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PlayStation 1 - We R Not (Red) E vs GayStation · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 2: Helloly progs. Welcome back to Pandemonium. Thank you so much
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  Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to Fandemonium.
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  Speaker 2: The pop culture game show that shines a spotlights onto
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  Speaker 2: everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games master and Sega Saturn
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  Speaker 2: purist Matt Watson.
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  Speaker 3: How the game is.
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  Speaker 2: But a games master needs games, and games need players,
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  Speaker 2: so please welcome first. He is a fellow games Master, podcaster,
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  Speaker 2: and author who has written a novel called Fane, which
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  Speaker 2: sounds like a great PS one game you would rent
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  Speaker 2: from Blockbuster on a whim.
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  Speaker 3: It's Aaron Randolph. Yeah you know what. I see it
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  Speaker 3: and I want it now. Damnite? Why'd you put that
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  Speaker 3: in my head?
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  Speaker 2: And he is a writer and podcaster who co created
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  Speaker 2: the comic book series Space Oddities, which sounds like a
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  Speaker 2: shit PS one game you would rent from Blockbuster on
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  Speaker 2: a whim.
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  Speaker 3: It's Ben Robinson.
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  Speaker 4: Hey also want that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Space Space Udity is the comic amazing Space Audity's.
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  Speaker 2: The game sounds like it would maybe have like a
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  Speaker 2: fifty six score on Metacritic.
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  Speaker 4: I've been working on game development and if I ever
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  Speaker 4: get one out. That's probably exactly what it would get
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  Speaker 4: if it even got a Metacritic score.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hell yes, uh Ben, Aaron, how are you both doing?
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing great well the stressed but I'm doing okay.
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  Speaker 5: You had a real rough time getting into this record,
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  Speaker 5: that's for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Some tech problems on an already time crunched day. So
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  Speaker 2: if you hear the phrase we simply don't have time
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  Speaker 2: a lot on this episode, be prepared my fault. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's it's let's blame the technology. It's it's the era
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  Speaker 2: of blaming tech.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have time for self flagellation. We don't have
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  Speaker 1: time for it.
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  Speaker 3: Just thrilled.
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  Speaker 5: I figured it out and got into it within twenty
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  Speaker 5: minutes time, because dear.
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  Speaker 2: God, absolutely and to get straight into it. Aaron, are
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  Speaker 2: you a fan of the PS one, the Sunny PlayStation?
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  Speaker 3: Holy crap?
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  Speaker 5: At one point my PS one collection was eclipsed two
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  Speaker 5: hundred titles.
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  Speaker 3: Damn yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I had big, like CD albums full of games, and
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  Speaker 5: then I decided to self publish my books and that
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  Speaker 5: was expensive and I sold my collection. Ah, so this
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  Speaker 5: is gonna be a bittersweet episode for me, but it
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  Speaker 5: enabled me to move on to two more interesting things.
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  Speaker 5: But I will never forget the joy the PlayStation gave me,
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  Speaker 5: as I'll explain later.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I love that.
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  Speaker 2: If we have done Yeah and on that Ben fan
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  Speaker 2: of PlayStation.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I'll be the The PS one was
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  Speaker 4: the high school console for me, like that was the
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  Speaker 4: top of the line technology at the time.
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  Speaker 3: Uh and I was.
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  Speaker 4: I continued into PS two, being a huge PlayStation nerd
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  Speaker 4: for a while until I finally fell off. But no,
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  Speaker 4: I have full some of my favorite games ever on
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  Speaker 4: this bad boy nice.
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  Speaker 2: And a bunch of them will come up today. If
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  Speaker 2: I have designed these games correctly, fantastic, all right, but
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  Speaker 2: you will need some opponents. Get out the multitap. It's
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  Speaker 2: time for four players.
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  Speaker 1: She is a.
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  Speaker 2: Resident panelist, a podcaster and comedian who works in STEM,
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  Speaker 2: which today stands for Square Triangle X Mercle.
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  Speaker 3: It's Audre Stevenson.
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  Speaker 1: I tried so hard.
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  Speaker 2: And they are an actor theater producer, And if they
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  Speaker 2: did the Crash Bandicoot celebration dance at some point during
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  Speaker 2: this episode, I would be the happiest sibling.
