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- 0:46Speaker 1: when it's trending. I'm going to have a little note
- 0:47Speaker 1: from the GED section. It's the DL Hughley Show.
- 0:51Speaker 4: Time for what is trending.
- 0:53Speaker 2: Like the kid, here you go.
- 0:54Speaker 1: Jazz man. What man?
- 0:57Speaker 3: Jazz man.
- 0:58Speaker 1: Tell these good people what's trending.
- 1:00Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
- 1:00Speaker 2: So we all talked about the fact that Jay-Z is
- 1:02Speaker 2: going to be performing at the Super Bowl, but some
- 1:04Speaker 2: people are not happy about it. We had that whole conversation.
- 1:06Speaker 2: But now Sonny Hostin from The View is jumping in saying, listen,
- 1:09Speaker 2: I think Jay-Z should do more for institutional change in
- 1:12Speaker 2: the NFL.
- 1:13Speaker 1: Instead.
- 1:14Speaker 2: I mean, she didn't say instead of headlining the Super Bowl,
- 1:16Speaker 2: but a lot of people feel exactly the same way.
- 1:18Speaker 2: The fact that, you know, this whole partnering in 2019
- 1:20Speaker 2: and saying that, you know, you could do well, but
- 1:22Speaker 2: also do good, right? Because this is kind of what
- 1:25Speaker 2: he talked about. And the partnership was supposed to be
- 1:27Speaker 2: just that. But we can't think of anything that has
- 1:29Speaker 2: happened with this partnership that is supposed to be for
- 1:32Speaker 2: the betterment of the community. It only seems like a
- 1:35Speaker 2: big stage for Jay-Z.
- 1:38Speaker 5: I could see some. I could see some of both sides.
- 1:41Speaker 3: I mean.
- 1:42Speaker 5: Jay has always done a lot of stuff in the community.
- 1:44Speaker 3: Like, he doesn't wave his flag on a whole lot
- 1:46Speaker 3: of stuff, but he does a lot of stuff.
- 1:48Speaker 5: But you think about it. We used to watch the
- 1:49Speaker 5: Super Bowl and be like, why we don't get no
- 1:51Speaker 5: entertainment for us? And now we got entertainment. Well, ain't enough.
- 1:55Speaker 5: Now you got to, you know. So I get it.
- 1:56Speaker 6: I get it.
- 1:57Speaker 1: I get it both sides.
- 1:58Speaker 4: I get it.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I feel like I can't think
- 2:03Speaker 2: of anything that he's done to exact change, especially in
- 2:05Speaker 2: the midst of everything from Colin Kaepernick to all of
- 2:08Speaker 2: the things that have happened in terms of tragedy around
- 2:11Speaker 2: the black community. And he was supposed to make it better.
- 2:13Speaker 2: Him being named the head of this just ain't enough.
- 2:17Speaker 2: We need more than entertainment. And especially when you utilize
- 2:20Speaker 2: that to give yourself a platform. Now, unless you're going
- 2:23Speaker 2: to do something the way Kendrick Lamar did and make
- 2:24Speaker 2: a true statement, I don't know.
- 2:26Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 2:27Speaker 2: And speaking of statements, we... Trump in trouble again. Apparently,
- 2:31Speaker 2: just this couple of days ago, someone else accused him
- 2:34Speaker 2: of a sexual assault and rape again. This is actually
- 2:38Speaker 2: Miss Switzerland. Fifty three page report that has been released
- 2:43Speaker 2: detailing all of the, you know, horrible things and just
- 2:47Speaker 2: the whole Epstein ties come back up again. It's a
- 2:50Speaker 2: lot going on, especially in with these midterms happening. I
- 2:53Speaker 2: don't know.
- 2:54Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 2:55Speaker 2: Hopefully they'll get him. I'm sick of all the allegations
- 2:58Speaker 2: and nothing happening.
- 2:59Speaker 4: What was that?
- 2:59Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I said, meanwhile, he's still president.
- 3:01Speaker 1: And nothing's moving. But as long.
- 3:04Speaker 5: As he controls the DLJ, nothing will happen.
- 3:06Speaker 2: Yeah, you're absolutely right.
- 3:07Speaker 1: His lawyer ain't going to indict him.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Not a thing. But that's what's trending.
- 3:13Speaker 1: Got a little note from the GED section coming up.
- 3:15Speaker 1: This is the DL Hughley Show. The biggest welfare recipient
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- 3:27Speaker 1: He's black, by the way. You forgot that part. Elon
- 3:30Speaker 1: Musk and Keisha ain't got shit on Elon Musk. And
- 3:34Speaker 1: not only him, there are four members of tech that
- 3:37Speaker 1: they made the equivalent of generals. Because what they get
- 3:42Speaker 1: is whether you own AI centers or NFL teams, you
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- 4:01Speaker 1: believes there's an inherent amount of corruption.
- 4:04Speaker 6: Of course.
- 4:04Speaker 1: But when 90% of Americans believe corruption is the biggest problem,
- 4:07Speaker 1: we are all right with corruption as long as we
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- 4:34Speaker 2: The outbreak affected birds at a commercial table egg layer facility.
- 4:37Speaker 2: It's the second largest egg producer in the country with
- 4:40Speaker 2: no treatment available for highly pathologic diseases. First of all,
- 4:44Speaker 2: that's not a word.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Pathologic.
- 4:46Speaker 2: Thank you. Better known as bird flu. Authorities must kill
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- 4:54Speaker 1: Oh, man.
- 4:55Speaker 2: No eggs, no chicken.
