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#0204_We're Back — Comedy, Chaos, Politics & Unfiltered Stories · INSPIRE STORY

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show from
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Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California. We are on the road in Irvine
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Speaker 1: doing shows in Orange County, the birthplace of reality TV
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Speaker 1: and subprime mortgages. Um, not the birthplace of reality TV,
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Speaker 1: but the birthplace of the genre of reality TV that, uh,
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Speaker 1: we know now, um, uh, the real housewives of Orange
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Speaker 1: County started there and, uh, subprime mortgages started there in Irvine, California. Irvine,
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Speaker 1: correct me if I'm wrong, is one of the only
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Speaker 1: cities that is named after a company.
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Speaker 2: That's correct.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. And that's still very much the feel of Irvine, California. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: What is generally known as the city of Irvine is
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Speaker 1: named after pioneering rancher James Irvine. Oh.
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Speaker 2: But it's through his corporation, through Irvine's 40 years of incorporation.
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Speaker 1: Well, no, that doesn't mean anything.
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Speaker 2: The Irvine Company.
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Speaker 1: Oh, the Irvine Company? Is that why Irvine was named Irvine?
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Speaker 2: I believe so, yes. By James Irvine, and then they
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Speaker 2: named the city Irvine after the company.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Well, Countrywide Home Loans started in Irvine, which was the,
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Speaker 1: I believe, the largest subprime mortgage lender on the planet.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the case, but I believe
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Speaker 1: it was. and then Countrywide expanded. But I believe the
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Speaker 1: beginning of Countrywide was in Irvine, California. And the two
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Speaker 1: biggest areas for subprime mortgage banks were Irvine, California, and
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Speaker 1: Long Island, New York. And they are the same place, essentially.
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Speaker 1: You have a lot of rich people. You have a
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Speaker 1: lot of people that... are always willing to jump into
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Speaker 1: whatever the latest scam is. A lot of different types
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Speaker 1: of salespeople. And Long Island and Irvine, they're both beach communities.
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Speaker 1: Orange County and Long Island, rather, not Irvine, but Orange
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Speaker 1: County and Long Island are very similar. The types of
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Speaker 1: people there are very similar. Conservative politically. There's not a
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Speaker 1: lot of culture in Orange County. There's no culture in
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Speaker 1: Long Island. There's none in Orange County either. And, you know,
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Speaker 1: the people differ slightly, but it's a very similar makeup
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Speaker 1: of human beings. A lot of tribal tattoos, not a
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Speaker 1: lot of reading, a lot of people with boats. Irvine
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Speaker 1: has more like rock churches. You know, Orange County, sorry.
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Speaker 1: I keep saying Irvine, but Irvine's nothing. It's a few buildings.
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Speaker 1: But Orange County's got a lot of like churches where
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Speaker 1: people go and they rock out, you know, and they're
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Speaker 1: just there and they're, you know, they married an ex-baseball
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Speaker 1: player and they're just feeling it and Jesus loves them
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Speaker 1: and Jesus wants them to have another boat. Jesus wants
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Speaker 1: them to be rich. Like Mosaic is one of those
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Speaker 1: churches where people just get in there and the tits
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Speaker 1: are out and the guys are there and their shirts
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Speaker 1: are unbuttoned down. You could, you know, you could see
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Speaker 1: the gym, you could see the games and they're in
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Speaker 1: there and they're just worshiping the Lord and Jesus wants money.
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Speaker 1: Christ wants you to do well. That's the Orange County ethos.
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Speaker 1: They moved out of LA and they're like, I'm going
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Speaker 1: to find Jesus. And that's where all the TikTok kids
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Speaker 1: will eventually end up. They go to find Jesus. Down
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Speaker 1: in Orange County 10 years later. That's what happens. And
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Speaker 1: the shows have been really not great. They've not been
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Speaker 1: fun at all. I don't think I'll ever go back.
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Speaker 1: I'm shocked at how bad they've been. Even though people
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Speaker 1: are having a good time, I'm not having a good time.
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Speaker 1: And my life is about me. So a lot of
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Speaker 1: people are like, well, I enjoyed it, but I don't
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Speaker 1: care what you enjoyed. I want to have fun. And
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Speaker 1: coming from Boston, where comedy is just amazing, to... Orange County,
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Speaker 1: and the room that we're in is big. It's a
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Speaker 1: big room, and it's hard to feel like you're doing well,
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Speaker 1: even though you are. It's a big Dave and Buster's, really,
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Speaker 1: that we're performing in. What is it, got 2,000 seats?
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Speaker 1: I mean, it's stupid.
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Speaker 2: It's really big.
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Speaker 1: It's big.
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Speaker 2: Next to a Hollister.
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Speaker 1: People are watching me on screens that are in the room.
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Speaker 1: They're watching me on screens. And, you know, I got
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Speaker 1: to hang out with people in L.A. I don't know
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Speaker 1: if we're going to come back here, by the way.
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Speaker 1: I don't know either. I don't know either. It's not
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Speaker 1: been a good few days. It's really not been good.
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Speaker 1: You get away from this mental illness for a while,
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Speaker 1: and then you come back to it, and you realize
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Speaker 1: it's actually not preferable to anywhere else. It's really not. There's, like,
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Speaker 1: a few restaurants I like, but that's it. You know,
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Speaker 1: the guy opening for me goes like this. He goes,
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Speaker 1: he's like, dude, do you think, you know, like L.A. guy,
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Speaker 1: he goes... do you think you'll have a later career
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Speaker 1: as an actor like Daniel Day-Lewis? And I said, excuse me?
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Speaker 1: Are you asking me if I think that later on
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Speaker 1: in my life I will have a career similar to
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Speaker 1: one of the greatest actors that's ever lived, Daniel Day-Lewis? No.
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Speaker 1: Are you going to be Daniel Day-Lewis? Is that part
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Speaker 1: of your plan? We're telling jokes in a mall in Irvine, California.
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Speaker 1: But this is the disease here. You know, the manager
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Speaker 1: of the club comes in. He's got like a mask on.
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Speaker 1: He's like, you know, you're raging. He came back. He goes,
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Speaker 1: they think I'm like some guy working here, but I'm
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Speaker 1: the regional manager. They don't know that. Hey, who gives
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Speaker 1: a fuck? Who gives a fuck? It's Chuck E. Cheese.
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Speaker 1: It's a comedy club. It's Chuck E. Cheese. Well, I mean,
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Speaker 1: you have a fucking bandana over your face. Nobody knows
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Speaker 1: who you are. You know? I mean, I never say
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Speaker 1: anything good about my agents, but in this case, they're
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Speaker 1: in the right. You can't demand that people respect you
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Speaker 1: if you're covered in a Darth Vader mask and nobody
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Speaker 1: can tell who you are. It's not a rational belief.
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Speaker 1: You hear that? The sirens? I mean, this may not
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Speaker 1: be it. I got to be honest. I don't know
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Speaker 1: if we're coming back. I don't know. We're not coming
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Speaker 1: back until next year, and it may not even be that.
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Speaker 1: Something's different here. It's not good. Masks are back on.
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Speaker 1: The variants are back, you know. I just want to
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Speaker 1: get to a point where we can get through this.
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Speaker 1: And Simone Biles dropped out of the Olympics. Mm-hmm. She
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Speaker 1: is a gymnast considered the greatest of all time. Yes.
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Speaker 1: And her sister tweeted, y'all are all about mental health
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Speaker 1: until it no longer benefits you. I can't imagine being
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Speaker 1: that inconsiderate. Woo.
