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The One Where Sosa Says Mom · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous. You are about to hear all sorts of
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  Speaker 1: things because the house is alive with the sound of
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  Speaker 1: music or music depending on how you look at it.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, back at it.
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  Speaker 2: Are we here, Lisa?
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  Speaker 1: The house is very chaotic. My mother knows that we record.
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  Speaker 1: Look at her, stare at me. No no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you said they can.
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  Speaker 2: Come, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, grab a mic if you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: rebuttal no, that is.
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  Speaker 3: It's just simply she was on her phone, not listening
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  Speaker 3: as usual because she cannot multitapic.
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  Speaker 1: I ask me questions at that time. Why does the
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  Speaker 1: family continue to do it if they know because they're
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  Speaker 1: trying to teach you. I'm trying to teach you.
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  Speaker 2: You guys.
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  Speaker 1: My mother said, I remember they can come Friday or
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  Speaker 1: next week.
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  Speaker 3: That I read it verbatim to you, what you have
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  Speaker 3: to come Monday. But you know, because we were having
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  Speaker 3: a swim day on.
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  Speaker 1: Friday, priorities right anyway, It's fine, go bye bye, love
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  Speaker 1: you anyway.
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  Speaker 2: It's don't trip over that credit card. Oh wow, I'm
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  Speaker 2: so overwhelmed. And then she just kicked the dog ball
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  Speaker 2: ball of porcelain bowl in the middle of the floor
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  Speaker 2: because Lily can't eat in a corner.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, okay, let's just start the episode. Because between the
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  Speaker 1: household and this thing that has appeared on my eyeball,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Unwell.
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  Speaker 2: Your eyeball is looking good, looks.
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  Speaker 1: Better because I'm I have glasses on.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it looked better yesterday. So basically, is that why
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  Speaker 2: you're wearing glasses today?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm embarrassed. It's like, I'm not a vain person,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm super vain when it comes to myself. Like
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  Speaker 1: there are things where I all let it slide, like
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  Speaker 1: a little blemish, all good, something in your eye where
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  Speaker 1: people literally loook. The whole point of conversation is eye contact, right,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm begging for people to look at the ground
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes I look at their mouth. Is that weird?
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  Speaker 1: Look at my mouth? I don't care is weird but
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  Speaker 1: my eyes?
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  Speaker 2: But now, just if I'm looking at your mouth and
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  Speaker 2: I'm having a conversation with you, is it weird?
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  Speaker 1: And I think I have something in my teeth? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it just keeps me interested because their mouth's moving
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  Speaker 2: and I have a keeps me interested.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, I'm either going to need to stare at
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  Speaker 1: your mouth. You're going to need to blink a lot
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  Speaker 1: of times. It's just anyway, I google it because the
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  Speaker 1: first thing that it looks like is and when I
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  Speaker 1: say the slightest amount of just like off pigment, right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, what is this? And I obsess over it.
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  Speaker 1: No one can tell. Every time I ask someone there like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't see what you're talking about, but I can
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  Speaker 1: see it in my magnifying mirror. So I then go
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  Speaker 1: to the desert and it gets a little bit worse.
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  Speaker 1: So this is when I google, and I google and
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  Speaker 1: it's a pinguecula. A pinguecula is a harmless, yellowish bump.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't a bump at the time on the white
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  Speaker 1: part of the eye. It's primarily caused by long term
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  Speaker 1: exposure to environmental factors including sunlight, wind, and dust. Additionally,
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  Speaker 1: aging and changes in the eye's tissue can contribute to
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  Speaker 1: its development. Okay, what I would give for it to
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  Speaker 1: just go back to what it was, what I was
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  Speaker 1: obsessing over at the very beginning. Okay, because now it looks,
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  Speaker 1: as your friend Calvin Cobb said, it looks like you
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  Speaker 1: broke open an oyster or whatever, and there's a pearl
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  Speaker 1: inside of my eye.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: It's repulsive, disgusting. I go to the eye doctor, what
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  Speaker 1: is it called an ophthalmologist or something nailed it and
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  Speaker 1: they're like, so basically, it's inflamed, it's irritated. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: give you some drops that are gonna help it, like,
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  Speaker 1: go away and go down, you guys. I've been on
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  Speaker 1: them for three days. Nothing has happened.
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  Speaker 2: Does it look a little better, Lauren? You have no idea?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, okay, so, like keep in mind, I put
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  Speaker 1: lumifi in to make it not red, so it's a
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  Speaker 1: little wider.
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  Speaker 2: You can tell it's there when I was looking at
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  Speaker 2: it yesterday. Yeah, the veins that were going into it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have lumifi in. The lumifi is what's it down?
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  Speaker 2: You gotta not do the lumifi right now. You gotta
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  Speaker 2: see the veins. You gotta see what it's doing. Don't
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  Speaker 2: put them in anymore, just put the drops that they
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  Speaker 2: get anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I asked Instagram what the heck is going on with
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  Speaker 1: my eye? And this woman said, take a Benadryll and
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  Speaker 1: it will go away. I get those a few times
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  Speaker 1: a month. It's an allergy thing, so I'm gonna try
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  Speaker 1: that tonight. This woman, Brittany Mendel, said, I had one,
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  Speaker 1: went to the eye specialist. They froze my eye and
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  Speaker 1: used a small blade and cut it off of mine.
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  Speaker 1: It wouldn't go away with drops or anything. So naturally,
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  Speaker 1: I said, what's the recovery time? Because if it's quick,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going in today get it off.
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  Speaker 2: So those are very very opposite ends of the road.
