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What's the CRAZIEST (non-sexual) thing you've done IN THE NUDE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake you ass up, John Jay and Rich what's crack
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  Speaker 1: a leg?
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  Speaker 2: And this is the big boss dove snoopy deagle double.
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  Speaker 3: Gigsel thing boom, what you don't do, j We're not
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  Speaker 3: talking about rid ten team.
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  Speaker 4: We're not talking about last year.
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  Speaker 5: It's the one and only dog y'all the glasses as
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  Speaker 5: the big smooth eagle double jibble in your face to
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  Speaker 5: me and in the place to be.
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  Speaker 1: And you're listening to John Jay and Rich. Wake your
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  Speaker 1: ass Hey, Carly, good morning, what's up?
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  Speaker 6: Good morning? I know you guys are talking about things
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  Speaker 6: that you learned embarrassingly late, and I have one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what'd you do? What'd you learn?
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  Speaker 4: So?
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  Speaker 6: And it wasn't actually super late in life, but when
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  Speaker 6: I was really young, I asked my mom what God
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  Speaker 6: looked like, and she said something to the effect of
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  Speaker 6: nobody really knows because he's a being. And I heard
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  Speaker 6: bean b E a n. And so one time, when
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  Speaker 6: I was around ten, I drew a picture of God
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  Speaker 6: and it was like Alima Bean sitting a throne with
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  Speaker 6: a crown on. And someone asked me why that was God,
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  Speaker 6: and I had to tell them. So that's when I
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  Speaker 6: realized it there was a difference between B E A
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  Speaker 6: N and B.
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  Speaker 4: E I N G.
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  Speaker 7: Hello.
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  Speaker 8: Good.
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  Speaker 1: You know you don't know that he doesn't look like
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  Speaker 1: a being might have been inspired.
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  Speaker 6: Actually we don't and I don't know. Maybe he looks
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  Speaker 6: like a pinto bean. But for me it was a
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  Speaker 6: line of bean.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great story. But you learned at ten. You
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  Speaker 1: didn't learn it at thirty.
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  Speaker 6: No, exactly. Well, I mean I'm saying I think I
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  Speaker 6: was ten. Maybe I was twenty just last those years
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  Speaker 6: are so far away from me now that it could
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  Speaker 6: have been twenty.
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  Speaker 1: The bean on the thrones a good image, saith.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Carl so too.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, Carly, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 6: Oh you're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Love you guys, Love you too.
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  Speaker 9: So in my routine that I have my daily routine,
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  Speaker 9: the old morning routine, I have a very strict ritual.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 9: I go and I do some stretches, I do a
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  Speaker 9: little bit of lifting weights.
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  Speaker 1: I do some breathing.
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  Speaker 9: I meditated with this chant, and then I go into
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  Speaker 9: my hot tub, and in my hot tub I kind
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  Speaker 9: of pray out loud and do stuff. Then I get
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  Speaker 9: my cold plunge, and then I come in here and
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  Speaker 9: yesterday afternoon, and this is the first rule problem. But
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  Speaker 9: my hot tub was not hot, and I reached out
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  Speaker 9: to Travis, the pool guy, and I'm like, hey man,
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  Speaker 9: hot tub's not hot.
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  Speaker 1: It's only it's eighty six. By the way, eighty six.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty hot, isn't it. No freaking way, bath water,
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  Speaker 1: it's not even bad.
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  Speaker 10: Think about it. Your body's normal temperature is what ninety
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  Speaker 10: eight point seven water? That's eighty six. It's colder than
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  Speaker 10: what your normal body TIMPs.
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  Speaker 9: Right, true logic from the librats.
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  Speaker 1: Tomorrow.
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  Speaker 9: You got to ask what's the normal body temperature? Well,
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  Speaker 9: you're right, You're right, one hundred percent, right house, it
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  Speaker 9: was like eighty six. So this morning I asked the
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  Speaker 9: pool guy to fix it last time and he couldn't.
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  Speaker 9: And when I got in this morning, I was like,
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  Speaker 9: it's eighty four. So I just did my breathing. I
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  Speaker 9: just did my breathing, and then I went strictly into
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  Speaker 9: cold plunge. Right, So I was in the cold plunge
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  Speaker 9: for this morning and I am freezing right now, Like
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  Speaker 9: it is just a whole different ball game. But it's
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  Speaker 9: a whole different ballgame when you don't hot tub before
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  Speaker 9: you come like I'm just cold punch, and it's just
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  Speaker 9: so icy cold, like my fingertips.
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  Speaker 1: Everything feels like I've been sitting in snow.
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  Speaker 10: It's also like like, I, okay, so we've been in
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  Speaker 10: this studio for a long time and I've always had
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  Speaker 10: to have some sort of like snow jacket blanket just
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  Speaker 10: to stay a little bit warm. And neither one of
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  Speaker 10: you have ever been cold until you started cold plunging.
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  Speaker 10: And that's kind of like my husband does the same thing.
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  Speaker 10: Whenever he cold plunges. He's like it's kind of cold
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  Speaker 10: in the house. Right now, I'm like, welcome to my life.
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  Speaker 11: Oh my god, this is well.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna say pain.
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  Speaker 11: No, I was gonna say, yeah, like you cold plunge.
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  Speaker 11: But also I feel like you've been getting really cold
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  Speaker 11: in here, like coming to stand by the heater when
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  Speaker 11: you started getting your blood removed, Like isn't that like
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  Speaker 11: low Like could that be like something to do with it?
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  Speaker 11: Because isn't it like if you have poor blood circulation,
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  Speaker 11: you could get colder?
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  Speaker 1: And worth saying that he's having his blood removed for fun,
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  Speaker 1: right right?
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  Speaker 11: I mean.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not talking about like, yes, lately I been cold,
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  Speaker 9: but today is different. Today is ten times more cold
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  Speaker 9: than normal. You know, when you're out in the snow
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  Speaker 9: and you're skiing, or you're out playing the snow and
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  Speaker 9: your toes get ice, ice, ice, ice ice.
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  Speaker 1: That's where I'm at right now.
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  Speaker 10: That's how I feel every morning in this studio for
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  Speaker 10: the last fifteen years. If you have to hear your hya,
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  Speaker 10: I told I was tell Scott, I'm like, I don't
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  Speaker 10: need a cold punch. My whole life is a cold punch.
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  Speaker 1: So check this out. So my wife did something nice
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  Speaker 1: for me.
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  Speaker 9: She got me a massage yesterday and it was at
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  Speaker 9: one o'clock I think was my massage. And it was
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  Speaker 9: a guy, a guy named Stacy's his name funny because
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  Speaker 9: your wife's names stage. It's a guy named Stacy. He's
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  Speaker 9: been doing massage for thirty two years. Probably the best
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  Speaker 9: massage I've ever had in my entire life. Really yeah,
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  Speaker 9: this guy's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 10: What made it so fantastic?
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  Speaker 9: He just deep hissoe, he just moved differently. And then
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  Speaker 9: I found out I was asking him how he started,
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  Speaker 9: and he learned massage in South Dakota from a small school.
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  Speaker 9: It was a really older, an older woman, and she
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  Speaker 9: was like, you know, like very mister Miyagi, like throw
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  Speaker 9: a coin in the air, two coins in the air,
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  Speaker 9: and you have to grab them, catch him and be
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  Speaker 9: which one's heavier. So you learn touch and you learn all.
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  Speaker 9: He learned all these weird ways to do massage. Then
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  Speaker 9: he went to massage school here and anyway, he's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 9: But the point of what I'm getting at with the
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  Speaker 9: story is that Blake was gone and I had to
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  Speaker 9: meet him at the house and it was a twelve.
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  Speaker 9: I thought the massage was one, but it was a
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  Speaker 9: toll forty five. And I got home in time to
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  Speaker 9: make some eggs, and I see him pull up, and
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  Speaker 9: I got six dogs, and one of my dogs likes
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  Speaker 9: to kill people, so I have to make sure that
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  Speaker 9: dog's not around. So when I see him coming into
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  Speaker 9: the house, I tried to get the dogs to go
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  Speaker 9: into our playrooms. I lock the door, and we had
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  Speaker 9: my son Jake. When I get home, he goes. The
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  Speaker 9: landscapers were at the house, and so we had to
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  Speaker 9: close the doggy door right because if the doggy door's open,
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  Speaker 9: the dog would try to kill the landscaper. So I
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  Speaker 9: tried to get and so Stacy comes in the house
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  Speaker 9: with his massage table and everything, and I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 9: just go on up to the bedroom and I'll meet
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  Speaker 9: you up there. So he's going up to the stairs
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  Speaker 9: to the bedroom. I'm trying to rally all the dogs
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  Speaker 9: and then I hear him upstairs go I'm like what
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  Speaker 9: and he goes, no, it never mind. I'm like, the
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  Speaker 9: heck scene, let's see what's the yelling for it? Do
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  Speaker 9: you want a sandwich?
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  Speaker 1: I got? So I get all the dogs rallied up.
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  Speaker 9: I go upstairs and there is a like a little
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  Speaker 9: carpet little rug like a welcome map we have before
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  Speaker 9: you go in our bedroom. I never really noticed it before,
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  Speaker 9: and it's all pushed to the side and I go,
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  Speaker 9: I'll go, hey, oh what happened? He goes, well, I
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  Speaker 9: walked up and then I saw that. I go, what
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  Speaker 9: is it? And he goes dog poop and I'm like, oh, man,
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  Speaker 9: I go because the dog door was closed, so the
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  Speaker 9: dogs had nowhere to go, so the dog pooped up
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  Speaker 9: there and I go, oh, man, I'm sorry, I'm glad
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  Speaker 9: you didn't step, and he goes, oh, I did step.
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  Speaker 9: And he took off his shoes before he got in
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  Speaker 9: my house. He stepped on it in socks.
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  Speaker 11: That's the worst of the worst, better than the barefoot,
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  Speaker 11: because if his barefoot, it would go.
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  Speaker 9: Socks should never getting back. I stepped in it barefoot before.
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  Speaker 9: I've never stepped in it in socks before. And I
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  Speaker 9: when I'm when I looked, I was like, I gotta
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  Speaker 9: hope it's the little dog.
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  Speaker 1: Open up.
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  Speaker 9: I unfold the welcome Matt and it is a big dog.
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  Speaker 9: And I'm like, oh my god, I'm so And I
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  Speaker 9: look at him and he's got one sock on. So
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  Speaker 9: I'm like, oh man, he goes, can I go into
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  Speaker 9: your bathroom and wash off in the sea. I'm like,
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  Speaker 9: oh god, I want to wash it my saint's. And
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  Speaker 9: then I'm like, here, hold on a minute, I go,
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  Speaker 9: can I just give you a pair? So I go,
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  Speaker 9: and I have a pair of socks that I mean,
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  Speaker 9: I have a you know those socks they're all connected
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  Speaker 9: with the brand new they're up. Yeah, I pull off
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  Speaker 9: a pair of these socks. I go here, use these socks.
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  Speaker 9: I'm this, I thirteen, right, I think he's like a seven.
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  Speaker 1: So they look at pantyhose on him.
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  Speaker 9: So he puts the socks on and then we start
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  Speaker 9: to do the massage and he's slipping and sliding everywhere,
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  Speaker 9: and I'm like, he goes, I just go barefoot. I'm like, yeah, sure, man,
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  Speaker 9: sure even go barefoot. It was so embarrassing.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: So I'm like, how long you do massage? He goes,
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  Speaker 9: thirty two years. I go, any chance you've stepped in
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  Speaker 9: dog poop before? And He's like never, never, I never
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  Speaker 9: want to come back in thirty two years and doing that.
