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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Our Year-End Sports Awards for Biggest Failure, Best Deliberate Injury and more! · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 2: Alright, alright, Yo Yo Yo and Toyo live from Philly.
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  Speaker 1: Tony Yo huge shouted, unbelievable show. We're gonna tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Why we don't want the Eagles to have home field advance. No,
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  Speaker 2: and a non MVP candidate Brock Party just said something
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  Speaker 2: that should disturb every Niners fan.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: So why the Broncos just made an absolutely bone headed.
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  Speaker 1: These people have no idea what they're done.
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  Speaker 2: First, bigger news, a breaking development on our show. You
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  Speaker 2: know last week we told you this show is a
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  Speaker 2: finalist in the Sports Podcast Awards Best Sports Comedy. Now,
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  Speaker 2: this show is clearly not a comedy. So we've been
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  Speaker 2: we realized it was our idiot producer Jay who submitted it.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, who else could it be?
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  Speaker 3: No, I did it that way because there was no
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Frankly, I hope you win this award so you realize
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, you aren't going to let our producer ruin the
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  Speaker 2: show because we have some very special business.
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  Speaker 1: That is such an exciting show. My year End Awards.
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  Speaker 2: Every forward to it all year when we present the
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  Speaker 2: hardware to all the luminaries and the blogs. You know,
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  Speaker 2: who shine the brightest this year? I mean not as
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  Speaker 2: bright as we shined, of course, but you know they are.
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  Speaker 4: Not even close. But you know, look, they're all runners
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  Speaker 4: up when you think about it.
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  Speaker 2: Great point that Tony, and you know, on the subject
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  Speaker 2: in the mail. And you know what we going, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Our top story story, Yeah, first out the gate, the
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  Speaker 2: forty nine Ers getting blown out by the Ravens, just
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  Speaker 2: as we predicted. If you don't remember us saying that,
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  Speaker 2: well that's on your tats on Uri. But the biggest
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  Speaker 2: story here forty nine Ers quarterback Brock Purty came into
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  Speaker 2: the game against the Ravens as the leading pick for MVP,
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  Speaker 2: mainly by morons, and now after throwing four picks, he's
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  Speaker 2: considered statistically one of the worst quarterbacks we call the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: But this has made people see everything in a whole
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  Speaker 2: different light.
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  Speaker 4: Has in it one hundred percent. You know, people blamed
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  Speaker 4: the Eagles last year when Brock Purdy got knocked out
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  Speaker 4: of the NFC Championship, but now people are seeing that
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  Speaker 4: the Eagles were actually trying to help the forty nine ers,
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  Speaker 4: you know, just to keep the game somewhat competitive. As
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  Speaker 4: officials spokespeople for the Eagles, we will say that if
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  Speaker 4: the Niners want us to knock Rock Purty out of
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  Speaker 4: any potential playoff game, we will be more than happy
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  Speaker 4: to do so.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, you know, that wasn't Rock Perty's
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  Speaker 2: only rough performance that day. You know, in the postgame presser,
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  Speaker 2: Party told reporters that he knows he needs to improve
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  Speaker 2: his play and said, quote, I have to look myself
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  Speaker 2: in the mirror and.
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  Speaker 1: Ask why or how that happened.
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  Speaker 2: And Tony, this is very problematic, isn't it extremely?
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  Speaker 4: Rock Party clearly doesn't realize that if he looks at
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  Speaker 4: himself in the mirror, everything is gonna be backwards. Left
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  Speaker 4: is gonna be right, right is gonna be left. That's
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  Speaker 4: only gonna make running plays even more confusing. I think
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  Speaker 4: this is a very poor leadership choice and truly shows
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  Speaker 4: Perty is heading in the wrong direction if he even
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  Speaker 4: knows what direction.
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  Speaker 2: That is terrific optimetrical analysis that Tony, and also the
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  Speaker 2: overrated pathetic forty nine is they now find themselves at
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  Speaker 2: eleven and four, just like the Eagles and Lions.
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  Speaker 1: But the San Francisco still has.
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  Speaker 2: The one seed and home field advantage, Tony, we don't
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  Speaker 2: care about that in the.
