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EPISODE 45: DANGER: Mom O’Clock Unsupervised in Target · It's Mom O'Clock

• 0:01
  Speaker A: Hello.
• 0:02
  Speaker B: You guys, stop. Is it Mom o' clock yet? I'm going crazy.
• 0:08
  Speaker A: Heck, yeah. It's Mom O' Clock somewhere. Okay, so. So we just got to Target, and
• 0:19
  Speaker B: moms in the wild.
• 0:20
  Speaker A: Target.
• 0:21
  Speaker B: That's the scary side.
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  Speaker A: I walked in, and Emily was circling, circling. Anyway, so. So we just got to Target together, and we're doing Mom O' Clock episode a little bit differently. And what I mean by that is it's Mother's Day. It's a huge day for moms out there, and we're going to shop around Target, find moms, which is gonna be so awkward for us. I just asked a mom if she was a mom, and it was probably so embarrassing to do, so. So we're shop around Target. We're gonna ask if they're moms or not. We're gonna ask them what their favorite thing to do on Mother's Day is,
• 0:53
  Speaker B: what their plan is, and what if they have a dream Target gift that they want?
• 0:59
  Speaker A: We're gonna put it in our gift.
• 1:00
  Speaker B: We're gonna make a little basket.
• 1:02
  Speaker A: Not for them, just in general for a giveaway.
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  Speaker B: You get a Target basket.
• 1:05
  Speaker A: You get a Target basket. Okay. So come with us to shop around Target. Here we go. We found our first mom in Target. Can we have your name?
• 1:13
  Speaker C: Yes. My name is Maria.
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  Speaker A: Hi, Maria. I'm Dominique. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Mom o'. Clock.
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  Speaker C: Thank you for having me here at Target.
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  Speaker A: So I just want to ask you a quick question, because it's Mother's Day. It's the biggest holiday of the year, right? Yeah. And we want to feel apprec. So what is your ideal Mother's Day? Or if you have it planned already, if your husband has a plan. What are you guys doing for Mother's Day?
• 1:34
  Speaker C: So I have no plans for this year.
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  Speaker A: Okay.
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  Speaker C: But my mom is in town, so probably grab, like, brunch with her.
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  Speaker A: Love it.
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  Speaker C: But my perfect Mother's Day would be to sleep in, drink, just have, like, coffee in bed and do nothing.
• 1:47
  Speaker A: And no kids.
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  Speaker C: No kids.
• 1:49
  Speaker A: No kids. How many do you have?
• 1:50
  Speaker C: I have one.
• 1:51
  Speaker A: I know. Saying she's precious. Okay.
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  Speaker C: She's wonderful. I would love to just have, like, a few. Like, a whole day for myself.
• 1:57
  Speaker A: I love. So coffee in bed. Yeah. Maybe a little breakfast. No kids, quiet or TV on.
• 2:02
  Speaker C: And a good book.
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  Speaker A: And a good book. Love that. So brings me to my next question. What would be the. Your best item to put in a giveaway basket that you would want?
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  Speaker C: So I love books. However, jewelry also works, like a nice little ring.
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  Speaker A: Okay.
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  Speaker C: Or like earrings.
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  Speaker B: Okay.
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  Speaker C: Cute.
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  Speaker A: Yeah. And does it matter? Gold, silver color?
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  Speaker C: So I used to be a silver girl. You know, I'm a gold girly.
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  Speaker A: Okay, me too.
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  Speaker C: Yeah.
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  Speaker A: I love gold.
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  Speaker C: It works with everything, in my opinion.
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  Speaker A: So if you had to pick a favorite book, what book would you put in a basket?
• 2:29
  Speaker C: Anything by Rebecca Yarros.
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  Speaker A: Okay. Do they have it at Target? They do. I think we're gonna shop for it.
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  Speaker C: The Last letter from my lover.
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  Speaker A: Last letter from my lover.
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  Speaker C: It will make you cry. I don't know if you want that for Mother's Day, but I do.
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  Speaker A: I love her tearjerker.
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  Speaker C: Okay. Anything by her. I love, love it.
• 2:45
  Speaker A: Well, thank you so much. We appreciate you. Thank you. Happy Mother's Day.
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  Speaker C: Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there.
• 2:49
  Speaker A: Yay.
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  Speaker B: We just pulled this mom who actually noticed you from TikTok.
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  Speaker D: Yes.
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  Speaker B: You just saw her. You were like, I know that girl.
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  Speaker D: I was scared to approach, but I
• 3:01
  Speaker B: went through with it. And now you made her entire week, month, year, and she'll never stop talking about it. I'm famous. Okay, but you are a mom. Yes. And what is your name?
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  Speaker D: Jacqueline.
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  Speaker B: Jacqueline. Jacqueline Emily Dom. Nice to meet you. We are pulling moms and I would like to ask you what your dream Mother's Day would be.
