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STIMULATED: THINGS GIRLS NEVER SAY · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Boddie. How do you feel when you've just waited in
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  Speaker 1: line at the airport's security for about thirty minutes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and then you get there and you find out at
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  Speaker 1: the very end that you need to get your laptop
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  Speaker 1: all the way out of your bag stimulated And then
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  Speaker 1: when you get through and your bag comes through and
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  Speaker 1: you've got to repack.
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  Speaker 2: It over stimulated. What is with that? Surely had the
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  Speaker 2: technology to look through my computer case, honestly, And it's
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  Speaker 2: only at Sydney Airport.
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  Speaker 1: Every other airport we've been, every other airport I've been
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  Speaker 1: through in the world. You don't have to get your
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  Speaker 1: laport out of Sydney Airport's lacking. They are full lacking.
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  Speaker 1: You think would be good too. We're like one of the.
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  Speaker 2: Best cities of the world. Supposedly supposedly supposedly weird, weird, weird.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to Stimulated everybody. We know we don't waste
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  Speaker 2: any time over here. What do you want to start with, Jake?
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  Speaker 2: The IG question of the week?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that is things girls never say from girls
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  Speaker 1: from girls. Yes, came from girls and this popped off.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to join in, go look at the
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  Speaker 2: Instagram story you're me start yes, so things girls never
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  Speaker 2: say we should add a threesome.
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  Speaker 1: Fast, bro, what the fuck? No girl has ever been
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  Speaker 1: the instigator of a threesome and rightly, so yeah, fair
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  Speaker 1: or like they should should? I don't think they not
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  Speaker 1: interested either.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want one of that. I've talked about it
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  Speaker 2: with my partner and I've just been like, yeah, like, obviously,
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  Speaker 2: from a guy's perspective, you would want it to.
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  Speaker 1: Be two girls, more girls, yeah, girl like you and
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  Speaker 1: two girls right, so the other OK, the one scenario
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  Speaker 1: of me another dude and a girl I don't like
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  Speaker 1: because there's another dude there, right, and then the scenario
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  Speaker 1: of me and two girls I don't like because I
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  Speaker 1: struggle with one.
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  Speaker 2: I was even gonna say, I'm all about equality obviously,
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  Speaker 2: Like if it was to have be two girls, that
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  Speaker 2: started to be like, well, right, I guess it's you're
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  Speaker 2: turning to get two guys, yeah, but also two willies.
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  Speaker 2: It seems overwhelming, and also like you're.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna like one of them more yeah, And then
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  Speaker 1: like if a girl has, yeah, two guys, she's gonna
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  Speaker 1: like one of them.
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  Speaker 2: I'd have to see his before it. Yeah, you'd have
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  Speaker 2: to be big. I'll give me a look baby, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't do it either, no way.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck things. Girls never say it's too big.
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  Speaker 2: I knew, I knew Jacob one day. Not for you.
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  Speaker 1: I wish, I wish. Oh man, all I want to
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  Speaker 1: hear is like, oh yeah, you get all like gas stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and they'll go they'll be like, oh it's so big,
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  Speaker 1: and you kind of just like, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You ever have a day and then you know, you
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  Speaker 2: have a day where you like, it's looking big, but
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  Speaker 2: it's I'm pretty sure it's the same size. It feels
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  Speaker 2: actually big.
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  Speaker 1: I was the first house the other day. This is
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  Speaker 1: actually the other week. This was the other and I
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  Speaker 1: was about to get in the shower and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm having a good dict. I must have been warm
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  Speaker 1: or something. And she goes, oh, yeah, it's usually way
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  Speaker 1: smaller than that, and I was like, hey, that's not
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  Speaker 1: what you're supposed to say. Well, that just looks normal
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  Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, it's a small I was fishing for
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  Speaker 1: a compliment.
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  Speaker 2: You were things. Girls never say I wish he was shorter,
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  Speaker 2: bro facts, Yeah, I know pattern that one.
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  Speaker 1: I wish he was shorter. One he can always be
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  Speaker 1: a few inches. I saw both places. I saw one
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  Speaker 1: that I didn't choose, but it was like things girls
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  Speaker 1: never say, and it was obviously like to their friends,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, I didn't even notice his height.