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  Speaker 2: I know one Benadryl took hers away and one had
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  Speaker 2: to go under a knife.
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  Speaker 1: Someone else said that Lindsey Hubbard gets them.
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  Speaker 2: And she just.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't have a husband. You don't have a husband, Mai said,
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  Speaker 1: good luck girl, sending clear eye vibes to you. The
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  Speaker 1: girl who told me to take a bena drill. So
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  Speaker 1: that's what I've been battling. Not great, but it's fine. Also,
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  Speaker 1: they're like, you can't they they only do surgery if
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  Speaker 1: it bothers you, And I'm like, I was it bothers
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  Speaker 1: me to look at it?
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  Speaker 2: Get it off. That's that's not a reason to bother you.
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  Speaker 2: Does it affect your sight?
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  Speaker 1: Will that allow me to take it off? Yes? Then
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  Speaker 1: it does.
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  Speaker 2: No, you can't lie. Your site is I worked.
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  Speaker 1: Oh is that why they ask?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you don't want to do this. You don't want
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  Speaker 2: to keep putting lumifi in your eyes along with the
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  Speaker 2: other drops. Do one drop, leave it, let it be read,
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  Speaker 2: Let have that you want to see it, dissipate. I
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  Speaker 2: need to see what it's doing. Don't put more things
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  Speaker 2: than you need to into your eye.
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  Speaker 1: Great, but I'm going to lunch today.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine. It's not like you fucking have so.
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't put lumifi in. I should just roll up
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  Speaker 1: looking like a pearly eyed mess with veins. The way
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  Speaker 1: you're describing it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm canceling and choose.
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  Speaker 1: I'm canceling, pick and choose. I'm not going in with
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  Speaker 1: some bum eye.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, it's not affecting your site when you blink?
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  Speaker 2: Does it hurt?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I think about that at night after
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  Speaker 1: I obsess, I pray to and I say, listen, listen here, God,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so grateful that my vision is not affected. Like
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  Speaker 1: I know, I'm trippin'. I know that I don't like it,
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  Speaker 1: but like all is good because I can still see perfectly.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's not bugging me. It's bugging me to look
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  Speaker 1: at it, but I can see and for that, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: And then I think the rest of my body for
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  Speaker 1: doing what it needs to be doing. Anyway. I went
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  Speaker 1: to Sena's fortieth birthday party last week. Easton bailed. I wore,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you built. Out Of all of
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  Speaker 1: the things that I go and do, I never regret
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  Speaker 1: staying in. It's it's always it's about a ninety eight
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  Speaker 1: percent chance I'm gonna regret going out. This falls into
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  Speaker 1: the two percent category of me not regretting it and
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  Speaker 1: actually having the best time ever.
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  Speaker 2: So one reason why I didn't go, Mom, hello, Ely,
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  Speaker 2: she has something to say. Mama gets a lit little bit,
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  Speaker 2: I'll throw her under the bush. It was like, I
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  Speaker 2: just I may need help, and I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'll help. And then the real reason was we went
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  Speaker 2: to Palm Springs. Landon was very sick. He got better.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I started to get what he got. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and I didn't want to keep giving it out. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 2: well no, my biggest thing was not to get anyone
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  Speaker 2: else sick. I wish I could have. I wish I
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  Speaker 2: would have gone, and I mean I could have. I
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  Speaker 2: just really did not want other people to like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just now feeling sick, and me being like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's me for sure.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, though I absolutely I didn't know that
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  Speaker 1: that was the case, and the reasoning for the bailing
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  Speaker 1: I have. I get sick now once a month. My
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  Speaker 1: immune system used to be a heavy hitter. I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: a heavy metal detox. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening everything. I don't know what's happening either.
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  Speaker 1: But nothing works anymore.
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  Speaker 2: And the one thing that I never thought i'd get
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  Speaker 2: pissed off, Yeah, I now get pissed off and people
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  Speaker 2: come out sick.
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  Speaker 1: Yea too, because I know I'll get it, yes, But
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  Speaker 1: back in the.
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  Speaker 2: Day, I didn't get out here. I'm like, I feel
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  Speaker 2: good enough.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and my immune system was like freaking berry bombs, dude,
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  Speaker 1: hitting all the sicknesses out of the park, untouchable. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you feel anything, if you're sniffling, get away from
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  Speaker 1: me because I will absolutely get it. And I get
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  Speaker 1: it once a month. And I'm sitting here pounding all
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  Speaker 1: my vitamin C and health and wellness pills and boy
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  Speaker 1: ron little the one thing I will say, nothing is working.
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  Speaker 2: Guess what you might need Because I have heavy metal detoks.
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  Speaker 2: You may need to take a couple or just like
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  Speaker 2: an allergy bed, because that's what I dessert tech.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a Vendadryl tonight. Tell my eye.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I because I take an allergy pill every day
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  Speaker 2: now and it's like, I do feel better here.
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  Speaker 1: Told me that you missed a party due to how
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  Speaker 1: you were feeling, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's an actual illness, like you, I feel like
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  Speaker 2: the head cold and all of that, like sniffles. It's
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  Speaker 2: always just right here that I feel like is just allergies.
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  Speaker 2: Think of the table, the cars, all of that. When
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  Speaker 2: you're like my car's filthy, it's like all you have
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  Speaker 2: to do is drive that and the pollen flies off.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's yeah, all right, Well I had you wash
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  Speaker 1: the car because there was bird shit all over it.
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  Speaker 2: But that's I was happy to get that off.
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  Speaker 1: All you have to do is drive and it'll clean it.
