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TWR Wednesday | Super Bowl Blunders & The Jerky Boys · The Whitfield Report

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  The motor of human progress.
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  Now broadcasting from the Right to Offend media studios in sunny
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  South Florida, bringing you the latest in politics, current
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  events, art and pop culture. This is the Whitfield Report
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  live with Sam Whitfield. But giving offense is good.
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  In fact, it's essential. Giving offense is essential,
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  ladies and gentlemen, and apparently we're offending
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  everyone tonight. No one is safe from getting
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  offended. Let's go.
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  So good evening. And I, I think Max is, I think,
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  I think you're muted, brother. What?
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  Are you doing with Max? I can, I can, I can see his
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  mouth moving. Yeah.
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  Anyway, welcome to the show. I've got a book coming out on
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  March 10th. You can pre-order American
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  Inferno and yeah, we've got topics tonight more.
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  How was your Super Bowl Sunday, Sir?
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  I spent doing nothing related to the Super Bowl I was giving.
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  Rumble Studio. Sorry Morpheus, I am so sorry.
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  Rumble Studio needs to stop switching my audio input
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  randomly when I'm not even near my keyboard, mouse or computer.
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  Go ahead, Sam. Yeah, No, that would, that would
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  be a good. That would be a good.
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  Start. That would be a good start.
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  Rumble that they, they did this, they did the same thing to me
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  during the intro, actually. So I've actually got a few bones
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  to pick with Rumble actually. And so we have a couple of
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  topics we have. Well, first Max has I think
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  something how, how are you doing tonight, Sir?
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  Oh, I'm lovely, Sam. I had jury duty this.
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  Weekend fun, yeah. So like, I they wouldn't let me
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  switch it to the town where I live and they didn't want me to
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  switch it to the town that I can easily get to.
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  Like, no problem. It has to be the town of the
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  three involved that's the furthest away and that doesn't
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  have public transport that goes from here to there that now I
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  had a ride. Except as I've pointed out on
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  the show, my mother-in-law crashed her fucking car like a
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  retard on New Year's. So scrambling to get a ride for
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  this, you know, because it's jury duty, it's important and
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  shit, I'm like, all right, I have to go to.
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  So I've said there's three towns, right?
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  I got to take a bus from my town to town B to then walk to town C
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  and I would have to do that the day before on accounting.
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  You want to be there for 8:00 in the morning and the bus only
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  runs at like 6:00 PM at the latest, right?
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  Yeah, right. Public.
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  Public trying to do suck like that.
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  And what the OK, Seriously, rumble.
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  What the fuck? What the fuck, Rumble.
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  On that note, the Super Bowl halftime show.
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  Both of them were equally strange, from what I've heard.
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  I did not want I did not watch the I did now.
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  OK I want to clarify something. First off, I did not watch the
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  Super Bowl and I said I wasn't going to watch super the Super
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  Bowl. I finished American Inferno
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  Sunday night, which you can pre-order on Amazon now, And I
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  bought a pizza. A large pizza, by the way, and I
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  half of it all by myself, like a glutton.
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  I approve. And then I played Red Dead
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  Redemption 2, which I know is a game from 2018, but Morpheus?
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  Did yeah, Morpheus was playing the game for 2015 the The
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  Witcher 3. Because of course.
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  Because I I need to replay it in case the expansion actually
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  happens. Yes.
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  So I did not. I did not watch either halftime
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  show either, because everyone, anyone who knows me knows that.
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  Like am I back, Sam? Yes, yes, you are back.
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  So anyone who anyone who knows my tastes and Max will make fun
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  of me for those. I'm like a classic rock kind of
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  boomer guy. Oh, I know you're a boomer, Sam.
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  Go on. And, well, you.
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  You may be more more boomer than me, Sam.
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  I like, well, I like, I like heavy.
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  I like metal too, and I like alternative bands, none of which
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  are corpo enough for the Super Bowl.
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  So like, contrary to what the Cairns on Facebook were saying,
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  I don't like that. I don't.
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  I don't like Bad Bunny not because he's not because he's
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  Puerto Rican or because he's bisexual or whatever.
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  As someone who went to college with a bunch of Puerto Ricans, I
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  could care less about that. I just nobody knows who Bad
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  Bunny is other than my. Hold on, I care about that
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  second one. So he's a, he's a, he's a
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  homosexual man that's I'm not a big fan of.
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  Well, I'm not, I'm not in Canada either, but I like.
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  What I was saying before we got on the show, Sam, most of the
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  Puerto Ricans I know don't listen to Bad Bunny.
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  That's probably why, because they're all Catholic, right?
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  And he talks about a lot of like sex stuff and like butt stuff.
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  Especially he, he was singing about butt stuff at the Super
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  Bowl. It's just that even the Spanish
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  speakers don't understand on a count.
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  He's got like a lisp and an accent.
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  Yeah. Even in Spanish they're like,
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  what accent is that? He's a little bit of a downy or
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  something, I don't know. Well, no, you're, you're not,
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  you're not wrong because I actually, I don't know.
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  I don't know. I don't know Spanish very
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  fluently. I like I'd also I, I actually
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  asked my, my Puerto Rican friends like are, are people
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  overreacting to this or like what?
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  And they were like, no, people are not overacting.
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  But it's not that we can't even understand what he's saying
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  because he was like, he was like mumble rapping in Spanish.
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  So yeah, yeah, like I listen to like tons.
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  First of all, I've notable, I've been watching AAA and doing
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  reviews since before any of it was in English right on my
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  channel with my wife because we watch that and I translate it
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  for her. I like Spanish music.
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  I, I speak a little because like, I grew up around tons of
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  Puerto Ricans in the area. And that's the thing, one thing
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  a lot of people, let's let's clear this up.
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  Puerto Ricans are American. It's part of America.
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  They're American citizens. Stop saying stupid things.
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  Yeah. Can we all agree on that?
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  Now, tangential to that, Bad Bunny has political positions
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  where he is against the ICE deportations and things.
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  So that's why he wanted to represent Hispanic generally or
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  Latin pride, because he made sure to get all the flags of
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  other countries in there as well, not just the port.
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  If it was just, hey, Puerto Rico's awesome, that might be
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  one thing, but he made it very overtly political.
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  Which it which is very interesting because because
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  again, most of the most of the most of the Latino people I know
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  also very pro like you got to come here legally, bro.
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  Dude, I got I got friends that are like my uncle he he got
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  deported sixth time and he fucking loves Trump.
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  Like I don't think they understand how conservative some
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  Puerto Rican guys are. But other Mexicans.
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  But Mexicans tend to be more conservative than say,
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  Guatemalans. People don't even know that
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  there's a difference, right? No, and I the the the Co, the Co
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  founder of my of my young Americans for Liberty chapter,
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  Thomas Guatemalan very pro, you know.
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  Right. Talk about conservative
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  generally, right? Oh yeah, no, no, if you even if
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  you've been like, if you've been like if you even speak like mild
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  liberalism in the household, like you're going to get your
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  ass diss out. That's how much they hate like
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  socialism. My granddad loved being in
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  South. Florida towards.
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  The end of his life because he got along so well with the Cuban
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  community on account of he also hated Castro with every fiber of
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  his fucking being. Yeah.
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  And communism. And so he made a lot of good
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  friends down there. We go, we get we get Cuban
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  sandwiches down at this one little joint.
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  I don't want to even dox it, but it was a great it's probably
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  gone right. It's a great place down in Fort
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  Lauderdale that they had these awesome Cuban sandwiches and
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  everybody be like, yo, Bob, what's up?
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  Hey, like he was like the low. He was just this crazy old white
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  guy with no teeth walks in and he's the hero of the place
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  because he's like, yeah, fuck communism.
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  Fuck Castro. No.
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  And Jesus above all. Yeah, the the the folks, the
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  folks who run the Cuban restaurant near me, some of them
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  actually listen to the show. So shout out, shout out guys,
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  and I'll, I'll be coming in soon for a, for a Cuban Sammy.
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  One to send to me because I can't get a proper one up here
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  no more. There was one Cuban joint in my
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  town because it was an old Cuban guy that just moved up here and
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  he liked it and he retired. So where am I going to get a
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  proper Cuban sandwich? Put, yeah, put it, put it on dry
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  ice and send it to Max. So, so yeah, I mean.
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  I'll I'll grill it myself. You just got to put the
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  component pieces to get to fuck. It with you?
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  Yeah. They are delicious.
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  Sam, the Cuban sandwich is an underrated and it's and it's an
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  American. It's a Cuban American dish, not
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  a Cuban Cuban dish. It it really it really Yes.
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  And it really is an underrated dish too.
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  So OK, so the bad the Bad Bunny show was I.
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  Think we just proved though that you're not racist against Puerto
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  Ricans just because you didn't like Bad Bunny.
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  Yeah, that we've proven that. Also Kid Rock, though like that
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  show, was equally as cringy as we predicted.
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  So OK, big fan of Kid Rock. Dude used to have what the kids
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  call Aura for days, right? Like yeah I saw him at Woodstock
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  99. That shit is off the chain.
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  One of the best fucking concerts of my life.
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  You know that DMX also one of the top ones there.
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  But how is it the old Kid Rock is more lame than old Willie
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  Nelson? How is he more dad core than
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  Willie fucking Nelson Dog? How is he more dad core than me?
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  That's kid motherfucking Rock. It's really like.
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  The glasses ain't doing them any favors.
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  Get some contacts Dude. You look like a Tom Petty from
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  Wish guy. It's.
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  That's bad. I mean that's bad but like Tom
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  Petty at least can still could still rock when he was.
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  I was going to say, he's not singing nothing anymore, Sam,
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  he's dead. I know.
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  Right. Yeah, that, that's that's why,
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  that's why I cracked myself. Hey, Kid Rock can beat him in
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  that regard. Kid Rock can still technically
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  perform, but is it worth it? Well, not if that was to go by.
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  And I didn't even watch the whole thing because honestly, I
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  was talking to this, as you know, I'm friends with Augustus
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  Invictus, former Senate candidate, and among other
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  things. And we were talking about this
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  like, obsession with like sports ball culture.
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  And I was like, yeah, but there's a distinction of like
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  sports or some type of organized activity because I think I, I
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  try and include you guys in this too, is you guys something like
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  the scouts or music can be equally as helpful.
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  But for a lot of guys, sports and athletics makes them a man
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  in a lot of ways. Yeah.
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  But not watching freaks play it for millions of dollars, getting
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  out there with the team and a coach and playing the fucking
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  sport. Well, I don't.
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  Like to do that as much anymore but we do all sit around and
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  watch overpaid athletes do it and cry.
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  My face is full of crap and get we get excited about ads.
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  We, we, we used to, but those aren't even good.
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  Those aren't even good anymore, though.
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  Max from. The fact that ads was ever good
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  is a problem to me man. I'm the anti corporal guy.
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  See, this is the thing. This is why I'm such a misfit on
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  the right. Right is because you can't be an
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  anti corporal guy unless you're on the left these days.
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  But it's like no, like all my heroes were anti corporal guys
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  from the right. Yeah, well, that that's part of
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  my problem with TP, what with what TPUSA did in general.
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  Like did we need TPUSA to even do like an to do like A to do
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  like an anti Super Bowl halftime?
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  First of all, I called it, if they ain't going to get someone
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  on the caliber of Jelly Roll who is a rival on the charts to Bad
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  Bunny right now, then why? Agreed.
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  I'm not saying it had to be Jelly Roll, I'm saying Jelly
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  Roll probably would have done it.
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  He's a very Christian man. One, he's very down to earth and
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  cool. I've, I've known him personally,
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  Sam and two, he's one of the hottest musicians on earth and
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  he he is openly professing his faith at the Grammys.
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  I love Kid Rock Sam. I coined the term Kid Rock
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  conservatism years ago in an article where I said he should
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  run for office. I still stand by that.
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  Rob Ritchie's a good guy, but his performance, man, if you're
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  talking if it was the real one, I wouldn't want that because I
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  would want Kid Rock of at least 15 years ago, kind of scrawny,
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  in shape, with a big old pimp coat and riding in on a fucking
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  pink Cadillac covered in fucking horns.
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  You with some titty strippers on it, You know what I'm saying?
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  And fireworks. And then and then fucking GWAR
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  opens up and they're fucking killing politicians with a make
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  me book the halftime show. Yes, yes, that that was Little
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  and Schmooler. That's what that because
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  Schmooler and I were talking about this like it's a little
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  cringe. If you know Kid Rock's history,
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  it is a little cringe that like the guy who was talking it like
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  the guy who's talking like, you know, Bang Pamela Anderson was
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  like, OK, kids, don't forget to read your Bible.
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  Like it just. Without a 'cause I'm going
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  platinum. Right, like like that, like that
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  guy lecturing me about like, you know and like.
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  He still looks like a white trash superstar, he just looks
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  like the white trash superstar that went to a A and wants to
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  preach to you who already lived by better Christian values than
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  he probably did about how Christian you should be.
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  Dude it's always cringe when they do that.
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  Yeah. And and that and that.
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  Was sorry, Rob, Rob Richie's a good guy.
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  I'm not trying. To cringe and always be cringe.
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  He is, but he is but but Max that that was people's ultimate.
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  Like problem with with the halftime show, I think is it
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  just came off as, you know, the new convert like you know,
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  basically like you know, preaching to.
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  Where it became that the halftime show had to be one
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  artist in Remember the Evil Knievel was a halftime show Sam.
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  Or is that before your time? I think that might be before my
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  time. OK, he jumped a bunch of limos
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  on a motorcycle. That was the halftime show,
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  isn't that? Doesn't that sound fucking cool?
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  That. Was dope that that sounds
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  fucking dope. I I would much rather watch that
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  because like I would have stayed to watch that instead of like,
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  OK, let me go, let me go to let me go to the bathroom, you know,
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  during half time. Bro, have like, have like a, you
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  know, I'm just going to fantasy book it.
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  But like Hulk Hogan comes out and fucking cuts the promo and
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  then The Rock comes out and then they have a fight.
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  Something to that nature. You could do other things than
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  have an old past their prime band or some new artist that's
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  just popular with the Grammys this year.
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  Do the halftime show. There are other things you could
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  do. Yeah, Sam, Joe Rogan brings Fear
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  Factor back. Bang halftime show.
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  I would, yeah. I would much rather watch that
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  the. Liberty fear factor.
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  Yeah. Makes celebrities do grow shit.
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  Do you do, Anna? If you don't want to make it
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  thematic, you could do like you could do like head coach fear
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  factor or something like so. Yeah.
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  Something. Cheerleader fear factor.
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  Yeah. Sam, there's this.