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Speaker 2: Woo.
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Speaker 1: She's basically saying lay off her sister. Right. Lay off Simone.
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Speaker 1: And I believe that too. Listen, the Olympics is a
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Speaker 1: scam and a waste of everyone's time. I don't care
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Speaker 1: who shows up to work. Why are we even having
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Speaker 1: it this year? It's dumb. Why would we care about
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Speaker 1: excellence in athletics? We care about it literally nowhere else.
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Speaker 1: And I get it, she's having mental problems. The problem
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Speaker 1: that I have now with what I consider to be
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Speaker 1: the fetishization of mental health is this. Number one, I've
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Speaker 1: been very clear about my own family, my mother being
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Speaker 1: a schizophrenic, and that impacting the way that I feel
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Speaker 1: about mental health because I see a lot of people
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Speaker 1: on social media that have diagnosed themselves with many different disorders.
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Speaker 1: I don't know how accurate they are. I don't think
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Speaker 1: it's a good idea to diagnose yourself from an Instagram
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Speaker 1: post and read that and go, that sounds like me.
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Speaker 1: I'm that now. It's becoming a weird identity for people.
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Speaker 1: And I'm not saying there aren't legitimate instances of of
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Speaker 1: mental health. But athletes, this is my thing with athletes,
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Speaker 1: and I got to be careful about how I say
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Speaker 1: this because it's going to come off, I don't know
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Speaker 1: how it'll come off. When it comes to athletes and
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Speaker 1: mental health, I think the biggest thing to consider here
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Speaker 1: is that athletes don't have minds. Do you see what
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Speaker 1: I mean? That is not why we know who they are.
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Speaker 1: Why are we telling them to be self-actualized human beings?
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Speaker 1: Their body is their temple and their mind only works
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Speaker 1: as the operating system of their body. Their mind should
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Speaker 1: not be this, you know, flourishing and important part of
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Speaker 1: what they do. Their mind should be simply like taking order,
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Speaker 1: giving orders to their body. So when we have somebody
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Speaker 1: like Simone Biles having these problems, we have to really
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Speaker 1: look at are we telling athletes to think too much?
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Speaker 1: Are we telling them to be too involved in their own,
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Speaker 1: you're supposed not supposed to think too much about what
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Speaker 1: you're doing because it's stupid it's dumb you balance on
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Speaker 1: a bar it's dumb if you think too much about
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Speaker 1: it you will lose your mind and go insane You're
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Speaker 1: getting millions and millions of dollars to do something that's
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Speaker 1: essentially silly. It's silly. You're doing a tumbasalt. It's not
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Speaker 1: something that you should spend an inordinate amount of time
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Speaker 1: thinking about. Truly, whether you're throwing a basketball into a hoop...
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Speaker 1: or throwing a ball, all of it is silly. It's important.
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Speaker 1: We need it. It distracts people from the pandemic and
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Speaker 1: the wars and the economy and the no healthcare and
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Speaker 1: the no jobs and their kids on heroin and the
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Speaker 1: towns falling apart and violence is in the street. It
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Speaker 1: distracts them. You need that. But I think the people
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Speaker 1: that are great athletes, I'm sure some of them have
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Speaker 1: been reasonably intelligent, but the vast majority of people that
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Speaker 1: get really good at sports do so because their minds
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Speaker 1: are not the thing that drives them in life. And
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Speaker 1: nor should they be. Now, there are certain sports where
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Speaker 1: obviously it is important, but again, like golf, people can say, oh, golf,
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Speaker 1: you got to have a strong mind to compete in golf. I, yes,
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Speaker 1: but they're idiots. If you get any of the guys
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Speaker 1: on the PGA Tour and talk to them, they're not smart.
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Speaker 1: None of them are intelligent. They're not. How can you
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Speaker 1: be intelligent? You have to devote so much of your
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Speaker 1: life to swinging a club and hitting a ball in
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Speaker 1: a hole. You can't be smart. You literally cannot. They're
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Speaker 1: not smart people. None of them. When you see an
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Speaker 1: athlete that can string a sentence together, you're floored because
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Speaker 1: you don't expect that, nor should you. They get their
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Speaker 1: enjoyment out of life from competition, competing, and they need
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Speaker 1: to have mental toughness. I'm not saying this woman should
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Speaker 1: be castigated, but I'm also not saying she should be
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Speaker 1: celebrated for her issues and her problems. Mental toughness is
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Speaker 1: part of athletics. It has been for a long time.
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Speaker 1: And the reason that the greatest players have been able
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Speaker 1: to be mentally tough is because a lot of them
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Speaker 1: are stupid. That's the point. They don't think that much.
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Speaker 1: Mental illness is very common with people that have a
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Speaker 1: lot of thoughts. If you can quiet your mind, quiet
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Speaker 1: it down so that you can like, you know, really
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Speaker 1: become a machine. That's how you get to be a
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Speaker 1: great athlete. You know, I mean, that's what people are
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Speaker 1: going to be offended at this. Oh, you're fat. You
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Speaker 1: don't know what athletics is. Oh, you're an idiot. Hey, hey,
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Speaker 1: they're retarded. But they're great. That's the point. The point
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Speaker 1: is that they're stupid people who are able to do
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Speaker 1: an amazing thing physically and we pay them lots of money.
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Speaker 1: If they weren't able to do that, what would they
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Speaker 1: be doing? Can I ask you that? If athletes were
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Speaker 1: not able to do athletic things, what would they be doing? CEO?
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Speaker 1: Would they be running a hospital? No. No, they wouldn't be.
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Speaker 1: They're doing this because they're driven by the need to
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Speaker 1: compete and they're in great shape and they have mental toughness.
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Speaker 1: They have to be tough. Mental toughness is... Stupidity becomes
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Speaker 1: a virtue in athletics. And I don't mean you can't
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Speaker 1: be savvy and you can't be, you know... whatever, funny.
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Speaker 1: But I'm talking about real intelligence here. These people don't
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Speaker 1: have it, nor should they, the vast majority of them.
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Speaker 2: Agreed.
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Speaker 1: Not all of them. There's some of them that are
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Speaker 1: very smart, but the vast majority of them. So I
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Speaker 1: don't care what this woman does or not. Gymnastics, to me,
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Speaker 1: shouldn't even be legal. It's a sport of pedophiles where
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Speaker 1: they stunt a girl's growth and they keep them like
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Speaker 1: little dolls. It's insane. I mean, this poor woman went
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Speaker 1: through all kinds of horror. The guy just molested thousands
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Speaker 1: of them.
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Speaker 2: Larry Nassar.
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Speaker 1: And it's so rampant that no one cared because it's,
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Speaker 1: in gymnastics, it's assumed that it's a sport for pedophiles. Like,
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Speaker 1: when those girls came home and said, I was molested,
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Speaker 1: their parents were like, yeah. Don't you want to be
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Speaker 1: a gymnast? I thought you wanted to be a gymnast.
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Speaker 1: That's what it is. You get molested and, you know,
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Speaker 1: you don't eat and you don't grow. And you stay
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Speaker 1: like you look like a little doll. You ever see
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Speaker 1: these people? It's disgusting. It's disgusting when you look at them.
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Speaker 1: They're tiny. They're literally this big. They're tiny little people.
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Speaker 1: And it's not healthy at all. It's not healthy. Well,
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Speaker 1: these are children now. But gymnasts, it stunts their growth.
