Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / Pass the Talking Stick (RHOSLC Recap)

Transcript

Pass the Talking Stick (RHOSLC Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: Hi, guys.
• 0:12
  Speaker 3: Welcome to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: Hey. Hey. You got a new little painting up there. Yeah.
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: Did a little home tour, so I had to spruce
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: things up a little bit in here.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: How'd the home tour go? It was fun.
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: It was a lot of fun. I think it's out
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: next week or something.
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, how long did it take?
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: They got here at 11 and they were done at 3.
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: Did you like put special things around the house and
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: to make it?
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I spent the last two days staging things. I
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: feel like I was in real estate all over again.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: So yeah, making everything look nice and then hiding everything.
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: And then today I have to rip everything back out
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: of the cupboards and put it back out.
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: When do you come home? No date. No date. You're
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: like undetermined at this point. I'm not in any rush.
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: Not at all.
• 1:06
  Speaker 3: Well, last night. Well, it's a big day today because
• 1:09
  Speaker 3: it's my dad's 75th birthday.
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, happy birthday to him.
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: I know. I'm like, so 75. I kind of can't
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: believe it.
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: It made me a little emotional thinking about like, wow,
• 1:23
  Speaker 3: 75 years old.
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: I think that's old.
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: My mom is.
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: But yeah, so that's a big exciting day.
• 1:32
  Speaker 3: Hopefully I'm going to see him at Thanksgiving. And then
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: I had a pretty funny dinner last night that I
• 1:38
  Speaker 3: wanted to share with you.
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: With who? His name's Arturo.
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: Arturo?
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: Well, no. So last night I went with Valley Guy.
• 1:48
  Speaker 3: He got a first massage. We got a couple's massage.
• 1:50
  Speaker 3: And then we went to go to CPK to eat dinner.
• 1:54
  Speaker 3: And the guy at CPK is.
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: Like, You know, I'm not psychic, but I have a question.
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: Looking at me and he goes, if he's psychic, why
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: does he have a question? I was like, yeah. And
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: we're both sitting there and we're like, you know, order.
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: Like, of course, I order a salad and Valley guy
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: orders like the macaroni and cheese.
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's clear what's going on here. And he goes, hey,
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: are you a cougar by any chance?
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, he just called you out for
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: being older than the guy?
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: Yes. And I was like, I look so cute today.
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: That's so rude.
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: That's actually rude.
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: No, but he was really funny. No, I would have
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: just said, no.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: Are you a dick today? That's would have been my response.
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: But he was actually really funny.
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: He kept like coming up and giving us like, he's like,
• 2:44
  Speaker 3: you know, Valley guys got the patience of Jesus Christ.
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: And he's like, you know who does it? The girl
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: you're with. And I was like, you know what?
• 2:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: He was a waiter?
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: He was a waiter. Yes, he was a waiter. No,
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: it was kind of made the night.
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: Like I could have sat there and listened to this
• 3:03
  Speaker 3: guy come over with his theories like 30 more times.
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: And also, who knew CPK closes at 9 p.m.? We
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: shut it down.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: What, on a middle of the week?
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 9 p.m. That's kind of early. I would think 10.
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Thanks for the early in Orange County.
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 3:22
  Speaker 3: Well, it seemed pretty early, but it was a pretty
• 3:24
  Speaker 3: funny night. And then last night was Slate's birthday. Well,
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: yesterday was Slate's birthday and I celebrated with her in
• 3:31
  Speaker 3: the morning and I celebrated with her last week. And
• 3:33
  Speaker 3: then Edwin took the kids out to dinner last night
• 3:37
  Speaker 3: and they went and like did Taishu and all the like,
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: you know, bells and whistles.
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: What's Taishu? Oh, it's, oh my God, I have to
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: take you. It's the best sushi place here that just opened.
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's a restaurant. Yeah. I thought it was like
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: some martial art thing or something.
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: How could you imagine?
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: Taishu.
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 3:55
  Speaker 3: It's like, Dad, I want to go do karate for
• 3:58
  Speaker 3: my birthday. But we have some breaking news.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: I heard.
• 4:17
  Speaker 3: I feel weird because just yesterday when I was watching
• 4:20
  Speaker 3: this episode, I said, I don't think Whitney Rose is
• 4:24
  Speaker 3: even having issues with her husband. I said, I think
• 4:27
  Speaker 3: it's all for show. I said this just to myself.
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking about it. I'm like, I feel like this.
