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Valentine’s Day Special + Do the boys REALLY know their Wifeys?? | For The Dads · Bussin' With The Boys

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  Speaker 1: Papa Team six Welcome to another episode of For the Dads.
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  Speaker 1: I hope the flowers are top of mind because Valentine's
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  Speaker 1: Day is this weekend, the fourteenth. I believe, yes, the fourteenth.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure the trash is taken out, school lunches are packed,
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  Speaker 1: swaddling is taken care of, diapers are being changed. This
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  Speaker 1: is myself, Willy Onehelf, Will Compton, you got Fat Stafford
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  Speaker 1: best parts of fatherhood and I won't say the worst parts.
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  Speaker 2: I'll say the and the hardest parts of fatherhood.
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  Speaker 1: We talk about great storytelling with our wives being a
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  Speaker 1: husband and that he also always being just that second
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  Speaker 1: tier person in our household, really third tier below the kids.
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  Speaker 1: You got, well really fourth here you got wife, oh kids, wife,
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  Speaker 1: pat Yeah, husband for sure. And uh yeah, we just
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  Speaker 1: take you on a journey. We storytell We don't uh
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  Speaker 1: we we don't posture up here to be experts by
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  Speaker 1: any means in parenthood. We just love to share our
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  Speaker 1: you slide open like you're a couple of dads just
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  Speaker 1: sitting in the garage cracking open an ice cold ollipop.
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  Speaker 2: With the boys.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, that's uh that that that was the That
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is like a special edition. This is like
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  Speaker 2: a Valentine's Day episode.
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  Speaker 1: As sum was saying, we have voicemails, multiple voicemails. Usually
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  Speaker 1: we do one or two per episode, depending on where
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  Speaker 1: we're at on time. Everybody knows Papa Team six, Milk
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  Speaker 1: Team six, all of our teams out there know we
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  Speaker 1: try to keep every episode under an hour. So based
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  Speaker 1: on where we're at with time, that is how many
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  Speaker 1: voicemails we dive into, how many emails we dive into.
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  Speaker 1: I have a fat stack of emails, just like sherm does.
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  Speaker 1: We have a fat stack of emails, writing in on
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  Speaker 1: your Valentine's Day stories, Valentine's Day, Shenanigan's coming up. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna go through probably at least five voicemails. But this
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  Speaker 1: is a very much an audience centric episode. Today, we'll
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  Speaker 1: talk about cracking a cole one. We'll have some stuff
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  Speaker 1: at the top. Of course we will have of course
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  Speaker 1: we'll have Dan Gable quotes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we're.
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  Speaker 1: Ripping and rarn. We just got back from Super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: week last week. So again this is a very special
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  Speaker 1: edition a for the dads where it is mainly about
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  Speaker 1: the audience with a couple of stories from fatherhood at
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  Speaker 1: the top.
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  Speaker 2: And also we have a new sit in.
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  Speaker 3: We have a substitute teacher.
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  Speaker 1: This substitute teacher Jared Beamon, or as we like to
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  Speaker 1: call him, Jared Demon. He is sitting in for Chef
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  Speaker 1: for Chef Jack, your captain of Seman Team six. Jared
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  Speaker 1: is also an ST sixer as well, always joined by
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  Speaker 1: a great show, boys.
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  Speaker 2: The shirt is beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: The amount of comments I got last week in Super
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  Speaker 3: I saw the bring the Juice Pod guy. I used
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  Speaker 2: Who knows? O dudes were they they were?
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  Speaker 3: They were?
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  Speaker 2: They were a few drinks in when I was Oh
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  Speaker 2: for sure, I could smell it on him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's hit me up to go out with him
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  Speaker 3: in Nashville before a decent time.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell those some boys that get after, some
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  Speaker 1: boys that get out of there, they love a good
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  Speaker 1: white football player.
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  Speaker 3: They throw down in fres now. Yeah, they throw down,
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  Speaker 3: but he's good. Peeps, that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Good news are power came back on last Thursday.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, that's wild.
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  Speaker 1: On day eleven or twelve, so last week when I
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  Speaker 1: took off, when we left on Monday for the Super Bowl, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I see a tweet saying that.
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  Speaker 1: Water pipe busted or something and there were two streets affected.
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  Speaker 1: Our street was one of those two. So I sent
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  Speaker 1: it to my wife and I'm like, hey, is everything
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  Speaker 1: all right? She's like, I think so, but I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not back at home right now. So she gives
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  Speaker 1: me a text later like yeah, the water's out. But
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  Speaker 1: that gout fixed in several hours. But again, just the
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  Speaker 1: war of the ice storm came through Nashville. It was
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  Speaker 1: like the internet, the.
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  Speaker 3: Power was out eleven or twelve days. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: The water, we had a small gas leak at one
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  Speaker 1: point time that got fixed right away.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody be concerned. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the.
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  Speaker 1: War now that word, it's sun shine outside. It's in
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  Speaker 1: the sixty beautiful, beautiful outside.
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  Speaker 3: We did we need to do some kind of reverse
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  Speaker 3: curse because there's been a lot of people affect Jared
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  Speaker 3: got hit with it, You got hit with a multitude
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  Speaker 3: of things. Derek's car luck, it has just been die dude, dude,
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  Speaker 3: we gotta do some kind of reverse curse.
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  Speaker 1: So you got a lot of car trouble going on.
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  Speaker 1: And have you been saying every time the birth of
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  Speaker 1: those stories was I get to do this?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I had the flat tire to get pizza forever ago.
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  Speaker 4: I had the flat tire the other day on the
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  Speaker 4: tire that I replaced with it got some version of
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  Speaker 4: rire Da coming into work this morning, and combine that
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  Speaker 4: family dog down no power.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's been a year already. Yeah, and we're in February.
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  Speaker 3: Get to February.
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  Speaker 1: Get to get to twenty twenty six, the year of
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  Speaker 1: get to good good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let'll tell you what some good moments.
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  Speaker 1: I was having to have some real self talk with
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  Speaker 1: myself because.
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  Speaker 2: When I flew in back.
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  Speaker 1: Back from the Super Bowl, wife and I going on
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  Speaker 1: the fertility. So for everybody, I actually saw a rite
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  Speaker 1: in where they refer to IVF the other starting an
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  Speaker 1: IVF last week for our IVF transfer.
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  Speaker 2: So we'll get into comments and emails here in a
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  Speaker 2: little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, wife and I are in the fertility journey right
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  Speaker 3: now on the March for number three.
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  Speaker 1: Knock on wood. It's all we're all hopeful about stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But I had to fly back because boy had to
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you had to cash in. I had to prepare
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  Speaker 3: a seed for a cup. Yeah, you just had to
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  Speaker 3: cash I had to take a red eye on Friday,
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  Speaker 3: had to lead because we had a form energy thing
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  Speaker 3: the next day. And it was like, okay, it has
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  Speaker 3: to be on Friday or Saturday. I'm like, we have
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  Speaker 3: too many obligations on Friday. Would it work if I
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  Speaker 3: come in Saturday morning? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you can find a flight and so get
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  Speaker 1: on a shout out kayak no free shoutouts.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm kind of looking. I'm like, all right, what
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  Speaker 2: flights can give me back?
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  Speaker 1: And the only options were a red eye that took
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  Speaker 1: off it at midnight West coast time.
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  Speaker 2: Was that Pacific?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Pacific time?
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  Speaker 3: Pacific time.
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  Speaker 1: So I take a red eye and there's a stop
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  Speaker 1: in Houston. So stop off in Houston. About a three
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  Speaker 1: hour flight or a little over three hours from San
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  Speaker 1: Francisco to Houston.
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  Speaker 3: Do you deboard it all?
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  Speaker 5: Are you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Get off the plane. Oh two hour layover?
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow?
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  Speaker 1: And then from Houston at like seven in the morning, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: flying to Nashville. I probably landed in Nashville around nine thirty.
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  Speaker 1: He went straight, you know what I mean? Yes, And uh,
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  Speaker 1: the amount I slept was probably I got two and
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  Speaker 1: a half hours in on the first leg, but the
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  Speaker 1: second leg, I was I was just wired up.
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  Speaker 2: I was kind of just ready to get whatever it was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm going in.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, man, it's gonna be a long day, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Two and a half hours of sleep on a plane.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get home. Oh I forgot, I'm gonna get home,
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  Speaker 1: and like, hopefly I can just find some time to
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  Speaker 1: take a nap, but hey, two and a half hours sleep.
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  Speaker 2: We gotta operate good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right when I land or as like everything gets done,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, hey, let's go get breakfast. Charlie has one
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  Speaker 1: of her best friends in town. Yes, she's awesome and
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  Speaker 1: I'm fired up. She's in town.
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  Speaker 3: Fired up.
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  Speaker 1: She's in town with Chorro. Like their homies, like they
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  Speaker 1: get to link up. They rarely get to maybe like
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  Speaker 1: once a year they see each other. Yes, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: happy for Yes. We go out and eat breakfast. It's
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  Speaker 1: it's me, Charro, best friend, and our two kiddos, and
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  Speaker 1: we're operating. I'm seeing the girls. We're hugging, loving on them.
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  Speaker 1: It's been I've been gone for what five days? I
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  Speaker 1: believe We're going yeah, Monday to Friday. So I'm fired
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  Speaker 1: up to see the fam because I was itching to
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  Speaker 1: get back home. And you go throughout the day and
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  Speaker 1: then at the end of breakfast, she's like, hey, my wife,
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  Speaker 1: would you want to just take the kids with you
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  Speaker 1: home and then we can go out, Teddy and I
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  Speaker 1: can go out and hit some hit some shopping or
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  Speaker 1: just you know, do some girl stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Look at my wife, I'm like, yeah, that's what you
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  Speaker 3: want me to do? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Hit her with one of those yeah. Fortunately, it's like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'll take one of them. We gotta go back to
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  Speaker 1: the house anyway, And I'm like, okay, good, we might
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  Speaker 1: not go out right away, like all right, thank God,
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  Speaker 1: Like maybe we're I'm thinking of my head, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to do the math, like, okay, what time where really
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  Speaker 1: c might get a little break because again, exhausted, and
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  Speaker 1: I know the demon as a Semen team sixer, there's
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  Speaker 1: like a subconscious scoreboard that's like there, even though you're
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  Speaker 1: not trying to participate in play in the game, but
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  Speaker 1: something's there of like I know, I am home and
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  Speaker 1: I've been gone for a while. But again, when we
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  Speaker 1: were at Super Bowl week, we're operating all day, like
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  Speaker 1: not a lot of downtime, like I was on e
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  Speaker 1: two hour and a half hours of sleep on the plane.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, you're hopeful that there's some empathy. You're hopeful
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  Speaker 1: at any pocket in the day that there could be
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  Speaker 1: some type of empathy. But also on my if I'm
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  Speaker 1: playing my wife's side, it's you're hopeful on PT six
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  Speaker 1: lands that it's PT six times. I've been with them
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  Speaker 1: all week long, so now it's dat is turning to
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  Speaker 1: step up to the plate.
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  Speaker 2: I got you, I get that, and I'm on board.
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  Speaker 3: Not that's it. You're just earning extra credit, extra credit.
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  Speaker 3: That's extra credit, right right, right right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking this could be some extra credit who knows,
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  Speaker 1: but either way, I know I got to operate for
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  Speaker 1: a few hours. Ye like I know, I gotta do
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  Speaker 1: my I gotta do my thing. Yeah yeah, And so
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  Speaker 1: they take all my Yeah, you go have fun. I'm
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  Speaker 1: ripping around with the kiddos, put Scottie down for a nap.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm not doing the thing, like, hey, you
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  Speaker 1: know what's eta or when you're coming back, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: you go have go do your thing. They probably get
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  Speaker 1: back around maybe three thirty four o'clock, so they were
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  Speaker 1: going so you know several probably four or five hours
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  Speaker 1: they'll get doing their thing. But they get home, and
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  Speaker 1: part of me is like, okay, thank god. Because Rue
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  Speaker 1: and I were building a castle. Scotty was down for
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  Speaker 1: a nap. Run and I were building castle in the
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  Speaker 1: play area and I'm kind of like laying on my side.
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  Speaker 1: I end up sliding a pillow underneath my head like
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  Speaker 1: as I'm playing with it, like using my right arm
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  Speaker 1: for sure, and I catch myself start to doze.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, man, I really need a nap. And I
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  Speaker 3: was like, hey, would you want to go play? Would
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  Speaker 3: you want to play a game?
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  Speaker 1: And we can just play a game where dadad watches
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  Speaker 1: you and you do it, maybe Dad can rest a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. She's like, yeah, okay, Dad, Dad. She was
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  Speaker 1: a sweetheart all day long, so fired up to see Dad.
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  Speaker 1: So she plays this turtle game and I'm like, we
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  Speaker 1: gotta roll the dice. She's like, that is you're telling, oh, sweetheart,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta roll for Dad. You gotta roll for dadda.
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  Speaker 3: In this game, you get to bed because remember, sweetie,
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  Speaker 3: dad Ade wants to wrest a little bit, so I
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  Speaker 3: might fall asleep.
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  Speaker 2: And even if I fall asleep.
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  Speaker 3: Still watch it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, still watch it. Watch and you just do your thing.
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  Speaker 1: Just if you want to go do something else or
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  Speaker 1: go somewhere else, just make sure to wake that up.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm dozing off and then I get to wear
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  Speaker 1: she's playing this turtle.
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  Speaker 2: Game, so you gotta fill it up of water.
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  Speaker 1: That we couldn't find the dice because again all the moving,
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  Speaker 1: like there was a box, we couldn't find the dice.
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  Speaker 1: So I just got I found a little roller or
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  Speaker 1: some little cube. But I'm like, you just gotta pretend.
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  Speaker 1: You's gotta pretend she rolls it. You say whatever number
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  Speaker 1: you wanted to say, and you can move or fill
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  Speaker 1: it up.
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  Speaker 2: This many times.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't this fun? Bro? Yeah? Yeah, it's fun.
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  Speaker 2: She starts playing.
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  Speaker 3: I end up kicking back on the couch and I
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: just started taking a little nap.
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: I probably slept maybe fifteen minutes. Yeah, But she ends
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: up waking me up. She's like, da wakes me up.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: She's like, look, and I kind of looked. I was like, oh,
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: what happened to the games? She goes, I cleaned it
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: all up. I was like, how was the game? She's
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: like it was fun. She's like, but you were sleeping,
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: So I wanted to clean it all up and put
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: everything back where it was, And I was like, dude,
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: you are.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: Such a rock star.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: She's the best.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: So we go downstairs.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Wife ends up coming home and part of me is like,
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: all right, a little bit of help, get a little bit.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe we'll tagged him and saying hey, sweetheart, I miss
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: you too. Would love to see you, know you being
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: at home? Like it is nice to say. Are we
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: all hanging out at the house? What are we doing?
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: And we're going to be three on two here with
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: the kiddos, And then Charles starts like Teddy goes. Teddy
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: goes back to the room. The guest room, and then
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Charles starts. She's in the bathroom. I'm like, what's going on.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh, we got to get ready for dinner.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: I was like, hey, just give him a my guys,
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: because he's just he's getting ready really quick.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Dinner.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: What do you mean, where's our resume? We got reservations.
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: She's like, I told you that.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: You told me that resy for five right, yeah, yeah,
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: we're all coming. Yeah yeah, oh sweet, I don't know
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: if I want I don't know if I want to
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: go to dinner. Oh no, no, no, it's just me and
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: me and Teddy. Oh you're going to dinner all the times.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: The reservation she was like eight thirty and I'm like, what,
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: it's five o'clock. Oh we were going to go to
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: a spot and get some cocktail. Of course, well deserved, well.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: Deserved.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Love my wife. She using, yeah, that was going for
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: five days.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: I get it. She needs a break, she needs a break,
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: she needs a break. That is your credit, extra credit,
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: two and a half hours of.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Sleep, long week, that had a long week. It's it's
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: it's five o'clock. Is five thirty. She's like, yeah, we're
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: gonna go get cocktails and stuff. I was like, oh,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: all right, cool, I mean at the bedtime. She's like, yeah,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: with the bedtimes the last five nights. Oh yeah, yeah, no, no, no,
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: I get that. But y'all a coming back until you
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like you hear him out there,
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: like Scott, he's down on Mama's leg like screaming, and
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: you know, because mom's home, like screaming to get picked up,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: like you see these hoodlums.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Dude, let me pull up the menu. Maybe you can
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: bring home some takeout. Yeah, yeah, I'll get the short rip.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna go out and
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: get dinner, cocktails, dinner, okay, lovely. And so they leave,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: they get an uber you guys, drive safely, have a
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: couple of drinks, come back, you know, get a little
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: have a little fun, get a little excited. And I'm
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: just I'm now at the house with both of these kids,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: and not that I'm not not that I can't just
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: throw on the PT six at and tell myself good
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: they left.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Of course, door shuts, I walk over the or lock it. Good.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah it's us. Now you probably went and put on
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: the good shirt and good hat.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: That well, self talk had.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: To be at a premium with positivity because again I'm
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: operating very low.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I watched the kids that night. It all
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: went well.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: How we're tuckins? Did they? They went? Well?
