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Episode 265: Shake Shack & Butt Crack · Not That Serious

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  Okay, Hello, it's Not That Serious podcast and I am one of your
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  like you, powered by I am one of your hosts, Big Michael,
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  I'm toll for you, don't know how I am. I'm toll for down
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  there in the building. I'm ka doctor your boy c yes, sir,
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  delightful somebody else I was, But then I realized he's not here. MJ's
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  on the TV right now, not right now, but no, no,
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  yes, I'm sure there'll be a y there I am. We're gonna get
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  a We're gonna get a random picture. What's he doing? He's supposed to
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  be working at the podcast or somebody checked Twitter. Let's say, live from
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  the desk. See if his picture? What happened? How did I get
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  this totally random, candid photo of me with my phone? Huh? But
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  anyway, how's everybody doing? Everybody's good? Yeah, hanging and how are
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  you feeling? This is the tone I want to use the entire episode.
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  Okay, let's see, let's get along. I'll be sleep by the seven
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  thirty. I have you know, you turban wearing bastard that I stayed awake
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  the whole episode last week. I saw, Yeah, I did. I
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  saw that. You go fuck yourself? Is that in solidarity one Palestine?
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  Yeah? Exactly? M okay, huh, free pal sign my luck a
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  lo okay whatever that means. You can just say free Palestine, that's what
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  it means. I don't believe you's not it's not mean. I find it
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  hard to believe. Can you say that into my translating Ala my lola mm
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  hm, free power star. So I'll speaking Arabic naturally, you have to
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  get an octave higher. You have to just be louder, because that's the
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  name of actually tone, the tone of the people. I never heard Arabic
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  whispered. That is a good heard distraction. No, I haven't only doing
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  a prayer. Even then it's like kind of sing song and not really sing
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  song, very melodic. I heard. I've never heard nobody go. That's
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  because they wouldn't be whispering to you. I don't don't speak Arabic, so
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  they wouldn't whisper it to whisper what pooping? Immediately pooping? No getting whispering.
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  A terrorist bag in the plane next to you, just a nigga right
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  next to you. The curd angles. Alright, that's one of the funniest
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  means come out this year. It's that one's pretty good. Pretty good wrestling
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  means the classic sting where he's like from the top from the rafters and the
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  rafters is good wrestling. Gives us some good moments there. What else all
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  right, So how is everybody everybody's good, good, cool familiarities. Uh,
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  subscribe to the patreon. All right, nigga? Enough? What speaking?
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  This is going on for too long? Come on, he was going,
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  y'all stopped him. No he has it people. No, this is
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  the most unenthusiastic Michael I've ever heard of my entire life. Well, look,
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  and he was never like that. I want to get the cat out
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  of a bag. Subscribed to the patreonatrey' we want some of that money.
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  Uh. A lot of you may think why whut I subscribed you the Patreon,
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  But you're also those same people that go, we ain't want merch.
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  Well, you, dusty bitch, your time has come. There is merch
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  no, no, no, this is high quality stuff. Merch,
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  good merch, nice merch, cotton, merch, silk merch. We're not
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  silk silk esque that no more. Jon, you're gonna get into yourself,
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  daddy, I'll do it. I don't wear do recks. I don't I
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  don't. Yeah, pick it up. I don't have monkey hair. He
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  laughed, way too hard. It tackled his straight hair. That's interesting,
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  monkey, he said, laughs and cool. Okay, uh yeah, So
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  quarter dusty, but you gotta pay real all cool. I'm not gonna count
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  to you. What twelve quarters dusty bitches, your dusty bitches compared to the
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  fifty dollar rolls your arm? Sorry, hierarchy, it's tears for a reason.
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  They could just be don't be dusty bitches, the dusty bitches for the
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  people that's not on Patriots. They're just dusty. They're just dusty. They're
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  just less level yeah, level of Listen, they're just dusty. We're not
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  poor. We're not poor compared to motherfucking jay z any of them. We're
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  dusty? Are we not? Are we not covered in fields? Are we
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  not swine? Okay? So so so we're not broke bitches. We just
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  broke. He might kill him. It would spit on us. He would
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  be on the phone immediately. What I see one comment? No, com
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  we're not fucking him right with him right now, but that remember that picture
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  of Dinny with the one single. He's like, what the fuck is?
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  cherry tree, the peanut butter nigga, Peanut butter shout out to George Washington
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  cover one of my favorite, my favorite, George Washington for sure, the
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  only George Washington. We acknowledged. No, no, no, no,
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  you gotta acknowledge the other one, the nigga with the slave teeth. Yeah,
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  Washington, we got the same birthday, So you have the same birthday
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  as George Washington. Wow. Growing up I said I was destined to be
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  president because of that. This guy's true. Who were you on January sixth
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  oh? At your house? It's crazy because his house is Why coincidence was
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  that time when this year this year coming up, would that be the first
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  or second anniversary of the second second anniversar this January? Yeah? Anyway,
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  it was the name Ashley Babbit bobbit yep. Yeah, Rea, the way
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  she's did packed out anyway, pack melt, packed out. But yeah,
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  percent off of the merch. So you guys, the Patreon people get a
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  no, no, feel pressure. Actually feel pressure. I impressure.
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  Subscribe to the Patreon Okay, three dollars, you know what I'm saying.
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  It gets you in the door. But if you don't want to, you
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  know, half ascid and go full in. Go for the fifteen and don't
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  do that trick where you just do the fifteen for one month. Because we
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  dollars for at least a minimum of a three month consecutive period. Yeah,
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  just do it for one that's that's a smart thing to do. Cheat the
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  system. You gotta scam. He's lying to you. We tracked that ship.
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  Nah, you have to do it for at least. Nah, nobody's
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  tracking. I have people tracking that ship. This isn't even being recorded.
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  Actually, I have episode I have on it. This is actually dream you're
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  actually not a way right now. This isn't in the podcast. This is
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  a stream of coming. That's right, because it's in pr ohn m hm
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  oh yeah, this this beginning is off the rails. No, I feel
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  like it's moving very slowly. Yes, yeah, it's very much on the
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  rails. It's given a chuck a check check, yeah, very earlier.
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  It's a very remedial start. Mm hmm. Slow not fans not up to
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  speed. But yeah, that's whatever, that's what that's why be slow slowly.
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  I don't know what I thought it meant, but it wasn't that.
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  Okay, what do you think it meant? I don't know, I don't
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  know. It wasn't that though. Slow. I wanted to say desperate,
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  but not really. Yeah, maybe desperate slowly interesting anyway, all right,
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  So yeah, shout out to all the the the the the paymasters. There
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  ye blue not Blue whoa who you shouting out? Crazy? Yeah? Them
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  niggas uh Spreaker and iHeartRadio. You know what I mean? Our new our
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  new bood that we are definitely in love with and don't and are not hung
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  up on our x. I love you for real, for real, you
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  and only you, babies. Our group is known not to be hung up
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  on their axes. Excuse me, that sounded personal a little bit. I
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  don't know who you're talking to, but I liked that you talk. The
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  talking Wait to use that video, bro, it's just sitting on my phone.
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  What are you talking to for? I was feeling his pain, cryt
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  yo, stop talking to your girl, bro. That's that's got to be
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  the bottom, talking to you, that is the bottom. That stuff.
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  Everybody. The girls confused, the guy's confused, He's like, what the
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  is going on? Nobody's nobody's happy, nobody's happy in that situation. But
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  yeah, so yep, social media is and all that. All right,
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  I'm done. If a ship Keenan house, your week, My week was
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  cool? What did you do? Not a damn thing? No? Did
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  you go out this week? Didn't do nothing? A low key Keenan week.
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  Wow, Bro, I'll be trying to have so many low key keen
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  of weeks. But but you don't because Keana takes me out the house.
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  Bro like, I'm tired. I'm tired, tired. One of our friends
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  brought up like a top golf New Year's Eve event and I'm like, oh,
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  that sounds perfect, very low key. You get get to sit down
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  to get it's not we not shoulders, shoulders sweating in somebody hot ass club.
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  Then once it's done, we all go home. She's like, yeah,
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  that's a does sound like a fun night to me? Yeah, I'm
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  like, that's not night. Ye know, So what's play now? I
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  don't know whatever she wants to do? Shoulder were about to be shoulder he
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  shoulder for somebody? Michael? What was me? Michael? What? What's
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  wrong? Mike? Stop? She she does, saying that he doesn't want
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  to. She does to think. I like, I gotta do the thing.
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  She likes. Hey, hey, hey, I can't argue with that.
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  That's the thing. So I say yes to everything. Who wants to
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  know what the thing is? I don't. I don't. It's Mike.
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  I would give you all the money in my wife. You can figure out
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  what the thing is. Don't you. Nah, I wish Mike. We
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  we've discussed this, We've we've wapped up on podcasts and everything. Whereas I
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  don't know whether I don't know, I don't want it is making him happy
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  back, and she makes me happy. It's Penis pass Billy. Listen,
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  listen. I don't mind having to sugar Mama. I will cook and clean
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  and everything so she can write that check that'll stop this. It hurts me
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  fast and furious, down to Ready whoever family dead. Paul mm hmm,
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  Medea, Mabel Simmons, mhm. This is a ludicris you like. I
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  love it, just love. I like Taylor Prayry like I. For a
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  long time it was very anti Taylor paid. But now I understand his niche
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  and I just get it. He's good at what he does. I get
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  it. I get it. He figured it out, he figured out what
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  works, and he's good at what he does. I take it for a
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  phase value for what it is, and someone else get some shine, all
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  right, Tyler, Yeah, I wish he would loosen the reins on that
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  a little bit, like Everything's written directed, introduced costume designs. Yeah,
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  he had to make up artists like damn niggag like big boy grip, keep
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  grip. You got all the grips. Niggas holding the boom mic on himself.
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  Cinematography. It's like it's like tropic. I'm a dude pretending to dude
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  disguises another dude. It's like any professor, but he's just the whole.
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  Yeah. Yes, he's a one man, sill, one man man.
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  Surprisedly has done that yet I've been doing it. No, No, I
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  mean we're like the whole thing him like Daddy Murphy title. Yeah, it's
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  coming. Don't give him the idea to watch it. I think I think
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  that's yeah, yeah, he passed it. I just has nothing to do
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  anything. I just have a bad feeling about this kick. Right, you
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  missed the first one. This is recorded right, we're right at the end
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  of the Giants Packers games twenty one, and we usually turned it, but
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  this because it's Keenan's house and it's like, I have a funny feet make
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  it if you know, if this was the Eagles game, we wouldn't even
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  started. I don't want to hear because that's actually a valuable game. Randy
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  Bulk missed. He got it all right, all sides. Yeah right,
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  so we've won three in a row. Yea, the veto gets the wink
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  face of the franchise. It's a perfect Italian story. Yeah, go kiss
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  your mother. That's crazy. He's the starting quarterbacks dad, and they can't
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  get boxes. It's crazy. That is pretty. They probably don't want to
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  be out there. They want to be with the feet, with the people,
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  shoulders, the people. I wanted to be in the of it all.
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  You offer me a box of fuck the people I want. I want
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  next week. I want to eat shrimp, cocktail at the game. Cocktail,
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  trimp, cocktails, slept they do, all forms are shrimp. It's
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  just fantastic except them damn ships. Yeah, I'm really on the Patriot.
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  I'm really hoping the next iteration of this. I feel like it's going to
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  be a lot better because that first one was some rough ship. As hard
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  as worse. It can't get. We got garlic bread coming up. Yeah,
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  that's what I'm excited about. I'm like, that can't fail. I
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  can only imagine that tastes like sour came out and for real, it can't
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  be bad. It's not a sour just like garlic. I'm about say none
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  of that is in garlic breath, not like no kind of taste, like
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  I feel like they're probably. I feel like it's gonna be like garlic hour.
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  That's all you need. Gonna be hot. That's fine. Yeah,
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  make it out are good nts after dark? After yeah something? Yeah,
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  I think, yeah, that's gonna be that's gonna be good. That's gonna
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  be redeeming. Doing the trip Tipville video video with Mike. Okay, that
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  would be crazy, might lose the car, it'd be crazy. Anyway.
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  Your Yeah, pretty good. Fuck? Just you know, another week?
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  Work you do you ever? Does he ever? Chill? No? Just
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  no, go ahead man, every thinking that saying something? No, not
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  at all, but yeah, week was pretty cool. I just chilled out.
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  I went golfing with with Mike cav Cave on Saturday. Did get his
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  lies right? Yeah, it's like got my lives. Yeah, some little
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  golfers because what did I tell Brandy? I don't Where was that podcast with
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  my son? My second family? My other dogs, two dogs dogs crazy?
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  But at this time I got big dogs like I wanted the first time.
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  I don't want big dogs, real dogs, big dogs, big poops.
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  Now yeah, thank you. I feel like the little dogs have pretty
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  big poops. They don't nickle only, but so big. Just hope is
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  not liquid poop. That's not not my dogs. Good fiber and take.
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  But yeah, golf with Cave on Saturday. That kind of asked because we
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  didn't even get to finish because the sun says at like four o'clock the time
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  we started at twelve thirty, and I was like, really, down at
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  four o'clock you didn't finish? What the fuck? Yeah? I think like
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  that was Mike's conclusion right there. I'm never gonna go because started at twelve.
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  Yeah, it's a leisure activity and like for you was like you're chilling,
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  Dorn, Yeah, you're chilling the whole time. You won't even realize.
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  You don't even realize the time we're out there for really, yes you
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  do, No, you don't. Mike said, you do not realize that
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  four. I was like, what you started? Clearly surely they started wing
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  thirty clock twelve. But also I think there's people ahead of you sometimes,
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  so you gotta wain and you got to ride around. Yeah, you gotta
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  write four people for other people to speedy vehicle. You ain't done. It's
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  not like see him it's walking them things do be moving, not the ones
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  we had. I was like, nah, you might, you might like
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  golf that very very casual, very chill. You can smoke the whole time.
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  That's why it took us. So that's what we did in Montreal.
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  We was high as handling that court. I could just be high. We
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  did do that. Be high and hit the ball, or just trying to.
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  Didn't be high and walk around my neighborhood and not play golf. Be
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  high and play. It's fun lacking, it's fun. Live a little.
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  Oh, it was funny. I did you said four hours? I had
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  to go two and a half hours ago. Nah, we were almost do
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  you know that's a football game, NFL. It's the NFL game. I
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  think we did like fifteen out of eighteen of them. Oh, it was
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  almost done that. Yeah, it was just two years. No, it's
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  four of us, that's the problem. And the one another dude we were
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  playing, well, he was kind of cheeks, so you don't have to
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  wait for him. I can't find my ball, Yeah, ask me.
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  That's why messing up all drive. I'm not even gonna find it, was
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  gonna drop. I'm just gonna said, like I'm not wasting time. No,
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  you're gonna drop. I got a little so much pride when I was
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  on the course, I'm like, I'm gonna fine. This ship riding around,
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  I'm like, oh, here's my It was a whole what out of
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  eighteen? I think like fifteen? Did you finish fifteen? Yeah? We
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  finished like a total fifteen holes. Okay, so I had three more.
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  Yeah, y'all was out there four and a half hours. No, it
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  was like four hours. It was out there four hours and it was only
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  eighty percent done. Well that's because if we wanted to be done, we
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  could get done. But had four people in one person's ass and then floaded
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  up. We were still just like kind of lollygagging. Yeah. Like when
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  we started, like some people took some reshots like, oh, let me
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  hit this again. Looking around. You lose track of time, you really
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  do. Apparently Keenan doesn't, but but yeah I do. This is this
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  is why like games with a clock, you could set a timer for yourself.
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  Came for I just noticed all the games I don't all the sports I
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  don't like don't have clocks. What other sports, what other baseball, golf,
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  tennis? Clocks it's just no clocks, just funk around sports, just
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  all day, just no urgency. Tennis do be taking a long time.
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  It's a lot of game, a lot of games, funk around a lot
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  of sets. I can watch the tennis match. I would go watch one,
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  but I would watch watching that. I would watch get Us up to
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  the US Open. I'd watch Naomi. Yeah, if we want to celebrity
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  with celebrity spot and many other No, so that's why why there's only a
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  couple of only a handful of that really matter. Yeah, one the one
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  French nigga, he kind of old, but he still puts on the show
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  and the doll no feat, Yes, shut to the door, he'd be
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  fucking and one tennis. Yes, I've seen it. He's a very out
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  there winning bro. He's out there for fun at like thirty seven. He
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  is nice, but yeah he's old. But it's that ship's about dad if
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  it hasn't jumping over the net. Literally he spiking it and sh he said,
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  turn it up pure in the fucking racket into a makeshift pure. I'm
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  purest hate him. Suck on this serve. But the one guy from Australia
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  or New Zealand who are you talking about? The guy he'd be wearing like
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  his hat backwards curious. Yes, Yeah, he's nice, he's flashy,
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  he's young, he's all. He's not black, but he's like black adjacent.
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  Yeah, so he's easy to thick. He loves basketball, he's easy
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  to root for. He wears like wristbands and ship. He came out with
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  a Kobe jersey after he died. Yeah, he was out on the court
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  with that very nigga adjacent. He's easy to watch him easy rum just enough.
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  White people don't like him. He's too black for them. Hm,
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  they don't like that. He's good them. But other than that, I
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  uh, My family had a little like little cookies swap contest, Like we
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  were all supposed to make cookies, but my mom said it was a swap
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  of cookies. Thought, is this yeah exactly. I thought I was just
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  coming and get cookies. But you're like, oh, you didn't make a
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  cookie. What are you doing? Like you said we're swapping cookies. I
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  was. I thought I was pulling up and taking cookies. But whether there's
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  no swap. Brandy made cookies the cookies. I was coming to take the
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  cookies. She made some brown butter or salted brown butter chocolate chip cookies.
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  They were delicious. Some thought into that that sound good. I should have
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  brought some. You should have. There was only only one left and then
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  there's some a bunch of other cookies. But yeah, that was it nice.
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  Oh, Manchester United let me down. That was before the golf.
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  I just left. That's how I know. I was like, it depends
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  on how how the game is gonna go. I might leave early. I
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  left. I was like three zero. I don't need to watch anymore of
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  this. I'm out of here, not wasting anymore my time. Man City
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  even let me down recently too, so we have been I guess they're taking
• 28:15
  a ship as I like to go. Karma's coming back to get them.
• 28:19
  Please with this Karma thing. Well, you know, how was your weekend,
• 28:25
  Mike Wells? As you know, the glorious Liverpool is now top of
• 28:33
  the league, best team in the world, and that streak will continue on
• 28:41
  this on the On the weekend, we will extend our league. What's going
• 28:45
  on on the weekend we will be playing the damn the Red Devils of Manchester
• 28:51
  and it's gonna be a great time for for you. Maybe, yes,
• 28:56
  that's what I meant. Yeah, man, I'm excited. Should be a
• 29:00
  good game. When do we play? Is it Sunday? Sunday? I'm
• 29:03
  pretty sure alright, like twelve it's probably the main main event game three.
• 29:07
  Then I said eleven thirty, but it's the last game of the day,
• 29:12
  so it's sick right, Okay, get that over with the all eyes on
• 29:18
  me game. Yes, yeah, man, we were out here kind of
• 29:23
  hooping a little bit lately. Listen, God, you don't like soccer,
• 29:26
  I'm gonna get into a little three minutes soccer talk. Sorry. Yeah,
• 29:30
  Liverpool been hooping lately. They have, considering all the injuries they ever been
• 29:40
  doing. Our thing very pleasing. One loss all year one last, one
• 29:44
  loss all year. Still, you know, got players were looking at coming
• 29:51
  in in the summer. I saw with some guy that we tried to get
• 29:56
  him in the Jane in the he was like a Spanish dude. I forget.
• 30:04
  That's why I looked into him briefly. It's hard to keep up with
• 30:07
  the transfer stuff because it's just so many, so much it's made up.