- 4:56Speaker 5: We ain't got no omelets. We ain't got no wings
- 4:58Speaker 5: this weekend.
- 4:58Speaker 1: We ain't got no wings?
- 4:59Speaker 9: Oh, man.
- 4:59Speaker 2: What am I doing with all this lemon pepper? Pathogenic influenza.
- 5:03Speaker 2: That's what we got.
- 5:04Speaker 5: All this damn lemon pepper. What am I doing with
- 5:06Speaker 5: it now?
- 5:06Speaker 1: Yeah, for real.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Well, recreational marijuana legalization in the U.S. has been linked.
- 5:12Speaker 2: to faster increases in hospitalization for three cardiovascular conditions. According
- 5:18Speaker 2: to a new study, hospital admission rates for atrial fibrillation,
- 5:22Speaker 2: heart failure, and heart attacks have rose faster in the
- 5:25Speaker 2: western U.S. after cannabis sales became legal than regions without
- 5:30Speaker 2: similar laws.
- 5:31Speaker 5: I think it's because of the price. Because what?
- 5:35Speaker 4: How much?
- 5:36Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness.
- 5:37Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Yes.
- 5:40Speaker 5: Yeah, well, hey.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Strokes for folks.
- 5:43Speaker 2: Strokes for folks.
- 5:45Speaker 1: So a couple of five years found out they had
- 5:47Speaker 1: third cousins. Come on, you can knock off your third cousin.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Can you?
- 5:50Speaker 1: Yeah. A little idea.
- 5:53Speaker 8: So you're going to leave me after five years just
- 5:55Speaker 8: because you don't know I'm your third cousin? But five
- 5:58Speaker 8: years we've been together though.
- 5:59Speaker 4: I don't give a f * * * if it
- 6:00Speaker 4: was a century.
- 6:01Speaker 6: It's over.
- 6:02Speaker 10: What are you talking about? But you love me.
- 6:04Speaker 4: And not no more.
- 6:05Speaker 10: Third cousin and all. No, not no more.
- 6:08Speaker 3: It's over.
- 6:08Speaker 10: We just going to be cousins because I don't know
- 6:10Speaker 10: what you want me to say. You ain't going nowhere.
- 6:12Speaker 10: We ain't going. We ain't going to be cousins.
- 6:14Speaker 6: We going to be cousins.
- 6:15Speaker 8: You just automatically stop loving somebody because you find out
- 6:18Speaker 8: that they're your third cousin?
- 6:19Speaker 2: Yes.
- 6:20Speaker 4: Third cousin is a person you are related to through.
- 6:22Speaker 8: Your shared grief. If we already had a child and
- 6:26Speaker 8: our child wasn't.
- 6:27Speaker 4: That's the only thing that would stop is you already
- 6:29Speaker 4: got a child.
- 6:30Speaker 10: You don't got a child. It's a wrap. If you
- 6:32Speaker 10: don't got a child... We could just get blood.
- 6:34Speaker 8: Tests to see how on the spectrum our child would be.
- 6:38Speaker 7: All right.
- 6:40Speaker 4: A third cousin is a person you are related to
- 6:42Speaker 4: through your shared grief. Great-great-grandparents.
- 6:45Speaker 10: Yes, great-great.
- 6:46Speaker 4: They are the children of your second cousin, like I said.
- 6:49Speaker 7: Correct.
- 6:50Speaker 10: So, yes, yes, we staying together.
- 6:53Speaker 1: What do you do if you find out you and
- 6:55Speaker 1: your partner are related? It depends on, like, if they're
- 6:57Speaker 1: third or fifth. They used to marry their third cousins.
- 7:00Speaker 2: How many kids you got? That's what I want to know.
- 7:02Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 7:02Speaker 2: If the kids came out all right, you might be okay.
- 7:05Speaker 1: Yeah, because everybody's messing. The first and second year won't
- 7:08Speaker 1: mess with you because you won't go to the family.
- 7:09Speaker 1: You're going to be that slow baby there. Daddy, cousin daddy,
- 7:13Speaker 1: you got to come on and take care of your responsibilities.
- 7:15Speaker 1: You don't want that there. You don't want that there.
- 7:19Speaker 1: But everybody had that cousin they used to have a
- 7:21Speaker 1: crush on.
- 7:22Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 7:22Speaker 1: I had a white cousin. I have a white cousin
- 7:24Speaker 1: named Novella.
- 7:25Speaker 2: You have a white cousin named Novella.
- 7:27Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 7:28Speaker 2: Is it by marriage or by blood?
- 7:29Speaker 1: No, no, blood. Okay.
- 7:30Speaker 2: So you have a cousin who's white, but you say
- 7:32Speaker 2: you are all black.
- 7:33Speaker 1: Well, she had a white mama, a black mama, and
- 7:37Speaker 1: a white daddy. So I don't have anything to do
- 7:39Speaker 1: with that. That was nothing. Her mama is my cousin. Okay.
- 7:44Speaker 1: She married a black guy. What she did in the bedroom,
- 7:46Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I have a white cousin named Navella.
- 7:52Speaker 1: She was so fly.
- 7:53Speaker 2: Oh, you had a crush on her?
- 7:54Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. We had a crush on each other.
- 7:55Speaker 1: We never do anything.
- 7:56Speaker 2: I hope not.
- 7:57Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't say anything wrong with it.
- 7:59Speaker 10: What? No.
- 8:00Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
- 8:02Speaker 12: Little Novalina don't know who she is right now.
- 8:07Speaker 1: Well, I guess I kind of like the white woman.
- 8:12Speaker 7: All right.
- 8:12Speaker 5: We got to get to your call.
