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Nostalgia Nuggets 1 - School Bus/Oreo Stuffing · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
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  Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen, and then hook it up
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  Speaker 2: with a witch and that was that. Cats can smile apparently,
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  Speaker 2: whoa weird, but it doesn't always mean that they're happy.
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  Speaker 3: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 3: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jenny Moon is a star. Her look looks weren't
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  Speaker 2: part of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top at
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  Speaker 1: for guess.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll see. Hello listener,
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  Speaker 2: I am Jeff Hey, and we're here to launch our
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  Speaker 2: new podcast venture with Notable Nostalgia Land that every Tuesday
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna be releasing a new miniature episodes or full
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  Speaker 2: feature episodes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so like we're gonna do just like you said.
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  Speaker 3: Just like you said, We're gonna do a normal episode
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  Speaker 3: one week and then a shortened episode the following week
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  Speaker 3: where Jeff and I just talk about something that we're
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  Speaker 3: nostalgia for from when we were younger.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I it'd be really fine. So what's something right
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  Speaker 2: now that you're nostalgic for? Indy?
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking about this.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, I know you said right now, but I was
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  Speaker 3: thinking about this earlier today riding the school bus. And
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  Speaker 3: I rode the school bus from like first grade to
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  Speaker 3: fifth grade, but it was all over the country, not
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  Speaker 3: the same bus. But I went to so many different
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  Speaker 3: schools growing up that so like Virginia.
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  Speaker 1: Organ stuff like that. I went to different schools, but.
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  Speaker 3: In every school I went to, in every bus, I
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  Speaker 3: remember different parts of it. So like when I was
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  Speaker 3: in first grade. Sorry, So like when I was in
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  Speaker 3: first grade, the bus that I was on, everybody would
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  Speaker 3: sing like every day we would sing different songs on
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  Speaker 3: the way to school, like would be like we will
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  Speaker 3: rock you. But then they added this. I never understood why,
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  Speaker 3: and it irritated me. We will rock you, sock you,
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  Speaker 3: put you in the face, or pick you up and
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  Speaker 3: drop yeah, like why why did that get added? And
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  Speaker 3: so you heard that too, Yeah, So it's weird that
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  Speaker 3: like these schoolhouse things go from like state to state,
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  Speaker 3: like weird cause.
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  Speaker 2: Back then there wasn't internet, so these had to been
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  Speaker 2: like word of mouth, yeah, like transmissible yeah something. But
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  Speaker 2: so did you like live in like a place that
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  Speaker 2: they did kind of weird shit with their songs.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, every kind of Some are like really intricate
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  Speaker 3: to where like, you know that one song, like uh,
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  Speaker 3: I think it was like dang dong the teacher's dead,
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  Speaker 3: but they had a whole thing about it where they
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  Speaker 3: had like verses and stuff in first grade, and now
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  Speaker 3: that I'm older, I'm like, that's weird that. Like did
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  Speaker 3: one kid just start singing the song and kid was like,
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  Speaker 3: you know what, I like that and then or did
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  Speaker 3: they like give lyrics out to each other, Because when
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  Speaker 3: you're a kid, you must have had to hear that
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  Speaker 3: so many times to know the intricacies of this fucking
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  Speaker 3: song about the teacher being dead, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Or like the wheels on the bus go round and
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  Speaker 2: like that kind of thing. Who wrote that? Was that
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  Speaker 2: kids that wrote that? Or did an adult write that?
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  Speaker 2: And if adult wrote that, dude, that's not what we're
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  Speaker 2: thinking about. I'm not thinking about the wheels on the
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  Speaker 2: bus go round and round. I'm dealing with some drama. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: When I was in first grade, that same bus where
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  Speaker 3: everybody would sing we the bus driver ran into this
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  Speaker 3: tree and it like broke like three or four windows
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  Speaker 3: on the side, and this girl got glass in her eye.
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  Speaker 3: And shit, oh crazy, right, we should have just started
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  Speaker 3: singing right after Oh her eyes are bleeding. But when
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  Speaker 3: I lived in fourth grade, But when I lived in
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  Speaker 3: Virginia in fourth grade, everybody was on like drum team,
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  Speaker 3: so like all the kids had drum sticks drumsticks, and
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  Speaker 3: they would like do beats on the bus on the
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  Speaker 3: way to school. And I was like, this is so
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  Speaker 3: fucking cool. It seems like every school I went to
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  Speaker 3: it was like some kind of musical school.
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  Speaker 1: They weren't. They were just normal schools. So I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why, but yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I doubt that. Oh I know, Uh do you know
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  Speaker 2: what song that the kids in Boston sing?
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  Speaker 1: M shipping up to Boston by dropping Murphy's.
