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Simulation v Stimulation · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: I'm pretty sure you know the difference between a simulation and a stimulation.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_02: However, a stimulation over a simulation.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, and sometimes you gotta use the simulation to get the stimulation, if you know what I mean.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh that all being said, this girl does not know the difference between the words.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: You know that stimulation and stipulation are different.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, stipulation.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: Stipul uh no, stimulation and uh stimulation.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_01: So she doesn't know the difference between the two words.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: You did say stipulation and the same.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_01: You're probably right.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_01: I probably did.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: I probably slid into that.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: So that all being said, it makes it kind of funny, but she does make a point, and I'm I'm gonna let you hear what she has to say about it here.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_00: I just want you to know we're living in a stimulation.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: It's a stimulation.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_00: And the reason we're living in a stimulation, number one, the gas pumps are rigged.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: I repeat, the gas pumps are rigged.
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  SPEAKER_00: Secondary, why every time I wake up, my stomach is hungry?
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_00: It's never full.
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  SPEAKER_00: Every time I wake up, it won't fool.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like I never fed it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like I wake up hungry as a dog.
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  SPEAKER_00: Root root didn't get no full wear as a snack.
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  SPEAKER_00: And number six, I forgot I lost count.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why is the underwear?
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  SPEAKER_00: Why can't you buy underwear and why when you do buy underwear of five underwear?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's$18.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: And all y'all wear is five and cheekies and boy shorts.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: I'm irritated.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_02: What was the last thing she was saying?
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: Something about cheeky underwear.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I got that.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: But like, what was the thing about cheekies and boy shorts?
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: Boy shorts?
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  SPEAKER_02: If I can forgive my faves.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: Why is the underwear?
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: Why can't you buy underwear and why when you do buy underwear or file underwear is$18?
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_00: And all you gotta wear is thighs and cheekies and boy shorts.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: I'm irritated.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: Is she complaining because it's$18 for such a small piece of clothing?
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's what she's saying.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_02: Because I think she said for thongs, cheekies, and boy shorts.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I can relate to a lot of the things she's saying and and and you know, understand where people might think certain like okay, maybe some people think a gas pump is rigged.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_01: Nope, we can attribute that one right back to what is happening in the Middle East.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, that's number one.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Uh the the second one, what was the second one?
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_02: I don't even remember.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_02: All I remember was the underwear.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, the underwear.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_01: And all right, well, that does bring up a question.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: Why is something that's such a small garment so damn expensive?
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_02: It's the same thing where why is it that me as a female, I have to pay more for my razors?
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_02: Like when you get the pink razor, then oh, and tampons?
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_02: I shouldn't be paying for tampons.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_02: Believe me, I don't want I don't want that life.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: I really don't.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_02: But here we are.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_01: Would you rather have a male member?
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm making an arrange the surgery if you'd like to.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_02: No, actually, no.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_02: I really, I really don't.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: I I think that it would just get in the way all the time.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, and you guys are always adjusting-from experience.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_02: You're always adjusting.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_02: Every guy is either squatting.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_02: Let me move that over here.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
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  SPEAKER_01: There we go.