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  Speaker 1: The conversations was so good. Things. Girls never say I've
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  Speaker 1: drank so much water today.
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  Speaker 2: Some do, man, some of those active girlies. Some yeah,
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  Speaker 2: maybe they should more.
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  Speaker 1: Things.
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  Speaker 2: Girls never say I love that he has a girl
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  Speaker 2: best friend.
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  Speaker 1: Nah. Never have I ever. I've never heard that once. Nah,
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  Speaker 1: No way. Things. Girls never say I know what I
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  Speaker 1: want to eat for dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, So I wish, I wish I heard that one.
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  Speaker 2: I wish I heard that one. I can't like the
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  Speaker 2: responsibility some days, though, really what gives it? It gives me,
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  Speaker 2: like the opportunity to say Mexican gyg.
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  Speaker 1: That's fair, that's a fair point, Like I don't know what.
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  Speaker 2: I want to eat?
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  Speaker 1: How's gygsud and Beth did a little tactic the other
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  Speaker 1: day and sure we were going to air an affair
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  Speaker 1: so we know the option, and she goes, so I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I don't really know what I want for lunch,
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  Speaker 1: and she said, okay, we'll choose just your top three things.
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  Speaker 1: There and then we'll go from there. So I was
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  Speaker 1: like mad Max because I was feeling just like a
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  Speaker 1: rice chicken bowl, sushi or sol origin. Yeah right, and
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  Speaker 1: they're all very different things. She goes, Okay, well, I'll
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  Speaker 1: choose my top two out of those three. And she
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  Speaker 1: chose sushi or Solo Origin, and she goes, Now, when
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  Speaker 1: we get there, we know those are our two options,
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  Speaker 1: and so we'll just walk into the one we want.
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  Speaker 1: And it worked.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny, how like over complicated?
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  Speaker 1: We yeah. And the funny thing is is because like
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  Speaker 1: two days from now, I can just go get the
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  Speaker 1: other one if I feel like whatever you want? Choice, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: okay you yeah. Things.
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  Speaker 2: Girls never say you're putting too much effort in I
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  Speaker 2: think a lot of guys need to hear that. They
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  Speaker 2: do know things. Guys always say you're putting too much effidence. Yeah, honestly,
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  Speaker 2: some of those friends out there, I need to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking hell. Things. Girls never say did you come? They
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  Speaker 1: never have to say it. They've got the evidence.
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  Speaker 2: That's a super power. They've got the evidence. It only
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  Speaker 2: lasted thirty seconds.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know things. Girls never say that was
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  Speaker 1: a quick game of golf. Things girls never say yes,
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  Speaker 1: you can go play things. Girls never say send me
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  Speaker 1: a dick pic. Ah, yeah, rightly. So facts as a
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  Speaker 1: girl ever asked for they're not We've said it before.
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  Speaker 1: They're not appealing. No, I don't know, it wouldn't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I'm obviously girl. Okay, let's say you know,
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  Speaker 1: with all consent. Yeah, everyone says yes on each end, right,
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  Speaker 1: And so she sends you some picks and you're kind
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  Speaker 1: of like, yes, I love that, you get all hard.
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  Speaker 1: And so then you send some picks and do you
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  Speaker 1: think that she just like out of she obviously likes
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  Speaker 1: you because she said yes to sending them and she
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  Speaker 1: sent them, and then you sent them just out of
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  Speaker 1: generosity or the kindness of her heart, And she's like
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  Speaker 1: is she kind of just like yeah, it turns me
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  Speaker 1: on so much. She reckon. I've never done it.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon out generosity. She's like, oh, I better ask
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  Speaker 2: for one to make him feel.
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  Speaker 1: Like yes, no, no, no, no, he asks. She says, yes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll send it, and then he gets it, and then
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  Speaker 1: he goes, now, do you want to see mine? And
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  Speaker 1: she goes sure, yeah, why not?
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  Speaker 2: And then she just gets it on snapchat quick yep.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that was so good.
