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Kardashians Win, Met Ball with Chris Franjola · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
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  Speaker 1: for it? This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
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  Speaker 1: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
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  Speaker 1: It's Dunaidial. Where? Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E.
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars. Lift? Please.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage. No. Dundale Cars.
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 2: the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is
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  Speaker 2: the show to know. She talks Hollywood tales for real life, Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Sacred Serial Data and Serial Sister. You'll be addicted and
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  Speaker 2: addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: I am here with the official favorite. No one can
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  Speaker 1: take his crown. You are a queen, a king.
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  Speaker 3: You are everything.
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  Speaker 1: Chris Frangiello, welcome back to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much. It's nice to be here, but
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's not even... What you're saying right now
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  Speaker 3: couldn't be more false.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you feel that way?
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  Speaker 3: I know that people are mad at me for starting
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  Speaker 3: every podcast off this way, but.
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  Speaker 1: Like a negative way?
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  Speaker 3: That's why I'm doing it. The people chomping at my
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  Speaker 3: heels are now taking over. They've taken over. I've been
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  Speaker 3: outed by the gay mafia. The gay mafia has taken
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  Speaker 3: over Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Who is that? Just Justin?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, Justin Martindale.
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  Speaker 1: Well, speaking of which, Justin is joining me at a winery. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Only because you're not available. You have your own show.
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  Speaker 3: You did not know that until three minutes ago when
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  Speaker 3: I told you I'm not available.
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  Speaker 1: Right. I may or may not have ever looked up
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  Speaker 1: your dates before asking Justin. I will be at the
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  Speaker 1: Krug Winery. I believe it's in Napa or right next
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  Speaker 1: door to it. Maybe not Napa proper, but it is
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  Speaker 1: through the Charles Krug Summer Sessions. We have two shows,
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  Speaker 1: 630 and 9, on Friday, June 17th. Get your tickets.
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  Speaker 1: Invite your friends. The whole thing. Why don't you say
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  Speaker 1: where you'll be that weekend?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'll be at a winery in Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know exactly the name of it. Well, you
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  Speaker 3: didn't come prepared. Good luck. I'll find out.
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  Speaker 1: Everything is at, tell them your website.
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  Speaker 3: Franjola.fun. frangiola.fun has all my dates. And I'd like to
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  Speaker 3: say I understand all of this and I know there
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  Speaker 3: are other people who people like more and that's great.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody likes anybody.
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  Speaker 3: But I want to say thank you for having me
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  Speaker 3: on Juicy Scoop because it might be coming to an
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  Speaker 3: end now with all these with the gay mafia now out.
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  Speaker 1: To get me. come to an end, Chris, because I
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  Speaker 1: just enjoy you as a friend.
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  Speaker 3: Every city I play, I just got through with Michigan.
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  Speaker 3: I was in Michigan. I played a bowling alley in Michigan.
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  Speaker 3: I played a hot dog restaurant. This is all true.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, but you were also opening for Fortune. No.
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  Speaker 3: Or featuring for Fortune. Not this weekend. Oh, not this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: I was all by myself.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're all by yourself. Okay, well, I heard Juicy
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  Speaker 1: Scoopers came.
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  Speaker 3: All Juicy Scoopers. I mean, every show is packed. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it placed seats 27 people, but it was packed with
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  Speaker 3: Juicy Scoopers.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get to bowl after? Because I'm actually kind
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  Speaker 1: of a good bowler.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the funny thing was, once the show was over,
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  Speaker 3: the bowling alley was closed. And it was an old school,
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  Speaker 3: like 1950s bowling alley. It wasn't one of the cute, fun,
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  Speaker 3: light ones. It was like a real bowling alley.
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  Speaker 1: Well, because you were bowling slash doing comedy.
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  Speaker 3: But so many Juicy Scoopers, so thank you.
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  Speaker 1: You missed... My boat day.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't miss it. I watched it on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, you could have watched an amazing dance. My
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  Speaker 1: friend Liz was there. This is just a photo of
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  Speaker 1: me about to do my whole dance, which I did
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  Speaker 1: an entire dance, like splits, rolling around, exhausted. At the end,
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  Speaker 1: she realized she had never pressed video.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: Then I was too tired. Oh, I got this beautiful necklace.
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  Speaker 1: Look at my Juicy Scoop necklace.
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  Speaker 3: I noticed that when I walked in.
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  Speaker 1: Font and everything. Ashley Mitts. This is through Ashley. And
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  Speaker 1: their Instagram is themalks, the, and then M-A-L-C-S. It's by
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  Speaker 1: appointment only. She and her husband are jewelry brokers, designers,
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing. And she made me a diamond and
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  Speaker 1: gold juicy scoop with like the exact font and everything. Amazing.
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  Speaker 1: So follow them on Instagram and see their amazing stuff. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so she came and gave that to me. Justin was
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  Speaker 1: there on the boat. You could have come. No. The reason... Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I would have invited you. I've already invited you twice.
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  Speaker 3: You have invited me twice. I know. I understand that.
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  Speaker 1: You would have been invited if I knew you weren't
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  Speaker 1: out of town.
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  Speaker 3: Can I tell you the reality? Do you want the reality?
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  Speaker 1: What's the reality?
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  Speaker 3: You invited me twice and I was not able to
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  Speaker 3: make it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And you did tell me. You said you have one more.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And then you're never invited again. You said that is–
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  Speaker 3: Peter and I, we give people three chances.
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  Speaker 1: We do get very butthurt about things.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: And so the reason we had the boat that particular
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  Speaker 1: day because we have to reserve the boat and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's not– we don't– it's not to our disposal every
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  Speaker 1: day was because Jeff Lewis– we first had offered to
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  Speaker 1: throw Jeff Lewis a birthday party a while ago. Right.
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  Speaker 1: He then said, yes, we picked the date. Then he said,
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  Speaker 1: I really, that date doesn't really work. Can we do
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  Speaker 1: it on a Saturday? We had to find a Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, I want to host it for the
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  Speaker 1: people that are on my radio show all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, great. Okay. Right. Then six days prior,
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  Speaker 1: he goes, you know what? I'm so sorry. I can't
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  Speaker 1: do the boat party. I have to go to New
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  Speaker 1: York the next day and I have my daughter and
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  Speaker 1: all this stuff. Okay, fine. Well, the juicy scoopers that
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  Speaker 1: enjoy both myself and Jeff Lewis, saw that he was
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  Speaker 1: in Fashion Island, a stone's throw away from the boat,
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  Speaker 1: at his boyfriend's book signing, which is a legit excuse,
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  Speaker 1: but still, and then went on to have a long,
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  Speaker 1: leisurely lunch with Shannon Bedore and Kelly Dodd. Oh. See?
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  Speaker 1: It hurts.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't it hurt?
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  Speaker 1: Well, we were floating around on the boat. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he missed out. He missed out, but you know what? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know if the third invite's coming his way either.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well.
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  Speaker 1: So we'll see.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I didn't. I reject you on. Certainly not. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not partying at Fashion Island or at bookstores.
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  Speaker 1: No. Never at a bookstore.
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  Speaker 3: Never. How dare you?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: I saw. Why don't you mention the other people who
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  Speaker 3: were there? There were other people.
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  Speaker 1: Well, then I asked. Brandy and Julie were already planning
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  Speaker 1: us coming because they appear on Jeff's show. My friend
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  Speaker 1: Liz and her husband always delights. I invited my friend Krista.
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  Speaker 1: And who else came? Oh, and then Justin and Evan. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just... Listen, I.
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  Speaker 1: You would have fit right in if you were in town. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: because of who you are, I'm going to give you
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  Speaker 1: two more chances to reject me. Out of town does
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  Speaker 1: not count. I know. So if you're out of town,
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  Speaker 1: you have a free pass. Right. If it's just like,
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  Speaker 1: can't swing it, can't get a sitter, and I give
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  Speaker 1: you like three to four days prior, then that tells
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  Speaker 1: me you really are not that into going.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not about that. Weeds would love... Because you.
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  Speaker 1: Have a local grandmother and you have a nanny. Yeah, that's...
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  Speaker 1: So like, this is not... You're not some, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Single father juggling it, you know, so stop.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I just want to say that I understand. I
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  Speaker 3: believe that it's, you feel that I'm boring now. I
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  Speaker 3: used to be fun and now I'm a father and
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  Speaker 3: I have a young child. Your children are grown. Brandy
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  Speaker 3: and Julie, I believe, don't, I don't know if they
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  Speaker 3: have kids.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have kids.
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  Speaker 3: Neither does Justin. They don't have kids. So I believe
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  Speaker 3: that I'm just a boring old man father and you're like,
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  Speaker 3: he's out.
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  Speaker 1: That is not at all the case.
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  Speaker 3: And I struggle now coming here to do the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I struggle to come up with things to talk about
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  Speaker 3: because I don't have anything. And I feel like you're
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  Speaker 3: going to be like, this guy brings no juice. He's
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  Speaker 3: done in this bit. He's done.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're not done because your opinion is what matters.
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  Speaker 1: But I do enjoy my old kids. Let me tell you,
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  Speaker 1: anyone struggling with little ones, it gets better.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It gets, oh my God, we went to Catalina with
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  Speaker 1: them and I had so much fun and now they're
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  Speaker 1: like bonding again. Like there was a time when I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even think they liked each other.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Now they're like, they're bonding. They're like, yes, we could
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  Speaker 1: do this for a week.
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  Speaker 3: And they're looking handsome.
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  Speaker 1: We were so, we were so afraid that our.
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  Speaker 3: Kids didn't want to be on a boat. I saw
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  Speaker 3: a picture yesterday. They're looking good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're getting strappy. Yeah. They're like, get strappy. I
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  Speaker 1: mean like, they're like, Can I ask you a question?
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  Speaker 3: Is there women for any? Has there ever been like,
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  Speaker 3: I got it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Drake's face lit up as he started
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  Speaker 1: to type away right away on his phone. And I
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  Speaker 1: was like thinking in my brain. And I go, can
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  Speaker 1: you just tell me who you're writing? He goes, Grandma,
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  Speaker 1: she just Snapchatted me. I go, what the fuck is
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  Speaker 1: Grandma doing on Snapchat? Really? I go, does she ever post?
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  Speaker 1: He goes, no, she just lurks and like follows me. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know how to do Snapchat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't even think that was the whole thing. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: So it's grandma, but really maybe.
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  Speaker 1: No, it sounds like he's having fun, though. He, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, is partaking in some fun and going on, like, he's, like,
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  Speaker 1: part of this, like, not waterboarding, but, like, waveboarding or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Club. And so, like, they went on a boat.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, all right.
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  Speaker 1: And grandma said the Snapchat looked pretty wild.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, gosh.
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  Speaker 1: She watched the entire day. Of like all the contests
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  Speaker 1: and like the belly shots and whatever the hell they
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  Speaker 1: were doing. Yeah. So that made me feel good. A
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  Speaker 1: little bit of debauchery is happening.
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  Speaker 3: As long as you're getting positive critiques from grandma. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: that's all you need to know about your college life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So we had fun. I saw this and thought
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  Speaker 1: of you. It was a TikTok.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: This is by, let me get the show. This is by,
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  Speaker 1: what is that? Ryan Whelan, okay, on TikTok, Ryan Whelan.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, if you think your life is bad,
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  Speaker 1: there are Siamese brothers, just one is gay, and they
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  Speaker 1: just have one ass.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. And it's a photo. Is that real? Oh, the
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  Speaker 3: guy's kissing the guy.
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  Speaker 1: Well, one has a boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: But the other one doesn't. Yeah. I remember there were
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  Speaker 1: these two Siamese twins.
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  Speaker 3: Greatest thing ever. We did it on Chelsea Lately. Remember,
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  Speaker 3: you played one.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't think we ever got together as a
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  Speaker 1: Siamese twin person.
