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NO GIRL HAS PASSED THIS TEST YET!!! · Relatables

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Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables, I'll have one.
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Speaker 2: I mean what I say. If I say it once,
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Speaker 2: that's the only time I'm saying it.
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have an argument.
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Speaker 3: Check co found.
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Speaker 1: No, it's not paying I do.
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Speaker 2: I want to pay for it? I pay, and then
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Speaker 2: you wanted to pay for it.
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Speaker 3: You pay for it.
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Speaker 1: Rea.
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Speaker 2: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Addie Clark aka Mummy,
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Speaker 2: and my partner in crime, mister Jake Craig. Some people,
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Speaker 2: not me, like to call him daddy.
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Speaker 3: Came off the tongue. But think I think I have proof.
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Speaker 1: I think I might have hours of proof of footage
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Speaker 1: that you do like to call me daddy.
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Speaker 2: After letting the footage, every single episode doesn't exist. But
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Speaker 2: Jake as the listeners, and you might know I am
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Speaker 2: in my wiz error. Oh yeah, okay, as some might say.
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Speaker 2: The other week, I was on a date and I
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Speaker 2: pulled out some of the best riz slash game I've
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Speaker 2: ever done in my life. Yeah, speaking three languages.
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Speaker 3: I was impressed, very impressed.
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Speaker 2: I've done it again. I've done it again. I've done
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Speaker 2: it again. What you see this time not as good,
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Speaker 2: I wouldn't say, but still let me know if this.
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Speaker 1: Is smooth or not?
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Speaker 3: Okay, little bit cringe, but still at smooth.
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Speaker 2: Okay, am I acting as okay, you can act so
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Speaker 2: this for this to work. You are laying on my
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Speaker 2: lap and your head's like she's on my lap watching TV.
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Speaker 2: Oh okay, always always happens in a date. Yeah, okay, okay, okay,
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Speaker 2: let's see if I can do it all right? Okay, ready, poke, poke.
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Speaker 1: What's up? What I'm just checking? If you're real? Why, folks,
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Speaker 1: I didn't know anyone could be this beautiful?
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Speaker 3: That is gross? Bro?
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Speaker 1: Could a that is gross?
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Speaker 2: Playing on the cring side a little bit more, but
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Speaker 2: still what it is?
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Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta do what you gottata.
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Speaker 3: I think it's good. Yeah see, I thought I thought
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Speaker 3: it was very good.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: The other day just just came to me. Where is
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Speaker 2: it just coming to me? I don't know what's coming
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Speaker 2: over me? If I'm being honest, No, no, I loved it.
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Speaker 2: I loved it all right. But okay, let's start off
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Speaker 2: the actual episode.
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Speaker 1: Dottie, it's good. Let's go past that. I thought that
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Speaker 1: was good.
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Speaker 3: Let's go past like that cringey stuff.
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Speaker 1: The other day I was actually asking might have been
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Speaker 1: a couple of months ago. I was asking my girlfriend
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Speaker 1: if when girls are on that time of the month,
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Speaker 1: because it sounds like a dumb question now, but I
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Speaker 1: asked if like they burn more calories because of it,
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Speaker 1: because like their bodies like working to get rid of
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Speaker 1: I see.
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Speaker 2: I think their thermoregulations, something flowing a bit more. I
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Speaker 2: was thinking, like, they're running at a higher temperature, so
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Speaker 2: they're burning more calories.
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Speaker 1: I see the logic, like, because girls quite often a
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Speaker 1: bit hungrier, you know, hormones going all hey, why, I
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Speaker 1: just thought like maybe your body's working hard, Like are
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Speaker 1: you burning more calories when you do this? I think
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Speaker 1: that's a fair question. She was like, no, if anything,
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Speaker 1: we burn less, And I was like, oh, okay, weird,
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Speaker 1: But maybe think like there's plenty of things about girl
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Speaker 1: they don't know about.
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Speaker 2: Do they burn less because they want to do less?
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Is that the logic there? I think that's a valid question.
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Speaker 1: I think it's a valid question too. Is that just
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Speaker 1: two guys being dude? I think it must just be
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Speaker 1: dudes being dudes being idiots? But ah, so maybe made
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Speaker 1: us think of the question for ig this week of
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Speaker 1: things girls do that we don't know about. Yeah, the
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Speaker 1: girls kind of gave us like some real insight to
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Speaker 1: maybe too much into Yeah, I think I got I
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Speaker 1: think I got too much insight more than I wanted
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Speaker 1: to know. This might be detrimental to it us in
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Speaker 1: our relationships. I might start looking at girlfriend differently. Ye first, sure,
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Speaker 1: So things girls do that guys don't know about using
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Speaker 1: your Strava run map to find your house and look
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Speaker 1: it up on real estate dot com. Can you do that?
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Speaker 3: What the girls?
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Speaker 1: They know what they're doing? Like, yes, should we like
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Speaker 1: put our stravas on private?
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Speaker 3: I thought that you had to.
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Speaker 1: I thought that Strava like gave you like a solid
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Speaker 1: hundred meters each direction start at an end of run,
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Speaker 1: So they couldn't do that. They might still got to
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Speaker 1: be that won't stop a hundred meters, mate, I'll tell
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Speaker 1: you what, well, they probably fucking they must look at
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Speaker 1: like there's like the fifteen houses that are in that region.
