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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Worst Halloween Candies · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the Julie Show, your 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: In case you're going to be in Chicago, I'll be
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  Speaker 2: at the Chicago Theater along with Don Lemon for the
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  Speaker 2: DL & DL.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me. Excuse me. Did you vote today? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: You voted?
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  Speaker 1: Morby, you voted. Lena, you can't vote right.
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  Speaker 4: You can?
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  Speaker 1: Why can't you vote? Are you sure? Because she's not
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  Speaker 1: one of us. Because she's not one of us. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not talking about your native homeland. I'm talking about our.
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  Speaker 1: Can you vote in the American elections? All right.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Keep saying people, folks come knocking at your door.
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  Speaker 4: Who's there?
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  Speaker 2: Listen, Miss Santiago. We were talking about we were talking
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  Speaker 2: about the mellow ball. And he said, you know, he
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  Speaker 2: don't know his job to take care. You know, it
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  Speaker 2: ain't his job to change diapers. You know what that
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  Speaker 2: sounds like?
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  Speaker 1: Graciela! Come get it. Graciela. That's a G-L. I can't
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  Speaker 1: laugh at you. The baby's awake. Graciela! Get up. D-L. What?
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  Speaker 1: That's a common name.
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  Speaker 4: I can't wait till you go on this cruise.
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  Speaker 1: Graciela. I'm not going on a cruise.
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  Speaker 4: Hasta la vega.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going on a cruise. I'm just going through
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  Speaker 2: where the cruise is going to be at. You'll never
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  Speaker 2: get me, Ferdinand. Oh, Jasmine.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: Now, if you're shopping for Halloween candy, we're going to
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  Speaker 2: tell you how not to.
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  Speaker 1: Waste your money.
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine, give us five of the worst Halloween candies by
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  Speaker 2: Becca Simone.
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  Speaker 1: Simon for Aberdeen News.
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  Speaker 4: Number five, Mary Jane's. Lies you tell. Mary Jane's are delicious.
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  Speaker 4: I love them. I love them much.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Number four of the top five worst Halloween candies, licorice.
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  Speaker 1: The black licorice.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But it's good for you.
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  Speaker 1: It's good for you. So it's castor oil you don't
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  Speaker 1: want it for Halloween.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I do.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't want it, but it's good for you.
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  Speaker 4: It's good for what?
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  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be very good for blood sugar, lower
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  Speaker 1: your blood sugar, stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: You're making that up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not at all. It's anti-inflammatory, lower your blood sugar.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure it is.
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  Speaker 1: Number three. I didn't make it up.
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  Speaker 4: Where's Halloween candies? Nico wafers? I'm not familiar with these.
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  Speaker 2: They're n * * * a wafers.
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  Speaker 1: They're fried cookies, but they are.
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  Speaker 3: Number two of the top five worst Halloween candies, candy corn.
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  Speaker 3: Candy corn is pretty good, though. I can only eat
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  Speaker 3: about three of them. I can't take no more. And
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  Speaker 3: the number one, and it is the absolute truth, the
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  Speaker 3: number one of the top five worst Halloween candies, them
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  Speaker 3: circus peanuts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Smarties.
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  Speaker 1: Like a stale sponge. You like Smarties?
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  Speaker 4: Of course you wouldn't like Smarties. It makes perfect sense.
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  Speaker 5: Ah.
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  Speaker 1: Have a dummy. I see what you did. Listen, village idiot,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 4: He likes the dummies.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we got more. That's going to do it
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  Speaker 1: for us, ladies and gentlemen. This is D.L. Hughley showing
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  Speaker 1: you a 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: In case you're going to be in Chicago at the
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  Speaker 2: Chicago Theater, I will be there this Friday along with
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  Speaker 2: Don Lemon for D.L. and D.L.
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  Speaker 1: And also Wednesday, we're going to be in Detroit for
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  Speaker 1: the Turn Up and Turn Out vote.
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  Speaker 4: It'll be there. Turn it up and turn it out.
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  Speaker 1: Turn it up. Turn it up. Turn it up.
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  Speaker 2: And so we'll be there for that. So make sure
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  Speaker 2: you do all you can to get out there. Jasmine Sanders,
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  Speaker 2: what on earth did you learn today?
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  Speaker 4: I see Anthropit has gone public. They filed an IPO.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 4: Going to invest in them?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: Going to buy a piece of that market?
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  Speaker 1: No, I can't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, me either.
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's pretty big. I mean, when you look
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  Speaker 4: at what AI is doing from Claude to Chad to
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  Speaker 4: Herbert and everybody else, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Norbit?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Heh.
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  Speaker 1: Anthropic owns Claude?
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do it.
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  Speaker 4: I have no idea who owns who. I think Elon
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  Speaker 4: Musk owns all of it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do it. To be honest with you. I
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  Speaker 1: definitely can't do it. Skip, my man Cheatham, what'd you
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  Speaker 1: learn today?
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  Speaker 5: I remember yesterday you brought up talking about over the
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  Speaker 5: weekend that there was a perfect day, what they call it,
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  Speaker 5: when there was every sport was playing.
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  Speaker 1: Equinox.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, basketball, football, women's and baseball, everything was on at
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  Speaker 5: the same time, and You know, white people got upset
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  Speaker 5: because every time they turned the channel on, there was
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  Speaker 5: nothing but n * * * * s on. So,
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  Speaker 5: you know, they were so upset.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they watch Bass Fishing. That's why. I'll turn
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  Speaker 1: it on. What's that sponsored by? Bass Fishing? What do
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  Speaker 1: they sponsor? Who sponsors them? What's that sports show?
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  Speaker 2: Bass Pro Shop.
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  Speaker 1: Bass Pro Shop. Bass Pro Shop. I'm sorry. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't have that in Englewood. We didn't have that.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Coming at this hour on the next D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, we're going to be giving to Deserving Someone
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  Speaker 2: the Shoe Booty of the Week Award.
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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: my favorite shore bus operator. Pull that string.
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  Speaker 1: We gots to go. Toot, toot. It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: See you on the other side.