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Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata Disobey Bridger · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here. I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest in my home, you
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,
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  Speaker 1: you're o presences. Presence enough and I already had too
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  Speaker 1: much stuff.
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  Speaker 2: So how do you dare to surbey me?
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm richer Winnecker, not
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  Speaker 3: that that's any of your business.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: Here we are, we're in the studio. What's going on.
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  Speaker 3: Over the weekend, we did the live show. We had
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  Speaker 3: such a wonderful time. People were so supportive of my thighs,
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  Speaker 3: and we did a puzzle. If you like my thighs
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  Speaker 3: or puzzles, maybe we'll do those at the next live
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  Speaker 3: show as well. You never know, but I do feel
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  Speaker 3: the support for my thighs, and that's all that really matters.
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  Speaker 3: So that was the big event. And then I did
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  Speaker 3: nothing for two days except for get scratched by a branch.
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: And you know, I used to really love trees. But
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  Speaker 3: we should probably do a scratch reveal. You're going to
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  Speaker 3: be shocked. Look at this. Look at that scratch right
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  Speaker 3: in the showing place. You know, I can't cover this up.
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  Speaker 3: It's too hot for a long sleeve. So I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: That's basically what happened. My horoscope today told me to
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  Speaker 3: break one rule this week, so maybe I'll kill my neighbor.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. We'll find something to do and Okay,
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  Speaker 3: then I think that's all of my important business. And then,
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: of course the Patreon continues to exist Patreon dot com slash.
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  Speaker 3: I said no gifts, and I think by the time
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  Speaker 3: this episode comes out, I will be now covering the
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  Speaker 3: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season six, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: the only person who should be covering this thing. I've
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  Speaker 3: been to beauty lab and laser hundreds of times for photos.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't gotten any work done. I've been at the
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  Speaker 3: same holiday oil as Lisa Barlow to get a diet
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  Speaker 3: Doctor Pepper. I am the expert, so be prepared for that.
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  Speaker 3: And I think that's everything. I'm really excited about today's guests.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone loves both of them. Everyone loves them together. It's
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  Speaker 3: Nicole Byer and so Sheeres Zamida. Hi, you too, Welcome
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  Speaker 3: to I said new gifts. Yah, I'm so happy to
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  Speaker 3: have you here. You've both been here over zoom yeah. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: but now we're here in person.
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  Speaker 4: I know it's nice in person things.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh I feel so community being able to respond
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  Speaker 3: in real time and.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, what did you what? I'm sorry you
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  Speaker 2: were lagging? Sorry is outside?
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  Speaker 3: You were both kind of on the podcast in different
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  Speaker 3: very high stress times in my life. So she're during
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  Speaker 3: early pandemic and cold during my home flooding, and so
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  Speaker 3: it's nice that the biggest thing, Well, now I've got
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  Speaker 3: a scratch on my arm, and.
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  Speaker 2: Then you know, comparatively not so bad, not so bad.
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  Speaker 3: Well speak for yourself, but.
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  Speaker 5: This could be a fun new project where you cover
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  Speaker 5: it with makeup because you're freckled, so you can have
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  Speaker 5: a fun time matching.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, a whole art project. Start with like
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  Speaker 3: a full uh what is it? Concealer? Yes, and then
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  Speaker 3: get maybe a pencil. What's the pencil called? The like
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  Speaker 3: an eyebrow pencil? Go full like dumb halloween costume? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what Halloween costume? I hate? Is when
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  Speaker 3: pigtails and freckles on the face with the.
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  Speaker 2: You don't like pippy long startch long who long, long
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  Speaker 2: chalking long stockings long shocking shock it is.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably the original pronunciation long shocking, long shocking.
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  Speaker 5: The way I said it was, I was like, am
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  Speaker 5: I having a stroke? Well, one of us have to
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  Speaker 5: be in peril.
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  Speaker 4: No long stocking, which I guess it's an interesting thing
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  Speaker 4: that that's how they're describing her, Like her stockings are long,
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  Speaker 4: but not her legs, Like her legs.
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  Speaker 3: Are also short legs for the stockings.
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  Speaker 2: Oh but they don't.
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  Speaker 4: I mean the pictures that I remember in my brain,
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  Speaker 4: the stockings aren't falling off of her or.
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  Speaker 3: Like, they're not loose.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like on her legs.
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  Speaker 3: Right. Why what did they have to do with her
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  Speaker 3: character at all?
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  Speaker 2: I think she was a little messy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, she was messy.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's what they're trying to insinuate because her
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  Speaker 5: hair was like and then her stockings were so long.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not super super familiar with either. I know Jenny B. Jones.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't even know who that ju juny be Jones.
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  Speaker 5: Jones is like a sassy girl. Uh and I would
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  Speaker 5: read her books. Was something to say, what does she
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  Speaker 5: look like?
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  Speaker 2: Messy?
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  Speaker 3: They're always girls like girls are not allowed to be
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  Speaker 3: a mess. I brought up Amelia Badillia to my boyfriend
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  Speaker 3: this weekend. He had no idea who she was.
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  Speaker 5: Dressed the turkey, and she puts clothes on it.
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  Speaker 3: Dust the curtains, she puts dust all over the current.
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  Speaker 3: She should have been fired day one.
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  Speaker 5: I want to play Amelia Badelia is so badlysh I love.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know Amelia Vigilia. I know I recognize the name,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't know. She was a maid who was
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  Speaker 2: so bad at her job.
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  Speaker 5: Several books, yeah, several attempts to do good, and people
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  Speaker 5: kept hiring.
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  Speaker 3: Her the same family as far as I know, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: that's I don't think she ever changed family.
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  Speaker 5: And I wonder if the idea came from typhoid Mary,
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  Speaker 5: because if you know about typhoid Mary, I just learned
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  Speaker 5: this where she is patient zero for typhoid, but kept
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  Speaker 5: cooking for different people.
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  Speaker 3: She couldn't stop she doing her job. She loved her job.
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  Speaker 2: She was doing it wrong.
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  Speaker 4: She was just killing killing people. Yeah, make us dinner murder?
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  Speaker 4: Oh do you say, make you sick?
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, she was a classic Amelia Badellia type, kind
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  Speaker 3: of stumbling around New York making everyone sick. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: did you ever watch the Nick?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, who's such a good clive owen. Oh, it's a
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  Speaker 3: kind of it's set in that period, but it's like
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  Speaker 3: a Steven Soderberg directed TV show with like this weird
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  Speaker 3: electronic soundtrack and everything about it is incredible. I think
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  Speaker 3: Carry Coon is in it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh see, I just okay, I'm not a person who
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  Speaker 5: watches uh things from back in.
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  Speaker 3: The day period pieces.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, I couldn't think of what they were called.
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  Speaker 5: But I just started watching The Gilded Age, and boy,
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  Speaker 5: oh boy, it's a fun time.
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  Speaker 2: It's really fun.
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  Speaker 5: I it's okay, the costumes, the sets, and then the
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  Speaker 5: drama and everyone's like very catty, and Christine Baranski is
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  Speaker 5: having a nice time. And then Miranda Hobbs is there
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  Speaker 5: and she's a spinster and they keep Connor a spinster
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  Speaker 5: and I love it.
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  Speaker 2: It's I'm having a nice time watching.
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  Speaker 3: How much have have you seen? Because I only know
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  Speaker 3: I know of a twist, a very funny twist in it.
• 7:23
  Speaker 5: Uh oh, I'm in the middle. I think in episode
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  Speaker 5: two of season.
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  Speaker 3: Three, Okay, so you know about the French chef.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it was so delightful. Oh, it's a sheer. It's
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  Speaker 2: a nice time, sounds like it.
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  Speaker 3: The French chef, he's got a secret.
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  Speaker 2: He's got a secret.
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  Speaker 3: He has an accent. He's got a big French accent,
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  Speaker 3: and you're gonna find out more about that.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh okay, and everyone has secret.
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  Speaker 5: It's and then there's black people and they show like
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  Speaker 5: the statuses of black people within like like black culture.
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  Speaker 5: And I found that to be interesting because I don't
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  Speaker 5: think I've seen that, But I'll I haven't watched a
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  Speaker 5: period piece, right, so I don't know if this representation
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  Speaker 5: was already there.
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  Speaker 3: Had you seen any Downton Abbey.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: I had seen the first season of that, and I
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  Speaker 3: remember it's like a soap opera, so it's fun to watch,
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  Speaker 3: and I imagine that's how this is.
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  Speaker 5: Right, Yes, I believe the creator wrote on Downton abby
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  Speaker 5: because you know, when you watch something, you're like, I.
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  Speaker 2: Got to know everything.
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  Speaker 3: This person's not, of course, of course, but now that
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  Speaker 3: show is like the biggest thing on TV. It seems
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  Speaker 3: like people love a period piece. I don't really get
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  Speaker 3: into them.
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  Speaker 2: I don't either. The future.
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  Speaker 3: I love the future.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I space really yeah? Gravity had too much space
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  Speaker 2: that movie.
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  Speaker 3: I saw Gravity on my birthday. I remember twenty fourteen,
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  Speaker 3: wonderful birthday. Sounds a nice birthday because you're worried about Sandy.
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  Speaker 2: She's out in space? Will she come back?
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  Speaker 3: Will come?
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  Speaker 2: Spoiler? She does?
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  Speaker 3: And does George Clooney, what happens to him in space?
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  Speaker 3: Does he also fly around for the whole movie?
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  Speaker 5: For whatever reason? I feel like he was in her imagination.
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  Speaker 5: But I don't think that's actually see it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know you love you love her in space?
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  Speaker 2: It has so much spain.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good.
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  Speaker 2: I'll see it.
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  Speaker 3: I watch it. It's very compelling and exciting because Sandy's
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  Speaker 3: floating around.
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  Speaker 2: That's stressful. Will she get down? I spoiled it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you told me she does. I'm sorry. I don't need
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  Speaker 2: to watch it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, you should, though I think you'll like it.
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  Speaker 5: But you know what, I get a little miffed about
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  Speaker 5: the future.
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  Speaker 2: Like, Okay, so I watched Back to the Future. None
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  Speaker 2: of it happened.