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  Speaker 3: You and Sarah Colonna. Yes, you did. I have video
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  Speaker 3: of it. You and Sarah Colonna played those connected Siamese twins,
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  Speaker 3: and I hit on you. I was some college kid
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  Speaker 3: hitting on you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was always obsessed with them because one wanted
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  Speaker 1: to be a country singer.
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  Speaker 3: The other one was a comedian. Stand-up comedian.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, then there was another pair where one wanted to
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  Speaker 1: do volunteer work, but the other one didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I know. That's got to be a tough one.
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  Speaker 1: Really tough. Yeah. There were so many shows about Siamese
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  Speaker 1: twins back in the day, and now I don't see
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  Speaker 1: them anywhere. That was hot.
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  Speaker 3: Little people took over. I think little people bumped Siamese twins.
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  Speaker 1: Little people and extreme overweight people.
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  Speaker 3: And now I think little people are being bumped out
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  Speaker 3: by just people with dirty houses. A lot of dirty houses.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's a hot.
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  Speaker 1: That's a hot topic.
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  Speaker 3: If you are a little Siamese person with a dirty house,
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  Speaker 3: you're going to kill it.
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  Speaker 1: A little person in a dirty house. With several little
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  Speaker 1: kids and then you lose one because the house is
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  Speaker 1: so dirty and the person is so small. That would
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  Speaker 1: be– that's a reality show. I'm watching. That's a reality show.
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  Speaker 3: I'll watch that.
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  Speaker 1: Andy Cohen had a secret baby just that we didn't
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  Speaker 1: know that he was expecting. Yeah. So he had his
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  Speaker 1: little baby girl and he's a single father of two.
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  Speaker 1: And when I posted it, I wrote, oh, he's a
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  Speaker 1: single father of two. Congrats. Now his little girl has
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: a little boy. And then somebody was like, why are
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: you focusing on that? I'm like, I'm not. That's not
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  Speaker 1: being negative. Yeah. Like if you can afford it and
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: you're of a certain age and you don't have a
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  Speaker 1: life partner, go have your own baby by yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because let me tell you, there's some stories coming up
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  Speaker 1: about awful child custody issues that if the baby's just yours,
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: you don't have to ask the ex, can they do soccer? No,
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  Speaker 1: they can't.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So- Speaking of people that are not having a
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: great time. No. Amanda Bynes.
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  Speaker 3: She's having some problems, right?
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  Speaker 1: She had a crazy weekend. So she's engaged this guy.
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  Speaker 3: I think every weekend's a crazy weekend. I mean, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not saying that in a bad way.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she's... I don't know if her... I think her
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  Speaker 1: conservatorship is done. Her mom was foreending it. And she
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  Speaker 1: has a fiance. And she went on her Instagram or
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: TikTok or whatever and said... I need to tell you
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  Speaker 1: about my fiance. I just found mother son porn on
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  Speaker 1: his computer. Like real mother and sons having sex.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not, they're not real. That's like the
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  Speaker 3: plot line of the, of the porn or is it real?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever. Weird.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: Um, and then she said, uh, he's been using again
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  Speaker 1: and all this stuff and it's over. And he vandalizes
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  Speaker 1: his mother's house, maybe because watching the porn, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: got mad at his mom for something.
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  Speaker 3: She's not putting out.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know. So then, you know, everyone's very concerned
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  Speaker 1: about her. She has the heart tattoo on the face,
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  Speaker 1: which is just a huge mistake.
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  Speaker 3: That was it. It's in a, it's in a, so
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  Speaker 3: I mean, face tattoos are becoming more and more popular.
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  Speaker 3: you know, I don't know, accept it, I think, a
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  Speaker 3: little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Dr. Drew says it's a sign that there's something off.
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  Speaker 1: You could have every inch of your face tattooed, like,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the hairline, as people say, the edges. You
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: could have everything done, okay? The head, everything, like a Travis,
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  Speaker 1: the neck. But he says when you start really doing, like,
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  Speaker 1: on the face, that's a sign.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that something's not great.
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  Speaker 3: I can agree with that. I mean, I've seen people
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  Speaker 3: with it on the face, and none of them seem
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  Speaker 3: to be upstanding citizens.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: I know Amber Rose, I remember when she got her
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  Speaker 1: two kids on her forehead.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, she did?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. And I was very, because she has such a
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  Speaker 1: beautiful face. And I was also like, take it from
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: somebody whose kids are old. I mean, they do not
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  Speaker 1: want their names on their mother's face when she comes
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  Speaker 1: to pick them up in the eighth grade. They do not.
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  Speaker 1: It is not a compliment. It's the same way that
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  Speaker 1: if your kid got mom written across the chest, you're like, well, thanks, but. No.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want that.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't want my mom coming to pick me up.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: My mom one time went iron-ons were hot. Remember everyone
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: was getting an iron-on shirt in the 70s?
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: It was called chicken t-shirt place that you'd go.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: You'd pick it out almost like a tattoo. You'd pick
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: it out. Exactly. I want that on a pink cap
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: sleeve t-shirt.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: But in our case it was called different strokes. That
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: was the name of the story. He got it done
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: at the mall.
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: And my mom got one glittery roses said touch of class.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Touch of class? Do you know? Oh my God.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: And I didn't want my mom I didn't want my
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: mom to see, I don't want to be seen with
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: my mom when she was wearing the touch of class.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I bought the touch of glass t-shirt. Touch of class.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Touch of class t-shirt. Exactly. For my friend Liz's 10th birthday.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: 100% touch of class. And I think there was like
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: a rose.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: A rose.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: It was a rose. Oh my God. So your mom
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: shows up and you're like– She'll.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Pick us up from whatever in the touch of class t-shirt.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: And why did that bother you so much?
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Because I knew even back then nothing– there was nothing
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: about it that was class. And not that we were
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: a classy family. Yeah. But things worked out fine. We're
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: all good. But at the time I knew it was
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: a bit of a– but then knowing now what I
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: knew– if I knew now what I knew then, I
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: mean the whole neighborhood I grew up in was a
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: classless dump.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I just remember this one kid was like, oh, I
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: saw your grandpa pick you up from school yesterday. And
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, my God, he thinks my dad's
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: my grandpa because both my grandpas died before I was born.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: My dad had me at like 46, but he also
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: had fully white hair at like 35 on. Yeah. So
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: then he caught up. By the time I was in college,
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: he looked like everybody else's dad. But there was a
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: time where I was like, Heather has a grandpa. And
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I just was like, oh, yeah, he's visiting. Then I
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: was like, how do I figure out this lie now?
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: But that was like a little embarrassing.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: But what was I supposed to do about that? I
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: feel like I'm going through that currently with my daughter.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: I feel like people look at me like, oh, grandpa's
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: here to pick up the baby.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: It could be.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: It could be. Who cares? I was walking her down
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: the street and one of the neighbors said, how's that granddaughter?
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: And now I see the guy a lot. I think
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: he finally realizes.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: It happened to my sister and her husband. And they're
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: not that old, but they– I mean, granted, they were
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: pulling into Red Rock in Vegas after a long trip from, like,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Sun Valley. And the kids were pretty little at the time.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: They pulled up. And the guy's like, oh, fun weekend
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: with the grandkids? Like, the valet said it. And my
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: sister was like, holy shit, who is your Botox person? Like,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: get me. I need a facelift. Like, what? How could
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: this happen?
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: I think in this day and age, that's one of
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: those things with are you pregnant? I don't think you
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: can say it.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: You know what? In both of those occasions, and please,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I love my Latina and Latino Juicy Scoopers. But in
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: another occasion, it was a gardener that said it to
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: my friend. Oh. I think because they look youthful and
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: they have kids young. that a grandma is our age.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, totally.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: So I don't think it's like, but in all those cases,
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: it was a Mexican person saying, with the greatest intentions,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: really wanting them to have a wonderful weekend with their grandkids.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, the Latino and whoever, that's when you're
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: supposed to have kids. That's doing it right. You know,
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: us old whiteys, we're idiots.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're supposed to have your baby at 23. You're
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: not supposed to have it at 52.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Weirdos.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Anyway, then she goes on. Okay, so then she says
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: her Instagram live. I don't think I have the thing. Anyway,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: then the last photo is her holding his hand with
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: her engagement ring.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: And she says, hi, thanks. I misspoke. He really wasn't using.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: And the mother-son porn was, he told me that he
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: was looking up MILFs.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's a genre of porn.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Okay. Well, so you're on her side. No, no, no.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Or his side. He was looking up MILF stuff and
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: the algorithm then sent him a bunch of disgusting mother-son
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: fucking porn.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Because he looked up MILF.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Okay. And he actually didn't vandalize his mom's house that
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: much and, like, why don't you guys all just leave
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: us alone? We're happy.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is another case of this girl obviously has
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: severe mental problems, right? I mean, this is almost worse
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: than a Britney Spears. I think she's got some real issues.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I also think people are just so dependent on getting
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: this immediate reaction from, like, the fans. Like, you get
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: in a fight or you start recording your husband yelling
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: at you. It's like, take a breath. Right.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Like maybe, okay, fine, record it and like save it.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: But like do not post it and everything because you
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: might want to stay with this person. Yeah. And it
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: might have been the algorithm.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Like it might've been not full blown crack. I don't know.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: But like, do you not have a girl? She probably
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: doesn't have a girlfriend to call, but like call a
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: girlfriend before you go on Instagram and have us all worried.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: And I mean, she should have called a girlfriend before
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: the tattoo. I mean, there's a, she could have made
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: some phone calls before that.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I guess Britney Spears is still not posting now after
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: her last fashion show because I just checked.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: She took a break. She said she was taking an
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Instagram break.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: She said she was taking an Instagram break. Then she
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: did the fashion show. Yeah.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: The one with the long– where she was holding her arm.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: In a strange– With the dress.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And now is she really pregnant or not? I
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: mean I hear.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Rumors that she's not. I have said– I'm not sure.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. And I feel like, and I
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: said it on the last show and I really thought
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: like the free Britney people would come after me. Right.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: And either they're not listening or they kind of agree
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: because I did not hear anything. And I'm saying there's
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong if that's the case or she jumped the
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: gun or she spoke too soon or, But it's not
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: a great sign that someone goes on a huge platform
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: of 30 million people or however many follow or 100
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: million and announce something that important if it was not
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: 100% sure or like past three months.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Am I wrong in saying this? Or I don't know
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: if she posted something else of the one that I
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: initially read. But even in the one that I read,
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: she never actually said she was pregnant. She said, I'm
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: having a food baby or something. And then it was
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: a weird... I don't know.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's true. Yeah.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: So she never actually 100% said, I'm pregnant. I think
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: all the news sources picked it up based on that thing.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: And then she never really spoke of it again, unless
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: I'm wrong.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: No, she did. She did one where she's like, I'm
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: like a fish, and it was like her swimming in
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: a pool, and he was filming underneath water, whoever it was. Yeah.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: And she was like, spoiler alert, babies love water or something.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like, that's not a spoiler alert. Whatever she was doing,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: she was twirling around.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: And then- But she's never officially said I'm pregnant.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, she did. She said the videos of me
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: doing fashion shows exposing my stomach were taken before I
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: was pregnant. Oh, okay. So she has said it.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. So I'm wrong.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: But anyway.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: So who knows?
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: So we'll see. You know we like to focus on
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: weird clothing. Yeah. So.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: click and collect.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: So easy!