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  Speaker 8: Wow.
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  Speaker 9: So every time I was getting massaged and everyone so
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  Speaker 9: I would just bust out laughing and be embarrassed. I'm
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  Speaker 9: so sorry. I'm so sorry. And he's got too many dogs.
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  Speaker 1: You got too many dogs. I got too many dogs.
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  Speaker 1: It's too many dogs, man.
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  Speaker 9: And there, and I think, I don't know if I
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  Speaker 9: told you guys that the two old ones we got one,
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  Speaker 9: there's like fourteen when this nineteen and I'm expecting them
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  Speaker 9: to pass this year.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's sad, is it?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: So Blake, Blake tells me, I just taco lego. We
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  Speaker 9: took them back to the back. Guess what, they're so healthy.
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  Speaker 9: They got another five years.
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  Speaker 1: Like no, no, yeah, they're getting all that good dog
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  Speaker 1: food in that beautiful house. Eating, doing whatever they want,
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  Speaker 1: running free. Oh man, their life. I just no more.
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  Speaker 1: After six dogs.
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  Speaker 9: I told Blake, I'll never ever whenever these dogs move on,
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  Speaker 9: never again, and She's like, I will always have a dog.
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  Speaker 9: The text line you text JJR and whatever you want
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  Speaker 9: to say to us to the number nine six eight
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  Speaker 9: nine three.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a text here from five to zero number.
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  Speaker 9: Every time I hear Kyle on war the roses, I'm
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  Speaker 9: always super impressed at her skills to sell the roses.
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  Speaker 1: She would be good at sales too.
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  Speaker 9: Love the show you guys, She's right every time you
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  Speaker 9: says like, oh, yeah, I got it. Of course I'll
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  Speaker 9: take those from us, Yes, of course. Uh Peyton, what's
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  Speaker 9: the vibe for horoscopes today?
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  Speaker 11: Well, I'm gonna tell each zodiac sign how you act
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  Speaker 11: when you're just in a mood.
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  Speaker 1: One of those days, Hi, Caitlin, what you're signing? Good morning?
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  Speaker 8: Good morning?
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  Speaker 12: My sign is aries aries.
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  Speaker 11: When you're in a mood, you're just the explosive one.
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  Speaker 11: You're mad and everyone knows it. You do not do
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  Speaker 11: that whole bottling it up thing. Your anger. It gets loud,
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  Speaker 11: immediate and usually includes slamming something down, and the worst
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  Speaker 11: part about all of it though. You aries you're over
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  Speaker 11: it in like five minutes, but everyone else around you
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  Speaker 11: is like traumatized from what they just went.
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  Speaker 13: That is pretty accurate.
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  Speaker 12: Although I've gotten better, my cousin has kind of helped
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  Speaker 12: hold me down a bit. Hey, good good A great
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  Speaker 12: day you too.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Rachel, what's your son?
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  Speaker 14: Hi?
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  Speaker 15: Good morning? I am a Capricorn.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, Capricorns. When it comes to you being just in
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  Speaker 11: a mood, you're the kind of person that's just all
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  Speaker 11: just work through it. Instead of dealing with your feelings,
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  Speaker 11: you distract yourself with work or errands or literally anything productive.
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  Speaker 11: You'd rather die than let those emotions mess up your routine.
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  Speaker 11: But once that one push it that, once that one
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  Speaker 11: person pushes you too far, it's over for them, you
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  Speaker 11: see red.
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  Speaker 16: Yep, that's true totally.
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  Speaker 1: Bye, Rachel, have a great.
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  Speaker 13: Day, by guys.
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  Speaker 1: What's up? What's up?
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  Speaker 17: Good morning?
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  Speaker 1: Gemini?
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  Speaker 11: All right, Gemini is when you are in a mood,
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  Speaker 11: you are just the passive, aggressive roaster. You say you're fine,
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  Speaker 11: but the sarcasm is through the roof. You start low
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  Speaker 11: key roasting everyone in your path, and people start wondering
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  Speaker 11: if they should be offended. Or scared. You're ranting to
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  Speaker 11: one friend while sending ten tweets about it. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 11: already know. Be careful if you're passing a Gemini, you
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  Speaker 11: might catch a stray.
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  Speaker 16: Hi November, Hi, good morning, No.
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  Speaker 11: Taurus, you guys are this silent treatment expert when you
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  Speaker 11: are in a mood, but you won't say it, like,
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  Speaker 11: you're just going to be extra slow to respond. You're
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  Speaker 11: going to cancel plans and suddenly you become a professional
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  Speaker 11: at ignoring everybody's text. You eventually talk about it, but
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  Speaker 11: only after you've treated yourself to an expensive meal and
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  Speaker 11: taken a nap.
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  Speaker 16: Well, that's true, that's true, Peyton. I gotta have my
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  Speaker 16: nap and I gotta have my meal.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, and then you're good.
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  Speaker 17: You're back to being happy, and then I'm okay, that's
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  Speaker 17: most of us, all right, Hi, Harper him all.
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  Speaker 11: Right, Harper, I got you for Scorpio. So when you're
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  Speaker 11: just in a bad mood, you are the one that's
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  Speaker 11: secretly plotting on everyone, Like no one knows when you're
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  Speaker 11: really mad until it's too late. You keep it all
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  Speaker 11: bottled up. You acting normal and chill and cool, but
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  Speaker 11: deep down, you're already planning your revenge, Harper, and when
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  Speaker 11: you finally snap, good luck to whoever caused it.
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  Speaker 16: That's so true.
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  Speaker 18: Yeah, you Scorpio's your spicy h Harper.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day you too, Thank you bye, do
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  Speaker 1: you ever?
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  Speaker 11: Libra Libra Kyle, you're the I swear I'm fine liar.
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  Speaker 11: When you're in a mood, you hate confrontation, so you're
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  Speaker 11: gonna say I'm fine while low Keith throwing shade. You'll
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  Speaker 11: start to act extra nice, like too nice, smiling through
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  Speaker 11: the pain, being a little too agreeable. And then you
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  Speaker 11: go and you call your best friend and you rank
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  Speaker 11: to them about how mad you actually are.
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  Speaker 10: It's probably very true.
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  Speaker 11: Richie, my pices, you are the everything is personal one.
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  Speaker 11: When you are upset, it's never just one thing. Suddenly
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  Speaker 11: everything hurts your feelings and you're deep in your main
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  Speaker 11: character moment. You low key want people to notice, but
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  Speaker 11: if they actually start asking what's wrong, you'll say nothing,
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  Speaker 11: and then you'll just go cry about it later.
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  Speaker 1: Hard you deny.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, Leo Leo's. When we are in a mood, Leo's
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  Speaker 11: we are the one where everyone needs to know everything.
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  Speaker 11: We will not suffer in silence. We will text the
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  Speaker 11: group chat, we will post a cryptic instant story and
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  Speaker 11: we will dramatically sigh every five minutes. If nobody asks
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  Speaker 11: a leo, we will bring it up ourselves because our
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  Speaker 11: pain must be acknowledged. And this is so true.
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  Speaker 1: That is.
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  Speaker 11: Everybody's gonna hear me out.
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  Speaker 1: Payton's coming to me with problems before I feel like I
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  Speaker 1: give you the solution. Then I'm like, why did you
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  Speaker 1: tell everybody else about your problem? But we gotta fix
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 9: I love cryptic posts on Twitter and stuff where you
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  Speaker 9: treat you like, oh, what's.
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  Speaker 1: Going on with that?
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  Speaker 9: You know what it's like when it's uh good news,
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  Speaker 9: like when someone will be like big things coming.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 11: How about Virgo Virgos, you are the overthinker. When you
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  Speaker 11: are in a mood, you get mad, but instead of
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  Speaker 11: expressing it, you make a mental list of everything that
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  Speaker 11: has ever annoyed you about that person. You replay conversations
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  Speaker 11: word for word, You overanalyze every little thing, and you
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  Speaker 11: consider sending that paragraph text, but instead you just go silent.
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  Speaker 1: Not even if we need to get to your sign there.
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  Speaker 9: I'll post on our website at Johnjenriched dot com.
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  Speaker 1: It's John J.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: And rich.
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  Speaker 9: I saw this thing about what's allowed on a plane,
• 14:35
  Speaker 9: what's not allowed on a.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Plane, and then uh did it change?
• 14:40
  Speaker 9: Well, somebody was trying to bring well, I don't want
• 14:42
  Speaker 9: to tell you, well somebody you know what a.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Botch you ball is.
• 14:45
  Speaker 10: It's isn't it just like a really heavy little ball?
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah? And they weren't allowed to bring it on a.
• 14:50
  Speaker 10: Plane because it could be a weapon.
• 14:52
  Speaker 9: Right, So I have a list, a little quiz. I
• 14:55
  Speaker 9: want to run by you guys. You tell me if
• 14:56
  Speaker 9: you can bring this on a plane or not. I'm
• 14:59
  Speaker 9: a s shetty. No, you cannot bring a machete on
• 15:03
  Speaker 9: an airplane.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Don't do that.
• 15:05
  Speaker 9: A kumquat yes, yes, bochy ball no no, A single
• 15:14
  Speaker 9: knitting needle.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: No, yes you can, you can't, but not.
• 15:19
  Speaker 9: To not to a can of gasoline no. A live lobster, yeah, yes,
• 15:27
  Speaker 9: you can bring a live los.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: If it's like one, be your weapon. It's an emotional
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: support lobster. Can you bring a bowling ball? No, yes
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: you can.
• 15:36
  Speaker 11: You can bring a ball because the ball is smaller
• 15:40
  Speaker 11: and you can really throw.
• 15:41
  Speaker 9: It, but you can hold it the three figures and
• 15:45
  Speaker 9: sad with it.
• 15:46
  Speaker 10: You'll see it.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: If I were in the bachi community, I'd been sensed.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: What about a snow globe, No, I don't know.
• 15:55
  Speaker 11: It's like you've flown no liquid.
• 15:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Kyle's right, but yes, if it's under three point
• 16:02
  Speaker 9: two fluid ounces you can bring in.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: What about a chainsaw? No?
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: No?
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: What about an ant farm with ants?
• 16:10
  Speaker 11: No?
• 16:10
  Speaker 9: Sure, yes, yes you can. You let all the ants out,
• 16:14
  Speaker 9: and then it's like, who let all these ants on
• 16:16
  Speaker 9: this mother ethan plane? There's hands on a plane? A
• 16:23
  Speaker 9: lightsaber a toy lightsaber, sure, yes, it says.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, but one time they would let them. They took
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: it away from my kid, a real lightsaber, I would think.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: No.
• 16:32
  Speaker 9: What about the magic eight ball? Yes, yes, no, you cannot.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Bring liquid inside, probably dangerous. What about nail clippers? Yes yes?
• 16:42
  Speaker 9: What about a pool queue, yes, poll queue, a pool queue, yeah,
• 16:46
  Speaker 9: it's like you're, you know, your shooting pool, shooting pool?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: The stick pool stick?
• 16:49
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 16:50
  Speaker 10: A pool stick?
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: No, no, you cannot.
