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The One Where Everyone Wants A Scandoval Moment · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, Happy Bravocon week. We're headed to Vegas this
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: weekend for Bravocon twenty twenty three. Are we excited?
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  Speaker 2: I'm more excited about this when being in Vegas than
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  Speaker 2: New York last year.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm going to get a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: coming for me when I say this. I love New York,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't love New York at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: I love New York, however, like there's something that happens
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: to me, and it's since I've gotten sober right where
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like very aware of how I feel, and
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  Speaker 1: there's something about that city never shutting down that gives
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  Speaker 1: me the most anxiety ever.
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  Speaker 3: Really, Yes, I like the thought of New York.
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  Speaker 2: But I do like the thought when I was there,
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  Speaker 2: I liked opening the window at like four am and
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  Speaker 2: just like you know, you just couldn't sleep and then
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: just everyone's up.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, all right, I'm not alone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like that.
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  Speaker 5: I like New York and New York City in autumn.
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  Speaker 5: I mean I will that is like autumn fall. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I switch it when I want to say sound fancy?
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  Speaker 1: Is that the word for heard autumn? In such a
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  Speaker 1: long time?
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  Speaker 4: Classy bitch over here you're a.
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  Speaker 1: Classy upstate New Yorker show. Hello. So I'm very excited
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  Speaker 1: that it's just like a quick forty eight minute flight,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 3: That's also why I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: The flight close close and quick close quick. I mean
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  Speaker 1: like everything is in a very there's not a lot
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  Speaker 1: of driving right Like everything is right there. I'm curious
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  Speaker 1: to see how it's going to be versus like in
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  Speaker 1: New York because in New York you ran into all
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  Speaker 1: the brav celebrities because we're all in the same hotel.
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  Speaker 1: It's tiny because there's a lot of room for massive
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  Speaker 1: hotels in New York City Vegas. It's like, am I
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  Speaker 1: gonna be bumping into a lot of people because literally
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  Speaker 1: in New York, we're all like on the same floor,
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  Speaker 1: Like every single floor is filled with bravolebs.
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  Speaker 3: Is it different? Are you guys all in different hotels
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  Speaker 3: now or on different floors?
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  Speaker 1: That's what I don't know, because these hotels are massive.
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  Speaker 1: I know that me and my cast are all at
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  Speaker 1: the same hotel. I think they put a few different
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  Speaker 1: shows at other hotels, I think. But that's like the
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  Speaker 1: most fun of all is like in the morning getting
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  Speaker 1: ready and then like getting a text from your hair
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  Speaker 1: girl being like, hey girl, I'm kind of running behind,
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  Speaker 1: can you run to suite whatever? And you like go
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  Speaker 1: in and like so and So's getting their makeup done,
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  Speaker 1: she's finishing up so and So's hair, and you're just like,
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  Speaker 1: that's the most fun where you have, like your coffee
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, that's my favorite fun. And then you
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  Speaker 1: enter the freaking circus of Bravo con Yeah, I'm nervous.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna kill it, she I do. Yeah, okay, So
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  Speaker 1: a lot has gone on since we've been on the
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  Speaker 1: pod because I think we had to pre record. I celebrated.
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  Speaker 1: I did make it to five years of sobriety, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you very much. We celebrated at Chili's. It was freaking fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: You both surprised me with like a cute little party.
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  Speaker 1: I just thought we were going to show up to
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  Speaker 1: Chili's and like eat some caeso and call it a day.
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  Speaker 1: But they were like flowers and balloons and my friends
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  Speaker 1: and family.
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  Speaker 4: It was fun.
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  Speaker 1: It was a ton of fun. And Chili's just I'm
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  Speaker 1: from Utah, like we grew up on chain restaurants, but
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  Speaker 1: Chili's always just hit different.
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  Speaker 3: I knew it was.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna be a good, a good night. When mom and
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  Speaker 1: dad were like, we're thinking of just going to Chili's
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  Speaker 1: for dinner tonight.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so immediately that's all I thought about.
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  Speaker 4: The black cake though, which was not made by chilies.
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  Speaker 4: Did we talk about this?
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  Speaker 1: I watched everyone eat the black cake, including my child,
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  Speaker 1: and looking like they had just eaten tar, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I think, I'm okay, but
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  Speaker 1: I heard that cake was phenomenal bomb, but all the
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  Speaker 1: cakes were. I wish I had the run velvet so good.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't have the black cake, but Kyle did, and
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  Speaker 5: he said the next day he was like, I almost
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  Speaker 5: took myself to the hospital.
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  Speaker 2: Because did you hear about Ocean after she ate the
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  Speaker 2: black Well.
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  Speaker 5: Just to make it clear, just because not because the
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  Speaker 5: cake was amazing, there wasn't, but because of the frosting color,
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  Speaker 5: shit was a different color.
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  Speaker 1: That Stossy decree me and was like, have you seen
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  Speaker 1: oceans poop this morning? I was like yes, and bo
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  Speaker 1: wasn't there. So he looked at Harford's poop and thought
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: she ate pain. At school, we all had to remind ourselves, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's that cake that was slapping last night. But before
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  Speaker 1: we celebrated that, Easton and I went with our older
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  Speaker 1: brother and our sister in law and our niece and
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  Speaker 1: nephew to Palm Springs. We haven't seen them. They still
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  Speaker 1: live in Utah. We haven't seen them in I want
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  Speaker 1: to say, like a year and a half. You you hobbies,
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  Speaker 1: you've seen them before, but I have. I haven't seen
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  Speaker 1: them in like a year and a half. We spent
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  Speaker 1: time in Palm Springs. It was the most amazing Palm
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  Speaker 1: Springs trip. I didn't have my phone at all. Easton
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  Speaker 1: was feeling sick. Why don't we talk about our first
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  Speaker 1: dinner that we had Easton? Oh, yeah, the one where
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  Speaker 1: you sip scissor before.
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  Speaker 3: So coming down.
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  Speaker 2: Well, so we did the live shows, okay, and I
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  Speaker 2: was feeling sick, and so I went to the.
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  Speaker 1: A little sniffly, a little coffee, a little sniffy.
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  Speaker 2: Feeling great, but so I my head was I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to have a decent night. My head was pounding. I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't breathe. So I was like, I'm just going to
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  Speaker 2: drink half of the dose. So I drank half of
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  Speaker 2: the dose. I shouldn't have drank half the dose. I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't remember anything.
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  Speaker 4: Did you put it on ice and mix it with spry?
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  Speaker 2: I drank it like a shot, you know, and like
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  Speaker 2: the cup, Yeah, I should have done that.
