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Tackling the Ostrich: X-Men: Apocalypse Review & Ghostbusters Backlash · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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  bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis
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  nerdy well it's the final week without Luke I know and the birds are
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  excited it's like a Disney movie but it's not the final week where it'll just
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  be two of us unfortunately no I'm not going to be you next week sorry about
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  that oh you know it happens yeah this is the first time we're for warning the
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  audience about it though that's true I'll be on an island with really shitty
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  internet all right sucks nothing I can do literally there's nothing I could be
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  able to do trying to get bitten by something and die yeah it's not really a
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  jungle island it's just a shanty town
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  Island to say fair to say sounds nice yeah going on a holiday are you yeah
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  yeah just a little break just want to get away from all this wealth you
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  know I had a funny anecdote I wanted to tell and I've forgotten what it was yeah
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  I had I had a thought for something I wanted to literally start the show with
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  and I've just completely forgotten now yeah I did the same spent too long
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  trying to fix our [ __ ] audio settings listeners you have no idea yeah
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  technology man who needs it who needs it well I've told you hav an eye about how
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  every time I play Far Cry Primal I just think to myself maybe this is all we
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  need you know if we have something sharp enough to kill a [ __ ] animal so that
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  I can wear its skin as clothing and eat its flesh as meat what else do I need I
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  mean I couldn't do this podcast there's a guy on YouTube who um he does a series
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  of videos about living I guess like Far Cry Primal he um I think he just does it
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  on the weekends like during the week he goes to work and on the weekends has
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  like a a property uh you know like Woodland and I think he maybe lives in
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  in the US somewhere and he just goes out I'd almost I'd almost bet my house on it that
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  he and he goes out and just lives in the woods and he's not allow he doesn't take
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  technology or anything with him but he's got all these videos tutorials on how to
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  do things like um he makes his own bricks from like um mud and [ __ ] and
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  that's how he build his house like he's he's got rules like he's not allowed to
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  use technology well that sounds awesome Matt but he's obviously taking some kind
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  of Technology if he's filming this [ __ ] touche Dan touche no he built a camera
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  out of sticks yeah and mud yeah and and he heated up sand to make the lenses
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  and science that sounds pretty cool though I'm going to check that out I
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  would actually like to check that out yeah well I'll uh I'll find out what
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  it's called and I'll put it in the show notes yeah they are interesting speaking
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  of things that I watched during the week that we will put in the show notes uh do
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  we have a mattam news jingle we probably don't but uh
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  think it's never come up before I finally watched your ADT ad oh cool I
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  found where the house is as well oh yeah yeah it's a good ad it's a good little
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  ad it's not bad dramatic me and my buddy Simon how much of that was real fire uh
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  I don't I'm assume I'm allowed to talk about this uh we I can there's a house
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  in uh in saiv Chase here in
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  Sydney that built a fake house front on their
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  garage so that that front of a house is actually not real and then yeah we uh
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  there were flame bars and uh and smoke machines and uh yeah there was there was
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  real fire and the dog was [ __ ] terrified [ __ ] it was but it was
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  trained not to freak out I guess so yeah wow imagine that imagine being a train
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  dog with a fire and your trainer just sitting there going don't freak out you
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  better not [ __ ] fine and he's like I trust you I trust you now this this
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  large man in a in a fireman's outfit which is probably terrifying because you
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  don't understand what a fireman is he's going to pick you up and carry you out
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  into water that's pouring down cuz we had fire trucks there spraying water see
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  if I didn't know better I would have said somebody has sedated this dog for
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  that scene I'll be honest I don't know
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  no i' I'd say it's a it's a possibility that that happened not the not my
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  favorite uh animal experience I had while I worked in oh God Matt please
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  please tell this story there was a an incident that occurred during the
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  filming of a television commercial for TK Max which is a
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  British um I think department store and they were filming a TV commercial in in
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  Breakfast Point here in Sydney uh and I was in charge of the location and there
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  were ostriches involved they had ostriches in in the front lawn of I
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  still can't figure out why they were ostriches in this but that aside well
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  the premise of the ad was that basically every second house shops at TK Max and
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  their houses got all this cool stuff right can you get an ostrich at TK
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  Max I guess so false advertising if you can't yeah exactly yeah some call them
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  on that let us call them on that so we obviously we had an ostrich Handler
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  there and uh and then at one point one of the ostriches escaped uh and started
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  running down the Street and the guy basically was yelling stay away stay
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  away he'll kick you to death and running behind it yeah running behind it and
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  like Jesus Christ and and then he he pulled out uh a sock from his pocket
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  tackled the um the ostrich and then put the sock over its head because
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  apparently that calms them down matt I think this episode needs to be called
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  tackling the ostrich it's fine with me and and I think I think it's the second
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  part in a Trilogy that starts with punching the camel
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  you remember that and at some point in the future there'll be there'll be some
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  other activity done to some other animal that we need to include as well all right fine
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  depending um yeah that was my favorite animal story I think I don't think yeah
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  that's my favorite animal story not just my favorite mad at work story but just
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  my favorite story period yeah we've been talking about that period in my career a
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  lot lately people often go I tell these stories right and people go that sounds
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  great I'm like no it wasn't it was [ __ ] yeah were [ __ ] I remember one time
