
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  Speaker 7: I mean it wasn't like my whole brand, but no, no,
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  Speaker 7: but like a lot right, so that I'm just saying
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  Speaker 7: with the TikTok, it's like even if you I was
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  Speaker 7: on TikTok for a while, but then it just became
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  Speaker 7: like a complete like time suck, and then it would
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  Speaker 7: be like I just be like getting angry at comments
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  Speaker 7: and stuff and it just wasn't worth it.
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  Speaker 6: You get angry at comments. He just reads all the
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  Speaker 6: comment not even my comments. I'd be getting angry at
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  Speaker 6: other people's comments real and other videos. Yeah that's crazy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: the comments on TikTok are really brutal, but so young yeah,
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  Speaker 6: like but they're like stupid, but.
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  Speaker 1: They also should hold that much weight to you. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like it's like it's a fourteen year.
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  Speaker 6: Old something that's like shockingly stupid and they not have
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  Speaker 6: a a pain. See.
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  Speaker 7: I think that's actually why I'm shadowy there, because I
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  Speaker 7: I they're very literal, is what I found. Like they
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  Speaker 7: don't like everything's very serious. They don't get the jokes.
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  Speaker 7: So yeah, I think I've been probably flagged for bullying
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  Speaker 7: a lot.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah that also happened, like we are Son of a
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  Speaker 6: Boy had TikTok got banned for a while, and now
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  Speaker 6: my TikTok was banned for a while too. Yeah, for
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  Speaker 6: like I don't like shit, Like I don't even know
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  Speaker 6: what I like.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little bit raunchy, but it's just stuff we're
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  Speaker 1: like talking about. You.
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  Speaker 6: I can't even Joe really on tiktoko get banned.
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  Speaker 7: That That's why I have like almost no user growth
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  Speaker 7: or spread I think on basically all social media.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, which is frustrating.
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  Speaker 1: Who helps you with those Who's like cranking those those out?
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  Speaker 1: Is it like a couple, like who's putting tiktoks up
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  Speaker 1: on your account?
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  Speaker 6: So I don't have there.
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  Speaker 7: Most of them end up in clips from BFFs, which
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  Speaker 7: don't really perform that great. Old things tend to do
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  Speaker 7: pretty well, like if you just cut up a pizza
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  Speaker 7: review and do it, but I don't. It's Austin like
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  Speaker 7: I rarely. I made one the other day that I
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  Speaker 7: thought would go. It shows you what I know it
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  Speaker 7: was because it was using like an old trend like
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  Speaker 7: people live rent free in your house, like that's something
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  Speaker 7: that's on TikTok. And I had both the Silvana's dogs
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  Speaker 7: and Silvana and I'm like, oh, this goal, this is like,
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  Speaker 7: this seems like something that will go. It didn't go
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  Speaker 7: at all, like to the point I posted it twice.
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  Speaker 7: I'm getting like shadow bands, I'm gonna post it again
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  Speaker 7: and did nothing again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking weird. You just can't. You can never
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  Speaker 1: tell what's gonna hit.
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  Speaker 6: What's gonna going You're going viral and TikTok like every day.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah I do.
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  Speaker 1: I do well on TikTok's just cranking out just whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like battle wrap clips will fucking do stupid
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  Speaker 1: numbers or like old clips from like outside of like
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  Speaker 1: the Trump.
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  Speaker 7: Rally or whatever, those generally do very well some political shiit, well,
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  Speaker 7: not even political, but like Man on the Street. I've
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  Speaker 7: noticed when i've because I used to do a lot
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  Speaker 7: of that, that those cut up will do very well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm getting back in the Man on the Street game.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it's like kind of a backbone thing
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  Speaker 1: of barstool doing.
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  Speaker 6: They always do well.
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  Speaker 7: If you find that those are like if you hit
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  Speaker 7: it right and get the right event, it's it's guaranteed numbies.
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  Speaker 1: Or just like what guaranteed we were trying to add on,
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  Speaker 1: like like numbers like burrs, Like we're trying to get
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  Speaker 1: to get something new, but we're work shopping. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you could steal it if you want. I don't want it.
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  Speaker 6: I like numbies.
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  Speaker 7: I like guaranteed numbers is great. Somebody the guy who
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  Speaker 7: makes all the signs, Zach Riddle, gave me one the
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  Speaker 7: other day.
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  Speaker 6: Guaranteed numbies.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's a great sign. But kid does ask
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  Speaker 1: it like one percent of the.
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  Speaker 7: Well you're telling it was invented before like him?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what dak shephard?
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  Speaker 6: Is that loosely? Loosely no one was saying it, but.
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  Speaker 1: You were bouncing around numbis you were also singis though
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  Speaker 1: you just had an ie on the thing that might
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  Speaker 1: singy for the summer.
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  Speaker 6: Summer singing for another.
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  Speaker 1: Calling card, another calling card of SaaS. I have a question,
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  Speaker 1: where do you see barstool being? When Sas is twenty
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: five years old? He's twenty years old? Now where where's
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Where's barstool? Wears Sas in five years?
• 14:22
  Speaker 6: Well, barstool? I never know.
• 14:23
  Speaker 7: I never answered that question, and I get asked all
• 14:26
  Speaker 7: the time from like a question like that to you know, investors,
• 14:31
  Speaker 7: to whatever it may be, and the truth of the matter,
• 14:33
  Speaker 7: I won't answer it because I didn't know TikTok was
• 14:36
  Speaker 7: gonna be around like a year ago, and before that,
• 14:38
  Speaker 7: I didn't know. Like the technology changes so fucking fast
• 14:41
  Speaker 7: that it's impossible to know where it's gonna be. I mean,
• 14:43
  Speaker 7: we were a blogging company. We're a newspaper that moved
• 14:46
  Speaker 7: to a blogging company that moved you know, social media,
• 14:49
  Speaker 7: and so who knows. I think that's one of our advantages.
• 14:52
  Speaker 7: We move quick, and I think it's a credit that
• 14:54
  Speaker 7: we've been kind of cool and edgy for almost two
• 14:56
  Speaker 7: decades because we moved fast. Where he will be? Sas, Oh,
• 15:00
  Speaker 7: I don't really know enough. I mean I saw you
• 15:03
  Speaker 7: doing like stand up.
• 15:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're doing live shows, now, how'd that go? Stand
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: Up's fun? But we gotta we did a live show.
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: We did two live shows last week.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: They were good. The live shows are really good.
• 15:14
  Speaker 6: And we're doing one in Boston in a little live show.
• 15:18
  Speaker 7: So those questions, it's not it's not me. I never know,
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: Like I mean, I think a lot of it just
• 15:23
  Speaker 7: depends on what the person wants to do. You can
• 15:25
  Speaker 7: kind of do anything here.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what do you think about like stand up
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: as a viable Like does stand up bother you like
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: as far as it being something different than barstool?
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: Do you know what I mean? No, I mean it gets.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: No.
• 15:40
  Speaker 7: From the business side, there's always it's Francis used to
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: want to do stand up and the deal we cut
• 15:47
  Speaker 7: with him when he was here.
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: It's like if you do shows like.
• 15:50
  Speaker 7: Under maybe a thousand people like knock yourself out, like
• 15:53
  Speaker 7: we're not gonna do that. But you start doing bigger
• 15:56
  Speaker 7: shows because a lot of times they are combining like
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: barstool and the talent, and it's like, whoa, we're not
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: just here promoting individual we need something for building the brand.
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: But no, to me, that's a fine.
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: I mean, I'm not a huge stand up guy, but whatever, do.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: You have any stand ups that you really like? Are
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: there any guys do the best?
• 16:13
  Speaker 6: The best?
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: You have to be the best of the best for me,
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: like Chris Rock, I think like is one of the
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: best to ever do it. But if you're not to
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: that level, I like, I've been in the comedy clubs
• 16:24
  Speaker 7: and just go and I don't find people overly funny.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: You just go. Has there ever been someone who like
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: everybody loves and you're just like, I don't see it,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: or you don't want to throw somebody's names out of
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: the bus.
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: Like I don't want a ton of it. I'm trying to.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: You ever go to stand up like shows in New York?
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but not for a while. Remember we talked about
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: trying to scout amount of time.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: For me, my thing which is like stick by it
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: was brick by brick, not stick by stick Like. I
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: don't like plan comedy like I never do. I like
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: much more like conversational like dry woody. But that doesn't
• 17:01
  Speaker 7: mean that's just my cup of tea, right, It doesn't
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: mean there's not like a market for it.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about do you see the ship with the
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: like Chappelle's uh.
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you got in trouble, right or not trouble whatever.
• 17:12
  Speaker 7: But I mean it, stand up is supposed to be
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: stand up.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: I always say that with us. I feel like when
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: a lot of.
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: The people who don't care for Barstool, it's like they
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: went to a comedy show they didn't buy a ticket for,
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: they don't know who the comedian is. Then they go
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: out in the street and they're like, you'll never believe
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: what this guy said, and they don't give no like
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: frame of reference that it was a comedy show obviously
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: in cross lines, and it's no different than I think
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: most people can tell. I think normal when you're trying
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: to be hateful, Like if you're trying to be hateful,
• 17:42
  Speaker 7: that's too far. Like if you're trying to make people
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: feel bad, that's not good.