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  Speaker 1: We had two separate tables at dinner and Easton was
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  Speaker 1: like remember that. He was like, Laren, where even am
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  Speaker 1: I right now? And I was like, we're at dinner.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck is wrong with you? And He's like,
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  Speaker 1: I drank the scissor. But I was like, you're on
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  Speaker 1: fucking lean right now. What are you talking about? Where
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  Speaker 1: there's like children around? And he's like, obviously he was
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  Speaker 1: just trying to feel better. It's not like he's freaking
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  Speaker 1: getting high.
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  Speaker 2: But he's yeah, it was a half of a thing,
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  Speaker 2: and it did that to me. So half that half
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  Speaker 2: a while and it knocked me. And here's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Like the bathroom was not in the restaurant. It was
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  Speaker 2: like across the way and you were in just like
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: a toffee shop, and so I felt like everything was
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  Speaker 2: a dream.
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  Speaker 3: It was nuts. Where am I?
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  Speaker 1: He was like, oh my gosh, I might Willy Wonka's
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  Speaker 1: coffee factory.
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  Speaker 3: So it was just like I don't know what was
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  Speaker 3: going on.
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  Speaker 1: Having my niece London, who's like I think nine built
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: in babysitter so good. She's like nine or ten?
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  Speaker 3: No, eleven.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that because she's I said, oh, oh,
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: you're a year away from actually being able to watch children,
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  Speaker 2: because I think twelve is the age.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're absolutely right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I was like, wow, you're just like.
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  Speaker 1: Never gets older for me. I'm like, she's she's been
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  Speaker 1: nine in my mind for like one hundred years.
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  Speaker 3: Drayson is isn't Drayson fifteen?
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  Speaker 2: He's thirteen for some reason that they don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: They may grow up so fast. I have an ocean
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  Speaker 1: story for you guys.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So the other day, I'm on my phone and you know,
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  Speaker 1: she's at that age where like I don't like being
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: on my phone around her because she now she sees
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  Speaker 1: it and she clocks it right. But something happened and
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: I needed to make a podcast note. So I got
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: on my phone and she goes, she comes up to me,
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  Speaker 1: you need to put your phone away, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, give me one steck. I got to make
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  Speaker 1: an OC note and she goes, put your phone down.
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  Speaker 1: I need to talk to you about something. I was like,
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: what do you need to talk to me about? And yes,
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: my child does speak like a New Yorker. All right,
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: she goes, I need to talk to you about Wola Coasta.
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, what about him? She goes,
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  Speaker 1: you haven't been on a Wolla coaster. I said I have.
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: Because she was remembering you and I. She goes, well, no,
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  Speaker 1: the other one, the matter Horn. She goes, the one
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  Speaker 1: you went on. You get wet. You get wet on
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  Speaker 1: that Wolla Coasta when.
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: You said stars, they're just like us. We were in
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  Speaker 3: the line for her.
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  Speaker 1: You're in the line.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe she remembers that.
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  Speaker 1: She remembers because you look at the Matterhorn and there's
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: like a waterfall. Right. So she's been thinking about this,
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: you guys for a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 5: This has been on her mind, and in that moment
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  Speaker 5: she said, put your phone down, I'm ready to talk
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  Speaker 5: about it.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, we got to talk about it. If you
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: get wet on the way every week to bring.
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  Speaker 5: It up though, yeah, well it was time. Why is
• 8:58
  Speaker 5: she the cutest and the smartest? Like this morning when
• 9:01
  Speaker 5: I was trying to break into the office when we
• 9:04
  Speaker 5: forgot the key, I was trying to break in and
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  Speaker 5: like pick the lock and she was watching for a
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  Speaker 5: sec and then she says, let me try and I
• 9:11
  Speaker 5: said all right, and she did exactly what I was doing.
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  Speaker 5: I took a video of it. She was putting a
• 9:17
  Speaker 5: paper clip in there, jiggling it around, and then she
• 9:19
  Speaker 5: jiggled a handle and I was like, okay, this is good.
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  Speaker 4: That's how you break in.
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  Speaker 1: Let me love.
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  Speaker 3: Caurglar Everyone's heart.
• 9:31
  Speaker 4: I know she's a genius.
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: By the way, Jess, what speaking of cat burglar that
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: leads me to costumes and dressing up? Did we have
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: a happy Halloween?
• 9:42
  Speaker 4: We did have a happy Halloween?
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  Speaker 1: Did you did you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: And Easton went out?
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: Joe, you went out last night?
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  Speaker 4: I went out last night.
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  Speaker 1: I went It was like the loon loon people.
• 9:53
  Speaker 5: Were there, right, Eli from lun was there, but it
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  Speaker 5: wasn't a loon party.
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  Speaker 4: Dave, our friend Dave, was there.
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  Speaker 3: T a little shot ski.
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  Speaker 5: And then yeah and then he he was it was
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  Speaker 5: pouring down and he missed it. And I said, Dave,
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  Speaker 5: you missed it, and he was like, oh no, and
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  Speaker 5: he went to go back in and he hid his
• 10:14
  Speaker 5: nose on the ice.
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  Speaker 4: Blood blood blood.
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: Did he get blood on the ice? No?
• 10:21
  Speaker 5: I don't right, No, I don't think so, but it
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  Speaker 5: hit and then he looked at me and he's like,
• 10:26
  Speaker 5: is it bleeding?
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  Speaker 4: And I didn't know.
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  Speaker 5: What to say, and so I was just like no.
• 10:31
  Speaker 5: And then someone next to him was like, you're bleeding, man.
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  Speaker 5: So it was fun.
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: It wasn't a loon. It was a I dressed up
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  Speaker 4: as a groom.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw up at the blood. I'm sorry.
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: He was.
• 10:42
  Speaker 5: He was the et guy Eli. No, that's not his name, Benny.
• 10:45
  Speaker 5: Who's the guy with the et and the bike? I
• 10:47
  Speaker 5: don't know whatever it's.
• 10:48
  Speaker 4: On the movie. It was fun. I did it was fun.
• 10:53
  Speaker 4: Loved your makeup and I wanted to know, did you
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  Speaker 4: do it?
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: No? She was no.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: I was driving home from Palm Springs.
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  Speaker 3: No way.
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: So you were a skeleton.
