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Our Better Halves · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two teas in a Pod with Teddy mellancap and Camra Judge.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, guys, welcome to another episode with two don't.
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  Speaker 3: Get your shit together like Edwin.
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  Speaker 4: If I'm going to be if I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Going to be a boss, well if I had a
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  Speaker 1: mic that if I had one of those holder for
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  Speaker 1: the mics.
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  Speaker 5: When did they become our bus?
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  Speaker 6: I guess now?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, But I want you guys to know what
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  Speaker 1: we're like. They have a light, they have the little
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  Speaker 1: hold holder for the mic.
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  Speaker 6: We have no light. We're having to hold our own mics.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like you guys are used to holding ship.
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  Speaker 4: But also, you know what, once.
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  Speaker 2: A week, you know what, pay your dues.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's a great introduction.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, because we haven't even gotten to the point
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  Speaker 2: where you said your name.
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  Speaker 7: We welcome to another episode of Pod with Teddy Judge
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  Speaker 7: and Tamra Mellanca.
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  Speaker 3: That's not right. I can't wonder why you won't let
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  Speaker 3: me do that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't ever do the opening. But we not
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  Speaker 2: only are we in San Francisco right now and we
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  Speaker 2: are allowing our husbands to participate in the live show,
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  Speaker 2: but the reason that we've decided to extend this olive
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  Speaker 2: branch to them is because we have a very exciting
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  Speaker 2: announcement we are introducing, and then we'll bring you in
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  Speaker 2: and let you.
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  Speaker 4: Guys start talking.
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  Speaker 2: But let me let me get this out, because I'm
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  Speaker 2: sure you guys wouldn't be able to do a proper
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  Speaker 2: pitch at this point, right, Okay, they.
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  Speaker 3: Don't even know why they're here.
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  Speaker 2: They don't either, They're like, what we are going to
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  Speaker 2: introduce the EDS podcast. It will be with Edwin Ariave
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  Speaker 2: and Eddie Judge because they met their perfect match with
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  Speaker 2: wives Teddy Mellencamp and Tamar Judge. Once Teddy and Tamara
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  Speaker 2: became the Twatts, the Las Moritos wanted in on the action.
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  Speaker 4: We bring you the EDS.
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  Speaker 2: The DS are open books, ready to answer any questions
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  Speaker 2: you guys have. It could be marriage advice, it could
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  Speaker 2: be questions about us. It could be about their businesses,
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  Speaker 2: because as much as we give them a lot of hell,
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  Speaker 2: they're both entrepreneurs and they have pretty incredible backstories and
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  Speaker 2: the things that they've overcome in their life.
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  Speaker 4: And I mean they both married up, So.
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  Speaker 3: You're just gonna slide that in that in.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, that's gonna be the DS you're gonna get
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  Speaker 2: it on our two teas in a pod stream, So
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  Speaker 2: let's welcome these do on phone.
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  Speaker 5: Are you gonna do the radio voice like that?
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to work on it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we have to.
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  Speaker 7: Now I'm gonna ask you when you entered, when you
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  Speaker 7: open your show and you're like, welcome to another episode
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  Speaker 7: of the EDS.
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  Speaker 3: I am whose name is going to be first?
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  Speaker 6: Yours because mine is E d W.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's actually not how alphabetic order works. Edwin ro
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  Speaker 4: o yave. Your last name is an A and Jay
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  Speaker 4: is the second.
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  Speaker 6: Well, then I'll go first.
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  Speaker 2: So if you guys are getting asked the hard questions,
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  Speaker 2: because that's going to happen on the live show, it's
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  Speaker 2: going to happen on the podcast, are you going to
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  Speaker 2: think about our feelings first before answering that?
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  Speaker 5: What are hard questions? That's a hard question.
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  Speaker 3: Who would you rather bang?
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  Speaker 5: That's a stupid question?
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  Speaker 3: Camera or Vicky cobbles my hand?
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  Speaker 4: Wait, I'm second, he'd rather bang his hand than you, Tamra.
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  Speaker 4: This is yeah, they're really going to keep art.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't understand. I didn't understand the question. Can you
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  Speaker 5: repeat the question, please?
