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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show April 14th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is a dude to the graphic nature of this program?
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion?
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. Today is Tuesday, and it's April the fourteenth,
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty six. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. Hi,
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  Speaker 2: wood We got Menace. What is Jinagrad?
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  Speaker 3: Is right?
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  Speaker 6: John?
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  Speaker 2: We got seen Sammy's here. There's Morgan. Good morning to you.
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  Speaker 2: Things down the Woody Show production department. Phones are open
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  Speaker 2: for you at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you
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  Speaker 2: can send us a text over to two two nine
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  Speaker 2: eight seven. We'll get to some of the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 2: We'll get into the entertainment stuff for you today. Coming
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  Speaker 2: up a little bit later on in the show, Birthday's
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  Speaker 2: porn of Birthday as well. It's always good to see
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  Speaker 2: that the uh that the people who make all the
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  Speaker 2: rules around here, meaning like your federal, state and local governments,
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  Speaker 2: they're they're spending time on the really important things.
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  Speaker 5: Always I saw.
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  Speaker 2: That there was a there was a story about if
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  Speaker 2: you want a tattoo in Oregon, you're gonna have to
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  Speaker 2: raw dog the pain because tattoo artists in the state
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  Speaker 2: are no longer allowed to apply topical numbing agents to
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  Speaker 2: their clients.
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  Speaker 6: Oh is it medical procedure?
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  Speaker 2: Technically, because the state's Health Life Listing Office issued a
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  Speaker 2: practice clarification saying it falls outside the legal scope of
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  Speaker 2: their license.
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  Speaker 7: That is so stupid.
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  Speaker 6: Know that was a thing.
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  Speaker 5: I've gotten lots of tattoos. I've never had a numbing topical.
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  Speaker 7: Like a whole back or a whole leg or something.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying like you can get to like oor a
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  Speaker 2: gel and things like that, like for little kids when
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  Speaker 2: they're teeting and.
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  Speaker 6: Now they'll hand you the cream. You have to put
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  Speaker 6: it on yourself.
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  Speaker 2: But how hardcore is this? This this numbing agent or
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  Speaker 2: numbing cream and stuff.
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  Speaker 6: I haven't heard of it.
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  Speaker 5: It's not getting an epidural to get a tattoo. I
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  Speaker 5: think it depends on what intensity you have. I had
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  Speaker 5: this laser thing done to my face a few years
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  Speaker 5: ago and they put this cream on and it was
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  Speaker 5: numb a f super weird. But for a tattoo, you don't.
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  Speaker 2: Get there's a tattoo. Artists say they were cut off
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  Speaker 2: guard by the notice, and many had long used the
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  Speaker 2: over the counter. They're over the counter.
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  Speaker 7: Just have them bring it themselves.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, just a.
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  Speaker 2: Routine part of their work, especially for cosmetic procedures like
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  Speaker 2: micro blading and permanent.
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  Speaker 5: Makeup for micro blading.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Artists warned that when do numbing options, many clients
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  Speaker 2: will not be able to tolerate the repeated passes required
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  Speaker 2: for that kind of work. Correct.
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  Speaker 6: I couldn't see it for removal, because that apparently is
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  Speaker 6: much more micro.
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  Speaker 8: Blading is literally just this little fine razor and they're
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  Speaker 8: just cutting over and over again into your face.
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  Speaker 6: I'll give you an example.
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  Speaker 9: For instance, when I had an enema, they they the
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  Speaker 9: anima technician quote unquote was not allowed to stick it in.
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  Speaker 6: She had to like hand it to me.
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  Speaker 9: Really, she couldlub it up and everything, and she could.
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  Speaker 6: You know, watch all the stuff come out.
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  Speaker 2: But why did you do that?
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  Speaker 6: Because I didn't poo for like three days? Yeah, can't
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  Speaker 6: you get like, I don't know XLX. I tried all
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  Speaker 6: that stuff. It wasn't wasn't working.
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  Speaker 9: It was like I could taste the doochie in my
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  Speaker 9: back up.
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  Speaker 6: Popping vike it in or something.
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  Speaker 2: Oregon Health officials say the rule is not new, and
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  Speaker 2: pointed to two disciplinary cases is involving numbing agents applied
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  Speaker 2: your clearance clearance your client's eyes, both of which resulted
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  Speaker 2: in injuries and fines.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so that is another fair point that every time
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  Speaker 2: you see like one of these dumb rules, it's because
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  Speaker 2: something happens. Yeah, right, exactly, like that one guy tried
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  Speaker 2: to light his shoes on fire, and so therefore everybody
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  Speaker 2: over the next like up until recently, had we take
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  Speaker 2: your shoes off of the airport's security line.
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  Speaker 9: Right, and like you're saying, this is all over the
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  Speaker 9: counter stuff that you would get anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, and to your point said, clients are
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  Speaker 2: still allowed to apply over the counter numbing products on
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  Speaker 2: themselves before arriving. I guess there's a similar band in Michigan.
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  Speaker 5: Ok.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems pretty silly, all you pusses out there, Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 5: If you need that for a tattoo, don't get one.
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  Speaker 6: This all right?
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  Speaker 2: Well, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it's a National Gardening Day,
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  Speaker 2: Greg Sexy, National ex spouse Day.
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  Speaker 6: Why all right?
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, what what the what are we saying?
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Why April fourteenth? Yeah, this day in history menace today.
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  Speaker 2: In eighteen sixty five, John Wilkes Booth shot President Lincoln
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  Speaker 2: at Ford's Theater in Washington, d C.
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  Speaker 6: He got away with him.
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  Speaker 2: There was just a video that I saw recently of
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  Speaker 2: this dude who was, like, I guess, the oldest person
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  Speaker 2: alive who witnessed it.
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  Speaker 7: Really.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I forget when he got in. He was he
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  Speaker 2: was a kid at the time, but he described like
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  Speaker 2: what he what he saw. But they thought what was
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  Speaker 2: interesting about him, or you know, made people question him
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  Speaker 2: is that he waited until later in life to all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden tell that story.
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  Speaker 5: I saw John, You would think, like, you know, that
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  Speaker 5: would have been your lifelong.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, everybody all the time, O, yeah, this was it.
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  Speaker 9: He lived till nineteen fifty six and he was five
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  Speaker 9: years old allegedly in eighteen sixty Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Also John Wilkes Booth, he got away with it. Well,
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  Speaker 6: he escaped, He escaped temporarily, and then they found some
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  Speaker 6: dead body and they said it was him.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, so get up, Yeah, just faked him.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: They they said, oh yeah, we got the guy, right, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it was today in nineteen twelve that the Titanic struck
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  Speaker 2: that iceberg. Oh damn yeah, began sinking, babe, yeah, And
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  Speaker 2: then I was speaking of conspiracies and aliens and everything else.
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  Speaker 5: Today.
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  Speaker 2: In nineteen thirty three, the first modern siding of the
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  Speaker 2: lock Ness monster was recorded when somebody saw something resembling
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  Speaker 2: a whale rise a whale in lock pretty great eight seven,
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  Speaker 2: seven forty four what he texted us over to two
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  Speaker 2: two nine eighty seven and menace is what you got
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  Speaker 2: for us today?
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  Speaker 6: Well, it's pretty much official official that Lewis Hamilton, eight
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  Speaker 6: time world champion race car driver, is dating Kim Kardashian. Now,
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  Speaker 6: you have been against it. They said that he's gonna
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  Speaker 6: have a trash season, but I was saying, no, he
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  Speaker 6: will not have a trash season season, and I was
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  Speaker 6: and I was right, because he's been killing it ever
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  Speaker 6: since this rumor has been going on.
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  Speaker 9: He is insanely wealthy because he's been dating this F
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  Speaker 9: one stuff and hundreds of millions of dollars to Michael
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  Speaker 9: Jordan of F one.
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  Speaker 6: Now, I already said like weeks ago, it's already official
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  Speaker 6: back in Japan because he was spotted like taking out
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  Speaker 6: her kids shopping, And that just goes with a thing
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  Speaker 6: where if Kim Kardashian is dating somebody, that person gets
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  Speaker 6: spot shopping with the kids. Pete Davison got spotted shopping
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  Speaker 6: with the kids at Walmart.
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  Speaker 2: Pete Davis, there's okay, men, honestly, you've been mentioning Walmart
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  Speaker 2: way more than ever.
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  Speaker 6: I just been going there more.
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  Speaker 2: Is there something at play here? He was angling for
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  Speaker 2: like some kind of like.
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  Speaker 6: That's a fair question question. No, because I moved, so
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  Speaker 6: I'm exposed to Walmart more than I was.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, there's been so much.
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  Speaker 6: Are you living used to be?
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  Speaker 2: We got both We got the daily mention of Japan
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  Speaker 2: in there and then.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I used way closer to Target, but now
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  Speaker 6: I'm way closer to Walmart. All right.
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  Speaker 9: My question is at this point, if you are Lewis Samilton,
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  Speaker 9: who again for Americans, we don't know him, but he's
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  Speaker 9: mega famous, mega rich, why are you going with seven
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  Speaker 9: time retread Kim Kardashian.
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  Speaker 6: I get Pete Davidson. He's young and he doesn't care.
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  Speaker 9: But if you are established, what do you want all
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  Speaker 9: these kids? Kanye problem?
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  Speaker 6: You know, he's showing up and anyone whenever.
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  Speaker 5: That is true, the built in hatred.
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  Speaker 2: You can get anything this point right exactly. You get
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  Speaker 2: that's a bop.
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  Speaker 6: Any model you wanted.
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  Speaker 5: From Europe, that's weird.
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  Speaker 6: Likes dating famous people because his lineup of just dating
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  Speaker 6: famous people is insane.
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  Speaker 9: I get why women like to date famous men, but
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  Speaker 9: the other way doesn't really work for me.
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  Speaker 5: It's an odd choice.
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  Speaker 6: Well, we'll call the list and figure it out. Let's
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  Speaker 6: do that.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, Jena Grad, what you got?
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  Speaker 7: Well, little Britt Britt, your wife's favorite Britney spears.
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  Speaker 8: She checked herself into rehab over the weekend after a
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  Speaker 8: DUI last month, and cops says she was taken into
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  Speaker 8: custy on March fourth for the suspicion of drugs and alcohol,
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  Speaker 8: and just days before entering that treatment, she was really,
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  Speaker 8: you know, doing her thing on social media. She was
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  Speaker 8: dancing around posting the videos and looked maybe a little
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  Speaker 8: I was gonna say, odd, but isn't that kind of
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  Speaker 8: the vibe of her. Yeah, she's supposed to be in
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  Speaker 8: court on May fourth.
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  Speaker 2: Now do you think that this whole checked myself in thing?
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  Speaker 2: Is this just a defensive strategy strategy strategy for the
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  Speaker 2: d UI that's what every lawyer will have you do
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  Speaker 2: because it's just like I volunteered.
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  Speaker 5: Right, and she's probably going to that re place I
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  Speaker 5: want to go to. Yeah, they're like spa, a nice one.
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  Speaker 5: You wear a robe and to keep you.
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  Speaker 6: From like relapsing, they give you drugs.
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  Speaker 5: And they have happy hour. Yeah yeah, nice Jealous.
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  Speaker 10: I'm going to miss her videos cozy babe.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean she's she's crazy. She'll do it again.
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  Speaker 7: Don't worry, it won't belong stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Greg Gory, what you got?
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  Speaker 5: So? I looked up Nicole Kidman's net worth because I'm
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  Speaker 5: obsessed because he does that with every celebrity that every
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  Speaker 5: celebrity that pops into my head. Two hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 5: million bucks. Right, So it's kind of weird that Nicole Kidman,
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  Speaker 5: of all people, has legit a new side hustle, which
• 10:37
  Speaker 5: you love that term a death doula.
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  Speaker 8: Death My friend is leaving. She's a a comedy writer.