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  Speaker 3: It's half assed great.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: Who did the paint on you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: My boy? Calvin.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Calvin Cobb. Calvin Cobb from Funny Story.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, let's hear it.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: Funny story about Calvin Cobb. So I see this hot
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: guy who keeps appearing on my Instagram not anymore. This
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: happened a while ago, and I'm like, who is this
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: hot guy? Well, in his bio he has that he
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: was on season something of Love Island or whatever us.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, never seen it, but like, let's
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: see if he has a hot voice. Because you couldn't
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: really google him, he must have gotten voted off pretty early,
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: so I look him up. Right, Calvin is on this
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  Speaker 1: guy season. So it's the only reason. How random that
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: the one time I decide to dip my toe into
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: Love Island and Calvin Cobb is on it, and Easan's like,
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: now friends with this guy. He's so cute and so nice.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: But the guy who I thought was hot, I'm not
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: going to drop his name. I decide one night, this
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: was a while ago, was on February fourteenth, right, I'm
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: with Katie in New York. I'm like, I'm just gonna
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: slide in the DM. I slide in his DM. Oh boy, all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, well we're getting DMD. I don't think she's ever
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: done this before.
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: I love this because I didn't hear about that.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: Well. I could not believe that this is like what
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: happens in the DM. I was like, whoa, we're like
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: definitely abrupt. This is what I say. I say to him, Like, hi,
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: I think I said no. I sent a chefs this again,
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: looking good? Yeah, he says back to me, give in mind.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: First message ever, he says to me, you slide in
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: my DM. You must be trying to get in trouble.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: And I was like, send another emoji this face, Yeah,
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: I like that one. Probably, He goes, you better stop
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: playing before I come over there and blow your back out.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: Really did it work?
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: No, you took all the fun out of it. What
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: were you fucking messages?
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: Got straight to the point, he did.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: And I did send my numbers because you're gonna get
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: mad at him.
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing you're saying. You just got to
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: the point. What are you? What is a man to
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: do off of two fucking emojis?
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: But you're giving him nothing, so it I'm just gonna say,
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: I'll blow your backround.
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: What am I to do?
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: You want to go to dinner and you get what
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: I got? Two fucking emojis? What is a guy to do?
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: What is a guy?
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: That's the same thing I've been like, all right, do
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: you want to send a neod or something. Let's go
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: on work.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Let me see you.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: Something for your nipple.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: But it also worked. Thought he got your number.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: I could never in a million years ever send that
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: to a girl and be like, it'll work.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: Let me blow your back out. Well, by the way,
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: spoiler alert, he never got.
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: To what would you have liked him to say?
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Like Euston said, what does and say to a chef's
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: kissing hand? And a smirk? Yeah? Literally, what does one face?
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: I also may have sent him the squirt emergency so
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: so now, so Eastan and I talk about this all
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: the time though. We're always like, we just want to
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: find someone who's cool that we can kick it with.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: And the moment that like we've meet someone who like,
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: we're texting, and then it never goes past texting. It's
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: like this person's lame. They're not like when are we
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: going to meet up? But then the people who are like,
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: I'd love to take you to dinner, I'm like, oh no,
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: it's going too fast.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: If we bump into each other out and about yeah,
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: but if you're planning on seeing each other much anxiety.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Anyway, So that's how I know Calvin Cobb and that's
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: who did his face makeup.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: It looked so good with the hair and everything. It looked.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know what to do with it now it's
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: doing something, but with the costume. It looked pretty great.
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: You're dressing up, lah, so this will be coming out
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: on Wednesday after Halloween.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: I may be an alien. I may just like grab
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: an eyeliner and draw some whiskers in a freaking nose.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: I went to a Halloween. I don't dress on Saturday.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: It was around the block. No where was this to
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: get into, like the Halloween.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know what, like party city or something.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: So that's why I literally just drew on my face.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: I was going to go get a costume. Yeah, it
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: was in We asked the dude at the bat, You're like,
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: how long is the wait?
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Do you know?
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: When they were like, it's about an hour and thirty.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: I said, no fucking way.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Not for Halloween, honey, No, I don't know. Did you
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: use the eyeliner?
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Calvin just brought it in his face and then he
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: painted my other buddy, Landen's face.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: If Ocean would leave her face, then I would.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: You'd paint it, paint it. I was thinking about that
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: because she would leave it.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: When we went to the pumpkin patch, Yeah, I saw
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: the kids getting their face painted, and I was to
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: bring it up to her and then I just remembered
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: every time we paint her nails.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: She can't even keep that.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she has me paint her nails and literally has
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: me paint them to pick them off, and then she'll go,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I didn't pick them off. I'm like, you did, because
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: they're gone. You did pick them off because they ain't
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: painted anymore, because they're gone. Because they're gone.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Is that you're really quick and that I'm done with Halloween?
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: But I'm just curious, what is your both of you
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: your favorite Halloween costume ever?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: When I was a blue eminem Actually no, I lied.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: When I was my mom dressed me up as a
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: dentist and I wore like the dentist lab coat or
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: whatever it's called, and had glasses on in all the
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: little tools. But then I wore billy bob teeth that
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: were all fucked up, you know, the ones that you
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: put in and they're like all mess.
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's hilarious.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Your mom's a comedian, she is. Yeah, that's so funny.
• 16:49
  Speaker 5: I liked that costume that I would wear that now.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember that Billy bob teeth, isn't that it?
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you just like put them in. Yeah, you
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: know what I'm.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Talking about the Billy Bob teeth.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they were called. What about you?
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: I like the blue eminem I was that one year
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: because you think I took it after year?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were We've all been a blue.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: She had it, and then I liked, I'll just be
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: that nexter because I really didn't care. But then my
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: mom got me. My favorite one I think was either
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Darth Vader because like, the.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Helmet was legit.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, the helmet was legit.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: I remember that thing.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Or I liked the scream and you pumped the heart
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: and like the blood would drip through.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: The I loved that mask. It was so cool.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you were just taking a black thing. So
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: there's no efforts stealthy.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: They didn't make them like they don't make costumes like
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: they used to.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: No, they're not at all. Did you see Ocean as
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: a silly goose?
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Are you my favorite?
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Kidding me?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Mom was telling everyone at sea that she was a
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: silly duck.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: She had to call me to tell me that. On
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: her way out, she goes, I feel so embarrassed.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: She is so funny.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: I didn't answer the first time, didn't answer the second
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: imediately called her back and she goes, I had to
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: tell you.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: I was so embarrassed. I was calling her a silly dog.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I didn't it say it on her shirt, and she goes, no,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: it just had silly like.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: The little goose thing on which is like a white
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: leotard and a white too too, and then it said, Hi,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: my name's silly.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: She was so cute.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: She was so cute walking around getting her little candy
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: trick or treating. By the way, I got home, my
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: purse was absolutely filled with candy. I opened the Gucci
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: bag and Kyle was like, are you okay? Because I
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: was taking it all out and it piled up.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Filled to the brim. The Gucci was filled to the
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Buci was filled with snickers and races.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: And I apologize for that, Cia, because I didn't realize
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: how much I took.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: You deserve more for the children.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: I look like a child, So that's fine.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: It was, It was fine, all right. I want to
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: deep dive into a couple of things, all right, Mauricio
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: and his Dancing with the Stars partner scene holding hands,
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: the part of me watching this seeing this, and by
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: the way, this was pre BH premiere, right, got it?