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  Speaker 4: Slightest do we not at all? We don't want the
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  Speaker 4: Eagles to have home field advantage. No, we want road
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  Speaker 4: field advantage.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: When you're at home, you have to deal with your
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  Speaker 4: annoying family, you gotta run errands, do the dishes, all
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  Speaker 4: that wasted time bullshit. But on the road, you're in
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  Speaker 4: a cushy hotel. You got valets concierge's housekeeping HBO. We
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  Speaker 4: don't want to help the forty nine ers with strategy,
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  Speaker 4: but if I were them during the playoffs, I'd stay
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  Speaker 4: in a hotel in San Francisco and do a staycation.
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  Speaker 1: Such terrific advice, Tony. We hope they actually ignore it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, We're going to the AFC Big Nose there where
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  Speaker 2: the Broncos have benched Russell Wilson and are reportedly planning
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  Speaker 2: to cut him in the offseason.
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  Speaker 1: Tony.
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  Speaker 2: This just shows that once again the Broncos franchise is
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  Speaker 2: making a terrible decision.
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  Speaker 4: Are at day Absolutely the Broncos are forgetting how their
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  Speaker 4: franchise won in the past by having quarterbacks who were
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  Speaker 4: extremely shity Yep, Tim tebowp Peyton Manning when he was
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  Speaker 4: crippled and could barely walk, John Elway when he was
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  Speaker 4: nearing fifty years old. Frankly, I think if the Broncos
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  Speaker 4: could just hold on to Russell Wilson for another five
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  Speaker 4: or six years, he will the right amount of to
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  Speaker 4: win a Super Bowl. He's just not enough right now.
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  Speaker 2: Such smart NFL analysis that Dony and staying in the
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  Speaker 2: AFC U Joe Flacco has the Browns just playing lights
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  Speaker 2: out football after he replaced the age DeShawn Watson. And
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  Speaker 2: you know this is some people wondering if Flaco will
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  Speaker 2: be the long term replacement for DeShawn and Tony. When
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  Speaker 2: you lay it all out, it does seem to be
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  Speaker 2: a slam dunk argument for Flacco, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely Flacco has Watson beat in every important statistical category
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  Speaker 4: you put up that graphic pass yards PAG game, DeShawn
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  Speaker 4: had one eighty five point eight Flaco has three. Twenty
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  Speaker 4: three point two your touchdowns DeShawn had seven. Flaco has
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  Speaker 4: thirteen sexual assault allegations. DeShawn has twenty three. Flaco Goosegg
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  Speaker 4: zero YEP messuss Deshaun is on number two hundred and
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  Speaker 4: forty eight, Flacco still.
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  Speaker 1: On his first YEP, and.
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  Speaker 4: Finally ger genital exposure rate. Flacco is at zero point
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  Speaker 4: zero percent and DeShawn is at a whopping ninety nine
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  Speaker 4: point seven percent.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go.
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  Speaker 2: Can't argue with those numbers, don't. He's the one final
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  Speaker 2: NFL story. Travis Kelsey is under fire after people are
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  Speaker 2: saying his relationship with Taylor Swift is ruining his play
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  Speaker 2: on the field and the Chiefs in dire season because
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  Speaker 2: you know, he's only had one touchdown since they started dating,
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  Speaker 2: and the Chiefs suck. But Tony, these people, they just
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  Speaker 2: aren't seeing the bigger picture.
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  Speaker 1: Here, aren't they.
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  Speaker 4: No, there's one thing that's more important than football, and
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  Speaker 4: that's true love. If Travis Kelcey wants to sacrifice his
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  Speaker 4: entire career for Taylor Swift, then we hold heartedly support
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  Speaker 4: that move, even if it means the Chiefs have a
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  Speaker 4: first round playoff exit and both Travis and Patrick Mahomes
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  Speaker 4: watched their entire careers go down in flames.
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  Speaker 1: At least they'll have love.
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  Speaker 4: Well, Mahomes still will, but not Travis, because Taylor will
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  Speaker 4: have probably dumped him by den.
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  Speaker 5: Such heartfelt words that Doney And Now moving to the NBA,
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  Speaker 5: where Grizzly superstar Jean Morant made his longer way to
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  Speaker 5: come back from suspension and took home Player of the
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  Speaker 5: Week honors rafter nailing that buzzer beater to defeat the
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  Speaker 5: Pelicans and Tony This is just a great lesson for
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  Speaker 5: all NBA players, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Totally?
