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Fast Five Shorts | A Rockin' Rollerblading Lightning Round · Omni Talk Retail

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  Chris.
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  The
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  home
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  owned
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  by
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  the
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  man
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  who
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  invented
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  rollerblades
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  is
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  now
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  up
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  for
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  sale
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  in
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  Bloomington,
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  Minnesota,
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  for
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  575,000.
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  It
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  comes
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  complete
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  with
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  a
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  silo
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  bachelor
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  pad.
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  And
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  atop
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  the
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  silo,
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  Chris,
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  is
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  a
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  rooftop
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  observation
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  deck.
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  I
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  feel
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  like
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  I'm
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  reading
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  the
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  prices
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  right
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  right
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  now.
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  Is
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  that
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  a
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  silo
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  like
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  a.
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  Like
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  a
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  grain
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  silver
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  silo?
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  Yes.
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  The
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  founder
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  of
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  rollerblades
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  was
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  inspired
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  by
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  silos
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  that
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  he
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  saw
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  in
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  pastures
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  of.
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  Of
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  fields
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  down
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  in
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  northern
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  Minnesota.
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  So
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  as
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  one
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  does,
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  there
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  is.
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  As
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  one
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  there
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  is
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  an
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  actual
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  silo.
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  Chris,
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  I
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  want
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  to
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  know
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  when
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  was
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  the
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  last
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  time,
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  if
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  ever,
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  that
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  you
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  rollerbladed?
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  Oh,
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  my
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  God.
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  That's
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  such
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  a
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  great
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  question.
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  And
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  I
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  remember
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  the
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  year
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  like
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  it
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  was
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  yesterday,
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  actually.
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  Ad
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  because.
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  Very
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  memorable
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  experience.
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  It
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  was
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  1996,
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  summer
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  between
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  freshman
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  and
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  sophomore
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  year
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  at
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  Stanford.
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  Was
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  back
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  home
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  in
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  Arizona.
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  And
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  I
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  used
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  to
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  strap
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  on
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  the
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  blades,
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  the
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  D
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  pads,
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  the
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  elbow
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  pads,
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  the
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  wr.
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  Oh,
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  my
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  God,
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  the
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  neighborhood
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  for
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  exercise
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  every
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  single
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  day.
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  And
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  I
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  will
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  add,
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  and
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  usually.
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  Usually
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  I
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  was
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  alone.
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  That
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  does
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  not
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  surprise
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  me.
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  I
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  really.
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  I
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  want.
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  I
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  want
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  Mary
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  to
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  find
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  us
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  a
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  photo
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  of
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  you
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  rollerblading
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  through
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  the
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  hills
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  of
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  Arizona.
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  What
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  color
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  were
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  your
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  rollerblades?
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  Were
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  they,
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  like,
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  hot
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  pink?
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  No,
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  but
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  they
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  were
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  purple.
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  That's
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  so
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  good.
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  That's
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  so
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  good.
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  That's
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  such
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  a
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  good
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  thing.
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  Yeah.
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  Rollerblades
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  are
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  always
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  weird
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  colors,
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  weren't
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  they?
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  All
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  right,
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  all
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  right,
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  next
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  one.
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  Targets
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  really
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  hot
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  Santa.
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  Ad
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  campaign
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  was
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  getting
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  quite
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  the
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  buzz
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  last
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  week.
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  Are
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  you
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  pro
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  or
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  con?
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  The
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  ad
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  campaign
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  or
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  said
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  another
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  way.
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  Would
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  you
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  like
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  to
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  ride
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  in
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  Santa's
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  sleigh
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  tonight?
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  And,
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  I
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  mean,
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  Chris
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  is
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  kind
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  of
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  my
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  type.
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  I
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  like
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  a.
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  I
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  like
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  a
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  salt
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  and
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  peppery
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  beard
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  and
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  whatever,
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  but
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  I
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  don't
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  get
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  what
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  the
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  big
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  deal
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  is.
