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#0133_ STORY INSPIRE: Fallout, Podcasters & “Turning Yourself In” Election · INSPIRE STORY

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. We
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Speaker 1: are excited to be here.
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Speaker 2: We ended up in Miami for the week, so we
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Speaker 2: have a nice little studio here in Miami.
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Speaker 1: These people have let us use the studio, and we
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Speaker 1: will put their information in The description of the episode,
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Speaker 1: if you were in Miami and you want to record
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Speaker 1: a podcast, you should do it here.
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Speaker 2: Now, are you going to be in Miami? No.
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Speaker 1: You're not going to be here, and you don't have
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Speaker 1: a podcast, and you don't have any money to pay
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Speaker 1: them to rent the space because the podcast you have
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Speaker 1: doesn't earn any money, and none of that's my fault.
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Speaker 1: So what this is called is an empty gesture. I'm
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Speaker 1: saying a nice thing that has no bearing on your life.
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Speaker 2: It never will. You'll never be here doing this.
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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. But I'm saying it because it makes
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Speaker 1: the people here feel good, and it makes me feel good.
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Speaker 2: It's nothing for me to say it. It just means nothing.
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Speaker 1: And it's just like the reactions that many of you
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Speaker 1: are having to this election, they ultimately mean nothing.
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Speaker 2: They don't mean anything.
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Speaker 1: I appreciate that people are unhappy. I understand that you're upset.
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Speaker 1: Do you need to post the suicide hotline? Do you
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Speaker 1: think that's appropriate? Do you think it is appropriate to
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Speaker 1: take time away from people who are genuinely suicidal? There
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Speaker 1: are people that have been suicidal for months or years
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Speaker 1: that utilize that service because.
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Speaker 2: They want to check out.
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Speaker 1: And you're calling it the day after the election because
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Speaker 1: you're upset. That's not what a helpline is for. A helpline,
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Speaker 1: I don't know if people need to hear this. A
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Speaker 1: helpline is not for people being upset over a presidential election.
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Speaker 2: That's not what it's for.
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Speaker 1: It's for people who have genuine problems that are going
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Speaker 1: to jump off a bridge and or take too many pills,
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Speaker 1: or end it with maybe a firearm.
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Speaker 2: I don't know. That is who it's for.
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Speaker 1: It's not for you because you are upset about the
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Speaker 1: outcome of the presidential election. Also, when you see the
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Speaker 1: helplines that people are sharing, you can see why the
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Speaker 1: election went the way it did.
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Speaker 2: Because it's not one helpline. Why unite?
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Speaker 1: It's 17 helplines. If you are a BIPOC person, call this.
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Speaker 1: If you are Southeast Asian and trans, call that one.
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Speaker 1: If you are a Quaker, call.
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Speaker 2: There's too much going on with the helplines. I don't understand.
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Speaker 2: They're like, why did we lose? Why did we lose?
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Speaker 1: Anyway, here's 27 suicide hotlines that correspond to every single
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Speaker 1: thing about yourself. If you are non-binary and Scottish, call
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Speaker 1: this line because they are well-versed in the non-binary community
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Speaker 1: in Scotland so they can handle this Do you understand
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Speaker 1: how silly it all is? How silly it looks to people?
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Speaker 1: And I know people are angry. You can be angry.
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Speaker 1: You can be sad. You can be mad. These are
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Speaker 1: all emotions that you can have. And you can be
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Speaker 1: fired up. And that's all good. These are all good things.
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Speaker 1: These are all good things. It is curious to post this.
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Speaker 1: the hotline and then say you're at your breaking point
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Speaker 1: and then 13 minutes, I counted later, post a tasting
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Speaker 1: menu from a five-star restaurant that you were attending for
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Speaker 1: your friend's birthday. That is curious behavior. Obviously, the election
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Speaker 1: happened last week. We don't have a result yet. We
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Speaker 1: think Trump won?
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Speaker 2: We don't know.
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Speaker 1: And people are mad and comedians are mad. And comedians
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Speaker 1: are mad because Donald Trump and J.D. Vance went on podcasts.
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Speaker 2: And had they not done that, had they not done that,
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Speaker 2: It may have been different. This generational.
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Speaker 1: Rebuke of everything that the Democratic Party has stood for,
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Speaker 1: we're going to blame losing the Senate, the presidency, and
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Speaker 1: most likely the House.
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Speaker 2: We're going to blame that on four or five podcasters.
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Speaker 2: You get it?
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Speaker 1: People with podcasts. They're the ones who are at fault.
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Speaker 1: Everything went down in flames across the board. Donald Trump
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Speaker 1: won every swing state and gained with every demographic, including Latinos, blacks.
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Speaker 1: Across the board, he did incredibly well. Kamala did not
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Speaker 1: outdo Biden in any of the states. Most of the
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Speaker 1: ballot measures that were, for example, in California, things like
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Speaker 1: bringing back harsher penalties for looting.
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Speaker 2: A store.
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Speaker 1: Or a flash mob running in and grabbing stuff, Most
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Speaker 1: of those ballot measures passed. The liberal DA, George Gascon
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Speaker 1: in California, was replaced with a guy named Nathan Hotchman,
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Speaker 1: something like that. He promised to bring back stiffer penalties
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Speaker 1: for crime.
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Speaker 2: People across the board, Oakland, Oakland, where people are insane.
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Speaker 1: There recalled, I believe the mayor, they went more right wing.
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Speaker 1: In Oakland, they went more right wing. And it's the
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Speaker 1: fault of a few podcasters. I can't, I can't. That's
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Speaker 1: the lesson to be learned here. Every single thing that
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Speaker 1: you wanted to happen did not happen. Every single thing
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Speaker 1: across the board, the people of Oakland, the conservative people
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Speaker 1: of Oakland decided that they wanted to have a functioning society.
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Speaker 1: That's what happened in the election, by the way, whether
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Speaker 1: you like it or not, people decided they wanted a
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Speaker 1: functioning society. They said, I would like society to function.
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Speaker 1: And And for that, you're saying they are racist Nazis
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Speaker 1: and they're dangerous. And it's the fault of a few
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Speaker 1: people with podcasts. Now, by the way, I want to
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Speaker 1: send a message out there to comedians that are upset
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Speaker 1: about this.
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Speaker 2: You can also have a podcast.
