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- 0:02Speaker 1: What is due to the resid nature of his.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Program listener discretion? Is it lies the Woody Show?
- 0:23Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.
- 0:37Speaker 3: Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. Well,
- 0:48Speaker 3: today is Tuesday. It is June sixteenth, twenty twenty six.
- 0:53Speaker 3: We are getting closer to Father's Day. Just another reminder
- 0:57Speaker 3: of thank you for that I needed. It's most forgotten holiday.
- 1:04Speaker 3: As as the father of the most kids in this room.
- 1:10Speaker 4: Five or so, Yeah, I will. I will go ahead
- 1:13Speaker 4: and give up Father's Day. Really, I would say this
- 1:16Speaker 4: because then it shows that we were just above the
- 1:18Speaker 4: whole concept.
- 1:19Speaker 3: But like we but like you're than father, right, but
- 1:22Speaker 3: you're not dealing with day to day kids. As someone
- 1:23Speaker 3: who deals with day to day kids, I'm glad they
- 1:25Speaker 3: give up Father's Day. I don't. I don't need that record.
- 1:28Speaker 3: What about you, Jeff j like Father's Day a big deal.
- 1:31Speaker 1: I wish we could change it to leave me alone day. Yeah.
- 1:36Speaker 3: When they asked what you want to him? That that's
- 1:38Speaker 3: what mom said. Yeah, they want they want left alone.
- 1:41Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:42Speaker 3: I just don't need it. I think most guys. We don't.
- 1:44Speaker 3: We're not guys, aren't. Greg is not We're not cards
- 1:47Speaker 3: people all the cards. Yeah, just not the reminder as well.
- 1:51Speaker 3: It's this Sunday. But see this week is also my
- 1:54Speaker 3: son's birthday.
- 1:57Speaker 1: Yes, of course.
- 1:59Speaker 3: In fact, he was born on Father's Day, which is
- 2:03Speaker 3: which is fine, sixteen seventeen seventeen. Damn dude, that crazy,
- 2:09Speaker 3: a seventeen year old. It's so weird, weird. See, we've
- 2:13Speaker 3: got the trending news headlines. We'll get to those birthdays.
- 2:16Speaker 3: Port of birthdays coming up here in just a minute.
- 2:18Speaker 3: How about it this day in history, Menace, it was
- 2:21Speaker 3: this day, June sixteenth. Back in nineteen twenty nine, this
- 2:27Speaker 3: is for you, specifically, Menace, Auto.
- 2:29Speaker 1: E Funk Auto e Funk.
- 2:32Speaker 3: Completed his one hundred eighty three day, four thousand, one
- 2:36Speaker 3: hundred and sixty five mile walk from New York to
- 2:40Speaker 3: San Francisco. Waste. They didn't even have the gram.
- 2:44Speaker 1: I know, what the hell.
- 2:45Speaker 3: He couldn't live stream it, stupid Menace walked forty one miles,
- 2:49Speaker 3: and we still hear about it like on a regular basis.
- 2:51Speaker 3: People go, hey, remember when you did that forty one
- 2:53Speaker 3: mile walk on the cameras. Yeah, now here's the other thing.
- 2:58Speaker 3: Sixty two years old when he did it, and he
- 3:00Speaker 3: did this while playing his violin the entire way.
- 3:03Speaker 1: All right, new golf, new goal one violin, like exactly.
- 3:10Speaker 6: Play the violin for four thousand miles.
- 3:12Speaker 3: It's funny I saw, like, look, I realized that it
- 3:14Speaker 3: does take talent. You'll play the violin or play any instrument. Really. Yeah,
- 3:19Speaker 3: but uh, it's funny when you see like a guy
- 3:23Speaker 3: and I think you would call it more of the
- 3:24Speaker 3: fiddle instead of the violin, but a guy playing a
- 3:26Speaker 3: fiddle who's really rocking out in their performance, like doing
- 3:32Speaker 3: like the head bangings, it goes along with it. Yeah,
- 3:34Speaker 3: you see that more like in some of these like
- 3:36Speaker 3: country music performances and Charlie Das you have like electric
- 3:40Speaker 3: violin like.
- 3:41Speaker 1: Molly and stuff. Also drunk.
- 3:44Speaker 3: Also for you today, Menace, June sixteenth. Today for you,
- 3:47Speaker 3: it's International Day of the African Child. Okay, yeah, Menace
- 3:51Speaker 3: identifies as an African child. All right. It's also Fresh
- 3:56Speaker 3: Veggies Day, Menace, what you know, Menace don't do vegetables.
- 4:02Speaker 4: And this is officially canceling the day industry necessary.
- 4:06Speaker 3: Today's National Fudge Day.
- 4:09Speaker 6: We're back in.
- 4:10Speaker 3: Budge and this is okay, It's Arborious Appreciation Day, you know,
- 4:15Speaker 3: all these like random weird spam texts and calls and
- 4:18Speaker 3: emails and stuff you get. I feel like at least
- 4:20Speaker 3: once a week I get texts. You get them too,
- 4:24Speaker 3: I'm getting them to I get texted like shy. Yes,
- 4:27Speaker 3: So I'm a local arborous really yeah, and we are
- 4:30Speaker 3: doing some work on your street or your neighborhood.
- 4:34Speaker 1: Whatever, and we're doing like a forty off right. I
- 4:37Speaker 1: get it all the time from my old neighborhood.
- 4:40Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like.
- 4:40Speaker 1: Every week the arborists are doing work.
- 4:43Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 4:43Speaker 1: I never seen in my neighborhood.
- 4:45Speaker 3: I'm the same.
- 4:46Speaker 1: How did they give my number? Yeah?
- 4:48Speaker 3: I don't know. It's also weird when the ones that
- 4:50Speaker 3: they address you by name. Yeah you know, oh Greg,
- 4:55Speaker 3: that's weird. Bubblah blah blah blah.
- 4:56Speaker 4: Although I have an alter ego because if it's political
- 4:58Speaker 4: on either side, I get hello Griselda, and I've.
- 5:02Speaker 1: Been called Griselda for years. It's any political spam.
- 5:06Speaker 3: Yeah that's okay. Yeah that that that one's weird.
- 5:09Speaker 6: I don't know who Griselda is.
- 5:10Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. And then the real estate people
- 5:13Speaker 3: will send you stuff all the time, like consider selling
- 5:15Speaker 3: your home, and they do like a whole work up.
- 5:17Speaker 3: I'm thinking, like, man, I know, there's a lot of
- 5:19Speaker 3: work that goes into if you're a real estate agent
- 5:23Speaker 3: and then success. Yeah, it just seems like there's so
- 5:27Speaker 3: much work, leg work on both sides, like trying to
- 5:30Speaker 3: get people to list their house with you, and then
- 5:32Speaker 3: once you have somebody who's looking to buy a house
- 5:34Speaker 3: and you're driving around to all the different places and
- 5:37Speaker 3: then that process and how long. Like there's so much
- 5:40Speaker 3: work on both sides.
- 5:42Speaker 1: You're playing a long game. Yeah, and like what's the
- 5:44Speaker 1: I mean, what do you what do you walk away with?
- 5:46Speaker 7: Because on the payment right, pretty big payday.
- 5:53Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like if if you know you're not
- 5:54Speaker 3: getting paid until it closes, right, falls through all that
- 5:58Speaker 3: for nothing. So in the meantime there could be these
- 6:00Speaker 3: big long gaps where like nothing's closing. You're like, and
- 6:03Speaker 3: you know now that you also have those waves of times,
- 6:05Speaker 3: I'm sure like where everybody's closing, Like all the people
- 6:07Speaker 3: that you've been working with have been closed like all
- 6:09Speaker 3: the same time. But who knows. Yeah I couldn't do it,
- 6:12Speaker 3: Yeah no, yeah, no, thank you driving people around from
- 6:15Speaker 3: place to place and trying to make some crappy house
- 6:18Speaker 3: sound cool. Yeah, yeah, right, all right, time for your birthdays.
- 6:23Speaker 3: Your birthday show shivery. It's shiver because it's shiver and
- 6:33Speaker 3: you know you don't. All right, we'll start with the celebrities.
- 6:36Speaker 3: Happy birthday to Laurie Metcalf, who was played out Rose
- 6:39Speaker 3: ancestor Jackie. She was also in the Big Bang here.
- 6:42Speaker 3: It's been a ton of stuff. She's everywhere. Yeah, she's
- 6:45Speaker 3: seventy one years old today. He's the star wide receiver
- 6:49Speaker 3: for the Minnesota Vikings. Justin Jefferson is twenty seven years old.
- 6:53Speaker 3: He plays football and a chain that costs more than
- 6:55Speaker 3: your house. Like it's I mean, it's just like just
- 6:58Speaker 3: a string of giant diamonds. That's crazy. I'm always thinking, like,
- 7:03Speaker 3: don't any of those ever like just fall out, you
- 7:05Speaker 3: leave them on the field.
- 7:06Speaker 4: I can't believe you're allowed to wear jewelry while you play.
- 7:08Speaker 3: He's twenty seven years old today. John Chow from Harold
- 7:11Speaker 3: and Kumar Star Trek he's fifty four. And mc ran
- 7:15Speaker 3: from NWA fifty seven years old today. Your porn of
- 7:18Speaker 3: birthday is Kendra Sutherland Sunderland. I'm sorry, oh yeah, can't
- 7:23Speaker 3: you know this person I'm pretty sure I've met her before.
- 7:25Speaker 3: Kendra Sunderland sounds very fair. Today's birthday girl. She goes
- 7:29Speaker 3: down more than an elevator two hundred and thirty four
- 7:32Speaker 3: find adult films, including two Horny Babes are better than one?
- 7:36Speaker 3: Right right? Absolutely, she was in Flight Attendant Gets a
- 7:40Speaker 3: Threesome Layover, also Oiled Up Payback Sex. She was in
- 7:45Speaker 3: Banging the Businesswoman Volume one, Public Perving, also Naughty Girls
- 7:50Speaker 3: Need Rubs two. Yeah, she was in Take Me to
- 7:54Speaker 3: Your Breeder Volume one, Milking Big Naturals Volume one, and
- 7:59Speaker 3: then who can forget her unforgettable role and Employee of
- 8:02Speaker 3: the Mouth. Oh, that's good because it's like months So
- 8:07Speaker 3: they did there, but now that is Kendra Sunderland, who
- 8:11Speaker 3: is thirty one years old. They look familiar. I'm looking
- 8:14Speaker 3: to look at it from behind.
- 8:15Speaker 1: Looking at it.
- 8:17Speaker 4: The two people I know. She's followed by Seth Rogan
- 8:20Speaker 4: and Jim Norton.
- 8:21Speaker 3: Oh, I understand, Seth at different and got your Porner
- 8:25Speaker 3: birthday and your celebrity birthdays. Jeff already telling us about
- 8:28Speaker 3: like all the porn stars that were at the the
- 8:30Speaker 3: World Cup.
- 8:31Speaker 8: Yeah, they made an appearance at the World Cup and
- 8:34Speaker 8: Lina Roads and yeah, they had a box there.
- 8:38Speaker 3: Yeah, there are a few boxes there.
- 8:39Speaker 8: And they also, uh, there was a couple of memes
- 8:42Speaker 8: that said that they played with more balls than all
- 8:44Speaker 8: the players combined.
- 8:45Speaker 3: That's true. Yeah, more people making the kind of jokes like, man,
- 8:48Speaker 3: I you know, I think I've seen these girls before.
- 8:50Speaker 3: I just can't figure out. Yeah, I can't figure out
- 8:52Speaker 3: where nice.
- 8:54Speaker 4: Yes, I know Kendra Sunderland because I interviewed her at
- 8:58Speaker 4: Coachella like six years ago and I asked her how
- 9:01Speaker 4: did she who pay for her Coachella ticket as we
- 9:02Speaker 4: did many times, and she said, I blanked my way here?
- 9:07Speaker 1: Did you forget her? She's like video made.
- 9:10Speaker 4: Yeah, she just put the same video out a few
- 9:12Speaker 4: months ago, and it was like she puts out a
- 9:13Speaker 4: lot and she well, she reposted our video that we
- 9:16Speaker 4: shot and everyone everyone's like, hey, is that the cart
- 9:19Speaker 4: knarks guy heard my voice?
- 9:23Speaker 3: But we're gonna take a quick break more what he
- 9:24Speaker 3: shows next?
- 9:25Speaker 1: Hang on right back? What's up? What he show? Podcast listeners?
- 9:32Speaker 1: It's menace? Hey, heads up? This Thursday, June eighteenth, I'm
- 9:37Speaker 1: gonna be at Lazy Dog Restaurants, LA Live location from
- 9:41Speaker 1: two to four pm. Doing a bunch of giveaways for baseball,
- 9:45Speaker 1: theme park tickets, concert tickets, What do you show, merch
- 9:47Speaker 1: and more. All you gotta do is show up for
- 9:50Speaker 1: a chance to win once again. That's this Thursday, June eighteenth,
- 9:54Speaker 1: from two to four pm at Lazy Dog Restaurant at
- 9:57Speaker 1: LA Live. Can't wait to see you there in the
- 9:59Speaker 1: met time keeping joining the Woody Show podcast.
- 10:06Speaker 3: And let's check in and see what's happening with the
- 10:08Speaker 3: trending news headlines.
- 10:09Speaker 9: Well, with the deal to end the war with Iran
- 10:12Speaker 9: set for Friday, oil prices dropped to the lowest price
- 10:15Speaker 9: since March fifth, which is when the US announced the
- 10:18Speaker 9: war with Iran. So the national average price of a
- 10:20Speaker 9: gallon of gas down forty six cents, but that is
- 10:23Speaker 9: still a dollar and eight cents higher than it was
- 10:25Speaker 9: before this drama with the Ran started. Now, there's no
- 10:28Speaker 9: timeline for if and when gas prices will drop to
- 10:31Speaker 9: pre war levels, but like we have been down, there
- 10:34Speaker 9: probably won't be any time since. Yeah, I quickly ran
- 10:37Speaker 9: out and gassed up, thinking like, oh, today's the day.
- 10:40Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's supposed to be a signing what on Friday,
- 10:43Speaker 3: Friday or whatever? This deal is kind of revealed the
- 10:45Speaker 3: deal as well. In the story of that, somebody had
- 10:48Speaker 3: mentioned something about Ukraine. I completely forgot about that.
- 10:51Speaker 1: That's still going on. They're still talking about Lebanon, like
- 10:54Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 10:55Speaker 3: But what I'm saying, like the Ukraine thing, the Rushi
- 10:57Speaker 3: of Ukraine thing, we're onto what man that two.
- 11:00Speaker 1: Plus years yeah, something like that.
- 11:02Speaker 3: But dude, that thing just completely like vaporized in the news,
- 11:06Speaker 3: like you didn't hear. I was like, oh, wait, oh, yeah,
- 11:08Speaker 3: that's still going that's still a thing. A lot of
- 11:10Speaker 3: things enter the news that are these massive emergencies ebola
- 11:14Speaker 3: and then that just goes away, and yeah, hunt of.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Virus that goes away when you stop clicking on it.
- 11:20Speaker 1: There's gonna stop reporting. Yeah.
- 11:21Speaker 3: But like when there's something like the Ukraine thing going on,
- 11:24Speaker 3: it's just interesting about how you don't really hear anything
- 11:27Speaker 3: about it. It doesn't pop up like on any of
- 11:29Speaker 3: the front pages of any of the stuff. Just after
- 11:32Speaker 3: a while, people go, Okay, even the thing I think
- 11:36Speaker 3: kind of came and went from the news cycle.
- 11:39Speaker 9: This is sad. Eight people are dead after an Air
- 11:41Speaker 9: Force B fifty two bomber on a routine test mission
- 11:44Speaker 9: crashed shortly after takeoff and then burst into flames. This
- 11:47Speaker 9: was at Edward's Air Force Base in California yesterday.
- 11:50Speaker 1: Did it vaporize? Did you see the footage?
- 11:52Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, that's right.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:54Speaker 9: When they said it's not survivable immediately as unsurvivable. The
- 11:58Speaker 9: crew was a mix of uniform military, government civilians, and
- 12:01Speaker 9: government contractors, and Boeing released a statement saying that they
- 12:04Speaker 9: are in contact with the families of the victims, they
- 12:06Speaker 9: are offering support, and the cause of that crash is
- 12:09Speaker 9: still under investigation. That investigation is going to take many months.
- 12:14Speaker 9: And then something from the Woody Shows follow up dot
- 12:16Speaker 9: com newsdesk, this is disturbing. There's an update to the
- 12:19Speaker 9: story about the woman who has thrown off that bridge
- 12:22Speaker 9: without the bungee cord. Turns out she was still alive
- 12:25Speaker 9: immediately after that fall. Ye now, how who knows, But
- 12:30Speaker 9: this off duty nurse saw it happen. She rushed over
- 12:34Speaker 9: to save her, and the nurse said she was alive
- 12:37Speaker 9: when she arrived, and she said that she even talked
- 12:39Speaker 9: to her, and that she has a habit of joking
- 12:41Speaker 9: and saying to her patients, nobody dies on my shift.
- 12:45Speaker 9: And three of those bungee jump operators got arrested and
- 12:48Speaker 9: charged with homicide on Sunday. That's after two of them
- 12:50Speaker 9: made a break for it. Remember they ran away Right
- 12:52Speaker 9: afterwards when.
- 12:53Speaker 3: I first realized, like, oh my god, what was actually happening. Yeah,
- 12:56Speaker 3: they all split, they scattered like cockroaches. Now I looked
- 12:59Speaker 3: at the video of what it's supposed to look like
- 13:02Speaker 3: and what actually happened. It couldn't be more clear. I
- 13:06Speaker 3: understand maybe you're having an off day and you're overlooking
- 13:09Speaker 3: certain details, but when they're holding her above their heads,
- 13:13Speaker 3: clear as a bell, here's the thing. Nothing bungee jumping, right.
- 13:17Speaker 3: The first thing you would check would be the bungee. Yeah.
- 13:20Speaker 3: The first thing you do when you step out onto
- 13:22Speaker 3: the bridge is to get ted d you're sky on.
- 13:25Speaker 3: The first thing I would look to the parents to
- 13:27Speaker 3: make sure is there is the parachute. It's unreal.
- 13:30Speaker 1: But that looked like the most ghetto bungee cord I've
- 13:33Speaker 1: ever seen in my life.
- 13:34Speaker 10: Yeah, it didn't seem super legit.
- 13:36Speaker 9: And ghetto location too. The whole thing awful. Now, this
- 13:40Speaker 9: is everywhere. According to court records obtained by TMZ, jelly
- 13:43Speaker 9: Roll filed for divorce from his wife last month in May,
- 13:46Speaker 9: so that divorce was mutual.
- 13:48Speaker 3: They asked for it to remain a private family matter.
- 13:51Speaker 3: So it's like last month May or last year May, no,
- 13:54Speaker 3: last May, last month in May. Yeah.
- 13:57Speaker 9: So Jelly Roll met Bunny XO in twenty five fifteen,
- 14:00Speaker 9: that was before he hit it big, and the couple
- 14:02Speaker 9: met in August of twenty sixteen, and Bunny, who was
- 14:05Speaker 9: previously a sex worker, decided to quit the industry in
- 14:09Speaker 9: the year twenty twenty three, that was years after they
- 14:11Speaker 9: got married. Yeah, Jeff g what were you saying? Like, uh,
- 14:14Speaker 9: he was like talking about like how gangster she was and.
- 14:17Speaker 8: Yeah, this was like a video that they took of
- 14:19Speaker 8: him in a recording studio and he didn't know what
- 14:22Speaker 8: was being filmed that he was talking about some other
- 14:23Speaker 8: stuff taking over country music, et cetera. But then he
- 14:26Speaker 8: staked his claim and said his wife is a gangster
- 14:29Speaker 8: ass b excud that my wife did that bitch and
- 14:32Speaker 8: ass though my wifs were.
- 14:34Speaker 4: Sad, gangster, fixed and sold.
- 14:36Speaker 1: She will clear so much.
- 14:38Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a gangster bitch that sold pea work, that
- 14:42Speaker 3: sold her vagina.
- 14:43Speaker 1: Well, but maybe she's going back to yeah now, yeah,
- 14:46Speaker 1: I mean she she now, loodcast does all kinds of stuff.
- 14:50Speaker 3: I just saw something that said, uh hold on, where
- 14:53Speaker 3: did it go? It was from People magazine. Yeah, Bunny
- 14:56Speaker 3: XO post sexy lingerie photo hours before jelly Rolls split
- 15:00Speaker 3: said she's getting her sparkle back. Yeah, she's taking her
- 15:04Speaker 3: talents to OnlyFans.
- 15:05Speaker 1: Well, we did go to the Two Bears five K
- 15:08Speaker 1: that jelly Roll was at, and that was on May ninth,
- 15:11Speaker 1: and I did think it was kind of weird that
- 15:12Speaker 1: she wasn't there because it was such like a big
- 15:16Speaker 1: deal that she was part of the past like five
- 15:18Speaker 1: K runs with jelly Roll and then like he had
- 15:21Speaker 1: like this huge weight loss and then he was going
- 15:23Speaker 1: to hit this goal, and I'm like, why isn't Bunny here?
- 15:25Speaker 3: This is odd? Well, the fact that that he filed
- 15:29Speaker 3: seems to be that maybe you know she's the one
- 15:32Speaker 3: you know that well, I'm telling you she like this
- 15:34Speaker 3: could have done something stepped out, but she.
- 15:36Speaker 1: Has this popcast. This podcast is like popped off and.
- 15:39Speaker 3: Things like that. But typically when it's the partner who
- 15:43Speaker 3: loses a ton of weight and starts glowing up, like
- 15:46Speaker 3: they're the ones that start feeling themselves and maybe do
- 15:48Speaker 3: something stupid because you know, he's got more fame than
- 15:52Speaker 3: he's ever had, he's skinnier and whatever than.
- 15:54Speaker 1: He's ever been more popular than.
- 15:56Speaker 3: Yeah, all of a sudden, like a little bit more
- 15:57Speaker 3: temptation maybe, and so maybe he then would have screwed
- 16:00Speaker 3: up and she would have filed.
- 16:02Speaker 1: That's not the way it went down, well, but I.
- 16:04Speaker 7: Thought that it was they're preparing to leave. That's why
- 16:06Speaker 7: they're losing all the weight because they're going to go
- 16:08Speaker 7: back on the market again, and didn't want to get
- 16:10Speaker 7: in shape before they go.