• 30:11
  It's not it's made up, but it's like it's not like football where it's
• 30:18
  like all right, it's thirty two teams, thirty teams or whatever. Right,
• 30:22
  you can just it's easy to keep track of thirty teams, NBA thirty
• 30:26
  thirty two teams whatever. But soccer's like that's the whole world, Like the
• 30:33
  world. Yeah, anybody can end up anywhere. Like we was looking,
• 30:36
  we got a player from Columbia. Then it's a German player. Then it's
• 30:41
  like you got to keep tracking all that. I don't got time to look
• 30:45
  up all that ship and then like look up how good they are in their
• 30:48
  league and how that league might translate to the Premier League and m because like,
• 30:53
  okay, he's he's good in Brazil, but will that translate over here?
• 30:57
  Or he's good in the fucking in the Bundesliga. That usually works out
• 31:03
  well, but sometimes it doesn't. He's good in Serie I. I don't
• 31:06
  know this dude is coming up? Or ship he plays for fucking Lowton Town.
• 31:14
  He's Premier League but they're the bob of the barrel. But could he
• 31:17
  be a good player for a good team. It's so much and it's like
• 31:21
  the scouts, the scouting I would not would not and then you got the
• 31:26
  scouts. You're like, oh, here's this information, and the coach or
• 31:30
  whoever makes the decisions, like, nah, I want this player anyway,
• 31:34
  I was somewhere else to be nice. Yeah. Imagine like they sent you
• 31:41
  all the way to motherfucker to motherfucking Turkey to look at some defensive midfielder and
• 31:48
  you you've been went to dinner with him, you know his family, and
• 31:52
  then you get all that you spent like a month just looking at his league
• 31:56
  games, and you've been sitting on a barstool because that's all the shitty league
• 32:00
  and afford. You've been sitting on a creaky barstool and the stands looking at
• 32:02
  their games. And then you come back to your boss and his plush off
• 32:07
  as it goes, here's something like lacas time. This is his stastic looks
• 32:13
  like you'd be really good. I think we should put it offeren Nah,
• 32:16
  Now we're gonna go with this thirty eight year old our academy that we didn't
• 32:21
  even have to see you for it. He's been in our academy for years.
• 32:23
  We're just gonna give him a shot. We think John's better, we
• 32:27
  think Ricky's better. Ricky, Yeah, Ricky, he's free. We want
• 32:32
  me to know he's tight. He's tight. We sent you on all this.
• 32:42
  The bottle of is not cheap, right that it is. But but
• 32:50
  yeah, uh, Chelsea's in the mud and that's that's good. Shout to
• 32:53
  Sean. Shout to Seawan. Shout out to Carsado, you you whore.
• 32:59
  Shout out to my to my goat manager, Jurgen Klopp. Hasn't been three
• 33:02
  minutes yet. I had to listen to that. What Caitlyn, Uh,
• 33:07
  Caitlyn, I still had to listen to it. Fair enough, I had
• 33:13
  to listen to that. You could have went back to if she did a
• 33:15
  whole bunch of screens, maybe he could, she could score and you do
• 33:20
  qualities. Easily, could have went back to sleep, easy, could have
• 33:24
  went back to should have went back to remind me to say something about Sean
• 33:29
  when we're yeah, all right, so quick brief brief thing. Liverpool had
• 33:36
  been looking for a midfielder for a long time. Midfield has been trashed,
• 33:39
  old people, old guys. We've been letting go of new players haven't been
• 33:43
  looking good. We were in the market for a midfielder. One dude from
• 33:46
  another team named Carsado looks really He looked really, really, really really good.
• 33:52
  But he was kind of be an iffy on what team he wanted to
• 33:54
  go to. He said, for the longest time, for a for like
• 33:58
  a year, he's been in with Chelsea saying, hey, we'll do this,
• 34:01
  like hey, like kind of like an agreement but not an agreement.
• 34:06
  Hey, once I get out of this contract, I'm gonna fuck with y'all.
• 34:09
  But ain't signing nothing really like he kind of like playing around, pussy
• 34:14
  footing, pussy footing around it. So then Liverpool sweeps in one night,
• 34:17
  goes when I break up my girl, you know it's gonna be you and
• 34:21
  me girl, literally and we can't like with the deal boom, you know
• 34:28
  form Brisia romana, which is basically soccer shams soccer. Adam Schefter broke the
• 34:35
  deal Yellow Liverpool got swept in and got Cassado. I remember all the celebrations.
• 34:39
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, niggas making compilation videos of his passes and
• 34:44
  pass on the Liverpool. He'dn't been photo shopped in the Jersey. It's literally
• 34:50
  the soccer version. But a lesser extent of the fucking the Steve was that
• 34:55
  the Steve Nash Lakers one Chris Paul Niggers won. They announced it, and
• 35:01
  then they said, like all the excitement then for Brisia, ooh, he's
• 35:07
  actually having second thoughts. What oh god, that's Chelsea. What talking about
• 35:13
  ChEls? Like, nah, we're gonna we're gonna up the offer. They
• 35:16
  was like, up the off. Like then they paid him a stupid amount
• 35:20
  of money, right, stupid, Like here's ten more millions money they don't
• 35:23
  really have. Is the baby that they even have this money? Yeah?
• 35:28
  They did. They did some everybody they mama, no, they don't got
• 35:32
  this money. They hit us up, but they got they did something.
• 35:37
  They were giving out show hey with tiny contracts, funny money. We'll stretch
• 35:43
  your contract out over ten years. Yeah, we'll just pay you after you're
• 35:45
  done playing. I don't understand how that's even gonna work. But how's that
• 35:50
  allowed we'll get did you see that? Yeah, it's not ten it's twenty
• 35:53
  years. They said ten. It's ten years after he's done. So he
• 36:00
  plays, he plays for ten years, and he's saying, like the ten
• 36:02
  years after that, so it's a twenty year contract. Really yeah, I
• 36:07
  thought they said he's gonna get six hundred and eighty million, like right,
• 36:09
  no, no, he's not getting it. In a lump some No,
• 36:12
  so he plays for ten years for twenty million, and then six hundred eighty
• 36:15
  million over that following ten years after the initial ten that's still amazing, Yeah,
• 36:22
  it is, but what what did you think was gonna happen? A
• 36:25
  salary cap? So he signed a ten year, seven hundred million dollar deal.
• 36:30
  Can's confused for anybody who's not watching on YouTube. He signed a ten
• 36:34
  year, seven hundred million dollar deal. Yeah, so that is twenty twenty
• 36:38
  forward to thirty four pretty much. Right, So in the in that ten
• 36:44
  years, he's gonna make two million a year and defer sixty eight million every
• 36:47
  year, and then it will start in twenty forty four, twenty thirty four
• 36:55
  to twenty forty three, it'll be sixty eight million a year. Bobby Vanilla,
• 37:00
  you know why he would. But he's a good move because he's dodging
• 37:02
  those California Texes. Yeah. Yeah, and he's set and he set for
• 37:07
  lan. He has enough endorsement and everything. Hopefully he lived long enough to
• 37:10
  see that, because that's it's ten years, can twenty twenty. No,
• 37:14
  it's the large sum of his money is coming after those snow yeah, happening
• 37:17
  year eleven through twenty. Yeah, that's ten years. I'm just saying that's
• 37:23
  he still has enough money from sponsorships and everything else. It's been making money.
• 37:27
  Yeah, he's still gonna making a lot of money. Sure, but
• 37:32
  that don't mean nothing. Not wake up tomorrow to worry. But that's what
• 37:37
  I'm saying, is not changing anyot holding the largest lump sum to win.
• 37:43
  You're after the ten years, that's he's trying to have his team be better.
• 37:45
  Yeah, sure, but he want to win. Yeah, he'll start
• 37:50
  making money, hit it, I get it. That's just crazy. So
• 37:52
  thirty nine to forty nine, I would we thought about Vanilla contract a year
• 37:57
  while I'm playing. You know, I said, you're a Mets fan.
• 37:59
  Have you ever heard about even sure Bania Baniya. I'm sorry. So he's
• 38:04
  the guy he signed a contract with the Mets. I think he's I don't
• 38:07
  know when it expires. It's like it's coming up soon. But he's been
• 38:12
  getting it like a million dollars a year from them since like two thousand and
• 38:15
  one. Hey, bro, Lou Old Dang was on the contract with the
• 38:19
  Lakers where he played for the Lakers for like five second years and he was
• 38:22
  still getting paid Yeah, you get the same thing. That's your boy.
• 38:25
  Oh they continue until twenty thirty five. Huh, Bobby continues in twenty thirty
• 38:31
  five. I did not He's gonna mill and he stopped playing win. It's
• 38:36
  like one point four or something. Yeah, one every year, Bro,
• 38:38
  he can just he can like save it all up right before Boba Day and
• 38:43
  just blow it and just get it all Yeah, just put a one point
• 38:47
  one million dollar bar left, just get it all back. Sick. What
• 38:52
  is it? Sometime sometimes like April for at least two, two or three
• 38:57
  of the years, I'm putting a one point one million leg just to see
• 39:00
  how I think that's just one point two July. First, it was like
• 39:04
  the summer spring Man. That just proves that based on money is fake money
• 39:08
  is fake money money, it's just the history of all of this just sitting.
• 39:13
  So they got a b That's that's what it is. That's just crazy.
• 39:17
  So it just all depends on your ownership and your team much they're willing
• 39:22
  to spend crazy stuff. So now it gives a Dodgers ten years to bring
• 39:28
  in whoever half a billion, somebody will be in there sucking hell of dick.
• 39:37
  He's gonna make this money. The owner of the Dodgers gonna be on
• 39:40
  them knee. Dodgers fans are about tired of Mookie Betts. So I don't
• 39:45
  know who the fucking I don't know anything about any of this, but a
• 39:47
  right, I don't know. They about tired of that team that they got
• 39:52
  picture with sus That's why didn't make it as part as m J. Before
• 39:54
  this, they were praying. They were praying for something to happen. They
• 39:58
  got their prayer, the prayers answer. He just got Tommy Johnson. He's
• 40:00
  not gonna I know, he can't even pitch for like two years, not
• 40:02
  gonna pitch next year. The nigga that just signed, he's got Tommy john
• 40:07
  y' know the games. They gave that money to a two way player who's
• 40:12
  only gonna play one way all next season. They gave seven hundred million dollars
• 40:16
  to a nigga that's not even it's only gonna be fifty max effectiveness. But
• 40:22
  his everybody, he's the best baseball player to ever live. Like probably he
• 40:29
  might go down, he's gonna he is the best, Like you very Japanese
• 40:37
  Cybor. He is the step above that. He's doing what everybody else is
• 40:39
  doing he's He's a he is a blue lobster. No one does what he
• 40:45
  does. So like even him being at fifty percent, everybody else's one hundred
• 40:49
  and fifty percent. He can wake up and hit a home run, bro
• 40:52
  like he is like him, just hitting is perfectly fine. Yeah, he
• 40:55
  could be a designated hit he's still and be one of the best players in
• 40:59
  the league. That's how good he is that he can pitch like that to
• 41:04
  do. Imagine the best soccer player, who's the best soccer player in the
• 41:06
  world or ever team. Uh here, let's just say Messi for okay,
• 41:13
  So let's say okay, so let's say Messy. Let's say Messi was the
• 41:15
  best goalkeeper of all time, the best striking and the best striker and then
• 41:23
  also turns around and the goal keeps there. Baseball and he literally does this
• 41:30
  actively. Well now not with the Tommy John, but he was hitting home
• 41:34
  runs and then turning around and striking out eight people. It was like,
• 41:37
  what the fuck? People strike out niggas that didn't hit the whole And then
• 41:40
  yes, he would be responsible for offense and defense. He's that good.
• 41:45
  So yeah, yeah, okay, So basically Liverpool wanted this, dude,
• 41:52
  Okay, he said no, it's almost done. He's almost done. Okay,
• 41:55
  so Liverpool, he says, he basically said no, and he's on
• 42:00
  the team that he wanted and they fucking suck. And then they asked the
• 42:02
  coach of our coach about He was like, yeah, glad that didn't work
• 42:06
  out, but he basically said the bullet there. How's he doing on Chelsea
• 42:12
  right now? He fucking sucks. He's not. Oh, the team suck.
• 42:14
  The team sucks. Yeah, he doesn't suck, and he's not.
• 42:16
  He does. He doesn't suck, but he's not doing nearly as well as
• 42:21
  he Yeah, well the team sucks. So it's like, how much more
• 42:24
  he got where he wanted to be. He got his money, but he
• 42:28
  chose that ass team. Bitch ass so I wish well he kind of James
• 42:35
  Hardens what happened, man, He chose this, like Joe, so stand
• 42:39
  on it, eat it, stand on it, stay on the bitch.
• 42:45
  Speaking speaking of fat athletes, I thought Elsie's week was next. Uh.
• 42:52
  Fat athletes wanted, Okay, you're gonna talk about that, You're gonna talk
• 42:55
  about that belly bounced. He's fat. Every restaurant in New Orleans. Can't
• 43:04
  wait till they say he ate the whole table, and I quote, they
• 43:08
  should eat the table. This was public. He's like, just look it
• 43:15
  up, Steve. I'll tell you. I'll tell you to tell you this.
• 43:19
  He's going up the court, his stomach going one way, and it's
• 43:22
  behind going the other one, and the three of them going the other.
• 43:24
  Now the professional athlete, that's not good. They going in they're killing him,
• 43:31
  but he deserves it. But but yeah, I'll make it quick.
• 43:36
  So yeah, my week was cool. Still recovering from surgery. This's my
• 43:38
  first time out the house since surgery. So I got surgery on Monday,
• 43:44
  December fourth. It was quick. So they said surgery is gonna be forty
• 43:49
  five minutes. It was actually like twenty what Yeah, they were bro.
• 43:53
  My surgeon came in, dapped me up. He was like, let me
• 43:57
  see le wrote on it, and he said we're gonna start now. It
• 43:59
  was like I got there at five thirty am. I was in surgery by
• 44:02
  seven fifteen at the latest. Sounds like a long time, but not really.
• 44:07
  Everything was like it was moving. Did the surgery got home. I
• 44:14
  was out of it all day because the anesthesia. They gave me, like
• 44:17
  I think when we looked at my my chart, they gave me like fifteen
• 44:20
  different medicines like while I was getting surgery. Okay, so that was kind
• 44:24
  of crazy. Wasn't really expecting that. So yeah, I literally couldn't stay
• 44:29
  awake, like people were calling me. I was phone with sleep on the
• 44:30
  phone. Not enough, not enough, bro. But that ship they said
• 44:35
  it last twenty four hours. It lasted until about sometime that night. Could
• 44:39
  not go to sleep. I needed to. My medicine is like some type
• 44:43
  of it's talent off mixed with codine. Yeah, so that's that. So
• 44:49
  I have that and it's strong. It's strong, like it just puts me
• 44:52
  to sleep, to be honest, like I it doesn't like the pain goes
• 44:54
  away. But I'm just more tired than anything that's not even this strong.
• 44:57
  Yeah, I ain't that shit. It's strong enough. I was doing that
• 45:00
  for probably like three days because I couldn't sleep, so I was taking it
• 45:04
  at night and then taking it sometimes during the day. Now I don't have
• 45:07
  to take anything pretty much. I can walk on my leg, but I
• 45:13
  still need my crutches. I get my stitches taken out next Wednesday. I
• 45:16
  have staples too. They did, they did more surgery. I think they
• 45:20
  I think they there was something with the actual tendon itself. Did they tell
• 45:23
  you that? At first? I never got an MRI, so they were
• 45:28
  like, yeah, it's the Peller fracture. But I think they did some
• 45:31
  type of surgery on my tendon as well. But they didn't tell you that.
• 45:35
  I mean I found out afterwards. Oh so they did. They did.
• 45:38
  They did, so I think they did something after checking my chart again
• 45:43
  because when I because when I came in, because when I came in that
• 45:47
  day, they were like, yeah, you're here for teller or what are
• 45:51
  you here for. I'm like Teller fracture, like Peteller tendon as well,
• 45:54
  right, I was like, hmm, they just told me a fracture,
• 45:59
  So I mean, I guess it makes sense. I guess it does make
• 46:00
  sense. It's the whole area. So I don't know. I can I
• 46:04
  can definitely feel like there's stables like on the side of my knee. They
• 46:06
  didn't go straight up like something on the side I haven't unwrafted, so I
• 46:09
  have no idea what my kneeless like. I mean, for my surgery,
• 46:13
  they went through the side. They don't just like they didn't slice open the
• 46:15
  topic for my brothers. It's straight slice to the middle line, bro.
• 46:20
  And but it's eight years so that's a huge difference in medicine terms. So
• 46:27
  yeah, that was that. So just slowly recovering. I can drive sometime
• 46:31
  like in January maybe, Okay, So I'm gonna start djaying again this weekend,
• 46:36
  so that would be the first time I'll be out doing stuff nice.
• 46:38
  But yeah, literally one day at a time like this is it has not
• 46:42
  been fun. It's not don't break your potell, Yeah, don't break your
• 46:45
  patiller. But I mean some people just kind of just happens randomly, like
• 46:49
  me. But some people have to tell ruptures and they don't know it,
• 46:52
  like they're tent to the tendon. Like if you're a knee hurts, like
• 46:54
  in that little area right there, you could have a rupture right to telling
• 46:59
  right underneath knee. You feel like achiness because I had it, But I
• 47:01
  was just like, but if you got that, it could be a rupture
• 47:06
  and it could tear. If it tears, she ain't fun. But oh
• 47:09
  no, I'm good. I'm recovering on time. Good, good to hear
• 47:15
  good, it's gonna be out of the house. Good to see you.
• 47:17
  I was gonna stirt crazy that I ain't never I knew you would used to
• 47:22
  be. I'm never home. I'm never not doing something. Bro. I
• 47:25
  can't. I can't just get up and go down. Bro, it's a
• 47:30
  lesson, right. God was like, yeah, you need to you doing
• 47:35
  way too much. So I was, uh, you know, spending time
• 47:38
  with my family so cool, okay, yeah, literally, yeah, yeah,
• 47:50
  yeah, no, shout out to my mom. She gonna take care
• 47:51
  of me. My brothers, oh so straight though, I'm a family gossip,
• 47:54
  can I hear? Thankfully? Thankfully it's not the king. Oh my
• 47:59
  god, cousin, cousin, shall bring it again. We're talking about this
• 48:06
  yesterday. But now I'm getting to the point where they just don't even bother
• 48:09
  me anymore, Like it just leave me alone, like just leave the house
• 48:12
  pie. Like everybody's like, yeah, your medicine on the table, We're
• 48:15
  all leaving. I'm like, all right, cool in my room. So
• 48:20
  time for a perky jerk falling asleep crazy, see you bust before you fall
• 48:28
  asleep, racing the clock, racing, but it's gonna be a photo finish.
• 48:38
  Those make up rusty though, doesn't even make me feel hot. It
• 48:44
  just makes me go to sleep unfortunately. So it's not like I'm off a
• 48:46
  perk and none. I'm just out of it. Just sleep. Why can't
• 48:50
  I separate my fingers? You not a real geeker, That's what I'm not
• 48:52
  a real geeker. It's like, yeah, and I take the I take
• 48:55
  the dose thats prescribed. If I took one more of those, maybe now
• 49:00
  you probably be two and a half said it two. I don't know,
• 49:07
  but yeah, I don't want to keep taking him, so I it was
• 49:10
  just like DEPEND didn't want them to go to sleep. I got you because
• 49:14
  I'm I don't have insomnia, so that's good. Yeah, but I'm straight
• 49:16
  though, mm hmm. Yeah, it's been an interested in an at least
• 49:22
  bet real quick. Mom's cool, you got you got something that you said.
• 49:30
  You had other things about your week. Now, Mike gave a forty
• 49:32
  minutes talk abou soccer, but this week nobody can Okay, okay, Yeah,
• 49:39
  I spent a couple of hours in the stuff here in the city in
• 49:43
  New York. Have y'alllready been to the edge in New York? The edge
• 49:49
  of New York, No, the edge of the building. Yeah, you
• 49:51
  know what that is. That's the one of the leaning the leanings on right.