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Speaker 1: I don't know why. Somebody that's smarter than me can
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Speaker 1: explain that. But it does. And that's why pedophiles like
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Speaker 1: to coach gymnastics because nobody ever grows up. This is
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Speaker 1: a fact. Okay? There are some arguments that link high-intensity
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Speaker 1: gymnastics training during puberty with delayed growth. The theory is
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Speaker 1: that young people undertaking such high levels of gymnastics training
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Speaker 1: are likely to develop overuse injuries and are at risk
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Speaker 1: of causing stress to growing bones and growth plates. We
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Speaker 1: all know the gymnasts. They're all tiny. So I am
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Speaker 1: deeply sympathetic to whatever this girl has gone through and
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Speaker 1: is going through. And also men... that are doing gymnastics
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Speaker 1: are just men that don't have the guts to come
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Speaker 1: out of the closet. There's not one heterosexual male in gymnastics.
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Speaker 1: It's just a fact. Everyone doing gymnastics is gay. You know,
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Speaker 1: the women don't have a sexuality because they're just forever children.
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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen I'm going to get in so
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Speaker 1: much trouble. But have you ever seen after they win,
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Speaker 1: their team's like hugging them, but it's very childlike and
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Speaker 1: they have like teddy bears and stuff. It's freak shit.
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Speaker 1: It's legit freak shit. If you think I'm wrong, go
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Speaker 1: watch some of the old Olympics where they win. They're
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Speaker 1: like 19, you know, but they're like children and like
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Speaker 1: the coach is carrying them around and they have a
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Speaker 1: teddy bear. It's freak shit. It's fucked up. It's not right.
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Speaker 1: It's not right. It should be banned. They should replace
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Speaker 1: it with some type of twerking or freestyle dance. You know?
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Speaker 1: It's not good. And, you know, I just am saying that.
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Speaker 1: And male gymnasts are gay. They're gay men who are
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Speaker 1: unable to tell the world that they suck cock and
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Speaker 1: they like to have penises in their ass or they
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Speaker 1: like to put a penis in another man's ass. So
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Speaker 1: instead of that, they do like the, you know, I
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Speaker 1: don't know, the fucking... The parallel bar. What are these
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Speaker 1: events even called? I know what they are.
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Speaker 2: The bars.
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Speaker 1: The bars.
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Speaker 2: Let me see.
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Speaker 1: I mean, the rings. They're strong, these men, but imagine
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Speaker 1: fucking them. When male gymnasts look at each other, they
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Speaker 1: want to fuck each other to death. When a male
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Speaker 1: gymnast sees another male gymnast, they want to fuck each
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Speaker 1: other to death. They want to rip the skin off
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Speaker 1: each other. I mean, this is what it is. They
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Speaker 1: want to, like, land on a cock. Like, they want to, like,
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Speaker 1: do the final jump where they stick the landing. They
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Speaker 1: want to stick the landing right on another guy's cock.
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Speaker 1: They're gay, and that's great. I mean, they're hot, they're
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Speaker 1: good-looking men, but they're gay. And Simone Biles, people are
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Speaker 1: upset at her because she dropped out of the team competition, which, again...
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Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck? But I would have rather if
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Speaker 1: she competed and lost because I think it's funny when
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Speaker 1: people phone it in. It's much better to me just
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Speaker 1: phone it in. She's like, well, I could hurt myself
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Speaker 1: because a lot of the moves I'm doing have a
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Speaker 1: high degree of difficulty, which is true.
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Speaker 2: And she has the twisties.
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Speaker 1: We'll explain that. Didn't you get that in golf?
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Speaker 2: No, that's the yips.
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Speaker 1: But you had the yips in golf. That's why you're
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Speaker 1: not on the tour. Because you weren't mentally strong. You
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Speaker 1: know why? Because you're not that dumb. No, this is
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Speaker 1: a fact.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: If you were dumber, you'd have like. You'd be like,
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Speaker 1: Jesus said, hit the ball! And you'd live in Orange County.
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Speaker 1: Just turn the brain off. Yeah, you've got to turn
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Speaker 1: the brain off. You have to turn your brain off.
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Speaker 1: And you weren't able to do it because you knew
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Speaker 1: that that was not your destiny. Your destiny was greatness,
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Speaker 1: like what we're doing here. You know?
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Speaker 2: Studio.
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Speaker 1: Greatness.
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Speaker 2: Liquid death.
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Speaker 3: It's supposed to be like a version of like vertigo
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Speaker 3: where like when she's doing a twist then she could
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Speaker 3: think she's doing a flip and then she could just
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Speaker 3: land on her head and just die essentially so.
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Speaker 1: Well my argument is don't do any of that don't
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Speaker 1: do any of the hard shit go out there and
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Speaker 1: just kind of be like Like, you don't have to
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Speaker 1: do that. Scale it back. Don't do any of the
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Speaker 1: Olympic-level stuff. What if she just went out and twerked
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Speaker 1: on the floor in a shirt that said, I love China?
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Speaker 1: Do you know how much I would support her? Do
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Speaker 1: you know how much I would support this woman publicly?
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Speaker 1: Use any of my social capital, whatever it is, to
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Speaker 1: support this woman if she said, I'm having a mental
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Speaker 1: health problem. I'm going to go out. and just rip
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Speaker 1: my shirt off and say, I love China, and then
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Speaker 1: I'm just going to twerk. I would be like, fuck yeah.
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Speaker 1: But this is what I mean about athletes. We're confusing
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Speaker 1: these people by telling them that they should think, and
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Speaker 1: they should not. Athletes, like actors, like singers, like, you know.
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Speaker 1: And even comedians. I get it. So many comics who
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Speaker 1: have tried to be intelligent over the last few years
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Speaker 1: have just destroyed their careers. We need to go back
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Speaker 1: to a world where smart people can go and be
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Speaker 1: smart somewhere and everybody else needs to just realize what
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Speaker 1: they're good at and stop trying to be an expert
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Speaker 1: in 19 different things. This woman should not even know
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Speaker 1: what her mind is doing. Truly. She shouldn't Her success
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Speaker 1: is built on her ability. She is the greatest gymnast
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Speaker 1: of all time. There's no one better than her. But
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Speaker 1: in order to keep that going, but she's probably getting
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Speaker 1: older and she's starting to realize that it doesn't matter. See,
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Speaker 1: this is what I'm getting to. But I just shut
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Speaker 1: my emotions off. Otherwise, I go with the gun and
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Speaker 1: I kill everyone. Because that's what she's getting. Her mental
21:47
Speaker 1: health is starting to deteriorate because she's realizing that it's
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Speaker 1: all for nothing. It's bullshit. Who cares? Yes, you became
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Speaker 1: the goat. Yes, you became the best. But the happiest
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Speaker 1: people in this country are disgusting fat sloths who've never
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Speaker 1: held themselves to any standard. That's truly the meaning of life.
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Speaker 1: To be little more than bacteria, which is what the
22:04
Speaker 1: majority of people are. They're just bacterial organisms just existing, right?
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22:49
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22:53
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22:57
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23:02
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23:19
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23:25
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23:34
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23:42
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23:45
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23:51
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23:54
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23:59
Speaker 1: And that's my issue. But, you know, there's bad actors
24:02
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24:05
Speaker 1: and use it as a reason to usher in mediocrity.
24:08
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24:11
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24:15
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24:17
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24:22
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24:26
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24:29
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24:32
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24:33
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24:42
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24:45
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24:48
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24:52
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24:54
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24:57
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25:11
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25:18
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25:30
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25:35
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25:40
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25:46
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25:49
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25:53
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25:56
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25:59
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26:02
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26:07
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Speaker 1: wanted to talk about my favorite story of the week.