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: you had to succeed in order to feel loved? He said,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: I have a work dad. I need a home dad.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: happens next.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: every day was. You're worth the work.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Well, Annie and I found this, and Annie thinks it's
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: for breastfeeding. I don't. It's like a bandeau bra top,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: so it'll give you support, but then it has little
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: slits at the nip.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: So you can see that.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: And I think you want to pop the nip out
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: so that you have a hard nip look, but with
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a lift underneath.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: That could very well be the case.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: But it's at Walmart. I'm kind of impressed Walmart's going
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: this route.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: It says meet the must-have. You'll be wearing all season.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: So if you're pregnant, if it's for breastfeeding.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: You would wear it all season. Oh, yeah, you're right.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: So it's just hard nips out.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard nips out.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: I think it's like a Jennifer Aniston hard nip.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: It's a hard nip summer. Yeah. It's a hard nip summer.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Once again, hot in the 70s, that hard nip. Not
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: that my mom had hard nips with the Touch of
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Clash shirt. I'm not supposed to say that.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: The hard nips.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: The hard nips is what made the Farrah Fawcett poster
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: go crazy. Otherwise, it was kind of just a conservative
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: red bathing suit.
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: There was a movie.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: And she's just sitting there.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Do you remember Jacqueline Bessette? That actress, Jacqueline Bessette? There
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: was a movie called The Deep with Jacqueline Bessette. The
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: only reason anyone went to the movie is because she
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: was nipped the entire shirt on, but hard nipped for
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: the entire movie. That's all anyone talked about.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Do you remember the actress with Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt?
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, yes. Yes.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Not a beautiful face.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: In the rain. Okay.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Yes. She had two rain movies.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Jack Nicholson.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I believe she got a boob job halfway through her
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: sitcom with Paul Reiser. But there was one that was
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: like a disaster weather movie about hail.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: No, it was Tornadoes.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Okay. That one, it was white tea, hard nip the
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: entire time.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Did you seriously think the movie was about hail?
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: No. I thought it was about hail.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: No, they were tornado chasers.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, anyway.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Twister. It was called Twister.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Then she had another one with Jack Nicholson.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Where she was a waitress and he was an old
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: rich man, but he was like just a weirdo and
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: he had like OCD or whatever. And she had a
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: sick kid who lived with her mother, but she was
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: a waitress. And at one moment she's like, maybe I
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: am hot for him. So she leaves the house in
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: just a white T-shirt. Yeah. And it happens to be
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: raining and goes running through and takes the subway or
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: whatever and goes running up to it. And she, a
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: full hard nip. Yeah.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: I remember it well.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I definitely want to tell, I want to speak to
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: the kids right now. Hard nip is an easy way
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: to go.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: To get attention.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Why? Okay, everyone right now, as we've talked, is doing
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: under boob.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson just did one. And it's squishing it, and
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: it's weird, and it's almost like a flap of skin.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: And it's like, and then sometimes people are combining it
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: with like a squirty fat of boob on the side.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: It's not good.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Do you used to call like a, what did you
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: used to call it? Side cleavage? No, vagina. You said
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: like a vagina or something. Oh, in your arm.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: When your arm, we have a little, just enough fat,
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: it looks like a freshly waxed. vagina and once you
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: see it you can't unsee it yeah i know and
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: it's like literally sometimes if i if i really focus
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: on it i'll like make the vagina talk or whatever
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: in my armpit but it is like hold on i
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: totally have it wait see what i mean just try
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: it i see it look i see it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: It really does wow.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Just closed yeah not not a hanging out labia no
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: nice and close in there Much like black China's vagina
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: when Rob put it on the internet for 10 minutes. Anyway,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: closed lip.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Closed lip.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Sure. But I think a hard nip is a fun
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: way to go. It is.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: It's not too much.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: And it's not like you're trying.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: It's like.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: This is nature. This is nature.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And my nips are hard and perky. Right.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Okay. Good for you. Yeah. Okay, so let me tell
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: you what's going on with the Blac Chyna trial right now.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know about the trial, but I don't know
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: who's suing who and why.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Really quickly, Blac Chyna is suing the Kardashians for almost
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: about $ 150 million, $ 60 million for lost wages for when
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Blac Chyna, when Robyn Chyna got canceled, like another $ 40
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: million that she could have made in endorsements that left
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: her after the show was canceled.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: And then some other fees that add up to like
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: 50 million. Okay. Right. So she says they bad mouthed
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: her to E executives and people. And that is why
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: he chose not to do season two E and everybody
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: else is like, the show was called Robin China and love.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: You'd actually got, actually gotten a restraining order against him
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: before we even had the green light of saying yes
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: or no for season two. And it was very problematic.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Like you were problematic. It was like not a joy.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: And it's not like our fun. It wasn't what the
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: show was supposed to be. You know, it was like
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: what it was supposed to be fun. I mean, speaking
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: of which, Pretty Wild.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: I remember the show.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: That Pretty Wild show that was on E!
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Produced by Tom.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: By Chelsea, Tom and Brad. And that was. a mom
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: with her three beautiful daughters who she homeschooled them the secret. Yeah.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: And it was going to be a little bit lightly
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: scripted and like quirky and like the next Kardashians. Well,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: as they're filming, Alexis Haynes gets arrested for doing the
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: bling ring.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: She was in that bling ring.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: And they find out they have drug and, and severe
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: drug problems, the girls. And it becomes like this weird
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: dark thing. So even that didn't come back. Yeah. That
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: did not come back a second season. They're like, what
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: can we do now? She's doing time and, Right. You know,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: they're doing heroin or whatever. So this. So anyway, they
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: go to trial. China speaks for 11 hours testimony. Oh, wow.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: At the end of it. Now, the Kardashians attorney, from
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: what I've heard, I've got a juicy scooper. on the
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: ground in the courtroom right now, Stephen Mango.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: In the courtroom?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: In the courtroom. He's texting me. I'm like, they're right
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: now deliberating. We're recording this.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: And this is happening in Los Angeles?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Monday at 12. Yes. And what really worked out great
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: for the Kardashians, who obviously had to pay their attorneys
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: to defend them in this lawsuit, was... They were like,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: you need to wrap this up because we need to
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: fly and do the Met. They're going to the Met.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: The Met Ball.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: All of them are in New York going to the
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Met Ball.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Is that happening again? I feel like it just happened.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: No, it hasn't happened for like two. Yeah, you're right.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: It did just happen. When was she wearing the black mask?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: That was not a year ago. I think the timing
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: got off because of COVID and everything. Anyway, it's happening tonight. Oh.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: And in the past, Chloe and Kendall, no, Chloe and
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Courtney were never invited.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Now they've been invited too. So Kravis is there, Courtney
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: and Travis, and they're all there. And it's really great
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: that they were able to wrap this up. She asked,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: can I redo my whole testimony? Because I was rattled
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: when it came up that Rob... had done the revenge
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: porn and put out these texts and stuff, you know,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: before they take down the judge is like, no, you're
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: not redoing your whole thing for 11 hours. Like, so
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: the jury right now is, has been in deliberation since
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: late Thursday. So they had all Friday that they were deliberating.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: And during that, it came out where they said, we
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: do release Kim Kardashian from this based on her testimony
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: and her texts and her emails. We feel that she,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: did no way influence the ending of the Black China show.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: So now it's just really against Chloe, Chris, and Kylie.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: And what they said and what they texted, and part
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: of it was Kylie said, hey, I don't like filming,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: but I'll do my own show to replace the episodes
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: when this thing ends, because this is so volatile. She
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: tried to you know, abused my brother and she broke
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: a gingerbread house and she put an iPhone... She broke...
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: They said when they brought that up that Pete Davidson
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: showed up to hear the final things to support Kim.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: And he did chuckle during the gingerbread because they'd always
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: do these big gingerbread... Chris used to send it to, like,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: her really good friends, too. So it would say, like,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: people's names and stuff. It's like out of Solvang. You
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: want to find a gingerbread house.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: People make them.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They're not like little kids make them. They're like
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: extremely fancy with like second stories and like you get
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: a modern farmhouse. And like, it's like amazing.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: And they go for, you know, it's Los Angeles.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: They have the open doors, the slider doors.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: It's LA. They go for $ 900, 000. One bedroom.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Really? If you can't find property, maybe we can just have,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: maybe that's how we'll solve this problem.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Just gingerbread house. Who lives in a gingerbread house? When
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: it rains, it's a bitch. It gets soggy as fuck.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Anyway, so she's out. Okay. So she got to go
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: watch Pete Davidson perform with Dave Chappelle at the Hollywood Bowl,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: and then they hopped on a plane, and then they
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: went to the Correspondence Dinner.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: The Correspondence Dinner. I feel like there's a lot going on. Yes.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Pete Davidson was just at this Netflix comedy festival.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Wasn't that with Dave Chappelle? That's what I'm talking about now. No.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Then he did something last night.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: It's called Pete Davidson and Friends, and he brought out
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Machine Gun Kelly at the end to sing to the fans.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, sing. Well, at least he wasn't trying to do
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: a quick five.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: He did kind of do a little bit at a time, too.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I know. Enough.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Enough. So done with it. Anyway, so here they are.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: And it has been proven. Well, let me see if
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I have this. It has been proven by Hollywood Unlocked. Well, actually,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Ashley Louise wrote this, and then Hollywood Unlocked did it.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: A lot of people felt that the big butts are
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: going out of style.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the big boobs, too.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: And her butt was extremely small at the Hollywood, at
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: the Correspondence Dinner camps. And so this was a side-by-side
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: photo that this girl did, and clearly she's scaling it down.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: That is definitely smaller.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Definitely smaller, and it looks so much better. And the
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: rumor is she's going to be wearing... the actual dress
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: that Marilyn Monroe sang Happy Birthday, Mr. President in.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, at the Met Ball?
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: This is a rumor. If she can fit in it.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: And my immediate thought was, there's no way she can
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: fit in it with that ass. But now I'm like,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: looking at her in this outfit, I'm like, she might
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: be able to fit in it. Wow. Because they wouldn't
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: be able to alter it or whatever. Yeah. She's getting
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: to borrow it. Which, by the way, did you hear
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: about that, Marilyn Monroe, on Netflix, the audiophiles?
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: The last time I was on, you told me something
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: about Marilyn Monroe, and I was a little shocked that
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: she brushed her vagina.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, that was during my live show.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: That's right, yeah.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that there was an article. I remember reading one
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: book where this girl interviewed her, and she's like, do
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: you mind if I brush my hair? And she's like, no,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: not at all. And then she just opened her legs
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: and just was completely brushing her bush. And so I
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: always wondered, was that... First of all, I think she
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: was super sexual. And in the Netflix... audio tapes that
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: they like collected for whatever. So they have like people,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: they like interviewed people from like 25 years ago that
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: are like all dead. Um, they, like they were talking about, no,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: like we knew exactly the studio. People knew exactly who
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: you could get late, which of these young starlets coming
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: through were down to fuck. Yeah. And you knew who
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: they were and she was on the list.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: So she was, and that at that time, not everybody knew.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Because I don't have to ask my mom. I'm like, mom,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: how did all these people sleep around if like the
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: pill wasn't invented?