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Speaker 1: This is something that many people, I guess, are unaware of.
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Speaker 1: You can also start a podcast. There is not one
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Speaker 1: law on the books preventing you from starting a podcast
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Speaker 1: and making it successful.
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Speaker 2: You can do it.
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Speaker 1: You are absolutely within your rights, well within them, to
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Speaker 1: start a podcast and have it be very successful and
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Speaker 1: then bring on any candidate you want and talk with them.
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Speaker 1: But the same reason that many of you guys don't
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Speaker 1: have a podcast is the same reason that Kamala Harris
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Speaker 1: would not go on Joe Rogan. Because Kamala Harris was
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Speaker 1: depending on the institutional media to elevate her campaign in
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Speaker 1: the same way that many of you have depended on
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Speaker 1: the institutional structures within the entertainment business to give you
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Speaker 1: a career. So when everybody was going on the internet
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Speaker 1: and building podcasts and making sketches and being independent and
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Speaker 1: getting a fan base, many of you guys were sitting
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Speaker 1: there waiting for your pilot to get picked up or
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Speaker 1: to get a writing job.
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Speaker 2: And you were betting on.
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Speaker 1: The institutions, the same institutions who said a couple of
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Speaker 1: years later they wanted to replace you with AI.
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Speaker 2: Those guys, those institutions.
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Speaker 1: And you wanted to make sure that you didn't go
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Speaker 1: on a podcast and say anything offensive because God forbid
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Speaker 1: somebody at one of those institutions that you were all
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Speaker 1: depending on who now want to replace you with AI.
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Speaker 1: You wanted to make sure that none of them were offended,
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Speaker 1: not any of those executives in their 10,000 square foot
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Speaker 1: homes in Malibu. You did not want them to see
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Speaker 1: a tweet or hear something you said on a podcast
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Speaker 1: that was offensive.
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Speaker 2: So you stayed away from the Internet. You huddled and
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Speaker 2: you hunkered down and you said, fuck it, I'm waiting.
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Speaker 2: for the good people at Comcast or wherever to give
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Speaker 2: me a job and listen cool fine But nobody prevented
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Speaker 2: you from having a podcast. Nobody prevented you from getting
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Speaker 2: a fan base on the internet. And certainly nobody prevented
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Speaker 2: you from having Tim Walz or Kamala Harris on that podcast.
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Speaker 2: Nobody prevented anybody from going on any podcast. In fact,
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Speaker 2: Kamala had a standing offer to go on Joe Rogan.
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Speaker 2: She would not show up to Austin and sit there
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Speaker 2: for two hours. She wanted Joe Rogan to fly to
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Speaker 2: her and sit there for 45 minutes where she could
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Speaker 2: give tightly scripted answers to questions that he would bring up.
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Speaker 1: And Joe Rogan, who's a friend of mine, was not...
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Speaker 1: trying to do a gotcha thing.
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Speaker 2: Nobody did. None of the podcast interviews with politicians are
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Speaker 2: gotcha interviews.
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Speaker 1: That's not what a podcast is. A podcast is a
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Speaker 1: conversation between two people. You watch my interview with J.D. Vance,
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Speaker 1: you leave it going, oh, I know what he believes.
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Speaker 1: I have a good idea of what he's putting forward
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Speaker 1: as his beliefs, and that's going to guide and shape
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Speaker 1: the things he does. But You know, it's not an
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Speaker 1: interview where you're trying to embarrass somebody or call them out.
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Speaker 1: And that's not what Joe was trying to do with
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Speaker 1: Kamala at all. He wanted to sit there and talk
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Speaker 1: with her. Now, the problem is if you don't have
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Speaker 1: any deeply held beliefs.
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Speaker 1: That might come out over two hours on the Joe
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Speaker 1: Rogan experience. If you don't believe in anything except your
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Speaker 1: own advancement, that might come out in two hours. There
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Speaker 1: was a reason that her people told her not to
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Speaker 1: do that interview.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what that reason is, but.
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Speaker 1: I can imagine they said, we don't want you sitting
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Speaker 1: there unscripted for two hours. We don't know what will happen.
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Speaker 1: But nobody prevented her from doing it. This is her choice.
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Speaker 1: That was the campaign's choice. In the same way that
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Speaker 1: every comedian has a choice to do something online or not.
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Speaker 1: you can do a, you don't have to do a podcast.
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Speaker 1: Nobody's prevented, but I've never looked at comedians that disagree
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Speaker 1: with me and say that they are less of a
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Speaker 1: comic or that they are dangerous. Mark Maron had a
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Speaker 1: show on air America for many years. He had one
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Speaker 1: of the most successful podcasts in the world and still does.
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Speaker 1: I think he's a hilarious comedian. And I don't think
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Speaker 1: because me and him would disagree on things that he's
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Speaker 1: less of a comedian or less of a person or whatever.
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Speaker 1: You know, I don't, I don't understand where that comes from.
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Speaker 1: I don't understand where that comes from. And this idea
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Speaker 1: of all these podcasts, they're right-wing, these podcasts. We came
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Speaker 1: through a period of time where the prevailing wisdom in
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Speaker 1: the comedy community was that people that didn't line up
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Speaker 1: 100% with the ideology that was emanating from universities or
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Speaker 1: from the larger media institutions and from the entertainment business,
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Speaker 1: if you did not line up with that ideology 100%,
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Speaker 1: you paid a price for it. You paid a financial
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Speaker 1: price and a social price for it. And a lot
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Speaker 1: of the people that were unwilling to line up with
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Speaker 1: that ideology had to be on the internet. There was
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Speaker 1: no other choice. Many of them didn't get work. Many
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Speaker 1: of them were prevented or the things that they could
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Speaker 1: do they didn't have an interest in doing because they
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Speaker 1: didn't want to feel that they were being controlled. or
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Speaker 1: stymied in any way so they want it to be
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Speaker 1: on the internet. I'm one of the people that want
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Speaker 1: it to be on the internet. I enjoy it and
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Speaker 1: I have fun and I talk shit and I say
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Speaker 1: what I want and people can like it or not
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Speaker 1: like it, it doesn't matter.
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Speaker 2: But if you take away from this historic beating, this complete,
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Speaker 2: you know, stunning, I thought he would win but not
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Speaker 2: in the way that he won. Like, if your takeaway
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Speaker 2: here is that somehow the rejection of everything that you.