- 8:17Speaker 1: If you found out, what would you do if you
- 8:19Speaker 1: found out you and your partner are related? Remember the
- 8:22Speaker 1: brother and sister that were married and they didn't know it?
- 8:24Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, that was correct.
- 8:25Speaker 2: And they said they're going to stay married.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Hey, man, damn, it's already done now. For real. What
- 8:32Speaker 1: are you going to do now?
- 8:33Speaker 4: 877-242-2426.
- 8:33Speaker 5: Son, pick up your helmet and come on.
- 8:37Speaker 1: Hey, man, you're being very insensitive right now. But hilarious.
- 8:42Speaker 4: 877-242-2426.
- 8:45Speaker 1: Say something, Sanders.
- 8:46Speaker 2: I ain't saying nothing. Keep me out of this mess.
- 8:50Speaker 1: You better come on now. Tell them what I gave you.
- 8:51Speaker 11: All right.
- 8:52Speaker 1: You know what? She ain't going to do it.
- 8:55Speaker 13: 877-242-2426.
- 8:55Speaker 2: I'll send this up on Twitter and TOU Radio or
- 8:57Speaker 2: on Facebook.
- 8:58Speaker 1: She has to be having flashbacks. Uh-uh.
- 9:01Speaker 2: I ain't never had no words.
- 9:03Speaker 1: Hey, Joey. Don't put that on me.
- 9:07Speaker 5: Junior, hurry up. The short bus is waiting for you.
- 9:12Speaker 1: And get that harmonica off the front seat. It's the D.R.
- 9:15Speaker 1: Hughley Show. So a man and a woman found out
- 9:18Speaker 1: they were third cousins. If you found out you and
- 9:21Speaker 1: your spouse were related, what would you do? We're going
- 9:24Speaker 1: to go to our social media platform. What are they
- 9:26Speaker 1: saying out there, especially Alkay? So we got Sarah from
- 9:30Speaker 1: Los Angeles. And Sarah said, I would probably hang myself, honestly. Man,
- 9:34Speaker 1: come on now.
- 9:35Speaker 2: I mean, if it's your spouse, my gosh. You're already married.
- 9:38Speaker 1: Yeah. And how.
- 9:40Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 9:41Speaker 1: And the evidence of children.
- 9:42Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 9:43Speaker 2: Everything that could go wrong has already gone wrong.
- 9:45Speaker 1: No, the kids are normal.
- 9:47Speaker 2: Oh, well. That's what I mean. So you're fine.
- 9:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 9:49Speaker 1: So might as well finish our life together.
- 9:51Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 9:52Speaker 15: On the bright side, you're a really close family.
- 9:55Speaker 1: Yes, indeed.
- 9:56Speaker 5: Just don't have you. If the kids are good, don't
- 9:58Speaker 5: have no more. You don't want to keep risking.
- 10:00Speaker 6: It.
- 10:01Speaker 1: I want another baby. Well, you better give me your
- 10:02Speaker 1: new dick because I'm not taking the chance like this again.
- 10:05Speaker 1: It's adoption time. We'll mess around and have the thing.
- 10:11Speaker 1: On the fly. So sorry.
- 10:14Speaker 2: All of which is gross.
- 10:16Speaker 1: So, if you found out you and your Spice World lady,
- 10:18Speaker 1: would you stay together?
- 10:21Speaker 14: 877-242-2426.
- 10:22Speaker 1: More of your calls are coming up. It's the D.L.
- 10:24Speaker 1: Hughley Show. It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
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- 10:36Speaker 1: and D.L. So, a man and a woman found out
- 10:39Speaker 1: they were third cousins. Third is not so bad.
- 10:42Speaker 12: And, uh.
- 10:44Speaker 1: Would you stay together? I just think third, come on now.
- 10:48Speaker 1: Y'all barely cousins. Yeah. Y'all cousin light. You know what
- 10:54Speaker 1: I mean? It's a very tenuous connection. You know, and
- 11:00Speaker 1: Laina said, well, the royal family, that's why their teeth
- 11:02Speaker 1: all messed up. You seen them? Rather. They look like,
- 11:05Speaker 1: the English, it looked like they had, it was a
- 11:09Speaker 1: cross between a piranha and a gate.
- 11:14Speaker 2: I could see third cousin. I had to look it
- 11:15Speaker 2: up to be sure.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Yeah, third cousin?
- 11:17Speaker 14: Come on now.
- 11:17Speaker 2: You just basically share a great, great grandparent.
- 11:20Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah. And a great, great night at home.
- 11:23Speaker 1: I bet you that. Yeah, for real.
- 11:25Speaker 2: That's all you hope.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Well, if you like them, you should stay.
- 11:30Speaker 1: If you don't, it's an excuse to leave. Yeah, I'm saying.
- 11:33Speaker 1: If you don't like, I don't know if it's related.
- 11:36Speaker 5: Might be true. This is wrong.
- 11:37Speaker 2: How'd they find out that they were related?
- 11:39Speaker 6: DNA.
- 11:40Speaker 7: DNA.
- 11:41Speaker 2: Yeah, but what were they testing for?
- 11:43Speaker 1: You could just do 23andMe.
- 11:45Speaker 2: No, I know, but that was my question. What were
- 11:47Speaker 2: they testing for? Was it to find something out sinister
- 11:50Speaker 2: or was it just curiosity?
- 11:52Speaker 1: It's all kind of people.
- 11:53Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 11:53Speaker 1: What do you mean it's all kind of people? They
- 11:56Speaker 1: find serial killers that are related to you? No, I
- 11:59Speaker 1: understand what DNA is for. I don't care about that
- 12:01Speaker 1: part of the story.