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  where you were sent down to take pictures of North Sydney from the south
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  Sydney Bank of Sydney Harbor uh but the
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  Q2 was there which uh is this immense
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  enormous uh vessel mhm a ship if you will and um so you took pictures of like
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  one side and then the other and trying to get all the angles you could uh when
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  there was a big [ __ ] blocking it and when you got back to your office and you
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  were like uh here are the pictures your boss why didn't you get any Dead on
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  and you said well because because the QE2 was there and he said wait for it
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  did you ask him to move [Laughter]
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  it of course I didn't it's
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  ridiculous yeah I did have to organize a toll ship to be moved once yeah and I've
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  I'm sure I've told this story on the podcast too and we um paid them quite a
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  lot of money because they said oh it's going to be very expensive yeah and then
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  when we turned up uh to set everything up this guy came
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  down the guy I guess who organized it to be moved with a bunch of friends and an
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  esy full of beer and said all right see you guys in 6 hours and then sailed off
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  to get drunk on it and I was like on your dime money well spent not my dime I
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  don't care yeah I thought it was funny I was like's he's done well yeah maybe
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  that's a bit of a money-making key right get a ship I mean you got to you got to
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  have money to make money right so first of all you need to get yourself a big
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  ship then you've got to Jetty it right in front
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  of hisorical landmarks that people are going to want to film just park it
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  somewhere inconvenient park it inconvenient and charge money to move it
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  that would be actually you know what could be lucrative is yeah if you see uh
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  often when they're going to film something around they'll get um a road
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  team in to put witches hats down to block off uh parking areas for all the
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  crew and stuff like that right so if you happen to spot one of those areas uh and
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  you can cuz they have a security guard there usually through the night he'll
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  wander around and and keep an eye on stuff and move witches hats when cars
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  move and that if you can get in there and take up a really inconvenient spot
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  the next day you could probably demand some money and they will give it to you
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  that is great because they have money cuz craft Services needs to be right
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  there exactly cuz the director does not want to walk more than 10 ft for a
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  couple of coffee probably but yeah I'll tell V vs to get
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  [ __ ] don't no he s me for revealing the secrets of film crew extortion or
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  whatever the magic of Cinema look speaking of Cinema we've got quite a bit
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  of movie news this week we do we've got quite a lot where do we want to start uh
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  we can start here you saw a film that I haven't seen yet and I am I'm not quite
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  sure if I'm going to go I'm interested well matter I don't know what to say so
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  do you want to hear me talk about it or do you want me to
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  wait and when I say talk about it obviously there's no spoilers um but do
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  you want to hear if I liked it or not yeah I do I didn't that's not surprising
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  no the listeners will not be surprised that I did not like X-Men apocalypse but
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  here's the thing I have liked several of the X-Men movies right I'm not just like
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  [ __ ] hating on this like the way that I've been hating on the uh the Marvel
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  films lately sure but for a
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  movie where so much happens and where there are so many characters and where
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  the stakes are so high they've somehow made
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  that mind numbingly boring yeah okay you
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  know set up set up set up fine fine fine and then I was just sitting there
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  going I I want this to end right now all right well that's that's not the
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  glowing review I was hoping for although I haven't read any not bad like not
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  offensively bad you know sometimes movies just just great at you and you
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  hate him this is not that this is not that at all this is just a movie that in
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  one week's time I will forget even existed yeah that's how I felt about the
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  last one as well though two saving Graces about it yeah I agree with you
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  Matt I agree with that but first class was quite good yeah no I agree I think I
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  don't know Brian Singer has come back and he's just phoning it in and he
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  seriously phoned this in I can think of yeah I mean I yeah anyway I blame the
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  script more than anyone else but uh two
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  saving Graces to it Number One
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  Quicksilver is [ __ ] so good his his one scene he had one scene in Days of
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  Future Past too which was amazing he's got an equally amazing scene in this
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  right look out for that you can't miss it uh they'll make sure you can't yeah
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  probably in the trailers well you'd have to really look away for a good couple of
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  minutes to not see it cool um and anytime fast Bender is on screen
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  honestly like he's he's such an intense actor yeah he's great that even when he
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  does something as [ __ ] awful as this when he's on screen he makes his bits
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  real yeah right he makes his dumb bits of dialogue sound believable so like in
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  in a way you can't you can't blame the director or the script you know when
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  when there is an actor in this who who is doing a good job yeah I see what you
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  mean but if someone's doing a good job why isn't everyone else yeah exactly
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  right make make it good yeah just get fast bed to play everybody yeah
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  I would probably watch that apocalypse is uh is po deman yeah it is I really I
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  found that out recently yeah um they
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  call him Apocalypse in this but that they don't they don't call him
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  apocalypse and they don't really name many of the characters to be honest oh
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  they're just kind of there yeah they they're just standing around watching a lot of the
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  time um yeah it's it's it's an odd amount there's an oddly dis
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  proportionate amount of characters in this right for something that doesn't
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  really involve a lot of people oh well I mean maybe I'll wait
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  for it no see you know you're gonna no maybe I don't know I'm going I'm going
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  to see um what's that new one with Russell Crow and yeah the good guys yeah yeah we're