• 4:32
  Speaker 3: And then I wake up this morning.
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: It's like breaking news.
• 4:36
  Speaker 3: Page six exclusively reveals she filed yesterday, Tuesday, October 6th.
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: And she submitted a parenting proposal as well. And I
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: was like, well, I guess I was wrong about that one.
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, it'd be awfully, awfully drastic to be like,
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to file for a divorce just for
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: a storyline.
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I didn't think she was going to file.
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: I thought she was just having a they were just
• 4:57
  Speaker 3: having some marital issues on the show.
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: And then I wasn't expecting it to be a filing
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: this morning. But it's very sad. I mean, they've been
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: together 17 years.
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: You can tell she's going through a lot like she's
• 5:11
  Speaker 3: sober now.
• 5:13
  Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like the whole cast is now famous
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: and now they're moving on from their husbands.
• 5:17
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, that's what I read an article about
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: how women now leave their husbands earlier because they are
• 5:27
  Speaker 3: becoming successful or before.
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: And more opportunity.
• 5:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: And they're like, but either way, I can't believe.
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: That she filed and then she's going on a press
• 5:40
  Speaker 3: tour next week.
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: Why is she going on a press tour?
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: For Salt Lake City. But it did make me a
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: little bit sad. But this episode was a real doozy
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: for her.
• 5:53
  Speaker 3: It starts off where Angie's FaceTiming with Mary, letting her
• 5:57
  Speaker 3: know that she is very missed, and then filling her
• 6:00
  Speaker 3: in what.
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: Happened with Kwai.
• 6:03
  Speaker 3: I like how Angie's still including Mary in the conversation.
• 6:09
  Speaker 3: But Mary's also like, I've got my own shit to
• 6:11
  Speaker 3: deal with.
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 6:13
  Speaker 3: And, you know, I love you guys, but it is
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: what it is. But she fills her in on what's
• 6:20
  Speaker 3: happening with Gwaii. And then they go over to Heather's room.
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: This part, it made me emotional. How did it make
• 6:28
  Speaker 3: you feel when Angie kind of breaks down over the
• 6:30
  Speaker 3: state of her marriage?
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's sad. 27 years of marriage, 30 years total.
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: That's a long time. I thought everybody knew. I didn't
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: know it was a secret at this point.
• 6:41
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, everybody knew because we found out on
• 6:44
  Speaker 3: the press-wise, but I don't think that all the women knew.
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: For some reason, I thought all the women knew because, well,
• 6:49
  Speaker 1: it's obvious.
• 6:50
  Speaker 3: Why do you think she chose Heather as the person
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: to talk to about it?
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: I think that her telling Heather is the wrong person
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: in this group to be opening up to, 100%.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. It really kind of hit home
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: to me, this whole.
• 7:05
  Speaker 3: way of the breaking up where she's like, you know,
• 7:08
  Speaker 3: we have different, our ideologies have changed. And then when
• 7:14
  Speaker 3: the producer's like, are you and Sean intimate? And she says,
• 7:17
  Speaker 3: let's just say we're not acting like a married couple.
• 7:20
  Speaker 3: But she goes on and on and says that like
• 7:22
  Speaker 3: when they were together, when they were younger, you know,
• 7:26
  Speaker 3: it was always what he wanted to eat, what he
• 7:28
  Speaker 3: wanted to do, and now it's changed. And I think
• 7:32
  Speaker 3: this is, people are saying that housewives is cursed and
• 7:34
  Speaker 3: that's why everybody's getting divorced from it. But I think
• 7:37
  Speaker 3: what's actually happening is women are starting to feel a
• 7:40
  Speaker 3: little bit more empowered.
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, 100%. If you're on shaky ground when you go
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: in and you're not slightly happy, you're out of there.
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: She felt like she was never allowed to have an
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: opinion before. And now that she's vocal, Sean doesn't like it.
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: But Sean seems like such a chill, kickback dude. Every
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: time I've seen him, And Angie has such a big
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: personality that I just kind of don't know that I'm
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: buying this.
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: I bought it. It made me like kind of sad.
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: You've been around the two of them. She's very outgoing
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: and he's very quiet.
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: So the math ain't mathing.
• 8:10
  Speaker 3: Well, also, have you seen, I mean, we hate to
• 8:14
  Speaker 3: bring this up, but if you go down a little
• 8:16
  Speaker 3: rabbit hole of some of the posts he's liked, they're
• 8:19
  Speaker 3: interesting of the men he follows. And I'm not saying
• 8:23
  Speaker 3: this is because he likes men. I'm saying it's because
• 8:27
  Speaker 3: they're a little chauvinistic. So I don't know.