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Speaker 1: Believe is Theo Vaughn's fault, you're insane. And you'll never
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Speaker 1: win anything ever again. You have to meet people where
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Speaker 1: they are. You cannot always drag people to you. Everyone's racist.
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Speaker 1: Everyone's homophobic. Everyone's transphobic. Everyone's a misogynist. Everyone hates you.
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Speaker 1: How do you make it through the day? How do
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Speaker 1: you get up every day? Everyone's hating you all the time.
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Speaker 1: There's so much energy to hate you. Everyone hates you.
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Speaker 2: And everybody's trying to get you and kill you.
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Speaker 1: Every minute of the day. You're getting coffee, and you've
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Speaker 1: got to look around because they're coming. It's deeply paranoid
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Speaker 1: to believe that people care about you that much, that
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Speaker 1: they're sitting around their homes hating you, trying to kill
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Speaker 1: you or make your life harder. There are certainly people
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Speaker 1: that don't like you or don't agree with you and
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Speaker 1: maybe don't want you to have certain rights or maybe
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Speaker 1: they don't want you to have a platform. And this
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Speaker 1: goes every which way. And there's people that hate everybody.
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Speaker 1: And it's perfectly legal in America to sit around in
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Speaker 1: your home not liking other people, hating them, being jealous
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Speaker 1: of them, being envious of them, wanting them to be
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Speaker 1: less happy, less free.
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Speaker 2: This is not a new thing.
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Speaker 1: But when you talk about an election, you have to
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Speaker 1: provide policies that people actually care about. You cannot run
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Speaker 1: a campaign on the word joy when people cannot afford food.
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Speaker 1: You cannot run a campaign on the word joy when
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Speaker 1: people cannot afford food. Do you understand that? Have you
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Speaker 1: lost your fucking mind? It doesn't make any goddamn sense.
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Speaker 2: Joyful work is good work, and good work is joyful work,
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Speaker 2: and people are going, I don't have any money. You
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Speaker 2: cannot bring Oprah out, who's a billionaire, and Will.i.am, who's rapping,
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Speaker 2: and then have these awkward white college kids who can
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Speaker 2: barely move trying to dance. This is not a well-thought-out thing.
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Speaker 2: It's the podcast. They never went on the... Stop it.
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Speaker 2: It's embarrassing.
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Speaker 1: You have to have some sense of humility in this time.
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Speaker 2: I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you.
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Speaker 2: I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm trying to help you.
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Speaker 2: You have to have a sense of humility in this time.
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Speaker 2: We've all been badly beaten. I've been badly beaten. many
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Speaker 2: times in many things.
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Speaker 1: And the way that you're supposed to handle it is
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Speaker 1: to have some grace and to go, wow.
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Speaker 2: We fucked that one up. Bad move. That wasn't great.
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Speaker 2: That was not ideal.
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Speaker 1: Lying about Biden's mental capacity and Kamala's in and, you know,
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Speaker 1: she was like the least popular candidate ever. And she
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Speaker 1: tried her best. By the way, I think Kamala Harris
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Speaker 1: did a pretty good job. She did a pretty good job. Really, truly,
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Speaker 1: for somebody who doesn't have core beliefs or any policies
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Speaker 1: or any opinions, she did a good job running for president.
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Speaker 2: She ran for president.
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Speaker 1: You got to think about this because I'm kind of
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Speaker 1: impressed by it. She ran for president with no policies whatsoever.
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Speaker 1: no core beliefs, and no real opinions outside of don't
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Speaker 1: let them steal your joy, which is something a menopausal
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Speaker 1: aunt says after she is drunk in the bag and
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Speaker 1: her husband leaves her. That is something that is, this
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Speaker 1: is not a political statement. Don't let them steal your joy.
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Speaker 1: That is something that a divorced woman says at a
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Speaker 1: book club. It is not a statement of politics at all.
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Speaker 1: But I thought she did a pretty good job. She
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Speaker 1: did a pretty good job. She killed in the debate.
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Speaker 1: And it was a close election, kind of.
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Speaker 2: Not really, it was kind of a, you know, the
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Speaker 2: end was a landslide, but she like, you know, she
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Speaker 2: was in it. She was in it.
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Speaker 1: And all these people that are like, how could this happen?
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Speaker 1: Two people are running. One of them's going to win.
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Speaker 1: If Kamala Harris had won, People going, how could this happen?
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Speaker 1: Because both candidates have roughly half the support of the
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Speaker 1: country and one of them are.
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Speaker 2: Going to win.
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Speaker 1: That is not anything crazy. I have people on my
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Speaker 1: Instagram going, I.
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Speaker 2: Don't know how this happened. It happened because it had
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Speaker 2: a 50% chance that of happening?
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Speaker 1: Are you insane? Have you lost all, you know, relationship
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Speaker 1: to reality? People live in these bubbles and then they're
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Speaker 1: shocked that people that don't live in these bubbles are
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Speaker 1: doing things differently than they would.
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Speaker 2: And the idea that everybody hates you and that she.
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Speaker 1: Lost because everyone's a hateful person and they spend all
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Speaker 1: their time hating.
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Speaker 2: No, people don't have the time for that. They're selfish.
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Speaker 2: They think about themselves and their own needs.
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Speaker 1: And a lot of them are broke and pissed off
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Speaker 1: and they don't understand why we're sending money to to
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Speaker 1: the Ukraine, or we're going to go to war with
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Speaker 1: Iran when we do not have a thriving country here.
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Speaker 1: They don't understand why the downtown of every major city
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Speaker 1: has been surrendered to homeless drug addicts.
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Speaker 2: They don't get it. They don't understand that. They don't
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Speaker 2: understand why people that break into their cars and houses
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Speaker 2: are not being put in jail. They don't understand it.
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Speaker 2: They don't understand why there isn't a border.
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Speaker 1: None of this has anything to do with workers' rights
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Speaker 1: or anything that Democrats supposedly care about. All of this
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Speaker 1: is a corporate giveaway to defense contractors and multinational corporations
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Speaker 1: who want to employ people and not pay them.
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Speaker 2: So I don't know what the hell this has to
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Speaker 2: do with any Democratic platform that I've ever heard of.