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  Speaker 3: I think Back to the Future kind of ruined America
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  Speaker 3: because it made a bunch of men believe in the
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  Speaker 3: future that couldn't happen and turned them into losers who
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  Speaker 3: are bullies and annoying. I mean, I think it kind
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  Speaker 3: of created Elon Musk's brain where it's like, oh cool,
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  Speaker 3: stupid car that flies, just dumb shit and nostalgia, and
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  Speaker 3: it's poisoned a lot of men's brains.
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, there's like a Tesla cafe.
• 9:54
  Speaker 3: Now, Oh have you driven past this thing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nasty to look at.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's so ugly, just losers galore. They're stupid trucks.
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  Speaker 2: They're the weirdness. And there's cyby trucks.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's all these men who like kind of Back
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  Speaker 3: to the Future is their bible. And God bless those movies.
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  Speaker 3: They were perfectly fun, yes, but they didn't need to
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  Speaker 3: poison eighty percent of heterosexual man. I really think it
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  Speaker 3: ruined our generation.
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: I agree.
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  Speaker 3: Christopher Lloyd need Is he still alive? Yes, Okay, then
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  Speaker 3: he needs to take a good look at himself and
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  Speaker 3: what he's done to him.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, because it was solely him.
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  Speaker 3: But I guess it also in a way kind of
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: predicted Donald Trump because the second movie the because he
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: becomes a president. Yeah, so it's a complicated. Robert Zemeckis
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  Speaker 3: needs to take a look at himself.
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  Speaker 2: I suppose should take a cold, hard look.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I drove past that. I'm hoping it closes down soon.
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: Me too.
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  Speaker 3: I was discussing this with somebody, like, what's going to
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  Speaker 3: take over for that once it closes, because it's kind
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: of a shapeless, hideous building that not a lot of
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  Speaker 3: companies are going to want to move into.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but hopefully somebody will like move in there and
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  Speaker 2: make it a nice looking building.
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  Speaker 5: I really would like us to return to a time
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  Speaker 5: where we build buildings with detail and put nice things
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  Speaker 5: on them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, plain, yeah, yeah, bums with the fuck out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. There's just a lot of very simple, minimal things.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I've had enough with is kind
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  Speaker 3: of what I would describe as a sun drenched cafe,
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  Speaker 3: just like a like a lot of blonde wood. Yes, yeah,
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: it's perfectly nice, but I've seen enough enough baring. Yeah
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  Speaker 3: it's a little dull. I want so much detail that
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  Speaker 3: it's hard to clean.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes that's what I want.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of nooks and crannies, crannies. We need
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  Speaker 3: to get more crannies in the culture on it or missing.
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  Speaker 2: Cranny, missing cranny.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we're headed back in that direction. I
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  Speaker 3: think people getting tired of just being like, oh, flat
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  Speaker 3: walls and concrete floors.
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  Speaker 5: I hope so, and I hope people start decorating their
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  Speaker 5: homes weird again, Like remember that show where a lady
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  Speaker 5: would come in and then she would do things to
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  Speaker 5: your house and nobody ever looked happy about it.
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  Speaker 3: What was that called? I think the host was in
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  Speaker 3: page something. Yes, Why am I able to pull that
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  Speaker 3: and no other elements?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, but I love that and I love that.
• 12:27
  Speaker 5: I'm like, yes, page what.
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  Speaker 3: Was it called? It was one of the early.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: Home in oceans trading spaces.
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: I think so it was just kind of a bad
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  Speaker 3: title for that show.
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  Speaker 5: And then is it families decorate for each other?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I just remember all the reveals. Everyone was like, no,
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  Speaker 5: what if we But that's.
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  Speaker 2: An inspiration to do something fun, do something.
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: Put carpet in the bathroom, put put it on the ceiling,
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  Speaker 3: put it anywhere you like anything. Do people still carpet
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  Speaker 3: their homes?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think. Yes, they do in the Midwest, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: they love their carpet.
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: It feels good on your feet, it does.
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  Speaker 2: But I also think you can get a nice thick rug.
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  Speaker 3: That's true, right, I think people? Yeah, And then you
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  Speaker 3: don't when you want a new thing, you don't have
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  Speaker 3: to rip up the floor. Yes, you just throw the
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  Speaker 3: rug out right. I think that was the big lesson
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  Speaker 3: we took away from carpets. It's like, well, if you
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: don't want carpet anymore, you now have to hire someone
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  Speaker 3: to do it. I don't want to hire someone to
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  Speaker 3: do it either.
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  Speaker 2: Get everybody you do unless you know things.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, I have like a loose handle
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  Speaker 3: on my cabinet. I'm like, I don't know what to do,
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: but that one's easy. Look, who do you think you're
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: talking to a nice friend.
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: So if it's got like a it's got the little
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: screwing in the back, you can literally just put your
• 13:51
  Speaker 5: nail in it and twist the nice nails. I know.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, go get a many petty and have them really
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  Speaker 3: go all out. I'll be like, I'm doing my cabinets.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah I need critics. I'm doing my cabinets, And I'm like, okay.
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  Speaker 3: But it's easy for you to say because you're basically
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: a contractor.
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  Speaker 5: I have looked up lots of stuff, and I technically know.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: How to do a lot of stuff, Like I can
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: hang wallpaper. It is that's tedious.
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  Speaker 5: It is a thankless tedious task that a nice man
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  Speaker 5: named Wayne does for me.
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  Speaker 3: Now, that's kind of how painting your house is too,
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  Speaker 3: Like you can do it, but it's exhausting and so tiresome,
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: and you might screw it up and then you'll be
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: mad at yourself. Yes, I'd rather be mad at someone
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  Speaker 3: that I can leave a review for. Yes.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: I painted the ceiling in my office and I did
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  Speaker 5: a truly just one of the worst jobs. I didn't
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: tape a single thing off, and I was like, oh,
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: I can do this, and then the man who came
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: to fix it was like, you did bad and then
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: pointed out all the spots that I did poorly, And
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  Speaker 5: I was like, hey, you have the job.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need to hurt. You need a lesson.
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  Speaker 3: You're already here.
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  Speaker 2: You're here, Please be nice. I've got a power washer.
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  Speaker 3: What means do you did?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Oh I feel so left you power with these.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Power was power washing the ground.
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  Speaker 5: The ground you could powerwash like you're outdoor furniture. Sure,
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: it's fun, and boy, you never know how dirty something is.
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  Speaker 2: It's true.
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  Speaker 3: Even hosing something off in the yard, you're like, oh,
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: this is embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: It get this way.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I did need to figure out the levels of
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: the power washer, because there's one that I guess makes
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  Speaker 4: loopty loops, And so I was doing the ground and
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: it was like, now there's like all these circle squiggles
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  Speaker 4: and I was.
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  Speaker 2: Like, well, that's pretty funny.
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  Speaker 4: I'll leave it like that for a minute. I don't
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  Speaker 4: want to mess it up. But you can just do
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  Speaker 4: the loopty loops just you can have a nice can't
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  Speaker 4: make a design, Yeah, that'll be cool, just raw that's fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What is the purpose of the loopty loop? When do
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: you need the loop?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what, Like if it gets other dirt
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  Speaker 4: in a way.
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  Speaker 2: Nook and Cranny don't do that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't fingering that Cranny.
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  Speaker 3: Has Nicole helped you with any home projects like she
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: has with me?
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  Speaker 4: Hmm, I mean you definitely suggested people for me, okay,
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  Speaker 4: like home people. I don't know if people actually like
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: come over and help you.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: No, But there is that spot that I want to do.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: What's going on with the spot?
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: She's got a little spot that's uh, just loose space
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: and there's nothing there yet.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: It's a basement like half.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: Like a cell It was called a cellar when I
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: moved in Okay, or a flex space Alex's great use.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: You can do it for whatever you want.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it's like a weird little it's now a
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: storage space, right, but want.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: To get my little fingis on it. I'd like to
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: epoxy the floor.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: I'd like to paint the walls, maybe some textured wallpaper
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: or something.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Turn into a rampus room. Is that what those are called?
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Playroom?
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I think that's a room that's a crazy thing.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Into a US room or like an all purpose room,
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: or just like a space where you can go and
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: like maybe meditate or do yoga if that's what you
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: want to do from intruders.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Yes, I actually I actually was like, well also because
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: there's there was like a few weeks where like there
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: were so many videos about like what do you do
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: if there was a nuclear explosion?
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: If you've seen those videos?
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: No, but I'd like some tips. Honestly, there was a
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: week when this was happening all the time.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because we're hip on the trends.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Do you know about that song It's very nice to
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: meet you.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know that.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: The Pink Panther sounds like my name is pink and
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: answered really nice to meet you.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Oh of course, interesting you didn't know when I was
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: talking about it, I.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Can't work on your vocals.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know about that trench. You knew about that,
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: so I believe you on this.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, we all thought we were going to go
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: to World War three, so we were people were like,
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: if if a new comes this way, here's what you do.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: But I don't remember all the steps, but basically like
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: try to find an enclosed space underground. And I was like,
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: I do have rooms that are under the house, but
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: also like I guess I get a new door because
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: you can there's like wind can come underneath, so you.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Don't want that nuclear wind. I don't want that nuclear wind,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: right of course. I here's the thing. If a nuclear bomb,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: if that's coming for me, take me away. If he
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: dobson me, okay, take me away. I don't want to
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: be here. I don't want to live through that.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: What if I get radiation and then like of course,
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: and then bad stuff happened, and I don't want that.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: That's how I feel about every end of the world scenario.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Just let me be one of the people that is obliterated.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I'm not responsible enough, I'm not good at camping, no food. Basically, no,
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: I would just be a leech on everybody else. People
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: are like, how do we why didn't we get rid
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: of him during the big bomb? So just I don't
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: want to be What is there to live for? I
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: don't want to have to and I can't even repopulate
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: homosexual right here, I'm not going to be.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: I truly was like, can I repopulate?
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Let's all take a minute and see if we can repopulate.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: At that's what I was getting. I was like, I
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: don't want to.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I guess I don't want to.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I still don't want to have kids, even if the
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: end of the world. I'm like, nah, this womb is close.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I want to live my life.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: I'm too young, just ended I think they want to do.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: I like staying up late going out. Oh boy, well okay,
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: I don't have anywhere to get underground, so I guess
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: I will die in the nuclear thing.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll die too. Yeah.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: But I have heard that major cities don't actually have
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: to worry as much because if someone wanted to bomb us,
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: they would want to bomb our nuclear facilities. So those
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: are outside of major cities.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, where is our nuclear facility?