• 16:52
  Speaker 9: Really, A solid chocolate bar, yes, yes, A twelve inch
• 16:58
  Speaker 9: cast iron skillet.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, no you cannot it give you a weapon, you're heavy,
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: that's what got meds. What about safety matches, safety matches, no, yes,
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: you can really. What about handcuffs, yes, yes. What about
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: a microwave oven? Yes, yes you can. What you can
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: bring a microwave on if you want some hot pockets
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: on your flight? What about human remains? Yes, yes you can?
• 17:25
  Speaker 10: What oh I mean yeah, because I guess, like you know,
• 17:28
  Speaker 10: someone passes away?
• 17:29
  Speaker 11: How are you?
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Those are some things to bring on a plane. So
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I saw this thing BuzzFeed.
• 17:37
  Speaker 9: This article off a BuzzFeed is making the rounds because
• 17:40
  Speaker 9: it highlights ridiculous British phrases that Americans can't believe are real, like.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: And kind. After I say the phrase, will you say
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: it in the English accent? Oh?
• 17:51
  Speaker 19: Sure?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Full of beans?
• 17:53
  Speaker 10: That's full of beans.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: It means you're full of energy. Oh really like he's
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: a full of beans.
• 18:00
  Speaker 9: This means if you throw a temper tantrum, you're throwing.
• 18:03
  Speaker 9: It's called throw a wobbly.
• 18:05
  Speaker 10: All right now, don't throw a wobbley right now, you're
• 18:07
  Speaker 10: gonna be all right.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Okay. Now, this means it's cold outside. Brass monkeys, brass monkeys,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: that funky monkey.
• 18:17
  Speaker 9: They say this phrase that's about as useful as a
• 18:20
  Speaker 9: chocolate teapot.
• 18:21
  Speaker 10: Well, that's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: This next phrase means that you're going to jail.
• 18:27
  Speaker 9: Spent the weekend at her majesty's pleasure, Well, you just.
• 18:34
  Speaker 10: Spent the weekend at her majesty's pleasure.
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: This next phrase means to make fun of someone, or
• 18:40
  Speaker 9: someone's crossing the line and it's taking the mickey.
• 18:43
  Speaker 10: All right, now, you're taking the mickey on that one.
• 18:47
  Speaker 9: This next phrase means you're losing your mind, gone completely delayly.
• 18:52
  Speaker 11: I've gone completely delightly, right now, what's happening?
• 18:57
  Speaker 9: This next phrase means like takes the cake, but in
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: a negative way, usually used to show frustration.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: The phrases takes the biscuit, what takes the bisky? Okay?
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: This next phrase means just like that, and the phrases
• 19:12
  Speaker 9: Bob's your uncle.
• 19:14
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, and then Bob's your uncle, and then Bob's
• 19:20
  Speaker 10: your uncle.
• 19:21
  Speaker 11: We went to the house.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Well you know what you here too is when they
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: say just bugger out of nowhere. Bugger Yeah, but Bob's
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: your uncle. I've heard quite a bit like on TV. No,
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: we go to the bank, we do this, and then
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Bob's your uncle.
• 19:33
  Speaker 9: If you watch the movie with Jennifer Lopez and Brett Goldstein,
• 19:37
  Speaker 9: they do a whole thing on a word that we
• 19:38
  Speaker 9: can never ever say, and how that word in England
• 19:41
  Speaker 9: is just casual. But he gets set to human resources
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: per se.
• 19:45
  Speaker 10: It's not a good word.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Not a good word. Good morning, and.
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• 19:55
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  Speaker 5: Jay and Rich.
• 20:01
  Speaker 10: Bags, stacks and nags chun Jay and Rich.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: All right, I have stacks of information. Rich has life hacks.
• 20:10
  Speaker 9: A new study found the average Americans commute is worth
• 20:14
  Speaker 9: eight and fifty eight dollars a year.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: That's not including gas.
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: It's just how much the average worker would get if
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: they were paid for all the time commuting.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Wow, you guys drive a lot too, I don't a lot.
• 20:26
  Speaker 9: According to new survey, the average dinner time is six
• 20:29
  Speaker 9: forty four PM. At that time, forty percent of people
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: forty four percent of people eat in the kitchen, thirty
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: five percent of people eating the dining room table, twenty
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: five percent eat at a table in the living room,
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: and the rest eat on the couch.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I love eating on the couch. I love it so much.
• 20:42
  Speaker 11: I eat my.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Room you too, like like on the bed.
• 20:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah, but also I feel like that's just what happens
• 20:49
  Speaker 11: when you live with your grandma.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Well, like we actually have we have low key disagreements
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: about that because my wife loved to eat bed yeah,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: could eat.
• 20:57
  Speaker 11: I get crumbs everywhere.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: It's a bedtime to salat, Like that is gross. I
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: do not want to roll over on a creuton. And
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: she thinks it's hilarious. Last night she thought I was.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: I was in the basement in my studio and she
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: thought she could get away with it. So I came
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: up and she said, oh, bedtime doritos, And I'm like,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: that is so gross. Why can't you eat in the
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: kitchen and move?
• 21:20
  Speaker 10: And He's like, she could get away with it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: She said, I was being terrible. I'm like you much.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: She's liked bed brito.
• 21:27
  Speaker 10: Richie is down in the basement. We all know rich
• 21:29
  Speaker 10: has really great hearing. He here's the crunch of a
• 21:31
  Speaker 10: chip and runs upstairs. I don't think so.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: She's like, you were downstairs for hours.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I get one ship and you're up here. You know.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I met flattys night when I worked in Dallas. I
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: worked for a station that did these concerts and she
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: was doing a like a little show for the radio station.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: They were all hanging out in rehearsals and she walks
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: up to me. She's like, I'm supposed to go up
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: and rehearse, but I ain't had one chip.
• 22:00
  Speaker 20: Give me a chip, give me a back of chip.
• 22:02
  Speaker 20: So all right, I'll go get your back of chip.
• 22:04
  Speaker 20: So I go get her a bag of chips. Nothing said.
• 22:07
  Speaker 20: She does the concert. She thanks me during the show
• 22:09
  Speaker 20: for a bag of chip. She's like, because this man,
• 22:11
  Speaker 20: I got a bag of chips. That's why I'm sicking
• 22:13
  Speaker 20: to night. So she was very cool. I like her
• 22:14
  Speaker 20: a lot. She's a cool lady.
• 22:16
  Speaker 9: AI note taking apps are getting employees in trouble with
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: HR So have you guys seen these AI note taking apps.
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: It's common for a few people to stick around on
• 22:24
  Speaker 9: Zoom and keep chatting after Mini ends. They forget the
• 22:27
  Speaker 9: AI still listening, and it's they spill gossip and their
• 22:30
  Speaker 9: comments get shared with the whole teams. A list of
• 22:36
  Speaker 9: amazing foods that other people people think are orated is trending,
• 22:41
  Speaker 9: like truffle oil, tomahawk steaks, hot honey ranch, macaroons, Dubai chocolate,
• 22:47
  Speaker 9: macha and smash burgers.
• 22:49
  Speaker 10: I agree with.
• 22:51
  Speaker 11: I don't because the hot honey on a pepperoni pizza
• 22:54
  Speaker 11: with ranch, that's.
• 22:55
  Speaker 10: The one I don't agree with. I don't. That's that's
• 22:58
  Speaker 10: that's twenty percent. It's like the hot honey and the ranch,
• 23:02
  Speaker 10: but everything else in there I kind.
• 23:03
  Speaker 11: Of agree with.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Have you heard of chef Gordon Ramsay talk about never
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: using truffle oil though he said truffles, ruffle butter, whatever
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: is okay, But truffle oil is made from the same
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: stuff that they make perfume from, So it's chemical like chemicals,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: and you don't want to adjust that.
• 23:19
  Speaker 9: Toyota is recalling more than one hundred and forty thousand
• 23:22
  Speaker 9: pre assistices. We're having doors that can unexpectedly open. I
• 23:26
  Speaker 9: think you have one of those.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Weight you're riches. I do I actually have a door
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: that unexpectedly open? Yeah? You take it.
• 23:30
  Speaker 9: In A random poll asks how do you feel about
• 23:34
  Speaker 9: other people making puns?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Fourteen percent of people say they love it, three percent
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: hate it. A pun? What's a pun? Rich? A pun
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: that would be like a clever little joke or a
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: funny little joke that's funny. Yeah.
• 23:49
  Speaker 9: Men are more into puns than women. We should be surprising.
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: Younger adults like them more than older fish.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: They're like, they're like dad jokes, little tiny dad jokes.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: What do you got for uh, life hacks? Little tiny dad. Well,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: here's a hack. When you're trying a little tiny dad.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: When you're trying to learn something, here's a hack that'll
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  Speaker 1: work for you. Don't just read it, don't just highlight it.
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  Speaker 1: The secret to learning something, say the experts, is pretending
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: that you have to teach it to somebody else out loud.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Explain it like they know nothing, because the moment that
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: you can teach it, you actually understand it. If you
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: can't explain it yet, then you don't know it yet.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: That is the hack. Learn it like you're gonna teach
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: it to somebody for the first time. Then you know
• 24:28
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• 24:31
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• 24:42
  Speaker 9: People online are listing the wildest Listen carefully to this
• 24:47
  Speaker 9: The wildest non sexual things they've done naked in their
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: birthday suit in the buff. Non sexual things you've done naked.
• 24:56
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna go over this list. Savannah Savannah Savannah. People
• 25:01
  Speaker 9: are listing the craziest the wildest non sexual things they've
• 25:06
  Speaker 9: done in the buff.
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  Speaker 1: What do you got?
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  Speaker 13: Okay, so this is so embarrassing, But the craziest non
• 25:14
  Speaker 13: sexual thing I've done naked was fully assembling Ikia furniture.
• 25:21
  Speaker 13: I had just put self panner on and I didn't
• 25:24
  Speaker 13: want my clothes like messing it up.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: So I'm just like.
• 25:27
  Speaker 13: In my apartment, I am completely naked, and I am sweating.
• 25:32
  Speaker 13: I am screaming at these sweetish instructions that don't make
• 25:36
  Speaker 13: any sense. And at one point, maintenance walked in unannounced
• 25:42
  Speaker 13: because there's a leak downstairs, which I need to know
• 25:45
  Speaker 13: that they could do that, and they caught me crouched
• 25:48
  Speaker 13: over my half felt dresser.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that.
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: Wrench.
• 25:54
  Speaker 13: I'm like, literally like a little gollum, like over my dresser,
• 25:58
  Speaker 13: naked with self are on. And you literally backed out
• 26:02
  Speaker 13: so slowly and went, you know what, I'll just come
• 26:04
  Speaker 13: back tomorrow.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Listen, I want to red fly.
• 26:08
  Speaker 9: And we said non sexual, and you said, you're holding
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: on to Alan's wrenches.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: That's not right.
• 26:16
  Speaker 11: You made it that way non.
• 26:18
  Speaker 9: Sexual, Savannah. Okay, well, thank you for sharing that story.
• 26:21
  Speaker 9: It's a great visual.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
• 26:24
  Speaker 13: It was really bad. I almost thought about moving.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Got to preserve the tan though.
• 26:29
  Speaker 9: All right, So on this list eight seven seven ninety
• 26:31
  Speaker 9: three seven one to four seven. What's the craziest non
• 26:33
  Speaker 9: sexual thing you've done naked? This person is just painting
• 26:37
  Speaker 9: a room. I didn't want to mess up my clothes.