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  going to the premiere of that here in Sydney tomorrow oh okay so that might be
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  my well I'm not obviously I'm not paying for that so maybe I should go see one
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  well I don't know m i mean you're uh you're a big Russell Crow fan I remember
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  when you saw his uh his band 30 s of grunt I'm hoping he's going to be there
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  I hope him and and Ryan goling as well man that guy's dreamy I'd like to put
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  yourself In Harm's Way Matt is my advice because he will save
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  you yeah good point you've seen those you've seen those videos of him just
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  saving people around New York stopping crying we've got a jingle about that
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  don't we I'm going to have to find it cuz they [ __ ] changed iTunes what the
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  hell iTunes is completely different right now oh for God's sake really here we
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  go be
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  there
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  [Music] it's that's his theme song I'll probably
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  play that to him if he's there that's amazing you should you should
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  man I think I like drive more than other people drive is good man it's real good
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  you like drive as well okay cool cuz I've been recommending it to people who
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  haven't enjoyed it and I was like [ __ ] no I liked it a lot yeah me too speaking
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  of soundtracks yeah of which drive has an excellent soundtrack it does and
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  electronic sound electron [ __ ] can't even talk electronic soundtracks right
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  yes you should watch well [ __ ] it you should watch it anyway because it's an
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  amazing show but you should watch the Nick with uh Clive Warren y
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  but no Rebecca Deon man um a it's a [ __ ] amazing show but B it's it's a
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  period show set late in the early 1900s right but it it has a um a synth
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  score which just gives it this [ __ ] Cool vibe interesting yeah what's it
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  called the Nick k i k nicker Boger okay well that that is what it
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  sounds for in the film I know I'm have to try and remember how to spell nicker
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  as well now here I'll post it in down here on the TV the um
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  Nick we mentioned fast Bender earlier and we haven't talked about this um even
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  though it's been out for a little bit the uh Assassin's Creed trailer yeah
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  came out the other week what did you think did we not talk about this I feel
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  we had a conversation we I think we had a conversation of an email yeah okay
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  what did I think of it yeah I think I like mass mass mass Bender I like Mass
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  Bender a lot I like Michael fast bender and I I usually like the choices he
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  makes in picking films sure so I might see this but [ __ ] it looks not good yeah
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  I couldn't I don't know if it's the the music in the trailer is is really bad
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  and a lot of people have pointed that out so that sure we don't have to talk
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  about that too much it's quite obvious I think yeah and a lot of people
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  complained about it but yeah I don't know it just looks I don't know also
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  Matt I don't know if you read this fact but somebody's come out and said despite
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  what the trailer suggests this film is set 90% in present
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  day huh which I guess is just their way of keeping the studio Happy by saying
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  you know no no no no it's not a weird period film but the thing is right I the
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  trailer it it looks like an adaptation of the game so I don't know what it is
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  that's that's bugging me about it really yeah maybe it's just that I mean it
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  works as a game but it's kind of a silly premise maybe my brain's like n come on
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  guys yeah see thing I I think you know you see all
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  these kind of Old Tommy people doing parkour and like playing that in a game
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  was cool and fun once the first game and then and then but when you see it on
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  when you actually see it you're like well I going to be able to buy this yeah
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  cuz I'm I'm like and cuz the other thing too is when I played the game I I try to
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  forget the fact that there's this nonsense going going on about how it's
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  set in the present day and all that kind of stuff because like you said I I
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  enjoyed the first game a lot because it was like set in [ __ ] Jerusalem and
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  like during the Crusades and stuff like that's interesting to me I don't care
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  about the future stuff whereas this seems like it's very focused on the
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  science fiction yeah side of it and I don't know maybe it's fine I don't know
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  look I'm going to go see this because I mean it looks pretty yeah oh yeah sure
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  so there's that the other thing about it that I thought was interesting is that
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  it's got pre-order bonuses like a vig game yeah it so does I don't know if
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  they did that on purpose probably not but
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  um I've got it is a bit weird isn't it yeah it's how can you have pre-order
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  bonuses for a movie and this is not like well correct me if I'm wrong but this is
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  not like if you pre-order a ticket to the movie you also get a digital
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  download that you can watch on the day no this is like when you buy a video
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  video game and you get you know you buy the deluxe edition you get a copy of you
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  know you get a statue or you know like some bonus [ __ ] and and this is the same
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  thing you buy you pre-order your tickets to see the movie and if you buy the
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  deluxe version you get a digital copy of the script uh or you get a hoodie or you
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  get like you know a crossbow yeah it's like is this we're doing this now is
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  this this is starting up video games and movies now we have to deal with this
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  stuff I mean you don't have to buy it obviously no but and there were uh you
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  know you've always been able to get merch at the cinema you know you can get
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  a you can get a cup shaped like R2D2 it's just a weird choice to take
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  something that people complain about well I mean I thought people complained
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  about this pre-order stuff a lot maybe they don't maybe people love it and it's
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  just where the hearing at the minority clearly enough people love it that they
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  keep doing it well clearly cuz now they're migrating it over to films as
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  well so I don't know maybe I should just shut up and
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  accept that that's a thing I don't have to participate I suppose I just think
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  it's weird especially because it's not only is it coming over to movies it's a
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  video game movie that's bringing it over yeah like I think that just creates this
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  like if if they did if it was a non-v video game adaptation movie we might be