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Speaker 1: They probably could be here.
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Speaker 3: It could be here, it could be here.
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Speaker 2: They probably corresponded with your Instagram because there might be
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Speaker 2: a little picture of your house, some stories or something,
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Speaker 2: some of that geo guesser, Yeah, things girls do the
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Speaker 2: guys don't know about go on their phones as soon
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Speaker 2: as they leave the room.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I feel like I knew that.
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Speaker 1: I didn't. Girl. The girls go on their phone as
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Speaker 1: soon as we leave the room, like our phone, Oh,
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Speaker 1: on our phone? How I took it? Oh, I didn't
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Speaker 1: know they did that. Go on their phones. Can't go
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Speaker 1: over it, can't go wonder it.
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Speaker 4: You gotta go through it.
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Speaker 1: Go for it.
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Speaker 3: There's nothing on there.
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Speaker 1: Things girls do that guys don't know about. Pluck our
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Speaker 1: nipple hair.
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Speaker 2: They plucked them nipple hair really apparently, so mate, the timing,
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Speaker 2: the timing on that. Last night, I was having a shower.
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Speaker 2: I get like the smallest bit of chest there and
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Speaker 2: like a little bit of hair and I was like,
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Speaker 2: I've got a bit of hair around my nipples.
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Speaker 1: So I shaved. I cut my nipple.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, how much I've done that before.
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Speaker 2: I was like, is this thing here? Can you lose
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Speaker 2: a nipple from shaving? I was like, is this going
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Speaker 2: to fall off?
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Speaker 1: I don't know, but mine heeled, but I didn't. I
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Speaker 1: didn't cut like the nipple nipple. I just cut around it.
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Speaker 2: I cut like the base of the nipple, and I
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Speaker 2: was like, ah, it's never doing that again. Yeah, you
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Speaker 2: gotta be careful around the nipples. I need to pluck
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Speaker 2: the mate know what they're doing.
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Speaker 1: I feel like nipples must have the same nerve endings
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Speaker 1: as your lips or something.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they do, they do all right. Things girls do
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Speaker 2: the guys don't know about check out their dads.
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Speaker 1: When we go to family visits.
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Speaker 2: Really makes sense.
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Speaker 1: Kind of like, is this what he's going to look like?
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Speaker 1: I can't believe my girlfriend's still with me.
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Speaker 3: Kidding dad.
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Speaker 2: We don't do that though. I've never checked out like
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Speaker 2: a mom.
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Speaker 1: No, I've never thought like I never looked at the
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Speaker 1: mom and thought, oh, that's what she's going to look like. Yes,
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Speaker 1: or you know, devo, maybe a friend's mum. Things girls
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Speaker 1: do that guys don't know about, for lost our teeth,
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Speaker 1: with our hair, No they don't, Please don't. It's like
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Speaker 1: getting fair in your food.
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Speaker 3: Ah, please tell me that's not true. Does that work?
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Speaker 3: That's master? I didn't think he would be strong enough.
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Speaker 1: Did I?
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Speaker 2: But there's this like a long and who knows what.
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Speaker 1: They Maybe they get like multiple strands and that's so
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Speaker 1: gross about that day.
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Speaker 2: Things girls do the guys don't know about use baby
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Speaker 2: wipes before.
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Speaker 1: We see you. Oh, to be extra clean down there
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Speaker 1: is that right I have? They must wipe with baby wipes,
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Speaker 1: so then they're interesting.
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Speaker 2: That is interesting actually, like just before they come over,
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Speaker 2: I'll get a baby wip and what my willy?
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Speaker 1: I mean it's clean because it's a baby, wife, you
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Speaker 1: can do it. Yeah, yeah, that's interesting. I didn't.
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Speaker 3: I didn't know that. Mom, where's the baby? Jake's coming over.
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Speaker 1: Things girls do that guys don't know about. Offer to
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Speaker 1: pay part of the bill on our first date only
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Speaker 1: as a test. If the guy accepts they've failed. Oh
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Speaker 1: that's too intricate for me because I accept. Do you
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Speaker 1: like after on a first if it's a little bit
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Speaker 1: of a rebuttal like one or two, I don't like
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Speaker 1: confrontation If I go no, I've got it and then
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Speaker 1: they say no, no, let me really, Yeah, you have
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Speaker 1: failed tests that you don't say no, I asked you
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Speaker 1: on the date I'm paid.
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Speaker 2: I say that you can pay for the next one.
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Speaker 2: I say that, I say that, and if they do
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Speaker 2: want if either no, I asked you on the date,
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Speaker 2: I'm paying for it, and they go no, no, I've got it,
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Speaker 2: Like whatever, really, come on, I'll have one. I mean
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Speaker 2: what I say. If I say it once, that's the
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Speaker 2: only time I'm saying it.
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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna have an argument that compound.
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Speaker 2: No, it's not paying for the I do. I want
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Speaker 2: to pay for it. I pay, and then you.
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Speaker 3: Wanted to pay for it.
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Speaker 1: You pay for it. My response is like, you're funny.