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: I think they've been successful for a really long time.
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: And I think they're trying their best for their daughter, though.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: I thought it was kind of strange how Angie said
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: something like, oh, you're in love with Tripp. And she
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: kept saying, well, he's my best friend. And she had
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: such a hard time saying she was in love with him,
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: but she would like insinuate things, but not really even
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: say it.
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I think she's scared to, I mean, she's
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: already had this guy burn her once. I think she's
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: probably a little bit scared to open up and say
• 9:05
  Speaker 3: those things. And then, I mean, then she did say
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: she could see herself with him for 50 years. What
• 9:11
  Speaker 3: about the awkward pause when Heather goes to Angie? Is
• 9:14
  Speaker 3: there someone else?
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: She denied it.
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: I know, but why did she have that awkward? Why
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: was she like?
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: She's really shocked that she said that. Like, first of all,
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: you're opening up to a woman on national TV about
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: your marriage and she's going to ask you.
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: Well, the way her face like kind of looked a
• 9:33
  Speaker 2: little funny.
• 9:34
  Speaker 3: And then I was like, either she just blacked out
• 9:36
  Speaker 3: because she was so shocked that Heather did that to her.
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: I think that's what it was. I think she was
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: shocked because then she's like, what me? Who?
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, is there someone else in this room?
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: I also think Angie's very animated. She knows what she's doing.
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: A lot of these girls on this show do things
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: just for TV, just for the cameras.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: It's the one show that I will say the costumes,
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: the props, the. overreacting, that is Salt Lake City. Yeah.
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: But I, I, I enjoy, I enjoy Salt Lake City.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think that you can tell through, you know,
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: each one of the women there, they're doing the absolute most.
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: But I felt like Angie was being very transparent when
• 10:27
  Speaker 3: she was talking about and very heartfelt when she was
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: talking about her split up with Sean.
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: And then you could even see when she FaceTimed with
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: her daughter later and she's like, can you let dad
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: know that blah, blah, blah, you know, whatever it was.
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I've totally been in that moment.
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: Where you're like trying to still fudge it through, but
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: you just can't. Yeah.
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: Then Heather, Whitney and Brittany meet for some oysters.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: You're with me, right? We're no oysters. We're no.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: What's the other thing we don't like?
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: Caviar.
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: No caviar. I don't mind.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: It's not like something I'm going to order, but if
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: it's there, I might have one or two, but it's
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: not my go-to at all.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: Okay. And then we should note that in her confessional,
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: Whitney says her relationship with Kwai is sacred and she
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: learned her lesson.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: Don't tell the town gossip.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, she's sure not acting like their friendship is sacred.
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Whitney, we can now confirm that's a lie. Yeah.
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: You've repeatedly shared all the secrets.
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: I also, I know we didn't talk about it because
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: we weren't together last week to recap it, but I
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: didn't think the joke was funny with the toothbrushes.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: So I'm saying the props, the toothbrushes, the outfits, I just,
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: it's getting old. They got to stop.
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: It's not funny. Got a cringe factor.
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: Then Brittany calls out Bronwyn for being wishy-washy about her
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: own divorce, saying one minute they're hunky. Why is hunky
• 12:00
  Speaker 3: Dory taken over the Bravoverse since, um, Kathy Hilton asks
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: what hunky dory is.
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, the word's been around forever.
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: Every single franchise I feel like uses hunky dory. But
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: the next that Bronwyn was drinking too much because of
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: the stress, Brittany said she did some sleuthing and Bronwyn's
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: house was actually under an LLC and Todd's was the
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: only signature on the deed.
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: Am I wrong? Is this a little bit like unethical?
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: I'm not complaining.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: But I'm just like, yes, it's not great for your
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: real estate career. Brittany looking up the sale of Todd's house,
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: which is in LLC. She said it was, she was
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: just fact checking, but showing it on TV and showing
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: a picture of it. I don't think the board is going,
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: board of real estate is going to like that very much.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: I have several LLCs. My houses are in LLCs and I,
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: my understanding is only one, the officer of the LLC
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: or the corporation has to sign. So that doesn't really
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: prove anything.
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: But also, I don't understand why they're finding it so
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: odd that she has some good days and some bad
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: days with the guy she's getting a divorce from.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: That's fucking reality.