• 26:40
  Speaker 9: This person and I never you know, does anybody hear
• 26:43
  Speaker 9: scuba dive? I'm a scuba diver. No, I've been scuba
• 26:46
  Speaker 9: diving a long time. But this person says, scuba diving
• 26:48
  Speaker 9: it's a tradition that you do your hundredth diet nude.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I've never heard that, and I haven't done one hundred dives.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: So that's good.
• 26:55
  Speaker 9: Walking outside in the rain, that seems kind of fun.
• 27:00
  Speaker 9: Wit before I go anymore, anybody here, what do you
• 27:01
  Speaker 9: guys do? Anybody does anything non sexual in the nude?
• 27:04
  Speaker 11: I am never naked, cooked naked before?
• 27:07
  Speaker 9: Oh cookie naked says here. This person lost a bet
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: and had the fry bacon in the nuds.
• 27:14
  Speaker 11: Mine was just like, you know, you're in between doing stuff.
• 27:16
  Speaker 11: You gotta go hop in the shower, go run, flip
• 27:18
  Speaker 11: a burger.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: You know, Kyle, you got nothing like that.
• 27:22
  Speaker 10: I like run through my house though I'm not like
• 27:25
  Speaker 10: casually strolling. Come on, no, I'm not like doing my
• 27:30
  Speaker 10: Sunday chores nude.
• 27:31
  Speaker 18: Yes, yes, I feel like all of the naked moms
• 27:39
  Speaker 18: are gonna come out right now, because there's those moms
• 27:41
  Speaker 18: that literally did.
• 27:43
  Speaker 9: Wait please, I'm visualizing. This person said they were too
• 27:46
  Speaker 9: being in Colorado. My bikini bottoms and a tube got
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: whipped away in a rapid. Luckily, nice lady grabbed me,
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: put me on her tube, and we found both my
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: bottoms and tube down the stream. Oh riding a horse,
• 27:59
  Speaker 9: this person said, riding a horse bareback. Unclear if it
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: was saddled the bareback. This person says swimming in the
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: Everglades until I saw an alligator.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: They were swimming naked in the Everglades.
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: Someone joked I danced naked in front of a full
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: length mirror and admiring my weight loss only downside. I'm
• 28:15
  Speaker 9: now banned for my KIA. This person ran through a
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: really old graveyard on Hallowey night totally naked. This person
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: was walked off into the woods naked within the National
• 28:27
  Speaker 9: Park and wanted around for a couple of days before
• 28:29
  Speaker 9: finding civilization again. Someone said they played a dancing game
• 28:33
  Speaker 9: on Xbox connecting nude.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: They were home alone.
• 28:36
  Speaker 9: On a hot summer day, and why not, right, So
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  Speaker 9: there you go eight seven, seven, nine, three, seven, one
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  Speaker 9: oh four seven.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Ari Ella, good morning, by good morning. What non sexual
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: thing did you do in the nude?
• 28:51
  Speaker 16: So first, I saying that I live in a place
• 28:54
  Speaker 16: where the screens headholes in the windows, and sometimes you
• 28:58
  Speaker 16: would leave the door open for the air to come
• 29:00
  Speaker 16: through so that lightlets in lots of flies, and before
• 29:05
  Speaker 16: I had kids, I would sometimes sleep in the nude,
• 29:08
  Speaker 16: and just the way that flies like to do, fly
• 29:11
  Speaker 16: and buzz around all over your face. I just got
• 29:14
  Speaker 16: sick and tired of it. So I jumped up. I
• 29:17
  Speaker 16: yelled something like not today, junior, or something like that,
• 29:22
  Speaker 16: grabbed the flyswater and started killing all the flies that
• 29:26
  Speaker 16: I could see. And I'm not talking just killing. I'm
• 29:28
  Speaker 16: talking like hunting them down and jumping in the air,
• 29:32
  Speaker 16: hitting them like tennis balls midair like and then when
• 29:36
  Speaker 16: it was all done, I just went back to sleep.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: So you killed hundreds of flies in the nude.
• 29:45
  Speaker 16: It was a lot, I don't know hundreds, all.
• 29:48
  Speaker 9: Right, Thanks for calling in, Thank you for listening. Welcome
• 29:51
  Speaker 9: by more of your calls. Next eight seven seven nine
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  Speaker 9: three seven four seven. What's the craziest non sexual thing
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  Speaker 9: you've done in the buff eight seven seven nine three
• 30:06
  Speaker 9: seven one four seven Brenna, Hello, what have you done
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  Speaker 9: in the nude?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Non sexual?
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  Speaker 15: Oh?
• 30:15
  Speaker 21: So, my friends and I decided to have a lake
• 30:19
  Speaker 21: day and after a few years, one of my friends
• 30:21
  Speaker 21: sided to go tops, so we all decided to join her.
• 30:25
  Speaker 21: And then I got dared to run into the lake nude,
• 30:28
  Speaker 21: so I said, sure, why not?
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: Ran in, turned.
• 30:31
  Speaker 21: Around, saw the rangers walking down, said oh no, I'm busted,
• 30:35
  Speaker 21: and they said, we don't really want to kick you out,
• 30:37
  Speaker 21: but the boy Scouts are here.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: They want you to leave. Oh my god, Oh my god.
• 30:45
  Speaker 10: Boy a whole.
• 30:46
  Speaker 21: Troop of boy Scouts And then I had to be
• 30:49
  Speaker 21: the walk of she in past all of them before
• 30:52
  Speaker 21: I got kicked out. The rangers came back and said,
• 30:54
  Speaker 21: we feel bad about kicking you out, but the boy
• 30:56
  Speaker 21: Scouts said, you probably tripled their turnout the next years.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's legend.
• 31:04
  Speaker 9: That boy Scout trip is legendary in the history books.
• 31:08
  Speaker 10: Boy Scout troop leaders are like, how do we explain
• 31:10
  Speaker 10: this to their parents?
• 31:14
  Speaker 9: Thanks Bred, Thanks for listening and sharing that story. Thank
• 31:16
  Speaker 9: you Thank you, Sophia. What did you do in the buff?
• 31:22
  Speaker 9: But it was non sexual?
• 31:23
  Speaker 14: Oh? Hi, guys. I had a friend I think we
• 31:28
  Speaker 14: were like in our late teens, and we just decided
• 31:33
  Speaker 14: one night it was raining out and it was like
• 31:36
  Speaker 14: warm out, and we decided we were gonna get naked
• 31:38
  Speaker 14: and run around out in the yard and around the
• 31:41
  Speaker 14: house in the rain, and then we went back inside.
• 31:45
  Speaker 14: They had a pool table in their house, and we
• 31:48
  Speaker 14: were just like, hey, let's play pool.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, thank you for sharing that.
• 31:55
  Speaker 9: There's a story in the news as a sixty two
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: year old man in Florida was arrested marching over to
• 32:00
  Speaker 9: his neighbor's house at three am to destroy a malfunctioning floodlight.
• 32:06
  Speaker 9: So I kind of get it at his floodlights, just
• 32:08
  Speaker 9: blinking and blinking and blinking. He did it completely naked
• 32:11
  Speaker 9: except for a watch, a headlamp and flip flops.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: You see that?
• 32:17
  Speaker 11: Actually, how mad do you have to be that you
• 32:19
  Speaker 11: forget to put clothes on?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Dara, good morning, Good morning. What crazy thing did you do?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Non sexual? You were totally naked.
• 32:27
  Speaker 15: I got locked outside of my hotel room while chaperoning
• 32:30
  Speaker 15: for my sixth grade son's field trip and everybody got
• 32:33
  Speaker 15: a show. So, as you can imagine, that was pretty
• 32:37
  Speaker 15: traumatic for everybody, and I'm so bummed. I just dropped
• 32:39
  Speaker 15: my son off because he would love to tell you,
• 32:42
  Speaker 15: guys that actually he would not love to tell you.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: How do you get locked out?
• 32:49
  Speaker 15: So it's a long story, but to put it short,
• 32:52
  Speaker 15: to try and set the background, we were doing an
• 32:55
  Speaker 15: overnight stay at a college, and so we were in
• 32:59
  Speaker 15: a dorm room. Were staying in dorm rooms. I had
• 33:01
  Speaker 15: my own and I was going to take a shower.
• 33:03
  Speaker 15: And so the way that the dorm rooms were set
• 33:05
  Speaker 15: up is there was two that were in a locked
• 33:09
  Speaker 15: you know room I guess, so two bedrooms, and then
• 33:12
  Speaker 15: the shower was there, but you had to leave your
• 33:14
  Speaker 15: room to go to the shower. So I shut my
• 33:17
  Speaker 15: door went to go and take a shower, and once
• 33:20
  Speaker 15: I got out of the shower, I realized that I
• 33:22
  Speaker 15: left my towel and my phone and everything else in
• 33:24
  Speaker 15: the room. So I went to grab it and the
• 33:26
  Speaker 15: door was locked it. Oh yeah, I see, make it's better.
• 33:31
  Speaker 15: But then I'm looking around and there's nothing to cover me.
• 33:35
  Speaker 15: I was waiting there for maybe ten minutes with the
• 33:38
  Speaker 15: door cracked open, trying to see if anybody was walking
• 33:41
  Speaker 15: by to ask for help, you know, to see if
• 33:43
  Speaker 15: somebody can lock the door. And the only thing I
• 33:47
  Speaker 15: was like, I'm gonna have to make a decision here
• 33:49
  Speaker 15: and girl were to ask for help, but I had nothing.
• 33:52
  Speaker 15: I was completely naked, and so the only thing that
• 33:55
  Speaker 15: was there was those little tiny sea through track sliners.
• 34:01
  Speaker 15: So there was two of them, and they were tiny,
• 34:05
  Speaker 15: and again they were see through, so anything that was
• 34:08
  Speaker 15: covered was not really cut. So I had to cover myself.
• 34:15
  Speaker 15: And I knew that there was a mom across the hallway,
• 34:17
  Speaker 15: so I'm like, no one's come by and forever, I'm
• 34:19
  Speaker 15: gonna make a run for it. So I literally go
• 34:23
  Speaker 15: right across the hallway and start pounding on her door.
• 34:26
  Speaker 15: And then I hear my door shut like the main door,
• 34:30
  Speaker 15: and so I can't get back in. It's locked. And
• 34:33
  Speaker 15: then that's when I hear all these loud boys, six
• 34:36
  Speaker 15: grade boys coming up the stairs, and I'm like, oh,
• 34:40
  Speaker 15: because where can you go? There's nothing you can do,
• 34:43
  Speaker 15: So I wall cover myself with these little shaft liners.
• 34:48
  Speaker 15: And not only was it my son and his it
• 34:50
  Speaker 15: was five or six other boys. It was his teacher
• 34:54
  Speaker 15: and it's principal.
• 34:55
  Speaker 11: No, oh my god. They were like, you're no longer
• 34:59
  Speaker 11: allowed to chef brown.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: So are you?
• 35:02
  Speaker 9: You are naked naked? You're totally naked, naked, naked.
• 35:05
  Speaker 15: It's very very nice to me and my kids since
• 35:09
  Speaker 15: that day.
• 35:10
  Speaker 9: So they walk up, you're totally naked, and do they
• 35:16
  Speaker 9: someone open the door for you finally or do you
• 35:18
  Speaker 9: just walking by like.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: They don't see you?
• 35:20
  Speaker 15: The fun No? No note. So the principal was like,
• 35:23
  Speaker 15: because the boys are like and they're dogs.
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: So the principle like, keep.