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe there were secret abortions or I
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know how people could be like
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: that promiscuous back then. But I guess they were. And so,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: you know, and then basically it concludes what I've said
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: because I've interviewed people too about Maryland. That 100 percent
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: the Kennedys– It was weird. She was sleeping with JFK.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: And then she started sleeping with Bobby and she was
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: really into Bobby. And Bobby's and JFK's sister was married
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: to this guy, Peter Lawford, who basically was like their pimp.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: They lived in LA and so they would come out
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: to LA, the brothers, and people didn't know who they
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: were yet because they were just like senators from the
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: East Coast. He wasn't the president yet. So he was
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: like seeing Marilyn like in the 50s. Peter Lawford. No, JFK.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: But Peter and the sister of the brothers knew that.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: And the sister, like, loved it that she was coming
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: over to the Malibu house and, like, screwing her brothers. And, like,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: these women were like, oh, yeah, they were like– the
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: brothers would be, like, screwing other women while, like, their
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: wives were, like, drinking martinis and smoking a cigarette outside
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: of the homes in Malibu. And, like, everybody just– Wild.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: And so then what she knew about, and then it
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: was really a political thing why they killed her. It
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: wasn't a cheating thing.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: It was that they had a conversation about like atomic
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: bombs or something. And she was there and she told
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: a friend, oh, you know, they're doing these atomic bomb testings.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: And then that got back to the government or got
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: back to the, and then they were like.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: We got to get rid of her.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: We got to get rid of her.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Loose lips.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We got to get rid of her.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: She's brought, she's.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: She's brushing her loose lips.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Brushing her loose lips.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: And she's talking with him.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: So that's pretty.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's interesting. It's juicy.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: So Courtney... Oh, what am I saying? If there's anything else.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Also, Ray J is saying this whole storyline on Keeping
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Up with the Kardashians where there's a secret tape, a
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: second tape of their sex tape together, he and Kim.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: And Kanye goes to Ray J, according to the Hulu show,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: gets this suitcase and... And then presents it to Kim
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: as she's about to go on stage to do SNL.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: And in front of all of her friends. And he's
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: got a hoodie on and everything. And she's like, look
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: what Kanye brought to me. And it's the hard drive
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: and the original computer of where the supposed second sex
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: tape was. So now she's safe. This tape will never
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: get out there again. Oh. Very, very weird.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: That is very weird.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Anyway, Ray J says it's not true. This whole story
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: is not true.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: And that– I don't know if there wasn't another– but
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: also I'm like, so what if someone gives you the
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: zip drive or the hard drive or whatever?
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: It's all over the internet.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, if like Tommy and Pammy Lee's video is
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: everywhere forever, like what are you telling me? Like it's
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: not– there isn't like a copy somewhere?
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way you could just– nothing gets– if
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: it's on the internet, it's on the internet now. I
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: don't think you could ever get it erased.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's fine. Even if it's true– That still
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: couldn't totally put your mind at ease unless, like, Ray J, like,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: signed off on something. Saying, yes, it was in my possession.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Now I'm giving it to you. And, like, they didn't
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: share that part. But anyway.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: And just what Kim Kardashian needed before she heads out
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: to Saturday Night Live.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Well, I think she did. I think this is what's
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: so weird. Because remember, the only thing that we could
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: never talk about. On Chelsea was the sex tape.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: And that's all this season has been about on the
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: new Hulu show. Oh, really? Is about the sex tape.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: She made a joke about the sex tape in the
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: SNL monologue.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Remember she made a joke when we were writing with
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: her in the writer's room. We were all sitting there.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: They were sitting, for those of you who don't know,
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: with Chelsea Lely. They were hosting one day or something.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Three of them. Chloe, Kim, and Courtney. And there was
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: a story about a tape. Another person. Not even a
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: sex tape. It was something. And we were making jokes
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: about it and thinking about putting it in the show.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: And she's like, I think I'm the last person who
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: should be making jokes about sex tapes or something.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, about someone else's sex tape. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: We're like, oh, wow. She's got a sense of humor
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: about it. Totally. Yeah, which I didn't know. I mean,
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: that was a long time ago. Yeah. Yeah.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think it was a good rule for
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: them to make, though, because otherwise, every time there was
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: a topic, the people would have gone there and it
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: would have been reminded and repetitive. Because I think there's
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: a certain point where, like, there's probably 16-year-olds walking the
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: earth That loved the Kardashians. That had no idea that
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: this was even how she got anything.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Honestly, at this point.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Who cares?
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Who cares?
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I'm like, even if she all of a sudden goes,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: you know what? I did do this tape with Ray J.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I saw what it did for Paris. I was like,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: let's put a little story behind it. Act like I'm horrified.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: And just kind of catapult me. Put some eyes on us.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: And then once the eyes are on us. We can
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: show the world how funny, smart, and interesting we are.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: And it's already legitimate. Like, I would be like, good
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: for you. Like, literally, who cares? When we were watching
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: the Tommy and Pamela Lee thing, Drake was like, who cares?
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Why is she still crying about this sex tape? Like, kids,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: people are like, I mean, this generation doesn't give a shit. Like,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: it's not a scandal.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Certainly not.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Remember how, what a scandal it was that there were
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: some nude photos that Madonna took in college, but it
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: was just like her naked boobs. And it was like,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Madonna took some nude, it's like, Yeah. Of course she
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: did some nude shots.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's like she had hairy armpits. Remember? They were
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: in penthouse. Hairy armpits.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: Those are back. Hairy armpits.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I know. I'm not for that.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Me neither. I got to put my foot down on something.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Hairy armpit girls. Come on.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Well, now it's in a Dove commercial. Have you seen
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: the Dove commercial?
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Listen to Dove. They're going to date everybody. I know.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: The Dove commercials are just like stretch marks, hairy armpits,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: and like just a nude bra. Like at least get
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: a cute bra going.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: I know. I listen, Dove. I like your products, but
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: come on now.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Enough. Enough.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Let's cut it out.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I was at Target in the beauty department where actually, ironically,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: you can buy these little razors. Everyone's into them. It's
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: called dermablasion. When we were told, when we were growing up,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: if you had a little mustache or something as a girl,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: it was like, never shave it. It'll come back so
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: much thicker. Now, all of a sudden, they're like, no,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: that was a myth. Fucking shave your hairy face, bitch.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: And now I'm obsessed with seeing old TV and old
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: photos of people's just Peach fuzz just blowing in the wind.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: Marilyn Monroe had a very hairy face. She did. I'm
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: not kidding. There's pictures of it. Yeah, it's true.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Anyway, so you can buy these little razors. You don't
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: need to make them electric. And you just do like
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: maybe one or two days and throw them away. And
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: it's like super satisfying. And your face feels amazing. You
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: do it like once a week. You know, at Target
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: is this huge photo of this girl like with her
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: hair in a towel. Like she just washed her face.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: And it's so enormous. She has the hairiest face. Like
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: it's not great skin. And it's the hairiest face. And
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I get that it's supposed to be.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: You sure it's not that swimmer, that trans swimmer?
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: No. No, it was a female with a hairy face.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: And it's like, it's fine. But like, what are you
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: trying to sell here? Yeah. We don't need perfect looking people, but.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: I know. We say it all the time on this podcast.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Pretty people cannot get a break.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: But we all, let's come on. I think if we
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: all voted on it, we all want pretty people back.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: This is coming from a six.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: My eyes. My eyes are burned. I watch TV and
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, ah! It's horrifying. Come on.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: We were just talking about the Kennedys and Peter Lawford
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: and Marilyn Monroe. We need them back.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: She really was so beautiful. A lot of things people
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: don't know about Marilyn Monroe. is that she was one
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: of the first people to get a nose job.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Not a lot of people were getting nose jobs. And
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: her nose was not bad, but it was a little bulbous.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: And then you can see the difference. And then she
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: got a nose job, and it made a huge difference,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: like a Megan Fox nose job. Like, she was pretty before,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: but a little tweak, like a Kim Kardashian, a little tweak,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: and you're like, perfection.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: We had an aunt in the Frangiola family, and I'm
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: talking late 60s, maybe. First ever boob job. I think, like,
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: She was in her late 60s? She's 101 now.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Wait.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: She's still alive.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: She was not in her late 60s.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Is she doing under boob or is she doing just tits?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: She lives down in Florida. The nips, hard nips out?
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: I think she, I mean, I'm not kidding. She had
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: big boob, and it was the first, like a first
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: boob job. In the 1960s? In the 50s or 60s,
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: she got it done.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: My mom knew a divorcee that had a boob job,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: but she didn't even know boob jobs existed. So she
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: saw her at Ralph's and she said, Elaine! Look at how...
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: And she goes, oh, Pam, I just do this exercise.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I must, I must... And my mom believed it.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: That was like a Gilda Radner sketch on Saturday Night Live. Remember,
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: I must have improved my bust. They put... I mean,
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know what was in there, but this woman,
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: I'm not kidding. Her name is Rozzy. She's 101 years
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: old now. And the same... I think it's two old
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: soup cans in there or something. I mean, it's just
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: like two big tits.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I always think about if they ever get to a
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: place on Earth where they're like, okay, We need the property.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: We need to just exhume all these bodies. They're like
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: 300 years old. No one's visiting them. Who cares? And
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: then they start– and there's just like– there's just implants everywhere.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: There's implants everywhere.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: I know. Yeah, you got to figure like Miami and stuff.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: It's like just implants. Vegas graveyards are just implants.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That's funny. Okay. Let me see what
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: else we have. Okay. Let's get to the Johnny– Johnny Depp.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: This is the latest stuff that's happened since I recorded last.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Grey, who was his girlfriend and fiance. I didn't
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: know about that. They got engaged after two weeks. They
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: were engaged for nine months. They broke up. She said
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: he was very possessive of her and very jealous when
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: he would come back. Anyway, that didn't work out. That
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: was probably the only negative girlfriend thing. And it still
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: was nothing physical abuse or anything. Just a little possessive.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: The bodyguard said that he smoked weed a lot and
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: did coke, but it didn't change his personality. And the
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: bodyguard said he did witness when Amber punched him in
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: the face.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: And she did call him a deadbeat dad and a C-U-N-T.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: She called him.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Amber called Johnny.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: But then I heard a video of him calling her one, too.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. There's audio of that. This is just new stuff.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: His audio and his text messages about her are bad.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: And the fight in the kitchen is pretty bad.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Where he's slamming the cabinet doors and stuff. Ugly kitchen.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: And then pouring the big glass of red wine. That
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: was the mega pint. Yeah, the mega pint. A manager
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: said that he did see him pass out on a
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: beach in front of his kids. And I'm, hey, been there.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: I know. I was like, so? That sounds amazing.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, the beach was where he lived.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: I know. Yeah, that one doesn't bother me at all.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, I passed out on a lounge chair in
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: my own backyard. My kids have definitely better out.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: There might have been a megabyte of Chardonnay right next
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: to me on a sunny day. Let's see. In 2016,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Amber said, give me the SUV I'm currently using, some
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Range Rover, and three L.A.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Apartments.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: And I won't file the restraining order and people won't
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: need to know our messiness.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: So why didn't you just do that?
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I'm just getting gathered. I'm
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: probably missing some stuff, but I'm saying the ACLU who
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: she said she was going to get the $ 7 million
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: from the divorce. She was going to give half to
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: the ACLU and half to children's hospitals. Children's hospital has said, no,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: we didn't get anything. And she blew off her Christian
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: service hours or whatever.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: She was supposed to show up.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: And, um, ACLU said we didn't get 3.5, but we
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: did get 350,000. Oh, all right. And then there was
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: some other amount that she gave to Elon for some charity.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: That's weird. Elon Musk.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: They dated at one point, right? Yes.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: And they, they think that her child that she had
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: through surrogate might be, he might be the father.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: No one knows who the father is.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: And, um, She has since hired a new PR agency.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: I saw that.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Because she's obviously, no one's loving her. Every TikTok is
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: free Johnny Depp.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Which is, I mean, I know there's always, there is
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: a school of thought that's believe all women. And, you know,
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: just seeing that kitchen freak out alone is like, all right,
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: this guy's a little unhinged.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think it was a delight 24-7.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: I do not think it was easy.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: And I don't think it's easy to ever be with
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: someone that abuses drugs and alcohol. And whether you want
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: to believe he's a full addict or just an abuser
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: of it, he abused it. He got out of hand.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I don't care that his bodyguard said his personality didn't change.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Everybody's one with a partner that when they're drinking or
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: getting high and you're not, it's not fun to be around. Now,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: if you're both doing it, okay, because there's a lot
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: of things that say that she enjoyed it too and
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: she did ecstasy and offered it to people.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: So when did she begin to testify? Because she hasn't
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: testified yet, right?