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  Speaker 1: I was so turned on right now sitting on the
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  Speaker 1: lounge or rugged up with the kick over her eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the things girls never say, let's not label things,
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  Speaker 2: fac bro.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking hell my last one. Things girls never say you're
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  Speaker 1: right and I was wrong yet to hear it, I
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  Speaker 1: think I've got it once.
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  Speaker 2: Really yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I had to do it the other day for its
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  Speaker 1: for it. The other day I was fighting for it
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  Speaker 1: and it was like the classic you know that there's
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  Speaker 1: a trend going around and it kind of just sticks around.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of those ones that sticks around, and it's
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  Speaker 1: I think it's Jonah from Tonga, like a snippet of
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  Speaker 1: sound grab from that, and it's a teacher saying like okay, Jonah,
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  Speaker 1: now say sorry and he's like sorry Ben, and there's
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  Speaker 1: like no, Jonah, say sorry properly. And then it's like
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  Speaker 1: always a guy with his girlfriend. And I did that
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  Speaker 1: with Beth the other day and she was going like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, I really want I just
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  Speaker 1: want to see it fall out of your teeth.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, say you're right, you're right, Jake, Say
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  Speaker 2: you're right, you're right, Jack oh Man and you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I've also got her with. When she knows she's wrong,
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  Speaker 1: she'll be upset that she's upset me. Yeah, And so
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  Speaker 1: then she'll be upset. And I caught her out. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, don't be upset because you've upset me. Just
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  Speaker 1: say sorry, and she's like, sorry, sorry, Jake. And then
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  Speaker 1: she'll come like maybe twenty minutes later, she'll be like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I actually I'm really sorry, like I didn't mean to
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  Speaker 1: hurt your feelings, and actually she does it after like
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  Speaker 1: twenty minutes. That's right, that's all I did it.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: My feelings were never heard of it?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Jake, big congratulations is at hand because you
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  Speaker 2: had a year anniversary with your partner.
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  Speaker 1: I did, Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 2: And is there either a thought in your mind where
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  Speaker 2: you're like, is she wifey? Is she not?
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  Speaker 1: Yes? All the time?
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  Speaker 2: Are you thinking about that? So we've compiled a few
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  Speaker 2: lists of potential WiFi actions.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yes, and let's.
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  Speaker 2: Figure it out if they are wife the action, So
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  Speaker 2: if she orders an iced oat marcher wearing full active
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  Speaker 2: wear on a walk with the girls.
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  Speaker 1: WiFi wi okay, when she saves the last few bites
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  Speaker 1: of her food, for you.
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  Speaker 2: Wife, wifey WiFi.
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  Speaker 1: If she says sligh as a way to hype you up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh this is so stupid. Oh god, okay, this could
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  Speaker 1: be controversial when she misses you so much that it
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  Speaker 1: makes her angry.
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  Speaker 2: And if she wants to be a hot pilates mum
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  Speaker 2: and a ga wagon.
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  Speaker 1: Why Polar's wife. Yeah, that is so funny. Beth always
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  Speaker 1: like will see one. I think that's most in the wild.
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  Speaker 2: If I was a girl, that would.
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  Speaker 1: Be my dream, like the dream.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what she's joking, at least like a
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  Speaker 2: nice Audi beamer, like with like the four door audio Beamer,
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  Speaker 2: and like g wagon. If like your partner's mad.
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  Speaker 1: Must be nice. One thing I love about Beth is
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  Speaker 1: that she is not afraid to admit that she wants
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  Speaker 1: to be a stay at home mum. And I'm like, yes,
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  Speaker 1: you do. Why not? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that stigma of society saying like you
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  Speaker 2: grind to he dies.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: My head.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking love it. Okay, she doesn't care about my
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  Speaker 1: favorite pajamas aka my oldest pair of underwear with holes, And.
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  Speaker 2: I love that stage. You know, ship, where at the
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: start you obviously wear like just like really nice boxes
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  Speaker 2: T shirt and then like a couple months down the track,
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  Speaker 2: the hole underwear and the ugliest shirt comes out the
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  Speaker 2: real comfy and I've had it for like seven years.