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  The thing I was thinking about, Sam, and I want to announce it
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  kind of unofficially, but officially, that we're going to
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  be founding an interesting preposition, sort of a
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  organization, kind of a, a structure.
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  You see, Sam, I have for years on this show been talking about
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  the necessity for bullying. We don't have enough bullies.
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  Now I was looking into the problem.
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  Is it, is it a man problem? Is it a woman problem?
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  It turns out it is a man problem.
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  There are Mean Girls all over the place and half of them are
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  dudes. That's the problem, Sam.
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  We need bullies and it there is nowhere for bullies to get
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  formal training on the ways of bullying properly.
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  So with that in mind, Shmuel Koh in association with right to
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  offend Media will be founding bully University, bully you.
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  And I'm going to start by teaching some classes.
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  I have a few lectures lined up. We're going to do millennial
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  misogyny. That's going to be a one O 1.
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  We're also going to do basic bitch bullying.
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  This is going to go over simple techniques, Sam, that you can
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  apply yourself like wet Willy's Indian rug burns, you know, the
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  basics, a good old atomic wedgie, things of that nature.
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  We're going to get into where and when you should use these,
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  why you apply them, the psychology of it all that.
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  Then we get into like the, the more advanced classes like
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  psychological torture and, and things of that nature.
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  But essentially, Sam, we thought that there was a problem.
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  There's not enough pulleys and we're going to start training
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  them, God damn it, because nobody else is going to do it
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  and society needs to get flushed down the toilet with their
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  ankles held above it. Based.
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  Some I mean, we got trainees shooting up schools.
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  We got furries over here making first suits out of dogs.
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  We got fucking. We got we got Epstein making
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  jerky out of children. We need bullies, Sam.
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  Yeah, if, if, if Epstein had gone buoyed.
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  Wouldn't everybody like to take a chance to just have 5 minutes
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  to bully Epstein 5 minutes in a row?
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  Well, and if rumors on in and are true, that might actually.
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  Be. I hope he is alive.
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  I hope so, because then we cannot.
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  Torture. Trump didn't get bullied enough.
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  Bill fucking Gates. Maybe we could make him into
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  Jerky Sam. A side note, though.
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  So Bully University is going to be awesome.
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  I'm I'm actually going to do it. We're going to try to get a
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  whiteboard together so I could do like, I'm going to be the
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  professor of bullying. Anyway, where was I, Jerky Sam?
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  I say if the title of the episode isn't The Jerky Boys,
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  I'm going to be disappointed. And I was disappointed to see it
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  was Super Bowl shenanigans. Oh no, it wasn't even that good.
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  Hold on, what was it? Super Bowl.
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  Super Bowl wonders. Why didn't you alliterate Super
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  Bowl shenanigans, Sam? Sam shenanigans?
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  Super Bowl sluts. God damn, you're right.
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  Yeah. See, we're going places.
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  And so and the Jerky Boys, and then I confront you on it and
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  it's you just didn't get the Jerky Boys reference.
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  You were like, why the Jerky Boys?
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  And I'm like Sam, because Epstein eats people and he calls
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  it beef jerky. There's a recipe, Sam, and
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  includes lemongrass and teriyaki sauce and 2 lbs of human meat.
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  They call it jerky. Yummy, yummy.
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  They do a lot of that. Oh, the jerky was so yummy.
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  Yummy. I'm glad for your friendship,
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  Jeffrey. I made sure.
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  And then there's my favorite one is there is one where Jeff says
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  Jeffrey Epstein says, I'm back and there is no jerky.
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  I am very, very annoyed by this. And then there's a whole chain
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  of emails from somebody like, I'm so sorry.
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  I'm so sorry. I thought you'd be back on.
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  And he says, I only eat one thing.
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  And it's not here that one thing, Sam, is jerky.
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  He only eats jerky. And in fact, later on there's
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  another e-mail where it says Mr. Epstein is going to try and eat
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  regular foods again so he doesn't need as much jerky
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  because he's trying to get off the stuff.
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  I mean, I'd, I'd like to, I'd like to laugh, but it's so, it's
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  so like morbid, it's like. But but see me, I thought the
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  title The Jerky Boys was funny. And also I started thinking to
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  myself, like reading the Jeff Epstein emails, he does sound an
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  awful lot like a Jerky Boys character in some of them, like
• 26:52
  Saul Rosenberg specifically. And he's like, he's like, oh,
• 26:56
  God, I ate one thing. It's Jackie.
• 27:01
  There's no jerky here. What am I supposed to do when I
• 27:04
  can't eat the children? He actually sounds like he
• 27:08
  actually sounds exactly like that.
• 27:10
  He actually sounds exactly like that I actually watched.
• 27:15
  I know that's why the Jerky Boys thing was so fun for me, because
• 27:19
  he's eating jerky and he sounds like a Jerky Boys character.
• 27:24
  And I'm just picturing all of these emails as Saul Rosenberg
• 27:28
  from the Jerky Boys. Like, oh God, I got, I got to
• 27:31
  have it. I'm dying over here.
• 27:34
  I ain't had no baby jerky in six weeks.
• 27:38
  Boy, somebody could you give me some jerky?
• 27:42
  I'm going to die. I have.
• 27:44
  I have so many questions about that but like I don't want to.
• 27:51
  When I get to the island, there's better be jerky there.
• 27:55
  I'm going to be very, very annoyed.
• 27:57
  And with my shoes and my glasses.
• 28:02
  I, you know, like, like I said, I hope that dude is.
• 28:06
  Obama like the jerky too, Sam. Well, Obama liked Obama liked
• 28:13
  Chicago style hot dogs. Yeah, I bet, I bet.
• 28:20
  Which one? Of them was Chicago style hot
• 28:23
  dogs. Well, supposedly that that was
• 28:28
  like code for a little boys. I know, but I was making a joke
• 28:33
  about Michelle having a big penis.
• 28:35
  No, no, no, I know. No, I know you were.
• 28:38
  They're both awful, so they both work for this show.
• 28:44
  Yeah. Sam, I wanted to talk about your
• 28:46
  racism for a minute. I was offended people said you
• 28:49
  were racist against Puerto Ricans because I know for a fact
• 28:52
  that that's not true. We proved it already, right?
• 28:55
  But like, there's all these groups that Sam's always bashing
• 28:58
  that he is racist against. It's funny.
• 29:00
  They would accuse you of the Puerto Ricans because like they
• 29:02
  should hear this shit you say about the Eskimos.
• 29:07
  Oh yeah, no. And and and Mongolians more.
• 29:13
  I mean, the problem is with those people, but he gets, he
• 29:17
  goes off. Yeah.
• 29:20
  Also not the biggest fan of Newfoundland, apparently.
• 29:30
  Well, I mean. Which is true to boast of Canada
• 29:33
  too, Sam, so you're in good company.
• 29:35
  Yeah, now see, I now see. I have no problem with
• 29:41
  Canadians, but those darn French Canadians?
• 29:47
  Yeah, well, especially I hear they murder their wives and
• 29:51
  they're in the Epstein files. Yeah.
• 29:53
  Whoa, whoa. See.
• 29:55
  Literally French. Literally French Canadians do
• 29:58
  that apparently. See, I see I was, I was right
• 30:02
  about those French Canadians. Grim Jim.
• 30:07
  Sam is in the Epstein files. Did I tell you this?
• 30:11
  Oh geez. Oh, he, oh, he is it, yes.
• 30:16
  Grim gym. YouTube's grim gym.
• 30:20
  I've played plenty of get board games with RPG games over the
• 30:24
  years. He's a cool guy, metal guy,
• 30:26
  lefty commie. But me and him get along just
• 30:30
  fine because he's a he's as much of A commie I guess as I am a
• 30:33
  rock ribbed fucking Republican. So we got along, but like bro,
• 30:39
  and he's a crippled too. He's a crippled man as well.
• 30:42
  Oh yeah, but and he hosts a show Sam, you'll like this where he
• 30:49
  gets porn star chicks or like models of different varieties
• 30:54
  and it's called table topless Sam.
• 30:58
  And so anyway. I've actually heard of this.
• 31:01
  That's not what got him in the Epstein files.
• 31:04
  He did a video defending a guy who got accused of touching
• 31:12
  kids, saying that you shouldn't rush to judgment basically, and
• 31:17
  that guy shared his video defending him to Jeffrey
• 31:21
  Epstein. Oh geez.
• 31:24
  Oh boy. So grim Jim did nothing wrong.
• 31:27
  For the record, he is in the files because Jeffrey Epstein
• 31:31
  watched his video. That's crazy.
• 31:36
  But shout out. I figured, you know, shout out
• 31:38
  to Grim Jim if anybody from our audience goes and watches him.
• 31:43
  Be nice, I know, but be nice. He's a good guy.
• 31:46
  I get he's a commie. He's not a good commie because
• 31:50
  he's still alive, but he's halfway there, so be easy on
• 31:54
  him. Shout out to Grim Jim.
• 31:58
  Yeah. He means well.
• 32:01
  He's one of those commies that means well, Sam.
• 32:05
  I know, I know. I well, I know, I know.
• 32:08
  I know a few of those actually. And he?
• 32:12
  Knows he's going to get gassed on Tuesday with you guys, so at
• 32:16
  least you'll all be in it together.
• 32:18
  I don't necessarily I don't necessarily like them, but I
• 32:21
  don't I can't really hate I I I don't necessarily like the all
• 32:25
  meaning commies, but I can't necessarily hate them either, if
• 32:28
  that makes sense. Speaking of which, Will Stancil
• 32:32
  has been owning the libs all over Blue Sky.
• 32:36
  Sam, have you seen this? No, because I don't go on blue
• 32:41
  sky. Neither do I, but it's all over
• 32:43
  Twitter because the right wing of Twitter is just cheering for
• 32:48
  Will Stancil on, ironically now. It's great.
• 32:50
  I don't know what is going on Sam.
• 32:54
  It do be like that. Yes, it it do be it do be like
• 32:58
  that. He.
• 32:59
  Said your, he said your insults of calling me a racist,
• 33:02
  homophobic bigot or whatever aren't going to land because
• 33:04
  none of you even can define what that means.
• 33:06
  And I'm like, it do be like that, Mister Stancil.
• 33:11
  Yep. So wait, he's he's he's he's Red
• 33:16
  Pillow. Grok really did Red Pillow.
• 33:20
  Oh my God ever since he got punched and he is not taking
• 33:24
  their shit. Sam.
• 33:26
  It's crazy and he knows that we like him.
• 33:30
  He's like he's literally said the right wing on Twitter cares
• 33:34
  more about me than these people. What the fuck?
• 33:38
  Yeah, it it do be like that. It do be like that Mister
• 33:42
  Stancil. Join the good guy side for once.
• 33:46
  We will welcome you. He would and just tancel stuff
• 33:51
  and will fucking rain. He would be, he would probably
• 33:55
  ask me, more of a legitimate conservative than than than than
• 34:00
  than Candy Owens would. That's why we need him, Sam.
• 34:03
  He's going to come in here and Wiggle Will is going to toss
• 34:06
  that bitch out to the curb. Wiggle Woo.
• 34:13
  Which which by the way, so now, so OK, so we've we've offended,
• 34:23
  we've offended Kid Rock, Bad Bunny, Rumble.
• 34:28
  The Chinese. Always, always gather from the.
• 34:32
  Chinese. But Rumble?
• 34:36
  What the fuck guys? A Nobody fucking cares about
• 34:42
  shorts, OK? I put up the same short at the
• 34:49
  same time on Rumble, YouTube and Twitter.
• 34:52
  Sam, you know what the results were?
• 34:55
  I'll tell you. 10. X about 1000 views on YouTube, I
• 35:01
  got about 150. I got 150 views on X and I got 3
• 35:08
  views on rumble. What the fuck?
• 35:14
  Well, my last. Video, same time of day, all
• 35:17
  that, same title, same everything.
• 35:20
  Yeah, I did. I did.
• 35:21
  I did the same on. I did the same with one of the
• 35:26
  clips of my interview with Andrew Nelson, which got like
• 35:31
  which got like 1000 views on Instagram, 800 on YouTube, like
• 35:41
  200 on X and then like 3 on Rumble.
• 35:50
  So yeah, you could like. You could like, force a YouTube
• 35:55
  video to get views easier than you can get views on Rumble by
• 35:59
  leaning into what the platform's all about.
• 36:02
  Rumble is for Jeremy Quartering, Tim Poole and those guys and
• 36:07
  it's not really for us well, but I do appreciate that they give
• 36:11
  us the tool to multi stream to platforms where we are easily
• 36:14
  much more successful. So thank you for that Rumble.
• 36:17
  Yes, although and and we do appreciate them for that but
• 36:22
  also like and. I am glad that they are trying
• 36:29
  to fix rumble like sudo but you guys should have fixed that
• 36:34
  first as those to pushing out shorts and also stop changing my
• 36:39
  microphone and stop changing Max's microphone.
• 36:42
  It's fucking annoying. Yeah.
• 36:45
  And give Morph the ability to like put his profile pictures
• 36:53
  something on screen with us because.
• 36:56
  They do Sam, but you're, you're not like they didn't train you
• 37:00
  to do it because it's not automatic.
• 37:03
  So they would. I, I already went through this
• 37:05
  with somebody with Rumble. They said that what you should
• 37:08
  do is go into the Canva thing and add an image that you think
• 37:11
  is his avatar and you should put that on screen.
• 37:16
  OK, well. But that's like 4 extra steps,
• 37:20
  right? Yeah.
• 37:21
  I mean I I mean I can do that, but like it would be easier if
• 37:26
  there was just something that would like.
• 37:28
  Yeah, but you're both crippled guys in it.
• 37:31
  Like accessibility kind of helps Rumble.
• 37:35
  Yeah. Exactly what the fuck, Rumble
• 37:40
  fuckers. Yeah, I mean, look, he's like,
• 37:43
  Sam's clearly not entirely crippled because he runs a show,
• 37:48
  right? But things that add extra steps
• 37:51
  that make things harder for him. Probably not his favorite thing
• 37:55
  in the world, but that was the answer I got.
• 37:58
  And I and I would well, and I would say the same for Morpheus.
• 38:02
  Like hosting bits and bones too. #Rumble accessibility.
• 38:11
  We're gonna. We're gonna bully them into
• 38:14
  giving us a wheelchair ramp. And, and, and seriously, I'm not
• 38:21
  even joking about this. If Rumble wanted to reach out to
• 38:25
  me, I would voluntarily be like an accessibility like, you know.
• 38:29
  You could be the head of the Cripple Council.
• 38:32
  Yes, I yes, I would. I would.