- 16:12Speaker 3: Yeah. Maybe, And then the moving truck pulled up to
- 16:14Speaker 3: the house, apparently to get all her stuff out. I
- 16:16Speaker 3: guess I've never seen a moving truck quite like that.
- 16:18Speaker 3: It looks like it got graffitied on it, like it
- 16:21Speaker 3: was just a collage or you know, a mural. Very
- 16:25Speaker 3: strange moving van. Check it out if you have a chance. Finally,
- 16:29Speaker 3: we're gonna end on some happy news, and I would
- 16:30Speaker 3: say this is just the best news. So a pair
- 16:33Speaker 3: of nuns in Brazil. All I love that this is
- 16:38Speaker 3: Greg's kind of story. This rules. I hope they make
- 16:41Speaker 3: a movie out of this. Two nuns in Brazil on
- 16:43Speaker 3: a movie, Greg, We're gonna have to workshop the title
- 16:47Speaker 3: of it. They've been in the headlines for their crazy stories.
- 16:50Speaker 3: So these two nuns met back in twenty nineteen, didn't
- 16:53Speaker 3: like each other at first, didn't get along. One nun
- 16:56Speaker 3: thought the other was kind of stuck up, and then
- 16:58Speaker 3: the other one was just hating the other one just
- 17:00Speaker 3: for no reason, you know, typical chick stuff. At the convent,
- 17:03Speaker 3: you know.
- 17:05Speaker 9: At the Yeah, well, they were forced to work together,
- 17:09Speaker 9: and while they were working together, they ended up getting
- 17:12Speaker 9: pretty close, so close that they both quit the convent,
- 17:16Speaker 9: went lesbo for each other and got married.
- 17:23Speaker 1: And you hear about that with a couple.
- 17:42Speaker 3: And then they said, why are we fighting do it?
- 17:47Speaker 3: Let's wink, let's kiss and make up. That is a
- 17:50Speaker 3: great song, lady. The couple is on social media. They
- 17:55Speaker 3: say that sexuality and faith shouldn't be separated because there's
- 17:59Speaker 3: no way to separate that. So they can love each
- 18:03Speaker 3: other and love the Lord. And now they're married. Yeah,
- 18:06Speaker 3: that's sweet. You know, even God digs it. You know,
- 18:10Speaker 3: God's not above.
- 18:11Speaker 1: He made two chicks. I know they're born this way,
- 18:17Speaker 1: but do you think that, like, you know, their lifestyle
- 18:19Speaker 1: kind of pushed them more towards lesbian.
- 18:22Speaker 3: They were forced into it lesbian ship, and then yet
- 18:26Speaker 3: what made them lesbian?
- 18:28Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 18:29Speaker 3: What could it be called? Craziness in the convent? Oh yeah,
- 18:35Speaker 3: convent lingas about convent truth?
- 18:41Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, I don't know. I mean, there's a
- 18:45Speaker 1: bunch of words hit that rhyme that I can't say
- 18:47Speaker 1: on the radio about clams back into the convent, fuzz,
- 18:53Speaker 1: bumping for.
- 18:53Speaker 3: Jesus, bumping donuts for Christ, scissoring.
- 19:01Speaker 1: For yeah, scissor, Saints.
- 19:04Speaker 3: Yeah, sat Yeah, Saints, scissor maybe sister Sisterhood of the
- 19:12Speaker 3: Removal of pants. There's Look, we'll brainstorm it out. I
- 19:15Speaker 3: got it all right. What is it? Bad habits? Bad habits? Yeah?
- 19:23Speaker 3: I love it saying hey for good habits. Yeah, good habits.
- 19:27Speaker 1: It's a good one.
- 19:28Speaker 3: Anyway. That's what going on with.
- 19:31Speaker 1: What show.
- 19:33Speaker 3: I'm talking about a couple different things that people are
- 19:35Speaker 3: responding to you on the text.
- 19:37Speaker 1: What you can do as well?
- 19:38Speaker 3: You can also be a part of the show. However,
- 19:39Speaker 3: you like eight seven, seven forty four what it is
- 19:42Speaker 3: to call in text in you do that over to
- 19:44Speaker 3: two to ninety seven. You know, it'd be great if
- 19:46Speaker 3: we can eventually just get it where it's like one
- 19:47Speaker 3: number and you can either call her text. You can't
- 19:50Speaker 3: with everything else, but it's radio, so you know it's
- 19:53Speaker 3: making it difficult. We make it difficult for you. We
- 19:55Speaker 3: make things very difficult for whatever reason. Everybody's good at something.
- 19:59Speaker 3: That's what radio is good at, making things difficult. All right,
- 20:03Speaker 3: So following up on some ideas because Greg had that
- 20:08Speaker 3: story his favorite story of the day, the nuns, the
- 20:12Speaker 3: nuns that went lesbians, they quit the comment got together, Yeah,
- 20:16Speaker 3: full lesbian got married and what was the what was
- 20:19Speaker 3: the element you said you liked the best?
- 20:21Speaker 9: Oh, that they didn't get along at first. They thought
- 20:24Speaker 9: one was stuck up the other one just hated the
- 20:26Speaker 9: other one, and that they were basically fighting, which is all.
- 20:28Speaker 3: Of Greg's fantasy when it comes to lesbians, even though
- 20:30Speaker 3: he's gay, Like he loves lesbians. We've talked about that before.
- 20:34Speaker 3: That'd be something to bring back because we were trying
- 20:36Speaker 3: to get Jeff up to speed on everything. Oh yeah,
- 20:38Speaker 3: Greg Gorya's lesbian stories good. So it's like we're chicks
- 20:42Speaker 3: call in who aren't full time lesbians, but they dabbled
- 20:46Speaker 3: or they you know, experimented, and they tell Greg about
- 20:48Speaker 3: their most lesbian experience. Greg loves the story part time
- 20:52Speaker 3: lesbians a lot. And Greg's big thing is always like, oh, well,
- 20:56Speaker 3: you know, like let's say there's a pillow fight. Usually
- 20:59Speaker 3: what he goes with like a cliche pill or a
- 21:02Speaker 3: hot tub, yeah, or hot tub, but like the pillow fight,
- 21:05Speaker 3: like you know, yeah, they're going at it and then
- 21:07Speaker 3: they have this epiphany and they say, why are we fighting?
- 21:10Speaker 3: We should just kiss.
- 21:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad we share some fantasies.
- 21:16Speaker 3: Yeah. So uh. He likes the fact that these two
- 21:19Speaker 3: nuns didn't even like each other and then they went
- 21:22Speaker 3: lesbian and now they're married makes it hotter, Yeah, it does.
- 21:25Speaker 3: And then we're trying to think of like, oh if
- 21:26Speaker 3: that eventually came out as a movie, like what called Somebody?
- 21:30Speaker 3: A couple of people on the text had some really
- 21:32Speaker 3: good ideas. We were throwing out a couple different ideas.
- 21:35Speaker 3: Scissor Sisters is great, of course that was a band sister.
- 21:39Speaker 3: And then the other one, this is the perfect one.
- 21:41Speaker 3: This is from let's see the three two three Scissor Act.
- 21:46Speaker 1: That's the winner's Scissor act.
- 21:52Speaker 3: Scissor because that was a movie about not about nuns.
- 21:59Speaker 3: Will be sister act and it's part of good and yeah,
- 22:02Speaker 3: that's how they usually do it. They usually take like a.
- 22:05Speaker 1: Movie that already exists and turn it into something else.
- 22:09Speaker 3: Right, So that's a that's pretty good. Yeah, we were
- 22:11Speaker 3: playing the tongue or you know sound which people people
- 22:17Speaker 3: love every time, you know, lesbians come up. We are
- 22:21Speaker 3: somebody had text over four one two. Where do you
- 22:23Speaker 3: guys get the tongue sounds when the lesbian stories come up?
- 22:25Speaker 3: It's awesome? Is that a TV show sound effects? It's
- 22:28Speaker 3: from a movie. We've talked about this before. The origin
- 22:30Speaker 3: of it is from the movie Kingpin with Woody Harrelson,
- 22:35Speaker 3: which came out like in the nineties, and his character,
- 22:39Speaker 3: Woody Harrelson's character was a kind of a down and
- 22:42Speaker 3: out guy, you know, baller dude or whatever, and he
- 22:46Speaker 3: had to pay off the rent and the the white
- 22:49Speaker 3: trash toothless landlady had an idea about what he could
- 22:54Speaker 3: do to pay off the rent.
- 22:55Speaker 6: Two bits of advice for you, Munthson.
- 22:57Speaker 5: Number one, why.
- 22:58Speaker 11: Don't you forget about this bowling business and gets yourself.
- 23:01Speaker 3: A real job.
- 23:04Speaker 4: He's like, poking you still on me another month's rent?
- 23:12Speaker 3: Yeah, so it was like the afterglow of just hooking
- 23:16Speaker 3: up because he was like trying to pay off the rent.
- 23:17Speaker 3: So he's in bed with his disgusting toothless you know.
- 23:21Speaker 9: Yeah, for years I thought that was from the Exorcist.
- 23:26Speaker 3: No, because she does the whole thing where she puts
- 23:28Speaker 3: her tongue between her two fingers. That good stuff. And
- 23:35Speaker 3: then we were talking about we were talking about Jelly
- 23:39Speaker 3: Roll and his wife Bunny getting divorced, and we were wondering,
- 23:44Speaker 3: you know, what the hell happened there? What's what's going
- 23:46Speaker 3: on there? Maybe, Sammy, maybe you love cheaters. I know
- 23:50Speaker 3: how much you love cheaters. Maybe it was a cheating situation.
- 23:53Speaker 10: I don't think so.
- 23:54Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is for cheaters again, Sammy the apologist,
- 23:57Speaker 1: she'll probably like this idea.
- 24:00Speaker 7: You a bad thing without being a bad person.
- 24:02Speaker 3: Apple has introduced a new hide my Location feature that
- 24:06Speaker 3: allows users to temporarily pause location sharing in the fine
- 24:10Speaker 3: mind the messages for an entire day without sending any
- 24:14Speaker 3: notification to the people that they were sharing with. Wow,
- 24:18Speaker 3: that's a way to go off the radar without giving
- 24:19Speaker 3: them the notification that you have like discontinued the location.
- 24:23Speaker 3: And what if the person just decides to check on
- 24:25Speaker 3: your location, would it give a fake location?
- 24:27Speaker 1: I'm sure it'll probably give you your last location, just
- 24:30Speaker 1: the most location not available? Oh yeah sometimes. Apple says, well, no.
- 24:37Speaker 3: Because that happens from time to time, like if you're
- 24:40Speaker 3: in a certain area or whatever, then you know, yeah yeah,
- 24:43Speaker 3: or if it's trying to connect them for whatever reason,
- 24:45Speaker 3: just can't.
- 24:45Speaker 7: But if it consistently starts happening.
- 24:48Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but you only turn it on when you're cheating, right, Sammy.
- 24:51Speaker 7: Right, which I mean could be some people could be
- 24:54Speaker 7: doing it enough.
- 24:55Speaker 3: Apple says the temporary pause is different from turning location
- 24:59Speaker 3: sharing entirely, and the person's location simply stops updating rather
- 25:04Speaker 3: than disappearing. So every time steamboat Willy has a quote
- 25:08Speaker 3: business trip and his location is not available, yeah.
- 25:12Speaker 7: Right, because I do monitor his location.
- 25:16Speaker 3: Also, there are a bunch of different apps too, and
- 25:20Speaker 3: these are like a fair mode apps so developed to
- 25:24Speaker 3: disguise themselves as other features. So you can have an
- 25:26Speaker 3: app on your phone that looks like calculator or something else.
- 25:32Speaker 3: And so when your significant other is going through your
- 25:34Speaker 3: phone and wondering, why, you know, what do you have
- 25:37Speaker 3: two calculators? Yeah? You know, one of them isn't a
- 25:40Speaker 3: real calculator. It might be a way to store photos
- 25:44Speaker 3: or other text messages, or it could be for your
- 25:49Speaker 3: You could disguise your you know, Tinder, whatever you're using.
- 25:52Speaker 9: Just make it look like you're different. What a loser
- 25:54Speaker 9: you go through all that effort. I'm going to actually
- 25:57Speaker 9: get your fake apps to hide my just man up
- 26:00Speaker 9: and say, you know what, let's not.
- 26:01Speaker 3: Be together exactly left of the thousand times trillion times.
- 26:05Speaker 3: It's so annoying.
- 26:06Speaker 9: You're you're an adult, right, I know an adult that
- 26:09Speaker 9: the day before he got married, he confided in me.
- 26:11Speaker 3: He's like, I really don't want to get married tomorrow.
- 26:14Speaker 3: I said, then don't do it. Yeah, I knew he
- 26:17Speaker 3: was a serial cheater, and he's I just don't want
- 26:20Speaker 3: to do it.
- 26:20Speaker 9: Well, then don't do it. Oh, everybody's already on their
- 26:23Speaker 9: way invitation. That marriage lasted like six.
- 26:26Speaker 3: Months, all right about the king, It says her text
- 26:30Speaker 3: services have gotten themselves into the party with updated features
- 26:33Speaker 3: that automatically delete messages after determined period of time. Usually
- 26:37Speaker 3: deletion period is thirty days, but apps like WhatsApp allow
- 26:40Speaker 3: user to have messages deleted automatically after twenty four hours
- 26:44Speaker 3: or other time periods like, so you can set whatever,
- 26:47Speaker 3: like after a certain amount of time, just automatically delete
- 26:49Speaker 3: my text messages in case you forget. See, these are
- 26:52Speaker 3: people that will why are you writing all this down, Sammy?
- 26:54Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 26:54Speaker 3: There, they'll in inevitably get busted because you're gonna have
- 26:58Speaker 3: to keep track of so many stories, so many all
- 27:01Speaker 3: these different apps. Some specific chats can also be locked
- 27:04Speaker 3: so they can't be accessed without permission in case somebody
- 27:07Speaker 3: accidentally forgets to delete them, or they contain stuff too
- 27:10Speaker 3: juicy to delete, like you don't want to get rid
- 27:13Speaker 3: of that, this one, I want to forever. This one
- 27:17Speaker 3: was extra hot, yeah, or just don't be a scumbag exactly.
- 27:21Speaker 10: It's too hard though, Greg.
- 27:23Speaker 3: You're an adult. You could do whatever you want to do.
- 27:25Speaker 3: I have to stay with that person.
- 27:27Speaker 1: I can't even pull up where's the location thing on here?
- 27:30Speaker 1: What do you mean on Apple? I don't know it's
- 27:32Speaker 1: not you don't know where location service? Yeah, yeah, it's weird.
- 27:37Speaker 1: Did an update? And I can't even pull up like
- 27:40Speaker 1: the fine mine because I think I've been sharing our
- 27:42Speaker 1: location with our friend Mike. What do you for like
- 27:46Speaker 1: the past five years.
- 27:47Speaker 3: So if you just go, like if you just open
- 27:49Speaker 3: up settings in the search and just type in location,
- 27:53Speaker 3: can you spell location, that might be the problem.
- 27:56Speaker 1: I always put.
- 27:58Speaker 3: The location services right there.
- 28:00Speaker 1: Yeah, it's entered privatey, privacy and security.
- 28:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:03Speaker 1: Why are we telling menace how technology?
- 28:05Speaker 3: Because is weird the upside?
- 28:07Speaker 11: No?
- 28:08Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, because I know they recently did
- 28:11Speaker 1: an update. Let me finish. I know they recently did update.
- 28:15Speaker 1: I usually just click on fine my and then I
- 28:17Speaker 1: can see all my friends. But then it's not there anymore.
- 28:20Speaker 1: It's weird.
- 28:21Speaker 3: I don't know. Man, sounds like user error.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Ye, pretty easy.
- 28:25Speaker 3: Add phones to menace his list. Yeah, it has a feeling.
- 28:32Speaker 3: Show and into.
- 28:35Speaker 1: Another hour here of the Woodie Show.
- 28:37Speaker 3: Thank you for being here. Phones open eight seven seven
- 28:40Speaker 3: forty four Woodie text us two to nine eight seven.
- 28:46Speaker 3: And let's talk about uh, let's talk about Picky Eaters.
- 28:51Speaker 3: Oh so we're talking about you here. No, I just
- 28:54Speaker 3: know what I like very well. You're picky. I'm not
- 28:57Speaker 3: super picky man like I know people. Man, look at
- 29:00Speaker 3: our friend Bill. Oh, Bill is he's a legal child?
- 29:04Speaker 1: Bill is what sixty something years old? Yeah?
- 29:07Speaker 3: Okay, this guy he has to have plain cheeseburger and
- 29:11Speaker 3: I don't even know his cheese. Maybe plain hamburger nothing nothing, huh.
- 29:15Speaker 3: He gets pancakes with only butter, no syrup, no what
- 29:19Speaker 3: like the guy he that is what I'm talking about.
- 29:22Speaker 9: Like, and with dinner, an adult dinner, will drink milk.
- 29:25Speaker 9: What a hamburger like just.
- 29:29Speaker 3: Bun burger bun and then a glass of milk.
- 29:31Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and he Eddie loves them. When you guys
- 29:35Speaker 1: acknowledge it every time.
- 29:37Speaker 3: Well, because you know when you go to a you know,
- 29:39Speaker 3: when you go to a restaurant with a vegetarian or
- 29:41Speaker 3: whatever and you're like, oh, man, I hope there's something.
- 29:44Speaker 3: I always feel like, oh I feel a little guilt
- 29:47Speaker 3: because I'm like, oh, I hope there's something here they like.
- 29:50Speaker 3: But the thing with Bill is Bill's you know, he's
- 29:52Speaker 3: a thousand so like he's been to these places, so
- 29:54Speaker 3: he already knows how to order it.
- 29:56Speaker 1: Yeah. So he tries to be quiet about it, not
- 29:58Speaker 1: like a vegetarian.
- 29:59Speaker 3: That in correct, true correct, Like so's he's not obnoxious
- 30:02Speaker 3: about it. It's just interesting about the guy eats four things. Yeah,
- 30:06Speaker 3: well there's a bunch of things that I'll eat. Other
- 30:09Speaker 3: things I've tried. I just don't like. No, that's not
- 30:12Speaker 3: entirely true. That well, there's a couple of things that
- 30:15Speaker 3: have been mental terrorism, right that you used to like that.
- 30:18Speaker 4: I used to like mental terrorism. Can you see how
- 30:21Speaker 4: he's actually liked it. He's acting like they're terrorizing him, not.
- 30:23Speaker 3: That he's not. I say, it's a mental thing. Like
- 30:26Speaker 3: there's certain things with people that they don't like a
- 30:28Speaker 3: particular texture or they don't like a particular that's a thing. Yeah,
- 30:32Speaker 3: that's a thing, which is fair.
- 30:33Speaker 9: That's fair if you go your whole life saying, uh,
- 30:36Speaker 9: eating sour dough bread and then one day, no, I
- 30:38Speaker 9: hate it because it reminds me of yeast and like,
- 30:41Speaker 9: but you liked it for twenty years.
- 30:43Speaker 3: Like a lot of people like you, you don't want
- 30:45Speaker 3: to know how the sausage is made, Like you might
- 30:47Speaker 3: like hot dogs until you find out, you know, pig
- 30:50Speaker 3: lips and buttholes. What do you call meat? Lamb? Lamb?
- 30:53Speaker 3: Like for whatever reason, yeah, lamb. It's just never been
- 30:55Speaker 3: a favorite because I've tried it, and I go, but
- 30:58Speaker 3: I can't get past the idea. The Mary had a
- 31:01Speaker 3: little lamb whose fleece was white as snow and it's
- 31:03Speaker 3: like this, I don't know, like very dull rhyme.
- 31:06Speaker 4: Right.
- 31:08Speaker 3: We started when I was a kid because my my
- 31:10Speaker 3: friend's mom used to make leg of lamb all the time. Yeah,
- 31:14Speaker 3: and I'm like lamb and I had to had lamb.
- 31:17Speaker 3: And I tried, sorry, but I couldn't get past, like,
- 31:19Speaker 3: you know, the hairy meat.
- 31:21Speaker 4: That's part of being an adult to say, Okay, I'm
- 31:22Speaker 4: going to stop that now, but you don't have to.
- 31:24Speaker 3: Is my point. I tried other things, like at one
- 31:29Speaker 3: point I tried shrimp, and I like shrimp. I have,
- 31:31Speaker 3: you know, I'll go to a sushi and I'll get
- 31:33Speaker 3: like like a spicy tuna or whatever.
- 31:36Speaker 1: Great.
- 31:36Speaker 12: You know.
- 31:37Speaker 3: Well, talapia was great until I watched Dirty Jobs with
- 31:41Speaker 3: Micro and he went to a one of those fish
- 31:44Speaker 3: farms where they were like farming talapia and they had
- 31:50Speaker 3: a clean, a clean tank and they raised some other
- 31:53Speaker 3: kind of fish in there, I forget what it was.
- 31:55Speaker 3: And then they harvested those fish out of there when
- 31:57Speaker 3: they were ready to go. And the tank that they
- 31:59Speaker 3: were in that they had been breeding them in, great,
- 32:02Speaker 3: It was a cocka tang. It was just straight sewage
- 32:05Speaker 3: and what what do they use to clean up the water.
- 32:07Speaker 3: They put tilapia in there, and tilapia were raised in
- 32:10Speaker 3: this and by the time they harvested the talapia, the
- 32:12Speaker 3: water was filtered and clean again, because the tilapia is
- 32:15Speaker 3: ansh eating fish, and so the.
- 32:18Speaker 1: Whole idea is you are what you eat.
- 32:20Speaker 3: I didn't like the fact that this fish, this telapia,
- 32:24Speaker 3: grew itself and became an adult fish that I'm ready
- 32:27Speaker 3: to eat based off of a diet of coca. I
- 32:30Speaker 3: didn't like that. I'm aware, But for whatever.
- 32:35Speaker 1: Reason I didn't watch them.
- 32:36Speaker 10: I didn't.
- 32:37Speaker 3: My point is I didn't watch a Dirty Jobs episode
- 32:39Speaker 3: about it and see it. Maybe if I saw it,
- 32:42Speaker 3: how like sometimes people watch videos of a slaughterhouse or
- 32:47Speaker 3: a chicken thing or whatever, they go, you know what
- 32:49Speaker 3: I can't do. I can't do chicken anymore. I think
- 32:52Speaker 3: that's I think that's fair enough. I do agree, just
- 32:56Speaker 3: don't prefer I just don't prefer it. I don't hate it,
- 32:59Speaker 3: I just don't. It doesn't do anything for me.