• 49:52
  Yes, yeah, I haven't been there, but I know that I
• 49:55
  leaning building in New York. No, No, it's like it's the tallest
• 49:59
  option. You shouldn't deck like in the Chicago has one right westernphere where are
• 50:07
  we where in the Western So it's like one hundred and ten FLOORI one hundred
• 50:13
  eleven floors up whatever it is, and you go outside it's like just class
• 50:19
  mm hmm. It doesn't sound fun to me. There's parts of the floor
• 50:22
  that was just class overlook the road. Yeah I don't need that. I'm
• 50:28
  okay. But there's also like this crazy thing you can go up on top
• 50:30
  and like lean and lean in the in. The ship was out there at
• 50:37
  night, so we did do that. That's even worse. That's what we
• 50:38
  did it. But I want to do that ship during the day either.
• 50:43
  I definitely do that ship. So yeah, I was up there. That
• 50:45
  ship was crazy. But fuckings like kids are like literally laying on the glass
• 50:51
  part like looking at it like yeah, like y'all kids have No I haven't
• 50:57
  seen no movies or nothing. I haven't seen any finals in not one of
• 51:00
  the final one of the final destinations made me look at everything funny. Everyone
• 51:07
  no longer behind with the logs, no logs, crazy poles, wires anything.
• 51:15
  I get the bridges as fast as I can. I mean I was
• 51:19
  never gonna do that, but definitely never doing the tanning booth. Yeah,
• 51:22
  yeah, burn up fucking going to the dentists is scary. Yeah. The
• 51:28
  eye doctor with the fucking laser eye never getting laser. I don't want that
• 51:32
  to happen. Yeah. I would say I'm gonna stay away from maail guns,
• 51:36
  but I actually shut myself and with anl gun once. Huh, I
• 51:39
  talked about that. That did? Okay? Then you do? How did
• 51:46
  you? I was you doing twirls with it? No? So I thought
• 51:51
  the nel was gonna come out the opposite side and like the ship like like
• 51:54
  shooting, like it's hard to squeeze the things against my looks like, oh
• 52:00
  you press it up against your like for leverage. Yeah, this nigga home
• 52:05
  alone himself the r So how did that go? Like? I didn't go
• 52:15
  away and it was a little one as soon it was just a brad nailer.
• 52:22
  You just took it out, like yeah, I just took it out,
• 52:25
  went by my business. Okay, okay, like side of the cap,
• 52:34
  you don't have nerves there or something no hurt like about it. But
• 52:38
  like I just popped it out and went by my whin a by my day
• 52:43
  that had me out of passed out, you know me and now nail and
• 52:51
  the knee just showed to the hospital hospital like lett still on the knee.
• 52:59
  Then I didn't get it to myself. The poor bleach on me they put
• 53:04
  it. They called me a niggas some way say it was to prove it
• 53:15
  nogat the two degrees with a ten degree win child. But I know I
• 53:20
  needed my I needed Miami and Chibata. They looked at me, they say,
• 53:22
  ain't you that Empire nigga because race is recognized because races secondary character the
• 53:30
  Empire, and you would a gay nigga from Empire, Like what the fuck?
• 53:35
  Like aren't you aren't you homosexual actor from the critical They acclaimed African American
• 53:40
  show Empire Sorry, starring Terrence Howard started off Flow and iron Man's Terrence Howard
• 53:53
  Only iron Man won't though also also also starring those co star co star the
• 54:00
  Lovely with his figure up like this, that's a cool story. Who's the
• 54:07
  mom in em it? Right? Man? You want to talk about the
• 54:10
  show that I just was going here and just like I never watched it.
• 54:15
  It was good when it like when it started, but then the writers just
• 54:17
  started doing coked. Why would you the other nigga from Empire, the little
• 54:21
  one he got he caught a charge at charge, the wrapping nigga, Right,
• 54:27
  yeah, he caught a charge. I forget what he did. I
• 54:29
  don't know if he beat up his girlfriend. It was suthing along those lines
• 54:31
  where it was like, stop putting your hands on your women's shot touching women
• 54:37
  for another one or just the Yeah, I mean that's better. It's better
• 54:43
  than puppies. Okay, he walked me into that. I couldn't help it.
• 54:51
  It was too easy. Yeah, you want doing, you don't do
• 55:01
  a little misogyny again, I'm a Talian. You want dying. But speaking
• 55:09
  of crazy jokes, I'm sorry. It just put me under there. Did
• 55:13
  y'all see and Andrew Schultz shouls thing a couple of last week with the Asian
• 55:19
  people, Yes, yeah, that was a good joke. Y'all didn't see
• 55:22
  this Asian person somebody going to the war. I think it was with China
• 55:25
  and South Korea. No, China and oh Taiwan. That's what it was.
• 55:31
  He said, if we go to war, He's like, how the
• 55:34
  funk have we got another difference between y'all and the Chinese people. He wasn't
• 55:45
  seriously, I was like, oh God, but the Taiwanese people there were
• 55:49
  crying, right it was. It was a really good joke. That was
• 55:51
  pretty funny. Did you see the one about the guy sitting in the front
• 55:52
  row? He said something else that was so so. The guy was sitting
• 55:57
  up there with a walking stick and he was like, is that a blind
• 56:00
  walking stick? It was like yeah. He was like, you blind bitch,
• 56:05
  you over here stealing seats and you can't even see the ship. It
• 56:08
  was like, your ass could have been up in the noseblease that told your
• 56:12
  ass was under front. You over there looking at the speaker, think that's
• 56:15
  my god, looking at the blind bit you blind. Being blind and having
• 56:21
  a front row seat is very it's very that's a flex. It is a
• 56:23
  flex, exactly. It's something. But I got a better seat. Thing,
• 56:28
  I got a better seat. Thing. You can't see ship, but
• 56:29
  I know where I'm at though I can't ship, but I know I'm in
• 56:34
  the front. Oh my god. So the thing I was meaning to mention
• 56:37
  about Sean, so I guess I could say it on here. So Seawn's
• 56:42
  boss last Thursday brought in Thanksgiving leftovers last Thursday. Huh, yes, this
• 56:53
  past Thursday, This past Thursday, like this past Thursday was already December December
• 56:58
  seventh, Thanksgiving leftovers. That's nasty as hell. No, Yeah, shipping,
• 57:05
  pooping jail, that's disgusting, bro, you make well. We we
• 57:12
  all know what Sean does for a living. Yeah, he's a very smart
• 57:15
  man. His boss makes too much money to be giving leftovers for two weeks.
• 57:22
  That's nasty, bro. December seventh, you get, You get Thanksgiving
• 57:25
  left three days, four days. Match you have the weekend that Sunday.
• 57:31
  After Sunday, there's no more Thanksgiving food Giving will give you. I will
• 57:36
  give you Monday and Tuesday morning. At the I'm not saying I do that
• 57:40
  take Sometimes there's that much food. I don't give a fuck how much food's
• 57:45
  left. If I talked to you on Tuesday after days Giving, tell me
• 57:52
  I had I had about the of the hand that was left. It's going
• 57:54
  now, everything's going. If you tell me, I'm about to heat up
• 57:58
  these leftovers because depending on what it was, they started prepping at Tuesday Wednesday,
• 58:05
  so the food's a week old, a couple of days. The food's
• 58:09
  a week old a couple of days, a couple of days, but it
• 58:12
  wasn't fully cooked until the Thursday. Maybe it's been in rotation. It's been
• 58:15
  in rotation since Tuesday. It's been rotations exposed. I'm all for Sunday being
• 58:21
  the last day. I will give you those additional forty eight album. I'm
• 58:23
  not going to explain your laundry here who which both sides the two negroes in
• 58:30
  the back, well, the two negroes in the back, saying, it's
• 58:35
  just certain things that you should not be keeping things. What is like time
• 58:38
  after cook like because it's been a refrigerator like, what's the what's the ill?
• 58:43
  The ill is that you've had something since Thursday Thursday. Food does not,
• 58:51
  especially cooked food, it shouldn't be consumed past two or three days in
• 58:58
  the refrigerator seventy two hours. I personally, it's subjective. Sure, even
• 59:04
  if you made it but Thursday, even because people especially we like to think
• 59:10
  refrigerator in the freezer is a hyperbaric fucking chamber of keep of food that keeps
• 59:16
  food forever. But food typically shouldn't be even with the help of refrigeration.
• 59:25
  Shouldn't be past seventy two hours. It said three to four days in the
• 59:30
  refrigerator. After that risk of food poison goes up. I'm giving you four
• 59:34
  max. That's it. I'll give you Thursday, Friday, Saturday and a
• 59:37
  half four day. That's no day. Who out here giving six? Yeah,
• 59:43
  Fridays, today, Sunday, No, No, no Thursday, because
• 59:45
  no, I don't count Thanksgiving Day. That's not a leftover Friday, Saturday,
• 59:51
  Saturday, Monday. It come out if it comes out the oven Thursday
• 59:53
  at night. That's Friday night is day one. Tuesday morning. All that
• 59:58
  ship better be gone, all of it, all of it Monday. Throw
• 1:00:04
  it out when you get home from work. If you want it should not
• 1:00:07
  see Monday night foot It should be going anyway. That food shouldn't see Monday
• 1:00:13
  night football. Nope, Nope, it can't. It can't. And if
• 1:00:17
  you're there, if that food sees chuck and shocking the niggas on Tuesday night,
• 1:00:22
  go to jail prison. But the habit of the following if you have
• 1:00:28
  that much food. That means one, it's two things. You cook too
• 1:00:30
  much food. You cook too much food, food is nasty. Nobody wanted
• 1:00:34
  facts. Either you cook way too much food or the food is nasty.
• 1:00:37
  And if you shouldn't have enough food after the biggest eating day of the year,
• 1:00:44
  Ham don't make it. Make it the Friday night. Ham doesn't even
• 1:00:47
  look right after it gets Mac doesn't make it to no fucking Friday night.
• 1:00:52
  Mom, Mom's got to make a new thing of mac on Friday to eat
• 1:00:55
  the left doors. That sounds like generous. That's a good one. My
• 1:01:01
  mom would never do anything with my mom, So it just sounds like I
• 1:01:04
  need to come to your house on Fridays. Yeah, on Friday every Friday.
• 1:01:07
  Ye you if you get to play them big niggas over there, not
• 1:01:14
  half a box and cheese? Oh you you look so you eat grapefruit,
• 1:01:21
  but you don't like mac and your taste. Butt starting to sound like,
• 1:01:25
  what's going on? Baby? What's what's what's up? What? What what
• 1:01:28
  is it about? I don't like what don't you? Jeez? You don't
• 1:01:30
  like pleasure? I just never had it. I never be like, let
• 1:01:35
  me get some mac and cheese. Never. You just never wanted it.
• 1:01:39
  You know what, I never wanted it. I'm not I'm not no,
• 1:01:44
  I'm not talking about now. I got to take it up with him.
• 1:01:46
  Why are you, as an elder brother, let him go around ask you
• 1:01:52
  to try You don't know? You don't you shove it down his throat?
• 1:01:55
  Hoole? What what? What dude? Food have you ever wanted? Mm
• 1:02:04
  hm, that's the thing. He like, Like I've had this conversation with
• 1:02:07
  him. It sounds like saying, she gave you grapefruit the first time.
• 1:02:10
  My grandfather shove it in your throat the kid like we ate that ship as
• 1:02:15
  kids. You didn't have mac and cheese a kid, He definitely did.
• 1:02:17
  Like that's what I'm saying. Like at a point he grew up and like
• 1:02:21
  stopped decided. Yeah, so you said, I'm gonna continue to eat grapefruit
• 1:02:27
  with the grapefruit mac and cheese, and I'm gonna stop. You must have
• 1:02:30
  had a bad mac and cheese one time. He was like, I don't
• 1:02:32
  like that and just stop eating this. Someone slappy with a pan of mac
• 1:02:35
  and cheese. Bow. I just don't know. I just he just stop
• 1:02:40
  stop rocking with it. Mac and cheese mukbank Patreon. Yeah, okay,
• 1:02:45
  we're gonna have five different mac and cheeses. I'm asking my mom to makes
• 1:02:47
  mac and cheese and that's going trump everything. I made some mac and cheese
• 1:02:52
  on Saturday. Oh my goodness, I was whole weekend. They have a
• 1:02:54
  nice little baked, crusty, nice little men in a half broiled at the
• 1:03:00
  top. And okay, I was out there screaming ass for mac and cheese
• 1:03:10
  in it right now because we had a Sunday dinner. Thanks, no,
• 1:03:15
  no, no, after said I made a chuck roast and my aunt made
• 1:03:19
  some mac and cheese. You made the chuck ROAs where you put it in
• 1:03:22
  chuck roast? I baked it beef so I pants heared it and then baked
• 1:03:28
  it in uh uh crock pot. Mm hmm. I should punch you in
• 1:03:32
  the neck. Why. I feel like you either got to go on a
• 1:03:36
  crop pot or Dutch oven. That's two options. To sit in the juices.
• 1:03:39
  No, no, it's sat in the juices and the oven. It
• 1:03:44
  was an oven for four hours, just like a baking sheet, like a
• 1:03:47
  pan. No, because it was like a I think are you talking about
• 1:03:52
  the Dutch oven? Is it ceramic or like I was actually gonna use the
• 1:03:58
  Dutch oven, but it was it was just like something and I just covered
• 1:04:01
  it. Okay, close enough, ship opened that bitch up. I stuck
• 1:04:06
  my forking ship hit the bottom. I was like, I love it through.
• 1:04:12
  I was like, oh god, damn, I just want to pick
• 1:04:15
  it up and squeeze it. That's how he's washing. Juices go through his
• 1:04:19
  hands. That's what he was doing with his pork shoulder. He just put
• 1:04:25
  the gloves on. Yeah, he pulled the bone out. It is.
• 1:04:30
  It's like that don't come out. The bone is free that that ship fall
• 1:04:36
  off the bone every time. I'm like, I know he ain't give nobody
• 1:04:39
  no free, never give no, don't fall charge handsomely for that ship.
• 1:04:45
  Speaking of m J, I just that last touchdown the package scored. He's
• 1:04:50
  in the background. He's like at the goal line and you can see that
• 1:04:54
  nigga run away. He like backed up about to get his trying to feel
• 1:05:01
  like the nigga I got his leg broken? Yeah, fuck that, yo,
• 1:05:04
  the nigga, Yeah got his leg broken. All you got was the
• 1:05:06
  album Kamara Jersey, Sorry my boy. I would be sick, bro,
• 1:05:11
  What the fun I'm gonna do with album America three sell it for what nigga
• 1:05:17
  back to it quick? Somebody somebody buy it. If somebody buys an Alphamara
• 1:05:24
  jersey, I do not want to Albu Kamara jersey. If this nigga snaps
• 1:05:27
  my leg and half nah, I want Alva Kamara money. Yeah, m
• 1:05:31
  hmm yeah from the Saints. I don't need it directly from him, just
• 1:05:35
  anybody team. Yeah, break me off something. Buddy ain't paying him,
• 1:05:41
  Like that's your job. You should have moved quicker. I mean, I'm
• 1:05:44
  sure he has getting sorts under them. Right they have to, I would
• 1:05:47
  hope. So they have to, right, Yeah, or they do now
• 1:05:51
  because I didn't go suit the funk out of them. If they don't,
• 1:05:55
  yeah they don't. Yeah yeah crazy work with top Boy to go crazy.
• 1:06:00
  Oh speaking of food, we got more heat for Zion or we just we're
• 1:06:02
  gonna let that little segment be it not. Zion is probably one of the
• 1:06:05
  most frustrating athletes in the past decade. For real, like he was so
• 1:06:12
  dominant in high school and then in college. To see him fall off the
• 1:06:15
  way that he is falling off, just based off the fact that it's his
• 1:06:19
  work ethic in the way, Like it's just his personality in the way,
• 1:06:25
  and like to have this happen after you're already coming back to the game,
• 1:06:29
  What the fuck are you all right? Nah Na Timberwols halftime performer fell when
• 1:06:38
  when he was bouncing on the balls and just something different. Did somebody else
• 1:06:42
  just to that ship? Yeah, somebody else did this one here it was
• 1:06:50
  looking real good. And Okay, that's that's a tough that's hard to do.
• 1:06:56
  It's definitely hard to honestly, to be honest, Yeah, no,
• 1:07:02
  Zion is just just frustrated. But like something like being in shape is something
• 1:07:08
  very controllable, like if you have like a shooting slump, Okay, if
• 1:07:12
  you have you know if you can if you can't, if you have a
• 1:07:15
  lands frank injury or something like that, you can't help that. But this
• 1:07:19
  is something very very much in your control. And the fact that we hear
• 1:07:24
  news like the front office is telling him to get in better shape and he's
• 1:07:28
  not listening. That's just a crazy report. And it's the fact that it's
• 1:07:32
  very visible, like we can see that he is visibly out of shape and
• 1:07:36
  visibly fact I mean, he's not having a bad season though, yeah,
• 1:07:44
  exactly, and he's still sustainable. Like it's not like he's playing horrible,
• 1:07:48
  but he's not playing like like I forget who said it, but he's not
• 1:07:51
  the best player on the team right now. And then CJ McCollums better than
• 1:07:56
  him too, Like, why are you the third best player when you should
• 1:07:59
  be the best player. I don't know about that. But he's not fulfilling
• 1:08:01
  his potential being out of shape, not at all. Man, he's the
• 1:08:04
  third option putting a cap on yourself for no reason, third option for liking
• 1:08:11
  food too much. I guess, hey, man, you just gotta get
• 1:08:13
  out of there. You can like food as much as you want. You
• 1:08:15
  just gotta work it off. It worked. You just gotta have the work
• 1:08:19
  ethic of hebi. He just has to learn the first bite is like the
• 1:08:24
  same taste as the last bite. The last bite is less than the first
• 1:08:31
  bite because the first bill I ain't never heard of. If you have a
• 1:08:35
  piece of like a big pie, it's all the same flavor it is.
• 1:08:41
  You don't have to eat the whole pie. What are you gaining from that?
• 1:08:43
  You're just having the same favor over and over and over again. With
• 1:08:45
  that clearly this concept like maybe you needed, you want to why don't we
• 1:08:55
  stop? There's still more pie? Why are you gonna stop? It's more
• 1:09:00
  to be had, like finished, Mike gonna be looking at his next mail,
• 1:09:03
  be like now needed different, It's gonna taste the same, and he
• 1:09:06
  gonna put it to the side. I'm like, this is the same bite
• 1:09:12
  more bites. Why wouldn't more bites? But why do you more? Until
• 1:09:16
  I feel fulfilled? Me? One? Eat two? It is gone?
• 1:09:23
  Me me finished food on filling on plate, Put less food on your plate?
• 1:09:27
  Me? Honkey, do you update? Stephen A and Shannon were a
• 1:09:31
  little crazy for no. Bully him until it works. And also I think
• 1:09:35
  he needs to get traded out of New Orleans. Probably does or doesn't does
• 1:09:40
  too much gumbo, too much gumb No, I mean not even that,
• 1:09:42
  Like it's just the fact that this this relationship isn't working. What are you
• 1:09:46
  gonna say, Like, you're gonna defend the big as a fellow it's not
• 1:09:49
  working as a fellow big back. There's nothing he can do. What you're
• 1:09:54
  gonna say, it's not it's not the region, like, oh, it's
• 1:09:58
  the gumbo to another team, it would be another food. But If he
• 1:10:02
  goes to just six Ers, it'll be cheese steaks. I think it just
• 1:10:05
  goes out of New Orleans. If he goes to Portland, it will be
• 1:10:11
  what whatever the food popular food and I know for food there in Portland,
• 1:10:15
  Heroin he might need some. It'll he needs a Heroin, but not because
• 1:10:23
  of the culture of the food. He just needs to get out of New
• 1:10:26
  Orleans because this organization isn't doing it for him. They need him on the
• 1:10:29
  South Beach. T get him in Miami. No, he wouldn't culture now,
• 1:10:32
  he would hate it they have they have They literally have like a body
• 1:10:36
  fat percentage requirement. He can't even he's not even in shape. He wouldn't.
