Latest / Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast / Fake News 553 - Wait, Lindsey Graham WAS Gay?
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- 0:00[SPEAKER_09]: Welcome to Drinking Throw.
- 0:09[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, welcome to Drinking Throw's fake news.
- 0:12[SPEAKER_09]: Everybody bringing you the realest fakeest news of the week.
- 0:19[SPEAKER_09]: Whew, what a week it has been, friends.
- 0:23[SPEAKER_09]: Getting back into the groove here in Wilmington, North Carolina, Anthony, what are you house hunting?
- 0:33[SPEAKER_08]: We'll get into it later.
- 0:34[SPEAKER_09]: OK.
- 0:37[SPEAKER_08]: It's part of the show, but yeah, somebody's get lit up today.
- 0:41[SPEAKER_09]: We had an HVAC issue at the office in Austin there, because they're allegedly taking your
- 0:49[SPEAKER_09]: So yeah, I think it's gone but it's good luck.
- 0:53[SPEAKER_08]: I think even though we're going to make a bunch of money on it I still because it's the government want to resist and just drag it out.
- 1:03[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know why it's just like Even yeah, even though it's going to like put money in my pocket.
- 1:08[SPEAKER_08]: There's still part of me that's like, I don't know I should fight this
- 1:13[SPEAKER_08]: Where do they think is if you do they might just leave it I don't know what's going to happen now they can't there's no way for them to go on the other side of the road I talked to some contractors about that there's something about the grade on the other side of the highway Yeah, it's for flooding They think they these weird flash floods and they would have to dig like completely new stuff and it cost you much They don't have the approval for it.
- 1:34[SPEAKER_08]: It would take time to do that.
- 1:35[SPEAKER_08]: That's not going to happen
- 1:36[SPEAKER_09]: Well, the reason I bring it up now is a few of you guys that actually posted pictures of like, hey, the drink and bro's sign is still up on the highway, they're in Austin, in front of your old building and it said, well, yeah, I mean, we still own it, so therefore, I'm leaving the sign, that's free advertising.
- 1:52[SPEAKER_09]: I think there's 104,000 cars a day pass by it, so I'm like, yeah, we're leaving up the science, man.
- 1:58[SPEAKER_09]: And so they tear the goddamn thing down.
- 2:00[SPEAKER_09]: So we're good on that.
- 2:02[SPEAKER_09]: And then we rented it out for however many months is left on that place before they tear it down.
- 2:08[SPEAKER_09]: But if you're driving by 9221, Highway 290, Weston, we want to get one more shot.
- 2:13[SPEAKER_09]: One more snapshot of the sign before they rip it out of the ground and put a fucking 10-lane highway.
- 2:21[SPEAKER_09]: feel free.
- 2:21[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, you do whatever you want in front of it.
- 2:23[SPEAKER_09]: You know, we still own it.
- 2:24[SPEAKER_09]: So if you want to have sex in front of it, feel free.
- 2:27[SPEAKER_09]: Who cares?
- 2:29[SPEAKER_09]: Who cares?
- 2:29[SPEAKER_09]: We don't judge, but certain people do.
- 2:34[SPEAKER_09]: And this top story here today.
- 2:35[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, boy.
- 2:38[SPEAKER_09]: I am stunned.
- 2:41[SPEAKER_09]: Color me shocked on this one.
- 2:44[SPEAKER_09]: I, I still can't believe it.
- 2:47[SPEAKER_09]: When's the grandma's game?
- 2:49[UNKNOWN]: Ha ha!
- 2:50[SPEAKER_09]: Great!
- 2:52[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
- 2:52[SPEAKER_09]: How's he?
- 2:53[SPEAKER_09]: So yeah, he was game.
- 2:55[SPEAKER_09]: He was game.
- 2:55[SPEAKER_09]: He turns out one of our former guests on the show.
- 3:01[SPEAKER_09]: Chink, you're.
- 3:03[SPEAKER_09]: So am I pronouncing that right?
- 3:04[SPEAKER_09]: Jink.
- 3:05[SPEAKER_09]: I like chink a lot better.
- 3:06[SPEAKER_09]: Good J-sounds.
- 3:07[SPEAKER_09]: Some people call it up.
- 3:08[SPEAKER_09]: I kind of chink is good for me.
- 3:11[SPEAKER_09]: Released a 35 minutes documentary here, in which three male escorts say the late Republican Senator Lindsey Graham paid them for sex.
- 3:24[SPEAKER_09]: One of them was reportedly 17 at the time.
- 3:26[SPEAKER_09]: Now, I don't know what the age of consensus in DC.
- 3:31[SPEAKER_09]: You probably have to look that up there.
- 3:33[SPEAKER_09]: It's 18.
- 3:33[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
- 3:34[SPEAKER_09]: It's one of the guys with 17 and who's this bruiser here?
- 3:38[SPEAKER_09]: Is it one of them?
- 3:39[SPEAKER_09]: No, really.
- 3:39[SPEAKER_09]: I want to see you have to say here.
- 3:41[SPEAKER_09]: He's again, stunned by all this.
- 3:44[SPEAKER_09]: A guy who's never been married died in his 70s.
- 3:48[SPEAKER_06]: I went to get a new world life myself that one time.
- 3:50[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I'm really, really shocked by this.
- 3:55[SPEAKER_09]: Press playing this cup.
- 3:56[SPEAKER_09]: This is happens.
- 3:57[SPEAKER_09]: I haven't seen it.
- 3:58[SPEAKER_09]: I'm excited though.
- 3:59[SPEAKER_13]: My name is Kelvin.
- 4:00[SPEAKER_13]: I had sex with Lindsey Graham as a minor.
- 4:03[SPEAKER_04]: I'm Corey and I had sex with Senator Lindsey Graham.
- 4:06[SPEAKER_04]: I am Jesse and I had sex with Lindsey Graham.
- 4:11[SPEAKER_13]: He just said, OK, I think we're done here.
- 4:13[SPEAKER_13]: I need you to go get dressed.
- 4:16[SPEAKER_13]: He's like the $120 your payment.
- 4:20[SPEAKER_13]: Oh, this is on the rafter that basically where my coat was found.
- 4:26[SPEAKER_13]: I didn't notice it before.
- 4:27[SPEAKER_13]: Yeah, when I got over there suddenly it was there.
- 4:31[SPEAKER_13]: And I got dressed.
- 4:32[SPEAKER_04]: He's like, it's over there.
- 4:35[SPEAKER_04]: And he's referring to like,
- 4:37[SPEAKER_04]: It's like a cash, like a payment.
- 4:40[SPEAKER_04]: It doesn't hand it off to me, it's just sitting on the dress or I'm like, like, you booked me for a note, like, do you want to, like, have a dream?
- 4:45[SPEAKER_04]: Do you want to do anything else?
- 4:47[SPEAKER_05]: Like, it came out of the bathroom, put the remainder of his clothes on, and then paid me with $200 bills and $3, $20 bills and gave me $260 and my rate was $250.
- 4:57[SPEAKER_04]: I did not have changed my $100 heavy.
- 5:00[SPEAKER_04]: So, I just kept the rest.
- 5:02[SPEAKER_04]: After I left the hotel, you know that,
- 5:06[SPEAKER_04]: Like I said, the demeanor of like, you know, this is like somebody with from another class.
- 5:11[SPEAKER_04]: And I was like that accent.
- 5:12[SPEAKER_04]: I mean DC and you know, my brain is putting pieces together.
- 5:15[SPEAKER_04]: And a little curious of who this is.
- 5:18[SPEAKER_04]: I didn't want to be recorded.
- 5:19[SPEAKER_13]: I didn't want my life to be defined by me being an escort when I was 17.
- 5:26[SPEAKER_13]: So I was afraid of where that footage would go.
- 5:29[SPEAKER_13]: I felt like the video that he was trying to take would be used for personal gratification or used for his buddies.
- 5:42[SPEAKER_13]: I'm afraid that people in power have a collection of videos.
- 5:48[SPEAKER_13]: And I was being added to this collection.
- 5:50[SPEAKER_05]: Does that make you mad?
- 5:52[SPEAKER_05]: Does that make America mad?
- 5:54[SPEAKER_05]: Is that what your elected officials are supposed to be doing?
- 5:59[SPEAKER_05]: I don't think so.
- 6:01[SPEAKER_05]: I think that we need to hold elected officials to a higher standard.
- 6:05[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, then why come out after he's dead?
- 6:08[SPEAKER_09]: Why, like, we knew this years and years ago.
- 6:11[SPEAKER_09]: We've called him Lady G, everybody's called him Lady G for years and years.
- 6:15[SPEAKER_09]: We know that he used to write down his number on cocktail napkins, it bars and restaurants and higher male prostitutes.
- 6:24[SPEAKER_09]: Why now like I this is just supposed to be the huge October surprise against the sister who's running for Senator in South Carolina the reddit state.
- 6:33[SPEAKER_09]: We have It's not doing anything.
- 6:35[SPEAKER_08]: We don't know who's fucking gay.
- 6:36[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I mean, I don't know is it Is it wrong to be gay now is that what the left is is who paid for this?
- 6:49[SPEAKER_09]: Young Turks so they were running it off of their channel this documentary
- 6:54[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, just now as we were talking, Vipal.
- 6:58[SPEAKER_08]: Yes.
- 6:58[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, man, why did you have to bring it up in the middle of Lindsey Gaze gay sex, though, you know?
- 7:02[SPEAKER_09]: My first dead.
- 7:04[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, hey, he had sex with a minor real quick, Vipers dead.
- 7:08[SPEAKER_08]: It's like that, um, 9-11 Memorial Commercial.
- 7:17[SPEAKER_08]: You know, we're bracing to a chillies and a little bit of chicken fray.
- 7:23[SPEAKER_08]: Cold beer on friday now.
- 7:25[SPEAKER_08]: I just popped up on my screen the time of Tom Scared Alert.
- 7:29[SPEAKER_08]: Um, it's been set on your screen for years and years.
- 7:32[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and now it's next sense.
- 7:34[SPEAKER_09]: Now it's going to make sense.
- 7:36[SPEAKER_09]: Um, but yeah, with Lindsey Graham, you would just say age of consent and DC is 18 is through 17 also when he says minor, maybe dressed up like a minor like a whole minor.
- 7:45[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, he didn't specify.
- 7:47[SPEAKER_09]: No, he didn't say so, uh, it's unclear.
- 7:50[SPEAKER_08]: Actually, the age of consent and DC is 16.
- 7:54[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, well, and he's fine.
- 7:57[SPEAKER_09]: It's not great.
- 7:57[SPEAKER_08]: I've heard so many let him know.
- 7:59[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 8:00[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sure that he's looking down on us.
- 8:02[SPEAKER_08]: It's sure Lindsey Ram knew him and O.J.
- 8:07[SPEAKER_08]: Well, I mean, I don't know if O.J.
- 8:08[SPEAKER_08]: cared about the age or consent.
- 8:11[SPEAKER_09]: Probably not.
- 8:12[SPEAKER_09]: Powered now there's bombshell news in that case, by the way.
- 8:16[SPEAKER_09]: If you believe it.
- 8:17[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
- 8:18[SPEAKER_07]: How did they, they finally caught the real killer?
- 8:20[SPEAKER_09]: Sort of.
- 8:22[SPEAKER_09]: There's an FBI informant.
- 8:23[SPEAKER_09]: We can do it on another show.
- 8:26[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I'm going to have to look into that shot on here.
- 8:29[SPEAKER_09]: Uh-huh.
- 8:29[SPEAKER_09]: And they even name the dude that was the alleged accomplice, but we, again, that's another show.
- 8:35[SPEAKER_09]: It was late last night.
- 8:35[SPEAKER_09]: So I'd like to follow up on it to be honest with you here.
- 8:38[SPEAKER_09]: What did Trump say about it?
- 8:41[SPEAKER_09]: Was he talking about Lindsay's gay trist?
- 8:42[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, no.
- 8:43[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, no.
- 8:46[SPEAKER_09]: I didn't know that.
- 8:46[SPEAKER_09]: I just saw it.
- 8:47[SPEAKER_09]: It was probably not the first time.
- 8:49[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
- 8:49[SPEAKER_09]: No, it's, it's Lindsay Graham.
- 8:52[SPEAKER_09]: That was about Lindsay Graham.
- 8:54[SPEAKER_09]: Wow, I didn't know.
- 8:55[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, based on, I'll say this based on the way these gentlemen were speaking.
- 9:02[SPEAKER_08]: I'm guessing Lindsey Graham was a top, which is not, I don't know what I thought.
- 9:07[SPEAKER_08]: You know, he's a powerful man, I guess.
- 9:11[SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, you seem stunts here today.
- 9:17[SPEAKER_08]: I just don't know who could possibly think this is news.
- 9:23[SPEAKER_08]: you just ran a fucking documentary called water wet ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- 9:45[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you're right, actually.
- 9:46[SPEAKER_08]: I didn't even think about that.
- 9:47[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it takes six months to add it.
- 9:48[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's what she told me.
- 9:50[SPEAKER_09]: But it wouldn't have been him, right?
- 9:52[SPEAKER_09]: He wasn't retiring.
- 9:53[SPEAKER_08]: He was staying.
- 9:54[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, he was staying.
- 9:55[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 9:56[SPEAKER_08]: OK. Now this makes more sense.
- 9:57[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I mean, it would be like you should have transitioned the document to about Lindsey Graham's sister or something.
- 10:04[SPEAKER_08]: Like in she knew, like how she knew he was gay.
- 10:09[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, the closet caucrosy, is that what it's called?
- 10:11[SPEAKER_08]: Closy, closet caucrosy, is that the name of it?
- 10:14[SPEAKER_08]: The closet caucrosy, but it's like, you're the left.
- 10:20[SPEAKER_08]: You guys, a drink is openly defended beastiality, right?
- 10:25[SPEAKER_08]: They're a long Tucker.
- 10:26[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
- 10:26[SPEAKER_08]: You know what I mean?
- 10:27[SPEAKER_08]: And what you can't fuck this twink and a stupid go-tee and pointy hair is got a faux hawk in 2026 for Christ's sake.
- 10:34[SPEAKER_08]: Hey.
- 10:35[SPEAKER_09]: Hang on.
- 10:35[SPEAKER_09]: Go back.
- 10:36[SPEAKER_08]: This is not 20 fucking 2005 asshole.
- 10:40[SPEAKER_08]: Get your fucking haircut press pause on this guy.
- 10:43[SPEAKER_09]: That is a lumberjack dude.
- 10:44[SPEAKER_08]: That is a real lumberjack He's in the bathroom stall at the lumberjack factories.
- 10:48[SPEAKER_08]: What are you doing?
- 10:49[SPEAKER_08]: He's he's the former at the fucking blowjob factory.
- 10:52[SPEAKER_06]: You tell me this guy's a bottom.
- 10:54[SPEAKER_06]: I don't know.
- 10:54[SPEAKER_06]: I feel like I
- 10:58[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah, okay, you know, I'm not gonna push back on that.
- 11:01[SPEAKER_06]: Well, you tell me, let me see what's in the military.
- 11:04[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe, maybe what he was a jag, but maybe Lindsey was a versatile go through the other guys, like the wine is clearly got full blown eight, right?
- 11:12[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, this one right here.
- 11:12[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, no, no, no, keep going.
- 11:15[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, that's what I thought it is.
- 11:16[SPEAKER_08]: There's one more, or maybe it was him.
- 11:19[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I'm going with the second one.
- 11:21[SPEAKER_07]: That one right there looks suspiciously like JD delay, maybe somebody should call him.
- 11:25[SPEAKER_08]: He also looks like Corey Mills, that lying congressman that's converted to Islam from Florida.
- 11:34[SPEAKER_08]: uh... yet play the play the guy talking the one uh... galard the one that looks like he's got it's yet he's got it's right now this dude like he's he's losing the melanin skin he looks like fucking uh... like vendies or with aids in down syndrome he's all gumped up dude and still looks like when jenny came back somebody fucking snatches fucking your lobes off
- 11:56[SPEAKER_08]: This guy play the video.