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: If you're just.
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: Trying to like make people laugh, I don't think there
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: should be many wants Chappelle parts of it.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought it.
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've never been like a gigantic Chappelle fan either.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I just in my opinion, it's like,
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: how many times can you do the same rount about
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: like getting canceled. Yeah, and he's not getting until yeah. Yeah,
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: and he can't like I mean, he's not gonna get canceled.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's interesting. What about like sketch comedy? Are you
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: into that world at all? Do you ever see any
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: sketches that you're like, oh, that's really funny?
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there, there definitely can be. I mean I used
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: to watch SNL all the time. It's still I think
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: my favorite thing I've done New York since I've been
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: here is like seen it live because I used to
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: watch all the time. But it's like there's far more
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: cringe than there is like yeah, hitting it.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely. When when did you see it live?
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: It was the host was Julie Julia Louis Dreyfus and
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: musical guest was Nick Jonas, So it's probably like three
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: and a half years ago. Super hard to get tickets
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: for that.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've heard you have to camp out in front
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: of them. Yeah, so we were giving them.
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: I don't know if they like or don't like, because
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: I have asked for them before and never got them,
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: But it was just I used to always watch it,
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: So it's really fucking cool to see the whole way
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: they did it and how fast they So we went
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: to the early show. There's I think eight and then
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: the live. So the eight they test on the crowd.
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: They use jokes and there's an early show Saturday. Yeah,
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: so they test jokes and they see how the crowd
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: reacts to it. They are so strict with cameras everything,
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: like if you bring anything out, they basically beat you
• 19:22
  Speaker 7: with the club because they don't want to give the
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: away the show, so they test everything that works.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: It's a little different.
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: And then I actually went home and watched it when
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: it went live, and you can see where they they
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: altered it based on crowd noise.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: That reaction seems like what is the crowd just is
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: everyone just dying laughing the whole time. There's a lot
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: of laughing.
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Like they'll give you, they're giving you the benefit
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: of the doubt on a line. Yeah, like if they
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: if it may be funny, they'll they'll go.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Is there like an applause or like a laughter sign?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: I know, and like like they would just like throw
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: it but like laugh signed.
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: I can't remember, but I don't think there is like
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: you know ship that I've been watching my dad and.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: I got into this he and he was hilarious when
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: he was on a daily show.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Who's the guy on Stuart Colbert?
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: Colbert, I think it's awful.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Oh he sucks now needs Yeah yeah, it.
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: Was painfully bad, but I thought he was hilarious on
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: Daily Show.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like that character that he was playing was
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: like a better representation of what he's trying to like
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: joke about than just him being like, honest, you got
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: everything that he's trying to do.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: I think John Stewart's brilliant.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh he's incredible.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: And when the Daily Show was like awesome, it was
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: like the best, the best, brilliant.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: Stuart Oh yeah yeah we saw him live? Was it good?
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: We went to the Madison Square Garden like a nine
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: eleven memorial show and it was like basically every famous
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: comedian yea there is.
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: That was That was my plan to not to do
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: an eleven show, but I was going to do one
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: night stand up at Madison Square Guarden. I thought I
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: could sell it out. It's just gonna be an evening
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: of hate what Dave poured on. It was gonna be
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: unfiltered on everybody I hate who have kind of had
• 20:59
  Speaker 7: to bite my tongue for the last because of sponsors
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: and just of a list.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: And just go what's stopping you? Like, let's get well, we.
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: Wouldn't get Masters's Square Guard Dolan will never rent it
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: to us.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: We found that out.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: But let's go Barkleys Dave.
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: My one and only show will not be so maybe
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: back when I started Boston, but so do half that
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: and then the second half would be a roast of me.
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: Was what the thought would be with like our guys.
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that'd be incredible, would like so it'll be like
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: a retirement.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: Wait, so the booker at Madison Square Garden doesn't won't,
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: won't let you do it.
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: Jim Dolan hates us really with capital h because we
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: sold fire Jim Dolan shirts like years ago. Because the
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: Knicks guys hate him and he's held it.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: He's also a dickhead. He's like a notorious He has
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: like a band. He's like a billionaire and he just
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: has like a cover band and wears like a fedora.
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: And just he really as Barcel's gone bigger, I've run
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: in some of the similar circles, so maybe I'll meet
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: him and get past it. But he also sent the
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: letter to the New York Rangers, being like, none of
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: you guys are allowed to do shout out with us.
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: We're friends with a bunch of them, so they just
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: showed us the letter like literally this but yeah, crazy,
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: but that was my plan Mason Square Ground one night,
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: let's fucking do it. Yeah, well, I literally, but I'm
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: in this longer than I thought at the time. I
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: was getting ready for this. So I I'll burn it,
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: like it'll be pretty vicious. I want no, I want
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: nothing I have to worry about. Oh no, they'll be
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: camera but like I never have to worry about an
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: ad or anything the rest of my life.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: Are you gonna take people's phones? We had to put
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: our phone? Oh you can do it.
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: I'm fine with people knowing what I say. I just
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: don't ever want to have to then be like, oh,
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: we lost like five hundred spots, so it's gonna be like.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Everybody left, right, do you have like do you know
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: what you would say? Do you have people or play off?
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: I'm so vindictive and like you just put the list
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: and I write the list, and I know exactly why
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: I hated all these people. And there's a lot of
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: things I haven't been able to say for a long time,
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: so yeah, it would be.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: And with everybody, like you know, you wouldn't have to
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: like fresh notes on anybody like you just have. You
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: just have hate brain. You have like a dedictive streaking there.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: Yes, that's fucking So you think you could go out
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: for a time Madison Square Garden be fine. Yes, you
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: wouldn't be like nervous.
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: At all, not not in this subject matter because I'm
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: so comfortable with it.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: It's just truth.
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, just like working like new material, like will
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: they laugh? Like it's not that they may not laugh,
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: but they're like, oh yeah, I see why fucking hate
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: that person.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And when the intent isn't to laugh too, it's
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: almost like freeing. It's just like I'm just hate. I
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: don't even care if you laugh, Like I'm just I'm
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: burdening myself with these feelings that I have for these
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: fucking people. Correct, when when you went to SNL, was
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: there any sense of you? And Tico's definitely next door
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: right now you smell that weed through the through the walls.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: But when you went to SNL, like if I watch
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: sixty minutes, like part of my brain is always like Okay,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: how could I like do something like this or like
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: parody the way that they shoot this or talk about it,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: or like use what I'm watching for like a concussion
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: protocol or a video that I'm doing or something like that.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: When you watch SNL, was there like a a competition
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: part of your brain where you're like, oh, they're doing something,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: like how is this different from what we're doing? Or
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: you just kind of like they're they're So do you
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: see it as a competition rival?
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: Because No, I don't see SNL that way. They've been
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: around for so long, so I don't view it and
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: I've never that's not I don't think I'm good at
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: what they do at all. Like I'm not good at
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: scripts and acting or anything like that. It's just not
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: my bag. But no, I don't view them as a rival.
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: It's tough when they've been around for like the seventies,
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: you know, I've when I was asked like where would
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: I see barstool? Like I did want to be kind
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: of a modern SNL and which, like you know, every
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: stand up at some point probably like my dreams to
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: be on that cast. Because we get on that cast,
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: you're good. You're like you're a man, you're done. So
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: you know, I view that like we're breeding ground for
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: funny young people that we can hopefully launch careers.
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: So I see it that way. But I don't view them.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: As direct competition for like Internet or anything. No, No,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: like it's I see that as like a natural progression.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: And also like WWE, it's like there's this whole like
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: a show where everybody who's good should want to come
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: through a certain place or whatever. But there's not a
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: lot of other institutions that really have that uh that
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: same ca.
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know that there's anybody quite like us.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: There's obviously, you know, like NELK has blown up and
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: they I did see them like say we wanted a
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: funny girl, but they're really one or two people. I
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: would say, you know, they're Kyle and and Steve will
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: do it. In my mind, that's like what they are.
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: So I don't know, I don't know where somebody young
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: like And it's a very different age because you don't
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: you can do it on your own.
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: A lot of people, you know, you don't.
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: Once you get fucking gigantic on a social media platform,
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: it changes the game.
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: A little bit.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, any questions sas, No, not really. What
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: you're gonna ask when? When? When did you get hired
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: at barstool?
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: Who? What do you mean he doesn't know the back because.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah he was. He was going to ask you when
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you got hired of it over here at barstool, but
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: he got too scared to make the joke if you.
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: Were going to open with that, But.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was supposed to.
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I decided to steer clear.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why not that?
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: I think I would have saw through that. Yeah, I
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: think maybe.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: But as a clip it could have done. Numbers as all.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, like, we're.
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: Just trying this game is yeah, that's please, I'll do anything.
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: Were number is always that. That's the miss omer of
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: like the things on TikTok, like when they're like, Dave,
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: you're embarrassing, it's like you, what do you like? Did
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: you just start following barstool? I've done basically everything at
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: some point?
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Do you feel tattoos? What's bber te tattoos? Yeah?
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: That I had.