• 3:19
  Speaker D: Watching Game of Thrones by myself in my bed.
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  Speaker B: Oh, it's a trend.
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  Speaker D: No kids. I'm obsessed, but no kids.
• 3:25
  Speaker B: I love that. Yeah. Because we want a day to ourselves. Yes. Fuck that. Fuck yes. Love that. Fuck that. Okay, now, next question. What would be your, like, ideal present from Target? We're trying to help our husbands out to, like, buying things.
• 3:44
  Speaker D: I would like to strive above Target, but I guess.
• 3:47
  Speaker A: True.
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  Speaker D: But skincare, if it's not Chanel.
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  Speaker B: Okay.
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  Speaker A: All right, I love that.
• 3:51
  Speaker D: So I would do, like, the first aid beauty, like radiance pads.
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  Speaker B: Okay. Because you are a makeup artist, aren't you? Do you want to give yourself the plug?
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  Speaker D: I mean, I look great today. I'm Jacqueline Jordan. I love it on Instagram. Cool radiance pads. And I don't know if they have tatcha here, but the dewy skin cream is like the best.
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  Speaker B: Awesome. All right, we're going to go find that. Thank you so much. You're welcome.
• 4:12
  Speaker A: Here you go.
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  Speaker D: I'm gonna wear it to bed on Mother's Day.
• 4:17
  Speaker A: We found our next victim in Target. Can we have your name, please?
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  Speaker E: Sarah Kramer.
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  Speaker A: Hi, Sarah, Nice to meet you. I'm Dominique and this is Emily. Nice to meet you. Okay. We are the host Of Mama Clock. So welcome to Mama Clock, and we are going to ask you a few questions because it's the biggest holiday of the year, Mother's Day. And we would love to know your ideal Mother's Day. If you don't have one planned this weekend, so.
• 4:38
  Speaker E: We do have one planned. We're going upstate to the Catskills, just me and my little family.
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  Speaker A: Daughter. Yes. Beautiful.
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  Speaker E: And that's it. We're just gonna take a little getaway.
• 4:47
  Speaker A: So did your husband plan this or did you?
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  Speaker E: He did, yes.
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  Speaker A: Do you hear this? Take notes, fellas. Oh, my God, that's awesome. So do you usually do that for Mother's Day? It's like a new plan for you guys?
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  Speaker E: No, it's actually where we met, so. Because it's our first Mother's Day. He planned it.
• 5:02
  Speaker A: Freaking out. Hold him tight.
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  Speaker B: Yes.
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  Speaker A: I love that. Okay, so if you had to choose one item from Target to put in a giveaway basket, what would for yourself?
• 5:10
  Speaker E: I would choose the Love to Dream swaddle. When the baby's hands are up.
• 5:14
  Speaker A: They love it. My daughter loves it, so. They do love it. My son did love that. Did your kids love that? Yeah, they did, right? Okay, so that specific swaddle, what about for yourself? What would you put in the giveaway basket?
• 5:24
  Speaker E: For myself, A couple face masks.
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  Speaker A: Yeah. Any specific brands?
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  Speaker E: I'm big on the Medicube brand. That just came out, and I do believe Target just released it.
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  Speaker A: But did they?
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  Speaker E: Yeah.
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  Speaker A: Okay, we have to go buy it then. Well, thank you so much. It was so nice to meet you and happy Mother's Day. Thank you. You're welcome.
• 5:40
  Speaker B: Thank you.
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  Speaker A: Thank you for being on Mama Clock.
• 5:41
  Speaker B: Thank you.
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  Speaker A: You're welcome. Okay. We're trying to find moms in the wild, and we've gotten denied a few times, mostly because of their appearance, which I understand, but this is your sign to get ready before you leave the house. And we're also trying to find a dad, but gotten denied a few times from dads, too. And then they're not that many Target workers that are parents, but we did ask one, but she was an interested either. Why are you making that face?
• 6:07
  Speaker B: It's Mama Clock, and we're making a giveaway basket. I think I need an oalla. I really want one for myself, but I think in a giveaway, it'll be great. Which color? I think I love this one. This one. Okay. And we're gonna put it in nothing else than a little cute bog B. So cute. For summer. Moms would love it. Fill it up with water, wine, vodka, whatever you want. And we're gonna go shop for more stuff.
• 6:44
  Speaker A: Continuing on our giveaway journey. And we're picking out some items from Target. So now what we're gonna do is we just interviewed a few moms and
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  Speaker B: they were so funny, they were so cute.
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  Speaker A: And they gave us some items to choose for our giveaway. So we're gonna go and grab them and put them in our basket for a giveaway.
• 6:59
  Speaker B: Let's do it.
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  Speaker A: Let's do it.