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I think it's for publicity Yeah, I don't think it's real.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I don't think that they've like had some sort of
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: like love story behind the scenes of like dancing and
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: who touching each other's body and doing the sulsea together.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I just don't see that being like you're the one
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: for me.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: But you're connected. You guys are sharing this stress. It's
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: like you say, with jiu jitsu and it getting you horny.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: I don't. I think his is for publicity one hundred percent.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: But I think he wants to win. Is that what
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: it is?
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Yes, But I definitely see people like falling for each
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: other over that, just like actors, well for actors over roles,
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: it's like you're touching them and it's like you're sharing
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: these moments.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, but how often has it happened on Dancing with
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: the Stars, Like, how many has it ever happened?
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I have to look that up.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: But I don't you think he just wants the marble
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: ball trophy.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: The marble ball? Would you call it the other day
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: the mirror ball or something? It was mirrabelle.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: What's it called.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: It's like a mirror ball or something. But to your point,
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: when Bobby Bones was on the season. I'm pretty sure,
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: he said. I hope this was him. If not, sorry,
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: but he said, like, it's not about the best dancer.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: It's about the people who want to see you win.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: It's about the people who call you in.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: So it's hinted at if you've got a cute little
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: relationship or something where people are like, oh my god,
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: this could be love.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: They want to see you win, so they call. So
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: that's why I think it's probably.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: You're kind of playing, okay, you're paying audience to vote
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: for you.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: The Mirrorbelle, what's it called. I think it's mirror ball. Oh,
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: mirror ball, Yes, like mirror ball, like disco ball.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: It it's so funny. I think I might be wrong.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Let me see Dancing with the Stars.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: What is the trophy called that you win on Dancing
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: with the Stars. If it's the Mirrorbelle, I'm gonna mirror
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: ball trophy, mirror ball, Len Goodman, mirror ball.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Oh see, then I thought I was saying it wrong.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I thought it was mirror bell, trope, mirror and then
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I thought it was marble, made of marble? Is it
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: it's made of mirrors?
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: I think it's like a disco ball type.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, I like it. We think it's
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: for publicity. Yeah, I oh my gosh, I can't get
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: enough of Beverly Hills Hotel, Beverly Hills. Not too but
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: literally so fucking good. So did you guys watch it?
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: Watched most of it, but then I did a deep
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: dive on Kyle and because then I was like, because
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: then I started watching all the watch What Happens live
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: clips and like, but anyway.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, tell me your thoughts, because I think everyone was
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: everyone's excited when Beverly Hills comes back, but this season,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: especially because we're talking about like Kyle and Mauricio were
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: like goals, right, And yes, I live in LA. I've
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: heard rumblings for a while about Mauricio, but and now
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I know where there's smoke, there's fire. But there are
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: crazy people who just make shit up. And Mauricio is
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: very hot, so I could see people making up that
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: they hooked up with him. But tell me your thoughts
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: before we deep dive.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: I just have a couple quick.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Number one, I was surprised to hear that Kyle was
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: the one who called it off.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Maybe I shouldn't be, but I was I just in
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: number two.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: I think I've just I thought this could be a
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: situation where they're like, not midlife crisis, but they need
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: to go and they'll come back to each other because,
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: like you said, they were goals, they're done.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Like, I'm one hundred percent convinced they're done.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I think she's checked out.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think she is. And like the tattoo thing,
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: which was weird.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: By the way, loved that scene and how he kept
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: going love Bean, yeah, love Bean and her eyes but
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: he said I won't allow it. Yeah, and she's like,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: go fuck yourself. Yes, Kyle was so incredibly sexy yeah
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: this episode. And I think it's because she's kind of
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: looking at him like I don't fucking need you. So
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: you know, it's the confidence where like he had made
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: all of this money, right, and it's it's just how
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: it works sometimes, like the the mom goes out and works,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: but ultimately she's she's got to be a mama and
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: raise a family, and the dad kind of goes out
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: and works or does whatever he's doing. Now their kids
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: are grown, and he looks sad, sad and very large
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: new teeth, and she looks I just love the attitude
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: where she's like, I have five tattoos and you don't
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: want me to have anymore? And you thought I only
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: had two? Yeah, the fuck off that?
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Even that? Yes, And even then seeing that, I was like,
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: how does he not?
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: That's I was like, they're done, They're not they're in,
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: they're done, they're too How.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Do you not even know?
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, how do you not know?
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: That's my biggest things? Haven't you seen her in the shower?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Haven't you seen? I know exactly, you know, I don't know.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: But that was weird for me, and for him to
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: keep just like, I don't know, he's just going to
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: keep digging holes or he just felt like you every
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: time he'd say something, it was just digging up the hole.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: And it's like, dude, there's a point you can shut up.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it was very awkward, even her going into
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: his study.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I got second hand embarrassment for him.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know she's not fucking around now. She disacked him. Yeah,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: so badass. So a lot of people I'm gonna I'm
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: going to tie this back in at some point. A
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: lot of people are saying, and it's happened with VH,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: It's happened with Southern Charm now, which is also fantastic
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: because we're gonna deep dive into Southern charm as well.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: But they're drawing these these parallels, right, and they're now
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: coining like oh, Mauricio and Kyle and Austin and Taylor
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: on Southern charm. Everyone's trying to get their scanda all
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: moment number one. Like Scandival was crazy, right, it was
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: the perfect storm. But this should happens. I've always said
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: it when when you have people who get comfortable in
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: relationships friendships and then you add alcohol, like it's just
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: easier to fuck, you know, like Scandival was not. It
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: was the perfect storm on how it was happening, but
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: it wasn't. Some like this has never happened ever. I mean,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I've had this happen in my family where I won't
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: out anyone, but someone had a best friend and the
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: woman was confiding in her best friend about her husband cheating.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: And he was cheating with this woman and they're still
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: together the front. It was wild and this is in
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: my family.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, so the the one he cheated on or with
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: their scann of aal yes, got it.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I think I think Scannaval is so like intriguing because
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: you can go back, I can watch and that's why
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: it's like, now it's like you can put It's almost
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: like a TV.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: I mean obviously, but.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: It's like a it was a scripted show and now
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: you're going back and like watching it and like, oh
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: my gosh, they touched a little How did I not
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: see that?