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: I got those handed on and that was on vacation
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: like a week later, with a full like Bieber every
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: tattoo he had on his body.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Do you feel embarrassed, Like, what's that? What's something that
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: like embarrasses you or have you ever like, what's something
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: that's to you where you're.
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: Like, oh, like, I don't like when people call me
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: fucking Zuckerberg. Really pizza Pizza.
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: Guy legitimately thought Zuckerberg just last week. I was like,
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: you motherfucker just beat the ship out of him. Yeah,
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: And it was weird because he's like, your your mark.
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: I'm like, no, I'm Dave and we're Knoxville, so tons
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: of people are coming out for pictures, so he thought
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: he was lying. He kept saying, He's like you must
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: be him.
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: It's like, no, uh, embarrassed.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: It's tough because he is like he is mega rich
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: and powerful but also gross and you and you you
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: put some you know, you care about how you look.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: It's like he doesn't even care about how he looks.
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: It's disgusting with that white paste on his face. Yeah.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: That surfing embarrass me.
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: No, really, I mean we've done crazy, crazy stuff. I
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: just kind of like and we don't do as much
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: of it, but whether it be man on the street
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: or whatever, like public stuff, I would just kind of
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: going on my is like just do it.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Just like just geat whether it's uncomfortable.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like you're doing it, you know why you're
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: doing it, Just do it.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: What about like when you get like arrested, Like is
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: there ever a part of because like we got arrested
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: for the storm Chaser ship and now, like I knew
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: consciously that it's like, Okay, this is good, But in
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: the back of my mind there's like a small part
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: that's like, oh wait, I'm getting like getting in trouble
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Was there any part of you
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: when you're like getting dragged out of places that's like no,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, fuck.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: It's weird that.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: So the Super Bowl, the protests at good NFL head quarters,
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: I don't know why. I didn't think we were actually
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: going to get arrested, so that it didn't cross my mind.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: And then when I got dragged out the super Bowl,
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: I didn't know that was coming that I knew it
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: was good. It was like when there comes like it,
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: they're really going to make this a scene now hilarious.
• 28:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: So, I mean obviously the fact that I went limp,
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: I knew it was coming. I said it earlier in
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: the week. I'm like, if they give me another chance
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: because I did not go limp.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: You were saying that week, Yeah I should have gone limp. Yeah,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I should have gone limp.
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: Believe I walked let them walk me out. It's like,
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: why didn't I just fall down and make a scene.
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: I'm like, if they give me that chance again, it's
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: happening and low and behold. They gave me the chance,
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: so I was ready for it.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Uh, but no, there's nothing it ass wants a job
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: for life, though, Go limp, Yeah, go with them, let
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: them get dragged out of somewhere.
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, they played in my hands. No, I'm trying
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: to think there isn't too much. I mean, I'm trying
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: to think of people maybe i've met that I've trashed,
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: and then you meet them down the road and it's like, oh, this.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Is gonna be a little bit a little uncomfortable.
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: I generally cut that. I'm like, I've trashed you. Let's
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: just get that out there. So if you don't like me,
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: that's fine. But like we all know, I said it,
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: but no, I can't really think it too much.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: So that's like a blessing. Uh, that's like a blessed
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: mindset to not be uncomfortable. About shit. I feel like
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: that just opens you up to so much more content,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Like you could just do so much more if you're
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: just like not going to be in the comments or
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: just like reading it and just like self critical of yourself.
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I'm pretty comfortable in my own skin.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: Are you in the comments? No?
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: Never, No, rarely, like I respond on Twitter, yeah, but no,
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: not not too much even. I mean the comments thing
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: has been like we used to have the actual comments
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: that I had problems with, yeah, on blogs when we're
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: way back when, and occasionally we would be in there,
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: but they became so vile and toxic. And I don't
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: mean vile talk like I don't care if they criticize,
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: but like racist, and for whatever reason with us, it's
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: like people would say, oh, look at their comments or
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: that's them. It's like, what are you talking about? Everybody
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: has this problem.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we would be like.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: The racist Olympics. People are like trying to out racist
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: each other or whatever. They're like top each other, like.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: But no, I'm not really in I mean it's always
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: negative and.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is always fucking negative, and you're even if
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: you find something positive, it's not gonna like itch that
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: scratch that. H it's not gonna be like, oh I
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: feel better because someone's like, you're the fucking y.
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: You're just looking for something mean usually Yeah. I mean
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: I've been told now for about ten years that every
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: decision I make is wrong.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: I'm we don't. It's like, whoa, something's going right here.
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: It's like we've built this huge fucking media company, so
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: like I'll trust what we're doing rather over fucking Joe
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: blow in the comment section.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Facts, trust the numbies. Yep, good ship, dude, thank you
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: for coming in, Thanks for appreciate it, appreciate you. Hell yes,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: are we just going to continue? Yeah, let's just ride
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: out all right?
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: guy's problem was trying to fuck me?
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Dude? I think he was trying to fuck you.
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: Getting that vibe the whole time. Bro, are you It's like, bro,
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: if you're gonna jump over here, just get it over.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: With trying to get me a jump. Damn. Yeah, that
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: that went good. I don't know. It wasn't like it
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: was just like asking questions. I almost feel like it
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: was like getting to know you type of conversation. Yeah,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, Rogan says, it takes over an
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: hour to get to know somebody for real.
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: So I was so last night before I went to bed,
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: I was thinking about it, and I was coming up
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: with all these funny scenarios in my head and like
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: joke ideas and stuff. But I'm like, if I tried
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: to do that, then it would have been a complete
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: disaster because.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: He'd just be like, what is that.
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Also, I don't think he was looking for us
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: to be like joking.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: No, not at all. Now, Yeah, it was. I think
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I I've learned something.
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: It went basically exactly how I thought it would go.
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: Heard some story, yes, and now thing was interesting.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. Did you tell him that you're trying
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: to get hired?
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: No?
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: I didn't.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that. I remember you not telling him
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: that you're trying to jump over to us.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: Now, yeah, they're poaching me.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Lauren's blowing up your line at all times. Stop emailing
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Lorne first time. I don't even fucking check email. Fucking
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: lorn damn uh. The boss Man, the boss Man. But
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: if you've if you came for Dave, you should you
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: should stay for the you should stay for the rest
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: of the pod.
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's gonna be a fucking Hey, it's gonna be
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: a heater of an episode.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got we got all kinds of fucking uh,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: we got all kinds of ships starting with starting.
• 33:03
  Speaker 6: With Oh, actually I had a I or what do
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: you want to start with? Because I had something funny?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Is Ruth Bader Ginsburg a fucking bitch?
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: What? Why?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, we can start with yours?
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: All right? Wait? I looked at this. Uh I saw
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: this tweet on my timeline.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm ready for his mayor m
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: a I r so no relation to John Mayer, but
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: but maybe too Bill Mayor. Yeah, Bill Mahyer, No, Bill Mayor,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Bill Mahyer.
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: I don't know, all right. I have resorted to burning
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: Pokemon cards as a punishment for when my kid doesn't
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: do basic stuff he has to do. That's the first tweet.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: The second one, it gets so much worse.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: That's already so so already you're like, damn, I've resorted
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: to child ties into that. That's it really.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: So the base When you think of the basic stuff,
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: what do you think of, like he doesn't clean his room?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or yeah, yeah it doesn't. Uh, I don't know.
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: Maybe he's cursing, he's costing, he's not doing his homework. Yeah,
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: he's a disrespect just just typical children things. Yeah, being
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: a half formed brain who's which ways up in the world.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: All Right, So here's the second one. This is the
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: this is the reply. The basic stuff is eating. He
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: comes home without having without having eaten any of his
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: lunch burnt, card burnt. He doesn't eat enough dinner. Card burnt.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: That's a bulb of soore son.
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: Bear in mind, my kid is about four to six
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: at age seven, and yet weighs less than fifty five pounds.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: He needs to put on some weight, specifically muscle.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the whole tweet.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: That can't be real.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: No, it is.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: There's no fucking way that's real.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: It is.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: First off, how many Pokemon cars does the kid have? Dude, Like,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: that's crazy because that's a deep, massive collection. Also, I
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: can't think of a better way for you to make
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: your kid hate you for the rest of your life.
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: That's what someone was saying in the reply. I was
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: reading the replies all.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Day, You reading the replies. It's just uh, yeah, it
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: doesn't that's uh. I feel like that's that's a bad
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: way to parent. I don't know exactly. I think everyone
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: thinks that they're gonna be a good parent, but uh,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: that's about as bad as it gets. What was the
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: one story about the guy, the dad who was like
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: the bean dad or something like that.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: He like, yeah, I forget what that was.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: His kid just wanted to eat like a can of
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: beans or something like that. His kid was like a
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: hobo and just like wanted to crack a fucking quick
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: can or something riding the rails and they wouldn't. He
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: like taught her a lesson in bean cans or some
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: shit like something like that.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: I forget what it is.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: It's so weird when people go to Twitter to brag about.
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: Abusing their kids. This person says, whether you'll never guess who,
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: I just beat this shit out my son, whether you
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: mean to be, whether whether you mean to or not.