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  Speaker 2: No if they don't sing because they are hungover from
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  Speaker 2: the night before. Yeah, Boston, it's our alcoholics anyway. So
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  Speaker 2: uh yeah, no, that's great. Something I want to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm nostalgic for. I had a couple of things I
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  Speaker 2: was thinking about, but then on my way here I
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  Speaker 2: was to record, I was actually eating oreos, okay, and
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  Speaker 2: they were like original oreos, just no double stuff, no
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  Speaker 2: other flavor, just regular oreos. They are skipping so light
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  Speaker 2: on the white stuff. In regular oreos, oh nowadays. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm nostalgic for back in the day when you could
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  Speaker 2: get by with regular oreos. You can no longer get
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  Speaker 2: by on regular oreos.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have to do the double stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Now I have to do double stuffed or like they're
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  Speaker 2: is like a step up from that. So double stuffed
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  Speaker 2: is what regular oreos used to be, I think so anyway,
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know if this is like a weird
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  Speaker 2: connection to make. So it makes me think of how
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  Speaker 2: minimum wage is in America. Sure, and that back in
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  Speaker 2: the day you could support yourself on a pretty you know,
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  Speaker 2: entry level job, but now you have to have two
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  Speaker 2: three jobs to get by and you're barely getting by. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and that's how it is with oreos. Is I have
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  Speaker 2: to eat two to three oreos to get the same
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  Speaker 2: satisfaction as one oreo. So yeah, I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Look up to see what an oreo is made, because
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  Speaker 3: like FDR was the kind of the driving force behind
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  Speaker 3: the minimum wage?
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  Speaker 2: Was he the one that couldn't walk? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was laughing that it could have walked. I
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  Speaker 1: just love that. That's so he also did three.
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  Speaker 2: Terms nah crazy right, yeah? Oh, did his president get
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  Speaker 2: shot or something.
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  Speaker 1: I know he got voted in, but he died on
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  Speaker 1: his third term.
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  Speaker 2: Wait how did they get I thought that you can
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  Speaker 2: only do two terms.
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  Speaker 1: Now it became a lot.
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  Speaker 2: What else was he known for? Was he Pearl Harbor?
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  Speaker 1: Yep?
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  Speaker 2: Oh shit, look at me all this English or social studies.
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  Speaker 3: But he was the one who kind of was the
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  Speaker 3: driving force behind the minimum wage. And he's like, if
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  Speaker 3: you're willing to work a full forty hour hour a
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  Speaker 3: week job, you should be able to live. It doesn't
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  Speaker 3: matter what you do. So that's the whole point of
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  Speaker 3: minimum wage, is a minimum living wage. So I'm just
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  Speaker 3: gonna see when oreos were made, because what if it's
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  Speaker 3: the same year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah mm hmmm. It's like that line like you can
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  Speaker 2: only pull yourself up from your bootstraps if you have
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  Speaker 2: boots and with FDR, I think he said something like
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  Speaker 2: you can only you can only go so far until
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  Speaker 2: there's a gravel road. Yeah yeah, yeah. Anyways, that didn't
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  Speaker 2: land as much. But Alec Baldwin played him, and no
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  Speaker 2: he didn't. Some other guy who loves scal Baldmen played
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  Speaker 2: him in a movie.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know there's any moves by FDR.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know which is weird because he did so
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  Speaker 2: many great No, he was in Pearl Harbor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well he was only gave the speech about Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, was a Baldwin doing that movie anyways. Oh, in
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  Speaker 2: Pearl Harbor he played like a general or something. I
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  Speaker 2: was assuming he played FDR. But I remember him standing
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  Speaker 2: a lot. Yeah, unless they change that, yeah, it could
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  Speaker 2: be yeah, like yeah, do they ever have him on
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  Speaker 2: hooks or anything to make him look like he's standing.
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  Speaker 3: No, but if I remember correctly, there was something about
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  Speaker 3: his legs that they would try to hide when like
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  Speaker 3: other foreign leaders came or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember, but.
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  Speaker 3: They would like do things or maybe when he first
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  Speaker 3: started getting sick they hit it for a long time
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  Speaker 3: or so. I can't remember, something along those lines, because
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  Speaker 3: they didn't want to seem weak, you know, because the.
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  Speaker 1: War is going on.
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  Speaker 2: Buddy of mine told me that people that have one
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  Speaker 2: leg sometimes okay, that they'll buy shoes and there's Facebook
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  Speaker 2: uh groups to give Yeah. Yeah, such a good idea. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then you can have like a six shoe collection
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  Speaker 2: with pain not painful price. Yeah that's yeah, that's cool. Cool.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, that's what.
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  Speaker 1: That one was.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, what I was gonna say about Oreos is too.
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  Speaker 1: It's with Oreos.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just never a big Oreo fan growing up because
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  Speaker 3: I didn't like the stuff in the middle.
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  Speaker 1: I would literally scrape it off. Yeah, I just like
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  Speaker 1: the actual cookie part in milk.
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  Speaker 2: They're coming up with Oreos. They have different colors of Oreos,
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  Speaker 2: different flavors. They have strawberry put in there, they have
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  Speaker 2: other things put in there, and I don't know why
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  Speaker 2: they need to do that, Like the original was great, right,
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  Speaker 2: Like why why multiply that?
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  Speaker 1: I do like the cheap off brand Duplex cookies. They're
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  Speaker 1: like a dollar but like alls sleeve of them.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, dollar Tree has some good ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember when I was like twenty twenty one
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  Speaker 1: and twenty two.