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  Like.
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  So
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  Santa's
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  a
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  zaddy
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  this
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  year.
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  That's
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  cool,
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  right?
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  Like,
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  I
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  don't
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  understand
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  what
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  the
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  big
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  deal
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  is,
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  I
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  guess
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  I
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  think
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  he.
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  Looks
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  like
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  Ryan
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  Fitzpatrick,
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  but.
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  Yeah,
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  I
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  don't
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  know.
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  I
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  don't
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  know.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  Target
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  will
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  take
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  all
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  the
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  buzz
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  it
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  can
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  get
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  this
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  week,
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  Right?
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  And
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  Target
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  will
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  take
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  any
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  buzz
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  it
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  can
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  get
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  right
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  after
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  today's
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  earnings
• 2:08
  announcement.
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  Whoa.
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  All
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  right,
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  Chris,
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  let's
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  go
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  to
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  question
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  number
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  three.
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  Amazon
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  said
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  on
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  Tuesday
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  that
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  it
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  will
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  let
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  Amazon
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  Music
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  unlimited
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  subscribers
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  access
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  one
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  audiobook
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  per
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  month
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  from
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  Audible's
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  catalog
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  for
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  free.
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  I
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  want
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  to
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  know,
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  will
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  this
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  be
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  enough
• 2:22
  to
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  convert
• 2:22
  you
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  from
• 2:23
  physical
• 2:23
  books
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  like
• 2:24
  the
• 2:24
  giant
• 2:25
  monstrosities
• 2:25
  I've
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  seen
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  you
• 2:26
  bring
• 2:26
  on
• 2:26
  planes
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  into
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  audiobooks?
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  Chris,
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  Absolutely
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  not.
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  No
• 2:31
  way.
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  No
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  way
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  in
• 2:32
  hell.
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  And
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  Nothing,
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  nothing
• 2:33
  competes
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  with
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  the
• 2:34
  joy
• 2:34
  I
• 2:34
  get
• 2:35
  from
• 2:35
  reading
• 2:35
  a
• 2:36
  physical
• 2:36
  book,
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  closing
• 2:37
  it
• 2:38
  and
• 2:38
  staring
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  at
• 2:39
  the
• 2:39
  front
• 2:39
  cover.
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  I
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  just
• 2:40
  love
• 2:40
  doing
• 2:40
  that.
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  It
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  just
• 2:41
  gives
• 2:41
  me
• 2:41
  some
• 2:42
  innate
• 2:42
  like,
• 2:42
  feeling
• 2:43
  of
• 2:43
  joy
• 2:43
  and
• 2:44
  happiness.
• 2:44
  It's
• 2:44
  like
• 2:45
  such
• 2:45
  an
• 2:45
  accomplishment
• 2:46
  when
• 2:46
  you,
• 2:46
  when
• 2:46
  you
• 2:46
  close
• 2:47
  that
• 2:47
  book,
• 2:47
  you
• 2:47
  stare
• 2:47
  at
• 2:47
  and
• 2:48
  you're
• 2:48
  like,
• 2:48
  yeah,
• 2:48
  I
• 2:49
  just
• 2:49
  read
• 2:49
  you,
• 2:49
  I
• 2:50
  took
• 2:50
  you
• 2:50
  to
• 2:50
  town,
• 2:50
  you
• 2:51
  know
• 2:51
  what
• 2:51
  I
• 2:51
  mean?
• 2:51
  Like,
• 2:53
  I
• 2:54
  dominated
• 2:54
  you.
• 2:55
  Yeah,
• 2:55
  I
• 2:56
  just
• 2:56
  read
• 2:56
  dominated.
• 2:57
  That's,
• 2:57
  that's
• 2:57
  the
• 2:57
  type
• 2:58
  of
• 2:58
  experience
• 2:58
  I
• 2:58
  have
• 2:58
  with
• 2:59
  great
• 2:59
  American
• 2:59
  literature
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  and,
• 3:00
  or
• 3:00
  literature
• 3:01
  in
• 3:01
  general,
• 3:01
  I
• 3:01
  should
• 3:01
  say.