• 38:35
  I would, I would. I would, I would.
• 38:37
  Fight you for that position, Sir.
• 38:40
  Oh, cripple fight. Well, OK, Moore, I, I really
• 38:44
  don't care if if it's either you or I.
• 38:46
  I mean, I know, I know for a fact that I live closer to.
• 38:51
  Sam, Sam, you cannot immediately back down from a fight challenge
• 38:55
  like that. That's why he does it, because
• 38:57
  he knows you're not going to take him up on it.
• 39:00
  I well, all, well, all I can say more is I live closer to Rumble
• 39:06
  than you do. You can tell Bully Sam, Bully
• 39:10
  Sam, Bully Sam. You you can tell which one of
• 39:13
  the two cripples has the bigger balls just by that exchange.
• 39:17
  More. It's like, I will fight you for
• 39:19
  it. Sam's like, oh, it's not that
• 39:20
  important. Well, I well see I don't want to
• 39:23
  hurt an old man. Holy Sam.
• 39:25
  Holy Sam. Bully Sam.
• 39:28
  I don't want her. I don't want her an old man.
• 39:30
  It's bad enough that it's bad enough that you're crippled.
• 39:34
  So this is true, but sometimes it's worth getting hurt.
• 39:41
  Yeah, because, yeah, because you're also, you're also
• 39:44
  geriatric in addition. Well hold on, Shmooly and I were
• 39:48
  talking about this Sam and you're both really boomer coded
• 39:52
  and we think we have a reason why is because you guys are
• 39:56
  crippled and so you hung out with adults more than your
• 40:00
  average person of your age group.
• 40:02
  Yes. So you're boomer coded as fuck.
• 40:04
  For example, when you boomerfied my title with your Super Bowl
• 40:09
  shenanigans. Besmirched be be shitted,
• 40:13
  befouled, beguiled and boomerfied by fucking title
• 40:18
  belittled. Be shitted.
• 40:21
  I said that be smirched, bequeathed yes and bitchified.
• 40:35
  I think I'm done. OK, you, you feel you feel
• 40:39
  better now. Good.
• 40:42
  No, I feel empty inside Sam. I could.
• 40:46
  Easily, easily get hurt by crowd surfing, but it's worth it.
• 40:51
  Well man, well, man, well man up.
• 40:56
  That's, that's what, that's what people need.
• 40:58
  That's what people need to hear more of these days, especially,
• 41:04
  especially Gen. Alpha, although they're not
• 41:08
  really men. Yeah, you can do things.
• 41:14
  This is the thing. We've been living under cat lady
• 41:17
  tyranny and like us grown men have, Oh man, we don't like it.
• 41:22
  But imagine if you were a young boy and there's all these cat
• 41:25
  lady bitches telling you you can't do that.
• 41:28
  You can't say that. You can't go over there, You
• 41:31
  can't do nothing anymore. You can't play that game because
• 41:35
  that game is tag and tag and involves physical contact
• 41:39
  without consent. Oh my God, You can't do anything
• 41:45
  that little boys do. You can't roll down a hill.
• 41:48
  You might get hurt. I got.
• 41:51
  You can't make jokes like Craig was talking about this.
• 41:54
  You can't be like, oh, you're the, you're the group's Jew.
• 41:57
  You're the group's black kid. You're the, but dude, that's how
• 42:01
  my son's friend group is. They just don't make those jokes
• 42:05
  because they would. There's a cat lady lurking
• 42:07
  somewhere, right? It's going to be like, no, no,
• 42:09
  no, no, no. You guys can't have jokes.
• 42:12
  I got I I got in trouble in middle school because I I called
• 42:16
  flag football gay and it is gay. I got in trouble from in middle
• 42:22
  school because I outed my English teacher in 8th grade as
• 42:26
  being gay. This is a fun story actually,
• 42:34
  Sam, I haven't told this. So, like, I was friends with a
• 42:41
  kid whose mom was a crackhead because my mom was a crackhead,
• 42:44
  and you just do that kind of thing.
• 42:46
  And then she was his mom. His name was Wayne.
• 42:50
  It's not even Doxy because he moved away fucking 30 years ago.
• 42:53
  But Wayne's mom was sort of a meme because she was a single
• 42:58
  mom and she fucked a lot of dudes.
• 43:00
  And so we'd all say we would fuck her, you know, fuck your
• 43:03
  mom. Yeah, You just got to give her
• 43:05
  some crack, and she'll do it anyway.
• 43:07
  But anyway, Wayne's mom is smoking crack with my, my, my
• 43:12
  science teacher, who lets it slip to Wayne's mom that the
• 43:17
  English teacher is a gay man. And now I'm in that guy's class
• 43:23
  and he didn't like me talking or laughing or something.
• 43:28
  And he's like, hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 43:31
  And I was like, yeah, yeah, whatever.
• 43:33
  And he's like, I'm going to give you detention.
• 43:35
  And I was like, yeah, yeah, whatever, homo.
• 43:37
  And he was like, what did you say?
• 43:39
  That's it, You got detention? And I was like, OK, and so I'm
• 43:43
  sitting there talking to the kid next to me casually anyway.
• 43:47
  And I was just as loud as I could so the whole class could
• 43:50
  hear it, but still, like a casual conversation like I'm
• 43:52
  doing now, like a radio show. I was like, you know, The funny
• 43:56
  thing is, is that this gay faggot is a homo in real life.
• 44:01
  And he was like, Max to the office now.
• 44:07
  And I went down to the office and they asked me why I was
• 44:11
  there. And I said I'm not going to tell
• 44:13
  you, Mr. so and so can tell you. I'm sure he'll call you
• 44:18
  eventually because I wanted him to have to tell them why he was
• 44:23
  sending me to the office, You dig?
• 44:26
  Yep, totally. And let me.
• 44:29
  He said it's because I was disobedient in his class and
• 44:35
  that he got over it and that he all is forgiven.
• 44:38
  And then he tried to make me stay after class and I was like,
• 44:41
  I ain't staying after class with a fucking homo, you know, try
• 44:44
  and rape me. Well, yeah.
• 44:48
  And And he couldn't make me right because he would have to
• 44:50
  tell the office all this stuff. Man, it was so much better when
• 44:56
  they were in the closet. You could bully them, huh?
• 45:00
  Thank you. Yeah.
• 45:01
  Stay there. Yeah, yeah, they should have.
• 45:04
  They should have stayed back in. They should have stayed in the
• 45:07
  closet. 2026 hashtag back in the closet with you.
• 45:15
  Yeah, now they have. Like now they have a.
• 45:21
  Supplement closets. I was thinking about lockers,
• 45:24
  but now this is a whole new avenue of bullying Sam.
• 45:28
  Yeah, also, this is just this is a this is a shame.
• 45:36
  Actually, I, I just I just stumbled upon upon this.
• 45:45
  Yeah, we need, we need to put the homos back in the closet
• 45:51
  and. And actually speaking, Speaking
• 45:53
  of homos in the in the closet. We need to stop hating on on
• 46:01
  women with big boobs. OK today where they teachers
• 46:07
  take down LGBT stuff. Yeah.
• 46:17
  I'm just saying we put the, we put the queers back in the
• 46:21
  closet, we put the Broads back in the kitchen and we send all
• 46:24
  the illegals back to Mexico. I've been saying this for a long
• 46:28
  time, Sam. And Max is always right.
• 46:37
  Wouldn't the world be better if we did those three things?
• 46:40
  Oh, and burn the witches. You got to burn the witches.
• 46:47
  She turned me into a Newt. Now, Max, it's not not it's not
• 46:51
  nice to burn, to burn goth chicks.
• 46:55
  We know. We we've talked at this before.
• 46:58
  Look, goth chicks are witchy. I mean witches, Sam, witches.
• 47:05
  There there's a. There's a.
• 47:06
  Different ones that do, like, oh, they say all this weird
• 47:09
  witchy stuff, like what's your sign and all that shit.
• 47:12
  Burn nose witches. Saying not.
• 47:15
  Just any goth girl. I mean real witches.
• 47:18
  Oh yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 47:19
  Oh yeah. The astrological sign chicks,
• 47:22
  Yeah. See, it's got all this mystical
• 47:25
  names and shit. They be like my star sign and
• 47:28
  all that shit. That's witchery.
• 47:30
  Guys. Start burning them.
• 47:36
  Jesus doesn't like witchery, Sam or faggotry.
• 47:40
  I'm I'm ashamed to even know what my astrological sign is and
• 47:48
  I just. Had earbuds in for that one.
• 47:50
  What, did you hear me on your way down?
• 47:58
  She's, she's just used to it, but she's just.
• 48:01
  Used to it, women with big boobs get more hate, according to
• 48:05
  recent study. Yes.
• 48:08
  From other women, definitely, yeah.
• 48:10
  Yes, yes, that was a whole, that was the whole thing.
• 48:15
  Yeah. Which is something else that
• 48:17
  needs to change. We we need we need to we.
• 48:21
  Need to it just be Jelly and that needs to stop Sam.
• 48:26
  Yes, I've been saying that for years.
• 48:29
  I have not heard someone say someone was Jelly in reference
• 48:35
  to being jealous in like a hot minute that.
• 48:40
  Well. I hope they got their peanut
• 48:44
  butter Sam because these bitches is Jelly as fuck.
• 48:49
  And Max accusing us of being being boomer.
• 48:53
  Well, see, that's millennial. And but The thing is, is like
• 48:59
  Sam is 10 years younger than me and he's older than me.
• 49:03
  How? How's anybody even going to deny
• 49:06
  this? You're not that bad.
• 49:11
  You're more like you're more like 70s coded more you're like
• 49:15
  Gen. X coded.
• 49:16
  So am I. We're the same age, so yeah.
• 49:21
  Yeah. You're just, I think in the case
• 49:24
  of you, I, I basically mean you're more polite than the
• 49:27
  average person our age. And that's probably because you
• 49:30
  spent a lot of time having to be polite to people so that they
• 49:33
  wouldn't like not push your wheelchair, which based and and
• 49:38
  you know, I would do the same. Same.
• 49:42
  I I would say I was in the same situation that more was.
• 49:48
  Yeah, but Sam's over here slapping bitches ass.
• 49:50
  We all seen that clip last week. Sam, Max, let's, let's put it
• 49:54
  this way. My, my, my.
• 49:55
  If we were to ever hang out, you, you there, there's a
• 49:59
  noticeable lack of handlebars on my wheelchair.
• 50:02
  And there's a reason for that. Same.
• 50:07
  So I can't, so I can't be pushed down fucking stairs and shit.
• 50:13
  Fair. Which is something which is
• 50:17
  something that Max totally would not do.
• 50:19
  See, it would be fun though, because I could get a harness
• 50:23
  right and I can put Sam on my chest and you on my back and
• 50:26
  walk around. Yes, that would be fun.
• 50:31
  I'm pretty sure I could pull that off.
• 50:36
  Yeah, probably. I could lift like a £250 man so
• 50:41
  I figured the two you probably add up around there.
• 50:46
  You're actually me. Me Pasta chair is just under
• 50:50
  200. I'm not lifting the chair.
• 50:55
  Oh, I know. I'm just, I'm going to.
• 50:56
  Have a nice little like one of them harnesses that they put
• 50:59
  kids in. Right I was.
• 51:03
  Simply giving you an estimate for me plus.
• 51:05
  True Walk Sam on the front, more on the back because I figured
• 51:09
  that Mort would fucking be higher up that way and he'd look
• 51:13
  cooler. I'm actually.
• 51:20
  Picturing it, yeah. Me.
• 51:21
  And then we'll go marching like a parade that way, and people
• 51:24
  will be like, Oh yeah, they won't even know why.
• 51:31
  Yeah, well, no. Martian Memorial Day parade and
• 51:34
  people would be like, yeah, those guys are awesome.
• 51:37
  We well, we well, we could also go killing commies that way too.
• 51:41
  That's. Right.
• 51:44
  Hey, that's the Forrest Gump. Carried.
• 51:47
  The Gulf War Sam. Exactly, exactly.
• 51:51
  That's why I made that reference so.
• 51:54
  Yeah, not in the movie, but in the book.
• 51:57
  Now I know, yeah. He also wrestled and went to the
• 52:04
  moon and had a monkey best friend named Sue in the book.
• 52:07
  That's why the book Don't watch bro Forrest Gump is boomer
• 52:11
  propaganda and it's like the most awful movie of all time.
• 52:15
  But the book is so great. Go read a book chat.
• 52:20
  That's how not not only that, but.
• 52:26
  Go finish reading writing a book, Stan.
• 52:29
  Well, 'cause you know what the message of Forrest Gump is,
• 52:32
  right in the end. That women are.
• 52:37
  Awful. Don't marry a whore.
• 52:38
  No, see, you all fall for the Jenny villain story.
• 52:42
  No, there's two paths, Sam. There's two paths, right?
• 52:47
  Forrest Gump does whatever the fuck he's told and Jenny
• 52:51
  doesn't. Right and.
• 52:53
  She gets she gets punished over and over and over again and he
• 52:59
  gets rewarded for but every time he tries to think for himself,
• 53:03
  he gets punished. Every time she thinks for
• 53:05
  himself, she gets punished. That's why it's the ultimate
• 53:08
  boom boomer movie. Sam is because it's conform,
• 53:11
  conform, conform. Be a be Forrest Gump, be a
• 53:16
  mentally retarded man, Don't be a Jenny.
• 53:19
  She thinks too much. That's that is very true
• 53:28
  actually. Yeah, you say women are awful,
• 53:32
  right? But what about all the guys that
• 53:33
  beat and raped Jenny Sam? Those men, Well, yeah, Well,
• 53:40
  yeah, they're they're they're awful.
• 53:42
  And by the way, I'm not saying I.
• 53:43
  They they they turned Jenny awful.
• 53:45
  I'm not saying I, I'm not saying I agree with that message.
• 53:49
  I'm just saying that that's the. Message no, but that is the that
• 53:51
  is a lot of the people's take away from it.
• 53:53
  And I just wanted to propose the counter narrative that it's
• 53:56
  literally about if you conform, you don't have to be smart.
• 54:01
  You don't have to be anything. You can be the most average
• 54:03
  dummy in the world, but if you do what you're told all the
• 54:06
  time, you will get success handed to you, which isn't even
• 54:10
  true. No, it's the opposite actually I
• 54:14
  find. Yeah, and Speaking of hard work
• 54:19
  and not getting shit handed to you, I see what you got on
• 54:22
  screen there and I have been working on some promo material
• 54:26
  for it that I think you're going to enjoy.
• 54:27
  Well, why don't you tell the people about your next book?