• 35:29
  Speaker 15: Going and he's like, you know, hurting them out the
• 35:33
  Speaker 15: out the hallway. And then he comes back. He's like,
• 35:36
  Speaker 15: you could see like I have to go get a
• 35:39
  Speaker 15: key to get in there downstairs, but you can stay
• 35:41
  Speaker 15: in my room until I get your key. And so
• 35:45
  Speaker 15: he let me into his room and gave me a
• 35:47
  Speaker 15: towel and whatever, and so he had me concealed. But yeah,
• 35:51
  Speaker 15: like I said, it's been very nice.
• 35:52
  Speaker 9: What a great what a great memory for those boys.
• 35:58
  Speaker 9: How old is your son?
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: How old is he now?
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: Out?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: How old is he now?
• 36:01
  Speaker 15: He's twelve, he's still in sixth grade.
• 36:06
  Speaker 10: It's so fresh.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Love a beautiful story.
• 36:09
  Speaker 15: Friends always walked by, They're like.
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: Hi, Yeah, that is a great, great, fantastic story, thank
• 36:19
  Speaker 9: you for sharing with us.
• 36:21
  Speaker 15: Made our day.
• 36:23
  Speaker 9: I can't help but just think that maybe one of
• 36:25
  Speaker 9: those boys had something to do with it.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Well they don't. They lock the door on their own.
• 36:31
  Speaker 9: If you have any other ones, shoot us a call
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: eight seven seven nine three seven four seven or damn
• 36:35
  Speaker 9: John j VanNess it John Jay and rich Our phone
• 36:42
  Speaker 9: numbers eight seven seven nine three seven one o four
• 36:47
  Speaker 9: seven The text line text jj R whatever you want
• 36:49
  Speaker 9: to say a number nine six eight ninety three. I
• 36:53
  Speaker 9: don't really read a text or two before right right
• 36:55
  Speaker 9: when I give out the text number, but I don't
• 36:56
  Speaker 9: want to because I want to know this story. Riches
• 36:59
  Speaker 9: said it to me with me last night, goes, I
• 37:00
  Speaker 9: saved someone's life today.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Whoa You know, a hero is rarely called upon at
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: the time, but they're choosing like I was yesterday while
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Kyle was on TV doing a media segment. My phone
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: rang and it was Paint. She said, right, I'm dying.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: You said Peyton's life.
• 37:26
  Speaker 10: That's funny, he did. I gotta go, I gotta go
• 37:28
  Speaker 10: save Peyton.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: She's she's dying down there, kid, She's dying.
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: She instead of working the camera for you said you
• 37:33
  Speaker 9: had to your faces on TV.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I actually texted Peyton's I could save your life, but
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: after Kyle's segment because I don't want to walk in
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: her shot. That's exactly what the said, right ye. So, uh,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Peyton had a dead battery in her car and I'm like,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta have jumper cables. I got all kinds of
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: emergency stuff in my truck and I did not have
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: jumper cables in my car at all. I had like
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I had like scissors if you need to cut something,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: and a couple of little screwdrivers, and some some alcohol
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: swabs if you needed to be surprised shock you have
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: all kinds of.
• 38:06
  Speaker 10: The tire r.
• 38:09
  Speaker 9: Break your windshield, and a hurricane.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I think what it is. It speaks to me flipping
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: out cars too much because I didn't have the right
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: kit in my car for such a car emergency. So
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: we had to borrow jumper cables for Peyton's car. And
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: then from who from promotions went to like the the
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: kiss Fan okay.
• 38:29
  Speaker 10: Jump because I was expecting like no one to be downstairs.
• 38:33
  Speaker 10: When I went downstairs and Peyton was there, I was like,
• 38:36
  Speaker 10: didn't rich jump your car like he didn't have the cables.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, what, yeah, so disurpressed, but Rich was gone.
• 38:42
  Speaker 10: No, he was still there too.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Yah.
• 38:44
  Speaker 10: I didn't see him, don't He was like further down
• 38:48
  Speaker 10: in the parking lot.
• 38:48
  Speaker 11: I didn't see him at the time that I huss up. Yeah,
• 38:51
  Speaker 11: So now you guys understand, Like why I called Rich
• 38:53
  Speaker 11: because I thought, obviously, obviously everyone here, Rich is gonna
• 38:58
  Speaker 11: have this. I would have called Rich for exactly and
• 39:00
  Speaker 11: so I was a little upset that he kind of
• 39:03
  Speaker 11: failed me. But you did stay because you loan me
• 39:05
  Speaker 11: your car. When we jumped jumped mine, and it was interesting.
• 39:09
  Speaker 11: It was an interesting kind of I guess dilemma because
• 39:13
  Speaker 11: the car, my car wouldn't turnover like we were. We
• 39:17
  Speaker 11: had the cables connected, but it just would not turn over.
• 39:20
  Speaker 11: So I was like, okay, I probably have a dead battery.
• 39:22
  Speaker 11: So once we were able to get my car jumped, satisfying, right,
• 39:26
  Speaker 11: it was pretty satisfying. Did we did the thing? We
• 39:30
  Speaker 11: did the thing, and I hop in the car and
• 39:32
  Speaker 11: I go and drive to go get a new battery.
• 39:34
  Speaker 11: So my dad is the car person in our family.
• 39:36
  Speaker 11: So I call my dad. I'm like, hey, my battery's dead.
• 39:38
  Speaker 11: What do I do? He said, go to this store.
• 39:40
  Speaker 11: We just got you one, probably about a year and
• 39:42
  Speaker 11: a half ago. It's probably under warranty. So I'm like okay.
• 39:46
  Speaker 11: I drive over there and I beat my dad by
• 39:47
  Speaker 11: about five minutes to the store. So I walk into
• 39:50
  Speaker 11: the store. I have my dad on the phone with me.
• 39:52
  Speaker 11: I'm talking to the guy at the store and I'm
• 39:55
  Speaker 11: looking around and I don't see him anywhere, and then
• 39:56
  Speaker 11: he's like standing behind me. He let me stand there
• 39:58
  Speaker 11: for like five minutes service the store before he said anything,
• 40:02
  Speaker 11: and I was like, Hey, actually, the.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Guy, the Guy's guy.
• 40:04
  Speaker 11: The guy. So my dad's just on the phone as
• 40:06
  Speaker 11: I'm talking to the guy at the store and I'm
• 40:09
  Speaker 11: telling the guy. I'm like, hey, I just need my
• 40:11
  Speaker 11: battery to be checked, and he says, well, I can't
• 40:14
  Speaker 11: help you. And I was like oh. I was like,
• 40:16
  Speaker 11: because I've come here before to get my battery checked
• 40:18
  Speaker 11: and you guys have always been willing to do it.
• 40:19
  Speaker 11: He's like, well, I can't help you. You have to
• 40:21
  Speaker 11: go to this store. And I was like, okay, Like
• 40:24
  Speaker 11: can you explain why to me you can't help me?
• 40:26
  Speaker 11: Like I'm kind of confused. And he said, I'm the
• 40:28
  Speaker 11: only person in this store, so I can't leave. And
• 40:30
  Speaker 11: I said, okay, that makes sense. That makes sense. You
• 40:33
  Speaker 11: have to protect the goods, the merchandise.
• 40:35
  Speaker 10: You can't walk outside, yeah, because I mean the cash
• 40:37
  Speaker 10: registers are probably just sitting right there waiting for someone
• 40:39
  Speaker 10: to jack everything exactly.
• 40:41
  Speaker 11: Okay, So I understand his logic. He's being a little
• 40:44
  Speaker 11: a little.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Brash with me that I was like, I was kind.
• 40:47
  Speaker 11: Of like, okay. And so my dad had thought that
• 40:49
  Speaker 11: I had turned off my car in the parking lot,
• 40:52
  Speaker 11: so he goes, Hey, ask him if he has jumper
• 40:54
  Speaker 11: cable so I can come to you and rejump your car.
• 40:57
  Speaker 11: So I asked the guy, do you have any jumper cables?
• 41:00
  Speaker 11: And he's like, well, why would you need jumper cables?
• 41:02
  Speaker 11: And I was like, okay, maybe not. And I was like,
• 41:04
  Speaker 11: I was just on the phone with my dad. I
• 41:05
  Speaker 11: was like, hey, that was a little awkward. I'm leaving.
• 41:07
  Speaker 11: So I walk outside. I go and I meet my
• 41:09
  Speaker 11: dad at the other store, kind of like probably two
• 41:11
  Speaker 11: miles away. I walk in. My dad tells me as
• 41:15
  Speaker 11: I see him, he goes. So I called the store
• 41:18
  Speaker 11: that we just left. My dad called the store and goes, hey,
• 41:22
  Speaker 11: I was on the phone with my daughter. Seemed like
• 41:24
  Speaker 11: you were giving her a pretty hard time. Can you
• 41:26
  Speaker 11: explain what was going on?
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: And he goes and you and hangs up on him. Dad,
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: and listen, y'all, I am, I am your daddy's daughter.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: So fast, y'all know how much of a firecracker I am.
• 41:53
  Speaker 11: My dad was not happening. He was super, super upset
• 41:57
  Speaker 11: for one, because this guy just came crazy at his daughter,
• 42:00
  Speaker 11: and then for two went crazy at him. So we
• 42:01
  Speaker 11: go up to the store, we're talking about it, and
• 42:03
  Speaker 11: actually the guy that helped me get my new battery
• 42:06
  Speaker 11: and stuff like that, he was like, we actually have
• 42:08
  Speaker 11: had some problems with that specific store. Here's the district number.
• 42:12
  Speaker 11: And literally was like, snitch on this guy.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Was it No, it was evacuate because that's how he
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: does business. Most of those stores. They'll just flip out
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: your back. You're like, yeah, it's a dead we'll go flip.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: We'll flip it out for you right now, right here.
• 42:24
  Speaker 11: And I understood, Yeah, I understood his logic on why
• 42:27
  Speaker 11: he couldn't come help me, but why you could have.
• 42:28
  Speaker 10: There's a different way to deliver that information. Oh, I'm
• 42:31
  Speaker 10: so sorry. I love to but I've got a responsibility
• 42:35
  Speaker 10: in here.
• 42:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah. Yeah, And like the slams to my dad though,
• 42:37
  Speaker 11: like he could have just explained it to him.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: But I know he should have said to you him
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: by myself, please don't kill your engine or else should
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: battery is really going to be dead. But I know
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: they got a few guys down here that can do it. Yeah,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: they're waiting for you. Let me call ahead. Yeah, that's
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: the way you handled it.
• 42:50
  Speaker 9: Why I'm surprised your dad didn't go okay and drive
• 42:53
  Speaker 9: over there.
• 42:54
  Speaker 11: Oh he thought about it. Yeah, he thought about it,
• 42:55
  Speaker 11: because as we were leaving, he was like, are you
• 42:57
  Speaker 11: gonna go back up there? And I said, are you
• 42:59
  Speaker 11: gonna go back up there? We go back up there together,
• 43:01
  Speaker 11: and I was like, I was like, are we gonna
• 43:04
  Speaker 11: go press this man? And he looked at me and
• 43:06
  Speaker 11: he's like, I shouldn't, And I said, you definitely shouldn't
• 43:09
  Speaker 11: because my dad like has a very hot temper. And
• 43:12
  Speaker 11: if the guy had the guts to say that to
• 43:15
  Speaker 11: him on the phone, lord knows what he's gonna say
• 43:17
  Speaker 11: in person, and that probably would end up with my
• 43:19
  Speaker 11: dad in handcuffs and in prison.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you should still call whoever the district office is.