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Speaker 1: A guy who is... one of his daughters or sons,
29:05
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29:12
Speaker 1: to be of the belief that the Parkland shooting was
29:19
Speaker 1: a hoax. And the quote here from the New York
29:22
Speaker 1: Post is that Parkland survivor says dad has turned to
29:26
Speaker 1: QAnon conspiracies and thinks massacre was a hoax. If this
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Speaker 1: country Had any balls If the entertainment industry Had any
29:38
Speaker 1: balls is that not a reality show that you're watching?
29:47
Speaker 1: Is that not a reality show that you do not
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Speaker 1: miss every single time it's on? You would leave family engagements.
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Speaker 1: You might leave your wife giving birth to see the end.
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Speaker 1: of an episode of that show where a survivor of
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Speaker 1: the Parkland shooting and her father argued about whether it
30:07
Speaker 1: happened or not. Am I the only one that wants
30:11
Speaker 1: to see this in real time? Can we set up
30:14
Speaker 1: a debate? Because I don't know that I'm gonna side
30:17
Speaker 1: with the girl. She might be a cunt. And in fact,
30:19
Speaker 1: the fact that the father believes this to me means
30:22
Speaker 1: that the child is like a bitch. You've gotta really
30:26
Speaker 1: suck for your dad to choose Alex Jones over you, truly.
30:30
Speaker 1: But she may. But I want to see it. I
30:33
Speaker 1: want to see more about it. A teen who claims
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Speaker 1: to be a survivor of the high school shooting in Parkland, Florida,
30:40
Speaker 1: is being traumatized all over again by his father. Oh, him.
30:44
Speaker 1: A QAnon believer says the massacre was just a hoax.
30:46
Speaker 1: The student who recently graduated said his dad's conspiracy theories,
30:50
Speaker 1: which surfaced after he became a devotee of QAnon, have
30:53
Speaker 1: now caused a rift in the family, he told the
30:54
Speaker 1: Post on Monday. He was always an avid Trump supporter,
30:57
Speaker 1: and after the pandemic, into Q. The man who asked
31:00
Speaker 1: to remain anonymous wrote in an email. So he was
31:02
Speaker 1: already predisposed to falling into the fake news crowd and
31:05
Speaker 1: trusting people like Marjorie Taylor Greene. So that's what started
31:09
Speaker 1: the whole thing. People have told me that it may
31:14
Speaker 1: be a coping mechanism to be able to deal with
31:16
Speaker 1: what happened, but I don't know, the man added. I
31:23
Speaker 1: just love the idea of a dinner table, like a
31:25
Speaker 1: father at dinner, and the kid's like, do you have
31:28
Speaker 1: any idea what I've been through, and your father's like,
31:32
Speaker 1: you're still going with that story? You're still doing that.
31:39
Speaker 1: You're going to look me in the face and tell
31:43
Speaker 1: me that there was a shooting at your school? You're
31:47
Speaker 1: going to tell me that? After everything I know, after
31:51
Speaker 1: everything that you know I know, who's paying you? Whose
31:57
Speaker 1: payroll are you on? I know it's not the majority,
32:03
Speaker 1: but anyone accusing me of using my trauma... So this
32:05
Speaker 1: is the person that is.
32:07
Speaker 2: This is their Reddit thread that went viral.
32:09
Speaker 1: This is their Reddit thread.
32:09
Speaker 2: On r slash QAnon casualties.
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Speaker 1: I know it's not the majority, but anyone accusing me
32:14
Speaker 1: of using my own trauma to spin a story, fuck you.
32:16
Speaker 1: This was literally just a spur-of-the-moment rant I thought would
32:19
Speaker 1: reach at most a couple of hundred upvotes. I never
32:21
Speaker 1: planned this blowing up. I never contacted the media. What
32:24
Speaker 1: the fuck would I get out of this? This is
32:26
Speaker 1: really fucking important to me because however terrible you imagine
32:28
Speaker 1: the shooting being, double that. Way too much of my
32:32
Speaker 1: high school experience was dealing with this shit. So believe
32:34
Speaker 1: I'd never make light of it because you have no
32:36
Speaker 1: idea what the fuck you're talking about. You watch his
32:38
Speaker 1: interrogation footage and he seems just like a brain dead
32:41
Speaker 1: child like moron who's too fucking stupid to know what's
32:43
Speaker 1: going on. He is, but he's also a literal fucking demon.
32:46
Speaker 1: I've never seen determination like that in my entire life.
32:49
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of people who don't know. So
32:51
Speaker 1: fuck you. And this is why that kid should have
32:53
Speaker 1: done sports. He's talking about who? Nicholas Cruz?
32:59
Speaker 2: Yeah, about Cruz.
33:00
Speaker 1: Yeah. Go through the sub and you might realize what
33:02
Speaker 1: QAnon is capable of doing to their own family. They're
33:04
Speaker 1: delusional fucking people trapped in a cult. Fact. There are
33:08
Speaker 1: literally anti-vax nurses. Kind of funny. Folks, I don't know
33:15
Speaker 1: what you want me to do. If it's funny, I
33:16
Speaker 1: have to laugh at it. You know, I mean, it's funny.
33:19
Speaker 1: It's kind of funny. You know, there's a variance of
33:22
Speaker 1: opinions on the vaccine. Why should nurses hold them? It
33:25
Speaker 1: is just kind of funny if a nurse is like
33:28
Speaker 1: whispering in someone's ear like, get it don't get it
33:35
Speaker 1: it's funny to me it's funny if you don't think
33:40
Speaker 1: there's if you if you are of the belief that
33:42
Speaker 1: we're gonna get out of this and there's like brighter
33:44
Speaker 1: days ahead this is all very tough for you to
33:47
Speaker 1: take but if you've settled into the idea that this
33:53
Speaker 1: is maybe the best it'll be hilarious He's done extensive
33:59
Speaker 1: research on body language and claims he can tell the
34:01
Speaker 1: shooter is a radical commie actor who was paid to
34:04
Speaker 1: sacrifice his life in order to remove our guns. He's
34:07
Speaker 1: questioning why they released the interrogation footage, if not to
34:10
Speaker 1: further deceive the, quote, sheep, believing everything they see. He
34:14
Speaker 1: also says the trial will be rigged and the reason
34:16
Speaker 1: they're talking about the death penalty is to prevent him
34:18
Speaker 1: from ever talking just in case. What's really fucked up
34:21
Speaker 1: is that he knows I never want to hear about
34:24
Speaker 1: him or see his face ever again. I've been very
34:26
Speaker 1: clear on that. and I always leave the room when
34:28
Speaker 1: he starts talking about him, Nicholas Cruz. I keep telling
34:31
Speaker 1: him to please, please fucking stop, but there's no reaction
34:34
Speaker 1: or empathy whatsoever. Even burgundy-colored T-shirts, what he wore makes
34:38
Speaker 1: me uncomfortable, and he used to be so understanding he
34:40
Speaker 1: stopped wearing it around me. That purse is completely gone,
34:43
Speaker 1: and I miss him so fucking much. Well, also, do
34:47
Speaker 1: you suck as a person? Because it feels very weird
34:51
Speaker 1: that your dad just went down this rabbit hole if
34:53
Speaker 1: you weren't a little bit of a piece of shit, right?