• 1:10:40
  He wouldn't dress for the for a season. Who will to go there
• 1:10:45
  be red shirted because of that? Yeah, I think it was calar No.
• 1:10:50
  I think it was kingy of Martin, fakeig. King Martin was about
• 1:10:54
  to go and he was like, Kyl, his ass is just muscle.
• 1:10:58
  Yeah, the muscle should be asked steal you got buns of steel? You
• 1:11:02
  you you slap it in your handshakes. I thought it was gonna like Slimm
• 1:11:17
  in a metal Battle of Ground. I feel thought it was gonna be luscious.
• 1:11:25
  Why, I don't know. I would like to see him get traded.
• 1:11:33
  I don't know. It's hard to see a good fit for him though.
• 1:11:38
  No one attended but the Knicks maybe maybe yeah. But he needs he
• 1:11:45
  just needs a wake up call, like yo, Like your NBA career is
• 1:11:48
  like fading before your eyes, even though it might not be it's not,
• 1:11:53
  but it's his production. His productivity is so like his value is you know
• 1:11:58
  what I'm saying, His value as a player is eating. But he's still.
• 1:12:00
  He's still. But it's just the fact that he gets away with the
• 1:12:02
  ship because she's a fucking freak. Like he was still a little explosive.
• 1:12:05
  He had plays, but he's visibly so out of shape compared everybody else in
• 1:12:12
  the court. It's kind of crazy. Himself compared himself in he's gassed.
• 1:12:15
  There's a lot of he's grabbing like three boards a game like you, nigga,
• 1:12:18
  you have like a forty five minutes vertical, Why are you grabbing three
• 1:12:20
  boards? Sending the Memphis him and John mhmm. Number of guns and hookers
• 1:12:27
  up there barbecue when Ingram and Zion where they were doing the presser and they
• 1:12:32
  were like, you know, the winner gets five hundred thousand dollars, right,
• 1:12:35
  and they're like, well, what are you guys gonna do if you
• 1:12:36
  win it? He just looked atach others and just because fucking nasty escort,
• 1:12:44
  they're going to Bible study, Like, nigga, you have a you have
• 1:12:47
  you have a women addiction and a food addiction. She helped the be the
• 1:12:54
  guy you thought we thought we were gonna got crazy vices. He has the
• 1:12:58
  worst vices. Niggas like food and bbls bro true life. I'm addicted to
• 1:13:05
  BBL and the way I cope with it is eating and like shake shack and
• 1:13:15
  ass crack? Is that tote that down? Yeah? Right, that shake
• 1:13:19
  shack? That's the title what an unserious young man wish onim the best?
• 1:13:28
  We want to talk about some of these topics we got sure because that's a
• 1:13:30
  amount and I guess I'm very interesting. I mean, that's tackle the list.
• 1:13:35
  Oh yeah, the first one m J would put that. I don't
• 1:13:39
  know what he was talking about. I feel like the talented but annoying.
• 1:13:43
  There's a lot of people going off in the discord about Yeah. Some people
• 1:13:47
  in the YouTube comments as well are you gonna which one you're gonna pull the
• 1:13:50
  discord discord, I pull up the YouTube. I've seen a couple, so
• 1:13:55
  we wanted to save this for you so you to be her cuse we felt
• 1:13:59
  like you might have a few and on your heart. Yeah. So,
• 1:14:05
  I don't know why I thought of this. I think there was a couple
• 1:14:09
  people I was thinking of, and I was like, there's a lot of
• 1:14:12
  people that fit into this category of talented but annoying. And what I say
• 1:14:17
  that, I mean people that are inherently very very talented people, but sometimes
• 1:14:26
  they're so annoying it's overshadowed that their talent gets overshadowed and then sometimes understated or
• 1:14:33
  underappreciated. Now, I have quite a few in my honestly, your personal
• 1:14:42
  one personal me personally, I have a few, But the one that came
• 1:14:45
  to me immediately I have won Azalea banks Man. That's a good one,
• 1:14:55
  she said, But she at this point, she's so much more annoying than
• 1:14:58
  she has talented. Yeah, but using the talented though she don't use her
• 1:15:01
  talent. She's too busy living being annoying. And even when she used her
• 1:15:05
  talent, she's like still being annoying while using the talent. It's like you
• 1:15:10
  can't even use it. Your talent annoying, Like she can really rap like
• 1:15:13
  shep and she can sing, and she can sing like she's a talent,
• 1:15:15
  like really can make really good music. She should be in that conversation.
• 1:15:20
  She could if she wasn't annoying. Of course, she's a rich She's literally
• 1:15:30
  a witch. She's a brew, Yeah, she does brew. She be
• 1:15:34
  burning chickens and closets and ship. She buried a chicken and a chicken boat,
• 1:15:39
  like she bury chickens. Like she had a closet. She showed it.
• 1:15:44
  She had a closet in her house or apartment wherever she was living at
• 1:15:46
  and it was just burnt, like it's a burnt closet and just feathers and
• 1:15:49
  ship. She literally is burning chickens. Bro She's sick. But outside of
• 1:15:56
  that, she's just an annoying person. She kind of like she has like
• 1:15:58
  a lot of hate in her heart. I think because there was a lot
• 1:16:01
  of hate towards her, so I think the only way she knows that her
• 1:16:03
  combat that is just kind of like hate back, hate back. It's kind
• 1:16:06
  of sad actually, Like but me, it's pretty obvious, like, yeah,
• 1:16:11
  she needs to go to therapy. From the outside looking in, obviously
• 1:16:14
  I don't know her. But from what I know and from what I see,
• 1:16:18
  I don't I don't want to know her. But it's kind of sad,
• 1:16:23
  especially like when I found her, I'm like, oh, she's fucking
• 1:16:25
  tough. Like she had this song two one two I was. I was
• 1:16:27
  listening to her and everything, and then it's just like the bigger she got,
• 1:16:30
  the more she started to talk, and I was like, I don't
• 1:16:31
  like her at all. I don't like her. I don't want to check.
• 1:16:35
  And then in the same vein, I'll throw and throw you cat as
• 1:16:40
  well. Yeah that's a given. You see when she said with the white
• 1:16:44
  people at their house, and I'm like, yeah, I tickled, be
• 1:16:46
  careful you're white. She was like, she was like, I guess,
• 1:16:49
  I guess Nigga was coming up in the lyrics. She's like what she saying,
• 1:16:53
  She's like, be careful you're white or whatever, shed watch out whatever
• 1:16:55
  it was. But I'm like, she's white, but you all white.
• 1:17:01
  She's she is, he's more. But also it's like her recent history.
• 1:17:08
  You know what I'm saying, Like, given your history but even still careful
• 1:17:13
  that white like what history. Besides, she dates white man the chat room,
• 1:17:17
  the racist chat room, racist chat room to her wearing the right guy
• 1:17:20
  on her shirt, A right comedian. Al right comedian. I think I'm
• 1:17:26
  some heavy trolling y heavy trolling, like kind of like disassociating herself with black
• 1:17:30
  people in a sense sounds like so mm hmm. So the fact that she
• 1:17:36
  said that, I was like, WHOA, Like, now you're being aware
• 1:17:39
  of that whatever, whatever, I'm not about to say it. She's not.
• 1:17:44
  She's just looking out for her people. She doesn't want them to get
• 1:17:48
  canceled. Yeah, she's like, yo, listen, these niggas tripping about
• 1:17:53
  that. So these niggas be tripping over the shape. So fair enough,
• 1:17:58
  fellow call caucazoids helping out the whites. What's wait till we get in our
• 1:18:02
  meeting and it's getting our their private concert. Ye els, did you have
• 1:18:06
  any personal ones? Yeah? Yeah, those are definitely came to mind first.
• 1:18:14
  Nicki Minaj, Yeah, she is just so. She is way too
• 1:18:18
  talented, bro, She's more annoying than doja cat for me. Yeah,
• 1:18:24
  she's too good at what she does to be as annoying as she is like
• 1:18:29
  she is just flat out crazy like and I love music. I love her
• 1:18:32
  music. I listen to the album. The album is good. Okay,
• 1:18:35
  I love her music, but she is fucking annoying, bro annoying? Is
• 1:18:40
  that? I'm all right, I'm going to push back a little bit.
• 1:18:43
  I'm gonna say she's not talented. I didn't say she's not. The album
• 1:18:46
  I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what if the album's
• 1:18:49
  good. But what I do know is I think she's been coasting a long
• 1:18:57
  time off like old stuff she's done. There's been a big gap between her
• 1:19:05
  first album that was good and this album that I'm gonna go by your word
• 1:19:10
  is good. It's a lot of men in there, but that doesn't make
• 1:19:14
  her less talent. That doesn't make her less talented. It's like her talent.
• 1:19:17
  But if your talent isn't you know what I mean? Like I used
• 1:19:20
  to understand what you're saying. But she's still so you know, the talent
• 1:19:25
  that she has though I know that she had it, she still has it.
• 1:19:30
  She had it like a decade ago. But would you say Drake's not
• 1:19:34
  talented? The talent is not I had recently just been reassured of that,
• 1:19:42
  so he had to remind you of his It's been a while and it was
• 1:19:45
  very pleasant to hear. But for a long time, I'm like, let's
• 1:19:49
  see, it's just not the talent you want to be. Yeah, it's
• 1:19:53
  just no, it's the talent you presented earlier. Early in his career,
• 1:19:57
  he was rapping his ass off, and he decided, I'm gonna stop.
• 1:20:01
  Yeah, because so nobody the masses don't want to hear that. You don't
• 1:20:06
  have to stop complete and I don't want to hear the masses don't want to
• 1:20:09
  hear that. Once you get to a certain point, whatever he does,
• 1:20:14
  that's not true, Like because those I know, those songs, very subjective
• 1:20:17
  songs. Are those four songs. And he said, he said, gaps.
• 1:20:21
  She ain't got no gaps, bro, She's been What are you gonna
• 1:20:25
  say, Mike, Mike telling Drake what the masses want to here as if
• 1:20:30
  Drake hasn't descended to the biggest artist. And Mike's gonna say, when you're
• 1:20:34
  the biggest, you can do what you want. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:20:36
  Matter what, he didn't get to the biggest by doing what you wanted to
• 1:20:40
  do. Though it's not without what I'm gonna do want them to do.
• 1:20:42
  It's about like you can still rap though, or he can still he didn't
• 1:20:46
  still get to to be the biggest and you get at this all right,
• 1:20:50
  So and you heard him rap recently, So that's what I'm saying. That's
• 1:20:53
  why I was like, I'm chilling, but I'm saying he's been how long
• 1:20:56
  has he been the biggest? Close to a decade? Now, right,
• 1:21:00
  let's say, let's so why couldn't he wrap this whole decade. It's not
• 1:21:04
  like he was had anything to lose because he wanted to make different that he's
• 1:21:09
  just kind of there you go, so to say that, but that's still
• 1:21:11
  talent talent? No not, I'm sorry, it's it's not your fall of
• 1:21:15
  talent. How is that not talented? If you can just make any form
• 1:21:17
  of music that he wants and still being to somebody's lane and still be success,
• 1:21:21
  not somebody's laying still be success, it's I guess it's it's a success.
• 1:21:27
  It's a talent to be able to be a chameleon of sorts. Yeah,
• 1:21:31
  that's talent talent, I guess regardless. Is the music good not to
• 1:21:39
  not to not to you everybody else, but to the world. It is.
• 1:21:42
  I don't know where you're going. It's just he's not making music that
• 1:21:45
  you that like for my ears anymore. Yeah, yeah, I guess.
• 1:21:48
  But drinks out on Alchemist and Michael was like, oh he's back. You
• 1:21:53
  know how many people don't want to hear that? Yeah? Most of his
• 1:21:56
  fans. I like those five songs. He could have kept that. Nineteen
• 1:22:00
  year old girls and thirteen one year old Mike wants to hear bars. Yeah,
• 1:22:04
  And he gave me some bars and I was like, shut up for
• 1:22:06
  the next day. Shut up a right, and there's nothing to talk about.
• 1:22:11
  Shut I don't know why you got me depending Drake right now, I
• 1:22:13
  said, what every other we're talking about. It's like, what we're talking
• 1:22:16
  about is that came out I'm talking about before that he came out fair.
• 1:22:24
  Yeah, I know that's what I was talking about. I said, I'm
• 1:22:26
  not saying nothing now because I got what we haven't. But it's not we
• 1:22:30
  haven't heard him rap. He just never heard him good at all. Dark
• 1:22:33
  Demo he was the demo tapes and I said that was my favorite and Dark
• 1:22:40
  Lane was Dark Lane dem a right, spitting he was pretty good. And
• 1:22:44
  his little releases it's usually like the little Scary Hours Omerica, like the little
• 1:22:48
  packs this when he was spitting undeniable kid won't take it away from this and
• 1:22:55
  certified. He did this thing for all the dogs and certifier lover boys.
• 1:22:58
  He's just making music for real, he just making music. He wasn't Scorpion
• 1:23:02
  more life. What's the other dance one? Honestly never Yeah that's Jimmy Cooks
• 1:23:11
  a good one. But it's not it's not. But still the talent was
• 1:23:14
  there. Obviously he's talented. He's making music. But back to the talent,
• 1:23:19
  back to talented. Uh Nicki Minaj. I'm trying to think of dude
• 1:23:26
  on discord, said Jared Leto. If you guys know who he is?
• 1:23:30
  Another guy I played Joker, Yeah, joker, and I don't know him
• 1:23:32
  outside of playing that. I don't. I don't care about white people.
• 1:23:34
  I'm sorry. Yeah he does some suspicious. He's also a musician. He
• 1:23:39
  got a band. I'm gonna say, bow wow, bow Wow's annoying for
• 1:23:43
  you and I love but he was, but not anymore. Oh, I
• 1:23:47
  think he's a I think he's a talent. Yeah, he's a talent.
• 1:23:50
  He's talent. He's good at what he does, right, Like when he's
• 1:23:54
  acting, he's good. When he's hosting, he's good. He's had good
• 1:23:57
  music in the past. He's just older. Now. Slow down when he's
• 1:24:00
  he's slow down when you say a solid actor like he was on Like what's
• 1:24:04
  a solid and like that, Justin Bieber was on fucking Long Order that would
• 1:24:10
  be good. Bow had a reoccurring role on CSR. Yeah, he was
• 1:24:14
  the main character. That was a minute ago, but he like when how
• 1:24:18
  long did that show last? The season? I like either way, what
• 1:24:24
  I'm saying is bow Wow is a talented person. He's good at what he
• 1:24:28
  does, but sometimes his antics and the ship he'd be on makes you second
• 1:24:32
  guess everything about him. It's just like this Nigga's Cordy. That's true,
• 1:24:38
  I'm saying, doesn't I'm not it doesn't. The talent, the range of
• 1:24:41
  talent makes sense. The range of talent isn't what we're going after here.
• 1:24:44
  It's the fact that somebody is talented, they're good at something, but what
• 1:24:46
  they do is annoying. That's what I'm going for. Another one was I
• 1:24:51
  highly agree with the rock Dwayne Johnson what's annoying about the Rock? He's just
• 1:24:59
  he's annoying. He's a bit annoying, annoying. I love the Rock.
• 1:25:03
  Kevin Hard is also kind of annoying. I'm asking, is he annoying?
• 1:25:05
  Yeah, he can be annoying. Kevin is not annoying people don't like the
• 1:25:15
  Rock. You have to you have to get I'm not gonna say he's annoying.
• 1:25:19
  He's oversaturated. The Johnson I don't agree with annoying. You don't do
• 1:25:27
  everything. Heym and Kevin Hart they're over sat doesn't do everything, and then
• 1:25:30
  when he does, it's it's gonna be the same thing, like relax.
• 1:25:33
  This man did like four or five Jungle movies on the row wearing the same
• 1:25:36
  fits about the Rock and Kevin Hart. No, the Rock, the Jungle
• 1:25:42
  movies, the Runkle Cruise, Jamunjie to and then it was like it was
• 1:25:45
  like the same, how's that annoying? He's getting his brade. No,
• 1:25:49
  I'm just saying like the Rock annoys like the perfect image. He's like like,
• 1:25:56
  get some bitches. Man. You know what you sound like Mike right
• 1:26:00
  now? You sound like Michael. I don't know the reason. You just
• 1:26:03
  don't like the way he's doing. Still trust perfection exact hurts. I know,
• 1:26:09
  I don't trust that. I don't trust that ship. After Sunday,
• 1:26:14
  Oh oh, here comes the Cowboys. I was, I don't know what
• 1:26:18
  you're holding in you. Just all y'all did was defended, getting swept.
• 1:26:24
  We already beat you, so please stop? What are we doing? What
• 1:26:28
  we're doing? Which game was worse though? Which game says? This game
• 1:26:31
  was worse than the other one? The score once once once has a winner
• 1:26:35
  once as a l So that's all I know. He lost to a close
• 1:26:40
  game, doesn't matter. Y'all still lost. Y'all lost by twenty. It
• 1:26:43
  doesn't matter. Y'all still lost. I don't believe that it's still lost.
• 1:26:46
  You don't believe I do? You still lost? You don't you still lost?
• 1:26:49
  Y'all had a bye week. I got ten. Y'all had ten days
• 1:26:53
  to prepare, had ten days to prepare for this, and y'all had film
• 1:26:57
  from the last time we beat the ship out of y'all, so please,
• 1:27:00
  you also had film? Got beat them here? And yeah we did,
• 1:27:03
  but we lost. They had ten extra days of prepare, not ten ten
• 1:27:08
  days of prepare. This is our fourth game. In eighteen days. Please,
• 1:27:11
  I don't get it. There's no way that is true. We played
• 1:27:14
  a lot of football. Reason, Yeah, the other four or whatever it
• 1:27:17
  is, we played a fourth game like about like twenty days. It was
• 1:27:23
  something like that. No, that is no way. I've been a lot
• 1:27:26
  of football recently. Either way, our last two opponents have had bye weeks
• 1:27:30
  before we played them. That's all I'm saying. Stop calling Thursday nights bye
• 1:27:33
  weeks. That's not a bye week. No, No, because the Cowboys
• 1:27:36
  played Thursday and then they had a bye week. No they didn't. They
• 1:27:39
  played Thursday and then played the following Sunday. No, they played Sunday Thursday,
• 1:27:44
  and then they had a bye week after Thanksgiving, didn't they? No,
• 1:27:46
  you don't play they played Thursday. They have off that so the game,
• 1:27:50
  what was the game before things get three weeks Thanksgiving? Was they played
• 1:27:56
  it? There's no way they play Sunday Thursday Sunday. Who are you talking?
• 1:28:00
  The Candar Commander Seahawks. They played the Seahawks last last Thursday, Thursday,
• 1:28:06
  Sunday Thursday, Thursday, Thursday last third Commander Seahawks. Y'all. So
• 1:28:12
  y'all had a Thanksgiving game? There two Thursdays back to back, and then
• 1:28:16
  we had a bye week like after after Thanksgiving. No, no, it
• 1:28:20
  was given. And then the following Thursday, and then that next week was
• 1:28:25
  Sunday because we played the Chargers after our bye week. Y'all last game before
• 1:28:31
  US was the thursd Thursday the thirtieth, and then y'all just played December tenth.
• 1:28:38
  Mm hmm, yeah, y'all had just ten days. It's ten days,
• 1:28:42
  not a bye week. It's three extra days bye week. Did he
• 1:28:46
  say? He didn't say, you, guys, I wasn't paying Thursday.
• 1:28:53
  Essentially, it is about three extra days, extra days, extra day either
• 1:29:00
  way, no excuses. I'm not giving any huges. They beat the shit
• 1:29:02
  out of us. We lost. We look bad. They look good.
• 1:29:05
  We look bad. Dak is MVP. What like? Ah he is?