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: People are calling, yeah, okay, yes, So that's what I
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: mean is Scandival was so mind blowing because of that
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: aspect of things. And it happened while our show was
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: only mid season, so you knew the outcome and then
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: got to watch with us all of these crazy moments
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: of us putting things together and not really knowing if
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: it was real or not, and then it coming out.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: So it was the perfect storm. However, people on the
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: internet are so crazy that they think that all of
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: these shows, even Carl and lindsay from a winter or summerhouse.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Everyone's saying, all these other shows are trying to get
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: their scan of all moment you guys, people cheat, people
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: break up. Scan of all was not the first and
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: it certainly will not be the last. But also I
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: saw that people are saying Kyle's interview, look where she's
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: in red, her first one red cutouts that she's trying
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: to lean further into her scan of all moment. And
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: that's where I'm like, Okay, you guys, we.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Got to stop.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to stop. Ariana didn't invent the red
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: cutout dress. She certainly did not invent the cheating being
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: cheated on all right, Like, at some point we got
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: to reel it in. I mean, I even when I
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: went to vander pump Dog's Gallon wore that cutout dress,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: everyone was like, you're trying to cop Ariana. Actually that
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: was my reunion dress look, and I wasn't able to
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: wear it anymore. That's actually what really happened. And I
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: just had the dress and was like, where the fuck
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: am I ever gonna wear this? I guess to the gala?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: When am I supposed to wear it? To the brinch
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Shappial Foundation.
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: It's out No, Like literally, it's so crazy to see
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: people online go so wild over like you're trying to
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: recreate something.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: You're trying to you're trying to recreate scandaval off of
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: a fucking interview look with some cutouts, Like no one's
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: ever worn cutout cut out anything before scandalval.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Why have I gotten mad? No? Have I gone insane?
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Someone?
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Please tell me?
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: On No, the story made me on of how crazy
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: people are crazy trying.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: No, Jessica's looking at me like, shut the fuck up,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: you're gonna no.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: She's mine numbed from the story as well of these people,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: and I'm yawning no, but no, you're not crazy.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: I think people like to stretch for stuff and it's just.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: A stretcht grilling to these speaching reaching is beyond okay.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: So let's circle back to some other news in Housewives,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: speaking of I love when it clicks you guys on
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: my notes and the only person making notes in our
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: group notes is me.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Hold on here, let's yeah, let's throw this okay. So
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: here's what we do, and I know you do it too.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: We don't like to throw your notes off because you
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: like it.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: You're the showrunner, right, so you're going to your So
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: what I'm going to do or what we do, is
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I have my own notes for your notes.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, I don't need you to have my notes.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: So like when you're bringing up a topic, I now
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: know my notes and there's no reason for you to
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: know them. So when you're making edits just to let
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: you know, like when it's letting us know that edits
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: are happening, I'm going into my own notes and making
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: my own edits.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Yes, So we're looking at your notes just to stay
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: on topic of.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: The show because I'm the boss. Yes, And then we have.
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: Our own side notes. We're not going to filthy it
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: up with our filthy notes.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: So then when you like go to a certain subject, like,
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: my notes are just scattered, so but when you bring
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: it up, I just know where mine is.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Just go down to Oh I love that.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm not over here just hoping and praying
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: that I'm getting it together.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: We got some notes going.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: We got some side notes.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I have idea you have if I had my laptop,
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: I turn it.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: But I have like a picture of all like the
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: New York Housewives and then like Orange County in my
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: notes with the names above them because I'm so bad
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: with names, face to it.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I'm better, way better with faces somebody with Housewives. I
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: can learn names in two seconds.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, but you you love it that you're good
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: at it. It's it's your work, It's true.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: In other Housewives news, it has come out that are
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: we good? On on BH? I feel like everyone mostly
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: cares about Mari Marazio and Kyle. Yeah, so what I've
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: gathered from this episode it was the first one. Also,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: it's going to be very interesting to see Erica Jane
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: and Durte Durit and PK.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Did we talk about that? Sorry?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: What about it?
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: The the wasn't it on Watch What Happens Live? Like,
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: hasn't it come out? I was just looking at clips?
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: But durt and PK like a call or called in
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: and said to Kyle and someone else, did you hear
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: that they're living or PK is living in a hotel?
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Did you see any of this?
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, yes, I saw some of it on on IG Yes.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: How do you feel about that?
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Because that's another one where a lot of people are
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: like not shocked, but I'm like, I'm.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: A little shocked.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I thought that they had a really beautiful relationship. Me too.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: The thing is, relationships are freaking hard.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Now you throw people into a city that is toxic
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: as fuck, and then you're putting their their real lives
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: onto a television show. It's a very intense. But during
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: that the interview with Sutton, where she said, I haven't
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: heard any rumors about PK. The only rumor I've heard
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: is when he got his dui, there was another woman
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: in the car. Teddy Mellencamp then said on Watch Wrappins Live,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: coming from a woman who keeps vodka in her fucking purse.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: I read the police report. PK was alone, So there
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: we go. I don't know, Okay, Okay, that is shocking. Yeah,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: relationships are tough, and it's always sad when there's little
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: kids involved. I know, you know, it's almost easier to
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: split when they're infants because then they don't know any different.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: But to have to like retry like I can't imagine anyway.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Moving on Shannon Badore dui, her blood alcohol level was
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: three times the legal limit she's been charged with. Obviously
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: the DUI and then hit and run.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: I got a question, Yeah, yeah, how many drinks or
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: shots does it take?
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: Well, it depends on your body. If three times, but
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: that is what do they say? Two two to four
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: drinks gets you to the d uy. So if it's
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: three times, you would think she has close to twelve
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: or or equivalent.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I'm bad with numbers. All I know is three times
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: sounds like a lot. If I'm times in point oh
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: eight by three, Yeah, seems like we're above the legal limbos.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: How do you times three? I'd be just asleep in
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: someone's front yard.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: She was after she took it out. It's the craziest
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: ship to watch that video hitting the house, backing up
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: and taking off like what I couldn't you do it?
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: And then parking the car and walking the dog like
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: nothing happened. I don't mean to laugh, but like, what
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: the fuck?
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: It's so wild that it's like so.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Wild that you're like, what are you doing? Yeah? What
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: are you doing?