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: There's an anxiety about his body. You're signaling to him obviously,
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: better to let him be underweight and skinny to do
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: the activities he wants to do. Give me a break, dude.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Also, some of that shit genetic, like, uh, you can't
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: burn the pokemon like you could. You can't burn cards
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: to burn calories.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: Yes, he probably doesn't know he gives a fuck about
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: Pokemon cards anymore. He's probably like he probably acting like
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: he doesn't he likes the Pokemon cards. No, yeah, don't
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: burn my Pokemon card.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Itch just goes makes himself, throws up, yeah, shows up again.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's just playing his fucking five Yeah, watching the
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: horn on top. Oh no, mom, not my Pokemon cards.
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: Maybe she's just a shitty cook. I wonder if she's
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: ever thought about that. Yeah. Maybe, fuck, he's buying lunch
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: every day.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Try burning the steak instead of the Pokemon cards. You
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: fucking undercooking bitch.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: Is fifty five pounds at seven years old, very underweight,
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: probably sounds it. I don't know for four six for six, yeah,
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: I guess that's true.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know is that tall? Is that short?
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: Although I might have made it up. I thought I
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: was four seven forty seven pounds at one point in
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: my life.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: That would have been goaded. I mean, that would have
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: been a fucking score of gami.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: Burning the cards is just so crazy. And to think
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: that she should tweet about it and like that's a good.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Idea, yeah, or like she was just gonna get some
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: fucking points off of that. Yeah, that people were just
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: gonna be like, yes, bitch.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: I mean it's the equivalent of of her son being like,
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: I have depression in her burning her his Pokemon cards.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I'm going through serious issues in my life. Yeah,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: and she just takes a burnt sorry son, Yeah, you lost,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: you lost meal privilege.
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: For every tear you shed, a card will be burnt.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Every time he doesn't eat, she doesn't let him eat.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: What did you get into this weekend self fulfilling prophecy?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I went down to uh, I went to down.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: To d C.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking uh.
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: Went to a concert, went to another concert.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, went to Mark Rubbi A. You know Mark Rubbi A.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: He's the dude who you know who I'm talking about
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: sas of course, Bro, he's always popping.
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: His top on Rubbi.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Please, Bro, you don't fucking know him.
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: Bro, love Rubby.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: He's always uh dancing, talking about fucking flamingos and ship
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: He's always piping down on stage.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he can't stop. He can't, dude.
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: I went I saw a U what about sass asking
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: the bachelor contestant what was his name.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Zach C or something like that.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: We were in the Green.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I guess a lot has happened since last week. Yeah,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I can't believe how much has happened. Actually, we had
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: a live show.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: We have two live shows.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: We had a Son of a Boy Dad and his
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Big Cat Crossover live show, and we had Chicks in
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: the Office live show. Then I went to d C
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: saw boss Man Biden with my own fucking two eyes.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: Damn you flip him off for us. He would know
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: he was asleep, of course, sleep at shoe, sleepy Joe.
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: He was sleeping in the back of his limo. He was,
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: he was on his way back from brunch, just sucking him.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: Why the hell he pulled the troops from Afganistan? You
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: know how many people you fucked with this pull out.
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: The fucking great institution of military has just been screwed
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: by you. I learned all about the weapons of mass
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: destruction Iraq situation yesterday, as fucked.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Where did you learn about? Off Wikipedia? No YouTube video?
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: Green Zone with Matt Damon? What's that movie?
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, as good as fuck?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: And he's just what's his uh, what's his lib as? Saying?
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: He finds out that, uh, that the weapons of mass
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: destruction don't exist? What and that George Bush plant set
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: it all up.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: What the fuck for? What game for? What did he get?
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: What did Bush get out of it?
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: He just wanted to blow shit up.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: I heard Bush has had a swimming pool full of
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: oil that he would fucking jump into himself. He was
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: just doing backstroke and fucking oil. He was having oil
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: with every meal. He got so much extra oil from
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: the Saudi's from from that war that he was just
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: fucking dousing himself.
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: If I if I like accidentally just become like a
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: QN on conspiracy theorists, like I wouldn't be surprised at
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: all any conspiracy I hear my instinct. Oh yeah, I
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: believe that. I mean, well, that's true.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Obviously conspiracy theorist. That word was created by the CIA
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: in the nineteen sixties to just wade people from criticizing
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Kennedy's murders. Everybody knows that conspiracies are the great conspiracy themselves.
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: I'm up late at night thinking about Tower seven. Doesn't
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: make sense.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. Get the fucking tapes out.
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: The way the towers fell does not make sense. Pull
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: out the YouTube videos.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I walked past the FBI headquarters this this weekend while
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I was in DC, and all outside the headquarters there's
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: like stock images of like FBI agents like pretending to
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: be on like their computers or something. It's like, why
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: would they decorate the FBI headquarters with promotional posters like
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: it's a college like admittance brochure or something.
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: All that shit was like hidden?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like where why would they Why would they say
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: where the headquarters are?
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: Or is that just like CIA?
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: No?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I had FBI Like there's a gift shop at the
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: FBI in high school, That's what I mean. Like random
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: people are just working at the fucking FBI. FBI is
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: just like a career, like janitor is, like you just
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: go work for the FBI, go to the office every day.
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: I don't know. Actually I looked this up very recently.
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: Apparently it's like it depends on what your position is.
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: So some people, some people you can tell that to
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: them if you're in the in the CIA, FBI, But
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: then other people you can, which obviously makes sense because
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: if you're like a janitor at the CIA, janitor, you.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Don't think they got janitors over there, if you think
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: they just janitor.
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: No, if you're like a janitor, like you can obviously
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: tell people. But there was a gay senator.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I interviewed this dude, Patrick Tillman. He used to be
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: on the Bears one time, and I guess he's in
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: the CIA now because they were like, don't ask him
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: anything about the CIA, and so I asked him right
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: away about the CII and he just didn't answer it.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: So it's like, okay, like you're being even more obvious, bro,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: like fucking at least give like a lie answer.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: You gotta come up with like a with like a
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: fake job, like oh I own a flower store. Yeah
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: some and that's like sneaky like that, like the candle shop,
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: like the street if there's.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Just rumors about it, and then you don't answer it, Like,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: it's pretty fucking obvious you're in the CIA, bro, that.
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: Being in the CIO would be sick. Yeah.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I did, fucking just ask Epstein, Bro, he was fucking
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: halving the time of his life.
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: I there protected, he was a protected informant.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he was fucking a big time sigh.
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: If yeah, if we just pop out on the other
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: end in our Q andon, it's like, what are you
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: gonna blame us?
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: Now? This is gonna slowly become a q and On podcast.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: Even when I was a right now episode twenty is
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: this episode twenty four. By episode forty five, this will
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: be a full alright qan on podcast forty five. Nice touch,
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: it'll be yah, we'll be denying mass school shootings.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Even as I was in DC, I was just like, so,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: this is the route that they took from the White
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: House to the Capitol. Huh not that far? Yeah, not
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: that far at all. Well, it's uh. When I was
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: when he was going by, there was a guy uh
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: as as uh forty six, was driving by. A guy
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: came up to me and he was like barstools and
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, barstools, and uh he was like
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: stay here.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I was like viva and he was like stay here
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: for a second, and he like ran off and he
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: came back with a Department of Homeland Security medallion like
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: a fucking big ass like coin or something. He's like here, man,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: like I got you this. I think it's like a
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: get out of jail free card. I think that is
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: basically like I could commit like a low level act
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: of terrorism and I can just like flip the agent
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: the coin. Yeah, I mean maybe just like an invasion.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I was going to just step step foot on the lawn.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Like they're not fucking shooting people for going on the
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: White House lawn.
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah they are.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: No, they're not.
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: Yes, they do.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: No way they're gonna shoot somebody.
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: Dude. Those guys wait for someone to step on that
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: lawn for for weeks on end.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: And blow their brains out.
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even just like shoot to maame.
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: Now you think that's happened in every few weeks in
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: the head, Oh yeah.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: No way, because I was even like reaching through. I
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: was reaching through the fence just to try and like
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: grab a couple of blades of grass like they were
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: shutting down a hand. Yeah, they cut it off like
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: it's a Laddin or some shit thieves have to pay.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Nobody takes our grass. But I think I have a
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: get out of jail free cart.
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: No, do you have it on you? It's on my desk.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: Should I get it? Nah?
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: You want to do this at read or oh get it?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Or should I?
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: Welcome back.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Allberts, all birds.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: I'm going so I can get uber one for students.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: It saves you on Uber and Uber Eats. I'm there
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever.
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: You think college is for. Get Uber one for students,
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: a membership to save on Uber and Uber eats with
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: deals this good.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Everyone wants to be a student.
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: Join for just four savings me very eligibility and member
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: terms apply. What's in your wallet?
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Here's the medallion? Motherfucker, dude? Why do why do I
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: keep on just getting coins.
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: In my life? Okay, So I have one of these.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: No you don't, No, you don't. This guy. This guy
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: was a fucking secret service Homeland Security Police.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: I have one that looks just like this.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: He hold me aside.
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: He like ran and get the little cases too, just
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: as fake due and now I have to take it
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: and report it.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: S kind of like how they took your idea.
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: Uh, don't just hand these things out to anybody. They
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: they didn't stolen valor.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: They didn't just hand it out to anybody. They I
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: deserve that. They said I earned it. Okay, they said
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I've been a good boy. It was like a pilot
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: on a plane giving out wings.