• 43:26
  Speaker 10: Attorney is like, whoever owns that location doesn't want that
• 43:30
  Speaker 10: to be the representation.
• 43:31
  Speaker 11: He had that same exact thing, and that store was empty.
• 43:34
  Speaker 11: Where's the one that we got sent to? Was packed?
• 43:37
  Speaker 11: And I was like, that's pretty telling.
• 43:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's this whole story. Is another reason I don't
• 43:41
  Speaker 9: drive an electric car.
• 43:43
  Speaker 11: I don't drive an electric car.
• 43:46
  Speaker 10: I think the gas car actually jump. I don't think
• 43:50
  Speaker 10: you pump an electric car. No, we don't have an engine.
• 43:54
  Speaker 10: There's no engines up to But isn't it under the car?
• 43:59
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 44:00
  Speaker 11: Maybe there is a way.
• 44:01
  Speaker 10: I am not versed on that, but I don't like
• 44:03
  Speaker 10: like when you open the hood, it's a fronk. It's
• 44:06
  Speaker 10: not an engine.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: You watch your language in here.
• 44:08
  Speaker 10: It's a front trunk.
• 44:09
  Speaker 11: Rich, Oh all.
• 44:11
  Speaker 9: Right, all right, we'll pay for God, you're okay, And
• 44:13
  Speaker 9: we're not gonna say the name of the business.
• 44:15
  Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, not yet.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Until they issued a formal apology.
• 44:20
  Speaker 9: Until then, I'm canceling all my Disney Wait, I'll get
• 44:24
  Speaker 9: all my stories next week. Nicole and Dominique, good morning,
• 44:33
  Speaker 9: good morning, what's.
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: Up, hey guys?
• 44:38
  Speaker 12: We just have a little we We got a new
• 44:39
  Speaker 12: touchphrase from you guys from your show, and we're surprised
• 44:42
  Speaker 12: that you guys didn't pick up on it. It's hilarious,
• 44:45
  Speaker 12: of course, but as as we listened to you. We
• 44:48
  Speaker 12: listen to you guys every morning on our way to work.
• 44:51
  Speaker 12: And a couple of weeks ago, on board the Roses,
• 44:53
  Speaker 12: I don't remember the people that.
• 44:54
  Speaker 16: Were on it, but we remember who.
• 44:56
  Speaker 12: The roses were sent to or who the roses were
• 44:58
  Speaker 12: going to be from, and was this girl called Quinn.
• 45:02
  Speaker 12: This guy called his girlfriend or whatever saying that she's
• 45:06
  Speaker 12: been weird and you know, something's been going on. He
• 45:09
  Speaker 12: wants see who she'd send the flowers to, and she
• 45:12
  Speaker 12: picked this, she said, Quinn, and her boyfriend's like, what,
• 45:16
  Speaker 12: who's Quinn?
• 45:17
  Speaker 16: Whatever?
• 45:18
  Speaker 12: And come to find out, she sat him down, explained
• 45:21
  Speaker 12: everything to this guy like I think I'm into girl
• 45:25
  Speaker 12: this and that you know, this isn't really gonna go anywhere,
• 45:28
  Speaker 12: pretty much telling him like she's not interested. So he
• 45:31
  Speaker 12: was just stuck on stupid, like, uh, what, who's Quinn.
• 45:35
  Speaker 12: So then anyways, at the end of the segment, as
• 45:39
  Speaker 12: you guys are saying goodbye, she says like under her breast.
• 45:41
  Speaker 12: She's like, Quinn wouldn't do this, and so that is
• 45:44
  Speaker 12: now our like catchphrase for.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: That's in her mind.
• 45:55
  Speaker 12: Someone cuts this off, We're.
• 45:56
  Speaker 9: Like, Quinn wouldn't do this.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 46:04
  Speaker 12: It was so funny.
• 46:06
  Speaker 9: We got to find it and play it, and we
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: also got to get that should be a catchphrase. We
• 46:09
  Speaker 9: start make John Jay rich T shirts John J T shirt.
• 46:11
  Speaker 9: In the back, I'll say Quinn wouldn't do this and
• 46:14
  Speaker 9: get one. You buy one, you buy one, and then
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: when you wear it people, it's like we're part of
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: a club.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: But you know, I didn't know Quinn.
• 46:21
  Speaker 15: You're asking me crazy questions on the radio.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: U is Quinn? The person in the picture that you
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: sent me from the dressing room? Is that who Quinn is?
• 46:32
  Speaker 16: We talked about this. Why are you acting confused?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I I mean, I didn't know anything about women? What Jordan?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I think you look at this all wrong.
• 46:44
  Speaker 9: If it was ever a time in my life where
• 46:45
  Speaker 9: I was single and I'm dating and the girl I'm
• 46:48
  Speaker 9: dating says I want to explore with women, that would
• 46:51
  Speaker 9: be like winning the lottery.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: My friend.
• 46:53
  Speaker 15: I'm not sticking around for this.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Quinn's in the league.
• 46:56
  Speaker 9: You know what, you know what?
• 46:58
  Speaker 15: Quinn wouldn't do this.
• 47:00
  Speaker 9: I think, Oh my gosh, that just made my day.
• 47:05
  Speaker 9: I'm looking at new shirt people. I'm gonna see if
• 47:08
  Speaker 9: I get a demo made right now. This is quin
• 47:10
  Speaker 9: Win do this, John D and Rich quin Winn do this.
• 47:15
  Speaker 9: You guys get a free You guys get two free ones.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: As the founders. Yeah, well, thanks for calling it. Where
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: do you guys work?
• 47:24
  Speaker 12: Oh we work at night transportation.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Oh that's so awesome. What is that is?
• 47:30
  Speaker 17: That?
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Is that like service?
• 47:35
  Speaker 12: Have even work at night time? It's nice and I
• 47:38
  Speaker 12: g h T Yes, Oh gotcha?
• 47:40
  Speaker 17: You know?
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Oh the semis.
• 47:43
  Speaker 9: I can't believe. I can't believe you corrected us on
• 47:46
  Speaker 9: how to spell it. You know, Quid wouldn't do this.
• 47:50
  Speaker 9: You're right, all right, you guys have a great day.
• 47:55
  Speaker 12: Thanks for listening, you too, Bye bye bye.
• 48:06
  Speaker 9: I have trivia for Peyton, Kyle and Rich. I'm calling this.
• 48:14
  Speaker 9: Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: So this would get us in the middle school basically
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: to middle school?
• 48:21
  Speaker 10: Guys, do it, Peyton?
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: What is the capital of Italy?
• 48:25
  Speaker 10: Italy?
• 48:26
  Speaker 11: Friends?
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Looking for Rome? Those are both countries. I would have
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: also taken capital. I man maybe we just end the
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: game right here without let's do Peyton smarter than.
• 48:44
  Speaker 11: Where you probably are?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Is Peyton smarter than the fifth grade.
• 48:48
  Speaker 11: Struggled in school? Obviously really hard?
• 48:51
  Speaker 9: Like even if you got can you name a city
• 48:53
  Speaker 9: in Italy outside of Rome?
• 48:55
  Speaker 11: Sienna? What Sienna?
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: That? Nna?
• 49:00
  Speaker 11: You are close?
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: You're thinking of Peyton? What gas do humans breathe to survive?
• 49:09
  Speaker 11: Carbon monoxide?
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Wrong? Look at for oxygen?
• 49:12
  Speaker 10: Carbon monoxide kills you?
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Doesn't all right? Peyton? Trying I beg you down?
• 49:16
  Speaker 9: Are you.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: How many legs does the spider have? Yes?
• 49:22
  Speaker 9: What is twelve multiplied by twelve onour Yes?
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: What is the freezing point of water in fahrenheit?
• 49:33
  Speaker 11: In fahrenheit? Huh, don't blow zero?
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: You know the answer to that?
• 49:38
  Speaker 11: Thirty two?
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Thirty two, Peyton?
• 49:40
  Speaker 9: What is the largest mammal in the world? A mammal,
• 49:45
  Speaker 9: the largest mammal in the world?
• 49:49
  Speaker 11: What okay? Humans?
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Is it a blue waves? Peyton? What do you call
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: a shape with five sides?
• 50:01
  Speaker 11: That's a stop sign? No shape of five side?
• 50:07
  Speaker 10: The hexagon, the pentagon?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Mother, I've got it.
• 50:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, cheddar school district and come take away your middle
• 50:16
  Speaker 9: school to blow up?
• 50:17
  Speaker 10: Excuse people excel as Peyton was a very gifted athlete.
• 50:21
  Speaker 11: Yeah, and I was a very gifted chatterbox. I got
• 50:23
  Speaker 11: in trouble all the time. There's going to be out
• 50:25
  Speaker 11: into hallways for disruptions on the daily. Also, I didn't
• 50:28
  Speaker 11: go to middle school. I went to junior high.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: And you're emotionally wise, Peyton? What is what?
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: Which US state is known as the Sunshine State Florida?
• 50:36
  Speaker 20: Yes?
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: How many days are in a leap year?
• 50:40
  Speaker 11: Okay? This one's always really hard. Okay. So there's three
• 50:43
  Speaker 11: hundred and sixty five days in a year? So three
• 50:47
  Speaker 11: hundred and sixty six?
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, Okay. What planet is closest to the sun?
• 50:53
  Speaker 11: Who knows that?
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Everybody?
• 50:55
  Speaker 11: Um, it's gotta be hot. Let's go to Mars.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Look or Mercury. How many hours are in a day?
• 51:02
  Speaker 11: Twenty four?
• 51:03
  Speaker 9: What is the first letter of the alphabet?
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I'll just leave it there. Go to middle school?
• 51:18
  Speaker 9: Can't you get through the middle schools?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: What's on your mind? Rich? There's a beautiful summer day yesterday.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: So everything's kind of green outside and lush. And I
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: walk out my front door to get a package, and
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I look beyond the front door and I see right
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: smack dab in the middle of the walkway that leads
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: to my front door. A big dead bird. It looks
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: like it's strategically placed there, not like it flew into
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: a window, not like it was dropped by a cat
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: that was having it for a meal or something like that,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: but a strategically placed dead bird. It it made me
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: think is that good or bad luck? And I'm afraid
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: to look it up.
• 52:03
  Speaker 11: There was strategically place that seems like somebody's trying to
• 52:06
  Speaker 11: tell you something.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Well, maybe so, and I was afraid to look it up.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: So I go and I walk a little closer to
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: the dead bird, and it definitely looked like it didn't
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: just drop dead there. It looked like it was placed there.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: So I wonder, is that some kind of bad omen
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: or is it a good luck meaning your future is
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: going to be bright? And I've been afraid to look
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: it up, so I forget. I'd come in here and.
• 52:26
  Speaker 10: Ask, well, you poo pooed the idea of a cat
• 52:29
  Speaker 10: eating it as food, But cats actually do kill animals
• 52:34
  Speaker 10: as gifts, So perhaps there is a cat in your
• 52:37
  Speaker 10: neighborhood that's trying to win your affection.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: It didn't look like it had befallen any teeth, barks.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: It just looked like it stopped living.
• 52:44
  Speaker 10: Did you grab a microscope?
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: I did not?