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  Speaker 1: How about you just run it through the car wash for.
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  Speaker 2: Me, that would be great. Yeah, I wish you could so.
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  Speaker 1: At Sheena's birthday, she had it at one of our
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  Speaker 1: friends homes that we met through the school that the
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  Speaker 1: girls go to. You walk up these stairs and it's
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  Speaker 1: like the first floor of the backyard. That's the pool
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  Speaker 1: they built in like a Koi pond, like a little
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  Speaker 1: chill area, very very sick house. Phenomenal for having.
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  Speaker 2: Like a party.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a very good you know's parties. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like one hundred and fifty at Summer Moon's birthday. So
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  Speaker 1: there were a lot of people. But then you go
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  Speaker 1: upstairs to like another terrace where they had another bar.
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  Speaker 1: They had manly hands there. What's her name, Heather McDonald's
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  Speaker 1: was like, you need some manly hands in your life.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I need some manly dick in my life.
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  Speaker 1: We'll move halfwidure my brother. But I made a funny anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I made a funny and they had like a tarot
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  Speaker 1: card reader. I wore this dress that I got at Bloomingdale's.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a very frilly, lacy, puffy gas hurt
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  Speaker 1: thank you t T.
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  Speaker 2: And so did your friend Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she looked great. She looked.
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  Speaker 1: The theme was Death to my thirties, so everyone dressed
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  Speaker 1: in black and then she was in red, which we
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  Speaker 1: didn't know. And she told me she would send me
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  Speaker 1: a picture of what she was wearing, and that she
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  Speaker 1: never did Luckily, I'm not the type to care.
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  Speaker 2: But well, she is so much going on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's the birthday girl, so she should be
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  Speaker 1: able to wear whatever she wants, right, And I liked
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  Speaker 1: the red. I would have probably done white because I
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  Speaker 1: would feel like the white was like forties. Yes, like
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  Speaker 1: I've submerged, you know, innocence.
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  Speaker 2: But maybe she's coming into her forties.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, that's exactly what it is. I told
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  Speaker 1: her take the bowl by the balls this year, show
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  Speaker 1: them who the box. Yeah, she's got the book coming out.
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  Speaker 1: She's gonna have a fabulous year. Let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: about the skirt because Summer Moon lived it. Bloomingdale's did
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  Speaker 1: a collab with Wicked, and so the skirt was like
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  Speaker 1: on the label said Wicked, and so Summer Moon wanted
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  Speaker 1: to take a bunch of pictures with it because I
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  Speaker 1: had a Wicked skirt on because you were wicked. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was wicked.
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  Speaker 2: Sick.
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  Speaker 1: And then I wore these like little gloves because the
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  Speaker 1: shirt I had on. People thought that I wore the
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  Speaker 1: gloves as an accessory. I wore the gloves because the
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  Speaker 1: the shirt I had on was a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: like a flood shirt. It wasn't quite three quarters, but
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  Speaker 1: wasn't quite to the wrists. It's sad, I like the
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  Speaker 1: most awkward, making my hands looking more sha kill o'nealish
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  Speaker 1: than normal. So I was like, we're wearing gloves every time.
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  Speaker 2: I usually if I do have that, I'll just like
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  Speaker 2: roll it just a little so they don't know how
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  Speaker 2: much I rolled it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this wasn't a roly type shirt. Anyway. We got
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  Speaker 1: there at seven. I was home by nine point thirty.
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  Speaker 1: It was absolutely amazing. Shed she gave So Shina has this,
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  Speaker 1: uh they do meal prep for her. Theyir meal preppers,
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  Speaker 1: so they like have different families that they mill prep
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  Speaker 1: for the week. And she gave them her anchilada recipe
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  Speaker 1: to make for the birthday.
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  Speaker 2: And did you eat it?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't eat. No. I chicked a ley before we left.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah I saw Yeah, I couldn't her enchilada's slap. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I love eating them in Palm Springs because I
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  Speaker 2: get to waddle over to the house right after I've
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  Speaker 2: been eating it. We all know why if I was
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  Speaker 2: at a party and I saw that enchilada, I would
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  Speaker 2: have to just probably go to the bathroom just looking
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  Speaker 2: at it. There's no way I could have an enchilada
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  Speaker 2: at a party.
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  Speaker 1: I just can't eat an anchilata standing up.
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  Speaker 2: Or like have a conversation with it.
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  Speaker 1: Which a lot of people were eating. But it's like
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  Speaker 1: also when I have makeup on, I find it hard
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  Speaker 1: to eat. You wouldn't know that my watching bander pump
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  Speaker 1: rolls every time we're at a restaurant, shoveling first, shoveling
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  Speaker 1: food in my mouth, like.
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  Speaker 2: The situation, I don't even come up for air. You
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  Speaker 2: are like Mic the situation, just orders everything on the
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  Speaker 2: menu and just eats.
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  Speaker 1: Yea, And I'm constantly talking about food, Sobriety, I need
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  Speaker 1: my fix.
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  Speaker 2: This is not me what I Mike. Yeah, and he's
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  Speaker 2: my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mind Mike the situation after.
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  Speaker 2: He got out of prison. No, he's been great. All
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  Speaker 2: he does is order fifteen course meals at the rest
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  Speaker 2: of babies and yeah.
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  Speaker 1: With his wife. I took Ocean to the dentist last
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  Speaker 1: week because you know, she has her brown teeth that
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: people still comment on the comment section she needs fluoride.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, bitch, you're just done.