- 11:57[SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, play it.
- 11:57[SPEAKER_05]: Let's see.
- 11:58[SPEAKER_05]: I did not have change on me for the 20.
- 12:00[SPEAKER_08]: So I just kept the rest Yeah, that's not a top loop.
- 12:05[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if you've met a game and before.
- 12:07[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 12:07[SPEAKER_06]: Well, well, maybe he did both, you know He's very versatile.
- 12:11[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I mean that it's possible.
- 12:12[SPEAKER_08]: Lindsey Graham was just fucking sling it and taking it to who knows
- 12:17[SPEAKER_08]: but that seems unlikely.
- 12:19[SPEAKER_08]: Can you, I can't even imagine the psychology behind, and I use that word intentionally, paying a man to fuck your ass.
- 12:28[SPEAKER_08]: I feel like you could just get that for free.
- 12:29[SPEAKER_08]: Why would you have to pay somebody?
- 12:30[SPEAKER_08]: No, you pay to fuck somebody else's ass and then for them to get the fuck out.
- 12:33[SPEAKER_09]: That's what I think.
- 12:34[SPEAKER_08]: There's nobody who pays anybody to fuck them in the ass unless you're paying a woman to do it.
- 12:38[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
- 12:38[SPEAKER_08]: To peg you or something like that, and that's to keep the secret.
- 12:41[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
- 12:41[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that math checks out.
- 12:43[SPEAKER_09]: But also the way he left the money around where we were playing that trailer, like, yeah, that's like a prostitution transaction.
- 12:50[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's like if you've watched the wire, one dude takes your order, one dude takes your money and one dude serves you the drugs.
- 12:57[SPEAKER_08]: That way, if anybody's filming, nobody's got the whole transaction.
- 13:00[SPEAKER_08]: Correct.
- 13:00[SPEAKER_08]: You want to mean that's the whole point.
- 13:02[SPEAKER_08]: And also not one person is guilty of all three things.
- 13:05[SPEAKER_08]: So then you have to try them under Rico, which is much more complicated to do.
- 13:09[SPEAKER_08]: You can do this in your own bedroom, folks.
- 13:11[SPEAKER_08]: You invite a young man over.
- 13:13[SPEAKER_08]: Maybe he's HIV, positive, maybe he's not.
- 13:15[SPEAKER_08]: That's not for you to worry about, okay?
- 13:17[SPEAKER_08]: Let God worry about that, because you'll be dead soon.
- 13:20[SPEAKER_08]: Just leave the money on the counter.
- 13:21[SPEAKER_08]: Be like, hey, I think there's some money out there in the counter.
- 13:23[SPEAKER_08]: I never said I was paying you for sex.
- 13:27[SPEAKER_08]: All I said was that there's money on the counter and you could take it if you want or you can walk the fuck out of here.
- 13:32[SPEAKER_08]: You just got to go That's it no crime is being committed my right Where's my you get some attorneys?
- 13:38[SPEAKER_09]: I What's the last time there's a lot of bug chasers, okay?
- 13:42[SPEAKER_08]: There is you know that, right?
- 13:44[SPEAKER_08]: All right?
- 13:44[SPEAKER_08]: We have a Fan who's an attorney but every time we hang out with him you fucking black's out in the state in the stadium.
- 13:51[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah So that's not super helpful is it buddin?
- 13:56[SPEAKER_08]: Not enough fucks going on now.
- 13:58[SPEAKER_09]: Um, now the other guy I want to address who said, I don't want my life to be defined as a male escort guess what?
- 14:05[SPEAKER_09]: No one ever would have fucking known unless you did a documentary.
- 14:08[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
- 14:08[SPEAKER_09]: So, uh, like, it's not like you were super famous, so we knew who you were before, nothing like that.
- 14:14[SPEAKER_09]: You could have kept that secret buried way down deep inside if you wanted to.
- 14:19[SPEAKER_09]: Unless you wanted money from the young Turks to come and do this documentary, which that's the only way they got these guys I'd like to know how much he paid these guys same maybe he just gave him like a year's worth of prep each
- 14:33[SPEAKER_06]: Well, if it only costs him like 250 bucks, you know, for an hour.
- 14:37[SPEAKER_06]: That is low.
- 14:38[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 14:39[SPEAKER_06]: He honestly, he probably could have just paid that fee.
- 14:42[SPEAKER_06]: Fuck you, I do think.
- 14:42[SPEAKER_06]: Like, I don't, I don't understand.
- 14:45[SPEAKER_08]: Well, they're in LA, so I don't know, um, I know in New York, prep is free now, right?
- 14:51[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, yeah, pretty fair.
- 14:52[SPEAKER_08]: Because there was some article a couple years ago about how they've eradicated AIDS.
- 14:55[SPEAKER_08]: I'm just like, damn, that sucks.
- 14:58[SPEAKER_08]: What's prep?
- 14:59[SPEAKER_08]: prep.
- 15:00[SPEAKER_08]: It's the cocktail that prevent you from getting aids.
- 15:03[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I didn't know that.
- 15:05[SPEAKER_09]: Shit.
- 15:05[SPEAKER_07]: Slang one of those my wages and kiss, you know?
- 15:07[SPEAKER_09]: You never ate.
- 15:08[SPEAKER_07]: I think the is want to toss one back from time and time.
- 15:10[SPEAKER_07]: Does it prevent you from getting in or does it prevent you from transmitting?
- 15:14[SPEAKER_07]: Is it both?
- 15:15[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
- 15:15[SPEAKER_08]: There's one that's a surprise.
- 15:16[SPEAKER_08]: I think there's a suppressant and there, but it also like, you don't, you don't, uh, you can't get it either or something.
- 15:23[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
- 15:23[SPEAKER_08]: I think, you know, I've actually got my own
- 15:30[SPEAKER_09]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
- 15:45[SPEAKER_08]: uh... that's a 10 dollar hair cut that's a that's actually a that's a flowbee hair cut that's a flowbee yeah we can you those are still around oh yeah can you pull up of uh... yeah flowbee right quick just for the yeah our younger viewers because you guys don't know how good we had it before you fucked everything i know you can cut your hair and get a circumcision
- 16:02[SPEAKER_08]: Sure, I got to do whatever you want, man.
- 16:03[SPEAKER_08]: It's just like a lawnmower blade with a vacuum attached to it.
- 16:06[SPEAKER_08]: And it's crazy.
- 16:07[SPEAKER_08]: Look at this thing.
- 16:07[SPEAKER_08]: No, find a fucking video, dude.
- 16:09[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, you want to see the actual video of the haircut itself.
- 16:12[SPEAKER_08]: It's the dumbest shit.
- 16:13[SPEAKER_08]: This is, this might be the dumbest.
- 16:15[SPEAKER_08]: The haircut is horrible, everybody.
- 16:17[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, this guy found one.
- 16:18[SPEAKER_08]: He's going to give himself a haircut.
- 16:19[SPEAKER_08]: This is hilarious.
- 16:20[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 16:21[SPEAKER_08]: It's got a shotgun.
- 16:22[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, God, dude.
- 16:23[SPEAKER_08]: A shot back for the hair.
- 16:32[SPEAKER_09]: I don't even know the shit worked.
- 16:34[SPEAKER_09]: Is it getting fucking here in there?
- 16:35[SPEAKER_09]: Well, a little bit.
- 16:39[SPEAKER_04]: I'll need to, for maintenance, to cut it again.
- 16:44[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, cut.
- 16:46[SPEAKER_06]: And he made that a piss down on me.
- 16:49[SPEAKER_07]: Well, why is he fucking new?
- 16:51[SPEAKER_07]: Shut up, shut up.
- 16:53[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know what you stumbled upon, but it's not an advertisement for this.
- 16:57[SPEAKER_08]: This is something else.
- 16:58[SPEAKER_08]: This is something definitely different than what I was asking for.
- 17:02[SPEAKER_09]: But it does sync up to Lindsey Graham here, because the two of them look like they might have gotten together at some point.
- 17:09[SPEAKER_09]: Ah, so many emotions right now.
- 17:11[SPEAKER_08]: First of all, I like there's George Clooney using this.
- 17:14[SPEAKER_08]: Is he using it?
- 17:15[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 17:16[SPEAKER_08]: This is the original commercial right here.
- 17:18[SPEAKER_06]: I do.
- 17:19[SPEAKER_12]: George Clooney is a big fan of the phlobe.
- 17:22[SPEAKER_12]: And now, good luck finding one.
- 17:24[SPEAKER_19]: It seems like with the phlobe, you can do any kind of a kind of imaginable.
- 17:28[SPEAKER_01]: The phlobe is a hair trimmer that looks up to a vacuum cleaner.
- 17:32[SPEAKER_01]: It was huge in the 1980s.
- 17:34[SPEAKER_01]: And now it's making a comeback.
- 17:39[SPEAKER_08]: It, they actually made it.
- 17:41[SPEAKER_08]: People bought it, but then it never works.
- 17:44[SPEAKER_08]: Like it didn't work.
- 17:45[SPEAKER_08]: There was a girl in the S&T, like, you can take that down on things for supply, bullshit, or whatever the fuck it is that we call girl who cuts hair with knife, because it looked like fucking kill bills sliced their hair up every morning.
- 18:01[SPEAKER_08]: It literally looks like she grabbed hands full of this cut chunks out.
- 18:04[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know how she did it.
- 18:07[SPEAKER_09]: That's what the flow of he is, dude, that's what it is.
- 18:09[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's just a shot back with a fucking lawnmower blade.
- 18:13[SPEAKER_08]: Hooked up to it.
- 18:14[SPEAKER_08]: That's it.
- 18:15[SPEAKER_08]: Anyways, that's probably what he used to cut his hair.
- 18:17[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, you can look at it right there and say, the one, the right side of the part is the long feature, the left side of the part is the medium feature.
- 18:24[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, okay, that's the haircut you get.
- 18:27[SPEAKER_08]: So I don't know if that's an advertisement or a warning.
- 18:31[SPEAKER_08]: Probably both.
- 18:32[SPEAKER_08]: Man's case that there's not have a version of this, no.
- 18:35[SPEAKER_08]: But that is how I trim my pubes now.
- 18:37[SPEAKER_08]: I'm just going to put a vacuum cleaner and a fucking lawnmower blade.
- 18:40[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, and here's the difference with man's case.
- 18:41[SPEAKER_09]: Because they were a sponsor.
- 18:43[SPEAKER_09]: They were never advertised as a show for years.
- 18:45[SPEAKER_09]: They made, do you know that here's the honest story with that.
- 18:47[SPEAKER_09]: They made such a superior product.
- 18:50[SPEAKER_09]: It doesn't fucking break.
- 18:51[SPEAKER_09]: So like, you buy one, you're fucking good for like five, six years.
- 18:55[SPEAKER_09]: Dead series.
- 18:56[SPEAKER_09]: So it's kind of rough on business.
- 19:01[SPEAKER_09]: And so to the flow, obviously, but man's game is actually great.
- 19:04[SPEAKER_09]: I use it every fucking, like, all the time.
- 19:07[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, so I'm here.
- 19:08[SPEAKER_08]: So like, I still love it, even though they're not an averageizer, but they exploded, man.
- 19:12[SPEAKER_08]: I usually use my dear for it.
- 19:14[SPEAKER_08]: Nice.
- 19:16[SPEAKER_08]: Because if you're going to be sitting down for three to six hours or something like that, what you don't want is an overgrowth of pubic air.
- 19:23[SPEAKER_08]: Very true.
- 19:24[SPEAKER_08]: Because it causes a lot of problems.
- 19:26[SPEAKER_08]: So I shave up right before the flight, usually in the front laboratory because I sit in first class.
- 19:34[SPEAKER_08]: Now, they don't like it, but technically, the door's closed.
- 19:38[SPEAKER_08]: So there's no log answered.
- 19:39[SPEAKER_08]: You know what I mean?
- 19:40[SPEAKER_08]: That's one of those things where they would rather you not do it, but there's nothing they can really do to stop you understand.
- 19:45[SPEAKER_09]: And fix them, let's cry.
- 19:47[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it's hurt.
- 19:48[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know.
- 19:49[SPEAKER_09]: Well, when you get that cheese plate, dude, what you don't want.
- 19:52[SPEAKER_09]: Just piece of cheese, fall off the cracker, all the way down your sweatshirts, into your pants.
- 19:58[SPEAKER_09]: Inside your jeans and then for it to get caught in your pubic hair shave up take a man's cape with you everywhere You go again, not a sponsor anymore, but we love you guys and you're the best flow be though No, they went out of business pretty quickly.
- 20:09[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I'm sure I'm sure Lindsey Graham would appreciate a man's cape as well, you know.
- 20:13[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, I The three fucking
- 20:17[SPEAKER_09]: Gailor's we just showed, yeah, they looked all escape.
- 20:19[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I'd tell you what, if you're fucking chugging Dong at the rate he was, you don't have time for that.
- 20:23[SPEAKER_08]: No, you got, you're gonna be coughing up hair balls in the fucking floor of the Senate.
- 20:26[SPEAKER_08]: Yep, and if you're paying $250 and leaving a $10 tip, huh?
- 20:30[SPEAKER_08]: $250 back then, that's good money.
- 20:32[SPEAKER_08]: Fuck yeah, for a male prostitute.
- 20:34[SPEAKER_08]: He's a raise around floss everywhere.
- 20:37[SPEAKER_08]: I floss doesn't get it out of your throat, brother.
- 20:41[SPEAKER_08]: Ask any Greek man, he knows.
- 20:43[SPEAKER_08]: It's like a cat throwing up hair balls.
- 20:45[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, basically.
- 20:46[SPEAKER_08]: He's just like Garfield, hates Mondays, he's lasagna, and costs up hair balls all the time.
- 20:49[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, except for this one, it's pubic hairs.
- 20:53[SPEAKER_09]: I gotta say, I was surprised at Wednesday's the top though.
- 20:56[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, that's the only thing that makes sense.
- 20:59[SPEAKER_08]: Is there any nutrition in hair?
- 21:00[SPEAKER_08]: Can you look that up and see of how much proteins in pubic hair?
- 21:03[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think you can even digest it.
- 21:05[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think you can either, right?
- 21:06[SPEAKER_09]: It just comes out.
- 21:07[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I don't know.
- 21:08[SPEAKER_08]: Never tried.
- 21:08[SPEAKER_08]: I never eaten.
- 21:10[SPEAKER_08]: my own hair.
- 21:11[SPEAKER_09]: Give it a go.
- 21:13[SPEAKER_06]: Give it a go on a Sunday afternoon.
- 21:14[SPEAKER_06]: Just say.
- 21:15[SPEAKER_06]: What's this, huh?
- 21:17[SPEAKER_06]: It's not giving me what I want.
- 21:20[SPEAKER_06]: That's what lindies are.
- 21:21[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, god damn it, you beat me by the point 10 of a second right there.
- 21:26[SPEAKER_07]: Fuck.
- 21:27[SPEAKER_07]: That's one second.
- 21:28[SPEAKER_07]: That's one second.
- 21:28[SPEAKER_07]: That's one of the second.
- 21:30[SPEAKER_07]: Son of our IP.
- 21:31[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
- 21:32[SPEAKER_07]: Human hair can't be digested.
- 21:33[SPEAKER_07]: It's mostly made of carrot and so there's not really any nutritional value to it.
- 21:37[SPEAKER_07]: What if you dip it in ranch?
- 21:39[SPEAKER_07]: Well, anything you dip in ranch is going to be healthy.
- 21:41[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
- 21:41[SPEAKER_07]: I agree.
- 21:42[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
- 21:42[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
- 21:46[SPEAKER_09]: Um, last but not least here.
- 21:48[SPEAKER_09]: Let's check how she would what happened.
- 21:51[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I was looking at this just to see what happened.
- 21:53[SPEAKER_09]: And it looks like a bumper October surprise.