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: I guess somewhere far from La. Maybe it's in San Diego.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Oh no, that's no.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: I think they kind of put them out in the
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: desert or something that makes sense, right, Yeah, I'm just
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: going to have them.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why do we have nuclear stuff?
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Everyone else has nuclear but nobody should have.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Pinky swear to get rid of it, truly.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Swear. It's so crazy that we can't just say, let's
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: just not we don't have to worry anymore.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like this impending stress where it's like someone
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: might actually use their why.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Because of a few nasty people, and I guess we
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: just get to deal with it.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: I feel like it should be like.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: You remember duels, Sure, of course.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: I feel like leaders of countries should just fight each other. Yes,
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: the countries. Oh why why are the citizens involved?
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: Well, I think if you do that and then the
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: person who wins and is like, well, now that's my country.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, I think the residents might.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Be like, hey, I mean, yeah, I don't trust I
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: could have done better. Oh yeah, he's not doing too hot.
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: You see that makeup on his hand?
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: No, have you seen we believe in the makeup on
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: his hands?
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: My boyfriend keeps saying it's only a matter of months.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I'm like, that's what people so.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: People so he's had makeup on his hand, and people
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: are like, oh, he's getting like infusions or something. And
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: people have publicly been like months months before this man dies.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: I'm just I'm not getting any my hopes.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: So am I getting my hopes up either.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: I think he's going to live to about one hundred
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: and seventy and those that's what the infusions are for.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I don't think that is like a little cockroach.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: He is a cockroach.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: And that's my impression.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, speaking of pasts, look this podcast. I was
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: very excited to have you two here today. I've had
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: trouble with people in the past. You two to include
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: people in the past. It's called I said no gifts,
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: and I was thrilled. I thought Nicole and Sehier will
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: come by. We had trouble on their episodes. They brought
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: me gifts, but obviously they've learned their lesson. They're willing
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: to face me rather than be cowards over zoom and
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: so I thought, we're just gonna have a nice time
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: and chat and to move on with our days. Ah.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: So I was I was not only surprised. I was
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: doubly surprised when both of you arrived with what are
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: clearly gifts.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, couldn't resist.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: Well, here's the thing, he people always say no gift,
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: Sure they.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Want a gift.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, people, Yeah, people are not people.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I think you're tinition. You are no, okay, sure you're animated.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: You're breathing. A tree scratched you your thighs, aroud.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: It's a telltale side. If a tree scratches you.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Can I ask you about your thighs. It was going
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: on with yeah, why are you why are you thinking this?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: People?
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: For being supported?
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Well, I was on stage without paints. I could show you.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: Would you like to see?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Were you wearing shorts?
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: I was in a you know, in an outfit, so.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: I can't wait.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Or a couple of years ago, I was given a
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: tunic on the podcast, and when we did our first
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: live show, I thought I was wearing I should wear
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: something that I was given And most of the clothing
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: I've been given is total garbage. So this, the tunic
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: was kind of the ideal piece of stage where that
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: I wore for a few lives as I died it
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: every time. And then I got to a point that
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: it was died black, so I couldn't diet again. So
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: I had to get a new piece of clothing, and
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Josh Sharp gave me three pieces of ath leisure t
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: shirts and so I had my friend Danny turn it
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: into a new piece that I wore on stage, and
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I'll show it to you. Is Danny so she sews
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: so impressive. I'm always Danny commissions, she might do you
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: need something?
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: So, yes, I have a pair of I bought two
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: pairs of pants that I was gonna put together, but
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: it's above my knowledge and.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: South, Oh, I should put you in touch with Danny. Please,
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: She's so good and it's very fun.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: You got a gift, Yes, I got a gift.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Let's see, this is cut off. But that's what I
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: ended up wearing. Shirt adorable, Oh god bless. It worked
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: out really well.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: And it dies. They're great. I am a little bit
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: verry winning.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: The Donald Duck type, but that's what that was.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: Why do all the boy our tunes just wear shirts
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: and the girls are in skirts?
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Right? Oh? Interesting? What's happening under the skirts?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, lead dick Ford And that's what Disney's taught us.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Wow, Walt so interesting. Yeah, I guess one of the
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: girls was just wearing a shirt. People would be like,
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: what's happening?
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but for no question about these pants as men.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's totally okay. We live in a poisonous society.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Really, did any of the pooh have any female friends?
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Wow, and that's a problem.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Wait what about the kangaroo?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's a mom.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's a single mom. He has a single mom friend.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nice, very progressive.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: But that's the only woman in his life. Yeah. Then
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: he has a depressed donkey.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, and then Christopher Robin, a.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Human human child, and then a single mom.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: That's the wildest gang.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: I've ever heard.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: That's really funny.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Loser. They've got to find people in their community.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: They've all been ousted actually, and so they're like, we
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: like each other found fans.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Well, you've distracted from this gift thing. You threw it
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: off by focusing on my thighs.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Well you want to get in there?
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Should we get into these things? Who should I
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: open first? Mmm?
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: You can open mind?
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, great, Oh, spill water everywhere. Okay, let's reach into
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: this bag. Oh it's zipped.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Wrapped it and I will want that toe back back.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: Oh you will have it, wow, Sushiar, the way you
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: said it, and I will want that to want that.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's okay. Oh. I like the feel of what's
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: about to come out of this. Oh it's a gorgeous hat.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: And oh no, this is the tag on it. Look
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: at that great tag. It's a weed Maps t It's
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: a collab. I keep saying times on collabs. I'm finding
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm a thousand years old weed Map
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: collab with Robin Eisenberg.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Robin Eisenberg is immediately a great artist.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, I forgot I was wearing headphones and.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: I actually have like some of her pictures in my
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: house and.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: It actually looks problems.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Hold this on my hand.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Very fun.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, tell me more about this hat.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a fan of Robin Eisenberg in general. She
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: also did the art for our friend's cartoon Trackled Down
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Dune lap As, a cartoon called second Best Hospital in
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: the Galaxy.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course, of course.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: And she yeah, she did is collab with weed Maps.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: And then I got sent some fun stuff and I
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: don't smoke weed anymore or consume it. So the things
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: that have that are more weed heavy I'm giving to
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: my friends.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: That's very nice. Are you much of a hat wearer?
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: I am, now yeah, since I mean I kind of
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: liked hats before, but since I shaved my head a
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: couple of years ago, I've been like very into hats.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: What sort of hats?
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Well, I actually just went to Japan and I found
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: these like crocheted bonnets.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and they're very cute.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: And I also like at night sometimes my head gets
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: cold because of the air, and my scalp is naked.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: My head is naked. Yeah, I also have a bucket hat.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Oh interesting. I can't wear a bucket hat.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I think you could.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I look like a creep. No, I don't think men
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: should really wear bucket hats.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Oh okay. I think that's a hard stance.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: And I like it. Woody Allen is the only he wears.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: A bucket hat, and I guess what.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: He's kind of let's not get into a hat. No.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: I feel like women have and always will be able
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: to wear a bucket hat, and men always look like
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: idiots in them, reel.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Like beach bros wear bucket hats.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: I feel that a good thing for them.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: It's like a specific type. I think it's like a
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: vibe thing.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jamiroquai did he wear a bucket hat?
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: He wore many hats.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: I just gasped.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Because I just watched the making of his the video
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: of his like hit single.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Was it like the MTV making of.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I think so? Where the room is moving? Yeah, of course,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: and I can't remember.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: Oh the set slid, the floor wasn't moving, and it
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: was very hard for me to wrap my mind around that.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Really good.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: This makes me want to go back and watch all
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: those making of the videos. Those were so fun.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: Do those stream I watched something, I watched it on YouTube.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, I feel like MTV has dropped the ball as
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: far as letting you stream their shows.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Hard to access like old MTV stuff.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Well, I've talked about this at nauseum with you.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: So they said, streaming is coming. You can watch anything
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: you want. No, you can't. I should be able to
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: watch every.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: Single thing that MTV has put out on Paramount plus. Yes,
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: every diva's live from VH one of course should be
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: able to watch a Paramount plus. I don't understand why
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: they take things away, especially they're things that they are.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very strange.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, now that I bring it up, I wonder
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: if MTV in particular is hard because of music rights.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they made those artists signed things like that.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: The lawyer thought already like, yeah, why would I expire?
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: I'm sure it's like yeah, and.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: I'm sure old bands would be like, yeah, this thing
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: that I did because I love I would love.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: For people to right, but there's something's going on. I'm streaming.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: People should buy more physical meats. That's because they're going
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: to take it away.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Talking about that, Yeah, we've been talking about it.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: End of time scenario.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but we don't have physical meaning Oh yeah, but
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: if the grid goes down, we'll have like a.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: King if you have Blu rays.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: And I'm collecting.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: I've just started. I've recently started collecting again because I'm like, well,
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to pay for the digital rights to
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: this thing, which they could also take away. Yeah, and
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: I hate hunting to find my thing. And I also
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: like to go to a closet and look at what
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: I have and be like, oh, I know I like
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: these things.
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we could by when the Tesla Cafe fails
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: by that space.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Yes, put up a Blockbuster.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Oh so you haven't talked about the That's a great because.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I was watching a movie, trying to watch a movie
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: the other night.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: It was eight pm, and then Amazon said, mah, your
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: Prime membership doesn't fucking matter here.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: You got to sign up for Amazon Sphere or something fear.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: I don't know what it was, but I was like,
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: I don't want to sign up for a free trial
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: for this. This is very And I was like at
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: that moment, I would have gone in my car and
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: driven to a Blockbuster to get the movie I wanted
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: to watch.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I probably picked up a kit of the others. Well
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I'm there, I'm already, maybe get some ice cream. It
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: would cause me.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: To do would cause you to be a consumer?
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: Also or like why does it Netflix want to make
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: more money go back to sending us DVDs?
