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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and welcome to the first episode of Stimulated.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Stimulated, we're doing things a little bit different on Fridays.
- 0:07Speaker 2: We are going to be doing a short fifteen minute
- 0:09Speaker 2: episode for It's going to be pretty fun to watch,
- 0:11Speaker 2: but also you can listen to it as well.
- 0:13Speaker 1: Yeah, let's jump straight into it with things we love
- 0:16Speaker 1: about girls' brains. This is a good one, Jake, you
- 0:20Speaker 1: go first, Things we love about girls brains on time
- 0:23Speaker 1: means ten minutes.
- 0:24Speaker 3: Early, wreck you reckon? Yes?
- 0:27Speaker 1: Do you not? Every girl I've ever met has to
- 0:31Speaker 1: get to work. Polarates a class point actually ten to
- 0:35Speaker 1: fifteen minutes now that you say that, sitting in the car,
- 0:38Speaker 1: go on their phone and stroll on TikTok and then
- 0:39Speaker 1: walk in a minute late.
- 0:41Speaker 4: Now do you say that?
- 0:41Speaker 1: So Polarates starts at at six am where I do
- 0:46Speaker 1: it with Beth, and at like five forty she's.
- 0:50Speaker 3: Like, we have to go. Yeah. I'm like, it's five
- 0:52Speaker 3: minutes away. Why we get there fifteen minutes? Way?
- 0:54Speaker 1: No, it pisses me. What are you doing later?
- 0:56Speaker 3: Let me shit? I need a pooh. She doesn't let
- 0:59Speaker 3: me poo at the studio. She's like, you don't want
- 1:01Speaker 3: to destroy that toilet for that.
- 1:02Speaker 1: I do love that they're always on time.
- 1:04Speaker 4: Yeah, true, good point.
- 1:05Speaker 2: Things love about girls' brains When they get a puppy,
- 1:09Speaker 2: they somehow convince themselves that they birthed it and it
- 1:11Speaker 2: is their child.
- 1:14Speaker 1: It is your girlfriend. It is so cute.
- 1:19Speaker 3: Though.
- 1:20Speaker 1: I'd like to introduce you to my son, likes of us.
- 1:24Speaker 2: You're going on a first date and she's like, yeah,
- 1:25Speaker 2: I've got one son. And he's like, oh shit, really,
- 1:28Speaker 2: who's the dad. She's like, doesn't have one. That's a
- 1:31Speaker 2: wide open slate. She has a picture like God, he's hairy.
- 1:35Speaker 1: Name Henry, it's like a kid's name.
- 1:39Speaker 3: Human.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Things we love about girls' brains their intuition, how they
- 1:46Speaker 1: pick up on subtle cues and understand situations better than us.
- 1:50Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:51Speaker 3: I like that they can read.
- 1:53Speaker 2: I feel like they can read a room, and they
- 1:55Speaker 2: can read like intentions way before us as well.
- 1:57Speaker 1: And they can read to be fair, I can't.
- 2:04Speaker 3: I'm so slow at reading bad.
- 2:08Speaker 1: But but but but they can read a room, situation, flirting,
- 2:11Speaker 1: anything like that. They're five seconds quick enough. She is
- 2:13Speaker 1: so much faster.
- 2:14Speaker 4: Than me at reading.
- 2:16Speaker 3: She will she will show me a.
- 2:17Speaker 4: TikTok do you ever get so it's like a TikTok.
- 2:20Speaker 4: We have to read it to make it funny.
- 2:21Speaker 1: You'll send me blind.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Sometimes Beth will show it to me and I'll be
- 2:26Speaker 2: reading it and she's like, well, it's not funny now
- 2:29Speaker 2: you ruined it because you're so slow at reading.
- 2:30Speaker 1: That's me. Have you been an optometrist though, Yeah, when
- 2:34Speaker 1: I was younger, I didn't know, because you're actually good
- 2:36Speaker 1: at reading. But I do think you've got the bad eyesight.