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Speaker 1: You're funny. I might just push him over next time.
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Speaker 3: Keep physical.
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Speaker 2: I've always thought, though you used to work in hospitality. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: if I, me and my girlfriend always do it like
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Speaker 2: that battle to pay, sure, that's such an eck and
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Speaker 2: annoying for you.
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Speaker 1: It is very annoying if someone just pay, I don't
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Speaker 1: give a far.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't give a fu. Yeah, like I don't
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Speaker 3: give an she can pay.
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Speaker 1: Even knowing how I'm making the hospitality work, I feel
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Speaker 1: I still do like and I know they would still
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Speaker 1: do it with their get over it.
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Speaker 2: Things girls do. The guys don't know about rate the
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Speaker 2: unwanted dig pics we are sent, do they?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a seven. That's actually crazy. At least they're
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Speaker 1: doing something with it. See, at least they're doing something
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Speaker 1: with it, at least like they look. Girls look at
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Speaker 1: the bright side a lot. Actually, girls are quite optimistic.
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Speaker 1: They look on the bright side of things. Imagine they
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Speaker 1: screenshot it and then they send in the girls group.
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Speaker 1: What do you I'm thinking of six on this one.
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Speaker 3: They just have like a gallery.
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Speaker 1: What's the overall ruling here, guys? Shit, imagine imagine girls.
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Speaker 1: This must mean that girls have like like a gallery
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Speaker 1: with like number one, number two, number three of like
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Speaker 1: ratings of dick. Maybe yeah, maybe.
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Speaker 2: They put a little collage like in Pinterests they put
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Speaker 2: a little dick pinteress board together.
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Speaker 1: I would love to know if that's a thing that
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Speaker 1: and like someone's probably done. And so this whole group
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Speaker 1: of girls just knows that this one dude that has
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Speaker 1: a salong.
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Speaker 3: Absolutely if you're part.
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Speaker 2: If you have a slung that gets around.
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Speaker 3: The town, oh yeah, if you're a dude and you
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Speaker 3: have a big dick and you've even ever even centered
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Speaker 3: dick pic, yeah it still gets around. Yeah, you're known.
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Speaker 1: As it's rumors.
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Speaker 3: It's yeah, yeah, yeah, it's rumors.
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Speaker 1: And then and then every single guy with a big
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Speaker 1: one is always so modest about it, like just be
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Speaker 1: fucking honest. You know it's big, but just just if
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Speaker 1: I say to you, oh, they're like just say, yeah,
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Speaker 1: it is.
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Speaker 2: Back in the olden days, tales of like knights used
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Speaker 2: to get around the town like the best nights, he
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Speaker 2: was the best fighter. Now it's he's got the biggest
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Speaker 2: long facts.
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Speaker 1: Bro.
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Speaker 3: That's so true.
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Speaker 1: That's hilarious. That is so funny. Things girls do that
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Speaker 1: guys don't know about. We know a guy's whole life
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Speaker 1: story before they even tell us.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's because they're stalkers. Yeah, they're on a
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Speaker 2: date and they're like, oh, so, what do you do
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Speaker 2: for work?
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Speaker 1: And pocaust I knew that.
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Speaker 3: Doesn't fully.
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Speaker 1: Like, I fully, I fully like, I fully am not.
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Speaker 2: Surprised by that. Things girls do the guys don't know about.
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Speaker 2: I kind of imagine this one was true, but I'm
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Speaker 2: glad it is. We do sometimes hold our own boobs
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Speaker 2: when we're just chilling alone.
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Speaker 3: How could you not?
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Speaker 1: How could you not?
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Speaker 2: Even I do it with my little idy bitty, titty
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Speaker 2: committed pecks.
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Speaker 1: How could you not like that for me? That's a
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Speaker 1: comfortable position for me. Yeah, especially if they're like big,
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Speaker 1: it's like a cushion. Oh how much sweat actually gets
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Speaker 1: under there? Probably the bigger the more we wanted to stoutside.
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Speaker 1: It's probably like to try and maybe get some sweat
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Speaker 1: out of there and ship. Maybe that's probably after a shower.
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Speaker 1: It's just comfy. I'll do it if they want me to,
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Speaker 1: if Beth wants me to caught out. Caught out things
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Speaker 1: girls do that guys don't know about. I don't think
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Speaker 1: you're going to be surprised by this. We test our
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Speaker 1: first name with their last name the second we meet them.
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Speaker 2: I didn't know that, but I'm not surprised by you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not surprised by it. But that's like kind
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Speaker 1: of why Bethany Craig. I think anything goes with Craig, though, well,
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Speaker 1: anything goes with it because it's a first name. Any crag. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't reckon she'll take it. I
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Speaker 1: reckon if we get married, I don't think she will
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Speaker 1: take my last Cummings comings kind of like they got
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Speaker 1: the same sea. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Still it's at least it's still best seat.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't completely chat about Cassandra Clark.
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Speaker 3: That works. I reckon CEC CEC. I reckon Cassandra Clark works.
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Speaker 1: You should have a kid starting with the name C
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Speaker 1: nickname CEC a little girl, so start it with C.