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: But we did hear that she yeah, that's that she
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: is is also very affected by that, of course negatively,
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: and is working on it, hopefully figures.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I yes, I was told. I think we all were told.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I read it that she was like really doing work
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: on herself at a facility, which amazing. Thank god no
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: one was hurt that night, right, Sorry, Just whenever I'm
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: talking and I have an out of body experience, Yeah,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: here's the thing.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: When I get uncomfortable.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Like that, I laugh because it's the only thing that
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: it's like a defense mechanism that like can keep me
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: away from like that badge.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Which I'm really underneath. Yeah, but yeah, talking about that.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: I love to no, I love to during during stuff.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Because I'm telling you, everyone's in a very sensitive state
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: right now. You cannot win.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I feel very has everybody else felt very weird this week.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Halloween is caught in a hold of me.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: We're in between eclipses. You guys, You're not you're not
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: You're not crazy. Everyone is dealing with either like a
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: depression or exact or some weird shit going on or
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: like and that that's what I'm hearing.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: I feel very heavy and emotional everybody else, and can.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I tell you? It's to the point where I'm like,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I want to fall off the map. I want no
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: one to know who I am. I don't want to
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: be written about. I don't want to be spoken about.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I want to move to Palm Springs. I want you
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: all to fucking forget me. Don't talk about me, leave
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: me alone. I'm going to shut the fuck up. It's
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: very weird.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: I don't like it.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: It's a weird time, and I've never it's a weird
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: time and I've never ever been the one. Oh, we're
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: in between eclipses, like, but this is real. It's like
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: everyone's feeling the same way. There's something behind that.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: There's something behind it, and I'm not freaking digging in. Yeah,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: did we watch New York couple of last couple of reunions?
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Oh? I watched the first thirty minutes of the second.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: They're a very love them. This is not a job.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: They're very sensitive compared to the OG's very sensitive and
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: very emotional, very high emotion I have. It is it's heavy.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: It's heavy, the stuff that they talk about. The one
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: thing that I want to touch on is I was
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: actually mind blown at how Aaron and Si were gas
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: lighting Jessel. I don't care what you say Easton. Those
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: two girls were little caddy bitches. And I've been there.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I've been a caddy bitch a million one time.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: So I can say like, yeah, people have been caddy.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: I just on that. I just didn't.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: I don't love Jessel, but I can also say like,
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: you're being a bitch to Jessel.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: They were absolutely insinuating that her husband was creeping around
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: on her, and then she confronts them at the reunion
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: and they're like, we never said that, and it's like, no, no,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: you're not going to play this game with me. You
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: may have never said he's absolutely cheating on her, but
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: you both laughed and insinuated that he was creeping around.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: It's a long time to have you Vietnam. But so
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: did I. Yeah, I said it was. I was like,
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: why is it?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: But it's fine, guess why you're not on a show
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: with them.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: That's also not the point. It's that they were gaslighting her.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, but I did. I also was feeling
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: for Jessel on.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: That, and I now see why Brinn was like, oh afterwards,
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: our group text were like fuck you blah blah blah.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: And now it's like, well, yeah, no shit, because.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: Remember she said the roning group text was like they
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: all hated each other.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: I hope you don't like that anymore.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: We'll see it got that vibe. Yeah, even Uber went
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: in yeah on the group messages. They both some of
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: them the first episode I have yet to get around.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I watched like maybe ten minutes of the second part
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: and then Ocean.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: A lot of them. I do like how they I
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: know there are stories, but they did.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: It's one of the housewives that I've seen, like all
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: of them taking a little bit of accountability other than
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: a couple of it like things, but most of them
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: are like I'm sorry, like Si saying that she gets
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: angry because she doesn't like eat meat so she has
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: to eat every three hours and things like that.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: It's like I can understand, and for you to just
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: say like I thought like.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: The accountability on a good amount of subjects was like
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: I was like, all right, you can see that they
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: are close, but you can also see how their sisters
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: in butt fucking heads.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I actually really enjoy them. I'm excited that they'll
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: be back on my TV screen. Salt Lake, not much happened.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I was blown away by Monica had Angie. Never thought
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: I'd be a fan of Angie K. Love Angie K.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Monica's kind of losing me. They go to Angie's house.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: By the way, I think I want to marry a
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Greek man.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: Why.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I just love everything about it? Okay, okay, there.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Are there are a lot of very great Greek men
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: in Utah.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Well I'm going there and marrying one because I am
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: obsessed Okay, everything about it. Anyway, Yeah, I couldn't well
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: because I watched Angie K had Easter at her home
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: and just all of the things that they do in
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: that culture is just beautiful and it resonated with me,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I want a Greek man and
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not Greek, so I can't. I'm gonna have to
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: marry someone to actually be a part of it.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: You hear that Greek men, all of them know what
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: they can go and watch to kind of get you going.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: No, I'm so excited for my big fat Greek wedding three.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: That is that anything that's like fully happening. Rush hour
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: is my big wedding three coming out soon, guys to
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: who it says to who too. Anyway, They're at angie
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: CA's for Easter. Monica brings her mom and her kids.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Monica and Angie get into it. Really, Monica's just getting
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: into it with herself and Angie is just trying to
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: like stay neutral. Monica's mom comes up and starts trying
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: to get Monica to calm down. Granted, I think Monica's
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: mom wants her fifteen minutes absolutely, because it was like
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: leave her alone, dude, she doesn't want you talking to her.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: But then Monica sits back down. The mom comes up
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: and she's like, you need to stop it. After she's
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: told her fifteen times it's not going well, by the way,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: and Monica goes me, stop it, tell her to stop it.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, you're a child. You're a
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: fucking child. What the fuck is happening. You're a grown
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: ass woman telling your mom to tell your other grown
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: ass friend to stop it. Monica decides to leave. She
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: tells her kids, let's go, and it was absolutely heartbreaking.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Her little girl says, but what about the Easter hunt.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: They're having the best time. When I tell you, I sobbed.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I sobbed.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: That's heartbreaking. What would you do in that situation.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: I if I'm a mom, I'm staying and I'm going
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: fuck it, I'm ignoring you, and I'm letting my kids
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: have fun.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. If I'm in your home,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not bossing up to you. I'm gonna tell you,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I'm so grateful that you invited me. Let's have this
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: conversation when children are not around. Let's have a great day,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: celebrate Easter and the reason why we're here, and my
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: kid is gonna have the best fucking time. And she
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: is absolutely not paying for this petty bullshit between grown
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: ass women. All right, yeah, it's not happening. I don't
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: care if I'm filming a show or not. This is
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: my child's day. She's having fun. I'm putting all my
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: big girl pants. I thought it was really, really sad, amen,
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: and I was very annoyed this sweet little girl who
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: asked about the easter like it chokes me up?