- 21:55[SPEAKER_06]: There was a little bit looks like which is hilarious to me, but it was a one point dip.
- 22:00[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 22:04[SPEAKER_09]: Darley now she's got to go out have you seen her on the campaign trail to it's like somebody's grandmother out there and she doesn't know anything No nothing about foreign affairs no idea what now she's doing it's the dumbest thing of all time.
- 22:17[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah No, I did she's nothing about I ran or anything else and she's gonna be your next senator.
- 22:23[SPEAKER_09]: It's like that was a great Johnson who didn't know what the fuck was going on in the Middle East.
- 22:27[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, let go Remember should we
- 22:31[SPEAKER_09]: We're getting invited to all that shit and Jared went to Gary Johnson's, uh, I think office to talk to him, um, I went to see Bill Clinton that year was supposed to be a Hillary.
- 22:40[SPEAKER_09]: I, that was surprised.
- 22:41[SPEAKER_09]: She gave us access to the campaign.
- 22:43[SPEAKER_09]: Um, she got a pubic hair.
- 22:45[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
- 22:46[SPEAKER_08]: You imagine Hillary Clinton, Jesus Christ, dude.
- 22:49[SPEAKER_08]: That's just a fucking nodded up mess.
- 22:51[SPEAKER_08]: You don't think she keeps it high in tight?
- 22:52[SPEAKER_08]: Oh.
- 22:53[SPEAKER_08]: No, I think it's like pressed down flat after all the years.
- 22:59[SPEAKER_08]: Is it a power move for Bill if he had a Bush?
- 23:01[SPEAKER_08]: If he had, I guarantee you Bill had it.
- 23:03[SPEAKER_08]: That's what I think too.
- 23:05[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, he's 80 year old.
- 23:07[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, hey, hey.
- 23:09[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think he ever had time, darling.
- 23:11[SPEAKER_07]: Take your time, you're good, darling.
- 23:13[SPEAKER_07]: Go ahead and park the Red Sea down there.
- 23:15[SPEAKER_07]: You're good.
- 23:16[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, there's no part of me that thinks he ever groomed.
- 23:19[SPEAKER_09]: No.
- 23:20[SPEAKER_09]: And by the way, out of dominance, like out of power, nothing more than that.
- 23:24[SPEAKER_09]: Was this her answer here?
- 23:26[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, this was her answer on a foreign policy.
- 23:29[SPEAKER_06]: This was about no.
- 23:29[SPEAKER_06]: This is about how many people there are on South Carolina.
- 23:32[SPEAKER_06]: Oh.
- 23:34[SPEAKER_06]: Come on, man.
- 23:36[SPEAKER_09]: Come on.
- 23:37[SPEAKER_09]: Did she not know that?
- 23:38[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 23:38[SPEAKER_06]: Yo, let's take a listen.
- 23:40[SPEAKER_09]: Why do we not play that clip when this happened?
- 23:42[SPEAKER_09]: Alright, press play.
- 23:43[SPEAKER_09]: 50 million people in like South Carolina, half of them live paycheck to paycheck, 50 million No, no, no, not one state in America has 50 million people, it's five and a half million people in South Carolina, yeah, that's right, maybe so, it's 50, but there's 50 million in South Carolina, yeah, that's your senator there, and RIP Lindsey, you know, I'm sorry you had to go through this, you know, I'm sure you're watching from above and
- 24:12[SPEAKER_09]: I'm fucking shank you, it really fucked you today, but didn't make a dent in this election.
- 24:17[SPEAKER_09]: Nobody's gonna care.
- 24:18[SPEAKER_09]: And also, it's your point, dude.
- 24:20[SPEAKER_09]: Like, the Democratic Party prides itself pun intended on the word pride there.
- 24:27[SPEAKER_09]: On this fucking massive LGBTQIA plus Megatron bullshit.
- 24:34[SPEAKER_09]: So why would that be a story that the left could fucking surge on, you know?
- 24:40[SPEAKER_09]: I don't get it.
- 24:41[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
- 24:42[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
- 24:42[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, what's the point of all this?
- 24:44[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I guess maybe he was counting on the, I think your first answer was correct.
- 24:52[SPEAKER_08]: I think they were counting on him being alive.
- 24:53[SPEAKER_08]: The guy being set without for sure, yeah, but like now you got to just get to put it out in the way he cares.
- 24:58[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 24:58[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, I think if I'm him, I don't do it during the campaign cycle, though, because it's irrelevant right now.
- 25:05[SPEAKER_08]: I'd be interesting in the spring.
- 25:08[SPEAKER_08]: Like, oh, fucking everybody thought he was gay, and here it is.
- 25:12[SPEAKER_08]: They should have saved it for a time when people aren't glued to their TV, looking at news all the time.
- 25:18[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 25:19[SPEAKER_08]: Like, remember Tiger King and fucking COVID 2020?
- 25:23[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
- 25:25[SPEAKER_08]: People watch a shit out of that, because there's nothing else on.
- 25:28[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they fucked up.
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- 27:18[SPEAKER_09]: Are you married to your sister?
- 27:21[SPEAKER_08]: No.
- 27:22[SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
- 27:23[SPEAKER_09]: Sure.
- 27:23[SPEAKER_09]: Yes.
- 27:24[SPEAKER_09]: All right.
- 27:26[SPEAKER_09]: But not to your knowledge, right?
- 27:29[SPEAKER_09]: I know that I'm not okay.
- 27:30[SPEAKER_09]: You do know that you're not just asking because there's only one right answer to that question.
- 27:35[SPEAKER_09]: And it isn't not some fucking knowledge.
- 27:37[SPEAKER_09]: Sorry.
- 27:38[SPEAKER_09]: Ilhan Omar.
- 27:39[SPEAKER_09]: Representative Ilhan Omar.
- 27:41[SPEAKER_09]: Democrats out of Minnesota if you don't know.
- 27:44[SPEAKER_09]: Whoa.
- 27:45[SPEAKER_09]: Luke, I don't know what that was in the background.
- 27:47[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's the background too.
- 27:49[SPEAKER_09]: Man, the center dude, it's just, you keep sinning in the background, don't anything with a girl with, with Big Ted, so it'll just find it and just watch it over and over again.
- 27:57[SPEAKER_09]: Francis crazy right now, man.
- 27:59[SPEAKER_09]: Is that France right now?
- 28:00[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I mean, it was earlier today.
- 28:03[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if it's still sunny, you know.
- 28:05[SPEAKER_09]: But the game is on Sunday.
- 28:06[SPEAKER_08]: We get enough foul players.
- 28:07[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's why they're watching this bitch off.
- 28:14[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, you can tell she said, I mean, she's French, obviously.
- 28:16[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's the firehouse, a little extreme.
- 28:19[SPEAKER_08]: But this is what they have to do to let the NFL players in there.
- 28:22[SPEAKER_08]: Now, photo bucket was showing up and be a whole separate situation.
- 28:25[SPEAKER_09]: This video will make one sense on YouTube.
- 28:28[SPEAKER_09]: Um, my God, dude, there's just not a prayer.
- 28:30[SPEAKER_09]: We're not even a half hour into this show.
- 28:33[SPEAKER_09]: Um, Ilano Park.
- 28:36[SPEAKER_09]: Tonight Wednesday that she married her former husband, Ahmed Nure said, Elme.
- 28:47[SPEAKER_09]: I think it's pretty accurate there.
- 28:49[SPEAKER_09]: And it's a committ immigration fraud and push back against the claims that they were related.
- 28:53[SPEAKER_08]: Well, there's only one problem about that.
- 28:56[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 28:58[SPEAKER_08]: When asked, this is by Chris Hayes by the way from MSMB MSNow.
- 29:02[SPEAKER_08]: MSNow.
- 29:05[SPEAKER_08]: When he asked her if there's any familiar relation with her ex-husband, she said not to my knowledge.
- 29:13[SPEAKER_03]: Pres-fly?
- 29:16[SPEAKER_03]: Every time he talks about you, he will casually say something wild about you.
- 29:21[SPEAKER_03]: Like he will tweet, Bill and Omar, she married her brother, blah blah.
- 29:25[SPEAKER_03]: And you think you see that you think yourself, well, that sounds odd.
- 29:28[SPEAKER_03]: No, it seems unlikely that she married her brother.
- 29:30[SPEAKER_03]: There are right winged people who believe that this man was your brother.
- 29:34[SPEAKER_03]: Right.
- 29:35[SPEAKER_03]: You have called it a disgusting lie.
- 29:37[SPEAKER_03]: Well, who was this man that was your husband?
- 29:40[SPEAKER_03]: When did they start saying that he was your brother?
- 29:42[SPEAKER_03]: Why?
- 29:45[SPEAKER_14]: I started with the Somali blog that I don't know if it still exists, but somebody put in there that he had to have been my brother or something to that effect and right wing conspiracy theorists and Minneapolis got a hold of it and they just kind of went and found random people who were like she introduced us, she introduced him to us and said he was her brother, which is
- 30:14[SPEAKER_14]: You know, insane.
- 30:16[SPEAKER_14]: I mean, I don't I don't know those people that they talk about.
- 30:19[SPEAKER_14]: He was that you were not related to him at all.
- 30:22[SPEAKER_14]: Not bad.
- 30:23[SPEAKER_03]: So there's not some weird kernel of truth that threw something in the world.
- 30:25[SPEAKER_14]: Not to my knowledge.
- 30:26[SPEAKER_03]: That was the big gotcha right in terms of what you're talking about promising.
- 30:29[SPEAKER_03]: Like we're gonna nail her on the marriage.
- 30:32[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 30:32[SPEAKER_03]: That was the source of the immigration fraud.
- 30:34[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
- 30:34[SPEAKER_03]: So wow.
- 30:35[SPEAKER_08]: To my knowledge.
- 30:36[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 30:37[SPEAKER_08]: Blue, go to your Twitter DM.
- 30:39[SPEAKER_08]: So here's the problem.
- 30:44[SPEAKER_08]: Um, Ilhan Omar is not her real name.
- 30:49[SPEAKER_08]: Her real name is Ilhan Nerside Elmie.
- 30:56[SPEAKER_08]: Now if that Elmie sounds familiar, that's because her husband or former husband's name is Akbed Nerside Elmie.
- 31:07[SPEAKER_08]: See how that works.
- 31:07[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that sounds like a relative and
- 31:13[SPEAKER_08]: you can scroll down a little bit there blue can put that up on the screen that this is the federal search warrant used to collect her DNA and holy shit they got her fucking DNA yes they got her DNA and you can see her name listed as congresswoman ill-haner side elmi aka ill-han abdili Omar so she's been named in a federal uh... with a in a federal warrant
- 31:43[SPEAKER_08]: Um, as having a fake name, entire lives, she has lived her entire life under alias, which is what a Minnesota federal immigration judge has told Fox News.
- 31:55[SPEAKER_08]: Um, and if it's the same one from before, the Minnesota federal immigration judge is not a Republican.
- 32:03[SPEAKER_08]: and it also invalidates all of her naturalization paperwork, which means she is not a citizen of these United States of America.
- 32:13[SPEAKER_08]: She also went on to commit immigration fraud with her brother, her gay brother, who was hiding somewhere in the UK now.
- 32:21[SPEAKER_08]: And she doesn't have a birth certificate.
- 32:26[SPEAKER_08]: She says that she's not the one that filled out the paperwork.
- 32:28[SPEAKER_08]: It was her dad.
- 32:29[SPEAKER_08]: So she's trying to
- 32:31[SPEAKER_08]: give herself the opportunity to plead ignorance on all this, but you're not going to be able to plead ignorance when your DNA matches your fucking husbands.
- 32:41[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, the children you may have could plead ignorance because they'll be retarded.
- 32:46[SPEAKER_08]: Do you know that works?
- 32:48[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 32:49[SPEAKER_08]: Fiki Fiki or that's how you guys do it right Fiki Fiki or I'm sorry it's like this I haven't been in the Middle East long time this means this is what fucking 68 IQ savages look Oh, Fiki Piki like dude you're 40 why say in that to a grown man God damn it.
- 33:08[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, she's fucked
- 33:10[SPEAKER_09]: She's out of here, Trump just made a statement, go to your DMs, their book, one of two, actually.
- 33:17[SPEAKER_09]: This was one minute ago, and then she made a statement two days ago when this came out, so I'll play this clip first.
- 33:25[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know whether it's bad, I've got to find all of it.
- 33:29[SPEAKER_10]: I don't know.
- 33:30[SPEAKER_15]: Well, if you asked me that same question about, let's say my sister, I would say, no, she said not to my knowledge.
- 33:38[SPEAKER_15]: That tells you a lot right there, no,
- 33:41[SPEAKER_15]: I've never been a big fan of hers, I'll be honest, let's see how it all works out, but that statement tells you a lot, well I don't want to say, but they just remember all the next thing.
- 33:58[SPEAKER_09]: All right, so about several of them are in a brother.
- 33:59[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so, um...
- 34:08[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you seem stunned over there.
- 34:09[SPEAKER_08]: Just all of the really interesting part about this aside from the fact that she's going to be the naturalized.
- 34:18[SPEAKER_08]: is all of the additional crimes she has committed.
- 34:23[SPEAKER_08]: So think of it this way.
- 34:24[SPEAKER_08]: You've used a false identity to take on student loans, what she did, to get a mortgage, bank accounts, et cetera.
- 34:33[SPEAKER_08]: And every time you use that false identity to transmit anything, that's wire fraud.
- 34:38[SPEAKER_08]: That's one count of wire fraud using Zell.
- 34:42[SPEAKER_08]: to send money to somebody making a purchase with your bank account, wire fraud, wire fraud, wire fraud.
- 34:47[SPEAKER_08]: She's going to spend a hundred years in prison if they decide to actually prosecute this thing.
- 34:51[SPEAKER_08]: This is, I mean, you can't just like fake right identity for decades at a time, especially not when you're in a legal immigrant, which is what she is.
- 35:01[SPEAKER_08]: This is all really funny to be honest.
- 35:02[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, it's, it's, it's sad.
- 35:05[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, that's not being in America.
- 35:07[SPEAKER_09]: She's got a fucking high level position in Congress for Christ 6.
- 35:10[SPEAKER_08]: It's not high level, but Congress.
- 35:13[SPEAKER_08]: She's a fucking dipshit.
- 35:15[SPEAKER_08]: Now,
- 35:17[SPEAKER_08]: Janine Pyro who's helping prosecute this case is doing her best to keep some of this stuff secret, but everybody around the case is talking now.
- 35:27[SPEAKER_08]: So it's it's too late.
- 35:30[SPEAKER_08]: The next week, you're gonna hear some wild shit about this case.
- 35:34[SPEAKER_08]: I'll say that.
- 35:35[SPEAKER_09]: And the Democrats have backed away from her.
- 35:38[SPEAKER_09]: I think that's the biggest factor that I've seen nobody's willing to stand up for her right now.
- 35:43[SPEAKER_09]: I think everybody knows what's going on.
- 35:46[SPEAKER_09]: The interesting thing to bait now online is this.
- 35:50[SPEAKER_09]: Do you want to see your go to an American jail, or do you want to see your go back to Somalia and a lot of people yeah go jail first and then deportation.
- 35:58[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah up the problem is Will she be I would just a porter to be honest because she's not going to get deported by a democratic administration
- 36:09[SPEAKER_09]: Well, here's the debate on this that I've heard online, is if you deport her without putting her in jail first, does she immediately rise to power in some fashion in Somalia?
- 36:21[SPEAKER_08]: Um, who cares?
- 36:22[SPEAKER_08]: What's she got to rise to?
- 36:23[SPEAKER_08]: The fucking pile shit heap.
- 36:25[SPEAKER_08]: The fucking Somalia that we're worried about.
- 36:28[SPEAKER_08]: Al Shabbab, no, it is fucking drop a J-nam on her cares.
- 36:31[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, because that's the one thing that I was thinking about when I'm, you know,
- 36:39[SPEAKER_09]: Um, is what would be better?