- 2:39Speaker 2: I don't know, bo, because I've been to an autometrist.
- 2:42Speaker 2: They prescribed me glasses. I bought the glasses, I put
- 2:46Speaker 2: them on, nothing changed, so they've probably got the wrong prescription.
- 2:50Speaker 3: And I was like, they just wanted my money. You
- 2:52Speaker 3: should probably go back.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Does your dad have glasses? Yeah, he's got laser Oh right, yeah,
- 2:56Speaker 1: So how old was he when he got them?
- 2:58Speaker 3: I don't know. He said he got him to, Like,
- 3:02Speaker 3: you're right. Genetically, every single actually every single person.
- 3:06Speaker 1: I know has an eaty glasses.
- 3:07Speaker 3: I'm related to.
- 3:11Speaker 4: Things A love about girls' brains when driving, nothing is
- 3:15Speaker 4: their fault.
- 3:16Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So.
- 3:17Speaker 4: Me when I'm driving, I'm like doing something like sorry.
- 3:19Speaker 1: My bad, we feel yeah, my bad they're like just like,
- 3:23Speaker 1: fuck you get out of that, you let me in
- 3:25Speaker 1: the lane, fuck you, blah blah blah blah.
- 3:27Speaker 3: I don't know how they do it without feeling good.
- 3:29Speaker 1: I wish I had their confidence. I wish I had
- 3:30Speaker 1: that type of Yeah, hit a curve, that was.
- 3:33Speaker 3: A cur What the fuck is that curb doing there?
- 3:35Speaker 1: Oh? Things we love about girls' brains how they always
- 3:40Speaker 1: say no to petrol station food, but as soon as
- 3:43Speaker 1: we go buy some for ourselves, they'll be like can
- 3:45Speaker 1: I have some?
- 3:48Speaker 2: Or they say no to test you, and then when
- 3:51Speaker 2: you come back and they don't and you don't have
- 3:53Speaker 2: something for them, they're like, why wouldn't you get me something?
- 3:55Speaker 3: And then like we said no. It's like when you
- 3:57Speaker 3: say to them, do you want fries? Like no, no, no,
- 3:59Speaker 3: and then it's some of your fries sometimes, like once
- 4:02Speaker 3: you're dating.
- 4:02Speaker 1: I do like the games a little bit, but like
- 4:04Speaker 1: in the talking stage, like what is this?
- 4:06Speaker 3: Yeah, how dare you test me? Dare you fucking text me?
- 4:09Speaker 3: In the talking stage?
- 4:11Speaker 2: Things I love about girls' brains. When my girlfriend is
- 4:15Speaker 2: at the grocery shops, she will look at the value
- 4:17Speaker 2: of a product based off its cost to wait ratio.
- 4:21Speaker 2: What Okay, you went to Cole's the other day and
- 4:25Speaker 2: we were in the close detergent laundry detergent aisle.
- 4:29Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was like, oh, look, this one's on
- 4:31Speaker 1: sale for nine dollars because it's all expensive right now.
- 4:34Speaker 1: And she goes, Nah, that one's seven dollars a lead
- 4:37Speaker 1: and this one over here is full price, but it's
- 4:38Speaker 1: five dollars a liter, and it was like forty bucks.
- 4:40Speaker 1: And I was like, what, She's like, better value. Not
- 4:43Speaker 1: once my life I've ever looked at that.
- 4:45Speaker 3: That's so interesting. I'm such a boy.
- 4:46Speaker 1: The only thing I've ever done that for pre workout
- 4:49Speaker 1: and protein, really, I look at how many grams are
- 4:52Speaker 1: in a scoop and then how many grams are in
- 4:53Speaker 1: the bag and how many you'll get out of it.
- 4:56Speaker 2: I can look at scoops because a lot of the
- 4:57Speaker 2: pre workouts and proteins will have like has twenty scoops, yeah,
- 5:01Speaker 2: or twenty servings or something like that. You gotta look
- 5:03Speaker 2: at the serving sizes too. Oh really So yeah, no,
- 5:06Speaker 2: I'm a sucker for that. At coals, I'm a sucker
- 5:08Speaker 2: for the yellow tag of like it's on sale.