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Let me think.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Because that that is just the Scott.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: He's in a new vibe right now. She's in a
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: new little wave.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: She's now like she gets restless when I'm trying to
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: put her down to where she'll hit a little bit
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: of the bottle. She wants to read a book, but
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: she doesn't want to read the book she wants me
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: to grab. There's a pile of books on the night
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: stand like this hole, this hall. I grab one, open
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: it might read the first page and she tries to
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: take and pull it and she's like, eh, you wants
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: me to read a different book. I'm like okay, so
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I put that one down on the ground. I'm like, okay,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I'm going to hide these from hers so she can't
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: see the stack of books anymore. We go through the
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: entire slot of books and I'm like, yo, drink your milk, dude, like,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: let's let's go. Usually she drinks the milk, falls asleep.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: We read a book or two, but she's in a
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: different she's on a different wave to where she's restless.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: She's like squirming, she wants to get down, so I
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: like put her on the ground. I'm like, go do
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: whatever you're trying to do. She walks over to the
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: bookshelf to grab another book. She usually like one of
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: those finger pop up books, like you know, you know
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I can. It's a square little finger puppy. Put the
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: little finger puppet in the little rabbit and she's gotta,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: you know, laugh and go into the rabbit every time
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: I to the page. Yeah, she was, you know again,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: she's growing. Five days gone feels like a year. You
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: feel like Ru's, R's and L's are getting better. When
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: you get back home the way she's talking to you
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: on the phone, and get back home, listen to her conversations.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Scotty's doing her own little thing again. She's just a
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: minace at all times, really having to. I had to
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: get tight with her a couple times because she just
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: pulls Ruth's hair. Oh yeah, she gets mad at Rue.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: It's it's getting to where it's not as funny anymore.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, buddy, like you're kind of a bully.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: It was cute at first. Yeah, but we gotta we
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: gotta keep the bulldog mentality for the playing fields. We
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: gotta channel it'll have an entire grip. Just like pulling
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: her hair.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Scotty, stop no grabbing her hand, grabbing Rufe's hair,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: to like not grab Scotty, pull it or pull it away,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: grabbing Roof's hair, grabbing Scotty's arm, trying to like separate
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: him and Russ. So like ruthe sweet to her most
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: of the time. Like if it's like guarding toys, that's
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: where it's like, I don't want Scotty to play with me. Yeah,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: type of thing. But Scotty's just is she.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Still doing a good job of restraining herself real?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's mostly emotion. She's gonna upset cries,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: oh for sure.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: But how how was that? The next morning? Was everything good? Yeah?
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I probably fell asleep probably around ten. I got a
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: good nine hours in good good. I was a sleepy boy.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: I popped open some uh for whatever reason, I couldn't
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: just like bring myself to go to bed. After I
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: put the kids down, I was like, if they're out
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: having a couple of drinks, like Caleb Presley hit me
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: up not too long ago when I was thinking about
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: his chicken cheetah.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, I'm gonna go get some some of
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: that peanut butter tequila.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, because I was like organizing the whiskey shelf and
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: everything the whiskey shells in the house. I was like,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go drink me some uh some peanut butter tequila.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: And I was like, this is gonna kill my sleep.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: But you know what, fuck it, dude, Dad, I wants
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: a little bit of it.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Dad.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I wants to sip a little something, a little juice,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: and who knows, we might be hitting the shockwave with mom. Yeah,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: that didn't happen.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Why you break a peanut butter in tequila? What are
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: you doing? Wife?
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm exhausted. I'm just laying there with my
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: face a.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Little numb, thinking, God, I just gotta I gotta get
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: something going.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Didn't happen? Just we just you look beautiful to night?
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: You look good? Did you eat a peebe?
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: And Jay?
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: I love you, babe. I had a massive dad loss
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: that I just remembered halfway through your story. By the way, Matt,
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: maybe maybe my biggest to date. I will get reamed
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: in the comments.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, how you also have the greatest dad game
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: dad hack oh date that you will be talking about eventually.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: I do have that too, so I really quickly the
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: dad loss. I'm gonna get reamed in the comments. But
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: here we go. Uh, Jill thought that my mom was
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: coming in town this week. That goes into my dad hack.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Uh. And in preparation of her thinking that my mom
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: was coming in town, we are deep cleaning the house,
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: which includes all of our Amazon boxes that I love
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: when my wife orders stuff on Amazon, and well, it's
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: honestly a lot of fun. We'll put all the boxes
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: by the back door, by the trash cans, and we
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: pile we try to pile them as high as we can.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: And then where I come in is I then we'll
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: take the boxes. I'll go like rip them and tear
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: them up and put them in our trash bin. But
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: we didn't have any room in the trash bin. So
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: then my plan B is one time I asked Gee
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: if I could throw stuff away in our dumpster here
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: and he was like yeah, if it's empty, and I
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: was like, okay, I'll go check the dumpster at Bustin
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: as I'm leaving the dumpster or leaving to go to
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: the dumpster, Jill's also like, can you pick up dinner?
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: And she's hungry, so she wants food. Fat Bear's hung
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Mama Bear is hungry, yes, and she's like, go get
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: the burritos, shout out Baha burrito, and get back asap.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: So when I get here and I see three Christmas
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: trees and our dumpster, I'm like, Okay, our boxes aren't
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: fitting in there, but there's an industrial complex around here.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: I'll just go find a random dumpster.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: How fun is that?
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: It's so much fun? And I do it all the time,
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: And that's the part that I feel like I'm gonna
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: get reamed in the comments.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: But I just because use random dumpsters.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: I fucking love throwing boxes and random dumpsters. Dude, I
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: love it, Dude.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I think there is a an adrenaline rush's pt sixers.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: They go out because it was we had a similar
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: situation to where a wife you wanted the boxes gone.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Of course, dads are hall of famers when it comes
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: to breaking down or getting rid of boxes. And you
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: go around and you kind of feel a little nervous.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Is everybody around? I go up to a school.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, buy a local school thereby late at night.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, the middle school.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Let's drive around the intermediate even better because.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: I go to the high school, like, Okay, it's a
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: little too wide open.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I feel like I see I see a truck there,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, the dudes inside there's a camera
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: also looking at me. And you just start playing these
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: mental warfare games, like man, they're dialing in on me
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: So I threw a couple in. Then I'm like, you
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: know what, I'm gonna get out of here for the
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: coffee plate. Then you get back in the truck and
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: driver and let's go try to find another one. You're
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: a multiple. Yeah. Yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: The trip that I'm talking about happened though right before.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I think on Sunday, before we left for the super Bowl,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: and I'm out ripping around Nashville.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, maybe I'm maybe I won't get read, maybe I
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: won't get read in the comment.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I think PT. I think fathers completely. I hit a fellow.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Dad's like, hey, I know you are. You're the goat.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: He's my go to on Like, hey, where's the dump
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: what dumpsters you use around this area? He's like he
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: sent me a list of three. This one's probably best
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: at first, but if not, go to this one.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Put put me in that, put me in that group text.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I could use that group text. Yeah. I think Dad's
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: are out there right now being liked. Okay, I'm not
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: the only one. I'm not the only one, he does. Okay. Good.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: So I start going around this industrial complex we office near,
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: and I find the most beautiful, empty, ginormous dumpster of
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: all time. And I'm chucking stuff too. I'm chucking old pillows,
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: old blankets, tons of boxes. Yeah, dum battery bro. And
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: I'm making sure they're leaking acid. And as I'm throwing
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: it in there, I swear to you, I just hear
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: the biggest fucking dog ever.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: I go good.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: They got a junk yard dog rot wild good, it
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: sounded like one. And they got these big bob wire fences.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I'm just like, oh, this is awesome. I'm just dumping
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: it in there fastward. I wake up the next morning
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: and Jill has our daughter on her hip and she's
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: shaking me, and she goes, but you told me and
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: threw away those boxes. You told me and threw away
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: those boxes. I'm like, what why? Hey, what's going on?
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: What's going on? Why are you yelling at me? You
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: told me you threw away those boxes last night. They're
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: all in our in our driveway. It's like, bro, they
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: brought every single one back because rookie mistake. And I
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: usually do rip the shipping label off of it. Forgot
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: to rip the shipping label off of it because I
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: was in such a rush, and they put every single
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: thing that I put in that dumb sure they put
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: it in my driveway.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Are you able to say the place?
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: No, okay, you don't want to give well, I just
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: don't want to give up the Where our office is
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: It is quite literally just down the street. I'll show
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: you the dumpster if you want to go see it.
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Part of me gets scared.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I get as I'm putting it in, I'm like, man,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: there's there's there's my but Dan, I'm like, that's the
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: old address.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: I I gotta move now. I truly I think that's
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: the fixed. Curious if people, if people did that, I've
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: gotten caught before.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: It was behind a restaurant dumpings like hey what do
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: you oh am I not able to use this? Oh no, no, no,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: those are ours?
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we we we we pay for those. Oh ship,
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: my bad man. I would do this. Let me get
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: in the truck you want me to take. You can
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: leave them in there, but just don't do any more, Okay,
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: got you? Yeah, I would do the the Steve BALBONI
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: was my thing in college where I'd find work sites
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: with those huge work dumpsters, and that's where I would
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: chuck and they'd be like hey. I'd be like, are y'all,
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: are y'all with the crew. They'd be like yeah. I'd
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: be like, all right, just get my thumbs up, and
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: they're like, he must be something. I mean, he looks
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: confident enough. Yeah. Do you guys ever ditch a mattress
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: in one before? No? I mean we had a mattress.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: I had a mini van I used to sell in
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: and me and my buddy tied his old mattress to
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: the top of it. Wanted a back alley, and Pittsburgh
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: cut the ropes and just had it slide off and
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: pulled away as if somebody cared.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Nobody cared. It was the thrill of a lifetime. Dude.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: It is something about driving around offloading your trash in
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: somebody's dumpster, and I get I completely get the anger
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: that businesses and other people come from. Oh for sure,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: if people doing that to ours, we want to find
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: out you hope the labels on it. We would immediately
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: find whoever's ready to readily drive and go dumping in
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: their front yard.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: So I get that. Yeah, it's like the mischievousness. Oh dude,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: it feels so good.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: And it might have been the same situation with you.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: But we missed like trash recycling because of the ice storm.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I want to say, Oh, we were backed up heavily
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: to were even part of me when I was going
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: to do it instaid high school, middle school. Yeah, Like
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, maybe they'll have Like okay, people are
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: just trying to people just trying to get their shit
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: back together.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Karma is struck in a big way because my
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: trash day has been moved and I missed trash day
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: this it was this morning.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: You want to know how karma struck me. When I
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: was doing the offloading the trash, we had probably six
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: won't say the next number. We had probably six bags
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: of diaper trash bags. WI one busts on me. We're
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: trying to boom, I pick I pick up the no. Yeah,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: the trash bag of diapers, and it ripped out. It
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: rips right before I take off, and all of them
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: fall in the ground. And I'm sitting there kind of
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: in a panic because you know, you're trying to be
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: kind of quick. It's like you're in you're in ground zero,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: you're behind enemy lines, and the dumpster you're not supposed
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: to be at, so you're trying to move fast, asked god,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I wish I.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Could see, and one rips, I immediately stop.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I'll look up at the camera and then I just
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: start like picking them up and like putting them in
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: the putting them in the dust.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: But like ship's getting on my hand.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, it was.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: That was That was a calm stoke.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm being so dead serious. Can we try and
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: and schedule one of these together? Oh yeah yeah, especially
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: especially are out there in the comments being like, okay,
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: we've done this too. It's adrenaline rush of a lifetime.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: This is how adults ding Dong did so, this is
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: how we ringing rod feels like the first.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Time you like sneaking alcohol, sneaking a beer. It feels good,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: like when your boy's like, hey, you want to go, Hey,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna go drink some beer. What behind
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: this party right here? And you're like our parents are
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: right over there, like oh yeah, dude, we're still gonna go.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: And you're like, all right, I'll do it too.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Y'allre all going to do it too?
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, dude, you're not. Yeah, don't be a pussy dude.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Sure the throw the diaper bag in there.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, drilling rush and like somebody like an adult like
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: buys you beer. Yeah, and you feel like you're just
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: getting away with Merger's Like, oh my god, Okay, guys,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I got a twenty four back above light, I got
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: a twenty four back.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: That's like the adrenaline. It feels like that is no, no, truly,
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: that is yeah. Yeah, I chase that high. I oh what, oh, Jared, Jared,
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: You're free to speak. It's not like I need to
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: talk now. You just said something I had like a
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: ten second story. But now it feels weird.
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: Pa, Pa say it when you said the trash back
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: thing where it like ripped open and the diaper got
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: all over you just in the ice storm. I think
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: I told term this story like the fridge went bad,
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: like everything went bad, and yeah, so I got to
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: load the entire fridge of rotten like rotisserie chicken, like
• 30:44
  Speaker 7: everything's rotten in the fridge. Put it on one milk,
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: one trash bag. I put it on one trash bag. McKenzie,
• 30:50
  Speaker 7: My beautiful girlfriends like you probably double bag it or
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: maybe split into two bags.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: I might know. I don't know how y'all are.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I want everything out in one bag.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Hey, baby, trash is my deal. You go fucking sit
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: on the couch. I'll handle the trash. Yeah, you're so
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: beautiful and sweet though, yea, yeah, yeah.
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: I go to drag this bag out. I can't pick
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: it up. I drag it out right in front of
• 31:11
  Speaker 7: her in the living room. It catches the front door,
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: rips open rotten chicken all over our living room and
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: front porch. She just gets proven right right there, and
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: she's like she didn't even have to say it, like
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: I thought you so that's.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Where you feel such a rage that you might morph
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: into the hulk.
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: I was so proud of myself for restraining my anger
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: because she was right. She was not even rude about it,
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: like she like gave me good advice. I didn't take it,
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: and just right in front of I just silently just
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: picked it up with my hands, just putting it back.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Hey dad, dad hacked dude, by the way, mine the
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: end of course, Papa Sherham when he was in town,
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: got me some those contractor bags, just having them just
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: for any situation. Dude. You never know when you're gonna
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: use one of those cumungous contractor bags.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Nothing like just dad talk talking trash with the.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Not even that wasn't even written down on our things
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: to talk about, dude. It's just the love of the game.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Love of the game. And there's no l to take
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: like the one you take in front of your girl,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: in front of your wife when they're trying to give
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: you advice or tell you something and you're like, okay,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: you pipe.
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: Down, there's a rip and then it happens and you're like,
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: it's not even an argument.
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: It's just like shit, you're right, and you got to
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: own it.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: But now she's got it. The next time she gives
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: you recommendation, yeah exactly. You know what, you sweetheart, You
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: are beautiful, you are right. Most of the time. I
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: will listen to this.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: It's probably a good take. Yeah, good take. I but yes,
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: that was my Dad loss very quickly into the Dad hack.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: I got very quickly.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Come on now, okay, okay, this is this is Dad game, right,
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: this is Dad game and the Dixons are tuned in. Bro.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: I will be so honest to say that, like I
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: stumbled into this Dad hack. But essentially what it has
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: turned into is my mom was planning on coming in
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: February and the so she was gonna come or this week. However,
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Jill's we moved here from Texas. Jill misses her friends dearly,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: like Charles's friend that she sees once a year. That's
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: these two are That's it that for her. And she's
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: not homesick, but she, dude, she's just missing home. She's
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: missing her girls, and she's telling me about it all
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: the time. And I'm like, man, we got to get
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: back to Texas and we got to figure something out
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: for her to visit fam. And all of a sudden,
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Lauren Lolo texts me and says, hey, me and Abby
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: really want to come up and surprise Jill. What would
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: be a good week? And I'm like light bulb, oh
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: my god, because Jill's awful with surprises, terrible at him,
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: like she will figure it out every single time, and
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: I was like, I have the perfect one. She already
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: thinks my mom's coming in town. I already have plaine
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: itinerary that I can show Jill. And we just moved
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: my mom coming in town to the end of the month,
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: and I told my mom just completely go with it,
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: that you're still coming in town. And I couldn't have
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: played it any better of just because Jill always says, oh,
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: you do a terrible job of like planning stuff whenever
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: your mom's coming in down and like you're you're always
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: so reluctant to get the house clean and stuff. But
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like excited. I'm so excited because I
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: know how much joy is going to like come out
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: of her friends coming that I'm having to pretend like
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: this is just a regular family members coming in town.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Shouldn't we get the carpet cleaner from home depot and
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: make sure all the good honey, I don't do we
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: really have to do that, but in the back of
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: my mom like, I would love to do that because
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: we got to get the house and when's your mom
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: come in? I don't even know, like I'll text her.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: She hasn't even texted me back. I'm trying to call her.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: I'll honey, I'll figure it out. I don't know when
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: she's coming in the morning of the pickup. Does your
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: mom land at nine? I told her earlier time than
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: what it actually was, so that she'd be ready with Scarlett,
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm like, I think, I don't. I
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: don't know. Oh it's no, it's ten forty five, so
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: like we have some time. That's when the box debacle happened.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: By the way, was during all that I had to
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: go pickure you.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Know, all the massive surprise is about the land well
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: and somebody give me dump the boxes off.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: I thought she handled the boxes.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Bro. She has no makeup on, no nothing going, like
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: hair's not even really done up, super nice going to
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: the airport. So I know I have succeeded because anytime
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: she knows that, like a picture's gonna be done, she's
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: got a cute outfit. She's We're just picking up sherm's
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: mom from the airport, and I'm like, God, we fucking
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: killed it. And I'll show the video. I'll put it
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: like in the episode edit. But I go, hey, I
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: faked a phone call with my mom. And I was like, hey,
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: she said, you and Scarlet can go in there. Her
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: bags haven't come out yet at baggage claim, and she
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: was like, oh okay. She's like, you want to go,
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: see Sonny, you want to go? And I just see
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: her go through the glass doors and then I see
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: her pace picking up like through the windows. So I
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: wasn't inside for it, but dude, I was just like, God,
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: we murdered this. And then now it's just been this
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: entire like euphoric week of like her smile is so big.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Do she's so freakin' happy. Your friends are so happy.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: They have matching Valentine's Day pajamas that they're all wearing
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: right now at the house and they're getting pictures, and
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: there's babies crawling everywhere. We've already dealt with the ear infection.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: One of the baby's ears bursted on the plane and
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: they had to go to a doctor right when they land.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like there's been some trenches here and there,
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: but like, oh, dude, when you have three moms in
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: the same under the same roof, like anything is possible.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: They don't need me for anything. And people on social
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: media are like, oh, suirm's out number blah blah blah.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: I'm like, in the best way possible, I'm like a superhero.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: If I start a fire in the fireplace, I'm a
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: superhero if I do if I lift a finger at
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: the house. They're like, Sherman's so helpful and so sweet,
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, yeah, you know.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: You know Sherman's in a good pocket too, because I
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: saw you tweet too, like they went to Target, you
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: were watching all the kid Oh yeah, yeah. But it's
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: like the dad mode that he would have to be
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: in normally is like all right, you say one friend
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: was in town, or say my situation, you guys go out,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I'll watch the kids. But you having the friends that
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: are also moms with their kids in town, they're doing
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: the mom thing. You're not going to be taking care
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: of their kids, so Jill's not going to be like
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: pressing you like, oh, I'll do well, I'll do it together.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Now you just kind of get to kick back and
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: relax a little bit.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Truly, And they're like they're like, oh my gosh, like
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: their kids, Margo and Jane, They're like, oh Jane is
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: smiling at Sherman. Oh my gosh, Margo wants to hug
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Sherman and I'm like, yeah. They like, everything's a win,
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: everything's positive. And they're like, let's buy you dinner. Oh,
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: don't do the dish. I will do that. I'm like,
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: oh my god, this is like the greatest the entire world.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: They all can't get out, Momed, they all can't get out.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: You're just playing hero ball. You want me to watch
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Scarlett and you go, hang, oh, they got their kids too,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I'll take Scarlett.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: I'll take Scarlett as well. Gig out, mom, you don't
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: have to do that.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: And then the best part was last night when they
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: were going to Target. They all have like Nana apps
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: set up for the individual sleep chambers that they've built
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: for their kids. Bro. So many dad hacks have come
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: out this week. They make tints that you can put
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: over those packing play beds that like block out all
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: the light. I'll send a pick to you. I was like,
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: that's actually sick. So your kid can be sleeping in
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: the same room, but they're like kind of chambered in there.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: But they all have Nana apps. So when they went
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: to Target, I was like, honey, do I need to
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: stay on the couch? Why you are at target or
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: is it okay if I like go to the bed
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: and just sit on my phone. And her friends were like,
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: oh my gosh, sure you can go to the bet
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: and Jill's like no, no, like you should probably be
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: on the account ball ball. I was like, oh, okay,
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah, and they're like, no, he could be a
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: bad blah blah. I was like, yay, ain't see see
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: hey yeah yeah yeah yeah, come on hey they're saying it.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: You see, it's all good. If I go just kick
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: my feet up on the bed, like this is incredible.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: And I ended up getting to go kick my feet
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: up in the bed. It was awesome. Dude, It's been unreal.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: We gotta do this way more.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: You've this move has re set a standard for PT six.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: He hasn't. It hasn't even rest his standard though from
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: the like, I saw some comments on social media husband
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: of the year, dad of the year, what a great like.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'll pay him, but no, I will take him,
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: but do it yourself and I'll see how easy it
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: is that I don't deserve.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Tapped into something, whether you call failing ford, stumbled into
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: or whatever. When the light bulb went off, you found
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: something that's like you almost can't touch.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: You can't it, but if you do.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Somehow get in that stratosphere, that atmosphere, that air.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: It's talking to God.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's like talking. And dude, their husbands, they're like
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: at home planet. They're they're playing video games, they're hanging
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: with the boys for everybody. They're they're so happy. They're
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: so happy at home and they get their little face times.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: And think about that surprise factor. It kind of bumps
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: me out. You didn't get that. You saw her pace
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: pick up in the airport when she got the you
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like first seed, did any of
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: her friends tic video?