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, out they're ruining it, Like yeah.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: People, if they could do a package where it's like
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: I have my subscription to streaming and in addition to
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: if I choose to buy DVDs.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: I think they don't do that because I think it's
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: a matter of licensing. I think they when it was
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: just DVD. Listen, I'm talking out of my ass. I
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: don't actually know, but I would assume when they were
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: just sending out DVD's they had licensed a bunch of movies.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: So I think they'd probably license the movies they already
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: have on the platform. I think that would be otherwise
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: they're spending I don't know, Listen.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: I tried this.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: I don't know at all, but I was like, well,
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: there has to be a reason why they won't send
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: us DVDs.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: I think the reason is control keeping you subscribing and
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: really shocked.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: It's a French chef all over again.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: But I live by Vidiots, which is an Eagle Rods there,
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: and it's lovely. You go in there and they re people.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: They recommend the movies to you. They're like the staff picks.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: You're not just like wandering through Netflix for two hours
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: and settling on a movie where you're like, well, I
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: guess I'll watch this. That feeling is awful.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate it, really all right, this will do fine.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: I have to watch something, yeah, and I've already finished
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: eating by the time I find it.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, of course I to those two things up.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: If I'm if I'm done eating before the show, and
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: what am I doing?
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: I need my treat throughout the show. It's really frustrating. Well,
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: I've got this hat now. I don't wear hats that often.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: I feel like I need to like go to I
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: need like more objective sources in my life that I
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: can go to and they can just tell me the truth. Yes,
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: I'll be wearing the hat and be like, doesn't work.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: I would tell you. You would tell me I would never
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: let somebody out in the world where they.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Didn't look good.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's so nice of you.
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: And then if you're out in the world and I
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: don't even know you and you look good, I'm gonna
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: tell you.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Wow. You would tell a stranger.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'll chase you damn to tell you your pants
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: look good?
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, you would say if they do look good?
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Not yes, Oh no, if you look terrible out in public,
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: you already made that choice.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Sorry, you look terrible.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: It's so bad. You look a damn mess.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: You gotta do something about this.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: You look a damn you pit me long suckings bitch.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, can you imagine I'm devastating.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: I would burst into tears. I'd be like, there was
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: no need.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: But there was no show about that. It was called
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: like Ambush Makeover or something.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: It was one of those early reality shows where I
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: think they were like, who cares the feelings get hurt?
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Well, there was a lot of things in like the
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: two thousands where they were like, hey, what if we
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: hurt people's feelings live on television with an audience sign
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: me up, let's do that like the Swan, but honestly,
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: bring back this Swan. You don't know the Swan.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Swan. It's not like, oh, we've gone too far with
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: reality TV because I leave.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: It lasted one season, maybe too so. The Swan was
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: a beauty pageant where just normal women from like Ohio, Minnesota, Montana,
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: all the states, Colorado, New Mexico they come and then
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: they compete for plastic surgery procedures and then there's a
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: the Swan pageant at the end for the lady who
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: has lost the most amount of weight had the best
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: nose job.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: And they would get into fights being like, you know,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I needed that nose job, bridget.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: And they had to like heal alone, heal alone. They
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: couldn't see themselves anybody else.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: They like to work out during the healing process.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like physically dangers.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's psychologically damage.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: Then there was another show called Who Wants to Marry
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: Prince Harry? Fox was at the Prince Yes, So they
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: hired a man who looked vaguely like a whisper like
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: Prince Harry told these women from all fifty states that
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: that was Prince Harry. Would not allow them access to
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: outside media and would like drop fake newspapers on their
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: like hotel doorsteps.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: It's like, look at what Prince Harry's doing.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: And then they had psychologists or like therapists being like,
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: why do you think that's.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Not Prince much.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: They slit these ladies into thinking it was like in
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: the aughts, the early aughts, the late aughts.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: And then Joe Millionaire.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: I loved that it was Joe Millionaire. There was also
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? Where the lady ended
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: up marrying and it was just like, oh, this is
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: going to be bad. We know it's going to be
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: bad immediately.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: I only know Joe Millionaire, where it was a construction
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: worker and they lied to these women he was a millionaire.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: And there's the best scene I've ever seen in all
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: of reality television where he takes a lady out into
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: the woods and she blows him and they put it
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: in the like the what is the caption in the caption?
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Slurp, slurp. So I wonder where she is now.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, we're in a tough place as a society
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: right now, but there are a few things that we've
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: moved past.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: I think we should go back to it. Slurp.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire was
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: like an hour long special and you watch them get
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: married on stage, and then it immediately fell apart because
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think he was really a millionaire and he
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: was like had a dark pass.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: This is what you have to deal with if you
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: want a millionaire. He's lying and he's a dark path.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Let me try to I'm gonna. I actually think I
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: can remember the woman's name, Deborah Konger. If that's real,
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: I should get to marry a millionaire. Holy is that
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: the woman?
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I like that they are asking, but you have a
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: computer right in front of you.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: It's only it's I'm not online. I'm not online.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Darva went open my present?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when when you're present? Okay, let's see what's happening here. Oh,
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: there are two things. Should I pull out this other
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: thing in here? Yes, Rabble rouser tattoo Yes? And then
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: Megababe Daily deodorant.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Yes. I ordered the wrong thing. I don't need that. Yes.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: I wanted this anti chaping cream because my thighs live together.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Sure, and you know, right of course.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: It gets a little heated. So I ordered the wrong thing.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: The Megababe Daily deodorant.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Yes, And I was like, I it has no aluminum,
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: and I need the aluminum.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Iking sometimes I do aluminum too. Oh, I think we're
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: on a bad path, but we can what can we do?
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, yeah, I guess you won't use that.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Oh well, chure, I've got it. I just might like
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: the one at home. I think is an aluminum Oh.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: I see, I use arm and hammer and it's aluminum
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: free and it works for me.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: And I'm wondering. I used the dove for men.
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: I used dove full of aluminum, full of alumina. I
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: put it right on and then I can wrap up
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: my food later get it, and then that's where I
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: get tattooed.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Rapple rouser tattooed.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're a really great shop, and.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: I've been meaning to get a tattoo, but really, yes.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Well I really.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: Alana is my artist and I love her very very much.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: She's done over ten ten of my tattoos and she
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: just did one for me. I got a bunch of
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: butterflies and then a sexy pinup wearing a peanut costume
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: and that says I love nuts.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: You already got it?
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Did she design that?
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Oh that's amazing.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just sent her a bunch of references.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: And initially I wanted the peanut to be like Missus Peanut,
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: like a sexy missus Peanut, but she was like, what
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: if we did a pinup? And I was like, actually,
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: I really love that drawing. And then I was like,
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: can we change it to so she's like a little
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: afro And she was like, yeah, let's do it, and
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: she like changed it on the spot. And then I
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: was like, can we make her a little chunkier? And
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: she's like uh huh, And then.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I think she's really and she's in a peanut costume. Yeah,
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: oh I love.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: That, with a little cane and gloves.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: How did you find her? Name's Alana? How did you
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: find her? Because that's been my big thing where I'm like,
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know who to trust for a tattoo. Uh,
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: and then I that combines with all my other mental
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: problems and then I just keep putting it off. So
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know how. But now I mean a good recommendation.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: It is hard to find an artist. But I think
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: I was just goofing on the internet. Sure, and I
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: like stumbled across a clip from a reality show. Oh wait,
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: here's what happened. I was goofing on the internet trying
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: to find a tattoo artist. I was dating this guy
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: who was a contestant or like a canvas on a
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: swan an. He was the winner of the swam loo
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: looked at incredible and he was like, I know this
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: tattoo artist who did my perma brows. But no, he
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: was a contestant on a reality show that I can't remember.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: It wasn't ink Master was another one. I think it
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: was on TLC at the time anyway, and I watched
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: a clip from it and then I saw her on it,
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: and then I was like, oh, let me look at
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: her work. And then I looked at it and I
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: really really liked her stuff. She does like a lot
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: of colorful stuff, a lot of like feminine stuff. If
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: she can really draw you anything you want. And it
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: is funny that she has done zero color on me.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: And but I think she does a good jabb Someday, Yeah,
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: maybe one day.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I only have one color tattoo.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: What's that tattoo? Is it? I'm always like, it's it
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: okay to ask people about their tattoo. Yeah, of course
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: some people have very personal tattoos.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: No, mine are all pretty dumb. It is a chili
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: pepper that says muy galliente. Because I went to Chili's
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: once and the skillet caso came and the potholder had
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: chili peppers on it, and I said, ooh, cause it's
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: wait calliente, and my friend went, no, it's Chili's.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: And I was like, I'm a tattoo that to me?
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Where did you go to Chili's. There's none in La this.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: There is an encino in Sino. It'll be a half hour.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Wait, half hour, that's a long wait. I haven't been
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: to Chili's in a long time. How was that experience?
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: It was great? It was popping. There was so many
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: youths there and I got.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: The fajitas and they were very fresh. Oh boy, was
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: I happy?
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: I have only good memories of chili's.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm telling you, the ncino one is a nice one.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Interesting, that feels like a little outing.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Yes. Also the sizzler in Atwater, Oh boy.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: I know that scissors. I've never been go.
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: Go.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: They were opened throughout the pandemic. I guess they were
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: delivering sizzlers.
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: Oh see, that's so nice, feeding the community fellowship. Good
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: as sizzler. Okay, I had a nice time at the
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: salad bar. There was a man checking the temperature of everything.
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: I said, keep me safe.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: That the c.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: And then I thought the salabar was really nice. The
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: ranch very good. They have blue cheese and stuff. I'll
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: fuck with that. And then they have a soft serve machine.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: Oh boy, as much soft serve as you can fucking handle.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: I'm lactose intolerant. I almost shit myself on the way home.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: But it was it would be joyful. I'd be so happy.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, I had a nice time, and the
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: steak not bad.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: I feel like a steak. It's like even a bad one.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: It's just like a piece of meat. Ultimately, so if
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: they cook it decently, it'll be okay, they.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Cook it really to your specifications.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: And I don't think people know like rare medium rare
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: when they go to the sizzler sometimes because our server
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: was like, cut into your meat and let me know
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: if that's what you like to see.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: They didn't ask you beforehand.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: No, they ask you beforehand what you want.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: And I said medium rare and the guy said medium
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: rare and I said yeah. He's like that's gonna be
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: really pink in the center and I was like yep,
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: and then I got it.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: He was like cut into it.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: Because I think people will be like medium rare because
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: that's what they've heard, and they're like, it's not cooked.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: It's hoping to teach you a lesson in that.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Moment, yes, to be like, he really what you want
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: to see?
