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It's Fridayyyy #31-A Murder In The Treehouse · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries outside and join us inside the treehouse along
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with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. I'm Daniel Mallin. It's a very tragic
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frid Day in the Treehouse because today we have to report a murder inside the
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treehouse. What I know, I know, it's very very sad, very
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shocking really for all of us. And but it's something that you know,
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it's what you have to do sometimes well as journalists, I mean as Yeah,
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we play fast and loose with that label, doesn't doesn't everyone these days?
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Yes, reporters of the reporters of the air quotes news mm hmm.
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Okay, there we go. Yeah. See, that's that's actually where some
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journalistic integrity comes into play. It's like, yes, we're saying we're reporters
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of the news, but we're also we have the you know, the the
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integrity to put the quotes around the word news. Yeah, but but not
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reporter or journalists. Okay, I mean anyone technically, anybody can be a
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reporter, right Like, yeah, because we're not. We're not. We're
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not indicting our credibility as journalists. Just the news, yeah, that we're
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reporting on it. Yeah, we don't have sources. You don't want to
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know about ours. Our sources are not credible. Oh, we have sources,
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but different ones say for various different things, but not news. So,
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yes, today is Friday, April fifth. Yeah, April fifth,
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twenty twenty four. We do today have to report a murder. But first
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birthdays. We're all about the priorities in here. Well, it's irony,
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right, murder the birthday. Absolutely, Before you can truly feel sorry for
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the person who's been murdered, you need to, you know, appreciate that
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life is special and that this individual that we have to report the murder on
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will no longer be celebrating birthdays. So dude, let's not waste any more
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time. Birthdays today, April fifth, twenty twenty four. Actress Lily James
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is thirty five. She is Disney's live action Cinderella. I know that Trey
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has seen that many many times. She was also Lady Rose Aldridge on Dalton
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Abbey, and I also saw her as Elizabeth Bennett and Pride and Prejudice and
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Zombies. Yes, of all those movies that I just mentioned, Pride and
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Prejudice and Zombies is the one that I've seen that's one movie. Yes,
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from the same it's from the same people that did Abraham Lincoln, Ghost Vampire
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Empire Hunter, get it right? Yes? Yeah, Oh sorry, I
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didn't. I don't watch this. My apologies for taking you know. I
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didn't. I wasn't aware that they had mixed the literary classic with zombies.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, they've done that and not so.
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Not only have I seen that movie, I've also seen Abraham Lincoln Vampire
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Hunter. So they sucked me into that. Sorry, gosh, they must.
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Hollywood just makes movies. He's for you what it seems like. Yeah,
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whenever, whenever you're mad at Hollywood for pumping out all sorts of stuff
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that you're just just like, I don't want to see that. I do.
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I'm the one who's lined up outside like the Mervin's Ladies open open.
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I don't even think you're lined up. I think there's like the like the
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like the bat phone, but they just have the the O'Malley phone. And
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when a Hollywood exactly like, hey, we're out of ideas, what can
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we put together? And they're like, you know what, Oliver Twist the
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Werewolf and they're like, you know what, get Dan on the phone,
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see if you'll Hey Dan, we got Oliver Twist Werewolf coming out and Dan's
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like, I'll I would pay for that. They're like, make that movie,
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Dan, I'll watch it. That's how that's actually a good one.
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So next time my my emergency phone rings from Hollywood saying what do we need?
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Say you need an an English orphan and werewolf? Werewolf in London?
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Yeah, how about little Women? The Purge Pray? The look in your
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eyes just now was very disturbing. Also, I watched that. That sounds
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like a lot of fun. Come on a bunch of a little bunch of
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little women with guns just killing people. That would be entertaining. That.
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Yeah, little women make corpses and making a period and making a period movie
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and just give them muskets instead of or that one too. I understood,
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Yeah, I got it. Yeah, I heard it when I said it,
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I heard what I said. You know what, I don't care that
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it was an accident. I'm proud of you. Thank you, buddy,
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You're welcome. Also, Lily James, I have not seen the series,
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but I saw a couple of clips and saw lots of photos from the show
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on Hulu. She played Pamela Anderson in the Pam and Tommy mini series and
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she and is it Sebastian stand the guy that plays Winter Soldier in the Marvel
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movies. He played Tommy Lee Thank You, and they both looked phenomenal,
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like there was a recreation of a photo that Pam and Tommy had and then
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they had one on set for the promo stuff, and it was really really
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excellent looking as far as how closely they were, how closely they resembled Pam
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and Tommy. Gotcha. So Happy birthday, Lily James. She is thirty
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five today, speaking of Marvel stuff and Winter Soldier. Hayley Atwell, who
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played Peggy Carter in Captain America and Agent Carter, She is forty two today.