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  Speaker 4: People have been criticizing John Morant for fooling around with guns,
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  Speaker 4: but look at how good his shooting is now.
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  Speaker 1: His shooting is incredible.
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  Speaker 4: He was never afraid to pull the trigger at any
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  Speaker 4: point in the game, and at the end of the
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  Speaker 4: game when he went in for that kills shot. The
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  Speaker 4: Pelicans were dead game. Over All, players should take note.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to learn shooting, you got to practice
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  Speaker 4: without a basketball as much as with the basketball.
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  Speaker 2: Terrific advice for all basketball players out that, Dony, and
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  Speaker 2: what more basketball than you. The Detroit Pistons they broke
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  Speaker 2: an NBA record held o as you know by the
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  Speaker 2: Sixers by losing that twenty seventh consecutive game. Now you know,
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  Speaker 2: people they're going on and on and saying this is
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  Speaker 2: bad for the franchise, YadA, YadA, YadA.
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  Speaker 1: But Dony, that is not true at all, isn't it not?
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  Speaker 4: Even a little losing streaks can be great for business.
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  Speaker 4: Just look at the Washington Generals. They've lost two five
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  Speaker 4: hundred and sixty seven games in a row and people
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  Speaker 4: still go to the games and droves. In fact, they
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  Speaker 4: continue to sell out arenas and high school gymnasiums all
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  Speaker 4: across the country.
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  Speaker 2: Just terrific perspective that downy should make every feel much better.
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  Speaker 1: And absolutebject things that will make you feel better. You
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  Speaker 1: know you wait time for this people as you are.
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  Speaker 1: We do it at the end of every year where
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  Speaker 1: we take.
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  Speaker 2: Time in the show to bo ares who had great achievements,
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  Speaker 2: of course, but you know they tried time to cure
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  Speaker 2: the music and begin the FUSCO year and the.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go the year and awards.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Tony, so much hardware to pass out here,
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  Speaker 2: and we're gonna start with one of the most prestigious awards,
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  Speaker 2: the Excellence in Journalism Award, which this year goes to
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  Speaker 2: none other than Carissa Thompson.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, can gradulate a little controversial, Tony, because as you
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  Speaker 6: all know, Carrissa Thompson admitted this year that when she
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  Speaker 6: was a sideline reporter for Fox and couldn't get coaches
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  Speaker 6: to do the interviews.
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  Speaker 2: At halftime, well she would just make up what she
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  Speaker 2: thought they were going to say.
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  Speaker 1: So brave, well with these fools.
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  Speaker 2: Don't realize exactly, Tony, that this was good for the game, right, exactly?
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  Speaker 4: She was doing the coaches of favor by not making
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  Speaker 4: them spend time and energy doing the interview. Instead, they
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  Speaker 4: could spend those precious two minutes focusing on the x's
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  Speaker 4: and o's of the game while Carissa took care of
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  Speaker 4: the quotes for them.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, and you know I heard that the reason the
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  Speaker 2: Seahawks lost Super Bowl forty to the Steelers was because
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  Speaker 2: Melissa Stock stopped Mike Holgrin as he was rushing off
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  Speaker 2: the field at.
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  Speaker 1: Halftime, costing him precious time.
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  Speaker 2: Onbelieving him to, you know, make the halftime adjustments that
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  Speaker 2: would have won them the game.
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  Speaker 4: Just terrible journalism there by Melissa Stark.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, and there were congratulations to Carrissa Thompson fielding bravery
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  Speaker 2: winning the Excellence Year Journalists.
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  Speaker 1: Congrats Carisha.
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  Speaker 2: And that moves to our second award of the show,
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  Speaker 2: the best Deliberate Injury or a Great Award, and of
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  Speaker 2: course that.
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  Speaker 1: Goes to none other than Aaron Rodgers. Wow, what a
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  Speaker 1: win for mister Rodgers. It's a few.
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  Speaker 2: Minutes into his first game with the Jets. He looked
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  Speaker 2: around and quickly realized this was all just a total
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  Speaker 2: waste of.
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  Speaker 1: His absolutely shish matter.
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  Speaker 2: Off, just getting injured and just keeping it away playing
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  Speaker 2: for the Jets.