• 54:30
  Well, you said, well you said Max, that the that the audience
• 54:34
  should read the the Forrest Gump book instead of the movie, which
• 54:38
  I agree. They just read American Inferno,
• 54:42
  a Task Force Lads thriller featuring John Writer and Jason
• 54:45
  Miller, which is my book basically about the media
• 54:52
  propaganda that we've seen on both sides kind of in the
• 54:56
  aftermath of of Charlie Kirk, I mean Daniel Harrington's
• 55:03
  assassination. And it comes out on March 10th,
• 55:09
  Max. I've I, I finished the manus,
• 55:13
  the final manuscript last night. It's it clocks in exactly almost
• 55:20
  at 50,000 words. So, so it's no longer just a
• 55:26
  Nobel, it's a full blown novel. Pretty fucking look, I've I
• 55:35
  wouldn't say this is the most fun book I've written because
• 55:39
  the subject matter is pretty fucking dark, but I think this
• 55:43
  is the one I've this is definitely the one I've worked
• 55:46
  the hardest on and also the one that I think if you're going to
• 55:51
  read any of my books, I think this is the one that actually
• 55:55
  like has a definitive message in it, but I will let the audience
• 56:00
  determine what that message is for themselves.
• 56:03
  So, so you can pre-order that now for Amazon Kindle or just do
• 56:12
  what a lot of people do, which is bookmark it and then order
• 56:18
  the print edition when it comes out.
• 56:22
  And I will have I will have my advanced copy here and hopefully
• 56:30
  like next week so I can show on camera what what it'll look
• 56:36
  like. But yeah, go and pick up
• 56:40
  American Inferno. So or pre-order at least.
• 56:48
  Also pick up Also pick up Andrew G Nelson's books because they're
• 56:55
  good, especially the vampire one because he is writing a sequel
• 57:00
  to that. Nice.
• 57:03
  So. On that, Andrew, so good.
• 57:06
  So yeah. And did I already reprimand
• 57:12
  Rumble for like? Yeah.
• 57:16
  Shorts, OK, yeah, yeah. Also.
• 57:26
  Sam, I had another thing. So apparently the little bits of
• 57:30
  my dating advice did really well last week.
• 57:33
  So I had another one for young men out there and this is, you
• 57:37
  know, I was thinking about this, Sam and you know, you got
• 57:41
  clavicular and these looks maxing guys and that's, you
• 57:44
  know, a really weird mentality to me.
• 57:48
  It basically sounds to me, so they're like going to some
• 57:52
  extremes, right? They're taking supplements and
• 57:55
  drugs, even illegal drugs. They're, you know, going
• 57:59
  extensive with anorexia and muscle gain through steroid use
• 58:05
  and all these things to try and maximize their looks because
• 58:09
  they figure it's like a matrix that you can figure out how to
• 58:12
  get a woman like a video game. And they're figuring that it's
• 58:16
  like looks money. And I guess the other of the
• 58:19
  triangle is personality, right, Sam?
• 58:21
  And so my advice today is going to be regarding the look side of
• 58:26
  things and to give kind of the counter narrative to looks
• 58:29
  maxing Sam in a way. OK.
• 58:33
  OK, and so the advice is simple. It's don't let women bitch up
• 58:39
  your style and turn you gay, right?
• 58:45
  And So what I mean by that, Sam, is like there's a level of,
• 58:48
  yeah, you got to take bitches into consideration on a what
• 58:52
  they like, of course, but on the same tip, if you fresh, you know
• 58:58
  what I mean? You're fresh and you know you're
• 59:01
  fresh. They're going to think you're
• 59:03
  fresh, you feel. Absolutely, absolutely.
• 59:07
  And I, I can, I can share, I can share from experience that as a,
• 59:13
  as a cripple man. You got that cripple swag?
• 59:19
  Well, I I lacked in self-confidence.
• 59:22
  Rolling around because he can't see walk.
• 59:26
  Well, I why? Well, let me just say this.
• 59:29
  So I lacked self-confidence for like a long time.
• 59:31
  But once I got that self-confidence, women could see
• 59:35
  that. And that's when I started to get
• 59:38
  and that's when I started to get bitches.
• 59:41
  Yeah, well, like, and and what I mean is don't let the bitches
• 59:45
  don't let them bitch you up on account of like this is what I
• 59:49
  mean is these look smacks are guys, right?
• 59:51
  They're like obsessed with like fashion for one.
• 59:55
  That's bitch behavior. What are you doing?
• 59:58
  Of course bitches ain't going to take you all that serious
• 1:00:00
  because you is acting like a woman.
• 1:00:04
  You're like, oh, what's the latest designs?
• 1:00:06
  What's hot? What's good on TikTok?
• 1:00:08
  You're gay, brother. These these things.
• 1:00:11
  Now it's one thing to dress nice and be like, I look fucking fly,
• 1:00:16
  but it's another thing to be like, Oh my God, what's hot in
• 1:00:19
  Italy? And I need to do my makeup and
• 1:00:22
  my nails. You're fucking gay.
• 1:00:25
  You're doing what women do. I'm going to be anorexic because
• 1:00:28
  I might be a little fat and women won't like that bitch.
• 1:00:32
  I know fat dudes that get mad pussy Sam maybe balls deep in
• 1:00:37
  there and they can't even find their balls under the rolls, but
• 1:00:40
  somehow they get that deep. Right.
• 1:00:44
  Well, because, you know. Imagine the smell, Sam.
• 1:00:48
  But that's another story. I don't want to.
• 1:00:56
  Yeah, I know once maxing is gay. Yeah, well, it's not like even
• 1:01:02
  looks mining, right? Like you be you be they could
• 1:01:05
  shower you put a I'll tell you what we should bring back.
• 1:01:08
  Everybody's like, oh, Axe body sprays like cringe.
• 1:01:12
  Nah, dog back up mad. Those commercials would be like
• 1:01:15
  women would be like, look at the guy, put axe body spray on him.
• 1:01:18
  They chase him down the street trying to fuck him.
• 1:01:21
  Yeah, yeah, I, yeah, I'm. Pretty sure that was real.
• 1:01:24
  Yeah. That shit works.
• 1:01:27
  Get you the Axe body spray, get you a fresh hat, you know what
• 1:01:31
  I'm saying? Like like a good fitted or
• 1:01:34
  something, get you a nice hoodie, you know what I mean?
• 1:01:37
  And be like yo bitches, we fucking a what?
• 1:01:43
  Yeah, well. That's that's the second lesson
• 1:01:49
  in my series, Sam. So.
• 1:01:53
  Don't let them bitch up your style.
• 1:01:55
  If you fresh to death, the bitch is going to like it whether they
• 1:01:59
  like it or not, Sam. That's true.
• 1:02:06
  Thoughts, feelings we got, we got a real woman here.
• 1:02:11
  So I wanted to know. I want to know if she's got an
• 1:02:13
  opinion on the subject. I'm just telling them they got
• 1:02:18
  to look like they got to be fresh with themselves.
• 1:02:23
  OK. So I'd say that was good advice,
• 1:02:25
  Sam. Yeah, that, that, that was, that
• 1:02:31
  was, that was solid advice. And also I I felt that from
• 1:02:36
  here. I oh, and I got another like
• 1:02:42
  your pick up line last week, Sam, you fucked that all up.
• 1:02:47
  You're like, did it hurt when you fell that high from heaven?
• 1:02:50
  You gave up the punchline in the pick up line.
• 1:02:55
  Yeah. I got a new one for you Sam.
• 1:02:58
  I got a better pick up line. I've been working on this all
• 1:03:00
  week. You ready?
• 1:03:03
  Let's hear. You got a name to go with them
• 1:03:05
  titties. Genius.
• 1:03:18
  Look lucky and rainy. That, that is genius.
• 1:03:30
  It work every time. I.
• 1:03:38
  Oh, and call her baby Cakes just casually, right?
• 1:03:44
  Yeah, oh, oh, yeah, that, that that definitely works.
• 1:03:48
  That definitely works for me. Yeah.
• 1:03:51
  What's up baby gags? Sweet thing.
• 1:03:55
  That's a good you guys are. You're Southern, so you can say
• 1:03:58
  that one. Yes.
• 1:04:03
  Oh, and bitch, they love that one.
• 1:04:06
  Surprisingly, yes. They love that.
• 1:04:15
  So also so I guess we'll get into the news that like broke
• 1:04:23
  yesterday. I suppose this could always be
• 1:04:27
  bits and bones like topics, but we'll cover here anyways since
• 1:04:32
  everyone since everyone wants no Sam.
• 1:04:35
  Do you have a Discord alternative?
• 1:04:37
  And the answer is no, because I'm not a programmer, but maybe
• 1:04:43
  I should have. I mean, we are not if it comes
• 1:04:48
  like we don't have any adult channels because I've already
• 1:04:53
  banned basically that from the cert.
• 1:04:56
  Like you can't like I made a rule from the very beginning, no
• 1:04:59
  gore, no porn and no stuff that 'cause we have women and like
• 1:05:05
  things on the server. But it is also, by my estimate,
• 1:05:10
  I've it's always been 18 plus. If somebody were to say they
• 1:05:13
  were a minor, I would kick them out.
• 1:05:16
  Yeah, absolutely. So, but that's on me.
• 1:05:20
  And The thing is, is they're taking the they they're taking
• 1:05:24
  that off of someone like me running a server.
• 1:05:27
  Sure, but I I think that like right to offend media as a brand
• 1:05:33
  would be hypocritical to start asking people to forcibly show
• 1:05:37
  us ID. Agreed.
• 1:05:39
  Yeah, and and even. If that happens, we're probably
• 1:05:43
  going to have to move or do something different than
• 1:05:47
  Discord. But yes, the alternatives are
• 1:05:49
  pretty slim from a logistics point of view.
• 1:05:52
  Yeah. So on that topic, yeah, I'm, I'm
• 1:05:56
  in, I'm in full agreement with Max.
• 1:05:59
  Yeah, we don't, we don't, you know, have any NSFW content in
• 1:06:08
  our servers. However, from what I've been
• 1:06:10
  reading. And we don't want your data.
• 1:06:14
  Yeah. No, we, we, yeah, we definitely
• 1:06:18
  don't need. I'm speaking for literally
• 1:06:20
  everybody and usually I say I don't like to speak for
• 1:06:22
  everybody, but we don't want your data.
• 1:06:26
  We feel creepy about that. Agreed.
• 1:06:31
  So if that means that we have to not run the server on Discord to
• 1:06:35
  not have that happen, then apologies in advance to anybody
• 1:06:39
  that would be affected by this. Well, and it's not in like it's
• 1:06:42
  not in like we would see it, but from what I'm.
• 1:06:46
  By the way, that's why we stopped using gilded
• 1:06:48
  specifically already, so this has been a principled stance
• 1:06:52
  we've had. Yeah, yeah, I don't, I don't
• 1:06:57
  feel comfortable with like users just in general having to verify
• 1:07:01
  even even if, even if our even if our members are part of like
• 1:07:07
  an NFFW Discord somewhere else, that that's their business,
• 1:07:13
  right? As long as they're not bringing
• 1:07:15
  it. Into ours.
• 1:07:17
  Into ours. I don't think they should be
• 1:07:19
  subject to, you know, to the ID verification because I don't I
• 1:07:26
  don't trust discord, especially after the data leak they had
• 1:07:31
  last. Thing is, they've already leaked
• 1:07:33
  people's IDs. Yeah.
• 1:07:37
  They've already had that data breach of IDs.
• 1:07:40
  Why would anybody trust Discord after that?
• 1:07:43
  I don't know. I'm not going to be giving them
• 1:07:45
  obviously my ID, and I encourage any of our listeners not to do
• 1:07:49
  so as well. Alternatives will occur.
• 1:07:53
  Something will come up. Yeah, I know, I know.
• 1:07:59
  I core replied to my tweet with one of the alternatives that I I
• 1:08:04
  am going to check out, but that'll be, you know, on our own
• 1:08:09
  my. Problem with all the
• 1:08:10
  alternatives now, Sam, is this simple.
• 1:08:12
  We already did that. We tried to drive people to
• 1:08:17
  gilded, which they didn't already use, and we had very
• 1:08:20
  little success with it. Yeah.
• 1:08:24
  It's not. So the problem with alt tech
• 1:08:26
  sites is that you are expected to become their advertiser if
• 1:08:31
  you want to use it sometimes. And I don't feel like doing that
• 1:08:36
  unpaid advertising right, because you have to drag people
• 1:08:39
  to the App Store to get the thing.
• 1:08:42
  Well, and I hate to say this, but going back to Rumble, I
• 1:08:46
  mean, that was also kind of the case for us for for, you know,
• 1:08:50
  long time with with Rumble. Kind of The thing is, is we had
• 1:08:58
  we kind of had no choice at that point.
• 1:09:01
  So, But yeah, kind of, I mean, I guess Discord is kind of like.
• 1:09:12
  Well, we did it for Gilded as well, right?
• 1:09:14
  Yeah, trying to get people to join Gilded, trying to get
• 1:09:17
  people to join Rumble, man. Like I'm now folk like if we're
• 1:09:23
  talking like kind of nuts and bolts things, I'm focused on
• 1:09:26
  promoting us and not promoting other people's fucking products
• 1:09:29
  and other people's corporations. Agreed.
• 1:09:33
  Yeah. So sick and tired of they
• 1:09:35
  require you to basically do that to be a part of these alt
• 1:09:39
  ecosystems. And it sucks if you're cut out
• 1:09:42
  of the mainstream ones, but it's actually easier to try and break
• 1:09:46
  into the mainstream ones than it is to be the the water bearer
• 1:09:51
  for a platform that won't even look at you.
• 1:09:54
  I mean I actually have the same acts that I get more.
• 1:09:58
  Than do their own their own promo.
• 1:10:00
  I actually get more visibility on YouTube, which banned me
• 1:10:06
  three years ago now, than I do on Rumble.
• 1:10:12
  Like I said, I put up one random short.
• 1:10:14
  It's the only short I've ever put up.
• 1:10:16
  My channel has 120 subscribers. It got 1000 views in a couple
• 1:10:20
  hours. I put that same exact video on
• 1:10:23
  rumble with the same exact everything.
• 1:10:26
  It got 3. Yeah.
• 1:10:29
  Still still only has three. That was a week ago almost.
• 1:10:35
  Yeah, no, same with my, same with my Andrew Nelson short.
• 1:10:40
  What? Only the exact same stats.
• 1:10:42
  I get more traffic on the live streams on Rumble than I do on
• 1:10:46
  like video content, and Shorts is no different.
• 1:10:50
  Actually, it's worse. I get less to use on Shorts.
