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NFL Combine, The Magic Castle, and Drafting The Perfect Vacation · NFL Podcast Network Selects

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Speaker 1: And when I woke up this morning, I was feeling
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Speaker 1: pretty dangerous for on a Cincinnati's team. It's my cornback. No,
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Speaker 1: your role is shut your mouth. You joke, Brodie. They
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Speaker 1: are a week up, they were, and we let about
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Speaker 1: the Hello, you plenty to win the gate. They want
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Speaker 1: you to cook the dinner. At least they ought to
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Speaker 1: let you shout for summer the groceries and on the
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Speaker 1: way up, we're gonna buy the kneecap off playoffs? Are
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Speaker 1: you kidding me? I'm just here so I won't get fine.
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Speaker 1: How could he not be romantic about football? Hello, everybody,
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Speaker 1: that's me coming back to life. I am back, baby.
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Speaker 1: Welcome to Bench with Bonetta, our first second episode post
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Speaker 1: super Bowl. The first one didn't count. Okay, we were
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Speaker 1: barely alive put a few days after the super Bowl
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Speaker 1: recapping everything that went down. Now we're a few weeks out.
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Speaker 1: I just got back from my very own darkness retreat.
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Speaker 1: Um it's called a peanut a lot of retreat. And
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Speaker 1: it was in Cobo, and boy did I have a time.
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Speaker 1: I had to get a spray tan before I left.
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Speaker 1: Because things we're gonna look rough. Things we're gonna be pasty.
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Speaker 1: By the pool, and the people that I went on
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Speaker 1: vacation with came back darker than I was. And I
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Speaker 1: don't even have a spray tan Except for me. I
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Speaker 1: had a blast, had an absolute blast. The offseason so
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Speaker 1: far has been going really well for those of you.
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Speaker 1: This is the highlight for those of you that don't
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Speaker 1: live in Los Angeles, and I'm gonna make some people
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Speaker 1: in the control room very jealous if they have not
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Speaker 1: been here. I got to go to the Magic Castle. Okay,
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Speaker 1: for those of you that don't live here or don't
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Speaker 1: know what the Magic Castle is, you cannot go unless
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Speaker 1: you know a magician. Okay. That is how you get in.
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Speaker 1: You've got to be invited. You've got to have an
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Speaker 1: inn with like a registered magician. Where the hell these
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Speaker 1: people are getting registered as a magician, I do not know,
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Speaker 1: but they have to be a member of the Magic
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Speaker 1: Castle for you to go. And the Magic Castle is
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Speaker 1: this gigantic house. It was like the first house built
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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. That's not true, but it looks like it.
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Speaker 1: There's pictures all around. There's like nothing else at the
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Speaker 1: foot of the Hollywood Hills, and it's creepy. You pull
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Speaker 1: up to this thing, and you're like, this is dark energy, okay,
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Speaker 1: and I'm not just buying into the magician's dark energy.
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Speaker 1: Weird things have happened in this home. And there's all
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Speaker 1: these little plaques around by the way, you get in
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Speaker 1: the door and you have to say alberkadabra for the
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Speaker 1: door to open. I'm sure it would just if you
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Speaker 1: said can you open it please? They would open, but
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Speaker 1: people look silly doing it. But anyways, so you go in.
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Speaker 1: There's all these plaques everywhere telling you how all the
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Speaker 1: house is, how spooky it all is. There's this ghost
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Speaker 1: that plays the piano named Irma. You go up to
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Speaker 1: the piano, you say, Irma, can you play fly Me
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Speaker 1: to the Moon? She goes, it's wild times, okay. And
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Speaker 1: I wish that our friend Mohan was here to tell
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Speaker 1: this story, because this is why I bring it up.
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Speaker 1: A I miss Mohan and b I went to the
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Speaker 1: Magic Castle. And one time and went to the Magic
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Speaker 1: Castle and in the middle of the night, they're like, everyone,
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Speaker 1: get out. You gotta get out. No, no, no, doesn't
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Speaker 1: matter who you know, which magician you know, you gotta
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Speaker 1: get into the house. By bye bye bye. They walk out.
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Speaker 1: There's ambulances, there's fire trucks, there's everything. Okay, He's just like,
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Speaker 1: why are we getting told to leave the Magic Castle.
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Speaker 1: Turns out somebody died in a closet there that night. Okay,
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Speaker 1: so I knew going into this place. It was spooky vibes.