- 36:41[SPEAKER_09]: I almost think, few years in jail would be better first and then go back to when she's relatively forgotten.
- 36:46[SPEAKER_09]: Um, but that's also the most famous thing that that country's ever had, besides for Black Hawk down.
- 36:53[SPEAKER_09]: Look for real.
- 36:53[SPEAKER_09]: Like I don't even know, or Captain Phillips too.
- 36:56[SPEAKER_09]: That's the only time I've ever heard about Somalia, um, the size of these shit birds in our fucking country.
- 37:02[SPEAKER_09]: Um, now, two of that effect, Trump actually talked about it, uh, two days ago when this story first broke,
- 37:10[SPEAKER_11]: If there is a problem with Elon Omar's age, could she be deported?
- 37:15[SPEAKER_16]: She couldn't be.
- 37:15[SPEAKER_16]: She could also go to jail.
- 37:18[SPEAKER_16]: She could also go to jail.
- 37:19[SPEAKER_16]: You know they keep talking about deportation.
- 37:21[SPEAKER_16]: Now she could go to jail.
- 37:23[SPEAKER_16]: This is just my opinion.
- 37:24[SPEAKER_16]: I think she's a sick, a very dishonest person, but who hates our country.
- 37:31[SPEAKER_16]: And
- 37:33[SPEAKER_16]: She comes from a country that is essentially not even a country, Somalia, it's a real shit house, okay?
- 37:42[SPEAKER_16]: It's got no government, it's got no police protect, all they do is have people running around shooting each other, then she comes over here, she's just saying, as she wants to tell us how to run America, she wants to tell us how to run the United States of America.
- 37:56[SPEAKER_16]: And she'll say, I have constitutional rights,
- 37:59[SPEAKER_16]: And she never heard the word concert.
- 38:01[SPEAKER_16]: She never saw that before.
- 38:02[SPEAKER_16]: See that?
- 38:03[SPEAKER_16]: She never saw that before.
- 38:05[SPEAKER_16]: She says she has rights.
- 38:07[SPEAKER_16]: She's a disgrace to our country.
- 38:09[SPEAKER_16]: And it's amazing that she can get elected, put Somalien's vote for her, you know?
- 38:14[SPEAKER_16]: Somalien's vote for her.
- 38:15[SPEAKER_16]: And most of me shouldn't be here.
- 38:17[SPEAKER_16]: Do you know they have like a 98% unemployment rate?
- 38:21[SPEAKER_16]: They don't work.
- 38:22[SPEAKER_16]: 98%.
- 38:23[SPEAKER_16]: It's a disgrace.
- 38:25[SPEAKER_16]: It's a disgrace.
- 38:26[SPEAKER_16]: And they've ruined a great state.
- 38:28[SPEAKER_16]: The great state, I remember Minnesota in the old days, what a beautiful, what a beautiful, with a lake solo, with a place and more lakes in any place I've ever seen.
- 38:38[SPEAKER_16]: So beautiful, they're destroying it, probably, maybe they've destroyed it.
- 38:43[SPEAKER_16]: And I only hope a Republican woman who happens to be very respected by everybody gets in because you will see a difference.
- 38:49[SPEAKER_16]: But I will say this, I hope they treat her fairly.
- 38:57[SPEAKER_16]: But I think she's a very dishonest person.
- 38:59[SPEAKER_09]: Okay, by the way, for our audio listeners, there was not a, he actually said shit house.
- 39:05[SPEAKER_09]: So I did check that out.
- 39:08[SPEAKER_09]: It's a real shit house, which I love.
- 39:11[SPEAKER_09]: And, kind of, I ran things socks, but when he leaves, it's gonna be boring a shit then I'll miss again, you know?
- 39:18[SPEAKER_09]: VED often on 10 years of this, and that's the first sitting president that I can remember saying real shit house.
- 39:26[SPEAKER_09]: live on air from the Oval Office there, but yeah, to your point earlier, this story is gonna get worse and worse over the course of the next week.
- 39:38[SPEAKER_09]: And likely, I think the Democrats will back away from this, well, actually, that's the last question here.
- 39:44[SPEAKER_09]: Excuse me.
- 39:47[SPEAKER_09]: Do they do this ramp this up before midterms, thinking that this will somehow help Republicans?
- 39:53[SPEAKER_08]: I mean that's why it's happening right now.
- 39:55[SPEAKER_08]: Don't you can think whatever you want, but that's what's happening.
- 39:58[SPEAKER_08]: Okay Yeah, this makes that this is like so a couple things are happening one There's a giant fucking illegal immigrant caravan heading to the southern border right now and it's getting national media only on the right, but it's getting national media
- 40:16[SPEAKER_08]: And as a matter of fact, Luke, go to your DMs, you can see a new heat wave device that the Pentagon has granted the DHS permission to test at the Southern border against these guys.
- 40:28[SPEAKER_08]: This is what it does right here.
- 40:32[SPEAKER_08]: We can play Benny Hill music at this point in this show.
- 40:36[SPEAKER_09]: We're not monetized.
- 40:37[SPEAKER_09]: There's no way.
- 40:38[SPEAKER_07]: I don't think Boots Randolph is going to file a claim against this.
- 40:41[SPEAKER_08]: This is like people talking shit.
- 40:43[SPEAKER_08]: Heat wave goes on and see you.
- 40:47[SPEAKER_08]: It does not feel good.
- 40:48[SPEAKER_08]: You've seen Peter Ducey get hit with one of these on Fox News back in like 2012 or something.
- 40:53[SPEAKER_08]: It's quite a bit better now than it was before.
- 40:56[SPEAKER_08]: So it's a direct energy weapon that's going to, that's for crowd dispersal, and you know, think what you want to about that technology, but it's going to get used at our southern border here in the next week or so.
- 41:07[SPEAKER_08]: And then the, the other thing is, um,
- 41:12[SPEAKER_08]: I expect there to be some very public indictment about like illegal immigrants and fraud and then this illinois thing to drive home.
- 41:21[SPEAKER_08]: Hey, remember why you voted for Republicans because they let all these assholes in the country that have been robbing you blind and been lying about who they are, who don't want to fucking kill you.
- 41:29[SPEAKER_08]: That's it.
- 41:31[SPEAKER_09]: That heat wave device.
- 41:32[SPEAKER_09]: Sorry, that's the, that's the first time I've seen it used on multiple
- 41:37[SPEAKER_09]: people other than like a reporter.
- 41:40[SPEAKER_09]: So that's real.
- 41:40[SPEAKER_09]: We're actually using that.
- 41:42[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 41:43[SPEAKER_08]: You can do maybe search energy weapon Peter Ducey.
- 41:50[SPEAKER_08]: I think it was 2012 or 14 or something they use it on.
- 41:53[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, but I remember saying that was going to be the future.
- 41:55[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, obviously, we're here and is that the same device is like that we used in Venezuela?
- 42:02[SPEAKER_09]: No.
- 42:02[SPEAKER_09]: No, you can't use that on people.
- 42:04[SPEAKER_08]: Why not?
- 42:05[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, you could, but it's not the discombobulator.
- 42:09[SPEAKER_08]: No, that one people are going to start fucking throwing up a shit in their pants and stuff.
- 42:14[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, can you mad, that's the best deterrent though coming across the border after everything you've eaten over there.
- 42:20[SPEAKER_09]: Those huge plates of fucking beans and shit, and you fire that off and all of a sudden it's explosive.
- 42:25[SPEAKER_09]: Look at how young you are.
- 42:27[SPEAKER_09]: Whoa, that's why I'll play this clip.
- 42:31[SPEAKER_02]: You can't see it here at or smell it, but it makes unruly small.
- 42:35[SPEAKER_02]: Let's do this.
- 42:40[SPEAKER_02]: The Defense Department's active denial system, a non-lethal weapon that can be used to control crowds, secure parameters, and keep pirates at bay.
- 42:49[SPEAKER_02]: It could be a game changer.
- 42:51[SPEAKER_02]: One of the things that we can shoot first and ask questions later, normally you can't do that.
- 42:56[SPEAKER_02]: The military says the active denial system is not radioactive, it's not a microwave and it's not a laser beam.
- 43:02[SPEAKER_02]: It's instead a man-sized beam of millimeter waves that can be fired from up to 1,000 meters away that are designed to get the subject.
- 43:10[SPEAKER_02]: Whoever's standing on this X really, really hot so that they move.
- 43:17[SPEAKER_09]: How hot.
- 43:21[SPEAKER_02]: And it's about 50 degrees out here right now, but I just felt like it was about a thousand.
- 43:26[SPEAKER_02]: And I never been inside a tub that somebody dropped a hairdryer in, but I would imagine that that's what it feels like.
- 43:32[SPEAKER_09]: Holy shit.
- 43:34[SPEAKER_09]: So, how why, what's the width of this and then the length?
- 43:38[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know.
- 43:39[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know if they've published that information, but that was 20 years ago.
- 43:41[SPEAKER_09]: That's the same.
- 43:42[SPEAKER_09]: So that's 20 years ago.
- 43:43[SPEAKER_09]: One has to imagine the technology's only gotten way better.
- 43:46[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I think they can make it so just your buttole feels it now.
- 43:50[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, they'd be great.
- 43:51[SPEAKER_08]: Lindsey Graham, he would, yeah, he would love that.
- 43:54[SPEAKER_08]: All right, Pete, you would love jail.
- 43:55[SPEAKER_09]: All right, Pete, there was some of a bitch, man.
- 43:58[SPEAKER_09]: We lost a real one there.
- 44:00[SPEAKER_06]: Um, although, you know, he might have been in some trouble here.
- 44:03[SPEAKER_06]: Do you think, uh, after Lindsey Graham died, do you think are like, it could change our foreign policy at all?
- 44:09[SPEAKER_06]: Do you think he had enough influence for that to be the case?
- 44:13[SPEAKER_06]: I'm serious.
- 44:14[SPEAKER_06]: He, he was on the Ukrainian train.
- 44:16[SPEAKER_06]: I know, he was.
- 44:17[SPEAKER_06]: He really was.
- 44:18[SPEAKER_06]: I think he was.
- 44:19[SPEAKER_09]: Arguably one of our top senators who was always overseas doing those fucking things shit That's how he died.
- 44:26[SPEAKER_09]: He died on the way back the next day He was always flying overseas, but I think prostitution's cheaper over there So you know you think that was why he went to Ukraine says like did I can spend two sixty on this shrink or I can get You know whoever I want for eighty So I don't know man Fuck dude Dammit
- 44:48[SPEAKER_09]: and hurts on the inside.
- 44:49[SPEAKER_09]: I do want to see this heat wave thing.
- 44:51[SPEAKER_09]: So let's say they use this.
- 44:53[SPEAKER_09]: At the southern border of this caravan, I've seen this caravan that's creeping up here, that you're talking about.
- 44:59[SPEAKER_09]: Is the left gonna freak out?
- 45:00[SPEAKER_09]: Is the media gonna freak out that this is actually being used?
- 45:03[SPEAKER_08]: Are they gonna say this is cruel and in the future?
- 45:06[SPEAKER_08]: What can they say?
- 45:07[SPEAKER_08]: Cruel and in the human.
- 45:08[SPEAKER_08]: Everybody has decided that they don't want these fucking people here anymore.
- 45:13[SPEAKER_08]: Like the right has, but not the left.
- 45:14[SPEAKER_08]: Even the left, even the left agrees now.
- 45:18[SPEAKER_08]: and it's like that they've shifted the humanity argument to people getting arrested in American cities now, but this shit pile up the borders and I've got to play anymore so they can't say shit about it.
- 45:30[SPEAKER_08]: It's just good optics for the repubes.
- 45:32[SPEAKER_19]: Okay.
- 45:33[SPEAKER_09]: Interesting, man.
- 45:34[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I'll keep it in this because they're coming up.
- 45:37[SPEAKER_09]: I want to say they were expected by like Saturday or Sunday last time I saw if they start firing this in everybody, man.
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- 49:06[SPEAKER_09]: We got Fannie Mae news, Fannie Mae's updated mortgage rate forecast sees the 30 year mortgage rates at 7.4.
- 49:15[SPEAKER_09]: in Q4 of 2026 and holding it 7.5 across 2027.
- 49:21[SPEAKER_09]: That is depressing.
- 49:23[SPEAKER_09]: The new path sits well above the 6.8 and 6.7, the agency projected earlier and it signals a harder housing market that could spill into commercial real estate.
- 49:34[SPEAKER_09]: It already has, by the way, Freddie Mac data, which Glob Street pulled from the St. Louis Fed, puts the 30-year mortgage rate at 7.33 on October 15th versus 5.9-8 on February 26.
- 49:45[SPEAKER_09]: What happened between that time?
- 49:53[SPEAKER_09]: What a war I think, the forecast implies no retreat next year with the rate staying above the Q4 level demand is already softening, pending home sales, contracts fell 8.5% from a year earlier, according to ZLO and I'll just play this video, I'll just go ahead by them.
- 50:12[SPEAKER_17]: The inspiration down pretty good.
- 50:13[SPEAKER_17]: He did a great job.
- 50:15[SPEAKER_17]: So why are builders panicking?
- 50:16[SPEAKER_17]: Well, Fannie Mae, the biggest mortgage finance company in America just revised its own forecast.
- 50:22[SPEAKER_17]: They said that rates were not coming down until 2028.
- 50:25[SPEAKER_17]: And last month they said that rates would be around 6.7% for next year.
- 50:30[SPEAKER_17]: But they just updated that and said we're going to see seven and a half percent all the way through the end of 2020 and home builder sentiment just dropped to 29 and anything under 50 is negative that's the lowest reading since June of 2012 and 43% of the home builders cut prices last month and 65% are throwing in incentives this is officially a stalled market.
- 50:53[SPEAKER_17]: An existing home sales set at 30 year lows for four straight years.
- 50:57[SPEAKER_17]: Everyone's been waiting for the quote rates to drop promised to actually happen, but Fanny may confirm it isn't coming.
- 51:04[SPEAKER_17]: So here's my take.
- 51:05[SPEAKER_17]: Seeing twice about buying a house right now.
- 51:07[SPEAKER_17]: At these rates, you're paying thousands of dollars more than you would have just a few years ago for the same house.
- 51:13[SPEAKER_17]: And that house is stopped with the rapid appreciation.
- 51:16[SPEAKER_17]: And that's a locked up down payment earning nothing and costing you money.
- 51:20[SPEAKER_17]: And in a 7% world, your capital has better places to work than a mortgage.
- 51:24[SPEAKER_17]: And my best advice is that if you need to sell, price it to actually sell.
- 51:29[SPEAKER_17]: There are no more bidding wars.
- 51:30[SPEAKER_17]: This isn't 2022, so price it accordingly.
- 51:34[SPEAKER_17]: Because there are 63% more sellers than buyers, the widest gap ever recorded.
- 51:39[SPEAKER_17]: And one in five listings is already cutting price.
- 51:42[SPEAKER_17]: The people who wait will be chasing the market down.
- 51:45[SPEAKER_17]: Don't get caught running for the door.
- 51:47[SPEAKER_17]: Follow for the numbers that move your money.
- 51:49[SPEAKER_17]: Stay steady.
- 51:51[SPEAKER_09]: So that's all well and fine and this guy, he does a great job of breaking this down.
- 51:55[SPEAKER_09]: But there are people moving, work, job is all that other stuff and you don't have a choice.
- 52:01[SPEAKER_09]: But what he's saying is correct.
- 52:04[SPEAKER_09]: You can make demands.
- 52:06[SPEAKER_09]: People will cave.
- 52:07[SPEAKER_09]: You can ask for anything you want.
- 52:09[SPEAKER_09]: We try to sell the commercial property before getting involved in the eminent domain ships, developers, and all that other stuff and stalt are realtor said the same thing.
- 52:18[SPEAKER_09]: And he goes, look, man, they're going to fucking name a price and you guys
- 52:21[SPEAKER_09]: and he goes, I'd ride this out, man, this is kind of scary, man.