• 1:29:11
  You know, you know he's right now. You got to see the final
• 1:29:14
  four weeks. He's not all around it as right now. He's the MVP
• 1:29:16
  right now at this very second, Dak is MP. If he loses it,
• 1:29:19
  he's a joker. Yeah, sure, I'm rock I'm setting him up
• 1:29:24
  to loose, you know, I'm I'm wrong with that because even when they
• 1:29:26
  were saying oh, Jalen j It's not Jalen. This is not Jalen's best
• 1:29:29
  season. This is not it. He's been playing well, he hasn't.
• 1:29:32
  He's been playing okay, yeah, but the turnovers and some of the decision
• 1:29:36
  making has been pissed me off. He has not been MVP Dak has been
• 1:29:40
  playing m v P football. This nigga is not even turning the ball over.
• 1:29:44
  He said he wouldn't do that. He said he wouldn't. We all
• 1:29:47
  doubted him because at first it was shaking. It started off, started off
• 1:29:51
  a little started off like is this nigga going off a little shaky? But
• 1:29:56
  now that is the m v at N I'm sorry, but anyway, I'll
• 1:30:01
  wait, Yeah, you're not gonna talk about it. I'll wait for for
• 1:30:09
  these I know how this story is. This book many many times, I
• 1:30:12
  read it. I've read it many times. I watched this movie a lot
• 1:30:15
  the way, and let's just say spoiler alert. I won't tell y'all,
• 1:30:23
  but it's coming all right, it might be, but this this is probably
• 1:30:27
  the best deck I've ever seen. I remember that, and I remember this
• 1:30:30
  movie a few years ago the best because even that throwing slinging, even not
• 1:30:40
  even that deck with Decisions Deck Attack d C four. L Oh boy,
• 1:30:45
  we them boys. This is this is this is a different deck. Listen,
• 1:30:49
  I live with one of these niggas. I I understand. I get
• 1:30:55
  it. I live with one of these. I've been watching though, so
• 1:30:59
  I know how they know you haven't. I know how this sense speaking again
• 1:31:03
  beat down with the Eagles Charleston, Wait, can't beat up? That was
• 1:31:08
  funny to watch. He further proved as to why doctor Umar will never be
• 1:31:14
  in the same rum, Like what do you mean? So did you see
• 1:31:18
  doctor Umar say that he would never talk to them? No, I didn't
• 1:31:21
  know that. No, I didn't know. He was like, yeah,
• 1:31:24
  we're not. He was like, we're just not on the same playing field,
• 1:31:27
  Like we're not. He was like, I'm a scholar, Like I
• 1:31:29
  want to talk like that. So even though even yeah, I mean are
• 1:31:33
  you a scholar? Yeah, yeah, like five degrees, he's preaching like
• 1:31:42
  ideology yeah, stuff like that like yeah, and and doing iogy like yeah,
• 1:31:50
  and he's and he doesn't in a uh he's not like he's not out
• 1:31:55
  there for content. Yeah, Like he's not like he's not out there for
• 1:31:59
  content he's talking about like uh, lifestyle, human changes, human way of
• 1:32:08
  life, kind of ship like he's not out there like nigga, fuck you
• 1:32:12
  gang bangers and yeah a little. It's not shock factor. Yeah, it's
• 1:32:17
  two sides of the same. Can be extreme, but it's not shock factor.
• 1:32:20
  But no, no, no, two. If you had when you
• 1:32:24
  have you seen Umar, like you know when he talks like the seminars and
• 1:32:27
  stuff, he's not the same Umar Instagram Live. That's not the one we
• 1:32:30
  see aout the one that's the one that's popularized and seen everywhere because because we
• 1:32:41
  choose clips, because we choose to look there's plenty of clips of him talking
• 1:32:45
  very there's clips of everything everywhere, right, but I'm talking no, it's
• 1:32:49
  clips of like there's always a deeper more whatever. But I'm talking about this
• 1:32:54
  when you look up doctor mar when doctor Umar is a meme, but it's
• 1:33:00
  that him turning himself into me Mike or is that the internet? Internet?
• 1:33:02
  Just literally? What the fuck is audiology about? Consciousness? Over coach?
• 1:33:09
  What's the ideology that's what you think of when you think about doctor Warren.
• 1:33:14
  That's a personal thing. Then you know it's not I it's that's all this
• 1:33:19
  nigga, that's how he seems to promote himself. I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:33:23
  No, no, no, no. He promotes himself as Marcus Garby Junior.
• 1:33:27
  Yeah, what he's thinking paying Africanism, trying to create your own community,
• 1:33:31
  create your own schools and all this ship. That's it, that's been
• 1:33:34
  this thing. But it gets covered up sometimes in the antics. That's the
• 1:33:40
  Internet ship, the Internet Internet, it gets covered up sometimes. And because
• 1:33:44
  he's participate in either way in the Internet, either way in the grand scheme
• 1:33:46
  of things, we know that he has some type of man's a snow bunny
• 1:33:50
  epidemic. It's just snow, but like he has, he has. You
• 1:33:55
  say that, but because I believe that, and I'm not, I feel
• 1:33:59
  like I'm an IDEO, I'm a podcast comedian. No no, no,
• 1:34:02
  no, no, no no, I'm not gonna let you do that.
• 1:34:03
  Go ahead, because you that's that's your deep IDEO ideological belief, is that
• 1:34:11
  black should marry blacks. That's the same thing with him, that's the same
• 1:34:14
  thing. Yes, you say that on or off the podcast. I would
• 1:34:17
  say that, and I do say that, But also I don't act like
• 1:34:20
  I'm not above he's he's also Internet like, he's not an Internet nigga by
• 1:34:27
  choice. Charleston White is I'm not masquerading as a scholar. He's not either.
• 1:34:30
  That niggas really educational. And doctor Lumar is definitely internet nigga by choice
• 1:34:36
  because he puts himself on the Internet. I mean, that's how you reached
• 1:34:40
  the masses. But Charleston, but the okay, do not see the difference.
• 1:34:47
  He's not a black and mouth talk about snow bunny. He's not.
• 1:34:50
  You will not see the difference between Charleston White and doctor Lumar. The difference
• 1:34:56
  different, but it ain't. That is not astronomical to wear. He can't
• 1:35:00
  talk to him. He can't talk like said what he's saying. You see
• 1:35:03
  the white Charleston White acts like everything is argumented. Those are are things we're
• 1:35:10
  trying to achieve. Do not align, That's what he was saying. Yeah,
• 1:35:12
  he was like, if we're on the same platform, he said,
• 1:35:14
  and first of all, he's the main reason he doesn't do anything for my
• 1:35:16
  objective. Don't do anything for your objective besides get content out of it.
• 1:35:20
  And he said the main reason even said no also is because the guy kind
• 1:35:24
  of like sprung it on him like he was gonna do this podcast and the
• 1:35:26
  guy was like, oh, by the way, Charleston White's coming, and
• 1:35:29
  he was like, I ain't. I ain't signed up for that. But
• 1:35:31
  that's okay. But but you know, the whole point of getting those two
• 1:35:34
  in a room until they can argue, you know what I'm saying, that's
• 1:35:39
  gonna that's that's what it is. And doctor Mare is pretty much saying like,
• 1:35:42
  I'm not about to be combative with this dude. Yes, with this
• 1:35:45
  dude who says anything when it's explained like that, I understand. Yeah,
• 1:35:49
  he's like Charleston White. He was, and he said Charleston White will say
• 1:35:53
  anything. He was like, that's not really what I'm going for. He
• 1:35:57
  was like, that's not what I want to be in the room with,
• 1:35:59
  like a guy who was just a loose cannon who could just be like oh
• 1:36:01
  wow, shoot up. Like like he's like, I'm not trying to be
• 1:36:03
  around that. You know what I'm saying. That's umar says, why ship,
• 1:36:09
  But he's not on the same him and him and Charleston White are not
• 1:36:13
  like one A and one B. Yeah, I don't think compare. They're
• 1:36:16
  not even comparable because person not at all. Charleston White was just on on
• 1:36:20
  a stage with a ski mask about y'all niggas paid me already. I'm gonna
• 1:36:24
  say whatever the fuck I want, what ya and then proceeded to get beat
• 1:36:30
  up on stage. That Umar is never in those type of situations, nor
• 1:36:34
  does he even say anything like that. Sure, the closest he'll get is
• 1:36:38
  like, hey, I need more donations. Whatever you donated one dollar?
• 1:36:42
  You have rich in your name, why do you have one? That's not
• 1:36:44
  the same as a nigga geting on stage saying y'all fuck, niggas paid me
• 1:36:45
  already, and then throw playing a nigga's head. Come on, bro,
• 1:36:49
  that's not the same. That's not the same. And I and and Umar
• 1:36:54
  is he'd be clowning sometimes, like yeah, he's saying some off the wall
• 1:36:57
  shit, like all right, like a lot of things that he does,
• 1:36:59
  Like he'll say one good thing and it will get covered up by whatever.
• 1:37:03
  He's an extremist, the same thing we've said, Yeah he's an extreme.
• 1:37:05
  We're just talking about two extremists. No, okay, is Alex Jones that
• 1:37:12
  personality? Yes see. I think that nigga has real thoughts and it's not
• 1:37:18
  doing anything for contact. I think that nigga really believes that ship and lives
• 1:37:23
  by the way the ship he'd be talking. I don't think. I don't
• 1:37:26
  think he believes none of that ship. I'm not gonna say I don't think
• 1:37:28
  Alex Jones believes. No, I'm not gonna say he doesn't believe any of
• 1:37:31
  it. But he knows that if he reacts a certain way, it's gonna
• 1:37:34
  get more He's getting to get more money for he's a grifter for sure.
• 1:37:41
  I think he believes that the word like dramatized, dramatized some ship, but
• 1:37:45
  like, oh more, absolutely dramatized some ship. But Charleston Waite is a
• 1:37:49
  character. Yeah, like charlestonbody is playing a care He's literally said creating this
• 1:37:54
  character. Come on, like okay, So I mean, I'll just say
• 1:37:59
  those niggas that dissimilar to me. I think the nigga two different. They're
• 1:38:02
  two different parking lots. Don't even put those niggas near each other. If
• 1:38:05
  they're two different parking lots, they like the parking lot with the tailgate.
• 1:38:09
  No, because niggas on here like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:38:13
  bitches in the ass beat okay what oh yeah, yeah, I beat
• 1:38:16
  my bitch like, that's that's the one nigga talking. You'd never hear,
• 1:38:20
  bro, what are we talking about? Why would he even want to be
• 1:38:25
  near that nigga? He was saying that Cam Newton, Cam Newton ca like
• 1:38:30
  what Cam was like, what the funk? Bro? Like, you come
• 1:38:32
  on my even can't even Camp proved like I shouldn't be near this nigga?
• 1:38:38
  And he got and Cam news Faces said, y'all pay me to be here.
• 1:38:40
  What the are we talking about? Spraying niggas with me? You know
• 1:38:43
  the cops like talk about. Yeah, Cam, if you touch me,
• 1:38:45
  you better be ready to go to hell or jail? What the fuck?
• 1:38:49
  All right? Next next question? On next question, say, but I
• 1:38:54
  agree speaking huh if you touch me, be ready to go to hell?
• 1:38:58
  Because Cam said if you put your hands on a woman while I'm standing there,
• 1:39:01
  it's gonna be a problem. I don't know about that. I'll just
• 1:39:03
  that's what that was the context. I didn't know that. I'm just talking
• 1:39:06
  about that statement, right. The context was maybe you shouldn't agree with Charleston
• 1:39:14
  White with out here full context. Yeah, I'm just talking about the state.
• 1:39:16
  I'm just listening. If a niggas say to me, if you touch
• 1:39:21
  me to jail. Yeah, I can get with this. Right after Cam
• 1:39:25
  Newton said that, Charleston White was like, yeah, that's my bitch.
• 1:39:28
  I put my hands on it. And right after that, Cam Newton was
• 1:39:30
  like, yo, if you if I see you put your hands on a
• 1:39:32
  woman while I'm right there, I'm not gonna let you do that. And
• 1:39:35
  then Charleston White was like, well, be prepared to go to jail or
• 1:39:39
  hell, because I'm either gonna kill you or you're gonna go to jail for
• 1:39:41
  touching me. Put a straight face's like and Cam was like, huh,
• 1:39:46
  I hate see exactly, yeah, exactly. You see the problem. We
• 1:39:51
  don't have to talk about it anymore. Do you see the problem? I
• 1:39:54
  can't put these niggas in the same No, but you know how I can't
• 1:39:57
  put these niggas in the same Oh my gosh, sim really, if you
• 1:40:00
  don't want to say the same that that tightens you up. They say good
• 1:40:06
  things, but then it gets surrounded by a whole bunch of other bullshit that
• 1:40:12
  they say. Just lose it. There's a whole different level with Charleston Waite.
• 1:40:16
  No, no, it's it's a completely different level. But yeah,
• 1:40:18
  I get it. But it's like they'll say some good things and then that's
• 1:40:23
  the challenging thing about it. It's like Charles and Waller says a lot of
• 1:40:26
  bullshit, but it'd be some ship that he says like, yeah, same
• 1:40:30
  with same the why do I got to sift? I got to look through
• 1:40:38
  gyms? It doesn't make it less of a gyms do gems? That might
• 1:40:44
  be another that's what it is. That could be the gym is better anyway,
• 1:40:48
  Like it's unfortunate, but different guys, because in that same interview,
• 1:40:54
  right he's talking about how like he talking about like the black condition, then
• 1:41:00
  how like y'all want to talk about this, but I'm talking about how you
• 1:41:03
  know, like niggas is like kids are shooting each other. And I'm like,
• 1:41:06
  okay, Charleston, Yeah, like what ELSEO did you see? Is
• 1:41:09
  that? The like is that the one was he flipped? I saw a
• 1:41:14
  little bit of that. You were internet nigga. And again I'm with him
• 1:41:17
  too. He's like, nigga, you don't know jails like you Like,
• 1:41:23
  I get that, but other than me, the street code ship like you
• 1:41:28
  are a podcaster. But then and then at the same time, this nigga
• 1:41:30
  Charleston White was like, well, kids are underdeveloped and their brains don't develop
• 1:41:35
  until they're this age. And then Queens and Z Flip was like, where'd
• 1:41:40
  you read that at? He's like, I didn't read it anywhere. He's
• 1:41:43
  like, well, where'd you get that information? He said, nigga,
• 1:41:44
  I just know because I work with kids. He was like, what the
• 1:41:45
  fuck is doing? He's like, you just know that, and that's the
• 1:41:48
  best. That's the mess up part. The nigga just said I read it
• 1:41:54
  because that is a fact that he said, the scholarly fact. What you
• 1:41:58
  said was right. Why did you why you want to argue? He said
• 1:42:02
  I didn't He said he literally wouldn't. He wouldn't go back on. He's
• 1:42:05
  like, I didn't read it. I just know this, and like,
• 1:42:09
  why are you even ask me if I read it? I know you ain't
• 1:42:11
  read ship niggle, that's what you should have said. Okay, he just
• 1:42:15
  further proved his ignorance. But yeah, that's it was like, I don't
• 1:42:18
  know. I just I'm saying if I was him, why would you,
• 1:42:21
  like, why would you ask me where I read it? Like? What
• 1:42:24
  are you about? The fact? Check me right now? And if you
• 1:42:26
  do you don't have the facts, I guess because he just don't know,
• 1:42:28
  just threw it out. So he was curious. He's like, wait,
• 1:42:30
  where's you He's like, where did you read that? That read that?
• 1:42:32
  Like, what answer am I going to say? Is going to satisfy you?
• 1:42:36
  When you asked a question like that, tell me you're not looking to
• 1:42:39
  understand. You're looking to just where you read that at? I know that,
• 1:42:43
  And it depends on the tone you just make. Yeah, he was
• 1:42:45
  like, man's just like you. It was like, where'd you He's like,
• 1:42:48
  you read that somewhere? He didn't say it like that. He did,
• 1:42:51
  he said where you read that at? Because he just threw it out
• 1:42:55
  like it was a like even because it was because it was even so.
• 1:43:00
  But and then your answer is nigga, I didn't read ship. I just
• 1:43:01
  know with kids. Later that's after that he kind of through the fact.
• 1:43:09
  He maybe wouldn't like that the fact that I said doesn't agree with what you
• 1:43:13
  say, so you want to maybe you're just curious to where the fact and
• 1:43:15
  you kind of prove his point because it's like bullshit even But he wasn't because
• 1:43:21
  when you answered like that, when you answered like that, you look fishy.
• 1:43:26
  We all could just look it up and he ain't lie, or you
• 1:43:30
  could just tell him where're the fact? You could just say it's common knowledge.
• 1:43:34
  I'm sorry if you say that. Yeah, that in a book because
• 1:43:41
  I read books development psychology. You don't know that. That's what you should
• 1:43:46
  have said. You ain't know. The problem is you don't. Why don't
• 1:43:49
  you know? That's so cute? What's going on with Edward? Who's Edward
• 1:43:53
  Matthews? Hold on? Do we have more talented? But annoyse? We
• 1:43:57
  got we that it was a whole list of people. I'm you know,
• 1:44:00
  I wonder all right, let me do this last. I want to read
• 1:44:02
  this laugh because put double him back. Okay, Chris Brown always doing some
• 1:44:09
  ship. Chris Brown hasn't done nothing in forever. What are you talking about?
• 1:44:13
  This last time Chris Brown did something? Probably last week? What do
• 1:44:15
  you do? Who knows you're talking? Okay, So Chris Ban hasn't done
• 1:44:17
  anything. It's all right, Chris hasn't done anything. Just last week the
• 1:44:23
  news like literally just came out or like the facts behind him being a pirue
• 1:44:26
  just came out. Yeah, Chris Brown hasn't done anything. Okay, why
• 1:44:29
  are you joining a gang people. What did he say? What not?
• 1:44:33
  What is he saying? That was just reason I'm not I'm not Muslim or
• 1:44:40
  Jew. That was like two weeks ago, Chris miss in the midst of
• 1:44:44
  Israel. He's talking about I'm not a Jew. I'm yeah. Is mad
• 1:44:48
  that he didn't post anything about it. He said, I ain't that's your
• 1:44:50
  response. I'm not into politics, Chris Broan, he did absolutely nothing.
• 1:44:59
  What's next? What's next? He didn't do anything. He didn't do annoying,
• 1:45:02
  being annoyed, annoying. People asked him, why haven't you post anything?
• 1:45:09
  Blood? I'm not just looking for a reason to because did you hear
• 1:45:15
  what he said? Sure people are dying, children are dying, this man
• 1:45:21
  said. And I asked you why you're not talking about it? Said literally,
• 1:45:26
  I don't know nothing about giving another thing? He like, give me,
• 1:45:30
  give me something else. He's done recently. You said, we gave
• 1:45:32
  you one thing. You saying, you see what he just he just did.
• 1:45:35
  Where did you read that at I told you something, just said,
• 1:45:39
  give me something else, give me give me enoughing? He another well for
• 1:45:43
  you to say he's more annoying than talented. His his annoyance it has to
• 1:45:45
  be multimately. Can't that it's a talented but annoying talents more annoying than talented.
• 1:45:49
  Okay, but the whole thing was blaming their gang is annoying. No,
• 1:45:55
  not all gang members are R and B stars. That's not what I
• 1:45:58
  asked you will fuck No, I think a simple questions extremely gang bangers,
• 1:46:04
  ignorant bangers, because your gang has nothing to do with its possible to be
• 1:46:09
  a celebrity and then a gang the same. Sure, yeah, because a
• 1:46:12
  lot of people are walking Chris Brown because he sings. No, he's just
• 1:46:14
  because Chris Brown is from Virginia. He's from the place where Bloods became a
• 1:46:17
  star and then you joined it because you never became a blood until. I'm
• 1:46:21
  not least kid because we've all watched this hearing this for years though it's not
• 1:46:28
  like that's new though years so after he was famous, Well, you wouldn't
• 1:46:32
  know him before he was fair who was talking about it wasn't when he was
• 1:46:35
  not days. I didn't hear nothing about no blood ship. He was like,
• 1:46:39
  we didn't hear none of it? Was Please tell me why say you
• 1:46:44
  didn't? You did? Okay, but but so about anything else you don't.