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  Speaker 8: She's leaving comedy to be a death dola.
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  Speaker 5: Really wait, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 7: Kid is doing it.
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  Speaker 5: She's gonna do it. She's taking classes and seminars and workshops.
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  Speaker 7: Are you sure this isn't for a movie or something.
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  Speaker 5: No, Well, she says, so okay, So a birth doula
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  Speaker 5: will guide a woman through a death. Duela guides somebody
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  Speaker 5: through death, like if you're terminally ill.
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  Speaker 7: I did not believe this was a real thing.
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  Speaker 5: Non medical professional who provides holistic, emotional, spiritual, and practical
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  Speaker 5: support to terminally ill people and their family.
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  Speaker 8: You know what, dyings a really good idea, Like somebody
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  Speaker 8: who who's like healthy and there and not afraid to
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  Speaker 8: watch you die.
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  Speaker 6: It's pretty I think you're dead inside you can do this.
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  Speaker 9: But see, that's the point is that this person can't
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  Speaker 9: be dead inside. You have to be like caring and pretending.
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  Speaker 9: I think we already have these things. They're called nurses.
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  Speaker 5: Well, so as far as Nicole Kidman goes, she says,
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  Speaker 5: it was sounds a little weird, but she was inspired
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  Speaker 5: to pursue it because the grief that she had from
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  Speaker 5: her mom dying in late twenty twenty four. And when
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  Speaker 5: her mom was dying, Nicole was super busy, her sister
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  Speaker 5: was super busy, and she wished there was somebody that
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  Speaker 5: could just sit there with her mom impartially and provide
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  Speaker 5: a lot of solitary care. So she is learning to
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  Speaker 5: be a death duela, taking training courses and doing work shops.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, that's a cool job for sure.
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  Speaker 10: You don't want to be alone or have your parent
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  Speaker 10: be alone when they're literally dying, exactly right.
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  Speaker 6: Are you? Yeah? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 5: You don't know why you want to be around a stranger.
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  Speaker 8: Because some people are okay with it. Yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 8: it would be a noble thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that's a noble giving thing. It's like moving,
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  Speaker 2: being a mover. That's just not a job here.
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  Speaker 7: I don't want to do it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want to know that.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Time for your birthdays show were it Shiver,
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  Speaker 5: And you know we don't do man.
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  Speaker 2: We'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Sarah Michelle Geller,
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  Speaker 2: who's forty nine today. You got Brad Garan. He was
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  Speaker 2: Robert Raymond's brother on Everybody Loves Raymond. He's sixty six today.
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  Speaker 2: Adrian Brody, the actor, is fifty three. Anthony Michael Hall,
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  Speaker 2: he was Rusty in the original National Impoon's Vacation Everything.
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  Speaker 2: He's fifty eight. Yeah, sixteen candles at Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 7: He's not allowed to be fifty eight.
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  Speaker 2: He's fifty eight. Rob mclannycle May, Machelanny, mcilhoney, mclaney.
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  Speaker 5: How do you say his name?
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  Speaker 2: Macaelahney McIlhaney.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right. He's the co creator of.
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  Speaker 2: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, co owner or cole yeah whatever,
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  Speaker 2: of Wrexham.
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  Speaker 9: See ya just threw a horseshoe at my head. It
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  Speaker 9: was Sarah Michelle Jeller, not Sarah Jessica Parker Menace.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wow, dude, come on.
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  Speaker 2: Forty nine years old today, Anderson Silva, the former UFC
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  Speaker 2: Today I met Chipporno Birthday, your celebrity birthdays and that
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  Speaker 2: is a Tuesday look of what's happening around the world
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  Speaker 2: of entertainment.
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  Speaker 5: Of The Woody Show. All right, well, you know I
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  Speaker 5: like that show My six hundred Pound Life.
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  Speaker 2: It's been a while since I saw it, but one
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  Speaker 2: of the people that they featured on it has passed away,
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  Speaker 2: believe it or not. Her name was Dolly Martinez, and
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  Speaker 2: I do remember her episode. Yeah, Oh you can't miss
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  Speaker 2: her because her her mom looks like Ronald McDonald if
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Ronald McDonald drove.
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  Speaker 5: A super.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because yeah, you got if you if you watch
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  Speaker 2: the episode, you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Like
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  Speaker 2: the mom's got like a like a mohawk slash buzz cut.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's like like clown colored hair.
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  Speaker 7: And Dolly had some crazy hair too, right.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's got some crazy ass hair too. But
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  Speaker 2: like the mom showed up in like this striped rainbow
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  Speaker 2: shirt and like all kinds of stuff when they went
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  Speaker 2: to doctor Now's office. Anyway, Uh, Dolly passed away. You guys,
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  Speaker 2: she was only thirty years old when she was on
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  Speaker 2: the show. She was twenty five, and she weighed at
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  Speaker 2: doctor Now's at five hundred and ninety five pounds. Now,
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  Speaker 2: what's crazy is that? The mom? I mean, And I
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  Speaker 2: guess maybe because she's sitting right next to her, like
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  Speaker 2: she looked like she didn't have it. In fact, doctor
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  Speaker 2: Now I remember said something to her like like, well
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  Speaker 2: you don't have a weight to shoot at what's going
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  Speaker 2: on here? And she goes, well, actually I was three
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  Speaker 2: hundred pounds.
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  Speaker 5: Who damn?
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  Speaker 2: So she lost, Like the mom lost like three hundred pounds.
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  Speaker 7: Good for her.
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  Speaker 6: Now with doctor. Now, is he pro or against weight loss?
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  Speaker 5: Shrugs.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good question. I'll know probably obviously he's probably.
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  Speaker 5: Again it really yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think he just wants to get get their
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  Speaker 7: weight down.
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  Speaker 2: Because his big thing is like changing your behavior, Like
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  Speaker 2: he'll give you the surgery, but you've got you got
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: to show to him that you can even have the
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: discipline to change your eating habits.
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: And you're going to start the surgery.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Before he even agrees to do it, right, So I'm
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: not sure that he would be in favor of something.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: I mean maybe I don't. I don't know.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: That's a right, now, that's a that's a good question.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Her name was Dolly Martinez and she she died only
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: thirty years old. And this girl was huge, I'm looking huge.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Although I got admit she made on the show because
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: it was like they always show the meeting, which is gross.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, the enabling that goes on is yeah.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: And then she has his best friend who was like
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: the person who really looked out for her, was like
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: bathing her and stuff like that. Anyway, she goes, oh,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: here's a Danielle, and Danielle likes my eggs that I make,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: and she would take like fifteen eggs, yeah, lucky, and
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: she'd cook them. But then she would add I think,
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: like four fistfuls of cheese.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: That's how you make it good.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they looked so good.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, looked so good. I gotta say, as much as
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: I hate watch that show, and I'm totally into that show,
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: I've kind of impressed with how unashamed they are of
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: being filmed naked.
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so they.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Always show him shower and you can't really see anything.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: You can't but still I'd be too mortified to even
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: take my shirt off, let alone take a shower.
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: I'm looking at it right now. I don't know what
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: I'm looking at. I don't know where that brand is
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: being stuck.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Blob of nothingness. Well, she had like some kind of
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: thing like underneath her thighs.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm looking at, yash Yeah, yeah.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: I forget what what what they called it? Like, I've
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: heard it. I've heard the term used on There's That,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: but I heard the term used on Doctor pimple Bobber.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I watch all the really appetizing.
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: So I looked at up doctor. Now he's not against
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: h the weight loss drugs, but he still believes that
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: you have to change.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Your habits, right, Yeah, yeah, they'll all they'll always kind
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: of push that diet and exercise stuff on you. I
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: did see something about like if you're on the g LPs, like,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: so that's what gov. So the some glue tide or
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: the trzeppetide, the zep bound kind of stuff like medicine
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: I have been using. You know, the effectiveness does I
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: guess depend a lot on your genes? Oh yeah, you know,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: because that's why like some people will take it. I guess,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: you know, just kill it doesn't work and they just
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: drop a ton. Other people it's way slower.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's what my doctor said, is said that
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: there's some people that can just eat donuts, and then
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: there's some people that just eat a donut and explode.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: You're one of those exploding people.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Get a dozen of them then oh yeah, say like,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: I ate whatever this is and it went right to
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: my thighs, like no, that's not the way it works.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: But that's what he's pretty much saying.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: What's that one guy, uh Vinnie to rich Or.
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's one of my good friends.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he he will tell you that no No,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: that is absolutely true. Like you can, like if they
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: took a sample from whatever you know, fat was on
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: whatever part of your body and they could identify where
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: that came from and I get out of here.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Your right.
• 19:56
  Speaker 9: But because people say that about animals, they say that, like, oh,
• 20:02
  Speaker 9: you can definitely tell when you know a wild with
• 20:05
  Speaker 9: like free range be sad, you know, like and that's
• 20:08
  Speaker 9: why they say deer tastes toss tastes different. It tastes
• 20:12
  Speaker 9: like grass sometimes dirt, Like they say that that is
• 20:16
  Speaker 9: from what you eat.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: That's weird, but it's something.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: It's not like the doughnut settles to like your thigh
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: to your gut, your beer belly.
• 20:25
  Speaker 8: And Morgan, you probably know this right now better than anyone.
• 20:28
  Speaker 8: They say you can't like spot treat exercise, right.
• 20:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean you can tone things up, of course,
• 20:33
  Speaker 10: but yeah, in terms of losing fat, I think it
• 20:35
  Speaker 10: all just comes off gradually from everywhere right it wants to.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Morgan, here's a question. Once the fight's over, what's the
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: first thing you're gonna eat.
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: I've been thinking about this so much.
• 20:46
  Speaker 10: I want everything, so it's hard to choose.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: What's been the biggest craving, Like so like sweets are.
• 20:50
  Speaker 10: Salty first of all, dude, anything and it's hard to
• 20:53
  Speaker 10: I want a cheeseburger, I want Korean barbecue.
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: Cheesecake.
• 21:01
  Speaker 10: I want chocolate, just any kind of chocolate.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: I want cottage cheese.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: Dang it, you know, dang it.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: Sounds good.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: You can't even have cottage cheese. Well, I would assume
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: that's pretty good with the protein, right.
• 21:13
  Speaker 10: It has protein, but it does have fat too, a
• 21:15
  Speaker 10: low fat crap. But yeah, I mean probably Korean barbecue
• 21:20
  Speaker 10: was like, all I can just eat everything.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I thought that was all nonsense, Like eating fat doesn't
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: make you fat, that's.
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: Correct, and being cold doesn't give you a cold.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: It does though, but fat does have more calories.
• 21:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but but it's I mean, I think it just
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: depends what you're trying to accomplish, because these days we're
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: all more like carby will give you the body that
• 21:37
  Speaker 8: you don't want.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: You know, car carbs are going to make It's true.
• 21:40
  Speaker 10: I had to stop eating fruit.
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: There you go, right.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: My wife's like, well, why are you watching this my
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: six hundred pound life. I'll make because I find like
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: some weird comfort in it, knowing that, like some of
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: these people even like yes, they had the surgery, right,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: but like a lot of it was like if there's
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: some kind of hope for them, like in those times
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: where I felt too far gone right, like right, like
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: if this disgusting monster of a person. No, because like
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: you watch the way that they live and eat and
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: everything else, like these people obviously there's there's more going
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: on there. That's another big theme of people that get
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: that big is the mental health aspect of it. But
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: you go, wow, if this person can do something, then
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: maybe some effort. Yeah, then maybe I can.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: Go to the doctor and get like a cheat cheat code,
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: you know.
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: By the way, Morgan, plenty of restaurants where you're fighting at.
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: They had Hurrahs, they've had two or three. Yeah, they
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: have the Philly tap Room and tavern where you can
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: give a Philly cheese steak. But I would go with
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: the T and T backroom steakhousa.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: There's also got to be a food court in there,
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: right that that's yeah, there's only four places.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: I also want Pania.