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  Speaker 3: In the world. It's aid.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, it's an earlier recording even for you this time.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe if it was more like a eleven pm midnight,
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  Speaker 2: we get that out of you.
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  Speaker 6: But no pressure, I've got I think I've got enough
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  Speaker 6: sugar in me. I can. I can break it out nice.
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  Speaker 6: That's that's all it took. When I was younger, was
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  Speaker 6: like quite a bit of sugar.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, fair enough. Welcome Audro, Welcome Aiden. I've got
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  Speaker 2: no time to riff on your sugar comment. My instinct
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  Speaker 2: was firing off in some places that we don't have time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing well, I've got my iced coffee and I'm
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  Speaker 1: living the dream. I'm so excited to be playing in
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  Speaker 1: this station.
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  Speaker 6: Can I change teams?
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  Speaker 1: God? I respect it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, let's let's find out the knowledge level on
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  Speaker 2: this side. It's we've got some Mega or G fans
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  Speaker 2: in Aaron and Ben Aidan. What about yourself? PS one fan, big.
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  Speaker 6: PS one fan. I don't think I'm as as well
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  Speaker 6: versed as two hundred games in a collection, but it
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  Speaker 6: was my first games console that I owned, besides a
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  Speaker 6: game Boy Coller. I can't remember which one came first,
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  Speaker 6: but it holds a very very special place in my heart,
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  Speaker 6: and I revisit a lot of the catalog on offer
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  Speaker 6: quite regularly or as often as I can on my
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  Speaker 6: trusty PlayStation two, anything that is still compatible with it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh nice, I didn't realize you had the PS two.
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  Speaker 3: That's great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, just because it was a shared PS two
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  Speaker 2: at one point, right.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, no it is. It is the same family. PS
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  Speaker 6: two excellent. It's getting on in years.
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  Speaker 2: Still probably makes less noise than the PS five, the
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  Speaker 2: PS four, Yeah, probably fantastic. And adra you mentioned playing
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  Speaker 2: in a station. Have you ever played in a station?
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  Speaker 2: You're a fan of the PS one your.
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  Speaker 1: I technically have had pretty limited place video game in
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  Speaker 1: general history. But I technically owned a PS one. Nice,
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  Speaker 1: I did, and so it does actually have some nostalgia,
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  Speaker 1: some history for me of just wow, I actually played this,
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  Speaker 1: and that's a rare, a rare treat when looking back
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  Speaker 1: in my youth video game wise.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see what comes up during this, see if
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  Speaker 2: it's any of the ones. I assume you only played
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  Speaker 2: Bible basedsta oh.
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  Speaker 1: Boy, they tried, But I feel like the PlayStation had
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  Speaker 1: a more limited number of religious themed games. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: maybe that's why it wasn't giving it given as much
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  Speaker 1: prevalence in my household.
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  Speaker 3: Could be.
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  Speaker 6: I really wish we had time, because I really want
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  Speaker 6: to figure out if there was a VeggieTales video game.
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  Speaker 1: One, I wish there was a computer game or two.
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  Speaker 3: I think there was. I think there was.
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  Speaker 5: I seem to recall seeing it in the stores when
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  Speaker 5: I would frequently go there, and I'm like, what is this?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe have no idea?
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  Speaker 4: It didn't make the cut in his two hundred game
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  Speaker 4: list though, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe, no, No, no, absolutely not. I was like, first
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  Speaker 5: of all, vegetables, look at me?
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  Speaker 7: No, no, come on, but Christian vegetables.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, teams. It's Christmas morning, nineteen ninety seven. You
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  Speaker 2: see a games console sized gift under the tree, but
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  Speaker 2: you don't want to get your hopes up, not after
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  Speaker 2: last year's stapler debarcle. What's a seven year old going
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  Speaker 2: to do with a stapler?
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  Speaker 3: Dad?
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  Speaker 2: You peel back the wrapping paper, revealing just a corner
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  Speaker 2: of the orange Sony logo. You weep, But before you
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  Speaker 2: can rip it open and play Spiral the Dragon, your
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  Speaker 2: mum insists that you and your sibling come up with
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  Speaker 2: a PlayStation themed team name. Please let's start with Aaron
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  Speaker 2: and Ben.