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Speaker 1: Weird stuff has happened in this house. And it was
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Speaker 1: a time and a magician licked me dead in my eyes,
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Speaker 1: and I thought he was possessing me for a second,
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Speaker 1: and I said, I gotta go, I gotta get out
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Speaker 1: of here. So that and then I just drank a
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Speaker 1: bunch of pina clots. That's how my offseason has been going.
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Speaker 1: I gotta say, I freaking miss football. And I'm excited
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Speaker 1: because this week the Combine starts. Baby, The NFL Combine
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Speaker 1: starts this Thursday, March second, at three pm Eastern on
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Speaker 1: NFL Network and NFL Plus. We are not going sadly.
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Speaker 1: We went last year. It was a time and usually
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Speaker 1: I think today was the day that you get to
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Speaker 1: start like hearing stuff from coaches. We've got some fun
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Speaker 1: news to react to, and then the combine starts. I
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Speaker 1: will say when I went last year, it was like
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Speaker 1: kind of emotional. You're down on the field and these
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Speaker 1: guys are just like pacing. They're just before anything gets started.
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Speaker 1: They're just pacing. They're warming up their bodies. They're about
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Speaker 1: this is about to be the most probably important day
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Speaker 1: of their career thus far. And you can just feel
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Speaker 1: the energy. It is pin drop silent down there, like
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Speaker 1: there's no music playing, there's no no one's going a
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Speaker 1: good to see it bro none of that. They're a
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Speaker 1: full panic mode. They're freaking out. And then you'll hear
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Speaker 1: someone like hoots and hollers when somebody runs a fast forty.
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Speaker 1: But it is very exciting that starts on Thursday. We
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Speaker 1: are all very excited to see how that unwinds. But
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Speaker 1: it got me thinking, you know how when you go
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Speaker 1: to high school and you're like, why am I dissecting
4:57
Speaker 1: a frog if I want to become a television host, Like,
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Speaker 1: there's a lot of things that you learn in school
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Speaker 1: that don't make sense. There's a lot of things that
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Speaker 1: you should learn in school that would make more sense,
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Speaker 1: Like I don't know how to pay your taxes, but
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Speaker 1: you don't learn those things. So I took to Twitter
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Speaker 1: and I asked, y'all, what is missing from the combine
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Speaker 1: that would be like a thing that players have to
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Speaker 1: do in their careers that would make a lot of sense.
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Speaker 1: But all they're doing is like seeing how high they
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Speaker 1: can jump, okay, and measuring their hands sizes and whatever.
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Speaker 1: So we got rid of the wonderlick. We did that
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Speaker 1: last year. I didn't want to subject y'all to hearing
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Speaker 1: me having to answer these seemingly basic but actually very
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Speaker 1: difficult questions. The wonderlick did not make any sense, Okay,
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Speaker 1: But I took to Twitter and I asked y'all what
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Speaker 1: was missing, and this is how I said it. Okay,
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Speaker 1: so they got rid of the wonderlick. Test by good
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Speaker 1: zia didn't make sense. I would love to see some
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Speaker 1: kind of media test, just because there would be hell
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Speaker 1: of fun moments that come from these guys getting grilled.
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Speaker 1: And also think about how much of their career they're
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Speaker 1: standing in front of a podium. They're getting asked half
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Speaker 1: two questions at half time. They're going to ask questions postgame,
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Speaker 1: pre game, a lot of stuff that we love. I
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Speaker 1: love when somebody has a wild post game or says
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Speaker 1: something crazy at practice, because we are going to take
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Speaker 1: that small little tick tack of information blow it out
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Speaker 1: of proportions to something that you did not even mean
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Speaker 1: at all, because that's our job. Okay, we're bored, we
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Speaker 1: don't have a life, so that's what we're gonna do
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Speaker 1: to the words that come out of your mouth. But see,
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Speaker 1: don't you think that that'd be interested if those guys
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Speaker 1: were tested and grilled on that? So I tweeted that out.
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Speaker 1: Our guy Rich Eisen did a little note writing thing. Okay,
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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he's there. He's going to be at
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Speaker 1: the draft. Rich is good at asking those questions. I
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Speaker 1: think that he should actually be hosting that segment. But
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Speaker 1: that's what I said, And then I also said I
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Speaker 1: also said this. I also post this as an idea
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Speaker 1: if we had a million dollars, a trillion dollars, I
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Speaker 1: don't know what this would cost. Okay, what if we
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Speaker 1: built some kind of dome and just put very very
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Speaker 1: cold air in there, and maybe even some like fake
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Speaker 1: snowflakes and simulated a snow game. Don't you think that
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Speaker 1: that would be valuable information and maybe perhaps a very
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Speaker 1: hot one. Don't you think it would be valuable information
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Speaker 1: to see what players can really rock it in the cold? Tests?