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Like I said, it's medium, right wow. Sizzler and Chili's. Okay,
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Chili's is number one on my list right now. I
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: want the bottomless chips.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the skilly case.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: I feel like they had a fried chicken sandwhich that
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: was good. But this is all These are all middle
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: school memories, when my tastes were less mature than they
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: are now.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Mine never matured. I love just I love food. I
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: love silly food.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Sure, steak and shake was my like high school.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Well, we didn't have those.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: I really like, I think we have those either. Where
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: did you.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Grow up, Utah, Utah your Jersey?
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're getting so sheer.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Indiana, Indiana they have been and they had steak and
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: chicken Indiana. I don't associate that with Indiana.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Where else is it?
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Actually the only place I've ever had it was New York. Weirdly,
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: oh really yeah, because they had opened it became like
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: a novelty in New York for about ten minutes and
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: then I'm sure the franchisease and it was grow.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Is it fast food steak?
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like hamburgers, hamburgers, steak burgers and the fries
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: and shakes. A hamburger steak, Well, I've never no steak, hamburger,
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: a steak burger.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So it's like, I guess a burger just made
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: out of a different type of beef.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: But is it shape like it's shaped like burger yegg, the.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Thing with no corners, that's.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: A burger unless you go to Wendy's.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: Like to say, the shape of the sun, that's burger.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's burger shape.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: For whatever reason, I really just couldn't get past a
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: steak burger being a steak with bun on.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's like I.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: Don't I guess I don't actually know what the difference
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: between steak burger and hamburger is, but I'm assuming it's
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: like pure beef, pure beef, pure baby, the pure breath beef.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, that's it. And then they had milkshakes too,
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: but they opened one in LA and I think that
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: one there wasn't somebody watching this store.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: And they have a temperature guy.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: So sure, do you have any tattoos?
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: I have many?
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: You both. Now I feel so left out again.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: The last I got was with Nicole because you there's
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: a tattoo artist who wanted to tattoo you, and You're like,
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: do you want to come to you? I was like sure,
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: and I didn't have any ideas. So yeah, I think
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: I've I've gotten to the point where I'm like, I
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: don't have any special ideas anymore.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Now I'm just getting random stuff.
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: But I do love chairs, like in general, and uh
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: so I imagined if I were a chair, what chair
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: would I be? And you know those like peacock like
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: woven chairs, a throne.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: I I got that.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Oh that's great. Is it colored?
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: No, it's just black.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: That sounds so cool. A chair. I doubt that many
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: people have a chair on their body.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Actually, after I got it, I started noticing that.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Chair.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but like I have a chair, but like you know,
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: like plastic chairs or like little stick.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Chairs, right, not like that. Yeah, this is pretty ornate.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's opulent. That's opulent.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: And you had a tattoo artist to say, I want
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: to tattoo you.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: Yes, I've had two. There was Stephanie. I can't remember
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: her last name, but she was great. She did a
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: rubber ducky and a floaty on me holding some sort
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: of drink.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, I like that.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: And then there's an artist named Aaron who's in Atlanta.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: And then his girlfriend, Oh god, her name escapes me.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: She's incredible. He's also incredible. But he reached out and
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: was like, if you're ever in Atlanta, let me know,
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: I'd love to tattoo you. And I was like great,
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: So he did a lighter on my thigh. And then
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: his girlfriend, I'll have to look it up because she's
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: really incredible, and I feel very bad that I can't
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: remember her name, you're a I'm so bad.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: She did a rainbow bright. Oh cool, a black rainbow
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: bright with little afro darling.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Oh wonderful. What were your first tattoos?
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: My first one, I think, was this tiger.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Oh. I like that.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: My brother drew the design and then I brought it
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: to a tattoo artist that's amazing and got it done.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: And I was born in the Year of the Tiger.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, perfect.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: And I like tigers in general because they're like strong
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: and solitary and thoughtful and all that stuff. Yeah, but
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: I've gotten most of mine in New York. I just
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: found the place because I lived in the neighborhood. I
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: lived in green Point and it was there, and I was.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Like, sure it works for you.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: You do mine. Yeah, I got a couple there, mm hmmm.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: My first was too, I have three stars here.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: You have a real toe in the water, dipping your
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: toe in the water.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: Yes. And then I have three stars on my ankle
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: and says loved in the day my mom died and I.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Got those when I was six.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Team Oh my god, so brave.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: With my sister's ID, we don't look anything alike.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: And they looked at it, and they went.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Sure, it was a tattoo. It's like, who cares, why
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: bother checking at all? Was it painful the first time,
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: that is my that's my one concern.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: I thought it was painful.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: It was like bearable, but I was mostly exhausted after
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: because I was like flinching the whole time, right, And
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: I remember like walking to mccaron Park and just like
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: like die, like zoning out by myself, like I needed
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: like a breather for a minute, because I couldn't walk
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: all the way home.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: And yours is pretty big for a first tattoo.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know I did that, but you wanted a
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: tattoo I did little.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's a I don't know. I think it
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: might be about that big. But I feel like people say,
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: like this part of your arm is not that painful.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. Different spots of where you pick will
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: be painful.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Oh really yes, So like, uh, I have.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: One here, this bicycle only really hurt when it went
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: down lower.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Under it.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: Most of that hurt, but like then there were spots
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: where like over here didn't hurt really at all. And
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: then I have my butt tattooed, and when the butt jiggles.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: That's when it was like, it was just interesting.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: It would hurt ish, but it would be the strangest
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: sensation because your butt would be like that and you're like,
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: oh and it kind of tickles.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: And your butt's never getting hurt like that. Not very
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: alien feeling.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: Very alien feeling. Usually my butt's very covered. I've been protected.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: I have the dumbest tattoos on my butt.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, So there's a chili pepper, Mike Cadientay, there's a
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: hot dog and a hamburger that says sticking in these buns,
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: an ice cream cone, a lollipop, and a cupcake and
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: it says it's sweet, just taste it. A lemon that
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: says when life gives you lemon, suck a dick. Now,
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: the peanut lady. And then oh, I was just talking
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: to you about this, a water on a strawberry, and
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: a banana that says juicy.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: This is like the salad bar at Sizzler. This is
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: all food tattoos on your butt.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: Huh.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the that's the food area.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: And then this is the animal area because I got
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: a bunch of animals.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: And then this is my random one my random area.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: There's just like a library or something. I think that's good.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Keep things organized. It's not chaos. Now, it's not chaos.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Some order to it. Wow, well, I this is I've
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: never used this sort of deodorant before the roll on
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Ball thing because at the live show actually weirdly, we
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: were talking about how people put on deodorant. Do you
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: put it on after or before you put on your clothes?
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: I put it on before, before.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: Before, and I'm constantly frustrated by getting theodre on my clothes.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: Right. Yeah, that was a hard lesson for me to learn.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: I'm finally doing it after putting on my shirt.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: I can't do that because I will forget.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: See, I get a lot. Yeah, what a feeling to
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: be like halfway to your destination.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, oh no, I'm stinking.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: You know, I have dieterer in my car.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've started carrying it in my back's smart but
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: then if it melts, there's another issue.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a spray in my car.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Oh that's what I need.
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: Yea.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: I've never used the spray before, but that feels like
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: the place for it to be. Oh. Wow, the things we.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: Learn, the things we learn by talking and fellowship.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: About how difficult our lives.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I don't have to oter sometimes I'm stinky.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: But this is this is a third category. And while
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: we were talking about it, I asked the audience do
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: you use a bar or a spray? And we only
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: got about seventy percent of people participating. The other thirty
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: percent were probably the roll on ball or people who
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: don't wear it at all.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: That's insane to me.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: A lot of people don't wear tooda.
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: That's I think poor planning. I think it's kind of rude,
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: too much confidence.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: I feel like the logic is often, well, if I
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: get sweaty enough to stink, deodorant won't help anyway. And
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know that that's entirely true. I think that
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: it the deodorant will help, yeah, and if it's antiperspirant
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: it will help even more. Yeah. So I feel like
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: it's just like no, unless you're like playing sports or
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: really working out.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: Even still, because it's preventative brushing your teeth every day.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, Wow, that brings up another controversy in my life.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: And I'd like to ask both of your opinion. When
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: you brush your teeth after you spit out the foam foam.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: It's foam, the tooth foam. How do you wash your
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: mouth out? Do you wet the toothbrush and then run
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: it through your mouth? Do you put water in your
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: hands and put it in your mouth? Or do you put
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: your head under the sink.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: I put my hands under the fauce and I put
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: the water in my mouth. Okay, like I'm a little
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: animal in the forest.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Very raccoon.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, very raccoon. It's giving raccoon. I didn't know I
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: was supposed to do that.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, you just keep all the toothpaste in your mouth,
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: No nicole, none of the tooth it's just in there.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: Spit.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Oh you spit?
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: Well, I spit the brushbrush rush and I go, but
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: no rints. And then I do mouthwash.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, so there's there is a rinsing hand. Okay, yeah,
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: the mouthwash.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: I thought you just walked out of your bathroom.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: I know, it's how uncomfortable.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: In your mouth? Still, Well, are you spitting and then
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: putting water in.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Your I asked, because I spit and then put my
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: head under the sink and get water in my mouth.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: And my boyfriend will He's like, oh, he's going down
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: to the creek to get the water.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Does he say that every day?
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Almost everything?
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: That's very funny.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: I'm an animal. I think it's perfectly.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Some water.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: I have seen people do that, but it is like
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: we have hands, we have well things to help.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: But I don't want my hands wet. I can get
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: the water directly into my mouth and then spit.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: And does it not go anywhere else on your face?
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: No, I'm very laser laser accuracy.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: I don't. I guess I don't understand. Why do you
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: not use mouthwash? No? Not often?
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Mouthwash for me is more of a like and in between,
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: or if I'm like, if I really am like, oh
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: I ate garlic, I should brush my teeth and use mouthwash.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: I think those are kind of the categories for me.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Oh interest, but never daily.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: I use mouthwashed daily? Wow, apparently multiple times a day
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: every day?