34:59
Speaker 1: You're a real piece of work to be able to
35:01
Speaker 1: sit here and act like nothing ever happened if it
35:03
Speaker 1: wasn't a hoax. Shame on you for being part of
35:04
Speaker 1: it and putting your family through it, too. He'll say
35:07
Speaker 1: stuff like this straight to my face.
35:09
Speaker 3: He's drinking.
35:12
Speaker 1: That's great. He'll say this stuff straight to my face
35:18
Speaker 1: whenever he's drinking, and I wonder if he's sitting there
35:21
Speaker 1: like this. He's like, look at me. How dare you?
35:25
Speaker 1: How fucking dare you lie to your old man? You're
35:28
Speaker 1: a piece of shit for being part of it. Move out. Hey,
35:33
Speaker 1: move out. Kid, move out. Maybe leave. I don't know.
35:38
Speaker 1: This sounds like a reasonable time to get your own apartment.
35:42
Speaker 1: Get a roommate, buddy. I mean, maybe it's time to go.
35:47
Speaker 1: Your father's accusing you of being part of the Parkland conspiracy.
35:52
Speaker 1: Maybe it's time to leave, huh? I can't take more
35:56
Speaker 1: of him berating me and purposely trying to trigger me
35:58
Speaker 1: to see if my PTSD is real or not. What,
36:01
Speaker 1: does he just walk around the house with a gun?
36:03
Speaker 1: Is it real? He's seen me break down and cry
36:06
Speaker 1: my eyes out multiple times, which I've never ever did before.
36:09
Speaker 1: Sometimes I wonder if he's hit his head or had
36:11
Speaker 1: a fucking stroke, because I almost can't believe it's the
36:13
Speaker 1: same person. What the fuck is QAnon doing to people?
36:16
Speaker 1: My breaking point was yesterday when I borrowed my little
36:19
Speaker 1: brother's iPad and saw he'd searched for some really bad
36:21
Speaker 1: things related to the shooting. I practically begged my mom
36:24
Speaker 1: to give my dad an ultimatum to get professional help
36:27
Speaker 1: or move out. She's really timid and hates confrontation. So
36:30
Speaker 1: all she said was try not being home as much
36:33
Speaker 1: and waited out. Yeah, leave. I have no idea how
36:36
Speaker 1: to deal with this. It's too painful for me to
36:39
Speaker 1: keep living like this. Hearing his name every single fucking
36:41
Speaker 1: day and being accused of accepting money to be a
36:43
Speaker 1: part of it. How much did they pay you? You're
36:47
Speaker 1: going to lie to your old man. How much did
36:49
Speaker 1: they fucking pay you to be part of it? You
36:52
Speaker 1: commie piece of shit. Your PTSD is all bullshit. You
36:57
Speaker 1: were a part of it. Try to take my gun. Edit.
37:05
Speaker 1: Even though I've definitely felt like I don't think getting
37:07
Speaker 1: physical would do any good at all, I instead try
37:10
Speaker 1: to remind him to look back at the text I
37:12
Speaker 1: sent when I was 100% sure the shooter was about
37:15
Speaker 1: to enter our classroom. I asked him to look me
37:18
Speaker 1: in the eyes and still argue I'm able to fake
37:20
Speaker 1: what I wrote in those messages, but no luck. I
37:22
Speaker 1: feel for the kid, it's time to move out. I mean, listen,
37:25
Speaker 1: is it funny? Certainly. Is it horrible? Yes. Should you leave? Yes.
37:33
Speaker 1: It's very unfortunate. Your father is, he's been bit. He's feral,
37:37
Speaker 1: as I've said. And by the way, it's like, obviously
37:41
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to draw a parallel, but it's like,
37:43
Speaker 1: I've had family members where they keep talking about Trump
37:45
Speaker 1: and Russia and, you know, with the COVID, they won't.
37:49
Speaker 1: they're excited about the next lockdown and they're like, Russia
37:52
Speaker 1: sent us the Delta virus, so Trump can. I'm like,
37:55
Speaker 1: all right, that's liberal QAnon is the crazy COVID stuff.
38:00
Speaker 1: And I get it, COVID's a real thing, but some
38:02
Speaker 1: people have lost their fucking minds. We all know that.
38:05
Speaker 1: So this does seem to present itself in the QAnon movement, people.
38:09
Speaker 1: It does. And sadly, the QAnon movement has seemingly attracted
38:16
Speaker 1: some unstable people. And that's unfortunate, but I feel bad
38:23
Speaker 1: for this dude, but you got to move the fuck
38:25
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38:32
Speaker 1: you come stay with me. If you're good looking, you
38:36
Speaker 1: have a home Austin or LA, wherever I happen to be,
38:39
Speaker 1: you could come stay with me, but you know, you
38:44
Speaker 1: got to send me a pic, send some pics. Send
38:48
Speaker 1: some pics, hit me up. It is unfortunate that he's
38:53
Speaker 1: going through that because, you know, I'm sure your dad
38:56
Speaker 1: feels the text he sent when the shooter was about
38:58
Speaker 1: to end, which was probably like, hey, I may die
39:00
Speaker 1: right now, I love you. Right. Oh, my God, would
39:02
Speaker 1: I never send that to my family? I would never,
39:07
Speaker 1: if I thought I was right about to die, I
39:09
Speaker 1: would never text my family. Because anything I got back
39:17
Speaker 1: would be so... underwhelming that for those to be the
39:23
Speaker 1: last words I've read on this planet, like like literally
39:29
Speaker 1: I could imagine like sending my father a text that
39:33
Speaker 1: he like half read. And I'm like, I'm in school.
39:37
Speaker 1: There's a shooter. He's going to kill us. And I
39:41
Speaker 1: love you. And he would just read like school love,
39:43
Speaker 1: you know, and then he would just write back, enjoy it, son. Yeah.
39:49
Speaker 1: And then I would be like, well, this is the
39:51
Speaker 1: last text message I get to read in my life.
39:55
Speaker 1: I don't know that I text anyone. I wouldn't text him.
39:58
Speaker 1: Him and his wife would just go and just stare
40:01
Speaker 1: in the will. So they just get excited. I just
40:06
Speaker 1: would hate to text him because I knew he would
40:08
Speaker 1: just look at her and she'd be like, is it
40:10
Speaker 1: the time? And he'd be like, this is not a drill.
40:12
Speaker 1: He'd be like, this is not a drill. Let's go.
40:16
Speaker 1: They'd be so excited. They'd come to the hospital and
40:18
Speaker 1: yank the tubes out of me. But I would never
40:21
Speaker 1: in my life text my father. So at least he's
40:24
Speaker 1: close enough with his family at one.
40:25
Speaker 2: Time to text his family, which is nice.
40:28
Speaker 1: Remember those times. Don't get greedy. Don't get greedy. No
40:32
Speaker 1: one's close with their family their whole life. Remember the
40:35
Speaker 1: good times when you loved them and you texted them
40:38
Speaker 1: that you loved them. Don't get greedy. You can't ask
40:42
Speaker 1: for your dad to not accuse you of being a
40:45
Speaker 1: crisis actor. That's greed. You had the good times. Enjoy
40:50
Speaker 1: them and move on and leave. You don't want to
40:53
Speaker 1: start being one of these people who's just like, me, me, me, selfish, selfish, selfish. Oh,
41:00
Speaker 1: I demand that my relationship with my father is perfect forever. Well,
41:03
Speaker 1: you cannot. You cannot make those demands. People go through things, okay?