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  Speaker C: Okay, come with me to find the last letter. Not the last letter from your lover. That's a different author. Let's see if they have it in stock.
• 7:08
  Speaker A: They usually do.
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  Speaker C: So unfortunately, they don't have the last letter book, but they do have People We Meet on Vacation by Emily Henry, which is a great summer read. And they also have the book out on the movie out on Netflix.
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  Speaker B: Oh, I love that movie. I saw that.
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  Speaker C: But the book is so much more detailed.
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  Speaker A: Of course.
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  Speaker B: It always.
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  Speaker C: And I love her outfits, by the way. There you go.
• 7:30
  Speaker B: Thank you so much. We're looking for a dad. Trying to find some daddies. There are no dads in Target at 11am on a Wednesday. Isn't that weird? Do they work?
• 7:40
  Speaker A: You will only find a dad here
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  Speaker B: with his wife dragging him miserable looking at plants. Okay, we see a dad in the Mother's day aisle looking for cards for his wife and mom. Gotta get em. Don't ever buy this for Dom. She hates these.
• 7:59
  Speaker A: I think it's time for Emily to be in a red polka dot bikini this summer. What do we think, dad? So we found a father in Target.
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  Speaker B: He's gonna show shoes.
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  Speaker A: He's a mysterious man. He doesn't want to be filmed. And we, we respect that. So with that being said, we're gonna ask him a few questions on his Mother's Day plans that he's planning for his wifey. And let me just tell you, this guy is old school. He doesn't even have on him right now, which is absolutely incredible. So anyway, I would love to ask you a few questions, if you don't mind. What are your plans for Mother's Day? And are you planning them yourself?
• 8:37
  Speaker F: No, my wife wants to go to her mother's house.
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  Speaker A: Okay.
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  Speaker F: Who lives about 65 miles from us.
• 8:44
  Speaker A: Okay.
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  Speaker F: So I respect her decision.
• 8:47
  Speaker A: And that's what you're doing.
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  Speaker F: We've been married so long that Mother's Day and Father's Day is just another day to us.
• 8:56
  Speaker A: But you appreciate her every day, I assume?
• 8:58
  Speaker F: Oh, absolutely.
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  Speaker A: I Love that. If you had to pick one gift for her in Target that she would absolutely love, what would it be?
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  Speaker F: I don't think Target has it.
• 9:09
  Speaker A: Chanel.
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  Speaker F: No, no, no. She's not.
• 9:13
  Speaker A: She's not.
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  Speaker F: Glitz and glammy high end stuff.
• 9:15
  Speaker A: What is she into? Her favorite product.
• 9:18
  Speaker F: Well, let's get off the the path of products. See what me and my wife both want. Money won't buy us.
• 9:27
  Speaker A: Wow. I'm gonna end on that note. That's beautiful. I hope you have an amazing day.
• 9:34
  Speaker F: Thank you very much.
• 9:35
  Speaker A: You're welcome.
• 9:35
  Speaker B: Very nice. Of course, I love a cozy set. Is this cozy? Yes. Husband's out there. Matching pajama sets. Moms love that. I don't know about stripes, but, like, this is nice.
• 9:49
  Speaker A: And you know what I want? Red lingerie in husbands wives. Sexy time. You need it.
• 10:02
  Speaker B: Does anyone else feel, like, super overwhelmed when they walk into Target? Because, like, I have a list of things that I need, and then when I walk in, I completely forget everything, and I see, oh, I need toilet paper, and I just, like, go off the the script completely. Look at that. That looks cool.
• 10:18
  Speaker A: Okay, next on our to do is the first aid beauty radiance pad. So let's go find them. I think it's right here. Okay, we're gonna get these. Brighten and Glow facial radiance pads. Cool.
• 10:36
  Speaker B: Oh, wait. I want to do this thing that influencers do. Did I do it right? Medicube Collagen night wrapping Mask. Sounds amazing. I might steal it, but in the bag it goes. I thought this was brand new, but this Ariana Grande cloud perfume. It smells like sex on the beach. Like, it just smells beautiful. It's like, light and airy, but sexy. And your husbands would love it. They would like your smell, and you would like it, so get it.
• 11:11
  Speaker A: Also, I'm just warning the dads out there and the husbands, don't forget your Mother's day card. I'm telling you right now, sometimes all we want is a card. Am I right?
• 11:23
  Speaker B: Mushy, gushy, Mushy, gushy. Tell me how much you love me. Tell me everything.
• 11:27
  Speaker A: Tell me you want to see me naked and that's that. All right, good. Get the cards.
• 11:32
  Speaker B: Okay, come this way. Follow me. I just saw something. Okay. For my sexy moms. Ky Jelly this, mon ami vibrator, if you want a night to yourself. Yes. I mean, not from Target, Adams and Eat, but, like, here we are.