• 1:10:53
  On Rumble I get way more. I just didn't like making
• 1:10:57
  Shorts, but if the game is making Shorts, I'm not going to.
• 1:11:00
  This is the thing. Like, if we're going to talk
• 1:11:02
  about the Rumble problem, I'll explain it.
• 1:11:04
  Rumble, I am not going to promote myself and your platform
• 1:11:09
  in order to drive traffic to my content.
• 1:11:11
  That's two things I have to promote.
• 1:11:14
  I have to get them on an App Store for your shit, then get
• 1:11:17
  them to my content, and then for only for you to not serve my
• 1:11:22
  content to the very people I've driven to your fucking platform,
• 1:11:29
  right? Don't pay us for it, require us
• 1:11:31
  to do it because your platform is obscure.
• 1:11:35
  Stop it. Well, well.
• 1:11:37
  Help the small creators you tried to court or just say no.
• 1:11:40
  We only want Tim Poole, we only want the Quartering and we only
• 1:11:44
  want Doctor Disrespect. Well, then when that's fine,
• 1:11:47
  then we'll find we'll, we'll go elsewhere.
• 1:11:49
  But we don't have to be your unpaid fucking promotional
• 1:11:53
  services, Chris. Yeah.
• 1:11:57
  And not, and not only that, but not only were they not paying
• 1:12:00
  us, but we had to pay to be in the partner program at 1st.
• 1:12:05
  And we got like a right. We we got like.
• 1:12:08
  You're paying 10 bucks a month to try and forcibly drag anybody
• 1:12:13
  you can onto this Rumble platform and the Rumble app and
• 1:12:17
  make it account and all of the shit which is what Rumble should
• 1:12:19
  be fucking doing, not us. And then and then what do you
• 1:12:24
  get out of it? It will not even serve your
• 1:12:27
  video to the person. You got to join the fucking
• 1:12:31
  platform to subscribe to you. Right, Yeah, no in.
• 1:12:41
  So apparently this is the other thing.
• 1:12:43
  I don't know if you saw, but Chris was actually like yelling
• 1:12:48
  with someone at TPUSA because TPUSA was promoting their
• 1:12:53
  YouTube link and Chris was screaming about Rumble.
• 1:12:57
  I'm sorry Chris, but like more people in general just watch on.
• 1:13:04
  It's fine for him to try and do his promo for his platform,
• 1:13:07
  that's what he should be doing. The problem I have is that
• 1:13:11
  Rumble as a platform expects us to also be their, not their
• 1:13:17
  bootlicking sycophantic advertising squad for nothing,
• 1:13:21
  for no purpose other than to say I like Rumble, I'm in on the new
• 1:13:25
  tech. I don't like censorship.
• 1:13:27
  Dude, has you since we've been back on YouTube, Sam, have they
• 1:13:30
  censored us once? No.
• 1:13:33
  No. So then what Rumble?
• 1:13:35
  What do you have then? You don't have discoverability,
• 1:13:38
  you don't have good economics for small creators and you don't
• 1:13:42
  have the no censorship thing because both X Kik as well and
• 1:13:50
  YouTube are all not censoring this and Spotify, right?
• 1:13:53
  And Apple Music. You're not the only game in Town
• 1:13:58
  Rumble. We get more views on literally
• 1:14:02
  every other platform than than the one we're using to host it.
• 1:14:06
  Well, and also I also have started to live stream this on
• 1:14:10
  sub stack. We get more views on sub stack,
• 1:14:14
  which I don't use, which I don't even advertise because you can't
• 1:14:17
  link it to you know you can't link it to X.
• 1:14:21
  But like I'm looking I'm looking at sub stack.
• 1:14:25
  We have like 3 viewers 5 we have like 5 viewers on sub stack
• 1:14:31
  without even like advertising right?
• 1:14:33
  Now, promo work, they want you to drag people to their
• 1:14:36
  platform, but what they don't want is Chris doesn't like when
• 1:14:40
  you criticize him on Twitter 'cause he just won't answer it.
• 1:14:43
  And my criticisms have always been fair.
• 1:14:46
  Yeah, this is an honest frustration.
• 1:14:49
  So the only way for us to get any attention is to be such a
• 1:14:53
  big creator. On another platform, people
• 1:14:55
  YouTube answers on fucking Twitter.
• 1:14:58
  I, I will, I will say it now, I will say this.
• 1:15:03
  Rick from Rumble, he does answer questions.
• 1:15:08
  He's been the only one to answer questions for me, at least
• 1:15:12
  personally. I don't know.
• 1:15:14
  Nobody from Rumble has ever contacted me and that's crazy
• 1:15:17
  because I had, I have been paid by Rumble before.
• 1:15:20
  I've made money with them, but they've never talked to me, not
• 1:15:22
  once. Well, that well, that that's,
• 1:15:25
  that's a shame. Yeah, well, that's why I don't
• 1:15:28
  really like I I'll only use it as because as a multi streaming
• 1:15:32
  tool, I have no investment in Rumble as a platform.
• 1:15:35
  And that's exactly caused by this vicious cycle.
• 1:15:38
  I'm not your advertiser. You are supposed to see if you
• 1:15:42
  want more creators on your platform.
• 1:15:46
  If you're not driving traffic to them, they have no investment in
• 1:15:49
  your platform, dummy. Right, well, well also make
• 1:15:55
  you're asking. Us to do extra work for that.
• 1:15:58
  No traffic, by the way. Yes, and also make your apps
• 1:16:02
  easier to use for people to. They won't.
• 1:16:07
  It won't matter if they don't fix the problem I'm talking
• 1:16:09
  about if you're not serving up the small creators.
• 1:16:12
  Small creators are not going to stay on your platform.
• 1:16:16
  That's just that's just how it is.
• 1:16:18
  Right. You want everybody watching the
• 1:16:21
  one big streams. This is the thing.
• 1:16:23
  They want everybody. Rumble wants everybody watching
• 1:16:25
  one big stream so they can say, ah, we broke a record.
• 1:16:28
  Ah, look at everybody. So they're not in.
• 1:16:30
  They're doing the same thing YouTube is doing.
• 1:16:32
  They don't care about small creators at all.
• 1:16:35
  Which is fucking retarded. Now, I mean, that's fine, but
• 1:16:38
  then I'm not invested in your platform.
• 1:16:40
  Don't ask me to be your unpaid advertiser.
• 1:16:44
  Right. They'll ask me to pay you money
• 1:16:47
  so I can advertise for you. Are you crazy?
• 1:16:50
  Drag drag my fan base over to your platform so they'll sign up
• 1:16:55
  for an account. That's all the stuff you're
• 1:16:56
  supposed to. You're supposed to get people to
• 1:16:58
  want to be on your fucking platform.
• 1:17:00
  And then what do I get out of it?
• 1:17:02
  They literally subscribe to multiple of my channels and they
• 1:17:06
  can't even find my videos. Yep.
• 1:17:13
  OK then it's just an archive and a way to stream my stuff.
• 1:17:16
  Thank you Rumble for nothing. You're useless.
• 1:17:20
  And we already have, we already have a bunch of alternates that
• 1:17:24
  we can do that do the same thing.
• 1:17:26
  Yeah, especially me, Sam, because, you know, you're,
• 1:17:28
  you're using the Rumble Studio right now.
• 1:17:30
  But you know, I just do it through OBS.
• 1:17:33
  Yeah. I set my own scene.
• 1:17:35
  I don't need rumble for literally anything, it's just
• 1:17:38
  that's how I have it set up right now.
• 1:17:43
  Yeah. I am shocked by how cocky Rumble
• 1:17:46
  has gotten considering the major flaws with the platform.
• 1:17:50
  Yeah, well, and you're in well and we're not, we're not the
• 1:17:54
  only ones noticing now, I guess that that's my that's my point.
• 1:18:00
  I mean, and it's funny because people might say, Oh well, but
• 1:18:03
  you were busted on merch for being down on well, no, I was
• 1:18:05
  busted on merch for calling the CEO of the platform all kinds of
• 1:18:08
  horrible names. That's not what I'm doing,
• 1:18:13
  right? Chris as a as a I've, when I
• 1:18:15
  have talked to him on Twitter and stuff, he's perfectly fine
• 1:18:18
  by me. But these are just honest
• 1:18:20
  problems, frustrations of small creators.
• 1:18:23
  Well, well, it seems, well it seems like he the frustration
• 1:18:28
  for me is seems like they used to care more about creators.
• 1:18:32
  Oh yeah, they rolled out the welcome wagon when they first
• 1:18:35
  had launched their creator program.
• 1:18:37
  I felt like that was awesome, but they immediately took away
• 1:18:42
  everything that made it good. Like within two months?
• 1:18:46
  Yeah, as, as as soon as they started getting like big names
• 1:18:50
  like Doctor Disrespect, that's kind of when.
• 1:18:54
  The party they front loaded, they paid all this money to the
• 1:18:57
  big creators. They could have split it up.
• 1:19:00
  See, they could have gambled sort of like on everybody that
• 1:19:04
  maybe people might like just different people.
• 1:19:08
  But they didn't. They put all their eggs and
• 1:19:10
  Jeremy Quartering and Russell Brand and Tim Poole and Dan
• 1:19:15
  Bongino put his eggs in himself and then went and left fucked
• 1:19:19
  off to the FBI. And then he becomes like, I
• 1:19:23
  don't know, I don't think that they've been managing things
• 1:19:26
  particularly well. No.
• 1:19:28
  That's just my opinion and who am I?
• 1:19:30
  They're probably raking in the dough because all the suckers
• 1:19:33
  that don't care. I I'm glad to know that you and
• 1:19:38
  I have the same take on on it essentially so.
• 1:19:44
  Yeah, well, now that we're like multi streaming, like so many
• 1:19:48
  potential ways, I I find no attachment to worry about.
• 1:19:53
  Oh, if we criticize Rumble, it's like, dude, Rumble makes mad
• 1:19:56
  mistakes. Here's one.
• 1:19:58
  Here's like an open secret that even fucking Chris knows.
• 1:20:02
  If you just open up a bunch of tabs on Rumble, you can pad your
• 1:20:05
  own numbers. Yeah.
• 1:20:09
  Real easy too. Double that if you got AVPN.
• 1:20:15
  Oh yeah, definitely. Yeah, you can bought your own
• 1:20:18
  shit. Imagine that.
• 1:20:20
  That's pathetic. Actually.
• 1:20:23
  You can't do that on YouTube. You know, Sam, you can't just
• 1:20:25
  open up 50 tabs and it says 50 viewers, but you can on Rumble.
• 1:20:30
  No, I no, I know because I've tried.
• 1:20:31
  I've tried those exact things. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's
• 1:20:36
  such a like AI think it's there on purpose, to be honest with
• 1:20:41
  you. I think they like when people
• 1:20:42
  bought their streams. Yeah, Well, well that well, so
• 1:20:47
  that's the other thing with that's the other thing with the
• 1:20:49
  Super Bowl show because they were saying, oh man, we beat Bad
• 1:20:54
  Bunny and you know, we we beat that, you know, half time shot
• 1:21:00
  of the water with ours. But like the the TPSA Super Bowl
• 1:21:08
  show was like only streamed online and like online, it might
• 1:21:17
  have done better. But there are these things
• 1:21:19
  called, you know, Neilson ratings and I bet you if we
• 1:21:24
  included that like the the. Here's my problem.
• 1:21:29
  Nobody has disputed what I said in my video like 3 years ago.
• 1:21:33
  The Internet is dead. You've seen the video.
• 1:21:36
  I know you have. Yes.
• 1:21:37
  I said in that video, the Nielsen rating board, OK, they
• 1:21:43
  decide, you know, based on their metrics, what the ratings for TV
• 1:21:48
  show are or a radio show for that matter.
• 1:21:51
  But the only people reporting views on YouTube is YouTube, and
• 1:21:57
  they determine what a view is and how they get those numbers
• 1:22:00
  themselves. Same with Rumble, same with
• 1:22:02
  Twitter, same all all platforms. There is no ratings board for
• 1:22:07
  the Internet for view counts. So you, you know, like Netflix
• 1:22:11
  for example, they're saying, oh, 2.5 million people watched RAW
• 1:22:15
  this week. How do we know that?
• 1:22:18
  That's just what they tell us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 1:22:24
  So this is my problem with all view counts is.
• 1:22:30
  This is why I posit that the Internet is essentially fake for
• 1:22:34
  a lot of it is fake. A lot of it are bots.
• 1:22:36
  Even the people you talk to in the comments section and things,
• 1:22:40
  a lot of it is bots. Now that AI is an open secret.
• 1:22:43
  My video that was a deep conspiracy theory a couple years
• 1:22:46
  ago, Sam, everybody just accepts it to be true.
• 1:22:49
  And so I missed the boat. I guess I was ahead of the curve
• 1:22:55
  and now everybody's just accepted that the Internet is
• 1:22:57
  full of just bots and nothing but bots.
• 1:23:01
  Yeah, which is which is why I enjoy, which is why, which
• 1:23:06
  honestly is why I enjoy podcasting with you and
• 1:23:08
  Morpheus. Like if if you want to know the
• 1:23:11
  truth, like talking to you know you guys and then talking to
• 1:23:16
  guests. Like it is online true, but it
• 1:23:20
  feels authentic and real. Well, yeah, there's nothing
• 1:23:26
  realer than doing a podcast with your pants off, Sam.
• 1:23:31
  I mean, is that's the best way to do it?
• 1:23:34
  Yeah, right. Hashtag no pants name.
• 1:23:40
  So what makes it better than traditional radio Sam?
• 1:23:43
  A lack of pants. I mean, you don't did you need
• 1:23:50
  pants for? Well, I suppose you did if you
• 1:23:52
  were and if you weren't, like that's.
• 1:23:54
  The one I get called down to HR for one of them sexual
• 1:23:57
  harassment complaints. You needed pants.
• 1:24:00
  Well, yeah, unless you're right, unless you were like one of
• 1:24:03
  those celebrities that had like a home suit or something, but
• 1:24:07
  that's rare. But yeah, yeah, no pants are
• 1:24:12
  needed with podcast and so. And you get to bring your own
• 1:24:17
  jerky. Yeah, well, although like I
• 1:24:24
  like, I like jerky, just not the.
• 1:24:27
  Same I bet. I'll just not the same as
• 1:24:34
  Jeffrey though. You can't say jerky at all.
• 1:24:45
  What about if it was Jamaican jerk jerky?
• 1:24:48
  Have heard that word and that reference far too many times.
• 1:24:55
  OK, I'm going to have to sit through it again, but it's going
• 1:25:01
  to be worth it. So.