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Speaker 1: You know, I understand, and the people go, if you're
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Speaker 1: the trans kid thing, we're going to you know, if
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Speaker 1: you're a parent of a trans kid, okay, I don't
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Speaker 1: understand what was the, the only thing that has been
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Speaker 1: discussed here is when a.
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Speaker 2: Child should irreversibly transition genders by using puberty blocking hormones
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Speaker 2: or surgery, And people have been like, hey, how about
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Speaker 2: we wait till 18, 16, that arrangement, not 12.
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Speaker 1: Nobody is going to come, I don't think anyone is
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Speaker 1: going to put your trans child in a workhouse like
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Speaker 1: Oliver and make them eat gruel and work. I don't
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Speaker 1: think anyone's going to kidnap your trans child. So this
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Speaker 1: idea of like, I'm going to keep fighting for my
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Speaker 1: trans shot.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Listen, I don't know what to tell people who cannot
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Speaker 1: fathom a world in which there are going to be
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Speaker 1: people who don't think it's.
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Speaker 2: A great idea for a confused teenager.
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Speaker 1: To medically alter their body. People that can't imagine those
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Speaker 1: people and think they're motivated by hate. only exclusively by hate.
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Speaker 1: Why do you hate my child? It's a bad idea.
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Speaker 1: A lot of people think it's a bad idea. A
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Speaker 1: clinic in Britain, the Tavistock Clinic, closed because the people
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Speaker 1: there who were performing these types of services decided it
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Speaker 1: was a bad idea, that there were too many people,
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Speaker 1: too many children that were confused, that maybe were not
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Speaker 1: genuinely transgender, and that were suffering from mental issues and
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Speaker 1: they didn't know who was who because all of this
23:04
Speaker 1: is very new. And the idea that they were going
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Speaker 1: to be experimenting on children with new therapies and, and
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Speaker 1: medication made them uncomfortable. And this is a big clinic
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Speaker 1: in the UK and you can look it up. They
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Speaker 1: closed their doors, not because they hated trans people or
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Speaker 1: hated trans children because they weren't sure what they were
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Speaker 1: doing was good. They weren't sure what they were doing
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Speaker 1: was correct. And I understand that there's transphobia on the
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Speaker 1: right and racism and homophobia. There's all of the things everywhere,
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Speaker 1: by the way.
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Speaker 2: If you go looking for the things, you find the things.
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Speaker 2: If you go looking for people that hate you, you'll
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Speaker 2: find people that hate you.
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Speaker 1: I know that personally. If you go find them, they're there.
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Speaker 2: You know? So....
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Speaker 1: You can use that as a way to reaffirm your
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Speaker 1: belief that everybody hates you, or you could realize that
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Speaker 1: most people are not motivated by a personal beef.
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Speaker 2: Or vendetta with you or your group.
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Speaker 1: If the Democratic Party doesn't ditch identity politics and start
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Speaker 1: creating a coalition of people that believe in things like
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Speaker 1: economic justice and freedom and health care and things like that,
24:26
Speaker 1: if they continue down this road of, if you're a
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Speaker 1: this number. If you keep going down that road, It's
24:48
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24:49
Speaker 2: It's not going to work.
24:50
Speaker 1: And again, that's my, I think, and now listen, here's
24:54
Speaker 1: the uncomfortable thing. A lot of people I know are
24:56
Speaker 1: going to have to go to jail now. A lot
25:00
Speaker 1: of people I know, people, members of my own family
25:03
Speaker 1: are going to have to go to prison because of
25:05
Speaker 1: what they've said about the president. That doesn't make me happy.
25:10
Speaker 1: I'm not happy about that. But I will say this,
25:14
Speaker 1: and I've said it a lot. I think prison can
25:17
Speaker 1: be a very positive thing for a lot of people.
25:21
Speaker 1: People have gotten in shape. They have found God. They
25:24
Speaker 1: have gotten degrees. Many of the people that are going
25:27
Speaker 1: have degrees anyway.
25:28
Speaker 2: That's fine.
25:30
Speaker 1: It's okay to admit that you fucked up, and a
25:33
Speaker 1: great way to do it is a stint in prison.
25:37
Speaker 1: Many people, members of my own immediate family, are going
25:42
Speaker 1: to probably have to go to jail now. It's not,
25:49
Speaker 1: I don't have control over this. I'm going to try
25:52
Speaker 1: to do what I can to make sure that the
25:56
Speaker 1: cell you get is good, and the part of the
26:02
Speaker 1: prison that you are in is good. I'm going to
26:05
Speaker 1: try to do the best that I can for you.
26:07
Speaker 1: I can make no promises. I can call on your behalf.
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Speaker 1: I can send a text. But a lot of you
26:15
Speaker 1: are going to have to go to prison.
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Speaker 2: It's not... I apologize for that. I apologize.
26:26
Speaker 1: Two years, five years, I think that's the terms right
26:29
Speaker 1: now that are being discussed.
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Speaker 2: Some people longer, of course. But.
26:36
Speaker 1: I think it will be good. It'll ultimately be good
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Speaker 1: I said, get ready now. She's going to have to
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26:46
Speaker 1: about the leader. And the leader is gracious and the
26:50
Speaker 1: leader is forgiving. But you must prove to the leader
26:56
Speaker 1: that you have atoned. And a good way to do
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Speaker 1: If you have denigrated the leader, if you have spoken
27:20
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27:25
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Speaker 1: in now and let's not spend the money trying to
27:36
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27:44
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27:50
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27:58
Speaker 1: very tall, actually. Throw yourself on the mercy of the court.
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Speaker 1: Tell them, say, I have sinned. I have sinned and
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28:19
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28:29
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Speaker 2: I'm helping you, understand? Listen, this is not a negative thing.
28:51
Speaker 1: Admitting you were wrong, turning yourself in, Informing on your
28:56
Speaker 1: friends and family who are also wrong and getting into
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Speaker 1: a re-education.
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Speaker 2: Camp immediately is a positive. It's a positive. It's a positive.
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Speaker 1: Learning about, having RFK teach you about raw milk and
29:12
Speaker 1: stem cells and peptides. Having RFK, there's going to be
29:17
Speaker 1: courses in the camps, in the re-education camp. Roseanne will
29:22
Speaker 1: be teaching a course about It will be exciting for
29:25
Speaker 1: many of you. Many of you, I understand, are upset,
29:28
Speaker 1: and I understand that. But imagine waking up in a
29:32
Speaker 1: camp and being taught a course by Roseanne or RFK
29:38
Speaker 1: or the Nelk Boys.