• 3:02
  All
• 3:02
  right,
• 3:02
  last
• 3:03
  one.
• 3:03
  Pepsi's
• 3:03
  latest
• 3:03
  ad
• 3:04
  campaign,
• 3:04
  Undercover
• 3:05
  Cups,
• 3:05
  a
• 3:05
  send
• 3:06
  up
• 3:06
  of
• 3:06
  undercover
• 3:07
  cops
• 3:07
  has
• 3:08
  Pepsi
• 3:08
  agents
• 3:08
  barging
• 3:09
  into
• 3:09
  locations
• 3:10
  of
• 3:10
  the
• 3:10
  three
• 3:10
  largest
• 3:11
  US
• 3:11
  burger
• 3:12
  chains,
• 3:12
  McDonald's,
• 3:12
  Burger
• 3:13
  King
• 3:13
  and
• 3:13
  Wendy's,
• 3:14
  to
• 3:14
  snag
• 3:15
  customers
• 3:15
  drinks
• 3:16
  and
• 3:16
  replace
• 3:16
  them
• 3:16
  with
• 3:17
  Pepsi.
• 3:17
  It's
• 3:18
  a,
• 3:18
  it's
• 3:18
  a
• 3:18
  great
• 3:18
  watch
• 3:18
  too.
• 3:19
  I
• 3:19
  watched
• 3:19
  it
• 3:19
  the
• 3:19
  other
• 3:19
  day.
• 3:19
  It's
• 3:20
  some
• 3:20
  great,
• 3:21
  some
• 3:21
  great
• 3:21
  video
• 3:21
  footage.
• 3:22
  So.
• 3:22
  And
• 3:22
  I
• 3:22
  might
• 3:23
  have
• 3:23
  asked
• 3:23
  you
• 3:23
  this
• 3:23
  question
• 3:24
  before,
• 3:24
  but
• 3:24
  I
• 3:24
  did
• 3:25
  not
• 3:25
  remember
• 3:25
  the
• 3:25
  answer.
• 3:25
  So
• 3:25
  I'm
• 3:26
  going
• 3:26
  to
• 3:26
  ask
• 3:26
  you
• 3:26
  it
• 3:26
  again.
• 3:27
  When
• 3:27
  was
• 3:27
  the
• 3:28
  last
• 3:28
  time
• 3:28
  you
• 3:28
  actually
• 3:29
  remember
• 3:29
  ordering
• 3:30
  a
• 3:30
  Pepsi?
• 3:31
  Like
• 3:32
  actually
• 3:32
  ask
• 3:33
  for
• 3:33
  a
• 3:33
  Pepsi?
• 3:34
  When
• 3:35
  I
• 3:35
  ordered
• 3:35
  a
• 3:35
  Diet
• 3:36
  Coke
• 3:36
  and
• 3:37
  they
• 3:37
  were
• 3:37
  like,
• 3:38
  we
• 3:38
  don't.
• 3:38
  No,
• 3:38
  no,
• 3:38
  no,
• 3:39
  no.
• 3:39
  I'm
• 3:39
  talking
• 3:39
  like,
• 3:40
  no,
• 3:40
  no.
• 3:41
  And
• 3:41
  I
• 3:41
  said,
• 3:41
  I'll
• 3:41
  take
• 3:41
  a
• 3:41
  Diet
• 3:42
  Pepsi.
• 3:43
  Okay,
• 3:44
  so
• 3:44
  you
• 3:44
  ordered
• 3:44
  a
• 3:44
  Diet.
• 3:45
  No,
• 3:45
  but
• 3:45
  that's
• 3:45
  like.