• 1:25:07
  But he can't say he likes jerky. Like he can't say that no more.
• 1:25:11
  He can't. Just can't.
• 1:25:14
  Well, that that that I. Like animal jerky.
• 1:25:16
  Not, not, not human jerky. Well, that.
• 1:25:19
  I mean look man, don't knock it till you try it is all I'm.
• 1:25:22
  Max Well that. I am not a candle Max.
• 1:25:27
  Well, that that. Is it cannibalism if they
• 1:25:30
  weren't human? No.
• 1:25:37
  Well, there you go. They were lizard people.
• 1:25:39
  They're. Not lizard jerky.
• 1:25:43
  Sounds good. You know, you know what you know
• 1:25:47
  what I have heard is good actually is a guanami you.
• 1:25:55
  You don't want to eat no iguana meat, Sam.
• 1:25:57
  They got all kind of salmonella and STD's and shit.
• 1:26:02
  Especially from the Fallout universe.
• 1:26:03
  Happens when you fuck around with Lola Vice.
• 1:26:05
  You get a STD. Nice.
• 1:26:10
  A championship, yes, but it burns when you pee too.
• 1:26:15
  I knew, I knew that that I knew that that joke was was coming
• 1:26:20
  well. Fuck that bitch.
• 1:26:25
  Well, don't fuck that bitch. But.
• 1:26:26
  Yeah, don't fuck that. No, do not.
• 1:26:29
  Fuck that bitch. She got the.
• 1:26:31
  She got the burning. One but it's but it's a free
• 1:26:35
  fuck. Oh, it's not free.
• 1:26:38
  It'll cost you everything. Yeah.
• 1:26:45
  You be you be you be like, really thinking about the price
• 1:26:49
  you paid when you're standing over the toilet like.
• 1:26:54
  Well, I mean more I mean. Why is there blood?
• 1:27:03
  Yeah. OK, fine.
• 1:27:05
  I'll just wrap it up. So the weeds are eating people,
• 1:27:15
  Sam. Yeah, don't.
• 1:27:19
  Don't be silly. Wrap up your Willy.
• 1:27:23
  Every president is gay. Except for Trump.
• 1:27:27
  No, then he wouldn't be president.
• 1:27:35
  You got to listen to the song that I linked.
• 1:27:37
  See, Sam Sure, he's right. He'd show that dude.
• 1:27:41
  We turn off the cameras, we turn off the lights.
• 1:27:44
  He's like, all right, everybody have a good week.
• 1:27:46
  And we don't even know what happened to Sam.
• 1:27:49
  He just disappears. Well, I've been, I've been off,
• 1:27:52
  right? I've been off writing.
• 1:27:57
  A likely story. You just he just said he he he
• 1:28:02
  likes jerky though. Are you sure you weren't on any
• 1:28:06
  trips to islands? Sam following Stephen Hawking's
• 1:28:12
  footsteps. Well, Tire.
• 1:28:15
  Footsteps get it? Well, tire tracks.
• 1:28:19
  No, no, once he got on that island they gave him some
• 1:28:23
  adrenochrome and he was fucking cruising.
• 1:28:27
  Well, clearly that clearly that hasn't happened to me.
• 1:28:33
  You haven't gotten any adrenochrome?
• 1:28:35
  Damn, that's exactly why you're still in a wheelchair.
• 1:28:39
  Probably. That shit, that shit cures
• 1:28:41
  everything and gets you really high and all you got to do is
• 1:28:45
  torture some babies and make jerky.
• 1:28:48
  Yeah, which I'm not into. Well, you don't have to do the
• 1:28:52
  torturing Sam that Jeffrey didn't Jeff Epstein, He hired a
• 1:28:57
  cannibal. Chef, Yeah, but see I'm.
• 1:28:59
  Not and he used lemongrass and a little bit of soy sauce and some
• 1:29:04
  teriyaki. Must have been delicious, you
• 1:29:10
  know. So I bet it was all organic.
• 1:29:14
  Oh God, see. Sam, hold on, This is important.
• 1:29:22
  If you're not consuming any animal products, is that vegan?
• 1:29:28
  Yeah, I believe that that's. There you go.
• 1:29:33
  So it's a vegan diet to eat jerky.
• 1:29:38
  Well, to eat that, to eat to eat that jerky, but.
• 1:29:42
  Aren't, but aren't but aren't humans animal?
• 1:29:47
  No, because we have government and the government says we're
• 1:29:52
  better than animals. Well, for right now, if the if,
• 1:29:59
  if, if the environment if if the environment, if if the
• 1:30:05
  environmental whack, if the environmental Reno greenie
• 1:30:09
  wackos win, then we're that would.
• 1:30:13
  Be jerky for everybody, Sam. Well, no.
• 1:30:17
  Well, no, Max. Made of people.
• 1:30:19
  Well, no Max that. We Epstein was Soylent Greening.
• 1:30:24
  Yeah, he was. Just ahead of the curve.
• 1:30:29
  So what you're saying is that movie was a documentary?
• 1:30:35
  Well. It's funny because Sam, you look
• 1:30:38
  at all the media that I've referenced, even on this show,
• 1:30:41
  the shit that I've been into since I was a kid, and it's like
• 1:30:46
  A Clockwork Orange. I'm always talking about that,
• 1:30:48
  right? Go ahead and read the book and
• 1:30:50
  see what the drink that they drink is made out of.
• 1:30:53
  It's made out of Drencrom Sam. Yeah.
• 1:30:58
  How about Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?
• 1:31:01
  You've seen that one. What's the fucking in the red
• 1:31:03
  vial, Sam? Adrenochrome.
• 1:31:08
  Adrenochrome. Yeah, Jeffrey Epstein eating
• 1:31:12
  babies is just a part of a much larger thing that's been going
• 1:31:16
  on. And it's funny watching the
• 1:31:20
  normies wake up to it because they're like, Alex Jones was
• 1:31:24
  right. And I'm like, Alex Jones was so
• 1:31:27
  late to this party. Hunter S Thompson was right,
• 1:31:32
  bitch. Yep.
• 1:31:38
  Oh boy. Fucking George Orwell was right,
• 1:31:43
  you know. Oh yeah.
• 1:31:48
  But alas, our society's memory span is about 15 seconds, so.
• 1:31:54
  I OK. Art is dead.
• 1:31:56
  AI has replaced it. Sam, I'm going to start.
• 1:32:00
  Give me pictures of you. I'm going to just feed them to
• 1:32:02
  grok and I'm going to make a movie an hour and a half of Sam
• 1:32:11
  doing something. Oh boy, I can't wait for.
• 1:32:21
  I feel like you're gonna. Did you see I made a video?
• 1:32:24
  I Do you remember the Dave hat that says I hate?
• 1:32:29
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I took that picture of
• 1:32:33
  Dave wearing the hat that says that he hates black people, and
• 1:32:37
  I put it into Grok, and Grok made him say that he hates black
• 1:32:43
  people because they took his parking spot, which is such a
• 1:32:46
  Dave thing that I feel like Grok actually captured him pretty
• 1:32:52
  good. Also, Dave has just been
• 1:33:02
  delightful the last couple of weeks and I feel like I might
• 1:33:05
  have to do a cringing over coffee about Dave's antics since
• 1:33:09
  he got in his accident. Well, hey, well, hey, listen X
• 1:33:12
  on the subjective Dave. I actually had an idea.
• 1:33:18
  Dave, the rock opera you dig? Like just the story of Dave in
• 1:33:29
  rock opera form. We could have because I got.
• 1:33:33
  New metal though. Yeah, yeah, you can.
• 1:33:38
  No, it's like like Limp Bizkit corn, that like style of music
• 1:33:42
  because that's Dave. Right, right.
• 1:33:45
  But Dave? Is like Gen.
• 1:33:46
  X man. Yeah, but like.
• 1:33:50
  In 1995 and he hates it here. But see, we, we, we could have
• 1:33:56
  like songs like you, a spider. See that that that song that you
• 1:34:00
  made with Suno, that gave me that the idea of like a, of like
• 1:34:05
  a death metal opera basically. Oh, I'm already I no, you just
• 1:34:09
  stole my idea that I said on the show last week, Sam.
• 1:34:12
  I said I was working on an album with the AI of Dave Lyrics.
• 1:34:18
  Yeah. So you just had a fever dream
• 1:34:20
  and remembered my joke from last week?
• 1:34:23
  But that's what I'm going to do. I, I'm working on this actually
• 1:34:27
  a double album, since everybody's doing AI and I have
• 1:34:31
  never made music with AI that I like took seriously.
• 1:34:34
  But since everybody seems to think that's OK now I'm just
• 1:34:37
  going to take things Dave has said and make them into songs of
• 1:34:41
  various styles. And that's one part of the
• 1:34:45
  album. And the other part is I'm going
• 1:34:46
  to make my own music, one of which is a promo track for
• 1:34:51
  something you're working on. But yeah, I'm going to come out
• 1:34:55
  with an album probably by Summertime I, I reckon.
• 1:35:01
  I I bet you'll get on Apple Music before before someone else
• 1:35:07
  does. Well, yeah, I won't get the Dave
• 1:35:11
  one on right because it's going to be openly and said that this
• 1:35:14
  is an AI thing because I'm not stupid.
• 1:35:21
  Right. Yeah, but there's ones that I
• 1:35:23
  make myself. Yeah, they'll be available
• 1:35:25
  anywhere. Music, you know, you can
• 1:35:27
  distribute music. Spotify, mostly.
• 1:35:32
  I'm a Spotify guy myself so. Speaking of, how is Johnny Fox?
• 1:35:40
  He's doing what the AI tells him to apparently.
• 1:35:43
  I just checked today and he said that he's going to consolidate
• 1:35:49
  all his content onto the 1 channel again and so don't
• 1:35:54
  unsubscribe because you see all the video game content spamming
• 1:35:58
  you. Trust me bro.
• 1:36:01
  That's basically what he said. Something like that.
• 1:36:03
  Oh well, to why I boy, I unsubscribed.
• 1:36:08
  At least I think. At least I think I did.
• 1:36:11
  I might. Have ever subscribed to him.
• 1:36:14
  I just search manually for his channel every time.
• 1:36:19
  And that's probably actually better for him.
• 1:36:21
  Like he probably gets more metric out of that than being
• 1:36:25
  subbed. But it's not about that.
• 1:36:27
  It's just that's what I do, you know, I'm always like, I don't,
• 1:36:31
  I don't look at him very often. Like every, you know, every
• 1:36:35
  couple weeks I'm like, oh, what's Johnny Fox up to?
• 1:36:39
  Yeah, sure. Can't.
• 1:36:43
  Well, I have a bookmark to check every day if there's anything
• 1:36:47
  breaking on him. Sam, I've been offered all of
• 1:36:51
  the court documents. Should I take all of Cantwell's
• 1:36:54
  court documents of him pulling a gun on a trans person?
• 1:36:58
  I mean, if if you're being offered, why not?
• 1:37:01
  Yeah, it's legal. I checked.
• 1:37:03
  It's from the like, it's the court records.
• 1:37:08
  Yeah, man, go ahead. Go ahead and do it then.
• 1:37:12
  Yeah, the only thing is it'll dox the tranny.
• 1:37:16
  Oh. And they're kind of a well known
• 1:37:19
  a Harvard professor and one of the godfathers of trans surgery.
• 1:37:28
  Oh. Yeah, that's who.
• 1:37:31
  Can't well pull the gun on. Mm hmm.
• 1:37:39
  Well, this is an interesting development then.
• 1:37:43
  Yeah, yeah. I don't know what to do with
• 1:37:45
  that information. I tend to want to protect a
• 1:37:47
  victim, but I was told it was a woman, Sam.
• 1:37:53
  I wasn't told it was a trans woman until later.
• 1:37:56
  And so then I was like, OK, maybe I will still protect the
• 1:38:01
  victim in this case. But then I found out that this
• 1:38:04
  trans person is famous and they are pretty bad actually.
• 1:38:10
  Yeah. Well, that that's what I was
• 1:38:12
  going to say. I'm not so sure if I Yeah.
• 1:38:19
  Yeah, I don't know. Well, I'm going to, I'm going to
• 1:38:22
  get the court documents. Whether or not I published them
• 1:38:26
  is going to depend on me reading through them and potentially
• 1:38:29
  even them asking some some counsel of some people on on it
• 1:38:35
  and see how legal it is to release because I don't want to.
• 1:38:41
  I can say this with confidence. I am 100% certain that
• 1:38:45
  Christopher Cantwell is in jail and he is facing some serious
• 1:38:49
  charges, felony charges. And I will have a trove of
• 1:38:54
  documents to back that up and I've already released some.
• 1:38:58
  So to to prove my point, it's interesting Sam in the Cantwell
• 1:39:02
  story. Not the local media, not the
• 1:39:05
  libertarian media, not the alt right Nazi media and not the
• 1:39:09
  left who covers alt right Nazis. None of these sources or Kiwi
• 1:39:14
  farms who covers locales. No one has covered Chris
• 1:39:18
  Cantwell's release from prison and then re arrest for pulling a
• 1:39:21
  gun on a trans person. No, no, you're, you're the,
• 1:39:24
  you're the only person. But I know this is a fact that
• 1:39:28
  happened. Like I know it's this happened
• 1:39:33
  100% he is in jail right now. Isn't that wild that something
• 1:39:39
  so crazy doesn't even get reported because Jeffrey Epstein
• 1:39:43
  eats babies? Well, he, well, he is hogging up
• 1:39:49
  the news cycle. He does that a lot for a dead.
• 1:39:51
  Hogging up all the jerky. He does that a lot for a dead
• 1:39:56
  man, allegedly. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:04
  So yeah, Chris Cantwell apparently tried to kill the guy
• 1:40:08
  that invented trans surgery. I don't.
• 1:40:13
  Know not a guy anymore, according to himself.
• 1:40:16
  Well, I don't. I don't know how.
• 1:40:17
  I don't know how I feel about that.
• 1:40:19
  You know Max. Hey, that's how we should start
• 1:40:22
  phrasing it when we're talking about trannies, huh?
• 1:40:24
  And they're no longer a guy, according to themself.
• 1:40:32
  Yeah. Because that's technically all
• 1:40:35
  true, but it makes them sound terrible, right?
• 1:40:40
  It makes them sound annoying. Because they are terrible.
• 1:40:44
  And they I know. Annoying.
• 1:40:46
  And they shoot up middle schools on occasion.
• 1:40:51
  On occasion, more like. Becoming a monthly ritual.
• 1:41:01
  Yeah, just about Yeah. Oh, it's all, it's all due to.