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Is that because you have.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: A baby and you know what it would do the
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: ocean because it can you know you've been there?
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Then?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Is that? Am I crying over for making?
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: That's I got goosebumps? That's heartbreaking?
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: On size. Just when we were driving, what about about
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: it's eclipse? I will go and crawl into bag.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, emotional swives. She is producer. Jo Fine, I have
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: this little bag.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: I got, I got a Chili city.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: All right, nine, It's all good. That's what I learned
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: from salt Lake. Also very salt Lake is awesome. I
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: was balls deep in Southern Charm this weekend.
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: Okay, so I need to watch Southern Charm because I've
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: heard forever it's so good.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I do like it, you do? I just so she
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: told me. She was like, hey, fantastic, just so we
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: can talk about it. So I watched two episodes just
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: to have an idea. F y, I don't know names.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: Yet, Okay, getting there, Okay, making my yeah.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Making my cheesy. But I actually really really enjoy it.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. The people are like I like all of
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: the cast, like.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna why. I don't know why. I'm acting shocked.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: I've heard it's fantastic.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Okay. So everyone is saying that this storyline that's going on.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: So we have Shep who was dating Taylor. Okay, we
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: have Austin.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Dating Olivia Whiteboard.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I really should besties, these girls besties?
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Do you see this? These two are together together together?
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Do you see it on here? Okay, do you see
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: how it's working? They break up. Taylor, who's a Bible bumper,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: hooks up with Austin, her ex's best friend and her
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: best friend's ex. Okay, they claim they didn't have sex.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: They've been lying about kissing for a while now.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: If you I'm sorry, but at this age, Taylor kiss you.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Smash you smash Taylor the Bible Bumper also sent a
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: nude picture to Chep's other friend, Whitney, whose mom is.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Fabulous, who is the one who spilt the tea, guys, is.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: The one and the reason we know that Whitney got
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: a nude picture from Bible Bump and Taylor is because
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Whitney's fabulous southern mother spilled that team. She goes, and
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: then there's the nude photograph that I guess we're not
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: talking about. And Taylor tries to tell SHEP because SHEP
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: calls her on it and says, you send a nude picture.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: He goes, She goes, you caudn't see anything. It's dark,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: couldn't see anything. They sit down at the table. SHEP says,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: we squashed it. Taylor's like, yeah, everyone, you couldn't see
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: anything that I sent to Whitney. That did happen, but
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: you couldn't see anything. My girl, fucking Madison Lacroix, hottest
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: fuck goes, I saw your tits and your vagina and
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: she's like this. Bible bumpers like, fuck you guys. This
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: season's fucking awesome. I need They brought in two million
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: fews a couple of weeks ago. Wow, amazing. Yeah, everyone
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: again is saying, oh, it's a they're trying to repeat
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: scan of all. Let me tell you some if you
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: go back if you go back on a Madison Lacroix's Instagram,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: they had a day Chaser, which is Taylor's booze company
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: that she's trying to promote. It's not hers, but she's
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: promoting it. They go to a day Chaser party Madison
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: has on. The theme was like skier. She has on
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: a black headband, cute sunglasses, black little jacket. Okay, if
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: you go back on her Instagram when this was already
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: very much a storyline. This was episode five that was filmed.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: She took a picture posted it on IG in January. Okay,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: that was well before Scannedival even broke. This was their
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: storyline and if they had been if this was episode five,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: that means they had been filming for five weeks, give
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: or take. That would have put us at the end
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: of November, give or take. This was happening. This was
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: gonna be their story, whether scan of All happened or not. Yeah, Okay,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: it's actually really shitty that the way it works out first, right,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: because these people would be on Dancing with the fucking Stocks,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: all right. This season's fucking good. I can't get enough
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: of it, I really can't. No, it's good and wow,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: it's making me horny talking wow, what not because of
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: all the hooking up, just because when something is so
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: good that really gets me, that gets you going. Good
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: TV is what gets me wet.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, listen up, Greek men.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: You give her a euro and a towel and a
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: good show.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: By the way, have you guys ever sent nuts?
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: I never my face in them.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, like I said, I've never.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Early college, for sure, it was the thing twenty ten,
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: twenty eleven.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: You know, I remember a friend of mine in the
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: eighth grade took a picture and sent it to someone
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: just her boobs, and she was like this fourteen. I
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: was like, what the what is she doing? It made
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: its round, you know, yeah, went around the school and.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: I was just so heart breaking.
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: That haven't no that happened to my best that happened
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: to a friend of mine, and she it makes the rounds,
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: and that's.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Like so sad.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know how many people send nudes,
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: but I.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Feel like like our generation, I doesn't as much because
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: we were so we were like the first ones with
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: cell phones in that came. So like when you did,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: you were scarred either from it or from somebody you knew,
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: so that you're like, I'm never fucking doing that.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nudes to like my boyfriends at the time.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: That's what it was.
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: I never sent it an unsolicited number one and some
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: random guy that you're talking.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: To a relationship.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: And then I'm like, really, yeah, have you you've never
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: sent a nude I.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: May have sent one to my ex maybe I think
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: I bet if anything, but it's.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Just like I feel like nude guy picks are weird.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: There you go, you only have one thing going to
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: send a picture of your ass.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Like if I were to, I think when I send photos,
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: like it would just be like shirtless in bed, like
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: you know, faceless giveaway.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Oh I got your penis in it?
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: No, I would cover that because it's it's a junk package.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: I feel like I look at my body nude before
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: getting in the show, and I'm like, there's no way
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: that's ever Like how is this attractive to any lady?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Or like I'm just it's the female body is just
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: so pretty, and then the male body is just like,
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: no matter how shaped you are as a man, it's
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: just like somebody just threw plato at it.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: It looks kind of like you taking a nude photo.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: It just looks like kind of like you're at the
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: doctor's office in there, like you're physical anatomy.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Picture, it's just like nothing scrotum, ball, sack, kneecap, yeah,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: venus anus bend over.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: The funniest Speaking.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Of the I got my dad's old playboys and I
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: was going through them. Yea bush era. We love the
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: bush bush League.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: Remember when people tried to be like the bushes coming
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: back never never, never.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Are you joking with all the lasering that ship coming back?