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  Speaker 1: She fell off a bike and had like a massive
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  Speaker 1: mouth injury, and the fact that my ex was like,
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  Speaker 1: she's got a bump on her lip. It's like the
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  Speaker 1: lip is the least of my concern. Have you seen
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  Speaker 1: her gossip?
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  Speaker 2: They're dead, but they said.
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  Speaker 1: They'll be fine. They did the x ray. She did
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  Speaker 1: the X ray like a champ. By the way, I
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  Speaker 1: posted on Instagram. She was so cute. She's like, we're
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  Speaker 1: at the dentist and the way I get her to
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  Speaker 1: do the x rays is that little like thing that
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  Speaker 1: they put on you. I pretend like it's a dress
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  Speaker 1: and I tell her put your dress on. She loves
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  Speaker 1: that part, so she's uh doing the x rays. They
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: said the root looks fine, like as long as they're
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: not bugging her, like everything looks good. After we're finished,
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  Speaker 1: because she's like negotiating with the dentist, Like the dentist
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  Speaker 1: is like, I'm gonna do this, and she's like, how
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  Speaker 1: about you do this? And then that it's like full
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  Speaker 1: negotiation and she has stamina. It's a lot. So we
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: walk out. I go to pay. The dentist comes out
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  Speaker 1: and says to the receptionist that kid's going to be
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: running a fortune five hundred company one day. Just wait,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: and she's pointing at Ocean, and I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a lot, like she's this kid's going to be
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  Speaker 1: doing something very sick one day.
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  Speaker 2: Ocean.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I thought that.
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  Speaker 2: It was sweet. She is a negotiator. She just she does.
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  Speaker 1: Wow like someone else. I know. Yep, she is two halves,
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  Speaker 1: isn't she. We're like, fine, I don't give it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even care.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even listen to you the way.
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  Speaker 1: That I had to negotiate the headband. Today and yesterday
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: she wore exactly what I wanted her to wear because
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: I said it was my day. So this morning she
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: wakes up and tells me it's not your day anymore.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: It's my day. It's my day, and I get to
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: go to school. Mother's day is over. So I'm wearing
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: the headband. I said, I gave you options this morning, Ocean.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: You could either wear a headband or you could wear
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: your hair in a ponytail. But it's not both. So
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: then the moment that I yelled squirrel, I was like,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: look out the window, there's a squirrel, and she like
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: forgot what she was doing. I like took the headband,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: hit it. She completely forgot yep, and then on the
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: way to school, I got pulled over.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Please do tell more, dude.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I'm so pissed off about this. You guys. It's a
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: three way stop, and I do this thing because it
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: cuts down like probably six minutes on time, all right,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: maybe three depending on the day. Three way stop. I'm at, like,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: it's like this right, I'm here, I make my left turn.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: I see a cop get off of his motorcycle. He's
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: a motorcycle cop off the best.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I love a good small cock motorcycle cop.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: He like, has traffic this way coming, and then he
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: looks at me. He points at me, and he goes
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: and then points at the spot for me to park in.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: He's like, I need your license and registration. I was like, ugh,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I don't have my license on me, and I go
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: and I don't even know what a registration looks like.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: So I hand him this white piece of paper. He's like,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: this is a smog test. I was like, what is
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: a registration? I don't understand, So naturally I call my mom.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know. It should be like a
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: little yellow piece of paper. So I'm like, oh, perfect,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: two little yellow pieces of paper. So I handed to
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: him and he's like, do you have your license like
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: a photo? And I was like, my mom will send
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: me one. Lisa sends me the identification card and not
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: the license. I have to call her back. This cab
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: is very, very chill. Just the fact that he's waiting.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I would have been like, fuck this, you're getting a
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: ticket for not having your license. You don't know where
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: your registration is, and your license plate is a tenth
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: that expired May twenty fifth or no, April twenty fifth,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: all right. The guy was cool, so he's like, that's
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: why it's not pulling up because you're from out of state,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: and I was like, no, know the cars from out
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: of state. I had it shipped here. And now there's
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: an issue happening with like the DMV and the dealership
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: on how to get me my normal plates, so they
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: keep setting me templates. Anyway, the reason I got pulled
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: over was because at this particular three way stop, there's
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: no left hand turn during the hours of seven am
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: and ten am.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: So let me ask you, isn't it like where you
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: turn right and then it's the immediate left onto that street.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: No. So there's parts like a lot of places in
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Beverly Hills or West Hollywood, the only two places I've
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: lived beside Sherman Oaks where at traffic lights there are
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: times where you can't make a left turn during peak traffic.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Because we don't make sense because we don't have turning lanes.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: There there was literally not one person you guys at
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: either of the stop signs. I was the only person. Like,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: if the cop were really cool, he would have just like,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: let me go. Right, he had a quota to make.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I helped him make that quota today, but
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: at the same right, but with all of the other
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: stuff like no registration, No, do you even know what
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: you got to No, I have no idea.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I just like, so, you got a ticket and you
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: have no idea what it's for.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: No. I couldn't read his handwriting. I was just happy that, like,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: you drove away, I got to school in time. I asked,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: fifteen minutes.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'd have given you multiple tickets. Really, I don't know.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: I feel like a traffic stops about five.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was. I have a really weird perception of time.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Everything feels like it goes by very quickly, yet the
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: minutes are the slowest thing ever. I could have been
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: there for five minutes. I probably was. I probably was. Anyway,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day. Mother's Day was great. We went to the
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Beverly Hilton UH with jam Jason, their son cam, her mom, Claudia.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: We had Brittany and Crusey. You Landon. So many people
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: were like, is the guy standing next to La La
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: her new boyfriend?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Oh Landon?