29:40
Speaker 2: Or Bryce Hall. You're going to be taught. You're going
29:44
Speaker 2: to learn. You're going to learn whether you like it
29:46
Speaker 2: or not. You will learn. You're going to learn.
29:49
Speaker 3: The milk that we have is poison. There is poison milk,
29:57
Speaker 3: and what we're going to do about the milk? We're
30:01
Speaker 3: going to have raw milk for the babies.
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Speaker 1: I don't understand people resisting this. I do think, obviously,
30:13
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, kind of. But I do think that there's
30:19
Speaker 1: no energy now. There's no pussy hat march. Nobody has
30:22
Speaker 1: any energy. Even the people that are really upset are
30:24
Speaker 1: kind of faking it. You can tell they're kind of
30:27
Speaker 1: faking it. And I'm not saying you're not allowed to
30:29
Speaker 1: be upset. I have lots of friends who are very
30:31
Speaker 1: upset and I respect them and their anger and rage
30:36
Speaker 1: and whatever.
30:36
Speaker 2: But, you know, most people that I see are not
30:38
Speaker 2: really even, they don't care that much. They're not really
30:43
Speaker 2: destroyed by it.
30:47
Speaker 1: If your status is, I can't live in this country anymore.
30:50
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Jessica. Jessica, happy birthday. I love you, bitch.
30:56
Speaker 1: If you're thinking about Jessica's birthday, whoever that is, you're
31:01
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31:03
Speaker 2: You're not fleeing. You're not going anywhere. There's nowhere to go.
31:05
Speaker 2: There's problems everywhere. You know? People get mad at me.
31:11
Speaker 2: How could you have that on? How could you? Ah, ah, ah. Listen,
31:18
Speaker 2: if the country in the next four years gets destroyed,
31:22
Speaker 2: I'm not happy about that, but I will personally move
31:25
Speaker 2: to Tuscany, which I've kind of been looking at anyway.
31:30
Speaker 2: I've kind of been looking at Tuscany anyway, and it
31:34
Speaker 2: would give me an excuse if we descended to some
31:37
Speaker 2: type of civil conflict. There's something about the hills of
31:42
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31:44
Speaker 1: And you can buy kind of something for a couple
31:47
Speaker 1: of million, I think, you know, it's not nothing, but
31:49
Speaker 1: it's kind of beautiful. And that's where I will go
31:54
Speaker 1: if the country descends into a kind of a chaotic
31:58
Speaker 1: grab for resources.
32:02
Speaker 2: So, I mean, it's a fair, it's fair to have
32:05
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32:10
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32:11
Speaker 1: But It's fair to have that plan. I'm not saying
32:14
Speaker 1: you're all wrong. I don't know what's going to happen.
32:16
Speaker 1: I have no idea what's going to happen. Nobody knows
32:18
Speaker 1: what's going to happen. I tend to think it's going
32:21
Speaker 1: to be fine.
32:21
Speaker 2: It's going to be like the 80s. People are going
32:25
Speaker 2: to have money.
32:27
Speaker 1: People are going to have money. It's just a cultural swing.
32:32
Speaker 1: It'll swing one way. And then it swings back the
32:36
Speaker 1: other way.
32:36
Speaker 2: It's a pendulum. It's a pendulum.
32:38
Speaker 1: That's why when you rule, you have to be a
32:41
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32:45
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32:50
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32:53
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32:57
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33:01
Speaker 1: make all these enemies because that doesn't work well That's
33:05
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33:09
Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders will be an interesting candidate, and then the
33:12
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33:15
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33:19
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33:20
Speaker 2: You should not do that. You should not do that.
33:23
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33:26
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33:28
Speaker 1: with a lot of bullshit, you should not do that.
33:31
Speaker 1: That is not good. Be gracious in defeat, be gracious
33:35
Speaker 1: in victory as well, because you're not going to have
33:38
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33:41
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33:46
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33:48
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33:52
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34:03
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34:07
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34:11
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Speaker 1: get insane. I don't think it will. Trump put a
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Speaker 1: lot of space between himself and the really pro-life advocates
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Speaker 2: Trump said he's not for that. He's going to leave
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Speaker 1: I don't think he's going to go ban birth control
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Speaker 1: But I understand people that are angry about that. I
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Speaker 1: Don't think that's his main goal or focus or even
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Speaker 1: And we're excited about that.
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Speaker 2: You know?
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Speaker 2: That's the economy. Maybe I'm simplifying it a little bit,
43:31
Speaker 2: but that's kind of it. That's pretty much it. That's
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Speaker 1: So I don't think people should be irrationally angry about this.
43:44
Speaker 1: I know Thanksgiving's coming up.
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Speaker 2: People are going to be upset. People are going to
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Speaker 1: I hope they let RFK loose. I hope they let
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Speaker 1: RFK loose. I hope he executes the CEO of Yum!
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Speaker 1: Brands on national television. I hope RFK uses the military
44:29
Speaker 1: to close down pizza huts because they're using fake cheese.
44:35
Speaker 1: The most interesting thing about the next four years might
44:38
Speaker 1: be letting RFK loose.
44:40
Speaker 2: Just let him loose.
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Speaker 1: Put RFK and Roseanne on a tank and let them
44:46
Speaker 1: go through the countryside.
44:49
Speaker 2: That's what we want to see. That's what we need
44:52
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44:58
Speaker 2: Trump says. Go get them.
45:02
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Speaker 1: cake on the floor. This is poison.
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Speaker 2: It's poison. You're killing people here. Why are you killing people?
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45:19
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45:23
Speaker 3: Why are you killing people with a triple dipper? Do
45:27
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45:36
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45:37
Speaker 2: And I, listen, get a normal person, get a Josh Shapiro,
45:43
Speaker 2: go build a Clinton machine around Josh Shapiro or something
45:46
Speaker 2: like that, as Barry White said the other day.
45:50
Speaker 1: Leave the identity politics to the side.
45:52
Speaker 2: Nobody cares.
45:55
Speaker 1: Stop elevating the craziest people anyone's ever seen.