41:10
Speaker 1: And your father right now is having a little bit
41:12
Speaker 1: of a rough patch, okay? He's being red-pilled and it's
41:17
Speaker 1: very tough for him. He's gone. It's too much. And
41:23
Speaker 1: what's happening now is he's lashing out at you because
41:26
Speaker 1: you're in the house. Leave and then he'll eventually turn
41:30
Speaker 1: on your mother and then she'll leave or, you know.
41:35
Speaker 1: What is this?
41:35
Speaker 2: Well, this was one of the edits.
41:38
Speaker 1: He goes, another one I've been told is brain tumor
41:40
Speaker 1: or lead poisoning. Apparently it's normal with boomers. All I
41:44
Speaker 1: know is that he's never been the same since the shooting.
41:47
Speaker 1: The pandemic messed him up, and lately it's just gotten worse.
41:50
Speaker 1: Or maybe he actually just had a mental break and
41:52
Speaker 1: has gone fucking insane. Who knows? We'll probably get back
41:56
Speaker 1: with an update if I found out. Why are you not... Okay, ready?
42:03
Speaker 1: Go down. As for my situation, remember that not everyone
42:06
Speaker 1: were on TV like David. I'm just one of the
42:08
Speaker 1: many dealing with what happened. I came out fine physically...
42:11
Speaker 1: But way too many didn't. So a big fuck you
42:13
Speaker 1: to anyone sending me bullshit DMs. Your time is better spent.
42:18
Speaker 1: I didn't send him a bullshit DM at all. I sent,
42:20
Speaker 1: I sent pic and then question mark. Pic, P-I-C, pic.
42:28
Speaker 1: And it's a throwaway. I'm not trying to get docs crazy.
42:29
Speaker 1: I even have to explain that. Sorry if this is long,
42:32
Speaker 1: but I got to get it off my chest.
42:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he goes into it.
42:34
Speaker 1: And then he goes into it. Yeah. Sports. Yeah. That's
42:40
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Mm-hmm. Turn it off. Turn your mind off. Yeah.
42:43
Speaker 1: Turn your mind off. This guy... Here's what's happening here.
42:47
Speaker 1: And I have a little bit of a background in psychology.
42:54
Speaker 1: And it's not a doctorate or anything, but it's enough
42:58
Speaker 1: to talk on YouTube. This kid is exhibiting the signs,
43:06
Speaker 1: to me, of somebody who... First of all, there's survivor's guilt.
43:14
Speaker 1: When you live and other people around you die, you
43:18
Speaker 1: have what they call survivor's guilt. Have you heard of that? Yes.
43:20
Speaker 1: It's a legit thing. If we're in a car accident
43:24
Speaker 1: and there's four of us and three of us die
43:26
Speaker 1: and me or you, if I survive or you survive,
43:29
Speaker 1: there's survivor's guilt. So you have that. There's also another
43:34
Speaker 1: thing which is compounding that, which is making it even
43:37
Speaker 1: harder for this kid, is that I think he does,
43:39
Speaker 1: he feels genuinely guilty that he participated in a false flag.
43:45
Speaker 1: But I don't think he should because throughout history these
43:49
Speaker 1: operations have been used and it's kind of an honor
43:54
Speaker 1: to be involved. But I think his guilt about participating
43:59
Speaker 1: in a false flag has started to override his sense
44:04
Speaker 1: of self. and he can't repair this relationship with his father,
44:11
Speaker 1: who's obviously asking good questions, and it's just becoming a problem.
44:18
Speaker 1: So I would say, maybe move out for a little bit,
44:22
Speaker 1: and until you can admit to your father what you've done,
44:28
Speaker 1: that's what I would do. By the way, if I
44:29
Speaker 1: was this kid, legit, I'd be like, yeah, so I
44:31
Speaker 1: did it. So what, bitch? George Soros gonna fuck you
44:34
Speaker 1: in your mouth. How about that? I would drive him
44:38
Speaker 1: more crazy. I'd be like, you don't even know. You
44:41
Speaker 1: don't even know who ordered us to do this. You
44:45
Speaker 1: don't even know. You don't even know what doors you're
44:48
Speaker 1: knocking on, Dad. We can make people disappear. It's like
44:53
Speaker 1: that line from Breaking Bad where Walter White goes, hey, man,
44:57
Speaker 1: if you think I'm that guy, you know, like I'm
45:01
Speaker 1: the one who knocks type of thing, I think the
45:03
Speaker 1: kid's got to turn to his dad and go, So
45:05
Speaker 1: you think I participated in that and you don't fear me?
45:10
Speaker 1: You don't legitimately fear me. You think I was part
45:13
Speaker 1: of something like that and you don't respect me? Are
45:17
Speaker 1: you stupid? Are you an idiot? Do you know what
45:21
Speaker 1: I can do? Do you know what I can have done? Okay.
45:25
Speaker 1: Just have a little fun with it. It's tough. I
45:27
Speaker 1: know it's a hard thing to have fun with, but
45:30
Speaker 1: I think that that's the route to go. Drive the
45:32
Speaker 1: dad more crazy. Tell him that not only did you
45:35
Speaker 1: do that, but you did everything. Tell him you did
45:38
Speaker 1: 9-11 when you were eight. Tell them you were integral,
45:44
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45:46
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45:50
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45:53
Speaker 2: Big Mouth?
45:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, she played a biracial girl. But she acted like
45:57
Speaker 1: she had, like... her apology was like she had lit
46:02
Speaker 1: a black family's house on fire. Like literally her apology,
46:05
Speaker 1: she was voicing a mixed race character on a cartoon.
46:08
Speaker 1: Her apology was like she had been for years and
46:11
Speaker 1: years in the Klan. And she was coming out to
46:13
Speaker 1: say like, my actions contributed to the erasure. So I
46:17
Speaker 1: think you got to go crazy. When they go woke,
46:19
Speaker 1: you go crazy. You go put her in jail. It's
46:21
Speaker 1: not enough. So I think here you actually go crazier
46:23
Speaker 1: than dad and go, you don't even know what I've
46:25
Speaker 1: been involved in. Parkland's not even the beginning or the
46:28
Speaker 1: end of it. Okay? Sit down. Tell him, be like,
46:33
Speaker 1: you want to know how things work? I'm an alien.
46:38
Speaker 1: I was born with alien DNA. You and mom don't
46:40
Speaker 1: have it. That's why I was recruited. Start saying shit
46:43
Speaker 1: like that. Or just kind of go along with it.
46:47
Speaker 1: Like you and him discover the Parkland conspiracy together. Like
46:54
Speaker 1: it's like a, it's a version of like father-son bonding.
46:59
Speaker 1: But instead of going hunting or camping or golfing, you
47:04
Speaker 1: guys hunt down the real killer. I imagine OJ Simpson
47:09
Speaker 1: and his son maybe did something like that. OJ and Justin,
47:12
Speaker 1: he was like, hey, we got to find the guy
47:14
Speaker 1: who did this. And his son's like, what? OJ's like,
47:18
Speaker 1: we got to find the guy who did this. And
47:20
Speaker 1: his son's like, well, I lost a mom. I don't
47:22
Speaker 1: want to lose a mom and a dad. So you
47:25
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47:27
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47:30
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47:32
Speaker 1: where's the killer? Where's the killer? I think that's what
47:36
Speaker 1: you got to do here. You just accept that your father,
47:38
Speaker 1: like many people, is imperfect. And you just go with that.