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  having a different conversation about it right this really does feel like they're
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  only doing it because well that's what you do with a video game why wouldn't
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  you do the video game everything you loved about Assassin's Creed is coming
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  to the cinema literally everything including pre-order bonuses until they
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  start doing [ __ ] like unless you buy the deluxe edition
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  film that's right if you want to find out what happens to his wife
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  yeah or like it'll be things like you can you get like a skin for him you know
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  like a costume skin it looks different in your version that's right like like
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  in my in my version of Assassin's Creed the movie he's dressed like a New York
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  fireman if I could pay a little bit extra to watch Batman for Superman again
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  with the 1960s Batman oh my God that might be worth
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  it oh see stop [ __ ] trying to make the seedless watermelon and put all the
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  [ __ ] scientific research into that that's right Didn't They isn't the
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  seedless watermelon solved don't we have those well then what are you doing
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  sitting around I don't know I don't eat watermelon oh [ __ ] water that was a
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  melon component yeah not really not enough of a melon component seriously
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  though you know what that' be used for like literally that people would just be
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  flocking to the cinema and just going scrolling down to nude
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  hit so obviously now that We've joked about it they will Hollywood will start
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  doing it because they steal all their ideas of this show um yeah that's right
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  and in another example of that uh it seems well the rumors are that in the
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  new Spider-Man film The Villain is going to be n other than can you guess who why
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  why don't you tell us it's the vulture only the character that I I
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  offered to play not just offered we did some concept art for that yeah that's
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  right particular version we'll share that again this week right we people
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  we're all about this this was going to be my big break and then now no not only
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  that they''re g it to Michael Keaton Now Matt when I heard this the first thing I
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  thought was are you sure you didn't just watch the Birdman
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  trailer yeah but he was good in that so maybe they went hang on a minute he was
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  good in it and he's always good here's the thing not the point though but
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  here's the thing Michael Keaton has played Batman Birdman and now the
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  vulture yeah like are you noticing a trend here I I am I mean the trend birds
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  I mean that's not that's not a bird I guess the trend is wings flying yeah
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  flying yeah well everybody's playing multiple superheroes these days that's
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  just what you have to do as an actor you got Chris Evans Ryan Reynolds yeah
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  requirement so I assume Robert Danny J is just still searching for his second
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  role yeah or maybe this is his second role because he did play Charlie
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  Chaplain once and he's a bit of a superhero of yours of mine yeah so yeah
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  apparently Michael Keaton has uh been offered the role of a villain in the new
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  Spider-Man film and there are rumors that the villain is the vulture uh all
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  of this might be lies so don't qu me on it when Michael Keaton's not in the film
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  don't send him around to my house looking for a paycheck what are you
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  doing saying I was in the film oh man if he came around probably i' probably give
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  him some money just give him what he wants man well depends on how much he
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  wants ium is expensive maybe he doesn't want money you know what I mean
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  a I don't know how I feel about that all right well that's Michael Keaton news
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  for the week um I think we got any more Michael ke news probably not um I wish
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  we did I wish we had a whole bunch of Michael K news that would make me happy
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  yeah if You' hear if you hear any Michael he news let us know podcast at
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  have you read or heard of the book Ready Player one I have but I've only really
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  heard of it in the context of Steven Spielberg doing a film adaptation right
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  okay well uh we got an email from from Road show this week saying that we might
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  want to let our listeners know about something and we will uh CU I can think
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  of a few that might be interested um basically they're making the film
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  they're adapting the the novel to a film um and if you are a 3D modeler you
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  have the opportunity to create a 3D model um to be used in the film uh you
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  can submit it and if it gets used you get some money and a film credit or
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  whatever and uh if it gets used as background art you also get a little a
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  little bit less money um but we'll we'll link through all the details uh they're
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  going to select at least five artists um and who will the wording is a little
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  strange it says a minimum of five selected artists will each have their
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  Avatar design potentially appear in Ready Player one so it's Al I mean five
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  artists potentially won't appear a minimum a minimum of five artists might
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  be in this yes they're being very careful with they wording uh potentially
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  receive exposure across the Ready Player one's marketing materials and receive
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  $1,000 so I think you will receive $1,000 uh in exchange for assigning All rights to the
• 24:36
  art uh over to them I mean it's not a bad deal if you want to get your um your
• 24:40
  art out there I suppose that's right so send send in a little one
• 24:46
  minute music sample you'd send one in yeah totally I give it a shot yeah so
• 24:52
  you got to create a 3D model uh you got to give them I think a front render and
• 24:55
  a side render uh and also a copy of them you know the model file itself um and
• 25:01
  they uh and they're going to pick a winner there's more details on the
• 25:05
  website um which we'll link through to and also be sure to check out the
• 25:08
  comments because people ask some questions about uh because uh I guess I
• 25:13
  understand as someone who creates music there's information here but there's not
• 25:16
  a whole lot of information here and you don't have to read the whole book if you
• 25:19
  want to try and get a submission before the the deadline and so people have
• 25:23
  asked some questions about you know like uh tone and style and stuff like that
• 25:27
  because also it's hard to tell what Spielberg is going to want it to look
• 25:29
  like absolutely well is it Matt do kind of look the same just send
• 25:35
  him a picture of how and forward yeah just have a little Smokey environment
• 25:40
  with a with a really strong key light yeah and a lens flare yeah and Tintin
• 25:45
  didn't see the tin tin no me Nei maybe I will not the most informed joke of mine
• 25:50
  really just threw it in there what's the Spiel film Tin Tin also that's a weird
• 25:56
  Choice quick think of Ste film uh
• 26:01
  Tintin what is the Spielberg film that has affected you the most oh I would say
• 26:06
  tin hands down uh no what's your favorite
• 26:10
  Spielberg film uh Raiders of the last AR it's my favorite film yeah fair point I
• 26:16