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, my fake ID, my last fake IDA got taken?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: How many fake ideas is that guy has got taken recently? Ten?
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: I'm mass producing them. So now I'm coming Now. I'm
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: just a normal twenty year old boy. I was twenty
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: two for for a good minute.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: And it was fun. But it's like, where can you
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: even go anywhere?
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: Nowhere? I don't any I get diet cokes. I'm on
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: a diet coke kick right now.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: That as people have been destroying you for what not
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: letting you go anywhere, They're like taking you and.
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: He's bringing me all these fancy ass places.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Where did I even bring you that?
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: Fancy bro? This is all your fault. You don't even
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: I've only got my idees taken with you.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: So after the Chicks in the Office live show, we
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: went to a place should we say where they took
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: the ID?
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: Sure, and everyone go there and burn it down. Morgan's Peer.
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: It was called Morgan called Morgan's Peer. Go there with weapons.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: They were like, we went through I tried to like, uh,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: create a rapport with the guys.
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: We were going to go the weapons disclaimer.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: No, no, you can go through with just go with knives, yeah,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: the automatic weapons dick, and I tried to. As soon
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: as he saw the ID, he like smelled it in
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: the air. He was like, get out of line, got
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: a line out of line, and I was like, what
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: it felt like heavyweights when he was like, get off
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: the scale. Yeah, off the scale, really out of out
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: of line, out of line now, But what can I
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: have that bad?
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: Can I have it back? And he was like nope, nope, nope,
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: and then he walked away and I was like, fuck you, dude.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, fuck you, bro, Fuck you man.
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: You don't even know who my dad is. Bro, you
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: don't fucking sue your ass.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Do you know who I work for?
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: Fucking Viva bro.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Fucking Portnoy say it's half the bars in this city. Yeah,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: you're lucky. You were making it enough.
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: You wouldn't be ship without Portnoy. You be fucking ship
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: without him. He's a fucking bouncer, Bro.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: You try like to throw a jumping punch at him,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: like an open fisted punch and get caught in the
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: air by another bouncer.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: I was gonna go back and ask for it back again,
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: and I was gonna lie and say him, I'm a
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: touring comedian. Then I needed to do my show.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you asked me on the phone.
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: Then you were like, yeah, they're gonna go.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, I didn't realize you're a touring comedian.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Look, bro, I have connections that could either destroy
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: this place or make it the most popping bar in Philly.
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: You choose blue pillar, red pill.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Could go either way for you, brother, don't mess this up.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: You probably got a lot of people working with you
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: that that are counting on you to make the right
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: decision right now. They had no idea how powerful you
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: were in that situation.
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's actually really fucked because like now, like I
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: didn't do anything this weekend, I kind of just chilled.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: No, you genuinely are fucked for the next six months.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: Because also, like I was thinking, like I don't really
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: care about New York that much, Like I'm fine just
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: hanging out. I've been on bars in New York. Like, no,
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: you literally can't.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: That's bullshit.
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: No, it's not.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: They really threw you off there. You did fucking bullshit.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I can't go anywhere.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: No I could, Like, there's I'm assuming there are bars
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: in New York that don't id, but also the same time,
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: it's like I don't want to go out, go all
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: the way down to like East Village and then get
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: denied and then get embarrassed and then have to go
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: home alone.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: Bro, so imagine how I feel.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: You were in and you were in Philly.
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: You were like in Philly, out there and around alone
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: and now but luckily you found like luckily I ran
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: into O N on the street.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: You're panhandling. Within five minutes, you were shirtless with a
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: cardboard sign.
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: You know. And we're saying that the dude wanted his
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: idea to be faked so bad. Yeah, he was pissed
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: when I was twenty one.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he would have fucking left it two collars in
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: one night. Yeah, probably almost reached his quota. I know,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: he's probably like a fucking poacher. I mean, I knew
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: it was gonna happen. I mean, the idea was a
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: piece of shit, but I don't know, it was just annoying.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: And now I'm thinking, I'm like, well, what happens if
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: we go somewhere again, like whatevers, when we go to
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: bull if the idea went to work in Boston anyway,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: But like now, when we go to Boston. It's like
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: what everyone goes out and I just have to sit
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: in my hotel room. The bouncer probably like Diet Cokes,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: puts fake id's up on his wall like a hunter
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: puts up the horns of.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: Like there's a lot of places that do that, a
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: lot of places like like hang up the fake id's. Yeah.
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: You tried an old hockey trick at the next bar, though,
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: and it worked. Yeah. I just showed them my real idea,
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: went in with confidence.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: And the next bar you went to was like one
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: of the gnarliest the Philly bars of all time, Patty's.
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: Which is I don't want to keep that on a secret, really.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Not let anyone know.
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: I think that.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think no one. No one's gonna like, it's
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: not gonna get ruined. Now, there's no way you can
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: ruin that place because it's been around for it's the
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: uh it's what Always Honey was based on. Yeah, and
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I guess I don't know if they used to go there,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: but it's an old city and I think that's what
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: that's what that's what it's based on, and it's it's
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: gnarly to go there. Yeah, it was fun It was
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: a good time. Everybody in there is like a nurse.
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: Eagles fucking got smoked, which I mean, I mean, dude,
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: how long are we going to take this?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, is it time to call for Sirianni's job?
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: Bro? I mean, I'm sorry, I'm about to become a
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: Bucks fan.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: You were fucking shouting in the bar. Why did you
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: take your shirt off that one time? Over that call?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: You flipped the bowl of pretzels. They were soft pretzel
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: There were hard pretzels, but they were soft and flipped
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: the bowl and ripped your shirt off.
• 50:48
  Speaker 6: When Brady, when you're a die hard, when you're a
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: die hard Eagles fan.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: You green.
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: That ship runs deep.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you bleed green? Bro, We got we gotta put
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: out some bleeding green shirts. Bro, Now fucking cut me.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Caught me? I bleed green?
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: It was a good time though. Philly was fun.
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: The New York show was fun too.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, New York show was cool.
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: With Boston. Tickets for the Boston show will be up
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: this week, probably around Wednesday or Thursday. I think we
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: should do two shows in Boston. Oh, why, I think
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: this one's gonna sell out fast?
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: And why do you want to do two shows.
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: More money, more money, more money, more money.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: Oh rack, I'm on my.
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: Money, grind right, I gotta get my money up. My
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: ears did perk up a little when Dave said less
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: than a thousand people, so.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: N ninety nine person shows.
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a lot of fucking tickets. That's like, that's
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: like a there's like theaters with with like nine hundred people.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awesome. He just created the grandest loopholes meetings.
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: Pulling that up.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Boston Man said they do anything under a buck
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: is good for us.
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: But also I think to get people we don't consider
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: humans don't count. I think the only the only problem
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: is that he was talking about stand up. He they
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: own son of a boy dad? What barstool owns son
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: of a boy dad? Saysich, Bro, they don't own Like
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: like if I if we were to do stand up.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Not the IP, Bro, they've got the IP. We gotta
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: fucking call up Cooper and get her a lawyer right now.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Fuck bro, big Sis, come give us some guidance.
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I'm trying to do I'm trying to get
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: on the live show. Grind. I was telling him we
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: should go on tour for like a year and just
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: make a million dollars? What's so funny about that?
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: I'm down for it too, Like he would make a
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: fuck ton of I know you're not kidding, and I'm
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: not kidding either, dude.
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: I was crunching the numbers.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I'll drop everything.
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: I was crunching the numbers. I crunched them for you.
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: But no, no, not for that, not for that, not
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: for that one I was talking about. I was looking
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: at another committee you sold out seven shows, and he
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: tweeted it like, oh thanks for everyone, like sold out
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: seven shows, blah blah blah. And I looked at the
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: venue that he's doing and I looked up the ticket
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: price seventy k and like, yeah.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Seven shows, that's a lot. And he probably doing the
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: same act over and yeah, like are we putting out
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: these live shows?
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: The one the one from the one from Wednesday? We
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: won't put out.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: So that's my question. Are we gonna do the same
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: show over and over again? So like, I'll start you,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: I'll reuse jokes. I've never done it before.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: I mean, we would have to like write.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: But what I'm saying it sounds incredible, like if you
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: could just give But have you ever you've never seen
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: the eighty five South Dudes, DC, Young Fly and all
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: that they do, Like they do live shows and they
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: like sell out theaters and they'll just go up on
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: and bust on people. They're busting on people left and right. Bro.
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, I think for us, I think the money
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: where the money is at is live shows.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Well what about the fans though? Bro?
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: Fuck the fan?
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Fuck the fan.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: Bro who wouldn't want to spend one hundred dollars to
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: come see us? And oh yeah, by the way, we're
• 53:53
  Speaker 6: also bumping the ticket prices up to like two hundred apiece. Yeah, okay, bro,
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: we're selling out hard. But also uh like if kidd
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: and the tickets will be like twenty five bus.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: No, they'll be one hundred. But but the fact that
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: it's never going to exist anywhere else, I think you
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: can charge more. Like no one's ever going to be
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: able to listen to that on a podcast. And I
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: think what we said at our live show was if
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: it's possible, way raw and raunchier than any any.