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: Well, he's out of town, so he has to fly
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: into town. He lives in New York now, so he
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: has to fly into town to do anything.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Sign the paperwork. Sign the papers. But, yeah.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: Brittany is really proud of herself in the confessional.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: She's like, this is a really dumb move because somebody
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: can report her.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know.
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: Then they have that awkward moment where everybody's like setting
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: people up to separate for the day where, you know,
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: it's completely production.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: And Bronwyn's like, well, I've got this set up perfectly.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: Angie, Lisa, Meredith, and Quay, you're going to go on
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: a special trip.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: And then she sends them to the Antique Vibrator Museum.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, who wants to see Rusty Vibrators?
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Well, I just watched an amazing documentary. You've got to
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: watch it.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: It's called Monster, the Lizzie Borden story. She ends up like,
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: you know, it's crazy.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: But part of that was using one of those old school.
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: Handheld cheese grater vibrators.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Doesn't sound interesting to me.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: It doesn't sound fun to me. It doesn't sound comfy
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: No, it sounds painful.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: I get sore if I have to go pee too
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: many times. I know.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Why does Bronwyn have such a hard-on for Kwai?
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: I think that Bronwyn is just a little bit... She
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: seems out of sorts. And I mean, I get why,
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: but she seems out of sorts.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Um, but she also.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Said that she sent them there, so they didn't like it.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: They can go fuck themselves.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: But then like Angie has such funny little quippy responses.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: He's very quick witted.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm fucked. We're all fucked. Um, but.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Well, she just said she would, she's one of the
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: things she said about Bronwyn Bronwyn was she just went
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: from one old one to a new one. And then
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: they show a picture of Todd and the boyfriends.
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: She's like, so maybe she needs an old dildo and
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: a new one.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: So she can feel right at home.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: She's got rid of the rusty one.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Did you know this is what an orgasm is called?
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Vulval clitoral massage to the point of hysterical prayer exomes
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: of relief.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: No, I wasn't. And nor do I want to hear
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: that ever again.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Well, they even wrote it on the, I'm sure I
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: said it wrong.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: So you guys could, you know, go kick rocks. I,
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: I've never used that phrase before.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: But like, that's an orgasm.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I think they were saying like that takes the crazy
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: out of a girl or something.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Really? Yeah. Using a ratchet for their.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: That's a cure for hysteria.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Well, it hasn't worked for me. Yeah. That's weird.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: A lot of sane women out there.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And there's a lot of vibrators, but you know,
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: of course they buy some gifts. We'll get to that.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Do you think the girls were happy they were sent
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: to the antique vintage dildo store?
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: And why didn't they blur those out? Any other time
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: they blurred out, you notice they showed the dick multiple
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: times and they didn't blur it out. Then they show
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: some kind of clitoris thing and they had to blur
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: that out.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Why does the vagina clitoris ratchet have to be blurred out?
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: It made no sense to me.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Because I was like, I already just saw this on
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: the documentary. So I know all about this. And I
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: wanted to know more information.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: But Bronwyn has taken Whitney, Heather, and Brittany to meet
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: her stylist friend, John.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: This also was a little bit bizarre to me.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I was shocked that she's had a stylist since she
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: was 20 years old.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Has she always been rich? I don't know. I mean.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of money in that area.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: What about when she put on that like banana hat
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: and she's like, Oh, Paris, 19 in the fall.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: And they're all like, yeah, I don't, I don't get
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: her fashion, but she's a fashion girl. I wouldn't wear
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: they're like costumes to me. And it's not my thing.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Multiple times.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Bronwyn talks about how she needs to dress Brittany. So
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know why she thought putting Brittany and Lenny Kravitz,
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: $ 10, 000 for, and, um.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: What is that hat even considered?
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But then again, we see them all
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: sitting down in their fucking costumes.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: All sent down in their costumes.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Gotta have the hats on the furs on. I'm like,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Well, I thought Heather Gay looked pretty hot in her costume.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Hers was the red one with the knitting.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: You're welcome to your opinion.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Um, well then after Bronwyn reveals things with Todd, there
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: are handshake deal.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Um, Which, I mean, so am I.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not a good deal to be in.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: It's not great.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: But you hope that you're both going to have the
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: same amount of respect for each other. But she said, yeah,
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: there's a world where Todd could screw her in the divorce.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: And then Bronwyn says he gets spicy with the Brandon stuff.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure. Why are you throwing it in his face?
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Why are you doing a... A press tour with your
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: new boyfriend when you're not even divorced yet.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Because he's been cheating on her their entire marriage. I'd
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: be like, fuck you too.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Who said that?