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  Speaker 1: And this was just such a smart move, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 4: Dony Absolutely, And when you think about it, he's the
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  Speaker 4: real MVP because he valued himself more than anyone else.
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  Speaker 2: So well set Tony, and congratulations to Aaron Rodgers, not
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  Speaker 2: just on the award but also the seventeen or eighteen
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  Speaker 2: weeks vacation he took in the middle of the season.
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  Speaker 1: Very smart, so so smart to.
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  Speaker 2: Another prestigious award, Tony, This one is the Courage Award.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, love, it's a lot to go against
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  Speaker 2: the grain, and this does stand up steel belief for
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  Speaker 2: what is right exactly indeed, and that's why this year's
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  Speaker 2: winner of the Courage Award is someone who embodied that
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  Speaker 2: spirit more than anyone else. Heroic Super Bowl groundskeeper George Thoma.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well deserved, mister Tooma.
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  Speaker 2: As you all know, after the Super Bowl was wrongly
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  Speaker 2: handed to the Chiefs, he came forward and blew the
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  Speaker 2: whistle on NFL field Derec and Mangen, who improperly installed
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  Speaker 2: and managed the grass for the Super Bowl, which are
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  Speaker 2: clearly too slippery to play. Wait, and we all remember
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  Speaker 2: what Thoma said about how mangan managed that grass soapballly.
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  Speaker 2: He said, quote he had only one standing, He should
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  Speaker 2: have had two, three standings, but he didn't do shot
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  Speaker 2: And wow, Tony, that is that is why George Tooma
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  Speaker 2: has won our current award, because he deserves the trophy
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  Speaker 2: just as much as the Eagles.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't that absolutely and at least we can right that
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  Speaker 4: wrong a little bit here on this show.
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  Speaker 1: There we go.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we're doing, all right, And now moving on
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  Speaker 2: to another big award, Coach of the Year.
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  Speaker 1: This was a hard one. This was a hard one,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: And actually there was a shocker in this category, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: wasn't it, Because you know, all the pundits out there,
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  Speaker 2: they said it was gonna be Nick siriont so too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but you know, we finally had to decide that it
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  Speaker 2: had to go to one coach who somehow just deserved
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  Speaker 2: it more absolutely, of course, we're talking about none other
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  Speaker 2: that now fired Michigan State head coach Mel Tucker. Congratulations
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  Speaker 2: ninety five million grow up and.
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  Speaker 1: Smoke over an alleged phone sex call.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, as we discussed on this show several times, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: there must have been some kind of misunderstanding here because
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  Speaker 2: how do we even know he was talking sex exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Just talking football?
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  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, I mean, how do we know he wasn't
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  Speaker 4: just giving this woman football advice? And this wasn't all
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  Speaker 4: just a big misunderstanding, you know, like you got to
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  Speaker 4: chase those deep balls and hold on to those balls
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  Speaker 4: nice and tight and get that penetration up the middle
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  Speaker 4: and then go deep on those balls, or you know,
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  Speaker 4: go for the sack, and when you get the sack,
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  Speaker 4: give that guy a good licking and go deep on
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  Speaker 4: his balls. And when you feel the rush because they're
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  Speaker 4: coming in hot for those balls, you got to take
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  Speaker 4: those balls deep and jam them down their throat. All
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  Speaker 4: of that sounds like x's and o's to me.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, Tony, just clearly when you lay it out like that,
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  Speaker 2: melt Taka has been wronged here probably thus deserves our
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  Speaker 2: Coach of the Year award, the just Mont except for
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  Speaker 2: everything for him.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, that's mister Tucker. Yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Then now to another major award here, Tony, the one
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  Speaker 2: for most productive season.
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  Speaker 1: And you have many great performances, so many great performances.
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  Speaker 1: One name stood above all, didn't it, Dony. Just a giant,
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  Speaker 1: truly above and behind among men. Yep, And that is Dolphin's.
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  Speaker 2: Wide receiver Tyreek Hill, not only putting up monster numbers
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  Speaker 2: on the field, but monster numbers off the field. To
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  Speaker 2: listen to these numbers, Tony, he fathered three different children
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  Speaker 2: with three different.
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  Speaker 1: Women in the stun of just a few months.