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, we're getting offensive. We were really offensive. So
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: the name of our tour is going to be like
• 54:24
  Speaker 6: and word F word. No, it's going to be like
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: son of a boy dad. You can't say that with
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: tampo for our mouths. Yeah, loud and complicitly.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but uh the yeah, I think that uh or
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if it was that. I think
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: it was like a very son of a boy dad
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: the sense, I don't think. But I think everybody else afterwards,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: like the other people who were on stage, I think
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: it was a little bit further than they wanted to go. Yeah, yeah,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: which is fine with me.
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: I don't think we said anything crazy.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were just cracking our our normal super edge
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: lord jokes.
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I don't think we say anything that crazy. Like,
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: I mean, obviously we pushed the in comedy, but I
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: don't think we're saying anything like yeah, cancel worthy. Yeah,
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: because I gave us cash not to post it. Yeah.
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: I think Kat was like, dude, a lot is riding
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: on this right now. This is enough to destroy me.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: He just gave us a vanilla envelope full of fucking cash.
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: I just woke up one day and there was a
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: big there was a big briefcase at my at my door.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: You woke up in your room. Yeah, you went to
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: sleep in your bed and woke up in the in
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: the hotel from home alone.
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: I've been tweeting about how I wanted a PlayStation four,
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: and all of a sudden, I woke up and there's
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: a PlayStation five on my desk.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: There was a pile of PlayStation five.
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I can't even get even use all these at once. Fun,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: have fun, and never put that ship out there.
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: I don't think live shows are your thing.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Maybe you're more of a PlayStation guy. Maybe redirect your
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: attention to Valerie.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: The live shows are fun because it is true. You
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: can say things that you wouldn't be able to say normally. Yeah,
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: like like obviously you can touch base on like the
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: LGBTQ community. M hmm.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Finally, finally, that one was probably too far.
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: What what you said? I don't remember saying anything, Bro.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: I remember you distinctly saying, I don't.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Know you panto something, me out to be a bad guy,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: pantomime something. This is no mustard on the jacket situation.
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: Bro, My agents are gonna fucking fry your guys. Asses.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Did you sign with agents now? Are you close?
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: I don't know so, yes, Bro, Hush hush, I am
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: hush hush.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Oh the other agents are gonna be pissed the other
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: agents that you've talked to. You've been stringing along multiply,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: like right now, you're just getting wine every night. It's
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: like those girls who go out on tender days just
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: to get a free dinner. Yeah, yeah, I'll listen to
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: your pitch.
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: Just hit up the I got like ten agents and
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: they all are gonna fry your guys asses.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: You know I got a fucking bone to pick with you. Yeah,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: I uh go, I need you to I need you
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: to roast me more. I looked at the fucking clip
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: of last week, and uh I had the fucking loosest
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: sweatshirt neck of all time last week, and nobody said
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: a thing.
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: There's nothing, nothing worse than a loose switch. I looked
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: at it in my loose neck on it the neck,
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: bacon neck. The neck should be right here.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: It was a bacon neck, and I should have warns
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: a warned something underneath it. Probably it was sitting right
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: as I went home. But as I'm sitting in these chairs,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: my fucking shoulders go up. B I didn't get roasted
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: at all. See, I look like a fucking sorority girl
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: on the Walk of Shame with a fucking oversized sweatshirt
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: on and nobody even Damn. That's what I need from you, bro.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I need you to keep me honest and roast me
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: up a little bit. I could never you were just
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: thinking about it in your mind.
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: I could never roast the roast master.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Say this, brother, I'm like Jeff Ross up here for sure.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Even though Jeff Ross I feel like it's just like,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: uh now, he's just trying to like fuck twenty three
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: year old pussy. He's just on like a whole different
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: tangent in his life. He's not trying to roast anymore.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: He used to be about the roasts.
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot of people fall out of the game.
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: It's it's a shame when you see that happen.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people get too much money. It doesn't matter how
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: much money I get. I'll always love to roast.
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't relate it. Once I get a certain
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: amount of money, You're never here for me again.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Shut up.
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: And it's not a lot of money, like a hundred bucks,
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: a small amount of We want to get out of
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: the game for one hundred dollars.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: All games.
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: Go off.
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: The Curry said he wouldn't sell his alternate Twitter account
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: for one hundred thousand dollars.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I mean that's where all the good jokes go. Anyway,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: of course, how much would the main Twitter?
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: I said the main for one hundred thousand?
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: How much you value your life?
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: Oh okay, there we go. No, I would not sell
• 58:31
  Speaker 6: my man an account for one hundred thousand dollars. I
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: want to know why, ads, because that's just gonna be
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: worth millions one day.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Has anyone ever successfully sold their Twitter account? I feel
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: like all who I know people who have what end
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: to what end?
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: What do you mean successfully they sell it and then
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: make much money and then like it's people who are
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: like looking to quit Twitter?
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how a how does that work? Why would somebody
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: be looking to quit Twitter and be whoever is buying it?
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: What are they doing with it?
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: It's like a brand will buy it, Like I mean
• 58:58
  Speaker 6: obviously it's like there's no really good reason to buy
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: a Twitter account exactly, idiot, but like some people still
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: do it.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't it doesn't make any sense to me,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Like what are you going to take somebody who like voice.
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: To La or New York and they're like, I'm going
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: to be an influencer and then they're like, well, I
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: don't want to start from scratch or work hard, so
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: I'm just gonna buy an account. I'm gonna use my
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: dad's money pay one hundred thousand dollars for this account,
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: and then I'm gonna tank it into the ground.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean, Like it inevitably tanks into the grounds.
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the same.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, dude, I like buying a plan and not
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: knowing how to fly.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: I've had people DM me and been like they they'll
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: have like one hundred or like four hundred thousand followers
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: on Instagram and they'll be like, yo, bro, let's swap accounts.
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: Like why, Like the only reason you would want to
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: do this because you have an inactive account? Yeah what?
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: And also if what do you think like if I
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: sell my account or switch accounts, people aren't gonna be
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: like sticking around to look at your shit. I know,
• 59:45
  Speaker 6: promote like sweatshirts.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: People think that someone's loyal to like the account, they're
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: loyal to the contest. Yeah, like no one gives a
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: fuck about where are the what account it's coming from.
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: It's just like you would lose like hundreds of thousands
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: of followers in a day, Yeah you'd believe them. Yeah,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: I'm an island Boylan.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: You won't get your hair done up like that?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: What's up?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: I won't.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: I would actually Okay, now we're talking.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: But yeah, live shows, so I mean we're gonna be
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: in your nearest city soon soon.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: So you really crunched the number for a whole year?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what did you find out?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: Owen? It's nice? Was it? I didn't. I don't. I
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: don't know if I I didn't because you sent it
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: to her being right before.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: The yak Cause like we're just having a conversation. If
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: you just put a microphone up to this each mm hm,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: oh my god, why'd your eye has just turn into
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: the dollar signs?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: It would be good for me and Owen? But I
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: don't know if you like the number? Fuck okay, but
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: this is also one show. We gotta be doing like
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: three shows per place we go to, sure and that,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: and in that case, this is gonna be a massive number.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: What about uh? What about merks though?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: Bro? What about merch?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Why aren't you trying to make a fuck the merch
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: bag too?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: Because the money's in live shows, brother, I know, I
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: know it.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: In the Philly live show. Uh, it was it was
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: an interesting Uh, it was an interesting layout. It was
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: awesome to go up in front of the chicks and
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: the office fans.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: But it's like they were, I mean they would just
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 6: they're at anything anyone did.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Why aren't Son of a Boy Dad fans like that?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: We have got it more. We got a more tame crowd.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: They're more reserve. Yeah, they're more men who won't scream,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: like we need the boys to be screaming. I know
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: we need the bros.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: I think you guys have a surprisingly co ed fan base.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: That's facts. We need to make girl Mom sweaters for
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: the boys.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, a lot of people have been asking for
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: the girl Mom gear.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Also, we need to if you're buying some of a
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Boy Dad merch's, maybe size up. We've been getting pictures
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: of people looking looking like sausage. It's like this is
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: the double XL.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean like I'm a large typically not really,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: it's time to accept them in Excel now and uh
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: it's just.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: The cut of I'm a medium on the bottom xcel
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: on the top.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you know what I mean, I'm a small
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: on the bottom.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: I'm shaped like a water tower. I'm fucking lumped out.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: I wear an XL and I'm small.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: You're not.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, if you're a large, if you're a large an XCEL,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 6: you're not fucking small.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: You're not.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 6: I mean, you're definitely not as jacked as me. I
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 6: was putting in the work this weekend of the gym.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: Were you meal prepping yesterday?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Shut the fuck.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: I thought you were selling drugs. There's just a scale,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and bags on the kitchen counter.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Are you're doing macros?