  would say yeah that or maybe Jurassic Park [ __ ] yeah Jurassic Park is good
• 26:21
  yeah it's really good it's very good well I mean you could I'm going to keep
• 26:25
  going then Close Encounters that's also very good yeah exactly and every time I
• 26:28
  see Jaws I'm like well this is a good movie yeah so you know but then I also
• 26:33
  like his uh more grownup films like uh Munich I love Munich yeah I lik Munich
• 26:38
  actually yeah you know we're going to call that don't [ __ ] with the
• 26:42
  Jews is that actually true no it's not didn't think so but da and I were
• 26:47
  calling it don't [ __ ] with the Jews let's watch don't [ __ ] with the Jews and
• 26:50
  then we finally put it on and there's a line in it where he's standing over this
• 26:53
  guy with a gun and then he just goes don't [ __ ] with the jewels and we're
• 26:56
  like hey it's an intense moment it is yeah list
• 27:02
  obviously the lighthearted comedy family
• 27:07
  Schindler's List yeah parody of Schindler's List called
• 27:12
  Schindler's pissed and he gets drunk and accidentally just lets the gates
• 27:17
  open all the come out yeah and it's not it's not exactly that he uh you know was
• 27:23
  intentionally trying to help anyone no Schindler's pissed a a play on words so
• 27:28
  if you want to be in uh you want to be involved in Spielberg's next film we'll
• 27:30
  link through to the the talent House
• 27:33
  website where you can submit a 3D avatar rendering of your own uh for
• 27:40
  consideration for the film it's pretty cool opportunity I think sounds yeah I
• 27:45
  don't know how much you normally get paid uh or if you know it's one of those
• 27:49
  things you know sometimes they say these competitions aren't actually good for
• 27:52
  the artists I don't know how to judge this one cuz I don't do that kind of
• 27:55
  stuff look they're not being exploited they getting paid it's less than you
• 28:00
  would get paid if you were an actual um you know a salar 3D artist on this film
• 28:06
  but you're not you're not anyway yeah so and the old thing about you know they
• 28:10
  say oh you know you get promised exposure and that's not really worth
• 28:14
  much but I mean it's a Spielberg film so maybe it is I don't know yeah it is and
• 28:19
  also you get paid yeah you get a th000 th000 bucks that's worth you know
• 28:25
  slapping something together maybe I'll have it go that's worth staying up all
• 28:28
  night [ __ ] it maybe I'll do one too maybe I will do
• 28:31
  one that could be fun we'll see we'll see um I either that or one of our
• 28:37
  listeners needs to do some 3D versions
• 28:41
  of the multiple nerdgasm oh c in US yeah
• 28:47
  imagine the three of us ended up in a Steven Spielberg movie that would be
• 28:51
  incredible you want to talk about John boa yeah all right why not so uh John
• 28:58
  Boyer was in one Star Wars movie he's about to start in another one think
• 29:02
  that's not news he some other stuff too he was in Attack the Block and uh some
• 29:06
  other saw attack of the block I haven't either I've heard nothing but good
• 29:09
  things about it though I know same I probably should probably watch it yeah
• 29:15
  uh let's do that okay but he's come out and just basically um spilled the beans
• 29:19
  on what to expect for the next the next one he's done a David prow has he he's
• 29:25
  well not quite there's not really any spoilers but here's what he to say Ryan
• 29:29
  Johnson is great it's a different take darker and bigger some will say how do
• 29:35
  you get a bigger than Force awakens it's crazy cool so that's good yeah yeah
• 29:41
  that's good well I mean he's paid a lot of money to to say [ __ ] like that but
• 29:44
  that's still you know I think he'd be in a bit of trouble he was going to out a
• 29:47
  Ryan Johnson sucks yeah yeah he is not doing well so this article's from uh
• 29:54
  variety magazine right where he was interviewed um and obviously they asked
• 29:59
  him how's you know how's it going they also asked him about whether there's
• 30:01
  going to be romance between Finn and Ray and he brushed that off so they also
• 30:05
  asked him uh how dark the film is and he says quote or my skin color gets darker
• 30:11
  because of the heat of the job that's me judging the question because Disney has
• 30:15
  spies everywhere yeah that's probably true yeah so they haven't really
• 30:20
  addressed the romance I like how they dealt with that uh they asked um Daisy
• 30:24
  Ridley about it in an interview and they said I I going to be with any romance
• 30:27
  and she said perhaps and then they went oh does that say me yes and she went no
• 30:30
  but it's more interesting if I say
• 30:33
  perhaps yeah yeah great I think they' they've trained these guys really well I
• 30:39
  think I assume that's what it is they've been like and like Daisy Ridley and John
• 30:44
  Boyer from all I can tell are [ __ ] excited to be in a Star Wars movie yeah
• 30:49
  and they're Charming as [ __ ] like both of them they're just like I just I just
• 30:54
  I just want to hang out with them you know they seem like great people and
• 30:57
  they not they probably just been well trained yeah they're the face of this
• 31:02
  franchise now exactly yeah yeah they were carefully selected for both their
• 31:06
  acting ability and their public speaking abilities yeah that's right their
• 31:10
  likeability in the media it's interesting to think about that actually
• 31:14
  like clearly that must have been a consideration is have to yeah and how is
• 31:19
  this person going to handle the the attention because actually I saw there
• 31:23
  was a post on Reddit this week it was a guy who um spent his tax return last
• 31:27
  year at Star Wars celebration trying to get photos with as many um Star Wars
• 31:32
  cast members as possible and he it was interesting because he posted the photo
• 31:36
  cuz he tried to get everybody to do something a bit funny yeah and then
• 31:39
  there were most of them were pretty good like he got some good ones uh and then
• 31:43
  it got down to um in MC jamed uh he came in and he said oh can we make the
• 31:47
  emperor lightning thing together and in mcj said no I'm just going to stand here
• 31:52
  because that's that's what I do and then he was like all right then but then he
• 31:57
  uh he got with Billy D Williams right yeah and apparently Billy D Williams
• 32:02
  just [ __ ] sat there he came in he oh nice to meet you and Billy D went mhm
• 32:07
  and he said oh I was just wondering if we could you know post for the photo and
• 32:10
  then Billy just sat there mhm all right Jes got the photo left and then someone
• 32:16
  else said they had a similar experience where they um took their kids to get a
• 32:20
  photo with him and everything like that and they're like oh you know big fans
• 32:22
  big fans and he was just like yep Jesus Billy D you ain't that famous
• 32:28
  no but I mean he the least famous in the cast does he have a legitimate medical
• 32:33
  excuse for being a dick like cuz you look look at Carrie
• 32:36
  Fisher right and she does she's she's [ __ ] crazy yeah and she's but she's
• 32:41
  also really great to people so yeah yeah that's right so I don't know what that's
• 32:46
  about but anyway yeah so yeah my point was uh these guys seem like like they're
• 32:52
  good with the fans as well so yeah yeah boa seems to love it he was showing
• 32:58
  up at [ __ ] screenings of force awakens and yeah surprising people he
• 33:02
  loves this [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah man this is dream come true imagine this [ __ ]
• 33:05
  happened to us yeah I know yeah I know but not only that he's like he's like
• 33:09
  [ __ ] you I'm a celebrity I'm and I'm making the most out of it oh yeah
• 33:13
  absolutely cuz John boaga let's be honest is probably going to end up like
• 33:18
  Mark Hamill sure and I don't mean touching a bunch of kids I mean you know
• 33:23
  famous for Star Wars right well as opposed to Harrison for who somehow
• 33:28
  managed to just be famous for everything oh yeah did you know this I learned a
• 33:33
  bit of trivia this week that blew my mind right do you know the movie
• 33:37
  regarding Henry from like the early 90s with Harris you get shot excellent movie
• 33:42
  right M yeah you know who wrote it no JJ Abrams really yes huh I did not know
• 33:49
  that that was before he did any of his TV stuff before Felicity or anything
• 33:53
  like that that was a really good movie from yeah it's a [ __ ] great movie how
• 33:57
  young would he have been back then yeah wow I should watch that again it's been
• 34:00
  a long time since I watched it watch when I was little me too but I loved it
• 34:05
  yeah yeah I remember it actually um it Disturbed me a bit actually I don't want
• 34:08
  to spoil well it's not really a spoiler it's the whole premise of the [ __ ]
• 34:10
  film he gets shot and forgets everything right yeah yeah he gets shot in the head
• 34:16
  and uh and loses his memory and it actually kind of disturbed me because it
• 34:20
  was kind of like it it it made a link between the uh I guess the the fragility
• 34:27
  of being a human and uh and all you know your Consciousness yeah so as a kid I
• 34:32
  was like oh that's creepy yeah that's right good film though yeah sorry I took
• 34:38
  that down a weird path no no no no you
• 34:41
  I'm just just just about how he
• 34:46
  could well I am doing that but I'm just looking at I'm just looking at the IMDb
• 34:50
  for I don't know why I pronounced something like that I am DB for
• 34:55
  regarding Henry is it movie d [Laughter]
• 35:00
  [Music] face no that's a good movie I'm going to watch that again actually yeah uh I'll
• 35:07
  tell you a movie that I'm not looking forward to watching but I might I feel
• 35:11
  like I'm going to have to cuz oh this [ __ ] drama about it Ghostbusters it's
• 35:17
  Ghostbusters I'm not going to watch it we got to we have to I have to know
• 35:22
  because you know already Matt yeah I know yeah I know but I don't know why
• 35:27
  like it's it's driving me crazy okay obviously I'm I'm sure people you're
• 35:32
  listening to this show you're aware there's a new Ghostbusters coming out
• 35:35
  everyone's making a big deal about the fact that the cast are all Lady faces
• 35:41