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: Brush.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, you are burning money, okay, Rockefeller, we found we
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: found the leak in your account.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: I thought you were supposed to use it every day.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: I'm sure somebody would. I'm sure the Colgate or whoever.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: Mouthwashed company definitely wants to use it every day. Found
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: a dentists think it's necessary.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, they say they get after you about flossing, which
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: I'm I could be better at.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: I could be better at floss.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: I guess maybe I use the mouthwash because I'm like, oh,
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: floss as often as I should.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: Interesting? Interesting? And how do you How do your dentists
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: feel about your teeth?
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: You know, I had a tough time with the dentister
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: A little bit.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Do not go well.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: I hadn't been in like, let's see, I think I
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: went three years ago.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: See my mom has been dead for like.
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: Two thousand and three, twenty twenty years.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: Or something like that.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: Okay, and I had I had to have two wisdom
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: teeth pulls, two root canals, and I think two.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: Crowns or something like that.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: Sure, so that was that was not fun for me.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't like it.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Those are the worst of the worst.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: Yes, But then the next time I went they said
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: that I was doing good.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, well three years ago, yeah, not that long ago.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: Oh and then I had to have my fillings redone
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: because I had the silver bad kid filling.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Right, I think I have. I'm getting mine redone next week.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: I'm not looking forward to having.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Those teeth renovator.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: I had a couple of read in too. It's like,
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess, of course it doesn't last forever.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: I should put something in there.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: All I did this, I shouldn't.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Have to do anything twice ever, twice I got my
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Do either of you have a permanent retainer?
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: I used to, but it fell out?
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: Oh it fell out.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: I'm done. Wow, you were crunching horse. I don't.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: I guess like the enamel or whatever the thing that
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: made it stick was like chipping. Oh, and I kind
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: of like like it's like stuck out and then I
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: had to pull it out. And then yeah, they had
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: to like shave down the remnants that back there. But
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: I do have a like an actual retainer. I just
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: pop in.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: This is me at night too, because I was told
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: never remove it, and I said, I'm not being buried
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: with this thing, and so I got it removed and
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: I've been perfectly fine. I think it's a myth that
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: you need it in there forever. Mine is still in there,
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: still in the annoying.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't really, you don't notice it.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: No, I've a very short tongue for yourself. You'll be
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: able to floss so.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Much better for yourself. For myself.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Because you can't floss around those.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: It is hard.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: I have a looper, yeah, you know, but it needs
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: to bring in an extra tool. Forget about. It's hard.
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: Water pick sometimes not as often as I should.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like a water pick. I think I like
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: a water pick too much. Where then I'm like, oh,
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: this is just fun to do, and then it doesn't
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: feel like an important thing, and then I don't do it.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: It just feels like good to do.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fill it up with water everywhere.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, let it dry.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Not for me, may forget it.
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: Let me just mouthwash, let me just ruin my teeth, well,
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: mouthwash ruin my teeth.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: No, I'm saying, let me ruin my teeth.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: By you need to get on Google.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: I think I don't think it's going to ruin it.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: You're killing all the bacteria okay, good. Uh. I can't
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: imagine they're being an issue with that.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: I mean I wonder, I hope not. I hope not.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: But also I can't I don't know if having those
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: kind of chemicals in your mouth every day.
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: Right, they're very strong, they're bacteria killers.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Use alcohol free.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: That's great, okay, but what is in there? That's so strong.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: That's not alcohol.
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: I don't know, but I really liked the packaging of it.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: I think I've showed it to you. It was a
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: dentist who created it because his daughter's breath was so
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: stinky and the bottle.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Roaster get her.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: Is this like a doctor Bronner situation with all of
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: the story on the little bit? Yeah, okay, and I
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: like it.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: I feel like the dentist is right at.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Home with me his poor daughter. I know, right, that's awful.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Wow, he's truly exploiting her in the biggest way. I'm
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: not only making money but being mean.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: I hope she sued. Oh well, is there anything left
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: we should say about tattoos, hats or doo?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: Get a tattoo? Okay, where do you onorant? If you're
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: in the sun, you should wear a hat. I don't
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: know why we strayed from parasols.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: I know is awesome, right wait?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, let me see tootsy ra.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Let me see too, Zeerra.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: We just talked about tootsy rolls on the podcast. Really, yes,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: and I was saying they're nobody's favorite candy.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: I actually like a tuttsy roll.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: I don't. Yeah, it's like kind of a candy that
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: doesn't need to exist because if they went away, know,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: nobody would be like, well that was my favorite.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: It's true the fruit ones that they make.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: I prefer the fruit interesting.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever had the fruits.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, the orange and lime delicious.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: They're kind of like very accurate to the flavors despite
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: being around for probably since the seventies or something, you know,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: like it feels like good fruit flavors only are It's
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: like a modern science.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Do you like runs?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: I love a run I think we just talked about
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: this on the podcast because I love it. Feels like
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: chewing on a bead.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: Yes, all's dangerous, but like you're not supposed to. Exactly
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: am I eat eating beads Mummy had on her.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Necklace right exactly?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: I know people were like crunching them. I just like
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: suck them until they go, oh.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, you crunching them so hard you think
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: your teeth are in a bridge.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: That's why I don't. I'm worry I'm hurting my tea.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: But I love a runt outside of the banana flavor.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: See, I love the banana flower. And we just talked
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: about this.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: It's based on not the banana strain we have now,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: it's based on the gross Michelle strain of banana.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Wow, we don't have anymore.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: No, everyone hated it so much.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: Well, no, you can still get them, but they don't
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: you can't.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: Wait.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: I think you get them at like a farmer's market
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: or a specialty market, but I don't think you'll be
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: able to find them, just like at the Gelsons.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: I want to try one of those. I mean, I
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: hate that flavor, but I would be curious to see
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: what the original thing is.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: Also, like maybe spread out in an actual banana, right,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: which tastes better than like in.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: A compacted, concentrated Yeah, just hitch you. Yeah, it's really
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: it feels unnatural to eat.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: I love them.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: I do not like bananas, but I love a.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: Banana run interesting and I love breaking them like I'm
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: like I'm eating a real band.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: That's I mean, it's Unfortunately they're the best shape because
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: you can really play with that one.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Boy, I gotta go get some runs. Do you ember
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: fun dip?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Of course, but the dip was discovered the stick
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: was gross. Well yeah, root beer flavored or something.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: No, the white one.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the white stick was like root beer. Right then
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: the dip was delicious. Nicole loved the stick.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: I sometimes not even eat the dip hard and just
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: eat the sticks.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: It's like a nail file that tastes like roots.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know if it tastes like root maybe maybe
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: that's why I like it, but I will. I would
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: just eat the sticks, and if I had two packs,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: I would save one stick for dipping and then just
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: straight up eat the Wow.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: I would just pour the dust into my mouth.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, how I'm civilized totally.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 5: Another See, we could be good because you could just
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: take the dust and I'll take your stacks.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Exactly what if it dust and.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: I'll take your sticks? What a wild thing to say?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fun dip. Do they still make it?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: It's probably one of those things you have to go
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: to like a real specialty candy store to get. At
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: this point, it probably costs like nine dollars. It's like,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: what am I doing with my life?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: Well, should I eat my TOATSA? Why did you bring
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: the TOTSI roll? Just for fun?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: So I put your gifts in the bag, my little
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: aftercare bag from my tattoo, and when I was thinking
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: of gifts to give, I was like, well, I'm never
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: going to return that because I never returned anything to Amazon.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, I will bring the little
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: Tattoo card and then that was in there and I said,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: I bring that too.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Oh very nice. I'm actually not gonna eat it right now.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: No one wants to hear me chew on a totty roll. Okay,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: you ask for it, watch what you wish for, and.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: Will common are gonna be like we hated that?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: And the totsy pop is under the same umbrella as
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: how many likens the owl? I like that owl one
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: two three, three, Wow, we know that commercial?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: Love it. I'm really enjoying the Oh I'm so glad.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: I feel that they only come out around Halloween. I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: guess they're always out, but no one really pays attention to.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: Do you think the person who created that commercial still
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: gets some sort of like residuals?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: No way, or like.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: The holiday commercial for the Hershey Kisses where it's ring
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: a ding d.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: How do residuals and commercials work if you create them,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: like if you write them, I.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: Feel like you get nothing right. I feel like the
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: commercial world is pretty cut throat. Yeah, although if you're
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: in a commercial you get residuals, yeah sort of, but you.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Know what, they probably don't.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: They're probably like at a like an ad agency, right
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: doing their job.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: The only thing you get in residuals is like going
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: to holiday parties. And when it comes on it's like
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: I did that.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: I'd be proud to say I made the owl.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: It's an icon. He's a Nicon, Nicole. I just want
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: to also say, you should return your things to Amazon.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: This company. I know, we've got to exploit them as
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: much as possible. I know, and it's you know, drive
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: it over to wherever and return it. They're taking advantage
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: of you.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: They are.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: But I did just cancel my prime so I can
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: be more so I was, and I was like, I'm
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: gonna I would just order things.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Of course, and then where is Why isn't it here?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: Don't I?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, why am I being like this?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: Why am I so annoyed when like things aren't shipping
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: fast enough? And I was like, also, I would just
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: order things because of the free shipping. So I'm hoping
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: I become more intentional with what I order, and I
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: don't order as much garbage.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: That's really a smart way to set a boundary for yourself.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: I'm trying because I just feel like we're zipping through
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: life and being angry and ordering whatever we want, creating garbage,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: and I don't want to obviously, I'll be a part
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: of it a little bit like I don't want to
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: be fully part of it.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, finding any tiny way to not be part of it,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: I think is probably smart.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: I would love to like buy things in stores, but
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: stores don't have things anymore.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: But then I have to be like, I'm sorry, can
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: you get me?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: That mess scare and it's like understaff, so you have
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: to wait forever someone to come back.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: I want to leave bothering some poor employee. They just
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: wants to be looking at their phone, and they should
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: be able to they should. I'm so glad I'm past
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: the time of the jobs I had where I could
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: have looked at my phone, because the temptation to be
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: on your phone at that sort of job must be on,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: oh my gosh, just over the top. Yes, And then