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Speaker 1: Like imagine seeing Josh Allen at the combine way back when,
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Speaker 1: just throwing darts in the cold dome. The Bills who
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Speaker 1: already signed them, so I guess it doesn't really matter
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Speaker 1: to them, would be he's higher on my list, baby okay.
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Speaker 1: So that's those were my two ideas. A cold dome
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Speaker 1: that would probably be a billion dollars debate, and a
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Speaker 1: media test. This is what you guys thought, Okay, would
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Speaker 1: love to see these athletes perform the beep test. I
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Speaker 1: do not think that. Well. I guess that could be
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Speaker 1: speed and also just seeing like how long they can,
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Speaker 1: you know, like what their athletic levels are. I don't
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Speaker 1: know what. Why did we even do the beep test?
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Speaker 1: Why were we doing the beep test in high school?
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Speaker 1: That's another thing they should throw out in high school.
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Speaker 1: That would give me anxiety when it was beep test day.
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Speaker 1: I would actually really love to try that as an
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Speaker 1: adult though, and I would watch grown men do it.
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Speaker 1: You also got to think combines are like, yes, we're
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Speaker 1: trying to figure out who's good at what and who
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Speaker 1: should be drafted to what team and all feels a
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Speaker 1: little weird but also stelevised. Baby okay. Throwing a couple
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Speaker 1: of things that are gonna be fun to watch. It
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Speaker 1: is fun to watch, especially the forty. Okay, okay, this
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Speaker 1: one's not wrong. This one is not wrong. Kyle says.
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Speaker 1: A social media test, players are giving a list of
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Speaker 1: tweets and must choose which ones they'd send out, similar
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Speaker 1: to like the media things. Sometimes these guys say things
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Speaker 1: and you're like, oh boy, should you have not said that? Literally,
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Speaker 1: everybody should do a social media test. Get There's just
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Speaker 1: some things that should not be said, should not be thought.
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Speaker 1: Don't put them out into the ether. Okay, podcast tutorials
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Speaker 1: usually players were New Heights shout outs. We love that
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Speaker 1: pod players are always transporting into the media roles. Some
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Speaker 1: of these are pretty dumb. Best TikTok tests Now, I
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Speaker 1: don't want to see that. Corey says, touchdown, celebration, dance practice.
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Speaker 1: Got to know these guys ain't gonna get a penalty
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Speaker 1: from thrusting too many times. That's genius. You gotta know
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Speaker 1: how many thrusts you can do. Okay, you got to
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Speaker 1: know how many thrusts cost? What? All? Right? I want
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Speaker 1: to know if I'm going into it into a game
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Speaker 1: and I know I'm going to be scoring some tunnies
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Speaker 1: or catching some interceptions. I need to know what my
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Speaker 1: celebration dance is going to cost me. It's all about
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Speaker 1: financial literacy. Okay, that could be a part of a
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Speaker 1: financial literacy kind of class. Um. I love is Blind Challenge.
9:30
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means or what that entails,
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Speaker 1: but I'm in because I love that show. And if
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Speaker 1: y'all aren't watching The Perfect Match, you're wasting your time
9:40
Speaker 1: with life because that is the best show on television
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Speaker 1: right now. Oh my god. Okay, Oh, a gritty test
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Speaker 1: is a good one. I think that that would go
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Speaker 1: into the dance celebration, like just how maybe maybe deciding
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Speaker 1: like you're not worth because sometimes the dance celebrations are
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Speaker 1: worth the you know, ten th fifteen thousand whatever. I
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Speaker 1: don't even know how much these are costs. Okay, Fluffy
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Speaker 1: Fawn says, make them, make them keep track of an
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Speaker 1: egg for the week, can't break or lose it. Is
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Speaker 1: this a responsibility thing? Because again, I would watch some
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Speaker 1: kind of like real life documentary following them, following a
10:16
Speaker 1: gigantic man trying to keep track of one single raw egg.
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Speaker 1: I think people are in agrance that they would want
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Speaker 1: to see some media things fear Factor style challenges. Sure
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Speaker 1: you want a national championship, but can you eat a bug?
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Speaker 1: I want to know either way. It's gonna be fun
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Speaker 1: to watch these guys compete in the combine and see
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Speaker 1: who is going to really shine before the draft that's
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Speaker 1: going to take place very very soon. It's all happening.