• 1:46:48
  Chris Brown is an annoying celebrity who was various. Chris you you haven't
• 1:46:53
  heard anything from Chris Brown in years, two weeks ago, wait to shoot,
• 1:47:00
  to throw a little bit of a lifeline and keeping here because a couple
• 1:47:03
  months ago here too. That's pretty annoying. I think he is antagonized a
• 1:47:08
  lot and under the microscope more than need be. And he and he has
• 1:47:12
  a need or like a he feels like he has a responsibility to respond to
• 1:47:17
  a lot of ship that he probably should. Then he just responded, I'm
• 1:47:20
  just do you know how you respond? Just let me finished. A lot
• 1:47:24
  of times you don't got to say nothing. I think he just has that
• 1:47:27
  thing where like he has to prove himself to like not. I think what
• 1:47:30
  he does is he gives the people what they're looking for. So so you
• 1:47:32
  want to I'm gonna give you annoying Stop asking me questions. Then I'm with
• 1:47:39
  you. Asked you Palestine is annoying? Yes, does not damn thing?
• 1:47:49
  Yes, that's a nigger question. Yes, asking a random nigga in l
• 1:47:53
  A what he thinks about some ship that he is to that topic is random.
• 1:47:59
  That's like if somebod come up to your job and ask you about that.
• 1:48:00
  Why why celebrities that it had nothing to do with me for politically,
• 1:48:05
  So I get both. I'm on both sides of this. I understand why
• 1:48:08
  people have the same ship. You absolutely don't say it's none of it's because
• 1:48:13
  of their it's because of the celebrity. If somebody that's constantly asking you dumb
• 1:48:18
  questions, Chris Brown literally recently, he's been mining his business. All he's
• 1:48:24
  been all he's been doing is dropping thirty track albums and stang got a tablet
• 1:48:28
  that is also annoying. Okay, Now, if you say sure that Chris
• 1:48:33
  Brown's not doing anything, sure don't see him outside of his brown suit.
• 1:48:39
  For allegedly beating up a man in the Lovedon nightclub. That was a month
• 1:48:42
  ago. I know, I guess all right. Has he been annoying in
• 1:48:46
  the past, Yes, for he's been annoying for over a decade. It's
• 1:48:56
  been over a decade. He's been annoying nobody. He's one of the artists.
• 1:49:02
  He can't be annoying. Did I did I? Did I lose the
• 1:49:05
  last ten years of my life? Am I nineteen again? What happened?
• 1:49:09
  What happened to me? Should I forget? There's another exact question for you,
• 1:49:13
  like and he's history of this podcast abuser and the history of this podcast.
• 1:49:20
  When's the last time you talk in the history of this podcast? The
• 1:49:24
  last time you talked about Brown? Negatively? Because we don't talk about Christopher
• 1:49:29
  because he has to been doing ship. If it was been doing we would
• 1:49:31
  talk about this podcast. We have not, so thank you. We're talking
• 1:49:34
  about a lot of people that do I have a random question, talk about
• 1:49:38
  everything. I have a question, and I don't want anything else to go
• 1:49:41
  besides the answer to this question. There's no more context given to this question.
• 1:49:45
  We're not having a deep conversation on it because it will gets. It's
• 1:49:48
  just answer the question yes and no, and then we're moving on to Matthews.
• 1:49:51
  Okay, is Rihanna an abuser? Is Rihanna an abuser? Yes?
• 1:49:56
  Or no? Question? Move on after you answer from what I no,
• 1:50:00
  yes or no? No more context? Is an abuser? Yes? Yes,
• 1:50:04
  that's only from what I know from what I no? No, no,
• 1:50:10
  because I like that nor I heard about the story from from that singular
• 1:50:16
  incident. From that singular incident, Yes, Rihanna is an amuser. But
• 1:50:20
  you know what Chris Brown got the story. No, you can't move on
• 1:50:25
  because you can't just say that, oh, that is a leading question.
• 1:50:29
  He has a pattern up. I don't want to see the discussion, but
• 1:50:31
  I just want to know if it's a leading question. I just want to
• 1:50:33
  know if you consider her abuse it. That's all if you if you consider
• 1:50:36
  no, that's a leading question. Because where you can say that, please
• 1:50:41
  leading question. We can say this without Rihanna being an abuser, there wouldn't
• 1:50:45
  have been a pattern behind it for Chris Brown. Now to start there,
• 1:50:47
  you can't. Yes, you can't. Yes, you can. That's the
• 1:50:50
  straw that let him down a path abuse. Yes, yes, if she
• 1:50:54
  didn't put his never we're not doing that. That's the same nigga that said
• 1:51:01
  my mom. So that's why I'm like, yes, but until then,
• 1:51:11
  we ain't never heard about him and no women and also Matthews in prison?
• 1:51:15
  What's going on with Edwind Matthews in prison? Nothing else? Question? You
• 1:51:18
  niggas can't fall directions. It's not my fault, my god over media,
• 1:51:23
  ask kid, it's not my fault. Edward ask us a pro question like
• 1:51:28
  don't answer question yes or no? And that's it. That's question because we
• 1:51:31
  can only go through kids because you know there's answers behind that. Q No,
• 1:51:38
  I don't want to. I just you don't want answers. But if
• 1:51:40
  I if there's something behind that saying, is Rihanna an abused her? Yes,
• 1:51:44
  if she's considered amusing, that's it to us. We have to give
• 1:51:47
  you the reasons. I don't care what your reason is. You think she's
• 1:51:50
  abuser or not. That's all I wanted to just say that when no context
• 1:51:53
  for listening, we know the context. Everybody knows the context. Apparently they
• 1:51:57
  don't because you didn't know. Chris Brown said that he beats me because that's
• 1:52:00
  what he saw he did to his mom. You just said what But we're
• 1:52:01
  talking about Rihanna though it was context provided as to why talk about did he
• 1:52:08
  be carroucie? He apparently put his hands on verbal things? But what is
• 1:52:14
  anyway? Who and what did he do? Physical incredation? Physically and we
• 1:52:19
  have Edward math of that? We got pictures? Please got photos. I
• 1:52:31
  want to move on talking about I'm just talking about all right. Next next
• 1:52:36
  next Matthews in prison? You Edwards Matthews, what do you do grow to
• 1:52:44
  be in prison this time, and then he came out blood whoa please avoided
• 1:52:51
  he came out Fruit Town Piru, but he living when he grew up,
• 1:52:58
  were a thousand miles from Fruit Edward Matthews? Who is he? Why was
• 1:53:03
  he in prison? Please tell me that you think l A is a thousand
• 1:53:06
  bus I don't know. He doesn't, Please, I know what? So
• 1:53:11
  long fucking answer my questions, asked Harber. Far Carlson went, that's how
• 1:53:18
  it's overall. It's a it's a spirit flight. And I LinkedIn Won that
• 1:53:23
  day to be Fruit Town. Do you think he took delta or spirit to
• 1:53:28
  get his beat in on the niggas? Like he definitely got jumped in he
• 1:53:33
  does all right? Anyway, Anyway, anyway, who was Edwards Matthews?
• 1:53:41
  And what did he do? And why is he in prison? I hate?
• 1:53:45
  Is this so next to Chris Brown's? Okay, who is this guy?
• 1:53:53
  It's a couple of summers. This is a couple of summers. Go,
• 1:53:56
  yeah, a couple of summers ago, y'all remember the white dude in
• 1:53:59
  Mountain, Oh that was, yes, attacking the black neighbors going crazy and
• 1:54:04
  they had like the protests were down there. Oh yes, and they had
• 1:54:08
  that, like the cops had to come and walk the nigga out of his
• 1:54:11
  house and all that listeners. This happened in South Jersey. It was a
• 1:54:15
  big story. A few summers back. The white dude was calling it's a
• 1:54:18
  young kid, like young young adult young yeah, somewhere that sixteen to twenty
• 1:54:25
  range, calling the monkeys and all types of shit. And that's when like
• 1:54:30
  they had a big protest outside his house and all that ship and neighborhood blocked
• 1:54:33
  that hole shit off. It was crazy. It was like, wo,
• 1:54:35
  I couldn't even order Domino right, Yeah, they took the pizza front of
• 1:54:40
  delivery, yeah, all that ship. So that guy just got sentenced eight
• 1:54:45
  years in prison for that whole interaction. Yeah, and I just thought that
• 1:54:48
  was crazy that the one that we actually hurt some resolution to that he got
• 1:54:53
  that eight years. Yeah, that's kind of wild. Years. I would
• 1:54:56
  have been like five eight years, three to four You being leaning interesting,
• 1:55:00
  well, because it was like a it was just a verbal thing. But
• 1:55:03
  it wasn't like he went and beat the nigga up. Oh well, oh
• 1:55:06
  well yeah what you got what you got. But me personally, I wouldn't
• 1:55:12
  assume that he was going to get that long. He'll probably only five years
• 1:55:15
  words, but the frequences three and a half of good behavior at least four.
• 1:55:19
  Yeah, he ain't the whole he's Yeah, they probably tacked on the
• 1:55:24
  extra four because he's been sitting around chilling for three years. Yeah, your
• 1:55:29
  ass is going in. They probably give him tim served, so it's not
• 1:55:32
  gonna be that long. Yeah. They said they had learned about of abuse
• 1:55:36
  and leaving threat to messages to people, damn with the people's property. And
• 1:55:41
  after all that said eight years, Oh, well you've been multiple things,
• 1:55:44
  then you've been doing this. Well, hey, just brother, it is
• 1:55:48
  good to see it is. I guess it's not as satisfying as I thought
• 1:55:51
  it'd be, but it's good to see it. I thought it tastes a
• 1:55:55
  little bit better. But because it's delayed. Yeah, right down the street,
• 1:55:59
  down the street. Three years later it happened twenty three years later.
• 1:56:01
  Send a message, m h, don't be racist, delicious that nigga got
• 1:56:05
  eight years? Yeah, good friend? Would I assume it was gonna be
• 1:56:10
  that long? Though? But am I mad? I kind of forgot about
• 1:56:12
  it? Yeah I did too, I did. I knew you got arrested
• 1:56:15
  but he could have walked past me to last night and I wouldn't even I
• 1:56:17
  wouldn't even know who was tell you, yeah, but that was a hot
• 1:56:21
  topic around here. That was a wild time. People were like, damn
• 1:56:25
  they racist out here like that, Like we knew that, but we never
• 1:56:29
  it's never really caught on camera, you know what I'm saying. It's never
• 1:56:32
  really on camera. Like, yeah, we know people are racist, but
• 1:56:35
  you know what I'm saying, we haven't seen out We haven't seen blatant racism
• 1:56:39
  like that since like Trayvon Martin got shot mm hmm, at least in our
• 1:56:43
  area, blatant racism like face. That's when we're getting Facebook racism, real
• 1:56:47
  crazy, that's what you really saw. Like, yeah, we've talked about
• 1:56:50
  it many times, say, but hu Trayvon Martin, Oh not, I
• 1:56:59
  said tav Markin. Yeah, you know Treyon Martin was twenty thirteen. Yeah,
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  I'm talking about blatant in your face like he's talking about in this area
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  in South Jerseyvon Martin wasn't. No, he's talking about the response to Trayvon
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  Martin, like people's response on Facebook, like people he knows, like what
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  you thought, you know? Ivon Martin happened in Mal Laurel. I don't
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  know what, alright, I thought you're gonna say, you've seen it during
• 1:57:27
  Filando cast all that shit Trump Ship and maybe George Floyd, all that shit
• 1:57:31
  George Floyd. George Floyd was nasty. But for people around here, I
• 1:57:36
  didn't see people that's I knew, really because by then you probably wasn't really
• 1:57:40
  on Facebook like that. I didn't see a lot of people, thankfully,
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  Mabe just just me personally probably by the time, Yeah, I probably got
• 1:57:46
  rid of a lot of Thankfully, I didn't see it as much. I
• 1:57:50
  saw a lot of people that are like, I'm not just discussing, like,
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  yeah, more people, more people in alliance with George Floyd than not
• 1:57:59
  personally now that that Tradevon martyship was very, very very eye opening. Yeah,
• 1:58:03
  maybe that said, maybe that's the last time I was shocked, like
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  ship, Okay, I was like, damn, a lot of white people
• 1:58:09
  really don't funk with these Yeah, that was crazy. Unfortunately, that was
• 1:58:14
  a bad time freshman year college. I'm thankful for it. Yeah, well,
• 1:58:20
  I got some questions, but I'm thankful for the the for those people
• 1:58:27
  saying what they say, for the revelations. Yes, yeah, I have
• 1:58:30
  one clarifying question A lot before you cut questions, what are you doing?
• 1:58:34
  What do you do? You're gonna hate it, but it's okay. I'm
• 1:58:39
  gonna just give you a yes or no because I really don't get if because
• 1:58:42
  I've genuinely I don't really care one way or the other. I just kind
• 1:58:45
  of see where people are coming from with this. If Chris Brown's abuse allegations
• 1:58:50
  stop, we were going to talk about stopped after the Rihanna incident, do
• 1:58:55
  you still call him an abuser? No? Like, like, is it
• 1:58:58
  the pattern or is it it's the pattern? The pattern, it's the pattern,
• 1:59:02
  and yeah, it's literally repeat. You keep he that went to jail
• 1:59:09
  and never did anything again. That's why when you when you know that Rihanna
• 1:59:13
  and her him and Rihanna, it was a two it was a two sided
• 1:59:15
  situation. But you don't hear no ship about Rihanna because she wasn't doing ship
• 1:59:20
  you. It kind of fades away in the moment, but like when I
• 1:59:25
  see you keep doing some ship the repeat allegations, it's like, all right,
• 1:59:30
  now that's kind of who that's what you do and that's who you are.
• 1:59:34
  So it seems like, well, that's it. I just just trying
• 1:59:41
  to see where you fair enough. I got some Patreon questions are lovely pier
• 1:59:47
  three, Patreon members high rollers. You gonna say Patreon people get their literation,
• 1:59:55
  Patreon people. What I say, Patreon members. I was reading the
• 1:59:58
  word members. That's why Patreon people the patrons. And if you want to
• 2:00:01
  answer a question, to have it prioritized. Mm hmm, join up on
• 2:00:04
  that. Patreon joined the NTS, Mega Church, Lord blasphemy. We got
• 2:00:14
  to make our own kool aid. We do a rape and red mixed like
• 2:00:18
  the Have you ever had oil Mega oil? Q? Yeah? What's that?
• 2:00:25
  I've never had? No, that's what you're talking about? Okay,
• 2:00:28
  No, yeah, have you had blue juice? Blue juice is probably j
• 2:00:36
  Let's go yo. Yeah, where cg at when you coming home out being
• 2:00:42
  a dad? Niggas a father? He is almost yeah, he coming home
• 2:00:48
  for Christmas? Right, I'm sure tell that Nigga makes some blue juice,
• 2:00:54
  CJ. I know you listen to Nigga make some blue juice and bring it
• 2:00:59
  blue juice when when you come home for the pride, for the Christmas pride,
• 2:01:02
  maybe we'll do a nice little hut and we'll get real drunk off blue
• 2:01:08
  juice that oh that sneaks, sneak, It'll be like it's like some type
• 2:01:16
  of delay the fair. I don't know what they do. It's called alcohol,
• 2:01:20
  No, called perk thirties. They do some other ship there. I
• 2:01:25
  think it's the fruits they put in there. It could be the watermelon sits
• 2:01:30
  for a couple of days. Yeah, no, I don't do that.
• 2:01:31
  Questions all right, don't step on the product. Q nasty fair enough.
• 2:01:41
  If y'all had to go on a daytime talk show tour to promote NTS but
• 2:01:45
  had to split up, who's going to where? Second part, This is
• 2:01:48
  a good question, a great question. Do they list of shows that fuck?
• 2:01:55
  Do they list the shows? Not asking us open ended? She was
• 2:01:58
  on the MSNBC, that's that's what that's something, that's what's on Fox.
• 2:02:02
  I'm not going to know. No, No, it's not saying that,
• 2:02:04
  just saying like, how would we split up, like if we had to
• 2:02:06
  go to go to a daytime television or no, if we have I'm saying
• 2:02:10
  what daytime TV shows? We're talking about Today Show, Good Morning America,
• 2:02:14
  like all those view the view Yeah, Keenan is going on the view,
• 2:02:17
  like, yeah, keen is going on review. Yeah, I won't say
• 2:02:20
  anything bad against women. I'd say it would be like two. I imagine
• 2:02:26
  it's like two people going together. Okay, pairs of people. All right,
• 2:02:32
  who's going to the view? Elsie and Keenan. I wouldn't mind going
• 2:02:39
  to view, telling them old ladies there too attractive ones going to view.
• 2:02:42
  But also I see me and I see me and Mike being on like around
• 2:02:45
  the horn television. It is he goes on first take. I'm not going
• 2:02:51
  on nothing. Q is going on first take, was on the Prices,
• 2:02:56
  right, he was on the real Hold on, let me get up,
• 2:03:04
  let me where's going? Yeah, let me where do we steve every morning
• 2:03:10
  show? I'll do that. I'll do that for sure. Absolutely, you're
• 2:03:15
  absolutely I'm there. All right, So you got you got, you got
• 2:03:19
  the Kelly Clarkson Show, you got drewry Marshall. Huh didre Verrymore? Her
• 2:03:26
  show is really good. Lamont would probably be good for that. Oh she
• 2:03:28
  does have a show. Yeah, yeah, no, I can see Keening
• 2:03:32
  on the Today Show, the Jennifer Hudson Show. I'll go to hold on
• 2:03:38
  Huh. No, Mike. Mike would have to go to Windy I said,
• 2:03:41
  yeah, without a doubt you you would have to go to because you're
• 2:03:44
  both some messy bitches like just being there, just skewing a hot take.
• 2:03:50
  Yeah, I was going Jennifer Hudson. Yeah, I'm going to Jennifer Hudson
• 2:03:55
  Show. I want to go on the Today's Show. But with the old
• 2:03:57
  hosts, like the ones that was tucking each other? Was not the Today
• 2:04:00
  Show? What show was that? I think that was a local No,
• 2:04:03
  that was that? Was that? Was the Today Show? Right? No,
• 2:04:06
  might have been it wasn't that. It wasn't that Today Show? A
• 2:04:10
  Good Morning America? Was it Coast Affair? Yeah? Good Morning America?
• 2:04:18
  But did you did you hear half with that? Yeah? So apparently got
• 2:04:21
  together you see there that that comes together are together? Now did you read
• 2:04:29
  this on the HAPs That's fly, that's fly. But apparently there at the
• 2:04:32
  exs. So now people are saying they might have been swinging like the whole
• 2:04:38
  time crazy. Now they just all hate each other allegedly. Sounds like good
• 2:04:45
  tim crazy. That's the exit. That's a that's some serious trauma bonding,
• 2:04:56
  very wild. That's like that. I forget what movie ca. That's actually
• 2:05:00
  mars Hell because now they both get in conversation from both their the spouses support.
• 2:05:04
  So yeah, living life, that's like this is from but it's the
• 2:05:09
  one scene where the guy and the girl got caught sucking each other and then
• 2:05:12
  the exes come in and then they suck each other right in front of the
• 2:05:15
  couple adults, adulterers. The Asian girl and the big nigga busted insider to
• 2:05:28
  blasting in her. He looked at his eyes, Yo, nigga, look
• 2:05:31
  me in my eyes? Are you are you green? Fine? Nigga's crazy.
• 2:05:36
  You've gotta be ready to go to hell or jams Man. At that
• 2:05:40
  point, you got the kurt angle. Mean, just hey, listen,
• 2:05:44
  at that point, the China got to take that to the chin. That's
• 2:05:47
  your fault, somebody, that's your fault. He's taking something to the chick.
• 2:05:50
  I don't give I didn't do that anything. You're insinuating a fight.