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Speaker 2: No, I want to do so CC, and he'll be
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Speaker 2: a de reader at the gym. You'll we have massive lats.
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Speaker 1: Okay, name him Chase. Yeah. I like the name Chase.
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Speaker 2: That's such like an American like Chase, come over and
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Speaker 2: have a braddy. Yeah, we can call him CC.
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Speaker 1: Chase looks like he wears a cha Chase looks like
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Speaker 1: his haircut is one of those haircuts where it's like
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Speaker 1: a fringe and he like pushes it down forward and
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Speaker 1: he wears a chain. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 2: I feel like Chase has got to be tanto and
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Speaker 2: my Chase is gonna be wide if he's got my
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Speaker 2: fucking pasty whatever.
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Speaker 1: Alright.
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Speaker 2: Things girls do the guys don't know about.
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Speaker 1: This. One's actually kind of good.
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Speaker 2: I didn't know about. They bend one leg in photo
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Speaker 2: so the guy looks taller.
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Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah, much appreciated girls.
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Speaker 2: These five ten, five eleven, they need all the help
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Speaker 2: they can get, Thank you very much.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Things girls do that guys don't know about. Pull
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Speaker 1: hair out of our butt crack in.
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Speaker 2: The shower, hair like it goes down there and gets stuck,
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Speaker 2: or they pluck it, pull hair like pluck buttle hairs.
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Speaker 3: Nah, sure.
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Speaker 1: I think it's his hair from there, because they like, like,
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Speaker 1: while they're showering, hair sheds. Yeah, and it's fine, and
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Speaker 1: it's in their butt crack and then it stays there.
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Speaker 2: I think that the picture, the picture in our heads
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Speaker 2: way worse than what our hair and our asspacks is like.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you don't want to go down.
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Speaker 1: Everyone's like, why do he takes a long in the
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Speaker 1: toilet because I'm shitting, because.
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Speaker 3: I'm cleaning, I'm cleaning up.
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Speaker 2: All right, this might be my best one. Things girls
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Speaker 2: do the guys don't know about. Wearing thongs, so your
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Speaker 2: farts get to split you, so your farts get to
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Speaker 2: split in half so they're silent.
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Speaker 3: What the fuck?
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Speaker 1: I've got one?
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Speaker 2: I have one about about fart.
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Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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Speaker 1: One was sometimes girls fart and if it can't go
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Speaker 1: out the back, it rolls up to their vagina and
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Speaker 1: goes out the front. Really yeah, like a bubble.
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Speaker 3: This is rolls up the front.
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Speaker 1: Fucking hell.
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Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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Speaker 1: Things girls do that guys don't know about. Pretend to
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Speaker 1: go along with their lies to extract more information. Wait,
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Speaker 1: what so a girl if a guy, if a girl
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Speaker 1: knows a guy's lying to her, Oh, she'll get will
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Speaker 1: she'll be like, oh, yeah, that's what I like. Oh oh,
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Speaker 1: just to try and get more information. No, that's guy like,
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Speaker 1: that's kind of smart. That's like a bit of detective work. Okay,
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Speaker 1: this is my last one. Things girls do the guys
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Speaker 1: don't know about. They tighten their muscles down there during sex.
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Speaker 2: How that's what I thought. That doesn't make sense. Someone someone,
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Speaker 2: at least one girl's doing it.
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Speaker 3: How the fuck can you focus on that?
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Speaker 1: Make it feel? Things girls do the guys don't know
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Speaker 1: about no makeup makeup, So they're saying they're wearing no makeup.
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Speaker 1: They actually have a little bit of makeup on. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's because we say, oh we like natural looking at her.
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Speaker 3: Sneaky, very sneaky.
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Speaker 1: And last one, things girls do the guys don't know about.
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Speaker 1: We lift and spread our cheeks when we sit on
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Speaker 1: the toilet. No, that must make less mess. They don't
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Speaker 1: just sit down, lift and spread, lift and spread. Interesting,
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Speaker 1: it's funny, how we Actually that's an odd one. Other
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Speaker 1: of these personal things, not that last one, I reckon.
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Speaker 1: I reckon they would all they would have been thinking, like,
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Speaker 1: what's things they talk about with my friends? Yeah? True,
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Speaker 1: they probably all do it like the amount of actually
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Speaker 1: the amount of the hair out of the butt crack one.
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Speaker 2: Really it was crazy, so intriguing, all the stuff we
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Speaker 2: don't know. Yeah, and I reckon we know more just
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Speaker 2: from this podcast. Funny funny, red funny.
16:09
Speaker 1: Alrighty guys, we actually have an exciting exitment. We do.
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Speaker 3: We're excited about.
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Speaker 1: So as if you listened to last week's episodes. In
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Speaker 1: one of those episodes, you would have known.
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Speaker 3: And I tested how good of a boyfriend not he is?
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Speaker 1: And I think you did fifty five percent? Yeah, fifty
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Speaker 1: five that's a pass.