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, big time.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: That's the sauxice shit I ever heard.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: No, because I'm doing I'm currently working on a body
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: recomp Yeah.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: If you want a recomp, bro, you gotta go in angry.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: I am angry. You go in doing very high protein,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: medium to low carbon fat, and uh, I'm doing like
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: a two hundred calorie deficit a day.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: I actually saw you tweeting about the calorie deficit. That's
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: why your alt is so funny, Like, that's why the
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: altar is necessary. Yeah, you could never tweet that from
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: the main No.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: I would lose followers.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 8: Golf season isn't full swing, and getting out there to
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• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: And if they use that slogan that I just said,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 6: ever gonna be looking for that check in the mail.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: He is check hunting you are you are money?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: Money's in the wars?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: I now, yo, dead ass, dead ass. But we have
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: to start a we should start a war. Maybe we
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: should do We should start.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: Doing live shows in the Middle East, and then at
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 6: night Louis at night will like sneak out and start
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: digging for oil.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Why not, or at least drone strike somebody. Yeah, less
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: drone strike someone who didn't deserve it.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, bang a family.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Suddenly we're making money. And but but then we otherize
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: them or something like that, and then we just we
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: blame them, even though it was it was our fault.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: We blame them.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: I agree, and then we're laughing to the bank.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: I fully agree. I think we should Uh, look, money
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: is in live shows and oil, it's in war, it's
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: in drone strikes. Son of the Boy Dad is terrorism.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: It's the best or it's the most popular Department of
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Defense podcasts that there is easily. We're we're linked into
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: the Department of Defense and we're not only.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: Going to get into the live show game, We're gonna
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: get into the human trafficking game.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: But on both sides of it, though, we're gonna bust
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: it up and we're gonna fuck it put it together.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Uh even we're in the Baltics. Good look, but uh
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: you think that, uh, we were trying to figure that
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: out this this this weekend. D C not a state. No,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: DC is not a state. So does that mean that
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: everybody in d C isn't illegal? They're illegal?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 6: Right? Why?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Because they're not born in the fifty United States. They're
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: not fucking they're not naturalized citizens. There's fucking ice agents
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: as midwives in uh in DC that are deporting kids
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: as soon as they get born. You can't fucking live
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: out in DC. But it's in a state, No, it's not. Yeah,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: it is what state is DC.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: But it was in like Virginia. No, no, non district.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: Real thing District of Columbia. Wow, I did not know that, Bro.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Bro, I'm on some shit. Bro, I've
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: been fucking reading dude. Isn't that fucking nuts? Bro?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I have nothing to say about that.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: What did you do all weekend? Just fucking lifted?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: I lifted a lot and I watched a lot of movies.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Put me onto a new exercise.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: Walking. I walked for seven miles yesterday.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Shut up?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Is that high impact or low impact?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: Low impact?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Do you think that you have to?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Like, do you stretch? You don't stretch, obviously you don't know.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: I stretch before I work out, before you walk, before
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 6: I lift? Have you wait?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: How about a walking stretch?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Put your calf up against the wall like this, Bro,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not old like that, Bro. I mean, you're gonna
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: get old real fast. Start stretching. You're gonna be fucking
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: walking around like Knucker Molt like your old ass. You're
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: gonna be limping around like.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: Your elderly ass. You're l G B T qu ass,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 6: your elderly ass. Bro.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not fucking old. Bro.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah. But uh, hanging out? Yeah, I just I just
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 6: hung out. No, me know and didn't really hang out.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 6: He ditched me whatever?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, owing to island boy.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: I'm kidding. I didn't ditch me.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: He didn't ditch you, or did ditch you.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: We went to a thrift We went to uh oh fuck.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: We went to what is that sort called l Train Vintage,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 6: then Metropolis Metropolis Haynes t shirt forty five dollars, shut up? Yeah,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: just a plane, just a gray plane, three for seven ninety.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: The fucking business we're in?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: I know, forty five dollars.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Why don't we just sell?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: Why don't we much?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: This sweatshirt was seventy dollars four hundred and thirty dollars.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: I believe it was.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: I believe you. That's why I gotta get my money up.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 6: I used the company card to buy it, smart man. Yeah,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: I took a picture of the company card out of
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: your wallet.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I've been using it.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: Every day my rent with it.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: I can't swipe. But can you type this in.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: Just using bigcats for anything less than twenty dollars?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just type this in at the thrift shop. Yeah,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: trift shops are out of fucking control.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 6: And it wasn't a thrist shop though it was. It
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: was a vintage store.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: That's what is my ass, And they're like all like
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: the best real estate. It's like these incredible stores that
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: are selling the fucking like.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: They also had twenty tens vintage. They had Billie Eilish
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 6: T shirts for like one ten She's a teams though
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 6: the T shirts were more expensive than the sweatshirts. For
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: some reason, the T shirts were all one hundred and
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 6: fifty dollars.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 6: No one's buying a T shirt for one hundred fifty dollars.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: They are, they are, dude, And it was ridiculous. And
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: Fast Fashion was like do you think they weren't even
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 6: like that many? Like there was a Cramer from Seinfeld
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 6: shirt one hundred.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: And fifty dollars and he's a racist.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, one hundred fifty dollars to get Cam sold wearing
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: a Kramer shirt.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I saw a Hitler shirt for forty five dollars, just
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: a fucking fat head of Hitler on the in front
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: of your shirt.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: And that's a steal, Like, how is that cheaper than
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: the Kramer shirt?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: But yeah, it was a ripoff. Don't go there, and
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: if you do, bring a weapon.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Steal from the vintage thing, bring weapons into places that
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: that treat you bad.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: Well, the thing is, it's like, okay, so these people
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: are going to a thrift store. Realistically, they're going to
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: like a Savers or a Buffalo Exchange. They're finding these
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 6: shirts and they're bringing them back to their store and
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: selling them for like eight hundred times the prom you're
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: saying people are thrifting from a thrift. No, they buy
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: like mass holes. They'll get like one hundred pounds of
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: T shirts for what like twenty bucks?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, the word haul in and of itself makes
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: my fucking skin crawl. Yeah, he'll be look at this
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: haul I just got from the groceries they do like
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: right it, holl bitch, those are your groceries? Yeah, what
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: the fuck are you talking about?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: A hall?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I like the sweatshirts.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: So is that actually a vining?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 6: I had to cop it?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Is that actually Vince?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah? This is Vince, Vince, This is Vinnie. Put the
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: name of the bear on it, bro, this is Vinnie.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 6: No hacker.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: I know, I know what you're doing. Wordplay. If you
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: get into the wordplay, it's the game. It's game over
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: for everybody. Oh yeah, have you ever done wordplay?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: Of course I have. Are you sure I minor did'
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: wordplay at college?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't get the degree.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: When we were walking in Philly, you couldn't think of
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: two words off the top of your head to wordplay. Bro,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 6: That's not me.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: You were southd though, Bro, I was not at all.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: You were high off cigarettes.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 6: When we got those uh, when we got those those subs.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 6: I got the meat ball sup right? Yeah? Yeah, I
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: ate it in my bed and it was just a mess.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 6: And I had to use like a towel, like a
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: face towel. Yes, And I wiped it all up and
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: it's just like red stained everywhere. It looks like I
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: just left it in my bed when I when I
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: checked out, and I was like, they probably thought someone
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: got shot in here.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: You're just bleeding all over your bed.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 6: I'm starving right now. I could definitely go for one
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 6: of those.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Got a meatball sub from Geno's, famous for cheese steaks, but.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 6: Uh, yeah, I'm watching a cheese steak guy.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Really no, because you've never been to Philly.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 6: I have been to Philly twice. Actually, what I had
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 6: a cheese stake the first time I was there. As
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: shit sucked. I think. I think Philly is a sneaky
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: meatball subspot. I was like the best people I've ever had. Really, Yeah,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: it was so good.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: Damn. Maybe just because you were so high on cigarettes.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: That you and then I watched some south Park?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Really, were you geeking out? No?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 6: I think I watched it for ten seconds and then
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: you did it.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: I know South Park is always on television, Yeah, but
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: it's it's people give ridiculousness a lot of like guff
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: for being on TV all the time. If you turn
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: on Comedy Central at any time, they're just cranking out
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: south Park episode.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: I mean because it's the funniest show.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: It is a very funny show. What are your what
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: are your goat shows? What's your mount rushmore of the
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: five funniest shows.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: Man, It's tough.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: That's tough, bro anything CNN puts out.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 6: Anything CNN or also for starters, Tucker Carlson Show.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Well, he's funny for a different reasons than CNNA. He's
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: funny because of the jokes. CNN is funny because of
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: it's laughable.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: My top five favorite shows The Late Show with Trevor Noah,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: The Late Show with Jimmy Kimmel, The Late Show, Jimmy
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: fallon Instagram story Bowen Yang's podcast.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Get off Yang, Bro, You're putting it in a lot
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: of mustard on Yang's jacket. I am, what's your vandetta
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: against Yang?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: He's just your easiest guy to make fun of. He
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Adie Bryan a little.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: Then well, Lady Bryant sucks too.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: But a SL's actually not been that bad this season.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: I watched a couple of sketches yesterday and I was