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  Speaker 3: What have you got?
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  Speaker 5: That's a weird thing to ask mom. But all right then,
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  Speaker 5: I just have one idea, but I think it's magnificent,
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  Speaker 5: okay with it. I think, based on the PlayStation Ones
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  Speaker 5: advertising slogo, our team name should be we W E
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  Speaker 5: the letter R not and then a red letter E
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  Speaker 5: we are not ready are not ready? Nice?
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  Speaker 3: I like that.
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  Speaker 5: It was you are not ready, but it's funnier if
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  Speaker 5: it's we are not ready. We are probably gonna lose
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  Speaker 5: based on my recent.
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  Speaker 2: And I have to stylize it like that in the
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  Speaker 2: title as well if he can.
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  Speaker 3: He can't just like parentheses read.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Benny, you happy with that as a team name?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not opposed to it. I like it. I've got
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  Speaker 4: a couple of suggestions just in case nice, you know,
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  Speaker 4: at least for comedic effect.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I had the Miserable Little Pile of Secrets because he
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  Speaker 4: is my favorite game of all time. Absolutely the Black
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  Speaker 4: Bottoms because they uh you know, the yeah, the CDs
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  Speaker 4: that had U Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I frequently did my ass in tar Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And then because I think we're of about the same
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  Speaker 4: age where we were. Were you in high school when this?
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  Speaker 4: Uh was the console Azure?
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  Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: It came out late high school for me. I spent
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  Speaker 5: more time with it in college.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, but but so as as pubescent young
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  Speaker 4: men with with the PlayStation controller in hand, I thought
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  Speaker 4: we could also be the pube station one.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna mix that one.
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  Speaker 4: But no, I'm fully down for we are not ready.
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  Speaker 5: We are not ready. Yeah, let's go, we are not ready.
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  Speaker 5: Just to see Matt try and put a ready in
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  Speaker 5: the titles somehow.
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  Speaker 4: Right, you can format that.
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  Speaker 6: Just figure out how you can do all kinds of.
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  Speaker 2: Get yeah, a, I'll fix it for us, right, It'll
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  Speaker 2: just we ask it and then it'll do it. That's
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  Speaker 2: how this modern world works.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they want us to think it does.
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  Speaker 2: Just comes back with a recipe for spaghetti that includes grenades. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we are not ready. Let's find out who they'll be facing,
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  Speaker 2: Aidan Audra.
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  Speaker 6: Audrey. You've always you've always come prepared with like a list,
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  Speaker 6: So let's.
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  Speaker 1: I've got three that technically our team names. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be visiting the States this year, don't want to dox you.
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  Speaker 1: At some point in time this year, you will be
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  Speaker 1: visiting a nebulous portion of the.
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  Speaker 6: United undisclosed location, United States.
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  Speaker 1: So I was just thinking, like some like some wordplay
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  Speaker 1: with PS one, So maybe PS guy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was really trying to keep it to.
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  Speaker 1: So PS gun, you believe that if you need to sensitive,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what they need. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: the algorithm's about. Or my second bit of masterful wordplay
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  Speaker 1: both members of the LGBTQ community.
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  Speaker 3: Gay Station Gay Station's good.
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  Speaker 6: The better of the two so far.
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  Speaker 1: Then, when I was googling PS one marketing, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if this was real marketing, but it hit me
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  Speaker 1: very powerfully, very strong. I just saw a PlayStation marketing
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  Speaker 1: campaign that just had a PlayStation. It just said more
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  Speaker 1: powerful than God. So just a team name more power.
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  Speaker 1: Those are my big three.
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  Speaker 2: That's great, Aiden do you have Do you like any
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  Speaker 2: of those? Do you have any ideas of your own?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, if I was going to choose one of them,
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  Speaker 6: it would it would be gay Station. I feel like
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  Speaker 6: if I if I was going to get smoked for
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  Speaker 6: any reason, it would be to claim that I'm more
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  Speaker 6: powerful than God on a recorded podcast.