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Speaker 3: We take there a bit of a trick questions. I
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Speaker 3: was trying to get you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he did well. So what we thought was it's
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Speaker 1: time to test the girlfriends. Yes, it's time to test
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Speaker 1: the girlfriend So we have three questions. What we're gonna
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Speaker 1: do is we're gonna call Cassie. We're gonna ask her
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Speaker 1: the three questions, and then we're gonna call Beth and
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Speaker 1: ask her the three questions yes, and then we will
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Speaker 1: let them know how they didn't We basically they're gonna
16:49
Speaker 1: see who won. Yeah, we're gonna see who gets more right.
16:51
Speaker 1: There's only three questions we're keeping it simple, So let's
16:53
Speaker 1: ring Cassie and give her the girlfriend test. Hello. Hello,
17:00
Speaker 1: how are you going, Cassie? Hey Cassie?
17:05
Speaker 4: Hi?
17:05
Speaker 1: Jay? Are you ready? Are you nervous? I'm kind of it?
17:10
Speaker 3: Yeah you should.
17:13
Speaker 1: So.
17:13
Speaker 2: Me and Jake have composed three questions they're about to
17:18
Speaker 2: do similar with relationships or about us, and do your
17:20
Speaker 2: best to answer them, please, and we'll rute them down
17:22
Speaker 2: and give you the results at the end.
17:23
Speaker 1: Okay, it should be.
17:27
Speaker 2: This is good to know. Okay, you're a human. Question one,
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Speaker 2: would you break up with me if I put on weight?
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Speaker 1: No? Just know? Well any reasoning behind? No? Oh no,
17:44
Speaker 1: what what kind of way?
17:45
Speaker 3: That's okay, let's just move on.
17:47
Speaker 1: Okay?
17:48
Speaker 2: Interesting first, wait, No, this is a question.
17:53
Speaker 1: What kind of weight?
17:54
Speaker 4: Like?
17:54
Speaker 1: Are we talking muscle?
17:55
Speaker 2: Or you just like answer as you feel appropriate.
18:00
Speaker 1: You could get a diad boss if you want.
18:03
Speaker 3: All right, that's all right, We'll move on.
18:04
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll move on. Question two, yep, if I died today,
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Speaker 1: would you move on.
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Speaker 4: Today?
18:13
Speaker 1: Yes?
18:14
Speaker 2: Move on in general doesn't have to be like a
18:16
Speaker 2: move on to like if I died today, would you
18:17
Speaker 2: move on eventually?
18:19
Speaker 1: This is a true question. No, No, I would die
18:27
Speaker 1: with you. Interesting. Interesting. You might be listening to the podcast,
18:32
Speaker 1: but that doesn't help you. Question. I think I used
18:35
Speaker 1: that on question three.
18:37
Speaker 2: This is my questions, Cassy. Question three. If my house
18:43
Speaker 2: was burning down, what three items of mine would you save?
18:49
Speaker 1: Berry? My dog?
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Speaker 2: You and.
18:56
Speaker 3: We'll give you.
18:57
Speaker 1: I just want to give you, Oddie said items. I'll
18:59
Speaker 1: take away Oddie, so don't save body. I'll give you
19:01
Speaker 1: another chance here. Okay, items does that include Berry? Yeah? Okay, Verry,
19:10
Speaker 1: I guess your mom. They're not.
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Speaker 3: I can't give you giving you chances here.
19:17
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm I'm overthinking.
19:20
Speaker 2: Okay, five, very your.
19:27
Speaker 1: I don't know camera, my camera, I don't own a camera.
19:31
Speaker 1: That's all right, we'll go with it.
19:34
Speaker 3: One more one toothbrush. Good start.
19:42
Speaker 1: That made me a bit sad.
19:43
Speaker 2: Actually, you think i'd save my tooth frush?
19:47
Speaker 1: I'm thinking like, I don't know, like a handmade card
19:50
Speaker 1: I've made you, like a photo maybe? Okay, alright, we'll
19:54
Speaker 1: leave it at that.
19:54
Speaker 2: Stay tuned for five minutes, Cassie, and we'll give you
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Speaker 2: the results.
19:57
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm nervous.
19:58
Speaker 2: Did I do that?
19:59
Speaker 3: You will find out you did?
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Speaker 1: Fine? I love you. Call you in five minutes.
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Speaker 3: I love you all right, Let's call Beth.
20:08
Speaker 2: Hi.
20:08
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Pickle, he said, hello, we are good.
20:15
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we actually have We have already called Cassie
20:22
Speaker 1: all right, and we have asked her three questions sort
20:27
Speaker 1: of like a girlfriend test. Okay, we're going to ask
20:31
Speaker 1: you the same three questions and get your answers, and
20:34
Speaker 1: then we're going to make a group call afterwards to
20:36
Speaker 1: let you guys know who won. Okay, okay, we have
20:39
Speaker 1: the three questions ready. Oh, he's going to ask you
20:41
Speaker 1: the questions. Are you ready, Beth?
20:43
Speaker 2: Ready? Question one? Would you break up with Jake if
20:47
Speaker 2: he put on wait?
20:49
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then I would get back with him when
20:50
Speaker 1: he got suit again? Break there, give him that motivation.
21:04
Speaker 3: If you want this back? Gets kidding? I honestly quite
21:07
Speaker 3: like that answer. That's pretty funny. Okay, We're going to
21:09
Speaker 3: question two.
21:10
Speaker 1: Okay. Question two, if Jake died today, would you move on?