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  Speaker 4: The question you're going to need to focus. We're going
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  Speaker 4: to be a talent.
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  Speaker 6: We're going to speak truth.
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  Speaker 1: It's standard over feelings.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I don't have absolutely no idea what that I
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  Speaker 4: understand it.
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  Speaker 1: That means that even if your feelings get hurt, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to talk truth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then what do you mean standard over the
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  Speaker 2: standard is the truth? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you guys are so deep. Listen.
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  Speaker 2: Eddie at breakfast today was explaining to me sustainability sustainable clothing,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, halfway through, you don't want to
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  Speaker 2: know because I got a whole thing about how coal
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  Speaker 2: is not sustainable, but gas is like natural. Guess natural
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  Speaker 2: gas conversation.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, We're gonna make sure.
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  Speaker 2: So we're gonna ask you guys a couple of just
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna throw you a couple of softballs for your
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  Speaker 2: first introduction and to.
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  Speaker 4: Your own show.
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  Speaker 2: What is your one tip to any of our listeners
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  Speaker 2: to a long term marriage, like to stay married?
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  Speaker 8: I always say, doing new things, experiencing new things together.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever that is, like having sex once a week.
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  Speaker 5: No, that's not new, that's been going on for a
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  Speaker 5: couple years.
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  Speaker 8: No, I'm talking about experiencing like dirt bike riding, together
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  Speaker 8: for the first time. The most recent one was it's cheesy.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not getting it because it's cheesy. But we were
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  Speaker 8: driving home from Big Bear in the middle of a
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  Speaker 8: snowstorm and I've never been in the middle of a
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  Speaker 8: snowstorm and she hasn't either. So little thing, little things
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  Speaker 8: like that. Yeah, it doesn't have to be like first
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  Speaker 8: time in Bora Bora. Well that was the first for
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  Speaker 8: us too, you know, just anything.
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  Speaker 2: Open to trying new things and not getting complacent. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I'm frightened for Edwin's answer because the last time somebody
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  Speaker 2: asked him anything about me and what his favorite part
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  Speaker 2: about me was, his answer was, Teddy is organized and
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  Speaker 2: if that doesn't make.
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  Speaker 4: You sexy, jump somebody's bones.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually have a new one for you. I
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  Speaker 1: would say, what I live about Teddy NW.
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  Speaker 4: What does first answer the first question?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the first one I'm trying to keep up, guys break.
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  Speaker 4: The one I would say.
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  Speaker 1: I would say, you have to be resilient because no
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  Speaker 1: matter what, you're always gonna you're gonna have to go
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  Speaker 1: through some tough times. Right, marriage is not easy, and
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  Speaker 1: you just have to be resilient and know that it's
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  Speaker 1: a temporary discomfort when you're going through some bad times,
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  Speaker 1: and things will get better if you work on it.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't do something for a long time, you'll
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  Speaker 1: eventually dislike it. So as long as you work on
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  Speaker 1: your marriage, it'll get better. Right, nothing stays the same.
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  Speaker 1: You're either gonna get better or you're gonna get worse.
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  Speaker 8: So, like business, you just you're gonna have your downs,
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  Speaker 8: you're gonna have your challenges, you're gonna have your speed.
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  Speaker 3: Relationship great sexy.
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  Speaker 5: Just keep doing your part and we'll keep doing ours.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, what's our part?
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  Speaker 6: What? What?
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  Speaker 4: What part are we?
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  Speaker 3: What part does that mean?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What marriage?
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  Speaker 6: Well?
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  Speaker 1: At least twice a week, at least at least at
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  Speaker 1: least that's not asking much.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that you know this, but I
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  Speaker 2: shared that we started using cock rings on the pod.
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  Speaker 6: Oh did you? I didn't know that. That was hard
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  Speaker 6: for me the first time.
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  Speaker 2: I know it really made him uncomfortable at first.
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  Speaker 1: My arrogance came out a little bit on that when
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  Speaker 1: I was like, do we really do?
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  Speaker 6: I not like satisfy you without one?