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  Speaker 4: You just go with gay Station Gun more powerful than God.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. I was trying to think of a way to
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  Speaker 6: merge all three Gaynation Gun people seeing that show up,
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  Speaker 6: because like the first thing you see or when the
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  Speaker 6: notification is like, oh new Gatelea for his episode is
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  Speaker 6: the two team names. Yeah, and just seeing like gay
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  Speaker 6: station gun more powerful than God versus and like that
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  Speaker 6: has erased the other team's name. I can't remember what
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  Speaker 6: it was now.
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  Speaker 4: It'll probably not get coded right and be you know
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  Speaker 4: we are not and then like a long string of HTML.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, especially for a vast Ai to do it.
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  Speaker 6: Mine was like going to be really a lot more niche.
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  Speaker 6: But then I realized that given that me and Matt
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  Speaker 6: had a very the same upbringing, essentially there will probably
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  Speaker 6: be a reference to this specific line reading on in
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  Speaker 6: a video game. But it was Trolley Trolley Troubles was
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  Speaker 6: going to be it. There's a lot, there's a line
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  Speaker 6: delivery inspirro to you that is the most infuriating thing
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  Speaker 6: that I've ever heard more than fifty times in one saying,
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  Speaker 6: which is a pelican that says trouble with the trolley
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  Speaker 6: a whenever you suck up a mini game involving a trolley,
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  Speaker 6: And so Trolley Troubles was going to be my one.
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  Speaker 6: That was a long walk to a bad name.
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  Speaker 3: I love the reference.
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  Speaker 1: I really appreciate No it's explained some things that I've
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  Speaker 1: overheard Matt mumbling. I've angrily heard trouble with the trolley
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  Speaker 1: a this day.
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  Speaker 2: Whenever I've like died multiple times on a video game.
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  Speaker 2: It's the mantra I tell myself of like, no, you
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  Speaker 2: can persevere through this and get that, or not enough
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  Speaker 2: to get me through Eldon Ring, though, I'll say that much.
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  Speaker 2: So what are we thinking?
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  Speaker 3: Team?
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking for the simplicity probable gay.
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  Speaker 6: Station, I think it's more generally thematic mm hmmm hm.
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  Speaker 1: As much as I love gay Station, gun more powerful
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  Speaker 1: than guy ls.
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  Speaker 6: Late contender, dark Horse contender, jewel Chock, jewel Cock is
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  Speaker 6: that jewel cock like jewel shock, but like a phoenix joke?
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  Speaker 2: Two of us I have already written down gay Station,
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  Speaker 2: and we simply don't have time.
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  Speaker 4: They're not entirely dissimilar.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 6: That's true. If we ever do a PS two episode,
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  Speaker 6: we can have jewel Cock.
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  Speaker 2: Already happened, so we have we are not read e
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  Speaker 2: versus gay Station. Those are the teams, all right. And
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  Speaker 2: if you're listening to this and thinking, ah, yes, I
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  Speaker 2: remember the PlayStation with its plumbers and pocket monsters and
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  Speaker 2: donkeys that are actually gorillas. Don't worry his order with
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  Speaker 2: a little segment we like to call passing knowledge.
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  Speaker 1: The PlayStation is a video game console released by Sony
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  Speaker 1: in Japan in nineteen ninety four and the USA in
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  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety five. We may not have been the first
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  Speaker 1: of the party, but we were probably the most annoying.
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  Speaker 1: Sony began developing the PlayStation after a failed attempt to
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  Speaker 1: create a CD ROM peripheral with Nintendo for the snaz
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a lot of words. I'm not even a
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  Speaker 1: fucking joke. Sonny used the pain of that breakup to
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  Speaker 1: make art and also the PlayStation. The initial PlayStation was
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  Speaker 1: retronymically referred to as the PS one, a fact that
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  Speaker 1: I included so I could use the word retronymically. I
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  Speaker 1: really don't know much about the PS one, so I
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  Speaker 1: gotta get some wins in early, and thank you so
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  Speaker 1: much for being here. The PlayStation primarily competed with the
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  Speaker 1: Nintendo sixty four and the Sega Saturn, although most people
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  Speaker 1: are only going to remember the n sixty four, but
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  Speaker 1: most people ask AI how to wipe their own ass,
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  Speaker 1: So fuck then you go, Sega Saturn, You live your dreams. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: the PS one was super popular for having solid games,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: reasonable pricing, and some edgy marketing, which makes sense. Nothing
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: says edgy like Resident Evil, Silent Hill and crash Band Accoot.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: PS one more like PS fun. I repeated that joke,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: let's play Pandemonia.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: The team name.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: One of the team name pitches was a joke you'd
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: already written for the Passing Knowledge.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Fantastic.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be authentic.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Beautifully authentic. Thank you so much, Audra. Just before we
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: get to today's games, I've asked each player to bring
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: in a muse, something that inspires them or something they
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: love from this particular fandom. The PS one is inspiring
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: to me because of all the fun things they can
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: do with those polygons. But let's find out what our
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: panel thinks. Aaron, We'll start with you. What's inspiring you
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: from the world of PISS one?