21:16
Speaker 1: Move on eventually? You don't have to get move on
21:17
Speaker 1: right away. I should probably just die as well. But
21:20
Speaker 1: then there's Henry. We will have to die together. Oh sure, okay,
21:24
Speaker 1: So answer is we can go on living? Yeah, okay,
21:27
Speaker 1: would you take Henry with you? Then assume Henry give him,
21:34
Speaker 1: give him so you can remember.
21:36
Speaker 3: Oh, I like that.
21:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay. And question three, if Jake's house was
21:42
Speaker 2: burning down, what three items of his would you save? Oh?
21:47
Speaker 3: Emphasis on items.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Cassie didn't.
21:51
Speaker 2: He doesn't need anything because he's already got me and Henry.
21:57
Speaker 1: Well, right down, nothing, all right, thank you very much, Beth.
22:01
Speaker 1: We will hang up and can make a group call.
22:03
Speaker 1: Yes see you hell hello, we got you. We've got
22:07
Speaker 1: you both. Yay.
22:09
Speaker 2: There was some technical difficulties on our end.
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Speaker 1: Ah, you guys ready. How do you both feel like
22:14
Speaker 1: you went?
22:16
Speaker 2: I went very well.
22:17
Speaker 1: You don't think you did best? Confidence, Cassie isn't.
22:20
Speaker 4: I don't think I went well.
22:22
Speaker 1: That was stressful best I was stressful. But we're always right. Okay,
22:30
Speaker 1: all right here, we'll give you. We're going to give you.
22:33
Speaker 3: Ok number Question number one.
22:35
Speaker 1: Was would you break up with Eve reverse if we
22:37
Speaker 1: put on weight.
22:38
Speaker 3: Cassie's answer was no, you can get a dad bod.
22:42
Speaker 1: Beth's answer was yes, and then I would get back
22:44
Speaker 1: together with Jake when he had when he lost weight
22:45
Speaker 1: from the heartbreak. We would like to let you know
22:48
Speaker 1: that the acceptable answer was going to be no. I
22:52
Speaker 1: wouldn't break up with you because I want you to
22:55
Speaker 1: get big. That's what we're looking for. So that's a
22:58
Speaker 1: zero from both of you.
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Speaker 2: I did mention you were closer, but I'm not going
23:02
Speaker 2: to give it to you. Cassie Beth's approach was funny,
23:06
Speaker 2: though best approach was good but incorrect. Question two was
23:10
Speaker 2: if we died today, would you move on? Cassie said no,
23:14
Speaker 2: die with you, and Beth also said I would die
23:16
Speaker 2: with you, and the answer was we went with logic, yes,
23:20
Speaker 2: you should move on because we'd want you to be happy.
23:23
Speaker 1: Oh so we both got those wrong as well. That's you, guys.
23:30
Speaker 1: Neither one's got anyone right. Yeah, okay.
23:32
Speaker 2: Question three, if our houses were burning down, what three
23:35
Speaker 2: items would you guys save?
23:37
Speaker 1: Cassie said she would save Barry at a camera and
23:41
Speaker 1: Ottie's toothbrush, and Beth said that she would save nothing
23:45
Speaker 1: because Jake has me and Henry the acceptable the acceptable
23:49
Speaker 1: answer for this would have been phone, wallet and keys.
23:54
Speaker 1: What sounds like the least important stuff, Cassie Verry to
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Speaker 1: die r he would have run out already, Henry. Henry
24:04
Speaker 1: lives in your house past, so he's safe and sound,
24:06
Speaker 1: and there's no fire there. How do you know that
24:08
Speaker 1: I was there? He would have been.
24:10
Speaker 3: There, he switched away on a walk.
24:11
Speaker 1: What about the rebuttals? We came up with the questions, Yeah.
24:14
Speaker 3: What's all this about?
24:17
Speaker 2: They're not logical.
24:22
Speaker 3: Well, okay, looks at you, guys. We have to come
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Speaker 3: back in another weeks. So here you guys go again.
24:26
Speaker 1: And back to the drawing board. Thanks, guys, I'm tell's
24:32
Speaker 1: just burning to Chris. Ah, that's unfortunates like girlfriends didn't
24:43
Speaker 1: do that.
24:43
Speaker 4: Good, that's very unfortunate. They were going to do another test.
24:48
Speaker 4: They're going to get at least one needs so yeah,
24:50
Speaker 4: neither one of them. One, no, not at all, one
24:52
Speaker 4: of them message something all right, guys. Up next is dilemmas,
25:03
Speaker 4: so you know what to do. The dilemma Google doc
25:05
Speaker 4: is even in the description of this video. Or go
25:07
Speaker 4: on the Instagram link in biosco at the bottom and
25:09
Speaker 4: it'll say weekly dilemmas.
25:10
Speaker 2: Hey, Mommy and Daddy. At twenty two, I've never really
25:13
Speaker 2: been in a serious relationship, and it often feels like
25:16
Speaker 2: my generation prefers casual hookups over commitment. But then I
25:20
Speaker 2: unexpectedly connected with this guy on Instagram who happens to
25:23
Speaker 2: be my sister's old friend. We started chatting online every
25:27
Speaker 2: day for seven months, even though we hadn't met in person.