• 22:45
  Speaker 9: It's called the Market Total on the casino floor. They
• 22:49
  Speaker 9: got the Market which has got pizza. They got this
• 22:51
  Speaker 9: like steak cheese steak place. They've got an Asian place
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: called minut Noodles.
• 22:55
  Speaker 10: Well, there's an official after party at the casino though,
• 22:58
  Speaker 10: so I have to go there for all this.
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, when it goes down, very classic Round two happened.
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: Next up is good old Buddy Minutes.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: How about that good ky juice guy.
• 23:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah, he just looks off like a like a marshmallow.
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, his name is Menace though, he's kind of like
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: a menace in the streets.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: They show and we get into another new hour insensitivity
• 23:31
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• 23:38
  Speaker 2: we got sea Bass, Sammy. Hello Morgan. Hey, phones for
• 23:43
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• 23:52
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• 23:54
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• 23:57
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• 23:59
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• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Woody Show. Menace has a secret game.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: Whoa this hour intriguing?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even know what it is really really though,
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah No I don't, Okay, I don't, he said you guys,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: remember he was in the meeting, he said, I got
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: a game.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: I got to talk to Woody about it. I thought
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: he told you what it was.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: He never filed up, damn it.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was no follow up. Interesting, So I'm as
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: much in the dark as you are. Well, we'll find
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: out together. MENACE's secret game coming up this hour here
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: on The Woodie Show. But first we'll check in with
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Gina grad with the trending news headlines.
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well, everybody's talking about the latest beef between President
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: Trump and the Pope.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: The Pope basically said he's not intimidated by the President,
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: no kidding when it comes to the.
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: Messages about peace and the gospel.
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: He's in calling for an end to war and hinted
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: that world leaders need to stop acting like they're all
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: powerful and start working toward peace. So Trump fired back
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: on social media, calling the Pope week on crime and
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: bad on board in policy, and said he has no.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: Plans to apologize because the Pope is wrong.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: So this comment I saw on one of the stories, like, dude,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: picking a fight with the Pope is insane work.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, like, yeah, and every pope calls for peace.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: If there's one person on the planet who's not gonna
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: sweat you or be intimidated by you at all, because
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: the only thing that they respect or fear would be
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: God himself.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: That's it.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: There's no man, Yeah, that this person is going to
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: be swayed by or situation, right, correct.
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, you're right.
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: Well Trump, by the way, he's not the first president
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: to have disputes with a pope. Back in ninety three,
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: President Clinton clashed with Pope John Paul over abortion. Then
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: in two thousand and one, George W. Bush and Pope
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: John Paul the Second clashed over stem self research. But
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: the difference with those two beefs is that Clinton Bush
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: kind of kept a chill. They didn't actually debate the
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: Pope or you know, call him out.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just infer different views, different strategy of dealing
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: with But the.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: Idea of calling the pope week on crime makes me laugh.
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: That was such a great line.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: We're talking.
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's so funny.
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: Well, the husband of Lynette Hooker, she's the woman missing
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: in the Bahamas. Uh has the husband's been released by cops.
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: They questioned him. He said that, you know, she allegedly fell.
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: Overboard into the water due to bad weather. But her
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: family and officials they're skeptical about the husband. His lawyers
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: said that he was questioned for at least three hours
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: on Friday and that cops wanted to hold him longer,
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: but that request was denied and he was allowed to
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: go free. So now he's released. He's also free to
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: come back to the States because he was in the Bahamas.
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: Dude still denies doing anything, uh, you know, in correlation
• 26:49
  Speaker 8: with his wife's disappearance, and the attorney says the rest
• 26:51
  Speaker 8: was dramatic for him and he's heartbroken over at you guys.
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: The step brother of Anna Kapner that will sound familiar.
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: He's been officially charged with aggravated sexual abuse and murder
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: in her death. That was the one aboard that cruise
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: ship late last year, so I remember her name, Yeah,
• 27:10
  Speaker 8: Just to recap, Anna was found dead underneath her that
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: bed in her bedroom while the cruise ship was on
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: its way back to Miami. The step brother has been
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: a suspect ever since the ship docked, and he's been
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: charged as an adult and by the way, he's sixteen.
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: The DOJ says that he forced Anna to quote engage
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: in a sexual act before he intentionally killed her by
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: choking her.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we don't need this guy, We don't need any Yeah,
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: we are done this.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: And you know what, if anything, we know nice and
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: early at sixteen that this is a person not meant
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: for the earth.
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah. So he's looking at life in prison, but lock
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: them away.
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that also seems sort of kind A guy from
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: Texas is in big trouble after allegedly targeting open AI
• 27:49
  Speaker 8: CEO Sam Altman's house with a molotov cocktail. Cops say
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: it happened Friday when he tried to set fire at
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: Altman's gate and then just took off running.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Would you like the headline when I send that to you?
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Do you like the line to put on there?
• 28:01
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I put the headline as cocktail party at Sam Maltman's house.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: It's so funny you said that.
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: Because I was looking, I was like, why is this
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: headline that I got?
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: That's great?
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 28:15
  Speaker 8: So then after that, he apparently showed up at the
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: open AI headquarters and made threats to burn down the
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: building heard everyone inside. Investigators say he had written this
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: long rant about how he thinks AI is dangerous and.
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: Wipe out humanity.
• 28:29
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 28:29
  Speaker 8: He ended up getting arrested. And cops say they found
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: stuff tied to the attack along with that manifesto, so
• 28:33
  Speaker 8: he's looking at federal charges. Seven eleven announced that they're
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: going to be closing over six hundred and forty stores
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: across the country. But don't worry, it's not exactly what
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: you think. So they finally saw the light. They've decided
• 28:46
  Speaker 8: to step it up with this giant makeover.
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: So yes, okay, I think you're like this.
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: Seven eleven's are so gross and I go to them seventies.
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: I was going to say, they're so eighties.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Still I still go there. But compared to some of
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: the other things that you see out there, some of
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: the other options.
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: What they wanted exactly, that's what they're trying to do.
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: They want to be opening news stores that are like
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: BUCkies and Life.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Everything else is so much nicer, And then you go
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: into a seven eleven crap everywhere everything looks like.
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: Old and like just you know, not maintained. And if
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: you go to seven elevens around the world, there are
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: like a thousand times better.
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah really, Now, no shade on one of my new
• 29:29
  Speaker 8: favorite restaurants. But would you compare seven eleven to maybe
• 29:33
  Speaker 8: waffle House of like, you know, I'm saying it's one
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: of my favorite places.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: It's want to go in the waffle house, Like, it's clean,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: it has a you know clean I went to had
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: character but.
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's taste good cigarettes.
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, for.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: Sure, it's my favorite one for Lauderdale.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Only one.
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: I can only think of, like one bright clean seven eleven.
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: Is it in Tokyo?
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: No, it's it's not far from here. It's about like
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: ten minut it's from the radio station. That's the one.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's it. They're not known for that.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: The seven elevens I frequent. The employees are duds. You're
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: always angry. Yeah, most of the time, that's true. So
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: sorry that I'm here buying something. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: I was just at a quick trip in Phoenix.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: Love quick yeah, quick trip, all the quick trip BUCkies,
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: wah wah sheets, there's so many and then you get
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: to seven eleven. It's like a homeless shelter compared to
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: you know, all these other places.
• 30:33
  Speaker 8: But speaking of that, speaking of it being a homeless shelter,
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: on the outside, there's always a lot of loitering at
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: a seven eleven specifically.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: And again it hasn't kept me from going there. I
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: still go there, but it's like, why can't you be nicer?
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right in every way? Every way?
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah better.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: So that's good.
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a good thing.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: So they're renovating almost seven hundred locations.
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: Pretty much, and you know, they want to do like
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: the hot food and you know, do you know, make
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: it more BUCkies.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: The foods that are not just un rollings. Yeah, exactly
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: to order stuff.
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: Right, taketos and hot dogs.
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: And finally, the twenty twenty six Rock and Roll Hall
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: of Fame induction ceremony that's gonna be held in November,
• 31:08
  Speaker 8: and we just found out who made the cut and
• 31:10
  Speaker 8: again rock and Roll Hall of Fame, we got to
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: change that name. We got Luther Vandros, Wu Tang Clan,
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: and Oasis. They're headliners this year and they'll be joined
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: by Phil Collins, Billy Idol, Iron, Maiden, Joy Division, New Order,
• 31:23
  Speaker 8: and more, including Rick Rubin and Talk show host ed
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: Sullivan ah for his contribution that his show made to
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: the growth of rock and roll and music impacted culture.
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: If you were on the show, you made it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: Appearance in the United States. Always hear that.
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: Margandina, who Ed Sullivan is Yeah, oh sweet.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: I feel like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: inductees is a weekly thing.
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we do get this news a lot.
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: And the only person that I can think of that
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: respects the fact that it's called the Rock and Roll
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: Hall of Fame is Her Highness Dolly Partner because she
• 32:00
  Speaker 8: said I shouldn't be here, it's the wrong genre and
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: then attempted, God bless her heart to make a rock
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: album adorable.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's just a it's just a right
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: at this point, I think that that ship sailed long ago.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: The Rock and Hall of Fame is just it's just
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: the name of something already.
• 32:20
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: For the people that run it, they say that everything
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: was based on rock. So that's why, like every genre, Yeah,
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: every genre, Like I mean, like if you look like
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: hip hop, it's a lot of Yeah, it's a lot
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: of sampling of music, rock music and things.
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: Okay, I could see that. Well that's what's going on.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Whenning, I thank you very much, Gina grad MENACE's secret.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Game, the hell is it? What that's all about? What
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: does it entail?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: I saw he was doing something with the wheel over there.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: It's turned around.
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the wheel we can't see what it was.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: Y's on it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: Although I don't see any bags of food or anything.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Yeah right, I don't see big piles
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: of cash or cars to win.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so, I mean, I don't know.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: We'll see MENACE's Secret Game next on The Woody Show.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: Hang up, would it be considered a preservative genetically.
• 33:08
  Speaker 14: Modified genetically modified menace origin?
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Maybe?
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly what the show's embecile, he's our missile.
• 33:22
  Speaker 11: Now.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know anything about this game.
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we have art.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: We tell you if you have a weekly meeting, the
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: pitch ideas.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Hey, what should we do next week?
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: On the show, and Mena said he had a quote
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: secret game.
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: I do that's it because I didn't want anybody to
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: prepare for it, because you can't prepare for it.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Oh really yes, all right, so it's called MENACE's Secret Game.
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: Okay, well feel the actual name now?
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Sure?
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah? The actual name is log In or Die now,
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: log in or Die Now. I was inspired by the
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: theo Von podcast as he was kind of shooting around
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: this idea, and I was like, you know what, that
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: is a good idea. We should actually do it. Now,
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: log in our die this is how it's gonna be played.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: So I'm gonna tell you something to log into and
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: you have to log in within fifteen to twenty five seconds.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: But what do you mean log in like set up
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: an account?
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, I'm gonna throw out a website that
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: I know that you have a log in for, and
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: you're gonna have to log into that website within twenty five.
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: Shit, I'm gonna get locked out of Get my phone
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: so I.
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: Can get two factor out of there. Yeah, So I
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: looked up on AI that how long it should take
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: you to actually log in, and it said fifteen to
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: thirty seconds. But I'm only going to give you twenty
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: five seconds, so because you're if it takes you thirty seconds,
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: then you're pretty much a dummy, So it should take
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: you less time than that. So I gave you twenty five.
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you, I will get locked out of everything
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: if I try.
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: Can we log in on our phone or is this
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: on a laptop? It has to be on a laptop
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: on a desktop, so I have any passwords in there?
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Well, that's why that's that's cheating.
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: How's that cheating?