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Speaker 1: Just when you think you're in the offseason, you're not
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Speaker 1: actually okay, you got to prepare for the preseason, which
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Speaker 1: starts the day after the Super Bowl. Another thing that
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Speaker 1: is coming this week that I'm very, very excited about,
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Speaker 1: probably on the same level as the Combine. Travis Kelcey
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Speaker 1: is hosting Saturday Night Live. What day is that? Just kidding?
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Speaker 1: It's Saturday. I was thinking I was doing a little
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Speaker 1: deep dive into like other athletes that have hosted across
11:05
Speaker 1: like all sports, but mostly football. You know, Eli has hosted,
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Speaker 1: Peyton has hosted one time, Tom Brady has hosted. We're
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Speaker 1: gonna get into Tom Brady doing comedy and Una Memento.
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Speaker 1: Jj Watt. I'm actually surprised that jj Watt hosted before
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Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey. Travis is like an obvious shoe in. Lebron
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Speaker 1: hosted one time Charles Barkley has hosted four times. He's
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Speaker 1: almost a part of the five time jacket wearing member
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Speaker 1: what is that called whatever, the people that'll get to
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Speaker 1: wear the red jacket after they've hosted five times. He's
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Speaker 1: almost there. He is the north star that Travis should
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Speaker 1: be aiming for. And I feel like this is gonna
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Speaker 1: be very good. I'm gonna call a few things out
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Speaker 1: right now. Ay, I don't know if Jason is going
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Speaker 1: to be there because he just had had a baby.
11:50
Speaker 1: Shout out to the new Kelsey baby. I think pretty
11:53
Speaker 1: sure she's a girl. Congratulations to that fan. I want
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Speaker 1: to see the mom in the crowd. I'm not we
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Speaker 1: do not have Donna Kelsey fatigue. We do not have
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Speaker 1: Donna Kelsey or any kind of Kelsey fatigue. I want
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Speaker 1: to see the brother. I want to see Jason. I
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Speaker 1: want to see Donna in the crowd during the monologue.
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Speaker 1: I want them standing up. I want them. We're not
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Speaker 1: gonna know that they're there and they're gonna ask a question.
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Speaker 1: We're gonna be like, ah, they're all there. It's gonna
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Speaker 1: be a blast. I don't know if you guys saw this,
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Speaker 1: but Travis just did some kind of impression of Patrick Mahomes,
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Speaker 1: which was the most spot on Patrick Mahomes impression that
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Speaker 1: I've heard thus far. And I worked on it for
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Speaker 1: like a full day and I was like, there's no
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Speaker 1: world in which I will ever reach this voice. So
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Speaker 1: I gave up. But Travis, I could see some kind
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Speaker 1: of Patrick Mahomes appearance in the crowd during the monologue.
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Speaker 1: We would love to see that. But I really think
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Speaker 1: that he's going to be great at this. I think
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Speaker 1: he is so funny already. Maybe they recreate his Chasing
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Speaker 1: Kelsey dating show where he dated fifty women from fifty
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Speaker 1: different states. Honestly, I think he might be single Chasing
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Speaker 1: Kelsey part two? Who cares about the bachelor? Who cares
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Speaker 1: about perfect match? What I don't want to see is
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Speaker 1: Chasing Kelsey Part two? But that is this week, and
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Speaker 1: we're gonna have more news from the combine next week.
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Speaker 1: It is going to be great. Football is back. Kind
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Speaker 1: of sort of how pathetic are we that we can't
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Speaker 1: even go two weeks and we're like, let's go, baby,
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Speaker 1: she's back, guys coming up after the break. I'm going
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Speaker 1: to draft my perfect vacation. This one was fine. It's great.
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Speaker 1: Peanut claws were sipped all right, many okay, but it
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Speaker 1: might have been more fun if certain people weren't there.
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Speaker 1: It's all I'm gonna say. Okay, I know we mentioned
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Speaker 1: Perfect Match in the beginning of this show, but I
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Speaker 1: need to if there's ever a single thing that I've
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Speaker 1: said to you in my life on this podcast, to walk,
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Speaker 1: to read, to experience, such as the Magic Castle. Guys,
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Speaker 1: if Perfect Match is such a mess of a television
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Speaker 1: program and it is just when you think you get
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Speaker 1: a break from the roller coaster and the drama is over,
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Speaker 1: do you, guys think that people need to watch Love
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Speaker 1: Is Blind and other Netflix bad juicy shows to enjoy
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Speaker 1: this or no? I mean it helps because we see,
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Speaker 1: like we know the storylines of some of these people.