  and they I mean it's not just people making a big deal about it and then the
• 35:47
  studio is saying oh we didn't even mention it no everybody's making a big
• 35:50
  deal about it like it's a big big thing and the trailers have come out and I
• 35:55
  don't know it looks a bit [ __ ] if you ask me look [ __ ] terrible the movie
• 36:00
  itself doesn't look [ __ ] it's just the jokes seem really unfunny and the
• 36:04
  characters seem really unlikable yeah it just doesn't seem I watched it and yeah
• 36:09
  I cringed at a lot of the jokes and I was like oh no this doesn't look very
• 36:12
  good right right I don't [ __ ] care who's in it it's got nothing to do with
• 36:15
  that but you can't you can't say that apparently now it bug it's bugging me
• 36:19
  yeah if you don't like a movie that stars a woman you're sexist yeah I mean
• 36:25
  I I get why but like come on guys well I get why dimensional
• 36:31
  world but you know nothing is just black and white yeah I mean and stop putting
• 36:37
  that [ __ ] on me like it's the movie just looks better right come on yeah I just
• 36:41
  don't want to see the [ __ ] movie admit it admit it the trailer looked
• 36:45
  [ __ ] like making about trailer dropped this week it is a better trailer yeah
• 36:51
  but it's certainly hasn't done anything to increase my desire to see this film
• 36:55
  no from zero to any there I don't know just a lot of the jokes in it I just
• 37:00
  like Noah that doesn't look very funny to me like yeah said it's got nothing to do
• 37:05
  with who's in it but everybody keeps making it about that and like I said
• 37:08
  it's not just people like even uh what's that guy Cinemassacre he put up a video
• 37:14
  and I say poor it's a unfortunate set of circumstances I guess that led to this
• 37:19
  right because it's he says Ghostbusters is one of his favorite films this looks
• 37:23
  [ __ ] he's sick of all these remakes so he's choosing to boycott the film and
• 37:28
  he's encouraging other people to do it to send a message that we don't want
• 37:31
  [ __ ] movies right which you know it's very extreme and and over the top but
• 37:37
  also there's all this other stuff about you know about the ladies being in it
• 37:41
  going on and so now he's being attacked for that as well even though he didn't
• 37:44
  even mention it he said the one thing he said about it was he he's taken to
• 37:49
  calling it the female Ghostbusters because everybody's doing it and it's
• 37:53
  the only way you can identify it because they're both called Ghostbusters yeah to
• 37:57
  be honest though I would probably have thought about that for 10 more seconds
• 38:01
  and just called it the 2016 Ghostbusters the 1985 Ghostbusters because that's
• 38:06
  just a can of worms I would not want opened yeah because exactly because it's
• 38:10
  got nothing to do with it as far as I'm concerned it just looks like a bad movie
• 38:13
  I don't care who's in it but here's the thing if you recast the Ghostbusters
• 38:18
  with four women okay fine fine don't really give a [ __ ] but clearly they've
• 38:25
  done that on purpose for some kind of provocative reason yes and that's
• 38:31
  solidified by the fact that they've got a hunky man as their receptionist yeah
• 38:37
  you know which is which is just saying we're gender bending this whole thing
• 38:41
  yeah and again look that's fine but you like we said with the black widow thing
• 38:46
  right in in the the climate these days you're going to have to do a good job
• 38:50
  yeah that's right because you're you're trying you're making a statement it's
• 38:56
  got an agenda right and then but now they're trying to pretend that it
• 38:58
  doesn't on the one hand but then on the other hand they're like I don't
• 39:03
  understand know just make a good movie so put women in it yeah and then we're
• 39:08
  good here here's here's the thing right write women characters the way you write
• 39:13
  Men characters in terms of quality and quantity and no one will have a problem
• 39:20
  totally I mean some idiots had problem had a problem with Force awakens but who
• 39:24
  cares about them yeah that's right if you're an idiot [ __ ] off but if you're
• 39:27
  just being a bleeding heart Lefty Pinko you can [ __ ] off as well yeah yeah
• 39:32
  that's that's exactly my point is that there are it seems like there are two
• 39:37
  sides to this and you have to pick one and I'm like no I'm not picking a side
• 39:42
  I'm not I'm not I don't agree with any of you it's so true yeah yeah I don't
• 39:47
  have a dog in this race mate yeah exactly I don't care about this stuff I
• 39:52
  just want to watch a good movie yeah so just make the movie good and I won't
• 39:55
  care who the cast is exact exactly anyway because I thought I hated
• 40:00
  Brian Reynolds till I saw Deadpool and now he's my favorite actor right just
• 40:05
  make a good movie and I won't care who you've cast in it this can be the last
• 40:08
  time we talk about this Ghostbusters thing I guess until it comes out well
• 40:11
  yeah there's a there's a couple of other women in film news yeah there is
• 40:17
  probably don't need a jingle for that Matt no we don't we'll get angry letters
• 40:21
  I thought the Iron Man 3 one was interesting because it uh comes from I guess a a
• 40:28
  uh reputable Source the director of the film yes that's right who was basically
• 40:33
  come out and said uh we wanted to have a female villain in Iron Man but the
• 40:38
  studio preferred somebody that would make them some money yeah they said they
• 40:42
  wouldn't sell enough toys of a female villain and uh and apparently that's not
• 40:48
  a problem they have anymore because of um bedingers well they reckon the person
• 40:53
  that um that was responsible for that decision is not there anymore
• 40:57
  right at Marvel Marv so it's not a problem anymore in that people buy more
• 41:01
  female toys it's just that they don't take that so seriously at the studio
• 41:05
  anymore well see that's I mean they don't make it clear right the
• 41:07
  implication here is that that there was some kind of you know sexist agenda
• 41:12
  behind it and it's not a legitimate reason so I mean I don't know look I
• 41:18
  mean I have trouble with this and I've said this before so I'll keep it brief
• 41:21
  but I I don't think this qualifies as a sexist agenda even though it's about sex
• 41:26
  because bus decision whether it's wrong or not like if you put out two lots of
• 41:31
  toy cars one yellow and one green and the yellow one doesn't really sell and
• 41:36
  the green one sells like hot cakes next year you're only going to put out green
• 41:40
  cars and in the ad you're only going to show the green car that's just business
• 41:45
  and if they've worked out that only little boys by action figures which I'll
• 41:49
  believe that fact and only little boys want to buy the male action figures okay
• 41:55
  that's fine that's the way the world works no one's being oppressed and you
• 41:58
  can't blame a business for not just going well I'm going to make 50% of
• 42:02
  these female and literally have to [ __ ] fill a landfill with these in 5
• 42:06
  years time because nobody bought them exactly it's and it's the way the world
• 42:11
  is right just because you want a film about something doesn't mean they're
• 42:15
  going to make it because your
• 42:18
  $10 isn't going to pay for it
• 42:23
  that's but on the other hand I do think things are changing and there are a lot
• 42:29
  more women and young ladies these days who are into this stuff I mean
• 42:33
  superheroes are huge right now right yeah and so yeah everyone's going to see
• 42:37
  the movies yeah and so I'm more inclined to think I don't think this is like some
• 42:44
  conspiracy to like hold you know black widow or this female villain Ransom and
• 42:50
  say no you women can't have him kind of thing you don't you're not having your
• 42:53
  movie cuz you cuz you suck I think it's just how the business has been for so
• 42:58
  long and from a business point of view they're like well we're not here to
• 43:02
  throw money away like yeah yeah but here's the thing too like uh they just
• 43:09
  they haven't been hasn't been proven that they're wrong yet yeah yeah but I would but
• 43:15
  that's that's also saying that girls have to like girl characters and that to
• 43:19
  me sounds a little sexist and itself like cuz at my work right we've got a
• 43:24
  bunch of girls who [ __ ] obsess over superhero movie right they love them and
• 43:30
  like this girl El she [ __ ] has Spider-Man on her desk right and if I
• 43:35
  went up to her and went spot a man but you're a girl why don't you want spot a
• 43:40
  girl on your desk she'd be like how about [ __ ]
• 43:44
  you [ __ ] just shut up then yeah you know what I mean sure like like the
• 43:51
  girls who like superhero movies I don't think are the ones who are saying there
• 43:55
  need to be more female superheroes I think the girls who like superhero
• 43:58
  movies are perfectly happy with Superman and Batman just just don't know who's
• 44:03
  making these [ __ ] complaints there's not there's a nonissue here that's being
• 44:07
  made into an issue by people correct that's that's exactly right anyway you
• 44:10
  know what we're not qualified to talk about this no we're not and you know
• 44:13
  what it's all going to solve itself because if it really is such a big
• 44:16
  problem people will stop going to see the movies and then they're going to
• 44:18
  have to change so the market will sort itself out yeah yeah yeah so if you if
• 44:23
  if it's true then it'll resolve itself anyway eventually it has to yeah look so
• 44:29
  I just want to get to a place where everyone's happy you know yeah I agree
• 44:32
  absolutely yeah and you know what maybe a female villain would have been good in
• 44:37
  Iron Man 3 I don't know I actually haven't watched Iron Man 3 Nei I
• 44:40
  couldn't pay me enough to watch that movie after Iron Man 2 Iron Man 2 was
• 44:43
  [ __ ] yeah so [ __ ] maybe because yeah maybe if there been a woman in that it
• 44:47
  would have been better well there is a woman in Suicide Squad yes and I know
• 44:53
  this because every time I go on any male person's Facebook feed there's a gif of
• 45:00
