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Dirty Little Secret: Married, But Not Fully Letting Go! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: You just never know what you're gonna get on Dirty
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  Speaker 1: Little Secret. It's Mikes one or two point nine bill
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  Speaker 1: ay kid Can's low Pez producer, Pooh, you got a secret,
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  Speaker 1: share it with us anytime you want at eight three
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  Speaker 1: to three seven eight seven one o two nine. I
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  Speaker 1: always get excited about Dirty Little Secrets coming in. I
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  Speaker 1: try to, like, you know, go through them and go, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: this one seems a little wild. Yeah, this one seems now,
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  Speaker 1: that's too much, believe it or not. There's some people
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  Speaker 1: that want to do their secrets and I'm like, this
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  Speaker 1: is just too graphic. Oh I believe it, or it's
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  Speaker 1: too crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: But there's some that I'm like, that's borderline and to
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  Speaker 1: me that well, I'll let you be the judge.
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  Speaker 2: But if you got one, feel free to share and
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  Speaker 2: you do. So what's going on?
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  Speaker 3: So I've only been married about eight months and there's
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  Speaker 3: something I'm hiding from my wife that nobody knows about.
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  Speaker 2: That's not good.
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  Speaker 1: Only eight months? Yeah, that's I mean to be hide
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  Speaker 1: and suffer. Usually hide stuff after a couple of years, right.
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  Speaker 3: No, Yeah, Well, I mean we got married pretty quickly.
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  Speaker 4: I mean everything just felt right. And we moved in together.
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  Speaker 3: I rented a small storage unit for all the stuff
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  Speaker 3: that didn't fit in the house. Extra golf clubs, old
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  Speaker 3: boxes from college, nothing exciting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, at least that's what my wife thinks is in there.
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  Speaker 2: So you have a storage unit that you have extra
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  Speaker 2: stuff that she doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you're junk, yeah, excess, Yeah, just prep and
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  Speaker 1: collected stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So what's in there?
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  Speaker 3: So the truth is there's only one thing in that
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  Speaker 3: storage unit. That's the real reason I still pay for
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  Speaker 3: it every month. And her name is Jenny.
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  Speaker 2: Her name is Jenny. What do you mean her name
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  Speaker 2: is Jenny?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, yes, Jenny is a life size loved
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  Speaker 3: all And I mean, I know, I know how insane
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  Speaker 3: that sounds, but I know it sounds insane, But I
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  Speaker 3: bought her years ago when I first got a really
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  Speaker 3: good paying job out of college.
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  Speaker 4: It was it was one of the first major Perchon
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  Speaker 4: has ever made.
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  Speaker 3: As weird as it sounds, I've been fascinated with these
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  Speaker 3: dolls since I was a teenager, and they're ridiculously expensive,
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  Speaker 3: so it wasn't something I could afford until I got older.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, wow, And this is a no judgment zone.
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  Speaker 1: So it's whatever is quote weird we think this is
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter what we think. We've had people call before
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  Speaker 1: who have life size dolls. Yeah, but they weren't hiding
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  Speaker 1: them from.
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  Speaker 2: Their wife, right.
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  Speaker 1: No. I don't get the obsession and the fascination, but
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  Speaker 1: this is obviously the thing because people paid thousands of
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  Speaker 1: dollars for this.
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  Speaker 2: The last time we talked about this, I looked it up. Remember, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I remember it was like three. Yeah, you paid.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty eight hundred dollars for a silicone doll that you
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  Speaker 1: know was life size and he designed. No.
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  Speaker 2: Part of me I think you're joking. Part of me
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  Speaker 2: is like no.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, well, when I started dating my wife, I
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  Speaker 4: mean I never brought it up.
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  Speaker 3: How do you start that conversation, like, hey, before this
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  Speaker 3: gets serious, there's something you should know.
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  Speaker 4: I have a six foot silicon doll named Jenny.
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  Speaker 2: God got a big old Amazon. Okay, why keep her?
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  Speaker 2: I know, why does she make the move?
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  Speaker 4: Right? Well, it's I mean, this is the thing.