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: No.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: No. Not yet. And so that's going to be... And
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: then there was another story where they said, didn't he
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: whip out his penis to pee in the foyer? They
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: asked somebody on the stand that, and that guy was like, no,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I've never seen his penis. Yeah. And that
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: made Johnny chuckle. A lot of people love how much
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: he's laughing.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. I mean let's face it. The guy is–
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: that's why he's Johnny Depp. He's got a– he's a
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: charismatic guy. Like it's fun to watch him laugh and
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: joke and that doesn't surprise me that he's– that people
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: like him.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Of course we like him. He's Johnny Depp. But that
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: doesn't mean that– I don't know. Whatever.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: This is a good point. Depp said– finished up his testifying.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: He said he would never have cut off his own
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: finger because he loves playing guitar. I do believe now
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: that the finger– the top of the finger was severed
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: in a fight with her in which a vodka bottle
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I guess was thrown and cut off his finger.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: That's what I heard, yeah.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: But I still think like logistically that's a little hard
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: to have happened.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. I mean because you got to– It would.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Have had to crack and then be coming down like
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: a guillotine.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Right. I don't know.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think the fight was messy, whatever
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: it was, and I don't really know if we know.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: We heard about the– well, let me see. Let me
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: get to this. Depp and Heard racked up a $ 160, 000
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: bill with a wine merchant. Okay. Who cares? I remember
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Jen brought that up, Jen Kirkman. Oh, yeah. Remember how
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: much he spent on wine? Yeah. Well, they went through
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: these movies. The behavior went through the movies. And it's
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: like $ 20 million here, $ 8 million there, another $ 10 million there.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: That he made?
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like for each movie. So, I mean, he was
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: worth a lot of money. Right. And then no one's
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: even saying then you invest that and how much more
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: it's worth after.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: But it's gone now?
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I think he still has money, but the opportunities
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: are what are gone because of the article. And now
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: the ACLU is saying, no, we were like encouraging Amber
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: and we had our hands in that article as well.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Which, you know, people have issues with the ACLU. It's
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: not like a perfect organization. So you kind of wonder like, gosh,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: did they kind of push, you know, that makes me
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: feel a little bit like, you know, did they get
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: in her head and do this thing and put this out?
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: And maybe she never intended it to be. so world-renowned
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: or maybe she didn't intend for it to hurt his career.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: That's what I think the jury's going to have to
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: go back and wonder. Was her intent by doing this
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: to put out false information to ruin his career? Mm-hmm.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: And if there's doubt in that, then.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Now, what's the hope here in the end? I mean,
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: that Johnny Depp wins money?
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Well, Johnny's asking for $ 50 million. She's countering for.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: She doesn't have $ 50 million.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Right. But even if he gets awarded it, it'll be
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: out there in the universe that a jury... decided what
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: she said was a lie, and it was unfair to
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: hurt his career, and then hopefully he'll gain his career
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: and his popularity back.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I go back and forth. I think he's going to
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: be working a lot after this. You do? I think
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: he will get something, for sure. It may not be
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: a pirate-level blockbuster, but I think it could be a
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Netflix series.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that, because a giant company like
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Disney or Netflix, I don't think they can, just because
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: of I don't think they could get in bed with him,
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: so to speak, you know, because it's too much.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Even if he's awarded this money and they, and they,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: and they, a jury decides. I could be wrong.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Um, so she, Amber admitted to, uh, sending text messages
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: to Elon and that he was a filling space in
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: her heart. And then, um, Oh, her initial ask for
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: divorce settlement was 4 million. She ended up getting seven.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: And then, um, A security guard did testify that Heard
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: admitted to pooping in the bed she shared with Depp
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: and throwing his phone out the window after April 6th,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: 2016 fight. What do you think is worse? That your
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: significant other throws your phone out the window that you
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: can't retrieve or that she shit in the bed?
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Well, I would definitely say phone out the window.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: It's worse.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: I think it's a lot worse.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: For me, I don't even know my Apple ID number.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot worse.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, listen, I've cleaned up a lot of shit
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: in my life. So I can clean up a shit.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: What I would do is just take the whole sheet.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Toss it. You don't have to get rid of the mattress.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: No.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: It wasn't pee.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: She probably got a mattress pad underneath. There's several layers
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: before you get it. And honestly.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Well, it wasn't a choice. She did both. But I
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: was just thinking about the choice of it.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Even if it went to the mattress through the. I
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: don't know. Johnny Streisand is the type of guy who
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: may sleep without a sheet. Just write on it. mattress.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: And then you get a little Febreze or something, scrub
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: it out.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I feel like he wasn't that horrified by it. Like
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: he kind of says like he thought it was kind
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: of funny and he called it like another name. And
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I almost thought he was just like that
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy bitch. Like I don't even think he was
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: like that mad about that. I think he was like, wow,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: she really She really knows how to one-up this fighting
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: game we have going.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: Well, also, he's got children. And I think once you
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: have kids, I mean, poop just becomes part of your life.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: It really does. You're just like, fuck it. You don't
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: think it's going to happen, but it happens pretty quickly.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know. Yeah.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: You think the poop is the grossest thing until you
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: have a child. And you're like, oh, it's just in
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: my life now. Yeah.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I totally agree.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Apparently Amber Heard has less than 10 minutes of screen
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: time in the Aqua 2 report. Well, that's good. Yeah,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: I think they probably knew not to share her.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: I tried to watch Aquaman.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I don't like any of those things about superheroes and stuff.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Then don't watch this one because it's long and I
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: couldn't make heads or tails of what's happening in it. Uh,
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: but is, has Amber done any, I'm not familiar with her,
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: like as an actress.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I guess people were like, stop shitting on her. She's
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: been in like 30 things.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, she has? I didn't know.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But I just, clearly not at his level, but
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: he was like a huge blockbuster because of the pirates.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: But like, I never watched the pirate thing.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: I wasn't into pirates, but he did some other good,
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Donnie Brasco's a great movie. I mean, he's got some
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: good movies.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: No, he's great. Yeah. People love him. Okay. Okay. Now,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: this was juicy and someone brought it up. It was
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: from 2019. This girl, Diane Neal, she was on Law
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: & Order as an attorney. And this Daily Mail article
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: came out, like I said, a couple years ago. She
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: was breaking up with someone who they lived together. And
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: he was a magician. And he had audio of her
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: berating him, much like Johnny and Amber. Yeah. And I
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: went back to listen to this, and it's horrible. She's like,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: you know what? Maybe, finally, I'll get some emotion out
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: of you. What do I have to do? Because I'll
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: fucking kill you. She says, I'll kill you. And then
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: she says, I'll kill your dog in front of you. Oh, shit.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: And then she directs her attention to the little dog. Hi, Charlie.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: You hear it all. She's like, hi, Charlie. What should
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: I do? Should I blow your brains out in front
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: of your daddy?
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Shows it to the dog. Really? Yeah. And then she
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: wrote to the Daily Mail, like, this guy has tortured me.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: I've lost everything, like, financially, the house I own, blah, blah, blah, blah. Mm-hmm.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: But an audio of talking to a dog and saying...
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, it is so creepy when she's like, oh, hi, like,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: acting like it's sweet. What if I strangled your little dick? Like,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, like... Wow. Like I could never, I mean,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: that's why you'll, this chick will never work again.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Isn't it nice that you don't have to, you're in
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: a relationship. We don't have to worry about people audio
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: taping you. Like I was like, when do you go, what,
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: what has to happen in your relationship to go to
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: the point where you're like pressing record on your phone
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: to get to catch them in something, you know, how
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: many rabbits did this guy have to pull out a
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: hat for her to go enough with this fucking guy?
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Well, he recorded her.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. He recorded her.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: She wasn't recording him. Oh, yeah. But I think he
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: probably was... When you're with someone who's saying crazy stuff.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Obviously, that probably wasn't the first time that she threatened
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: the little dog.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Anybody that threatens your pet as, like, the ultimate thing,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: very fatal attraction with the bunny.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Fatal attraction, yeah.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Like, anything that's like, oh, I'm going to hurt you,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: that's like someone killing your kids.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: Like, I mean, come on.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no kidding. Anyway, I don't think she's going to
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: be hired by Law & Order soon.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is a good one.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Tell me about the Bill Murray famous comedian. He's like
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: 75 or 80 now.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Well, he's not.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: What happened?
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's just like not only a famous comedian.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, Bill Murray's Bill Murray.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: He's bigger than.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I'm just letting the kids know.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: But you know what I mean? He's one of the
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: biggest stars in the world. Yes, yes. And I guess
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: we all know. I mean, if you've followed anything about
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: Hollywood or whatever, he's notoriously a bit of a prick.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: That's what I've heard.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Always on sets. He's been a bit of a prick.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: I guess there's a movie called What About Bob with
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: him and Richard Dreyfuss where it was just awful. I mean,
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: he was very awful to Richard Dreyfuss. And so much
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: so that they had to hire bodyguards to protect Richard
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: Dreyfuss on the set.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: And who knows?
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: And now this stuff's coming up.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: Richard Dreyfuss had issues with actors on sets, too. There's
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: been a lot. He's always, I don't know if he's sensitive,
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: but whatever. Then Lucy Liu, I guess, had some issue
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: with him as well on Charlie's Angels. And they never
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: talked specifically about what happened, but apparently he said some
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: things to her, and that was an issue. And so
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: these have always been out there.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: And now this is the latest one, but I guess
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: it's a new world we live in. So if somebody
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: complains on a set, these days you shut the film down.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: And that's what happened. It was being directed by Aziz Ansari,
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: and they shut the movie down.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it shut down for good or
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: they're just going to, they're going to, you know, do some.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, Kristen Chenoweth had a huge light fall on
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: her head and she went to the hospital.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: They continued filming that show. And then they, I mean,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know how much I can share, but from
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: what she told me, because I was like, what, you know,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: what are.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: You, I was on a good girl or something. Wasn't
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: it on like a TV show on CBS?