46:00
Speaker 2: Can you have a meeting over there and just say
46:04
Speaker 2: you can't be, you know, non-binary and have green hair
46:11
Speaker 2: and be 400 pounds and be like annoying and be
46:16
Speaker 2: a communist and be a vegan and be somehow in Hamas.
46:20
Speaker 2: You have to pick one. Pick one. Please.
46:26
Speaker 1: You have to pick what you can't be all of
46:28
Speaker 1: the things. People are not going to get on board
46:31
Speaker 1: with that. People just, people don't want to deal with it.
46:36
Speaker 1: Stop catering to people's need to feel like they are
46:43
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46:45
Speaker 2: You're not a revolutionary, okay? You're drinking a smoothie. You're
46:48
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46:51
Speaker 1: You know, I'm telling you, they have to elevate normal people,
46:56
Speaker 1: sane people. that people get it people go okay you
47:00
Speaker 1: know and the whole thing with the Gaza thing it's
47:03
Speaker 1: like what if Kamala didn't really why did she pick
47:06
Speaker 1: that guy waltz if that guy was I thought that
47:09
Speaker 1: guy was going to come and be like get out
47:11
Speaker 1: there in that keffiyeh scarf and you know I.
47:15
Speaker 2: Thought he was going to do that but he didn't
47:16
Speaker 2: do any of that he's like Israel has a right
47:18
Speaker 2: to defend itself then what what's he there for She
47:23
Speaker 2: didn't pick Shapiro. She picked the guy Walsh. I'm like,
47:26
Speaker 2: all right, Walsh is going to come out. He's going
47:28
Speaker 2: to have his wife in a burqa, and they're going
47:30
Speaker 2: to start screaming about the Jews. He didn't even do that.
47:33
Speaker 2: I thought that's how she was going to try to
47:34
Speaker 2: win Michigan. He didn't even do it. That idiot talked
47:39
Speaker 2: about football. You could just look at them and go,
47:41
Speaker 2: they're not going to be in the White House. You
47:43
Speaker 2: look at Doug Emhoff. You go, you're not going to
47:45
Speaker 2: be in the White House. You look at Tim Walsh.
47:48
Speaker 2: You go, you're not going to be in the White House.
47:49
Speaker 2: It's just not going to happen.
47:52
Speaker 1: Doug Emhoff, one of the strategies that the campaign had
47:57
Speaker 1: was for Doug Emhoff to eat Jewish food with.
48:02
Speaker 2: Alex Edelman on Instagram.
48:07
Speaker 1: And I like Alex, but that was their strategy for
48:11
Speaker 1: the campaign, is for Doug Emhoff to define Yiddish terms
48:16
Speaker 1: like verklempt and spilkas. And Alex would go, what's Spilkus, Doug?
48:21
Speaker 1: And he'd go, Spilkus. And they sit there and they
48:25
Speaker 1: eat egg salad and they thought that truckers from Pennsylvania
48:30
Speaker 1: were going to enjoy that. They thought some guy in
48:35
Speaker 1: West Virginia or fucking Wisconsin was going to go, you
48:39
Speaker 1: know what? This is good content. This is good content.
48:44
Speaker 1: I want to watch Jews eating food. Is there any
48:47
Speaker 1: way to watch Jews eating food?
48:50
Speaker 2: Please. That's what we need. Please. God, I want to
48:56
Speaker 2: see some Jews eating food. That was a campaign strategy.
49:00
Speaker 1: You've got Oprah up there, whose John of God, Oprah's
49:04
Speaker 1: spiritual advisor, was popped for human trafficking. P. Diddy, who
49:09
Speaker 1: was the Get Out the Vote guy, was popped for
49:11
Speaker 1: human trafficking. And you got Oprah up there talking about
49:16
Speaker 1: if you don't vote, it'll be the last election. You'll
49:18
Speaker 1: never be able to vote again. Where's John of God?
49:22
Speaker 1: What went on with the schools? You set up a
49:26
Speaker 1: bunch of schools. I don't understand. Were the girls from
49:31
Speaker 1: the schools getting trafficked by John of God?
49:35
Speaker 2: Has anyone asked you this? Can anyone sit her down?
49:39
Speaker 2: By the way, the future of America, every single person
49:43
Speaker 2: you've ever had respect for will end up being involved
49:49
Speaker 2: somehow in human trafficking. I don't know how this happened.
49:52
Speaker 1: Every single person you've ever had respect for, it will
49:56
Speaker 1: be human trafficking.
49:57
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter who. Doesn't matter who. I'm telling you,
50:02
Speaker 2: it's just either they will be human trafficking or like
50:05
Speaker 2: their best friend will be human trafficking. There's nobody who's.
50:11
Speaker 1: Not one or two degrees of separation away from.
50:16
Speaker 2: Human trafficking, apparently. So you got Oprah up there and she's.
50:22
Speaker 1: Saying, if you don't vote, if you don't do it,
50:24
Speaker 1: you have Beyonce, you have Taylor Swift, by the way,
50:26
Speaker 1: who's like the biggest celebrity on earth. Taylor Swift is
50:30
Speaker 1: probably one of the most famous, recognizable people on earth.
50:33
Speaker 1: She's texted this phone because it used to be owned
50:35
Speaker 1: by someone named Janina, who was a big.
50:37
Speaker 2: Donor, I guess. Maybe not a big donor, but somebody.
50:40
Speaker 1: So Taylor Swift has texted me about 13,000 times about
50:46
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris. Taylor Swift is the biggest celebrity endorsement any
50:50
Speaker 1: politician can get.
50:51
Speaker 2: It didn't work. No one cared. Didn't matter.
50:55
Speaker 1: No one gave a shit. No one gave a shit
50:57
Speaker 1: about Oprah. Nobody cared about George Clooney. Nobody cared about
51:00
Speaker 1: any of these people. Nobody cared about any of these
51:04
Speaker 1: people because people are sick of it. People are sick
51:09
Speaker 1: of it. They know George Clooney doesn't get them. How
51:16
Speaker 1: stupid would you have to be To think that George
51:21
Speaker 1: Clooney had your best interest at heart when you're waiting
51:25
Speaker 1: to get discounted food from the church. Is that comforting
51:30
Speaker 1: when you're on a line to get discounted food from
51:34
Speaker 1: the church? Who Taylor Swift, a trillionaire, thinks you should
51:39
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51:41
Speaker 2: Do you think, and all these people are like, well,
51:43
Speaker 2: the women are going to come out because of abortion.