- 5:10Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm getting a deal.
- 5:11Speaker 1: I'm a sucker for not reading it.
- 5:12Speaker 3: But yeah, I didn't even know it was there until
- 5:13Speaker 3: I met.
- 5:14Speaker 2: I didn't know that you could be like, oh, this
- 5:16Speaker 2: meat is seven dollars a kilo and this one's ten
- 5:18Speaker 2: dollars akilo. I would buy the one that's on sale.
- 5:20Speaker 2: That's how they get you. They get me all the time.
- 5:22Speaker 2: One it looks good, okay.
- 5:27Speaker 1: Things we love about girls' brains the way they can
- 5:30Speaker 1: articulate their feelings into words. Yeah good.
- 5:34Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll leave that there.
- 5:35Speaker 1: Yeah, how are you feeling, man?
- 5:38Speaker 3: I mean right now? Pretty?
- 5:39Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my last one. Things I love about girls brains.
- 5:46Speaker 4: Spending more money to get free shipping is a bargain.
- 5:49Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I do love that. I have never once
- 5:53Speaker 3: fell for that.
- 5:53Speaker 1: No, after this podcast, I do it all the time
- 5:55Speaker 1: now really, I'll buy like a water bottle or a
- 5:57Speaker 1: towel when I don't need it to qualify for ship.
- 6:00Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:00Speaker 2: But here's the thing, is like, so if you buy
- 6:02Speaker 2: something that's seventy bucks.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Don't bring logic into a dude, what are you doing? Like,
- 6:07Speaker 1: come on, what was that?
- 6:09Speaker 3: But it's not saving money, it's just spending more.
- 6:11Speaker 1: Stop negging me out. I get another product. I got
- 6:17Speaker 1: a couple more things we love about girls' brains. They're
- 6:20Speaker 1: emotional resilience. I've never met a girl who doesn't have
- 6:23Speaker 1: the strong mentality to be the best version of themselves.
- 6:26Speaker 3: Actually neither by.
- 6:27Speaker 1: They all have that.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Resilience in their brain to be a beast.
- 6:31Speaker 4: Beast Yeah, no, I agree with that.
- 6:33Speaker 1: Okay, my last one things we love about girls' brains.
- 6:37Speaker 1: No matter how far they run, they always have to
- 6:39Speaker 1: finish on the kilometer.
- 6:41Speaker 3: What is with that?
- 6:43Speaker 1: I saw a thing where a girl finished a marathon
- 6:47Speaker 1: and her garment hadn't matched up properly, and she got
- 6:50Speaker 1: her dad to run one more kilometer and make it
- 6:51Speaker 1: the marathon distance a garment wasn't you see girls like
- 6:55Speaker 1: in the street running back and forth for an extra
- 6:56Speaker 1: hundred meters just so they can get there. Watch to
- 6:59Speaker 1: finish on the same number.
- 7:00Speaker 4: I would I finish on more of like a time.
- 7:03Speaker 1: I just think finish like if I'm close enough to
- 7:06Speaker 1: ten k and I'm like, oh yeah, good, And do
- 7:08Speaker 1: you say I ran ten k?
- 7:09Speaker 4: Did you say around nine and a half?
- 7:10Speaker 3: No? You forget around half?
- 7:12Speaker 1: Yeah? Round up?
- 7:13Speaker 4: Yeah right, that's what?
- 7:13Speaker 3: Would you have?
- 7:14Speaker 4: A round down?
- 7:15Speaker 1: Oh? Not really unless it's not not really, As guys
- 7:18Speaker 1: were perfect, we're really good at rounding up. Yeah, yeah,
- 7:21Speaker 1: like it's six inches six. I got a shirt right
- 7:26Speaker 1: here that says you're five eleven.