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: if you have to just stand there and not look
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: at it and be bored at your cash register, or.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Whatever where you can't even sit down.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: They will you sit down?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: Why don't we let Cashi's ridiculous?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: Is so strange, although I guess you know, all the
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: science are about sitting down and how it's dangerous or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: so maybe standing nice have an option? Yeah, like there
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: should be a chair that appears every fifteen.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Minutes for a few minutes, a chair break. I think
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: at aldis they're allowed to sit.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Oh interesting, they should be able to sit on one of
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: those like lifeguard chairs, so they're above.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: The Oh that's nice, you get all that.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: I should have a stick to move the items. Make
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: it fun, or the conveyor belt should.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: Go up to them, and that's you know, nice fun architecture.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: Right, this is how we revive brick and mortar again.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: I want to see it ride that right, make.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: It deeply complicated. Well, I think we should play a game.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: We're gonna play a game called Gift or a curve. Sorry,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: but what.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: I keep gasping and I don't know why.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: I keep pulling a gun. The listener doesn't know. But
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: I think we should play a game. I needed a
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: number between one and ten from YouTube?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: Did she ala?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: And then do we have to Is it one number
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: that we both agree on or two numbers?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: It's simply not important enough. Great, Okay, I have to
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: do some like calculating with that number. So right now,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: you can promote, recommend, do whatever you want. I'll be
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: right back.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, we have.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: A podcast called best Friends.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: I almost just said, what should we promote? You know
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: we're here to promote our podcast. Yes, best Friends. It's
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: on Headgum.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: So we release everyone every Wednesday. We take listener questions.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: You can email us, you can call us.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: We have video episodes on YouTube now.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, and we're having a great time. We took
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: a little hiatus no' back. Hiatus.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: You're saying that perfectly. It's a wild word, hiatus hiatus.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: It requires a like real knowledge of vowel. Yeah, because
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: it should be hiatus, hiatus, hiatus, hiatus hiatus. It is
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: like kind of a sleek, fashionable word to say hiatus.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: I wonder if it's derivative of like a different language.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Sure, that's franchatus feels Greek or something. It was pretty
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: like bare bones Greek. I am going to look that up.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Hiatus hiatus.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, let's see here. Hiatus etymology from Latin.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, it's a lot of root words are
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: from the Latin.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, and I should uh. While we're promoting Listener,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: we have new merch on exactly right store dot com.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: Can I just say, I love that you said listener,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: like one person.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: This controversy, This has been a big controversy because the listener,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: they all feel like there should be a name, you know,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: like people fan names or whatever. And there have been
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: various things. And I recently pitched that they should be
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: called secret wives, and a lot of people responded in
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: a good way. But then other people said things like
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: gifties or whatever. But I think secret wives wives is fun.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: I would love to be a secret wife.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: I would yeah, keep me a secret, caught me out
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: every now and again.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Have you seen Hunting Wives?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: I saw the first episode. It's wild. Boy, Oh boy,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: it's a wild show.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: I finished it.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: It is top to bottom, one of the wildest pieces
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: of media I've ever watched.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to finish it. It's I wouldn't say
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: that it's quality. I wouldn't say that it's like a.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: It's fun.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, juicy, truly choices were made, the wigs.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: Not.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be rude to the person who
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: worked very hard.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: They're probably gonna rush.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: They Yes, let's not rush the wigeticians.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: Yes, let's not rush the hair department because those lines,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: the hairlines were hard.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: You're going to get hunting wise.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: I have another thing to promote, well, you do really?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Oh watch Long Story Short? Oh yes, a cartoon that came.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: On Netflix for Lisa head A Walt.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, Long Story Short.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: I think it came out the twenty second of August,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: but all episode season one are streaming now.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, very nice. People seem to be loving the show.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: Yes, it's had such a positive response, and that's just you.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: Know, lovely. Of course, it's it's so sad.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: When people are like painted it and you're like, all right,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: worked hard on it.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: Why do you hate it?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Speaking of Lisa, the tattoo I want to get is
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: a drawing she did of my dog. I loveday. But
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: it's all coming together. It's all Long Story short. Everybody
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: go watch that. Listen to the podcast.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: Watch the podcast, and I also have another podcast called
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: why Won't You Date Me?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Also on I Never Heard of It?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: And another podcast called ninety Day Bay. When does this
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: come out?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: September or something.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, you missed our live show for ninety.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: Day Bay, what day of September?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: No, it's August thirty.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: First, forget it.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: We're having a guest. His name is Sarper. He's from
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: the ninety eight universe. He's been on the show. He's
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: going to do stand up. Oh wow, it should typewriter. Okay, well,
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: maybe you get the because I think it's up for
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: two weeks after so maybe still streaming tickets are two weeks.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: I just emailed Dynasty saying how long does the live
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: stream last after the live show? And now I've got
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: my answer before they've responded two weeks. Two weeks, so
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: hopefully they can watch that. And uh, okay, I think
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: we've promoted everything several times. Great. This is how we
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: play Gift a Curse. I'm going to name three things,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: and you're each going to tell me if it's a
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: gift or a curse and why. Then i'll tell if
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: you're right or wrong. And you're kind of competing with
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: each other, and I have the true answers, so be careful,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: be very careful, and this will drive you apart. Okay.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Number one this is from one of our Patreon listeners
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: Web someone named web gift or a curse Panda Express, like.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: A gift card or like actual food from Panda Express.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: All website was Panda ex Express.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: I think they mean the food, and I think it's
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: a gift. If you want Chinese food and a pinch.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: You're in the mall, the Burbank mall, walking around, you said, ooh,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: I got a hangering for fried rice.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: But I don't have a lot of coin in my pocket.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: I'm going to Pan Express. I don't love Panic Express.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: Sure, but for others gift, Okay, I would say curse
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: because it feels like this person wants you to shit
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: your pants.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: I feel like if.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: They really wanted to get you some Chinese food, there's
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: so many, so many options other than Panda Express, and
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: it feels like maybe it was a rushed gift or
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: a last minute Maybe they were walking through the mall
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: they're like, eh, this, yeah, it's been very thoughtful.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: How to say curse?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: So shere's correct. It's a curse. Okay, And look, Nicole,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: I totally understand what you're saying. But I feel like
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: Panda Express has a real responsibility. All I ever want,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: I mean there's those times where you're like, I basically
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: want mall Chinese food, and unfortunately Panda Express has dropped
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: the ball on quality. They've taken over every mall with
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: their brand and it's just not that good. But that
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: when that type of Chinese food has done well, Oh
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: what a great junk food to eat. You know, it's
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: like fried orange chicken, fried rice. I want that so badly.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: I mean the mall and my only option is Panda Express.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: It's airport food. They've got to do better.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: I've got to do better.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, so Shira's ahead. Number two. This is from another
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: one of our Patreon listeners, Vanessa. Gift or a curse.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: When a stranger uses hand gestures to help.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 6: You park, an absolute curse. Get the fuck away from me.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 6: Either I'll do it or I won't. It's none of
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 6: your business.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: Go away.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: It happened to me pretty recently. I saw a spot
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: definitely very very tiny. My car ended up touching both
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: cars that I parked in between, and this man came
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: out of his home to go, you won't fit there,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 5: you won't fit there, And I said, watch.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: Me if I spent twenty minutes getting into that spot,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: get away, go home, go inside, get off my back. Dude,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: that's a curse. I agree.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: I would also say a curse mostly for the embarrassment.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: Don't look at me while I'm doing this, Like anytime
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: anyone watches me do a thing that requires skill or concentration,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: I fuck up. Whether it's parking or or organizing something
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: or like if it's a delicate thing, I don't want
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: to know you can see me, so please you can
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: actually help me by walking away.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, pulling up in front of a restaurant to park.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: And then everyone's like turning like they stopped literally stop eating,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: stop talking to you.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Oh ak to what you're doing.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Please, so curse from both of them. Yes, you both
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: get that point. Curse mind your own business, get out
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: of here. I don't know if they're trying to sabotage
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: you trust this person. What if they do want you
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: to run into something? I agree, right now, guess it faster.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, so curse, mind your own business, get out
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: of here. If it's somebody I know.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: Sure, unless I've asked, yes, don't yeah.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, so uh let's see two to one. Interesting okay,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: and now this is from an anonymous person. This must
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: have come from an Instagram Live person. Gift your a curse?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: Someone shaving their beard after they've had it for years, I'm.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: Gonna say a curse. Why you tricked us? We all
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: got used to a certain face. Who is this person?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: You've changed and sometimes changes for the better a lot
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: of times not a lot of times. The beard is
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: hiding something and now you've revealed it and we have
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: Now we have to be the judge of if we
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: like it or not.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: So I say, stick to your roots.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: Literally, yeah, curse, don't cut that shit off. No, because
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: I feel like people with facial hair usually go through
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: life without facial hair. They're like, I'm gonna shave it,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: and then they grow a beard and everyone goes, oh
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: my god, Diva.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: You look so good.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: Yes, you never looked better, and why are you trying
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: to go back to what you look like all regular
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: and shit?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: No, curse, it's a curse. Absolutely. I feel like, if
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: you've had a beard for less than two weeks, you
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: can you're free to shave it off. But after that
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: point we've all gotten used to it. Yeah, we all
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: have enough to deal with already. We don't need to
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: readjust to your face. So keep it. You're trapped with
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: that thing unless you're like witness protection moving to another
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: country and we'll never see anybody. If you're going to
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: cut chop your beard off, chop shave it off, you
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: have to cut everyone out of your life.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: Yes, I agree, because I.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Don't want to see your face. Yeah, it's so und fair.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: Also have you seen those videos where like dad shave
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: their beards and their babies start crying. Yeah, it's like
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: because you're a different person. Yeah, that's the instinct adults
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: have too. We just are nice about it, but it's like, yeah,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: who is this?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: Who's the person's house? Who is this?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: Right? Right? Well, Nicole, you lost.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, and that's okay everything try.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: And you made some beautiful points.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: And you defended Panda Express.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: I will say I did say Pana Express is a
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: is not a gift to me.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: Right right, but someone in my life.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: It's not a personal endorsement. It's just that if you
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: like it. Yes, And I think we should close all
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: of them down unless I feel like they need to
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: get on the ball. Now. Analys has their gift O
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: a caurse they're going to do one and we all
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: have to speak to it and they have their answer,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: you know, just to be fair on at least, what
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: are we talking about today?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: Gift or a curse?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 7: When the Traders win on the Traders.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: Oh interesting? Do you want to go? Or should I go?