• 1:41:10
  It's all due to transphobia. No, it's not.
• 1:41:14
  I told y'all we needed asylums. Ain't nobody want to listen now
• 1:41:21
  there's trannies shooting open out of school.
• 1:41:23
  I'm telling you right now, I think if you're a trans person
• 1:41:28
  and you make any type of threat 1, you should be on a fucking
• 1:41:31
  hold. I'm starting to think, look if
• 1:41:34
  you can't, you can't be on certain medications and buy a
• 1:41:43
  gun, maybe trans, Maybe that should disqualify you too.
• 1:41:50
  Well, yeah, I mean, aren't they all supposed to be on
• 1:41:54
  medications anyway? Like that, that that's what I
• 1:41:58
  that's what they keep saying. They they all keep saying that
• 1:42:01
  they're on like, you know, hormone, hormone medications.
• 1:42:06
  So. Yeah, it's tragic.
• 1:42:11
  My heart goes out to all the families affected.
• 1:42:14
  This was a middle school Sam, 12/13/14 year olds mostly, and I
• 1:42:22
  can't imagine the worst scenario.
• 1:42:24
  And that fucker's going to burn in hell for it.
• 1:42:27
  But yeah, it keeps happening. It keeps being trans people,
• 1:42:32
  Very specific group of people. Isn't it less than less than 1%
• 1:42:37
  of the population? And at this point, they're like
• 1:42:40
  80% of the mass shootings. Yeah.
• 1:42:43
  And, and have you, and have you noticed that that like that the
• 1:42:47
  left never reports on that, but oh, we need to get rid of guns.
• 1:42:53
  Of course not. Yeah, well of course, because of
• 1:42:56
  1 is a thing they like and 1 is a thing they hate.
• 1:43:01
  They like trans, they hate guns. So it's just that's how they're
• 1:43:04
  always going to see it. This is a problem on both sides
• 1:43:08
  though. It's like everybody set in their
• 1:43:11
  position. So a guy like me especially
• 1:43:13
  doesn't really fit in anywhere because I go on to the right and
• 1:43:17
  I'm like, man, you're all a bunch of corporate ass kissers,
• 1:43:19
  what are you doing? You know.
• 1:43:24
  Like you don't have to be cringe sell out corporate ass kiss to
• 1:43:28
  not be on the left. Right, No, I, I.
• 1:43:32
  No, I Sam, you're you're you're rebel.
• 1:43:34
  Sam is our fucking rock star. I meant other people.
• 1:43:39
  No, I no, I know, I know. I know exactly what you meant.
• 1:43:46
  So yeah, let's see, who, who else can we piss off tonight?
• 1:43:53
  Tim Poole. I'm going to I'm going to
• 1:43:55
  release a big secret about Tim Poole Sam.
• 1:44:00
  Everybody like this is going to blow the lid off the thing.
• 1:44:03
  In fact, once the lid's off, everybody's going to see the
• 1:44:06
  truth. Bear Is that Tim Poole?
• 1:44:09
  Sam Bald? Shocker.
• 1:44:13
  Yeah, I know. He hid it so well.
• 1:44:18
  Nobody knew. But I hate, I hate to be the
• 1:44:21
  bearer of bad news as as Black Pill Phil might say, there's
• 1:44:27
  going to be some hard truths. But Tim Poole Ball.
• 1:44:36
  Here's here's my question, Max, Why is it?
• 1:44:40
  Why is it that he that he has all his money right and yet?
• 1:44:48
  And none of the hair I know. Well, yeah.
• 1:44:52
  Well, OK. Imagine having all that money
• 1:44:54
  and no hair. Couldn't.
• 1:44:56
  Be Yeah, yeah, I'm going to Turkey like Hassan.
• 1:45:00
  And he's short. Well, I I hadn't thought of
• 1:45:02
  that. Imagine.
• 1:45:03
  Being short and bald like him, That would go ahead, Sam.
• 1:45:10
  That would suck. Well, not well, not do that, but
• 1:45:12
  he has all that. He has all that money, but he
• 1:45:15
  dresses like he's a poor person. I know.
• 1:45:19
  Like, at least I'm poor. I got an excuse.
• 1:45:24
  Tim Poole. I don't know man.
• 1:45:27
  You're you may be poor, mad, but you but you dress, you dress
• 1:45:31
  better than he does. I got this bat this.
• 1:45:34
  This Batman hoodie is pretty fresh, I'm not going to lie.
• 1:45:38
  It is it's it's, it's fresher. It's that's what I'm saying,
• 1:45:44
  like you dress fresher than Tim Poole, who has oh, I have, I
• 1:45:49
  have all this money. Really, Tim?
• 1:45:51
  Then why? Then why do you look broke as
• 1:45:53
  fuck all the time? I guarantee you the the song
• 1:45:59
  that I'm going to record where I actually am going to sing it
• 1:46:02
  will be less cringe than all of his songs.
• 1:46:06
  Which I've never listened to. Oh no, Sam, you have to listen
• 1:46:12
  to at least one Tim Pool song, watch one music video just
• 1:46:16
  because it's so bad. Oh God.
• 1:46:20
  It's so bad you have to watch it but not on stream because he'll
• 1:46:25
  copy claim because he's a bitch. What's funny is it sounds like
• 1:46:30
  corporal Rock to me. It's not even yeah, but it's
• 1:46:33
  like Bad Corporal. It's like he's listened to
• 1:46:36
  Nickelback 60,000 times, but he doesn't even get what makes
• 1:46:40
  Nickelback work, let alone music.
• 1:46:43
  And Nickelback, Nickelback is actually good.
• 1:46:46
  Well, yeah, but that's the style he's kind of going for.
• 1:46:49
  Right now, right now, but, but I'm just saying people like to
• 1:46:52
  mock Nickelback, but I'm saying Nickelback.
• 1:46:54
  I love Nickelback. Hey Sam, we got to talk about
• 1:46:58
  this Shinedown pulling out of the America Festival.
• 1:47:02
  What do you think about this? I would like to know more.
• 1:47:09
  They told you why. It's because that they think
• 1:47:11
  that it would alienate some of their lefty fans, basically.
• 1:47:17
  So they're not. Going to do Kid Rock's festival
• 1:47:20
  anymore? You know that'll alienate the
• 1:47:23
  righty fans. After they were making fun of
• 1:47:26
  Ludacris for dropping out too, they were make the drummer was
• 1:47:29
  making fun of Ludacris for dropping out saying he was a
• 1:47:31
  pussy and now and now Shinedown has dropped out.
• 1:47:35
  Yeah, well, there'll be. One of those all black
• 1:47:37
  background white text statements.
• 1:47:39
  I'm I'm not going to sugarcoat it, Sam.
• 1:47:42
  I disagree with that and I'm very disappointed in Shinedown
• 1:47:45
  for making that. They in in so trying not to make
• 1:47:49
  a stand to alienate some of their fans.
• 1:47:50
  They have alienated a lot of us. Yeah, I, yeah, I would, I would.
• 1:47:56
  It's. Not irreconcilable, I just think
• 1:47:58
  it was a bad move. Yeah.
• 1:48:02
  I'm not like fuck them or anything like that, I just think
• 1:48:05
  that was a very poorly thought out decision.
• 1:48:09
  Yeah. I think them dropping out
• 1:48:11
  brought more attention to it actually, and if they had just
• 1:48:14
  done the festival people would the the few people that were
• 1:48:17
  bitching wouldn't have fucking mattered.
• 1:48:22
  I, I would, I would agree with that.
• 1:48:28
  I I would agree with that wholeheartedly.
• 1:48:31
  I'm not calling for boycotts or anything like that.
• 1:48:35
  I still think they're an awesome band.
• 1:48:37
  I just wish that they would do things different.
• 1:48:42
  Yeah. Then I figured we have to talk
• 1:48:46
  about it because we have mentioned that we like Shinedown
• 1:48:49
  a lot on this show many a times. So, well, and one a lot of
• 1:48:52
  people who and a lot of people who follow them follow us too.
• 1:48:58
  Yeah, Heck, heck, even some, even some of the band numbers
• 1:49:01
  follow us. So yeah, not, not sure.
• 1:49:04
  I'm not. Trying to be disrespectful for
• 1:49:06
  those who know more, but I do think it's a really
• 1:49:10
  disappointing outcome. Well, well, well, that's why I'm
• 1:49:13
  saying like, that's why I'm saying I would like to know more
• 1:49:16
  like if if this is your decision, that's not great.
• 1:49:18
  But like I would understand if it were like man, if it were
• 1:49:23
  like upper management at ways, but.
• 1:49:27
  Well, this they they put out a statement as a bad and you can
• 1:49:32
  read that if you if you missed it, you should go check what
• 1:49:35
  they said they had to say for themselves.
• 1:49:37
  They did try to be like, they tried to say we're not taking a
• 1:49:42
  political stand, but in so doing, they kind of have.
• 1:49:46
  Yeah. I wouldn't care if they went and
• 1:49:51
  played Lefty Fest, right? Oh, neither would I.
• 1:49:57
  Right. So I don't know.
• 1:50:00
  It's a shame, you know, I still like the band and they've been
• 1:50:04
  doing a lot of cool stuff this year, so it is what it is.
• 1:50:09
  Yeah, that's a lot of. Pressure like you're mentioning
• 1:50:12
  from management, corporation, sponsors, all that stuff.
• 1:50:15
  I get that it's easy for me to criticize and it's a probably a
• 1:50:20
  lot trickier to navigate this shit.
• 1:50:22
  I will fully concede that. Yeah, but I still.
• 1:50:25
  Don't like that decision? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:50:31
  Question, why is Bad Bunny clearing all, all his social
• 1:50:35
  media? Yeah, I did see that honestly,
• 1:50:40
  like like I've said. For him, that's the that's a
• 1:50:44
  positive, right, is get off social media, OK?
• 1:50:47
  Yeah, that's always good for any man especially.
• 1:50:50
  A gay one, yeah. Might make him straight.
• 1:50:57
  Well, that might be the that might be the first good thing
• 1:50:59
  he's doing. I suspect it's because of the
• 1:51:01
  backlash honestly. I've been waiting for somebody
• 1:51:05
  to. I keep calling him gay as much
• 1:51:08
  as possible, so somebody will actually he's bi to me so that I
• 1:51:12
  can make the case that that to me is the same thing.
• 1:51:15
  If you're a dude who will sleep with another dude, I don't care
• 1:51:19
  what your opinion on women is. You're gay.
• 1:51:24
  Facts. Yeah.
• 1:51:27
  So I'm, I just want to clarify that that's how I define it.
• 1:51:33
  Do you sleep with dudes gay? Do you not sleep with dudes?
• 1:51:39
  Not gay? That that is.
• 1:51:43
  Pretty easy determining factor. That used to be like and that
• 1:51:49
  used to be like common not that long ago.
• 1:51:57
  Yeah, and now it's common for people just sleeping with dudes.
• 1:52:02
  I don't know, that's weird to me.
• 1:52:04
  Call me old fashioned Sam, but two dudes fucking is weird.
• 1:52:10
  It is. Where do you even put it?
• 1:52:16
  In the butt. Wash your mouth out, Marthias.
• 1:52:21
  That's disgusting. Who would ever fucking do that?
• 1:52:25
  You put it in the butt or you put it in the other guy's mouth.
• 1:52:29
  Gay dudes, That too all. Right.
• 1:52:34
  What was I thinking? You're right, gay dudes.
• 1:52:38
  But we put it in the mouth before or after you put it in
• 1:52:41
  the butt. Well, no, you're, you're, you're
• 1:52:43
  just homophobic like I and Max. Welcome to the club.
• 1:52:47
  I am not scared of fags, Sam, I just think they're funny.
• 1:52:54
  They are sometimes. I am not homophobic.
• 1:52:59
  Although, although Mile Mile Roy doesn't have a sense of humor
• 1:53:05
  anymore, he's kind of, he's kind of a depressed clown now.
• 1:53:11
  If Sam if you hear 2 gay guys talking to each other, how hard
• 1:53:16
  is it not to laugh? Really hard.
• 1:53:23
  Like I'll be no stop. Yeah, yeah, gay guys is
• 1:53:31
  hilarious. What would you call that if gay
• 1:53:34
  guys make you laugh hysterically, uncontrollably
• 1:53:37
  every time he's is that homophobia?
• 1:53:39
  I don't think that's a phobia. Well, no, but that's like.
• 1:53:47
  Homo hysteria because they make me laugh hysterically.
• 1:53:52
  Oh my God, that that we're, we're coining that term.
• 1:53:56
  I'm not homophobic, I'm homo hysteric.
• 1:54:01
  That's right. We're copyrighted.
• 1:54:07
  We're copyrighting that too. I'm not transphobic, I'm just
• 1:54:12
  normal. Hey fucking then you don't want
• 1:54:17
  to say that. Why don't I want to say that?
• 1:54:24
  Homo hysteria is a sociological term defining the fear
• 1:54:28
  heterosexual men have of being perceived as gay, leading them
• 1:54:33
  to devoid to avoid behaviors such as gender, atypical or
• 1:54:37
  feminine to. But yeah, it's basically saying
• 1:54:41
  you're. You were just describing me.
• 1:54:43
  What are you talking about? Wait, so that's.
• 1:54:45
  Like I avoid behaviors that pitch me up and make me look
• 1:54:48
  like a faggot. Yes, Yes, I do.
• 1:54:51
  So you hear of being perceived? Yeah.
• 1:54:54
  I don't want no one to think I'm gay, dog.
• 1:54:57
  That's right. Cool, then I guess you should
• 1:54:58
  say it all right. Why the fuck would I?
• 1:55:01
  Yeah, I have a problem like. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
• 1:55:04
  though Max? Is it?
• 1:55:05
  Wait, wait, wait though Maxine? Is it?
• 1:55:07
  Is it like, is it basically implying it?
• 1:55:10
  Like is it like gay men or like secretly afraid of being?
• 1:55:15
  No, that straight men are afraid of being perceived as gay, so
• 1:55:20
  they don't engage in effeminate behavior.
• 1:55:24
  Does that sound familiar? To protect their masculine say?
• 1:55:29
  Yeah, I'm a fucking masculine dude, Sam.
• 1:55:32
  I don't. Want to?
• 1:55:33
  Thinking I'm a queer. Yeah, same here.
• 1:55:36
  I am homo hysterics. Yes, yes, that is fair.
• 1:55:44
  Yeah, man, they touch you. You already had a gay guy touch
• 1:55:47
  you. I had.