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  Speaker 2: Duel shirt doesn't fit. There's some fun wify things.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I want to call this one real lover one
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  Speaker 1: oh one. And so the concept of this one, everybody
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  Speaker 1: is it's kind of like real lover. And then what
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  Speaker 1: does it take to to have real love? I guess
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  Speaker 1: you'll get the gist once I say my first one
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  Speaker 1: real lover one. I one letting her have three quarters
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  Speaker 1: of the bed because she needs her beauty sleep.
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  Speaker 2: That one's good. That is a pet heave of mine
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  Speaker 2: at the moment. Man, you know my solution.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm going to do?
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  Speaker 2: You know, one of the big long, round cylinder pillows
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  Speaker 2: by one of them, put in the middle of this.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, oh you need to yeah, because what my girlfriend does.
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  Speaker 2: She has two pillows she sleeps on god knows why,
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  Speaker 2: because her nectar just rolls off it and rolls onto
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  Speaker 2: my side because it's not flat. My news one pillow.
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  Speaker 2: I want my space.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how they take up so much bed
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  Speaker 1: And you have a dog too. When Henry's on the
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  Speaker 1: bed ducks, I am I literally actually have zero beds. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and dogs have zero special awareness worse than your girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know about that, real lover one oh one.
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  Speaker 2: If you thinks Saturdays of for the boys, use it
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  Speaker 2: as a self care day at his expense or.
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  Speaker 1: His expense, I was, I was about to disagree with you,
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  Speaker 1: and his expense is good, and his expense is very good.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, no, it's fine coffer. Yeah, yeah, that's real.
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  Speaker 1: I like that. I like that real lover one oh
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  Speaker 1: one eating half of a meal that I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to order because she wants to try both.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I could never.
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  Speaker 1: Really, I don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I do enjoy food as much.
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  Speaker 1: You're a better lover, man, You're a better lover. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: better lover.
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  Speaker 2: This is my best one by far. Oh fuck, real
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  Speaker 2: lover one oh one. If he doesn't put the seat down,
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  Speaker 2: don't be afraid to use it as a slippery dip
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  Speaker 2: and get wet. Man.
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  Speaker 1: The thing the funny thing about for you and Gassie
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  Speaker 1: when you move in together is so you grew up
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  Speaker 1: using a bathroom with your brother, and so I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you leave the seat down or not. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming you guys don't because you're both boys. So
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  Speaker 1: it's just gonna be like the biggest shock for you.
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  Speaker 1: When Cassie goes, come on, just leave the seat down. Please,
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  Speaker 1: come on, leave the seat down.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be like, don't be afraid to go down the
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  Speaker 2: slippery dip.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Real lover one oh one letting her pop my
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  Speaker 1: black heads because she wants me to have good hygiene.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's on hygienie do I Why not, Real
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  Speaker 2: lover I've been sand people doing it at the beach.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: I'm like, your hands have got to be saltya and
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: like sandy, I understand, in like a good controlled and
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  Speaker 1: after a shower.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah we both showered. Yeah, Like I want those hands
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  Speaker 2: to be crystal clear clean. Real lover one O one,
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: if he eats like a child, use it as a
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  Speaker 2: chance to get in touch with your youthful spirit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about what. Who doesn't want some Dino nuggets?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you mean eats like okay, okay, okay, okay. Like
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: the actions of how he ate was like a child,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: and I was like Dina nuggies all use it both ways.
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  Speaker 1: I was eating lunch from Beth the other day and
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  Speaker 1: I was sitting there and I must just be so
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: comfortable with her now because it was like beef rice
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: something I don't know. We made like poke bowls, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I was used using my spoon and it was
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  Speaker 1: like this, like that's how I was holding it. It
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: was like through here and I was just eating like
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  Speaker 1: I was like scooping and leaning down in my ball
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  Speaker 1: and she was like the way you're eating right now
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  Speaker 1: was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: So the amount of times I have this sauce and
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  Speaker 2: juice and like tomatoes in my face in my dash arm,
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  Speaker 2: like this is love.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. See I know how to enjoy me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feels so good. I can't get close enough
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  Speaker 1: and I can't get it into my mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Quicken exactly. Oh that's it for today, guys. If you
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: want some more less, patreon all the main episode on Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy, Love you