- 7:27Speaker 3: Mate, it's fat. I think we I'm confident. Come over,
- 7:32Speaker 3: we'll measure it. We'll measure me next to this wall.
- 7:34Speaker 1: You know how manifesting works, like how you manifest something
- 7:36Speaker 1: to do it. I'm manifesting. I hope you shrink to
- 7:38Speaker 1: five eleven.
- 7:39Speaker 3: We'll give me at the end of the day.
- 7:40Speaker 1: Ye Like, give me a gravity, give me to wear
- 7:44Speaker 1: a big backpack while hiking, and then measure me at
- 7:46Speaker 1: the end of the day.
- 7:46Speaker 3: I bet you on compressed.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do it. Wake up
- 7:51Speaker 1: like you're off the bed and I'm like, I'm in ready.
- 8:02Speaker 4: All right, I'm excited for this one.
- 8:04Speaker 3: Odie, this is juicy.
- 8:05Speaker 2: This is this has comebacks to say to a guy
- 8:09Speaker 2: when he says, when did I ask?
- 8:11Speaker 4: Or I didn't ask?
- 8:12Speaker 1: And they say it all the time because I say it.
- 8:17Speaker 5: I'm currently giving my sister ammunition from when I do
- 8:20Speaker 5: it to her.
- 8:20Speaker 1: We're giving everyone ammunition. It could be dangerous.
- 8:24Speaker 3: Okay, take that small dick energy.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Elsewhere I've got, you're giving five six energy right now.
- 8:32Speaker 1: I was just gonna say I got one that says
- 8:34Speaker 1: you're nowhere near tall enough to say something.
- 8:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 8:38Speaker 1: Come back to say the guys when they say, when
- 8:40Speaker 1: did I ask? Don't worry that lesson was free.
- 8:44Speaker 3: That's a good one.
- 8:44Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 8:45Speaker 2: Come back to say to a guy when he says,
- 8:47Speaker 2: when did I ask? You look like you cry after
- 8:50Speaker 2: you come.
- 8:58Speaker 6: You automatically win if you say that.
- 9:05Speaker 1: Just out of the blue. Just look at him with
- 9:07Speaker 1: the deador's faces. But you look like you cry when
- 9:11Speaker 1: you can't, Like you're telling a story and he goes
- 9:13Speaker 1: when mid story?
- 9:14Speaker 4: And then and then you're like, oh like and he goes, no,
- 9:16Speaker 4: when did I ask? And then you'd be like, you
- 9:17Speaker 4: look like you cry.
- 9:19Speaker 3: Shut up.
- 9:22Speaker 1: Come back to say the guys when they say, when
- 9:24Speaker 1: did I ask? You look like you needed a handout?
- 9:28Speaker 5: Fuck, bro, you are like diminishing, what's it God? When
- 9:31Speaker 5: you're like you're making him feel small? Yeah he is.
- 9:34Speaker 5: He's five six.
- 9:38Speaker 2: Things to say to a guy when he says, when
- 9:40Speaker 2: did I ask? Real confident for someone whose fly is undone?
- 9:44Speaker 4: And then you make him look and if it's not undone.
- 9:46Speaker 3: You still made him look.
- 9:49Speaker 1: When you make him look, you put your finger there
- 9:50Speaker 1: and he hits it. Yeah, because if you say fly undone,
- 9:54Speaker 1: any guys canna be and then you instantly.
- 9:56Speaker 3: At the nose.
- 9:57Speaker 1: Oh my god, he'll feel so small and he you're
- 10:00Speaker 1: dating fake punch him follow it's through.
- 10:03Speaker 3: Fuck it.
- 10:08Speaker 1: My not like demeaning. Come back to sety guys and
- 10:13Speaker 1: they say, when did I ask? No your place mate?
- 10:21Speaker 7: Fuck?
- 10:21Speaker 4: You know?
- 10:22Speaker 1: Come back to say to a guy and he says,
- 10:23Speaker 1: when did I ask go take a shower?