  her y you know one one or another sexy
• 45:03
  moment from the trailer yeah and uh DC have said they they're going to do sort
• 45:10
  of a Harley Quinn Solo movie yeah it's not really a harow Quin Solo movie it's
• 45:15
  basically just a an anthology film with all the all the ladies the ladies yeah
• 45:22
  well look I mean I'm cool with that there's actually there have been
• 45:24
  numerous spin-offs of the comics that have been about particularly you know
• 45:29
  like Harley and Poison Ivy and um and
• 45:32
  Catwoman and that um I'm not sure that's you know I have a feeling maybe there's
• 45:39
  a there's a particular reason for that
• 45:44
  um you know I'm trying to think of a nice way to say this uh because I mean
• 45:48
  you know if you said to me oh you want to watch this movie about Harley Quinn
• 45:51
  Poison Ivy and Catwoman I'd be like [ __ ] yeah yeah I do yeah exactly necessarily
• 45:57
  for the same reason Dan I don't want you to be there while I'm [Laughter]
• 46:02
  watching yeah but uh yeah I mean this sounds cool I mean it's it's not a
• 46:08
  Harley Quinn movie which sucks cuz I like Harley Quinn but uh but it still
• 46:12
  sounds like a cool thing yeah the funny thing is though is that people are going
• 46:18
  to say ah look that's great thank you
• 46:21
  for doing a feminist superhero movie but
• 46:25
  we all know they're making this movie because guys saw the trailer for Suicide
• 46:31
  Squad and saw Margo Robbie in the little [ __ ] hot pants and went I just want
• 46:36
  to watch that for two hours yeah prob probably true looks pretty good so yeah
• 46:41
  I mean [ __ ] I just I wish Jared L looked a bit
• 46:45
  better as the Jer Joker doesn't look good and I hope it's just cuz it's out
• 46:51
  of context and maybe once it's in the context I'll I'll buy it because I'm
• 46:54
  definitely going to get see this movie you mean like physically look I just
• 46:58
  don't like the way his Joker looks yeah yeah totally yeah know I agree with you
• 47:01
  did you hear read that thing about how he um cuz he's a method actor yeah I
• 47:06
  think we talked about this on the show oh do we about his laugh Oh no just the
• 47:10
  fact that he [ __ ] sent people dead pigeons in the mail right right yeah
• 47:13
  yeah yeah that's true but I read this maybe it was this past week I saw it um
• 47:17
  it was an article about how he came up with the laugh that that he has his his
• 47:22
  Joker Laugh and apparently um he cuz he travels around with his band and does all
• 47:27
  odds and ends he's like does everything he's
• 47:30
  [ __ ] um but he apparently would go out
• 47:35
  for dinner uh and sit in restaurants and
• 47:39
  laugh loudly and until he arrived at the
• 47:43
  laugh that was the most irritating to
• 47:48
  people and that's that's his Joker Laugh so he would sit there and he would laugh
• 47:53
  he' be like all right make some notes try another one make some notes
• 47:57
  until until everybody was looking at him honey I'm going to do the laugh again
• 48:01
  can you just look behind me and see if that person looks over just exp
• 48:06
  expression on their face to me he did extensive research into which laugh made
• 48:11
  people hate him the most wow yeah it's interesting yeah but yeah let's uh let's
• 48:18
  not talk about that stuff anymore cuz really it's just not really not
• 48:22
  qualified um do you want to talk about some video games for a little bit yeah
• 48:26
  been playing Doom I see I have I only played it briefly but it's real good Dan
• 48:32
  it's real good it's it's like it feels
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  like the original but like new oh it's
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  it's violent and silly and like it's made me laugh numerous times because
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  it's so ridiculous like it's it's pretty great this whole
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  facility is apparently built around the fact that there might be a demon
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  infestation cuz it's got like readouts that say demon population and Demon
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  infestation at critical levels and like there announcements coming over like all
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  about [ __ ] demons and like that's great levels of Hell levels
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  are above critical and stuff it's like the [ __ ] is this place that's awesome
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  yeah it's pretty great yeah yeah and obviously it's it's it's just a shooter
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  it's like uh you run around and you shoot [ __ ] demons and [ __ ] yeah and
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  uh Doom it's Doom it's Doom yeah and it's got a a rad [ __ ] industrial
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  metal soundtrack you know when the when all the demons are coming it's
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  like it's great so good [ __ ] yeah I highly recommend it yeah I would play
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  that I don't even like Shooters anymore and I I started playing it I was like
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  this is [ __ ] awesome I would I would be much more likely to play a retro
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  shooter than uh yeah right than a than a new one I would say cuz I still I still
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  I still derive a nostalgic pleasure from things like Doom for sure right cuz this
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  I mean you move really fast in this too it's not like it's not real it's not
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  realistic at all like your movement speed is really fast like it feels
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  like like it's just intentionally fun it's not realistic or anything you know
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  yeah yeah really good job as far as I'm concerned I haven't played a huge amount
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  of it yet I played it for a couple hours uh but I really want to play more I only
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  got it yesterday so sure awesome very very fun finally builded up the division
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  yesterday yeah so far so good look I mean it's it
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  didn't really entrap me with a compelling story line right from the
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  start so I'm hoping that the kind of the general game playay is satisfying enough
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  that I'm happy to just play yeah without feeling the need to be you know taken on
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  a on a narrative ride yeah you know the controls are intuitive the combat seems
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  quite good uh the world is is beautiful yeah it's very cool from that point of
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  view it's kind of like I mean it's it feels like a newbie stuff game it feels
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  a bit like uh Watch Dogs feel it feels a lot like Watch Dogs yeah to me I'm
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  hoping it's less like Watch Dogs well it's it cuz it's an online thing right
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  and you you play and there's you know missions and you discover a new area and
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  you get the map and it populates with all the little missions around and stuff
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  like that so I mean it can be a little repetitive because you go around and do
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  you know oh resue the hostages again but so far I found it to be fun enough and
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  the combat is good enough that it's not not annoying yeah and and the story missions are
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  good sure yeah well we'll have to uh you have to send me your bloody
• 51:42
  gamertag finally so we that's the competition Matt finally I've got to compete as
• 51:49
  well can't we just be friends no because you know why because then that makes it
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  easier for everyone else oh cuz they know mine they know yours so they can just find
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  me I'm like Rumble still skin is it Rumble still skin oh it's going to
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  be oh that leads me to uh an article I did want to talk about which is that uh
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  Apparently one million Xbox Live accounts that were registered on the
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  original Xbox so however many years ago that was many uh that have been dormant so no
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  one's using them they just sat there with like no achievements no activity
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  nothing people just registered the name uh they're being released back into
• 52:32
  the wild that's great snooze you lose so examples like Nostradamus grilled cheese
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  or Nintendo oh so I guess mamoto registered his Xbox and then just never
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  played it here's what I think I think he registered then couldn't remember his
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  password and had to go through a convoluted Microsoft password retrieval
• 52:54
  couldn't do it and ended up just back into a new account
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  nintendo1 yeah mve to another country and then yeah do you know I um I have
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  numerous people with the same name as me mhm well I say numerous I don't actually