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but she, how she was going to
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: do it. Like she had a tour set where she
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: would do like cartwheels and sing and all that stuff
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: she couldn't do. And it was, but it was like,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: I don't want to complain and I don't want to
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: file a lawsuit. This is my opinion. This is what
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: I think happened.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: And because I, I am a big television personality and
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: there might be all these opportunities, possible variety show.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, dangling this. Like we want you to do this
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: and this. Yeah. And then, four years later when none
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: of that stuff comes to fruition, then are you going
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: to go back and say, I mean, I'm sure whatever
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: it was, she had to sign a million papers, but like, yeah,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: you're right. And then, and then this was just like,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Someone said, that's my bagel. Or, no, I don't know
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: what it was.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: I'm sure it was much worse than that.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: But it must have been much worse.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: So they're shutting down. He just talked to them. I
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Not going to happen now.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: I think they're going to investigate it. Internal investigation, which
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: I always love. But what does that mean? Like, who's
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: doing the investigating?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: I know. Like, yeah, the producer.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're doing the internal investigation. So, I mean, a
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: couple of producers would be like, who said what? But
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: now here's just the rumors. Apparently there's an actress called
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: Kiki Palmer.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: I don't really, I'm not familiar, but. I, whatever. I
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: think she's, that's what, who they say might be the
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: actress that they're talking about because she's the only one
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: who's listed in the credits at this point. I think
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: it was very early in the filming of the movie.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. She had a big part.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Maybe. And so they, because he just went on, he
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: was at some thing and it was on one of
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: these financial shows that they spoke with him because he
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: was at some thing, financial convention or whatever. And he
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: spoke about it at length. I don't know if you
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: watched– did you watch the interview with him? And he
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: talked about it and he said, listen, I basically said that.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: I'm a prick and I grew up in an era
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: where you could be a prick. And if I have
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: to change, I will. Like I didn't realize this was
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: the new world we live in and I'll be happy
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: to change. That's kind of what he said. He took
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: credit– he took– And he said, I'm sorry and I'll change.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: I won't be that guy anymore. But I'm 75 and
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: I didn't know the rules. So, I mean, it's not
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: a bad way to go about it.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: You know what would be such a funny sketch if
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: we were to be doing sketches? Is a class like
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: just of old, the SNL, steal my idea, I don't care.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Everybody imitates. do an impression of older actors, like a
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Robert De Niro or what. And they have to go
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: to a class where it's like all these things, like
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: these are the words you can't say. This is the place.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: These are the things you can't say. And literally like
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: teach them like beyond sexual harassment, like just an educational
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: thing of like a scenario. You put them in a
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: scenario and it's like, okay, this, this woman's ahead of
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: you at the craft services. Yeah. And she's taking a
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: little long. To butter her bagel. You're annoyed because you'd
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: like to get your food. What do you say to her? Now,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: be the old man. I want to be the girl
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: doing the butter.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: What do I say to her? I say, listen, Tootsie,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: move your chicken ass out of the way so I
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: can get my bagel. I mean, this broad shouldn't even
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: be in the movies. It's a man's job.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Exactly. That's not correct. And, I mean, any agent that
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: is representing anyone over 60 should go, let's go to lunch,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: and there should be a consultant there that, like, spends
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: a few hours with them to re-educate them.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if you remember. It was not
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: that long ago. It was during the beginning of the
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: Me Too movement where each week somebody else was going down.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: That was kind of a.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: That was such an exciting time in my life.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: We were waking up every morning. Who's next? It was
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: so nice. They're all back now. Selling out arenas. But anyway,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: they asked, it was some convention or whatever. They asked
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: Dustin Hoffman about it.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: And doesn't happen at this point. Seventy eight years old
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: or whatever.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: He says awful weird things.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: He's super strange. And he said something along the lines of,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: you know, even the guy who was interviewing him, I
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: forget who it was. It might have been John Oliver.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: He was trying to like help him along. Like, are
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: you sure you want to say that? He's like. Yeah,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: these broads don't know nothing. I'm not kidding. You have
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: not heard a word from Dustin Hoffman since. I think
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: they said, listen, you had a good career. It's time
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: to go away. You're done. Because there were some things
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: coming out about him from way back.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: There was red carpet stuff where he'd say the most
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: weird and inappropriate things. And you're like, does he have Alzheimer's?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Is he joking? What the hell is that? Yeah. Interesting.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Lisa Renna posted a naked photo from what I believe
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: was her Playboy shoot from about 20 years ago. Because Paulina...
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: What's her name?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: Boris Kova.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Posted a bikini shot and highlighted next to it a
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: mean comment from a mean man that says, like, why
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: do you pose in bikinis? You're old. when you're old
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: and ugly, don't be doing, so then of course her
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: body's like amazing. So then all the other thirsty people
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: were like, oh good, this is my opportunity to post
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: my really great naked photo and act like it's like
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: women empowerment and don't be an ageist. Anyway, I just
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: remember that because I remember this.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: That's some picture. How does, I can't believe that Instagram
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: let that happen. You could see like.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I wonder if I'm going to remove
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: it because I don't. I thought you'd like this. This
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: guy identifies as Fictosexual. He married a hologram bride, but
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: now he struggles to bond with her. He's a 28-year-old. No,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: he married a 16-year-old. Maybe that was a problem because
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: he was 28 and she was only 16. She was
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: an anime character in the form of a hologram. So
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: he's sexually attracted to fictional characters rather than real people.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: And four years into their marriage, however, he's just hit
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: a roadblock because her technology has been eliminated.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Making it impossible for him to communicate with her.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: That's tough.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: This is really hard. He no longer can talk to her.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: And he spent over $ 17, 000 on the ceremony. Wow. Yes.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: He says he always knew that he could never be
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: with a real human being because of his intense attraction
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: to anime characters. I mean, they are kind of cute. Yeah.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: They are pretty hot. I don't know if I have
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: a photo of her.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: No, there's like a full on.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. She's like so cute. She has blue
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: hair and she has like a little tie and she
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: has a lot of style and they always have like
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: the best noses.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: Very small noses. Real big eyes.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Real big eyes and good noses. I can get it.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: She doesn't even have a nose. It's like.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: It's barely. It's like a filtered nose.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: It's like that nose that Michael Jackson had at the
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: end where it was just like coming off. Oh yeah.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Let me get to my other story. Madonna. She's out, uh,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: partying but her boyfriend and she.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Broke up oh no the 22 year.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Old yeah well they're 35 years age difference i think
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: she's like 63 or 4 so she got out on
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: stage with um madeline is that medellin i don't even
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: know who that is is that a.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: Big he's a yeah yeah he's a big latino star.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Anyway she was out she's doing weird things she's grabbing
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: her crotch and good for her I thought this was interesting.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: This was an interesting one.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Dan Aykroyd, another old person. You're like, God, oldies. Okay. Anyway,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Dan Aykroyd and this girl, Donna Dixon.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: Also on Ghostbusters with Bill Murray.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: They have been married for over 40 years or almost
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: 40 years. I remember they were one of those couples
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: because she was such a pretty blonde and he was
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: like so big, like in Ghostbusters, like 1982, 83. I'd
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: always see them on like Inside Edition and Entertainment Tonight.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: In my People magazine, they were like this beloved cute
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: couple because she was like really pretty. Anyway, they had
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: a couple kids. And now they said, listen, we're living
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: separate lives, but we're not going to get divorced. We're
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: not breaking up the business. And of course, we'll still co-parent,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: but their kids are all adults.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Or close to being adults. And I kind of thought, okay,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: I think this is so interesting. And my opinion is
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: they probably have been living pretty separate existences for like
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: a decade. But the reason they're coming out with it
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: now is one of them– wants to go to the
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Four Seasons in Maui with their lover and be open
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: and holding hands and acting like a couple.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's good.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: And so I think that they have to say, look,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: we're living separate lives. It's not a scandal, but we're
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: not getting divorced because it's just not worth it.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: You also got to be careful in a situation like this.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: And I'm not sure how Donna Dixon, I know Dan
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: Eckhart's probably doing fine, but Paulina Porizkova, to go back
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: to her, Had a similar situation with Rico Kasich, the
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: lead singer of The Cars.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: They were the same thing. We got divorced after 40
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: years of marriage. We're going to live it. We're living
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: our lives. We're good. Our kids are fine.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: They didn't get divorced, so they were just separated.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: Or they did whatever they were. I don't know, legally,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: whatever it was, but they were separated.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: No longer together. And he died. It comes to will.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: She got nothing. And there was a lot of money there,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: a lot of cars, money. And I think you're right.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: I think they were legally separated, but not divorced. And
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: then she claimed in his illness that, She came back
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: into the fold and was really, really there. But prior
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: to his illness that caused him to die, he was like,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: screw this bitch, and adjusted the will without her knowledge.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: So you've got to be careful. If this Donna Dixon
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: wants to run around in the Four Seasons Maui, make
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: sure Dan Aykroyd puts in the will. I get that
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Ghostbusters money.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be out.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Definitely. I would definitely think if this is your thing
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: and you have been married for that long, just make
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: sure that there's– this is the time you also do
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: a post-nup. People don't talk about post-nups enough. I think
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: they're a great thing to do.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: What's a post-nup?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: So once you've been married a while, maybe someone's cheated
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: or something. People do this with cheating a lot. Yeah.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: And they're like, please, please, I want to stay married
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: to you. So then you go to the lawyer and
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: you write up something that you're like, if he cheats
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: again– And, you know, then I get this amount of money. Yeah. And, like,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: though he promises not to cheat, but if he does,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: and then you already kind of work out what the
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: divorce will be. Wow. So if we do get divorced
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: because of your cheating ass, I'm staying with you because
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: I know that the hard part of breaking up is done.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: I know I'm going to walk away with a house,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: with this, with that, and this much of the 401K. Yeah.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: So I will forgive you, but I just, you know. Okay. Okay.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: I agree with that.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Post-nup. Oprah Winfrey says her friends made fun of her
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: for being so careful during the pandemic. I didn't leave
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: my home for 322 days, literally.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean, it was like Ellen, you know,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: same thing at the home.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: The $ 100 million house in Montecito. With a gym and people,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sure people were there.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: Delivering everything.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure she still had like, I'm sure she
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: had her live-in staff quarantining with her so that she
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: wasn't left alone to like mop her own floors.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: All the finest foods, the chef, the work. Why would
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: you have to leave? It's not like you were missing anything.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: And I remember prior to the vaccine, Gail, her best friend,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: did a big post about it, how she was tested
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: three times, went into quarantine, almost like you would to
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: film something, so that she could go over to Oprah's
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: hugger and hang out with her. So she still saw
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: the people she wanted to see. I mean, I'd quarantine
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: for 10 days, too, if I could hang out with
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Oprah at the estate. But the whole point of this
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: is that she's doing a special on healthcare and how
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: it's failed a lot of people in America. So But
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: I just thought that was kind of interesting because it's like, yeah,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: that's a luxury. Do you think it was a luxury
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: for the essential workers that didn't, you know, or the
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: people that had to work at Trader Joe's? No. So
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: that makes you like a better person? No.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe she's not saying that.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: Listen, I'm a fan of Oprah. Where do you stand
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: on Oprah? I'm a big fan.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: I've always loved Oprah.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: I don't have any hate for her.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: I don't have any, you know, and exactly like she
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: probably the next sentence of this was, Of course, I
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: had the luxury of staying home. I know.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: I feel like she always does things right.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Could she go to Lucky's that week? No, she couldn't.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: For that year, she didn't go to Lucky's restaurant and
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: she didn't get on a plane. But you're living in
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: a super fabulous place. But I think she was probably
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: really paranoid about getting sick.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Because she is an older woman and stuff.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: She's holding it together.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Anyway, she looks beautiful and I still really want her
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: show to come back. Okay, Olivia Wilde was served papers
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: on stage and it's– so she was doing this Comic-Con panel. Yeah.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: And this guy walked up and was like, this is
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: for you, Olivia. And it was her papers from Ted Lasso.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: What's his name?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: Sudeikis. Jason Sudeikis.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Her husband who she shares her two kids with about
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: some type of– she was being served.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: Custody.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Custody issue. Being served because of course she's with Harry
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Styles who she directed in this movie. Right. That the
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: trailer just dropped for her movie with Harry Styles.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: It looks so good. Oh, really? It's coming out in September.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: I think I have it here. I'll have to watch
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: the trailer. What is it called? The Victory... Oh, wait.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: It's called Don't Worry Darling or something. But it's called...