25:31
Speaker 2: When I finished my studies in the US and decided
25:33
Speaker 2: to return to India, things took a turn in my
25:36
Speaker 2: life and I had a falling out with my US
25:38
Speaker 2: friend and he suddenly goes to me as well. It
25:40
Speaker 2: was tough, but I tried.
25:42
Speaker 1: To move on.
25:43
Speaker 2: Then out of the blue, he apologized and we started
25:46
Speaker 2: talking again. I developed feelings for him and wanted more
25:49
Speaker 2: than just online chats. I invited him to visit me
25:52
Speaker 2: numerous times, but he would never agree, so I decided
25:55
Speaker 2: to go to him instead and we had a nice
25:58
Speaker 2: coffee date and went for drinks. But then I had
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Speaker 2: to return to India assume post that I finally got
26:03
Speaker 2: him to come meet me in Bangaladore.
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Speaker 1: Is that a place India? Bangladore, Bangladesh. There is a
26:09
Speaker 1: place called Bangladore. But when he arrived, things were confusing.
26:12
Speaker 1: He insisted on sleeping on the couch instead of in
26:15
Speaker 1: the bed with me, which made me upset. We had
26:18
Speaker 1: been intimate earlier that day, so I didn't understand why
26:21
Speaker 1: he wouldn't just come and sleep next to me. The
26:23
Speaker 1: next day, at my friend's party, he barely paid any
26:26
Speaker 1: attention to me, which hurt me even more. The morning
26:29
Speaker 1: of him leaving, he woke me up at five am
26:31
Speaker 1: to give him head, which left me feeling used and confused.
26:35
Speaker 1: After he left, he didn't say goodbye properly. Now I'm
26:38
Speaker 1: unsure about where we stand. I thought we were finally
26:41
Speaker 1: in a relationship, but his behavior has made me question everything.
26:45
Speaker 1: When I confronted him.
26:46
Speaker 2: About this, all of this, he said, I had a
26:48
Speaker 2: great time at the party, and I'm sorry if you
26:50
Speaker 2: felt otherwise. And I didn't sleep in the bed because
26:52
Speaker 2: I knew you had work in the morning, and I
26:54
Speaker 2: also knew I wouldn't be able to control myself if
26:56
Speaker 2: I slept next to you. I have to go back
26:58
Speaker 2: to his city next month for my his wedding. I
27:01
Speaker 2: don't know what to do.
27:02
Speaker 1: I haven't spoke to him since I think he might
27:04
Speaker 1: have blocked me anyways, love from India?
27:06
Speaker 3: What what the tough?
27:12
Speaker 1: Tough? I'm sorry whoever wrote this in that this guy
27:16
Speaker 1: I treated you this way?
27:18
Speaker 3: You got used?
27:19
Speaker 1: Love?
27:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like wild like.
27:21
Speaker 2: I always think, like I think I would have got
27:24
Speaker 2: used in this situation, chatting for seven months, met up
27:28
Speaker 2: for a coffee and then everything was great, come over
27:30
Speaker 2: to my house.
27:31
Speaker 1: I thought I would have been.
27:32
Speaker 3: He came to India.
27:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought I would have been like hook line
27:35
Speaker 2: and seek Sinker. I've got a relationship on my head.
27:37
Speaker 1: Did you go to India or did they? Did she
27:39
Speaker 1: go to America? She went to America first, yeah, obviously
27:41
Speaker 1: she must study to go back home. And then she
27:44
Speaker 1: she's Indian. Yeah, and then he came to Bangladore and
27:47
Speaker 1: stayed with her for a couple of nights. I went
27:48
Speaker 1: to a party. How did it from India to USA?
27:52
Speaker 1: Is it like a short India is a long way
27:54
Speaker 1: from here. It's a long way from here, India to USA.
27:57
Speaker 1: I think, like, I just think it's so far to
28:01
Speaker 1: go to just like try and use someone for sex.
28:04
Speaker 1: I know, That's what I was thinking, Like, it's so misleading.
28:07
Speaker 3: It's so far to go when you're like.
28:08
Speaker 2: Seventeen hours India to the US. Yeah, America, it's a
28:13
Speaker 2: long way. It's the other side of Europe, like the
28:15
Speaker 2: other side.
28:17
Speaker 1: Holy shit. I think India is also it's in Asia.
28:20
Speaker 1: It's an Asian country. Yeah, I've been India, mate, yeah,
28:22
Speaker 1: I know, what's it like? It was al right, it
28:25
Speaker 1: wasn't my place hot, very hot, humid. Like you know
28:28
Speaker 1: how you walk out of Barlei and like, oh I'm
28:30
Speaker 1: in Bali. You walk out of India like, oh I'm
28:32
Speaker 1: in India.
28:33
Speaker 2: Wow, wow wow some busy busy and like beautiful and
28:38
Speaker 2: then sometimes like you go the street over and it's
28:40
Speaker 2: like wow, this is a little bit confronting.
28:42
Speaker 3: Oh so like it's like Ballei.