- 12:01Speaker 2: I was curious, like, why were they trying to figure
- 12:04Speaker 2: out what their DNA was?
- 12:05Speaker 1: Only you would ask a question like that. Well, Skip,
- 12:07Speaker 1: didn't you say you and Tiffany?
- 12:10Speaker 5: Yeah, we did a DNA. That's how I found my
- 12:13Speaker 5: biological father.
- 12:14Speaker 1: What was he at when you found him? So you
- 12:18Speaker 1: and Tiffany got tested. And then your father popped up.
- 12:22Speaker 1: That's why I can't do it. I don't need none
- 12:26Speaker 1: of that. I don't need it.
- 12:28Speaker 5: Father and a sister, yeah.
- 12:30Speaker 1: Yeah. So you done picked up family accidentally. Damn. More cards. Man.
- 12:37Speaker 5: All we were trying to do was figure out which
- 12:38Speaker 5: one of us was the blackest, and look what happened.
- 12:40Speaker 1: Right, right, yeah. I would say the dude with the
- 12:44Speaker 1: new family. All them relatives.
- 12:47Speaker 3: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
- 12:51Speaker 1: I would say the dude with the extra siblings. I'm
- 12:54Speaker 1: just saying. All right, coming up, ladies and gentlemen, we
- 12:58Speaker 1: got more of your call with the D.L. Hughley Show.
- 13:01Speaker 1: So a man and a woman found out they were
- 13:03Speaker 1: third cousins. Third is not so bad.
- 13:04Speaker 16: And, uh.
- 13:07Speaker 1: Lena, would you find out if your third cousin was your...
- 13:11Speaker 1: Because everybody's your third cousin on Dominican Island, right? Everybody is.
- 13:15Speaker 10: No, it is not.
- 13:17Speaker 1: There's some fourths.
- 13:18Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 13:19Speaker 1: I mean, that got to be... So, what would you
- 13:23Speaker 1: do if you found out your cousin? Third cousin? That
- 13:26Speaker 1: ain't so bad. That ain't so bad.
- 13:28Speaker 5: Where's the line? Second cousin? First cousin?
- 13:31Speaker 1: Where's the line? First cousin. Definitely. You in the danger zone.
- 13:35Speaker 12: Right.
- 13:36Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely.
- 13:38Speaker 2: In my family, there's a rule, though. Even if you
- 13:40Speaker 2: have kids outside the marriage, just let them know.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Why? Because you don't want them running across each other
- 13:46Speaker 1: in the bar. Small island. Ooh, daddy, you're right.
- 13:53Speaker 15: That's just my family rule.
- 13:55Speaker 1: Just come out with it. Yeah. Why is that a
- 13:59Speaker 1: family rule?
- 13:59Speaker 2: Well, because you never know.
- 14:01Speaker 1: It's a small island. That's why I just said that.
- 14:04Speaker 1: All y'all third cousins.
- 14:05Speaker 3: That's small.
- 14:07Speaker 1: How many people on Dominican Island? Let's see.
- 14:09Speaker 2: Well, it would have to kind of be small if
- 14:10Speaker 2: you have to make a law.
- 14:11Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 14:12Speaker 2: No, it's my family. No, but I'm saying the fact
- 14:15Speaker 2: that your family even had this conversation. Well, because there's
- 14:17Speaker 2: a lot of men in my family who have outside kids.
- 14:19Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, well, I tell you. And it's limited resources.
- 14:23Speaker 7: Right.
- 14:23Speaker 2: That's the point. 11.4 million people.
- 14:26Speaker 1: I ain't talking about what's in New York. I'm talking
- 14:29Speaker 1: about on the island.
- 14:29Speaker 5: This is Dominican Republic.
- 14:30Speaker 2: Wow.
- 14:32Speaker 1: They got that many people?
- 14:33Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 14:33Speaker 14: Wow.
- 14:34Speaker 1: You think, man. You and your new boyfriend look just alike. Crazy.
- 14:39Speaker 1: All right. Well, baseball is going to be good. I
- 14:43Speaker 1: understand that. We got more. We got more. Finally, we
- 14:49Speaker 1: got enough of us kidding around. We're going to get
- 14:51Speaker 1: to your calls in a bit. It's the D.O. Hughley Show.
- 14:55Speaker 1: So a man and a woman found out they were
- 14:57Speaker 1: third cousins. Third is not so bad. And you find
- 15:01Speaker 1: out you're related to your spouse. What do you do?
- 15:04Speaker 17: So I really don't think it's that huge of a
- 15:07Speaker 17: deal if it's not that closely related, like third cousins
- 15:10Speaker 17: in the example. My friend is Egyptian. She says they
- 15:13Speaker 17: marry their first cousin in Egypt. And let's not forget
- 15:17Speaker 17: the Bible.
- 15:17Speaker 10: There are a couple brothers marrying their sister.
- 15:20Speaker 17: So I don't think it's.
- 15:21Speaker 9: A huge deal.
- 15:22Speaker 18: As long as you love the person, you with them,
- 15:24Speaker 18: it shouldn't make a difference. I mean, going to have
- 15:28Speaker 18: relationships and love each other, It doesn't make a difference.
- 15:31Speaker 9: Personally, I wouldn't care. As long as we're together, if
- 15:34Speaker 9: we have a.
- 15:34Speaker 18: Kid together, as long as their kids come out intelligent
- 15:36Speaker 18: and smart, you know, there's defects, it really shouldn't make
- 15:38Speaker 18: no difference. I mean, that's nature put y'all together for
- 15:41Speaker 18: a reason, you know, so it shouldn't make a difference.