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: We were kind of cozied up to each other. I
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: was like, Okay, I could see why people would think that,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: did you see the photo Easton?
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: No?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: All right, well, do you just take a gander and
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: then let me know?
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: No, I mean, I've just no, all.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Right, Well, some people I felt the need to explain
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: that he was like.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: You've seen it. We've seen him so many times in
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: cooking video if you if you follow you you know,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you'd be surprised how many people like did
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: you know? You have to say something eight times for
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: like one percent of people to actually get it. So
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: maybe if I just post that photo seven more times,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: people a small percentage will understand that she's not my boyfriend.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: But I did feel the need to correct that. The
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: especial thing that happened on Mother's Day was the fact
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: that Sosa said, Mom. I don't think she meant to,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: but it was definitely a fluke because she didn't say
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: it again. But I heard it, Gigi heard it, Ocean
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: heard it. So I will forever hold on to the
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: fact that Sosa for the first time did that, Mum
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: for the first time on Mother's Day. Let's get into
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: some real effing good news that I saw this morning.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: What okay, so I love Amazon.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Let's make that very outdoor Amazon. Let me tell you this,
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I'm going to stop ordering from Amazon. Wow. I'm kind
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: of wanting it to be on my front porch. I don't.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: The news pops up that this delivery woman for Amazon
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: goes up these stairs to a house in Woodland Hills.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: They obviously have security cameras because I watched it. She
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: leaves the package. It's Mother's Day. It's freaking Mother's Day.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: On her way down the stairs, you guys, she drops
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: a deuce on the steps and peas in the driveway.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: This Amazon delivery woman.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: The twice two homes so far, two homes.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: This woman is just leaving nuggets. The girl, the owner
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: of the home. She goes. Yeah, after I saw it,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: it was a moment of like clutching my pearls. I
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: just didn't know why someone would do that, especially on
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day. I'm like, especially ever, ever, I can understand
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: a dude, and this is not me being like men
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: can do it, but women can't. I think it's all disgusting.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: She'd never pee in someone's home, but like a dude,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: it's so much easier like a female to.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Go to the rest. A lot of work you have
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: to like and then squad against for people, or just
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: have a nice set of quads on you.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Dude, she full on pop locked and dropped.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: No, didn't she. I mean it looked like she sat
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: on that little edge of the thing and like just
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: let her.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I'm repulsed.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: No, I am too, because there's a lot of times
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: even walking around the ease of parts of where we are,
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, is that a human shit or a
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: dog shit?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: It's probably a little combination.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: If I have to think, if it's a human shit
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: or a dog shit, it's a human shit.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Probably. Amazon did release a statement We're deeply disturbed. Same
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: We're deeply disturbed by the unacceptable behavior of this delivery
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: driver and apologize to the customers involved. We immediately identified
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: the driver and they are no longer delivering on behalf
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: of Amazon. This was given by Richard Rosha, Amazon spokesperson.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: What a day for Richard to be like, Hey, Dick,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: we've got an Amazon delivery person shitting on people's door stuff.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: We're gonna to make suit.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: We're gonna need you to release a statement.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: He's like, God, damn it, Dick, We're in shit. This is.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I'm just people, the just the no shame in your game.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: I just have to I just would like to know
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: where she was mentally.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Because everybody has like a ring camera or security footage.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Like I've seen people like just at grocery stores, like
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: with a basket and they're like looking at something and
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: they'll literally just like open their leg and a ship
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: will drop out and then they'll just where I see.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: I've seen it on TikTok look up people, and you
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: can look up people pooping in super There was another
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: one that I saw.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Going to vomit. This is a trigger warning.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, trigger warning. There was another one that I saw.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: There's a guy walking in like the Frozen, not the Frozen,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: but like the meats nowhere it's like cold but not
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: and he literally sits down, shits and then gets up
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: and just starts walking. Have you seen it? John?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: See, you guys are weird.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: My for you page is pretty keeps me out of
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: real life. That's what I need. No of real life.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: That is real life though. That's why I don't leave
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: the house when you start telling me people are shitting
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: in grocery stores. Yeah, I'm good, but.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I want to catch the dude so I can put
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: his nose in it like a bad dog.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to do that with a dog. By
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: the way, well, you're supposed to take them over to
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: the poopy and you say no, no, no, and then
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: you walk them, set them in front of the door,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: open it, and then they go out. And then once
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: they go to the bathroom outside, you go, yeah, good baby.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: And that's how you train your dog.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: And then with toys, with dogs, you're not supposed to
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: have a bunch of toys because then they think anything's
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: a toy. So if they're chewing on something that they
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: shouldn't you you put it in front of that and
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: then that's when you say no, no, no, And then
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: you put the real toy that they can chew on
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: in front of them, and you go. Yeah, I'm like
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: the Miss Rachel of dogs.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: We haven't trained the dog.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: And speaking of animals, Share and other activists try to
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: stop the transfer of two elephants labeled as the world's
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Saddest elephants. The transfer would happen between the La Zoo,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: which is where they've been, and they would move them
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: to a zoo in Tulsa. Grammy winning artists Share spoke
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: out on behalf of the beloved animals, posting to x
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: with a link to send forms to Mayor Karen Bass
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: and will see if she goes anything, and calling the
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: potential move secretive, saying it would only lead that I
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: don't think that's the right word.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They wanted the move to.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Be secretly secretive, saying it would only lead them to