- 33:01Speaker 9: My opinion that lobster has changed because I used to
- 33:03Speaker 9: think it's quite fancy to have like a lobster sitting
- 33:05Speaker 9: on your plate. Now I'm kind of morphing away from that,
- 33:08Speaker 9: Like that's really not fancy. It's a giant insect on
- 33:11Speaker 9: a plate.
- 33:12Speaker 3: But anyway, So there are plenty of things that I
- 33:14Speaker 3: do eat. There's other things that I've tried. Oysters try
- 33:17Speaker 3: them not my favorite. I've tried a bunch of things,
- 33:20Speaker 3: and there's certain certain things I just don't care for
- 33:23Speaker 3: and I don't feel the need to choke them down
- 33:25Speaker 3: simply because quote, I'm an adult, right, So that that's
- 33:29Speaker 3: that's my point. There's other people who do not try,
- 33:32Speaker 3: will not attend, will not even trying, you know, you
- 33:36Speaker 3: might kill them. Yeah, are there some of these more
- 33:38Speaker 3: exotic things. I'm not interested in eating bugs, They're not
- 33:40Speaker 3: to be eaten, Like I just I don't feel the
- 33:43Speaker 3: need to try that, you know, or some of these
- 33:48Speaker 3: other like you see uh certain.
- 33:50Speaker 1: Parts, Uh is it tripe?
- 33:53Speaker 3: Yes? Like yeah, no, theyn't need to Yeah. Blood sausage
- 33:59Speaker 3: you hear about that, yeah? Na, like or they get
- 34:01Speaker 3: like the sheep's stomach or the cat.
- 34:04Speaker 4: Whatever they blood sausage is like it it's basically like
- 34:07Speaker 4: oats that they that they soak in blood. But why yeah, Well,
- 34:11Speaker 4: because people back in the day needed every calorie they
- 34:13Speaker 4: could get.
- 34:13Speaker 3: That's back in the day. We're not in that day,
- 34:17Speaker 3: you know.
- 34:17Speaker 4: And I would agree with the tripe because it's just
- 34:19Speaker 4: so tall. It's like eating rubber bands. But just choke
- 34:22Speaker 4: it down. I don't understand the blood thing. Why, Like
- 34:31Speaker 4: you can.
- 34:31Speaker 1: Go to the story and get perfectly good eggs.
- 34:33Speaker 4: We're perfectly good chickens and du Yeah, right, exactly, not there?
- 34:39Speaker 3: All right, here, check out this clip.
- 34:41Speaker 1: Here.
- 34:41Speaker 3: Here's your chicken and brocoli fini pasta.
- 34:44Speaker 13: Oh, I'm so sorry. Is that cheese?
- 34:46Speaker 14: Yes?
- 34:47Speaker 1: I believe so.
- 34:47Speaker 13: I can't have cheese. It upsets my stomach. I'm so sorry.
- 34:51Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so sorry. All right, here you go, chicken
- 34:53Speaker 3: and brocol no cheese.
- 34:55Speaker 13: I'm so sorry. I did not see this sauce. Does
- 34:57Speaker 13: this sauce have dairy in it?
- 34:59Speaker 3: Yes? I believe so.
- 35:00Speaker 13: I'm so sorry. I kenna darium lactose intolerant.
- 35:02Speaker 3: You've been to dinner with someone like this?
- 35:04Speaker 14: Be farting all over chicken and broccoli feuccini, no cheese,
- 35:09Speaker 14: no sauce.
- 35:09Speaker 13: Did I not say no broccoli?
- 35:12Speaker 10: What the men?
- 35:12Speaker 12: You said chicken and broccoli?
- 35:14Speaker 10: Right?
- 35:14Speaker 13: But everyone hates broccoli. You guys, honestly shouldn't even have
- 35:17Speaker 13: it on the menu.
- 35:18Speaker 3: I'll remove the BROCCOLI's as she ends up with just
- 35:21Speaker 3: positive nothing on it.
- 35:22Speaker 1: No, no, whatever. Yeah, I've been to dinner with Sammy before.
- 35:27Speaker 10: I just order it that way. But I ad Spaghetian better,
- 35:30Speaker 10: thank you.
- 35:30Speaker 4: No cheese.
- 35:33Speaker 3: Here's a guy. Here's a guy going over some things
- 35:35Speaker 3: that he likes or doesn't like.
- 35:36Speaker 14: If you're a picky eater, so we're gonna look at
- 35:38Speaker 14: the most hated foods, and if you refuse to eat
- 35:40Speaker 14: more than half of them, then nobody likes cooking for you.
- 35:43Speaker 14: Mayo was mid but I'll eat it. The media killed
- 35:45Speaker 14: Brussels sprouse. They're actually so good to food. No, I
- 35:49Speaker 14: don't really eat like soy based foods. I don't want
- 35:51Speaker 14: to get boobs. How do people hate sushi? It's god
- 35:54Speaker 14: sent love that I enjoyed blue cheese, especially the dressing
- 35:59Speaker 14: Cilantros good.
- 36:00Speaker 3: You've got to grow up. It doesn't taste like soap.
- 36:02Speaker 1: Yeah, suck on. That menace is not a vegetable guy,
- 36:08Speaker 1: so it's already way behind it.
- 36:10Speaker 3: Yeah, instantly. Yeah, the menace is very anti vegetable.
- 36:15Speaker 4: That's been proven to be actually genetic, that menace menace.
- 36:18Speaker 4: Literally it does too. Cilantro, Yeah, it tastes terrible. I mean,
- 36:22Speaker 4: downstairs in our building they make a delicious chicken sandwich.
- 36:26Speaker 4: But then they love putting it.
- 36:29Speaker 1: I see.
- 36:30Speaker 3: I love Slantro and I don't experience that. Yeah, so
- 36:33Speaker 3: like I love it, the more the better. I'm cool
- 36:35Speaker 3: with Cilantro. But everyone I know people who swear to
- 36:37Speaker 3: men I don't think they are dramatic people. Yeah, so
- 36:41Speaker 3: when they say that it has that taste, I do believe.
- 36:43Speaker 1: Though, people are like, oh, it tastes so fresh.
- 36:44Speaker 3: No, it does it on rotten chicken tastes fresh. Here's
- 36:49Speaker 3: something for you, menace. When it comes to vegetables, this
- 36:52Speaker 3: is a nutritionist who doesn't eat vegetables. Okay, good, Okay,
- 36:55Speaker 3: now warning, fun accent ahead.
- 36:58Speaker 12: When I tell people that I study biology and I
- 37:00Speaker 12: don't eat vegetables for health reasons, they usually think I'm
- 37:03Speaker 12: joking or completely insane. We've all been told how vegetables
- 37:06Speaker 12: are this nutritious superfood that we need to concern. But
- 37:09Speaker 12: what no one talks about is the evidence that shows
- 37:12Speaker 12: the complete opposite. For many people, vegetables are doing more
- 37:15Speaker 12: harm than good.
- 37:16Speaker 1: Speak on it. Vegetables are doing more harm than good.
- 37:19Speaker 4: We're going to talk about like, you know, gas and
- 37:22Speaker 4: inflammation and stuff.
- 37:23Speaker 1: Yeah, the vegetables more than anyone.
- 37:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 37:30Speaker 1: Yeah, vegetables basically is like putting water on your food.
- 37:34Speaker 4: That's putting water on your food flavor. This goes back
- 37:38Speaker 4: to his problem with fast food tomatoes. I think he
- 37:41Speaker 4: has he is, Yeah, he is so used to be
- 37:43Speaker 4: given to being given just the most garbage bottom of
- 37:46Speaker 4: the barrel vegetables that he doesn't realize good ones have
- 37:48Speaker 4: a ton of taste.
- 37:49Speaker 1: I hate vegetables more than anyone.
- 37:50Speaker 3: That's right, man.
- 37:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I got our nice restaurants too. They have vegetables there.
- 37:54Speaker 1: And you know you ever had like a.
- 37:57Speaker 3: Caesar salad. This is menace if menace was a cartoon.
- 38:01Speaker 1: Eat meat, meat, I look meat, it's so tasty.
- 38:09Speaker 5: Suits good.
- 38:10Speaker 3: Do you want me eat worse?
- 38:11Speaker 10: Why not? It's so tasty. You shaty veggies too.
- 38:16Speaker 1: I don't like veggies.
- 38:18Speaker 10: Eating meat and veggies together is better when I hear
- 38:21Speaker 10: that's right.
- 38:24Speaker 3: Steamed cauliflower with a little.
- 38:27Speaker 4: Potatoes considered vegetable technically, yeah, root vegetable.
- 38:30Speaker 1: Eat those all the time, dog, But you eat them
- 38:32Speaker 1: like how do you eat them?
- 38:33Speaker 3: But so you complain about tomatoes not even a vegetable.
- 38:35Speaker 3: It's really a fruit.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Yeah, correct, technically it's fruit. Oh yeah, but that's water.
- 38:40Speaker 3: That's water, but it's fruit, so it doesn't count as vegetable.
- 38:43Speaker 1: Yeah, but it doesn't matter. It's it's water. It's like
- 38:47Speaker 1: it just waters down your food.
- 38:48Speaker 3: Water down your food. Some tomatoes, you.
- 38:51Speaker 1: Might as well take a glass wa pour it on
- 38:54Speaker 1: top of your food.
- 38:55Speaker 3: What if you're having, well, you like chicken, all right,
- 38:58Speaker 3: you're having some roasted chickens, some delicious roasted chicken. And
- 39:02Speaker 3: on the plate is some green beans. You won't eat
- 39:07Speaker 3: the green beans, uh, because it waters it down the
- 39:12Speaker 3: green beans, like a side of green beans.
- 39:14Speaker 1: I wouldn't eat it because.
- 39:19Speaker 3: Green beans don't have any flavor. Doesn't Maybe it is
- 39:23Speaker 3: a like a physical thing with him because none of that,
- 39:26Speaker 3: Like tomatoes don't taste like water. Some of them are
- 39:28Speaker 3: so sweet, they're like candy candy. Yeah, have you had
- 39:32Speaker 3: candy homegrown summer with a little bit of that sounds
- 39:38Speaker 3: like to me? You're saying that, you know what that
- 39:40Speaker 3: sounds like to me? When people go there's no food
- 39:43Speaker 3: that tastes as good as skinny. Feel you're not eating
- 39:47Speaker 3: what we eat to get fat. I think I also
- 39:50Speaker 3: happen to be biased because I worship tomatoest like tomatoes,
- 39:53Speaker 3: but a week I like tomatoes a lot, but I
- 39:56Speaker 3: would never think they're like can Oh yeah, probably menace
- 40:00Speaker 3: is he's blown out his taste buds with chips and sodi.
- 40:04Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff. So's he's he's over.
- 40:06Speaker 4: He's like it's like a heroin addict. He can't feel
- 40:08Speaker 4: real pleasure anymore.
- 40:10Speaker 3: He's dragon. What did you guys see the video of
- 40:13Speaker 3: that chick? What was the jeff with the chips and
- 40:16Speaker 3: she had all that crazy amount of salt.
- 40:18Speaker 8: Yeah, she put a bunch of saw Tyler actually grabbed that. Yeah,
- 40:20Speaker 8: it was a bunch of salt on top of a chip,
- 40:22Speaker 8: even more than you would normally have on there.
- 40:26Speaker 3: To the top of it. Yeah, Tyler, like you should
- 40:29Speaker 3: see he has like little mounds of salt on mountains
- 40:32Speaker 3: of salt on each chips.
- 40:34Speaker 15: Wilds the video of myself eating tortilla chips with sea salt,
- 40:38Speaker 15: and it's blowing up and for all the people pummeting
- 40:41Speaker 15: that I have a little iron or I had pots
- 40:43Speaker 15: or whatever. The other comments were I have remember that,
- 40:46Speaker 15: I actually did get blood work done and my blood
- 40:48Speaker 15: work is completely normal.
- 40:49Speaker 1: It's just me wanting salt. I don't it's like to
- 40:52Speaker 1: eat it every single day.
- 40:53Speaker 13: It's just sometimes I want salt and I want chips.
- 40:57Speaker 3: That's oh god, a mount of that's That's not like
- 41:01Speaker 3: you just want salt because that's all you're gonna taste.
- 41:03Speaker 1: And be honest, Tyler, you would still hate it, right,
- 41:05Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he would monster vegetable yucky.
- 41:12Speaker 3: Well, so we're gonna have menace guess the vegetables? What? No, Yeah,
- 41:20Speaker 3: you brought in some vegetables menace and you're gonna be
- 41:24Speaker 3: blindfolded and we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna feed you
- 41:27Speaker 3: a bite of vegetables like no, individually, individually, We're gonna
- 41:32Speaker 3: see how many you can identify.
- 41:35Speaker 4: And for each one you identify, you get a donut.
- 41:39Speaker 1: A correctly correctly, I don't think I can do it.
- 41:44Speaker 3: Are not exotic like crazy, you know? Yeah, these are
- 41:48Speaker 3: These are just vegetables like that most people would be
- 41:52Speaker 3: able to I think I feel right, guys, I mean yeah,
- 41:56Speaker 3: like most people would be able to identify. Can menace
- 41:58Speaker 3: Guess the vegetable brows. It's not like a full serving,
- 42:04Speaker 3: like you're gonna get like a bite of each vegetable,
- 42:08Speaker 3: and can you identify it?
- 42:10Speaker 1: I don't think I could.
- 42:11Speaker 3: Well, we'll see, all right, text next over to two
- 42:15Speaker 3: two nine eight seven.
- 42:17Speaker 2: Well, right, we'll be right.
- 42:19Speaker 3: We'll be right back the wood Show. We're gonna see
- 42:23Speaker 3: if Menace can guess the vegetable. He can't hear anything
- 42:28Speaker 3: out there, Sammy.
- 42:28Speaker 1: Right, he can't hear anything.
- 42:32Speaker 3: Nope, Okay, Cious, I'm gonna tell everybody what we have.
- 42:35Speaker 3: We have. These are fresh, uncooked vegetables, standard stuff, standard stuff. Yeah,
- 42:41Speaker 3: nothing exotic, yeah, nothing, nothing crazy. But Menace hates vegetables
- 42:45Speaker 3: so much. I've never seen a person avoided vegetable like
- 42:48Speaker 3: Menace has. Like I've been out the many meals with
- 42:51Speaker 3: always over the years, and man, he will dodge a vegetable.
- 42:55Speaker 3: So I'm gonna give you, guys, the audience. I'm gonna
- 42:58Speaker 3: give you the order of which he's got here, any order.
- 43:01Speaker 3: So the first is Brussels sprout, which I've never had
- 43:06Speaker 3: raw before.
- 43:07Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think you're supposed eat him that way,
- 43:08Speaker 4: but it'll be fine.
- 43:11Speaker 3: Well we don't know, okay. So Brussels sprout is number one.
- 43:18Speaker 3: Brussels then I think it's his most hated because he's
- 43:22Speaker 3: bitched about it because his mom used to make cookies
- 43:24Speaker 3: and bread out of it. Zarcchini, and he's like this,
- 43:29Speaker 3: but this is this is I think. I mean, how
- 43:33Speaker 3: do you hate zucchini? There's no like, real like, there's
- 43:37Speaker 3: nothing overpowering of it. Yeah, I think he doesn't like
- 43:39Speaker 3: the idea that there's a vegetable in his cookies. Right,
- 43:42Speaker 3: then there's mushrooms then call flower, then onion. Okay, so
- 43:48Speaker 3: Brussels sprout's number one, zucchini, mushroom, call flower, onion.
- 43:54Speaker 4: And we know mushroom technically a fungus, but the same
- 43:57Speaker 4: idea as far as is concerned.
- 44:00Speaker 3: Yeah, dog, it's water, all right, Bring him in, got Sammy,
- 44:04Speaker 3: bring him in all right? Here here he here he comes,
- 44:08Speaker 3: all right? Menace has that blindfold on that we used
- 44:10Speaker 3: for the Glory Whole Challenge. These big, big googly eyes on,
- 44:13Speaker 3: these big googly eyes on there. That's the world's best blindfold.
- 44:18Speaker 1: Wearing a blindfold, it sounds like, you know, you're just
- 44:21Speaker 1: listening to the radio. Wa radio.
- 44:27Speaker 3: You can hear you can hear everything out there. No
- 44:29Speaker 3: what you could hear us out there? No, okay, I
- 44:32Speaker 3: like the world sounds like.
- 44:34Speaker 1: Sounds like we're listening. I'm just wow. We are blind people,
- 44:37Speaker 1: radio people. We have their whole lot of blind listeners.
- 44:40Speaker 3: All right, you're ready for item number one?
- 44:42Speaker 1: Menace stinks up and here?
- 44:44Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, guess the vegetable right in front of you,
- 44:49Speaker 3: the first one. Here we go.
- 44:51Speaker 1: He's touching the bowl. He can't figure it out.
- 44:53Speaker 3: Somebody just feed me.
- 44:54Speaker 5: No way?
- 44:55Speaker 6: Is it like?
- 44:56Speaker 1: Do I grab it? Reach in above the bowl? I
- 45:00Speaker 1: don't know, like I thought there was a special thing.
- 45:02Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Oh what was it? Taking the
- 45:10Speaker 3: grass like?
- 45:17Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is?
- 45:19Speaker 3: Is it like? Is there like a sweetness to it?
- 45:21Speaker 3: Is salad to it?
- 45:23Speaker 1: Bitter like grass?
- 45:26Speaker 3: Like bitter grass clippings? Is it moist?
- 45:29Speaker 1: It's kind of wet, damp. It's kind of damp. It's hard.
- 45:34Speaker 3: It's hard, okay, Like, what's the.
- 45:37Speaker 1: It's like a hard piece of salad or something.
- 45:41Speaker 3: A man, it's all the vegetables that you're trying. They're
- 45:44Speaker 3: all wraw, they weren't cooked.
- 45:47Speaker 1: I don't even know what this is.
- 45:48Speaker 3: Sound crunchy piece of salad?
- 45:50Speaker 1: Yeah, like you know, you get a little salad like
- 45:53Speaker 1: I don't know, like chunk green.
- 45:57Speaker 3: Take a guess, Take a guess. What's what's a what's
- 46:00Speaker 3: vegetable number one? God?
- 46:04Speaker 1: Is it? Uh?
- 46:06Speaker 3: It's very popular?
- 46:07Speaker 5: Is it.
- 46:10Speaker 1: For you?
- 46:11Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 46:11Speaker 5: Orange?
- 46:12Speaker 3: And some people roast it?
- 46:14Speaker 1: Hold on an orange? Well you said high invitamin C. Wait, okay,
- 46:22Speaker 1: you say it's very popular, hard like salad.
- 46:25Speaker 3: It's on most menus restaurant salad.
- 46:28Speaker 1: Is it Brussels sprouts?
- 46:30Speaker 3: Interesting? It's Brussels sprout? Nice? Is it? Yeah?
- 46:32Speaker 10: Oh?
- 46:33Speaker 3: Nice?
- 46:33Speaker 1: All I got by the clues. It tastes like garbage,
- 46:36Speaker 1: all right. I like it, though, when they roast and
- 46:38Speaker 1: put some salt on it. I'll eat that once in
- 46:40Speaker 1: a while, you will, I mean, only because it's there
- 46:43Speaker 1: and I already ate my steak and I'm still hungry.
- 46:45Speaker 3: Sometimes they put bacon in.
- 46:46Speaker 1: It, parmesan. Okay, okay, what is this? This feels weird?
- 46:52Speaker 3: Vegetable number two. Vegetable number two, here we go, all right?
- 46:58Speaker 1: This is this water has no flavor grass. The other
- 47:04Speaker 1: one tastes like grass. At least this is this is flavorless.
- 47:09Speaker 1: It's just flavor is like a like a wet chip.
- 47:12Speaker 3: Like a wet chip, have zero flavor. All right.
- 47:16Speaker 1: This is why it would be unnecessary to put on
- 47:19Speaker 1: any food because it would again, it would just be
- 47:22Speaker 1: like putting water on top of your food. I don't know,
- 47:24Speaker 1: if you want some crunch, I.
- 47:25Speaker 3: Don't know if you would put this on.
- 47:28Speaker 1: You would eat this by itself.
- 47:31Speaker 3: You know, most vegetables are eaten like as a side.
- 47:35Speaker 1: You know what it feels like. I can do it
- 47:37Speaker 1: by feel sure like uh, but usually they taste like
- 47:41Speaker 1: kind of dirty. Is it like a turn up or something?
- 47:44Speaker 3: A turn up? Let me know.
- 47:47Speaker 1: People do put this in stuff for crunch. That's true. Yeah,
- 47:50Speaker 1: it tastes like nothing. It's very versatile. You can roast
- 47:53Speaker 1: it and potassium. Yeah, really it's delicious.
- 47:57Speaker 10: Is it delicious?
- 47:58Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 47:59Speaker 1: Well what do you put on it?
- 48:00Speaker 3: Yeah, like a little bit of salt, Yeah yeah, it
- 48:03Speaker 3: could be like some salt and pepper. People might do
- 48:06Speaker 3: like they might. They might roast it with.
- 48:08Speaker 1: Some getting ripped off nothing. I know this might give
- 48:12Speaker 1: it away. But is it part of a rattatuia? I'm
- 48:14Speaker 1: not sure.
- 48:14Speaker 3: I'm sure you could. I'm sure included. What's your final
- 48:18Speaker 3: guest for number vegetable number two?
- 48:21Speaker 1: I say uh, I guess uh if it's like a
- 48:25Speaker 1: turn up, right, a turn up?
- 48:26Speaker 3: All right, well let's give them so. People will sometimes
- 48:30Speaker 3: also fry it. You'll see it on an appetizer menu
- 48:34Speaker 3: like fried. This vegetable technically a fruit. Some people's moms
- 48:39Speaker 3: might even use it for cookies or breads, right, some
- 48:42Speaker 3: people's moms some hungry vegetable. Yeah, memoryious zucchini, zucchini.
- 48:50Speaker 1: This is the most garbage zucchini. It's always like I
- 48:54Speaker 1: would have.
- 48:55Speaker 3: Not all zucchini, that's all zucchini. What do you think
- 48:57Speaker 3: zucchini tastes like?
- 48:59Speaker 1: Like straight ass is what it takes. It has like.
- 49:01Speaker 3: That's why we've never understood when you said, like your
- 49:04Speaker 3: mom would MAINI that your mom would make zucchini cookies
- 49:07Speaker 3: and breads and stuff.
- 49:08Speaker 1: What toastured me is the Kini crazy of ninety four.