- 52:28[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, you kind of wonder if you hadn't, you're heading toward a recession here, like, what do you do?
- 52:33[SPEAKER_09]: Because for this guy, let's say you're our family, what are you going to live in a part, like an apartment or something?
- 52:39[SPEAKER_09]: I guess, yeah, I mean, I wouldn't, if
- 52:44[SPEAKER_08]: There's a lot of stuff that's going on there, right?
- 52:48[SPEAKER_08]: Like if you can find, if you can find financing where you can buy some points down and then how much that cost you, right?
- 52:56[SPEAKER_08]: Usually it's like, I think, man, I can't remember one percent or something to buy down a point.
- 53:03[SPEAKER_08]: Can't remember exactly what it is.
- 53:05[SPEAKER_08]: Or maybe it's 5% to buy down a point, a full point, 5% of the mortgage costs.
- 53:11[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, right, the principal costs.
- 53:12[SPEAKER_08]: Obviously not the mortgage.
- 53:14[SPEAKER_08]: And then you got to do the math on that, right?
- 53:17[SPEAKER_08]: So if it's like, let's just say for the sake of argument.
- 53:19[SPEAKER_08]: And some of these you can roll in to the mortgage itself.
- 53:22[SPEAKER_08]: It depends on the finance here.
- 53:25[SPEAKER_08]: But if you
- 53:28[SPEAKER_08]: Let's say it's $50,000 to buy your rate down from one number to another number.
- 53:35[SPEAKER_08]: There's a formula you can use to see how long it takes you to make your money back, right?
- 53:40[SPEAKER_08]: So it's going to cost me, I'm going to pay $1,000 less on my mortgage a month and then it's going to take me, if it's like $50,000, that means I don't make my money back until 50 months.
- 53:51[SPEAKER_08]: Do I think it's going to be 50 months before I can refinance this thing at the lower rate?
- 53:55[SPEAKER_08]: that doesn't seem to be what people think they think that rates are coming down at 28.
- 53:59[SPEAKER_08]: That's what almost everybody thinks.
- 54:02[SPEAKER_08]: That's in the housing.
- 54:06[SPEAKER_08]: That's in the know about this housing stuff.
- 54:08[SPEAKER_08]: So you got to think about that.
- 54:09[SPEAKER_08]: There's a lot of stuff to think about.
- 54:10[SPEAKER_08]: There's smart decisions to be made.
- 54:14[SPEAKER_08]: And when rates are higher, principal on home costs are cheaper.
- 54:20[SPEAKER_08]: It also makes it harder to sell, which means you can definitely ask that you go to look at your inspection.
- 54:25[SPEAKER_08]: And it's like, hey, this and this is wrong.
- 54:27[SPEAKER_08]: I want to fix and people that are smart.
- 54:30[SPEAKER_08]: We'll say yes and fix it and come back to you or offer you something pay clothes and cost whatever it is because they want to move that house because every all these people that are buying bought 10 like somewhere between 5 and 10 years ago five years ago is a great time to buy 10 years ago is a great time to buy now is a good or is a really good time to sell actually if you can actually sell your house if you bought it back then you can make quite a bit of money
- 54:55[SPEAKER_08]: But again, yeah, it's a buyer's market.
- 54:56[SPEAKER_08]: So you got to think about that.
- 54:58[SPEAKER_09]: Yep.
- 54:59[SPEAKER_09]: One of my neighbors sold their house.
- 55:01[SPEAKER_09]: It was super low.
- 55:02[SPEAKER_09]: But they also said the exact same thing.
- 55:04[SPEAKER_09]: They were like, hey, do we bought 12 years ago?
- 55:06[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 55:07[SPEAKER_08]: Fuck, yes, and some of these people are fucking stupid.
- 55:10[SPEAKER_08]: There's a lot of people in the market right now that are trying to push their stupidity down onto you and set of just doing what you're supposed to do Which is rented out for a while wait for the market to turn that you can break even a get your money back if you have the opportunity if you've got to buy new house.
- 55:24[SPEAKER_08]: That's a different situation.
- 55:25[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, um, if you've got a If you have the opportunity to sit on it, read it out for a while
- 55:32[SPEAKER_08]: For a number of reasons, especially if you're a business owner, because now you're full mortgage, you're insurance, if you're paying PMI, if you're paying any of that stuff, you're fucking property taxes, anything you spend on the house, all the utilities at the house, any improvements you do on the house, any of it is all a tax write off now.
- 55:50[SPEAKER_08]: for that for the entire time you're renting it.
- 55:52[SPEAKER_08]: Even if you only rent it for one day that year, the entire year, you anything you did to that house is now a fucking tax write-off.
- 55:59[SPEAKER_08]: So if you've got LLCs and you run your businesses through those things, it's not a bad time to rent either, because rents are high as fuck.
- 56:07[SPEAKER_08]: You don't pay interest on that shit.
- 56:09[SPEAKER_08]: You lose a little bit on the rental company if you're using a through way like that, but yeah, and then there's some people that are just
- 56:17[SPEAKER_08]: Um, and that you get some of these no matter where you are, but, um, some people are just absolute shipbacks, right, when, when you're dealing with rental companies or, um,
- 56:32[SPEAKER_08]: or real estate people, people don't real estate.
- 56:34[SPEAKER_08]: Can either be, so we've had really good experiences and we've had really bad ones here and want me to actually, one of the worst ones we had was recently, we were looking at a place and I'm gonna tell you the address too because these people tried to focus over big time.
- 56:51[SPEAKER_08]: Something wrong in the house?
- 56:53[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, just in case you're
- 56:57[SPEAKER_08]: happen you have it to be in this area and you're looking at houses don't look at 1932 sandwich place in Wilmington.
- 57:05[SPEAKER_08]: It is a shit hole.
- 57:08[SPEAKER_08]: It's like
- 57:09[SPEAKER_08]: So, normally, you go into an agreement with somebody looking at the house, yeah, this is a cool, we can do something with this, you give them 10,000, 15,000, 25, sometimes.
- 57:21[SPEAKER_08]: In our case, it was 10, it was low for due diligence.
- 57:25[SPEAKER_08]: And that secures you the right to start negotiating.
- 57:27[SPEAKER_08]: They take it off the market.
- 57:28[SPEAKER_08]: Now, this one wasn't on the market.
- 57:30[SPEAKER_08]: So,
- 57:32[SPEAKER_08]: what did we pay for exactly who knows, but it was 10,000 to who cares.
- 57:37[SPEAKER_08]: And it was the seller real estate agents called Jackie Hedgecock.
- 57:42[SPEAKER_08]: And I don't know how much involvement she had in this, but I'm holding her responsible, too.
- 57:48[SPEAKER_08]: We go into an agreement with people and we go do the, uh, and by the way, they bought the house actually I can tell you the date, but they bought the house like a fucking year ago.
- 57:59[SPEAKER_09]: Um, to maybe that's somebody problems they wanted to get out.
- 58:03[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they bought the house less than a year ago.
- 58:07[SPEAKER_08]: But it was 11 months ago when we started this process with them.
- 58:15[SPEAKER_08]: And they started that process, yes, about 11 months.
- 58:17[SPEAKER_08]: So the
- 58:21[SPEAKER_08]: We get the inspection back and there's a sheet that you sign when you do do diligence and it says, has this been inspected, this and this and this and this, what do you know about this, the HVAC, the roof, all this other bullshit and it's like, oh, nothing's wrong, everything's great, everything's great.
- 58:36[SPEAKER_08]: And there's a box you can check, this says we don't know, by the way, and they check, yes, it's doing well, just to be clear on all of these.
- 58:44[SPEAKER_08]: Need to completely new roof.
- 58:45[SPEAKER_08]: It's going to be 80 to 100,000 dollars to do that.
- 58:48[SPEAKER_08]: uh... the insulation is installed backwards you know there's like a fucking paper side and insulation side it's fucking backwards
- 58:57[SPEAKER_08]: There's mold all over the place, there's damaged stucco, which by the way, if the stuck on the outside of a large house is damaged, you're talking about 50 to $100,000 to replace it because you've got to strip all the pain off and you've got to strip all the stucco off, you've got to respray the stucco, you've got to paint the whole goddamn house again, you're talking about a hundred grand to do that, basically.
- 59:15[SPEAKER_08]: There's rot and one of the rooms, the gutters are installed incorrectly, should a gutter be completely flat?
- 59:22[SPEAKER_08]: basic human intelligence will tell you no because the water's got to go somewhere right and especially in a fucking coastal town um... the master showers leaking through into the garage and as a result there's moisture all over the place and there's a litany of other things and we're like hey look
- 59:39[SPEAKER_08]: We paid you 10 grand to secure this form you gave us, where you checked that all this stuff had already been looked at, is completely inaccurate.
- 59:50[SPEAKER_08]: And I would say maybe you're just stupid, but you just bought the place 11 months ago.
- 59:54[SPEAKER_08]: So you did an inspection on it.
- 59:56[SPEAKER_08]: You had to sign off on it.
- 59:57[SPEAKER_08]: You knew it had all these fucking problems.
- 59:58[SPEAKER_08]: There's no way you didn't know that.
- 1:00:01[SPEAKER_08]: there's no way that the people that know that you misrepresented yourself in this case, I want my fucking money back and they're making a big stink about it like no, what can that's not you pay for the right to do this or whatever.
- 1:00:11[SPEAKER_08]: Well, here you go, fuck you.
- 1:00:13[SPEAKER_08]: How about that?
- 1:00:13[SPEAKER_08]: Jackie hedgecock, you piece of shit.
- 1:00:15[SPEAKER_08]: And the two owners, the fucking people that on this house, your pieces of shit, too, fuck all you guys.
- 1:00:20[SPEAKER_08]: Just a completely, uh, the wrong way to do business.
- 1:00:24[SPEAKER_08]: And then to be a jackass about that, I mean, one of the other things that happened is
- 1:00:30[SPEAKER_08]: uh... we were looking to buy it uh... it's like there's a bunch of furniture in there like yeah we'll take we want to take a look at the furniture first and she just sold all of it it's like oh sorry sold it like a like three days after we said we're gonna come look at it peace of shit and uh... she's kids go to the same school so it's gonna be awkward next time we see each other won't it fuck face
- 1:00:54[SPEAKER_08]: Just in asshole, this is not the way you do business, honey, in a small town.
- 1:00:58[SPEAKER_08]: Is it, that's not the way you do business.
- 1:01:00[SPEAKER_08]: You don't fuck people around.
- 1:01:01[SPEAKER_08]: And by the way, we asked a couple of other people in her business and her industry about it, she's like, oh, yeah, that's not surprising at all.
- 1:01:08[SPEAKER_08]: So apparently this is just how it fucking goes, fuck off.
- 1:01:11[SPEAKER_09]: And you've got to get used to this.
- 1:01:12[SPEAKER_09]: This is why we're telling you these stories because I'm the flip side of this.
- 1:01:16[SPEAKER_09]: It just happened to us in the commercial, so we're trying to sell the properties before the highway came in and all the other shit.
- 1:01:21[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe a developer, whatever is going to be left, it's great.
- 1:01:24[SPEAKER_09]: Go with God, but they send you that form and they say, hey man, you got to check off the sheet exactly like Dan says, and they asked about an AC in the front of the thing for a runner and I go, I don't know, we never use it.
- 1:01:37[SPEAKER_09]: We never use that room at all and they were like, you want to pay for an h-fac if it's not right and I go.
- 1:01:41[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I'm not going to have you fucking move in if it is.
- 1:01:44[SPEAKER_09]: So by all means and then I had to pay seven grand for a new h-fac there, but like
- 1:01:52[SPEAKER_09]: if you get caught doing shit like that, this is what fucking happens.
- 1:01:56[SPEAKER_09]: And if the rates are gonna be this high, going into 2028, and somebody's gotta get out of their place, they're gonna do whatever they can to get you to buy it.
- 1:02:06[SPEAKER_09]: So just be careful, that is why we're telling you these stories.
- 1:02:09[SPEAKER_09]: That is it.
- 1:02:10[SPEAKER_09]: When rates cool down,
- 1:02:12[SPEAKER_09]: Cool, but when you move to new places and you got kids and all that other stuff, you might not have a choice at the end of the fucking day and it sucks.
- 1:02:20[SPEAKER_09]: Um, hearing these numbers sucks.
- 1:02:23[SPEAKER_09]: So yeah, dude, it's, uh, it's not a great time and shitty part is I'm just looking at these dates again, they started in March.
- 1:02:30[SPEAKER_09]: or excuse me February 26th, where it was 5.98, that's when we got into the thing with Iran, and that was going to be four to six weeks.
- 1:02:39[SPEAKER_09]: She just fucked up everything, man, around the country.
- 1:02:41[SPEAKER_09]: So be careful.
- 1:02:42[SPEAKER_09]: That's all we're telling you.
- 1:02:43[SPEAKER_09]: That's it.
- 1:02:45[SPEAKER_09]: Next up, moved into Pica.
- 1:02:47[SPEAKER_09]: To pick a Kansas has announced a new relocation incentive program where eligible folks can pack up and head to the Midwest and they can score up to $15,000 in cold hard cash.
- 1:03:00[SPEAKER_09]: You'll have to do some work though is the program.
- 1:03:02[SPEAKER_09]: That's called, uh, choose Tupica.
- 1:03:05[SPEAKER_09]: It is tied to the Shawnee County employers.
- 1:03:08[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, as with all free funds, the capital of Kansas has some requirements before it dulls out the cash.
- 1:03:14[SPEAKER_09]: The city is urging people to, uh, take a few steps before even applying.
- 1:03:19[SPEAKER_09]: For example, anyone who fills out a form must secure a job with the Shawnee County employer to even be considered eligible.
- 1:03:26[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, but be sure to check with your new job, but before making any moves as not, uh, every major employer offers,
- 1:03:32[SPEAKER_09]: relocation incentives, participation is voluntary and position specific.
- 1:03:38[SPEAKER_09]: The historic city, which is a population of 178,000, roughly said the relocation program is typically reserved for hard-to-filled roles, which likely requires specialized skills, education, or experience.
- 1:03:50[SPEAKER_09]: However, the program is open to all employers.
- 1:03:53[SPEAKER_09]: with over 50 companies participating today in order to be eligible for the Mulai you must meet for requirements according to the website, proof of salary, minimum 50 grand a year for Shani County, proof of home insurance, excuse me, home purchase and application to be received prior to permanent relocation.
- 1:04:13[SPEAKER_08]: I am going to be like citizen or legal, yeah, whatever.
- 1:04:17[SPEAKER_09]: I personally like this, and if you're trying to keep your town alive and you need workers and people to go to the restaurants and businesses and local businesses, I personally like this.
- 1:04:28[SPEAKER_09]: I haven't read about this story, but I didn't know the exact details until now.
- 1:04:34[SPEAKER_09]: All of this seems pretty fair.
- 1:04:37[SPEAKER_09]: And I think a lot more smaller towns will probably be instituting this, especially in the next year, if these rates do remain at 7.5.
- 1:04:47[SPEAKER_09]: So, yeah, I think there's a decent shot at this.
- 1:04:51[SPEAKER_09]: As far as this spreading on to other states and all that other stuff and whoever came up with it in the town, congratulations, man, you gotta get creative during these times.
- 1:05:00[SPEAKER_09]: You really do, man, because it is fucking hard in the housing markets.
- 1:05:05[SPEAKER_09]: A lot of you have asked, what do we do about it?
- 1:05:08[SPEAKER_09]: One of the listeners, I just straight up told you, I think it was Twitter, wherever you'd tag me, but I just said, look, man,
- 1:05:16[SPEAKER_09]: I think if we fix the immigration problem and some other shit, you could probably nuke these prices down very, very quickly, you have all this resistance and all this other shit.
- 1:05:25[SPEAKER_09]: Ruby, it was talking about it the other day.