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  Speaker 3: I like, I spent all my money on alcohol, you know,
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  Speaker 3: So I was living off the Dollar Tree stuff I
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  Speaker 3: could get. They would sell meatballs for a dollar for
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  Speaker 3: a pack of like eight or something, and then you
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  Speaker 3: can get spaghetti sauce and spaghetti and uh for like
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  Speaker 3: three dollars you could eat for two days.
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  Speaker 1: That's thinking about money, say for alcohol, right.
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  Speaker 2: My biggest thing that I nostalgia for besides Oreos is
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  Speaker 2: Dollar Tree and dollar stores because they changed it now
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  Speaker 2: not everything's a dollar, because my favorite thing was to
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  Speaker 2: go to a dollar store and hold up something to
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  Speaker 2: the employee and be like, how much is this? And
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  Speaker 2: then you were earnestly like I was being like I knew.
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  Speaker 1: It was a dollar, but did they know you were?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? They were like like your fucking asshole, right, But
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  Speaker 2: I thought was just hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: So it's funny when you work in those retail type
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  Speaker 3: positions like you like for me, when I worked at
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  Speaker 3: the coffee shop, I always had my set jokes out
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  Speaker 3: of making people like hahaha, you know, but it works
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  Speaker 3: like it works on like ninety nine percent of people,
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  Speaker 3: Like did you know why they called the latte a
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  Speaker 3: lat Why because it costs a latte money?
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  Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah. I and everybody'd be like, oh that's
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  Speaker 1: a good you know, and then I'd get a little
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  Speaker 1: more extra tip probably.
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  Speaker 2: So I used to work at Arby's. Not to brag,
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  Speaker 2: but they had a super roast beef sandwich and I
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  Speaker 2: would say, have a super roast beef day, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: those good ships.
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  Speaker 1: Do people enjoy that or not?
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  Speaker 2: I got tips a lot when I worked at Arby's
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  Speaker 2: and I'll tip, Like if I go to like Burger King,
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing drive through like late at night, if the
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  Speaker 2: person is working there, I'll give them a tip. Like
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  Speaker 2: I feel, yeah, that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 1: I just never thought that was like a thing.
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  Speaker 2: No, I tip on like really hot days when I
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  Speaker 2: have to pump, not pump. When I don't have to
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  Speaker 2: pump my own gas, always tip them too.
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  Speaker 1: That's really cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate pumping my own gas. It's the worst.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Like, yeah, I'm with you. I'd prefer not
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  Speaker 1: to do it too.
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  Speaker 3: The last tip I gave someone, not like at a
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  Speaker 3: normal setting was I was coming home I think from
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  Speaker 3: the Peaches Christ and I stopped at seven eleven. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, hey, do you guys have a bathroom, and goes, okay,
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  Speaker 3: we're not supposed to let the public user or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, buy something. He goes, no, I know,
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  Speaker 3: but it's just supposed to employees. But he was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I just do it, my cool sweet. So I peed
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  Speaker 3: and then I bought like a beer or two, and
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  Speaker 3: then I paid with a twenty and I just gave
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  Speaker 3: him the change. I gave him like fifteen dollars. I
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  Speaker 3: was literally about to piss my pants.
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  Speaker 1: So that dude, thank you. Yeah, that saved my whole car,
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  Speaker 1: My whole night sucked.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're going to pee yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I had to peece so fucking bad or take the
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  Speaker 3: risk of peeing outside and then like getting in big trouble.
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  Speaker 2: Was it? During the day after the pe outside all
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  Speaker 2: the time, I went to the rose garden to look
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  Speaker 2: at flowers, and it was super early in the morning
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  Speaker 2: because I had to catch when it wasn't raining to
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  Speaker 2: take pictures of the flowers. Sidebar. I got some pretty
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  Speaker 2: good shots of pedals that have rains. It was very beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: But I just went pee outside. No one else was there,
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  Speaker 2: so my sex spender. But yeah, it's just.
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  Speaker 1: Like someone's like, oh this rose smells a little.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, political.
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  Speaker 1: More flowers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh great. So that was our first shot. This
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  Speaker 2: I like it.
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  Speaker 1: I like it. Discussion, you know, we kind of get
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  Speaker 1: off track anyways.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that all right.
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  Speaker 1: Just to recap, I was assologid about riding the bus
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  Speaker 1: growing up. Yeah, you were nostalgic about oreos.
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  Speaker 2: Oreos, like back when the oreos were great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, make America good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, make Oreos great again, Googa man Oreos great again?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the could be black and white.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah for the Oreos. Yeah, that's good idea.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that'll be our first merch had that says Moga,
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  Speaker 1: make Oreos great again, Macca.
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  Speaker 3: All right, h well, thank you for listening, and make
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  Speaker 3: sure you check it next Tuesday out. It's going to
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  Speaker 3: be a normal episode where we have like a topic
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  Speaker 3: and we're you know, but yeah, this is our first episode.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, We'll see you next Tuesday.
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  Speaker 3: And that's a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia.
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