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Speaker 1: But I didn't even think that you need to watch
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Speaker 1: Love is Blind. I don't think you need to watch
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Speaker 1: you have to handle just watch a perfect match, Okay, Okay,
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Speaker 1: um ka, it is time to draft my perfect vacation. Okay.
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Speaker 1: This is a trend that I've been seeing on TikTok.
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Speaker 1: There's also like you know, when you see people are like, okay,
14:46
Speaker 1: who murdered me? And it's they just like go through
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Speaker 1: all of the people. You know what, I'm talking about
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Speaker 1: your own TikTok Okay, So I'm drafting my perfect vacation.
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Speaker 1: I really thought about this today. It took me about
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Speaker 1: thirty minutes to answer all these questions because I was
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Speaker 1: trying to make it absolutely perfect. A whole storyline, whole scenario.
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Speaker 1: Follow me on this, travel buddy one. Okay, Dan Campbell,
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Speaker 1: he is the guy that's in the pool that is
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Speaker 1: burnt to a crisp on day one and the rest
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Speaker 1: of the vacation he has to wear a long sleeve shirt.
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Speaker 1: He is that guy. He's got two peanut coladas. One's
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Speaker 1: a Miami Vice, a Dakari mix with a peanut colada,
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Speaker 1: one full peanut colada. He is just he doesn't leave
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Speaker 1: the pool. You know, he's peeing in the pool all
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Speaker 1: day like no one gets too close to him. Dan
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Speaker 1: Caimbell's in the corner. He's got his long sleeve shirt on.
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Speaker 1: Is he even wearing a hat? Probably not. Is he
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Speaker 1: even wearing sun black? Probably not. He does have a
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Speaker 1: sunglass hand that last for two weeks once he gets home. Okay,
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Speaker 1: that's travel companion number one, and I am not mad
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Speaker 1: about it. For a second, am I going near him
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Speaker 1: in the pool and I'm not number two. Also, I
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Speaker 1: don't pean the pool. People that be in the pool sickos.
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Speaker 1: I'm looking at all, y'all. I'm trying to see your reaction.
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Speaker 1: In the back, I see some people in the pool. Okay,
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Speaker 1: travel buddy number two, this is actually very strategic. This
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Speaker 1: is more of a career move. I'm going Jalen Hurts
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Speaker 1: as my travel buddy number two. First off, who doesn't
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Speaker 1: love Jalen Hurts? Okay? Second off, he just lost the
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Speaker 1: super Bowl. Okay, maybe you would think that sounds like
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Speaker 1: a sad vacation. No, no, no, no no. Every restaurant
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Speaker 1: that you go to, every bar that you go to,
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Speaker 1: guess what people are sending over the drinks. People are
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Speaker 1: sending over the freebev's, the comped meals. Because we're with
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Speaker 1: a loser, we're actually with the number one loser. He
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Speaker 1: just lost the super Bowl. All right, No one is
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Speaker 1: gonna have any quale. He's not getting turned down to
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Speaker 1: the door. There gonna be like, bro, sorry, but you
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Speaker 1: got quite the That's another thing. He's got quite the
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Speaker 1: career ahead of him. Will he be in another Super Bowl?
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Speaker 1: I sure, think so do. I want in at the
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Speaker 1: low points in his career so that when he is
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Speaker 1: holding the Lombardi he can look around and he'll be like, hey,
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Speaker 1: my day, ones, y'all were there for me when I
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Speaker 1: lost That's me. That's us on vacation. Okay, Jalen Hurts
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Speaker 1: is my number two. Our tour guide for the week
17:04
Speaker 1: is none other than Pete Carroll. Because I immediately thought
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Speaker 1: of tour guide, I thought, you know, Paul Rudd and
17:10
Speaker 1: forgetting Sarah Marshall, and I was like, who is that?
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Speaker 1: That is Pete Carroll. Pete Carroll. Once he's done with
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Speaker 1: his NFL career as a coach, he is gonna retire
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Speaker 1: in Hawaii. He's gonna learn how to surf and then
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Speaker 1: he's gonna teach other dumb tourists how to surf. And
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Speaker 1: you know what, I would give him my money. And
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Speaker 1: I don't even like be in the ocean because I
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Speaker 1: just like that guy. He's trustworthy. He's a trustworthy old guy. Okay,
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Speaker 1: you wanna you wanna be on his tour. You know
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Speaker 1: that he knows things, or even if he doesn't know things,
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Speaker 1: he is for sure going to make them up in
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Speaker 1: a believable way, because he's a grandpa. That's what grandpa's do.
17:43
Speaker 1: They tell stories that you want to believe. Okay, that
17:48
Speaker 1: is our tour guide staying in the room next door.