- 49:12Speaker 3: It just kind of disappears in there though it's not.
- 49:14Speaker 3: It doesn't make the bread bad.
- 49:16Speaker 1: I don't know where you got this crap, but all right,
- 49:18Speaker 1: did not so he.
- 49:20Speaker 3: Got he got the Brussels sprouts, and then he did
- 49:24Speaker 3: not get zucchini. All right, number number three vegetable number
- 49:27Speaker 3: three ready, menace, all right, menas is trying to guess
- 49:30Speaker 3: the vegetable.
- 49:31Speaker 1: God, alright, it fails, like the zucchini fails. It feels
- 49:36Speaker 1: all right, just popped out the thing in your mouth?
- 49:39Speaker 1: Oh God, what what? Just like styrofoam?
- 49:45Speaker 3: Like interesting like styrofoam?
- 49:47Speaker 1: Certain, I guess, I mean has a styrofoam texture.
- 49:52Speaker 3: Okay, okay, what's the flavor?
- 49:54Speaker 1: Garbage?
- 49:58Speaker 3: Garbage? Are you taking little nibbles of it? Or did
- 50:04Speaker 3: you take a whole piece of it?
- 50:05Speaker 1: Didn't already ate a whole one? I'm trying to eat
- 50:08Speaker 1: more to try to get a flavor.
- 50:09Speaker 3: It's been dice.
- 50:10Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. God, Uh, dirt.
- 50:14Speaker 3: Dirt like dirt, I mean vegetables, do you know? Okay, yeah,
- 50:18Speaker 3: they do come from the earth.
- 50:19Speaker 1: Dirt with atirofoam feel to it. Dirty water again, water.
- 50:26Speaker 3: Dirt, that's the main ingredient of water.
- 50:29Speaker 1: Water.
- 50:29Speaker 3: Water.
- 50:29Speaker 4: Do you think we should feed vegetables like kool aid
- 50:32Speaker 4: so they taste better instead of like, yeah, dippity kool
- 50:35Speaker 4: aid brondo.
- 50:37Speaker 10: Nothing on that.
- 50:40Speaker 5: Now?
- 50:41Speaker 1: Wait, this is dice, so doesn't have its skin on it? Right,
- 50:45Speaker 1: it's not been peeled. God, I don't know what this is?
- 50:49Speaker 1: Isn't Is it a turn up again.
- 50:52Speaker 3: I figured this would be one of the more easy
- 50:53Speaker 3: ones to identify based on just almost holding it.
- 50:57Speaker 1: And I'll give you like a giant clue. God, so gross.
- 51:00Speaker 4: This thing respirates with oxygen carbon dioxide.
- 51:03Speaker 16: Okay, actually, yeah, it breezes or something tactically is Oh
- 51:13Speaker 16: so gross.
- 51:14Speaker 1: It's like rubbery. Yeah, definitely. I don't know. I have
- 51:20Speaker 1: no idea. Uh it would be last guest, Wait, is
- 51:27Speaker 1: it a mushroom?
- 51:28Speaker 3: It is a mushroom? Bro Wow, But what what got you?
- 51:33Speaker 3: Like right at the end there where all of a
- 51:34Speaker 3: sudden it hit you.
- 51:36Speaker 1: Just the actual feel of it because it was like
- 51:38Speaker 1: again spongy. And then he said, you know, and the
- 51:42Speaker 1: whole dirt tasting and.
- 51:43Speaker 4: Dirt mushrooms because like that's on pizza a lot, it's
- 51:46Speaker 4: on burgers a lot.
- 51:47Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's on it. I could eat it.
- 51:50Speaker 3: Keeping if you're keeping score at home. So far, we
- 51:53Speaker 3: did really well with the first one, Yeah he did.
- 51:56Speaker 3: He did really well with the Brussels sprouts. He missed
- 51:59Speaker 3: on the zucchini, and he got the mushrooms. All right,
- 52:02Speaker 3: So now we're on now, now we're on number four man,
- 52:06Speaker 3: All right, here we go. This is a vegetable number
- 52:09Speaker 3: four minutes whenever you're ready.
- 52:10Speaker 1: Go ahead, all right. The feel of it tastes like
- 52:14Speaker 1: the field feels like it like it fed up raisin.
- 52:19Speaker 1: He's got synesthesia.
- 52:20Speaker 3: Does it smell like the number four?
- 52:25Speaker 10: Ah?
- 52:26Speaker 5: It smells so bad?
- 52:29Speaker 17: Ohs like butthole? God, just because it feels it has to.
- 52:39Speaker 1: Be like alright, Brussels sprouts. No, not Brussels sprouts. Broccoli, broccoli,
- 52:47Speaker 1: broccory broccoli because of the field. And then it has
- 52:50Speaker 1: like little hairs that pop off.
- 52:52Speaker 3: On the top of hair, got hair, little little ball hairs,
- 52:55Speaker 3: ball hairs, yeah, ball like.
- 53:00Speaker 1: Little pebbles like pop off, like it has his little
- 53:02Speaker 1: hair on top.
- 53:03Speaker 4: What if I told you it's often found in different colors, different.
- 53:07Speaker 3: Col and they charge more for that.
- 53:12Speaker 5: Isn't that?
- 53:14Speaker 1: Isn't broccoli come in different colors?
- 53:16Speaker 12: Right?
- 53:16Speaker 3: Not really know?
- 53:17Speaker 1: They have like white broccoli, right or yellow broccoli? Yeah,
- 53:21Speaker 1: white broccoli.
- 53:21Speaker 3: I'm saying that the hell you might be thinking about?
- 53:25Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to say I know what he's
- 53:27Speaker 1: thinking of.
- 53:28Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the one that makes your peace. No, no, no,
- 53:31Speaker 3: he's thinking now, he's thinking of something else.
- 53:32Speaker 1: This is so gross. He's actually thinking the right thing. Okay, menace, Yeah,
- 53:37Speaker 1: let's get down to a guest here.
- 53:40Speaker 3: For food you describe as water, you have a big reaction.
- 53:44Speaker 1: Yeahs like drinking water because I don't like eating dirt.
- 53:47Speaker 18: Dude, this looks like dirt too. This dirt is dirt.
- 53:51Speaker 18: It smells like beehole. Smells like beehole, has a dirt
- 53:54Speaker 18: hint to It has a hint of dirt, has a
- 53:56Speaker 18: little like it has ball hairs.
- 53:59Speaker 1: Yeah, it has like a stem with little ball hairs
- 54:01Speaker 1: on top.
- 54:02Speaker 3: Okay, all right, so give me a guess.
- 54:07Speaker 1: Uh, like I said, broccoli has broccoli?
- 54:09Speaker 3: All right, he's saying broccoli it is. It is not broccoli,
- 54:13Speaker 3: but it's a it's BROCCOLI's cousin.
- 54:15Speaker 14: I guess it's calflower.
- 54:18Speaker 3: I thought he was thinking asparagus.
- 54:21Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it looks like white broccoli a little bit.
- 54:24Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 54:24Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you know what I don't want to do anymore? Dude,
- 54:28Speaker 1: mash cauliflower really good califlower rice?
- 54:33Speaker 3: You know what?
- 54:34Speaker 1: You know what's good rice?
- 54:36Speaker 3: Yeah? My wife says cali flower.
- 54:38Speaker 1: I'm like what she's not? Well? Yeah, like all right,
- 54:42Speaker 1: cauliflower is so versatile and perfect. Yeah, cool story, bro Yeah.
- 54:50Speaker 4: I didn't know that you're eating the undeveloped flower buds
- 54:52Speaker 4: when you're.
- 54:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what you get like a ball hair, yeah.
- 55:00Speaker 1: Pebbles on top like not nodules, yeah, nodules, florettes, florid.
- 55:07Speaker 3: All right, yeah, all I got one more, one more
- 55:09Speaker 3: vegetable for menace, guessing the vegetable. Are you ready?
- 55:13Speaker 10: Here we go, menace?
- 55:15Speaker 3: Last one?
- 55:16Speaker 1: I mean the piece that I pulled out feels like
- 55:18Speaker 1: an apple size, but obviously that's not it. Ah, oh,
- 55:25Speaker 1: all right, this one is easy, This one is easy. Yeah,
- 55:30Speaker 1: it's onion.
- 55:32Speaker 3: It is onion, extra b what kind of onion? Yeah?
- 55:36Speaker 3: What kind of onion?
- 55:38Speaker 1: The purple one?
- 55:39Speaker 3: Okay, red onion?
- 55:42Speaker 2: Red?
- 55:43Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a red onion, is it?
- 55:47Speaker 1: Okay?
- 55:47Speaker 3: Yeah? I couldn't call it purple because the red onions
- 55:50Speaker 3: are more pertinent. Yeah, they're stronger. Red onions are stronger.
- 55:55Speaker 3: I believe in a white onion than a white onion.
- 55:58Speaker 3: I would say the opposite.
- 56:00Speaker 1: Haven't a slice menace? No? What is what is a stronger?
- 56:03Speaker 3: I thought the red onion was strong because there's are
- 56:08Speaker 3: sweet those those are sweet?
- 56:09Speaker 1: Those are not those crazy people eat them straight up
- 56:13Speaker 1: like apples.
- 56:14Speaker 3: I thought red onion was supposed to be.
- 56:15Speaker 1: Okay, I was.
- 56:16Speaker 4: I would have been on what he's side, But you're
- 56:17Speaker 4: both sort of right. According to ye old ai overview,
- 56:20Speaker 4: white onions do have a stronger and sharper flavor, but
- 56:25Speaker 4: red onions have, uh do have a higher sugar contents?
- 56:29Speaker 3: Is that Wright?
- 56:29Speaker 4: So you kind you're getting a little bit of buget saw.
- 56:34Speaker 3: I remember from my days of watching Food Network that
- 56:37Speaker 3: when you wanted something to kind of hit or cut through,
- 56:39Speaker 3: you would use the red onion as a post like
- 56:40Speaker 3: a whiter yellow.
- 56:42Speaker 4: In fact, yes, red onions already preferred choice reading raw
- 56:45Speaker 4: in salads or sandwiches raw.
- 56:47Speaker 3: You did a pretty good job for guy who makes
- 56:50Speaker 3: vegetables so much, and you didn't throw up.
- 56:54Speaker 4: And I apologize for the folks who were watching this
- 56:55Speaker 4: later on YouTube. We misspelled several of the vegetables we
- 57:01Speaker 4: zucchati and caulflower number one and two.
- 57:03Speaker 3: And then I think I spelled it right on my board.
- 57:04Speaker 3: I think Jeff wrote it wrong on this one.
- 57:06Speaker 1: Yeah, that's public school education.
- 57:07Speaker 3: That's yeah, Jeff rods out here.
- 57:10Speaker 1: I feel you, bron worry about it. That next Menico
- 57:13Speaker 1: spelling for us? Oh yeah, all right, menace spell zucchini.
- 57:16Speaker 1: Why are you double torturing me?
- 57:20Speaker 3: Soco sports with the gee? Jeff Yeah, Yo, Jeff g
- 57:27Speaker 3: what's happening with the sports?
- 57:28Speaker 1: Good morning? What he show? Let's go ahead and start
- 57:30Speaker 1: with the Dodgers. It was Miguel Rojas to the rescue again.
- 57:37Speaker 3: It's back God.
- 57:40Speaker 1: Dodgers won the game last night. Shout out to our guy,
- 57:42Speaker 1: Joe Coy.
- 57:42Speaker 8: You threw out the first pitch last night as part
- 57:44Speaker 8: of part of Filipino Heritage Night as well tonight, another
- 57:47Speaker 8: great giveaway at Dodger Stadium. It's Dodger Soccer Jersey Night
- 57:51Speaker 8: and it is fire. Make sure you get there early.
- 57:53Speaker 8: And by the way, I'm willing to buy one. If
- 57:54Speaker 8: anybody grabs one, text me to ninety seven and I'll
- 57:57Speaker 8: buy it off you.
- 57:58Speaker 1: It's that fire of a jersey. Also legit, Yeah, it's
- 58:01Speaker 1: legit Yeah. Onto the Angels. They lost to the d
- 58:03Speaker 1: Backs yesterday four to three.
- 58:05Speaker 8: Kobe fans Nike releasing a Draft Day stock of T
- 58:08Speaker 8: shirts alongside the upcoming Kobe four Draft Day pack. The
- 58:12Speaker 8: Peril is gonna drop on June twenty six. If you're
- 58:15Speaker 8: Kobe fan, hit upnikey dot com and find out more
- 58:17Speaker 8: about it. World Cup yesterday, Belgium and Egypt tide, Saudi
- 58:20Speaker 8: Arabia and Uruguay tiede I ran a New Zealand tide,
- 58:23Speaker 8: and Spain and Cape vert they tied. And here's the
- 58:26Speaker 8: thing with that Spain game, right, Spain is ranked number
- 58:28Speaker 8: two in the world and kp Verd is number sixty four,
- 58:32Speaker 8: So to have them tie is kind of like crazy
- 58:34Speaker 8: because their goalkeeper went nuts and stopped everything. As a
- 58:37Speaker 8: matter of fact, yesterday started out the day with fifty
- 58:39Speaker 8: eight thousand followers on Instagram. By the time I'm talking
- 58:42Speaker 8: right now, six million following its first stop.
- 58:46Speaker 3: That's a good day.
- 58:46Speaker 1: And so just put me in the goal, dude, I'll
- 58:49Speaker 1: block all of them at menace.
- 58:51Speaker 8: More great games today, France and Senegal at noon, Iraq
- 58:54Speaker 8: and Norway at three, and Messi and Argentina and Algeria
- 58:58Speaker 8: at six.
- 58:58Speaker 1: You know, we've seen all these people.
- 59:00Speaker 8: From different countries coming to enjoy the United States and
- 59:03Speaker 8: Mexico while they're here for the World Cup.
- 59:05Speaker 1: The food, the culture, all that stuff.
- 59:07Speaker 8: And this is a great clip of a Japanese fan
- 59:09Speaker 8: who's just excited to be on American television.
- 59:11Speaker 3: Dude, fun accent guys, I can load to speak English, spot,
- 59:18Speaker 3: but I'm excited. I could not speak can load.
- 59:25Speaker 16: To speak English, spot, but I'm excited.
- 59:32Speaker 8: I've been getting so much joy of watching South Koreans
- 59:36Speaker 8: in Mexico trying all the food and kegs, dance and
- 59:39Speaker 8: all kinds because.
- 59:41Speaker 1: Koreans they party hard. Yeah man, yeah. And in Mexico
- 59:45Speaker 1: they're just getting down.
- 59:46Speaker 3: More from the japan fans talking about Texas.
- 59:49Speaker 6: Where you guys from?
- 59:50Speaker 3: Where's everyone from Texas? Is good?
- 59:56Speaker 10: Everything needs to be.
- 1:00:00Speaker 8: I'm just worried we're sending the rest of the world
- 1:00:01Speaker 8: back with you know, diabetes, and they're all going to
- 1:00:04Speaker 8: be fat and everything like that.
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: They got a souvenir from America.
- 1:00:07Speaker 8: I'm tift and that's just so cal sports Jeff.
- 1:00:11Speaker 3: The Wood Show, they get your I've never heard this now.
- 1:00:17Speaker 3: I am not born and raised, i am not in
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: l A or Southern California native. I've lived here for
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: a dozen years. I've been here for the last twelve years,
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: and I've never once heard this, but people are talking
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: about this clip. Jamie Lee Curtis, the actress Jamie Lee Curtis,
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: and Mariska Hartigay Marishka Marishka marishka hargatea. Yeah, but where's
- 1:00:43Speaker 3: the s where's like because it's spelled m A r
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: I s k A yeah, is it Mariska? The pronunciation
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: there's an issue Mariska, there's no there's no h in there.
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: I mean that might be like the original Hungarian or whatever.
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: I'm the worst at pronouncing names regardless. So anyway, they're friends, right, uh.
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: And so they were doing this interview with Variety and
- 1:01:12Speaker 3: they got to interview each other and things got heated
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: because they differ on how they pronounce a marishka. A
- 1:01:22Speaker 3: certain thing.
- 1:01:23Speaker 4: You explained to me that you had come back to
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: Los Angeles, that you had gone through.
- 1:01:28Speaker 10: You just said los Angeles. Okay.
- 1:01:30Speaker 19: We have this argument, and I says los Angeles, okay,
- 1:01:33Speaker 19: but what do you call it?
- 1:01:35Speaker 6: Los Felis?
- 1:01:36Speaker 10: Yes, but we're not talking about Los Felix.
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: You don't say loss And.
- 1:01:41Speaker 11: Let's say Los Angeles.
- 1:01:43Speaker 10: You don't.
- 1:01:44Speaker 20: And if I had like a jury here, everyone would
- 1:01:46Speaker 20: vote for me go ahead.
- 1:01:49Speaker 10: But from now on, I'm gonna say.
- 1:01:51Speaker 6: Okay, you probably live there, you live there.
- 1:01:53Speaker 10: A los You say Los Angele?
- 1:01:56Speaker 6: Say Los Angele.
- 1:01:56Speaker 10: Nobody says that. Okay, Well, any guys. Please, God, let's
- 1:01:59Speaker 10: move on.
- 1:02:01Speaker 6: It's okay, you can laugh.
- 1:02:03Speaker 3: You ever heard that? I've never heard any of say
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: Los Angeles. I have heard people say that, you have
- 1:02:09Speaker 3: never not until this clip if I ever heard that?
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: Have not? I understand what she's saying one hundred percent.
- 1:02:15Speaker 4: Yeah, because we like that the group the blank Lobos,
- 1:02:18Speaker 4: the Los not the lost Lobos, right right?
- 1:02:21Speaker 3: But like Los Angeles isn't new.
- 1:02:24Speaker 4: No, everyone says it.
- 1:02:26Speaker 7: She's just being obnoxious by bringing up a different version
- 1:02:29Speaker 7: of work.
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: I hate when people do that, but I think it's
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: probably how she always says it.
- 1:02:37Speaker 10: Right, but she knows she's getting a reaction every time.
- 1:02:39Speaker 4: I bet you, if you were like born and raised
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: in Spain, you would probably never saw it before.
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: You'd probably say Los.
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: Angeles los Angeles.
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: Wells exactly.
- 1:02:47Speaker 8: I mean you're speaking in Spanish. That's a different story,
- 1:02:50Speaker 8: but at that point you're half and half. The first
- 1:02:53Speaker 8: part is in Spanish Los and then the other parts
- 1:02:55Speaker 8: in English. It doesn't make sense.
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: A Bora has lived in Los Angeles' whole life, so
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I mean, what have you heard?
- 1:03:03Speaker 3: Have you ever heard anybody say Los Angeles.
- 1:03:05Speaker 14: Not Los Angeles like Los Angeles, right, but it's Los Angeles.
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: And but I'm also the person that says.
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: Lost Felis, right, I don't say Los Felis. I say lost.
- 1:03:17Speaker 3: There's a couple of other places, like like Sammy, don't
- 1:03:21Speaker 3: you say Oregon.
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not what it is, but on purpose or
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: just she knows it's incorrect.
- 1:03:27Speaker 7: Well that no, that's how they say it where I
- 1:03:29Speaker 7: grew up. Everyone there will say no.
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: Who doesn't say it that way? People live in Oregon.
- 1:03:34Speaker 4: The people have the exact other side of the country.
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: For Planner, it's like if like if somebody else is
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: saying Massachusetts, but like, oh, but that's how people over
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: here say that Masachusetts. A person from Massachusetts, you'd be like,
- 1:03:46Speaker 3: that's not how it's said.
- 1:03:49Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, Vada.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: No, that's also wrong.
- 1:03:55Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing I know that's incorrect. However, I
- 1:03:58Speaker 4: think Nevada sounds nicer. It's softer, softer.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: I get it as if you're saying it as a
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: joke to be funny, Like I support that, but that
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: is how to say, Like, that's how they say it.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: Yeah, like people and people in Oregon hate it when
- 1:04:15Speaker 3: people say Oregon.
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's O N.
- 1:04:18Speaker 3: It's not I N or Okay, well you said you
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: said it's marishka and there's no h.
- 1:04:23Speaker 4: It's correct, that's the that's the Hungarian pronunciation on that one.
- 1:04:27Speaker 3: But there's no there's no agent there, but it's just
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: out how it's pronounced.
- 1:04:30Speaker 7: It could be right, sure, But until I moved, I
- 1:04:33Speaker 7: would have never known that, or until I met someone
- 1:04:35Speaker 7: from Oregon, then I.
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: Wouldn't know Oregon.
- 1:04:40Speaker 7: I would just say Oregon my whole life and say, yeah,
- 1:04:42Speaker 7: that's that's crazy.
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: Yeah, and that is small.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: People say pole for this, it's Oregon is not. It's
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: like a state, you know, it's not like some random city.
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: He's giving us the context excuse we get dacent, and
- 1:05:02Speaker 4: then he says, who cares?
- 1:05:04Speaker 8: Yes, Joe in the six to six, if you say los,
- 1:05:07Speaker 8: you're speaking Spanish, and that's the whole thing. You're choosing
- 1:05:10Speaker 8: how to pronounce it, right, you're saying los, then you're
- 1:05:13Speaker 8: speaking Spanish. You're pronouncing in Spanish, right.
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: But then you're saying angelus. Yeah, So like you said,
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: it's a hybrid.
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: It's a hybrid. She's the way that she's pronouncing is
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: a hybrid.
- 1:05:23Speaker 3: Yeah, Arizona, it's Prescott. It's not Prescott Prescott. I learned
- 1:05:28Speaker 3: that one and my cousin moved there. Yeah, I always
- 1:05:30Speaker 3: thought it was Prescott.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: Find all those Prescodians.
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: Yeah, seven seven forty four? What text over to two
- 1:05:35Speaker 3: two nine eighty seven. We got the more Woody Show
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: coming up for your next hang.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: On Barwoody Show, bar.
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: Barwoody Show, Barwoody Show, text.
- 1:05:54Speaker 10: Show.
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: Hi, welcome backcome back to you, Morgan. Morgan and Morgan
- 1:06:03Speaker 3: went to the UFC event in Washington, d C. Did
- 1:06:08Speaker 3: you accomplish your goal? Did you get pregnant?
- 1:06:10Speaker 10: Or that is not my goal to get pregnant.
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: That's what we were told A rich guy.
- 1:06:15Speaker 10: Yeah, it doesn't matter that he's rich.
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: I don't care about She was with that guy that
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: slid into her d m s. The guy is a trainer,
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: like a UFC trainer. And uh, and you went out
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: there with him, right?