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  know how many at least three I think in the world uh who routinely use my email
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  address my gmail address yeah to register for things oh God and and I
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  assume they don't know about it and yeah recently uh one of those people has
• 53:26
  signed up for signed up their Xbox and so so I get all their emails for that
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  now and I don't know what to do about it yeah because other stuff too I told I
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  told you the story of the time that the [ __ ] real estate emailed me yeah
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  complaining about um how the the the state of the apartment or whatever and
• 53:45
  they're trying to organize someone to come and fix the oven or whatever and I
• 53:48
  really need to call them and I cuz they tried calling me the numberers
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  disconnected and so I replied and I said oh you got the wrong email address um I
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  don't I don't live at the address that you mentioned and they replied to me and
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  they said well who does live there cuz your name's on the lease and you need to
• 54:01
  you need to answer some questions buddy and I was like whoa whoa whoa whoa I do
• 54:05
  not live anywhere near what you're talking about yeah like and never have
• 54:09
  no so I was just doing you a favor so leave me alone and then the oven repair
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  place emailed me Jesus Christ so this happens to me
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  quite a lot and usually I try and cuz I'm you know try to be a nice guy I try
• 54:23
  and Report the problem yeah and say I'm not this guy stop sending me his
• 54:28
  passwords for things y but I don't know how to report this right because it
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  doesn't see in the email it doesn't say unsubscribe doesn't say anything like
• 54:35
  that because this guy's registered so it's like no no no this is these are
• 54:40
  your emails like you you can't not have them so I don't know what to do about
• 54:45
  it yeah so I have two I guess I have two Xbox Live accounts now both under your
• 54:51
  name yeah possession p goes PM's like you know what I could I could just go
• 54:56
  and reset the password yeah and then I'd be in but I'm not going to do that
• 54:59
  because it might be illegal yeah but I could easily do also what actually would
• 55:04
  you have to gain from that right and it it Weirs me out too right because there
• 55:08
  is no way I would ever make that mistake and not notice pretty quickly like this
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  must these people must not be very computer savvy yeah cuz I would never sign up for a
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  service and then be like oh well they haven't emailed me that's normal yeah
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  that's right I'm sure I don't have to activate this in any way yeah yeah and
• 55:29
  that's that's the other thing too who what day and age is it where they don't
• 55:33
  have to click confirm in an email cuz I'm not clicking confirm I'll tell you
• 55:37
  that no not your problem man no so anyway once I I I'll have a look at what
• 55:43
  my new gamertag is as well and I'll let you know yeah you can it's not going to
• 55:47
  do you any good I'll tell you what if we have another competition try and Find My
• 55:51
  Doppelganger oh and let him know [ __ ] change his email address let email
• 55:56
  address listeners podcast at multipl nerdgasm
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  docomo live you will win
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  something I'll give you the account it's yours it's yours do it as
• 56:14
  you will yeah I'll give you a new penis did you read this article I did it's my
• 56:20
  be we need to play the dick news jingle maybe we do I'll get it
• 56:27
  all about dick dick news I thought this would be a good one
• 56:31
  to take us out um the first US penis transplant I think it's maybe the third
• 56:37
  or fourth in the world successful so this is a man who uh lost
• 56:43
  his penis to cancer which that in of
• 56:45
  itself is [ __ ] terrifying I I had a I did giggle a little bit at the way they
• 56:52
  phrased this uh in theine yeah and then I felt bad it says
• 56:58
  a Boston man who lost most of his penis in a fight with cancer yeah for some
• 57:03
  reason the imagery yeah because you read obviously chronologically and you're
• 57:07
  like the Boston man who lost most of his penis in a fight [ __ ] me with cancer
• 57:11
  like oh okay well that makes s exactly I thought that wording was a bit bit
• 57:15
  unfortunate but but yeah so that is that is that is awful yeah you have to have a
• 57:20
  most of his penis amputated pated what are they they call
• 57:26
  that um undi he got undi he was undi and uh and
• 57:33
  then he received a a transplant
• 57:36
  from um a deceased person ghost penis he's got a ghost penis see this the
• 57:42
  movie writes itself like it was the penis of a dead
• 57:47
  rapist oh and now he's raping people commanded by the dick just while he's
• 57:52
  asleep yeah he can't stop basically he's raping brutally raping and he's
• 57:59
  just I'm so sorry it's not me it's just the Dig it's not me it's my dig that's
• 58:04
  the name of the movie it's not me it's my dick
• 58:10
  dear well this is good news cuz I said oh Boston man cool I'm going to be near
• 58:14
  Boston so I ever have a problem with my dick you got to go see if it works no
• 58:17
  well yeah if I ever if I ever have a similar issue yeah you know there's a
• 58:21
  doctor there who can do it this guy's 64 years old and I love it that he was like
• 58:24
  no no no man I need this dick yeah because I'm assuming this was very
• 58:30
  expensive um and and pretty risky too right because uh and also it it it made
• 58:37
  me think oh someone else some dead guy's dick but I mean they do this with with
• 58:41
  other body parts as well it's it's equally as creepy except
• 58:47
  it's not because what is he going to do with it yeah like it's a little bit more
• 58:52
  creepy than a hand say it is because if he's having sex with somebody does
• 58:57
  by the way you being [ __ ] by a dead man cuz they they mentioned later on
• 59:02
  that there was another guy um who had a penis transplant in South Africa uh and
• 59:09
  and went on to surgery I think he lives there um and
• 59:15
  what happened to him and he he wented to father a child after the
• 59:20
  procedure is that his kid well I'm joking
• 59:26
  from I know I'm just being silly but yeah I I do think it's a bit creepy
• 59:31
  though maybe the dead man will come up trying to claim for
• 59:34
  custody Michael Jackson's cost oh God he's raping everybody up in here yeah
• 59:40
  hide your kids hide your
• 59:44
  wife but yeah so uh you know if you ever ever lose your penis but I mean they
• 59:49
  they've reattached people's before I mean this is kind of
• 59:53
  um we I mean we knew this was coming I suppose yeah cuz uh you know what's he
• 59:58
  what's he Mr bobbit um oh John Wayne Bob I only remember Lorena bobbit's name
• 1:00:02
  what's his name John Wayne oh yeah that's right I thought maybe Bob Bob
• 1:00:07
  bobbit Bob bobbit that's a great name from Muppet uh he he had his very famously
• 1:00:14
  had his penis severed and reattached so I guess this is just the next step is
• 1:00:17
  someone else's penis Bob it man you know she posed for Playboy really danger that's
• 1:00:24
  dangerous I'd love to know if she was posing with a knife or something I
• 1:00:28
  wouldn't trust her he does porn now apparently does he is that because when
• 1:00:33
  they said we could put this dick back on or we could put a much bigger dick on he
• 1:00:36
  went I'll go for the second he was looking through the catalog and he went that one yeah
• 1:00:41
  or I do want that one I do want mine but is it possible mine could just be the
• 1:00:47
  tip and then we could kind of extend Long Gate see maybe that's the future that's
• 1:00:53
  the next step right so first bobit got his own penis put back on this guy got
• 1:00:58
  someone else's penis put back on the next guy couple of penises put
• 1:01:03
  on that's the future yeah yeah people will be getting two dicks remember that
• 1:01:09
  Reddit AMA with the guy that had two dicks yep yes I do that was weird and
• 1:01:13
  yes it was how many dicks is too many you reckon more than two I reckon more
• 1:01:17
  than two so two is fine well two at least you could still use and if they
• 1:01:22
  were stacked one on top the other you could you know what I mean yeah side by
• 1:01:26
  side would just be a waste that' yeah be problematic yeah yeah but if there were
• 1:01:31
  one above the other you could still enjoy healthy sex life would you do you
• 1:01:36
  need four testicles to power two penises that's how they work right they're
• 1:01:40
  powered by the testicles yeah the testicles act like some kind of solar
• 1:01:43
  battery that's why they on the outside yeah right and it's like you know the
• 1:01:47
  bigger the device the bigger the battery so you need four T power the two yeah it
• 1:01:51
  would be awful to lose two erections during sex do you know what I mean yeah
• 1:01:56
  oh sorry one of my one of my testicles is run out yeah oh I forgot to
• 1:02:03
  recharge one last thing to end on sure do you think this guy Thomas Manning
• 1:02:08
  from Boston looks a little bit like Chandler from
• 1:02:13
  friends yeah sure I don't know I just I'm getting a Chandler Vibe like when
• 1:02:18
  Chandler's old this is what happens to him I love how he's given a thumbs up in
• 1:02:23
  the photo yeah like dick a I [ __ ] got
• 1:02:26
  a dick I'm back watch out ladies watch out it's not me it's my
• 1:02:33
  dick that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the
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