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CRINGE KAMALA Interview On Colbert · Radio Baloney - The Richie Baloney Show!

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  Speaker 1: So before we start, I just have to quickly warn
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  Speaker 1: you that I'm going to be showing you two videos
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  Speaker 1: that contain dangerous amounts of cringe. These videos may cause
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  Speaker 1: damage to both your psychological and physical health. So this
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  Speaker 1: is not going to be easy, but I feel like
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  Speaker 1: we have to do it to honor our ancestors. Now
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  Speaker 1: of this first video, Libs of TikTok said, thousands of
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  Speaker 1: Americans lost their homes and possessions in North Carolina. Thousands
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  Speaker 1: more just boarded their homes and fled for their lives
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  Speaker 1: in Florida. What's Kamala doing kicking back and relaxing with
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  Speaker 1: a beer and let's not forget cackling. Okay, now prepare yourselves.
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  Speaker 1: This is going to be rough. One of the old
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  Speaker 1: saws is they just want somebody they can have a
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  Speaker 1: beer with. So would you like to have a beer
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  Speaker 1: with me? So I can tell people what that's like. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this was just ahead of time, because I can't just
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  Speaker 1: be given a drink to the vice president, I says,
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  Speaker 1: ask me, you asked for Miller Pilo. I'm just curious.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: The last time I had beer was at a baseball
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  Speaker 1: game with Dougs Okay, cheers. Yeah, the real question is
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  Speaker 1: when's the last time she had vodka? I'm guessing right
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  Speaker 1: before the show.
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  Speaker 2: Go ooh, it's like.
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  Speaker 1: A beautiful city of Milwaukee there, you go, so well,
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  Speaker 1: at least they didn't dance around with a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: syringes this time. But but oh, this is cringe.
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  Speaker 2: See.
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  Speaker 1: See, she's just like a normal human person who can't
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  Speaker 1: even drink a beer without looking artificial. And I have
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  Speaker 1: to say, the cringiest thing about this, even more so
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  Speaker 1: than Kamala Harris trying to appear relatable, is watching Stephen
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  Speaker 1: Colbert's obvious, transparent subservience to his establishment masters. Frankly, I
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  Speaker 1: think they deserve each other. But as bad as that was,
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  Speaker 1: I think this one might be even worse. Be a
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  Speaker 1: man and vote for a woman. Sam Elliot voices new
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  Speaker 1: ad endorsing Kamala Harris. So it turns out he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: a cowboy all along. He's just another out of touch
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  Speaker 1: Hollywood elitist.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe we're having this conversation again.
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  Speaker 1: Conversation. What conversation are you talking about? The conversation you
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  Speaker 1: had with your accountant where he said you're broke and
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  Speaker 1: He said that you've got to find some work right now.
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  Speaker 1: Literally anything doesn't matter what as long as it'll pay
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  Speaker 1: right now. He said, literally anything.
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  Speaker 2: So here we go. You know who the candidates are,
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  Speaker 2: you know what's at stake. One candidate promises a divided
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  Speaker 2: America filled with lies and hate.
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  Speaker 1: Uh lies, you say, huh? I guess he hasn't been
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  Speaker 1: listening to Kamala. And as for this tired old hate trope,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I got to say, for an ad that's
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be appealing to men, it feels a lot
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  Speaker 1: like it was made by women.
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  Speaker 2: And one spans for change. Kamala Harris has more courage,
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  Speaker 2: more honor, more guts than this guy ever.
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  Speaker 1: Had where where?
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  Speaker 2: How? What?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you saying that? I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Just a couple of months ago, somebody tried to kill him.
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  Speaker 1: They shot him in the ear on stage, and he
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  Speaker 1: stood up and held his fist in the air and said, fight, fight, fight.
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  Speaker 1: That's called courage under fire. Kamala can barely get through
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  Speaker 1: an interview with joy behar de side.
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  Speaker 2: Are we really going back down that same fucking broken road?
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  Speaker 1: Or? Oh? He swore so you know he's serious, But
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  Speaker 1: what fucking road. I mean the same one as the
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  Speaker 1: last four years, which is her, which is Kamala Harris.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you're not even making sense here, Sam, For.
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  Speaker 2: We're moving forward towards hope, towards freedom, towards change.
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  Speaker 1: We know it a censorship and again and again change
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  Speaker 1: you why are you saying change? Change from her? I
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  Speaker 1: mean that's there any change that makes sense? I mean
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  Speaker 1: she's been in I mean Joe Biden is saying she
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  Speaker 1: was in on everything, she co signed on everything, an
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  Speaker 1: integral part of every part of his administration. So again,
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  Speaker 1: this is ain't really making a lot of sense. Strong
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  Speaker 1: middle class has always been critical to America's success.
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  Speaker 2: There's promise that lies in change, and the time for
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  Speaker 2: change is now.
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  Speaker 1: I get that's what the election is about, right to
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  Speaker 1: change from her? From her?
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  Speaker 2: So what the hell are you waiting for? Because if
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  Speaker 2: it's the woman thing, it's time to get over there.
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  Speaker 2: It's time for hope for chick.
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  Speaker 1: It might be the Cammie idiot part just throwing that
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  Speaker 1: out there.
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  Speaker 2: Change. It's time to be a man and vote for
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  Speaker 2: a woman.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to be a man and vote for a woman. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I really don't feel like this is that convincing. It's
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  Speaker 1: time to be a man and dress up like Judy
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  Speaker 1: Garland and sing somewhere over the Rainbow in a gay bar.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know. Will men be convinced by this? Well?
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  Speaker 1: Sam Elliott's hyper masculine ad read that he managed to
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  Speaker 1: squeeze in between brunch and his four o'clock appointment with
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  Speaker 1: this therapist. Will that be enough to sway you? Will
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  Speaker 1: that sway the men of America? After all? You think
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  Speaker 1: you just fell out of a coconut tree. Anyway, That's
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  Speaker 1: all I'm gonna say about that. Please like, share, and subscribe.
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  Speaker 1: I will see you next time.