- 1:05:28[SPEAKER_09]: It's like dude, you're fighting these people just to get some shit bag criminal out of your fucking city and this process is going to take a lot longer than you hoped because the Democrats need these fucking votes.
- 1:05:39[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:05:41[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, Lindsey Graham is a Democratic voter now.
- 1:05:43[SPEAKER_08]: Actually because that's just, that's the dead people vote for Democrats.
- 1:05:47[SPEAKER_09]: We vote in California.
- 1:05:50[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, this is an interesting thing.
- 1:05:54[SPEAKER_08]: I wonder if it'll work.
- 1:05:56[SPEAKER_08]: Blue, go to a job search website and look and see how many jobs in Shawnee County County, County, Kansas.
- 1:06:07[SPEAKER_08]: Excess that are 50,000 or more.
- 1:06:09[SPEAKER_08]: It's S-H-A-W-N-E-E County.
- 1:06:14[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, it's an Indian tribe who used to live there.
- 1:06:17[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, really?
- 1:06:18[SPEAKER_08]: And we didn't pay them 15,000 dollars in there.
- 1:06:20[SPEAKER_08]: No, no, no, it's killing them.
- 1:06:22[SPEAKER_08]: Well, no, they have casinos.
- 1:06:24[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, all right, well, that's fine.
- 1:06:27[SPEAKER_06]: uh... trainer jose is uh... hiring over there and so you've come up to the meeting on some of the and maybe eighteen bucks an hour uh... that's all it's for a better um... cashier and say how many jobs make fifty thousand year you have to make twenty four dollars and four cents per hour on a typical twenty eighty which is two thousand eighty uh... hours per year that's a forty-hour work week for fifty two weeks
- 1:06:54[SPEAKER_06]: uh... biz quick packaging technician you make twenty six to twenty nine dollars an hour uh... so that would that would that would work uh... or maybe a little like i heard about this final a while back and uh... maybe people started eating up the jobs and they're like great man i'll do it i'll do it uh... i've i've heard of um... like a place in Italy doing something similar to this uh... but yet japan does it too but uh... yeah that's right only they here's a problem with
- 1:07:25[SPEAKER_09]: Japanese people.
- 1:07:26[SPEAKER_08]: Japanese people.
- 1:07:27[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, and you have to have, uh, well, it's only in China where you have to have sideways with China's.
- 1:07:34[SPEAKER_08]: Polar bears have sideways with giants.
- 1:07:35[SPEAKER_08]: You guys know that.
- 1:07:36[SPEAKER_08]: You wouldn't think that because they're Russian and they're white not while only the hair Oh, yeah, that's I can yeah, I don't know what hey would colors a polar bear skin black right.
- 1:07:47[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know yeah The fucker look it up.
- 1:07:48[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, yeah, yeah, they're black.
- 1:07:50[SPEAKER_08]: No look it up really underneath.
- 1:07:52[SPEAKER_08]: I want to see so it's white on the outside black on the inside because I don't like that That's false advertising.
- 1:07:57[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I mean just make it a fucking black bear.
- 1:07:59[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, a lot of
- 1:08:00[SPEAKER_08]: Whoa, they shave one of these fuckers?
- 1:08:03[SPEAKER_08]: Uh, no, that's not.
- 1:08:04[SPEAKER_08]: That's just a bear with Alopecia.
- 1:08:06[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:08:07[SPEAKER_09]: Um, show that bear with Alopecia after this.
- 1:08:10[SPEAKER_09]: That's wild.
- 1:08:11[SPEAKER_07]: But you can't even kind of see it in this picture where right around the neck.
- 1:08:14[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you're right.
- 1:08:15[SPEAKER_07]: It's real dark on your face.
- 1:08:16[SPEAKER_08]: And my fuckers were rolling the mud, though, man.
- 1:08:18[SPEAKER_08]: Show me if it's, uh, let's go find a polar bear and shave that summit down.
- 1:08:23[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, show the shaved one, dude.
- 1:08:24[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, okay.
- 1:08:25[SPEAKER_08]: That one.
- 1:08:25[SPEAKER_08]: That's a, that's just like an old bear.
- 1:08:27[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's a different animal, but.
- 1:08:29[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that actually looks like a, like a sun bear.
- 1:08:32[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, yeah, I have a flux of sunsets, right?
- 1:08:34[SPEAKER_07]: I've never even heard of that.
- 1:08:35[SPEAKER_07]: It's a type of bear in India.
- 1:08:37[SPEAKER_07]: And a relation to the caribers.
- 1:08:40[SPEAKER_07]: I'd have to look into it, I'm not sure.
- 1:08:42[SPEAKER_09]: All right, shine on.
- 1:08:43[SPEAKER_09]: Shine on caribers, shine on.
- 1:08:45[SPEAKER_09]: Um, but yeah, dude, I don't like any of that.
- 1:08:48[SPEAKER_09]: I didn't know that at all.
- 1:08:50[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not to be racist, obviously.
- 1:08:52[SPEAKER_07]: You know, black, black bears.
- 1:08:53[SPEAKER_07]: I can't figure out what the fuck they look like.
- 1:08:56[SPEAKER_07]: Black bears matter.
- 1:08:58[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I'm not finding any pictures of it, but I am seeing here that it says Polaris skin color is jet black across the body, which helps absorb solar heat and protects against UV radiation.
- 1:09:09[SPEAKER_07]: Much of fucking.
- 1:09:11[SPEAKER_07]: And you can add your own words right there.
- 1:09:13[SPEAKER_08]: Sure can do.
- 1:09:14[SPEAKER_08]: Sure can.
- 1:09:15[SPEAKER_08]: Doing most of the work for you.
- 1:09:16[SPEAKER_08]: I got you 60, 60% of the way boys.
- 1:09:19[SPEAKER_09]: That's a white face.
- 1:09:20[SPEAKER_09]: That's what that is, man.
- 1:09:22[SPEAKER_09]: That's kind of fucked up.
- 1:09:22[SPEAKER_09]: It is.
- 1:09:23[SPEAKER_07]: I feel like somebody should do something about this.
- 1:09:25[SPEAKER_07]: We have.
- 1:09:25[SPEAKER_08]: We've killed most of them, I think.
- 1:09:27[SPEAKER_08]: Well, it wasn't us.
- 1:09:28[SPEAKER_08]: It was a brown people that did it.
- 1:09:30[SPEAKER_08]: So they're mad.
- 1:09:31[SPEAKER_08]: They're like, what?
- 1:09:31[SPEAKER_08]: You going to hide?
- 1:09:34[SPEAKER_09]: But even looking at this in deed stats you're talking about shunny county there, maybe those jobs are eaten up already, man.
- 1:09:39[SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I feel like, you know, they wouldn't be giving people $15,000 if there was a lot of great jobs there, you know.
- 1:09:47[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, man.
- 1:09:48[SPEAKER_09]: I've never been.
- 1:09:50[SPEAKER_09]: I've never been to shunny county.
- 1:09:51[SPEAKER_08]: You know, I mean, it's to Pica.
- 1:09:53[SPEAKER_08]: I don't even know where that is in the state.
- 1:09:55[SPEAKER_08]: It's peak amounts of Pico.
- 1:09:57[SPEAKER_08]: According to Google AI, which is notoriously wrong.
- 1:10:01[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:10:02[SPEAKER_08]: But it's pulling from a list from Indeed.
- 1:10:04[SPEAKER_08]: So somewhere between 4700 and 5000 jobs, meeting or exceeding 50,000 a year, are open right now.
- 1:10:14[SPEAKER_08]: How many?
- 1:10:16[SPEAKER_08]: 4700 to 5,000.
- 1:10:17[SPEAKER_08]: What are they going to do?
- 1:10:18[SPEAKER_08]: A 5,000 people show up, asking for their $15,000.
- 1:10:21[SPEAKER_08]: Do they know how to do math?
- 1:10:23[SPEAKER_08]: because I'm pretty sure that Topeka Cancer doesn't have 75 million dollars to spend.
- 1:10:28[SPEAKER_08]: I'm almost certain that a town with 180,000 people on a don't.
- 1:10:32[SPEAKER_09]: But to go through all of that is a process.
- 1:10:35[SPEAKER_09]: So like you do have to prove it, get the proof of a job, all that others.
- 1:10:38[SPEAKER_08]: Imagine going through all that movement of Topeka and then they're like, ah, sorry, you don't qualify.
- 1:10:42[SPEAKER_08]: Whoopsies.
- 1:10:43[SPEAKER_08]: That plays to the fucking ground.
- 1:10:44[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:10:46[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I look I'll to peak I've never been there.
- 1:10:50[SPEAKER_09]: I'm not going to shit on you.
- 1:10:52[SPEAKER_09]: I don't think it's a bad idea if you're trying to save, you know, the town and these rates are going to be like this for a while.
- 1:10:58[SPEAKER_09]: That's tough, bro.
- 1:11:00[SPEAKER_09]: That's fucking tough.
- 1:11:02[SPEAKER_09]: So pack up, pack up a bag and put some first form in there.
- 1:11:07[SPEAKER_09]: From firstform.com, forward slash drinking, bro.
- 1:11:10[SPEAKER_09]: I was looking at you, coupe.
- 1:11:12[SPEAKER_09]: real fast on that trigger finger dude, five free meat sticks with the purchase of any supplement.
- 1:11:19[SPEAKER_09]: If you're out there looking for jobs, you're going to get hungry, walking those streets dude.
- 1:11:23[SPEAKER_09]: So to take a pack of meat sticks with you for free, for free dude, that's a whole bag, a whole box for Christ's six, they're huge.
- 1:11:32[SPEAKER_09]: 18 grams of protein, they're delightful.
- 1:11:35[SPEAKER_09]: Those sharp chetters are the best in the business to live and die by these things.
- 1:11:42[SPEAKER_09]: And you can get them for free right now if you buy any supplements, opti greens, boobam, right here on camera.
- 1:11:50[SPEAKER_09]: They get the protein powder over their
- 1:11:56[SPEAKER_09]: We got the level one bars over here.
- 1:11:58[SPEAKER_09]: I know I'm going to show you the PB and J ones, but we got the cookies and cream over there.
- 1:12:02[SPEAKER_09]: We also got peanut butter, salted caramel.
- 1:12:05[SPEAKER_09]: These are fantastic.
- 1:12:06[SPEAKER_09]: That counts, 20 grams of protein in those.
- 1:12:09[SPEAKER_09]: They got protein shakes now.
- 1:12:11[SPEAKER_09]: I think the was the sherbert was back too for the protein powder.
- 1:12:16[SPEAKER_09]: I believe that is the rainbow sherber's back as well, man.
- 1:12:19[SPEAKER_09]: That the waffle one is awesome.
- 1:12:21[SPEAKER_09]: They just have a million flavors on there.
- 1:12:23[SPEAKER_09]: Look at that list.
- 1:12:24[SPEAKER_09]: Put it down on screen.
- 1:12:25[SPEAKER_09]: Look at the list of flavors there.
- 1:12:28[SPEAKER_09]: A lot of skews.
- 1:12:29[SPEAKER_07]: Oh, yeah.
- 1:12:29[SPEAKER_07]: I'm not seeing sugar down there either.
- 1:12:30[SPEAKER_09]: I might have been sold out.
- 1:12:32[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, birthday cake, pumpkin spice latte, milk chunks, right.
- 1:12:35[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
- 1:12:35[SPEAKER_07]: Pumpkin spice, dude.
- 1:12:36[SPEAKER_07]: How long is next weekend?
- 1:12:37[SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
- 1:12:38[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, they get everything.
- 1:12:39[SPEAKER_09]: And the micro factors are excellent, dude.
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- 1:13:22[SPEAKER_09]: Firstform.com for slash drinking bros. Next up, the wealth gap.
- 1:13:27[SPEAKER_09]: United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby is called for a national wealth tax and says income inequality is a danger to society.
- 1:13:37[SPEAKER_09]: but not his own money, of course.
- 1:13:40[SPEAKER_09]: Kirby, who'd so come about 32.3 million in total compensation for the fiscal year of 2025, made the remarks when asked about declining public trust and corporate executives during an interview with the New York Times.
- 1:13:54[SPEAKER_09]: His compensation includes salary, stock awards, and performance incentives.
- 1:13:59[SPEAKER_09]: It's about 334 times the airline's medium
- 1:14:03[SPEAKER_09]: compensation of $96,670, which isn't that bad, by the way.
- 1:14:09[SPEAKER_09]: According to United's 206 proxy statements, we should have a national wealth tax.
- 1:14:16[SPEAKER_09]: It won't work by states because people will just move.
- 1:14:19[SPEAKER_09]: And I think we should have an inheritance taxes that get close to 100% at some level, I would pay them.
- 1:14:30[SPEAKER_09]: Why?
- 1:14:30[SPEAKER_09]: Why would they take away everything that's your past and down to your kids or whatever?
- 1:14:36[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know what the fuck this guy's talking about, but Fox News reached out to him and said, hey, you're getting paid 32 million dollars a year right now Are you planning on reducing your compensation to share that wealth with your employees?
- 1:14:51[SPEAKER_08]: Um, and he did not respond on on air
- 1:14:56[SPEAKER_08]: No, they sent, they breached out to us.
- 1:14:58[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, you got him after the interview.
- 1:15:00[SPEAKER_09]: Cather would have been great.
- 1:15:01[SPEAKER_08]: Is this him right here?
- 1:15:02[SPEAKER_08]: Blue?
- 1:15:04[SPEAKER_06]: Uh, yeah, I believe so.
- 1:15:05[SPEAKER_06]: All right, let's see.
- 1:15:07[SPEAKER_18]: that pertain on a wealth tax and there's probably other place to do it but the basic concept is one of fairness you know a lot of people listen to this call today earn their income through income taxes or 40% but if you're wealthy enough you can have passive income you can just make an investment and the laws are set up that you literally never pay taxes on that all that growth that can happen.
- 1:15:30[SPEAKER_18]: and never pay taxes.
- 1:15:31[SPEAKER_18]: That just feels unfair to me.
- 1:15:32[SPEAKER_18]: One guy's opinion other people can have a different opinion.
- 1:15:35[SPEAKER_18]: My view would be, you know, the more fair system is, some way of taxing that wealth growth, whether it's a wealth tax for some other way of doing it, and lower income taxes at the same time.
- 1:15:45[SPEAKER_18]: It just feels more fair to me, but again, I'm not a policy advocate.
- 1:15:48[SPEAKER_18]: I was asked for a non-consistice opinion.
- 1:15:50[SPEAKER_18]: That's my non-consistice opinion.
- 1:15:52[SPEAKER_18]: And that's the reason I think
- 1:15:54[SPEAKER_09]: that potato thanks thanks for that jackass with the fuck yeah put it doesn't want to do it obviously a lot of nothing there doesn't want to do it's um you know the latest one who doesn't want to do it either is uh Mark Zuckerberg so Zuckerberg yesterday threatened to leave California um because of this
- 1:16:11[SPEAKER_09]: millionaire billionaire tax that's about to get in out there.
- 1:16:14[SPEAKER_09]: And he's like, I'll get the fuck out of here.
- 1:16:17[SPEAKER_09]: But Meta's board apparently cut him a deal.
- 1:16:20[SPEAKER_09]: So he's going to be stuck there for a while.
- 1:16:23[SPEAKER_09]: I don't know what the ins and outs of that were.
- 1:16:24[SPEAKER_09]: But they just had a fucking massive, massive fucking quarter.
- 1:16:33[SPEAKER_09]: His Facebook Meta stock is through the fucking roof.
- 1:16:37[SPEAKER_09]: But even he,
- 1:16:39[SPEAKER_09]: with as many billions of dollars as he had wants to get out of the state because of this tax.
- 1:16:44[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
- 1:16:45[SPEAKER_09]: Oh my god, it's the stock up to $648.
- 1:16:49[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:16:51[SPEAKER_09]: Oh my god.
- 1:16:52[SPEAKER_06]: Hi, hi, hi.
- 1:16:53[SPEAKER_06]: Hey, Luke.