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Because I would never most of the time, I'm not
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: even using the laptop for like, if I'm logging this stuff,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: it's all like through apps or whatever on my face idea.
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well you should know the log in too, all right.
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: Certain somebody who doesn't use face ID.
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: It's called log in or die, log in or die. Okay,
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: it's on your laptop only only. And if you do
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: not log in within twenty five seconds, then you have
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: to spin the wheel of death. Oh no, and the
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: wheel everything on the wheel of death. I have done myself.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Now the wheels. I've noticed the wheels turned around around?
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Do we turn it around yet?
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: Or if you want to turn around now? We can
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: either I'm gonna throw it out there. Either somebody can
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: volunteer to go first, or we can pick somebody from.
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: A hat or like, oh, I thought we all do
• 35:50
  Speaker 7: it in the last person to just do that.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: Everybody wants pick a pick a sight.
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: We off to try tool to the last person to
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: log in. Yeah, spin the wheel.
• 35:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, this is meant game.
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that kind of complicates things. So anybody want to
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: volunteer first? Or do I need to pick all I
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: to go? Okay, all right, cool, So on the wheel
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: of death, we have cocaine hot sauce. This is where
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: you'll snort some hot sauce like cocaine. The hot sauce
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: is Devil's Canyon, or you can get kim chia chili shots,
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: so you'll take a shot of kim chi chili. The
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: third one is electrified, so we have the game lightning reaction,
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: but you have to do it on max capacity. The
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: other one is Cinnamon Scoop, you little little little Scoopa Sentiament,
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: and then the last one is Second Life. So if
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: you land on Second Life, you get a pass so
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: you could actually get out of doing anything for is
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: log in and be good.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, ready, let.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: Me make sure. Now the first one you're gonna have
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: to log into just well, just one, okay, is going
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: to be Instagram. Now I want to make sure you
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: logged out.
• 37:12
  Speaker 9: Wait, hold on, I gotta log off. Yeah, I'm gonna
• 37:15
  Speaker 9: log in. Hold on, so yeah, sure you logged out.
• 37:17
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna profile and I have some audio in our
• 37:19
  Speaker 9: folder that will be the countdown.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: Remove from the browser. That's gonna make it harder, all right,
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: I guess bank taban tab Okay, you can say you
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: can watch me. So when he starts playing the audio.
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: That's when we started.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: All right, alright, ready it's set. I think you can
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: do it. All right, there's.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: Seconds spinning, security counts.
• 37:49
  Speaker 15: You're gonna counting seconds, ten seconds, spinnying, five second.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: Come on, yes, I'm in.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: The wheel of death. Loser.
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: It made good job I did it was it was
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: it was spinnying.
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: I was logged in, but there was still it didn't
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: show me the page buffering.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Our WiFi is bad.
• 38:21
  Speaker 16: Okay, So here's the thing is is his passwords still
• 38:24
  Speaker 16: automatically popped up. Did you guys see him ever type
• 38:26
  Speaker 16: anything in No, because he didn't type.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: It didn't say anything about that's.
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: Supposed to be.
• 38:32
  Speaker 7: That's why you want to make sure he was.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: No. But like that's the thing with the laptop. It
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: saved your passwords, right.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: I understand, But that's not how the game was supposed
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: to work. He's supposed to.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. Like a lot of times with
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: the passwords, it's like these generated ones.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: If I was a password man, you're supposed to be
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: fully logged out. I don't understand what understand opt for.
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: The crazy RANDO long forty two character thing they.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Give the top save your passwords. So like when you
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: log in, even if you're fully logged out, which I did,
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: and you click on use your name, it'll populate it
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: and then you just hit log in. And if there's
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: a two factor off, which I did, right, right, that's
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: the part that you'll get. That's the part that said
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: that is because otherwise, like every website has a different password.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Who's going to go next?
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: We'll go next. I guess I will confusing. I know
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna spin the wheel. I don't know any passwords
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: at all.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, you don't know, So how do you log into stuf?
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: Just on my phone? It's there?
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, all right, Greg volunteering. I love it from Greg.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: I have my phone right here.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: We don't know. I'm gonna we're gonna find out.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: So you may need your phone to get the password.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah right, doubtful.
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, Greg, you ready to start? No, but you're
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: going to have to log into your Twitter account.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna spin the wheel. I think I just go
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: through the motion.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: Okay, here you go play that.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't even know. I go to Twitter dot com
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: on Twitter.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: Either or ex or Twitter dot com will work. Okay, ready, wait,
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: hold on you gotta play the play the audio.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Wait is he already on?
• 40:13
  Speaker 12: Hold on?
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I went to, well, hold on, don't touch it. You
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: got to have a he has to have a blank,
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: blank browser page.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: Right, it's right, Okay, here we go. It's says, sign
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: in a.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Here we go, one, two, three, go.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: Twenty seconds passport click forgot He can use his his
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: phone to look at the passer.
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: Right, we want ten seconds.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: I knew when the game started. I don't know the
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: last time I used Twitter.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I loser, loser. Okay, all right, you forgot password.
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: That's yeah, that's pressure time.
• 41:00
  Speaker 6: All right, Greg, spind the wheel?
• 41:05
  Speaker 17: All right, let's see which one would you at least
• 41:17
  Speaker 17: like to get, Greg Cinnamon Cinnamon.
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what you should have named that is
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: call it past the Spin where you're gonna you could.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: Give that spin to somebody else.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: This is MENACE's secret game. And what we're gonna do
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: is we're gonna take a quick break and then we'll
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: come back and somebody else will get the plays, okay,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: and spind the wheel and then and during the break
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: we'll we'll talk about specifically the rules, okay, and exactly
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: because you're you're right, like if the passwords already in
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: the computer.
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: You have to be completely logged out. I don't know
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: how many times this thing has.
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: To go again.
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: I was completely looked.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: We're gonna figure this, I think mensa the one who
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: doesn't understand what we're talking about.
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like if I have a password manager, what would that?
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: I'll give you.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: I'll give you a perfect example. I can go to
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: this website here, menace, Look, just just loaded it up right,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: and the browser, even though I'm logged out of this website,
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: it automatically will populate my user name and my password here.
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: Okay, I mean more, you keep laughing. I don't know.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: Do you know another way?
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Technically Gina should be logging in on my computer? Right? Yeah,
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: for example, that's going to be like the mega blank.
• 42:30
  Speaker 11: There you go.
• 42:31
  Speaker 7: You just don't want the password to populate.
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: Right, But that's not up to us. So like saying,
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: we have to use somebody else. So do we all understand?
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: We get it now?
• 42:41
  Speaker 9: The question would be, though, let's say you have one
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: of these giant, yanky passwords. Are you just you just
• 42:45
  Speaker 9: lose automatically?
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: Well, then you password or do something? Good luck figure
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: it out.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Taken out there's no way you're doing that in twenty
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: five seconds. We're going to come back with round number
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: two of MENACE's Secret Game.
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: You here now now is all right?
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: So I think we're clear on what we're doing here
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: now with MENACE's Secret Game. So he saw something on
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: the Theovonne podcast and logging into a website not on
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: your own computer that has your password already saved in
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: your passwords key chains changed the game. Right, So anyway,
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: that's that's the that's the goal. And Menace claims that
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: you know, according to AI and according to what you
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: you should be able to do this in fifteen seconds.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: Fifteen to thirty seconds, So you're getting twenty five seconds.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: So we're getting twenty five seconds. But he said, even
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: if it's a reset a password, which that's the part
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: of the Mike, there's no way you can get a
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: password reset and then logged in in that amount of time.
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: We are all agreement. I'm that, Yeah, you know you're.
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: Logging a password manager.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: You have to look up your passwords for things like yeah,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: I do, right.
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: But I do that on purpose. We've gone over that
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: one hundred times.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Right, But that's what I'm saying. Would you be able
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: would you be able to log in on something you think.
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: Honestly like a couple of sites, not all of them.
• 44:13
  Speaker 9: So plus if you, let's say you're totally wiped off,
• 44:15
  Speaker 9: you're at a totally new browser. Not to get my
• 44:17
  Speaker 9: new password, I then have to log back into my email,
• 44:20
  Speaker 9: which means I have to log into a second site.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Yea, that is true, even to get into my Gmail.
• 44:27
  Speaker 16: Now.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Every time on my own laptop and I I go,
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: remember this device or remember this whatever, it still says
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: when I go to I put the password in, it's
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: the correct password. Goes now open up YouTube and its yep,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: it's me.
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, why.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Who's going to go next?
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: I'll go all right, all right, Gina?
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, ja, Okay, I.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Just want to spend.
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: All right, you got to use a different computer.
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: I'm the only one that's different computer. Okay, fine, Oh
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: my goodness, here we go.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: All right, You're gonna have to log into your Amazon account.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, okay Amazon, I one two three, go.
• 45:15
  Speaker 7: Alright, she's putting in my email.
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: Twenty seconds.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Amazon, I'm the extra screws.
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: It's like, hold on god, yeah, this is too fast.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Seconds because yeah, yeah, here's the thing because even with Amazon,
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: because I know I was literally.
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: Putting in my own password and it's I don't know
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: about time.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because with Amazon in particular, I so mine through my.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Wife's yea email, right through somebody else.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: And it's the same thing I just said with the
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: other thing is like, I go, remember the it says
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: to me O t pea code.
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: To get it exactly.
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: That's the exact reason there's no spin, go ahead and
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: spend all right, here we go.
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: She should have got a handicap for her nails.
• 46:09
  Speaker 7: It's difficult to type.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it.
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: I'm also I'm also curious who owns her Amazon account.
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: Wheel of Death.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm convinced. I'm convinced it's just impossible, even if
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: you had the uh oh kim cheese chili shot, the
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: kim chi chili shad.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: By the way, I'm I'm convinced that it's impossible in
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: that time.
• 46:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's so far, It's okay. Anyone who's done it
• 46:37
  Speaker 7: correctly hasn't even come close.
• 46:38
  Speaker 9: I just tested my Amazon login. This is the weirdest thing.
• 46:41
  Speaker 9: It asked me to confirm my Amazon login by using
• 46:45
  Speaker 9: my phone unlock screen code.
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: Oh, how does it know your phone on Locke? I'll
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: do it again, and that's legit. That's what just happened
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: to me. And I'm like, what the why would you
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: know that? And I just did it and it worked. Yeah,
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: what I'm gonna do?
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: That seems like that seems like the guys to call
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: you and say we're gonna need the last four digits
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: you're social Security number? And good Walmart, there's your Walmart mesas,
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: go get a gift card and send it to us.
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: All right, So that's that's pretty good.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: World's biggest shot.
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: That's not happening like one.
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: A full shot is just one, two, three four, So.
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: I've never done a full shot of anything.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's I can't do this.
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: I'll taste it.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: Though, Yeah all right, oh yeah that's a good I
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: don't think I can do that.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: And what what are you drinking out of Cowboy boot
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: shot glass.
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: Sport?
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: But this game is impossible?
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Oh god, I think I just want someone to drink
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: kim chi chili's.
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: It does smell good and I'm gonna am I gonna
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: ish my I think this.
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: Is probably the easiest one.
• 47:52
  Speaker 12: Here we go on the count three one up, two,
• 47:56
  Speaker 12: three god, yeah, oh god, more.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Is it like, what's the.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: What's the taste? Yeah?
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: Your heads shaking.
• 48:16
  Speaker 7: It's very vinegar forward, okay, and it's very spice.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: I don't vinegar forward.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: And you're wondering why she's shaking her head.
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: It takes bad.
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: This is really hard to drink. There's like chunks.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: That's I think that's plenty.
• 48:36
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to play the game.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: Terrible. Oh man, wow, good job though.
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: My god, that's crazy.
• 48:52
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna crap my pants.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: All Menace, it's your game. You're the one who decided
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: twenty five seconds and you're saying it should be you know,
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: plenty of time. Do you want to try it?