28:43
Speaker 1: How like some streets yeah yeah, and then there's this
28:45
Speaker 1: cows everywhere because they're secret cool so fick, it's so funny. Okay,
28:53
Speaker 1: I I just think it's crazy to go so far
28:58
Speaker 1: to use someone. That's what I think you got cold
29:00
Speaker 1: feet last minute. Let's just take the head thing out
29:03
Speaker 1: of the situation because that's terrible and that he shouldn't
29:05
Speaker 1: have done that. No maybe yeah, But.
29:07
Speaker 2: Other than that, like reading into the situation, I feel
29:09
Speaker 2: bad for you because like he's led you on, giving
29:13
Speaker 2: you pretty much everything. I feel like, so he was
29:15
Speaker 2: talking for seven months, you asked more, he got scared off,
29:17
Speaker 2: and then he realized he had feelings for you, and
29:19
Speaker 2: then he couldn't commit to those feelings.
29:23
Speaker 1: Fuck. This kind of sounds like did you watch that
29:25
Speaker 1: thing on Netflix that went viold for a bit? What
29:28
Speaker 1: was it? He was an American like guy in Uni
29:32
Speaker 1: and he was like that everybody loved him. Yeah, and
29:36
Speaker 1: she was just smart. She was Indian too. She was
29:37
Speaker 1: this smart Indian girl who kept to herself and she
29:40
Speaker 1: fell in love with the jock. But he could never
29:41
Speaker 1: commit his admit his feelings to her, like a real story. No,
29:46
Speaker 1: I thought documentary, No, this is on Netflix. I'm like,
29:49
Speaker 1: she just copied this story.
29:51
Speaker 3: Wait what okay?
29:53
Speaker 1: I think basically, like, at what point do you accept
29:59
Speaker 1: you said you feel all used? At what point do
30:02
Speaker 1: you accept like that you did kind of get used? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
30:06
Speaker 1: it's just terrible the way it happened. But I think
30:10
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think if you can learn from this,
30:12
Speaker 1: but I'm thinking this guy's just trash. Like I mean,
30:14
Speaker 1: I think you can learn from it, that fucking you
30:16
Speaker 1: gotta try and like maybe see the signs. But what
30:19
Speaker 1: signs was there? If you guys spoke for seven four months?
30:21
Speaker 1: Yeah I know, and then like he's come back and
30:23
Speaker 1: apologize and obviously said like let's meet up. I think
30:25
Speaker 1: I have feelings for you. And then came, He's like, oh,
30:27
Speaker 1: this isn't what I expected. I'm just gonna have sex. Yeah,
30:29
Speaker 1: so he can't. I think maybe that's right, but maybe
30:31
Speaker 1: maybe got there and he was like, oh, like fuck,
30:33
Speaker 1: that was a long fly. It's just gonna be too
30:34
Speaker 1: hard to be with someone that's like maybe that's yeah.
30:37
Speaker 3: And so then he was.
30:38
Speaker 1: Thinking, Okay, well, I'm here for her. Maybe I want
30:40
Speaker 1: to make her think it's gonna be fine. But then
30:43
Speaker 1: when I get home, I'm just gonna just call this off.
30:45
Speaker 1: Not gonna be honest with her, which sucks. I'm not
30:47
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with her, not gonna not gonna even
30:50
Speaker 1: tell her how I feel, just gonna be like, yep,
30:52
Speaker 1: it's over, red Rover and block her on shit. Like
30:56
Speaker 1: if he's blocked you, then I'm sorry, but you don't
30:58
Speaker 1: need to even be thinking about it. Yeah.
30:59
Speaker 2: Like most lemmons, there's like a there's something you could
31:01
Speaker 2: take away from it and learn and take into the
31:03
Speaker 2: next experience.
31:04
Speaker 1: But this one's just like, I think this guy was
31:07
Speaker 1: just a bad guy.
31:08
Speaker 2: Cut your losses now and try and move on and
31:12
Speaker 2: have your walls up next time.
31:13
Speaker 1: Yeah, and when you go to your sister's wedding. Don't
31:15
Speaker 1: contact him, No, no, don't contact him. That's silly, Yeah, silly.
31:20
Speaker 2: If he could have fucking fallen in love in India,
31:22
Speaker 2: there's beautiful places in India.
31:23
Speaker 3: It was someone in India, Yeah, you could have.
31:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, she could be.
31:25
Speaker 3: They could have.
31:26
Speaker 1: They would have been so romantic.
31:27
Speaker 2: He just traveled seventeen hours for her and then they
31:29
Speaker 2: got to the airport, he swept her off his feet.
31:32
Speaker 2: It could be a story, Cinderella story.
31:34
Speaker 3: But maybe it was someone that was someone at your
31:35
Speaker 3: sister's wedding.
31:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, really bad fun.
31:38
Speaker 2: Get under someone to get over. All right, everybody, thank
31:49
Speaker 2: you for listening. Once again, there's one thing we.
31:52
Speaker 1: Asked you to do. If you've got this far, Jake,
31:54
Speaker 1: what is it?
31:55
Speaker 3: Five stars, babe?
31:57
Speaker 1: Three for five.
31:58
Speaker 2: Please we're going for ten k by the end of
31:59
Speaker 2: the Yeah. But otherwise we love you.
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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. See your