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  Speaker 2: Just unbelievable production, incredible performance scene and Tony. But like
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  Speaker 2: usual Tony, this has garnered criticism, hasn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Yep?
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  Speaker 4: But just watch those fools who are criticizing Tyreek Hill
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  Speaker 4: are going to be eating their words. Come to twenty
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  Speaker 4: forty four NFL Draft, when we are now guaranteed, thanks
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  Speaker 4: to Tyreek Hill, to have the best class of wide
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  Speaker 4: receivers in NFL history. So we thank Tyreek Hill for
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  Speaker 4: his contributions to the game of football.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely and that's why he's taken all the most productive
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  Speaker 2: season grass Missio. Tony. This is it, what was the
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  Speaker 2: big one, the culmination of this show and frankly the
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  Speaker 2: whole year, Tony. It alsists the biggest award of the night,
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  Speaker 2: the award for biggest failure.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, this is it.
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  Speaker 2: The big many names to choose from, so let's read
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  Speaker 2: through all the nominees. Patrick Mahomes, Russell Wilson, Brandon Staley,
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  Speaker 2: Josh McDaniels, Bill Belichick, Tom Brady Ye who retired but
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: Still get enough doing nothing but he sucks sack totally.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: James Harden, the.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Entire Philadelphia Phillies for only getting to the NLCS, all
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: of Major League Baseball for footing.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: The Texas Rangers and Arizona Diamond Dots in the World
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Series Aster, the.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Entire NFL officiating system, Indiana Jones, and the dial of Destiny.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Terrible, horrible.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Joe Biden, of course said finally, Dak Prescott and here.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: We go, Tony, It's time to reveal the winner. I
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: can't stand attention? Who is it?
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: The biggest failure of twenty twenty three. No surprise, yere
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Tony for the seventh year in a row. Dak Prescott, Yeah,
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: well done and grabs the yol.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Joe Biden almost pulled it out, but so close. Look
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: at the border crisis.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Don't get Jack is down there young and what's he
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: doing on Jack squat does n the border reportedly hasn't
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: even gone there once.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: You have just poor leadership there by Deck and by Biden,
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: but more so by Deck.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Up absolutely and there you added people the FUSCO year
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: and the Wow, that was just so a terrific show.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: What a way to end the show, What a way
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: to end the year?
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Was our good friends at crunch fittings And oh you
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: kidding me?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: If it's someone who I'd like to put on the
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: other side of the border, yeah, produce it, Jay, What
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: could you possibly want corrections? Oh? What? Hurry up? Go?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: What you said?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: You don't care if the Eagles have the number one seed?
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: No, not at all, doesn't had a bro, Well, the
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: statistics show it does. Oh.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: In fact, since nineteen seventy five, fifty three percent of
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Super Bowl winners had the one seed, so it clearly matters.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Well, after the show, I'm going to proceed
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: to stab you. Yeah, and you know what seed I hate?
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: The one your father put inside your mother.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're done, done, done. That's the end of the show.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: That's it. Let's why hurry up?
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Go?
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: You said?
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Brock Purdy is now considered one of the worst quarterbacks
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: in all of football.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah he sucks, bro. Stats don't lie, bro, Nope.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Nope, the stats show he's actually the best quarterback in
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: the NFL. He has the highest passer rating of any
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: qualified quarterback one twelve point two.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, good news. You just qualified to be murdered. Yeah.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: One twelve point two is the amount of times we're
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: gonna stabu.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's running scaling. That's it. We're done no more.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: By by the way, by why hurry up?
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Did you? Did you actually try to blame Dak Prescott
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: for the border crisis.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in Texas. Bro, he's supposed to be a leader.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is so.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Dumb and small minded that I don't even know what
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: to say.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I know.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: What to say. Fuck you.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to see something small? Look down your pants?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, I'm gid. And hey, look at this, Tony.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: We're gonna start the new year off in style. Just
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: booked on the show for next week. Super Bowl hero
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Eagle's legend Nick falls Wow went.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Away to start twenty twenty four.
• 22:56
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• 23:03
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• 23:09
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• 23:13
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• 23:16
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• 23:20
  Speaker 1: it great?
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Job as always, same to you, Polly, another floorless show.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: There you go, we'll see people next week. See uh