17:50
Speaker 1: I want it to be TV twelve. I want it
17:53
Speaker 1: to be Tom Brady. I want to know what's going
17:54
Speaker 1: on in his life, you betcha. I'm gonna be up
17:57
Speaker 1: against that door with a glass listening to every single
18:00
Speaker 1: thing that he says. Who's he with, is he with anyone?
18:04
Speaker 1: What's he up to? And also I feel like he's
18:06
Speaker 1: kind of boring and would keep it quiet. When I
18:09
Speaker 1: was in Cabo, we were right below there was like
18:12
Speaker 1: a club on the roof because people I don't know
18:15
Speaker 1: party on vacation. I didn't go to the glob I'm
18:18
Speaker 1: not a globber, but our room was directly below it,
18:21
Speaker 1: and I had to wear ear plugs every single night
18:24
Speaker 1: because I am not that fun um. But I feel
18:27
Speaker 1: like Tom Brady would be nice and quiet, no disturbances,
18:29
Speaker 1: and I'm nosey, and I want to know about his life.
18:31
Speaker 1: And maybe i'd like time like I'd be I'd hear
18:33
Speaker 1: him like getting ready to go out for the day,
18:34
Speaker 1: and I'd time I'd time myself up perfectly so we
18:38
Speaker 1: would like bump into each other. But um, I work
18:41
Speaker 1: on them all. What are the odds and we're next
18:43
Speaker 1: store to each other. You guys are gonna go to
18:44
Speaker 1: the pool, want to hang, want to be friends. We're
18:47
Speaker 1: gonna talk about Tom Brady coming up in a sack
18:49
Speaker 1: because I've got a bone to pick. But Tom Brady
18:51
Speaker 1: is staying in the room next door. Annoying couple you
18:54
Speaker 1: keep running into. I hate to say it, but it's
18:57
Speaker 1: restin's here. I just feel like they doing TikTok in
19:00
Speaker 1: the pool. They'd be doing tiktokie dances at the pool.
19:06
Speaker 1: If you're gonna do TikTok dances at the pool, it's fine,
19:09
Speaker 1: But you know, I respect you. If you're working towards something.
19:13
Speaker 1: You're trying to build your empire, you're trying to get money,
19:15
Speaker 1: you're trying to like get your little sponsorships. You are,
19:20
Speaker 1: you're both billionaires. You don't need to be doing tiktoki
19:23
Speaker 1: dances as the pool, you don't. You know, it's the
19:26
Speaker 1: most depressing thing when you're on vacation, which I saw
19:29
Speaker 1: on the last day, which maybe I was just like
19:31
Speaker 1: a little bummed out to begin with. But there was
19:33
Speaker 1: this woman that was like making her husband take all
19:35
Speaker 1: these pictures of her at the pool post pols and
19:38
Speaker 1: then literally, as soon as he was done taking the picture,
19:40
Speaker 1: as they sat on opposite chairs facing away from each other,
19:43
Speaker 1: like didn't even want to talk to each other. I
19:47
Speaker 1: was like, oh, human beings are depressing. Okay, so that
19:52
Speaker 1: is the annoying couple you run into obviously right there,
19:54
Speaker 1: like the obvious pick you don't want to run into.
19:56
Speaker 1: You don't destination. I don't really care bora bora cobbo
20:01
Speaker 1: somewhere hot, Okay, I want a beach. I am anti
20:04
Speaker 1: alpine vacation. I am anti skiing vacation. You don't. We
20:08
Speaker 1: don't need that. You know. I'm not going to go
20:09
Speaker 1: on vacation and go be cold and tired and wet
20:14
Speaker 1: if my socks are soaking wet. No, I don't want that. Okay,
20:18
Speaker 1: it's a no. And then the final thing to build
20:21
Speaker 1: out my perfect vacation, what is a group activity that
20:25
Speaker 1: I would want to do with all of these people,
20:27
Speaker 1: And let me tell you there's not a one. I
20:30
Speaker 1: don't do activities on vacations. I sit in my little cheer. Okay,
20:35
Speaker 1: I get to know my server by name. Okay, we
20:37
Speaker 1: become friends. We become friends all weekend, all week long.
20:42
Speaker 1: He comes, he takes my drinkie, he brings my drinkie.
20:45
Speaker 1: I drink my drinkie. He gets me another drinkie. That's
20:48
Speaker 1: the vibe. Okay. I am not getting off my chair
20:50
Speaker 1: unless I have to go to the bathroom because I
20:52
Speaker 1: don't go in the pool or go into the pool
20:54
Speaker 1: for a little swim. Okay, I don't go in the ocean.