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: They did, and I'll put it in that episode. She
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: just starts sobbing. It's not like the best video ever,
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: but like she just loses.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: It's an amazing video. Probably sucks for her because she's like,
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I'm not done up, I'm crying. I'm doing this.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: No, like she won't mind me posted, but like it's
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: shaky and stuff. Amazing. Yeah, dude, you know.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: You think you're going up to pick up your mother
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: in law and they can have the greatest relationship ever.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: Shout out miss Amy. They each other and yes.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but seeing a couple of your best friends with
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: their kiddos standing there at baggage claim.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: She You can see in the video she stutters twice
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: because she's like, the fuck, what are you guys doing that?
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Am I seeing? Like? Am I seeing something real?
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: And how how long were they here?
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: They're here till Thursday?
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: So how many days is that?
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: How long you guys here? We're here till thursday.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and Jill has a whole week off, so
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: she's elated. Bro. They went to the zoo yesterday. They
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: got all matching outfits for the girls they got Like, dude, dude,
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, it's not me, it's the the If
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: we're looking for a factor in the equation to make
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: this happen, you just have to make sure that your
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: wife's friends rock, that they're awesome and super sweet and helpful,
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: and like you love having them in your home. Like
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: that's really the only two factors. It's like, yeah, my
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: wife's friends suck, and they're they're here and they're yelling
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: at me and blah blah blah. Get that. But like
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: once you click play, you just step back. You're like,
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: oh my god.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Sounds like it's still be worth the potential beating verbal
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: beating at times.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Probably if one of the friends kind of sucked, I
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: would say, totally go for it, dude, and then that's
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: kind of their problem. That's a massive w Bro, Bravo,
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: thank you got it. Yeah, I mean it's been incredible.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: It's been incredible. Charles listening to this right now, thinking like, man,
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: I hope we'll do something like this for me one day.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, you eat all the empty sixers. Everybody's rooting
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: for this, That's what I'm saying.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: I feel like this is a.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Everyone wins, dude, Everyone wins. And even if you're not
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: the guy to do it, you're you might be one
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: of the husbands that finds out about this secret plan. Well, honey,
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: let me help you pack. I mean, we got to
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: make sure the surprise is good. You know.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Black I'd say, what happened? You're depriving guys with their families. Yeah,
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: I mean we can celebrate it.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: But and Derek, I didn't. I appreciate you like I
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: gotta keep you honest. I know, and I do appreciate
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: that because there are two dads out there that aren't
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: getting to see their their daughters for four days.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's keep you strong armed a couple of pet
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: sixers families from them. Yeah, for three nights, four days,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: three nights.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, where they're gonna have to be hanging out at
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: the house, eating whatever they want, watching whatever they want,
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: playing whatever they want.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Getting worse at life essentially. Oh no, I mean think
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: You eat piece of you eat junk food, you play
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: video games, you have a few beers, you have freedom,
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: you have nobody in the house.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: You got a little silence. Somebody equate it to peace
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: and quiet. I I equate it to tour.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Sure, well, everything that you just said is true, but
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: multiply that by five. Because they flew in on Sunday,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Super Bowl Sunday.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: You're telling me those dads that the Wash' Super Bowl.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: They probably themselves or go partake in another blame super
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Bowl party with some of.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Their boys, probably had to uber back because they weren't
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: fit to drive. I mean, this is Derek, thank you,
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: because I didn't even think about that, dude. And and
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: to those two dads Jake and Cole David, apologies, Yeah, apologies,
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I don't realize.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you lose a little bit of yourself when your
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: wife's out there to tell you what to do, how
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: to do it, what to eat, how to eat it,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, how to dress the kiddos.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: I'm sitting here gloating. Yeah, what a move. I hate
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: it when my wife's out there to tell me that
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: we have boxes by the garage door.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is a new record high that we just
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: had of the stack of box as well. Yeah, here's
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: your metal. Yeah, I didn't think you would let it
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: ever get this high. Well done. Yeah, all right, All
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: that being said, I appreciate that you guys have room
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: in y'all's hearts to forgive me for what i've for
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: what I've done, not having hopefully not having to do
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: bad time.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Strip the joy from our hearts.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, should we do crack a cold one?
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: We can? We can. We can absolutely crack a cold one.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Ollipop.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Shirley Temple their new heater and it is amazing. We
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: just had an awesome podcast yesterday. This is such a
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: high profile athlete. I cannot leek who it's going to be.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be on the pod of Busting with the
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Boys next week. But he is a father of four
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: and talked He talked highly of the Shirley Temple ollipop.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, do you remember?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, I forgot about that, and I think he used
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: this deal that you're about to read.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: He did use this steal. Ye. We actually went in
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: deep about this deal because I personally have gone through
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: and the deal is kind of nice. So what is
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: going on with ollipop? Here's the deal? By any two
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: cans Lollipop in store and we'll pay you back for
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: one works on any flavor at any retailer. Will You
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: probably saw me at Costco take a picture of that
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: huge mountain of uh, you know, ollipop cans. But they
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: also have them in the little cold refrigerated area where you.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Can get the photo. It's saved in an album right now,
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: that's the album labeled.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Keep it in the ad. Keep it in the ad.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: We ain't cutting and it works on any flavor at
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: any retailer. Guys, all you have to do is keep
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: that receipt and then drink. Go to drink Ollipop dot
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: forward slash bw tb Ollipop is sold online at drinkollipop
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: dot com plus Amazon and available in the soda aisle
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: with the chilled beverages at thousands of retailers nationwide, including
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Walmart and Target. So keep that receipt, follow the instructions
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: at drinkollipop dot com and you will get reimbursed for
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: one of those two ollipops that you bought it any retailer.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: We can't say enough about it.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: I can't say enough about it.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: We love them, honestly, Yes, love Ollipop. I forget who
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I was. Oh, I think it was somebody with our
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: with a show boat. Was it Savannah, because a hilarious
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: story about you about wanting to get what was it?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: What's the grocery store out in LA with the Haley
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Bieber smoothie.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: I can hear her saying it too. It's like our
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: away or our away, something like the.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: E R E W h O n Arowin grove arowin
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: irowin Arawa strawberry.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: It's a phenomenal, you know, it's an incredible grocery store.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: But we were going and picking up our lunch, and
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: I was on the search is I need to get
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: a Chris Bapple lollipop?
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: She she called me. Essentially she works with Ollipop and
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: shout out Savannah. They do a great job and she
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: she told me she was just a little bit concerned
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: because Ollipop was saying, this is the most we've ever
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: shipped to a podcast. He's really drinking.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Did she tell you She's like, oh, Will actually really
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: loves Ollipop.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Oh. She was like he He was like, hey, can
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: we stop at the airway? I got I gotta pick
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: up some lollipop And you are were like going to
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: something like work wise. You're like, no, I need to
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: get Ollipop first. Yeah, yeah, we ain't going.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: And when I was tweeting about Ollipop before Ollipop even
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: came into the picture of Bust with the boys before
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: the dads and it's She's like, oh you actually really
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: like oh yeah, I'm not fucking around.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: She said she saw you scratching at your neck as
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: you were walking through the soda isle.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Because I was trying to find Chris Bapple and they
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: were kind of restocking some different drinks and I wasn't seeing.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Chris Bapple because they're selling out constantly. Yeah, I'm sure
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Chris Bapple they are, oh big time.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Probably because of that, That's what I tell myself is
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: because of this pod. But during the IY storm, when
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: I was doing the videos and talking about all this
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Target has Chris Bapple on West End, YadA YadA YadA,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: like gas stations and spots that I would go to
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: to get Chris pap ollipop like they were empty. Yes,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: there's a bunch of other flavors. Chris Bapple was out
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: and watermelon Lione. I would have like one or two left.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: You want you want to here's a dad hack. You
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: want to find ollipop really quick? Go to Target, so
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: to aisle and you're gonna see everything's gonna look beautifully stocked.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: And find that little gap where it looks like nothing's there.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Go straight there and look in the back and there's
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: gonna be like three ollipops left because they're flying off
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: the shelves. Yeah.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a good I have a solid Cracker
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: cole on this week, one that I'm honestly excited to
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: talk about. Okay, let me, let me let me look.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I love my family, I love all the Cracker cole ones.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: I talk about this one.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I was giddy to kind of talk about because surprised me.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: The other night we were doing bedtime. You know, it
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: was either one of the first times I was home,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: and she was like we kind of read a lot
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: of the same books every night. Yeah, I'm sure parents,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: you'll sit there, you'll have an entire bookshelf with all
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: these children's books and all these things what you stocked
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: it with, and fun reads and everything else. But your
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: little one always gets accustomed to these few They love
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: to just recycle, which is which is always fun. But
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: there are these books that I've always been fascinated with
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: that I would read the rue when she was probably
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: like maybe a little before two years old. When I
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: first came across this book, I want to say, char
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: might have bought it.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: And it's called What You Do with an Idea? By
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: a Kobe Yamada.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: You read it to us?
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I read another book because when I went down to
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: somewhere in Franklin, we were shopping in one of these
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: little one of these little stores, and the Kobe Yamaa
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: is a Yamada Yamada, Kobe Yamada, that's right, And that's
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: the author of this book. And he's got a series.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: And when I realized he has a series of books,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: not just What You Do with an Idea, I was like,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I need all of these books.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, dude, which one did you read to us? In office?
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Because it wasn't the idea one.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: It wasn't the idea one, and it's so funny you
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: bring that up, and for everybody listening, this was a
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: legitimate team meeting. One day, I read a Kobe Yamada
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: book in front of the team to the team. Yeah,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: like very serious. I was being serious about it, even
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: though these are like children's books. And I'm stoked because
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Ru's three, She's gonna be four in April. Yeah, I
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: feel like she's she started when I read this book.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: We're sitting there talking about it and talking through it
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: and everything else was I am obsessed with Yeah, because
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: you always want to, you know, you want to. You
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: want to help give them philosophies or things that like
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: frameworks to form like when they're going through things. And
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I'll get into what you do with an idea. But
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: the one I made, the one I read to you guys,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: was trying, trying, trying because you fail over and over
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: and trying, and it had a lot of good Again,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: they're like short reads. It's a children's book, and I'm
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: legitimately reading this to the team because I'm like, I
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: feel like this would be great for everybody.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: You were showing us the illustrations as well. You were
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: in full dad reading mode. He had the book turned
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: and he was reading to us like this, turning the pages, seriously.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: Read the video of it. I'll put it in that
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: episode I recorded. I recorded.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: But he's got a bunch of books, dude.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: It's like I talked in here Koby Yamada books, and
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: there's some right here that I'm not even I haven't
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: even known that they were out there. But what you
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: do with an idea maybe what you do with a problem,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: what you do with a chance. Because I had a
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: teacher finding muchness, trying, noticing why not, chasing dreams, feeling grateful.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: I want all of these.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: This is this is like, this is a massive shout
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: out to Cobin Yamada because I love these children's books
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: and kind of the frameworks they give you as a
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: parent for like story time and reading along when your
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: little one starts to get curious and ask you questions.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: But what you do with an idea is essentially this
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: little boy he finds this idea, and the idea is
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: like a little pet egg with a crown on it,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: and he finds this idea and he kind of likes
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: the idea, And then when he thinks about with this idea,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: what he could do with this idea, he gets a
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: little shy and scared and worried and anxiety about it.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: What if he shows off this idea, this little weird
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: egg in front of people, Like if he brings the
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: idea in front of.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: People, like what if they laugh at it?
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: What if they you know, talk it down and mock you,
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: and all of these things, and it kind of sends
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: him back, and I don't want anything to do with
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: the idea because what the world externally has told me
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: now that I've brought the idea in front of everybody.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: But he realized, the little boy realizes the idea wouldn't
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: leave him. It would stay around and watch him do
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: things out in the field or around these animals. And
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: then one day he realized he wanted to He loved
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: the idea so much. He didn't just want to throw
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: away the idea, because the idea would stick around and
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: he would nurture it and feed and love on it,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: and you know, and still confident he would get it
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: confidence in himself with the idea and be obsessed over
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: this idea to one day. Then one day he takes
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: the idea and it starts not only changing him, but
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: changing everything around him. Like there's these illustrations where the
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: grass gets greener. It starts off in like black and white,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: but the egg is like yellow, and you have the
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: yellow crown and everything else. And throughout the illustrations of
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: the story, the forest gets green, the animals start to
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: get color. It starts to like get rooted. It starts
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: showing the roots like underground, because the idea is changing
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: the boy. And then the boy brings the idea. He
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: builds the idea house so they could sit and look
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: at the stars and dream and talk about other ideas
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: with the animals. And then one day the idea touches.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: They get to a town, and the idea touches the
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: town so much that it changes everything around the environment
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: to where one day the idea the little egg, it
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: gets bigger and bigger. It takes wings and blasts off
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: into the sky and it becomes like this big white
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: orbit and changes the entire world. And it's like, what
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: do you do with an idea? You change the world.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: And that is how it ends. And then the crown
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: is on the boy's head at the end of it
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: because he's just kind of reminiscing on this is what
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: you do with an idea? Yeah, because there's gonna be
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: times where I have fears. You're like talking with your
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: little one because she's asking you questions, and I'm just
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: so obsessed that she's starting to ask questions like this,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: because I get into like I'll like add words myself
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: throughout the story, and then you kind of get in
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: a little bit of lecture time because she's so focused
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: on the questions she's asking and what you're saying to
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: your little one to where you're just talking about you know,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: anytime you wanted to ride your bike and you were scared,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: or in any example, or when you're shy in front
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: of people, or you might want to tell somebody the
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: idea and you want dadad to say the idea. You
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: don't want to save the idea, like all those fears
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: and insecurities that happen, Yeah, and you kind of don't
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: want to share it because you're worried about how the
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: response might be to you, And just you dive into
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: all of those things and I'm obsessed with the book.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: So Mike crack a cult.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: When this week goes to Kobe Yamada in the book,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: in particular, what you do with an idea, what you
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: do with a problem is awesome, Trying is awesome, but
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: what you do with an idea was kind of the
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: first one that I'm sitting there and we're doing story
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: time and I'm like, Yo, this book rips.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: I cannot put my stamp of approval on this anymore
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: because and I'm furious. I'm meant to text you shout
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: out Jill. She bought that idea book and I read
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: it to Scarlett in a nighttime tuck in, and I
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: thought to myself, these illustrations and the premise of this
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: book reminds me a lot of that book that will read.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: I bet this is the same author. And as I
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: was going through the book as well, I truly was like,
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: I've never seen the idea of stepping out and being
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: kind of like a a creator or like a creative
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: or having you know something that you're wanting to build
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: be illustrated so beautifully, so eloquently, even for an adult dude.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: I was reading the book and going hell, yeah, yeah,
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: hell yeah, this is exactly what it's like when you're
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: trying to cannot put my stamp of approval on it anymore.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: I love that book, and you're.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Sitting there reading it and knowing, like you know, when
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Rus one or one and a half or whatever, I'm like,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: all right, there's there's nothing that I can give her
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: of substance right now, Like I personally love this book
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: because you're right, like even as an adult, and you're
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: talking about what you do with an idea and nurturing
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: it and feeding it and pouring everything you can into
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: this idea because you love it so much, and they
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: people might not love it now, but if you if
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: you stick with it and again continue to pour into
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: it as often as much as you can, where you're
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: just obsessed with it, one day you're going to start
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: changing lives. And then those people that were laughing at
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: it starts coming around, because nothing's cool until it's cool,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: and then you you know, you change the world, and
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: your world might just be a few people at.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: First, the world might be the world like it's it's unbelievable.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Even in parenthood, where you're you know, essentially you're you
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: have to have like an ego death with your old
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: life in a way of all of your responsibility now
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: goes into your kid to where there's some friction at
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: times with say you're or your spouse or your partner
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: that you have a kid with, to where you're having
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: to adapt and change a lot of your old ways
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: because now you have the biggest responsibility, the biggest blessing
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: of all time. Yes, and at first, like your kid
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: can even be the idea of the egg. Yeah, where
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: all right, I don't want to change all my habits
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: with the fellows or hey, we're still gonna get together,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: We're still gonna do all these things. And then you
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: realize you kind of can't. And then you hear, oh,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: so and so you've changed. You don't play video games
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: with us anymore. You changed all these things where you
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: feel like, you know, the group's kind of like they
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: might not hit have kids, so they don't get it,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: and they might be in their group chats whatever assumptions
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: you might have in your brain. But you're going back
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: to the kid, and you're pouring everything into the kid,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: nurturing it, loving it, feeding it.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: This it is the egg. The kid is the egg.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: And then one day the kid.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Is going to have all these philosophies and frameworks that
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: they got from you and mom and the people that
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: you've you've surrounded them with and they're gonna go out
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: and change the world and whatever that looks like to them.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy and incredible to think about? Yeah, it's awesome.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: It's I mean, I have a seven month old, so
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: I'm really just reading a book out loud to myself.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: And that's the only book that I've I've read like
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: forty to Scarlet that as I'm going through it, I'm
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: like hell, yes, after every single page, I'm just like,
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: this is awesome. These are a series of.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Books too that I'm just talking to parents, you will
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: just love, like Sherman saying, you will individually love reading them. Yeah,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, snap, bedtime, story time, Like let's hope.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: This is very applicable to me as a parent or
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: as an adult, or as an uncle or as a
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: like whatever. Yeah.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: And that author.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Once I saw that that author had all these books
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: trying is Once I saw that, I'm like, oh my gosh,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: he's got He's got books with an idea, a problem,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: having a chance, why not chasing dreams of finding muchness
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Because I had a teacher like all of these things
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: where I want I recommend every parent to get them all.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: Go get them like like Pokemon.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: I don't even know if I said what rude? Did
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: I say?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: What?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: Rue surprised me with no all to say.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Rue was fired up for story time and bedtime and
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: she was like, I don't come in my room. I
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: want to surprise you. And she's like, uh, okay, that
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: you can come in my room. And she was like
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: the surprises under my covers and I'm like, okay, what
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: is it.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: She's like a story time.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: She's like, I think it's your favorite and I lift
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: open the covers and it's what you do with an idea.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: And I was like, let's go, dude.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: And you had already read it to her, right, I've
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: read it to her before. She knows how much I love. Yeah.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Like they'll be like, what's the thick book where it's
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: got all the tales, like I think they call him like.