- 15:44Speaker 9: To me, personally, I wouldn't care.
- 15:46Speaker 16: Well, me, myself, I had a crush on my first cousin,
- 15:50Speaker 16: and we were in high school, and I found out
- 15:53Speaker 16: when my granny passed. like three, maybe three weeks before
- 15:57Speaker 16: our prom, that we were first cousins.
- 16:00Speaker 18: I'm like, what is he doing at the funeral?
- 16:02Speaker 16: And that's when we found out.
- 16:04Speaker 11: Oh, man, it happens, man. I was with my fiancé,
- 16:09Speaker 11: and a friend of mine informed me that that was
- 16:13Speaker 11: my cousin, and what were we going to do?
- 16:16Speaker 9: We were already.
- 16:17Speaker 14: Together three, four years. What were we.
- 16:19Speaker 11: Going to do? We're going to keep doing what we've
- 16:21Speaker 11: been doing. And we were kissing cousins, man. And unfortunately,
- 16:27Speaker 11: she passed away a few years back. But rest in peace,
- 16:31Speaker 11: Rodney Marie. And it's okay if you're out there doing it.
- 16:35Speaker 7: I think that if they didn't know they were cousins
- 16:39Speaker 7: and they don't have kids or do have kids and
- 16:41Speaker 7: the kids are fine, it's okay. You know, they didn't
- 16:44Speaker 7: know what they were getting into when they got into it.
- 16:47Speaker 7: I've been accused of marrying my cousins. My husband's great-grandmother,
- 16:51Speaker 7: before she passed, said that if we were related, it
- 16:53Speaker 7: was so far down the line it didn't matter, and
- 16:55Speaker 7: we've been together 12 years, and we're not going anywhere.
- 16:57Speaker 15: I just wanted to say I was in a situation
- 17:00Speaker 15: like that. I was dating a female for, like, six months,
- 17:05Speaker 15: and we didn't know we was related until we came
- 17:09Speaker 15: to a barbecue.
- 17:11Speaker 9: In the summertime, she was like, yo, why are you here?
- 17:15Speaker 9: And I'm like, why are you here?
- 17:16Speaker 6: She was like, this is my family barbecue.
- 17:18Speaker 9: And it's like, I'm like, well, this is my family barbecue, too. So,
- 17:22Speaker 9: you know, at the end of.
- 17:23Speaker 15: The day, you know, we still kicked it. And we're
- 17:26Speaker 15: still family.
- 17:27Speaker 6: Yes, we're still family.
- 17:29Speaker 19: I think if you find out you're related to a person,
- 17:32Speaker 19: that's old.
- 17:34Speaker 9: Let that go.
- 17:35Speaker 7: Go get you some therapy for the damage it's going
- 17:37Speaker 7: to do, and your mom and dad.
- 17:39Speaker 9: Should have told you who your people were. Like, you
- 17:41Speaker 9: can't stay with that person. That's crazy. If you don't know,
- 17:45Speaker 9: that's one thing, but once you know, it's over.
- 17:49Speaker 1: A man and his wife found out they were third cousins.
- 17:52Speaker 1: Do y'all stay together if you find out you're related? 877-242-2426.
- 17:56Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. So you find out you
- 18:00Speaker 1: and your husband or you and your wife are related,
- 18:03Speaker 1: Third cousins. Here's a little audio.
- 18:05Speaker 8: So you're going to leave me after five years just
- 18:07Speaker 8: because you don't know I'm your third cousin?
- 18:09Speaker 10: For five years we've been together though.
- 18:12Speaker 4: I don't give a f * * * if it
- 18:12Speaker 4: was a century.
- 18:13Speaker 6: It's over.
- 18:14Speaker 10: What are you talking about? But you love me.
- 18:16Speaker 4: And not no more.
- 18:18Speaker 10: Third cousin and all.
- 18:19Speaker 4: No, not no more.
- 18:20Speaker 6: It's over.
- 18:21Speaker 10: We just going to be cousins because I don't know
- 18:22Speaker 10: what you want me to say. You ain't going nowhere.
- 18:24Speaker 10: We ain't going. We ain't going to be cousins.
- 18:27Speaker 6: We going to be cousins.
- 18:28Speaker 8: You just automatically stop loving somebody because you find out
- 18:31Speaker 8: that they're your third cousin?
- 18:32Speaker 4: Yes. Third cousin is a person you are related to through.
- 18:34Speaker 8: Your shared grief. If we already had a child and
- 18:39Speaker 8: our child wasn't... That's.
- 18:40Speaker 4: The only thing that would stop is you already got
- 18:42Speaker 4: a child.
- 18:42Speaker 6: You don't got a child.
- 18:43Speaker 10: It's a wrap. If you don't got a child... We
- 18:45Speaker 10: could just get blood tests.
- 18:46Speaker 8: To see how on the spectrum our child would be.
- 18:50Speaker 4: All right. A third cousin is a person you are
- 18:54Speaker 4: related to through your shared grief. Great-great-grandparents.
- 18:58Speaker 10: Yes, great-great.
- 18:59Speaker 4: They are the children of your second cousin, like I said.
- 19:02Speaker 7: Correct.
- 19:02Speaker 10: So, yes, yes, we staying together.
- 19:05Speaker 1: What do you do? That was the question we posed
- 19:06Speaker 1: to you.
- 19:07Speaker 9: Okay, so Kira Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon are third cousins.
- 19:11Speaker 20: Yeah, they found out they were third cousins on Finding
- 19:14Speaker 20: Your Roots.