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Actor Sterling K. Brown from This Is Us is forty eight. He
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was also Killmonger's dad in Black Panther, So another Marvel connection. At some
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point, everyone's going to have a role in a Marvel movie. It's just
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I think inevitable, and it's just it's sort of just a matter of which
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role you get, or if you're in the case of someone like Chris Evans,
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you get two yeah, and are one of our other favorite as in
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the Treehouse, Marshmallow al Lei. He's getting two characters in the Marvel universe
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now. Granted one was on TV and Luke Cage and he died and now
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they're bringing him back as Blade. So my point is, if you're in
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Hollywood long enough and you're successful enough, you'll end up in a Marvel project.
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Yeah, and Farrell or sorry, it's it's probably Farrell. He's fifty
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one and a little feral, just wild, that just got quite faste.
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No, Farrell's fifty one, that's what I hear. He was with the
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Neptunes. I think they were a gang. I think they were a street
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gang. But he's done well for himself. He's really made a cut,
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solid comeback. Yeah, that's Pharrell. Yeah, he's a very talented music
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prodition, currently embroiled in a bitter battle with his former co producer over the
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name the Neptunes. Yeap, that seems like name that you'd have a difficult
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time copywriting because I feel like there's an entire planet that could so that could
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basically one up everybody. Yeah, but if it could speak for itself,
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we have bigger problems. Well said If Neptune shut up in court to Battle
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the Battle its name that that's another movie you'd probably watch. Oh, it
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absolutely is. I love disaster movies Two Versus Neptune. Yeah, No,
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disaster movies are among my favorite. I think I've told you this before.
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I love disaster movies because I like rooting for the disaster because most of humanity
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sucks. Pharrell and the other Guy versus Neptune and Lily James is Neptune.
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They really really solid actress. Lots of Trey. Did you, Trey,
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you watched Baywatch when you were younger? Right? Yeah, Roger did watch
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bay Watch? Or did your parents be like no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no Bikini Clyde women on our TV. No.
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I just was like, I don't. I'm good with not watching anything
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with David Hasselhoff. I think that was just my own artistic choice. So
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I was like, I'm good. You didn't watch night Rider. Oh that's
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what I drew the line, right. I was like, Okay, I
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mean, I mean, isn't it that is the line? I mean,
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it's night Rider and then it's all the shit he did after. Yeah,
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that's exactly right. So I'm like, I didn't watch any of the shit
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he did after, but I didn't watch. I didn't watch. I watched
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night Rider for the talking Car. I don't know about you guys, but
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I was like, oh, I want a kit. And then we had
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a guy in the neighborhood that like, I don't know how he did it
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because it was before I think you could find the kit, but he had
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like, uh, he had the black transam or whatever it was, and
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he had the red light that went back and forth. Yeah. All it
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was is you you you got a black transam and you just cut a rectangle
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out of the front bumper and just stick in that good old fashioned, classic
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red digital alarm clock. Oh is that what it was? Okay, Well,
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well he did that and I was like, oh my god. That
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man. That was like the Saxy version of night Rider. That was the
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Miscape version, the Balk Springs version of the night Writer. Also, so
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I mentioned Baywatch because on the later seasons an actress named Krista Allen. She
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was one of the bay Watch lifeguards. She's fifty three today and last birthday
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today. Before we jump into reporting the murder inside the Treehouse, Christopher Kid
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read he turns sixty today from Kidn't Play The House Party movies, and he's
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also a stand up comedian. We had him on the radio show a handful
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of years ago. He's a good friend of mine. We actually from living
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out in LA got to be friends. We would run into each other at
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the airport, and it happened so many times, like him flying out to
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a different city and same with me that we're just like so where you had.
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It was like when Virgin first kicked off their airline, so they were
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giving away like great flights. The airline itself was amazing, but the price
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of the flights was really cheap, so a bunch of comics just jumped over
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from American a Delta. But I would run into him all the time,
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and then randomly one day I saw I'm at the at a bar in West
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Hollywood, and at the end, I was like, dude, I'm like,
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this is just one of those surreal moments as a kid, because I
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watched my buddy Marlon made me watch House Party, and I was like,
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all right, this is kind of cool. Uh yeah, and uh and
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then that little out of body thing where he's like, hey man, do
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you mind give me a ride home? And I'm like, oh, this
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is about to be weird, like we're now, You're now I'm just not
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seeing you out and about. You're in my car. Yeah. So I
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just called my buddy Marlin the next day. I was like, you will
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not believe who I give a ride home too? And he's like, who's
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that kid read? And he's like, is where Marlin is? Just yeah,
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go ahead, you say something like it got to be home by Pop
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Scurfew. But but I was just like, I dropped kid off. The
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next day. I was just joked about it and Marlon. It's just a
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real he lives and he's a teacher out in Houston. I was like,
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Marlon, you don't believe for I give it right to les. He goes
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who could read? He goes, Man, he doesn't have money for uber.