- 1:16:54[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
- 1:16:55[SPEAKER_09]: Full disclosure, either IPO of this.
- 1:16:57[SPEAKER_09]: Damn.
- 1:16:59[SPEAKER_09]: $28.
- 1:17:00[SPEAKER_06]: Bad ass.
- 1:17:01[SPEAKER_06]: No.
- 1:17:03[SPEAKER_06]: Why did you sell it really early?
- 1:17:04[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:17:05[SPEAKER_06]: Around.
- 1:17:05[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, fuck.
- 1:17:07[SPEAKER_09]: I just didn't, I, look, Instagram wasn't a thing in bought that yet.
- 1:17:12[SPEAKER_09]: The rest is bullshit, wasn't a thing, and I was like, are people really still going to use Facebook in, you know, 15 years?
- 1:17:20[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, it turns out I'm the jackass on that one, but man, 648, that's probably split to like 40 different times.
- 1:17:28[SPEAKER_09]: God, damn it, man.
- 1:17:29[SPEAKER_09]: But if he doesn't want to pay it,
- 1:17:31[SPEAKER_09]: Sorry, man, nobody else wants to fucking pay it, but also with all the fraud that's going on in America right now, why would you want to pay extra taxes when you know it's just going to go to Somalia.
- 1:17:41[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I mean, if you want to do that, just go to Somalia yourself.
- 1:17:45[SPEAKER_08]: Right, and just throw the money in the streets.
- 1:17:47[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, the dollar was a long way there.
- 1:17:49[SPEAKER_08]: Wait, what's the exchange rate for whatever currency the Somalians have.
- 1:17:53[SPEAKER_08]: Right now, how far does my dollar go exactly in the land of waterheads?
- 1:17:57[SPEAKER_09]: What do you trade there?
- 1:18:00[SPEAKER_08]: Cactus is burning tires.
- 1:18:01[SPEAKER_08]: Now they don't have cactus.
- 1:18:03[SPEAKER_09]: It's starting to suck out the water.
- 1:18:05[SPEAKER_06]: It's going to cost $572.
- 1:18:09[SPEAKER_06]: Somalian shilling.
- 1:18:11[SPEAKER_06]: Shilling.
- 1:18:11[SPEAKER_08]: And then how much, like, how much, find out in Mogadishu, how much like a sandwich cost?
- 1:18:17[SPEAKER_08]: They eat food, right?
- 1:18:18[SPEAKER_08]: I mean, they don't have any, but they would.
- 1:18:19[SPEAKER_08]: If they could, if they had it, they would.
- 1:18:21[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, certainly they've got a price for something.
- 1:18:23[SPEAKER_08]: There's a menu.
- 1:18:24[SPEAKER_08]: They just can't order off it.
- 1:18:25[SPEAKER_09]: Right.
- 1:18:26[SPEAKER_08]: find out how much is shame which cost something comparable right like a fucking a coke or something I don't know and we'll see what the cause the currency exchange doesn't tell you the whole story um... a uh... a bottle uh... a bottle or small can of Coca-Cola and moody shoot small yet typically cost between fifty cents and dollar twenty u.s.d okay
- 1:18:49[SPEAKER_08]: Yes, so like, uh, uh, a fifth of our cost, probably.
- 1:18:55[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:18:55[SPEAKER_08]: What's a cochlear, like, 250?
- 1:18:56[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I would say so.
- 1:18:58[SPEAKER_08]: So I'm like that.
- 1:18:59[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:18:59[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know how drink soda is.
- 1:19:00[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know why I picked that one.
- 1:19:01[SPEAKER_08]: But, um, yeah, it's, if you're a billionaire,
- 1:19:08[SPEAKER_08]: You can buy all that sand and all the dead people or whatever's there.
- 1:19:12[SPEAKER_08]: I think it's mostly sand a dead people and burning tires from what I remember From Black Hawk down.
- 1:19:18[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so you can buy the whole country for a billion dollars probably what's the GDP of Somalia?
- 1:19:24[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's a great question And watch to buy this fuck tell you what Zuck if you buy it.
- 1:19:28[SPEAKER_08]: I can put together together a team of dudes to come clear that place out
- 1:19:34[SPEAKER_06]: Or team 0.82 bill.
- 1:19:37[SPEAKER_06]: Is that it?
- 1:19:38[SPEAKER_06]: Is it?
- 1:19:38[SPEAKER_06]: Smellies nominal current GDP.
- 1:19:41[SPEAKER_09]: So Elon Musk could buy this tomorrow without Blink.
- 1:19:44[SPEAKER_08]: Elon Musk, listen to me, son.
- 1:19:47[SPEAKER_08]: I know you're an African-American, so you'll appreciate this.
- 1:19:51[SPEAKER_08]: We get our own country.
- 1:19:54[SPEAKER_08]: you buy it, you fund the army, we will wipe that fucking place off the face of the earth and we'll make a new Gaza.
- 1:20:02[SPEAKER_08]: Put a Trump hotel there.
- 1:20:03[SPEAKER_08]: We'll call it new Gaza.
- 1:20:05[SPEAKER_08]: Put a Trump hotel there, put a big water slide.
- 1:20:10[SPEAKER_08]: no muscles, not one is allowed.
- 1:20:14[SPEAKER_08]: You tell me it's up to you, bud, balls in your court, all the flippy flying cars you want, whatever the fuck you want, but we can make a word.
- 1:20:23[SPEAKER_09]: Also, with all the black people killing all the off all the white farmers down in South Africa, where he is from, you could just relocate them there.
- 1:20:30[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I mean, they're not gonna be doing a whole lot of farming in Somalia, but somebody in the chat mentioned that there's a bunch of,
- 1:20:38[SPEAKER_08]: Well, that's a good point too from Slob, but a bunch of sharks in the water.
- 1:20:41[SPEAKER_08]: I say we electrocute all the sharks.
- 1:20:44[SPEAKER_08]: Just drive around in those little dingy's and with a cattle pot.
- 1:20:47[SPEAKER_08]: Just get them all.
- 1:20:49[SPEAKER_08]: That way like sharks are smart.
- 1:20:51[SPEAKER_08]: They're not dumb.
- 1:20:52[SPEAKER_08]: They'll stop coming around if you get electrocuted any time you come nearby, right?
- 1:20:55[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, if you took the heat energy thing and just zap the water.
- 1:20:59[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you can do that too, just boil the ocean.
- 1:21:01[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:21:02[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
- 1:21:02[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
- 1:21:03[SPEAKER_08]: I think the water, see what the temperature is.
- 1:21:06[SPEAKER_08]: Slav in the chat, who is in notoriously racist, says, and he's what, but I believe him here.
- 1:21:12[SPEAKER_08]: Um, 45% of Somalia's GDP is remittances for Minnesota.
- 1:21:16[SPEAKER_08]: So cut that and have seven billion, right?
- 1:21:21[SPEAKER_08]: It's how much you would actually cost to buy it from these re-tards.
- 1:21:25[SPEAKER_06]: Well, 77 degrees, oh my god, that's beautiful.
- 1:21:27[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, that's nice, man.
- 1:21:28[SPEAKER_06]: Wow, that's really nice.
- 1:21:29[SPEAKER_08]: No, one of the sharks show up.
- 1:21:30[SPEAKER_08]: Well, so we got to kill the sharks and then all the people.
- 1:21:33[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 1:21:33[SPEAKER_08]: And then you've got a nice country.
- 1:21:36[SPEAKER_08]: And you're on the ocean.
- 1:21:37[SPEAKER_08]: What do they grow?
- 1:21:38[SPEAKER_08]: What can you grow anything there?
- 1:21:40[SPEAKER_08]: Let's go through this.
- 1:21:42[SPEAKER_08]: They grow a lot of pirates.
- 1:21:43[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, why, why was there so much of so many we're targeted.
- 1:21:46[SPEAKER_09]: Because I know the ancestors are obviously.
- 1:21:48[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, obviously.
- 1:21:50[SPEAKER_08]: But Sorghum, I don't know what that is.
- 1:21:52[SPEAKER_08]: Sorghum is, you feed cows with it.
- 1:21:55[SPEAKER_06]: It's a big product in Texas as well.
- 1:21:57[SPEAKER_06]: Gotcha.
- 1:21:58[SPEAKER_06]: Sorghum maze and sesame maze.
- 1:22:00[SPEAKER_08]: So old school core.
- 1:22:01[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:22:02[SPEAKER_08]: All right, and sesame.
- 1:22:04[SPEAKER_06]: So food that feeds other animals.
- 1:22:07[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, that's fine.
- 1:22:08[SPEAKER_08]: So we can bring cattle there.
- 1:22:09[SPEAKER_08]: We just need water.
- 1:22:10[SPEAKER_08]: We just need a good Elon D salonate the ocean.
- 1:22:14[SPEAKER_08]: All of it.
- 1:22:15[SPEAKER_08]: We don't need it anymore.
- 1:22:16[SPEAKER_08]: Done with that shit.
- 1:22:17[SPEAKER_08]: Who goes in the ocean anyways?
- 1:22:19[SPEAKER_08]: The only reason I go in the ocean is to get somewhere.
- 1:22:23[SPEAKER_09]: I cool off in it.
- 1:22:23[SPEAKER_09]: I like the ocean.
- 1:22:24[SPEAKER_08]: Let's get rid of it.
- 1:22:25[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, I can't.
- 1:22:26[SPEAKER_08]: I think Elon's got the he has the technology at this point to completely get rid of the ocean.
- 1:22:32[SPEAKER_08]: And we can just walk everywhere.
- 1:22:34[SPEAKER_09]: And, and look, that's an option, obviously, but, uh, you could put space sex there, you could put a lot of shit there, you're on at the bottom of that, was it?
- 1:22:40[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:22:40[SPEAKER_09]: Well, just think about fucking, oh, you mean some oil.
- 1:22:43[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, some oil.
- 1:22:43[SPEAKER_09]: Just think about killing off all these people.
- 1:22:45[SPEAKER_09]: And, uh, the land will be fertile.
- 1:22:46[SPEAKER_09]: Or we can get so much water poured out of there.
- 1:22:48[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:22:49[SPEAKER_08]: And the, uh, and the, uh, the words of runaway Slav, we could re-migrate them.
- 1:22:55[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
- 1:22:56[SPEAKER_08]: Right, I think that's where they call them.
- 1:22:57[SPEAKER_08]: Another set of vacuate.
- 1:22:59[SPEAKER_09]: Oh, okay.
- 1:23:00[SPEAKER_08]: They were evacuating, Jeremy.
- 1:23:01[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:23:01[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, uh, yeah, get them out of there.
- 1:23:06[SPEAKER_06]: Look, you've had however long you've been there to do something that you haven't done shit.
- 1:23:12[SPEAKER_06]: So you're saying they need to have some sort of like solution to fix this, some sort of final solution.
- 1:23:18[SPEAKER_09]: Africa is a whole needs of final solution.
- 1:23:20[SPEAKER_09]: Yes, yes it does.
- 1:23:21[SPEAKER_08]: Look, there's some nice places there.
- 1:23:23[SPEAKER_08]: We're, I don't know.
- 1:23:26[SPEAKER_09]: Everybody says Cape Town, right?
- 1:23:28[SPEAKER_09]: Not that for a kid.
- 1:23:28[SPEAKER_08]: No one says that.
- 1:23:29[SPEAKER_08]: Cape Town is a shittle now.
- 1:23:31[SPEAKER_08]: Is it really?
- 1:23:31[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you're going to Cape Town or J Berger get fucking murdered.
- 1:23:34[SPEAKER_08]: Have you seen District?
- 1:23:34[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, and it's Berger's shitty, too.
- 1:23:36[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, you're getting murdered if you go there.
- 1:23:39[SPEAKER_08]: Really?
- 1:23:40[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, this had two mass shootings.
- 1:23:42[SPEAKER_08]: Like two, three weeks ago.
- 1:23:43[SPEAKER_08]: But yeah, there's some decent places there still in the country of South Africa, not in the city, though.
- 1:23:52[SPEAKER_09]: Fuck, dude.
- 1:23:53[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, they've had how many thousands of years to figure it out there and they haven't.
- 1:23:57[SPEAKER_09]: I think at the times up.
- 1:23:59[SPEAKER_09]: Maybe that was, that's what every actor should wear in the red carpet of the award shows.
- 1:24:03[SPEAKER_09]: Times up Africa.
- 1:24:04[SPEAKER_06]: Look, guys, if those countries weren't messed up, we wouldn't get a cheap mining stuff.
- 1:24:13[SPEAKER_06]: I don't care about that, man.
- 1:24:14[SPEAKER_06]: Like she got robbers now.
- 1:24:16[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, we got robbers.
- 1:24:17[SPEAKER_08]: That's the deal with Elon.
- 1:24:18[SPEAKER_08]: He can fucking replace all the slave labor with robots.
- 1:24:21[SPEAKER_08]: And robots don't give a shit.
- 1:24:24[SPEAKER_09]: All right, okay, right now in those fucking tunnels to they can dig right down to the tunnels and they come back up And you don't have to deal with jim and haunts who try to steal your fucking diamond or chop off your hands your child's hand You give me the diamond All right next up Oh, I can't I get to a whole fucking three hours on Africa.
- 1:24:41[SPEAKER_09]: Oh my god, man
- 1:24:44[SPEAKER_06]: Well, we started, we've, we've thought it through a little bit now.
- 1:24:46[SPEAKER_06]: I feel like we, it'll take just maybe a few more hours and we're in a shot of a smile.
- 1:24:50[SPEAKER_09]: We just, we just do a reimagining of Africa episode.
- 1:24:54[SPEAKER_09]: That'll be on Fridays.
- 1:24:55[SPEAKER_08]: I tell you, there's 20 million people there in Somalia.
- 1:24:58[SPEAKER_08]: It's a lot.
- 1:24:59[SPEAKER_08]: It's a lot.
- 1:25:00[SPEAKER_08]: It's a lot of people, but I know a lot of tier one operators that want some fucking payback for Blackout Down.
- 1:25:05[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah.
- 1:25:06[SPEAKER_08]: We can make it work.
- 1:25:07[SPEAKER_09]: Look, with the drone technology we have and all that other things.
- 1:25:11[SPEAKER_08]: Also, their neighbor, which is, we're one of the only ones that recognize them as a country, Somali land would definitely help us.
- 1:25:18[SPEAKER_08]: They hate them.
- 1:25:19[SPEAKER_08]: That and that fucking, uh, uh, the regime of that dick hole that that, uh, L-A-N-L-M-E's, uh, Dad worked for, uh, they hate that whole thing.
- 1:25:31[SPEAKER_08]: They hate all of it.
- 1:25:32[SPEAKER_08]: So they would definitely come help, fuck those people up.
- 1:25:38[SPEAKER_08]: Now, I don't care what you look like or the color of your scanner and that bullshed, but no Muslims, not dealing with that.
- 1:25:47[SPEAKER_08]: As a matter of fact, we're going to turn that whole thing into a pick farm.
- 1:25:50[SPEAKER_08]: Can pick, look that up.
- 1:25:55[SPEAKER_09]: I think that's better than the Gettysburg Address right there.
- 1:26:00[SPEAKER_09]: That brief statement regarding Africa, dude, that's better than the Gettysburg Address.
- 1:26:08[SPEAKER_09]: a new constitution for their excuse in continent.
- 1:26:11[SPEAKER_09]: Um, boy, I could do three out.
- 1:26:13[SPEAKER_08]: Can you grow pigs in Somalia or not?
- 1:26:15[SPEAKER_07]: What I'm saying here is, you know, you cannot commercially or culturally raise people.
- 1:26:21[SPEAKER_07]: I don't give a fuck about the culture because they're Muslims.
- 1:26:24[SPEAKER_08]: We're going to wipe that culture out the face of the earth.
- 1:26:26[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, then aside from that, yeah, pigs are fine in Somalia.
- 1:26:28[SPEAKER_06]: All right, they got, they got camels, goats, sheep cattle.
