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DLHS Hour 4 | Five ways to legally evict house guest · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the dal You can show you a twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty six addition. In the case you're going to be
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  Speaker 1: in Pittsburgh, PA, I will be there. This's Friday and
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  Speaker 1: Saturday to Friday and to Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: Have you noticed. I think we're going to have to
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  Speaker 2: teach people the meaning of context. I think we should.
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  Speaker 1: Because everybody always, oh, they're taking me out of context,
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  Speaker 1: and every time they do an interview to explain what
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  Speaker 1: it is that happened, it makes it worse. I've never
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  Speaker 1: seen anybody come out of it and make it better.
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  Speaker 1: Note there's two places you can just yes or just
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, shut up. When when Kevin
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  Speaker 1: was talking about what we want me to start, Tom Brady
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  Speaker 1: stopped the joe he didn't like in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the row.
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  Speaker 2: So you see you saw that.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, stopped the joe he didn't like in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of the road. So it is possible to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it is, you just choose not to. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: is not This is a pr debacle, the nightmare.
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  Speaker 2: It's horrible, I told you.
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  Speaker 3: And just the way he his attitude, the way he
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  Speaker 3: was talking, and I don't know, I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: now I'm not gonna watch it. I'm like, hey, man,
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  Speaker 3: chill out a little bitty, what's wrong?
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  Speaker 1: I can see we have a different vantage. We do
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  Speaker 1: because I believe and agree with the ability to tell
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  Speaker 1: all the jokes.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't handing what you want? I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe there should be any breaks on jokes.
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  Speaker 1: I also think that I would have never had that
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  Speaker 1: guy on and and the fact that he knew what
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  Speaker 1: would happen, and you know what, what you're getting right
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  Speaker 1: now is what they assumed would happen.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think they knew what would happen because, based
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  Speaker 3: on the interview, to try to clean it up, Kevin
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  Speaker 3: Hart said, I knew what he would say. I knew
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  Speaker 3: what kind of jokes he would tell. That's why he
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  Speaker 3: was there. And rather than focus on that one joke,
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  Speaker 3: what about his set?
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  Speaker 2: What about it? Yeah? Everything into a literal road. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just it was clearly a self inflicted one because
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  Speaker 1: I just like those those people are necessary, Like you
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  Speaker 1: couldn't have found anybody.
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  Speaker 3: Else to make fun of us, yeah, or anybody else.
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  Speaker 1: To And I do think that once you want you
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  Speaker 1: and my whole thing is it is disingenuous for people
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  Speaker 1: to ask why are you still talking about this when
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  Speaker 1: you got a president of the United States of America who
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  Speaker 1: lost the election, won't stop talking about correct, he won't
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  Speaker 1: stop talking about twenty sixteen anymore. He will He want
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  Speaker 1: to tell about everything that happened a long time ago.
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  Speaker 1: Accept the Epstein files. He don't want to talk about that.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, And if you were a call, he was also
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  Speaker 3: the subject of a rose right, and you know what
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  Speaker 3: he said. You know what he said, don't talk about
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  Speaker 3: my wealth or lack. Thereof no jokes about that. And
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  Speaker 3: now he has it for real. And you know, to me,
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  Speaker 3: if he wants to give the j six ers two
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  Speaker 3: billion dollars, he should take it out of the money
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  Speaker 3: he stole.
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  Speaker 1: Correct, sell some of that in his way to get
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  Speaker 1: it for him. I don't want to pay for these rednecks.
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  Speaker 2: He's stealing so much money, man, I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: pay for Yeah, hiring, they're expensive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's enough to keep them in potted meat and
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  Speaker 1: big yell and big red forever, mellow yellow. That is
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  Speaker 1: enough to keep them in mountain dew and shake and
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  Speaker 1: movies forever. Have you ever noticed he'll billies and poor black,
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  Speaker 1: poor black people and poor white people eat the same foods.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, it's all you're gonna Yes, the appalation Mounts
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  Speaker 1: is just comped in in the in the air.
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  Speaker 2: Pine trees it you know.
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  Speaker 1: The appalations go. I think they cover eighteen states. That's
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  Speaker 1: the biggest. That's the biggest Martin Lother King Boulevard.
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  Speaker 2: Ever.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, the Morrow Day weekend is over. But yes, housecas,
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  Speaker 1: some of them just won't leave. We're gonna help you out,
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  Speaker 1: jas and give us five ways to legally victor your
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  Speaker 1: what mean legally get out with me?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Indeed, number five, clip your tonails during breakfast. Yeah, right next.
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  Speaker 2: To the toast. If that ain't no crunching, that captain number.
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  Speaker 3: Four of the top five ways too legally evict your
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  Speaker 3: house guests. Have the TV channel stuck on Fox all
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  Speaker 3: day or that stupid ass new Netflix day.