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I was like, Okay, that's not that's not nice. Like I
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was going for. I think he does now because he's he's in the next
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phase of his career that many performers reach, which is the insurance commercial.
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Yeah, he's in the insurance commercial stage of his career. Yeah, and
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those make really really good money, like the National they're great commercials. I'm
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not faulting him for it. I'm just serious it's like it really seems to
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be, whether you're an actor, a musician, whatever it is, there's
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a stage in your career that some some people hit, some people never get
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it. Yeah. So, and he's also people also don't know. He's
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a very good DJ. He's also a producer. But he the theme song
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for Real Time with Bill Maher like kid Read did the theme song for that.
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So he gets paid every year that Bill Moore uses that. And he's
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a great comic and he's a phenomenal guy. So happy birthday, Kid.
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I'll make sure your message him today. Happy birthday to Christopher kid Read from
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all of us inside the Treehouse. Now it is time to report on something
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serious. In the previous episode of the Treehouse, there was a murder h
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and I'm not sure if everyone truly witnessed it. So let's go back,
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shall we. Okay, let's go back. Hang on, I canna find
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it. Give me one brief moment. Mm hmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Let's go
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back one brief moment to the other day, the previous episode of the Treehouse
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where we were discussing the eclipse that is going to happen on Monday, and
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we were talking about WFAA meteorologist Muriel Ruiz talking to everyone like we're children,
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explaining how what clipses work. And then this happened. She's doing this because
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most people don't understand this stuff and they need to be spoken to like they're
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seven years old. So this is actually, I think, a good thing,
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so everyone can understand what's going to happen. Of course, the married
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man says that, and that's when I died. I know, it seems
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odd to have to report your own murder, but that's what happened. I
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felt it. And then as I'm editing the show in post production, I
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got to witness my own murder, and that's when I realized that it must
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be reported. So not only was there a murder inside the treehouse on our
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previous episode, but there's also a nine to one one call reporting it ninety
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one one. What's your emergency, Hi, I'd like to report a murder.
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Oh my goodness, that's terrible. I know. Why would you say
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you like to report a murder? Are you some sort of sick Oh?
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Wait, what I'd like to report a murder? Who says that? Is
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that what you mean? Or do you need to report a murder. Okay,
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I guess I need to report a murder. Okay, good, that's
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more like it now that I know what you mean. Where are you right
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now in my treehouse? Is the victim there too? Oh? Yeah,
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okay? Is the victim male or female? Please don't ask me political questions?
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Oh right, Sorry, we're all still adjusting in here. Is it
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one victim or multiple? Just one? And your share? It's dead?
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Did you check for a pulse? Oh, he's dead. Okay, I'm
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sending emergency services to your location. Did you see the murder? I did.
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It was brutal. Can you tell me what happened? Well? My
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friends and I were having your conversation about the eclips and my friend Trey said
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something really mean to me about being married, and it was so mean it
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killed me. Wait it killed you? Yes? I saw my soul leave
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my body. Sir, that's not possible. You're not dead. You're on
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the phone with me. You must be disoriented from the attack. Did he
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shoot? Uh? I always forget to mention this. When we receive these
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nine to one one calls from dispatch, we'll call it. Uh. They
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always make sure to disguise the voice of the person calling nine one one to
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protect their anonymity. Wait, it killed you? Yes, I saw my
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soul, my body. Sir, that's not possible. You're not dead.
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You're on the phone with me. You must be disoriented from the attack.
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Did he shoot you no? Did he stab you no? Did he strangle
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you? Did he rip your still beating heard from your chest with his bare
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hands like I'm gonna do if you don't start making some goddamn sense. Emotionally
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yes, okay, so you're emotionally dead but physically alive. No, you
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got it? You fucking people. You can't call nine one one because your
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friend hurt your feelings. But really, line is for real emergencies. If
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you want emotional support, get at Chihuahua. Well, I feel bad for
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that, bitch. I've got to go. You have to help me.
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The murder is still here. The man that emotionally killed you was in the
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treehouse with you. Put him on the phone. Please, Hi, I'd
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like to report a murder please mm hmm, very serious? You're all laughing.