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: It is... It's my favorite. It's basically... A movie where
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: in the 60s they took all these guys and they're
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: doing a secret victory project. So they're wives and they
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: move into this beautiful community just for these people to
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: work on this special government something.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: In Palm Springs. So it's all Palm Springs.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: 60s Palm Springs? And it's all.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: And it's like an avocado oven. And all the women
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: have to do is just have a dinner ready by
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: six all day.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: Some sort of casserole.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, that is all. And I'm like, I'm so
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: jealous of that life. And I never talked about when
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: I was up for that TV show.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: You told me, yeah.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: It never happened.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: That TV show sounds amazing. That should happen.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. It was, I guess they'd done it
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: like in Australia or something where they were going to
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: take like a cul-de-sac and make it all 60s. And
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: I would be one of the people with my family.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: And you have to live like you're in the 60s.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And the boys were down. I'm like, you won't
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: be able to like play on the computer and stuff,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: but they'll have like 60s toys. Like you can ride
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: a bike.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: I was so excited not to be on social media,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: not to do the phone. And then I wouldn't be
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: able to do my podcast or anything. But this was
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: like four years ago and I was sick of the
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: podcast and didn't care. It wasn't that successful back then.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: So I was like, who cares? And I'm like, I
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: get to wear like a cute outfit and just like
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: drink in the day and play tennis with ladies. And
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: all I have to do is like do a roast. Yeah.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even care if I don't have
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: a micro.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: You mean an actual roast, not a roast of people.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: No, like an actual roast.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: Pot roast.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Like the only thing is there were, and I looked
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: it up, there were still dishwashers back then.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think so.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: And there were still refridges, obviously. There weren't microwaves. Other
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: than that, you had a car and you had a telephone.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: It really wasn't. You had air conditioning. Yeah. You had
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: a pool.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: Electric knife. Remember the electric knife?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: You had electric knife. You had an electric can opener.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: Those are both gone. And I don't know why the
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: electric knife didn't stick around. Remember, it was like two
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: knives that went back and forth.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: My father would cut the meat with the electric knife, okay? Here,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: stay with me. And then every time you'd pull it out,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: he would keep his finger on the thing so it
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: would still be going. And it would just be shooting
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: meat pieces all over it.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: So gross. Like how hard is it just to carve
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: it with a knife?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: I know. Like is it that bad?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Like how tough is this fucking meat? Anyway, you know,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: you didn't have microwaves, but you had a hot plate.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: You had this thing that you put in the middle
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: of the table and you'd plug it in. So you'd
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: put your casserole dishes and stuff. And it was so
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: great because your food stayed warm.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Do you remember the first microwave?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I don't know what year it came out.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Can you look at when the first microwave came out?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: I remember watching a demonstration at a mall at some
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: major appliance store. And the guy was demonstrating it to people.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: We were all standing there watching. And he, you know,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: cooked something, an egg or something. And then he touched
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: the insides of the microwave because it doesn't make heat.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: And literally people gasped. They were like, oh!
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, because then he could put his hand in something.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Then he could put it and just touch the sides
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: of the microwave because it didn't make heat.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: Anyway....
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that didn't become– Oh. Yeah, but that was– Well.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe I could have had a microwave in the show.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: That was like the first one.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: In 1970, it costed $ 3, 200.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so that didn't start being a household.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Since like the late 70s. Nobody had it until the 80s, yeah. Anyway,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: this movie looks really juicy.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: So, of course, they're together. And, you know, it was
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: all about being served on stage. Now he's saying that
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: was not my intention.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: And people that know process servers are saying, look, if
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: you evade being served and they've gone to your house
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: a bunch of times, their job, they don't get paid
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: until they serve you. Right. So their job is to
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: find you. So if they know that that is when
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: your kid's baseball game is or that you're performing.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: I've seen comedians get served on stage. Eddie Griffin one time.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: I was afraid I was going to get served when
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: I was taping my special in Irvine.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when I was being sued. I was like, I
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: hadn't been served yet, but I knew it had been
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: registered that I was being sued, but I hadn't been,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I hadn't received it yet. So I mentally prepared for
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: that moment.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: And then they legally have to say like, you've been served.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like this is for you.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: No, they just go this for you, Heather, whatever. And then,
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: and then it was like, well, how did he even get,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: how did this guy get in there? A lot of
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: them are off duty police officers, so they can have
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: a badge too. Yeah. And they're like, oh, I'm a cop.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Of course I can come in here, you know, or whatever. Right.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: But kind of interesting. Also, Christina Hack, who was married.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: This is the flip and flop girl who was married
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: to the Tarek guy.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: They got married. They got divorced. Then she married this
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: guy named Ant Anstead, who is now dating Renee Zellweger.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: They got married and had a baby. Then she divorced him.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: And now she's engaged to another guy.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: So she kind of, you know, men fall in love
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: with her. She's pretty good looking. Anyway, he tried to
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: sue for– he tried to get full custody from her
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: of the two-year-old, but he didn't get it. But I'm
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: kind of obsessed with these people because they're all, like, good-looking.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: And then Tarek married this girl, Heather Rae, that.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: Looks– The one from Selling Sunset.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Sunset. And they look a lot alike. And Heather Rae
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: did a post early this week on, like, Friday, and
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: it was her with him and, like, the two kids
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: that are, like, I don't know, nine and 11. Right.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: And they're all like, like doing like silly faces. And
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: she's like, so we're off to stage coat this weekend,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: but boy, am I going to miss these kiddos? And
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, listen, we still think you're a good step mom. Yeah.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: Nobody who's going to stage coach is like, Oh, only
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: I could bring my kids with me that are 10
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: and 11.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: By the way, now just go back to that picture.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you see in the corner here
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: of this picture, you see Ashley Judd. Yes. See, it's tough.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: Show business is a son of a bitch. We've talked
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: about several stories during this episode of people who've just
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: lost their minds because they're in show business. And this
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: picture you can see right here is Ashley Judd. And
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: I guess last night, the mom died yesterday, the day before.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: Naomi Judd.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: She did commit suicide.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: That's what they're saying, yeah.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: She committed suicide. And I don't know how, but she did. Yeah,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know how. That's what I heard, too.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: But anyway, I guess last night she was inducted into
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: the Country Music Hall of Fame.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: Which I think it was just a coincidence that it
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: happened at the same time.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: But wouldn't she have known that, though?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: I guess she did. Of course she did. Yeah. So
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: I didn't realize it was suicide until this morning.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: But anyway, Ashley Judd and Winona went to accept the
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: award and whatever. And they're both crying, rightfully so. But
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: then this picture, all anyone's talking about is this picture
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: of Ashley Judd. Oh, God. And if you read the
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: comments underneath any... I've read New York Post and whatever else,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: and the comment's just awful. And it's just like, fuck, man.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, what do you want? Like, I'm 50, I've
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: accessed plastic surgery, and when I cry, I might look
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: a little weird.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. I just think you can't win. Like,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: if she would have been... Like, you know, like Winona,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: her sister, who really doesn't seem to get anything done,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: she gets shit. And Winona's beautiful, too.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: They're all beautiful. I know. And the mom was beautiful.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: The mom was no stranger to plastic surgery.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: And, you know, I did make her wonder, just since
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: we're talking about it, and there's no disrespect at all,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: but when I heard that it was, you know, a
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: mental illness type of suicide, I was like, that is
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: at least what the daughters are saying. I was like,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: is she someone that just really struggled with, Was her
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: depression caused by the fact that she was 76 years
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: old and aging? It happened. And she just was like
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: a little maybe too not accepting of the changes.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Very, very sad.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: It is sad. And it's sad that Ashley Judd has
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: to go through this shit. Because some people are saying
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: that it's not even– it could very well be plastic surgery.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know. But they're also saying– because remember she
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: broke her leg really bad in the middle of a
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: jungle somewhere. doing some charity work or something. And they're
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: saying it could be she was on steroids or something
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: for that injury.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: Ashley.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: Ashley. And that's why her face seems swollen.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Well, then Ashley also dealt with Harvey Weinstein and stuff. Exactly.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: So she's just kind of been out of the acting world.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: And she was like a really promising, not promising, she
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: was like in blockbuster movies and like opposite like Matthew
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: McConaughey and stuff like that.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, she was huge. She was a big star.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Let's get into This was a 48-hour mystery, which I watched,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: and this was pretty juicy. This girl, Suzanne Morphy, unfortunately,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: she has gone missing. They have never found her body.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: It was last year or two years ago. She went
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: on a bike ride, or they think she went on
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: a bike ride, the day before Mother's Day. The teenage
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: girls were at camp, and The husband was like, I
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: don't know. The daughters were like, I can't get a
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: hold of mom. The dad was out of town. He's like, oh,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: my God. Well, is her bike there? Have someone check
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: the bike. Maybe she went on a bike ride. I
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: don't know. This is so strange. So anyway, they eventually
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: arrested the husband because they had so much evidence. They
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: had evidence that, one, that she was unhappy and wanted
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: to get divorced and he didn't want to get divorced. Two,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: she found her old high school sweetheart who was a
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: married father of six who they were on WhatsApp or whatever.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: WhatsApp.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: WhatsApp. Yeah. And like, you know, sexting and having phone
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: sex and sending photos and also meeting in person. Oh.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: And also talked about mirroring each other and running away.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: Then they found these darts that he would like kill
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: deer and stuff.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: And so they think that maybe he was running after
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: her around the house because his phone was going around
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: and like shot.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: Her with a gun.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then got disposed of her, disposed of the
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: evidence because they showed his car like going to all
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: these different places to throw away trash. And he goes, oh,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just cheap. I just don't want to go to
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: like a landfill and have to pay. So I go
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: to different trash cans all over the city.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: I'm with him on that. I do the same thing.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: I have a couple of good ones.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Then they found the bike. Or no, they found the helmet.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they ever found the bike. They
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: found the bike helmet. And so they arrest him. And
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: he's spending three months in prison awaiting the trial. But
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: then the defense found that the prosecution had held back
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: some very important evidence, which is they found other male
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: DNA that doesn't match her boyfriend's or his in her
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: car and on some, and on some other things. And
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: that DNA is linked to a couple other female victims
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: of sexual assault.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, so it's not the guy.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Well, we don't know, but they don't know where the
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: body is. So anyway, they let the husband out. F
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: of prison. And the prosecution said, but without prejudice, which
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: just means we could come back for you.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: They're coming back.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: But we, we feel like we're very close to finding
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: the body and we need to find the body to
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: see if the body matches like their theory. Like he
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: tased her with a dart that he did for animals
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: and probably shot her too. And whatever. And like, they
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: need to find the body in order to have the case.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: They need to say it was him. But I don't
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: know how you'd explain the strange DNA. But I'm like
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: that is exactly like a Scott Peterson thing. Like the
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: marriage was not good and then voila, your wife's missing.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: Could it be the greatest luck in the world or
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: the worst?