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: I'm down. I say I can use Grace's computer. Use computer?
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: Can you tell me which?
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: All right? Which website?
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: Do you think he has an Etsy account?
• 49:14
  Speaker 12: Uh?
• 49:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think he might, or like a snapchat.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: I am so convinced that it's impossible to get to
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna give him something that's pretty easy.
• 49:24
  Speaker 7: Well, you're right, it's just dude, did you memorize your
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: pass order?
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: Didn't you?
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: Sky? Yeah? All right?
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Menace, I want you to and this is it's something
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: that he uses all the time.
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, door dash.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Every day, door.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Dash, all right, Yeah, he'd be knowing because he'd be
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: ordering all kind of random suff even when he's drunk
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: and high on the daily. Alright, ready, yes, door dash,
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: do you let me know when you're ready to.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: Uh to go?
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: All right, you're on Greg's computer. Ready, Okay, here we go,
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: all right on the count of three, one, two three.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: He's cooking. He just cooks. Sign in, he's not loading.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: Seconds taking him a minute to type his email in?
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: There is he gonna get high for he hasn't goropped
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: me an email yet in seconds?
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: Second error on the emails, seconds on the email, that loser.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: People who can't do that are idiots, so dumb.
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: I could even type in my own pass. I mean,
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: I couldn't type in my own email.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: And you're thinking you're going to reset a password in
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: that time?
• 50:41
  Speaker 17: Yeah?
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: There we go, all right, wheel Yeah, we only have
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: time for the one spin anyway, all right, here we
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: go one I spin.
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: Like exactly like, ye, now.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Menace, which of all those because you're the one like
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: which one would you least one.
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: Probably knows?
• 51:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: Pass up.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: On second life.
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: You guys are pussing did not check it again?
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, no, no, it landed on a different papor. Okay,
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: so he didn't put the papers correctly on there, No idiot, Okay, yeah, okay,
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: lucky dog. That's just the way that works.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, right, that's an it's a secret game.
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: Oh my god.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how are you feeling?
• 51:39
  Speaker 7: I'm okay right now, bubble gutsy. But it doesn't taste better.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: I just have a lot of happen.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Don't people drink that kind of crap for weight loss?
• 51:46
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't know, I would it.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: No, it's apple cider, vinegar, vinegar.
• 51:51
  Speaker 7: This is kim cheese sauce.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: Gotcha. It's fanciest from Ratings come out every week and
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: they're not good or good enough.
• 51:58
  Speaker 11: The review that.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: We were in two another new hour. It's insensitivity training
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: for a politically correct world. Money is Woody, That is
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: great glory.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: We got Menace, Gina grad is here, We've got Sea Bass,
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: We've got.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Sammy Morgan is here. Phones are open eight seven seven
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: forty four. Woody set us a text over to two
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: to nine eight seven. Yeah, just looking at the text.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: People are people are punchy.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: Today a weird day.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: So it says sucks, won't do glory whole challenge, won't
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: take a shot, which she took the shot, and then
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: she's also done the Glory Hull challenge. Not once she's
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: done it twice. She got clam juice sped on into
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: the last one. Yeah, but then the very but then
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: the very next text that came in and said, shout
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: out to Gina for participating.
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: What the witch is it?
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a it's weird and you guys, you
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: guys all agree, like on the text, it's a really
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: weird very.
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: It's a very.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: There's a very strange energy on the text. Today happens.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: It's like a full moon fever or something that's so.
• 53:02
  Speaker 10: Weird retrograde Sammy, Yeah.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: But that would be for technology stuff going haywire.
• 53:08
  Speaker 11: Like.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a story thirty five year old guy,
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: he was working at a restaurant in Pennsylvania. He clocked
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: in for work. He had been there for less than
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: a minute and was already complaining that he was doing
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: other people's work. So it was that kind of day
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: around this place too. He targeted on this one specific
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: co worker and said, I've had enough. I'm going to
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: punch him in the face. He said that out loud.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: The coworker responded with I'm right here, and that's when
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: he received a punch of the face.
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: The guy hit him with several punches, and just for
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: good measure, he found out his co worker's wife was
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: also working, so he punched her too. Yeah, Copture called
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: and this guy aggravated his salt like he.
• 53:52
  Speaker 7: Came in looking for a fight.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you were there.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: You were there for thirty seconds.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was another one.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: A pair of guys got into a fight with one
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: another at a grocery store in Minneapolis. The argument didn't
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: come over any kind of parking spot or anything like that.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: It was from this person cutting the other person off
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: in line at the Pokemon card machine. One guy accused
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: the other of cutting, and that's when they started throwing
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: hands at each other, no cutting. Things boiled over to
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: the point where one of the guy pulled out a
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: gun and shot the other one were cutting him line
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: at the Pokemon card machine. What a bunch of dorks.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: It shooting happened in the parking lot, so you know,
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: nobody else was hurt.
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: That's good.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: But the cops, they say the whole reason for the
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: incident is totally ridiculous. Yeah, you think, because neither of
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: the guys actually stole anything from each other. It was
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: just a cutting in line. Just as the victim was
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: taken to the hospital expect to be fine, the shooter,
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: meanwhile arrest had taken to jail. What a dumb reason
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: to go to jail.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: Can you imagine, like such a loser, as an adult man,
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: getting into a physical fight.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: About anything about anything short of defending like yourself from
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: physical harm, like during an armed robbery or something like
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: self defense, but.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: Like arguing over a parking spot or something at a
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: Pokemon card.
• 55:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they'd be humiliating.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, eight seven seven forty four Wooding, I can see
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Tyler doing it.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: Tyler, when's the last physical fight? Yeah?
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, have you ever been in a
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: physical fight, like a fist fight? Yeah, I've been into
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: both with my brothers. Oh, your brothers just don't count.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: That kind of makes sense.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean we punched each other in the face.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: No, No, but those I feel like that. I feel
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: like sibling stuff doesn't count. I'm talking about like out
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: in the streets, you know, just like the other kids,
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: or you know, as an.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: Adult on the bus.
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: I mean, I would think there's less resistance though there's
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: like full anger towards your brothers, right, So yeah.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: I hold that this is someone like you've grown up with.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: There's just you know, you guys go out at it.
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: You just fight each other.
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: Did anyone bleed?
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: I think he did a little bit, right, But never
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: like Tyler.
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, never in school ten years ago, yeah, ten years
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: ago an adult.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't even remember why we were fighting. We
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: just started throwing hands and you know, it happens. It
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: was probably over a sandwich, but never a bar fight
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: or anything like that.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, you know what, Tyler doesn't really come
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: off as the guy that's going to get into a
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: fight in the streets.
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: No, he doesn't know, because people in the streets are stupid.
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well they fight only as the people that he knows. Yeah,
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: but I was like, I did, okay, legit. Question, you
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: have five brothers. Did you guys ever fight over food?
• 56:37
  Speaker 11: No?
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: No, no, really no, it was plenty to go around. Yeah,
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: there was usually plenty to go around, but now, never
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: fight over food.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: It's just a fight over whatever other random stuff.
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: We had.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: See my cousin and I we would fight, you know,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: when we were kids. But it was like we were
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: playing Mike Tyson's Punch Out or some other kind of
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: video game, or doing some other dumb made up game
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: that you know. Do you ever do those games where
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: you make it up, like you have your own new
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: game that you've invented. Yeah, yeah, all right, Well we're
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: gonna use the couch. That's gonna be the whatever, like
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: almost like a net. We're gonna take this ball or whatever,
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: and we're gonna volume it over.
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you come up some dumb game, Well no, you cheated.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Well we just made the game up. Yes, but the
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: next thing, you know, we were like punching each other
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: and fighting.
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: It's kind of like The Wood Show.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: Now that's start right at the beginning of the game. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: which implies games are supposed to be fun.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, eight seven four. You could text us over to
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: two two nine eight seven.
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Plenty of people are are super cool on the text.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: It just there's a few people today, I guess more.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: So than than what we nor. There's always at least one.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, just for whatever reason, man, there's just
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: to be be careful out there today. Yeah, there's there's
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: some weird energy out there.
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: Today, guys.
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: I think they got hemorrhoids or something.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: So just you know, before you common side effect, Yeah,
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: before you decide to engage. I guess, like, just take
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: a deep breath and go. You know, is this the
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: person who's gonna lose it?
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: True?
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Because that energy is definitely palpable?
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: Use big words?
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: What's that? Why? Try?
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Just it's noticeable.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: It's a word I've said a billion times. That's a
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: word I've said a billion times. But in the moment
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: that I need it, can't do it.
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: I feel idiots.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: I know the word all the time.
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: You use palpable. Yeah, imminent, Like it's like something you
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: know I'm going to start using.
• 58:39
  Speaker 11: I like it.
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: It's good.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good words. The tension is palpable.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: Speaking of tension, I have some uh, some audio clips
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: that people have been talking about this woman. She's she's
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: been in the news recently. She's involved in a in
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: a scandal. She's now being investigated by her employee. And
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: I have some clips and I'm like, what is this
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: chick doing? Okay, so, uh, this chick she is she
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: has been all over the news.
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: So you know who Mike rabel is, Yes, the head
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: coach of.