51:45
Speaker 2: Apparently not. Apparently a more.
51:48
Speaker 1: Salient issue is food. Who can afford food? That's apparently
51:56
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52:00
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52:38
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56:27
Speaker 1: have a college degree because those are fucking worthless now anyway.
56:30
Speaker 1: And by the way, all these Democrats going like, well,
56:32
Speaker 1: you know, the college educated people voted for Kamala and
56:36
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Speaker 1: cunt about it, but shut the fuck up. No one
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Speaker 1: gives a shit about your liberal arts degree, faggot. No
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Speaker 1: Like, what is, but I will say this, but it's true.
57:23
Speaker 2: You can't brag about having a college degree. It's not 2004, okay?
57:28
Speaker 2: No one cares if you have a college degree. Bad
57:31
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57:37
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57:47
Speaker 2: We're off track. The point is this.
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Speaker 1: Don't brag about having a college degree. It does not
57:53
Speaker 1: make you intelligent. Some of the dumbest people I know
57:55
Speaker 1: have graduated college. What does college prove?
57:59
Speaker 2: You can go get drunk for four years, you scumbag?
58:02
Speaker 2: What does it prove? It doesn't mean anything.
58:08
Speaker 1: It proves you can go to some assembly where a
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Speaker 1: lesbian who got shot in Iraq talks?
58:12
Speaker 2: Who cares? I'm bored.
58:16
Speaker 1: No one cares you went to college anymore. You people
58:19
Speaker 1: are clinging to status symbols that haven't mattered.
58:21
Speaker 2: In 20 years. I'm educated. Yeah.
58:30
Speaker 1: You're educated the hell are these people educated about so
58:34
Speaker 1: here's what i'm saying and i'm just saying this and
58:36
Speaker 1: i'm being i think positive i'm saying you have to
58:40
Speaker 1: stop condescending to people you have to stop talking down
58:43
Speaker 1: to them you have to keep stop telling them their
58:44
Speaker 1: concerns about the country are invalid you have to stop
58:47
Speaker 1: thinking that you're better because you happen to go to
58:50
Speaker 1: fucking a college for four years and get a fucking
58:53
Speaker 1: degree who gives a shit Think that makes you.
58:56
Speaker 2: Smarter than anyone or better than anyone? Think that makes
58:59
Speaker 2: you a better person?
59:00
Speaker 1: Because you're this smarmy and you're some pseudo-intellectual who thought
59:06
Speaker 1: nothing about anything?
59:08
Speaker 2: You don't know anything about how this country... run you moron.
59:14
Speaker 1: If you did you wouldn't have gotten walloped the way
59:16
Speaker 1: you did you just lost so take some time to
59:19
Speaker 1: lick your wounds drink some raw milk listen to Roseanne
59:22
Speaker 1: listen to RFK they will lead the way learn to
59:27
Speaker 1: love yourself sit ups in the morning push ups at
59:29
Speaker 1: night When you are laying there on your little mat
59:35
Speaker 1: and you're looking up at the cell, be grateful.
59:40
Speaker 2: Be gracious. Be humble. Don't be angry. I know a
59:45
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59:48
Speaker 2: truly amazing people.
59:51
Speaker 1: And when the sentence is over, because it will end,
59:54
Speaker 1: everything ends, and you will walk out, and you'll be
59:58
Speaker 1: let out back into general population. and you taste that
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Speaker 1: fresh air and you see that blue sky and you're
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Speaker 1: tempted to take your grubby little mitts and grab your
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Speaker 1: phone and say something just remember remember that little room
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Speaker 1: where you learned to be a good person I'm kidding
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Speaker 1: of course it's a joke Many of you will be angry.
1:00:33
Speaker 2: It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not
1:00:35
Speaker 2: Theo Vaughn's fault.
1:00:36
Speaker 1: It's not Andrew Schultz's fault or Joe Rogan or the
1:00:38
Speaker 1: Nelk boys or Aiden Ross or Boston with the boys.
1:00:41
Speaker 2: I don't really even know what that is, but I
1:00:42
Speaker 2: know it's huge. But it's nobody's fault. It's not Dana
1:00:45
Speaker 2: White's fault. It's not RFK's fault. It's not anybody's fault.
1:00:49
Speaker 2: It is your fault. It is your fault. It is
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Speaker 2: your fault because you suck. That's why. That's why it happened.
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Speaker 2: Because you were condescending. You were dismissive. You were rude.
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Speaker 1: You thought that you were going to compel people to
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Speaker 1: agree with you by abusing them, denigrating them, starving them,
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Speaker 1: making them desperate, making them fearful. You made the enemies.
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Speaker 1: You did it. No one else did it.
1:01:15
Speaker 2: You did it. You did it. Understand?
1:01:19
Speaker 1: So now you have to live with it, and you
1:01:21
Speaker 1: have to figure out how to not do it again,
1:01:23
Speaker 1: or you keep doing it.
1:01:24
Speaker 2: I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. It doesn't
1:01:26
Speaker 2: matter to me. But it is....
1:01:30
Speaker 1: A completely crazy way to process this. And any comedian
1:01:35
Speaker 1: that's angry that other comedians had a politician on that
1:01:42
Speaker 1: they don't agree with, get to work. Get to fucking
1:01:45
Speaker 1: work and do your fucking job. It's a hard job.
1:01:49
Speaker 1: Go and get attention. Go and have people give a
1:01:52
Speaker 1: shit about what you're doing. And stop taking it out
1:01:56
Speaker 1: on those of us who figured out a way to
1:01:57
Speaker 1: do that. It's not our fault. It is not our fault.
1:02:04
Speaker 1: Everything is available. The sky's the limit. The internet's big.
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Speaker 1: There's a lot of room for you.
1:02:09
Speaker 2: Do you work? Do you do anything? Or do you
1:02:12
Speaker 2: get high all day and shake your fist and go,
1:02:15
Speaker 2: you angry? Okay. It's fine. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Get
1:02:21
Speaker 2: to work.
1:02:21
Speaker 1: All these people that are angry, that are pissed off,
1:02:24
Speaker 1: get to work.