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  Speaker 2: Not nursery rhymes.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: The brothers.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: It's got a lot of different like uh rapunk Hanseling, Gretel,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: all the Germanic like fairytale type, right, but I know
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: they call them something. But they're all of these little
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: books in this massive book. So we'll sit there and
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: go through. We'll sit there and read those, but she
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: gets in phases with some of her story time. Yeah,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: but dude, when she lifted that up, I was so
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: fired up.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: That's electric Because as much as I like sit.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: There and I want to force the book on her,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: there's been times I'm like, oh, hey, what if we
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: read we haven't read that what you do with the idea?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to read that one. I'm just like,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: part of you is like sad. You're like, damn, I
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: just want you to get into something like this because
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: this is these are frameworks.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Of life, Honey, It's got to click at some point.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, years old. Yeah, so what is your idea?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: Maybe next time the surprise could be your idea because
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: in the yeah homework.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: In the book too, you know, when you get to
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: the page to where the kids standing on his hands,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: the idea, you know, instill the confidence to where he's
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: standing on his hands and you see the world from
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: a different vantage point. You can flip the book and
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: then it's him kind of holding up the town and
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: everything else to where you see it differently, and all
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: you're doing is flipping the But it's just I think
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: it is unbelievab.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I I cannot agree more. Retweet, like share everything
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: that you just said.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Do you feel the passion coming on that damn voice? Demon?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: For those that don't hear demon said type shippe ship. Yeah.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with them.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Guys.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: I'm telling your parents, like, just get Kobe Yamada. Books
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: in your.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Life are very well done, extremely well done. Does the illustration?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Oh Jena made bezom Let's call ma besm I Koby.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: We gotta get him on.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: We gotta get him on posting a lot in Portugal.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: I'm looking at his Instagram now, he looks like someone
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: i'd want to hang out.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, these the the you know again, these right here?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: These are the stories. Yeah, yeah, you gotta right now,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: none of the I want the ones that make it.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Well I'm even tying it back. I'm like, yo, this kid,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: the egg, I'm the boy and the egg is rude. Yes,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: but people don't. People don't get that. It's deeper, It's deeper.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: But no, I agree, I agree those books, those books
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: are incredible and they will come around. They will get it.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: If you don't think the way you over there thinking, they.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Don't get it. Y'all probably didn't even turn the page
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: upside down. You thought he's walking on his hand. Yeah,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: they just drew him upside down, and then you get
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: a whole new perspective. Your perspective shifts.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Parents that do have these books are going to be
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: sounding off right now. They will come, they will they
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: are real, They're fabulous.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: My Cracker cole One, we kind of, I mean, we
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: did it, and I apologize. I jumped the gun. It's
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: it's just the girls being at the house and in town.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: But I will say the idea, my Cracker cole One
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: is getting to be Scarlet's first Valentine. I'm very excited
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: for that. Gonna get her a little card, gonna do
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: some flowers. I'm seeing all these videos of like Dad's,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: you know, doing a daddy daughter Valentine Day on social
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: media and I'm like, oh my god, I can't wait
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: for that. And just being around like a large group
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: of people, a large group of people larger than two
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: because it's usually just Jill and I at the house,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: but we had all the babies and all the moms
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: around the dinner table on our first night and had
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: a little pizza night, and Scarlett's sitting there munching. It
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: was her first time eating pizza, so shout out that.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: But she's munching on that bread and she's putting the
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: cheese in her mouth and she's loving the cheese, and
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: she's looking at everybody at the table. But every single
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: time she saw me, dude, she would instantly just smile
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: from across the table and start going like that. And
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: I'm like, god, oh my god, I am in trouble.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: She's just so in love with the with your little girl.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: Man, I'm in trouble, dude, because she's not doing that
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: with anybody else at the table. In my head, I like.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: To think, boy, Dad's I don't think get that. Yes,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: they don't get y'all don't get that, man.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't get that.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: Man, they will one day. They'll get it. They get
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: a little girl, absolutely absolutely. I okay, So we hit
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: crack a cold one. Yeah, we gotta keep it under
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: and now we have to keep this episode out of
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: under an hour. Do we want to jump into our
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: shout outs very quickly? Yeah? Yeah, and then do you
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: think fun segue? We could do voicemails.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: I would say, if you want to do game real
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: quick and then head voicemails. Take a show with some emails.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: We can do that. Let's do a game.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: We got a little game show, little game show, Willie
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: one show and Sureham's gonna.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: Do a game show. Here we go.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: We got a shout out here and again.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: If you want to be featured on this show, we
• 1:05:59
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• 1:06:03
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• 1:06:05
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• 1:06:07
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• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: foreign soil and you can't call into the voicemail, you
• 1:06:13
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• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: and one the Dads at gmail dot com.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: This first one on.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: YouTube sleem O Shadows seventy two. Oh hey, boys, just
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: wanted to shout out my wonderful wife, an empty sixer Noel,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: mama of three boys. Sadly two of our boys passed
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: away as babies from genetic disorders. But through both pregnancies
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: she was poked and scanned like a lab experiment, but
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: not once did she complain about it. She kept her
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: war face on because she will do anything for her babies.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: She wears Grayson and Asher on her sleeve every day.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Now our two year old Oliver keeps us on our
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: toes and brightens our world. Keep up the good work boys,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: Pop A team sixer Adam out, Adam, thank you for
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: writing now. No, Happy Valentine's Day.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Happy Valentine.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Happy Valentine's Day. Christian one seven six on Spotify says
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: best day of the week. Happy Valentine's Day to my
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: beautiful strong wife Michelle. Let's go Christian, Let's go Christian.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Sorry that one kind of shook me reading just the
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: first read just the first one. This one is from
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: uh Megan Freud.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Boys, My husband Scott has been listening to the pod
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: since it started. Since it was a podcast for dads,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: I assumed I wouldn't like it, but one day he listened,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: or one day he was listening to to Afford the
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Dad's episode on YouTube, and I got hooked. When my
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: husband first told me about the pod, I thought he
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: said it was will and charming like the toilet paper.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: So now that is our little inside joke. Sorry, sure,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: I'm laugh out loud. Last year, we found out that
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: we were pregnant just two days after Valentine's Day.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, shock wave.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Now we have a three month old baby boy, Sawyer,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: born October thirty. First, we have a Spooktober Halloween. Maybe
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: this year for Valentine's Day. We are not going to
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: do gifts for each other, although y'all reading this email
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: on the pod would be a sick gift. But we
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: are trying to stay on budget because I am officially
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: a stay.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: At home mom as of the end of January.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: Let's go hug.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: My husband is an amazing man and it was never
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: a question whether I would stay home or not. We
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: just knew I would, and he would do whatever he
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: had to make sure that I could. He works so
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: hard every day, gets up at four thirty am to
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: go work, just to be able to support our family
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: so I can stay home and watch our little boy
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: grow up. He is supportive of me, he is kind,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: He's always there for me, and he is such a
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: great partner in parenting. He has an amazing dad and
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: loves our son so much. I couldn't imagine being a
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: I couldn't imagine a better man to be able to
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: have children with, and I am so thankful to have
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: him to lead our family. We obviously don't have much
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: time for ourselves or each other now that we have
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: a three month old. But I am so thankful for
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: the pod because now every Saturday morning, we make our
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: coffee or sometimes we drink an lollipop and we listen
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: to the to this week's episode together. It is like
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: a free at home coffee date that I look forward
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: to all week. Thanks for the parenting info, advice and laughs.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's Day voice, that is what was her name
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: and his name?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: His name is Megan Freud and his name is Scott.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: Shout out. You get you guys right now from afar.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: Happy Valentine's Day.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and enjoy the coffee right now as you're sitting
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: and listening to the episode.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: Truly feels so blessed to even be a part of
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: that little moment that y'all's family shares every morning. That's incredible.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: And your son's gonna be a legend just like his dad.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: He's gonna be built for the egg out. Yeah he is.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: My daddy was waking up before Dirty Get the Kobe
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Yamada books.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: Get.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: You ain't gonna get it, Scott, you ain't gonna get it.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: But Happy Valentine's Day. Scott read the book to him
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: and you just look at you know, just falling asleep.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: You don't get it right now, budd, drink a drink
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: your milk. Lexi Morris says hi fellas. I wrote in
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: a while back to gush on my husband Michael, who
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: was one month post his life saving stem cell transplant.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: He's now one hundred plus days out from transplant, and
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: he recently had a totally clear pet scan. Let's go,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: no cancer detected. Michael. I've loved you since you were
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: fourteen years old. Dam dam yeah, yeah, stay in it, Michael.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: I've loved you since you're fourteen years old, and I've
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: loved you more every day since. Here's to a cancer
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: free life together with our girl. Cheers, damn, Lexi, damn yeah, Deeke,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: what are you doing? Happy Valadi's Day? You could have looked, well,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: I apologize you. You could have looked Oh my gosh, yes,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: no we did. I'm really glad we get to read
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: comments like yeah, I'm Derek knows that I'm joking, but
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: uh dang, dude, that's so sick. Like lexis so lucky
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: to have Michael, Michael, so lucky to have Lexi We're
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: very lucky to have listeners like that. And love is
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: a really cool thing. Valentine's Day is a really cool holiday.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: And it's like hitting me more and more now that
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: I have a daughter, of where I get to like
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: kind of be in that her growing up and kind
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: of like figuring out what love is. I can't wait
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: to be a part of that.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: I got not a little to read. I'm sure you
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: got another one. Hello, Kleenex, We're just gonna be crying. Yeah,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: We're just gonna be crying for the next five minutes. Please,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: we would be happy and willing to have a sponsor.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: Hey guys, this comes from Holden Holden. Holden says here
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: from Nebraska, GBR. I want to give a huge Valentine's
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Day shout out to my wife Marissa. She truly is
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: a super mom. We have a two and a half
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: year old girl who is constantly bouncing off the walls.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Marissa is thirty one weeks pregnant with our baby boy,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: and she works a full time job. Somehow, she does
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: it all and does it with grace. She's also slowly
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: becoming an MT sixer along the way. Let's go I'm
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: not always great at doing cute things for her, something
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: I'm working on. So I'm hoping this email might make
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: it into the pod and be a surprise for her.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: If it does, I just want to say, Marissa, I
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: love you from the bottom of my heart. Damn you
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: mean the world to me. You're an incredible wife, You're
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: an amazing mom to our daughter, and I can't wait
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: to see you with our baby boy very soon. I
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: love you.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: Thanks.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: Boys, hold it? What are you doing? What do you
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: do you doing?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to cry today.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you what are you doing?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: I'm still fucked up from the first one of losing
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: the two boys.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: Marissa, you sound like an absolute empty cicko. You sound
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: like an absolute empty six sicko and good luck. I
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: can't wait for y'all to meet I was baby boy.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: That's so exciting. And Holding you are the man, and
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: I hope that Marissa enjoys her surprise. That's a very
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: good vent. Holding too.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: He's getting the watch right now.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: He's got a couple different you know, he Holding is
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: gonna get all the books just talking about you know,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: hold you know Hold, you know. Holden's also writing down
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: at this He's like, what did he say? I'm not
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: like the cutest when it comes to surprise the best,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: but he just ripped one right here. Or he gets
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: a surprise but early in the episode, but he gets
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: to hear the greatest surprise that you can make happen.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, as a PT sixer one day and.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: He's writing it down, He's like, God, I gotta remember
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: he's sitting there. He just cracked open the allipop and
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: he did a little sip in the corner and gave
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: her a wink. So how about that shot?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Their boys?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: Yes, that was incredible. Well done on the comments, by
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: the way, well done. Oh god, yeah, we still have
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: emails to read. Well, let's have some fun less Playlet
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: play the game.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: We were thinking through Chef and I about what we
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: could do for the Valentine's Day and we wanted to
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: do a little uh dating question between co hosts and
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: so I will ask you guys a question. You have
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: the board there in front of you. Each you'll write
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: your answer and what you expect your co host answer
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: to be. Oh god, there will be about five or
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: six of these ones.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: These are this is just a dating game with a.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: Good dating game with you and I just want to
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: see and we play our answer, and then what we
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: think Will is going to say what we think Suram's
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: going to say. Okay, okay, are you guys ready?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: No cheating, no cheating, and you'll give you like ten
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: seconds between each one.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what are I gonna activate the brain?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, we gotta keep it on an hour?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when's your co host's birthday?
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: I fuck carer the two wait in my answer? Oh
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: my birthday? Sorry? Sorry, yikes. Yeah, the boards are labeled.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be so mad if I get this wrong.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: Fuck because it's it's either one day before one day
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: after Jills. Yeah, because I have a sick I have
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: a little jingle of happy birthday Will, Happy birthday Jill.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: But I can't remember which one comes first in that jingle.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: So all right, well I'm gonna lose this one.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: Let's uh, let's see our answers.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: Will I put somewhere in the last three months.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: Bird sometime in the last three months. No, I thought
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: Shirm's answer is gonna be. I thought he was just
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: gonna put the month of September my answer for birthday.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: That's his answer to the question then Shirm's answer to
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: the question is probably gonna be right. Let's which is
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: a great interpretation of it, that's perfect, that is not incorrect.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: The way you thought that, you know, you know why,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: because you had the idea and you nurtured it, loved
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: it a time you did. I I'm a little upset.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: I think it might be the seventeenth, but I put
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: the nineteenth of September. Yours is May twenty fourth, May
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: twenty fourth.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: You're spot on with mine?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Is it the nineteenth? Yeah? Yeah, let's go. Let's go
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: almost it even close. I have a cheat coach for that.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: I told you have your birthday somewhere late in the year.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, or maybe it was the anniversary yourself.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, So my answer is
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: just like I should have wrote September nine.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm so I could have been more clear.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: Your answer is your answer to like, what is your
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: like the question than shurm So I can reword these.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: There's gotta be like, oh, I thought of the way
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: Will was talking about that clear his day. Until you
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: turn that board, I'm like, he's not wrong. They're reading
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: ko but Yashi. So here's what, dude, I'll just ask
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: the question.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 4: I'll remove what is your co host? I'll ask you
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: the question and then your answer and then shuran.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, like that. What is your favorite color? I
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: think I got the Father's Day thing if I remember
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: his answer from the Dad combine. All right, sure, what
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: is your answer? My answer is blue? His is red.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: Let's go, let's go. Hey, we just needed we needed one.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: That's all we needed. Yes, so now we win, no
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: matter what, no matter what. What is your favorite restaurant
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: in Nashville? Oh? Fuck, he don't know. You know why
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: he don't know because I don't know. Okay, we can
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: skip it. We can skip it.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: I got other ones favorite.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you don't have an answer, maybe favorite type
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: of food? We could go that direction. You want to
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: do that instead, you want to do the un set?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: What is your favorite type of food? Do you feel
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: like give an answer to that one?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: I think I could go to I could get an answer.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: I'll give you this hint too. I don't. I don't
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: even think I need a hint. I think I need
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: a hint. You need it.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: It's a niche in the category. Mine is breakfast burrito. Okay,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: yours is Mexican.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, you nailed mine. Text backs. I played sushi nagery
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: because you said, like, oh, it's a certain subset, but
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: you've been on that sushi grind lately. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: we'll get some point. I like breakfast burrito, though I
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: did not know that about you.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: I love a good breakfast burrito. Bro omg yeah, Yo's
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: it's my favorite breakfast burrito.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: There's also a spot in the season the Wedgwood, Houston
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: area where you like walk you can walk up to
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: the window.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: You guys know what I'm talking about. Maybe in the
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: East you like walk up to the window and you
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: can get the breakfast the window. Because that, truly, I
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: gotta be honest, like that's my top three food item too.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: Breakfast burrito. Oh yeah, dude, and good, very very quickly
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: shout out the bear Cat and Alito, Texas. It's a
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: gas station that makes the best homemade salsa and breakfast burritos.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: If you know, you know, you get the grilled onions
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: and the allion. It's called Dos Santo's. Yeah, yeah, I
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: believe so.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: I just googled walk up window burritos. Yeah cool, All right,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: let's move on. To our next one here, Uh, what
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: is your favorite movie?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: Oh? Favorite movie? I feel like I'm gonna fall hard
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: on this one. I did a poor job online.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, you go first, you go first.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: I tried to give you a layup with Lord.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: The I should have known that one. That's what I
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: should have known.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: That's okay, that's okay. I I am a sicko for movies,
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: so you could have been right. In a myriad of ways.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: I put one of the that wasn't one of the
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: four I put on there. But I love Shawshank Redemption. Yeah.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a Rocky God, Jurassic Park, Free Willie,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: Wedding Crashers.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: Bro I know, Free Willy, Jurassic Park, and Rocky knew that.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: I'm pissed Shawshank, what I mean?