- 1:06:27Speaker 10: No, not with him?
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: I thought you went up there.
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: No, no, no, it was a meet up.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I mean.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: Oh yeah, are we splitting hairs.
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: With him? I did? You were there with him? Right?
- 1:06:40Speaker 10: I did see him.
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:06:41Speaker 10: I'm not going to go into a lot of details though,
- 1:06:44Speaker 10: because I care about this.
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: It was like the last time.
- 1:06:49Speaker 10: Yeah, and eventually you'll get it out of me. But
- 1:06:51Speaker 10: right now I'm not kissing in telling.
- 1:06:55Speaker 4: He's potentially more profitable than this show.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: That's for darm Sure.
- 1:06:57Speaker 10: I don't care about the profits. Maybe I like body
- 1:07:00Speaker 10: as a person.
- 1:07:02Speaker 12: Maybe.
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, so pregnant you don't know yet or I
- 1:07:05Speaker 3: haven't taken How long will that take?
- 1:07:07Speaker 10: I should get a test soon.
- 1:07:08Speaker 3: How long before they'll show up?
- 1:07:09Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:07:10Speaker 10: Were you ovulating over the weekend? No? Thank god, Sammy,
- 1:07:12Speaker 10: and I was tracking that. Okay, I was ovulating the
- 1:07:14Speaker 10: week before. Okay, she should because everyone knows its rhythm method.
- 1:07:19Speaker 10: I used to talk crap about those apps the track,
- 1:07:22Speaker 10: but I use them now.
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: Yeah, out of curiosity.
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: How long would it take? Like let's say, yeah, yeah,
- 1:07:28Speaker 3: you bang today unprotected whatever, Like, how long does it
- 1:07:32Speaker 3: take before pregnancy is detectable?
- 1:07:34Speaker 7: I would be probably about three weeks because it needs
- 1:07:36Speaker 7: to be when you're ovulating, and then you would start
- 1:07:40Speaker 7: your your period probably around two weeks after you ovulate,
- 1:07:44Speaker 7: so once you miss your period, you would go oh
- 1:07:47Speaker 7: uh oh.
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: So it's in that it's in that time period like
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: where you're freaking out like you're not sure, like you
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: had that You're not sure, you're freaking out. I'm saying,
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: like you had the unprotected section, like, oh man, you
- 1:07:56Speaker 3: have like two weeks to kind of sweat it out
- 1:07:58Speaker 3: to yeah you're not Yeah, okay, interesting on your case.
- 1:08:03Speaker 3: You got the rosary out in your open to God
- 1:08:06Speaker 3: that you are so funny.
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: Those ovulating or whatever. The period apps, dude, I thought
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: because there they automatically are on your phone no matter what,
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: the iPhone with the iPhone, not my iPhone. Well either way,
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: I thought it was a cycling app because it was
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: called cycle. Oh yeah, I try to use it, and
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: I was trying to like show up, dude, I just
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: did a ride. It is thought showing up on my app.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: It sucks.
- 1:08:31Speaker 3: I don't know if that's all the Kylie Jenner face
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: prayer or whatever you have your woman's the odorant and
- 1:08:37Speaker 3: all that kind of stuff, you would eventually start getting
- 1:08:39Speaker 3: a period.
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: Yeah that my cycle would show up. But dude, yeah,
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: it's called cycle. It's on the I uh iPhone, And yeah,
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: if you like go on your bike, it won't track it.
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: Did you have a good experience overall?
- 1:08:52Speaker 10: I had the most magical, amazing weekend of all time.
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: Was the highlight.
- 1:08:58Speaker 10: Just getting to be there, I mean, because I can't
- 1:09:00Speaker 10: get into too much details about my personal stuff, right,
- 1:09:03Speaker 10: but just being I feel felt honored that I got
- 1:09:06Speaker 10: to be a part of it. You know, it's like
- 1:09:08Speaker 10: a one of one thing and it's never going to
- 1:09:10Speaker 10: happen again. So that's just cool on its side.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: Actually beyond the so how did you even get on
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: the grounds?
- 1:09:16Speaker 10: What do you mean, Oh, well, I had a pass.
- 1:09:17Speaker 10: I didn't have a pass to the White House. That's
- 1:09:20Speaker 10: I had credentials to everything but the White House, which
- 1:09:22Speaker 10: was expected.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just talking about like, so you get there,
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: you have to walk through a gate, Like how much secures?
- 1:09:29Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:09:29Speaker 10: There was tons, There was TSA, there was secret service,
- 1:09:32Speaker 10: You went through all kinds of checklists, and then everywhere
- 1:09:35Speaker 10: you looked up there were snipers, like they had that
- 1:09:37Speaker 10: thing on lockdown?
- 1:09:38Speaker 3: Was it everything you expected? As far as like the
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: size goes.
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: Oh, way, bigger, way, bigger.
- 1:09:42Speaker 10: Way, bigger because I know for the fight at the
- 1:09:45Speaker 10: fan watch area, it was eighty five thousand people and
- 1:09:48Speaker 10: you had to have a ticket to get into that.
- 1:09:50Speaker 10: That was like the lottery ticket system. But the day
- 1:09:52Speaker 10: before with the open expo, hundreds of thousands of people,
- 1:09:56Speaker 10: Like it was crazy.
- 1:09:57Speaker 4: Yeah, damn, so much test toss, like the fly over it.
- 1:10:01Speaker 10: Was super cool. And usually I'm not into that kind
- 1:10:03Speaker 10: of stuff. I was feeling patriotic, which usually I'm not.
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: And then so getting back was kind of a pain
- 1:10:09Speaker 3: in the ass. She had she had a hard time
- 1:10:11Speaker 3: with her flights and everything else.
- 1:10:12Speaker 10: So well, yeah, I just had connecting flights and those
- 1:10:15Speaker 10: were late. And then of course you land and they're
- 1:10:16Speaker 10: stuck on the plane and they're like, we got to
- 1:10:18Speaker 10: take all the suitcases off because it could tip the
- 1:10:20Speaker 10: plane if you make that's frustrating.
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: Wait till you have this baby.
- 1:10:24Speaker 13: I'm happy.
- 1:10:25Speaker 3: Wait wait till you get in motherhood.
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: Okay, well you to walk them down.
- 1:10:32Speaker 3: Well, she she did talk to some people while she
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: was there. We're going to do a round of bush
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: or bear or she she talked to different people, asked
- 1:10:40Speaker 3: these ladies some questions, and then the last question, are
- 1:10:43Speaker 3: you bush or bear? Now, I will say the reason
- 1:10:46Speaker 3: this came up as an idea to do at this
- 1:10:49Speaker 3: event is because we were told that she had some
- 1:10:54Speaker 3: back and forth on the discussion with this person that
- 1:10:57Speaker 3: she quote met up with right about like, uh, like,
- 1:11:01Speaker 3: do you have a bush?
- 1:11:02Speaker 19: Like?
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: I guess he's in the bush noise?
- 1:11:04Speaker 10: Okay you said that, yeah, in a meeting on.
- 1:11:07Speaker 3: The air, as we're talking about as we're talking about
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: an on air.
- 1:11:12Speaker 4: Bit, Morgan, I'm saying this for the fifteenth time. Everything
- 1:11:15Speaker 4: off the air will get on the air eventually.
- 1:11:18Speaker 10: Even I thought we were too late.
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: Okay, you said yeah, he said Bush.
- 1:11:24Speaker 3: Oh my god, Bush is back.
- 1:11:26Speaker 10: And the story some people are into Bush.
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: Yeah, so Bush is apparently back.
- 1:11:31Speaker 3: So keep that in mind as we're trying to guess
- 1:11:34Speaker 3: if these uh ladies are rocking Bush or they're bear Yeah.
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the fight and everything. But what about pubes.
- 1:11:41Speaker 10: Yeah, they were pretty surprised when.
- 1:11:45Speaker 3: We figured that, uh, there was gonna be a bunch
- 1:11:47Speaker 3: of protesters there too, because there were so many people.
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: Anything that has to do.
- 1:11:50Speaker 4: With anytime you're in d C at White House, if
- 1:11:53Speaker 4: there are protesters there, every sing this event happening at
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: the White House.
- 1:11:57Speaker 10: In the immediate area we were in like a couple
- 1:11:59Speaker 10: of mile radio. I don't know if they had cleaned
- 1:12:01Speaker 10: them all up, but I could not find anything other
- 1:12:03Speaker 10: than the few like Jesus people.
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: It's like, how like New York City at one point
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: bust all the homeless people out of times school. They
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: kept them out of Yeah, like when when the Chinese
- 1:12:12Speaker 3: delegates came to town to San Francisco, all of a
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: sudden he cleaned everything up. So it can be done.
- 1:12:17Speaker 3: It can be done.
- 1:12:18Speaker 10: They're probably back now.
- 1:12:20Speaker 2: Show.
- 1:12:22Speaker 3: So Morgan was in Washington, d C. For UFC two
- 1:12:25Speaker 3: fifty and she sighed, this is a good time as
- 1:12:29Speaker 3: any for a round of Bush or bear might as well.
- 1:12:32Speaker 10: Was like the five females that were there, Yeah, so
- 1:12:35Speaker 10: what was the ratios?
- 1:12:36Speaker 4: Like?
- 1:12:37Speaker 10: There were more than I expected, and the girls were
- 1:12:38Speaker 10: pretty hot.
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: Like there were more women than you expected.
- 1:12:41Speaker 10: Yes, more women. I would still say fifteen percent of
- 1:12:45Speaker 10: them were girls.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: So fifteen all dudes.
- 1:12:49Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: And the dudes that are there, they're all pretty pretty
- 1:12:52Speaker 3: alpha type dudes.
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:12:53Speaker 10: Oh yeah, and there's a lot of young kids too.
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: Yeah. On social I saw you partying with some ships
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: late at night in a park or something.
- 1:13:01Speaker 10: We're going to talk to one of those young women.
- 1:13:03Speaker 10: But I made a lot of friends over the weekend
- 1:13:06Speaker 10: doing some weird stuff.
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: So was it fun just going around hanging out in
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: d c.
- 1:13:11Speaker 10: Oh was the best. I had a great time. I
- 1:13:13Speaker 10: just walked and explored everything. Yeah, I love DC.
- 1:13:16Speaker 3: Well, we can explore the sight seeing stuff or like
- 1:13:19Speaker 3: when you say weird stuff.
- 1:13:21Speaker 10: Weird stuff, Like just I met people on the streets.
- 1:13:23Speaker 10: We were smoking weed and drinking, and then then one
- 1:13:27Speaker 10: guy who's like in his sixties, was like, I want
- 1:13:30Speaker 10: to go swimming in a pond. So we went to
- 1:13:31Speaker 10: this pond and he got in and like this.
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: Thats what I want to hear about.
- 1:13:36Speaker 3: Let's hear about the Lincoln Memorial.
- 1:13:39Speaker 10: Every night. I got back to the room around three am,
- 1:13:41Speaker 10: and then I was up all night every night too.
- 1:13:42Speaker 10: So yeah, it was a great time.
- 1:13:45Speaker 3: Yeah, good times for you. That's what you're supposed to
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: be doing in your twenties, right, Morgan.
- 1:13:48Speaker 10: You know, yes, I met this one guy. He said,
- 1:13:51Speaker 10: I look twenty seven. Thank you very much?
- 1:13:53Speaker 3: Are you not?
- 1:13:54Speaker 10: Thank you?
- 1:13:54Speaker 3: I'm you?
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: Yeah, thirty two?
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: All right? So bush or bear? She asked these ladies
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: that she was that they're having weird times with different questions.
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: The last question is always are you bush or bear?
- 1:14:06Speaker 3: Now we've determined, for the sake of this contest, anything
- 1:14:09Speaker 3: other than hardwood floors. Is Bush right? All right? So yeah,
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: like even if trimmed up you know whatever, right exactly? Yeah,
- 1:14:20Speaker 3: things like that, so that would be Bush for the
- 1:14:23Speaker 3: sake of this game.
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: Bush.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: Who's this first person?
- 1:14:26Speaker 10: First girl I talked to is Brooklyn?
- 1:14:27Speaker 5: All right?
- 1:14:28Speaker 3: This is Brooklyn.
- 1:14:28Speaker 10: What's your name?
- 1:14:29Speaker 11: Brooklyn?
- 1:14:30Speaker 10: Brooklyn? We're here at the UFC fan fests for the
- 1:14:32Speaker 10: big White House Fight. Are you a UFC fan? Sure,
- 1:14:36Speaker 10: I'm definitely here just for my husband, and that's what
- 1:14:38Speaker 10: I figured. What do you do? I'm a restud nursing student.
- 1:14:42Speaker 10: What's your goal after you go through nursing school?
- 1:14:44Speaker 20: Obviously become a nurse, but I definitely want to travel
- 1:14:46Speaker 20: more Like this little event is so fun and I
- 1:14:49Speaker 20: was complaining originally, but no.
- 1:14:50Speaker 10: It's really funni here, so definitely go out more so.
- 1:14:53Speaker 10: A lot of people say nurses are crazy. They party
- 1:14:56Speaker 10: lots of drama. Do you agree with that one hundred percent?
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: Yeah, it's drama partying.
- 1:15:02Speaker 10: I all mix this together. I work with the guy, right,
- 1:15:05Speaker 10: every time he goes to the doctor, even if it's
- 1:15:07Speaker 10: to check out his eye or like dermatologist to check
- 1:15:09Speaker 10: out his skin, they make him whip his penis out
- 1:15:12Speaker 10: and they look at it. Is that something they teach
- 1:15:14Speaker 10: you to do a nursing school. Definitely?
- 1:15:15Speaker 20: Not definitely, No, they did.
- 1:15:19Speaker 5: Not do that.
- 1:15:20Speaker 10: Have you ever been in a fight. No, but these
- 1:15:22Speaker 10: girls try to jump me. You almost got jumped on time.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:15:25Speaker 20: It was like my ex's fault, like he was fighting
- 1:15:27Speaker 20: with their boyfriends like oh, we're getting you and I
- 1:15:29Speaker 20: was like, oh okay and ended up not jumping me.
- 1:15:33Speaker 10: So got word that you were gonna get jumped, and
- 1:15:35Speaker 10: then they canceled.
- 1:15:36Speaker 20: I was like so scared because they just told me,
- 1:15:37Speaker 20: like I was just hearing I was getting jumped. They
- 1:15:39Speaker 20: walked by me, gave me dirty look, and just like left.
- 1:15:42Speaker 20: I was like, oh, so is they like rescheduled or
- 1:15:44Speaker 20: I don't know?
- 1:15:45Speaker 10: Okay, And then one last question for you, are you
- 1:15:47Speaker 10: Bush or Bear?
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: Okay? I'm conflicted on this one because she said Barista
- 1:15:52Speaker 3: and I figured Bush right, right, But then you know
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: the up speak and the nurse thinking Bear.
- 1:15:58Speaker 4: Well yeah, and you gotta stop thinking about barristas. Is
- 1:16:00Speaker 4: that the Portland sort of stereotype. It's just it's a
- 1:16:03Speaker 4: it's such a common.
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: No, it is, but I always feel like there is
- 1:16:09Speaker 3: still like kind of like you know, it. Guys all
- 1:16:11Speaker 3: kind of look the same. There's all have some similar
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: kind of vibe.
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's more non hipster coffee shops now versus rights.
- 1:16:20Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true.
- 1:16:21Speaker 10: Yeah, so I will say she was a local girl
- 1:16:23Speaker 10: from DC.
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: That's okay, And.
- 1:16:25Speaker 4: I know I should be able to tell from her voice.
- 1:16:27Speaker 4: But pretty fit or no regular regular I would, but
- 1:16:32Speaker 4: she's not fat. Yeah yeah that case Bear.
- 1:16:35Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna go bear on this one. Greg. What
- 1:16:38Speaker 3: do you think?
- 1:16:38Speaker 11: Uh?
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: Bear Bear? Sammy Bear? Jeff g. Her name is Brooklyn
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: Bear Bear? All right?
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: Bush or Bear?
- 1:16:48Speaker 10: Are you Bush or Bear?
- 1:16:50Speaker 20: Bear Bear forever?
- 1:16:53Speaker 10: They say Bush is coming back though, do you agree
- 1:16:55Speaker 10: with that?
- 1:16:56Speaker 11: No?
- 1:16:57Speaker 10: Oh my god, no anything else you want to know?
- 1:17:01Speaker 20: But actually yes, yes, Live your life to the fullest,
- 1:17:05Speaker 20: no matter what, no matter what adventures.
- 1:17:08Speaker 10: Your Bush, but live your adventure.
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for the advice, Mark Twain.
- 1:17:13Speaker 3: Okay, Bush or Bear from DC with Morgan. This next
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: person's name is.
- 1:17:19Speaker 10: Milly and this is one of the wonderful women I
- 1:17:22Speaker 10: partied with all.
- 1:17:22Speaker 3: Night the lake or the lake Okay, this is a million.
- 1:17:26Speaker 10: Okay, So I just bought a drink off of you
- 1:17:28Speaker 10: and we're just on the street what did I just buy.
- 1:17:31Speaker 21: A refresher, a refresher like a Starbuck's refresher with a
- 1:17:35Speaker 21: little twist.
- 1:17:37Speaker 10: And what's your name? My name is Milly, Milly. What
- 1:17:40Speaker 10: do you do for a living?
- 1:17:40Speaker 5: I'm a servant at the hotel.
- 1:17:42Speaker 10: Are you enjoying all the people out here in DC
- 1:17:45Speaker 10: right now?
- 1:17:46Speaker 5: Absolutely? I love it? I love it.
- 1:17:47Speaker 10: What is the craziest thing you've ever seen while you're
- 1:17:50Speaker 10: working at a hotel?
- 1:17:51Speaker 5: This is the people.
- 1:17:52Speaker 21: You never know what people are gonna do or say,
- 1:17:54Speaker 21: that's the greatest. It's like, it's like the moment. It
- 1:17:57Speaker 21: is more crazy than me seeing somebody do anything.
- 1:18:00Speaker 10: Are you single? Married? The datingle?
- 1:18:02Speaker 5: Single? Single and not looking. I'm trying to enjoy myself.
- 1:18:06Speaker 21: Come from females that single and did the big one
- 1:18:10Speaker 21: with their children, you know, like I don't get the
- 1:18:12Speaker 21: pressure from family. I do get the pressure from society.
- 1:18:16Speaker 21: And me was like me knowing better. But at the
- 1:18:19Speaker 21: end of the day, with floawsh your boat is with
- 1:18:21Speaker 21: Floa show. But if you can fit the shoe wear like,
- 1:18:24Speaker 21: I'm cool, I'm cool.
- 1:18:25Speaker 10: Where you have kids?
- 1:18:26Speaker 5: Three, fourteen, eight and four? Yeah? All boys? Oh boy
- 1:18:31Speaker 5: me crazy? Yeah?
- 1:18:32Speaker 10: Would you want a girl? Or are you done having kids?
- 1:18:34Speaker 5: I'm done.
- 1:18:34Speaker 21: I did want a girl, but the patients that I
- 1:18:37Speaker 21: have to have to have a little baby girl, I
- 1:18:39Speaker 21: don't have it. And I'm good. I wait for my
- 1:18:41Speaker 21: grand baby.
- 1:18:42Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:18:43Speaker 10: Are you butcher bear?
- 1:18:44Speaker 3: Wow?
- 1:18:45Speaker 4: When you say you bought a drink off her? Was
- 1:18:46Speaker 4: she selling stuff? Have a cooler or what?
- 1:18:50Speaker 10: They had a cooler? They were right out of the exit,
- 1:18:52Speaker 10: so every all the traffic was passing them by a
- 1:18:54Speaker 10: great businessmen?
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, yeah, and they.
- 1:18:58Speaker 10: Really sold me and the guys I was with. But
- 1:19:00Speaker 10: they had like these glass bottles and they had labels
- 1:19:03Speaker 10: printed out on them. Let me look at exactly what
- 1:19:06Speaker 10: they were like, legit, they had different.
- 1:19:10Speaker 13: Drum.
- 1:19:10Speaker 10: One was with how much cost twenty dollars per drink?
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: Well that's quite strong. They're coming up though.
- 1:19:17Speaker 10: Yeah, and then a lot of people walk by. They're like,
- 1:19:19Speaker 10: will you take a sip first before I try?
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: You know, yeah, just to be safe.
- 1:19:23Speaker 4: And yet what we're mulling this over. At one point
- 1:19:25Speaker 4: she said, let's go to a pond.
- 1:19:27Speaker 3: Did this that was.
- 1:19:28Speaker 10: Another guy wanted to She kind of instigated it. She
- 1:19:32Speaker 10: was a great time apparently.
- 1:19:34Speaker 3: See old school's got me thinking bush. But then like
- 1:19:36Speaker 3: maybe because it's a single lady, but I don't know
- 1:19:38Speaker 3: if she's got the kids and she's got a job
- 1:19:40Speaker 3: and everything else. A lot of time I'm sticking with bush.
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: Yeah, she like cleans up, like if she's going out
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: on a date.
- 1:19:50Speaker 3: Right, I get bush vibes.
- 1:19:52Speaker 10: Don't forget she's doing her big one.
- 1:19:53Speaker 3: But I think her bush is big enough that like
- 1:19:56Speaker 3: her bush sleeps on a silk pillow. It wasn't that
- 1:20:00Speaker 3: gig No, no, no, I'm.
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: Saying that her bush, her bush would be so big.
- 1:20:04Speaker 3: Yeah, like you know how like chicks will see to
- 1:20:05Speaker 3: keep their hair right, they'll sleep on a on a
- 1:20:07Speaker 3: silk bill base.
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: I'll say that.
- 1:20:09Speaker 4: And it's got like its own ecosystem. There's like it's
- 1:20:12Speaker 4: like walking through a jungle. There's like a mist yeah,
- 1:20:16Speaker 4: or swamp.
- 1:20:17Speaker 3: What do you say, Greg Gory, I'm getting bush vibes.
- 1:20:20Speaker 3: Bush menace bush, Sammy Bush, Jeff Gush All right, Millie
- 1:20:25Speaker 3: bush or bear?
- 1:20:26Speaker 10: Are you bush or bear? What do you have a bush?
- 1:20:31Speaker 10: Or do you shave?
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: Are you bear?
- 1:20:36Speaker 5: No shave? I like waxing?
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: Whoa?
- 1:20:41Speaker 3: So you didn't think about that? She can escape to
- 1:20:43Speaker 3: the spa, Yeah, to get away from all this responsibility. Okay, yeah,
- 1:20:47Speaker 3: all right.