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I'm sorry because I deal with the tragedy in humor. That's do we
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all that that was a tough called make I'm sure, but it's important that
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nice vanities and niches and fancy tile, and everybody's like, wow, I
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can't believe this is my house. And then kitchen, of course, I
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mean there's so many things you can do with lighting down the kitchen, the
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happen. Eight three three Cook DFW The website cookdfw dot com. Did you
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guys see the other day I posted it from our at Treehouse on Air account
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on Facebook and Instagram the man in Oregon who almost got cut in half by
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a runaway saw blade. Yeah, yes, whoo. That that has stayed
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with me And that's just me seeing the story and following it. I can't
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imagine being Shane Rimkey, the man who was followed by the runaway saw blade,
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trying to imagine what must have been going through his mind after because it
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actually happened to him. And I'm that I think I've watched the video of
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him walking into the into the convenience store, beer story, liquor store or
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whatever thirty times, and I've counted as soon as as soon as he gets
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both feet in the store, it's three seconds three seconds when that runaway concrete
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saw blade barrels into the storefront. Wow, that was wild. My first
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question was, certainly somebody from Osha has got to look at that and go,
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hmmm, might need to pay them a visit because I helped. That's
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what the memo says when they when they give notice to the company. It's
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just from Osha letterhead, body, m and the emoji like just looking with
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the monocle. It's like just jumping across. Wait where does that come from?
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Boeing? I believe? And in other news, Boeing for some reason
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started attaching concrete saws to their planes, you know, doors, concrete saws,
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whatever, as long as it sticks. Yeah, the uh let's what
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Let's watch this uh together again, shall we? This is from k EASYI
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channel nine in Oregon, I believe. So this is the responding reporting team
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checking in and telling the story about the runaways saw Blade and Shane Rimkey in
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Oregon Shane Remkey is still shaking just thinking about how he narrowly escaped death on
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Thursday. He walked through the door foot concrete saw blade came flying from me
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near by construction site, slamming into the wall of this liquor store, just
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seconds after Ringkey had just walked in. So I was walking into the store
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here, put my handle on the door, and I heard a loud bang
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and yelling over here at the corner, just as a cloud of smoke pops
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up, and I see a guy fall into the ditch and a four foot
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play hurling at me as I walking through the doorway. A traffic contractor who
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witnessed the incident's as a loose bolt and possible operator error may have caused the
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giant soplely to come loose and spin away at high speeds straight for the liquor
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store. Oh my god, cheers all night. Yeah, it was.
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It was touched by I was. I was shaking in the story. It
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gets me a little bit and ready to talk store over. What is?
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Does anybody want to call out? They's just hammered, wouldn't you be?
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I think I would either. Yeah. It would be one of those things
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where I just start drinking and buying lottery tickets, or I started going to
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church because somebody tried to send me a message maturity. At the liquor store.
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It's going to be walking into a church. It's gonna be a certain
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number of feet from the church, so you can't if you're already there.
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Not in every city, not in not in not in every municipality. Some
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places don't care. In some places you can have the church inside the liquor
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store. Yeah, that'd be exactly lois. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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In the shade this case, when you go into the liquor store and the
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four foot concrete saw blade damn near follows you in. Yeah, and you
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survive. Not only do you start drinking right then and there, but you
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also buy a powerball ticket. And then you hope that they sell pants that
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you can put that powerball ticket into, because there's no way those things would
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have been cleaned after that saw blade came after him. I don't know,
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I'm polite. I might have held the door open for it. You for
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a saw blade. I mean, you had the time. If you think
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about it, it was less than three seconds. So if it would have
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just waited, he could just held the door open. But yeah that if
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you walk into the liquor store from then on you should get free something.
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But they should give you a free bottle of something. Nothing great, like
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he doesn't look like he's going high end on his booths, but maybe something
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like a well vodka or whatever that guy drinks. I don't know if they
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mentioned the time of day. Let me back this up a little bit.
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I'm curious to see if they mention what time of day that this happened.
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Yeah, this is the reporter from k e Z I nine night here just
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inches from the door, seconds after somebody had just walked in. I mean,
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obviously it wasn't my time. Probably the closest I've ever experienced it.
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Shane Remkey is still shaking just thinking about how he narrowly escaped death on Thursday
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after a four foot concrete sap blade came flying from a nearby construction site,
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slamming into the wall of this liquor store. You know, it's also amazing
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about this is all the things that had to line up for this saw blade
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to make it to that store, because you see, it managed to go
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in between two parking spot curbs and pop the actual curb of the store and
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then slam in just a few inches to the right of the actual glass door.
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Yeah, I mean there's a lot. I mean, if you look,
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I mean there's a lot of things that have to happened that at that
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moment, like everything leading up to that moment, like the saw being in
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the same location, like him losing his job, or his wife leaving him,
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whatever it took for him to be going into the store at lunch for
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liquor, like all of those things. Like Haddy had a job, he
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wouldn't have been there that day, but apparently Shane, as he is,
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was let go. And you know what, for all we know Shane had
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a has a job. It's just that it's so stressful he needs to off
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little steam at lunch. Or he works at the vape shop next door.