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: Right, right.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: Like anyway.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 3: They were going to rearrest the husband. Isn't it always
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: eventually just the husband? Always.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: I mean the husband was pretty cute. Oh, that staircase scene.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: what is the staircase? We look up the staircase. It's
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: a scripted movie. That was the documentary. Yeah. Now there's
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: a scripted movie about it. I don't know if it's
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: HBO max or Apple.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: John Bonet's dad says he wants, um, a separate independent DNA, um,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: people to go after whatever evidence they still have trying
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: to find, uh, John Bonet's the scripted movie, the staircase
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: from 1998. No, no.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: They did make a... It's something.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: It's like.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: There might be a new one. Because there was a
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: documentary and then there was a... I think it was
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: a scripted thing too. Yeah.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: But when does it start airing? May 5th, 2022. Oh.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: I was going crazy looking for it yesterday. May 5th,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: you guys. The staircase.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, this one's good.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: This, nothing gets me hotter than a woman who works
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: at a prison.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: That runs off with a convict.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: Who runs off with a convict. Yeah.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: It's a good one.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: There is a slight question as to if she was
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: taken against her will, but it does not look like
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: it at all. Because she was working at the prison
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: and she'd been there for 25 years. Real delight. Everyone
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: liked her. And she said, oh, I'm taking convict Joe
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: Schmo over to a doctor's appointment.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: Kind of a handsome convict. Have you seen him? Not
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: as far as convicts go.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: Not terrible.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 3: Not terrible.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: Actually kind of a good nose. I noticed his nose
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: was kind of like refined.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: Got a good look. Hot convict look.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: And so then she said, I'm going to take him
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: to this doctor's appointment or whatever. And then after that,
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: I'm going to leave work early because I have my
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: own doctor's appointment. Anyway, she never had a doctor's appointment
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: for herself. They took off in the car.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: And they're still gone.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: They found the car and the two of them are
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: still gone. Yeah. And so the question is, did she
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: take him on this thing? And he's she's, you know,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: being trapped by this person. And he is he is
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: a violent criminal. Right. But the murders that he did
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: were like in robberies.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Meaning like not like a serial killer rapist, but not
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: a good person. Right.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: And so or or what's the deal? But the fact
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: that she said, I have this other thing later in
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: the day, that's why I'm not going to.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: Be coming back. Yeah.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: So I definitely think she's in on it.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: But what always happens in these cases is you want
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: it to end where they were, you know, on some
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: romantic vacation or gambling in Vegas winning. But it never–
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: they're always like they'll find them holed up in a
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: trailer somewhere.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: It never– Right, because the money like dies out.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: Because they can't go and they can't get anywhere. Now
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: there's– Right, right.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: People are going to recognize them.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 3: Licenses or credit cards.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: Like if they go to a bar and want to
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: get– like she probably wants to get drunk at a bar.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: Or she probably wants to get a motorcycle and run
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: in the back. Like that's probably the stuff they talked about. Yeah, right.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: But then someone is going to recognize them at the
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: little like saloon bar. Yeah. And tell on them.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: You always want it to be like Shawshank Redemption where
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: he says, meet me at a beach in Mexico. And
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: then that's where they show up and they live out
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: their lives.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: Did they ever meet at the end?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: They did. Well, yeah. Tim Robbins met Morgan Freeman.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: And they were lovers, right?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: How dare you? You just ruined Shawshank.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: I know they weren't lovers, but that– Maybe they were.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: You know what? gets remade today, Oh, they're full blown.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: They would walk down the beach and just, instead.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: Of, biracial, bisexual, prison, escape, love affair. Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: That's gotta happen.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: It's not Morgan Freeman. Tyler Perry plays that role. And
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: the other role is played by him. Neil Patrick Harris. Perfect.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: Perfect. Hot.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: That's a hot couple.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Let me see if there's anything. Real Housewives of Atlanta
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: was on and I just wanted to say, have you
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: ever gone to watch something like on your Dish Network
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: or whatever, your TBR, and the photo that they choose
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: from the series that's been on for like 12 years,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: they literally choose a thumbnail from like season one.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I haven't noticed that.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: I noticed it. So yeah, so this girl, this is
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: Kim Zolciak, literally from like 2008. She hasn't been on
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: the show in seven years, and this is with her
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: old face and her old teeth and her cheap synthetic wig. Wow.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: And she's not even on the show. The show is
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: all black women, and the one photo that they show
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: is the white girl that's not even on it anymore. Yeah.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was weird.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: I saw a movie this weekend that I really liked
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: that I think you might like. Very interesting. Kind of
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: a funny idea for a movie.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: Tell me.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: The unbearable weight of... of talent or something. Nicolas Cage
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: plays himself in it. And he plays like what you
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: believe Nicolas Cage to be, this crazy actor who, And
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: he can't get work anymore.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: Well, I heard it was kind of funny.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: In Hollywood.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: Where do you watch it?
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: I went to the movies in Michigan.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, you went to a real movie theater.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: Went to a movie theater in Michigan. Grand Rapids, Michigan.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: What was it like?
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: What was it like sitting in a movie theater chair?
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, it was one of these kickback
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: leather chairs.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, it was a fancy schmancy?
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: And it had heated seats.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Heated.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: Press a button and it would heat it up. Heats
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: up your butt hell crack. Oh, my God. It was
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: so nice.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: How many people were in the movie theater?
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: Quite a few. There were 20, 5, 30. For an
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: afternoon film? Afternoon, 1 o'clock. Yeah.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: Now, did they have waitresses coming by and ordering? No, no.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: Maybe they did.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't think they, I think even when that,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: that'll never come back.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: No, I don't need that.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: Even the fancy ones are like, that's just, we don't
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: even have the staff for that.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: Because let me tell you what happens. If you go
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: to the, if you do the layback seat and which
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: I did, I went full layback and I have my
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: popcorn here. Like I don't, if I'm going to be
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: reaching for chicken wings, it's a lot, it's a long length.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like I feel like.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: I remember that I did this show with like Sam Rubin.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: Like eight years ago. And I'd be on it. And
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: the payment was he'd give us this gift card. Like
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: for the four of us to go to a movie
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: at one of those fancy places. And whatever you want,
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: you could spend. You do not want to tell that
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: to my family. I mean, cocktails, bottles of wine, apps everywhere.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: Full-blown entree, dessert, kids having stuff, full sodas, candy bars.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: And you sat and watched the movie. And we watched
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: the movie.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: We were pressing the button for the waitress so fucking much.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: And then the show ended. He wasn't doing it anymore,
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: so I wasn't getting those free. And then we're like, God,
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: do we really want to spend $ 300 to go see
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: a movie? Right, right, right. And now the waitress keeps
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: coming by like, hi, can I get you anything? I
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: loved it, though.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: Go check out this movie. It's really kind of a
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: funny idea. He can't work. And he gets an offer
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 3: for some guy who's a fan to hire him to
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: come to his birthday party. And he goes.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: Let me see if there's any update on Black China.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: Hold on. Before we end the show. Oh, no. Steve
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: Mango says, nothing yet. Jury had more questions. And they're
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: still at it. 2.5 hours so far this morning. I'm
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: very curious what's going to happen since it's such a
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: long deliberation. Three explanation marks.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: Is he a lawyer, this guy?
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: And this is at 1259 on Monday. No, but his
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: husband's a lawyer and he's just a hardcore juicy scooper.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: Who cares? Well, he seems to know what he's talking about.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, he does. And then after this, after this part
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: is done with the Kardashians, then I guess the next
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: trial will be she is suing Rob Kardashian alone for
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: the revenge porn. Oh, well that could be legitimate. In
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: which he posted in a fight these Instagram exchanges between
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: he and Blac Chyna. But I mean, then they're going
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: to wonder how much was she really hurt by that?
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: How long was it up? What was the intention? Yeah.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know who she is. Is she of the world?
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: Remember there was, you mentioned her before.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: Tokyo Tony is her mom. Of course.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: Tokyo Tony is her mom. You don't think I know that?
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: She was Tyga's Girlfriend and baby mama.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: Tokyo Tony?
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: Black China.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: Black China and Amber Rose were friends.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: But they were strippers, right?
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: Yes. And they were like video vixens and stuff. And
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: they hit it off. And then Amber Rose was Kanye West, okay?
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: And they never had kids or anything. Got it. They
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: break up. Black China starts dating Tyga.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 3: Tyga.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: Tyga and Black China went to Kanye's and Kim's wedding. Okay. Okay.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: Then Tyga gets with Kylie.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: Still, right?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: When she turns 18. And Blac Chyna and their child
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: are out. Oh, okay. So the whole thing is like,
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: was Blac Chyna pining, pining to get back?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: Because she and Kim were friendly at a time. Yeah. Okay?
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: Then they're dating. And Kylie's being stepmom to a little...
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: King is his name. Tyga's baby.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: And.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: And then one day when Rob is living at Chloe's house,
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: Chloe's off doing some good American shoot or whatever. Somehow
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: she slid into his DMs and then slid through the
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: gates and slid up through the window and got in
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: there with Rob. And all of a sudden Chloe comes
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: home and is like, what? Like you guys are dating.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: She gets pregnant.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: They, they, they, Get a show. They fight, fight, fight. Awful,
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: awful disaster. Yeah. E's like, okay, this is done. And
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: now Chyna's like, because of your influence telling E not
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: to keep my show going, I lost my Mac endorsements
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: and this and that. And I could have done club
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: appearances and everything. And the other thing that she said,
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: she's revealing so much. She's like, I'm so broke I
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: haven't paid my taxes in years. Yeah. Why are you
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: saying that, girl? Shh. Yeah.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: And what's up with Tokyo Tony? How's she doing?
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: Tokyo Tony, she got kicked out of the court. She
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: can't be in there. Because she was threatening the Kardashians
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: and stuff on an Instagram Live.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: But in the end, I mean, shouldn't this trial be...
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: It was just a TV show that got canceled. They
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: get canceled all the time.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: Well, that's why I think that I don't... I mean,
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of wondering why.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 3: That would be like me suing Chelsea Handler going, hey, listen,
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: I could have made more money if you stuck around.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: Like, that's... Yeah, exactly. And so I think that's why
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: in the end I predicted that she won't win any
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: money from them.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: But I'm I don't think it's great that it's going
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: on like day two and three. Yeah. Because being someone
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: who knows about the law and stuff, it's but you
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: never know. There's not a guarantee. But when it's really quick,
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: it's well, you know, you just don't know in a
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: civil trial. You just don't know. They might, they're probably
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: fighting with each other. It's probably half of them are
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: feeling that in some way she was screwed over and
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: the other half is like, and it's complicated. Like if
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: you're not part of the industry, it's very hard to
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: understand because it's not black and white. It's not like
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: she worked at a factory that the Kardashians owned and
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: then they, they fired her from being an engineer at
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: the factory. Like it's a TV show and. executives change
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: their minds and if they're this volatile couple, could they
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: not get the advertised? I mean, there's a lot that
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: I think to a normal jury, it might've been a
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: little bit complicated to understand. So I think that's why
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: they're asking so many questions. But in the meantime, they
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: all got to fly and they all get to wear
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: their outfits at the Met Gala.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 3: But what now, going back to the Met Gala, Met Ball, whatever,
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: what is the theme? There's always a theme. What is
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: this year's theme?
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: Can you look up the theme? I heard it was...
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: Gilded Glamour.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: Gilded Glamour.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: And the Gilded Age... is like, There's a show on HBO.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: It's HBO and it's supposed to be like, almost like the,
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: I think the night, when is the Gilded Age? It's
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: supposed to be like 1920s. So it's supposed to be 1920s,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: but Gilded Glamour, I kind of think it's just like,
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: you could sort of just do American Glamour, which, so
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: if Kim is wearing the.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, the Marilyn Monroe dress.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like, It's 1880. So if she chooses
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: to wear the Marilyn Monroe dress, it's kind of like,
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: It's the top of American glamour.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: You know, which I always thought that was so shitty
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: because like my mom told me that Kennedy was a cheater. Right.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: From the day I even was like, this is supposed
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: to be, this was a good president. My mom was like,
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: not really. Yeah. Cheated on his wife. So, but I
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: always thought that was so rude. Glamour is American history
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: spanning from 1870 to 1890. Okay. 1870, 1890. I don't
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: know that how she can.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: Justify her Maryland outfit, but we'll see.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: But, I think that, I always thought that was just
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: so rude that, like, she's the one singing to. Happy birthday. Yeah. When, like,
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: Jackie's sitting there and they've been, like, screwing for a decade.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: Different times. Just different times.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: Different times. Just turn your head. Yeah. Chris, everyone go
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: to frangiola.fun.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: Frangiola.fun.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Listen to Cover to Cover.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: I made a mistake earlier when I said I'm going
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: to be playing a winery in Massachusetts.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: It was wrong?
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: It's actually in Pennsylvania.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: It's in Pennsylvania. It is the New Hope Winery in
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: New Hope, Pennsylvania. Then I go to the Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: June 18th.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: The City Winery where you and I played. Now I'm
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: going back there.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, in Philly.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 3: So many. Syracuse, Albany, Hartford, Connecticut.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: This is all this summer or what?
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all this summer.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 3: Anchorage, Alaska this weekend. I'm in Alaska. Anchorage, Alaska.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: How long is the flight to Alaska?
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: Five and a half hours. Okay. Yeah. I got a
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: bunch of dates coming up and I love having Juicy
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 3: Scoopers come because they're the only ones who come anymore.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: They really do. In droves they come.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: It's so nice and it's good to see. Thank you
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: all who came to the bowling alley.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: Amazing.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 3: They were nice.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: Chris, you're still alive. Number one.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: Thank you. I hope I get one more invite to
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: the yacht.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: You're still the one, the one I want to hold to.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: Who can make my day.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: You're still the one.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were singing.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: The other still the one. The one that I belong to.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: You're singing Shania Twain's still the one. I was singing
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: another still the one.
• 1:39:33
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