20:57
Speaker 1: I don't go on excursions. I was watching people in
21:01
Speaker 1: Mexico in these gigantic parachutes over the water. That's not fun.
21:07
Speaker 1: Who's doing that on vacation? It is not me. I'm
21:09
Speaker 1: not an excursion gal. I'm not ziplining. I'm not going
21:13
Speaker 1: in a sonote. Okay, just my luck, I would go
21:17
Speaker 1: into a sinote. I went to loom once and my
21:20
Speaker 1: axe was like, I really want to go to the sinote.
21:23
Speaker 1: He's like, excursion guy. Okay, maybe that's part of the
21:25
Speaker 1: reason why we're not together anymore. I'm not an excursion gal.
21:28
Speaker 1: We went into a sinote and I was so upset.
21:31
Speaker 1: I thought we were gonna go like just check it out.
21:34
Speaker 1: He sees a little twour going in for a swim.
21:36
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna go into the snotte and I'm like,
21:37
Speaker 1: what am I supposed to do? And he's like, come
21:39
Speaker 1: in with me, and I'm like, no. I threw a
21:41
Speaker 1: full fit, maybe even had I'm an actress, maybe even
21:44
Speaker 1: had one or two tiers rolled down the cheeky but
21:47
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm still going. So I was like, okay, fine,
21:50
Speaker 1: I'll be waiting on the other side. I realized there
21:53
Speaker 1: is no other side you have to go through to
21:55
Speaker 1: get out. So this group leaves. They're nowhere to be seen.
21:59
Speaker 1: I go to the guy. I gotta go in there.
22:01
Speaker 1: I gotta get out of here. So it gives me
22:03
Speaker 1: a little thing. I'm by myself. I did not want
22:06
Speaker 1: to go into the Sonota to begin with. I'm by myself.
22:09
Speaker 1: I get it into the Sonota. I'm like swimming around.
22:12
Speaker 1: I catch now I actually know why we broke up.
22:15
Speaker 1: I catch up to the group and I'm like, I'm
22:17
Speaker 1: gonna show him. I swim under and like pinches bum
22:21
Speaker 1: he screams in front of the whole group, and I
22:25
Speaker 1: joined up with the group and we finish off our vacation,
22:28
Speaker 1: but I did not like it in there. It was
22:29
Speaker 1: cold and it was dark, and it was very scary,
22:30
Speaker 1: and I will never do it again. It was worth
22:32
Speaker 1: it for the scare, but group activity. None. Can't catch
22:36
Speaker 1: me on a group activity. I'm gonna be floating in
22:38
Speaker 1: that pool. It's probably filled with bead. All right. Coming
22:40
Speaker 1: up after the break, the best and the worst thing
22:42
Speaker 1: that I saw all week. One of them ask to
22:44
Speaker 1: do with Tom Brady, and I will flip out if
22:48
Speaker 1: it is true. Don't go anywhere the things all right,
23:05
Speaker 1: um man, I don't know what I want to start with.
23:08
Speaker 1: Both of them could be categorized as worst. By the way,
23:11
Speaker 1: this week, I'll start with the worst thing that I saw.
23:14
Speaker 1: I was really hoping that we would get some more
23:16
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers news this week, and I came out of
23:18
Speaker 1: vacation being like I came out of my own darkness retreat,
23:21
Speaker 1: Aaron's come out of his. By the way I googled
23:25
Speaker 1: this darkness retreat, I would lose my I think I
23:28
Speaker 1: would lose my mind. I listened to this podcast a
23:33
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago about this woman that went to
23:34
Speaker 1: the quietest place in the world, which is like oh,
23:38
Speaker 1: I want to say. It's somewhere in like a weird
23:40
Speaker 1: place like Minnesota or something like that, and it's this
23:43
Speaker 1: u sound deprivation chamber. Does that right? Did I say that? Right? Whatever?
23:48
Speaker 1: It's the quietest room in the world according to like
23:51
Speaker 1: Guinness World Records all of these like scientific places, and
23:54
Speaker 1: you go, you turn off the lights and you just
23:56
Speaker 1: are supposed to sit in this chamber with your thoughts
24:00
Speaker 1: and people hallucinate in there. They see like maybe a
24:03
Speaker 1: little crack of light, they start to see that think
24:05
Speaker 1: that they're seeing aliens whatever. Having that sort of like
24:09
Speaker 1: sound light, all of that stuff deprivation and it can
24:12
Speaker 1: really mess your with your mind. So the fact that
24:13
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers is like I'm gonna go to one of
24:15
Speaker 1: these streets and really figure things out, Like baby, no,
24:19
Speaker 1: you're gonna come out of that thing thinking that you
24:21
Speaker 1: were from another pendet if you don't already think that yourself.