- 19:15Speaker 16: So, you know, hey, they're all right.
- 19:17Speaker 6: So, my baby mama is my cousin, but only through marriage, though. So,
- 19:22Speaker 6: my mama's sister married into their family. situation like I
- 19:30Speaker 6: said it's only through marriage though you know I'm sending
- 19:32Speaker 6: me no type of blood that we share well.
- 19:34Speaker 17: It's funny me my husband have had this conversation before
- 19:37Speaker 17: because our families look so similar to one another so
- 19:43Speaker 17: he says that since it's done it's done and we've
- 19:46Speaker 17: been together for over 20 years me myself I would
- 19:49Speaker 17: want a divorce, because... And I think that's more so
- 19:52Speaker 17: because I was touched as a younger person by a
- 19:56Speaker 17: family member. So, therefore, it would not sit right with me. So,
- 20:00Speaker 17: I think we would divorce, but he wouldn't want to.
- 20:04Speaker 14: As long as she didn't come from one of my mom's,
- 20:09Speaker 14: one of her sister's or her brother's kids, cool. Or
- 20:13Speaker 14: my dad says he didn't come from my daddy's sister
- 20:17Speaker 14: or brother's kids, cool. Everybody else feel game. I don't care.
- 20:20Speaker 14: But as long as they ain't in that category right there, oh, yeah,
- 20:23Speaker 14: we're going to keep banging. Yeah, straight like that. Ain't
- 20:26Speaker 14: no shame.
- 20:27Speaker 17: I've never dated a family member, but.
- 20:31Speaker 19: I had a crush on my first cousin, and he
- 20:33Speaker 19: also did on me. But this was because we did.
- 20:35Speaker 9: Not know we were cousins.
- 20:36Speaker 19: So it's important for families, moms, dads, to let the
- 20:41Speaker 19: kids know you're family because we didn't know that we
- 20:44Speaker 19: were related, but when.
- 20:45Speaker 14: We found out, it was really awkward.
- 20:46Speaker 19: But we were younger. Of course, nothing happened, but it's
- 20:50Speaker 19: still kind of awkward today because we hadn't seen each.
- 20:52Speaker 14: Other in years.
- 20:53Speaker 19: We had a family reunion last year, and it was
- 20:56Speaker 19: still a bit awkward. And I think his wife thought
- 20:59Speaker 19: I was somebody. She kind of picked up on it,
- 21:01Speaker 19: so she came over. I'm like, girl, look, that's my cousin.
- 21:04Speaker 6: Don't want him, but weird.
- 21:06Speaker 9: Yes, look, it depends on how far down the line
- 21:09Speaker 9: it is. Plus, I had the house for one of
- 21:12Speaker 9: my cousins, and she was the first cousin. But I
- 21:15Speaker 9: think we all, all men and some of the women,
- 21:18Speaker 9: have had the house for their cousins. So, like I said,
- 21:21Speaker 9: it depends on how far down the line it is.
- 21:23Speaker 20: It happened to me. I was laying in bed with
- 21:26Speaker 20: one of my exes, and we were talking about our
- 21:28Speaker 20: family members. And we had an aunt with the same name,
- 21:32Speaker 20: which I won't say because they might hear it. But
- 21:34Speaker 20: we broke up that day. I also dated brothers that
- 21:38Speaker 20: were half-brothers and had the same father, one I grew
- 21:42Speaker 20: up with and one I met as an adult. But
- 21:44Speaker 20: they didn't know they were brothers until they were adults.
- 21:46Speaker 20: So I found that out. and he broke up with
- 21:50Speaker 20: me the next day. But I wasn't mad because, I mean,
- 21:52Speaker 20: I almost married each one of them.
- 21:54Speaker 9: It was crazy.
- 21:55Speaker 20: Black family secrets, they need to cut it off.
- 21:57Speaker 6: All right.
- 21:58Speaker 2: That's the DLQG show.
- 22:03Speaker 1: So remember, it is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Make sure
- 22:06Speaker 1: that you're taking all the precautions you can to make
- 22:07Speaker 1: sure you stay healthy. Healthy and in tune with your body.
- 22:10Speaker 1: Make sure you eat right.
- 22:11Speaker 6: Exercise.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Have regular checkups.
- 22:13Speaker 2: Self-checks are most important.
- 22:14Speaker 1: Self-checks. You got to check yourself.
- 22:16Speaker 2: But you wreck yourself.
- 22:17Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 22:18Speaker 1: So make sure that happens. Remember that if you are
- 22:20Speaker 1: in Chicago this Friday, I will be there at the
- 22:23Speaker 1: Chicago Theater with Don Lemon for the DL & DL
- 22:27Speaker 1: Anything Goes Tour. Coming up this hour, we got the
- 22:31Speaker 1: military man Jamal Kingsley. He's going to return to expose
- 22:33Speaker 1: racism hidden in our everyday lives. Plus the Hughley House
- 22:35Speaker 1: of Home Mix and Kyle Hughley. It's the DL Hughley Show. Now,
- 22:37Speaker 1: welcome to the show. The military man Jamal Kingsley here
- 22:39Speaker 1: to expose racism hidden in our everyday lives.
- 22:42Speaker 21: Hello, my brothers and sisters. This is Jamal Kingsley, the
- 22:46Speaker 21: military man here to expose racism hidden in our everyday lives. Oh,
- 22:53Speaker 21: it's Halloween season. Ooh, all the ghosts and goblins are out.
- 22:58Speaker 21: Why is it all the black cats represent bad luck? Oh,
- 23:03Speaker 21: if you're a black cat, your luck is going to
- 23:05Speaker 21: always be bad.