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: A patchie vagina people would come back.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: If I don't because we've all been lasered.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: But it's like, really like you really got to have
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: the right skin tone, right hair texture to get that
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: laser to really pick up the root and rip it right,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: like laser it to its core. So you're really just
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: getting instead of bush vagina, it's like patchy bush vagina
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: if you wanted to grow out.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Which, by the way, if you have a bush and
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: you're rocking it and you love it, good for you.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: You don't have friends that have the bush, I mean,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: and they show it to me and I'm like, it
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: looks like it's gonna eat me.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing do you just like if you're about
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: to go and you know, get a little four play
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: going and things of that nature. I don't know.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: It's not my one friend. I was like telling her
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: you can't have a bush, and then she was like,
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: all right, then I'm gonna do something. I was like,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: you know what, dude, now that I think about it,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: you're like married, and.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Shit, I actually know how.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: And I've got mister Bigglesworth and like where you at?
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: So like, keep the bush, dude, keep the fucking bush. Obviously,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: maybe I'll get a bush. Maybe that's where how you
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: find good men, is sticking around even with a bush.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Anywhore after these laser sessions, you won't. That's what I know.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Those are my favorite sessions.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: Don't don't report me to HR for saying that I
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: am my favorite session.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: We don't have any HR, or I'd be in a
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: lot of trouble making. Jessica take content in my laser
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: appointment with me having to hold my ass cheeks, hold.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: On her stomach, holding her own ass cheeks open, ass
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: like popped up a little because.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: You gotta get in there. And she's going out out
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: and it's like and I'm crying, laughing.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: It is, however, so funny. I always ask first, like,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: when you take a picture of me naked? Yes, Like
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: a couple of years ago, I asked, do you feel
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: comfortable taking a.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Nude photo of me?
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Because if you don't, it's okay.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: I don't even know if it got to that.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: I don't think.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I would never force anybody I do.
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: I don't think it got to that. I think I
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: was saying, we need to take a good nude in this.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: That's what it was. And then you were like, do
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: you feel comfortable? I'm like, I'm literally my idea. We're
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: a bunch of fucking weirdos, all right. It's my favorite
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: time of the podcast.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Ache and relief of the week. My ache is that
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Matthew Perry passed away at the age of fifty four,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: our beloved Chandler being devastating. I heard from his memoir
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: that he had relapsed between sixty again. I don't know
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: how he passed away, but it's just crazy that I
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: was celebrating five years of sobriety and then this pops up,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: you know, talking about his memoir that he said he
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: relapsed sixty to seventy times. That's a lot of fight
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: to put up for your life, and I just there,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: like every movie that he's been in. What was what
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: was it? The whole nine yards? You know, I'm talking
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: about Easton with Bruce Willis Matthew Perry. We watched it
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Easton with Brandon, our older brother and then friends. They
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: like watch all the time.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Brandon reminded me of the Chandler.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: He had like something with the mouth, right, They had
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: like this mannerism, yes.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: And like when Chandler would get manic and like do things,
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: That's how Brandon kind of is.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: So it was like we lived.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: He brought so Chandler bing. Matthew Perry brought so much
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: joy to people.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: He had such kind eyes and such a sweet smile.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: So I didn't know him, but I feel like I'm
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: gonna miss him. Also fun not fun fact, crazy fact. Actually,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: you guys know I'm obsessed with Dateline. Matthew Perry's stepdad
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: is Keith Morrison.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: I know I saw him there and I thought he
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: was there to do like something about like a piece
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: on it, because I was like whoa, And then he
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: walked over and then I like read a little more
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: and I was at the.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: There were photos. Yeah, and he was crossing through the
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: yellow tape and it does look like he's going and
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: doing his job for dateline or something.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I never put that, I just assume. But yeah, wow.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: And I want to say my relief of the week
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: is I think it's going to be Bravocony. Although I
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: am very nervous because I have social anxiety. I know
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: it doesn't show, but I do. I'm very excited.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: You should be because every time you go out and
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: do that stuff, you look very natural. When I when
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: we were on stage, I was thinking, like, why does
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: she ever get nervous, because you really can just go
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: out and just do it.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I fake it. I fake it every time, killing it.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: So keep taking it. It works because you're making it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: No, you do very well, So I don't think you
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: should you should be nervous at all.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Thanks babe. What is your ache? And relief?
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: Ease?
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: My ache is also Matthew Perry and Chandler Bing and
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: just yeah, because that was like my whole childhood.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: You know how many seasons? Nine? Oh?
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I think ten?
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Ten?
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Science was nine okay, yeah, a decade of our lives.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Like I was watching that and Brandon loved it, so
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: then I started watching it and then that's when I
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: put so, yeah, that's my ache of the week, and
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: then my.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Relief is going to be probably Bravo Cone as well.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: We got got some friends out there that I'm gonna
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: go hang out with. We got some good dinners.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Calvin Cobb will be there as well with with him.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Love it, Calvin.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Ko's sad to have you.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: My ache obviously Matthew Perry. But my ache was I
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: went and after I went home a few months ago,
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: I got adjusted by my brother's girlfriend, Ali, doctor Ali
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: ben Kart, and I felt like a new woman, like
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: the whole dustin bit you did, or the whole dustin
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: story you said about getting your back cracked. Felt like
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: a new woman. So I decided this past weekend, I said,
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna do it again. It's gonna be the same.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: Of course, all it's mostly the same, not the same,
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: not the same. I went, it matters chiropractors, right, chiropractors matter.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: Ali, You're a freaking mugit magician also a musician. But
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: I'm a magician.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: And no, because it was not good and I was like,
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: what is this? It was just like awkward and it hurt.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: And then I started getting nervous because I'm like, I'm
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: gonna what if I get what if they like do
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: something to my spine.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: It was not good. I'm not gonna say where it was,
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: but it matters.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: So all of the good chiropractors out there, congrats on
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: being good because it's a hard.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an amazing art. And then my relief is.
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: Bravocon, Bravo Con. I've never been to a Bravo Con before.
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: I'll be popping in and out Easton and I will
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: maybe be Sharon Locations.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Not no, we have to.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll be well, that's.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: The only thing that throws me through.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: We have old game.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: We should have done a podcast there next.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Time, damn it, next time, next year.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll be fair next.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Year, next year, year. We never know, We never know.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: You guys, thank you so much for listening to another
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: episode of the Give Them La La podcast. Reminder that
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: if you're listening here right now to go on because
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: we have YouTube now where you can watch this.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Podcast, comment and subscribe.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Correct The YouTube channel is up and running and this
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: will air on Friday at nine am Pacific time. I
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: love you guys, so much Happy hump Day. I'll see
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: some of you at Bravo con I am sure. I
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: love you at you next time.