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: I love take Redemption too.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: I put a broke Back Mountain, and then I also
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: put Brave Heart. Brave Heart's a great one.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: No, I just I didn't know if that's like a
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: Brave Heart thing. But it made me think of Brave Heart.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: That's not bad.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: And there's two Revolutionaries, so I feel but there's a
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: Lord of the Rings over shirms Shoulder new one.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he has a plaque in front of him.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: With By the way, all the new decor is unbelievable.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: The power of photoshop. The hammers, Yeah, authentic, the tad
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: one that that is funny, that looks real. Oh I know.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: I literally just got from those shots that we did
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: for the thumbnails, I got one of you laughing and
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: put it on Mark Wahlberg's body and it looks I
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: barely touched it. It looks flush. We have any more questions?
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: We have one more of perfect this is this is
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: a fun game.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: Would good because we have got to keep it after this,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: But we got one more for you co hosts or
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: or a favorite band or musician.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: Be the last one for you to favorite band or musician.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: I'm putting one that I think you might get for you.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: You you just brought up the you always bring up
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: this one song and then that's what I'm going on.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: God damn it. And I can't remember what the song is,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: and I would know, but I knew what the song was,
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: I would know what the band is. It's a it's
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: a like sixties to like eighties rock.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm going off with the one song too.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: Fuck what is it? I really don't have a favorite band.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: I'm not trying to be lame about it, like I
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: really don't have a band. I go super uber crazy
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: for it. But there is a style of music that
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: I really love and they're my favorite band. Of that joke,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: you go, so what's your genre? Uh? Pop? Punk? Punk rock?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: Do you share with somebody else in the office.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know. He's got he's gonna get it now,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: He's gonna he's gonna get it now. Oh dude, I
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: know that my answer is wrong for Will and it
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: breaks my heart. If I could remember that song, I
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: would know who you wrote down. What do you got
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: turm Well?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: I mean Metallica is awesome. Yeah, it's not Metallica. It's
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: not I got that. I put blank on eighty two
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: or mickaelmore zz top Sharp dress Man.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: Because I mentioned it a couple of times, probably within.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: The last week. You mentioned it yesterday You're like, if anything, man,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: if I could walk out the Sharp dress Man and.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: Golee, that portion of the show was just a precursor.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: We sent a list of ten questions Chef and I
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: did to your wives. So we are now going to
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: play this game where you answer the questions. The answers
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: that your wives sent in.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: Oh we got to guess a wife. Oh god. Question
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: number one, when is your wife's birthday? Have any birthday?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: Will happy birthday? Jill? I gotta guess Jill.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, you are for your wife. This is
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: your good he's jail, your charro. Those are who you're
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 4: married to. What what do you got?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: December twenty eighth, eighty seven.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 4: She didn't send the year in, so you're perfect. I
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 4: was about to say money. I added year in there
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: as well. She added year in hers September eighteenth, ninety five,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: ninety five. All right, what is your wife's favorite color?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: Your wife's did take some creative liberties on their answers
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 4: here and there. Oh god, sure gets a point that
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: is pink. It's easy, bro, green, that's a good answer.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: Her answer is green all shades, but especially the dark ones.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: So perfect. That's a good answer. Well done, boys, good answer.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: When he said creative liberties, I'm like, I know that
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: was charo because she's got like specific kinds of green.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: And that's context clues. There's your answer. What is your
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 4: wife's favorite restaurant in Nashville?
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a great question. They were very excited to
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: send these answers in. Damn dude, Okay, I put three
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: answers down. I know that's cheating, but I think that's
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: totally acceptable. Okay, No, that's cheating Jill. I feel like
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: if I don't get any on these three answers, Jill's
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: gonna kill me because we are such feudies. A second,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: she wrote a good one, sir. Oh, there's just so
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: many options. I feel like I miss so many. I
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: feel like I missing this one.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: I would not like if you guys got this one wrong,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: I would be like, oh, that's cool, Like it's not
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: this something you're not getting lamb bad.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: I feel I know, but I'm just gonna kick myself
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: as soon as I hear yeah, you didn't get it,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: I'll do my answer. Julie Bean's answer was no, cos nice,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: let's go. It was between the Henry or Noko. For me,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: I got h little hats, no bare bones, bare bones
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: butcher pasterhiya no makes a spot on twelve.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: If that is called epist, then yes, she had smiling
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: elephant and bare bones butcher, which shout out, I need
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: to try what's smiling elephant?
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: Smiling elephant is like uh, typhoon. It probably as close
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: as you can get, the authentic typhood.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: That's what everybody's been talking about.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: It's this house set up. It's cool. You should go.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: Where was your first date with your wife? If it helped?
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: Like first date? First, if it helps?
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 4: She wrote a little a small couple of sentence about
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: her answer. There's an answer, and then there's what she
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: thinks you would say.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: Is the answer I'm trying to think of.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: That hotel room was a date night?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: Hey, first date? The jagues with Texas sue me first date?
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: I'm ready? Do you want me to go first?
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 6: Ye?
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: Sure? Okay, what do you got? Sure? I went her
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: cousin say us up on a blind day and we
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: went to Wabbi House. And then I also have my
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: first kid with her that night at t RS Baby
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: Detection for public she had Wabbi House. Let's go well.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: I've also lost my glasses on that first day because
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: I hate the way I looked at him. All right,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: I have three guesses here.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: When we were in London, Duke's first spot we ate at,
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: we got a burger or the Diplomat.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: Is the Diplomat an oyster restaurant in Virginia. He answer, well, no,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: her answer is Duke's Grocery in d C. He might
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: say it's an oyster restaurant in Richmond, Virginia.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: Duke's Grocery is the first spot. Like we ate at,
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: we ate and got you, I did get it.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: You got it. You guys so far the oyster spot. Come.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: What is hey? Here's how.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 4: One of your wife's put one answer, the other put
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: in multiple. I won't tell you who, just so you
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: guys know, what is your wife's favorite movie?
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: Favorite movie? Jill probably put multiple? One wife put multiple.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: One wife put one answer. No, there's no way that
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: Jill put just one. To be honest, I'm just gonna
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say. I'm just gonna be frank. I'm
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: gonna keep it a bean. I don't know.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: We've talked about one of the ones. Charli put multiple,
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: We've talked in extensively.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: You'll put one.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: Jill put one about loving a couple of the one
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: like Charles list is sick.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: Charlo loves rom coms. But I don't know what her
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: favorite is. I know it is it a wrong com?
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: No, it's animated trolls. As your answer? Yes, How to
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: Lose a Guy in ten Days? That's bullshit. That's bullshit, Honey,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: that's crazy. How to Lose a Guy in ten Days?
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: That's a good that's a great movie. I've never I
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: know it trolls.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: Now, I will say crazy chance that they're flipped here,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: but it's not possible because they just entered their submissions.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: But I went back and tracked. But as of the
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 4: list I have in front of me, How to Lose
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 4: a Game? Does she like that movie? Does seven happen
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 4: to be on that list?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: On Charles? No? Jill laughed.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: She could not wait to show me that movie. She
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: said was one of her favorites. But I guess that
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: one's not right.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So Charles list contains elf, crazy, rich Asians, Goodwill and.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: You told me that that's one of her favorites, good Will, hunting.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: Too, getting Sarah Marshall, all of those GAA and just
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: go with it, good listen Will.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: What was the one before we just go with it?
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've seen that one, but she one
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: of the first things that we were.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: Bonding over was forgetting Sarah Marshall. Because I'm like, we're
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: both arguing back and forth. I'm arguing about wedding crashers.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: She's arguing about forgetting Sarah Marshall. That's her favorite comedy
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: by far. I should have known that that's bad. El
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: If I should have known, you get you got that
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: was bad.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: That's that's dad loss.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: You get bonus points because you have specifically told me.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: I told you that I have never seen crazy Rich Agents,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: and you said you need to see that. That's one
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: of Charlie and I's favorites of all time.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: Because we told Sure when he was solo dolo to
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: watch it because Charle loved it.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'll say this, if there is a list of
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: fifty movies I would have spotted those, I wouldn't have
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: got the was it Gallica Gattuck cut g A T
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 3: T A C. I want? Is Gaticus like a sci fi? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: that's where like uh, it's the Jene spicing stuff and
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: they're like this guy's like trying to go to the
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: moon and he like pretends to change his DNA so
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: that he can be one of the select few to
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: go to space. It's really good, good cast its Yeah.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: I just want to say to my I just listened
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: to my wife. That's listening right now.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: Gun to my head, fifty movies, one hundred movies on
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: a list, I would have got those four, dude, I'm
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: I would have got it go, but I would have
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: got forgetting Sarah Marshall.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: Sweet. I swear to God, how to Lose a guy
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: in ten days he's run. I promise I wouldn't even
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: put that in her top twenty five. The only connection
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: I have with that film and Jill is when I
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: quote the my Boyfriend's gonna pummel your ass like part.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: And angry right now, pissed.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, my mind's more angry with myself because I
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: shouldn't know those are Yeah, those are Jill told me
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: whenever she's said whenever she's feeling down, whenever she was
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: hungover in college, and it like she'd put on trolls.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: That's her go to. That's why I was so excited
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: when I wrote it down. I was like, I know,
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: my girl, I got this.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe she was nervous to put that idea out there.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: She'd know everybody would respond.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: She didn't want to open up, so she was like, oh,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: I'll go with this rom con because I ibody loves
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: How to Lose a guy into Days. Yeah, baby, And
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 3: to quote that movie bullshit.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: You remember that.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: Scene they're playing the card game with the family bullshit.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: And then and then mcae's on the bridge when she's like,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: I don't love you, bah bah and he goes bullshit
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: and she's like and then they can't and ship. Great film.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: That's that one sucks. I hate that I missed that one.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 4: What is your life's favorite band or musician? Both gave
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 4: multiple answer, So both gave multiple answer.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: I'll put two down that I know will be on
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: the list. I know one for sure.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: She loves like, she loves like the old school, like alternative,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: you know all the things like Blink.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: Oceans have Yellow Card card coming to National. Yeah, those
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: are that's my vein of.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: They're Mark Kennedy on the list.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: Is that one of your answers? Yeah, let's go. Do
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: you want me to read the other two for you?
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: Give me a hint?
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 4: Uh redhead British guy guitar and then of the vein
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 4: of the bands you mentioned but not the bands you mentioned.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 3: Hot topic, oh eight you know Jangs, Yeah, other ones
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: that old young the redhead British guy young Ron Weasley
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: with the guitar, yeah, yeah, Yeah, he writes love ballads.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: He's lovey dovey, awey goewey.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: My legs are kidding. I'm drawing a blank on his name.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: If your legs don't work. Yeah, yeah, I just I
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: can't think of his name. It's kind of in the
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: same vibe of like they're Mark Kennedy, but also is sharing.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: I was thinking it, Shearon, but I was thinking of
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: a different artist.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: There's that blonde guy that's really good at singing. His
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 3: brother dude who has like anxiety, Yeah, that with the tics.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: I can't think of his name.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 4: He's sick, he's awesome, He's yeah, he's awesome, Dashboard confessional.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have got that one. Sure what he got?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: I did Metallica because her favorite song is Inner Salman
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: not on the list. Are you serious? Uh? No?
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: Are you being serious?
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: Metallica, Yeah, Jill's favorite band.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: She has told me multiple times that Inner sam Man
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: is her favorite song of all time. What else do
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: you have? Taylor Swift?
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 4: Taylor Swift is number one, Sam Cook, ummm no, okay,
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 4: I'll take Tylor Swift, Patsy Klein, Sexy, Redrilla, George Strait,
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: Gracie Abram Drake, Little Wayne Fettiwap, Tim McGrath, Ella Langley Luke.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: We wanted to fall up a boy. Nora Jones otis
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: Redding yoick and not Sam cook On there is crazy.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna bang some fettiwop all the way home.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: She does love some fettiwap.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: Your wife could only one thing for the rest of
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 4: her life, only eat one thing?
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: What would it be? Dude, I'm pretty upset. I'm just
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: upset in general. She wings Mexican food. I knew no
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: matter what I put on that board, it was gonna
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: be wrong.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: Now if you put Mexicans every story you tell on
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: for the dead, just go pick up the burritos, go
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: pick up the fajetas.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: Dude, it's just you wouldn't mind's pasta.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be pasta sandwich.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: See, thank you? Will you be on my side? I
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 3: mean that's bullshit.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: Hey honey, what are you doing?
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 9: They'll be a little clear.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't. You ain't.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: What's going on.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna tell me that pasta is not your
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: favorite over a sandwich.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: I think sandwich is definitely lid. You know this about me?
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: I literally talked about sanwiches all the time, you do.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know those are the top two.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: But there ain't no way bro, that you're putting pasta
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: over sandwich, or sandwich over pasta, cachawi pepe pasta rhea,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 3: But yeah, there's no need to be upset. I love sandwiches.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: Do you love pasta? I love them book, But if.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 6: I had to pick, I would pick sandwiches in my life.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: And the good news is now you know that's true,
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: and I honestly, us being in love, I prefer her
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: to app sandwiches over pasta.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we learned something today. Hey, And by the way,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 3: I got Duke's grocery, I put, I put three answers,
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: I put Dukes, I put London, and I put the diplomat, like,
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: thankfully one of those lined up. Okay, maybe any of
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 3: the thief and you can just let me know later.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can tell you're busy.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: I'll let you go.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 2: I love you.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: Just as I'm talking, I just hear somebody else in
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 3: the background talking those hitsraz All right, you guys are
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 3: ready for the last three? Yeah? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 3: what was your I hope, I hope people are enjoying
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: this as much as we are. I hope so too.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 3: What's your wedding song? What was your wedding song?
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: Eve A Metallica inner saying, man, sure, she's not just
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: telling you that because she just thinks, you know, it's cool,
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: you love.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: It, dude. It just it's really it's really frustrating because
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: it's like, do you need to give her a call? Yeah,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: kind of, we'll give her a call. Yeah, I honestly
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: need to call her about that, and trolls. Yeah, let's
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: get through these ones, and yeah, I want to hear
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: her answer. It's not it's not.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: Mine is uh Ryan Hurd, Diamonds or Twine.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: Sir Sam Cook? Nothing's going to change my love.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 4: When you asked if Sam Cook was part of her faith,
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, and then I realized, yeah, that
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 4: is the wedding that.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like that, that's crazy, honey that I
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: love as low key bullshit? Thank you? What is your
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: wife's go to coffee order? Ooh?
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: The charge is specific specific.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: Charle wrote, if he gets this wrong and may be
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: over for.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: Us, Oh, I mean I know I'm not gonna get that.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get it wrong. But there there's also
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: like a measurement.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: No measurements, but it is all the INGREDI okay, I
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: put ice vanilla latte, sugar and cream, vanella late so
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: very good.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: Ice late with whole milk and simple syrup.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: I believe the measurement because Athan Ross will have it down,
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: but I believe it's thirty mili liters.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: M let's go see. We are good. We're good husbands.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 4: We're good that when you make Charles coffee sometime right
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 4: you were bringing up like you make it.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you did get that one?
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: Well, I make it, but sometimes like, oh there's none enough.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 4: Last question, who said between you and your wives? Who
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 4: said I love you first?
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 8: Where?
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: And when did it happen? Mine was my bed, laying
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 3: in bed one night, laying in bed one He has
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: a long answer, but sorry, I was skimming through for that.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: But yeah, laying in bed one night. I'm going to
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: guess it was her or was it me?
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 2: Do you want to read her three squeezes? Yeah?
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, lovely story.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: Who did the three squeeze? Yeah, go ahead and read it.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 4: This is from Charles. I did squeezed his hand three
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 4: times and he did it back. Cool because we now
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: do the three hand squeezes with Ruin Scottie. I think
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 4: we didn't actually say the words until like a week later.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 4: It was lying in bed one night at his old
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 4: Ashbourn townhouse in late June twenty seventeen, right before he
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 4: took me to bond Tie for the first time for
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 4: Fourth of July.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fun, off and the three squeezes is like,
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: that's what we do with the kiddos.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 3: That's an epic story. Yeah.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: I couldn't remember if she squeezed first or if I
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: squeeze first. I just know it was reciprocated, and we
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: both kind of knew what was a little uncomfortable. And
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: then it happens like for real, like a week later.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: You know, you're kind of playing the game.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, yeah, come on man, hey, come on man,
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: Happy Valentine's Day.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: And then when you see your kiddos doing it with
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: each other one, two, three, I love you.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: Because they're an egg and you got it.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: You gotta nurture, you gotta feed it.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: That's right, that's right. Mine is I did coming back
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: from a date from Dallas and we stopped in the
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: Fort Worth water Gardens. I pulled off I thirty and
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 3: I took her down to the center of the Fort
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: Worth Water Gardens. I told her I loved her. I'm
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: gonna no, no, no, that's for extra credit. I was about.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: I was like, we're calling her right already. I'll just
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: read it.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 4: Sherman with an exclamation mark. We were driving back from
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 4: a fun night out in Dallas and he pulled over
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 4: and took me to the water gardens downtown and told
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 4: me he loved me for real. But the first time
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 4: he ever did was we were joking and talking in
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 4: bed and he said love you and then backtracked because
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 4: he got embarrassed. And I said, that's not embarrassing because
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 4: he's my best friend. And then his eyes watered. He
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 4: got emotional.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: In all caps, that is also true. I started backtracking
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: because I was trying to play it cool, and she
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 3: said that's okay. The ye're like, you're my best friend
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 3: the whole world. And then I sawed tearing up. I
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: was like, I'm your best friend, like I like her.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: Did she say it back right away or did she
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 3: say you're my best friend? No? Like she It was
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: like a like I love you back type of thing
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 3: and saying like you're my favorite person in the world, like,
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: you're my best friend. So when you said love you,
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 3: did she say I love you too? Yeah, so like
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 3: that something like that. It wasn't like yeah, yeah, but
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking that's funny.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like a you know, trying to be oh, dude,
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: you're my best friend.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: It was like just friends with Ryan. It wasn't like yes,
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: it wasn't like a friend zone type of thing. It
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: was like her way of like trying to make me
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 3: feel better in the moment because because she.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: Didn't say it back right away.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know though, I don't I don't remember,
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: like what she your lover her man you love hard?