- 1:20:50Speaker 10: That the street alcohol money.
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, hotel true? All right?
- 1:20:55Speaker 3: Uh Bush or bear? We got time for one more.
- 1:20:57Speaker 3: Who is this person?
- 1:20:58Speaker 10: This is Courtney?
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:21:00Speaker 3: Here we go with Courtney.
- 1:21:00Speaker 10: Who did you get a picture with the Speaker of
- 1:21:02Speaker 10: the House.
- 1:21:03Speaker 22: I don't know what his name is? What's your name, Courtney?
- 1:21:07Speaker 22: My name is Courtney. Yep, no clue what his name is?
- 1:21:09Speaker 22: Somebody told me, and I've already forgotten.
- 1:21:11Speaker 10: Do you live in ZC?
- 1:21:12Speaker 3: Menace? What's his name?
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: Uh? Bob Dole?
- 1:21:15Speaker 3: Bob Dole, only thirty years too late, Sammy.
- 1:21:20Speaker 4: Pete Cavanaugh, Pete.
- 1:21:22Speaker 3: That's interesting, Jeff g I have no idea.
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: I'll get a clue here. It's like the most basic name.
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: John Smith, almost like that Greg Gory, Mike Johnson, Mike Johnson. Yeah,
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: not on my radar.
- 1:21:37Speaker 10: Didn't either.
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: Bob Dola, Right, Bob Dole.
- 1:21:39Speaker 22: No clue what his name is? Somebody told me, and
- 1:21:41Speaker 22: I've already forgotten.
- 1:21:42Speaker 10: Do you live in ZC?
- 1:21:43Speaker 22: Born in DC, raised in Arlington and still there. Swore
- 1:21:47Speaker 22: I was gonna move out at some point, but nope,
- 1:21:50Speaker 22: still still in Arlington, and I love it married dating.
- 1:21:53Speaker 22: I'm dating my boyfriend and I have a two and
- 1:21:57Speaker 22: a half year old together.
- 1:21:58Speaker 10: Yep, should be married probably, But so what is he
- 1:22:01Speaker 10: waiting for? Exactly? You go ask him that. So what
- 1:22:04Speaker 10: do you do for LIV?
- 1:22:05Speaker 22: I work for a general contractor. I'm a project manager.
- 1:22:08Speaker 22: We do construction. I work with mostly men who are
- 1:22:11Speaker 22: really helpful and a lot younger than me actually, to
- 1:22:14Speaker 22: be honest, but.
- 1:22:15Speaker 10: Yeah, I like it. It's good.
- 1:22:16Speaker 22: So how old are you, girl, and I'm thirty four.
- 1:22:20Speaker 10: What's your biggest regret in life? The biggest regret? She
- 1:22:24Speaker 10: just looked at her man.
- 1:22:26Speaker 22: Yeah, not no, not pursuing myself earlier. I should have
- 1:22:30Speaker 22: realized my value earlier, and you know, been accommodating to myself.
- 1:22:35Speaker 10: But you're doing that now, right, I sure am. Are
- 1:22:37Speaker 10: you Bush or Bear?
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: Hmm, I'm saying no, that's why he hasn't locked it down.
- 1:22:43Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why. Yeah, I'm not.
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: I'm kidding a kid.
- 1:22:49Speaker 3: She sounds super young, even though she said her old age. Yeah,
- 1:22:52Speaker 3: your boyfriend probably has to put on a tool belt
- 1:22:55Speaker 3: like nothing else, right, you know, pray around the house.
- 1:22:59Speaker 3: She keeps it bare. Yep, yeah, uh yeah, I'm walking
- 1:23:02Speaker 3: at Bear Bear, Bush, Menic's Bush, Sammy Bear Bear, Jeff G.
- 1:23:08Speaker 3: Bear Bear, All right, find about Courtney Bush or Bear?
- 1:23:11Speaker 10: Are you Bush or Bear Bear Girl? They're saying Bush
- 1:23:15Speaker 10: is coming back?
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: Though?
- 1:23:16Speaker 10: How do you feel about that?
- 1:23:17Speaker 22: I think it is like sometimes when I watch porn
- 1:23:19Speaker 22: in there is Bush, like we are really comfortable with that.
- 1:23:22Speaker 22: So it's fine, which is like, it's great like whatever
- 1:23:25Speaker 22: you prefer. But for me personally, I don't know. I
- 1:23:27Speaker 22: think it's just been like since I was young, like
- 1:23:30Speaker 22: I've been Bear so until I get lazy sometimes I
- 1:23:33Speaker 22: do girl, but that Bear girl nice?
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So who do you think is gonna win
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: the fight?
- 1:23:44Speaker 3: It would be like, but is that? Is that right?
- 1:23:46Speaker 3: Like Bush is really coming back? Like I don't you know?
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: All joking aside, I don't know.
- 1:23:50Speaker 10: I think it depends who you ask or the age
- 1:23:52Speaker 10: of the person.
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: Maybe.
- 1:23:53Speaker 3: I mean I'm not in this world. I mean like
- 1:23:55Speaker 3: the single in the porn world.
- 1:23:56Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's it's seen as like a a fun
- 1:24:00Speaker 4: little thing to do sometimes, like when I talk to
- 1:24:02Speaker 4: the porno ladies.
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: Or is it like one of those magazine articles where
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: they say, oh, pegging is huge or something.
- 1:24:10Speaker 10: I feel like landing strips are big.
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
- 1:24:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: I mean sometimes like an article comes out and says
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: that like this is the new wave, but it really
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: isn't right.
- 1:24:21Speaker 4: I feel it's it gets played with every once in
- 1:24:22Speaker 4: a while, but it's not a full on trend.
- 1:24:24Speaker 3: I would say, yeah, the full bush thing. I don't know,
- 1:24:29Speaker 3: I mean whatever, but it's not. No guy's gonna turn
- 1:24:32Speaker 3: it down.
- 1:24:33Speaker 10: I don't know. I feel like if I was a
- 1:24:34Speaker 10: guy and I saw a big bush, I'd be like, it.
- 1:24:36Speaker 3: Depends if it goes like from belly button the bottle,
- 1:24:40Speaker 3: get in there. That's that's different.
- 1:24:42Speaker 4: You wouldn't turn it down the first time, but there
- 1:24:44Speaker 4: might not be a repeat.
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: It's like all right, like.
- 1:24:48Speaker 3: Get it over what? Because there are the people that do,
- 1:24:50Speaker 3: even the dudes that will make the argument about like
- 1:24:53Speaker 3: the creepiness of someone who's shaved, because we are you
- 1:24:57Speaker 3: trying to look like a child. It's such a song
- 1:25:00Speaker 3: I was. I wasn't thinking. I wasn't thinking about a child.
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: You were.
- 1:25:04Speaker 3: Yeah, clearly you never heard of dude say that you
- 1:25:07Speaker 3: haven't moved the past forty years.
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: Not dude, but maybe you know washed ladies so menace.
- 1:25:16Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the guy? What's his name? Speaker of the house.
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: Yeah, oh uh, well I know what is it? I
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: know the last name is Johnson. The first name is
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: Joe Johnson.
- 1:25:28Speaker 3: Joe Joe Johnson, Sammy. All right, well, thank you.
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: Bush or bear a lot of bears in DC.
- 1:25:42Speaker 2: Show.
- 1:25:43Speaker 10: No, I feel like an idiot.
- 1:25:46Speaker 3: Chef Sea Bass Sea Bass walked in the room. He's
- 1:25:51Speaker 3: he's wearing his uh, his chef's Sea Bass outfit. Has
- 1:25:53Speaker 3: got the da the chef's coat on, he's got the hat,
- 1:25:56Speaker 3: He's got the whole thing. Uh. He says he would
- 1:25:59Speaker 3: like to address the audience.
- 1:26:01Speaker 4: Yes, we had a clip a few weeks ago and
- 1:26:04Speaker 4: we had some replies from our text about the price
- 1:26:06Speaker 4: of food and hell, hell it's unaffordable.
- 1:26:09Speaker 5: Bag it's bag.
- 1:26:10Speaker 4: And look, I agree, inflation has been bad the past
- 1:26:13Speaker 4: six seven years. Blame whatever politician you don't like the most. However,
- 1:26:18Speaker 4: it is a total fallacy that food is unaffordable, especially
- 1:26:22Speaker 4: healthy food.
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: You've been heard of hearing that for years too. Oh
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: it's too expensive.
- 1:26:26Speaker 4: To eat healthy.
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: I can't afford it.
- 1:26:29Speaker 4: Wait, and then we said that on the air a
- 1:26:31Speaker 4: couple of weeks ago.
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: You were getting text. Oh, you guys are so tone deaf.
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: Oh you don't know what you're talking about.
- 1:26:35Speaker 4: And I said, no, I'm going to bust a myth
- 1:26:38Speaker 4: or which is copyright. I'm gonna I'm gonna terminate a
- 1:26:40Speaker 4: tall tale. Right so behind me, I have thirty five
- 1:26:48Speaker 4: pounds of food, okay from Walmart.
- 1:26:52Speaker 3: Wow, that's a lot of food.
- 1:26:53Speaker 4: That is a ton of food.
- 1:26:54Speaker 3: Guess me out, three three dozen eggs. There's a whole
- 1:26:57Speaker 3: gown of milk, a whole big box of ice, or
- 1:27:00Speaker 3: some beans and beat right, it's all a bunch of bananas.
- 1:27:03Speaker 4: Bananas, apples, beans, potato.
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: Okay, where's my captain crunch.
- 1:27:07Speaker 4: Though, I've got I got I've got frosted treaded wheat.
- 1:27:10Speaker 3: I do like frost wheat. That's good to hear that here.
- 1:27:15Speaker 3: When you eat those, you gotta have him milk and
- 1:27:17Speaker 3: you got to put the sugar side down on your toe.
- 1:27:20Speaker 3: That's how I.
- 1:27:21Speaker 4: Got a gallon of whole milk for aust So I've
- 1:27:22Speaker 4: got thirty five pounds of food.
- 1:27:24Speaker 3: It's a lot of food.
- 1:27:24Speaker 1: And by the way, that's that's as prepared.
- 1:27:26Speaker 4: So I'm not counting the apple, the apple cores and
- 1:27:28Speaker 4: the banana peels. I'm counting the cooked rice. It said,
- 1:27:31Speaker 4: the drained beans, all that stuff. Thirty five pounds of food.
- 1:27:34Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah, yeah, how much that's five pounds a day?
- 1:27:37Speaker 4: Five pounds a day? How much did that cost me?
- 1:27:39Speaker 3: All right? Man, it's you're the Walmart guy, salt store brand.
- 1:27:43Speaker 4: I didn't go out and buy anything stupid like again,
- 1:27:44Speaker 4: like hot pockets, you know, pizza rolls.
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: Look at that carried five. I'm gonna say, from what
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: I'm looking at right here, this costs you about eighty
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: five dollars. All right, eighty five five dollars.
- 1:27:57Speaker 3: I'm gonna say less than that.
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: Put me for well egg price the eggs have is
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: this with tax? This is raw price, no tax.
- 1:28:06Speaker 4: And this is by the way, I bought this in
- 1:28:07Speaker 4: an expensive at the expensive Walmart.
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: The next one.
- 1:28:11Speaker 4: But like you go to like you go to the
- 1:28:13Speaker 4: middle of Alabama, the super wal Mart, the prices are
- 1:28:15Speaker 4: different than put.
- 1:28:16Speaker 3: Me down for. I'm just gonna say, closed it out
- 1:28:18Speaker 3: going up fifty bucks.
- 1:28:20Speaker 1: Fifty bucks.
- 1:28:21Speaker 4: I got thirty five pounds of food for under thirty
- 1:28:24Speaker 4: five dollars. What that means you can eat five pounds
- 1:28:27Speaker 4: of very healthy food per day. For less than five
- 1:28:31Speaker 4: dollars a day.
- 1:28:32Speaker 3: Wow, So you either have some good deals there menace.
- 1:28:34Speaker 4: You're right, and with all the inflation we've had in
- 1:28:36Speaker 4: the past blah blah blahla years, but can you make
- 1:28:38Speaker 4: it taste good.
- 1:28:40Speaker 10: From that right there?
- 1:28:41Speaker 3: To make some good stuff?
- 1:28:42Speaker 4: Apples, bananas, I got, I got, I got fries.
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: Man, it's I got the frozen bag up front, two
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: pounds for you. Throw this in the air fryer. Oh yeah, okay,
- 1:28:48Speaker 1: and by wait everything.
- 1:28:49Speaker 4: Here, everything here is low to no cook meaning anything
- 1:28:52Speaker 4: here like that. That's that's a that's instant.
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: Rice, which means its already.
- 1:28:55Speaker 4: You could throw that in a thing of water. It'll
- 1:28:56Speaker 4: be ready to go in thirty minutes. You don't even
- 1:28:57Speaker 4: have to put it in the mark away.
- 1:28:58Speaker 3: Whereas medstyle you just throw it in sometables.
- 1:29:00Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, oh, there's a tune up for protein. By
- 1:29:03Speaker 4: the way, you might say, well, it's not a lot
- 1:29:04Speaker 4: of protein, A.
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: Lot of eggs, A lot of eggs.
- 1:29:06Speaker 4: I did the nutrition. This is two thousand calories a
- 1:29:09Speaker 4: day again for five pounds of food. So you're not
- 1:29:11Speaker 4: saying he's not gonna eat five pounds of food. Greg,
- 1:29:13Speaker 4: So if you eat ate this.
- 1:29:14Speaker 1: You could eating this absolutely, and this.
- 1:29:17Speaker 4: Has one hundred and twenty two grams of protein per day.
- 1:29:20Speaker 4: That's two hundred and fifty five percent of the daily value.
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: So okay, so where are we missing the mark?
- 1:29:24Speaker 5: Then?
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: If you can buy all this food for.
- 1:29:26Speaker 3: It's a good narrative because people just don't want look healthy.
- 1:29:28Speaker 3: Stuff is not tasty, it's the most part. It's not
- 1:29:31Speaker 3: pop tarts. It's not pop tarts and big Macs and
- 1:29:34Speaker 3: things like that. Yeah, I'd rather eat the other stuff
- 1:29:36Speaker 3: that's not good for.
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: You because medis.
- 1:29:38Speaker 4: You hit on a great point there, and I went
- 1:29:40Speaker 4: to the dumbest place on the internet, TikTok.
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: People would rather be.
- 1:29:44Speaker 4: They would rather complain and get the sympathy and the
- 1:29:46Speaker 4: pity than to actually solve their problems. I got some
- 1:29:50Speaker 4: audio here. Listen to this, this dumb old bitch. She's
- 1:29:54Speaker 4: listening to her story of going to a grocery store.
- 1:29:56Speaker 11: I just got done grocery shopping, and I'm telling you,
- 1:29:58Speaker 11: things are becoming so distorted, being like things are changing.
- 1:30:02Speaker 11: I bought one tomato for two dollars and fifty cents
- 1:30:06Speaker 11: a tomato, and it was like that everywhere a loaf
- 1:30:10Speaker 11: of bread. Now, if you wanted organic was you couldn't
- 1:30:13Speaker 11: find one for less than five bucks, but it had
- 1:30:15Speaker 11: sale all over it. This price gouging Bay's economy is
- 1:30:22Speaker 11: the great equalizer because we were all now in the
- 1:30:26Speaker 11: same out in.
- 1:30:27Speaker 3: This economy expression.
- 1:30:30Speaker 1: So how much is a tomato do you think at
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: the Walmart that you want.
- 1:30:35Speaker 4: To I probably could have gotten them for three dollars
- 1:30:37Speaker 4: a pound roughly.
- 1:30:40Speaker 3: Lest it was like, if it's that much of an issue,
- 1:30:42Speaker 3: maybe skip the tomato or go for any of the
- 1:30:44Speaker 3: stuff that's on the table. You got all the food
- 1:30:46Speaker 3: for thirty bucks thirty five bucks.
- 1:30:48Speaker 4: Again or by canned again. Sorry it's not fresh and organic.
- 1:30:51Speaker 4: Sorry that's tough.
- 1:30:52Speaker 3: Yeah, heal with it. Doesn't mean you can't eat something.
- 1:30:54Speaker 4: Help by the way, Jeff g behind you with that bag.
- 1:30:56Speaker 4: If you want bread, I got a loaf of white
- 1:30:58Speaker 4: bread Menace for a dollar sixty nine in a jar.
- 1:31:01Speaker 4: Peanut butter for like about the same price. So you
- 1:31:03Speaker 4: can have three thousand calories of bread and peanut butter
- 1:31:06Speaker 4: if you want it for bread, peanut butter and Jerry's.
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: But another another thing that you're you're not saying, is
- 1:31:18Speaker 1: I like that you're getting the store brand stuff. I understand,
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: but you need to change. You need to say that
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: because I did say that. Okay, sorry, great value you're
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: talking about how food.
- 1:31:30Speaker 3: It's a great value brand.
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: Here's here's another thing, Like just the other day, so
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: much stuff I was trying to get. I was trying
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: to get mayonnaise, and they have the best foods mayonnaise.
- 1:31:40Speaker 20: Right.
- 1:31:41Speaker 1: It was like six dollars and eighty nine cents for
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: like the squeezable tube. So I went and I got
- 1:31:48Speaker 1: the store brand right, which was three dollars.
- 1:31:51Speaker 3: That comes from the boring round jar.
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: It didn't look it didn't look at it. Squeeze it,
- 1:31:57Speaker 1: darn it. That's what I made a conscious effort. I'm like,
- 1:31:59Speaker 1: I really want the best foods one but it was
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: half the price.
- 1:32:02Speaker 3: Especially again some like frozen vegetables. Who cares what brand
- 1:32:05Speaker 3: it is.
- 1:32:07Speaker 4: This broccoli is the same brocoli as any other broccoli.
- 1:32:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:32:10Speaker 4: Here's this other girl, this other woman, she's this is
- 1:32:11Speaker 4: very common where like some mom will bring a hall
- 1:32:13Speaker 4: of stuff in. Here is again, I just proved you
- 1:32:16Speaker 4: can eat. You can have five pounds of food, healthy
- 1:32:18Speaker 4: good food per day per person, more than anybody will
- 1:32:21Speaker 4: ever eat.
- 1:32:22Speaker 1: And this is what she had to say.
- 1:32:24Speaker 11: Twelve hundred dollars.
- 1:32:25Speaker 23: Twelve hundred dollars is what we have spent on groceries
- 1:32:32Speaker 23: this month.
- 1:32:33Speaker 10: We're not eating steaks. We're barely eating meat.
- 1:32:36Speaker 23: It's like ground turkey, and I don't believe we have
- 1:32:41Speaker 23: some snacks. Everyone's well, but it's like, oh, I don't
- 1:32:44Speaker 23: know about in doritos every other week.
- 1:32:47Speaker 5: This is unsustainable. How do we live like this?
- 1:32:50Speaker 4: Unsustainable? Dystopia? No, what you're you're doing it wrong. Unless
- 1:32:53Speaker 4: you're buying for a family of twenty. There is no
- 1:32:56Speaker 4: reason to spend hundred dollars a months on food.
- 1:32:58Speaker 1: That's where they get you is those bars, stack bars. Dude,
- 1:33:01Speaker 1: A box a boss is like twenty one dollars for
- 1:33:05Speaker 1: a box.
- 1:33:05Speaker 4: Well, don't then okay, if you can afford it, great,
- 1:33:08Speaker 4: but don't buy it and then cry about it.
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: Is ground beef not more affordable than ground turkey?
- 1:33:13Speaker 3: I thought ground turkey is creamy.
- 1:33:15Speaker 4: It's usually five to seven dollars a pound, depending on
- 1:33:17Speaker 4: which one you're getting.
- 1:33:18Speaker 3: You get a cheaper ground beef is more than turkey,
- 1:33:21Speaker 3: I believe.
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: Typically yes, Okay, so people are just not, you know,
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: looking for deals they're not.
- 1:33:27Speaker 4: People are looking for deals, they're not time, they're not
- 1:33:29Speaker 4: opening their eyes. But or like I'm saying, they'd rather
- 1:33:31Speaker 4: complain them solve their problem. Because ninety percent of the
- 1:33:34Speaker 4: of America lives within ten miles of a wal Mart.
- 1:33:36Speaker 4: So even if you aren't quote in a food desert,
- 1:33:38Speaker 4: which you're not, you can get on a bus once
- 1:33:40Speaker 4: or twice once every week or two, grab you a
- 1:33:43Speaker 4: you know, an insulated bag when you know, throw something
- 1:33:46Speaker 4: whatever that you can get.
- 1:33:47Speaker 3: From thirty five pounds worth of food, right.
- 1:33:49Speaker 1: Bring it home a king.
- 1:33:51Speaker 3: Well, they say Walmart's the gang retailer of middle of nowhere,
- 1:33:54Speaker 3: Like even middle of nowhere there's a Walmart.
- 1:33:56Speaker 1: What about you're too good for Walmart?
- 1:34:01Speaker 4: Well, that's where all d comes in, or the other
- 1:34:03Speaker 4: places that are just about the same.
- 1:34:05Speaker 3: Price re outlet.
- 1:34:06Speaker 5: Well.
- 1:34:06Speaker 7: Also, I mean I think that there might be other
- 1:34:08Speaker 7: things getting wrapped up in the term groceries, because you
- 1:34:11Speaker 7: go to Walmart, you're not just getting food, You're getting paper, towels,
- 1:34:14Speaker 7: toilet paper, laundry detergent, all that stuff that I think
- 1:34:17Speaker 7: people are wrapping up in the term groceries.
- 1:34:19Speaker 4: That could be that could be part of it. But
- 1:34:20Speaker 4: all of those things. Again, all every staple out there
- 1:34:23Speaker 4: is not expensive. You're you're wasting your money if you're
- 1:34:26Speaker 4: buying anything other than what I'm talking about.
- 1:34:27Speaker 3: And your big argument because you've you've said this a
- 1:34:29Speaker 3: number of times over the years about like I can't
- 1:34:31Speaker 3: afford to eat healthy, and people have said that before,
- 1:34:34Speaker 3: and so this is your answer, just lazy.
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: This is a classic. This one went viral.
- 1:34:38Speaker 3: Uh, like, I know what I should work out, I
- 1:34:40Speaker 3: know I should eat healthy. I just you know, it's
- 1:34:42Speaker 3: not fun, it's not enjoyable. I don't like it.
- 1:34:44Speaker 1: I'll give you the credit.