- 10:25Speaker 3: You smell like masturbation. I can tell you came up. Yeah,
- 10:32Speaker 3: I know sex has a smell those masturbation.
- 10:34Speaker 4: I no, but like I don't know, dried up like
- 10:37Speaker 4: dried up semen smells bad.
- 10:39Speaker 3: I think I don't know from experience.
- 10:43Speaker 1: You're like guilty. Come back to seating guys where they say,
- 10:47Speaker 1: when did I ask? Right around the time you stop
- 10:50Speaker 1: being relevant? Fuck?
- 10:52Speaker 3: That's actually like a good one, the good one. Good wine.
- 10:56Speaker 1: I like that wine.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 10:59Speaker 4: Things to say to a guy when he says, when
- 11:01Speaker 4: did I ask?
- 11:02Speaker 3: Did you forget to brush your.
- 11:04Speaker 1: Teeth this morning?
- 11:05Speaker 4: She's pointing out, like anything to do with breath would
- 11:08Speaker 4: get me.
- 11:09Speaker 1: I know, even like did you forget to put on?
- 11:12Speaker 3: Yeah, just's change the subject.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Yeah, anything to make him feel self conscious in his
- 11:15Speaker 1: own skin is like the best way to come back.
- 11:17Speaker 1: And the guy, did you pay for that haircut?
- 11:21Speaker 4: Wait?
- 11:21Speaker 3: Did you pay for that hair?
- 11:23Speaker 6: Oh?
- 11:23Speaker 3: My god?
- 11:24Speaker 1: Come back to say the guys when they say, when
- 11:26Speaker 1: did I ask? Consider it community service? Are you out?
- 11:30Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 11:31Speaker 1: Okay, I've got two good ones. Now I'm going to
- 11:33Speaker 1: leave it on one banger. Actually, come back to say
- 11:35Speaker 1: the guys when they say, when did I ask? Your
- 11:38Speaker 1: mom didn't ask you either?
- 11:39Speaker 7: But here we are, Oh God, like you're definitely you
- 11:52Speaker 7: were definitely an accident where.
- 11:57Speaker 3: That's a good while you are welcome. We've just given
- 12:01Speaker 3: that much.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Have you n shirt? You just got like fourteen new
- 12:05Speaker 1: ways to say something to write him down, put them
- 12:07Speaker 1: in your hand.
- 12:07Speaker 3: Yeah, that's and that's just an insult.
- 12:08Speaker 4: It doesn't He didn't even ness to say when did
- 12:10Speaker 4: I ask?
- 12:10Speaker 3: Yeah? Just if he says anything to you.
- 12:12Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, guys up next, we posted a photo on
- 12:23Speaker 1: Instagram and the photo was me on me and Jake
- 12:27Speaker 1: on the back of a scooter in Bali, Yes, doing
- 12:30Speaker 1: some funky gear. Yes, some funky is probably the best
- 12:32Speaker 1: way to describe it. We look like something straight out
- 12:35Speaker 1: of a movie.
- 12:35Speaker 3: Almost.
- 12:36Speaker 1: Yeah, some funky sonny, some headbands, some funny shirts. But
- 12:41Speaker 1: we put on the Instagram caption this photo wrong answers only. Yeah,
- 12:45Speaker 1: and you guys have some good responses to roast us
- 12:48Speaker 1: pretty much.
- 12:49Speaker 4: Yeah, do you want to start? You want me to start?
- 12:51Speaker 3: You start?
- 12:52Speaker 4: Mummy and Daddy running away to fall in love on
- 12:55Speaker 4: a tropical island.
- 12:57Speaker 1: I like that.
- 12:57Speaker 3: I mean that's what we did. Yeah, that's what we did. Connection.
- 13:01Speaker 3: That's actually not a wrong answer. Connection group Zoolander and Hansel.
- 13:07Speaker 2: Fuck yes, I saw so many Zulander ones so good.