24:25
Speaker 1: I was looking at pictures is actually kind of like
24:27
Speaker 1: cute little cabin and like actually in like a hill
24:30
Speaker 1: in Oregon. I think the place has like pictures online
24:33
Speaker 1: you can see it. It's just like a there's like
24:35
Speaker 1: a little meditation corner. I think that you actually would
24:39
Speaker 1: maybe lose yourself more than finding yourself, or maybe that
24:43
Speaker 1: says more about me than it does about him that
24:44
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of that two personal Okay, But Aaron Rodgers
24:49
Speaker 1: has come out of his retreat. He has not said
24:51
Speaker 1: anything the GM of the Packers. You know how they
24:56
Speaker 1: had their media availability at the combine. He said, not
24:59
Speaker 1: much to report on that one. We haven't really had
25:01
Speaker 1: any conversations yet, so not a lot of answers there.
25:04
Speaker 1: We want answers. I think Ian Rappiwort said that the
25:06
Speaker 1: longer this goes, the more likely it is for him
25:08
Speaker 1: to stay with the Packers. So who knows how this
25:11
Speaker 1: is gonna unfold. But I want to hear about it.
25:13
Speaker 1: I want to hear I want Oh it's Tuesday, isn't
25:15
Speaker 1: he supposed to go on McAfee today. We're gonna get
25:18
Speaker 1: to the bottom of this. I want the full I
25:21
Speaker 1: want I want the full story. What happened in the
25:23
Speaker 1: dark with Aaron Rodgers. Oh, that sounds like it's not
25:27
Speaker 1: Peter either, if you know what I'm okay. And then
25:30
Speaker 1: another bad thing that I saw I categorized this is
25:33
Speaker 1: the best thing that I saw because it piqued my
25:34
Speaker 1: interest the most. There were lots of reports today that
25:39
Speaker 1: Tom Brady is doing stand up. I don't know what
25:44
Speaker 1: that means. There's also some other reports on TMZ saying
25:46
Speaker 1: he's not gonna do stand up. He's in talks with
25:48
Speaker 1: Netflix to do a roast. That could be interesting. Our
25:54
Speaker 1: good friend of the show, friend of the pod, Sarah Tiana,
25:57
Speaker 1: a roastmaster. I bet you she would be involved in
26:00
Speaker 1: some way. Tom Brady pursuing stand up comedy. I can't
26:06
Speaker 1: say I wouldn't watch. I cannot say I wouldn't watch.
26:09
Speaker 1: I know a few years ago, you know, when he
26:10
Speaker 1: started to really get into his social media stuff and
26:12
Speaker 1: his Instagram started popping off. He started making all of
26:14
Speaker 1: these videos, and everyone's just like, he's got to have
26:17
Speaker 1: a team. I think he'd have a team for this too.
26:19
Speaker 1: I'd probably be entertaining. They do a good job. I subscribe,
26:23
Speaker 1: I follow, Okay, but that's what's on the radar right now.
26:26
Speaker 1: He's I think he's delaying his trip to Fox to
26:31
Speaker 1: call some games, and he is going to be doing
26:33
Speaker 1: comedy in one way or another. We don't know what
26:37
Speaker 1: that means, but let me tell you, I'm excited. To
26:40
Speaker 1: find out. Okay, guys, that is our show. That's it.
26:42
Speaker 1: That's all Bench with Banetta. We are down to once
26:44
Speaker 1: a week, so we're gonna be back next week. We're
26:46
Speaker 1: gonna be talking about the combine. Well, we saw what
26:48
Speaker 1: we love, what we hated. Maybe we'll call up Rich,
26:52
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll call up Ridge pre draft and say, hey, sir,
26:55
Speaker 1: we got an idea for you. What a grill these guys.
26:57
Speaker 1: Why do you see what they got to offer? What
26:59
Speaker 1: makes him track? Okay, what makes him tink? We want
27:02
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27:06
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27:10
Speaker 1: talking about the news. There's lots of stuff happening. People
27:12
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27:16
Speaker 1: where is he going. We're gonna keep you updated on
27:18
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27:21
Speaker 1: hasn't been here in years. He's on vacation. Oh he
27:24
Speaker 1: thinks he can take a vacation. That's cute. Only I'm
27:27
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27:30
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