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  Speaker 2: What have you seen that black series with the cop
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  Speaker 2: what is it?
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  Speaker 3: Nemesis?
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  Speaker 2: My god? That dude is the least array of dudes
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  Speaker 2: acting dude, my guy, But now thanks, I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to see it, my god, like a poor man show.
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  Speaker 2: It's horrible. He's like a poor man.
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  Speaker 3: It was really trending for a little bit, was a great,
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  Speaker 3: great little thing to watch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he's in a.
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  Speaker 3: Number three of the top five ways I legally your
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  Speaker 3: house guest experienced vowels of uncontrollable flatulence.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse who is that playing the drum solo?
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  Speaker 3: But I hope they get out number two of the
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  Speaker 3: top five legal ways to evict your house guests have
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  Speaker 3: cockroa traps, cockroach traps on the dining room table.
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  Speaker 1: Like getting cogrows, cock road checks traps you could leave.
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  Speaker 3: Look like oh, and then I want of the top
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  Speaker 3: five ways to leave your house guests cook naked.
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  Speaker 2: That might make No, that ain't gonna make it. Ain't
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  Speaker 2: gonna make them go.
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  Speaker 1: You ever been on somebody else and they go outside,
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  Speaker 1: they smell just like their house. I have the smell
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  Speaker 1: like Friday food and ray.
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  Speaker 3: I have I wanted a date one time with this guy.
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  Speaker 3: I've got his car and it smelled like oil and
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  Speaker 3: all I just got right out.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, yeah, this ain't gonna happen. This ain't
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  Speaker 2: all right.
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  Speaker 1: That's going to do a force And gentle Sadel, you
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  Speaker 1: can show your twenty twenty six dis remember if you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be in a Pennsylvania Pittsburgh specifically, I will be there.
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  Speaker 1: I will be there Friday and Saturday. Just think as
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  Speaker 1: soon as this world. But we can get back to
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  Speaker 1: ice brutalizing young man. Yeah, they never stop. Where were
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  Speaker 1: we with these Epstein files?
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  Speaker 2: And let's get back to that.
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  Speaker 1: We can right, get right about that to our regularly
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  Speaker 1: scheduled program, please and thank you. Can we get back
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  Speaker 1: to that? Oh, somebody terrorizing our communities? I don't just
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  Speaker 1: like the good old Oh yeah, remember the good old days.
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  Speaker 2: You see Jersey fighting them back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that's right, Jersey, Like we ain't playing that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: People they have hunger strikes. Yeah, yeah, that's they never
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  Speaker 1: got the lives.
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  Speaker 2: Of get that. Why hold them when you're supposed to
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  Speaker 2: deport them?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And they just making money? Well yeah that they're gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Make some money first now, yes, that's yeah. Ali got
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  Speaker 1: an actors Alcatraz. They've had thousands of they say, sixty
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  Speaker 1: hundred people come and missing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus and I had to close it down. So
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  Speaker 2: what did you learn today, Jazz? Well, I'm hoping that
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  Speaker 2: ray J is better.
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  Speaker 3: I know we made a little little fun of him
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  Speaker 3: when he got knocked out, but he had to go
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  Speaker 3: to the hospital.
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  Speaker 2: You think you know, because.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well the thing is, you know he wasn't that
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  Speaker 3: we talked about this that long ago, but he also
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  Speaker 3: has that heart condition. Now, what would make you get
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  Speaker 3: into a ring if you know, you claim they had
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  Speaker 3: a couple of you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, maybe he wants to live out him nice, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: So he did that song. I hit it first, but
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  Speaker 2: he ain't hit it last.
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  Speaker 1: Boy, I tell you, somebody just beat the hell out
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  Speaker 1: of John Q. Now, man, good man, that's crazy, skip
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  Speaker 1: my man, cheat them? What did you learn today?
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  Speaker 2: We're just watching his crook in the White House? Man?
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  Speaker 2: All right? First of all, he didn't get congressional approval
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  Speaker 2: to paint his pool, but he said it was gonna
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  Speaker 2: cost one point five million dollars. He hired his own
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  Speaker 2: pool man, and all of a sudden it's fifteen million dollars.
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  Speaker 3: So you know, they said it may not even be
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  Speaker 3: able to be salvage because of what they've.
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  Speaker 2: Done to it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah thanks, Yeah, putting a Rosewow tailor in a couple
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  Speaker 1: of rooms ain't gonna clean that up. You can say,
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  Speaker 1: the hell out of the White House is done. We
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  Speaker 1: better have to we have to scrap this and start
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  Speaker 1: all over.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you. Oh my god, I'm telling you this
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  Speaker 2: dude is stripping America for a part.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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