- 1:26:32[SPEAKER_06]: Think they think you can do all the fuckable animals.
- 1:26:35[SPEAKER_07]: You took the words out of my mouth.
- 1:26:42[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, they can eat sorghum too, and they can eat maize, I think.
- 1:26:47[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, 100% high energy grain.
- 1:26:49[SPEAKER_08]: There you go.
- 1:26:50[SPEAKER_08]: So we just have to ship in acorns to get high quality.
- 1:26:54[SPEAKER_08]: Pigs, right?
- 1:26:55[SPEAKER_08]: Oh, some of that I beer going on.
- 1:26:57[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I want some I beer go, but we will figure that out downstream.
- 1:27:00[SPEAKER_08]: I think we got it.
- 1:27:01[SPEAKER_09]: Get a bunch of people all jacked up on cot dude and then let them work.
- 1:27:04[SPEAKER_08]: Now we're going to get, this is a thing.
- 1:27:07[SPEAKER_08]: Once, if you can figure it out with robots, you can put them on cot without even doing anything.
- 1:27:11[SPEAKER_08]: You just change their code a little bit, pretend you're on cot.
- 1:27:15[SPEAKER_08]: Here's a little bit of a robot.
- 1:27:16[SPEAKER_08]: Like you're super happy all the time, energetic, get after it.
- 1:27:21[SPEAKER_08]: And there's plenty of sun there.
- 1:27:23[SPEAKER_09]: It's endless, it's fucking endless, dude.
- 1:27:26[SPEAKER_09]: Solar powered robots.
- 1:27:28[SPEAKER_09]: Fuck, again, a full episode, reimagining Africa.
- 1:27:31[SPEAKER_09]: We could really get into this, dude.
- 1:27:33[SPEAKER_09]: Even that title's a banger.
- 1:27:34[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, it's a nine-part series.
- 1:27:37[SPEAKER_09]: Just like Netflix once, just a nine-part series on reimagining Africa.
- 1:27:42[SPEAKER_09]: I can fucking taste it right now in my mouth.
- 1:27:47[SPEAKER_09]: Next up, Virginia State Senator and Dynid Virginia State Senator Lily Luis Lucas.
- 1:27:55[SPEAKER_09]: fund name was indicted Thursday on five charges, then include drug trafficking, money laundering, fraud, and firearms charges after being accused of running a marijuana distribution enterprise according to the U.S. Department of Justice.
- 1:28:10[SPEAKER_09]: Lucas is among seven indicted in the sprawling racketeering scheme.
- 1:28:15[SPEAKER_09]: A group that includes her two daughters, Lisa Lucas Burke and Teresa Lucas
- 1:28:24[SPEAKER_09]: Attorney General Todd Blanch said in a Thursday press conference Louise Lucas has served in a position of public trust in the Commonwealth of Virginia for over three decades the charges alleged in this indictment revealed the behavior
- 1:28:40[SPEAKER_09]: of a public servant, a person serving, excuse me, who put her own financial interest for the people.
- 1:28:46[SPEAKER_09]: She was elected to serve.
- 1:28:47[SPEAKER_09]: Our federal prosecutors will continue to be guided by the facts and evidence that led a grand jury to indict mislucous and her alleged co-conspirators.
- 1:28:57[SPEAKER_09]: The 82-year-old Lucas as served as a Virginia State Senator since 1991, and as the president's
- 1:29:10[SPEAKER_08]: So is she out of there, too?
- 1:29:11[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, she's going to present and during a conversation with an undiated co-conspirator, which means witness for the state, by the way.
- 1:29:24[SPEAKER_08]: OK. Lucas pushed for favorable language in a Virginia State Bill on marijuana reform, telling the co-conspirator, quote, this is our last chance at generational wealth.
- 1:29:33[SPEAKER_08]: I've got two old to not be greedy.
- 1:29:37[SPEAKER_09]: OK, sure.
- 1:29:39[SPEAKER_09]: Sure.
- 1:29:39[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
- 1:29:40[SPEAKER_09]: Is there a statement here?
- 1:29:41[SPEAKER_09]: Is this Todd Lange?
- 1:29:42[SPEAKER_09]: Sure.
- 1:29:43[SPEAKER_09]: Press play on this.
- 1:29:45[SPEAKER_20]: This morning, seven individuals were arrested or surrendered for allegedly participating in a large-scale, reco-drug trafficking and money laundering conspiracy.
- 1:29:56[SPEAKER_20]: One of those individuals is the president-pro-tempoor of the Virginia State Senate,
- 1:30:06[SPEAKER_20]: Virginia.
- 1:30:07[SPEAKER_20]: A federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Virginia returned an indictment against all seven individuals on October 14th of this year.
- 1:30:15[SPEAKER_20]: The defense are currently in federal custody and my understanding is there's initial appearance later this afternoon in federal court.
- 1:30:24[SPEAKER_20]: The remaining six defendants listed in the indictment include Senator Lucas' daughters, Lisa Lucas Burke, and Teresa Lucas Lamb, Miss Lucas's grandson, Ryan Eichelberger.
- 1:30:36[SPEAKER_20]: Prince Albert William Hudson III, Carlton Upton Jr., and Tamika Johnson.
- 1:30:45[SPEAKER_20]: Senator Lucas has been charged and indicted with five counts.
- 1:30:50[SPEAKER_20]: Racketarian conspiracy to distribute and possess with intensive distribute marijuana, conspiracy to launder money, conspiracy to commit honest services fraud, and maintaining a drug-involved premises.
- 1:31:04[SPEAKER_20]: The other counts listed in the indictment that she's not charged in include possession of a firearm and furtherance of a drug trafficking crime and wire fraud.
- 1:31:13[SPEAKER_20]: All seven defendants are charged for their various roles they allegedly played in the Lucas Enterprise.
- 1:31:19[SPEAKER_20]: The indictment alleges that Senator Lucas approved and directed criminal activities and other activities to benefit the affairs of the Lucas Enterprise.
- 1:31:30[SPEAKER_20]: that she arranged for the acquisition and distribution.
- 1:31:32[SPEAKER_08]: I want to carry you.
- 1:31:33[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, so this old lady was just running a fucking weed business and using her position and government to get legislation passed, so it would help all of that.
- 1:31:46[SPEAKER_08]: Okay.
- 1:31:48[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I believe it.
- 1:31:49[SPEAKER_08]: Um, she black.
- 1:31:51[SPEAKER_08]: There's a dude here on the fucking city council.
- 1:31:55[SPEAKER_08]: I think in Walmington or something who does that shit, there is like from a big land owning family and they just keep zoning shit differently to make his brother rich or some bullshit.
- 1:32:04[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, I think that's the mayor.
- 1:32:05[SPEAKER_08]: It's a mayor.
- 1:32:06[SPEAKER_08]: I doubt that.
- 1:32:07[SPEAKER_08]: Well, he does it too.
- 1:32:08[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sure, but I don't know, I don't know him.
- 1:32:10[SPEAKER_08]: I've heard that, but I don't know the facts on that one.
- 1:32:12[SPEAKER_08]: There's another dude.
- 1:32:14[SPEAKER_08]: Who's who's been doing it and he's like 70.
- 1:32:17[SPEAKER_08]: I think he's been doing it for fucking decades That's what small town politics is if you're looking to make some money See their problem is you went to the state.
- 1:32:25[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
- 1:32:25[SPEAKER_08]: That's too high up.
- 1:32:26[SPEAKER_08]: Yep.
- 1:32:27[SPEAKER_08]: You got to stay down here brother FBI is not arrested city council mumbers No, not maybe in major cities.
- 1:32:33[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, but not in small towns.
- 1:32:35[SPEAKER_08]: You can rip those motherfuckers off for years
- 1:32:37[SPEAKER_08]: And the problem is those motherfuckers are your friends and neighbors, right?
- 1:32:41[SPEAKER_08]: And you gotta be a cult like this to do it.
- 1:32:43[SPEAKER_09]: And it's Jason Aldeen said, try that in a small town, you know?
- 1:32:47[SPEAKER_09]: And she went too big.
- 1:32:48[SPEAKER_09]: That was her problem there.
- 1:32:50[SPEAKER_09]: Look at the look of shock on her face.
- 1:32:51[SPEAKER_09]: Is this a real-time photo there?
- 1:32:53[SPEAKER_09]: Look.
- 1:32:54[SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, I like her fit though.
- 1:32:55[SPEAKER_06]: She's frozen in fear.
- 1:32:56[SPEAKER_06]: Nice.
- 1:32:57[SPEAKER_06]: Nice fit, dude.
- 1:32:58[SPEAKER_06]: It's a rich fit.
- 1:32:59[SPEAKER_06]: That's what that is, though.
- 1:33:00[SPEAKER_06]: Mm, good for you.
- 1:33:01[SPEAKER_06]: I've got big of a buns, are.
- 1:33:03[SPEAKER_08]: I'm sorry, what?
- 1:33:04[SPEAKER_08]: Buttons?
- 1:33:05[SPEAKER_06]: Her buns, other.
- 1:33:06[SPEAKER_06]: Oh, don't stop.
- 1:33:08[SPEAKER_08]: You zoomed into the right spot there.
- 1:33:11[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, sure did.
- 1:33:12[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, sure did.
- 1:33:13[SPEAKER_08]: We've got it.
- 1:33:14[SPEAKER_08]: 70, 72, or whatever.
- 1:33:15[SPEAKER_08]: You get bored with what she's 82.
- 1:33:16[SPEAKER_08]: 82?
- 1:33:17[SPEAKER_08]: 82?
- 1:33:17[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah.
- 1:33:17[SPEAKER_08]: Did you go to jail in 82?
- 1:33:19[SPEAKER_08]: Good for her.
- 1:33:21[SPEAKER_08]: Yeah, yeah, which is going to be awesome.
- 1:33:23[SPEAKER_08]: Bad ass.
- 1:33:24[SPEAKER_08]: Show it on that.
- 1:33:25[SPEAKER_08]: I'll be a hero in there.
- 1:33:27[SPEAKER_08]: What do they call it?
- 1:33:28[SPEAKER_08]: It's not old head if it's a woman.
- 1:33:30[SPEAKER_08]: I don't know what they call it.
- 1:33:31[SPEAKER_09]: What do they call old ladies and predominant bands?
- 1:33:33[SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
- 1:33:35[SPEAKER_09]: Is it hands?
- 1:33:36[SPEAKER_09]: Um, Google.
- 1:33:39[SPEAKER_09]: I mean, she's got the weed hook up.
- 1:33:40[SPEAKER_09]: She's got the fucking plugs for it.
- 1:33:42[SPEAKER_08]: I don't think people are smoking weed in prison.
- 1:33:43[SPEAKER_08]: Do you know something?
- 1:33:45[SPEAKER_08]: No, it's cocaine in here when it should.
- 1:33:46[SPEAKER_08]: Really?
- 1:33:47[SPEAKER_08]: You don't, you can't.
- 1:33:48[SPEAKER_08]: How are you going to hide it?
- 1:33:49[SPEAKER_08]: It's too big and then you got a fucking maybe maybe like, adibles and shit.
- 1:33:53[SPEAKER_09]: They moved, did he?
- 1:33:55[SPEAKER_09]: And after his fucking lifestyle, they haven't moved him out of there.
- 1:33:59[SPEAKER_09]: I really like how we're not doing this bullshit anymore.
- 1:34:02[SPEAKER_09]: All right, now's the one to show.
- 1:34:03[SPEAKER_09]: We get to the drinking bro of the week.
- 1:34:06[SPEAKER_09]: Look, we've been doing this thing called the first form healthy bro and broette of the week.
- 1:34:12[SPEAKER_09]: And that's been really fucking awesome, man.
- 1:34:15[SPEAKER_09]: So we've got like 800 subgroups on Facebook.
- 1:34:20[SPEAKER_09]: Drink and Bros app, which is free in iPhones and Android and just don't be an asshole.
- 1:34:25[SPEAKER_09]: I think my rules there, you can submit for drink and Bros.com.
- 1:34:29[SPEAKER_09]: Robotics is on fire there.
- 1:34:31[SPEAKER_09]: Get the pay per future before it goes out dude.
- 1:34:34[SPEAKER_09]: What a time to be alive on that happened.
- 1:34:36[SPEAKER_09]: How was it?
- 1:34:37[SPEAKER_09]: Good two-week run.
- 1:34:38[SPEAKER_09]: Wasn't it?
- 1:34:38[SPEAKER_09]: I thought we had it all.
- 1:34:40[SPEAKER_09]: But yeah, we got shirts for, fuck, everything dude.
- 1:34:43[SPEAKER_09]: Phone cases, citizen, crime corner, all that stuff.
- 1:34:46[SPEAKER_09]: Flat camera shirts crossed over Penn State's, you name it there.
- 1:34:51[SPEAKER_09]: But this first form of healthy bro of the week, and a lot of people, a lot of you guys, I've had an assumption, hey, thank you so much, man, for this.
- 1:34:58[SPEAKER_09]: No, thank you guys, and it's just stay healthy.
- 1:35:00[SPEAKER_09]: That's, we want you to be alive here.
- 1:35:02[SPEAKER_09]: So I'm looking at this, this is Joseph Cannon.
- 1:35:06[SPEAKER_09]: And drink a roast fitness, private group on Facebook.
- 1:35:09[SPEAKER_09]: We will not show their photos online or anything else.
- 1:35:11[SPEAKER_09]: They're showing before and after picks and like.
- 1:35:15[SPEAKER_09]: I love the fact that you guys are posting them because it really gives hope to other people and shows the change that you can make.
- 1:35:22[SPEAKER_09]: But we're not gonna post it on the show.
- 1:35:24[SPEAKER_09]: That's why these groups are always private on Facebook.
- 1:35:27[SPEAKER_09]: So Joseph Cannon says, if it wasn't for my kids in life, I wouldn't have made the change.
- 1:35:31[SPEAKER_09]: It hit me hard when I realized I couldn't be a part of their lives and do all the dad things.
- 1:35:36[SPEAKER_09]: And I determined that being fat was never going to be an excuse for not being there.
- 1:35:41[SPEAKER_09]: The moment I broke down, because I could not get on an amusement park ride with my three-year-old, really got my attention.
- 1:35:48[SPEAKER_09]: Never give up, and never again, I'm down 157 pounds.
- 1:35:54[SPEAKER_09]: Man, that's since 2023.
- 1:35:57[SPEAKER_09]: Congratulations, dude.
- 1:35:59[SPEAKER_09]: That's great.
- 1:36:00[SPEAKER_09]: Holy shit.
- 1:36:01[SPEAKER_09]: That's a lot, man.
- 1:36:02[SPEAKER_09]: And that's what this is all about.
- 1:36:04[SPEAKER_09]: And so first form has like every supplement
- 1:36:11[SPEAKER_09]: Um, excellent company man.
- 1:36:12[SPEAKER_09]: We love Annie for Sala.
- 1:36:13[SPEAKER_09]: He preaches this.
- 1:36:14[SPEAKER_09]: If you've ever been into the facility, uh, it's lights out across the board, man.
- 1:36:19[SPEAKER_09]: And, um, everybody's there, uh, who is working out there on a daily basis, or just visits man.
- 1:36:25[SPEAKER_09]: Everybody's always helping each other out.
- 1:36:27[SPEAKER_09]: stack and weights and all that other stuff so it's it's a blast man and this one's a really fucking cool one so congratulations man proud of you Joseph Canon and keep going sir glad that you'll you'll be alive go to iTunes rate the show five star and leave a quick review also head on over to Spotify if it's free on YouTube and Twitter and all that fun stuff I think we're putting this video up on Facebook too
- 1:36:51[SPEAKER_07]: Yep, we're up on Facebook too.
- 1:36:52[SPEAKER_09]: There you go, dude.
- 1:36:53[SPEAKER_09]: Uh, it'll be free on Spotify, so you can get that at 8 o'clock Eastern Standard Time tonight.
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