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: She did last season.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Like, is she still going to wear costumes when she
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: picks up the model at the airport?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I think that she loves doing that stuff. She's very colorful.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's she's all over the place.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: But we know now, watching this, that she's already done
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: with this model guy.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: And she's moved on to somebody else.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, married guy.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Her picker's as good as mine. Yeah. Way to go.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: So we see the back and forth. Then the women
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: go to dinner at a dumpling house. And before they eat,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: they have a dumpling making contest. Did you think that
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Lisa Barlow was cheating by having assistance, outside assistance?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I thought her dumpling sucked. It looked like a big
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: old ball. There was other dumplings. there that looked like dumplings.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: You know what a dumpling looks like. But Lisa Barlow
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: winning added just to the list of the reasons why
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: her cast does not like her.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're like, Heather's like, I'm not saying this is,
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: what did she say? This is like ice skating ice. scandal,
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: like referring to Tanya Harding.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: She's like, but it comes close. Yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Did you see Meredith brushing her wig in her room?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: I have a question.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Why is Meredith consistently wearing a wig? Like, I know
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I have to wear a wig sometimes. I also had
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: cancer and.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Lost all my hair.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Dolores thinks it's because of her religion, her new Jewish religion.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: She has to wear a wig now, but she's never
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: talked about it. The girls have called her out on it,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: but there's been no conversation about it.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Have they called her out to out on it to
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: her face or only behind her back?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Actually, I think it's only behind her back. I think
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: it's in the confessionals.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I think. I don't think anyone's asked.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: That would be the first thing I.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Would have said when she's like, I got a new face.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: You got a new wig, too.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Do you think maybe she still has scarring on her?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought. And then she has pulling the
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: wig down.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe. I mean, that's the only thing I can
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: think of.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Most doctors will put the scars behind your ears and
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: inside your ears. I've seen people where they have scar
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: opened you up on the outside of your ear, all
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: the way up to your temple, which leaves a huge scar.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: So I don't know if she got it up on
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: her forehead.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she had a full facelift. They
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: only do it up there. If you do a full facelift, most,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: most people don't.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Well, it's a whole new person. And she's also not
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: giving much this season either.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Then at dinner, Bronwyn asks about the Dilda Museum and
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Kauai reveals they bought gifts.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Kauai, she's bugging me. Kauai is? Yes. I like her.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: She's not bugging me.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, one, Camille Grammer already did the ball gag.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Get with the program.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but somebody needs that. They were at a in
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: a sex shop. So I think it was fitting. She
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: could have got her a big giant dildo to put
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: in her mouth.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Well, also what are these dildos that stick to the things?
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Like don't, don't people want like shaking dildos? I tried
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: to find the dildo that Dolores gave me, which is
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: a raspberry and I can't figure out how to use it.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: When did she give you that?
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: She sent it to me because we were talking about
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: on OC pod about how she gave out these vibrators.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: And so then she sent me one and because of
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: the Carmela stuff.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: But she sent it to me and it looks just
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: like a little raspberry. And I'm like, I don't understand.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Where do I put what? Yeah. It's a clitoris thing. Yeah.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: I haven't figured it out yet, but I'll keep you posted.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you're waiting with bated breath.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Well, Brittany said she's seen much bigger ones in real life.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: And she's like, yeah, but I don't, I don't understand
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: the ones with the suction on the bottom that you
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: put on like a wall.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Like, There's no vibrate.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Well, I think you can figure it out.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I can't. That's what I'm asking you.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I've never had one.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I've never had one like that. So I don't understand.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: I guess if you want to sit and spin.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: With no vibe, with just a plastic or.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: No.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: That seems as bad as some of the antique.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Again, not my thing.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Not my thing. Well.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Heather gets pasties that change with heat, like a mood ring.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: And she put them on.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: She put them on. And we saw her full titties
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: as she put them on.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, look at those.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: And then Bronwyn got a dildo with hearts on it.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: And then they carry, they like have the dildo. The
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: dildo is like another housewife.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's just sitting there.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Then Whitney gets a you know her golf her ball
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: gag which we already talked about but I love how
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Whitney immediately takes the um she's like I'm just gonna
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: open it already she like takes the tag off she's
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: like I need this just in case I'll just have
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: it straight away like why.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Did she need to detag it at the dinner table.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe she thought she was gonna put it on maybe