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  Speaker 3: How do you use a cock ring?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so you put what do we call it? Pinky?
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  Speaker 6: It's pinky.
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  Speaker 2: It's pinky, so they're disposable, just so you know there's no.
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  Speaker 5: Clean up after you.
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  Speaker 8: The other thing is pinky. Clarify what you call pink pinky?
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  Speaker 4: No, but like listen little pinky baby. No, he had
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  Speaker 4: happen to be called purple purple.
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  Speaker 1: She calls it pinky. When I get out of the
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  Speaker 1: cold plunge.
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  Speaker 3: Pinky, it's like, where's wall?
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  Speaker 4: Though, Yeah, I'm like, I'm not going to look at
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  Speaker 4: a little baby there.
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  Speaker 5: That you don't have one.
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  Speaker 2: It's fun size, no, But truthfully about sex, I think
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  Speaker 2: it's about changing things up a little bit. And this
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  Speaker 2: was the thing that like he was always thought like,
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  Speaker 2: oh no, I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 4: We would never need to do this. Why would we
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  Speaker 4: do this?
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  Speaker 2: And then I just was listening to this podcast, I
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  Speaker 2: think it's called Sex with Emily or something like that,
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  Speaker 2: and she was talking about it and how incredible it
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  Speaker 2: is because you can have inner o's and outer o's
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  Speaker 2: at the same time.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, and the things vibrating on your thing.
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  Speaker 3: But let me ask you on your thing. Let me
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  Speaker 3: ask you a question.
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  Speaker 4: It's vibrating on both of our pinkies.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, was it hard or embarrassing to introduce that into
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  Speaker 7: your sex life.
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  Speaker 4: Well, at first I thought it was gonna be hard,
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  Speaker 4: but then uh, he.
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  Speaker 3: Just did you just come home and say, hey, babe,
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  Speaker 3: bute yea cockrane?
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  Speaker 2: No, we were about to have sex? And and I said,
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  Speaker 2: I listened to this thing on the podcast. Can we
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  Speaker 2: please try it? I want to know if it is
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  Speaker 2: going to be more fun. And now the days that
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  Speaker 2: we don't have it, he's.
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  Speaker 4: Like, where's pinks?
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  Speaker 3: Do you buy pinks?
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  Speaker 6: And you do?
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  Speaker 4: You buy a ten pack from Amazon, So you have
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  Speaker 4: to be very careful.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you gonna are you gonna put that on
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  Speaker 3: your like to know it?
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  Speaker 6: I did?
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  Speaker 4: It was one of my best sellers two weeks ago.
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  Speaker 5: Do they come in magnum size?
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  Speaker 3: Who you asking for?
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  Speaker 5: Per a friend?
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  Speaker 3: Hiding something from me?
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  Speaker 4: But I think that's another thing. It's like having you know.
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  Speaker 2: I think you guys should come to them with sex questions,
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  Speaker 2: marriage questions, business questions.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, are you guys excited about this podcast?
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  Speaker 8: We I can't speak were edwin, but I'm excited because
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  Speaker 8: I get to do something new again, another first together
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  Speaker 8: and this is going to be fun.
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  Speaker 5: I'm really gonna enjoy this.
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  Speaker 7: Are you gonna throw a little Spanish flair into it.
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  Speaker 7: Will you speak Spanish on your podcast?
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  Speaker 5: Speak to you whatever?
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  Speaker 3: You you're not speaking to me?
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  Speaker 4: Baby? You speaking?
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  Speaker 2: Can you guys have a little conversation in Spanish and
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  Speaker 2: let's make sure that you're not frauds.
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  Speaker 3: We want to know that you can't speak.
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  Speaker 4: I want you to say welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Well, say that in Spanish. I want to hear that.
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  Speaker 6: Being benitos.
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  Speaker 1: I'll show that those ads look yes, keep.
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  Speaker 2: Going, say you guys are so hot. We can't wait
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  Speaker 2: to bone your brains out.
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  Speaker 5: Status done.
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  Speaker 6: Ahead.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think you said it.
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  Speaker 8: I don't think that's what he said.
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  Speaker 3: What wait, do you speak Spanish?