47:43
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47:46
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47:52
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47:56
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47:58
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48:00
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51:47
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51:49
Speaker 1: tested positive. Well, this is the deal, right? You get
51:52
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51:55
Speaker 1: not dying, but you're going to get it. And, you know,
51:59
Speaker 1: you take risks, whatever risks you deem appropriate. I guess
52:03
Speaker 1: this is going to be like an endemic, not a
52:06
Speaker 1: pandemic in the sense that we're going to live with
52:08
Speaker 1: it forever. It's going to be a large part of Well,
52:11
Speaker 1: hopefully it'll be a smaller and smaller part of our life.
52:14
Speaker 1: But this is going to be something like the common cold.
52:17
Speaker 1: It's never going to go away. It's probably going to
52:19
Speaker 1: take years and years and years to go away. And
52:21
Speaker 1: by that time, we'll have had an economic collapse. And
52:24
Speaker 1: we'll be, you know, probably in some cyber war with
52:28
Speaker 1: China or something. I don't know. And we just need
52:32
Speaker 1: to get to the point where things get so bad
52:34
Speaker 1: that COVID gets knocked down. That's like, remember during the riots,
52:38
Speaker 1: COVID was like the fourth story. Mm-hmm. We need that again.
52:41
Speaker 1: Remember that? COVID was the fourth story because literally there
52:45
Speaker 1: were people marching through the streets burning down buildings. Now
52:48
Speaker 1: that things are relatively peaceful, COVID's back to being number one.
52:51
Speaker 1: The answer is not treatments or vaccines. The answer is
52:55
Speaker 1: more civil unrest, riots, burning of the buildings, murder, arson,
53:01
Speaker 1: because then what happens is COVID just stops being important.
53:05
Speaker 1: Remember that when it stopped being important?
53:06
Speaker 2: It was nice, yeah.
53:07
Speaker 1: No one cared. They were like, the real pandemic is racism.
53:11
Speaker 1: And so people could march. And so we just need that. Somebody,
53:18
Speaker 1: if you could, because I don't want this to happen
53:20
Speaker 1: in real life. Somebody, if you could, CGI a couple
53:23
Speaker 1: of white cops shooting an innocent guy. I want to
53:28
Speaker 1: cure COVID. COVID. Can someone release a scene from a
53:32
Speaker 1: movie and we'll say it's real, set up, maybe we
53:36
Speaker 1: should do this to cure COVID.
53:37
Speaker 2: Okay.
53:38
Speaker 1: I look like a cop. I just execute an innocent
53:41
Speaker 1: black family in a car for no reason. Again, I'm
53:45
Speaker 1: against this. For the simple reason that we put that
53:48
Speaker 1: video out. The Delta, Gamma, Lambda, Lamborghini, all of it
53:55
Speaker 1: will go away. It'll be gone because that's what happened
53:58
Speaker 1: last time. So what we need is police to shoot
54:02
Speaker 1: an unarmed person. I don't want any of this to happen.
54:05
Speaker 1: But do you see what I'm saying here? If it
54:08
Speaker 1: were to happen, we'd probably get over the Delta variant
54:11
Speaker 1: very quickly. We'd all start to realize that the real
54:15
Speaker 1: pandemic is racism. Because those were the articles being written.
54:19
Speaker 1: The real pandemic's ready. So we just need... Maybe nobody
54:24
Speaker 1: even has to die. Can a cunt go yell at
54:27
Speaker 1: a black guy in a grocery store and put it,
54:30
Speaker 1: go viral? We need it. Take one for the team.
54:34
Speaker 1: If you're a white bitch, take one for the team.
54:37
Speaker 1: Get a black friend of yours, go to a store,
54:39
Speaker 1: a grocery store, and just yell at them and make
54:42
Speaker 1: it go viral because we need to get over this
54:45
Speaker 1: COVID hump. And the only way that we're going to
54:46
Speaker 1: do that is by diverting the attention to the real pandemic,
54:53
Speaker 1: which is racism. That's the way we got over it. Remember,
54:56
Speaker 1: COVID last year didn't exist. Now, you didn't go outside
55:00
Speaker 1: because you thought you would be killed by a violent mob.
55:04
Speaker 1: You can't have it all. You understand what I mean?
55:06
Speaker 1: You can't have it all. But do you want COVID
55:09
Speaker 1: or do you not want? If you don't want COVID,
55:11
Speaker 1: we got to have violent mobs in the street again.
55:14
Speaker 1: That's where we're at. That's... It's funny, but that's the
55:19
Speaker 1: options you have as a citizenry. Would you like... Would you...
55:23
Speaker 1: Spin the wheel. Tell them what they've won. Well, we've
55:26
Speaker 1: got two prizes for you. A forever lockdown with 90
55:31
Speaker 1: million strains of COVID. Or... eruptions of violence, mob violence
55:36
Speaker 1: in the street. What would you like? Those are the options.
55:42
Speaker 1: We can have a forever lockdown. with 20 million strains
55:45
Speaker 1: of COVID and the media reporting on everyone who's dying,
55:51
Speaker 1: you know, the media with the camera in their face.
55:53
Speaker 1: Can you breathe? We can have that. That's what we're
55:57
Speaker 1: heading towards. Or B, we can have riots in the street,
56:01
Speaker 1: lighting cop cars on fire, but at least there's no COVID.
56:04
Speaker 1: You won't be able to leave. And every now and
56:07
Speaker 1: then you'll be eating in a restaurant because COVID will
56:10
Speaker 1: go away. You'll be able to eat in a restaurant.
56:11
Speaker 1: But then Molotovs will come on in while you're eating
56:15
Speaker 1: your tuna tartare. But those are seemingly the options. Am
56:20
Speaker 1: I wrong? If I was an alien and just looked
56:22
Speaker 1: at the last year of history, I'd go, the options
56:24
Speaker 1: are spikes of COVID or violence in the street. What
56:29
Speaker 1: shall we take? I'm ready for a little, let's have
56:32
Speaker 1: a little violence in the street. Let's take the masks off.
56:36
Speaker 1: Let's douse a few cop cars with kerosene. Light it up.
56:40
Speaker 1: Because those will be your choices as an American citizen.
56:44
Speaker 1: And that is what they call, pay attention, a failed state.
56:52
Speaker 1: When your options are an incompetent federal government completely mismanaging
56:57
Speaker 1: a pandemic, destroying your lives and livelihoods, or... The federal
57:02
Speaker 1: government taking a break from that to sanction mass violence
57:06
Speaker 1: to also destroy your lives and livelihoods. Those are your
57:09
Speaker 1: two choices. What's fun about both of them is they
57:12
Speaker 1: both end in your lives and livelihoods being destroyed. But
57:18
Speaker 1: you can avoid all that if you're in sports. Because
57:22
Speaker 1: if you don't think about all that and you just
57:24
Speaker 1: get up every day and you do sports... If you
57:32
Speaker 1: do sports, and you watch sports. People love watching sports.
57:36
Speaker 1: Ray watches sports now. He's 900 pounds.
57:38
Speaker 2: He's big into basketball. He knows a ton about it.
57:40
Speaker 1: He's big into everything. He's big into a chair. And
57:45
Speaker 1: he enjoys it. And people love it. So that's why
57:48
Speaker 1: Simone Biles and Yokozuna, the tennis player... Naomi Abbas.
57:57
Speaker 2: Osaka.
57:58
Speaker 1: Who cares? There's enough people that think I'm racist anyway.