• 52:49
  Speaker 11: Okay, Well what about this way? I know like a
• 52:51
  Speaker 11: lot of people put like rat poisons or poisons or
• 52:55
  Speaker 11: whatever to keep the insects away. Yeah, put a bird
• 52:57
  Speaker 11: maybe have dabbled in some poison and then walked its
• 53:00
  Speaker 11: way over towards you.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: And then I generally don't drop poison.
• 53:04
  Speaker 11: In my well, not you, but like a neighbor, you
• 53:06
  Speaker 11: know what I'm saying.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Putting poison in my front yard.
• 53:08
  Speaker 10: Oh, you better check your neighbors, you.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Know what they say.
• 53:13
  Speaker 10: Sometimes the animals know this stuff before the human.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Right, So if you look up dead bar, look is
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: it good or bad? Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: you right now. I'm gonna read a word for word. Okay.
• 53:24
  Speaker 9: Finding a dead bird is rarely a sign of bad
• 53:28
  Speaker 9: luck or doom, but rather it is often interpreted symbolically
• 53:31
  Speaker 9: as a message of transition, significant change, or the end
• 53:35
  Speaker 9: of a life phase. While sometimes viewed as a warning
• 53:38
  Speaker 9: or a sign of lost innocence, many culture seen as
• 53:40
  Speaker 9: a prompt to let go of old energies, transform or
• 53:44
  Speaker 9: experience personal rebirth.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: I think you're gonna become a woman.
• 53:48
  Speaker 10: Wow, congratulations, you're so topical.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Because the bird was there, I have to.
• 53:56
  Speaker 10: You didn't want to before, but now you have to disclaimer.
• 53:59
  Speaker 9: What if the bird appears to have died from a disease,
• 54:03
  Speaker 9: it is best to avoid contact and report it to
• 54:05
  Speaker 9: local wildlife authorities.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: You broke the law. I just grabbed a shovel and
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: put it in the trash. And what it looked like
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: a like a big black like a crow. It was
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: light bird. Well, I don't know. I guess we'll see,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: you know, we have. We came home from because we
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: were traveling a lot. We came home and we have
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: this dog, Bella, that we had for She's an amazing beautiful dog,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: but birds attack her for some reason, and she takes
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: him out.
• 54:33
  Speaker 9: And I know it's had it on video before. We
• 54:37
  Speaker 9: see a bird flying down attacker and she gets up
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: boomp for her. And so we came home and there
• 54:42
  Speaker 9: was just just thousands of feathers. I think Bella knocks
• 54:47
  Speaker 9: the birds out and then Charlie eats it. Yeah.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well I definitely don't have my dog. Jango's not attacking.
• 54:54
  Speaker 10: Anything doggy superhero duo.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he's just taking a nap. If you've got
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: to comment, you a dead bird's good look of bad?
• 55:03
  Speaker 9: Let she was a text JJR and whether it's good
• 55:04
  Speaker 9: look or bad like the ninety six eight nine three,
• 55:10
  Speaker 9: it's been a while, you guys do a little dog
• 55:12
  Speaker 9: shot called her trivia.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: You played game?
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: It's Friday and John got a game for you.
• 55:20
  Speaker 9: Okay, this game, I'm calling Florida man, Florida. Okay, Florida
• 55:31
  Speaker 9: man or Florida fake. That's your answer. Now, could be
• 55:34
  Speaker 9: Florida woman or Florida fake. There's an old internet joke
• 55:39
  Speaker 9: that all crazy news stories are all all happened in Florida.
• 55:42
  Speaker 9: You've heard that before, right, Yeah? Okay, So I'm gonna
• 55:45
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna give you the following story.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: You tell me.
• 55:47
  Speaker 9: If it's real, you say Florida man. If it's fake,
• 55:50
  Speaker 9: you say Florida fake. And it's about a woman, you
• 55:53
  Speaker 9: say Florida woman. Rich Florida man arrested after driving car
• 55:59
  Speaker 9: in the ocean and says, not my fault the truck,
• 56:02
  Speaker 9: don't surf boy.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: That sure does sound classic Florida, John Jay, I'm gonna
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: say Florida man.
• 56:08
  Speaker 9: It is a true story. Florida man happened in twenty
• 56:10
  Speaker 9: twenty four. The guy drove his truck in the ocean
• 56:13
  Speaker 9: and during his arrest was over her, telling the deputies
• 56:15
  Speaker 9: not my fault, truck, don't surf Okayton, Florida woman arrested
• 56:22
  Speaker 9: after attempting to baptize her boyfriend in a public fountain
• 56:25
  Speaker 9: on their three month anniversary.
• 56:28
  Speaker 10: Florida woman that is Florida fake ale man started off rough.
• 56:34
  Speaker 9: Kyle, Florida man detained after attempting to host unlicensed hot
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: dog Eating World Championship in the funeral.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Home parking lot.
• 56:45
  Speaker 9: Florida Man that is Florida fake.
• 56:47
  Speaker 10: No I could see that happening though no I could
• 56:50
  Speaker 10: see it.
• 56:50
  Speaker 9: Florida man had hours long junk food feast inside a
• 56:54
  Speaker 9: closed Walgreens.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, boy, that sounds very Florida too. I'm gonna
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: go Florida man. That is a true story. Florida man
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: happened in July of twenty twenty four. Peyton, Florida woman
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: arrested after attempting to ride Alixi alligator. Florida woman that
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: is Florida fake?
• 57:17
  Speaker 8: What No?
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: That?
• 57:18
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 57:19
  Speaker 11: I guarante I don't arrest him for that. Fine A
• 57:22
  Speaker 11: Florida woman riding an alligator and.
• 57:24
  Speaker 9: There's letter I'm just kidding, Kyle, Florida woman stormed the
• 57:29
  Speaker 9: Capitol in a scuba mask, searched for in the bathroom.
• 57:33
  Speaker 10: What I mean, Well, Florida woman, it's.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: True that happened.
• 57:37
  Speaker 9: Hey, Lynn Marie Carey, fifty six, traveled from Naples to
• 57:40
  Speaker 9: DC to participate in the effort to overturn the twenty
• 57:43
  Speaker 9: twenty presidential election. Rich Florida man takes on bizarre challenge
• 57:48
  Speaker 9: of eating raw chicken every day.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Well, he would probably be dead. I'm gonna say, Florida fake.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: That is Florida man. That happened. I don't playing the
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: clips of the guy in the air.
• 57:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he filled himself eating slabs of rough chicken and
• 58:01
  Speaker 9: chugging rydings for his four hundred thousand Instagram follows for
• 58:04
  Speaker 9: a few months.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: There's no word on how he's turned out. But yeah,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: you can't be doing well.
• 58:09
  Speaker 9: Peyton woman, Florida woman jailed after challenging cruise ship captain
• 58:13
  Speaker 9: to karaoke karaoke sing off on the intercom at two am.
• 58:19
  Speaker 11: That doesn't see him like something you'd get arrested for
• 58:21
  Speaker 11: she sounds like a hoot.
• 58:22
  Speaker 14: Fake.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: It is fake.
• 58:25
  Speaker 9: Kyle, Florida woman arrested at Port Everglades attempting to board
• 58:27
  Speaker 9: a cruise the fourteen bottles of wine strapped to her body.
• 58:30
  Speaker 10: Oh heck yeah, Florida man.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Woman, Florida fake.
• 58:33
  Speaker 9: Oh, Rich Florida man buys a mask at a gas
• 58:36
  Speaker 9: station to burglarize a bank across the street.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, totally Florida man, Florida man, that's true.
• 58:41
  Speaker 9: Peyton, Florida woman arrests after attempting to pay court fees
• 58:44
  Speaker 9: with Cole's gift cards.
• 58:47
  Speaker 11: Florida, Florida man.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: That's Florida fake, Florida face. Just to help you out.
• 58:51
  Speaker 9: When I say Florida woman, that means the answer is
• 58:53
  Speaker 9: either Florida woman or Florida.
• 58:55
  Speaker 22: Fake, I say Kyle.
• 58:58
  Speaker 9: Florida woman arrested after fiance discovered she'd been putting prozac
• 59:02
  Speaker 9: and his protein shakes for fourteen months.
• 59:04
  Speaker 10: Florida woman.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: That is Florida fake.
• 59:06
  Speaker 10: No, I feel like that literally happened. Like I feel
• 59:10
  Speaker 10: like I remember that headlight.
• 59:12
  Speaker 9: Rich, Florida woman arrested after showing up to a city
• 59:15
  Speaker 9: council meeting in a Chewbacca costume.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: To protest the new parking ordinance. God, I feel like
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: I've seen that Florida woman. Florida fake.
• 59:22
  Speaker 9: Oh haying, Florida man arrested after claiming he was kidnapped
• 59:27
  Speaker 9: by dolphins to build underwater Dolphin City.
• 59:31
  Speaker 11: Florida man.
• 59:32
  Speaker 9: That is Florida fake. But this is the trick question.
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: The story was reported in the mainstream media about.
• 59:39
  Speaker 11: Like that sounded familiar.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: And that's my fun little dog shot.
• 59:44
  Speaker 10: I feel like we all lost.
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: Let's see right, Yeah, no, no.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: No, it's Friday and John just got a game for you.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 9: The Drunk Down line. You call us at six two
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 9: eight eight eight nineteen thirty three, leave us a.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Message, you know, tell us what's going on.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 9: The point was this line was created to give to
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 9: you as guys hit on you. You want to give
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 9: me your number, you give this number and then you put
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 9: back the message. But this turned into like just drunk
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 9: people leaving us messages. You could also leave us a
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 9: message on the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app which
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 9: is crystal clear, and you can just participate whatever's going
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 9: on the show.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: We could talk to you about anything.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Kile, oh my God, to Belly, Willie and a kids
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: thinking about it.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 9: Oh, kile.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 10: That life is better when you're pooping. So I'm not
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 10: going to go back on that. I literally, you, guys,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 10: I'm not even kidding you, Like I am endorsing bellywelly
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 10: right now. But I started using it like a month
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 10: and a half two months ago, and I feel like
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 10: a different person, Like I am like pooping every day.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 11: It's never happened in my life.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 10: That's literally never.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Look at it.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 10: And you know what it's like, I feel like my
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 10: stomachs flatter because of it.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 11: Okay, yeah, yeah, it's like I've never felt like this before.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 11: It feels good.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 22: Oh my gosh, John Jay, I just had to say
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 22: I couldn't agree more. Flies gross me out so bad too,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 22: and yes, slatting them with a fly slaughter. And what's
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 22: even more gross is people who leave them on surfaces
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 22: where people eat and drink. Oh, that drives me crazy.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 22: It happens in businesses and in homes, and I just
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 22: don't understand it.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: You don't hear something gross.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 9: So flies gross me out, Like I can't touch them,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 9: they gross me out. And when you open up our refrigerator,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 9: like we have those two refrigerator doors on the left
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 9: hand side of the top there's like a dead fly
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 9: upside down and I can't touch it, and I don't
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 9: want to clean it because I'll make me throw up.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 9: And I don't want to tell my wife because I
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 9: feel like that's disrespectful.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: But what would you clean it? So I'm just leaving
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: it there.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 9: Oh, and I feel like that's even more groud so
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 9: gro so I only open up the right side of
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 9: the refrigerator.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Now, I don't whatever, just use.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 10: Something to like it'll make me but you look away,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 10: like look away when.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: You do it, look away, and it'll fall on the ground.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 10: And then it's like, oh you hold the like hold
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 10: a little trash can up, saying no, no matter what
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 10: it's going over, and then just kind.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Of like I'm like, how the hell do the fly
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: get in there? The hell? You know?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 9: I had a bird go in my garage the other day. Really,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: that's actually kind of scary. Well, so they get there.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 9: I got the house, the garage door was open, I
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 9: walked into the garage. I closed the garage door, and
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 9: I went into my sauna and I'm in my sauna
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 9: and then I sees bird flying around and I'm like, oh, no,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 9: how do I get this bird out of my garage? Well,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 9: I mean, I don't want to get out of the
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 9: sauna because I'm already in the sauna and I feel bad.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 9: So I was like talking to the bird bird, and
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 9: then Blake comes home, opens a garage door, and the
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 9: bird I takes off and she walks over to me
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 9: and she goes.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Did you see that bird? I go yeah.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 9: She goes, why didn't you open the garage I I
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 9: didn't know the bird was in the garage until the
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 9: garage door closed.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Anyway, that bird's going around telling everybody there's a song
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: in there. There's like a human zoo.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 9: You go see this guy sitting there.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: I wish my husband was desensitized to grow stuff. He
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: still kind of pukes up in his mouth when our
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: toddler needs her diaper change, and he says, bads.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Well, Toddler's that's that's real. That's real stuff.