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: Okay, so I may have sold my collection, but I
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: do still have this bad bit. Oh my is the
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: PS one with the official Sony screen attachment which allowed
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: you to take it anywhere.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: And this was my best friend for years. I worked
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: a night.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Shift job at a hotel where they wouldn't let you
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: bring in a laptop, at least at first, so I
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: was like, well, I'm gonna be sitting there all night,
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: is or anything. They're like, you can bring in a
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: portable DVD player, and I'm like, okay, let does sneak
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: this little guy.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: It sure looks like a portable DVD player.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And the little old lady who was my and
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: office manager didn't know the difference. And I spent I
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: think years. I was at that job for five years,
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: and I think like two of those years, every night
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: PS one going through my library, I would make trips
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: out to like GameStop and Babbages to pick up more games,
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: because at that time the PS two was out, PS
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: three was on its way. So PS one games are
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: pretty darn cheap, so that's how I blew up my collection.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: I got like most of them for like five or
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: ten dollars. Nice, and I explored a lot of games
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: that I probably wouldn't have given a bunch of time
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: to otherwise. One of my favorite things about the PS
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: one is like just how experimental and like crazy some
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: of these games are, like things and ideas.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: That they you just wouldn't.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: See greenlit by a triple a publisher anymore, like games
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: like Kudelka, which is which is a survival horror tactical
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: RPGA with cut scenes played out like an actual stage play.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: Like I'm pretty sure they had the actors in mo
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: cap suits doing the voice lines at the same time, damn.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: So the scenes literally are like a static camera and
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: you see these characters delivering these lines back and forth,
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: and it feels like you're watching like an actual stage play,
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: and it's just really really good, and it's really live,
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: and it's kind of intimate, and it's in the moment,
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: and the actors are good, like they're doing a really
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: good job. So that's just one of like so many
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: experiences I had at least two hundred.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so I imagine that if that was playing
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: when the sweet old lady at the front desk, it
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: would have been more evidence that you were just watching DVDs. So, yes,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: this is like a movie. Oh yeah, absolutely, that's that's awesome.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: That's an awesome piece of kit that I didn't know existed. Genuinely,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I didn't know there was a ople version of the
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: PS one like that, and that is cool and I
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: wish I had that now. So that's an excellent meus.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Aaron. But let's find out what
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: the other half of we are not read e. I
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: don't know at what point I'll just start saying we
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: are not ready. What's inspiring you from the world of
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: the PS one.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Well, so I'm glad I came with the backup because
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: I do not have your problem, Matt, because my muse
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: was going to be this portable PS one, But since
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Aaron already covered that, I'm gonna I'm just gonna go
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: with Symphony of the Night. I play it at least
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: once and every other year. It's my one of my
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: favorite games of all time. It's cemented the Vanua into
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: the Metroid Vanua genre because otherwise, I mean, it's essentially
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Castlevania but Metroid, so it should just be the Metroid genre.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: But I love that game, so it was good enough
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: to weezele its way into that classification. Uh and uh, yeah,
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: it's fantastic. I was playing a little PS one last night.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: I played some Symphony of the Night again and it
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: was beautiful. I played some Crash Bandicoot and I don't
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: know how that was their flagship franchise. It is not good.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Whoa whoah it is it is.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Not it was not impressed, but misspect for Castlevania though. Yeah,
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Symphony the night masterpiece of.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Gaming.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: So all right, well despite the Crash Bandicoot diss, I
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: will say that is inspiring and it's amazing that you
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: also have the portable PS one.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go wrong and inspiring at the same time.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Then contains multitudes.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: But I love that we are probably going to have
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: the team that were more like like late teens going
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: into adulthood, and so therefore the get the games like
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Castlevania are going to be more the games, and then
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: the other side where it's more the world of Crash
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: and Spiral and the games for kids that still hold
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: up to this day. Damn it.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like Crash.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: But let's move on over to gay station and Aidan,
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: what's inspiring you from the world of the PlayStation.