- 13:10Speaker 2: I saw someone say I'm going to tell my kids
- 13:12Speaker 2: this was the scene from Zoolander.
- 13:14Speaker 3: Fuck it.
- 13:15Speaker 4: I'll take answer.
- 13:15Speaker 3: I have the blond he's a beast.
- 13:18Speaker 4: Me and my best you going out to make decisions
- 13:20Speaker 4: we know we're gonna regret. That's kind of right, to
- 13:23Speaker 4: be fair.
- 13:24Speaker 3: I think we made some bad We probably did make
- 13:26Speaker 3: some bad decisions. You know, we got drug that night.
- 13:29Speaker 1: Captain. This photo wrong answers only. The sperm that arrived
- 13:33Speaker 1: late to the egg. I think that's the best one.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Ever the sperm that arrives late to the egg, which
- 13:46Speaker 1: is there.
- 13:47Speaker 3: I tell you what.
- 13:48Speaker 5: We actually we were arrived late, but all the other
- 13:51Speaker 5: sperm fucking died. We got lucky, like the pill blocked and.
- 13:55Speaker 1: We're quote mom asked for a pick to prove we're
- 14:00Speaker 1: not drunk. That's actually pretty good when you raid your
- 14:04Speaker 1: mum's ninety wardrobe. Feel cutem de league later.
- 14:11Speaker 2: Oh, catching this photo wrong answers only when you're in
- 14:15Speaker 2: a rush and forget the supersuits so you make it work.
- 14:18Speaker 3: We did often fist incredibles. Honey, where is my super suit?
- 14:24Speaker 1: I remember actually four these photo When we went out
- 14:27Speaker 1: we picked each other's outfits. Yeah, like Barley Little shops
- 14:30Speaker 1: you can buy anything.
- 14:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 14:31Speaker 1: I think we had like a fifteen dollars limit. Yeah,
- 14:34Speaker 1: and then we had to go get all that shit.
- 14:36Speaker 1: I was wearing like Macas slides. Yeah, I was wearing shark.
- 14:40Speaker 1: My slides were sharks. Capturing this photo wrong answers only
- 14:44Speaker 1: on our way to the breakdancing Olympic tryouts for twenty
- 14:46Speaker 1: twenty eight.
- 14:47Speaker 3: Yes, let's go. We would have funckted ray gun up.
- 14:50Speaker 3: I'm telling you that much, especially that.
- 14:53Speaker 4: Fact.
- 14:54Speaker 1: Ah, the bugs on my wall in my bathroom, watching
- 14:57Speaker 1: me have explosive diarphrea. We can't look like bugs, be fair,
- 15:02Speaker 1: my last through brain cells. We're just parting along in
- 15:07Speaker 1: the bog. There's another bug one the two bugs holding
- 15:12Speaker 1: on my holding on for dear life on my windshield.
- 15:16Speaker 1: But people think we look like bugs. Capturing this photo wrong.
- 15:20Speaker 1: Answers only Rose or hoes, Nah, both.
- 15:28Speaker 2: This is my last one, and it's not so much funny,
- 15:31Speaker 2: but it's just more kind of accurate the comedic relief
- 15:34Speaker 2: duo in a heist movie. Heist movies are so serious
- 15:38Speaker 2: and there is always that duo that's just like fucking dumb.
- 15:40Speaker 1: That is that is true. This is my last one.
- 15:43Speaker 1: Catching this photo wrong. Answers only when Mum said this
- 15:46Speaker 1: food at home.
- 15:47Speaker 3: Yes, let's go.
- 15:48Speaker 1: We're leaving.
- 15:49Speaker 4: We're leaving. We're out of here. We're going to fucking
- 15:50Speaker 4: get Macis in Bay.
- 15:53Speaker 1: All right, everybody, thank you for tuning in for the
- 15:55Speaker 1: first episode I've stimulated. Hope you enjoyed it. Some laughs,
- 15:59Speaker 1: good times, more calm, love you, Bye,