• 2:05:56
  Hey, you don't do a We don't get to be end up and see
• 2:06:00
  we're gonna find out he's going to be the grave because somebody's dying and it
• 2:06:05
  has to be me included. It has to be me included because you will
• 2:06:10
  not. They were just sitting me and my eyeballs and blast off. They
• 2:06:15
  were just sitting there. And then how how bad would it be that you
• 2:06:21
  then lose that fight. I don't at that point, you just gotta take
• 2:06:25
  your life. We're not fighting anything. You will not know pull it out.
• 2:06:34
  You just then your girl leaving a snail trail, sea slug, a
• 2:06:49
  sea cucumber. Next question, question, next question, what about nighttime TV?
• 2:06:57
  That's that was the follow up question. Really, yeah, we would
• 2:07:01
  all be on the mask that that's not like late Night Talks on Jimmy is
• 2:07:10
  going on the Daily Show? Oh okay show. Yeah, I'm going on
• 2:07:15
  Jimmy Towns for sure. He you know what, him be gone like Trevan,
• 2:07:19
  I didn't like him at first, but him being gone, I realized,
• 2:07:25
  oh wow, he actually was pretty good. They got that guy changing
• 2:07:28
  there now right Because I could hear to John Stewart. I like John Stewart
• 2:07:30
  so much. Oh bro, John Stewart is amazing. Maybe that's why I'm
• 2:07:34
  trying. I think I went to that show live that was I think I
• 2:07:36
  ever gave him a fair shake. But then like seeing him going, like,
• 2:07:41
  okay, he was really good. He was pretty good. And it's
• 2:07:45
  like, yo, every day being fun every night, that's fucking hard.
• 2:07:51
  Yeah, I got right, he got right. You still have to have
• 2:07:56
  that charisma every day. Hey, when you got it, you got it.
• 2:08:00
  So it just yeah, you have to have the factor to be on
• 2:08:01
  that. It's like I'd rather do radio shows or like podcast tour. Now
• 2:08:07
  we got to go and promote. Yeah, I've never been on TV before.
• 2:08:09
  I've never been on TV before either. Sure, I want to be
• 2:08:13
  on TV. I don't what happened twenty twenty four, we'll be on TV.
• 2:08:18
  I got that commercial add the Kingdom tried to out for so huh,
• 2:08:22
  like what oh you did no about to say? What the fuck like?
• 2:08:28
  When did that? I was like meeting, Yeah, hit the stop button.
• 2:08:33
  What the fuck? Like? We got the capital, we got money
• 2:08:37
  coming in boys. Nah all right. Next question, how do y'all feel
• 2:08:46
  about getting fine for wearing a ski mask in public areas? Good? Yeah,
• 2:08:48
  it feels like a law kingan would make good fine for that ship.
• 2:08:52
  Yeah fine, yeah, good, rest of all, like take that ship,
• 2:08:56
  but the fuck you got that on for? It's it's not even a
• 2:08:58
  good fashion statement, and honestly, like youand it's a robber out it's a
• 2:09:03
  robber out fit. Like people just feel unsafe, Like it doesn't matter if
• 2:09:07
  you're black, white. If you have one a ski mask, you look
• 2:09:09
  crazy. You look crazy. I can't like your face, you look like
• 2:09:13
  it just looks wild. And also, like I heard, it's like a
• 2:09:15
  sanitary issue now to like people aren't watching the ski probably not, probably not.
• 2:09:20
  So yeah, I'm not. I'm not mad at that ship at though.
• 2:09:22
  I mean, I'm with it all the death. Sanitary issue would have
• 2:09:26
  anything to do with me. No, it doesn't, but yeah, COVID
• 2:09:30
  reasons. It kind of had a thing, I guess. But yeah,
• 2:09:33
  yeah, I'm cool with the man ski mask. I was tired of seeing
• 2:09:37
  the ship in the air. Sure, year old, non washed, crusty
• 2:09:45
  ass man. Probably crazy. You're smelling it on your face all day.
• 2:09:52
  Yeah, because you want to look like they got from the ops. You
• 2:09:56
  want to like shisty from the ops and home depot. Anybody ain't mama got
• 2:10:01
  ops now, yeah, my sister has. If you got ops, they
• 2:10:05
  know what you look like, whether you got a shisty on or not.
• 2:10:07
  Nigga, fuck real, I can feel that jobs. Nigga, they know
• 2:10:11
  who you are because niggas are still getting shot with Shisty's on. So you're
• 2:10:16
  ops lit around the corner from you. They can they know, they know
• 2:10:20
  you're height and weight. Bro, They got your ops are inside the room.
• 2:10:24
  They got your paged not to say it was about time, but cares
• 2:10:28
  find something else to wear. We're hat. We're an actual hat, you
• 2:10:33
  know, to do the old school thing, a hat, hood and the
• 2:10:37
  glasses, blue mask, the regular man. Yeah, yeah, we're a
• 2:10:41
  COVID mask. Did you want to be masked up so bad? It's black
• 2:10:46
  mask where I got a weak immune system. They took up my spleen.
• 2:10:52
  COVID still out here. I got sickles, stel, I got sickles.
• 2:10:56
  You see the treatment? Yeah that yeah, spur, that is an amazing
• 2:11:01
  thing for black people. Shout out to them, and I hope that it
• 2:11:05
  further progresses. Yes, those black, Yes, it's amazing for those black.
• 2:11:11
  Shout out to Ryan Clark, rest in peace of prodigy. Yes,
• 2:11:16
  is that what he died? Well, they said he died from choking on
• 2:11:18
  peanut butter. But butter took the whole definition of a choker sandwich. Literally,
• 2:11:35
  come on, hell a little bit, that's crazy. Half of mom
• 2:11:46
  Deep, one of the greatest rappers ever. Cause of Death choke on Skippy
• 2:11:56
  Naturals my favorite Chunky's Chunky. Oh man, you're under surveilans, buddy,
• 2:12:05
  that's crazy. But I mean, I get it, he said. I
• 2:12:16
  was like, Skippy, you niggas sick, bro sh. I'll start laughing.
• 2:12:24
  At the same time, I wasn't even laughing. That's the thing.
• 2:12:28
  That's what made it funny, because I read it. So I read that
• 2:12:33
  in Ebony. I heard that was remember Jet magazine? Yes, yeah,
• 2:12:41
  good John. Last question from the patrons, I said, why, y'all
• 2:12:46
  niggas can't say reptile anymore? It's not even that bad for real. Well,
• 2:12:52
  well, it is that. It's not. It's not to me.
• 2:12:56
  But I understand that my sensibilities are not the norm. So listen, listen,
• 2:13:03
  listen. We gotta understand that it's not twenty ten anymore, and that
• 2:13:09
  they are consequences for some things. There's a such thing as too far,
• 2:13:16
  And sometimes even though what you perceive is too far, what is perceived as
• 2:13:22
  too far isn't what you may consider too far. It is what it is.
• 2:13:26
  Yeah, this whole new ship with diddies really opened Mike's eyes to how
• 2:13:31
  that's a change his ways? That didn't that said it was the same.
• 2:13:39
  But I don't like, don't even mention that. Don't even mention that ship
• 2:13:43
  with me, nigga, Okay, just don't even we've been we've been good.
• 2:13:48
  I don't even know nothing. Don't even add that to my development chart.
• 2:13:52
  Okay, then be like, yeah, here doing diddies my groove.
• 2:13:58
  Don't got nothing add to it. I grow, don't got nothing to do
• 2:14:01
  with him. He was doing freak offfs in the Underage Whorehouse Freak. Calling
• 2:14:05
  it a freak off was so crazy. It's like he had a going you're
• 2:14:11
  not you're not gonna Melissa Ford me, all right, Oh that that was
• 2:14:16
  wild. Now Cam Cameron's getting backlash. Now they're like, oh it actually
• 2:14:20
  you look weird. Okay, h we talked about its. Yeah, Yeah'm
• 2:14:24
  gonna say we can since you talking, you watched Joe Budden, But this
• 2:14:28
  ain't really got nothing to do with Joe. Well she's on the pod,
• 2:14:30
  that's yeah. So she said what she said that y'all heard what she said.
• 2:14:35
  Listeners who don't know they're talking about Cam and Mace. Uh, we're
• 2:14:39
  telling a story. About how they were ade a whorehouse and they took a
• 2:14:43
  girl out of the whorehouse with home or whatever, two men, and they
• 2:14:46
  said, this is like in like ninety three or ninety six. It was
• 2:14:50
  early nineties and they were both like eighteen, but when that came out,
• 2:14:52
  no, that came out later. So they said they did whatever, took
• 2:14:56
  out the whorehouse, took her home, blah blah blah. And Melissa they
• 2:15:01
  telling the story or listening to the story, Mussa's like, I don't know,
• 2:15:05
  like that's kind of sketchy because you sure like those girls in there aren't
• 2:15:09
  underage, which is a why, which that's like her first thing. And
• 2:15:11
  then a few moments later she puts some context to it, was like,
• 2:15:16
  well, everything you hear nowadays about these whorehouses and like sex trafficking, typically
• 2:15:22
  these girls are underage. So that's why I asked, right, that gets
• 2:15:24
  cut out of there. But that was that was her reason, just providing
• 2:15:28
  the whole story. That was her context. Cam and Mace don't say anything
• 2:15:33
  about it in their next episode. On the next episode of Joe Shit,
• 2:15:39
  all the all the guys like automatically, right, agains Jo, that's crazy.
• 2:15:43
  You should have said that. Next episode, she apologizes, I thought
• 2:15:48
  about it, shouldn't have said it like that, I framed it really bad,
• 2:15:50
  blah blah blah. Should have said it. And then the next episode
• 2:15:52
  of Cam and Mace, that's when they address it. Did heress Did he
• 2:15:56
  address it? But he addressed it mainly on live that's in the pod.
• 2:16:01
  And then he posted the the thing about her and Iced Tea, and then
• 2:16:05
  he said that she fucked iced Ty for two thousand dollars in the club bathroom
• 2:16:11
  or something, and then she posts and then he posted a about like not
• 2:16:16
  apologizing now, like I'm gonna call Ice on you or whatever. She's Anadian
• 2:16:20
  and it's just about saying whatever. But then he went on to say that
• 2:16:24
  him and makes were actually underage, would have happened, and like how they
• 2:16:28
  shouldn't have been in there to begin with. I don't know. Now it's
• 2:16:30
  just kind of created this whole discussion about one, she apologized and then you
• 2:16:37
  got mad when you weren't mad or you didn't say anything before the apology,
• 2:16:39
  and then two now you give kind of credence to her original statement by saying
• 2:16:45
  you underage? So is there a chance that the girls and they were also
• 2:16:48
  underage. Yeah, well so I guess that wouldn't if they're both they're all
• 2:16:52
  under age. Just because you apologize, I'm not saying. I'm just saying
• 2:16:56
  when people think that just because you apologize doesn't absolve you from reactions to what
• 2:17:03
  you said. You still said what you said true and what you said without
• 2:17:07
  any knowledge? Can we damaging? Especially it's time when you especially when you
• 2:17:13
  just said it, just to say it, Yeah, saying anything. That's
• 2:17:16
  why you need to think before you speak. Now, is it a little
• 2:17:22
  corny a little bit that he waited until after he apologized. Probably he said
• 2:17:26
  he in his thing though he said he said he was that he was going
• 2:17:30
  to eventually say something, but him, I guess him seeing the apology made
• 2:17:33
  it just come faster. Yeah, And then there was also like more of
• 2:17:37
  her context was in light of the whole like Diddy ship and the whole New
• 2:17:43
  York. Y'all know about the New York law that allowed you to like submit.
• 2:17:46
  That's why, like Jamie Fox called it, that's why all that came
• 2:17:48
  out one time the same day they wrote that law in or whatever it was
• 2:17:52
  about the end, it's like in this climate, this probably isn't a good
• 2:17:56
  time to be telling stories like that on like a public platform, Like you're
• 2:17:58
  gonna talk about that with your boys, fine, whatever, but like violent
• 2:18:03
  things that say, this ain't the time to be doing that. Sure,
• 2:18:05
  yeah, not wrong, but sure. But then when you insinuate, when
• 2:18:09
  you add a liar, I'm not she literally said, I think she said,
• 2:18:15
  like, what are we just like, we're not sure that them girls
• 2:18:18
  could have been under age? And she's like, who, she said,
• 2:18:20
  who's to say that's a crazy curve ball to throw? That's not like why
• 2:18:26
  we don't have to go understand it's a crazy story to tell. But also
• 2:18:30
  you saying that doesn't help anybody. You took it to a thousand level of
• 2:18:35
  crazy because now you'reesh. And now to the people that say, well,
• 2:18:41
  you give a creed a story statement that they were probably under age because they
• 2:18:46
  said they were underage, yes and no. Yeah, yes to the blatant
• 2:18:52
  fact that those girls could have been underage then, but no to the fact
• 2:18:56
  that it's not on them because they they were being victims too, essentially,
• 2:19:05
  because if they're all under age, they're victims. Are you a victim for
• 2:19:11
  choosing to participate in the league? Activity. I think when I don't know,
• 2:19:16
  I'm asking like, what do you think? I don't know. Yeah,
• 2:19:18
  like victims, you I don't know. But the victim, if you're
• 2:19:22
  seventeen, they're not choose to go into an illegal whorehouse. Are you really
• 2:19:26
  a victim? I think you're just very naive, and I mean victims.
• 2:19:31
  Yeah, if you are a victim, if you went there with somebody who
• 2:19:33
  is of age and you're only seventeen, and that person's like, yo,
• 2:19:35
  come on, we going to here? Yeah, possibly you're you're you're a
• 2:19:39
  victim, especially if you and if you sleeping with a woman as older.
• 2:19:41
  I don't think you can be seen as the type of criminal that that original
• 2:19:46
  statement may insinuate. Yeah. No, I'm just thinking because he said it
• 2:19:50
  was him and him and Mace. Ye, I don't say it to anybody
• 2:19:52
  else. But if say two sixteen or seventeen year ol kids decided to go
• 2:19:56
  into a whorehouse and partaking it, that that's already legal right there, I
• 2:20:01
  mean let alone whoever let them in. Yeah, so no, just the
• 2:20:05
  establishment, Yeah, you can't. You can't have a whorehouse in New York.
• 2:20:09
  It's not Vegas. That it's all many story that could have went on
• 2:20:13
  untold. Yeah, and that's that's how I saw it from beginning the story
• 2:20:16
  that went on to like, you really shouldn't be telling them that we could
• 2:20:20
  talk about the nineties, especially because it isn't show a sports show. Yeah,
• 2:20:22
  that was like the only time they talked about something that wasn't y'all doing.
• 2:20:26
  You know, sometimes you get off topic. That's what you tend to
• 2:20:28
  do. That off topic to get talking about biggest player basketball to talking about
• 2:20:35
  right the train of talking about Zion Yeah, and then just probably it's an
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  easy what Yeah, mo, Ryan Mills paying for hose? Remember that one
• 2:20:48
  time? I mean, I went, that's how you connected. I guess
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  you could, but that's wild. Give me a kid wants to the next
• 2:21:01
  question. Since Q know so fucking much about Fast and Furious, when did
• 2:21:07
  they go to the gas station? You know, bitch, obviously you know
• 2:21:20
  that you'll never see a gas means you watched it just as much as me
• 2:21:24
  that got the gas tank in their backyard. Facts, this is a Patreon
• 2:21:28
  question. The cars don't run on gas. They run on research to find
• 2:21:33
  out exactly who sent that so he can contact them. I got, you
• 2:21:41
  know, put ten myself. I will replace that niggas so easy then the
• 2:21:52
  I P. It's like, we won't even skip a beat without you.
• 2:21:56
  Not any movies like that. You'll never like little ship like that is never.
• 2:22:03
  I do be watching movie wondering that. I'm like, nigga didn't go
• 2:22:05
  to the gas, and you don't want to be like. I ain't never
• 2:22:09
  seen niggas ship in the movie. It would I have supposed movie funny,
• 2:22:16
  like an actual like ship, like like like a serious movie. It's like
• 2:22:20
  a five minute ship. It's just him shipping, just strolling before he saw
• 2:22:26
  the missing interesting happening. He's just shipping like because that's not a thing.
• 2:22:31
  So I see what they're saying. It would be like if we had a
• 2:22:35
  Creed movie and they didn't do no exercise. Ye, nigga, wonder did
• 2:22:39
  you trade? They just fight? They just do the ain't no jumping taxis
• 2:22:45
  just just straight scrapping. Take no drinks of water, like bitch, you
• 2:22:48
  just box a whole fight. And they never did no water on just ten
• 2:22:52
  boxing matches in one movie, not one swing of water. Said he doesn't
• 2:22:56
  need a single wheel change for that super That's crazy, Damn. He ain't
• 2:23:01
  changes air filter or nothing. No maintenance lights came on. Do you ever
• 2:23:07
  watch the car Niggas always just got nitrous laying around just always in a random
• 2:23:13
  country. I got a nitress. You get this a k from Nigga,
• 2:23:22
  crazy, like you can't even speak the language like you, but you gotta
• 2:23:24
  connect to the nitrous and the sella. They speak cars and that's all that's
• 2:23:28
  the like they speak family, the universal language, exactly, family of cars.
• 2:23:33
  That Nigga made Nitris out of a coke kde top and easy n you
• 2:23:45
  took the little the tame off coke caine and a broke down car, the
• 2:23:50
  Jalopie. That was a crazy thing. Wow, boy, next question a
• 2:23:56
  fiery blaze. Yep, he did backwards backwards, but not the opening scene.
• 2:24:01
  Yes, I remember watching that, like that was the last that past
• 2:24:07
  house. That was the last one I watched. Was that we did well?
• 2:24:09
  No that was no no, no, no? Was that pass?
• 2:24:11
  Yeah? Yes, he won't race in reverse and we immediately turned it off
• 2:24:16
  and we were like we immediately picked up the movies. I'm like, yeah,
• 2:24:22
  I remember that. I can't think that was when the committed that moving
• 2:24:26
  around when the PS four just came out committed. That doesn't make sense.
• 2:24:30
  That makes it. I'm gonna got reverse and going forward shouldn't have car going
• 2:24:35
  forward shouldn't have won that race like that. He just shouldn't have want crossed
• 2:24:39
  the line and then the car broke. It was a race. They just
• 2:24:43
  got it. They got plot armored for the races. Niggas ninety nine thousands
• 2:24:46
  to write him to lose. I guess that's happened when you live in life
• 2:24:50
  a quarter mile at a time. The group, I guess, I guess.
• 2:24:54
  And then that's the tank to Hey, whoever asked that? Fuck?
• 2:25:01
  Do you figure pop about to watch the whole series? I despite just it
• 2:25:05
  makes no sim watching you thinks, go to the gas station at least once.
• 2:25:09
  They really passed your six gas stations on the way to Brazil. Next
• 2:25:16
  question, do you niggas need Elsie forra structure because that last episode was everywhere?
• 2:25:22
  No, No, that was just Mike. Huh that just might be
• 2:25:24
  in Mike. We just you know was everywhere. We too. Hear this
• 2:25:28
  one, nigga, I got some news. I don't stop much. They
• 2:25:35
  must you must be new here. Yeah, you must have one episode of
• 2:25:37
  me being the quarterback other than that you got polished, and yes, they
• 2:25:41
  can go back a couple episodes. You want to hear someone in Bounce,
• 2:25:46
  go to the go to the double digit episode. Oh god, don't don't
• 2:25:52
  go there, go to about twenty eighty five. I haven't listened to that,
• 2:25:56
  and since it came out, this is an episode sixty seven I've never
• 2:26:00
  listened to. It's all went on. Sorry, keene we listen to talking
• 2:26:03
  to it either. Elsie actually wasn't there, bitch, so he actually watch
• 2:26:13
  if you are, I'm gonna tell you one and you can find some episodes
• 2:26:20
  of talking to it summarized them to me, Keenan, will buy you merch
• 2:26:26
  It don't even exist anymore? Did that? It's it's still on Facebook,
• 2:26:28
  the internets forever face. Facebook is the only app I know that be having
• 2:26:33
  expiring links and ship you gotta find the page does not existing. Like what
• 2:26:39
  Laurien was petty and deleted this ship. He didn't do that. He didn't
• 2:26:41
  think about that exactly. He's not thinking that far ahead. You better delete
• 2:26:46
  that digital footprint, damn, Keenan. We almost got the the whole episode
• 2:26:50
  without talking about the Laurien. No, I've been on Keenan, head.