58:00
Speaker 1: I don't really care. It doesn't really matter. You've got
58:02
Speaker 1: bigger problems. Imagine being somewhat, I don't want to say famous,
58:08
Speaker 1: but whatever I happen to be, it's just every day
58:11
Speaker 1: you wake up and you realize why you're, like, three
58:13
Speaker 1: reasons you're a Nazi. And you go, huh. Huh. Because
58:18
Speaker 1: the definition of Nazi changes now so frequently while you
58:21
Speaker 1: sleep that you just wake up. And it's like COVID.
58:25
Speaker 1: You wake up and you go, what are the symptoms
58:27
Speaker 1: of it now? What are the symptoms of Nazi now?
58:31
Speaker 1: I think maybe we should have a police force. I
58:34
Speaker 1: think penises and vaginas are inherently different. Ah, it's like COVID. COVID,
58:40
Speaker 1: they go, it's runny nose now. And now you wake
58:43
Speaker 1: up and they go, Nazi means you believe in a
58:45
Speaker 1: border now. Oh, well. But Naomi Osaka, they don't realize
58:51
Speaker 1: how important they are. They're so important because I don't
58:54
Speaker 1: come to these disturbing realizations about life when I can
58:57
Speaker 1: just watch an athlete in their prime physical condition. There's
59:01
Speaker 1: nothing better than a prime physical specimen because it connects
59:04
Speaker 1: us to nature. It connects us to what we really
59:07
Speaker 1: should be, which is stupid. The best things about life...
59:09
Speaker 1: are silly. Fucking and eating and shitting. Those are the
59:13
Speaker 1: most fun things. When we start to get too high-minded
59:16
Speaker 1: about things, we start to destroy ourselves and our collective civilization.
59:20
Speaker 1: So the reason that athletes are so important, it's not
59:22
Speaker 1: only that it's a distraction, it connects us to when
59:25
Speaker 1: we were young and we would just run in a
59:27
Speaker 1: field or swim and you felt good, you were connected
59:30
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59:32
Speaker 1: with pills and food and booze and drugs and this
59:35
Speaker 1: and that and tattoos. Get the tattoos off! They look
59:38
Speaker 1: like shit! But, I mean, is there anything worse than
59:41
Speaker 1: being really hot and putting tattoos on you? I mean,
59:43
Speaker 1: it's grotesque. My point is this. Nobu, the tennis player,
59:51
Speaker 1: and Simone Biel, Biles, Biel, Biles, Biel, Biles, Biel, Simone. Simone.
59:59
Speaker 1: They don't realize how important they are because they connect
1:00:02
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1:00:05
Speaker 1: It is not simply a distraction. It is they are
1:00:08
Speaker 1: the perfect, the ideal. We all want to be stupid. Truly.
1:00:15
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1:00:19
Speaker 1: how to just sweat and shred and cut and kill
1:00:24
Speaker 1: and win. Girls, boys, anyone in between. And most athletes are.
1:00:30
Speaker 1: Athletes are like naturally trans. The masculine male athletes are
1:00:34
Speaker 1: very light on their feet and kind of, what's the
1:00:38
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1:00:43
Speaker 1: female athletes, many of them are hulking. Husky voices. Yeah.
1:00:48
Speaker 1: Naturally trans. They're the evolution. The body. Perfect. That's what
1:00:54
Speaker 1: we need. We need to see the body. The body
1:00:58
Speaker 1: in perfect agreement with the mind. The body and the
1:01:08
Speaker 1: mind working hand in hand. Synchronized perfectly. And in order
1:01:14
Speaker 1: to do that, we need to shut off our minds.
1:01:18
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Speaker 1: Good. We are just calling to say that we received
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Speaker 1: an email trying to make a reservation for you tonight.
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Speaker 1: And we are wondering if 545 would be all right
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Speaker 1: with you. Unfortunately, we... we can't, uh, come the couple
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Speaker 1: that was going to come, uh, to have dinner with us, unfortunately, uh, has, uh,
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Speaker 1: you know, been in a car accident and they've been
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Speaker 1: horribly mangled. Oh yes.
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Speaker 2: Um, so should I cancel that for you?
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Speaker 1: I mean, I may still go. You have the rotisserie chicken, right?
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Speaker 1: You have the rotisserie chicken still on that menu? I
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Speaker 1: believe we do. Let me check for you. And that's good.
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Speaker 1: That chicken's good. Have you had it with the fava beans?
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Speaker 2: Let's see.
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Speaker 1: Yes, we still do have our rotisserie chicken. Okay. So,
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Speaker 1: you know, we're going to find another couple. Can we
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Speaker 1: do four at 5 p.m.? Four at 5 p.m.? Yes.
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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Of course. It's very sad what happened,
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Speaker 1: but they weren't a fun couple anyway. Doesn't it always? Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, dear. Four at five. Yes. All right. Perfect.
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Speaker 1: We must compete. The sports people have to show up
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Speaker 1: for work, and it is not because we want them
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Speaker 1: to injure themselves or others. It is because they connect
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Speaker 1: us to a reality that many of us can no
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Speaker 1: longer live in, and that reality is of the body,
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Speaker 1: not of the mind. Not of the mind. Great feats
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Speaker 1: of the body. The mental acuity to direct your body
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Speaker 1: to do great things, that's great. The world of the
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Speaker 1: mind is littered now with garbage and probably never will
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Speaker 1: go back to being anything other than just a circle jerk.
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Speaker 1: The mind is the problem. Shut it off. And hit
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Speaker 1: the ball. Go over the net. Go over the net.
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Speaker 1: Just shh. Just quiet. Just quiet now. Like if I
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Speaker 1: was Simone Biel's coach, I'd say, just quiet down. Don't
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Speaker 1: think about 9-11. Don't think about your life. Don't think
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Speaker 1: about if anyone really loves you. Don't think about what
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Speaker 1: love is anyway. Don't think about what happens after you die.
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Speaker 1: Don't think about your family. Don't think about your friends.
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Speaker 1: Don't think about your fans anymore. Don't think of your community,
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Speaker 1: the community of man. Don't think about what we are.
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Speaker 1: Don't pay attention to that weird feeling you have in
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Speaker 1: the back of your leg. It's all bullshit. None of
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Speaker 1: it matters. Just shh. Look at me. Look at me.
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Speaker 1: Don't think about the fact that they're not letting you
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Speaker 1: take Adderall, these freaks. Don't think about that fucking pedophile.
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Speaker 1: Don't think about that everyone's a pedophile. Just shh. Balance
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Speaker 1: on the bar. Balance on the bar. And you do
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Speaker 1: a flip. And you trust. You trust that you're going
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Speaker 1: to land that flip. And you know why you're going
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Speaker 1: to land that flip? I'll tell you why you're going
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Speaker 1: to land that flip. I'll tell you why you're going
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Speaker 1: to land that flip. Because if you can shut your
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Speaker 1: mind off and you just let your body take over, okay,
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Speaker 1: you will get the results that you've been getting for
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Speaker 1: the entire time. You just... You can do it. You
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Speaker 1: can do it because we need you to do it.
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Speaker 1: We have so little left, Simone. We need a champion.
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Speaker 1: We need a champion. And you are our champion. So
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Speaker 1: if this comes up again, just learn to quiet your mind.
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Speaker 1: Don't think about that kid doing a Parkland shooting and
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Speaker 1: lying to his father. Think about any of it. Just
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Speaker 1: get out there and do something That is meaningless and stupid.
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Speaker 1: But do it perfectly. Do it perfectly. Because Simone. That's life.
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Speaker 1: It's meaningless. It's silly. But when you watch someone do
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Speaker 1: it perfectly. It's still impressive. Good luck out there. Don't
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Speaker 1: get sick. Get smart.