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Actually in the video here you can see it's a floral shop next door,
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but maybe next to that is the vape shop. Yeah, can we pan
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out to see the floral store's emblem? Isn't just a big weed leaf?
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Is that what we're looking at? Well? The part I have the sign
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that I can see it does say rhythm and blooms. Oh yeah, that's
28:30
a that's a head shop. That's what that is. I mean, sure
28:33
you can buy flowers, but you can also probably buy a dan do seconds
28:40
after ring Key had just walked in. So I was walking into the store
28:44
here, put my handle on the door, and I heard a loud bang
28:47
and yelling over here at the corner. You know what, you're right,
28:49
rise. Not only does he sound drunk, he sounds a little high.
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Keep going because there's one part where I don't understand anything, he says.
28:57
And I heard it a loud bang and yelling over here at the corner,
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just as a cloud of smoke pops up and I see a guy fall into
29:04
the ditch and a four foot play hurling at me as I'm walking through the
29:08
door with A traffic contractor who witnessed the incident says a loose bolt and possible
29:14
operator error may have caused the giant sopley to come loose and spin away at
29:19
high speeds, straight for the liquor store. Oh my god, I'm cheers
29:25
all night, like, yeah it was it was touched by I was did
29:32
he say tetrifying? Yes? All right, hang on, let me see
29:37
straight for the liquor store. Oh my god, I'm teers all night like,
29:42
Yeah, it was, it was touched by you did say he tetrified,
29:45
It was tertrifying. That's a combination of petrifying and terrifying. I think
29:49
that's how that thirteen year old kid felt when he beat Tetris. He said,
29:52
I'm tetrified. So this is my spirit animal, Shane. Keep going,
30:03
Roger. You know how you mentioned that whatever had happened in Shane's live
30:07
to be able to go to the store at this time of day during a
30:12
workday, uh, to get some booze, and you mentioned not having a
30:19
wife. Yeah, listen to this. Can wait, wait, wait,
30:22
can we stop one second? Just look at his T shirt or sweatshirt.
30:29
It looks to be a lion with a crown some type of a halo or
30:36
son over it, and the lion seems to be holding a bottle, a
30:44
bottle. I think it's a record with a heart in the middle. I
30:48
think it's a bottle. I think a bottle of vodka on the Maybe you're
30:55
right, Mane, that is a record all right on the back of just
30:57
as former King of the Jungle. He owns the last sound warehouse. Now,
31:11
kids, for those of you who don't know, before there was Blockbuster.
31:14
There was a place called sound Warehouse. You bought records there and tapes
31:18
and they had it all man. Did sound Warehouse even make it to CDs?
31:25
They did, Yeah, yeah they did. They had to change the
31:27
banner where it said uh uh vinyl, uh, stereo, cassette and CDs.
31:34
I remember that. That's pretty cool. Let's go back to hearing Shane.
31:38
Yeah, revisit the emotional trauma of being hunted by a concrete so blade
31:45
it was touched by I was, I was shaking in the story. It
31:48
took me a little bit ready to talk. Store owner one would argue,
31:52
you still can't, okay, I heard my I heard my Indian person.
31:57
I heard my Indian person name Graywall and his mother are seen here behind the
32:05
counter when they hear a loud noise. Gray Wall can see the blade on
32:08
security camera fly towards his store. All I heard was like a metal rolling
32:14
down from the street, and they looked at the camera. It was just
32:17
wind, and all of a sudden we heard a loud bang, like get
32:22
choked the litterally the whole store. Just for some highth comparison here, I'm
32:24
about five foot nine. You could see it right here. With the top
32:28
of the blade is would have been right here at the beginning of my torso
32:34
the blade Greywall says embedded nearly two feet deep into the wall of his store.
32:38
You know what's great about this, this is some phenomenal free advertising for
32:45
Red Bull because usually their ads say red Bull will give you wings. But
32:51
this blade almost gave Shane wings. And so in this case, the Red
32:57
Bull actually might have saved Shane because if that Red Bull cooler is not on
33:01
the other side of that doorframe, that thing may have gone all the way
33:05
through. And it's a good plug also for their rival, Celsius, because
33:08
when the reporting starts off, I don't know if you guys see the weird
33:12
duck in the background, and that's the report for that's the that's the Celsius
33:16
logo. Well, that part of the Celsius logo is just where it says
33:20
Celsius. Yeah, the duck logo is for Oregon University. I think it
33:25
was. Yeah, that's their like the official drink of the organ Ducks.
33:30
Yeah. For the record, I'm a I'm a big fan of Celsius and
33:32
Celsius I like to sponsor Treehouse podcast. We can make that happen. Yeah,
33:38
apparently everybody I know likes the Celsius. I love Celsius. It's good
33:44
I drink to a day on work days. Wow. Okay, see,
33:46
it may not be a coincidence that saw blade was going after the red bull.