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: another cage. The Tulsa Zoo is not a sanctuary. Chaer said,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Billy and Tina have served their time in confinement. They
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: deserve they deserve the chance to live in peace and dignity.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: For at least fifteen years, Share has been advocating for
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: moving Billy to a sanctuary. He's been locked up since
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty nine. Tina was held captive in the private
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: zoo prior to being placed in the La Zoo. They
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: have been through hell. I've seen firsthand what it takes
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: to rescue, rehabilitate, and safely relocate elephants to sanctuaries. Don't
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: even get me started on zoos, you guys.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Speaking, I freaking refuse. The Hogal Zoo in Utah closed down.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: It did, Yeah, why, I don't know. I don't I
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: will not there.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: There are certain zoos that I'm all about. It's a
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: rare occasion, like the San Diego Zoo does phenomenal work, right.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I thought the Hogal Zoo was all right too.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I can't speak one hundred percent on that. I know
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: that La Zoo is absolutely disgusting and repulsive. And there
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: have been times where people have asked me to go there,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: or they've held birthday parties, and I'm like, Nope, you
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: will not be catching me dead there.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: And I'm in the process right now of teaching ocean
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: because my peda campaign came out for Moms against SeaWorld
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: and someone wrote in the comments section, like, great work,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: but what's the difference between a zoo and It's like, okay,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: just because this campaign is only focusing on shutting SeaWorld
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: down and focusing on teaching our kids to not support
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: places like this. That doesn't mean that one day we
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: won't focus on the zoos, but I think that they
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: go one thing at a time. But I'm glad he
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: brought it up because it also went it ran parallel
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: to what we're talking about today. And I've told Ocean
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: because she sees things.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: It is what Hogel Zoo is still open. I was mistaken.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I heard from one of my it's a good one. See,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I knew it.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: It's treading propaganda on the line.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: This was a word of mouth from a friend in Utah.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: It was like, yeah, they closed it down.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I don't And you didn't think to google.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: No. I never go to the no.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I would google, like sometimes when you share things on
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: TikTok and I'm like is that real and you're like, yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: it's real, And then I look it up and it's like, no,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: that's not real.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: What now?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Up in the air? It's on the news right now,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Future of Ronnie up in the air, and Derenda's on
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: the TV. Why does it make me so happy? Oh
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: my god, she's a savage. We'll talk about it anyway.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about this, because if you guys
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: are thinking about going to a zoo, just make sure
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: that it's an accredited zoo. And also, I think you
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: need to start teaching your kids why you don't go
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: to places like SeaWorld, like certain zoos, why we don't
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: swim with dolphins. I'm sorry, the dolphin does not want
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: you swimming on its back, and it certainly doesn't give
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: a shit that you're going to propose on its back.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Did you see that video of the dolphins doing flips
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: and things like.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: That and he landed on didn't it die?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah? It was devastating, absolutely devastating.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I did see that, And Ocean knows.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: She's been watching a lot of YouTube kids the Dodo
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: channel Dodo channel for kids. Oh yeah, they talk about
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: like saving all of these marine animals and sending them
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: back into the into the waters. I go, look, Ocean,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: they're going back into the ocean where they belong.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, she it's weird when you talk to her
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: about because you were like, Ocean, that's why you have
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: to keep the ocean clean. I was like, oh my god,
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of oceans being run.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Around, and she gets it.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: No, she does, she helly gets it.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Speaking of Ronnie, casting and filming is happening this summer.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: The Real Housewives of New York is reportedly in final
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: stages of casting and will be filming this summer. This
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: news came out one day after a report that Ronie
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: was on ice indefinitely while Bravo figured out what to
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: do with the show. I am really curious to see
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: who they're giving the boot to. I don't think Brinn
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: will return. I I bet Aaron will come back. Unsure
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: about Jessel. I don't know that Raquel will come back.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: The designer girl Jenna Lyons, I don't know. I feel
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: like Andy really likes her, so does Lily. I don't know,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: but all I know is that something needs to happen
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: with it. What happened to Ronnie is an absolute travesty,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: and I would like to see the old cast come back.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Like I've been watching Love Hotel and just seeing Luanne.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: She's freaking a hoot, man, like she's she.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't even get to like enjoy this.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: You didn't get to watch the chink.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I just started like me, and you started right when
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: it was like I started watching brand You.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Oh how sad for you. I know, honestly, if someone
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: told me, like I just started, where should I start?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Rony start from season one and then the final season,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: you can just give up on the last I think
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: it's twelve, so I think you could stop watching it
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: like season nine, okay, yeah, which is a pretty hefty season.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: That's a good season. I also saw that Melissa Gorga
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: posted a casting call on her Instagram, and it didn't
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: say specifically what it was for, but in it the
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: wording was like, we're calling for families where the matriarch
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: is the glue of the family and holds everyone together.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: So I'm assuming that they're recasting Jersey as well. Yeah,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of things that need an overhaul.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I like, I like New Jersey, though you do. I
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: don't know, maybe I ca.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, then I was thinking maybe they could do, maybe
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: they could do. Maybe they're doing it for like the
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: wife swap, you know, because Bravo brought on like a
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: bunch of new shows. They brought on Real Housewives of
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Rhode Island.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Rhode Island.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I thought the same thing, but really, where else would
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: you go? What are some major cities they've got New York, Well,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: they're recasting Jersey.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I would like to see h see.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I would like to see like Real Housewives of like Montecito,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: but then that's some real money. They're like, we don't
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: want the drama. We don't want to be famous, we
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: just want to be really what I.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Would like to see like New Orleans like that would