- 1:34:45Speaker 4: What he doesn't come on that, he doesn't come on
- 1:34:46Speaker 4: the air and say it's just so hard to work
- 1:34:48Speaker 4: out it's impossible.
- 1:34:49Speaker 3: I can't mean right, you know what you're supposed to.
- 1:34:51Speaker 3: You choose, for whatever reason not to write. You've made
- 1:34:55Speaker 3: the decision not to This lady right here, she with
- 1:34:58Speaker 3: the food, that's the best point here.
- 1:35:00Speaker 4: She I think, did a lot of more of the
- 1:35:02Speaker 4: snacking this. So she posted this last year, and I
- 1:35:03Speaker 4: think she has since nuked all her social accounts. See
- 1:35:06Speaker 4: if you can guess why.
- 1:35:07Speaker 19: All right, this is what one hundred and fifteen dollars
- 1:35:12Speaker 19: gets you.
- 1:35:12Speaker 13: Let me show you.
- 1:35:14Speaker 19: We were able to get some ritz crackers, one thing
- 1:35:16Speaker 19: is cereal, some ramen, more ramen, tuna, bag of potatoes,
- 1:35:21Speaker 19: a few avocados, some snacks, desserts, bags of chips, ice creams,
- 1:35:29Speaker 19: some sausage biscuits, one thing pepperless.
- 1:35:34Speaker 13: All of this.
- 1:35:36Speaker 3: Four sausage biscuits, dr pepper, ice creams, ice cream.
- 1:35:45Speaker 5: We're not making it.
- 1:35:46Speaker 1: We're not making it.
- 1:35:48Speaker 3: No, you're not making it. To fifty getting.
- 1:35:50Speaker 4: By the way, if you want Sodis, you could get
- 1:35:52Speaker 4: the damn Sam's Club version.
- 1:35:53Speaker 3: If you wanted.
- 1:35:56Speaker 1: Mountain thunder mountains.
- 1:35:59Speaker 2: Whatever.
- 1:36:02Speaker 3: Bag cereals about a quarter of bag cereal.
- 1:36:05Speaker 4: This big ass thing twenty four ounces of shredded wheat
- 1:36:08Speaker 4: was like less than three dollars.
- 1:36:11Speaker 1: You get, but you can get.
- 1:36:12Speaker 4: You ca get honey, a cheerio store brand, any frosted
- 1:36:16Speaker 4: flakes store brand. It's alve for everybody. In fact, I'm
- 1:36:20Speaker 4: making you guys a breakfast scramble.
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: And the other.
- 1:36:23Speaker 4: Includes frozen potatoes, a canned tomatoes like puree, like a
- 1:36:28Speaker 4: chili stoled tomatoes, and six eggs cost for like four
- 1:36:31Speaker 4: pounds of food less.
- 1:36:32Speaker 1: Than four dollars. But I don't want to see.
- 1:36:37Speaker 4: But they got they got frosting on you.
- 1:36:40Speaker 1: No, they had there's more wheat than frost whet.
- 1:36:46Speaker 4: It does have wheat in the name, and that's one
- 1:36:47Speaker 4: of his at least words.
- 1:36:49Speaker 3: And the texture is like a brillow. But here you
- 1:36:53Speaker 3: got sugar side down, dude, sugar side down under sugar
- 1:36:56Speaker 3: there is on the other side. What about sugar side down?
- 1:37:01Speaker 1: What about honey nut of cherios?
- 1:37:02Speaker 15: Minutes?
- 1:37:03Speaker 1: Damn well, if you want snacks when he.
- 1:37:07Speaker 4: Just found him a snack that's you could have that
- 1:37:09Speaker 4: for the whole week for a couple of bucks. And
- 1:37:11Speaker 4: it's twenty four ounce is it's a huge box.
- 1:37:13Speaker 3: Twenty one biscuits is two hundred and ten calories, right, yeah,
- 1:37:16Speaker 3: I mean twelve grams of sugar. And by the way, like.
- 1:37:19Speaker 4: I said, but good if you don't need five pounds
- 1:37:21Speaker 4: of food today, which I don't remember the last time
- 1:37:22Speaker 4: I did, and said maybe when I was sixteen years old.
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: You're gonna lose weight on this will make your poop
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: so hard?
- 1:37:26Speaker 4: Yeah, right, if you and if you're one of the
- 1:37:28Speaker 4: like the four percent of people that don't need to
- 1:37:30Speaker 4: lose weight again, grab the white bread, grab the grab
- 1:37:32Speaker 4: the can of goober graper.
- 1:37:34Speaker 3: Oh yeah, now you're talking.
- 1:37:35Speaker 1: By the way, the group of grape wasn't too expensive.
- 1:37:36Speaker 3: Are you serious?
- 1:37:37Speaker 1: That was like three something. Oh that's great, I got
- 1:37:39Speaker 1: I mean the peanut butter is less, but.
- 1:37:41Speaker 3: We call it. You can't call it myth buts in.
- 1:37:43Speaker 1: What do you call this?
- 1:37:44Speaker 4: Oh, tall tail terminating? Yeah, and he's done like this,
- 1:37:49Speaker 4: This is your done. Bitch here too, if we can
- 1:37:50Speaker 4: find all this. She's in her car and she's and
- 1:37:52Speaker 4: she's performing. She's trying to get sympathy. She's trying to
- 1:37:55Speaker 4: make herself cry. How she only had twenty dollars in
- 1:37:57Speaker 4: her account, so she spent it on this.
- 1:38:00Speaker 6: I want you to look at me. This is exhaustion.
- 1:38:04Speaker 15: All I could afford two hash browns this morning at McDonald's.
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: Oh, I see.
- 1:38:09Speaker 10: A homeless man limping and I gave it.
- 1:38:13Speaker 1: To him wire. Yeah.
- 1:38:16Speaker 4: So again for that for.
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: Hash browns.
- 1:38:19Speaker 4: If you if you could afford to eat it, great,
- 1:38:21Speaker 4: but don't bitch about it. When you can go to
- 1:38:23Speaker 4: the store. You get five pounds of food for the
- 1:38:24Speaker 4: same price.
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: Yeah. True, all had twenty bucks, I would make it work.
- 1:38:28Speaker 3: This made me want to go to the whole box
- 1:38:30Speaker 3: of these.
- 1:38:30Speaker 1: I got some milk, whole milk if you want to lud.
- 1:38:32Speaker 3: So whole milk. Wow, that's a treat. Yeah Christmas. That's
- 1:38:40Speaker 3: like just pouring melted ice cream on something. It's so
- 1:38:42Speaker 3: thick and so creamy. I had a whole milk, like everyone.
- 1:38:46Speaker 3: If you're at a restaurant and you're like, ooh, this
- 1:38:47Speaker 3: is whole milk because you know my wife ain't buying that,
- 1:38:50Speaker 3: and then whole milk from a glass bottle. Oh so nice. Well,
- 1:38:56Speaker 3: chefsa bats, thank you very much for the education.
- 1:38:58Speaker 1: And I've got fruit for you, Sammy, banamas and apples.
- 1:39:01Speaker 10: Oh great, I don't like banana. What do you can
- 1:39:02Speaker 10: take the bananas?
- 1:39:03Speaker 6: He loves those?
- 1:39:03Speaker 3: Oh banana?
- 1:39:04Speaker 1: Not there again?
- 1:39:06Speaker 4: Less than five dollars healthy.
- 1:39:07Speaker 3: Foot out Like you wouldn't know by looking at.
- 1:39:09Speaker 1: Me, because he could afford and he doesn't, but he
- 1:39:12Speaker 1: doesn't bitch about it. He's like, oh I can't.
- 1:39:14Speaker 4: I can afford at two ash browns and ice creams.
- 1:39:18Speaker 3: All right? More woody Show's next, hang.
- 1:39:19Speaker 2: On a wood show that vile.
- 1:39:22Speaker 3: Wait, we'll be right.
- 1:39:23Speaker 1: Down the show.
- 1:39:27Speaker 3: Our friend Nicole Albarez is here. Yeah, and I saw
- 1:39:30Speaker 3: I saw this story and Jeff g and I were
- 1:39:34Speaker 3: talking about it, and he goes, oh, dude, did you
- 1:39:36Speaker 3: hear what happened to Nicole? And I go, no, I
- 1:39:38Speaker 3: did not hear. But I'll start with the story that
- 1:39:40Speaker 3: I saw this woman in New York City. She's suing McDonald's.
- 1:39:45Speaker 3: She ate a sausage McMuffin that was quote wholly unfit
- 1:39:49Speaker 3: for human consumption. She says that after she finished the sandwich,
- 1:39:54Speaker 3: she became violently ill, added that her physical, nervous, and
- 1:39:58Speaker 3: mental systems were seriously in permanently injured by such contaminated food.
- 1:40:03Speaker 3: She described in McMuffin as having quote contaminants, poisons, toxins, parasites, bacteria, germs,
- 1:40:10Speaker 3: and or organisms which would and did cause various serious
- 1:40:15Speaker 3: personal injuries. How do you know? How do you know?
- 1:40:18Speaker 3: After scarf from the whole thing down?
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: Yeah, were you in the dumpster getting food?
- 1:40:23Speaker 3: She became dangerously ill and sick. Her entire body became
- 1:40:26Speaker 3: infected and poisoned. Of course, she is demanding an undisclosed
- 1:40:30Speaker 3: amount of money for her suffering. But now, in this
- 1:40:33Speaker 3: particular case, I don't how do you unless there was
- 1:40:37Speaker 3: something super visibly wrong, in which case I would say
- 1:40:41Speaker 3: why did you then eat it? Yeah, like if you
- 1:40:44Speaker 3: saw something looked weird or smelled weird, or after the
- 1:40:46Speaker 3: first bite tasted kind of odd or something was off,
- 1:40:49Speaker 3: why would you continue eating it?
- 1:40:51Speaker 1: Yeah, something that violent, something visible has to be on it.
- 1:40:55Speaker 3: Something visible, which brings me to Nicole's story. And now
- 1:41:00Speaker 3: I will say I will say yeah, because we've had
- 1:41:03Speaker 3: these stories before where you know, something happens and I
- 1:41:06Speaker 3: go get out of here. I don't believe that vest
- 1:41:09Speaker 3: it was a mouse in your coat, or I think
- 1:41:11Speaker 3: that they're making it up because I think to myself,
- 1:41:14Speaker 3: how like, if you're the restaurant in this particular case,
- 1:41:18Speaker 3: how would something leave and get to a customer noticed
- 1:41:23Speaker 3: this unnoticed?
- 1:41:26Speaker 6: I think they prepared my food in the dumpster area
- 1:41:28Speaker 6: or literally dug it out of the dumpster. But let
- 1:41:30Speaker 6: me tell you, so I get home, it's like I
- 1:41:33Speaker 6: would say, it's like four o'clock and I need I'm
- 1:41:35Speaker 6: gonna get judged just for ordering from this place. But
- 1:41:38Speaker 6: let me let me preface that by saying I needed
- 1:41:40Speaker 6: a quick fix of protein. I needed a steak, okay
- 1:41:43Speaker 6: the period, and so I ordered from this place and
- 1:41:47Speaker 6: I'm waiting. It's kind of a it's a good steak
- 1:41:50Speaker 6: that's on the way.
- 1:41:51Speaker 3: National chain, National steak chain, which I don't hate this place.
- 1:41:55Speaker 1: I've I've never had a problem with them.
- 1:41:57Speaker 6: No their bread, dip it and ran to the anyways, Yeah,
- 1:42:00Speaker 6: I digress.
- 1:42:01Speaker 3: They're known for their famous appetizer.
- 1:42:02Speaker 6: Yeah, I digress. So I ordered a salad and I
- 1:42:06Speaker 6: ordered the filet and I pick it up, I put
- 1:42:09Speaker 6: it on the counter. I open the salad and a
- 1:42:11Speaker 6: dead mosquito, you know, the bugs, the big black bugs,
- 1:42:15Speaker 6: the mosquitoes that are trash trash mosquitoes. Yeah, they're called something,
- 1:42:21Speaker 6: but they're not small.
- 1:42:24Speaker 3: Ones.
- 1:42:25Speaker 6: They're not skinny at all, and they're not mosquitos.
- 1:42:27Speaker 1: They look like mosquitoes, but they're flies.
- 1:42:29Speaker 4: They're called usually people, Yeah, crane flies, big long legs.
- 1:42:35Speaker 6: Like in the right light, they have a green wing.
- 1:42:37Speaker 6: I don't know, but they're they're menacing. They're menacing. One
- 1:42:42Speaker 6: of the dead one falls out of the salad and
- 1:42:45Speaker 6: I'm already a little sketched out, but I go ahead
- 1:42:47Speaker 6: and I open the steak and there's three dead ones
- 1:42:50Speaker 6: on the steak, and like two or three other ones
- 1:42:53Speaker 6: buzzing around the steak inside the box. So they were
- 1:42:56Speaker 6: just in there marinating in my steak.
- 1:42:58Speaker 3: It would be one thing like one right, no fact
- 1:43:01Speaker 3: that there were multiple and also in two different no.
- 1:43:06Speaker 6: So different containers. It was like lollapalooza for this for
- 1:43:08Speaker 6: this bug.
- 1:43:09Speaker 1: Two quick questions. Wait, you said you went and you
- 1:43:11Speaker 1: picked it up, so you did?
- 1:43:12Speaker 11: No?
- 1:43:12Speaker 6: No, no, I got it.
- 1:43:13Speaker 1: I got delivered it picked it up.
- 1:43:15Speaker 6: At the door with the guy's hands.
- 1:43:17Speaker 3: Okay, so it wasn't sitting outside for a while.
- 1:43:20Speaker 1: Okay, So was this all super sealed? And how long
- 1:43:23Speaker 1: did it take to get there?
- 1:43:24Speaker 6: It took I would say about twenty minutes. And I
- 1:43:27Speaker 6: was so excited for the steak, Like I met him
- 1:43:29Speaker 6: at the door, like, I.
- 1:43:30Speaker 1: Was like, yeah, what was the container?
- 1:43:32Speaker 3: Sea?
- 1:43:32Speaker 6: It was sealed, Everything was sealed, and the bag was taped.
- 1:43:37Speaker 6: The bag was taped. So I opened it and I
- 1:43:40Speaker 6: almost threw up. But I immediately called the restaurant.
- 1:43:43Speaker 1: Get video and the video, Greg.
- 1:43:46Speaker 6: I have everything.
- 1:43:47Speaker 1: I love bugs. I know.
- 1:43:49Speaker 6: I saw the I saw how you react to cockroaches.
- 1:43:53Speaker 3: Show Greg, Greg.
- 1:43:54Speaker 1: Greg, but here you're the best describer of things.
- 1:43:56Speaker 6: My phone is in the other room. When we leave here,
- 1:43:58Speaker 6: I'll go show you.
- 1:43:59Speaker 3: I'll go get it we'll go get it. Yeah, because
- 1:44:01Speaker 3: we got it. We got to see for ourselves.
- 1:44:03Speaker 6: So I call the establishment and I'm like, I asked
- 1:44:06Speaker 6: to speak to a manager. She answers, and I explained
- 1:44:08Speaker 6: to her and she goes, oh, oh, I'm so sorry.
- 1:44:11Speaker 6: Oh that's terrible that that happened to you. Can I
- 1:44:13Speaker 6: offer you a tuck away?
- 1:44:14Speaker 3: What is that?
- 1:44:15Speaker 6: A tuck away is a fifty dollars gift certificate to
- 1:44:18Speaker 6: this place. I'm like, I'm not gonna I'm not going
- 1:44:20Speaker 6: to eat here again. There's not enough tuckaways in the world.
- 1:44:27Speaker 6: I need you to tuck your entire establishment away. Absolutely not,
- 1:44:30Speaker 6: And she just and we were both at a crossroads,
- 1:44:32Speaker 6: like what do you do?
- 1:44:33Speaker 9: Well?
- 1:44:33Speaker 3: What were you calling for?
- 1:44:34Speaker 20: Then?
- 1:44:34Speaker 6: I was just calling to let them know the dn'tster
- 1:44:37Speaker 6: diving for my freaking steak.
- 1:44:39Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, it's gonna take me.
- 1:44:41Speaker 3: So you weren't asking, You weren't asking for anything.
- 1:44:43Speaker 6: I like, I actually I called with the hopes of
- 1:44:46Speaker 6: something like some sort of financial something.
- 1:44:50Speaker 1: I'm not going to eat there, so you just want
- 1:44:52Speaker 1: the refund.
- 1:44:54Speaker 6: But as a bonus, I have a really quick question
- 1:44:56Speaker 6: that I mean not a question, something that has to
- 1:44:58Speaker 6: do with that same restaurant. When I was in college,
- 1:45:01Speaker 6: I waited tables there in Jacksonville and a man found
- 1:45:04Speaker 6: a used tampon in one of the roll ups. What
- 1:45:07Speaker 6: I get out of here in Jacksonville, Florida.
- 1:45:09Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't believe that.
- 1:45:10Speaker 6: And he stayed, He stayed, and he ate no for free.
- 1:45:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:45:15Speaker 6: One of the waitresses was mad the night before she
- 1:45:18Speaker 6: took it out. She rolled it up. She was pissed,
- 1:45:20Speaker 6: and he found it in the roll up. And he's
- 1:45:24Speaker 6: when you say, oh, the silverware napkin.
- 1:45:27Speaker 3: Okay, I thought that was a food. I thought it
- 1:45:29Speaker 3: was like a correct I say, I didn't. I didn't
- 1:45:32Speaker 3: believe for a second to actually prepare.
- 1:45:34Speaker 1: The food there.
- 1:45:35Speaker 3: It's more like it's when the cisco drops a bunch
- 1:45:37Speaker 3: of eat it like a chicken rape.
- 1:45:40Speaker 4: This is strange because crane flies do not eat trash.
- 1:45:42Speaker 4: They aren't aren't found near trash. They don't they they.
- 1:45:44Speaker 6: Are we sure we're talking about a crane fly. You
- 1:45:46Speaker 6: know the bug. I'm talking trash bug. Give me, it's
- 1:45:49Speaker 6: like a trash bug.
- 1:45:52Speaker 3: Take a look at the video. Nichole's got her video.
- 1:45:54Speaker 3: She's going into her phone right.
- 1:45:55Speaker 6: I take a lot of videos, so give me a second. No, no,
- 1:45:58Speaker 6: it's the round one. Did you ever see the fly
- 1:46:00Speaker 6: with Jeff Goldlum, Yeah, he turns into that that bug fly.
- 1:46:04Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess the fly. It was just the
- 1:46:09Speaker 1: flies what we used.
- 1:46:10Speaker 3: To call mosquito readers, which apparently is not okay. Well
- 1:46:13Speaker 3: that's because they look like just a mosquito under a
- 1:46:16Speaker 3: magnifying totally.
- 1:46:17Speaker 6: So many of them were in my We're in my
- 1:46:20Speaker 6: stake and in my salad.
- 1:46:22Speaker 1: Right, So she's, uh, yeah, I'm looking for.
- 1:46:24Speaker 6: The video, but it's going to take me a minute.
- 1:46:26Speaker 6: I take a lot of videos.
- 1:46:27Speaker 4: Apparently it's not like they're all worthwhile.
- 1:46:29Speaker 6: I mean they are. We might have to go to
- 1:46:32Speaker 6: break and come back because I don't want to waste
- 1:46:34Speaker 6: your time.
- 1:46:36Speaker 1: I did see the video.
- 1:46:38Speaker 8: I thought they were flies, like just regular flyers, flies,
- 1:46:41Speaker 8: but bigger.
- 1:46:42Speaker 3: Yeah, sometime somewhere to get those like big back flies,
- 1:46:46Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like that, they're not your
- 1:46:48Speaker 3: standard little log dainty fly like these are like chunkier
- 1:46:51Speaker 3: like they're like three days old like chunkier fly.
- 1:46:55Speaker 6: And they don't think they bite, and I don't think
- 1:46:57Speaker 6: they have necessarily carried disease. But but they definitely like
- 1:47:02Speaker 6: spit up on your food.
- 1:47:03Speaker 1: But I'm just wondering at what point they got in there.
- 1:47:06Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to be at the kitchen.
- 1:47:08Speaker 1: I would think, like somebody in the kitchens was just
- 1:47:10Speaker 1: a hand.
- 1:47:12Speaker 3: Was it a like a clamshell container that you close.
- 1:47:15Speaker 6: It's the one with the black bottom and.
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: The clear the top.
- 1:47:18Speaker 6: Yeah, both the salad and the steak. No, I lie
- 1:47:21Speaker 6: that that was the salad. The steak was the black
- 1:47:24Speaker 6: and black container like.
- 1:47:24Speaker 3: The clam shell. So they got in there when the
- 1:47:29Speaker 3: food was being prepared.
- 1:47:30Speaker 6: Apparently apparently the kitchen was closed and they were preparing
- 1:47:33Speaker 6: my food by the dumpster, is what I'm thinking. Like,
- 1:47:36Speaker 6: I have a vision that they dug my steak out
- 1:47:38Speaker 6: of the actual dumpster because I could smell it, and
- 1:47:40Speaker 6: then I start smelling the trash.
- 1:47:46Speaker 3: Allegedly, well she saw it, and there's allegedly a video.
- 1:47:51Speaker 6: Yeah, there is a video, but it's gonna I wasn't prepared,
- 1:47:55Speaker 6: so I didn't have it ready for you. However, I
- 1:47:58Speaker 6: will show it to you, and I didn't know what
- 1:47:59Speaker 6: to do you after, Like am I supposed to Just
- 1:48:02Speaker 6: I tagged the LA the Department of Health.
- 1:48:04Speaker 1: Okay, they ignored me.
- 1:48:06Speaker 3: Really, I can help you with that. Greg's big on
- 1:48:11Speaker 3: official government departments. He called the Department of Weights and
- 1:48:14Speaker 3: Measure Measures.
- 1:48:15Speaker 9: Usually all these wrong price are totally fruitless. They'll create
- 1:48:19Speaker 9: any sort of website just to get you. Not calling them,
- 1:48:22Speaker 9: but the Weights and Measures same day response, same day.
- 1:48:25Speaker 6: You know who really failed me? I put it. I
- 1:48:27Speaker 6: don't go on Facebook. I put it on Facebook because
- 1:48:30Speaker 6: I'm like, if I put on Facebook, these people, these
- 1:48:32Speaker 6: people will go and do something about it. Nothing. It
- 1:48:35Speaker 6: was ignored. All I got was like vomit emojis and
- 1:48:38Speaker 6: people like ew, get your money back.