33:50
It didn't mess with the Celsius. Just look at you where it's coming
33:54
from. You're just looking to see an angry duck kind of duck away into
33:58
an alley. Isn't one who threw it as hard as he could. He
34:02
says it took three men to remove the massive blade. A contracted traffic worker
34:07
tells me off camera, Northwest Natural Gas and two other contractors Bricks Paving Northwest
34:14
and Integrity Traffic, are in the area working on a leaky gas valve near
34:19
a sidewalk. So I think this is a good time to mention, uh,
34:24
our natural resources. Of all the resources that I hear about, when
34:32
it comes to dangerous things happening, it's almost always involving natural gas. Yeah.
34:38
Coal. You know, if you're in a coal mine, that's dangerous
34:42
on its own numerous you know, thousands of deaths have happened over the years
34:46
inside coal mines, Natural gas and contractors banging on gas lines are dangerous for
34:53
countless people have killed and maimed thousands of people. I've you know, other
35:00
than skin cancer, I haven't really heard of anyone having an issue at a
35:06
solar plant. Right, it's also there a solar cell. You know,
35:13
manufacturers, I don't think you are using concrete saw blades near people. That's
35:19
correct. And it's also one of those things where they haven't still like posted
35:22
where all of the natural gas like lines are because they don't know, they
35:28
throw them into ground and then if someone forgets to write it down. It's
35:30
what happens is when you have someone like me is the person in charge of
35:35
writing writing down where the gas lines are, and then he forgets because he
35:38
got a phone caller, got watched a movie trailer walk through a doorway,
35:42
and he forgot where it was, and he's like, it's somewhere in here.
35:45
But see also it was at the time they were laid let's say forty
35:50
fifty years ago. Yeah, there was this notion of, well, hey,
35:55
any utility crew that come along after, they're certainly going to look for
36:00
a map and to see where the gas lines are. That was their mistake
36:05
is thinking that there there was intelligence that was going to follow them. Yeah.
36:08
I also had to think as a guy who was suffered from Dan syndrome,
36:14
and that's he was like, Uh, I got to bring the sam
36:17
blade, the concrete blade. Damn it was it? Righty lighty ready tidy,
36:22
lefty Lucy. Who knows? I think it's lefty tidy, righty Lucy.
36:28
That's exactly right. Let's go. They shut up to work that day.
36:31
M y Wall says, there's already shifting blame as to who's responsible for
36:36
this close call. Northwest Natural so was it was already here, so he
36:39
said, we're not responsible. It's a third body contract that's responsible for this.
36:44
I reached out to Northwest Natural Gas. They say the incident was very
36:47
unusual and they're glad no one got hurt. They say a contractor at their
36:52
site is responsible and they've removed that contractor fromk while they review the incident.
36:58
Remke says after video of the incident went viral on social media, his kids
37:01
rushed home to see him. They all came to my house and hug me,
37:06
and we had lots of guys and because the exactly exactly I was right,
37:16
you called it. So wait when you work for the contractor and they
37:24
go, hey, we got a gas leak. I need you to operate
37:30
that big saw. Don't make any sparks though, because you know, I
37:34
mean, did they beam the guy down with a red shirt from the Enterprise.
37:39
Yeah, don't give Ricky the concrete saw. I've actually driven past road
37:45
crews before doing construction on a highway using one of these concrete saws, and
37:51
that thing is terrifying to witness firsthand. I can't. I just seen the
37:57
And maybe that's part of the reason why this video has absolutely thrown me is
38:00
because I've seen one of these in action, and I've thought, my god,
38:02
if that guy just wanted to go absolutely crazy, no one can no
38:07
one can stop him. And if he wanted to go crazy on a car
38:10
sitting in traffic, he could Where are you gonna go? That thing will
38:13
cut through the car. So this guy, Shane Rimky, narrowly avoids getting
38:19
hit by a rampant, runaway road saw blade. Have you guys ever had
38:25
a near death experience like this with a saw blade? Any near death experience.
38:37
I'm trying to think a near death I mean I had. It was
38:40
a car wreck in December that could have been that that would count had that
38:45
lady been going, you know, a little bit faster, or maybe hit
38:49
your vehicle rise with a slightly different angle. You may not be sitting here
38:52
right now. That is true. Uh yeah, I mean there's also every
38:58
time Trey talks to his mom, that's a near death experience because he wishes
39:01
for death. Yeah. I wish for death for one of us, you
39:07
know, And and a lot of times it's either one I don't. I
39:10
just want the situation to end. Yeah, you'll take it, doesn't matter.