• 3:45
  But
• 3:46
  you
• 3:46
  didn't
• 3:46
  want,
• 3:46
  you
• 3:46
  wanted
• 3:46
  the
• 3:47
  Diet
• 3:47
  Coke.
• 3:47
  When
• 3:47
  did
• 3:48
  you
• 3:48
  first
• 3:48
  and
• 3:48
  foremost
• 3:49
  ask
• 3:49
  for
• 3:49
  a
• 3:50
  Pepsi?
• 3:51
  Not
• 3:51
  only
• 3:51
  in
• 3:52
  that
• 3:52
  scenario.
• 3:52
  When
• 3:53
  I
• 3:53
  have
• 3:53
  to.
• 3:53
  You've
• 3:54
  never
• 3:54
  asked
• 3:54
  for
• 3:54
  a
• 3:54
  Pepsi
• 3:55
  ever?
• 3:55
  Not
• 3:55
  that
• 3:55
  I
• 3:56
  can
• 3:56
  ever
• 3:56
  recall.
• 3:57
  I
• 3:57
  mean,
• 3:57
  I
• 3:57
  don't.
• 3:57
  Wow.
• 3:58
  It's
• 3:59
  never
• 3:59
  been,
• 4:00
  we've
• 4:01
  never
• 4:01
  been
• 4:01
  a
• 4:01
  Pepsi
• 4:02
  family.
• 4:02
  Like,
• 4:02
  we
• 4:03
  were
• 4:03
  always
• 4:03
  a
• 4:03
  Coke
• 4:04
  family.
• 4:04
  So.
• 4:05
  Wow.
• 4:05
  I
• 4:06
  couldn't
• 4:06
  even
• 4:06
  tell
• 4:07
  you
• 4:07
  the
• 4:07
  last
• 4:07
  time
• 4:07
  I
• 4:07
  asked,
• 4:08
  I
• 4:08
  asked
• 4:09
  or
• 4:09
  requested
• 4:09
  a
• 4:09
  Pepsi.
• 4:10
  It
• 4:10
  was
• 4:11
  only
• 4:11
  by
• 4:12
  default
• 4:12
  when
• 4:12
  they're
• 4:12
  like,
• 4:12
  we
• 4:13
  don't
• 4:13
  have
• 4:13
  Diet
• 4:13
  Coke.
• 4:14
  Is
• 4:14
  Diet
• 4:14
  Pepsi
• 4:15
  okay?
• 4:15
  And
• 4:15
  I'm
• 4:15
  like,
• 4:15
  I'll
• 4:16
  have
• 4:16
  a
• 4:16
  Diet
• 4:16
  Pepsi
• 4:17
  then.
• 4:17
  Really?
• 4:18
  Wow.
• 4:19
  Wow.
• 4:19
  So
• 4:20
  you,
• 4:20
  are
• 4:20
  you
• 4:20
  old
• 4:21
  enough
• 4:21
  to
• 4:21
  have
• 4:21
  taken
• 4:21
  the
• 4:21
  Pepsi
• 4:22
  Challenge?
• 4:23
  Yeah.
• 4:23
  Yes,
• 4:24
  you
• 4:24
  did.
• 4:24
  You
• 4:25
  remember
• 4:25
  taking
• 4:25
  the
• 4:25
  Pepsi
• 4:26
  Challenge?
• 4:26
  I
• 4:26
  remember
• 4:27
  doing
• 4:27
  the
• 4:27
  Pepsi
• 4:27
  Challenge.
• 4:28
  I
• 4:28
  think
• 4:28
  it
• 4:28
  was
• 4:28
  like
• 4:28
  in
• 4:29
  grade
• 4:29
  school
• 4:30
  and
• 4:30
  they
• 4:31
  put
• 4:31
  them
• 4:31
  out
• 4:31
  and
• 4:32
  that
• 4:32
  was
• 4:32
  like,
• 4:32
  hey,
• 4:32
  we're
• 4:32
  going
• 4:33
  to
• 4:33
  do
• 4:33
  the
• 4:33
  Pepsi
• 4:33
  Challenge.