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: I was laughing hard. Up they did one with the
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 6: I think the guy who hosted was really funny. Yeah,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 6: he was funny on it. He did well. He did well.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: One of my boys, he stole Ronnie Mallock's girl one time.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: Dan.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like a PA on the same movie
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: that Robby Malick was working on. And uh, my boy
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: stole This is actually a whole other mic. This is
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: a mic at boxing college, but uh, he stole Robbie
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Mallick's girl. At the at the end of the night,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: imagine being the star of the movie and like a
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: PA takes your girl, Like you're both at a cast
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: party and the fucking PA goes home with your girl.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not cool.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: I've never been able to look at Robby Malick the
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: same since then.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: I was like, fucking this, dude, you must have you
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 6: probably didn't like her. That's what Tyler did at the
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: live show? Yeah, hell yeah? What did Tyler done? Pipe? Dude?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: The fucking girls were loving Tyler girls. Actually I met
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Owen's girl, met my wife?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 6: True? Oh you met Ron's girlfriend.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Sas is the only one that's truly singy out here.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: I love calling Roan's wife his girlfriend because it pisses
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: me off, so because it gets him real angry.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Nobody says that.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: The only two things that that get Roun angrier when
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 6: I call his wife's girlfriend and when.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: I say he's old, I'm young, God damn it.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 6: And when I say he looks like Mark Zuckerberg.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Dude, don't fucking if everyone if we make a T
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: shirt the Dave and fucking Mark Zuckerberg next to each
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: other with.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: Just their fighter man beam, Yeah, two halves of that.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 6: I don't know why he like circled his achilles heel
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: for us. I know the only thing I'm insecure about
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 6: is this, Goddamn I don't think he really looks like
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: Mark Zuckerberg at all.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you if that's if that's what bothers him,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: he shouldn't have gave.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: Me Micky flex be like, oh, people always mix me
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 6: up with this other billionaire.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean it's like if someone told you
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: look like Warren Buffett, he wouldn't be like, well, at
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: least he's a billionaire. It's like, well he's fucking eighty,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: which is my age.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 6: See, I'm all about the money these days, so I
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 6: would probably take tho as a compliment.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: If they compare you to anyone rich, you look like
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Jack Ma don't even know who that is. But yeah,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: he's a rich CEO. Yeah he's the Ali Baba ceo.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Tell you's rich, bro, he's fuck.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: You gotta become a CEO of Asian rich facts.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Son of a boy dad. We need to get the IP.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: We should have asked you.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: Gotta get out of here, and we gotta get the IP.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: We got to get the I P. We also have
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: to talk about Manscaped.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: My favorite brand, Yes, bro, my absolute favorite.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your your whole situation has been looking fucking aerodynamic.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, really aerodynamic.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 6: Like a little boy. I got the pubes.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Oh that's why we're never gonna we'll never be able
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: to go fully qan on if you keep on talking
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: about little boy pubes. Why they hate pedophiles over there?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: No, they all love pedophiles there.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Bro, you're gonna get us ex communic. What's a Q
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: way we could put you're the wordplay God, give us
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: some wordplay on like Q and excommunicated or something ex communicated,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: some ship like that xqn on.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go, there we go.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 9: Man, I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 9: you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 9: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 9: of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 9: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk, chocolate.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 9: It's like the MVP of candy bars. And when you
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 9: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out, gets your
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 9: head back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 9: remember this, Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 9: everything else. Snicker satisfies. Man, that's a winning play.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: But back to Ruth Bader Ginsburg being a bitch though,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: do you know people that love Ruth bader Ginsburg.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 6: You're looking at one?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: Do you actually yes?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 6: Ruth Conda Forever.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: It's recently come out that Ruth bader Ginsburg thought that
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Colin Kaepernick was stupid and arrogant, and that Katie Kuric
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: edited those comments out of an interview. So who side
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: are you on? Are you on Ruth bader ginsburg side?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Are you on Colin Kaepernick's side? Are you woke? Or
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: are you ain't? Bro?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 6: That's tough for me because I'm a feminist dude.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: I just it was just funny to read that headline
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: after like the like Ruth bader Ginsburg turned into such
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: a cult figure that like women in Williamsburg just lost
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: their shit, getting Ruth bader Ginsburg like silhouette paintings.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 6: I didn't really even know much about her until she
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 6: was about to die.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: Until she died, and then people were like, oh, I've
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: always loved Ruth bader Ginsburg.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 6: It's like, bitch, what, yeah, you always love the Supreme Court?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 6: That's like you're fast thing. I don't get, like who
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 6: no one actually gives a fuck they're pretending to.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: But it's like people, everyone collectively decided to pretend so
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: fucking hard like, what are you gonna do if you
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: have a Ruth Bader Ginsburg tattoo on one arm because
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: you're woke and a Colin Kaepernick tattoo on the other
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: arm because you're woke and your fucking arms hated.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 6: Tims getting laser removed. Brother, you have to tell you
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: it's not Kaepernick exactly.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: Those fucking those colors don't run the Kaepernick tattoo colors.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: It's just, uh, that one was a head scratcher for me. Yeah, definitely,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: I thought I bring some pop culture in for the boys.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: Little have you ever seen the Trump video when he
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: finds out that Ruth Ruth Conda DoD.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't hear that. That's terrible, And what's dan?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: I thought it was body YadA YadA YadA. Yeah, Oh
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: that's terrible.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: I didn't hear that. I'm really I'm really upset.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: To Oh fuck, that fucking sucks.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 6: I want to pull it up because it is one
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 6: of the gold me clothes. Time it down.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I hadn't heard that.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 6: Dount the head lights on the highway.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: That's totally fucked.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 6: Can't you get copyrighted for singing songs?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 6: Close?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: Not that bad?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 6: Okay, well, don't say that, because that actually hurts my feelings.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: I thought we were busting stones. Bro, We're just breaking
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: each other's balls in here, just saying really mean personal
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: stuff and hiding under the fact that it's a podcast.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 6: That's our way comedy podcast, Son of a Boy Dad Way.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 6: All right, So where do you guys think we should
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: go first on the live tour? So Boston obviously, Boston
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: obviously you need to do. We built, yeah, break by Brick.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: We should do it at the Newton office, a Milton office,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck the office is.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 6: Where I'm trying to do big ass venues. I'm not
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 6: trying to do tiny as tiny ass offices.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: We should do it at historical sites.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: We should do it at the Vietnam Boston, Buffalo, Philly, Baltimore, DC, Charlotte, Charleston, Atlanta, Nashville, Cincinnati, Columbus, Chicago, Milwalkee, Detroit, Cleveland, Pittsburgh,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 6: them back to New York. U Okay, but where's your
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: up in that. I didn't hear Paris, I didn't hear London,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 6: I didn't hear ro.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: Bonjo Pelly.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 6: I want to do Australia.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Just weave some of it.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 6: Boy, that we like to imagine we like launch a
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: whole tour and like release the tickets and just none
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: of them sell. We sell like ten tickets.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: Australia just doesn't give a fuck. Get out of here. Actually, Brandon,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: you want to be on this episode too. Just come
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: on and talk, Just come on and talk. Talking to Mike,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: talking to Mike.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 6: Do you have an interview right now?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: That can't be possible? The room booked?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 6: Look, Brandon, I got a couple Benjamin's in my pocket.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 6: Then we can make this whole thing go away.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Does this Department of Homeland Security medallion maybe get us
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: out of jail free right here? My friends?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 6: Very would I.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Nor you can't have it? Look, Brandon, wait, how much
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: was that shirt worth? That shirt was worth four fifty?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Rip the arms off and give them the torso of it.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: That should be about that should be about two hundred dollars.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 6: How long are we how long have we been going?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 6: Buck thirty? Okay, we're fine, we'll wrap it up.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: Any all right?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: Well had we had a whole hour left planned. But
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 6: anyone who's upset about this, can you can d m
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 6: Brandon let him know. B Walker sec.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Ashley is a girl's name. Well, it's got Ashley in it. Okay, bro,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: that's like Ashley take an you take our.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 6: Podcast room and Bobby Lashley and you guys can come
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 6: in here shoot the ship about. God knows why it
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 6: would you like. I don't want to embarrass him.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: On whose behalf? We're all supportive of you.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: I apologize for not apologizing.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 6: All right, thank you. That's all right, all right, guys,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 6: thanks for listening. Once again. We're really sorry this epico
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: got shut, got cut short, really short. We're gonna have
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 6: Dave back in. Dave was coming back on, was gonna
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 6: come on, those was coming on. We had a whole
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 6: bunch of guests, Tim Dylan, Shane Gillis, all of our goats.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 6: Chappelle's in the zoos. Chappelle's yeah, Chappelle's. We got Chappell
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 6: and not por Chappell.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Sorry, Chappelle.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 6: I'm locked in for two hours.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Bobby as You're gonna come on.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: You have to.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: You have to go listen to Bobby Ashley. Bobby as
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Cheeks is what.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 6: I Bobby ash Cheeks has to come in here and
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 6: it's whatever.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: The fucking that's camera, all.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 6: Right, guy, Thanks for listening. Make sure you like subscribe
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 6: comment by merch by tickets.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're gonna want to watch it on YouTube
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: because the way the Dave was looking in sass his eyes,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: that was the first time they ever made eye contract.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 6: I thought he was gonna try and fuck me. He
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 6: was trying to fuck hedmed me after and he was like,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: what are you planned for after this?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: Let's meet up and meet me meeting my office is
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: go over how it went.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 6: I wish i'd kissed you hot.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: Were you getting were you sending crazy signals or with
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: that just me? All right, we're wrapping it up.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 6: Thanks Spot