39:14
Yeah, fifty fifty on so flip a coin. Yeah if you said
39:19
that now, and then you're got you guys are gonna both die on the
39:22
same day. And then you gotta go up there and stand in line and
39:24
wait. I don't know how it works to get in heaven, but now
39:27
you're just in line with your mom. I thought I had a few years
39:31
to myself. Yeah, it turns out God does have a sense of humor.
39:37
Now, God would have had a sense of humor had that guy been
39:39
walking my the soam blade hits him, cuts him in half, and then
39:43
he puts himself back together and just like smoke, smoke bombs out of their
39:45
greatest magician trick ever recorded in history. Like that, that would be God
39:51
having us. That's a humor that would be solid. But if you want
39:54
to see a movie or a show where you can kind of see something like
40:00
this happen, there's a show on Netflix called Three Body Problem. It is
40:04
fantastic. Highly recommend it and okay, I will add that to my list
40:09
of shows to watch. And how do you. I'm glad Shane's kids are
40:13
good. I'm sure they came over and like they said, you know,
40:15
he said, they gave him big hugs, and I'm sure he went back
40:17
to the kids, went back to the mom and he's like, the how's
40:21
your dad? And he's like he's alive and still smells like schnops. Is
40:23
that all right? It's also when they realized that the court appointed representative didn't
40:32
know about the visit ahead of time. I've never had a near death experience,
40:42
like narrowly avoiding a runaway saw blade, but I have driven through Florida
40:47
twice. Yeah, that is a that is that's scary, buddy. It
40:55
is Florida is dangerous. I mean, just think of all the animals that
41:00
Florida has that either want to kill you or could kill you. You got
41:04
alligators, You've got crocodiles, snakes, pythons that could swallow a hole if
41:13
it decided to. You know, they're twenty thirty feet long. If it
41:15
really wants you, it'll get you and there's nothing you can do about it.
41:19
And I haven't even mentioned the most dangerous creatures in Florida. Yes,
41:22
Floridians, no cassowaries. What cassowaries? The cassowary. It is the most
41:31
dangerous bird on the planet. It's like a cross between an ostrich and a
41:37
velociraptor. It does not look like it should still be on this earth.
41:45
What you've never seen one? No. It and the shoebill stork are two
41:52
birds that absolutely terrify me. If you google most dangerous bird on the planet,
41:57
you will then learn about the cassowary. Raj Okay, there's actually been
42:02
Let me see if I can find this. Over two hundred attacks on humans
42:09
are reported every year by cassiwaries, yep, as recent as twenty nineteen.
42:17
Ironically enough, actually it's not ironic, it's fitting. In twenty nineteen,
42:23
a Florida man was killed on his own farm by the Cassowary. He owned,
42:30
yes, yes, that you don't. You don't. You don't seem
42:38
to believe us. No, I just I don't know. I'm trying to.
42:43
I'm trying to. It's Cassiwary. I'm looking it up and I and
42:47
then if you need it, there's a shoebill stork right there. They're also
42:52
terrifying shoe shoe bill stork. Okay, it just sounds like, yeah,
42:59
that's one of those kind of like the Cassowary. It looks like a time
43:02
traveler went back to dinosaur times and brought back what he thought were cute birds
43:08
and then they promptly murdered him when they got here, and then now they're
43:12
just here. Birds are the closest closest descents to dinosaurs. And yeah,
43:17
but that's there's still a couple left that you're you're wondering how they're still around
43:22
and Florida imported them because these things are from Australia. Yeah, it's is
43:27
that really important or is that like like you know, how like you if
43:30
you're a school, you had an a sister school and another country. I
43:34
feel like Florida and Australia they're there, they have like a home and home.
43:37
You know, you're you're you're you're our you're our are our brethren from
43:44
on the other hemisphere. I think you know where you're going. Yeah where?
43:47
What what we're gonna have is we're gonna have a reboot of the Parent
43:51
Trap with Australia and Florida. The shoe Bill Store. That just sounds like
43:57
an old baseball player from the twenties, like, you know you got away
44:00
from shoebill stork glub you to death. But I just saw it pulled up.
44:05
I guess the wrong. I'm not I would not be tear. This
44:07
one's called a dwarf castaway, and that just looks like a very hairy bird.
44:14
You gotta watch out for the little ones too, because it's sort of
44:16
like the the would you rather question? Mm hmm. People have asked it
44:22
with ducks, like would you rather defend yourself against a horse sized duck or
44:29
duck sized or like a hundred duck sized horses? That's a weird question.
44:37
And uh, wherever whoever asked you that question was his name Shane. That
44:50
bird doesn't scare you, see, I didn't see that one, the one
44:53
that it pulled us. Look at its eyes. It's looking right through your
44:58
soul into your heart, which is going to eat. And it's got that
45:00
thing on its head like dinosaurs. It looks like a turkey dinosaur. Yes,
45:06
yes, and the turkey dinosaur is is dangerous. It's the most dangerous.