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: be sick, like Rhode Island.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: They're also rebooting Ladies of London. I never watched Ladies
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: of London. It ran for three seasons like back in
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: the day.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Is it just who was on that?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: The only one that I know is Carolyn Stansbury, and
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: then they moved her to Real Housewives of Dubai. But
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: now Dubai is canceled as well, so Ladies of London
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: and then a reboot of Shaws of Sunset that they're
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: actually calling a spin off of The Valley the Valley
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Persian style. It's with Reza and MJ. Do not like
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: the name.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: No, I'm trying to moll over.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I wish that they were going back to Shaws of Sunset, Like,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why you can't take those characters call
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: it Shaws of Sunset again. But we can take Roney
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: and we can take vander Pump Rules and be like,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: you're getting vander Pump Rules, but not one person is
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: the same. Why can't you take Shaws of.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Sunset because they're not on.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I mean a lot of the Housewives of Beverly in
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Beverly Hills.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like the Shaws of Sunset more. It has
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: more of a ring to it. Yeah, the Valley, the
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Valley persion.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: For me, it's a huge miss for me. They also
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: have a wife swab the Real Housewives. Addition, cast members
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: from the Real Housewives will take off their stilettos and
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: step into a Real Housewives shoes.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: So like an actual like.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: An actual how yeah wow wife swap? So the original
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: wife swap was on ABC. No cast has been announced yet.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't love it.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Don't love it at all.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't you remember they used to do this and
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: like two moms would switch families.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I remember wive swap.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: It's terrible.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: But now what's going to happen is these like the
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Real Housewives are going to actually be real housewives where
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: they're gonna cook and clean and do the whole bit.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: So do what they do now? The fuck is going
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: on in this world? My French?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: You know, I don't even know who I would want
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: to see you on this because it just doesn't seem
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: like anything i'd be interested in. I don't get this
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: at all, and it doesn't to me. I'm not sitting
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: here being like, oh gotta watch Wive Swap the Real
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Housewives edition. I know.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Well, it's everything's being remade, even you know.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: There's not a new thought anywhere.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, even the buddy that we saw at Coach or
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: stage Coach when he was like, I got a show.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was watching basically, and I go, so
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: you just start room raiders. You're dating people off their rooms.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Room raider, go look it up. It happened in two
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: thousand and fucking eleven. Oh not a new idea, sorry, buddy.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Uh Rihanna is pregnant again?
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Wow, and all of is he's off trial though? Right?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he got off squeaky clean. He went a trial.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Rihanna freaked out when like you should have seen her
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: in the courtroom. His whole family like lost their minds understandably.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: But she revealed her bump outside of the Carlisle Hotel
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: during met Gala weekend, and she was in like a
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Mark Jacob's skirt with a matching top. She had an
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: umbrella and I didn't realize that Asabrack was the met
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Gala CoA chair this year. Has he always been?
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, I had no idea.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know much about the Meggala, to be honest,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I actually a lot of people stay from well, a
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: lot of people were like, I'm underwhelmed by the looks
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: at this uh at this Metgala, And I actually was
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: super into it.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff. I just find the Mecgala
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: to be super super wet person. I mean, yeah, devilish
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: in a sense for me.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Oh Easterns in the TikTok in the conspiracy theory area,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: but the same this year of the Megala, I feel
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: like you would have loved it was super fine tailoring,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: black style. I feel like you would have loved the looks.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: No, I did. And guess who I really did love
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: the look of Shaboozy. Oh was his Shaboozies was so yeah?
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: That was the other conspiracy. They were like they got
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: to Shaboozie. He's you know, he'd stilled his soul and
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: I was like he was dressed in dope before.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm like him.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: I love Shaboozy.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I think he's great.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Same.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I thought his Domingo looked awesome. And you guys, I
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: have to tell you. So I was watching four Seasons
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: and I know I shouldn't. I did not watch it
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: with Ocean, But she had walked into the room while
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I was watching it, and she was that man is
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: such a hot man mom about Domico.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Cor Oh no, sorry, let's see.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: She was very She goes, can you rewind it?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: No, we cannot. Lifting.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: She was like, she was very Why.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: If she's gonna start dating.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: She's not gonna date she's four years old.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I have about fifteen years to start picking
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: them up.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she she knows what she likes. That's for dyang. Sure. Anyway,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I thought that the the met gala was really really sick,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: very uh underwhelmed by Kim K's look. This is the
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: second big night that I've been like, she never misses
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: because she's Kim Ki. But quite honestly, I was like,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: this is what we got. She looked like she was
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: in Spandard, inspired by Countess Luanne with the hat. Did
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: you see it?
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: No?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: There were memes and I reposted it because I looked
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: at it. The countess is always wearing these like little
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: let me see it's kind of tilted down on one
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: eye and it and Kim Kay is wearing that anyway.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Oh I do. Look, I won't lie. I love this look.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Let me look at it. You like it?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: I love the hat down? No, the hat is said
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: like I even in.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: You're right, it is pretty sick with the necklist.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: I want to say it's rush hour too.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: The frenchwoman that they're like, that's in it. She has
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: like in one of the scenes, the hat down and
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Looking at the baage though. All right, she looks good.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Kylie looked good too.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: They'll never miss it's alligator.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: What do you mean real alligator?
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Well, no, it's just like the I mean that's going
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: to be up to her. But it looks like it's
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: like the print.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, no it is.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: But no, why are you you underwhelmed?