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, but she she is too, she is too.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 3: And I can't remember if she said I love you
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: back or like I love you too, but she said
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: something along those lines. And then because I botched that
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 3: so much, I was like, I want I want to
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 3: tell her that I love her, like for real. And
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 3: that's why that's why I did the water garden thing,
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: because we had had such a great date night and
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: I was like her didn't know that, like I do
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 3: love her, I'm not I'm not scared to share that
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 3: and the Fort Worth Water Gardens. If you ever go beautiful?
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 3: Is that the game? Is that the game? That was
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 3: a fun game. I know you have something at one thirty.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: We need to wrap here soon. Oh we have for
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: an hour. Yeah, we have some voicemails and emails and emails.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 3: Maybe I could play the first one. Yeah, okay, Jared,
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry. Hey, I texted Jared's
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 3: schedule this morning. I said, this isn't gonna happen, but
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: here's the schedule for the show.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 2: You play playable.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 8: Okay, Hi, this is Sherman's mom is saying. Me and
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 8: I have a little bit of a Valentine's horror story.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 10: And Sherman was four years old. I gave him a
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 10: big cardboard heart full of Reesi's peanut butter cups. I
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 10: watched him had it in the kitchen island while he
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 10: was at preschool. I could not be trusted. I ate
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 10: all his reciss peanut butter cups and I had to
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 10: refill it and did it again, refilled it, did it again.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 10: On the third time. He just started bawling, crying, and
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 10: I was like, okay, I'm gonna either have to switch
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 10: to some kind of candy I don't like, or I'm
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 10: gonna have to give up sugar and quit traumatizing my child.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 10: So I literally did not eat sugar for ten solid
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 10: years after the Reese's peanut butter incident.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 2: Yo, that is hilarious.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 3: And she, like full on wood sent me down each
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 3: time and be like, honey, I love you so much
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 3: and I'm so sorry, but I ate all your candy.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 3: But I got you another chocolate heart. And I was like,
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 3: that's okay, I love you, mom. But she did it
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: three times. At that point, I was like, what's goodhead,
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: Just get your own hearted candy. What are you doing?
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 3: And you're four? I was four. She's a little sir.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: Sure, I'm sitting on the chair, sweetheart. I love you
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: so very much, but I hate your candy.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 3: I did it again. Dag navit, I did it again.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 3: She doesn't even say dagnab it.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: But if I happened to be in her spot, somebody
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 1: else would hate the candy.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know what I mean. You can't go
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: down like that three times in a row in front
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: of your kids.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 3: Do you think the dog ate the candy? Yeah? They
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 3: had to do it. Oh rooster. He jumped on the island.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 3: He got in your candy.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 9: Stir.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 3: I caught him. He was standing on the island. I said,
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 3: bracester and this when you were at school. She ate
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: the candy we had taken to the vet and everything.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 3: He's doing good now we had the pumpy stomach. He's
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 3: in the backyard. You gotta play with him. Yeah, he
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: go play.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: He but he hates your candy.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: I sitting rude down and be like, I eat your
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: candy three times in a row. Yeah, but ten years
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 3: of sobriety chocolate. Oh it's sugar. Shout out, shout out,
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 3: miss Amy on the chocolate. Are you Is he gonna drive?
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 3: I was just about to suggest that, yes you did
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: you do it? Yeah, he's got an interview, Jared, We
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: love you, Thank you with bussing right, Okay, V Days
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 3: at Chuck E Cheese V Day and Chuck E Cheese.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 6: Hello, I'm calling in for the Valentine's Day episode. I
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 6: heard you guys wanted some good Valentine's Day stories. And
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 6: I know I'm not a dad, but I'm calling on
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 6: behalf of my husband because he'd be too embarrassed to
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 6: share this story. My name is Alexis Juleberry. I live
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 6: in the Greater Nashville area and my husband is not
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 6: from here. My birthday is two days before Valentine's Day,
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 6: so it always gets clumped together, which is okay. But
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 6: my husband, being the best guy he is, the year
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 6: we got together, he wanted to make sure that my
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 6: birthday of Valentine's Day was separate from one another. However,
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 6: he is not used to Nashville. He never experienced Nashville
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 6: Valentine's Day. He had only been here for like six
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 6: months before we went on this date. So I asked
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 6: him two weeks leading up, are you sure you have
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 6: a reservation for Valentine's Day? Everywhere is going to be
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 6: booked late.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got it.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 6: Don't worry about it. I've got you. We're going to
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 6: have a great time. He rented us a hotel room.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 6: We had a whole day planned. Yeah, it's a great day.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 6: We get all dressed up, we go out, have coffee,
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 6: everything like that, and when we get to the restaurant,
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 6: I can tell it's booked, booked out, and we're like
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 6: all excited. We get in there. He didn't make a
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 6: reservation for any restaurants I had been there, and so
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 6: when we realized you didn't make any reservations, I realized
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 6: it pretty quick. I was very, very mad, as you
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 6: could imagine. So he took me to Sonic and we
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 6: ate a chili cheese hot dog, and then we went
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 6: into Chuck E Cheese and we won a bunch of tickets,
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 6: and then we gave them to all the parents who
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 6: were spending their Valentine's Day at Chuck.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 3: E Cheese just like us.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 6: And now here we are five years later, married, two kids,
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 6: live in our best life, ready to enjoy another Valentine's Day,
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 6: probably involving chili cheese hot dogs. So we hope you
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 6: have a great Valentine's Day. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Bro. The amount of swagger and poise that you have
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 3: to have as you walk up to a Juice to
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 3: the Gills restaurant that you know there's no way you're
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: getting a table, There's not a chance in hell. And
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 3: he was probably walking in with the biggest smile.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 1: I wonder if in his mind he just thought he'd
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 1: be able to walk in and get that, you know
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: what I mean. If she's reminding him and telling him
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 1: I get you might get it. I've been in the
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: spots where it's like the week of and then you realize, oh,
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 1: everything's booked out.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 3: It's a different ball game out here in Nashville. Really
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 3: any city, but in Nashville is like wild. It's like
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 3: a month out. You gotta right, you gotta do it
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 3: right right. It is nuts. And I'm wondering if in
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 3: his mind, you know what I mean, like if you
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: didn't book anything, if he had fear walking in that restaurant,
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Like the amount of the confidence
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 3: that you just had to fake. Yeah, I'm like, yeah,
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 3: we'll get in, they'll get a table, and you see
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 3: it and it's just bad. And you've already been talking
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 3: about the restaurant. I love that place. Oh my gosh,
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 3: you got a reservation that yeah, honey, the guy am
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 3: what you think? We're gonna go get Julie cheese dogs
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: and Sonic and.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 1: You know, Miss empty six's in there giving him an
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 1: earful Ain't that just have the poise to say? What
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: about Sonic?
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 3: That was the chunky cheese? I can I can see it.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 3: I can see I can see the chunky cheese move.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 3: You know, all right, how do we make that's a
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 3: sick Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's a good one because he
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 3: didn't quit. He could. That could have ended in a fight, and.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: That could have still ended in a fight, but he.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 3: Was like, no, no, we're going to Sonic.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 2: Pull on up, give this couple of chili cheese dogs.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 3: Hit the red button. Yeah. He was walking from the
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 3: car like looking in the restaurant window. Let's too top,
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 3: what the table over there? We get that one. And
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 3: it's funny because when I called him, I was like,
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 3: make sure they get the table.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 1: In the corner, baby, sweet know I got a place
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 1: for us. Called the owner. They said, nobody's gonna be there.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: It's all ours. It is all ours, making that left
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: turn into a sonic.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 2: Hey, all ours?
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 3: Also a cheek code. If you're ever here's a dad
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 3: act for you. When we were at the super Bowl
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 3: in New Orleans and you wanted to play that dinner
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 3: with Dave Portnoy, yeah, you looked at me and said, hey,
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 3: can you make it happen reservation and blah blah blah,
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: and I said yes, not realizing that everything was gonna
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 3: be booked out. So then I just started telling people
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 3: on the phone, Hey, I'm with Dave Portnoy's team. We're
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 3: in town for the Super Bowl, and Dave would love
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 3: to come have dinner us, not even knowing if Dave
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: was gonna come. Dave loves your restaurant and cannot wait
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 3: to go get dinner there, and he's gonna have a
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 3: party of about this big and every single place said absolutely,
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 3: we love Dave Porton and blah blah. So just give
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 3: him a celebrity name. Hey, Sharom's always thinking on his feet.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 1: Give nobody figuring it out because they're like, oh yeah,
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 1: make it happen.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 3: Give him a celebrity name. Hey, Owen Wilson loves your
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 3: resid Sorry, I'm calling on behalf of Owen Wilson. He's
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 3: actually he's in town. He's shooting a film and he
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 3: has been going on and on about your restaurant. He
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 3: would love to dine there this evening. Is there any
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 3: way we could get a table for four? And what
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 3: they do, what they did with me on the phones.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 3: Let me go speak with management, blah blah blah. It'll
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 3: take about two minutes and they will be the most excited,
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 3: cheerful person on the other side of the phone when
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 3: they get back because that manager's like Owen Wilson. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 3: we'll have a table for four.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 2: Hey, that's a hack too.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 3: That's a hack, dude, because.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 2: They don't when is a Wilson. He couldn't join us tonight.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, we just got a call from from Owen.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, his flight was supposed to land in New York.
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 1: You know he's in parachuting that film his flight got the.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 3: Latest embarrassing too, because I'm sure y'all been over backwards.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah for oh mind, but.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 1: Out of specially you guys. I know, we said, Ford,
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 1: do you mind? Like we had two kids. I figured
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 1: we'd just take them along with us.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 3: Give us something to go food, we'll take it back
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 3: for in an hotel. Yeah. There the kids are waiting
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 3: outside the restaurant. We have our driver coming and dropping
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 3: off our kids.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 2: Heyes, we don't make sure you get an uber black.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 3: Hey, y'all come in, you'll come in. Hey, you know
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 3: how you can do that message thing to him? Tell
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 3: the driver to walk in, mister Compton, your children? Oh yes, Jeeves, hello,
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 3: my driver?
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 2: What is uh batman's butler's name?
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 3: Alfred?
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 2: Oh Alfred, glad you made it buddy. Sorry, that's our guy.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 3: How's the blocked out Lincoln Navigator with full leather seas
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 3: it's a good sold Wilson couldn't come. No, oh no shit,
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 3: the marriage just heeling to the manager. He said he was.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 2: Alfred said he was sitting at the airport for over
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 2: an hour.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 3: The managers so pissed, just sit there staring at everything.
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 3: He has no way to prove it. Oh but yeah,
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 3: maybe that maybe you do that, you know. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 3: that's some game. That's a dad hack right there. That's
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 3: a dad hack all right. Could have gone to Chick
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 3: fil Ay.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 11: I got a Valentine's Day story for this is Matt
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 11: Webb from Winston Salem, North Carolina. Valentine's Day about six
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 11: years ago, my wife was pregnant with her oldest and
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 11: I took her to a super nice and pretty pricey
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 11: steakhouse here in town and we both ordered the filet
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 11: mignon with some sides because that stuff was good. And
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 11: on the way home, all I'm thinking about it's riding
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 11: that shockwave.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 2: I know what you're saying.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 11: So we got home and then the pregnancy sickness kicked in,
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 11: and then that dinner she ate it came up and
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 11: I was no longer thinking about the shockwave.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was thinking, besh, we could have went to Chick.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 11: Fil a if I knew you were going to throw
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 11: off that thirty dollars steak. Luckily, my wife is a
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 11: g and we joke about to this day every Valentine's Day.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 3: So hey, boys, keep up the good work.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 11: Pet six out.
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 3: When you said you weren't thinking about the shockwave anymore,
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 3: it reminded me of ruter up and will just go
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 3: put down on it. He put a dowel on it.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 3: It's all good, honey. You're holding their hairs. Yes, yes,
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 3: it ain't over. It's over holding the hair, yack.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, the you know, here's
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 1: a sip of water, sweeter your older hair. They got
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: wonder if you know we still Oh, I gotta go
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 1: to bed right after this.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 3: Fuck. You probably feel a lot better after getting all
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 3: that out of here, like you probably you probably feel
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 3: better than you.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 2: Like I gotta go bed. You're like fucking man, It's
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 2: like you probably feel better right.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 1: You know, every time I throw up, I'm always feeling
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 1: like lighter, like I can I can do anything.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 3: Something and before when you weren't feeling good, you were
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 3: down for the shockway. So now that you feel better,
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 3: you're probably even more like, let's say, let's do it,
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 3: you know, let's ride Chock White thrice. That's incredible, incredible.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 3: Also built in BP uh or BC sorry, built in
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 3: during pregnancy. It's a little built in BC for you
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 3: BC birth control. Yeah, that's why he was excited. Yeah, man, yeah, no,
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 3: sweat you Nothing.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 1: Takes someone out of your sales like no oning. It
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna happen when you had it on your mind.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 1: It's like when I flew back and off the two
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 1: hours and a half ours sleep and see my wife
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 1: all week, kind of excited, you know, maybe a little
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 1: touchy touch he love he love you.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 2: You excited to see dad. And then when his I
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 2: and I'm tired.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 3: I gotta but you got that extra credit, will Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 3: built up some equity. Yeah what what did I What
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 3: did I text my wife? A lot of editing this episode?
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, what did I say? I love that
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 3: your dad? Actually to avoid getting pregnant, get your wife pregnant,
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 3: and then you can't get her pregnant again for nine months?
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 3: Isn't that sick. What did Dad just a pregnator and
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 3: then you're good for nine months? You'll be fis Oh man,
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 3: I should have added this to the last part of
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 3: the story, so you know how Shoot, they went out
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 3: to dinner, cocktails, drinks and everything else.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 1: She ended up texting me around like eight thirty, like
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 1: once dinner reservation started. She's like, how's it going? Love
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 1: babies asleep? Does freedom away? I said, taking in water
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 1: right now? Oh yeah, I forgot about all of this,
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 1: I said, reading the rue out right now. The plunge
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 1: tub was leaking, so I had to clean up. I like,
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 1: I like six towels on the floor because I was
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 1: trying to hook it up. Yes, and it was leaking,
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 1: and Rue she's like, dadad water And I was like, yes,
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 1: we heard stuff splashing in the in the tub and
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 1: she's like, no, dadad look And I like looking, there's
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 1: like water leaking like toward the door in that room.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, son of a bitch. I started
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 2: like putting towels.
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 1: I started putting towels down over it.
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 3: But now it's good.
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 1: Every was like I couldn't get wait and Rue takes
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 1: off out of the room. She comes back in the room.
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 1: She's got a rain boots on.
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 1: And then she's like, I was like, this is still
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 1: in the sink. She said, oh, oh Jesus. I said,
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 1: are you having fun? She said, I am. Thank you
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 1: for letting me have a day, a day and night
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 1: with Teddy. We just got to sushi and I shot
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 1: her a little kissy emoji and then I said payment
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 1: will be accepted. So when I say payment will be accepted,
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 1: that's why I start taking some chicken cheta in to
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 1: the face a little bit, like, you know, we got
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 1: have a little bit of fun tonight.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 3: So I think that Tequila the chicken China had already
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 3: been bored.
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 1: I was getting a little you know, you know what
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 1: that was the peanut butter show. Because they might be
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 1: coming back in a good move. Why he's gonna be
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 1: all excited, first night back, first day back.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she loves me.
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, oh gosh, I'm tired. And I just remember
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 1: her laying on my shoulder and I was like, uh,
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 1: you fall asleep. She's like, oh yeah, yeah, I'm fall asleep.
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, and then that's kind of
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 1: when you move the shoulder over a little bit more
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 1: and you're just like, well.
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 2: I guess I'll just go to sleep.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 3: My face is numb, you know that's that's weird. You're
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 3: falling asleep by hey, Yeah, I'm falling asleep too. That's crazy.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 2: But guess it's not a sleep.
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 3: What was the.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 2: What was the nickname of the that he named, Matthew McConaughey.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 3: Something, the Warrior King? What uh? What does she nickname it?
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 3: She nicknames it something like you know, pee wee. And
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 3: he's like, no, it's got me. Crow the Warrior Yeah, Crow,
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 3: the Warrior King.
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 2: Crow the Warrior King. He's he's away, he's ready to go.
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 2: You out, Okay, you're a sleep.
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 3: And see Jill would love that reference because that's from
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 3: her favorite film, How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days,
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 3: So that will probably she'll love that. She'll laugh at
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 3: that one. Teddy for another girl, good one.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 5: Good one was going Clay from Cincinnati here, saw your
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 5: post about Valentine's Day. Got a bad gift story for
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 5: you guys. Just want to say thank you. First off,
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 5: got a four month old here, found the podcast a
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 5: couple months before he got here, So you guys have
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 5: helped me through a ton. Me and my fiance have
• 2:01:21
  Speaker 5: been together since high school. I was fourteen at the time.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 5: I had bought a Teddy Bear for her for Valentine's Day.
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 5: Well kind of, that's what she thought. I bought it
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 5: for the girl I was talking to before and never
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 5: gave it to her. So I was just sitting there
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 5: in the closet. So my fourteen year old brain, I thought,
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 5: this is a great idea.
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 3: Let's give it to her.
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 5: She gets it, loves it. A couple of years down
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 5: the road she finds out it wasn't originally for her. Good,
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 5: you know, let's bail out of that one. Still to
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 5: this day I hear about it. Twenty or twenty three
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 5: now whoops.
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 3: So yeah, been.
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 5: Together since twenty seventeen, going on nine years, married next year.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 5: A little four month old Geordie as happy as could be,
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 5: sitting here, smiling at me.
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 3: Talking to you guys. Now, thanks for all you guys
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 3: do Bye. I love that you say. It was twenty
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 3: fourteen when it happened, fourteen.