• 59:23
  Speaker 16: The New England Patriots.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: Okay, good, look at that. Good.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: I'm glad she's finally committed that to memory. Anyway, so
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: he was caught up because some photos happened where he
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: was holding hands with this chick, Diana, who is Uh,
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: she's a she's a reporter. She reports in the NFL.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: I believe for the athletic is who her employer is,
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: because now the athletic is looking into her. Oh, because
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, like if you're you know, your sports media,
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: they don't really want the reporters, you know, having right
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: with the coaches, interesting, getting getting in you know, getting
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: into relationships or whatever with with players or whatever, because
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: it could compromise, right, Okay, so they're looking I mean, whatever,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: do I really care? Mike Crable's married and you know
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: she's married. That part that's between them and their spouses.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: I don't like it. I don'tan I don't like the
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: idea of anybody cheating. I think, just be the bigger
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: person and if you don't want to be with that
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: person anymore to the point you're going to be straying
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: and whatever, just get divorced. Break up, don't don't don't
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: have a boyfriend or a girlfriend anymore, a husband or
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: a wife.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Just just break up and move on. You get married then,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: right now, that's.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: That's the question I'm wondering. I saw these clips pop up,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: and let me pull up to the clips here again.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: So Diana Rassini, she does a lot of the talking
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: head stuff on all the different sports talk shows, talking
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: football obviously, right, So she comes on the on the
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: programs and she's talking about, you know, what's going on
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: in the NFL, and you her report. Now, she also
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: shares a lot of information and she loves ripping on
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: her husband.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: Really.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, now this is this again.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: This is the chick that was uh that was photographed
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: with Mike Rabel Okay, dianatersting. So this was I'll start
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: with this clip because it kind of unfolds right and
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: you're like, man, what is good? Like this chick is
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: totally cheating on this dude. Oh no, all right, So
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: here's here's one from right around Super Bowl time.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: Super Bowl.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 10: No, I just think to Miami, I haven't even told
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 10: my husband because it's just I had that much fun.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: It was not like that.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: He was he would judge the kind of partying I
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: was doing.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: I just remember being down there actually like it was
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: my last day on her Okay, So.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: She's putting it out.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: There's no real secret here, but also like she is
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: putting that energy out, like.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: How she wants to be known.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 14: What's guys, I told your producer that I want to
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 14: be introduced now. I don't want to be inside or
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 14: I don't want to be Scoot City podcast host. I
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 14: just want to be milk, just straight up milk.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, so that it wants to be known as mill.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: This chick's pretty wide, right, all right? So then, uh,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: this is another the clip. There's just a ton of them.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: So there's another clip where she hates her husband.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 18: When men propose that's their wedding day. Like that's when
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 18: you guys are all in. It's not really all in
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 18: for us yet, all.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Right now, So let me ask the ladies in the room.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Do you think that would be true for most women? Know?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: I think yes, she's saying.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: Because she she's saying, I.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 8: Kind of get where the guy does all the planning
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: for the proposal, and a lot of times a woman
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 8: does all the planning for the wedding.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Is that what she's saying, she's saying that the guy
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: is totally all in on the relationship with the engagement,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: and that the guys that the woman's not all in
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: until the wedding day.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: I believe it. I hope you true.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 18: Men propose that's their wedding day, like that's when you
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 18: guys are all in. It's not really all in for
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 18: us yet. I think for women, the actual wedding day
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 18: is the moment.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 8: All right, So right, I mean I'm trying to squint
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 8: to understand what you're trying to say.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 16: I agree, because often too for the girl. I mean,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 16: it should be anyways, the engagement be a surprise. So
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 16: you're also not like really caught up to where the guys.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 8: What she's talking she's talking about if you're all in
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 8: on the relationship what I'm saying, I agree with her.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Sammy saying the same thing. But don't you think that
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: you are all in at the same time because I'm
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: engaged When you say yes, yes, that you're saying that
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: you're all.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: In, I'm all in engagement.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 16: Well, I think we should keep in mind I was divorced.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 16: With my experience, maybe that's not a good sign.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 18: So I mean, CAV was all down for I was
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 18: the one that was very skeptical.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: I was like, I don't know.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 18: The night before my wedding, I'm making calls and I
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 18: had a phone interview set up with Jimmy Garoppolo, and
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 18: I remember Jimmy was great. You made like a funny joke, like, hey,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 18: it's night before your wedding.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: You're sure you want to do this.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 18: I'm thinking, like, of all the people in my life
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 18: that I'm going to talk to the night before wedding,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 18: the one guy my mom wanted me to marry was
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 18: Jimmy Garoppolo.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: And he's calling me like this is a sign. Is
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 7: pretty cute.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 10: She's saying that as a married woman.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: Still wow, good day before her wedding. Yeah, the day
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: before her wedding.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 16: He should get a divorce or she wants one at least,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 16: like I agree with her because I am divorced.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: Okay, here is another clip.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: These are all different interviews at different times, different segments
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: She's what they call a spark plug man.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, Diana, he said this, And I think we
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 13: all do weird things when we're in love, and we
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 13: overshare and overpost and look he's getting married to a
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 13: beautiful actress.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: I'm married to someone average. I don't post a lot
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: about it. God, this guy.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 18: He's getting married to a beautiful actress?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: Was is he talking about?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Was she talking about Josh Allen Haley's time? Maybe maybe
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm married to someone average, I don't post a
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: lot about him.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 7: If I was married to soone beautiful, I don't repost.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 11: To do so.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: So this guy was playing this clip that she said
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: on a different show to then ask her about those
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: comments seeing.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: Nice photos of Diana's husband here for everyone to see,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 6: so you can make someone.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 13: And you know what the worst part is, he sent
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 13: me a text during that segment, not watching because he
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 13: actually works for a living, and he said.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 7: The lux ate be great on get ups. So the
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 7: guy's got a heart of gold. Here I am on
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: national TV killing him.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: I am so sorry.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 13: I need to really stop killing my husband on Television'
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 13: gonna be divorced by Christmas?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, So she mentions divorce a lot because she also
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: brought it.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: Up in a different class.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 13: You know who lets me know my marriage is falling apart,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 13: my mom, So that's oh does she yeah, you know
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 13: what I'm saying to.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: Think, he's got a girlfriend, and you know what, good
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: for him?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 16: He looks good, he's successful, His wife's never around.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: So this is her mom talking to her.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: She's from New York.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's imitating her mom saying like, oh, and you
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: know what, I think your husband's got another thing going on.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: You know what? Good for him?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: Because yeah, he's he's successful, he's good looking.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: His wife meaning you never around.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 7: Love this football thing, that's why he looks good. And
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: we're getting divorced at the end of the year, stop
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 7: breaking news. We've never been more disconnected in our lives.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 7: Messages look like two robots.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: Hello Hello, Yes, he insider in the in the divorce.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: Love you any of that?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 14: I love you, love you too.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: Give her this.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: She's hilarious. But this is not a good relationship.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 10: No, she's staying with him to use him, and he's.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: Obviously like some of these guys. Now I'm not speaking
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 6: for him, but some guys just feel like they can't
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: do better, so they just stick with it.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it might be one of those situations.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: You can tell.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: She is definitely the chick who at least believes that
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: she runs the house, like she wears the.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: Pants and she could get anything she wants and some
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: guys will just stick around with that.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody said, maybe her husband is just like a
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: high key cook and likes and likes being humiliated.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 7: Well, he came to the right place.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: He's leaving and they have kids.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: Well that could be the other thing too. It's like,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: all right, well, you know we got these kids are stuck.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 7: You guys stick around and watch your mother humiliate me
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 7: on a daily basis.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: She's good for you. That's a lot of clips.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: So is she doing something with Mike Rabel? I believe
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: most likely. Yes, sounds like was it what we really
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: thought when we saw those pictures?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 10: Yeah, probably save yourself.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 6: He's married too. Yeah, Rabel's married too, but you know
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: he's rable. He can do what she talks like.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 7: I don't think it's that shocking.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: He's not the one out here, you know, bagging on
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: his wife, right.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: He's just cheating.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 7: She's super funny though, and she really does not know
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 7: when to stop talking.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Diana Rassini, I want to be friends with her.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this you know what this seems like the kind of.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: Chick that Greg would be fast, the more noxious.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah fun in doses, couldn't be around her all the time.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tiring, But yeah, Greg loves himself a good, loud,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: obnoxious fruit fly.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: I do for sure.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: We're going to take a quick break. We got some
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: more Woodies show coming up for you. Next, I want
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: you to be thinking about your first world problems. I
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: want to do a round of first world problem that
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: sucks stories, which we haven't done in a while, long while,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: and we'll explain the way that works, because it has
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: been quite a while since we've done those. It was
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: super popular and then just one of those things we
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: gave arrest to for a while because it didn't want
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: it to get super played out. But there's a reason
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: why I'm doing it today, and I'll explain that when
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: we get back from the break eight seven seven forty four.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: What he don't call in yet, you can text in
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: if you like with your first world problems, because what
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: we do is we compare these little things you're making
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: a big deal out of. When you get some perspective,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: oh to some of these that sucks stories that are
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: out there, people that are having like some real bad stuff,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: and you go, wow, I'm really complaining about whatever dumb
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: thing it is that this is millions, like straight up, yeah,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: you guys are idiots. The show will be right back. Okay, Okay,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: I think I know what that is.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is the Woody Show.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: First world problems are silly ass little things that that
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: aren't irritating.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 11: It is.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: It's an irritation, of course, but in the grand scheme
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: of things, not that big a deal, and there's no
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: reason to lose your prity little.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: Hea over it.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: You know, lucky enough to have that problem. Yeah, it's
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: it's it's all good. It's it's all good. First world problem.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: I had a rental car and all I wanted to
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: do was get the radio to play the radio station
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: that I was looking for. And because some of these
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: infotainment systems are so weird, this one it had one button,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: the one that you pushed to turn it on and off.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: That's also the volume knob.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 6: That's it.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: That's it.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: It's the one. There's no other there's no home button,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: there's no other.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: Anything, and everything else's touchscreen.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Right, And so I'm like, dude, and you cannot see
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: there's nothing because once your Apple card play was connected,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: there was no way. There was no way to to
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: get to where it gives you the options for the
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: other selections of media AM, FM, everything, serious, XM, whatever
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: it would be.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, yeah, I'll drive in silence.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Things sucks.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 11: No, I was.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: I was stuck with my Apple car Play.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 11: But I was.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: I was in town for a meeting with this particular
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: radio station and I wanted to the station. I wanted
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: to hear the station so i'd have some you know
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: something kind of frame of reference and what was going on.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: Done like forget it. I know some of these cars.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: You think the manufacturers like that it's not complicate, O man.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 7: And I'm thinking, like, you'll distract them more? Will they're driving?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: That's that's the first thing I thought of. And I said, oh, well,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: you know, wouldn't this be great? Yeah, like if you're
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: if you know you're driving, and this is what causes
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: you to you're they're worried about me just holding my phone.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: But I'm supposed to figure this out. So I went online.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: I had to like google it, like how to get that?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: And it turns out that on that digital screen you
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: have to scroll over to where it has the car
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: manufacturer's own logo or app. Yeah, looking thing on there
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: like a you know, car play shows you all that
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: and you push that and that brings you to another
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: main screen. But it's mixed in with all your other icons.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 7: You wouldn't know that.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: It's it's so dumb that it works perfectly fine.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: How can we change it? All? But confused?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: But I got disproportionately upset by it.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: I get that, I get it. Yeah, I can envision
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: that too now.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: And then then you see other stories where you're like,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: oh damn, Like I I was, I was reading some
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: story and there was this guy. I think he had
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: just wasn't he I think he was just elected, he
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: had just won this. Yeah here it is newly elected
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: mayor of Nampa, Idaho. He was given a speech at
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: a town hall.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: He collapsed and died.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: The current mayor performed CPR couldn't say forty seven years old.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: Just one big day, yeah wow, just one Yeah. So
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: that sucks.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So I couldn't get to the station he
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: tasted victory and then yeah that couldn't listen to it
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: over the FM. Had to actually punch it in on
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app and listen to it through the app.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: Through, but you didn't drop dead. Yeah.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So anyway, it's that sucks day. Oh yeah, which
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: is why, for the first time in a long time,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: bringing back first world problem that sucks stories.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: So what we want you to do, yeah, so we
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: want What we want you to do is we want
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: you to call in with your first world problems or
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: text over with your first world problems, and then we
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: can we can compare it to one of the that
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: sucks stories.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: I have a nightmare first world problem.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 11: You do.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: I think you guys would think it's a that sucks
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: story though, But I allow myself one cheat day every
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: couple of weeks. And I ordered wings the other night,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: and we were so excited. We got the thirty piece
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: wings fries and then the celery and carrots on the side.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: Did it through Uber Eats and it arrived. We were