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Lauren, Maybe I'm just a b.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: I think you you got a anyway.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: No, she looks good. Okay, all right, you changed my mind.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: She looks great. Yes, she always looks great. I'm just
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: saying compared to a lot of the other looks like
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Sianna Taylor Slade, what is that girl's name? Janelle Monet?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Oh beyond? Like, there were so many looks where I'm like,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: you really did the damn thing.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Do you think Kim Cake can never do the damn
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: thing anymore? Because she's done it so many times that
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: you'll never be able to Like it's almost to the
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: point where she can't keep topping it. Yeah, probably yeah, because.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: She's Yeah, she's kind of gone more simple, which is
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: weird because I love that, Like, that's my favorite type
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: of look. But back to Rihanna pro creating, uh like
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: a jack rabbit. I'm so into it. She's got Rizza
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: who's twenty one months, and Riot who's too. The next baby,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: the third will definitely be in our name asap has
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: uh confirmed. So Riot, so rizzaz a Riot, and then
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: the next one will definitely be another.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Our name, Ronnie. Could you amine Riot and Ronnie?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: We can only hope that reminds me of when I
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: did not skinny but not fat and I was talking
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: about so she goes. We can expect for your next
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: baby to be named like Michelle. You just give all
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: of these crazy names and then.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Just like Joe Joseph straight out of the Bible.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm into it also asap. Got this ring
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: made Easton, and it's got Rihanna on the top of it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: This way.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Wait, so it says like Rihanna down.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: No, it's a statue, like a little sculpture of the ring.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: And then it's upward. It sits like that high and
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: she's got braids. And he said, check out that forehead
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: like it's like the down to the the way that
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: they customized that face that she's got. It's got diamonds.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Listen to how many too? I think I wrote it down.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: If you're gonna wear a ring like that, you you
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: have one hand now made of one hundred and thirty
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: grams of eighteen carrot gold and holds a little more
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: than five carrots of brilliant cut white diamonds. Damn how much?
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: It doesn't say how much it is time out. It's
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: an actual statue of Rihanna and is so large that
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: it requires two bands to hold it up. That would
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: be sick. It's got to be a lot of money.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I just learned today.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Too, that that's a stupid ring.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Easton definitely needed more sleep this morning. No freaking Tory Lanes,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: the hip hop artist that shot till Megan was Stallion
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: in the foot. Yeah, he got stabbed in the yard
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: in prison shooters get stabbed and literally had to be
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: taken to the hospital. But he's in freaking Bakersfield, leading
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Baker's Field. I do not see top care coming from there.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Like someone put him in a chopper and take him.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: To see her, right, do you think they were like, hey,
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: we have Tory Lanez coming to Bakersfield. We got to
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: call somebody in LA and fly him out.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but like I don't know how that works.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Obviously it was bad enough that he needs medical attention.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: I will say, I thank you, Lily, thank you. Could
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: be missing. I could be wrong again, tell me if
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I am. I found out that you really don't even
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: get to choose where you work when you're like a
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: doctor or a nurse and all these because you have
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: to get placed. Yeah, like my buddy's brother, Yeah, he
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: had to live in like North Dakota for a year.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: I was like, right, because, yeah, he's a pharmacist now
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: and he gets to choose, But for like ten years
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: he had to do residency in a whole bunch of
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: different areas, and so he didn't even get to choose
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: where he work. So maybe there's a good doctor up
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: in Bakersfield that just doesn't want to be there.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not shitting on Bakersfield. I'm sure that they have
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: a lovely facility to treat Tory Lanes. Before we sign off,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I wanted to read this because I constantly freaking do this.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: It's called revenge resting, also known as revenge bedtime procrastination.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: It's a phenomenon where individuals choose to stay up late
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: at night to enjoy activities they didn't have time for
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: during the day, essentially taking revenge on a busy schedule.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: This can manifest his watching TV, scroll social media. Everyone
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: does this, right, yeah, or engaging in other leisure activities,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: often at the expense of necessary sleep. My dad always
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: told me, you cannot catch up on sleep once the
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: sleep is gone. Like you can't say tonight, I'm gonna
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: get twelve hours like it just it doesn't happen. Your
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: body's run down. You have to get Some doctors say,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: what six hours is enough? If I don't get If
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I don't get at least eight, I'm for sure screwed.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I have to have at least eight. If I can
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: hit twelve, then I'm really cruising like a champ half
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: the day. I love a good ten hour sleep, yeah,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: but everyone does that. I It's weird because I'll be exhausted,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: and by the time I'm ready to get in the
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: bed and I'm showered, I have a second wind of
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: like I get to ketch up on my show. I
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: get to ketch up on text messages, like I'm gonna
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: eat all the Gouda cheese and crackers.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: In the world in the bed to me.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm talking.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I'm talking like I'm not kidding, like I yeh. I'll
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: go up in my room after and I'm like, I'm
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: exhausted because I'm with everybody, and I'm like, yeah, you exhausted.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: I get in my room, I get cozy, I brush
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: my teeth, and then I'm like, you're gonna grab a snack. Yeah,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: And then I'm watching my show and then before you
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: know it is.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Three hours have passed. Oh you're pushing into the midnight hours.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like twelve thirty and I'm like, I'm nowhere
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: near sleep.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know it's but I enjoy it,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I know, but everyone does this so much so that
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: it now has a term revenge resting.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: So now we just have to figure out how we
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: can make the work schedule work on our revenge resting.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I need to figure out how to get Ocean in
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: her own bed.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: That's good luck.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Then I do it for myself. I can't sleep when
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: she's not. Next week Black Anyway, you guys, the Menandaz
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Brothers are due back in court I think today, so
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: we'll see how that goes. I hope you enjoyed this
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: episode of the Give Them All a podcast. You can
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: catch the bonus on Mondays and this video will be
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: out on Friday. Bye,