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 2: When it happened fourteen, But they're still together at twenty three.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh man, that is a fourteen year old male
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 3: mind at work right there. Oh, yeah, something left in
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 3: the closet. Why go buy a new one. Yeah, just
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 3: use this what I got the information. Oh dude, they
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 3: gotta go, they gotta go. I I in a similar vein.
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 3: I guess I was talking to someone at the time.
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 3: We weren't openly dating to the world at the time,
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 3: and she received flowers and was like, oh my gosh, like,
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 3: thank you so much for these sladers. I was I
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 3: didn't send them, and a part of me was like
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 3: I need to claim it, but I was like, I
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 3: didn't send those, and it was it was another shooter.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 3: It was very uh it was interesting. I was like,
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 3: you just.
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 2: Respond, I'm glad you're so happy.
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, yeah, I could have. I could have gone
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 3: with the Owen Wilson. You know. I actually sent those
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 3: flowers on behalf of me, so think Owen Wilson. But yeah, dude,
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 3: it was That's always awkward.
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 2: Not a good spot to be. Yeah.
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 3: Torona is one of our first I think, like our
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 3: first Valentine, so where the relationship wasn't defined. Uhh.
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 1: But she was at the house and she got me something,
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, I didn't get her anything. So I
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 1: didn't really know what to do. She didn't make it
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 1: seem like it was a big deal. Yeah, but it
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 1: eventually felt like a big deal. And I kind of
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 1: didn't know. That's that's almost that's.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 3: A slippery slope. That's the same thing, because it's like
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 3: I'm sitting there going, damn, I should have got flowers.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 3: I guess, like, what's first off, what's going on there? Secondly,
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 3: I should have done that, and they Oh, Villa and
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 3: I's first Valentine's was so botched. It was. It was
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 3: the worst Valentine's Day of all time. I know, we
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 3: have like a ton of voicemails to get through, but
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 3: I watched my very first Valentines with Jill. I still
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 3: wouldn't consider that first Valentine's or Valentine's the.
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 2: One where she got you a gift, because clearly I wasn't. Yeah, hey,
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 2: you know, that's a moment.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 3: There's a moment.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 2: But look at us now, yeah, look at us now, kiddos.
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, Uh, this is v day Daddy Daughter dance.
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 3: What's up? Boys?
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 12: Dylan from Cincinnati?
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 12: Driving Dylan from a Daddy Daughter Valentine's Day ballet class. Uh,
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 12: currently with my two year old in the back.
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 11: Uh.
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 12: Your boys gotten teary eyed after doing that kind of
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 12: class dancing with my little.
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 3: Girl, because it's crazy how fast it really does go.
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 12: And uh yeah, I just wanted to keep the mentality
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 12: of it is okay for the men to cry our
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 12: voice good talk.
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Danny boy, what a dad Crying's cool.
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 2: We've done it a couple of times already on this sude.
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 3: We have made Jared cry, We made Jered cry. I
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 3: wonder if Demon enjoyed, if he had fun being on
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 3: the pod.
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 2: I think so. He tells me he listens to it.
• 2:05:19
  Speaker 3: Let's go. He was texting.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 4: We were just texting last night and he was like, no,
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 4: I'm super excited. He's like, I just want to sit
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 4: in with you guys, and like hear it. So I
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 4: feel like obviously timing and stuff, but he had a
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 4: good time.
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 3: Good yeah, good good, good, good v day. Shout out
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 3: to wifey.
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 9: Hey, guys will sharn. Boys in the back. Just wanted
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 9: to say, what's up. My name is Mason. I just
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 9: had a beat or my wife and I just had
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 9: a baby boy one month ago today on the fifth,
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 9: and I can't describe how crazy it feels. But I
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 9: wanted to give a huge Valentine's Day shout out to
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 9: my wonderful wife and the mother of our child to say, hey,
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 9: you did such an amazing job. I can't believe we're
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 9: already one month in and our baby is so lucky
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 9: to have you. So happy Valentine's Day, I love you
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 9: so much, fellas. Thank you for all you do, keeping
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 9: me grinding through the trenches of late nights and helping
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 9: out as best as I can. I'm just getting back
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 9: from my first work trip away from the baby. I'll
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 9: get back later this afternoon. Good, but can't describe the
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 9: feeling and how excited I am to get home. But
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 9: I just wanted to give that shout out to her
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 9: milk team six.
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 3: You guys are the best. Love you fellas, Love you too,
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 3: Love you too. And what a move by him of Oh,
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 3: he was off at a work trip and I've been
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 3: all alone here in da Dad and honey, check out
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 3: this pot.
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 2: You check out the pot, check out the shout out.
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 2: What was his name?
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 3: Well stern boys and one of these hey guys, well,
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 3: I guess he didn't say, didn't say, he didn't say?
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 3: Once he shows her the shout out. These guys babies
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 3: what one month old? Uh huh, that's gonna be nice
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 3: and easy.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 2: That's uh so one month old?
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 8: Er?
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 2: About what four or five weeks in?
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And what's that that six week mark? There's something
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 3: there that is is it like.
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 1: Six weeks or eight weeks where they come off the
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 1: pup list? It's six eight physically unable to perform?
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it depends. It depends on how it seems
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 3: like she's still on the pup list. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 3: it depends how the baby was delivered, I believe, because
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 3: if it's a cesarean section like the it's a little
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 3: different then, like you want to say, Charle was like
• 2:07:49
  Speaker 3: eight weeks, okay, I think it was like six for Jill.
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 3: That what C stands for. I believe.
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, man, say that word again, cesarean.
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 3: It's a mesopota.
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what you're still in that.
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 1: Still in that phase of pup list ude, something like this,
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 1: like how you're gonna celebrate on Valentine's Day.
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 3: He's building that resume. She could put a bowl on top.
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 3: Mm hm. You know there's other options, right, it's Valentine's Day.
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 1: Just because one ride shut down doesn't mean we have
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 1: to shut down the whole park, right, baby.
• 2:08:40
  Speaker 3: Is what I want you should though, But on this podcast,
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 3: skip to this time, Cup, I'm gonna go just give
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 3: get that of your second, just give him a second
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 3: and then just come in just wearing a bow only
• 2:08:56
  Speaker 3: about what you want to do. I gotta give you, honey,
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 3: I love you God. Yeah, congratulations, congratulations.
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, wife, just in the middle of postpartum.
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 3: It's absolutely sick to your stomach, still getting met Like
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 3: four moles are everywhere, she said, having hold it down.
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 3: She hasn't been sleeping with the one month old. Hair
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 3: is everywhere. She's like in her bathroom. Just you know
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 3: SpongeBob and that uh that baby episode with Patrick he
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 3: comes home and you won't meet him. Suck you, that's
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 3: what you're asking me. And then phrasy like that, I said,
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 3: smoke my pipe. That is way different. That is much different.
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 3: But congratulations, Yeah, congratulation, slippery slip of a conversation. But
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 3: you never know, Yeah, you never know. There's always a
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 3: way that you can kind of you never know. You
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 3: never never know, you never know miss all the shots.
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 3: You don't you want me to top you off? Is
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 3: that what you and your little group chat say, give
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 3: me headtop. You need to playing that music like I
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 3: can't hear it. Hold your balls, give it. In a
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 3: work trip you're blaring give me headtop when you pull
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 3: into the driveway, like I don't notice. You don't listen
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 3: to that kind of garbage. Honey, Hey, oh you think
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna throw on Freakly? Oh God, never listen to freakingly.
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 3: Caunless your horny, honey, you never put it on honey
• 2:11:03
  Speaker 3: song Valentines.
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 13: Hey, boys, this really isn't a Valentine's Day story, but
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 13: I just.
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 3: I do want to pause really quick. We did put
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 3: out in our social media to make it easier for
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 3: Derek to find Valentine's Day stories. To start the voicemail
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 3: off by saying, Valentine's one guy followed the rules. I
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 3: got followed the rules a sicko.
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 13: I just want to wish a huge happy Valentine's Day
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 13: to my wife Beck. Just want to say, you know
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 13: when you know you found the one we met summer
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 13: of twenty thirteen and entered buds right away. I'm talking
• 2:11:37
  Speaker 13: this empty Sicico even laid a bit upside down for
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 13: a minute to make sure the amo hit the target.
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 13: Probably should have kept that one classified though. We've been
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 13: in the trenches for eleven years now, battling with our
• 2:11:50
  Speaker 13: two soldiers eleven and two and a half years old,
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 13: and couldn't be happier. Every day I sit back and think,
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 13: how do I get so lucky? From buds in twenty
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 13: thirteen to living in Australia for our first birth aka
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 13: D Day, to getting the entire family back to the States,
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 13: to our second D day a couple of years ago.
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 13: This woman is my world and such a gangster and
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 13: I hope she knows it much. Loved boys, and keep
• 2:12:20
  Speaker 13: fighting the good fight for us.
• 2:12:22
  Speaker 2: Dance love y'all, Love you too.
• 2:12:25
  Speaker 3: Hey, that's an empty sicho. Dude hitting the wall the
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 3: wall stand Yeah, to make sure.
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 2: Oh side down.
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've heard that. That is a rumor. By the way,
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's true.
• 2:12:40
  Speaker 1: I think every parent has come across this type of lord.
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, this is the reality.
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 3: I'm a believer in that kind of lord. Like I
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 3: am no expert. Who's the guest always comes on that
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 3: says how to make a boy? The guy that came
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 3: on busting and he was like, this is how you
• 2:12:58
  Speaker 3: make a boy. Dude to left, to the right. Oh uh,
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 3: Randall Cobb, Randall Cobb. I can't like. I don't know.
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 3: I just believe in that stuff.
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 2: One in the middle. Let a drizzle in the middle.
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 2: Let a drizzle.
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You eat a lot of acidic food,
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be a girl. You eat a lot of
• 2:13:13
  Speaker 3: bass foods, there'll be a boy. You hold the legs
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 3: up to the tummy. You know you have the word
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 3: for thirty minutes. I'm you know you don't want raw.
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 2: You're in the wrong show. Yeah, dude, you know what
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want somebody to go, well, actually it
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 3: says you're on track ebt. Yeah, I don't care. Hey,
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 3: I's ruining everything. Let's do another, do another voicemail? Did
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 3: you say one more? Last one? Yeah?
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, last one?
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 14: Hey heard you boys needed some Valentine's Day stories. Yes, sir,
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 14: my name is Josh from Jefferson City, Tennessee, and Valentine's
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 14: Day twenty twenty five changed.
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 3: My life forever.
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 14: It's good just today that I officially joined Papatine. My
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 14: little man, Elliott is turning one on February the fourteenth.
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 14: I'm sad about how fast that this first year is gone,
• 2:14:10
  Speaker 14: but I'm really proud of the boy that he's becoming.
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 14: You know, his personality is really starting to shine. He's
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 14: just he's the funniest, silliest little dude.
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 14: My wife and I are also high school sweethearts, so
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 14: this year will be our twelfth Valentine's Day together. So
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 14: last year was wildly different experience from the previous ones.
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 14: But you know, this day will never exactly be the
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 14: same again, but I'm glad that it happened this way.
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 3: Elliott is the best of both of.
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 14: Us, so him coming on Valentine's Day is just a
• 2:14:43
  Speaker 14: perfect representation of that. I wouldn't change the thing about
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 14: that if I had the chance to. Oh and sure,
• 2:14:50
  Speaker 14: I'm afraid I didn't get my couch badge either.
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 3: In both the.
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 14: Delivery room and on the mother baby unit they moved
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 14: us to after After the delivery, I had a chair
• 2:14:59
  Speaker 14: that pulled out out. It basically made a small bed.
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 14: Man I slept like a king.
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 14: But Valentine's Day to my beautiful wife, Mikayla, and a
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 14: happy first birthday to my son Elliott. Thank you fellas
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 14: for taking the time to listen and go big Orange.
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 3: Hey, come home God, Chef, don't you just love love?
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 3: I love love. Chef would have loved that member of
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 3: cheer Force. One. Shout out Josh, shout out Mikayla, his Wifey,
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 3: It's just this story again. I love love, I love love,
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 3: and I love the high school sweetheart stuff. Yeah, just
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 3: hearing mom or dadd either one just talk, you know,
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 3: shut out their other, shut out being a parent. Jill's
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 3: friend Lauren, that's here in town, their high school sweethearts,
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 3: her husband and her I love hearing stories like that, dude,
• 2:15:56
  Speaker 3: cause it is kind of funny just how people, you know,
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 3: dads and moms out there, they're not to be here forever.
• 2:16:01
  Speaker 3: You're being so dramatic about it. And the fact that
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 3: like people find love at that age or like emotionally
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 3: mature enough to be like, no, I want to be
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 3: with this person. I want to develop, like the love
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 3: to grow in our relationship, to grow. It blows my
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 3: mind because me at eighteen, yeah, I mean, lord, the
• 2:16:21
  Speaker 3: rarity of those things actually happening. Yes, again, our brains
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 3: like aren't fully developed until what close to thirty or
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 3: maybe thirty. It's still working on it. Yeah, still work.
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 2: I'm still developing. My brain's still developing.
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 3: I'm throwing my boxes into other people's dumpsters and they're
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 3: getting left in my driveway. I'm thirty two years old.
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 3: I'm a man, I'm an adult. That's really cool. Yeah,
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 3: Gbo Man, Gbo, go big Orange. Eliot his son shout
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 3: out Elliott.
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 4: We'll say too. We had a huge number of callings
• 2:16:58
  Speaker 4: for it. It was tough to narrow it down, so
• 2:17:00
  Speaker 4: thank you to everybody in PT six that did call
• 2:17:02
  Speaker 4: in or send us an email in.
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 3: It was tough to narrow down, but we had a
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 3: lot of submissions. And the DA moment right there, a
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 3: few people are hitting their steering wheel, like, damn it, God,
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 3: they're done. I thought my story was good. I thought
• 2:17:15
  Speaker 3: it was good, and it probably was. Yeah, yeah, it
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 3: probably was. We have to clear that phone still, how
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 3: often do you clear that phone weekly? At this point?
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 4: That's christ that skit that we sent you guys, well
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 4: it storage maxed out like four times just shooting those videos,
• 2:17:32
  Speaker 4: just voicemails, texts and emails.
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 3: On that phone or crazy.
• 2:17:35
  Speaker 2: That's nuts.
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 3: Shut up PT six and EMT six in Empty six.
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 3: It just boys being boys, just having a little fun, dude,
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 3: I got some I got an email here.
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 1: Let's dive into some emails. I got one from Cody Boys.
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 1: Cody here. My wife Caitlin and I were just in
• 2:17:53
  Speaker 1: Knoxville last week for our IVF transfer. Baby expected in October.
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 1: It's been a long journey getting to this point. We
• 2:17:59
  Speaker 1: had did embryos to start our family and we can't wait.
• 2:18:03
  Speaker 1: It's still early. We're sending up a lot of prayers
• 2:18:06
  Speaker 1: for positive results, but we're very hopeful and excited. Thank
• 2:18:09
  Speaker 1: you all for what you guys do and keep and
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 1: keeping us looking forward to every Wednesday. Hashtag ptsikos, hashtag
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 1: GBR Cody Caitlin.
• 2:18:19
  Speaker 2: Good luck, good luck, good luck?
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 3: Man? I do.
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 2: I hope everything goes well. I hope everything comes back positive.
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 1: It's like you're sitting there at all times having a
• 2:18:28
  Speaker 1: lot of optimism but also a lot of mixed with
• 2:18:30
  Speaker 1: anxiety at the same time, or the fear of it
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 1: not working out and use you. So you get nervous
• 2:18:36
  Speaker 1: to be so opt like to be so to have
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 1: so much optimism, and then you're like, man, do I
• 2:18:44
  Speaker 1: need to temper my expectations because if it doesn't happen
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 1: and it crushes us like am I you know? Is
• 2:18:49
  Speaker 1: my emotional it's my emotional level like ready for that?
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 1: And then it's like, oh man, why not be excited
• 2:18:54
  Speaker 1: about this? It is an exciting time in alive. It's
• 2:18:56
  Speaker 1: such like a mental pretzel going through like a fertility journey.
• 2:19:00
  Speaker 1: If it doesn't happen for you naturally, but good luck,
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 1: good luck to both you, and good luck to you
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 1: and Klen go big red Valentine's.
• 2:19:09
  Speaker 3: Valentine's Day, I have one from Sean Bingham. How's it going? Boys?
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 3: Back when my wife and I first started dating in college,
• 2:19:18
  Speaker 3: we were going to go out to eat, but decided
• 2:19:20
  Speaker 3: to go to Taco Bell instead because we were in
• 2:19:23
  Speaker 3: a hurry with classes. Wife was not happy when we
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 3: went to Taco Bell. It took a while to build
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 3: my brownie points back up. Fast forward a year and
• 2:19:33
  Speaker 3: we decided we are going to go somewhere nice to eat.
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 3: Of course, being in college, red Lobster was considered nice. Lol.
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 3: In Olive Garden, Hey, come on, come on, I can
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 3: mess with both of those. I'll back come on. Went
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 3: to Red Lobster. It was snowing, freezing cold outside, and
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 3: I was told there is a two hour wait because
• 2:19:52
  Speaker 3: being an idiot, I didn't make a reservation. We were
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 3: waiting by the door, freezing when, being the chatty I
• 2:20:00
  Speaker 3: am started talking with the other couple about the most
• 2:20:03
  Speaker 3: random things, trying to pass the time by and trying
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 3: to keep our sanity. We ended up getting a table
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 3: and went all out appetizers, drinks, most expensive things on
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 3: the menu. When it came time to get our bill,
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 3: our waitress came up and said our bill was paid for.
• 2:20:17
  Speaker 3: We instantly started going what this only happens in movies?
• 2:20:23
  Speaker 3: Looked around the waiting room and the couple we talked
• 2:20:25
  Speaker 3: with while we were waiting raised their glasses and gave
• 2:20:28
  Speaker 3: us a toast. What a way to celebrate Valentine's Day
• 2:20:31
  Speaker 3: after going to Taco Bell the year before moved on
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 3: up in the world. Good reminder to pay it forward
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 3: and bless those around you. Cheers and happy Valentine's Day.
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 3: PT six loved the podcast and it is a favorite
• 2:20:42
  Speaker 3: of mine to listen to you while doing chores around
• 2:20:44
  Speaker 3: the house to keep Milk Team six happy. Thanks for
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 3: all the tips and laughter over the last couple of months. Sean,
• 2:20:52
  Speaker 3: You're doing the Sean, You're doing the dishes right now
• 2:20:55
  Speaker 3: to keep that empty six happy. And I hope you
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 3: got a little smile on your face because you have
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 3: Valentine's Day legend.