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  Speaker 23: Hey, good morning guys, John Jay. I wanted to tell
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  Speaker 23: you that you're not wrong. I used to have the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 23: Jane Lotto app and I used it from time to
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 23: time for emergencies as well, and one day hensteriously disappeared.
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  Speaker 23: I couldn't find it on my phone anymore. But what
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 23: I found is that they must have restructured or something,
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  Speaker 23: because now you can install the app under the just
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 23: the name alatto dot com and it is a legit
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  Speaker 23: third party. You usually get the copies of the lottery
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 23: tickets via email.
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  Speaker 1: Huh, yeah, I had that. I don't have it anymore.
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  Speaker 9: It's really weird, but I have a body of things
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  Speaker 9: since we talked about it, because I felt I was
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  Speaker 9: losing all my.
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  Speaker 1: Money to the lotto. Anyway, that's how it works.
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  Speaker 9: We got tickets to see Madison Beer and we're gonna
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 9: play Remember the Time, and we need to contestant right now.
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  Speaker 9: Good morning, Jen, Jen. Hmmm, I wonder why that's not working.
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  Speaker 9: Let me try that again.
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  Speaker 1: Cheese wiize gen Come on, all right, that's all right, heymen,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay.
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  Speaker 9: You know, it's like the iHeart slogan is guaranteed human,
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  Speaker 9: and there you go. We're all guaranteed humans. All right,
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  Speaker 9: Let's play Member the Time.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. It's all kinds of things for your Genda's movies.
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  Speaker 1: It's TV. It's pop culture all mushified into one big montage.
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  Speaker 1: You just gotta tell me what year it all happened. Players, Ready,
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  Speaker 1: let's remember the time.
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  Speaker 2: Classic sasive lest all is fair in Love and war,
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  Speaker 2: Misspnie Richardson, show you all my attention. Get these are
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  Speaker 2: only intentions.
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  Speaker 10: This world is not yet ready for all that you
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  Speaker 10: will do. Her crime will come, Diana.
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  Speaker 11: And everything will be different, right.
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  Speaker 4: That right?
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  Speaker 1: Fust size Okay, a couple of bonus clues for you.
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  Speaker 1: This was also the year that zoom became a verb
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  Speaker 1: and murder hornets arrived in the USA too. Remember the
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  Speaker 1: murder hornets. That was a big scare. Okay, Jen, what
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  Speaker 1: did you hear? What did you recognize? What year do
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: you think that went down?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 19: Gosh, there was quite a benisode, right, good?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Please don't cuss?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 19: Yeah yeah yeah?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: What is that beeping? I think the French fries are ready.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like a turning signal.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 19: Sorry no, sorry, sorry, no?
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  Speaker 1: What is it?
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  Speaker 10: Maybe you God?
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  Speaker 19: I am probably so off.
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  Speaker 9: Just a little. But what's that beeping noise? I can't
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 9: move on until I find out that beaming noise is?
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 12: It's is don't touch me a brustelizer, A bruthelizer.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Oh because she should not be driving?
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  Speaker 19: No, it's because it needs you blowing it every Okay,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 19: blowing it real quick?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Well, wait, let's how it goes.
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  Speaker 19: Oh my god, I don't want you to be here.
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  Speaker 1: Just come on, just blow into it.
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  Speaker 9: I mean we're involved, no matter what. Will give you
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  Speaker 9: the tickets? You are twenty years off, but go ahead.
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  Speaker 19: Okay, fine, jee.
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  Speaker 1: There there wait, still beeping? Have you passed yet?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 19: It's still warming up?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: How annoying? Do you also have it? Do you also
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: have it? Do you also have an ankle bracelet?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 19: No?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, so now let's not beeping.
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  Speaker 1: Does that mean Does that mean it worked? The breathalyzer worked? Yes, okay,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: So to review, did you pick the year two thousand
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  Speaker 1: and three? Is that what you said?
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  Speaker 18: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's okay, John Jay, your move.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 9: I heard Savage the Megan the Stallion song that was
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 9: very big during the COVID that's when all this stuff
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 9: is all COVID time.
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  Speaker 1: The question is whether twenty twenty or twenty one? So
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  Speaker 1: did you not pass that?
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  Speaker 10: Thing?
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  Speaker 1: Is that it's not?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I want to stop beeping? What did you have this morning?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 13: I didn't have anything this morning.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 19: It's when it's cold, it worlds up.
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  Speaker 21: So does it full?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Does it take a full a few minutes, it's like
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: one hundred degrees outside. How could it be cold? Wow?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 19: Because of my car is under a car part. It's ridiculous.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 19: It's a stupid machine and its super decision. So it's like,
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  Speaker 19: there's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So when did you get the DUI? How long ago?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 8: I want to talk about it?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 19: It's embarrassing.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 9: We're way past that. I mean, your breath hasn't cleared yet, right,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 9: don't you have to?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 19: Like my brother is clear and fail if it didn't, but.
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  Speaker 9: I would think you do the breath lies, you blow
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  Speaker 9: into it and the approval is like, all right, hey,
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  Speaker 9: you drop a Hyundai Alondra. All right, anyway, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 9: go twenty twenty one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So Gen says twenty three. John Jay says twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty one and the most crazy ass version of remember
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: the time we've evergot, Peyton, here's your chance to.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 11: Rocket try to win one. No, I know I'm with
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 11: John j on it being that COVID year, I was savage,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 11: but what I did here was the Beyonce remix in there,
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  Speaker 11: which makes me think it's definitely not twenty twenty. You
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 11: have Bridger ten justin bieber offset intentions toutsy slide. Drake,
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  Speaker 11: I'm gonna say twenty twenty two just because John j
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 11: took twenty twenty one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, everybody's wrong, it's twenty twenty. It's really good.
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  Speaker 11: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: You know, one of the big clues was going to
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: be the year of COVID, but I figured that would
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: give it way too farway. Well, Jen, are you back on? Mute?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, Jen, Okay, you do win the award for
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: being the furthest off anybody has ever been on remember
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  Speaker 1: the time, which I think is an award in itself.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 9: Still, Jen, congratulations, you win. You're gonna go see Madison.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 9: Beer don't drink and beer don't drink beer?
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  Speaker 17: My god?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Was that?
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  Speaker 9: What was your drink of choice when you got pulled
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 9: over and got the dui and now you have a
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 9: Breathalyzer's so important?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: She does not want to answer our question. All right,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Well hold on the lie, Jen, We're gonna set you up.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: And if you're just tuning in, that was Jen.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 9: She was a contested member at the time, and there
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 9: was a beeping and the noise in the background and
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 9: I couldn't get past.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: It, and I'm glad I asked, because I've never experienced
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: that before. It was good to hear. But she's doing
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: the right thing, right.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah, when you get a breathalyzer like that, does anyone
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 9: know is that? Does that mean that you went to court,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 9: you did whatever, But you have to drive to work
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 9: so they put that on.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Does anyone know? Do you?
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  Speaker 11: I have no idea. I'm sure it's something that I know.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 11: It like plugs into your car and your car like
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 11: won't start if you don't pass it. But I was
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 11: a great, Yeah, it probably is court me in neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: But she said hers is every nine minutes that she's
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: in the car.
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  Speaker 11: That's you would think it would be just every time
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 11: you start your car. But I mean, you gotta be
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 11: locked in for stuff like that.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: So what I'm saying is the judge.
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  Speaker 9: Does a judge go, this is a good person that
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 9: has a busy life and needs to drive, so we're
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 9: gonna do this, Or does a judge say you need
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 9: to get a ride everywhere you go, or does a
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 9: judge say you go live in tense city for a week.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: If they still I don't know they still have that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that was an extreme do U
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  Speaker 1: I super extreme.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 9: If anybody knows, can you call eight seven seven nine
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 9: three seven one oh four seven.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Rebecca knows breathalyzer stuff. Hey Rebecca, let's what do we know?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: What do we need to know?
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  Speaker 8: So pretty much everyone in Arizona, it doesn't matter if
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 8: it's like extreme d UI or whatever. It's court mandated
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 8: that you have a breathalyzer, doesn't They don't care if
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 8: you have a car, don't have a car. I told
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 8: in my car and they made me purchase a car
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  Speaker 8: to get a breathalyzer in it.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Wait, they made you purchase a car to use a breathalyzer.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, or it was put in one of my family
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 8: member's car and my family member would have to use
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 8: it as well.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 9: Oh wow, So they're like, even though they don't have it,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 9: they still have to use it, even though they didn't
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 9: get punished.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Yep, so it happened to you.
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  Speaker 8: I ended up setting my own car, a little beater,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 8: just the car I didn't have a license. Pretty much.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, thank you, Rebecca, thanks for listening. Yeah, that's safe.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: We have another breathalyzer expert, Markue Marque. Mary kay, oh
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Mary kay, there's a why missing now it's there.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 24: Hi Mary kay, Hi, Hi, good morning's.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 9: Did you hear that call when she was on the
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 9: breath lizer? Cause did you know it was a breath lizer?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 17: Yes?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 24: I did hear the call, okay, And I was calling
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 24: because I used to be a criminal paralegal for an
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 24: attorney who did criminal law and a lot of it
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 24: was DUIs okay, and the breathalyzers depending on how much
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 24: you blow over the legal limit.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Oh so when you heard her beeping, what did you know?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: What do you think? What do you think her story is?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 24: Well, I don't want to assume, but I've seen enough
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 24: cases that when you get a breathalyzer and it beeps
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 24: that often, that frequent, that it was probably like I
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 24: forget the exact term, like a extreme do you why?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, they.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 24: Have like do you wys? And then extreme do you eyes?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 24: Depending on how much over the legal limit you blow, And.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: That's probably the every nine minute warning or you know,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: every one of the behind minutes. That's weird.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 24: Yeah, it's I'm sure the laws have changed since I've
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 24: been in that area of practice.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: But yeah, what are you doing right now? Where are you?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: I'm at work? Are you on a landline.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 24: I am.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: It sounds so good. It's that crystal clearic.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 9: I could hear every little like like noise from your mouth.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 9: It's perfect. Everybody calls, even if you're driving, even if
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 9: you're driving that well, Mary Kay, thanks for listening, Mary.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 24: Kay, Thank you guys. Have a great day.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Good day.