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  Speaker 2: Then?
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  Speaker 3: Why are you laughing?
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  Speaker 5: How did they know that?
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  Speaker 1: Translation? Yes, I think I said we're so freaking hot.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna want to bonus.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just hate to break it to you.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna have to do this without us, So you
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  Speaker 2: guys are gonna have to bring the energy the fun.
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  Speaker 6: Well, what happened is shadowing.
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  Speaker 1: You're supposed to shadow for like a month, Like it's
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  Speaker 1: part of training when you train someone, if you pick
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  Speaker 1: them out and go go, you have to like shadow
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  Speaker 1: them out.
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  Speaker 5: You just gotta throw us in the deep end, and you're.
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  Speaker 4: Either going to be good at this or we'll find
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  Speaker 4: some other husbands to do it.
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  Speaker 3: You guys can do it, your spartans, your.
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  Speaker 4: You know what you love to try.
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  Speaker 6: That was my high school mascot.
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  Speaker 8: By the way, Yes, in all honesty, we are very excited.
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  Speaker 7: I was a Tartan. I was a spartan in middle school.
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  Speaker 7: Tart Yeah, I was like the Tartan plaid.
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea what a tart you wanted.
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  Speaker 1: I went to so when I first came to the
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  Speaker 1: US that the home they got raided was in Glendora.
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  Speaker 5: Home they got raided.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you lived in Glendora, Yeah, for two.
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  Speaker 5: Weeks in a home they got raided rated.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You guys have to get into all of your backstories
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  Speaker 4: because remember.
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  Speaker 3: Edie wasn't a home that got raided too.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and I ended up in a foster home after that, I.
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  Speaker 4: Went to jail. Like all of it. You guys, it's
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  Speaker 4: time to get to know each other. Go deep. But listen,
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  Speaker 4: can you do favor?
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  Speaker 7: Eddy's never talks about his upbringing and the other thing
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  Speaker 7: I remember about Glendora my first day of school.
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  Speaker 6: I cried all day because I was the only Latin
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  Speaker 6: kid there.
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  Speaker 7: But everybody I lived there it was pure white. It
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  Speaker 7: was a big Mormon town. There's a big giant Mormon
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  Speaker 7: church there. There was a lot of money there from
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  Speaker 7: you know, the Mormon community.
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  Speaker 3: And and now I.
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  Speaker 1: Pissed off all the neighbors with all the helicopters and
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  Speaker 1: cops that that's why they kicked us out.
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  Speaker 7: Well, we have a friend that is a detective and
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  Speaker 7: he goes after like cartels and drug runners.
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  Speaker 3: And he said a lot of them are in Glendora.
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  Speaker 6: That's those are my stomping grounds for two weeks for two.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember what school year?
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  Speaker 1: Well, when I ended up in the Foster home, I
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  Speaker 1: ended up in the school in Hollywood, it was called
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  Speaker 1: Santa Monica Boulevard Elementary School. Yeah, a lot more Hispanics there.
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  Speaker 2: You guys have to ask every question that you have
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  Speaker 2: for the DS. I know that Eddie has never shared
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  Speaker 2: his story about some of his Should I just say
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  Speaker 2: one thing?
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  Speaker 7: Eddie got an award in school for losing your accent.
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  Speaker 7: He purposely tried to lose his get rid of his
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  Speaker 7: accent because he was made front of and bullied in
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  Speaker 7: school for he came from Mexico.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty sad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so, you guys, there's a lot, there's a lot
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  Speaker 2: of content there.
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  Speaker 6: I was in the eighth grade.
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  Speaker 2: Guys though they just looked like pretty faces. They have
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  Speaker 2: a lot to give. So make sure that you guys
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  Speaker 2: tune in to the EDS. You will get it two times.
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  Speaker 3: From Rags to Riches that's what their podcast should be called.
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  Speaker 4: From rags, did you say? From racks riches?
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  Speaker 6: Married to riches?
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  Speaker 4: Thank you guys so much.
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  Speaker 2: We are so excited for your new pod because if
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  Speaker 2: you get up, it's going to be a hard time
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  Speaker 2: at home.