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 1: Legend love that story, got their dinner paid for.
• 2:21:05
  Speaker 3: That's sick. A couple that they were talking with, that's sick.
• 2:21:08
  Speaker 3: I've only had that happen one time, and it was
• 2:21:11
  Speaker 3: my aunt Shannon was in the restaurant. I did not
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 3: know that. Shout out my aunt Shannon, and I was
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, Jill and I both were like, what the hell,
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 3: Like why what? And I saw, you know, I just
• 2:21:23
  Speaker 3: scanned the room and I saw her looking over and
• 2:21:25
  Speaker 3: smiling at me, and I was like, let's raise the glass,
• 2:21:27
  Speaker 3: let's go. You're unreal.
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 2: I got one here from Chris McKee.
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  Speaker 3: This is Chris.
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  Speaker 2: This is Chris McKee.
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  Speaker 3: Get ready he bringing a heat.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, guys. I love the podcast so much. It has
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  Speaker 1: truly become can't miss listening to me and sometimes with
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 1: my son when I'm at work or in the car
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  Speaker 1: with him. Keep up the amazing work. My funny story
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  Speaker 1: is from Valentine's twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 3: It was a.
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  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day during the middle of the week, so me
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  Speaker 1: my son or am I soon to be wife had
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  Speaker 1: agreed that we would do Valentine's on the weekend after
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  Speaker 1: she was and still is, a barber in cool Spring.
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  Speaker 2: Shameless plug.
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  Speaker 3: Come on.
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  Speaker 2: I met her when she was done with work and
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  Speaker 2: I got some energy drinks to charge up for the evening. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you did buddy them gas station bills too.
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  Speaker 1: We were turning out of the parking lot to go
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  Speaker 1: to the gas station to fill up her car.
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  Speaker 2: On the parkway.
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  Speaker 3: Corothers car others, Corrothers.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go with Corrothers. Corrothers.
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  Speaker 1: Parkway has a median, so she pulls into the center
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  Speaker 1: to get across the street. I look up and see
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  Speaker 1: her brake lights come off and start my turn to
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  Speaker 1: pull out. Someone at the last second cuts her off.
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  Speaker 1: In this particular brain of energy drink I had started
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  Speaker 1: to rattle around in the cup holder. I proceeded to
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  Speaker 1: rear in my wife's car. No kicker here is the
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  Speaker 1: day after is the day after New Year's we found
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  Speaker 1: out that we were expecting our second child, our son.
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  Speaker 1: We pull across the street to the gas station. Her
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  Speaker 1: car was smashed and so was mine. Good We call
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  Speaker 1: the police to report the incident. The first copp responds,
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  Speaker 1: and he has a great sense of humor. He asked
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  Speaker 1: what happened and proceeded to jokingly pull out the handcuffs.
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  Speaker 1: My first lesson as a husband to be we leave
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  Speaker 1: my car and take her car to dinner. She was
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  Speaker 1: not gonna be denied her steak and dessert.
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  Speaker 3: Boys.
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  Speaker 1: Two years later, I'm still embarrassed by it, but it
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  Speaker 1: was a funny and expensive lesson, even in the chaos.
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  Speaker 1: Go get the steak and go love on your spouse.
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  Speaker 3: No love on her. Hey, shout out, cool springs, PD. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: that's all time. Yeah, he hit you? What happened?
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  Speaker 1: All right, buddy, turn around, spread him and this is
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  Speaker 1: your husb.
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  Speaker 3: Play the taser a little bit. Oh my god, dude,
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  Speaker 3: that's hilarious. Wesley Murray said. Fellas we all know, Valentine's
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  Speaker 3: Day comes with one non negotiable take care of the wife.
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  Speaker 3: That standard, that's standard issue. But if you're a girl, dad,
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  Speaker 3: you've got double booty, triple duty in your case. Valentine's
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  Speaker 3: Day isn't just about romance. It's about raising the bar
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  Speaker 3: for every future boyfriend, fiance, and husband who's gonna have
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  Speaker 3: to measure up one day. That's why every year I
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  Speaker 3: take my daughter on her own Valentine's Day Day. Nothing fancy,
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  Speaker 3: nothing stressful, just something that week where it's all about her.
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  Speaker 3: We get dressed up, I bring her flowers and a
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  Speaker 3: little gift, and we head to her favorite place to eat,
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  Speaker 3: and of course we finished wrong with the cookie from
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  Speaker 3: the mall, because that's our thing. These little traditions matter.
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  Speaker 3: My daughter is the light of my life, and I
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  Speaker 3: want her to grow up knowing exactly how she deserves
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  Speaker 3: to be treated, with respect, effort and genuine care. And yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I prayed that one day she finds a man who's
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  Speaker 3: twice as good to her as I am, which means
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  Speaker 3: that poor guy has some work to do. Girl, Dads,
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  Speaker 3: this is your reminder Valentine's Day isn't just for your partner.
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  Speaker 3: It's a chance to model love, confidence in stand for
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  Speaker 3: your daughter. I love that one that I love that Wesley,
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  Speaker 3: well done.
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  Speaker 2: It's gotta be fired up to do a little date
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  Speaker 2: with Rue.
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  Speaker 3: Oh dude, I cannot wait. I'm thinking of doing Chick
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  Speaker 3: fil A with UH with Scarlett, Yeah, because Jill works Valentine,
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  Speaker 3: So we're gonna do a belated Valentine. Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 3: think I'm gonna take her to Chick fil a shed
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  Speaker 3: get a little mac and cheese. You taste a.
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  Speaker 2: Couple more, A couple more, A couple more, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Thomas Perkins, Hey, my name is Thomas, and y'all said
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  Speaker 1: to write in with Valentine's Day stories, But boys, I
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  Speaker 1: need help. My wife is currently pregnant with our first child.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't care for Valentine's Day, never has, but every
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  Speaker 1: year I always do something special for her just because well,
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  Speaker 1: this year she will be twenty eight weeks pregnant at
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  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, and as y'all refer to it, getting close
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  Speaker 1: to being in the trenches. I just need some help
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  Speaker 1: on what to do this year that won't h that
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  Speaker 1: won't send her into an irritated mood, and where my
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  Speaker 1: chewing isn't too loud or breathing isn't too bothersome. She
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  Speaker 1: hates all food except what she's craving at that exact moment.
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  Speaker 1: Any ideas would be great, Thank you, And the show
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  Speaker 1: is great.
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  Speaker 3: Thomas bro Thomas is so dialed in right now, He's
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  Speaker 3: dialed in right now. Just the added detail, the crunching
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  Speaker 3: the fish yeah, breathing a little too loud. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 3: I exist. I forgot. I'm so sorry about that, honey,
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  Speaker 3: I'll stop existing.
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  Speaker 1: What game would you give him? I'm thinking just icebreaker.
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  Speaker 1: You just get her favorite meal. If she doesn't want
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  Speaker 1: to go out, that's fine. She's twenty eight weeks pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe she truly doesn't want to. Like it'd be, you'd
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  Speaker 1: be doing too much. Yeah, I don't blame I don't
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  Speaker 1: blame it at all. But you still want to do
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  Speaker 1: something special. So whatever it is, whether it's flowers or
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  Speaker 1: favorite meal, whatever it is, maybe you bring it home
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  Speaker 1: and you break the ice by like the irritations going on. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I got this meal for you. I set up your
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  Speaker 1: own little area. All of it you're gonna enjoy. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna sit over here in the corner. Why are you
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  Speaker 1: sitting over the course? So I don't want to herritate you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to piss you off. This day is
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  Speaker 1: all about you.
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  Speaker 3: It's all about you.
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  Speaker 2: It's all about you.
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  Speaker 3: Foot rubs mandatory due because you know the fluids at
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  Speaker 3: week you know twenty eight I mean that's yeah, foot rubs.
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  Speaker 3: Non negotiation.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you make a little coupon book, A little coupon book.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The dinners and the dinners are non negotiable. And the
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  Speaker 1: gift for Valentine's Day is a little uh a coupon
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  Speaker 1: book that you make on your own rub back massage order.
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  Speaker 1: You know, she probably already has a pregnancy.
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  Speaker 3: One last class of water, even though I'm already in bed.
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  Speaker 1: When you asked me, what do you want me to
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  Speaker 1: get overnighted right now from Amazon?
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  Speaker 3: One free? Take all the boxes a random dumpster. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the other cherry on top that I would say, did
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  Speaker 3: they say twenty eight weeks with the girl? Did they
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  Speaker 3: say girl? Twenty eight we explaining it pregnant with our
• 2:28:01
  Speaker 3: first child? Baby girl, baby boy, baby girl. Let's say
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  Speaker 3: damn if it is a girl, or if you don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Could get a little Valentine's Day outfit boy or girl
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  Speaker 3: at Target, probably for super cheap. They won't be sold
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  Speaker 3: out on those, and get it a year sized like
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  Speaker 3: get it for you know whatever that would what would
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  Speaker 3: it's like, nine to twelve would probably be a safe range.
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  Speaker 3: Get a little nine to twelve size Valentine's thing and
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  Speaker 3: be like for a little baby next year, you get
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  Speaker 3: to put some fun with that little coupon book. Dude.
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  Speaker 3: The coupon book is that's a dad hack for anniversary birthday,
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  Speaker 3: blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: That's a hubby hack.
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  Speaker 3: And if you draw it out, like hand draw it
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  Speaker 3: and put the little dots like they're supposed to cut
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  Speaker 3: it out and shit, get cute with it. Dude.
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  Speaker 4: That's sneak a couple of shockwaved ones and there I'll
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  Speaker 4: use them all at once, honey.
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  Speaker 3: Oops, see, honey, there's twenty of these. That's say shockwave. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's like every other one. Yeah, just a little asterisk
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  Speaker 3: at the bottom, like in small print under coupon.
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  Speaker 2: Once used, shockwave is expected.
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  Speaker 3: Can be used in the car, in the living room,
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  Speaker 3: in the bedroom, maybe outside in the backyard where the
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  Speaker 3: fences are tall enough that they really anywhere you want
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  Speaker 3: to use this, You can use it anywhere. There's no rules,
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  Speaker 3: you know. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: You just put shockwave expected when coupon is being used.
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  Speaker 1: So whatever mama wants, whatever, Just like foot Row, I
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  Speaker 1: got you. It's thirty minute foot row. Did you read
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  Speaker 1: the fine print on the.
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  Speaker 3: Bottom astrisk with the shockwave? They really are no rules
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  Speaker 3: now that I think about it, and it really.
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  Speaker 2: Shockwave at play one requested.
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  Speaker 3: I'll do it right then and there. Oh God, Zachary
• 2:30:01
  Speaker 3: Perne Ronnie Boys. A few years back, I found myself
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  Speaker 3: in the trenches of doom by screwing up Valentine's Day.
• 2:30:10
  Speaker 3: I was in a softball league and always were never good.
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  Speaker 3: But this year we made it to the ship and
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  Speaker 3: of course the game was on V Day. Wife's wife.
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  Speaker 3: He was quote unquote cool with it and even came
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  Speaker 3: to support, but afterward words of us not even winning.
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  Speaker 3: I took the wifey to arby Ooh, dude, Arby's. Oh, Zachary,
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  Speaker 3: I gotta stop. I gotta stop right there, dude. We
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  Speaker 3: could have at least done sonic chili chilli geez, we
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  Speaker 3: got the meats. Arpys is wild, Arby's is wild. I
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  Speaker 3: took the wife to Arby's and the and the manager
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  Speaker 3: looks at me and goes, this is your romantic choice.
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  Speaker 3: Even the managers on it, like, buddy, Arby's, the fuck
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  Speaker 3: are you doing it here? She's just around the dinner time.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody walks up, the fuck are you guys doing it here?
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  Speaker 10: Dude?
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  Speaker 3: It's February fourteenth, Like literally, what are you doing here.
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  Speaker 3: We shouldn't be people like you that can't allow us
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  Speaker 3: to be closed. To tell my manager all week, we
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  Speaker 3: need to be closed on Valentine's saying nobody's coming through.
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  Speaker 3: Doug eats Arby's, Nobody's coming, and then Zachary Borne comes walking.
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  Speaker 3: What Doug, fuck you? What do you want? Go ahead?
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  Speaker 3: Oh slice beeed brisket. Great choice, Doug. The apple turnover
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  Speaker 3: is on me for the beautiful lady followed up the manager.
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  Speaker 3: Well done manager. To this day, I will never not
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  Speaker 3: hear about it from her, her friends and her family.
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  Speaker 3: Husband hacked. Don't go to Arby's on the time's day.
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  Speaker 3: That's a great dad act. Safe to say your boy
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  Speaker 3: didn't get lucky that day. That's Zachary yell.
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  Speaker 1: Boys want some game, man, don't take your girl to
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  Speaker 1: Arby's all Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 3: That's free game. That's maybe the best advice has ever
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  Speaker 3: come from this show. Truly, if if we could teach
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  Speaker 3: the public anything, just Arby's probably isn't. And dads need
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  Speaker 3: to hear that. Us men, we do need to hear.
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  Speaker 3: We need to be reminded of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Like that because you gotta save the next generation. You
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  Speaker 1: do those mistakes feed that idea.
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  Speaker 3: And sometimes you'll have an egg that's a bad idea,
• 2:32:30
  Speaker 3: that's go to Arby's on Valancie say, don't feed that ogg.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta crack that egg. You gotta crack that egg.
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  Speaker 1: Let it spoil so bad egg. People are laughing at
• 2:32:43
  Speaker 1: you for a reason. And those people laughing are right.
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  Speaker 3: Bro Arb. Like even seeing the sign in my head,
• 2:32:50
  Speaker 3: like on Valentine's Day, like driving up and seeing that
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 3: hat with Arby's written over it just makes me laugh. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: poor we loves. I know we've been going for a
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  Speaker 3: really long time.
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  Speaker 2: Good sold, good sod, good sold.
• 2:33:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what were you about to do? I have a
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  Speaker 3: Dan Gable quote. Oh, if we got to hit the
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  Speaker 3: non negotiables, I'll go ahead this one. I switched it
• 2:33:18
  Speaker 3: up a little bit. Will I went and listened to
• 2:33:20
  Speaker 3: Dan Gables episode on the Joe Rogan experienced Good Sold
• 2:33:25
  Speaker 3: back in twenty twenty four, and he had a great
• 2:33:27
  Speaker 3: quote here, and I was thinking of, like how something
• 2:33:30
  Speaker 3: that could be applied to kids. He said, you know,
• 2:33:34
  Speaker 3: sometimes you give a kid a break or two and
• 2:33:37
  Speaker 3: it comes back to hunt. Yeah. It became kind of
• 2:33:40
  Speaker 3: a ritual for me to go leave home about eleven
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  Speaker 3: thirty every night and go to downtown Iowa City to
• 2:33:46
  Speaker 3: walk into bars to see where some of the guys
• 2:33:48
  Speaker 3: were at, try and get them home. And you know,
• 2:33:51
  Speaker 3: that probably wasn't the right way to go about things.
• 2:33:53
  Speaker 3: I should have had them where I didn't have to
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  Speaker 3: do that. But you know, you went a lot and
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 3: you start the you can cut corners. That's honestly how
• 2:34:02
  Speaker 3: I lost my last match, which is a whole other story.
• 2:34:06
  Speaker 3: Dan Gable, Joe broken experience. Don't cut corners, don't cut
• 2:34:13
  Speaker 3: too much, slacker, else you'll be in Iowa City picking
• 2:34:15
  Speaker 3: up your wrestlers.
• 2:34:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, picking up your kids.
• 2:34:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 2:34:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're trying to rebel too hard on them.
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  Speaker 2: I got a dan Gable one right here.
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  Speaker 3: I shoot, I score, he shoots, I score, Boom, dan Gabe.
• 2:34:34
  Speaker 3: Dan Gable said that, Now I got a bunch.
• 2:34:41
  Speaker 15: I think sure read that last week, but Dan Gable
• 2:34:47
  Speaker 15: said it. He said that, he did say that quote.
• 2:34:54
  Speaker 15: Yeah it's a good one.
• 2:34:57
  Speaker 2: Let's find another one.
• 2:34:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get to get another one. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Always remember the pain of defeat. Yeah, and never let
• 2:35:06
  Speaker 1: it happen again.
• 2:35:09
  Speaker 3: Take the trash out, man, Thank you for listening. Man,
• 2:35:14
  Speaker 3: the pain of defeat, and never let it happen again again.
• 2:35:19
  Speaker 3: Remember what it felt like to walk into that Arby's
• 2:35:21
  Speaker 3: and that manager look at you and go, you fucking
• 2:35:24
  Speaker 3: for real right now? Guy?
• 2:35:27
  Speaker 1: The pain my man endured when Shockwave was off the
• 2:35:31
  Speaker 1: table because he took her to a nice steakhouse and
• 2:35:35
  Speaker 1: she got sick. Remember that pain, and never make that mistake,
• 2:35:40
  Speaker 1: nor let it ever happen again.
• 2:35:43
  Speaker 3: Remember that pain when you leaned over to ask about
• 2:35:45
  Speaker 3: shot Wave and she said, not a chance, because my
• 2:35:49
  Speaker 3: stomach is about to explode with Arby's curly fries because
• 2:35:53
  Speaker 3: that's about the only thing on the menu were ordering.
• 2:35:57
  Speaker 3: And then refer back to the quote that's been double
• 2:35:59
  Speaker 3: quote in the last two weeks. When she does you know,
• 2:36:06
  Speaker 3: and she shoots her shot, you score. But then when
• 2:36:10
  Speaker 3: you shoot your shot, you score, Dan Gable.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone, Happy Valentine's Day.
• 2:36:17
  Speaker 3: Happy Valentine's Day. Drop a heart would be too easy,
• 2:36:23
  Speaker 3: some flowers. Yeah, actually, drop a big old steak for Arby's.
• 2:36:29
  Speaker 3: Drop a big old steak emoji.
• 2:36:32
  Speaker 2: Uh, put a ribbon on it and put a ribbon.
• 2:36:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh that the meat with the ribbon. Armies ribbons,
• 2:36:41
  Speaker 3: Hapy Valentine's day, Come.
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  Speaker 2: On, love you guys. Bet six oh