- 1:48:40Speaker 1: Ew.
- 1:48:41Speaker 6: Well, yeah, I didn't eat it though.
- 1:48:43Speaker 3: Well I wouldn't think no people some.
- 1:48:46Speaker 6: People would scribe it off and eat it anyways.
- 1:48:48Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm a guy. Like if
- 1:48:50Speaker 3: they bring something out and there's a hair, like, I'll
- 1:48:53Speaker 3: move the one hair forgive. Like if it's multiple hairs
- 1:48:56Speaker 3: or something like, then then then there's a price.
- 1:48:58Speaker 6: It's a long hair and you know it's not yours.
- 1:49:00Speaker 6: What if it's a coarse hair, No.
- 1:49:04Speaker 3: I don't know. I would probably power through.
- 1:49:06Speaker 1: That same how many seconds?
- 1:49:07Speaker 6: If something falls on the floor, what what's your rule?
- 1:49:09Speaker 3: Depends on what it is? Is it like a moist
- 1:49:11Speaker 3: piece of food.
- 1:49:11Speaker 6: Then what if it's a pizza and it didn't fall
- 1:49:14Speaker 6: cheese cheese down, crust.
- 1:49:16Speaker 1: Down, crust down?
- 1:49:20Speaker 3: And is it at home? Is it a public That's
- 1:49:23Speaker 3: that's a great question. Yeah where is Where are we
- 1:49:25Speaker 3: in the subways of New York City?
- 1:49:26Speaker 6: Know we're here in the studio.
- 1:49:28Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, God, crust down. I'm not eating that here.
- 1:49:35Speaker 1: I was drunk on top of other foods down there.
- 1:49:39Speaker 1: I was drunk in New York, NFL. Cheese down.
- 1:49:41Speaker 6: Okay, so shocked like some sort of financial.
- 1:49:52Speaker 3: Away.
- 1:49:53Speaker 6: I'm not gonna eat there is.
- 1:49:54Speaker 1: Alcohol, but.
- 1:49:59Speaker 6: I mean, thank you. I'll take up the video and
- 1:50:01Speaker 6: when when.
- 1:50:02Speaker 1: I and then we'll post it on the on Instagram.
- 1:50:05Speaker 6: And the man found you can hear me get out
- 1:50:10Speaker 6: of here Florida, believe and he he stayed, all.
- 1:50:15Speaker 3: Right, you have three video.
- 1:50:18Speaker 6: One of the waitresses was mad.
- 1:50:19Speaker 3: That's what it was, because they.
- 1:50:22Speaker 5: Pull it up.
- 1:50:24Speaker 3: Found And when you say, but that was I thought.
- 1:50:31Speaker 1: It was correct. I don't believe the second actually before.
- 1:50:36Speaker 3: The food there, it's more like it was about that Cisco.
- 1:50:42Speaker 4: This is strange because crane flies do not eat trash.
- 1:50:44Speaker 4: They are aren't found near trash They don't they they are.
- 1:50:47Speaker 6: We sure we're talking about the cranes, like you know,
- 1:50:48Speaker 6: the bug. I'm talking exactly. Give me it's like a
- 1:50:52Speaker 6: trash bug.
- 1:50:54Speaker 3: Take a look at the video. Nicole's got her video.
- 1:50:56Speaker 3: She's going into her phone.
- 1:50:57Speaker 6: Take a lot of videos. So give me a second.
- 1:50:59Speaker 6: You Oh no, it's the round one. Did you ever
- 1:51:01Speaker 6: see the fly with Jeff Goldlum, Yeah, he turns into
- 1:51:05Speaker 6: that that bug fly.
- 1:51:07Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I guess the fly.
- 1:51:10Speaker 3: It was just the fly what we used to call
- 1:51:13Speaker 3: mosquito readers, which apparently.
- 1:51:14Speaker 5: Is not okay.
- 1:51:15Speaker 3: Well that's because they look like just a mosquito under
- 1:51:18Speaker 3: a magnifying totally.
- 1:51:19Speaker 6: So many of them were in my We're in my
- 1:51:22Speaker 6: sake and in my salad.
- 1:51:24Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:51:25Speaker 1: So she's, uh, yeah, I'm looking for.
- 1:51:27Speaker 6: The video, but it's going to take me a minute.
- 1:51:28Speaker 6: I take a lot of videos.
- 1:51:30Speaker 4: Apparently it's not like they're all worthwhile.
- 1:51:32Speaker 6: I mean they are. We might have to go to
- 1:51:35Speaker 6: break and come back because I don't want to waste
- 1:51:37Speaker 6: your time.
- 1:51:38Speaker 3: Video.
- 1:51:39Speaker 1: I did see the video.
- 1:51:40Speaker 8: I thought they were flies, like just regular fly flies,
- 1:51:44Speaker 8: but bigger.
- 1:51:44Speaker 3: Yeah, somewhere to get those big back flies. You know
- 1:51:49Speaker 3: what I mean like that they're not your standarp little
- 1:51:51Speaker 3: log dainty fly like these are like chunkier Like they're
- 1:51:55Speaker 3: like three days old, like chunkier fly.
- 1:51:57Speaker 6: And they don't think they bite, and I don't think
- 1:51:59Speaker 6: they have necessarily carried disease, but but they definitely like
- 1:52:04Speaker 6: spit up on your food.
- 1:52:06Speaker 1: But I'm just wondering at what point they got in there.
- 1:52:09Speaker 9: Yeah, I had to be at the kitchen. I would
- 1:52:11Speaker 9: think that, like somebody in the kitchens was just a handful.
- 1:52:14Speaker 9: Was it a like a clamshell container that you close,
- 1:52:17Speaker 9: it's the one.
- 1:52:17Speaker 6: With the black bottom and the clear top. Yeah, both
- 1:52:21Speaker 6: the salad and the steak. No, I lie that that
- 1:52:24Speaker 6: was the salad. The steak was the black and black
- 1:52:26Speaker 6: container like theall.
- 1:52:29Speaker 3: So they got in there when the food was being prepared.
- 1:52:33Speaker 6: Apparently apparently the kitchen was closed and they were preparing
- 1:52:36Speaker 6: my food by the dumpster, is what I'm thinking. Like
- 1:52:38Speaker 6: I have a vision that they dug my steak out
- 1:52:40Speaker 6: of the actual dumpster because I could smell it and
- 1:52:42Speaker 6: then I start smelling the trash.
- 1:52:48Speaker 3: Allegedly, well, she saw it, and there's allegedly a video.
- 1:52:54Speaker 6: Yeah, there is a video, but it's gonna. I wasn't prepared,
- 1:52:57Speaker 6: so I didn't have it ready for you. I will
- 1:53:00Speaker 6: show it to you, and I didn't know what to
- 1:53:02Speaker 6: do after, Like am I supposed to just I tagged
- 1:53:04Speaker 6: the LA the Department of Health. Okay, they ignored me.
- 1:53:09Speaker 3: Really, I can help you with that. Greg's big on
- 1:53:13Speaker 3: official government departments. He called the Department of Weights and
- 1:53:16Speaker 3: Measure Measures. Usually all these wrong price are totally fruitless.
- 1:53:20Speaker 3: They'll create any sort of website just to get you
- 1:53:23Speaker 3: not calling them, but the Weights and Measures same day response,
- 1:53:27Speaker 3: same day.
- 1:53:28Speaker 6: You know who really failed me. I put it. I
- 1:53:30Speaker 6: don't go on Facebook. I put it on Facebook because
- 1:53:32Speaker 6: I'm like, if I put it on Facebook, these people,
- 1:53:34Speaker 6: these people will go and do something about it. Nothing.
- 1:53:37Speaker 6: It was ignored. All I got was like vomit emojis
- 1:53:40Speaker 6: and people like ew, get your money back. EW. Yeah.
- 1:53:44Speaker 1: I didn't eat it though, well I wouldn't think.
- 1:53:48Speaker 6: Some people would scribe it off and eat it anyways.
- 1:53:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:53:50Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I'm a guy. Like if they
- 1:53:53Speaker 3: bring something out and there's a hair, like, I'll move
- 1:53:55Speaker 3: the one hair forgive. Like if it's multiple hairs or
- 1:53:58Speaker 3: something like, then then.
- 1:54:00Speaker 6: Then there's a pro it's a long hair and you
- 1:54:02Speaker 6: know it's not yours. What if it's a coarse hair?
- 1:54:05Speaker 1: No, no, I don't know. I would probably power through
- 1:54:08Speaker 1: that same How many seconds?
- 1:54:09Speaker 6: If something falls on the floor, what's your rule?
- 1:54:11Speaker 3: Depends on what it is. Is it's like a moist
- 1:54:13Speaker 3: piece of food.
- 1:54:13Speaker 6: Then what if it's it's a pizza and it didn't
- 1:54:16Speaker 6: fall cheese? Cheese down, crust down.
- 1:54:21Speaker 1: Crust down?
- 1:54:22Speaker 3: And is it at home? Is it a public Yeah,
- 1:54:25Speaker 3: that's that's a great question. Yeah, where is where? Are
- 1:54:27Speaker 3: we in the subways of New York City?
- 1:54:29Speaker 6: Know we're here in the studio?
- 1:54:30Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, oh god, crust down. I'm not eating
- 1:54:37Speaker 3: that in here.
- 1:54:37Speaker 1: I was drunk on top of other foods down there.
- 1:54:41Speaker 1: I was drunk in New York and NFL cheese down
- 1:54:43Speaker 1: and I ate it. And this lady was so shocked
- 1:54:46Speaker 1: on the floor in New York City. Yeah, wow, I
- 1:54:49Speaker 1: was wasted.
- 1:54:53Speaker 6: But there was alcohol involved, Yeah, of course. Okay, that's
- 1:54:55Speaker 6: a different story when there's alcohol involved. You know.
- 1:54:58Speaker 1: Yeah, horse flies where But yeah.
- 1:55:01Speaker 6: Thank you. I'll dig up the video and you'll when
- 1:55:04Speaker 6: I'll give it to you.
- 1:55:05Speaker 3: Yeah, give it to us, and then we'll post it
- 1:55:07Speaker 3: on on Instagram.
- 1:55:08Speaker 6: Okay, you can hear me.
- 1:55:09Speaker 3: People, people could take a look at it and and
- 1:55:12Speaker 3: give their thoughts. I just pulled it up. I can
- 1:55:16Speaker 3: look at it, but I will close all right, Oh
- 1:55:18Speaker 3: you have it? Yeah no, no, no, not the video. I
- 1:55:20Speaker 3: just pulled up horse flying and that's what it was. Okay,
- 1:55:22Speaker 3: they wore a horse fly all.
- 1:55:23Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, I'll pull it up. You can post it.
- 1:55:28Speaker 3: Yeah, but not eating. God, great, then you skipped a meal.
- 1:55:31Speaker 6: But also I'm sending you guys food on Friday. I
- 1:55:34Speaker 6: don't know if you know.
- 1:55:35Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well before we go, shout out the steak restaurant.
- 1:55:40Speaker 6: Oh, it was out back steakhouse.
- 1:55:48Speaker 3: So people were talking about and I just saw the
- 1:55:51Speaker 3: picture for the first time. Joe Rogan's tie at the
- 1:55:56Speaker 3: UFC the White House. I know, like, does this happened
- 1:56:00Speaker 3: to me? It's just super short, It's yeah, I would
- 1:56:06Speaker 3: say it's a it's a good six or six or
- 1:56:10Speaker 3: eight inches above his belt easily. I mean it's it's
- 1:56:14Speaker 3: remember like, uh, it was Popeye's friend who always one
- 1:56:19Speaker 3: of the hamburgers wimpy.
- 1:56:26Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. It looks like
- 1:56:29Speaker 1: he's trying to tie the tie that I wish I
- 1:56:31Speaker 1: always knew how to tie, which is called a windsor
- 1:56:36Speaker 1: really fat.
- 1:56:38Speaker 3: You know, it looks like it looks like he rented
- 1:56:39Speaker 3: a suit and someone gave him the little kids tie,
- 1:56:43Speaker 3: eight year old tie. And this happened to me, not
- 1:56:46Speaker 3: this year, but the first Woodies show prom where I
- 1:56:50Speaker 3: rented the suit and the tie they gave me only
- 1:56:54Speaker 3: went so far because you didn't you didn't tie it yourself. Oh,
- 1:56:57Speaker 3: it was already just yeah in the tie form. Yeah,
- 1:57:00Speaker 3: you just kind of it's not a clip, but it
- 1:57:02Speaker 3: has that it goes all the way around and it's
- 1:57:05Speaker 3: like a fastener. So it was too damn it and
- 1:57:08Speaker 3: it looks so stupid. So I had to wear the
- 1:57:10Speaker 3: vest underneath this. I can tuck it into the vest.
- 1:57:12Speaker 3: Sometimes if the tie is not perfect, you just know
- 1:57:14Speaker 3: you're gonna wear your blazer and you just button that. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:57:18Speaker 3: but like super super short, like nobody mentioned this to him.
- 1:57:23Speaker 3: He didn't stand in front of a mirror. Yeah, it's weird,
- 1:57:26Speaker 3: It's really, it's really weird. It all like it comes
- 1:57:29Speaker 3: down to like almost at the very top of like
- 1:57:33Speaker 3: where the beer belly would start, like just below the cans. Yeah, right,
- 1:57:37Speaker 3: like you know, a beer belly level. It's awkward. Not
- 1:57:40Speaker 3: even halfway down the shirt, not even halfway down. Oh, Woodie,
- 1:57:44Speaker 3: speaking of ties, you missed this conversation. Medic and I
- 1:57:48Speaker 3: had the biggest twilight zone situation ever getting ready for
- 1:57:54Speaker 3: the Woodie Show prompt. I'm in this room by myself,
- 1:57:58Speaker 3: getting dressed, and I'm putting on the tie. And you
- 1:58:00Speaker 3: know how the back of the tie sometimes doesn't line
- 1:58:02Speaker 3: up with the front of the tie. It's supposed to
- 1:58:03Speaker 3: be slightly shorter, obviously.
- 1:58:05Speaker 1: Yeah, because the length, like we're just talking about it, right,
- 1:58:07Speaker 1: the length was off and I can kind of like
- 1:58:09Speaker 1: tuck the little back part.
- 1:58:10Speaker 9: In between the label, right. So I did it and
- 1:58:14Speaker 9: looked in the mirror. It's not long enough. Did it again.
- 1:58:17Speaker 9: Oh now it's too long. Did it again? Now the
- 1:58:20Speaker 9: back is sticking out anyway, Long story short, I after
- 1:58:24Speaker 9: about nine or ten attempts, and I exaggerate, not after
- 1:58:28Speaker 9: about ten attempts, I thought, Okay, I'm gonna try this
- 1:58:30Speaker 9: one more time. And I go to put my tie
- 1:58:33Speaker 9: on and I forgot how to tie a tie. And
- 1:58:36Speaker 9: I had just done it ten times, so much so
- 1:58:39Speaker 9: that I had to YouTube how to tie a tie?
- 1:58:41Speaker 3: I had just been doing this, yeah, for fifteen minutes.
- 1:58:44Speaker 3: Do it.
- 1:58:45Speaker 9: Length isn't right. Let me start again. Length isn't right.
- 1:58:47Speaker 9: I'll start again. Couldn't remember how to tie a tie
- 1:58:51Speaker 9: even though I had just been doing it for twenty many.
- 1:58:53Speaker 3: Maybe psuck yourself out there because you got it wrong,
- 1:58:55Speaker 3: like you're thinking that, oh, I must be doing this wrong.
- 1:58:57Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know how to tie a tie, or
- 1:58:58Speaker 3: maybe it's like a subcond I had to tie it
- 1:59:01Speaker 3: a billion.
- 1:59:02Speaker 9: A bazillion times, and I had just been doing it
- 1:59:04Speaker 9: at bazillion times. And then thinking back as to what
- 1:59:06Speaker 9: time I was meeting up with some friends, I realized
- 1:59:09Speaker 9: it was right around five thirty PM that I was
- 1:59:11Speaker 9: getting dressed unbeknownst to me menace.
- 1:59:15Speaker 1: At five point thirty. I'm tying ties because I'm tying
- 1:59:19Speaker 1: my tie. My wife is wearing like this oversized like
- 1:59:23Speaker 1: suit for the party too, so I'm I'm tying her tie.
- 1:59:27Speaker 1: Then I get to Tyler's tie because he can't tie
- 1:59:29Speaker 1: his own tie, so I tie it for him, and
- 1:59:32Speaker 1: I'm getting the length wrong, just like Greg. Try again,
- 1:59:37Speaker 1: have to try again, try to get the length wrong,
- 1:59:39Speaker 1: and in the middle of it, at the exact same
- 1:59:41Speaker 1: time as Greg. I forget how to tie the tie.
- 1:59:45Speaker 1: I mean, so like to pause for a minute, Tyler
- 1:59:51Speaker 1: Tyler's year, he can confirm, Dude, I had to stop
- 1:59:54Speaker 1: for a minute and think about it. I'm like wait,
- 1:59:56Speaker 1: and it took me, like I don't know, six attempts
- 1:59:59Speaker 1: before I can like re remember on how to tie
- 2:00:02Speaker 1: the time.
- 2:00:03Speaker 3: So maybe life is a big simulation. And somewhere in
- 2:00:08Speaker 3: the software that runs this program that we call Life,
- 2:00:12Speaker 3: there was a Windows update or a reset when it
- 2:00:17Speaker 3: got to the line of code of people knowing how
- 2:00:21Speaker 3: to tie ties. So everybody, maybe everybody in our world forgot.
- 2:00:26Speaker 3: Everybody at the same time who was tying a tie
- 2:00:28Speaker 3: at that moment forgot forgot. I was alone, and I
- 2:00:35Speaker 3: even said out loud, what is going on?
- 2:00:37Speaker 1: Yeah? I was like, I go, dude, I've done this
- 2:00:41Speaker 1: hundreds not even maybe like a thousand dollars.
- 2:00:43Speaker 3: It's the whole world.
- 2:00:44Speaker 9: God, yes, weird. And when I told that story, Mannis
- 2:00:49Speaker 9: was staring at me like what, and it's it's you
- 2:00:53Speaker 9: wouldn't have this problem. You went to Men's warehouse and
- 2:00:55Speaker 9: they sent you the short clip clippy tie ye all,
- 2:00:58Speaker 9: and then that's all you want.
- 2:01:00Speaker 3: You didn't have a problem for.
- 2:01:01Speaker 1: The extra length on Tyler's tie, you know, because you
- 2:01:04Speaker 1: got to do like the big guy move where you
- 2:01:06Speaker 1: make it a little bit longer because it covers up
- 2:01:08Speaker 1: your belly, right, and that too. I'm not knocking on Tyler,
- 2:01:12Speaker 1: but that's the move. Where's it supposed to come down to?
- 2:01:15Speaker 3: Technically, in my opinion, I don't know if this is
- 2:01:18Speaker 3: like GQ law, but like slightly, ever so slightly right
- 2:01:24Speaker 3: below where your pants meet your body, over the belt buckle.
- 2:01:28Speaker 3: Oh really, I do over the belt buckle and slightly
- 2:01:31Speaker 3: about like below where the pants.
- 2:01:33Speaker 1: That's too long, that's what it's right at the belt.
- 2:01:35Speaker 3: Line, yeah, right at the belt line. Well, it doesn't
- 2:01:38Speaker 3: help if you've got a big fat neck because ties
- 2:01:40Speaker 3: are just one length, right, yes, yeah, so if you've
- 2:01:42Speaker 3: got a big fat neck, takes a lot longer to
- 2:01:44Speaker 3: get around. Therefore, it's never gonna be as long as
- 2:01:47Speaker 3: it needs to. Plus your belly sticks out, so it
- 2:01:49Speaker 3: kind of pushes it. It's never gonna make it all
- 2:01:51Speaker 3: the way down there.
- 2:01:52Speaker 1: Yeah, And it sucks because if you have to do
- 2:01:54Speaker 1: like extra long, because if your belly is like really big,
- 2:01:56Speaker 1: then the very top is gonna be tiny because you're
- 2:01:59Speaker 1: using up all that.
- 2:02:00Speaker 3: Okay, so officially, the tip of your tie should end
- 2:02:03Speaker 3: right at the middle of your belt buckle or cover
- 2:02:06Speaker 3: the top edge of your trouser waist ban. Yes, a
- 2:02:11Speaker 3: length that falls anywhere from the top of the belt
- 2:02:13Speaker 3: and about two inches above it is generally acceptable and flattering.
- 2:02:17Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but all this stuff is out, dude, Like
- 2:02:20Speaker 1: if you go to any stores, the suit section and
- 2:02:23Speaker 1: tie section, all that kind of stuff is getting smaller
- 2:02:25Speaker 1: and smaller and smaller.
- 2:02:27Speaker 8: Yes, Jeff a texta from the three two three wants
- 2:02:29Speaker 8: to know if you tied Tyler's tie from behind.
- 2:02:32Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze on
- 2:02:39Speaker 3: the pottery Wheel.
- 2:02:40Speaker 1: I didn't do that. I did do that, but I
- 2:02:42Speaker 1: did feel like his dad when I was fixing his
- 2:02:45Speaker 1: collar in the back because you know, you can't, like
- 2:02:47Speaker 1: it's hard to do it, can't get the collar over
- 2:02:49Speaker 1: the ties.
- 2:02:49Speaker 3: As soon as you got it nice and tucked up
- 2:02:51Speaker 3: tight under his neck, you're getting a little kiss.
- 2:02:53Speaker 1: Yeah, looking good. He was looking sharp though, Kay. Yeah,
- 2:02:58Speaker 1: it was very Yeah, but you know what, all right,
- 2:03:03Speaker 1: more woody shows there, show join fun.
- 2:03:07Speaker 3: And that's gonna do it for Tuesday full show podcast.
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- 2:03:45Speaker 1: Yep.
- 2:03:45Speaker 3: All right, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah,
- 2:03:48Speaker 3: the more money you make, the fewer blue haired people
- 2:03:51Speaker 3: you meet. They canna afford that die, is what you're saying. Well,
- 2:03:58Speaker 3: you surround yourself with different types of people. I guess
- 2:04:01Speaker 3: all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory. We thank
- 2:04:04Speaker 3: you so much for giving the Woodi Show some of
- 2:04:05Speaker 3: your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it
- 2:04:07Speaker 3: to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
- 2:04:09Speaker 3: can suck it. Catch you back here on Wednesday, have
- 2:04:12Speaker 3: a great day. S M D double M.
- 2:04:14Speaker 1: I quit this bitch.