• 1:55:50
  Punch him. I did the same thing, it almost
• 1:55:54
  got like expelled from school. They were trying to rape you at
• 1:56:00
  school and shit. See these gay guys, man, They
• 1:56:03
  can't help. It's no wonder you got to be on
• 1:56:05
  the lookout for them. Yeah, no, I know.
• 1:56:08
  I'm not. I'm not.
• 1:56:08
  I'm not even. I'm not even kidding.
• 1:56:10
  Next, you know, you're just hanging out.
• 1:56:12
  Next thing you know, here's Jeffrey Epstein.
• 1:56:14
  And if he's offering you a jerky.
• 1:56:17
  Well, no, it was what I do. It was more like this guy wanted
• 1:56:21
  to wanted to make me into jerky and I punched.
• 1:56:25
  Him and said you to give him a little jerky.
• 1:56:29
  Unfortunately yes and I told I told him to fuck off and I
• 1:56:32
  punched him. Wanted to take him to the bone.
• 1:56:35
  And and then, and then here's the good thing.
• 1:56:39
  I'd be crippled when he accused me of, like when he accused me
• 1:56:44
  of hitting him. I'm like, I'm crippled.
• 1:56:46
  I can't throw a punch. And you know what?
• 1:56:52
  Nobody could prove. Nobody could prove me wrong.
• 1:56:57
  That's right. So being crippled does have its
• 1:57:01
  advantages sometimes. Yeah, and a if you have weird
• 1:57:09
  hand movements, that's why. As opposed to gay guys who do it
• 1:57:14
  on account of they're trying to jerk off the air, right and see
• 1:57:21
  as holo hysterics. We don't want people to think
• 1:57:25
  that Sam's being gay. He has cerebral palsy.
• 1:57:31
  Which is completely different. It's completely different.
• 1:57:35
  It does not require him to touch a penis at all.
• 1:57:42
  Well, except for my own when I'm going to the bathroom, but
• 1:57:45
  that's another story. Also, why is your Why is your
• 1:57:54
  wife looking at you funny? I saw that look.
• 1:57:57
  I was looking at her funny, like, did he just say that?
• 1:58:04
  Yeah, and I'm. You got it all backwards.
• 1:58:07
  This time it was me looking at her like, did he just say that?
• 1:58:11
  See, you think he's, you're so used to it the other way.
• 1:58:19
  I did not think you would. Well, actually not touching
• 1:58:22
  penises, but you did. Just just had just had to put
• 1:58:29
  the caveat in there. Right.
• 1:58:31
  It's like, oh God, if I had said that and left it hanging, I
• 1:58:37
  wouldn't be able to go pee later because I'd be a liar.
• 1:58:42
  I see what I see what you what you did there.
• 1:58:48
  Well, you got to let it hang low sometime, Sam.
• 1:58:53
  Drag on the floor a little bit, feel the cold tile on the tip.
• 1:58:57
  Oh, come on. OK, fat dudes using the
• 1:59:03
  handicapped stalls when you're not actually like being fat is
• 1:59:07
  not Oh yeah, we've we've. Been fat is not a handicap.
• 1:59:11
  We did. Sorry Mark, we we did this rant
• 1:59:14
  last year, yeah. Well-being fat can be a
• 1:59:18
  handicap, but it is in fact a mental one.
• 1:59:23
  But self-imposed. Yes.
• 1:59:29
  Yeah, when you get fat brained, that's the problem really.
• 1:59:34
  A lot of these women out there protesting ICE seem very fat
• 1:59:38
  brained huh? So do some of the.
• 1:59:41
  So do the men. That's true and half of them
• 1:59:45
  were like skinny fat too man. What's worse than being skinny
• 1:59:50
  fat, though? Nothing.
• 1:59:55
  Like I can get away with being fat because I'm a large framed
• 1:59:58
  dude but if you're a skinny dude and you gain 5 lbs bitches would
• 2:00:02
  be like man you be fat as fuck. That's that's true, true.
• 2:00:18
  That's just don't like a skinny fat guy.
• 2:00:22
  And I have the deal for back the more the more this and I both
• 2:00:25
  skinny guys so. That's right.
• 2:00:28
  Don't get skinny fat. Then it's not going to.
• 2:00:32
  Let me look at Sam. He's like an.
• 2:00:34
  Absolute I'm not a skinny as. You hang out with all these
• 2:00:36
  Playboy models and shit, he's fine.
• 2:00:41
  That's where you are. Guys going around talking about
• 2:00:43
  mogging when Sam exists. Damn straight.
• 2:00:49
  Ladies. Here.
• 2:00:53
  Oh, Yep, ladies, Max is rolling a blunt now, so I've got to do
• 2:01:01
  it manly. But yeah, like I said, new book
• 2:01:09
  comes out. May not May 10th.
• 2:01:14
  God, that would be awful. March 10th.
• 2:01:19
  And yeah, I'm I'm looking forward to this.
• 2:01:27
  More bits and bones. It's big bones.
• 2:01:31
  Yeah, we'll be we'll be covering the PlayStation State of Play
• 2:01:35
  and a few other interesting bits and bobs that have happened this
• 2:01:38
  week. There's an update on the Waty
• 2:01:43
  lawsuit as well. Interesting.
• 2:01:46
  Whatever you do more, do not get sick before the show.
• 2:01:51
  No, I will try not to. I was thinking of making a game
• 2:01:58
  and naming it gay pornography so they have to cover it on bits
• 2:02:02
  and bones. Well, we already did.
• 2:02:08
  What? What kind of game?
• 2:02:09
  Max. I don't.
• 2:02:11
  I feel like it would be a text adventure, right?
• 2:02:15
  It would have to be. Kind of like AD and D adventure.
• 2:02:19
  Yeah, yeah, choose your own D. Yeah.
• 2:02:27
  We could. We could just adapt Cantwell's
• 2:02:29
  book into a visual novel with AI.
• 2:02:34
  Oh no, I never mind. Forget I ever said that, because
• 2:02:38
  that's an awful idea. It is.
• 2:02:46
  Gronk generate me Jeff. It is and then actually put the
• 2:02:54
  idea in my head so. What was it?
• 2:02:59
  Saving myself till marriage. Kind of the visual novel.
• 2:03:09
  What are we doing? Sam?
• 2:03:11
  This is crazy. There's old man eating jerky.
• 2:03:15
  There's fucking trainees killing people.
• 2:03:18
  The world's gone crazy, Sam. What are we going to do?
• 2:03:23
  You're the guru. You're the brains behind the
• 2:03:25
  operation. Fix this.
• 2:03:28
  Well, listen, I can only I can only fix mile at a corner of the
• 2:03:32
  of the Internet and we're doing. What a cop out.
• 2:03:36
  We're doing pretty good, but. James Bond style protagonist
• 2:03:42
  Sam. I am.
• 2:03:45
  Oh yeah. Well, I'm going to say I'm going
• 2:03:47
  to send a package to you. I'm put in a paper clip, a
• 2:03:50
  couple strips of chewing gum, some electrical wire and a 1974
• 2:03:56
  penny and you're going to save America.
• 2:04:00
  I mean, I mean, listen, those are those are the most tools.
• 2:04:05
  Throw in a throw in a lighter too.
• 2:04:08
  Can't forget that. I mean I I I prefer I prefer a
• 2:04:17
  Zippo, but like a BIC will be fine.
• 2:04:20
  We all got the budget for that kind of thing, Sam.
• 2:04:22
  We're not MacGyver. We're Whitfield.
• 2:04:27
  That's true, but if if you go to the binder.
• 2:04:31
  I can I'll tell you what instead of a Zippo 2 thumbtacks.
• 2:04:36
  That'll work. Stainless steel.
• 2:04:42
  Yeah, well with, well with those.
• 2:04:49
  Andromeda files Sam. Where is that at?
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  Probably in New Mexico somewhere if I had to guess.
• 2:05:01
  That's what they want you to think.
• 2:05:02
  But the Andromeda bases are all underwater, Sam, why do you
• 2:05:07
  think? See, See.
• 2:05:09
  Motherfuckers would be like they're out in the desert with
• 2:05:11
  all the aliens. Yeah, called lizard man.
• 2:05:13
  Who else would live in a desert, Sam?
• 2:05:16
  The Andromedans. The Andromedan is the only other
• 2:05:20
  planet in the entire Milky Way with water.
• 2:05:23
  Enough to sustain intelligent life, Sam.
• 2:05:25
  And that's why the Andromedans build their bases underwater.
• 2:05:29
  That's why they're blue is because of the water.
• 2:05:34
  So So what you're saying is the Andromedans live in Florida
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  then? I mean, what place is more
• 2:05:40
  surrounded by water than Florida?
• 2:05:42
  You can't go 15 minutes without fighting some fucking water in
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  Florida. That's true.
• 2:05:50
  And the most intelligent lizards in the whole place are current
• 2:05:54
  are alligators and like iguanas. And the iguanas are too stupid
• 2:05:58
  to get out of the cold. They be falling out the trees.
• 2:06:02
  Yes, and people be and people be baking tacos and shit out of
• 2:06:05
  them. I mean.
• 2:06:06
  Iguana tacos does sound delicious.
• 2:06:11
  Yeah, well, no wonder. No wonder Law of that's what Law
• 2:06:16
  of Ice was doing. She wanted an Iguana Taco.
• 2:06:20
  So anyway. And then sandwich makers doing
• 2:06:27
  anything. Hold on.
• 2:06:28
  If he wanted an iguana Taco, Lola Vice wouldn't have gone for
• 2:06:32
  Mystery Iguana, He'd have gone for Laedra.
• 2:06:39
  Yeah, that's true, but. It's a it's a veiled lesbian
• 2:06:44
  joke, Sam, I was talking about. Never mind.
• 2:06:47
  Go ahead. Do the do this.
• 2:06:52
  Do you and Maxine have any plans for Saturday?
• 2:06:58
  Actually? Actually, it is Valentine's Day,
• 2:07:01
  so yes, you should. Valentine's Day.
• 2:07:09
  What's that? A holiday that doesn't really
• 2:07:18
  matter. Here we go.
• 2:07:24
  I had some people come to my door this morning, Sam, And they
• 2:07:28
  were like, yeah, you could go to our website, jw.org.
• 2:07:32
  And I was like, dude, why is there Jews?
• 2:07:34
  Oh, why is there Jews knocking on my door at 10 in the morning?
• 2:07:39
  It was Jehovah's Witness. JWI thought they said JEWI
• 2:07:45
  thought they were trying to tell me to go to jew.org.
• 2:07:47
  Sam, like what organization could possibly be at jew.org?
• 2:07:57
  And is Craig a member? He runs the place, don't you
• 2:08:02
  know? Yeah, Can we get our fact
• 2:08:05
  checkers on ifjew.org is a real thing.
• 2:08:12
  You know, it'd be better than that.
• 2:08:13
  Sam jew.gov. I am you know what you have.
• 2:08:27
  You can buy, you can buy all kinds of weird domains now,
• 2:08:29
  right? Jew dot Hollywood, Jew dot
• 2:08:33
  pizza. Oh man, you can make a website
• 2:08:37
  about Epstein Jew dot jerky. I wonder if oh, it's it's it's
• 2:08:50
  available. Yeahjew.net is available.
• 2:08:59
  Isaid.org, Sam. OK, well let me let me Google
• 2:09:05
  it. Let me search that.
• 2:09:06
  Dot net. No, I don't want jew.net.
• 2:09:10
  That's lame. Jew.org.
• 2:09:14
  As in an organization for Jews? That's a kind of a cool.
• 2:09:20
  I would. I would if I was a Jewish guy.
• 2:09:22
  I'd already bought that. Yeah.
• 2:09:26
  In.org. Yeahjew.org is not coming up, so
• 2:09:31
  it must be able to be. It must be available.
• 2:09:36
  Let's get it and just put up a picture of like some Orthodox
• 2:09:40
  Jews and that's it. itsjew.org and it's just a bunch of oh man,
• 2:09:47
  you find like them dancing to Hava Nagila and put it up.
• 2:09:51
  That's it. Yeah.
• 2:09:55
  And people would make up all kinds of conspiracies about why
• 2:09:58
  it exists, and really, it exists because it would make us laugh.
• 2:10:04
  I mean, that's for. Any better reason for jew.org to
• 2:10:09
  exist than to make someone laugh, Sam?
• 2:10:11
  No, no. There you go.
• 2:10:15
  Comedy's the purest form of politics, I think.
• 2:10:19
  That is true and and all and all the and you know Jew Jews would
• 2:10:31
  find out hilarious too. Yeah, well, you know, a famous
• 2:10:39
  man who is now super gay once said Jews will not replace us.
• 2:10:45
  And he's right, because AI has been replacing us.
• 2:10:48
  And Jews. As AI figures out how to make
• 2:10:55
  Jerky Sam, it's all over. What about Jewish AI?
• 2:11:02
  We already have that. We have a Epstein.
• 2:11:04
  There's the Epstein AI, they fed all this shit to it as the large
• 2:11:11
  language model, like all his emails and stuff.
• 2:11:14
  So there's an Epstein AI? There there is a Scott Adams AI
• 2:11:19
  now. Yeah, if you make an AI out of
• 2:11:24
  me, it should on principle kill. Itself, that would be, yeah,
• 2:11:39
  that would be. That would be on point
• 2:11:44
  basically. Me and Grok have an uneasy
• 2:11:47
  relationship. Sam.
• 2:11:50
  I think he's evil but useful and also retarded.
• 2:11:59
  Now I know that I'm also evil and retarded and I can be
• 2:12:06
  useful, so we have some overlap. Well, I mean.
• 2:12:13
  Got common ground? I mean, maybe you guys are too
• 2:12:18
  similar, Max. That's what it is.
• 2:12:20
  Except no, we have. I'm literally the opposite of an
• 2:12:24
  AI because I'm so unpredictable. That that is true.
• 2:12:30
  No, it's not. See, you didn't see that coming
• 2:12:38
  at all. Actually, I did.
• 2:12:45
  I've lost my touch. Then I guess I should just hang
• 2:12:48
  it up. Show's over, everybody.
• 2:12:54
  And not, not yet, but not yet. Got to mention the book one more
• 2:13:01
  time. Pre-order American Inferno which
• 2:13:06
  comes out March 10th and TuneIn for Bits and Bones Friday.
• 2:13:18
  I assume Max and Maxine will be doing a a stream on Saturday.
• 2:13:31
  Maybe, but maybe not. And then I'll be back Monday.
• 2:13:37
  So and until then, take care. Thanks for watching and God
• 2:13:49
  bless. So unless is unless there's
• 2:14:02
  anything else, but I don't think there is.
• 2:14:05
  No, not on my end. So yeah, take care folks.
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