- 23:07Speaker 12: Think about it, my brother. And why is it when
- 23:11Speaker 12: you don't have any Halloween candy to hand out, you turn.
- 23:15Speaker 21: Off all your lights so your house is black and
- 23:18Speaker 21: the trick-or-treaters won't come?
- 23:21Speaker 12: Is it because you think when you're black, you run
- 23:24Speaker 12: everybody off? Think about it, my brother. And why is
- 23:28Speaker 12: it when you're trick-or-treating and get good and plenty candy, oh,
- 23:34Speaker 12: it tastes good, till you lick all the white off,
- 23:37Speaker 12: then when all that's left is the.
- 23:39Speaker 21: Black licorice, you say it's nasty and you spit it out?
- 23:44Speaker 5: Huh, what you think? Once it's black, it.
- 23:47Speaker 21: Ain't no good no more? Think about it, my brother.
- 23:51Speaker 21: This has been Jamal Kingsley, the military man. And until
- 23:55Speaker 21: next time, stay woke and think about it, my brother.
- 23:59Speaker 1: This is the DLU Show. Now it's time for what
- 24:01Speaker 1: you need to know with the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
- 24:03Speaker 13: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. Ohio
- 24:06Speaker 13: voters are being told by President Trump to cast their
- 24:09Speaker 13: ballots as if his name was on the midterm ticket.
- 24:12Speaker 13: While campaigning in Chillicothe, Ohio for Republican Senator John Husted.
- 24:17Speaker 13: And former President Barack Obama is rallying in Georgia for
- 24:20Speaker 13: Senator John Ossoff and former Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms. In
- 24:24Speaker 13: Northern California, the presence of federal immigration agents outside a
- 24:29Speaker 13: Yuba City polling location has sparked concerns over voter intimidation,
- 24:33Speaker 13: leading state election officials to monitor voting sites across 30 counties.
- 24:38Speaker 13: A landmark medical study reveals 75% of former professional football
- 24:43Speaker 13: players who died between 2008 and 2023 showed clear evidence
- 24:48Speaker 13: of the degenerative brain disease, CTE, marking the highest rate
- 24:52Speaker 13: documented to date. And in sports broadcasting, legendary host Ernie
- 24:56Speaker 13: Johnson announces he's stepping down from inside the NBA after
- 25:00Speaker 13: more than three decades, citing heart issues and a desire
- 25:04Speaker 13: to spend time with his family.
- 25:06Speaker 2: Thank you for the memory, sir.
- 25:08Speaker 13: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
- 25:09Speaker 1: Be informed.
- 25:10Speaker 11: Be empowered.
- 25:11Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Thank you, Sybil. Jasmine.
- 25:13Speaker 2: I already paid, baby.
- 25:14Speaker 1: Already paid. More of the DLU show is coming up
- 25:16Speaker 1: fully funded and ready to rock.
- 25:19Speaker 12: Stop.
- 25:20Speaker 1: What is that? That one doesn't say that at all.
- 25:23Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
- 25:27Speaker 2: Can I get your attention? Listen up, party people. If
- 25:30Speaker 2: you didn't tune in to the D.L. Hughley Show today,
- 25:32Speaker 2: you missed out on some lit comedy. But don't trip.
- 25:36Speaker 1: Just hop on.
- 25:36Speaker 2: Over to Black America Web, Facebook, or Instagram to get
- 25:39Speaker 2: caught up.
- 25:40Speaker 1: We talking about practice. It is the DL Hughley Show,
- 25:48Speaker 1: your 2026 edition. If you're going to be in Chicago,
- 25:51Speaker 1: I'm there at the Regal Theater along with Don Lemon
- 25:53Speaker 1: for DL and DL.
- 25:55Speaker 2: You got a lot going on.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. What's happening? Charlie's Boy. You know, a
- 25:59Speaker 1: big shout out to Baltimore.
- 26:00Speaker 2: How's your book doing, by the way?
- 26:01Speaker 1: It's doing great. The big shout out to Baltimore. You know,
- 26:03Speaker 1: they had 2,000 people at the book signing.
- 26:05Speaker 6: Wow.
- 26:05Speaker 2: Wow. I think it's awesome that people get to see
- 26:08Speaker 2: an emotional side of you and a very personal side
- 26:11Speaker 2: of you as well. I watched all of that Angie
- 26:13Speaker 2: Martinez video. interview was very good.
- 26:16Speaker 1: You watched it happen. What are you talking about?
- 26:19Speaker 2: But you never know if how you see it is
- 26:21Speaker 2: how they're going to edit it. You know what I mean?
- 26:23Speaker 2: You never know.
- 26:25Speaker 1: Like you and me in the podcast. Like Skip in
- 26:29Speaker 1: the radio show.
- 26:30Speaker 2: We do the best we can with what you give us.
- 26:33Speaker 1: I'm always subject to you all's interpretation. We got a
- 26:36Speaker 1: song from when your mom and daddy were still together.
- 26:38Speaker 1: I got a little note from the GED section plus
- 26:40Speaker 1: Jasmine Sanders will let us know what's trending on the D.R.
- 26:43Speaker 1: Hughley Show. Give us The five top phobias of all time,
- 26:48Speaker 1: according to fearof.net.
- 26:50Speaker 2: Well, I can tell you number five is arachnophobia. Fear
- 26:53Speaker 2: of spiders.
- 26:54Speaker 7: Spiders.
- 26:55Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:56Speaker 2: I'm not mad at spiders. As long as they don't
- 26:58Speaker 2: come near me, I'm good.
- 26:59Speaker 1: It's the number one movie this year.