45:13
That's sorry. I'm the most dangerous bird that you can get murdered by
45:16
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I didn't do it until we were in the airport leaving Vegas, and I
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did not want to get on the plane because I just got the hot machine
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and I was like, we're staying, but we live here. Now did
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you hear about the guy? It was like Christmas or whatever, and his
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wife had bought him one of the fake scratch offs and he scratched it off
46:21
and it said he had won like fifteen million. And she thought that they
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dot com. Raj there was some other news that I meant to mention to
47:37
you at the beginning of the show to give you a heads up, time
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to think about it, and time for you to I guess accept or come
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to terms with this. Okay. Are you on OnlyFans? No? I'm
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not. Are you sure yes? Okay, because there's a possibility here that
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you might be in an only fans video? Okay, that would be that
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would be frightening. But you know, I was in Utah for a couple
48:14
of days. I don't know what they do up there. Well, in
48:15
Utah. Recently, there is a couple that on social media and their only
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Fans account goes by the handle Naughty Travelers, and they've gotten themselves in a
48:25
little bit of a situation because Kaylee and her fiance recently, for their OnlyFans
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content, went to Zion Park in Utah, which is a site of religious
48:43
importance due to its rock formations, which are thought to reflect God's majesty.
48:47
The area is even known as the Heavenly City of God, and they filmed
48:53
sex acts there for their OnlyFans account. And since you were in Utah,
49:00
the date of this story coincides with when you were in Utah filming your special.
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Yes, so I'm just letting you know if you want to add a
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new credit to when you get brought up on stage can also be seen in
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OnlyFans. Yeah, I mean it didn't throw that out there. It worked
49:19
for Matt Rife because he released special on Only Fans, so that credit work
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for him. But he's doing comedy, not two white people in Utah.
49:30
So so the Kaylee Killy in is twenty seven and she gets a thrill out
49:37
of having sex in public. But her most recent venue has caused quite a
49:42
stir among the Christian community Zion Park in Utah, the site of religious religious
49:47
importance because of its rock formations, also known as Heavenly City of God.
49:52
She and her fiance's account boasts over five hundred thousand Instagram fans and they recently
49:59
visited the park. She and her fiance Cody, and they are known for
50:06
their frisky outdoor activities. She was brought up Baptist, and she says having
50:09
sex at a taboo site was a huge part of the thrill. She and
50:13
Cody took the social media to tease followers on their latest antics ahead of their
50:17
trip, saying We're gonna have a whole lot of fun. Kaylee's from Arizona.
50:22
She said, I was brought up Baptist. In my fiance as a
50:24
Christian, it definitely made it a little more than naughty because we knew religious
50:28
people would be upset. We would never do anything like this at a church,
50:31
so this is probably the closest we would get to that. Well,
50:37
it's good they have a moral compass inside the church. Absolutely not in the
50:43
city called the Heavenly City of God. Fair in the House of God.
50:51
Absolutely not in the City of God, for sure. Well maybe if the
50:55
church was nicer looking, because she says, we chose the spot with the
51:00
most beautiful view that we could find. It was risky, and we know
51:02
we could get arrested or at the very least a stern talking to if we
51:06
were caught. We're always worried when we do it out in the open and
51:09
try to make sure no one is around. But that's part of the thrill
51:13
as well. Uh. This is their second National Park to have sex in
51:17
openly and film for their OnlyFans content. The first was the Grand Canyon,
51:22
which may have also been her nickname in high school. I just I just
51:31
like the way they're they're they're scouting, you know, they're they're making sure
51:35
you know that the money shot is framed with the scenic background. Ansel Adams
51:40
would be proud. That's that's the calendar that we haven't yet seen from him.
51:50
A Cody in front of Zion Park is that that's Cody? Follow it
52:01
up with an ic you know, Norman rockwell S painting. She's on her
52:08
knees, he's serving Thanksgiving dinner. But at least she has like some American
52:15
flag necklaces her earrings. No, I think you had it right with the
52:22
necklace. Yeah. I don't want to desecrate the flag, just k just
52:30
don't use it as the rag. Now. While Kayley acknowledges people might find
52:36
their actions at Zion Park disrespectful, she's stressed that the couple does not intend
52:40
to upset anyone. She said, We don't mean any disrespect. We're just
52:44
not religious people anymore. Our main goal is to just enjoy the view in
52:49
the way that we like to enjoy it. We want to have sex outside
52:52
as much as possible. She likes to enjoy the view face down. Ass
52:58
up, that's and isn't that the best view? That way you can both
53:09
take in the sites together. Oh man, all right, thank you for
53:19
hanging out with us inside the treehouse today. We appreciate it. We will
53:22
see you back here on Monday for episode ninety episodes. See you then,