1:02:25
Speaker 2: Go start your own Joe Rogan experience. Good luck.
1:02:29
Speaker 1: Stop being a cunt about it. Inform on your friends
1:02:33
Speaker 1: and family and put them in jail. If you want
1:02:41
Speaker 1: to figure out how to get through the next four years,
1:02:43
Speaker 1: inform on your friends and family right now and put
1:02:45
Speaker 1: them in prison. Put them in a re-education camp. Tell
1:02:50
Speaker 1: us where we can find them. Not us, not me, but,
1:02:54
Speaker 1: you know, I can pass a message along perhaps. That's
1:02:58
Speaker 1: the way to do this. It's the only way to
1:02:59
Speaker 1: do it. The only way to do it is to
1:03:03
Speaker 1: figure out who the problems are and give them.
1:03:06
Speaker 2: A chance to say they're sorry. But it's not my fault.
1:03:14
Speaker 2: It's nobody's fault.
1:03:15
Speaker 1: It's your fault. It's always your fault when you lose, really,
1:03:19
Speaker 1: for the most part. You haven't communicated. You haven't provided
1:03:24
Speaker 1: something that people care about. It's no one's fault but yours.
1:03:27
Speaker 1: You could get mad. And all the people that are
1:03:30
Speaker 1: so mad at Rogan are also texting me going, can
1:03:32
Speaker 1: I perform at the Mothership? Who's the booker at the Mothership?
1:03:35
Speaker 1: Can I talk to the booker at the Mothership? Can you,
1:03:37
Speaker 1: all of these people that are publicly angry are privately desperate.
1:03:43
Speaker 1: And they're privately texting and going, can I perform here?
1:03:46
Speaker 2: Can I do that? Oh, there's so many right-wing people
1:03:49
Speaker 2: in comedy. Do you know the book? Can I get
1:03:51
Speaker 2: the number of the book? I'm going to be in Austin.
1:03:54
Speaker 2: There are so many demonic fascists. I'm going to be
1:03:57
Speaker 2: in Austin in January. Is there a way that I
1:04:00
Speaker 2: could perform? The fascists have taken over. Is there someone
1:04:03
Speaker 2: I could email or send a tape to? Stop. We
1:04:06
Speaker 2: all know. We're all embarrassed. Inform on your friends and
1:04:10
Speaker 2: family now. Inform on your friends and family now.
1:04:16
Speaker 1: But it's not going to be bad, like you think.
1:04:19
Speaker 1: I have heard that jails are going to be fun.
1:04:24
Speaker 1: That's what I've heard, and I believe it.
1:04:28
Speaker 2: And let me quote someone who I like, but I
1:04:31
Speaker 2: think we won't hear from much anymore.
1:04:40
Speaker 1: When you're in the camp... And there will be physical
1:04:43
Speaker 1: punishments in the camp because obviously people are going to
1:04:49
Speaker 1: be fighting.
1:04:49
Speaker 2: It's jail. Still jail. Still jail.
1:04:55
Speaker 1: And there will be programs where you can work to
1:04:58
Speaker 1: get a lighter sentence, from what I've heard. Building casinos
1:05:04
Speaker 1: or buildings. You might be building buildings.
1:05:07
Speaker 2: How cool is that? You used to be an editor
1:05:11
Speaker 2: of a magazine, and now you build buildings. Pretty cool?
1:05:15
Speaker 2: I think so. And as you are out there, and
1:05:20
Speaker 2: you're working with.
1:05:20
Speaker 1: Your hands, and you're building buildings, you're doing construction, I
1:05:23
Speaker 1: want you to remember this quote that I've always found
1:05:29
Speaker 1: very instructive.
1:05:31
Speaker 2: Hard work is joyful work. Doesn't that sound nice? Hard
1:05:38
Speaker 2: work is joyful work. And as you sit in that cell,
1:05:41
Speaker 2: and as you look at that bleak kind of... You know,
1:05:45
Speaker 2: because they're not all going to be nice in cells.
1:05:48
Speaker 2: And it's a little bleak, and as you look at
1:05:49
Speaker 2: the concrete, I want you to let them... I want
1:05:51
Speaker 2: you to go... Don't let them steal your joy. Don't
1:05:55
Speaker 2: let them steal your joy. They can't. They can't take
1:05:58
Speaker 2: it from you. So that's it.
1:06:00
Speaker 1: Again, I don't think it's a big deal. I think
1:06:02
Speaker 1: we're going to have a... It's going to be fine.
1:06:04
Speaker 1: I think if... you are angry and upset about this election,
1:06:08
Speaker 1: you're going to rebound and you're going to be fine.
1:06:10
Speaker 2: I think the.
1:06:11
Speaker 1: Biggest adjustment for you will be to life in a
1:06:15
Speaker 1: re-education camp or prison. But I don't think that's going
1:06:20
Speaker 1: to completely destroy your thing.
1:06:23
Speaker 2: I think it'll be fine. I think it'll be fine.
1:06:26
Speaker 2: So I leave you with a few words of wisdom.
1:06:29
Speaker 1: Inform on your friends and family members now. Let everyone
1:06:32
Speaker 1: know where they are. And be gracious. Be gracious in defeat.
1:06:38
Speaker 2: Be gracious. There's nothing. We didn't talk about much. I
1:06:41
Speaker 2: thought we were going to talk about more. We have articles.
1:06:43
Speaker 2: Who cares? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. This was
1:06:46
Speaker 2: a PSA.
1:06:46
Speaker 1: This is a public service announcement to everybody who is
1:06:49
Speaker 1: angry about this election.
1:06:50
Speaker 2: Inform on your friends and family now. It's not.
1:06:55
Speaker 1: This is something. And I want people to feel better
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Speaker 1: about this. We're helping them. They're being helped. They're being helped.
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Speaker 2: Okay? They're being helped. Um, so what I will tell
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Speaker 2: you is this positive thinking huge.
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Speaker 1: If you're upset, we will list all the hotlines and
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Speaker 1: the helplines that you can call, but the most important hotline,
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Speaker 1: if you're upset, The most important hotline.
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Speaker 2: It's not the suicide hotline.
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Speaker 1: It is the hotline to inform on your friends and
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Speaker 1: family members right now.
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Speaker 2: Get ahead of it. Good luck.