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: she did they just didn't show it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be shocked um but then Whitney pivots to
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: the story of Meredith being in Kwai's ear all.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Day I mean, Whitney flipping her shitty behavior onto Kawhi
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: and saying she went to the one person who hated her,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: also known as Meredith. What do you expect?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Like you go and talk shit and then she's sitting
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: there crying and Meredith's the one that actually walked up
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: to her to comfort her.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Bummer.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Don't repeat stuff you're not supposed to repeat.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, it was a stupid thing to repeat
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: that makes no reason to repeat it.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Like, clearly she was trying to be she did something
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: off camera trying to be funny.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: And it's not it wasn't funny. I didn't care.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: But then I feel like there's if there's one thing
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: that Whitney is going to do, it's always going to
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: be bringing Meredith into the fold somehow.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: It's Meredith's fault.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: But the conversation goes into Angie suggesting that whoever is
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: talking has to hold the heart dildo.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: This doesn't go over well.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Didn't we do this before with a Barbie or something?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: You can talk if you hold this.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: So then when Lisa's trying to finally get a word in,
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: she finally snatches it and says, three biker bar women
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: need to hash it out. It kind of, it really
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: did though make me laugh when Brittany said, Lisa's desperately
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: trying to get her point across. And Brittany's like, has
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: zero emotion. And she goes, You don't have the dildo.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: You can't talk now.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Like, Brittany does have some good one-liners, like, far and
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: few between. Yeah.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Then Bronwyn says that Kwai has spoken badly about every
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: person in the group except Meredith. Heather finds this is
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: weird because the only person Kwai has a problem with
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: is Meredith.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: How do we know this? Because off-camera stuff? I guess.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like Bronwyn and Heather orchestrated this?
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Well, I feel like they realized that Whitney had already
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: gotten herself into a pickle.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: And they're just utilizing it.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, they show Angie telling her that.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: But still, it's very it's very odd.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, quite claim she's never said anything bad about Meredith.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: But then Whitney presses her.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: As a private conversation, which is pretty fucked up for Whitney.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Like, here you go again.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: You hold that sacred, don't you?
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like presses on her. And then Whitney's like, if
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: I hear Whitney say that friendship is so sacred one
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: more time while also throwing the person under the bus.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't work like that.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like, come on.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Um, but then Meredith, this is the part I don't get.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Of course, Kwai said this. We know that, I already
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: know that she said it. I'm sure she said it
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: to Whitney. They were best friends. They're soul sisters.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: They're whatever. There's, they've been bonded. I'm sure they've talked
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: plenty of shit on Meredith.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: But I love how Meredith is like, I am not
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: going to believe anything that Whitney says ever.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: She hates Whitney.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: She hates.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Hates her.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Whitney.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: She doesn't even care. She doesn't even care if she's right.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: She's just going to hate her just for it. her
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: getting on stage talking shit about her.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: And then if we see that, that flashback's gotten more
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: like airtime than Whitney has this season.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Then why all this is going on, Lisa Barlow,
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: this is making me laugh.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Lisa Barlow was applying her lip liner for like 25 minutes.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: 500 times.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: There was five.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Different conversations that all happened like in tandem. Mm-hmm.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: And each time, Lisa still was putting the stuff on
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: her lips.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I think it was her thing. Like, I think she
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: was trying to make a point out of it.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Like, what, like.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Another one of their props.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just like, I don't care. I'm so checked out
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: from this.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: She'll probably get a lip liner contract next.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: But could you put on lip liner without a mirror?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Because Lisa Barlow bragged about it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Nope, neither. Cannot do it. Not at all.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I don't reapply my lip liner throughout the day, ever.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Do you think this is Lisa's big.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: go-to to get, like, some sort of cosmetic thing going next. Mm-hmm.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: With the lip liner? Yeah. It's like Wendy's all over again.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Soon it's going to be e.l.f. Cosmetics.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: But, yeah. I mean, I thought.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: I think I liked the episode a little bit more
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: than you did. I think probably because I haven't... I didn't...
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: I haven't had to watch as many episodes.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Like, I.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: It's been slow or burn for me because I was
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: out of town for a week. Yeah.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: But.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I was really moved by the Angie staff.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sad.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: It's sad.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: They're so strong.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: They do good.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I'm sure their ratings are great. So that's all that matters.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: That's all that matters is keep it going. Like, subscribe,
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: make comments, do all the things.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: And all right. Well, it was good to see you, Tam.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Nice to see you.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Bye, guys. Bye. Thank you.