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: You can go.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: When the Traders win on the Traders, I think it's
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: a gift. I think it's nice to see evil win.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: It's also the point of the show. When people on
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: the Traders get upset about being betrayed or any of that,
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: I think you must be a nightmare in real life.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: You're playing a game and you're still upset about the
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: rules of the game and how it's supposed to be played.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: I want to see the Traders win. I want to
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: see everyone get betrayed and some sneaky villain when I
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: will say, I kind of dropped off with the Traders
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: when they started bringing in celebrities. I want to see
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: real people betray each other. And I think they're doing
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: a new season like that, so I'm excited. But I'd
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: like to see a Trader win. Why not the villain
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: always more exciting.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: I've only watched one season where the Faithful's one. I
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: would like to see a Trader win because I guess
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: I could.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: I could go back and watch it.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: But yeah, the game is lying to people's faces. And
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: if you can lie so good, you're a sociopath. And
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: also you deserve to win.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: I don't want to see a bunch of dorks win.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: See someone pure evil in money. So yeah, a gift, right, Yes,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: the trader's winning a gift.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would agree.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: I also want to see a trader when I like
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: when people who are good at something, when like American Idol.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: You know, if someone has a good voice, we want.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: To see them win.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: If someone is skilled at building a house, we want
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: to see them win. Someone is skilled at tricking people
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: what they should win. Yes, they executed their talents in
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: a way that was better than everybody else, so they
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: should win.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: And when they do a normal since season, if a
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: trader wins, we all know to stay away from that
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: normal person because they're not normal.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: But Nicole, this is where I disagree. I think they're
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: just playing the rules of the game. Yes, they've been
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: given permission to be a psycho.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, But I think normal people when they go on
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: television and act the part and they're the villain and
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: they're like wild, I'm like that was deep in you
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: and you wanted to unleash that.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: You don't.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: I don't think you're nice to people in your life.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: I think this is me just trying to defend myself
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: because I think I would win the game as a Trader.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: I also think I would.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: I think you would.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: I think I would.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: I think it's just like, well, I know how to
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: work the game, and I've been given permission. In real life.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: You can't be a psycho. You have to be nice
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: to people. Yeah, and I'm surrounded by psychos playing Traders
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: in real life. I'm like, save it for NBC or
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: for NBC.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: Don't do you think into relationships have ended after a
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: Trader one and they're.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: Like, interesting, you played that way too well, or like
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: in a few years after someone does get murdered and
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: they do the dateline, that will be the first red
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: flag of the family will be talking about, like and
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: he really loved that the Traders was there was s Yeah, well,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: uh on a least, what do you think.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 7: We're all gonna end up on dateline? Because you know what,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 7: it's a gift, nice, good nice. You know, it's so
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 7: so rare, you know, it's so rare to see the
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 7: bad guy win in real life, you know, like we
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 7: were always seeing good things happen in this world. You know,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 7: why not just let some bad things happen every once
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 7: in a while.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: The point of reality TV exactly watching horrible do horrible
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: people do horrible things non stop.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: Do you watch Love Island?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, how many episodes are there?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Apparently there's like one every day or
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: something like that.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: Like you have to retire in order to watch it.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: So how these people are watching?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen it either, but I keep seeing like
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 5: memes and like these people seem like fun.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I think I gotta start watching it.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: It's just like it feels like a job you watching.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: No I have.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't even know where to find it.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: I know, I don't know where to find from Teacock,
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: of course, but so many people I know do watch it.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I guess maybe they're just better with time management.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: They're like, okay, and I check in to watch Love
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: Island for an hour every day, and then I get
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: to talk to my friends about it, and every time
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: that gets brought up, I just have to back away
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: because I'm like, well, I know it's like weird people
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: having sex with each other on.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: A night hot people fucking and then like being vaguely offensive.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: Right, Great, well, this is the final segment of the podcast.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: We need to answer listener email people writing into I
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: said no gifts at gmail dot com, or they're sending
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: voice notes for finally getting some voice notes you have.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: They have to be sixty seconds long and in a
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: quiet room. So just keep those two things in mind.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: If you're capable of those two things, you can send
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: in a voice note.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: It has to be at least sixty seconds No, just.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: Under Oh okay, it has to be at least two
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: hours long.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: To be in New York City in the middle of
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: the street.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: Under sixty seconds long. But we're gonna read one today.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: Will you help me answer listener question? Yes, okay, this
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: is highbridger and well meaning but disrespectful guest. We'll put
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: an s on there. Guests, I absolutely hate talking on
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: the phone, and yet there are some people in my
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: life who want nothing more than to be on the phone.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: The worst is when you're texting with someone and they
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: just jump right into calling you in the middle of
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: your text exchange. If it's during the workday, I often
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: REPLI sorry and a meeting, can't talk. But how do
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: I curb these people from calling at all without being
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: totally rude? Sincerely, Beth?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: Well, if you actually are working, or if it is
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 4: the workday, yeah, that's a that's an acceptable boundary to place.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: Maybe are there hours where this person is okay having
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: phone calls, Like from five.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: To eight, I six hours for phone calls.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 4: Sign if you really are like working a nine to
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 4: five and you're like, I'm okay texting, but I truly
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: don't have the capacity to have a phone.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: Call right now.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: Right're like, yeah, I get off to work at five
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: for whatever, and then I want to start like winding
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 4: down for bed around eight thirty. So within those hours
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: I could take a call, but please don't try to
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: call me after that or before during the day because
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: I will be at work.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: This person seems like they don't want to talk on
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: the phone at all. Phone calls, Yeah, especially in the
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: middle of do either of you do that you're texting?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: And so I feel like that that's one place I
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: actually kind of makes sense when you're like, oh, actually,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: I just need to explain this and we're already communicating. Yeah,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: a random call is a little bit tougher, but a
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: random FaceTime is no.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: No, a random face time is so scary. Why do
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: you want to see me such a.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: That's always I'm like, ah, why, Yeah, this person seems
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: like they don't want to be on the phone at all.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: I think close friends you can just be like, hey,
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: I'm really only talking on the phone.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: Do you mind if we just keep it to text?
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: People who aren't as close, I think you can absolutely
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: be like, oh, I can't talk right now.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: I would just constantly I can't talk, and.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: Eventually they'll learn or just become so unpleasant to everyone
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: in your life that they don't try calling you. Yeah,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: or get rid of the phone if you don't want it, Yeah,
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: got your emails.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 5: Sorry, I have a phone here, Lie to everybody.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: I don't have a phone plan. I only have a
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: text plan there. I don't have voice calls on this phone.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, God, bless.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: That should be offered. It should be, but I mean,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: I'm sure Beth would be first in line. But yeah,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: I feel like all she has to do is just
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: be rude, unpleasant to coworkers of friends. So slowly cut
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: people out of her life, maybe betray her family. There's
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 3: there's so many ways to get people to stop communicating
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: with you, and why not just go for the throat.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: Or maybe just always have your phone on do not disturb.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: That's what I do. Yeah, it's frustrating for some people
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: in my life, and they can deal with it.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: That is That is good.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: The phone on my terms feels incredible, except for a
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: Caationally you're like, oh, well, now this is annoying because
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: I have to call them back and whatever.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 5: But Beth will not call back calling call Yeah, and
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: then if it stays on do not disturb, they'll call back.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: Oh did you call again? You gotta tell me what
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: it is. Yeah, what's going on? Tell me?
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: And I guess you can turn on turn on, do
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: not to serve for particular people, right.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you have it like where if you only
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 4: want certain calls or texts from certain people, they can
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: be in a group or that it'll go through they
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: do not serve, right, Everybody else goes straight to voicemail.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: I want it so I can assign when particular people call,
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: they hear a loud piercing scream or some some horrible noise. Wow,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: just teach people a lesson. I don't know. That's a
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: new feature Apple should look into. They still haven't changed
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: the photos on the iPhone. Do they readd the photo app?
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: And it's horrible.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: I hate it. I don't like it. I've gotten used
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: to it, but I don't like it. I'm still I
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: don't mind anything.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: I don't understand why they can changing ship like that.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: It wasn't want that worked for everyone. Yeah, you know,
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: it's chaos.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 5: Honestly, what they should do is come out with like
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: iPhone original and it's just the way it.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: Was just a classic. The company should be ashamed.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: Really a bad move on their part. But maybe this
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: podcast will make the difference. Tim Cook reach out. Uh, well,
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: I've got my gifts. I will do with them as
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: I please. Although you will be getting your bag back.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: We know you're getting the back back.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: I need that bag back.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: It's my grocery bag.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: I'm doing this on camera.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: Oh thank you, proof it's happening. What are you talking about?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: You don't go grocery shopping.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: I love grocery shopping.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: I don't because I get too hungry and then I
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: buy the things I don't need.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: But it's so fun wandering around the store and seeing
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: all the products.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: I'll just over buy. I have so much rock and
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: food in my house.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: Oh interesting, see, I don't buy it. My fridge is
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: essentially empty, so there are only a few things I
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 3: do buy, and then I just get to look at things,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 3: have my little trip.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: But then I'll just buy everything.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: Go ahead and buy anything.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 5: Last time I was in Albertson's, the ritz Bits peanut
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 5: butters were so far back that I had to wait
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 5: for a toll to walk through the aisle.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: And I said, what can you reach that for me?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go through that.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: It just how you meet people, asking them to reach
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: shelves for you.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, I have all the friends. Okay, Beth, come.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you both for being here. Thank you and listener,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: the podcast is over. That's your problem, not mine. I
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: am moving on with my day. I've had my TUTSI roll.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: I have to get home and sit around, So get
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: on with your life. I love you, goodbye, I said.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our senior producer
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: is on Alise Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by miracle Worker
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: Amy Mann and we couldn't do it without our booker,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram. At
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: I said no gifts, that's where you're going to see
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: you want to see the gifts in?
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: Why did you hear? Funna Man myself perfectly clear? When
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: you're a guest to me, you gotta come to me empty.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: And I said, no guests, your presences presence in and
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: I already too much stuff, So how do you dare
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: to survey me