• 11:50
  Speaker A: Can I just tell the husbands out there what would turn me on?
• 11:54
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 11:55
  Speaker A: Come here. See this section where you can make a kit for your cleaning ladies or for yourself. You buy the bucket, you buy the mop, you buy the toilet brusher. I mean, look at all these fun things. The toilet plungers. And put it in a basket and wrap it up with a bow. I would. And sponges. I think I'm gonna get one for myself right now. You know what I'm saying? This would turn me on. Cleaning supplies.
• 12:25
  Speaker B: And then get on your knees and you guys clean the house.
• 12:28
  Speaker A: Yeah. If you're like me. I'm a mug girly. Are you a mug girly?
• 12:33
  Speaker B: I'm like a Dunkin Donuts plastic.
• 12:35
  Speaker A: I, like, love a mug.
• 12:36
  Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, I like.
• 12:37
  Speaker A: So this is also a cute gift. I love a sentimental mug. And this one says Cool mom club. And it's trendy and cool, so I. I highly recommend putting that in the basket.
• 12:46
  Speaker B: Mama needs some coffee.
• 12:47
  Speaker A: Mama needs some coffee. Decaf if you're me.
• 12:51
  Speaker B: Not if you're me.
• 12:53
  Speaker A: Okay, let's go see what else they have over here. Oh, they have more. A Wallace. Oh, no, that's not. That's a fake. Oala. It says ello.
• 13:02
  Speaker B: Fake and a phony, and I don't want to hear it.
• 13:04
  Speaker A: Fake and a phony got cute. These little.
• 13:06
  Speaker B: Oh, but maybe should I get a fake one because it's cheaper. If you're a mom like me and your kids live for a lemonade stand, I would love something like this. I can make a pitcher, and then my kids and I can just do lemonade stands, and it would cute. Easy. And you can also make sangria. And where are we?
• 13:24
  Speaker A: No.
• 13:28
  Speaker B: Oh, we're at Target.
• 13:32
  Speaker A: She just repeated everything I just said. I can't. Okay, wait. Last thing I'll say on this. The cup trend. I love a trendy cup. And look how cute these new cups are in at Target. Are they?
• 13:52
  Speaker B: Those are so cute.
• 13:53
  Speaker A: They're roses. And then there's baseballs. Look how cute. There's baseball theme. Cowboy.
• 13:58
  Speaker B: I do not like a poodle, but.
• 14:00
  Speaker A: Oh, it's a poodle and a shark. And then these are crabs, like, for summer. And a pineapple. So cute.
• 14:06
  Speaker B: Put that pineapple upside down. Swinger.
• 14:10
  Speaker A: Okay, so this is all cute summer vibe. So if you. We're trending towards the summer, and I highly recommend those kind of cups if you're doing a theme party.
• 14:17
  Speaker B: Want a bowl? I just want bow.
• 14:19
  Speaker A: I would dominate a bowl. This section? Yeah, like, I would dominate this section. Like Mother's Day. Buy me all. All of this. Come on, Keep coming. All of this. I want it all, even at the bottom here. And this is all at your local target. I mean, why wouldn't you buy a ball?
• 14:42
  Speaker B: I see something.
• 14:44
  Speaker A: Oh, cute.
• 14:44
  Speaker B: That looks cute. Very cute. Do you know what actually is a really good Mother's Day gift? So for you sport, girly moms that have to do tailgating or picnic moms, something like this. A cute little picnic blanket. It's washable. It's good. It's cute. They have a bunch of them. Magnolia. We love magnolia. The brand. Love it.
• 15:08
  Speaker A: I'm so over the flowers. I mean, think a little bit more than buying your wife or your mother of your children flowers. I mean, I'd rather not flowers. You.
• 15:19
  Speaker B: I mean. Yeah, I just kill them. Honestly.
• 15:23
  Speaker A: I mean, they die. Flowers die.
• 15:25
  Speaker B: Flowers die.
• 15:26
  Speaker A: Diamond earrings.
• 15:27
  Speaker B: Don't they live on forever? Get us out of here. We can't spend any more money.
• 15:33
  Speaker A: I can.
• 15:34
  Speaker B: I can't. Are you recording this? I'm so scared.
• 15:38
  Speaker A: Okay, so we just finished buying our.
• 15:41
  Speaker B: I hope you walk into something.
• 15:43
  Speaker A: You do.
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  Speaker B: You're gonna.
• 15:44
  Speaker A: And we're so excited to give away this Mother's Day present. And we hope everyone has an amazing Mother's Day. And we're so happy that you joined us on this target run for the best holiday of the year.
• 15:58
  Speaker B: This was kind of fun. Maybe we'll do it again. Ta, ta for now.
• 16:02
  Speaker A: Mama Clock loves you.