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  Speaker 3: I've never It's never felt as strange to me as
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  Speaker 3: it probably sounds everyone else.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, there are people all over the world who
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  Speaker 4: owns these dolls. I mean, a whole community.
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  Speaker 1: But that is so it does seem to you that, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's good because you do realize that this does sound
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  Speaker 1: different to other people.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, well, I mean I don't think I'm
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  Speaker 3: in a relationship with Ginny, but I've had her for
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  Speaker 3: so many years. I'd be lying if I said I
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  Speaker 3: didn't get attached. I mean, now she's laying lifeless inside
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  Speaker 3: a giant Duffel bag and a storage unit, and as
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  Speaker 3: crazy as it sounds, I feel guilty about it. I
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  Speaker 3: mean I'll stop by every once in a while. I
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  Speaker 3: know that sounds ridiculous. I'm a grown man. I'm happily married.
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  Speaker 3: I love my wife more than anything.
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  Speaker 2: So you stopped by the storage unit to see her.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's just spend some time with her.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is fascinating to me too. I mean it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't it doesn't matter what we think. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: make fun of you for this. I just think it's
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  Speaker 1: it's something that is so different.
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  Speaker 5: Well, there's a part of me that thinks like she'll left,
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  Speaker 5: part of me that thinks she's married to a weirdo,
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  Speaker 5: and I mean a part of me worries she'll wonder
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  Speaker 5: what else I haven't told her, so I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 5: stuck with this bizarre secret and monthly storage bill.
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  Speaker 2: I can't tell you what to do with Jenny, but
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  Speaker 2: I might get rid of her, definitely would not keep
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  Speaker 2: her anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I think there's a way you could
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  Speaker 1: probably just move on. And I'm not saying you need
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  Speaker 1: a psychologist, but I'm not saying you don't.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you just talk because look, at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the day, Jenny is. No disrespect to Jenny, but Jenny
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  Speaker 1: isn't at the level of I would hope not the
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  Speaker 1: priority of your wife. No, no, no, Right, So the
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  Speaker 1: one that's committed to you, that's a good start, right,
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  Speaker 1: I can agree.
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  Speaker 4: There's like one one in one a.
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  Speaker 2: Right, so she's right below your wife.
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  Speaker 1: WHOA, You're definitely too attached for my comfort. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: this is the same thing that we have with another
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  Speaker 1: guy who is I mean, these are definitely a real
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  Speaker 1: thing that people get attached to. I mean, we talk
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  Speaker 1: to a guy who married one, remember he married his doll.
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  Speaker 1: I think so, And I'm not at this point in
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  Speaker 1: life where my love life is I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: Going to rule it out yes, you are.
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  Speaker 1: All right, fine, they are too expensive anyway, I'd have
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  Speaker 1: to get like a cheaper.
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  Speaker 4: One thirty eight hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Do they have like a great value version of one,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like sheen t MoU Probably something one that
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  Speaker 1: does it, like one wonky eye.
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  Speaker 4: Or something half all Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Left out in the sun too long something. Well, sir, listen,
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  Speaker 1: we're not laughing at you. We think it's an interesting situation.
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  Speaker 1: I don't expect you to make any decisions right now,
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  Speaker 1: but I will would love to hear a follow up
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  Speaker 1: if you have one, because I think if you do
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  Speaker 1: end up telling your wife, I want.
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  Speaker 4: To know about your wife's feelings into consideration.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he's not cheating, it's not, but spending time
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  Speaker 2: in there.
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  Speaker 1: You would be mad if Eric had at life sized
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  Speaker 1: love dolls. Okay, geez, welcome to the no fund zone.
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  Speaker 1: But he's got it before you, though.
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  Speaker 4: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: Good luck, sir, Thank you so much. We appreciate you
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  Speaker 1: very much, and good luck.
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  Speaker 4: All right, thanks guys insane what is going on?
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  Speaker 2: It's non judgment zone. But my thing is what do
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  Speaker 2: you do with it? I don't care what you do
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  Speaker 2: with it? Four thousand dollars dollar. I mean selling a marketplace.
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  Speaker 2: Who wants a used love doll?
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  Speaker 1: There's a buyer for everything, slightly used, slightly used