• 4:34
  And
• 4:34
  you're
• 4:34
  like,
• 4:34
  I'm
• 4:34
  all
• 4:35
  in
• 4:35
  on
• 4:35
  Coke.
• 4:35
  You
• 4:35
  still
• 4:36
  are
• 4:36
  all
• 4:36
  in
• 4:36
  Coke?
• 4:37
  I
• 4:37
  think
• 4:37
  so.
• 4:38
  Sorry.
• 4:38
  Oh,
• 4:39
  sorry.
• 4:39
  See,
• 4:39
  I
• 4:39
  went
• 4:39
  through
• 4:39
  a
• 4:40
  five
• 4:40
  year
• 4:40
  period
• 4:40
  where
• 4:40
  I
• 4:41
  was
• 4:41
  like
• 4:41
  big
• 4:41
  into
• 4:41
  Pepsi.
• 4:42
  Like
• 4:42
  I
• 4:42
  liked
• 4:42
  Pepsi.
• 4:43
  Coke.
• 4:43
  Yeah.
• 4:44
  I
• 4:44
  mean,
• 4:44
  I
• 4:44
  guess
• 4:45
  I
• 4:45
  guess
• 4:45
  there's.
• 4:46
  There
• 4:46
  is,
• 4:46
  like,
• 4:46
  if
• 4:46
  we're
• 4:47
  going
• 4:47
  to
• 4:47
  go
• 4:47
  deep
• 4:47
  on
• 4:47
  this,
• 4:48
  I
• 4:48
  do
• 4:48
  think
• 4:48
  that
• 4:49
  I
• 4:50
  typically
• 4:50
  drink
• 4:51
  Diet
• 4:51
  Coke,
• 4:52
  and
• 4:52
  I
• 4:52
  think
• 4:52
  Diet
• 4:52
  Pepsi
• 4:53
  is
• 4:53
  a
• 4:53
  substitute
• 4:53
  for
• 4:54
  Diet
• 4:54
  Coke.
• 4:54
  No
• 4:55
  way.
• 4:55
  Pepsi
• 4:56
  on
• 4:56
  its
• 4:56
  own
• 4:56
  is
• 4:56
  okay,
• 4:57
  but
• 4:57
  I
• 4:57
  just.
• 4:58
  That's,
• 4:58
  like,
• 4:58
  never
• 4:58
  a
• 4:59
  cola
• 5:00
  like
• 5:00
  that.
• 5:00
  I.
• 5:01
  I
• 5:01
  don't
• 5:01
  go
• 5:01
  to
• 5:01
  cola
• 5:02
  in
• 5:02
  that
• 5:02
  way,
• 5:03
  I
• 5:03
  guess.
• 5:03
  Yeah.
• 5:04
  Yeah.
• 5:04
  I
• 5:04
  can't
• 5:04
  remember
• 5:04
  the
• 5:05
  last
• 5:05
  time
• 5:05
  I've
• 5:05
  heard
• 5:05
  somebody
• 5:06
  order
• 5:06
  a
• 5:06
  Pepsi.
• 5:07
  Like,
• 5:07
  can
• 5:07
  I
• 5:07
  have
• 5:07
  a
• 5:07
  Pepsi,
• 5:08
  like,
• 5:08
  anywhere
• 5:08
  in
• 5:08
  my
• 5:08
  par
• 5:09
  land?
• 5:09
  So,
• 5:09
  so
• 5:10
  good
• 5:10
  for
• 5:10
  them
• 5:10
  for
• 5:10
  trying
• 5:10
  to
• 5:11
  go
• 5:12
  undercover
• 5:12
  cups
• 5:12
  and
• 5:13
  show
• 5:13
  the
• 5:13
  great
• 5:13
  taste
• 5:14
  that
• 5:14
  Pepsi
• 5:14
  potentially
• 5:15
  does
• 5:15
  have.