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: so excited. And they were boneless wings.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 7: We did not order boneless oh like big chicken nugget.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and we're like, I guess we're eating these.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: Big cheap man. You're that disappointed?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 16: I was.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: I hate almost really, Okay, that's a nightmare.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: Well, because they're not wings. They're not when you want
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: wings when you want wings, Those wontsi fight.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: When you have your heart set on wings want nugget.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is uh, that is absolutely true. He puts
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: the G in Garcia.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: So call sports with Jeff.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, Jeff g.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: What's going on? Good morning?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 6: What do you show? Let's start with our Dodgers.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: They beat the Mets last night for nothing.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: Curb was lifted at the ear to deep black Field.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: FAM's going back towards the cutgain.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Andy pa has continues that hot start, but the real
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: hero last night was Piccher. Justin Robeleski h sco sittings
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: from Justin Roloo. You love to see that Dodgers and
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Mets tonight again at the Stadium Healthcare Appreciation Night. You
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: can catch all the act on our sister station, AM
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: five to seventy LA Sports or on the free iHeartRadio app.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 6: Moving on to the Angels.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Their game last night versus the Yankees is an early
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: candidate for Game of the Year. Mike Trout and Aaron
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Judge traded home runs all night in the Bronx.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 5: Three run hover in the Angel bullpen.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, Aaron Judge and the Yankees got the last laugh
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Halo's bullpen melted down in the Yankees won same two
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: teams today at four h five w NBA Draft, UCLA dominated,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: just like they did in the ninety Lauren Betts, Gabby Howkez,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: and Kekey Rice drafted fourth, fifth, and sixth in the
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: first round. Altogether, the Bruins had a record six players
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: drafted last night. Congratulations and finally this morning. NFL hockey
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Kings won last night. They're in the Stanley Cup playoffs.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Ducks also clinched the playoffs five for the first time
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: since twenty eighteen thanks to a Sharks win. Both teams
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: played to night, Ducks in Minnesota at five and Kings
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: in Vancouver at seven.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: Jeff g And that's so cassports.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: All right, thank you very much.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, shoot a Woody show, First world problems, that sucks.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: What's your first world problem? Will compare it to one
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: of the that sucks stories, because it is that sucks day.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Why we're bringing it back again, Little small problems that
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: for whatever reason get blown up proportion in your own
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: mind and you get disproportionately angry about it. Let's see,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: let's go to Nathan now, if you want to call
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: in eight seven, seven, forty four woodies, share your first
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: world problem? Hey, what's up, Nathan?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 11: Hey, how's it going.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: We're doing great?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: All right, So what's your first world problem?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 11: Okay, So when I get to work, there's a million
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 11: different applications have to log into, which sucks. But the
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 11: ultimate burn is when you get the secondary code to
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 11: log in and you're going enter your code. Yeah, but
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 11: to find out that the cursor is not already in
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 11: the box, you have to go and click in the
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 11: box and then enter your code again.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 7: Done that, you're not looking Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 5: That two factor authentication thing, dude, I'm sucks.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: Sucks all right. How about this guy in Colorado? He
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: died in a car crash and it was in the
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: same intersection where his wife was killed in an accident
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: two years earlier.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: His wife died while she was out.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: For a run.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: And after that accident, the husband started attending all the
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: city council meetings trying to have a stoplight added, but
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: it hadn't happened, and so he was killed in a
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: two car accident last month, same intersection.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: That sucks. But Nathan, you're having problems with two factor authentications? Yeah,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: who whose problem? Would you rather have.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: Uh, my problem, your problem?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: See see see how that works. Yeah, all right, Nathan,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: glad we could help you out today. Thank you for
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: the call. Let's go to uh Christina. Hey, what's up?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: Christina?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 11: Hi?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: What do you show?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: How are you?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: You're doing great?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 6: So what what's your first world problem?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 11: Well, right before the holidays, I bought a lottery scratcher and.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: I won five thousand dollars.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 11: And I just did my taxes and I have to
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 11: pay two thousand backs.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: Two thousand on that.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 6: Don't worry, They're gonna put that money to good use.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 11: It was fun while it lasted.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: Wow, that's a huge chunk.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Oh no, never, I'm thinking of legal settlements. I don't
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: think you paid tax on legal I.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: Don't think so.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, lottery certainly do.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah, lottery certainly. Yeah.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, grateful but sad.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there there's a there's so many different,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: uh stories of perspective. Yeah, how about this one? A
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: family in Florida. They were out looking for a new
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: place to live because they lost their house and a fire.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: Nothing they did either. According to the report, that family
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: was sleeping the mom was woken up by some rustling
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: in the attic and then the breaker flipped, so they
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: want to go check that out, and as they got closer,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: they start smelling smoke. So the mom's now rushing everybody
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: out of the house. The fire department came, they did
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: what they could, but the house total loss. According to
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: the investigators, the fire started thanks to squirrels chewing through
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: some of the electrical wiring in the attic shorted them out.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: That's what sparked the fire. And so now they got
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: like a GoFundMe set up for the family. It's raised
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: over seven thousand dollars But I mean seven thousand dollars
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: compared to a whole house. I mean, dude, that sucks.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that'll get you a couple of things.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Christina, you're gonna have to pay some taxes
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: on some free money from the lottery. But yes, but
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: whose problem would you rather have?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: I would rather Haveline.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 11: I feel guilty for getting the three thousand that I got.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: All right, there you go.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: I'm glad we were able to help out.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Christina, I appreciate you listening to the day
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: the three thousand dollars win.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Like, why are people like why make why so
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 6: delicious for squirrels?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: You know exactly? Why are they coating them in a course?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, yeah. If you got a first world problem,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: eight seven seven forty four, Woody, that's eight seven seven
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: forty four, Woodies, I have a.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 7: Pretty crazy one.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 8: Uh yeah, it happened to me yesterday. I was actually
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 8: pulling into a parking spot to meet your wife, Woody
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 8: for lunch. I had been up since midnight the night before,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 8: I didn't sleep at all. And the second I pulled
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 8: in right on time, my front tire pops.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I heard about that.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 8: So my husband had to God love him, you had
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 8: to come and change and put on the spear while
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 8: I was eating lunch with your wife.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 7: And then I had to go something. Well he wanted
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 7: to do it, Why can do it?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 5: I'll do it.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 7: I'll do it myself. So and then I was exhausted.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 7: I was so tired, and then I had to go
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 7: get the tire change. Oh really tired, I think.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: So I just heard socks, I heard putt Yeah that sucks,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: and I heard you were asking about like why you
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: had to get too Yeah.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 7: I think I might have gotten scammed.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure you need to replace them in pairs
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: because otherwise it'll wear unevenly, so the new tire will
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: wear even faster.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 8: Because I felt like a fool, they you can't just
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 8: get one tire. I was like, I can't, So they
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 8: got I got to and then they moved the the
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 8: two back.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 7: To the frunt.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 6: Okay, you're rotating, but like, yeah, yeah, that's for real.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, see, let's go to a manual. Hey, what's up?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: Emmanual?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 11: What up?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: What you show?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 11: All?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 6: Right? What's up?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: First world problem?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: What do you got?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 11: So?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: I deal with having to send emails like throughout the
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: entire day, and there's times where I like, I think
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: I'm typing the email, but it's still like in the
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: inbox where you're selecting it and if you press like
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: a certain key like D, it'll delete it. If you
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: press Q, it'll like send it to archive. So I
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: end up pressing a bunch of keys thinking I'm typing.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: And then next thing, all these emails go into these
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: random folders or associated full dumb just say, sure, what
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: where the hell.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: Do I go to find his email?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 6: Now that's a fair question.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: I mean I get frustrated with our office email because
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: I know there's an email in there from a particular person.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: Let's say it's from Sammy, right, and I know the
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: information is there that I need, and so like, what
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: did I do? Where is this email?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 11: So?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: I know I didn't delete it, but for whatever reason,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: outlooks not showing it. So I do the search thing
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: at the top and I go Sammy Marino and it
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: should bring up all the emails from Sammy.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 6: I'm looking through there.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: Nothing nothing, nothing.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 6: If it's on mobile, forget about it. That never find
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 6: yet exactly what it is, what it's about, everything, you'll
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 6: never find it. Get on desktop takes half a secondary, right.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: So that's what I did on mobiles, So forget it.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 6: Microsoft outlooks, what is up with that?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: All right, well, Emmanuel, let's let's compare your story to
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: this one. This guy in Ohio, he was on the phone.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: With his wife. He was walking and talking.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: He's on his cell phone talking to the wife and
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: she asked him, Hey, can you meet me down at
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: the golf course, which was I guess, right down the road.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: So he agreed.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: On the way there, he lost his footing there where
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: he was walking, and he fell off this cliff and
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: into a ravine. Oh no, but there was there was
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: no path in, There was no path out to the guy.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: He was stuck, and he's yelling for help. He ended
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: up getting stuck there for four days, four days before
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: getting rescued. So he ended up with hypothermia, broken legs,
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: broken pelvis, a broken wrist. That sucks, Emmanuel, who's problem?
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: Would you rather have lost email versus lost email?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: I'll be so hungry, Emmanuel, Thank you so much for
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: the call.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 6: Appreciate you.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: Listen to the Woody Show. I have yourself a great day,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: but we're like a start eating. I think we're doing
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: the Lord's work. With this perspective, you.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 5: Know, for sure things turn around for everybody.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Mena's first world problem.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: Well, when I was saying at a house at the
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 6: Coachella Music Festival, I could easily walk into the festival
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 6: within five minutes, but since I only had a VIP
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 6: wristband and not a guest artist pass, I had to
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: take a different path, go around a gate, and it
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 6: took me fifteen minutes to walk into the Oh my god,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: And so that really sucks.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: Are you okay?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean I barely survived the walk, but dude,
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 6: you know. Meanwhile, people are like camping in their tents,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 6: are flying everywhere, but I had to walk in extra
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: ten minutes because I didn't have a certain pass.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Man sucks.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's all like Sonny and stuff.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: Uh you know who else had a problem at Coachella? Alex?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 6: Oh? Alex?
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 5: What's up? Alex?
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 6: Hey?
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: So what happened to you at Coachella? Which your first
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: world problem?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 15: Uh?
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 14: Well, my best friends and I went and on the
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 14: last day we decided to take a few substances drink
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 14: a little too much. And I want to say, I
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 14: remember probably one set out of the ten.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: That I thought you paid all that money and you
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: spent all that time.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: And now you don't remember any of it.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, it was your favorite part, stirring at the grass?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 6: What's the one set? Remember?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: Do you mind if we ask what kind of substance
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: you were you were partaking? Yeah?
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah you did.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: Is that one of your favorites?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: Gina?
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 7: It was a coach when I used to go.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you've done pretty much all of that.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 7: That's a great content.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: You feel beat up the next day, Oh my god.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: You're depleted.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: I'm still feeling it, okay, but it just out of curiosity.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: What kind of work do you do.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 14: Myself?
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like not heavy machinery, No, no, no, no.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 14: I I helped take care of a family member.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 6: That's fine, because of the wristband that you had, the
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 6: long walk you had.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's compare your Coachella first world problem
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: to this one Colorado Avalanche head coach. His name is
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: Jared Bender. He was taken to the hospital mid game
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: because he took a rogue puck to the face. It
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: happened during a u It happened during a game against
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: the Golden Knights cont toward the end of the game
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: third period, So the puck bounced off a stick and
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: then hit the guy right around the eye. He was
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: fully conscious taking to the hospital, but had a CT
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: scan because of the doctors had they dude several facial fractures,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: a corneil, and abrasion. And now he's expected to miss
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: the last few games of the regular season, but he
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: should be back on the bench just in time for
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: the playoffs. Or Yeah, dude, that sucks just sitting there
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: at the behind the bench. Yeah, So Alex, who's problem
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: would rather have?
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 14: Absolutely mine?
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: Exactly where is kind of cool?
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yours is funny.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Alex, thank you for the call. Appreciate
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: you listening to the Woody Show. Sam, do you have
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: a first world problem?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: I do so.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 16: By my house, there are no there's one quick drive
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 16: through car wash, and so I could never get my
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 16: car washed quickly because that one always has such a
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 16: long line because there's none around. Otherwise I have to
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 16: go somewhere else. Yeah, we have to sit and wait
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 16: a long time. I'm like, can I just get a
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 16: quick car wash?
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 7: I'm certainly not gonna wash it myself.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: I'm with you me either.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 6: Some of those car washes will take like forty five minutes.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know what, So this is a first
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: world problem, slash brag like sea bats. In fact, I
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: had that same issue where like I've found that taking
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: it to the car wash was taking way too long
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: and I don't talk a good job. Why is this forever?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: So now I got one of those services that come
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: to your house because that was taken too long.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 5: Just do that, Okay, absolutely not, that's a waste of
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 5: my time.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 6: You can come to my house.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you for your first world problems, everybody. We
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: appreciate that hopefully everybody else just by listening in on
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: some of those stories, especially that guy in the ravine.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: Imagine getting stuck there four days, eyebone. God, hopefully that
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: gave you the perspective that you need. All right, so
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: minutes check it out. What who says we can't set
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: world records or become athletes?