• 2:26:54
  So I was trying to you know, no, that's all right, No,
• 2:26:58
  sorry, I felt attacked. I'm sorry, backed me to a corner
• 2:27:05
  to me, you said it? What else say? I listened to those
• 2:27:11
  episodes either they're talking about the double digit episodes talking about this podcast. How
• 2:27:16
  did attacking you? I said, I ain't listened to the whole episodes.
• 2:27:20
  Oh during the fucking twenty to ninety you was part of that ship. Damn
• 2:27:26
  sorry, okay, next one, Damn sorry. You've been on here for
• 2:27:31
  a while. For a long time. It literally just past four years.
• 2:27:35
  Like last episode, I still remember the day you came up to me,
• 2:27:39
  was like, Yo, y'all need a camera man. Last episode it was
• 2:27:43
  it was I remember what y'all told me. I'm like, yeah, it's
• 2:27:45
  got a cute Thanksgiving. Q came up to me, drunks. Hell,
• 2:27:52
  I was too, I said, Yo, y'all need a camera man?
• 2:27:54
  Yo? See on the podcast. I was like, hell yeah, bro,
• 2:27:56
  Like it's just it's just me, Mike and Corey. So you trying
• 2:28:00
  to be down? Yeah, all right? That same that that you know
• 2:28:03
  what it means where it's like you wish you could go back and talk.
• 2:28:11
  That's back when I thought Michael's funny. He's just anger. He's just frustrating.
• 2:28:16
  That's right. It's not only know that black people so much. Okay,
• 2:28:24
  I'm gonna hate these niggas. It's not fun seeing how the chocolates made.
• 2:28:31
  I was like about you people that be like, oh, put me
• 2:28:37
  on, make me a guess you don't want to see how you know you
• 2:28:41
  don't want this because you won't be getting home until three four o'clock in the
• 2:28:43
  morning. Anyway, you are at least other problems except for up to work.
• 2:28:52
  I gotta go to them into my office. You got it. I
• 2:28:54
  gotta get up and go to work. Rap, nigga, room that has
• 2:29:03
  to get up and go to work. Now, No where are you going,
• 2:29:07
  Depending on the day I go into the office. Sometimes depending on the
• 2:29:11
  day. I want healthy, I go to work now, I got a
• 2:29:15
  job school. Would you just say you go to work win, I'm healthy.
• 2:29:18
  It's only now only been a month, nigga. Don't do that because
• 2:29:22
  this is part of this podcast where you didn't get up and go to work
• 2:29:24
  either, Nigga. That was a long time ago. All COVID, all
• 2:29:28
  three years three years of COVID. I'm working before COVID. I don't know
• 2:29:37
  the first year I probably no, no, no, no, there was
• 2:29:39
  a point in time. So it was the point in time was when we
• 2:29:41
  started. I wasn't working when we first started podcast, wasn't working. He
• 2:29:43
  wasn't working when I in the middle of me being here. I remember,
• 2:29:52
  oh yeah, that was a good. No, he was doing both.
• 2:29:54
  Just because I was getting COVID and putting it doesn't mean I wasn't working.
• 2:29:56
  I was working. It was part time ND sent not work the COVID unemployment.
• 2:30:01
  I wasn't working. Yes, yeah, let me just have some question
• 2:30:05
  now, No, because I don't know this is what this is the rails.
• 2:30:09
  Yeah, we are, but listened with clarification. Now, I started
• 2:30:13
  starting my job that I am at now, but I started part time,
• 2:30:16
  Okay, right, maybe it was that was that was that was? That
• 2:30:20
  was October twenty you know, like two three days a week. Yeah,
• 2:30:22
  I was there like two three days, that's right, right, And then
• 2:30:26
  I got the other job. So I was working two jobs until about March.
• 2:30:30
  That's when COVID really hit and I stopped the second job because they just
• 2:30:33
  said shutting everything down and I never got it back. But then yeah,
• 2:30:37
  yeah, I'm read. Yeah, alright, all right, Mike, we
• 2:30:39
  got work history, all right? Week about for you? Now it's not
• 2:30:46
  but that's next yep, next question. I guess we got one more.
• 2:30:52
  What's worse to hear during sex another man's name or is it in yet other
• 2:31:00
  man's name? For sure? Is it in yet? Is it in yet
• 2:31:03
  another man's name? Yeah? That hurts, but at least that could be
• 2:31:05
  a slip up? What the fun kind of slip up? What I'd rather?
• 2:31:11
  I'd rather hear another man's name than I'm twenty pumps in and the like.
• 2:31:15
  Is it in yet? Yeah? Because at least it isn't yet.
• 2:31:24
  That's not a couple of birds. If I hear is it in yet?
• 2:31:28
  At least I still know you're present with me. When I hear another man,
• 2:31:33
  you're somewhere else now in her mind, Yeah, you're somewhere else.
• 2:31:35
  Whatever gets a job done, baby, that's crazy. That can be Dante
• 2:31:41
  for what that sounds is like I'm putting into work that you know, she
• 2:31:43
  having flash back of another good time. So it's good having a good time,
• 2:31:46
  so she's not thinking about your good It's still a good time. Gag.
• 2:31:50
  Is it can make checks with a woman gay he's being at least he's
• 2:32:07
  sticking. At least she knows he's some good dick right now because at least
• 2:32:13
  at least it was putting it down. That means I'm putting it down just
• 2:32:18
  as good as him. If you if you're listening to this audio leaf auto,
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  please go to the YouTube and go to this time segment. Watched Mike
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  bringing it around town. Oh wow, he's actually he just finished. That's
• 2:32:45
  a little shake. No, you know what's crazy. The w n B
• 2:32:48
  a clip right when I get up and did the way sold girl qual comment.
• 2:32:54
  Oh, I've never actually seen Mike stick. I've never seen any of
• 2:33:01
  us. I think I say it up in one clip, but never up.
• 2:33:07
  He can be on two feet. Oh man, Yeah, I don't.
• 2:33:15
  I'd rather hear some else because at least I'm hitting it, and after
• 2:33:20
  that, I ain't gon hit no more. But I'll still beat. If
• 2:33:24
  I said this is in here, I'll still beat. You're gonna say,
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  nah, what do you say? No? No, no, no finger
• 2:33:35
  with the dick. I don't think inger if your finger is more affected than
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  your dick. Boy, no double, I say with you got some real
• 2:33:46
  problems. But he might have go to the doctor. You might need to
• 2:33:52
  go off a cliff. The doctor can't help. I'm gonna tell you one
• 2:33:56
  thing. If if your fingers more affected me your dick, I'm gonna I'm
• 2:34:01
  not gonna run through the whole bit. But if you listen, don't do
• 2:34:07
  it. Don't do it. Just go to home, depot depot, stop
• 2:34:11
  paints, past the dry wall, go past the door knock. Did you
• 2:34:16
  not just have a whole segment where you're saying that things that you say can
• 2:34:20
  be detrimental. Correct? Do you know what's detrimental having a small penis?
• 2:34:24
  Okay, so let's sign this out. I'm trying to cleanse the community.
• 2:34:28
  You know. Go past the fucking the John Deer tractors and you going to
• 2:34:33
  that rope section in the back. That's all we need to say. This
• 2:34:37
  is how the Ultrumites got got all the weak people out. You gotta call
• 2:34:41
  the week, you gotta cold, you gotta you gotta, you gotta call.
• 2:34:46
  Maybe this is how you become the superior. Yeah, you know,
• 2:34:50
  how you stop little dickness in the community, can pull all the little dicks
• 2:34:56
  around all lit up, Amen, trying to be on the bottom. You're
• 2:35:01
  do it feels right because you know once all them are gone, someone's gonna
• 2:35:07
  be on the bottom. Very true. And then what happens to them?
• 2:35:09
  And because a new standard, a little dicks just getting it's just not there's
• 2:35:20
  nothing left, but like fifteen, what's long dicks and the bottom everywherewhere?
• 2:35:30
  What you gotta sacrifice? You gotta be out of the resistance, the underground
• 2:35:33
  little dicks they can wear a wrist band. Why are we wants to being
• 2:35:39
  being a part of the tiny meat? Tattoos and stick You got no choice,
• 2:35:43
  Mike, You tattoos and go and sexist? What's the women right?
• 2:35:46
  The funt? What's the women's version? Pussy liaison Jesus the Lord, Wow,
• 2:35:52
  the least. But you can't just look at this pussy alliance. You
• 2:35:58
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  Wow, I'm guessing that we're going got throw on a little goos and
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• 2:36:18
  pusy sounds like a digial, dude, it sounds like an obo. A
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  probably one. It sounds like a car crash would be the worst ever invented
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  treated. Yeah, now you're right. The Tiny Meat Resistance, what does
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  that uniform look like? Chastity chastity belt? Okay, everybody, you can't
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  see what my size? That's my business. Everybody got cock range that should
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• 2:37:22
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• 2:37:30
  just looking a little dirty and dishovel straight. What's gonna be the chain?
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  You can't rate my cock. I tied it behind the lock. You
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• 2:40:37
  Mark call and Will did me in and did me right, I was back
• 2:40:41
  in my bathroom getting ready to hang out with one of my friends, Alice.
• 2:40:45
  She and I used to work together at the Department of Motor Vehicles At
• 2:40:48
  one point. Alice lived next to me when Clarence was still living, but
• 2:40:50
  now she was living over in Bronzeville while I lived in Hyde Park. I
• 2:40:56
  had recently sure I had recently retired from them after a good fifty years of
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  service. Apparently she was gonna introduce me to one of her cousin's friends.
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  You already know. I had to ask how old this dude was. I
• 2:41:11
  told Alice straight up, I ain't messing with anyone over fifty. I asked
• 2:41:16
  to see a picture, but apparently tonight was supposed to be a blind date.
• 2:41:20
  After taking a long, hot shower, I was now quickly putting on
• 2:41:24
  some makeup, getting my face ready for tonight. Some moments later, my
• 2:41:28
  face was now beat to perfection as usual, and I was ready to show
• 2:41:31
  out. I'll tell you this though, Alice had better not be setting me
• 2:41:35
  up with some limp dick, big nigga dick with some limp dick nigga either
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  oh or her and I were gonna have it out. Oh No, see
• 2:41:46
  one thing y'all gonna learn about Veneda. See, we've learned so many things
• 2:41:50
  that I really don't give a damn about anyone's opinions. Life is too short
• 2:41:54
  to be caught up on how people think of you. You gotta do,
• 2:41:56
  you, child shit. You got one life to live, live it to
• 2:42:01
  the fullest. Ain't nobody got time to get their time wasted. Okay,
• 2:42:05
  I absolutely do not do bullshit. So with that being said, I had
• 2:42:09
  to turn some eyes tonight in the event that this date fell through. Oh,
• 2:42:16
  Miss Vernito was gonna be bringing back some dick tonight. You better believe
• 2:42:20
  that. That being said, I wasn't one of them types of women that
• 2:42:24
  dressed for their age. Yeah, of course not. I refused to live
• 2:42:28
  up to those old women expectations. So I threw on this new black leather
• 2:42:33
  Gucci body what what the fuck? Okay, new black leather Gucci bodysuit and
• 2:42:39
  some matching pumps. I made sure to buy this out for a little extra
• 2:42:43
  tight too, because I wanted this nigga to see this fat cat of mine,
• 2:42:46
  the big yeah, this good grip. When two splashes of Chanelle number
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  five, I checked myself in the mirror one last time. I grabbed my
• 2:43:01
  phone in purse, then stepped out of my townhouse expeditionally, expeditiously, making
• 2:43:07
  my way over to Paul Lett my ruby red drop top twenty nineteen Ford Mustang.
• 2:43:13
  I chucked up the engine and immediately my favorite music started blaring through the
• 2:43:18
  humid air. What song? Is this a real song? Oh? Do
• 2:43:26
  it? Baby? Stick it, baby, move it, baby, lick
• 2:43:28
  it, baby, suck up on that clip until it pussy got a hickey,
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  baby. Yeah, that's city. And the thing is I was about
• 2:43:35
  to ask, I was about to ask, y'all, what do you think
• 2:43:37
  the song was City Girls. I love me some rap music, especially City
• 2:43:41
  Girls. That song TWURQ was my jamy. I already knew what y'all was
• 2:43:46
  thinking, But baby, I refused to be some Anita Baker gladys Knight Areth
• 2:43:50
  for Franklin listening type of bitch. Fuck that what I don't know? It's
• 2:43:54
  good, sounds like good music. Yeah, this right here is the type
• 2:43:58
  of music that'll keep you young. Once I got Paulette on Lake Shore Drive,
• 2:44:01
  I sped my way up to thirty fifth Street. The planned to night
• 2:44:05
  was for me to pick her up. Then two of us were going to
• 2:44:07
  head back south to this club over in South Shore called the Dating Game.
• 2:44:11
  It was a very popular steppers on Steppers lounge. Knowing that already kind of
• 2:44:16
  gave me bad vibes because no one below the age of forty five went to
• 2:44:20
  steppers lounges like that. But Alice gave me her word that this mystery date
• 2:44:24
  was only forty seven. I really think the bitch was lying to me,
• 2:44:28
  but we were gonna see a good Ten minutes later, I pulled Paulette up
• 2:44:33
  to Alice's house. She lived in a nice three story brownstone. I whipped
• 2:44:37
  out my selly and gave her a dial. Hey girl, I'm downstairs.
• 2:44:41
  Okay, I'll be down in a minute, she said to me, and
• 2:44:45
  then hung up. One minute on the dot later, Alice came bustling out
• 2:44:48
  of her building walked slowly up to my car. As she got closer,
• 2:44:52
  I could see she had a weird semi frown on her face. What's wrong?
• 2:44:56
  I had to ask, girl? I said, we girl, I
• 2:45:01
  said, we're going out for a few cocktails and maybe some wings. You
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  dressed like you're about to hang out with my grand babies, she huffed.
• 2:45:11
  Alice was about a decade younger than me, but I swore she acted like
• 2:45:13
  she was someone's damn auntie sometimes. In fact, right now she was dressed
• 2:45:18
  like someone's auntie. I'm sure she is. I'm sure she I'm sure she
• 2:45:22
  sounds like she is. She's still like fifty her age. Yeah, she's
• 2:45:26
  dressing her age. How much more am I reading? She's I read it
• 2:45:33
  to the club and then he stopped. Okay, it's a lot of kwald
• 2:45:35
  Mills details I don't know. Yeah, he's so much to damn details.
• 2:45:39
  He said, When you read this book, you gonna get the image I
• 2:45:43
  read it. I will say, I can unfortunately see all of this.
• 2:45:48
  So because what he's doing is this book should really be like twenty two pages
• 2:45:52
  long. There's a lot of feelings, but he's just this book should be
• 2:45:56
  the size of a doctor suit's redfish, bluefish. He's fluffing it up,
• 2:46:01
  for sure, He's fluffed it. Fluff should be about the size of a
• 2:46:03
  recipe book. M h, some recipe be thick s Okay, she could
• 2:46:11
  be a nicer looking woman if she took a bit better care of herself.
• 2:46:15
  She kind of reminded me of a thicker to malin. Who is that Tamala
• 2:46:18
  Man? Tamala Man? Is Cora Cora from from I don't watch you know
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  mister Brown? Yeah, or not House from Brown? You know you know
• 2:46:30
  me, mister Brown with the as I know him, but his daughter,
• 2:46:35
  daughter's daughter. I don't remember, man, I blocked it out of my
• 2:46:39
  memory. Man, No, no, it's not Tamlor. That is Tamla
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  Man. You take me to the game. I got nothing for you to
• 2:46:48
  God, damn, my boy, I've seen it. I just don't I
• 2:46:50
  don't remember, all right, I got you in a second, all right.
• 2:46:52
  The only difference was Tamla looked good. I had to trust to trust
• 2:46:58
  does look good. But Alice looked like Tamila's busted down the twin that worked
• 2:47:01
  at some school cafeteria making six dollars an hour. Yeah, damn, she's
• 2:47:05
  a hater. Alice already knew how I got down and how I rolled when
• 2:47:09
  I was in these streets. Yet, oh, okay, when I was
• 2:47:15
  in these streets. Yet she dressed like she was about to bought her entire
• 2:47:18
  outfit off the Clarence racket Walmart. Come, this is actually quite embarrassing.
• 2:47:24
  No one of her husband left her raggedy ass years ago. Damn. In
• 2:47:28
  fact, I didn't even know why I was hanging out with this helf for
• 2:47:31
  tonight. You know what, Let me stop? Yeah you should anyways,
• 2:47:35
  girl, No, don't do me like that. You already know when I
• 2:47:39
  step out the house, I gotta look right. I think you may need
• 2:47:41
  to go change your outfit. Girl. You look like you're about to go
• 2:47:43
  to someone's family reunion. You ain't got nothing better to put on? Uh
• 2:47:48
  uh no, girl, don't no, don't you go there. Don't be
• 2:47:54
  mad at me because you overdressed everywhere we go. Girl. Just last week
• 2:47:58
  when we went to red Lobster. It's like one of the scandalous young girls.
• 2:48:01
  What's really going on with you? I rolled my eyes, going on
• 2:48:05
  with me? Really? See now, I was beginning to get mad,
• 2:48:09
  already done, told y'all how I roll, and here this chick was making
• 2:48:13
  it seem like I was doing the most the nerve of her. Ain't nothing
• 2:48:18
  going on with me, girl. All I know is these men out here
• 2:48:20
  ain't like how they were, ain't how they like were when we were younger.
• 2:48:28
  They want you to come out with it, I said back to her,
• 2:48:31
  hoping she realized how raggedy she looked. I kind of felt bad,
• 2:48:35
  though, for Alice, because her husband wasn't no good and he used to
• 2:48:39
  beat her ass like a runway Oh damn god, God, beat her ass
• 2:48:43
  like a runaway sleeve. I tried to get her to leave him for years,
• 2:48:46
  but her self esteem was so shocked that she swore he'd eventually change.
• 2:48:52
  I think that's enough. Yeah, yeah, I think that's yo. Ernita
• 2:48:58
  is not a good person. He's not that's all. It's not good.
• 2:49:03
  Complain about her friends, her dead husband. Yeah, yeah, I even
• 2:49:09
  need an actor age. Yeah, I don't think she will. I don't
• 2:49:11
  think this isn't looking like, got a whole lot of book left to see
• 2:49:16
  that she will not act her age. She will not. We might jump
• 2:49:20
  forward, yeah, can we get a spark those versions of it? Because
• 2:49:24
  this is ridiculous. I think we might have been off a little bit more.
• 2:49:31
  I don't think so, because this book is not supposed to be this
• 2:49:33
  fucking law. What what narrative can you get through? Because there is no
• 2:49:39
  narrative so far? Where's the problems? Where's the conflict? Conflict? There
• 2:49:43
  is, there is no rising action for it's just I mean, we're still
• 2:49:48
  very very early. Unfortunately, the only conflict is in between the dick appointments.
• 2:49:54
  That's the conflict, and the resolution is her getting the dick. I
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  She actually had those two guys, and that's crazy. After acting like,
• 2:50:09
  oh my gods is gay? Actually, let's see what this bat second thought?
• 2:50:16
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• 2:50:20
  up like that. Claires could never filled me up like two men half his
• 2:50:24
  age. I'm glad he's dead, old ass. Thanks for the social security
• 2:50:30
  bitch ass how dare this old man now dig me down like two men?
• 2:50:35
  Half my aid? Oh no. She was married to him for a years,
• 2:50:39
  so he was never able to dig her down fair enough. He just
• 2:50:45
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  founder brother Slue with your piky tint here ye here, okay, here lies
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• 2:51:22
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