- 27:03Speaker 2: Number four of the top five phobias of all time.
- 27:08Speaker 2: I think it's ophidiophobia.
- 27:12Speaker 5: What's that?
- 27:12Speaker 2: It's the fear of snakes.
- 27:14Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
- 27:15Speaker 1: I thought it was a thing to say in long words.
- 27:17Speaker 2: Yeah, that part, too. That part, too. I'm definitely scared.
- 27:19Speaker 5: As long as I see it first.
- 27:21Speaker 14: I'm all right.
- 27:23Speaker 2: Number three of the top five phobias of all time. Ooh, acrophobia.
- 27:27Speaker 1: This one's easy.
- 27:28Speaker 2: That's heights.
- 27:29Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. As we sit here on the 11th
- 27:31Speaker 1: floor looking at the whole of the city.
- 27:33Speaker 2: There's that. Number two of the top five phobias of
- 27:36Speaker 2: all time, xenophobia. The fear of dogs.
- 27:38Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
- 27:39Speaker 4: All right.
- 27:40Speaker 2: They say about 36% of the population has it, though. Well,
- 27:43Speaker 2: it's only strange.
- 27:43Speaker 3: You know, black people only are strange dogs. If it's
- 27:46Speaker 3: a dog, we know it's cool. Hey, man, get your dog, man.
- 27:49Speaker 4: Stop playing.
- 27:49Speaker 5: Get your dog.
- 27:50Speaker 11: Stop playing, man.
- 27:51Speaker 2: And, of course, the number one of the top five
- 27:53Speaker 2: phobias of all time. This is the one that I
- 27:55Speaker 2: definitely have, trypophobia. I cannot stand it.
- 27:57Speaker 5: Fear of holes.
- 27:58Speaker 2: Hate it. Period. And there's the joke there, but we're
- 28:02Speaker 2: going to leave it alone.
- 28:02Speaker 1: Yes, we are.
- 28:04Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I guess you'll never. Okay, go ahead.
- 28:06Speaker 6: Go ahead.
- 28:07Speaker 1: I thought you were kind of a different area code.
- 28:09Speaker 1: But no, no, okay, all right. All right, thank you, Deb.
- 28:11Speaker 1: Coming up, we got a little note from the GED section.
- 28:14Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
- 28:16Speaker 5: Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with.
- 28:18Speaker 1: Me too.
- 28:19Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know, I learned something today.
- 28:21Speaker 11: What have we learned, Charlie Brown?
- 28:23Speaker 8: Time to talk about what we've learned today.
- 28:27Speaker 1: That's got to do it, ladies and gentlemen. It's the D.L.
- 28:29Speaker 1: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. In case you were going
- 28:32Speaker 1: to be at the, excuse me, at the, Is it
- 28:34Speaker 1: the Regal Theater in Chicago? But somebody look what I've installed.
- 28:43Speaker 2: It's the Chicago Theater.
- 28:44Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. The Chicago Theater in Chicago. All right.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Jasmine Sanders, what did you learn besides my schedule that
- 28:56Speaker 1: I don't know?
- 28:57Speaker 2: Well, I can tell you what I learned, the importance
- 28:58Speaker 2: of voting. I got out, and I stood in line,
- 29:00Speaker 2: and I voted because I knew it was important, so
- 29:02Speaker 2: I did what I had to do.
- 29:03Speaker 9: Bam.
- 29:04Speaker 5: There you go.
- 29:05Speaker 11: There you go.
- 29:06Speaker 5: Me too.
- 29:07Speaker 2: Period.
- 29:09Speaker 1: Skip, my man Cheatham, what did you learn today, baby boy?
- 29:11Speaker 3: Oh, I learned, I don't know if you got a
- 29:12Speaker 3: chance to see it. There was a MAGA rally in
- 29:14Speaker 3: South Carolina, and live on Fox News, they went up
- 29:18Speaker 3: to a young man, and he was like, you know,
- 29:20Speaker 3: they was like, why are you here and everything? He said, well,
- 29:22Speaker 3: I was too young in the 70s to go to
- 29:25Speaker 3: the Jonestown Massacre, so I came here. And they said,
- 29:27Speaker 3: what do you mean? He said, ain't nothing like seeing
- 29:29Speaker 3: a cult live in person. And, you know, it was
- 29:32Speaker 3: live on TV, so they couldn't stop it. And a
- 29:34Speaker 3: reporter was like, I guess he's not a MAGA fan.
- 29:38Speaker 3: Back after this.
- 29:39Speaker 5: That was hilarious.
- 29:40Speaker 1: He ain't drinking that Kool-Aid. All right, coming up on
- 29:44Speaker 1: the next D.O. Hughley Show, if you're not going to
- 29:45Speaker 1: happy hour, no worries. We're going to bring the party
- 29:47Speaker 1: to you with the Hughley House Party. Plus, we're going
- 29:49Speaker 1: to give you another hot new song with my date
- 29:50Speaker 1: buddy of the week and an episode where people get
- 29:52Speaker 1: to tell me exactly what they think of me called F.U.
- 29:54Speaker 6: D.O.
- 29:55Speaker 1: Hughley. I'm getting F.
- 29:57Speaker 14: Tomorrow.
- 29:58Speaker 1: You can get in front row seat. It's the D.O.
- 29:59Speaker 1: Hughley Show. We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
- 30:01Speaker 1: my favorite short bus operator. Pull that string. We gots
- 30:04Speaker 1: to go.
- 30:04Speaker 6: Toot, toot.
- 30:06Speaker 1: It's the D.O. Hughley Show. See you on the other side.