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm always down to try to set a record,
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 6: all right.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: So first we'll start with this guy who won the
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: fifty K Taco Bell Ultra Marathon.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 6: Okay, now, okay, I've heard about this thing.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 5: You heard about this.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 6: I would I would totally die. There's no way I can.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: So this this kind of reminds me of one of
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: those challenges, almost.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 6: Like the nine nine to nine, you know, nine beers.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: This one is okay. So this guy, Aiden Baker is
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: his name. He's the winner of the first ever San
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: Diego fifty K Taco Bell Ultra Marathon. So the race
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: course featured eight Taco Bell locations. Each one had to
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: be visited and employees had to be thanked. While each location,
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: one menu item had to be ordered and eaten, and
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: each runner was provided a plastic bag for rappers. As
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: proof by Taco Bell stopped number three. Runners had to
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: have ingested at least one Chiloopa or crunch Wrap Supreme
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: Lucky by Taco Bell. Number six. Runners had to have
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: had ingested at least one Burrito Supreme, Nacho's Bell Grande,
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: or whichever of the Chiloopa crunch wrap thing that had
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: not been eaten previously. Runners had ten hours to finish
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: the entire fifty k course. Drinks inside items did not
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: count as food items, only entrees. On the ladies side,
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: Claire Marion was.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 5: The was the winner. Surprised anybody even finished one.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: I mean it sounds fun, but also sounds like that's
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: the quickest way to barf.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, ten hours is not long enough. Yeah.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: A group of eight people in Utah they set a
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: new Guinness World Record for the most fast food visits
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: in a twenty four hour period. While on foot, they
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: ran all over the Salt Lake City area, and they
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: built a map so people could follow along the journey
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: by the end of it. The trick with this challenge
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: wasn't being able to do it in the fastest time,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: but rather they had to collect the most receipts from
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: every restaurant visited and eat every order that they bought.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: So the previous record was one hundred and fifty fast
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: food spots, and in order to beat that record, they
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: made the smallest order possible at every place they stopped.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 2: So I'll give you an example. At one spot they
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: ordered just a pickle, and at another they ordered a
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: tub of guacamole.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 6: Okay, wow.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: They said that the record was about creating an adventure
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: in their own backyard, and they did that. They they
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: broke the record one hundred and seventy six fast food
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: stops in twenty four hours.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 8: You know what, not to sound like an old lady,
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 8: but like beats sitting on the couch playing video games,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 8: you know, like, might as well do something fun.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean that's still even if you just
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: get like a pickle here, a thing at guacamole, have
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: to you get it's something At each place one hundred
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: and seventy six, they'll fill up.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I didn't know you could order a pickle.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: I think sometimes you go to like a deli kind
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: of place and they have that big giant jar that's
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: sitting on.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 6: The counterlea, those were good. Did like eighteen taco bells
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 6: within two hours.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, long time ago. Yeah.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but the one hundred and fifty fast foods and
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 6: twenty four hours I'm down. Yeah, I'm down and try it.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: See so we could be an athlete world records be
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: in the book. It's a woody show, all right.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody, somebody on the text said, yeah, there's definitely
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: something going on I agreed with the with the energy
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: out there today. What you guys are right talking about
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: a crappy day. My boss is up my ass because
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: YouTube TV on his shiny gulf Stream G five fifty
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: wasn't working Sunday during his trip to New York's wonder
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: and he wanted to watch the Masters. He doesn't fly
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: back until Friday.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 5: And he's but hurt about it.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I get it.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: That's a combination of there's a weird energy out there
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 2: on this Tuesday for whatever reason. We're seeing it a
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: lot in the text of just people being kind of like, uh,
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: they're they're they're, yeah, they're they're chirping a lot. And
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: then also the first world problem. Now that's a first
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 2: world problem. You have a shiny gulf Stream G five
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: fifty private jet. That's a that's a badass plane. But
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: your YouTube TV ain't working, so you can watch the master.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: I would probably scrap that plane, I.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: Know, yeah, I would totally get rid of it.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I rather get that. What's it called a bomber
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 6: or something like that? What the other one, the other
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 6: private jet isn't isn't it Carollably like a Global?
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Global?
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 5: Like Global? I rather go with that.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you rather have that?
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll be sad that golf one.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe time to upgrade, dude. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty weak.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 2: You can hit us up text in send your text
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: over to two two nine eight seventy. This is an
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  Speaker 2: agree or disagree?
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  Speaker 5: All right, I have this clip. I may find the
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  Speaker 5: clip here first.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So this new study finds that weight loss
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: drugs are leading to more people getting divorced.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, because they're all hot, they got more options.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: According to the numbers, more than four teen percent of
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  Speaker 2: people divorce their spouse within six years of losing significant weight.
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  Speaker 2: To add on to that, those who underwent rapid weight
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  Speaker 2: loss are twice as likely to divorce as opposed to
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  Speaker 2: the average person.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, if it's a stat, it's a stat. Can
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  Speaker 5: you agree or disagree with Well.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, this is just to set up Greg.
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  Speaker 2: I say, there's a few reasons for this, but the
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  Speaker 2: big one is that people who commit to weight loss
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  Speaker 2: treatments are comfortable making big life changes. Okay, if a
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  Speaker 2: person's partner isn't on that same trajectory, it could cause
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  Speaker 2: tension between the two and lead to divorce.
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  Speaker 7: That's kind of what I was thinking too.
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  Speaker 5: So okay, so if one is still a fatty and.
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  Speaker 8: Like one's trying to make big life changes in the
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  Speaker 8: one just leave them behind or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Just one person loses a bunch of weight and okay,
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  Speaker 2: there's a divorce there because now all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 2: maybe they're feeling themselves. Yes, So here here is the
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  Speaker 2: agree or disagree. So this I was responding. This chick
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  Speaker 2: had posted on social media and it was a video
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  Speaker 2: of her and it said what's the best revenge after
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  Speaker 2: a divorce? Losing ninety eight pounds and becoming hot afs.
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  Speaker 2: It was a before and after video of her, and
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  Speaker 2: she was significantly larger. She's not very tall, So that
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  Speaker 2: you know that ninety eight pound weight loss, I mean
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  Speaker 2: that's significant for anybody. It was it was dramatic. And
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  Speaker 2: then here is what this guy says. Here's his argument.
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  Speaker 2: This is where you either agree or disagree, and you
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  Speaker 2: just text your answer over to two two nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 4: Just say you didn't give a about yourself or him
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  Speaker 4: in the marriage. I always say you have to remain
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  Speaker 4: attractive to your spouse. The moment you start letting yourself go,
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  Speaker 4: it's like, I don't give a I got this person.
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  Speaker 4: They gotta like me for who I turn out to be. No,
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  Speaker 4: that's not the case because you never heard the vows
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  Speaker 4: say for beauty or for uglier. I'm not gonna front.
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  Speaker 4: If the dude met you biggest and he likes your biggest,
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  Speaker 4: that's cool. But if he met you at aweight, like
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  Speaker 4: say you was one hundred and fifty pounds one hundred
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  Speaker 4: and forty pounds and then your ass get to two hundred,
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  Speaker 4: that's unacceptable because.
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  Speaker 5: I know thee down.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all not staying if a man go broke, you're not
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 4: staying with him. The conclusion doing that, saying that's the
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  Speaker 4: best revenge is not because you knew for a fact
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  Speaker 4: that you stayed unattractive on purpose, maybe because you didn't
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 4: want to sexually please your husband, and then after divorce,
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: now you're trying to glow up so you could get
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 4: other male attention from somewhere else, which is sad. You
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 4: should always try to remain attractive to your spouse, male
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  Speaker 4: or female men. If you're broke and you fat, pick
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  Speaker 4: a struggle.
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  Speaker 5: Women. Don't be fat.
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  Speaker 4: That's unattractive, no matter how much people tell you, oh,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 4: be big and love yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Now lose that weight because it's unhealthy.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, there are definitely parts of that I
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  Speaker 8: agree with. Yeah, okay, so not whole cloth, but yeah,
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  Speaker 8: Like I think he has a point. If you don't,
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  Speaker 8: if you let yourself go, that is a way of
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  Speaker 8: saying you don't care about being physically attractive to your
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 8: partner because you're.
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  Speaker 7: Kind of nothing. You're doing it on purpose, but you're
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 7: doing it consciously, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I agree with that part because like, if
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: you were willing to do it after the divorce, right,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: that means you could.
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  Speaker 7: Have done it all along. I knew you were saying.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, and I've seen that part both ways too
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 6: online where the guy super let himself go and the
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 6: women say, right, every sitcom, well that's what he's saying
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  Speaker 6: it goes for both. Yea, exactly, that goes for both
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  Speaker 6: and doing you're right, like pick a struggle.
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  Speaker 7: Well, and he said, like, because.
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  Speaker 8: Y'all know, if you were broke, women wouldn't stay, Like,
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  Speaker 8: I know a lot of weird bitches that say with
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 8: broke dudes.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 7: Really, yeah, it's not weird if you're.
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  Speaker 16: In love with your husband and something happens and they
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 16: lose their job and whatever and you stay.
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  Speaker 2: That's like, are we talking about the same thing? Like,
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  Speaker 2: so let's say you meet somebody. Let's okay, Let's say
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: you say you meet somebody and they didn't have money yet,
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: and then then they got money and then they lose money.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: Like his argument was, you know, whatever you were when
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: you met, if you met, it's acceptable. But if you
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  Speaker 2: met him when he already had money and then he
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: lost money.
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  Speaker 7: Would you still that's a good point.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: Would you still hang around? It's different if like you
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: were there for the whole thing, if you were there
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: for the come up. Yeah yeah, because yeah, you lived
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: with them before you guys had all this stuff, and
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: now you're with him again. It's kind of right in
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: full circle, right, Yeah, But if if you got with
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: this guy or you got with it. Well, but again
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: both ways, you got with this person and they had
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: money already, but then all of a sudden, now they don't.
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  Speaker 6: You know, our buddy I kind of agree with that.
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  Speaker 8: Our buddy Adam Carolla has said for years that when
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 8: you're dealing with alimony or you know that kind of thing,
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 8: a woman should always be able to fit into her
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 8: wedding dress.
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  Speaker 7: And every size she goes up for every year she can't.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 7: That takes like a month of out.
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  Speaker 2: I told you, I do know somebody personally they have
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: an agreement in their marriage where she has to remain
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: a certain weight and size. You mentioned it like it's
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: an action will agreement.
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  Speaker 7: How does that work? If she has kids? You get
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 7: out sometimes, what are you supposed to do?
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 6: Not her vaginas like your body?
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, your body blown out, Isaiah.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 7: Tips will get wider.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 16: I mean those are things that just happened.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, well she got to figure that out apparently.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: Well no, I mean she and she has she is
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: the same size today if she was on her wedding
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: day and she she signed up for it though, too.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she agreed to that.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 16: Man.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: You know these people, I mean you've met them.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 6: Have I met them?
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: They here's his thing. They own a gym together?
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 8: Does that does that change like maybe like the type
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 8: of you know, mindset, mindset that I'd be like, I'll,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 8: I'll sign up for that if I can see the size.
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  Speaker 2: I like, uh those those like not beach body shows,
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: but like those bikini shows. Whatever.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know what. I support all this.
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  Speaker 16: If they own a gym together, then she's the type
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 16: of person to work out and be healthy and you know,
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 16: stay in shape.
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  Speaker 7: Anyways, it's kind of weird to write it into a prenup.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 6: If she's would the business again?
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 5: She yeah, so she again.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: She went into it.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 5: Open, she agreed to It is funny people get weird
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 5: about asking for like a pre nump.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine asking for that going back to say
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: not only you gotta stay at the wedding day size.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 6: Going back to the weight loss in the divorce, I
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 6: would love to see the numbers on male versus female.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 6: Is it the guys taking off the losing weight or
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 6: is it is it equal like or more women losing
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 6: weight and then dumping their man.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 7: I feel like, for whatever reason, I thinks a bigger breakdown.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean but everybody's losing weight now.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 6: With the the shot yeah, Govi's and the that I
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 6: know they're doing it together, so it's not just one side.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: I did see a funny mements, so I wonder if
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: a butterfly ever wanted a tattoo of a fat chick.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: That's pretty Fuchill be right back.
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