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: Well, I have this portable PlayStation one. I really also
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: wish I had a portable PlayStation one. My muse is
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: the idea that there were so many games for the
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: PS one that everyone I know who owned a PlayStation
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: one has like one game where they are the only
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: person in their like immediate circle who ever played that.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Like I try and talk to people about forty Winks
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: for the PlayStation one, no one has a clue what
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: I'm talking about. I don't think that was like a
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: mega niche game, but the just the sheer volume of
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: releases for that console means that, like everyone has one.
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: That's like, that's your game that you owned, and no
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: one else you knew own that. And I just love
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: that there was a time in gaming where that existed.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, instead of the five games a year for each
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: console that we get now, it was like hundreds of games.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: But yeah, and they weren't a high volume of shit
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: like back in like the Atari days, Like there there
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: was a lot of games no one played, but they
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: were all also trash. Yeah, my station had like a
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: big library of some damn good games.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and if not damn good, at least decent. There
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: are a few games on the PS one that I
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: can legitimately call trash.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: And a far lower percentage than most other systems.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Well, let's test Aiden's muse out. Now, who has heard
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: of forty Winks? Who has played forty Winks?
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I've heard of it, I have not played it.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: I mean, I just heard of it.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I've heard of it within the past. Yeah, within the
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: past ten minutes.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Like Ben forty winks could have been a team then.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: It's honestly a good thing. I didn't hear about it before.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: That would be our lost Oh yeah, I love the
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: idea aiden that it was just an era of There
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: were just so many more games than people will just
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: be like, yeah, did you play Alfred Chicken?
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: Like?
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: Cool? Sorry did I just did? I just just like
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: it was foraging activation.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your code phrase to assassment the Prime.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: Minister, Alfred Chicken forty winks.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: It does need to happen. Someone needs to succeed. Okay, Finally, last,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: but not least, Oudra, what's inspiring you from the world
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: of the PlayStation.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people will have like specific
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: stories about a time when they like questioned some things
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: in their youth. For some people, it was For a
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: lot of people it was the Mummy of Rachel Weiss,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: like why am I so interested in Rachel Weiss? For me,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: it was the memory card that we got with our
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: PS one that was just the top half of Lara
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Croft and you had to, like in order to put
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: this memory card in you basically had to grabber by
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: the ticks.
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: I got a Google I've never heard Yeah, this is incredible,
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: but I've never owned it.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: That was the thing in my youth throw I was like,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: why why is this the only memory card in my
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: life that I.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: Will watch all this stuff? They bought you a titty
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: memory card.
• 27:39
  Speaker 9: It was it was a gift from or like someone
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: in our church was getting a PS two and they're like,
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: I don't know why they didn't just keep it, why
• 27:51
  Speaker 9: they gave it to us?
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: But I got this titty memory card and had to
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: ask some questions myself that I then repressed for many years.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Her face is in so much pain, like her likes
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: of genuinely turned into a cube of plastics.
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: One.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: I'm looking at images of this thing online right now,
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: and in multiple images that are very clearly different memory cards.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: There is a where mark over the right boob.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I will say it was inconvenient to remove it via
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: any other method. That was the main leverage shot.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: That was like the pinch. The pinch point was like
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: just square on the front of the bube, so you could.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Grab her by the head and yank, but you're not
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: going to get the proper leverage. It's innocent, but also
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: not it's really pervy.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Apparently they also had Duke Nukem and Goldberg.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Also Goldberg by the tits, so that makes it fie.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Oh fantastic, very inspiring stuff. I've got to say that
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: because that's this format point.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: I don't believe that actually is true.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna do it for Laro.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Teams.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: I'm feeling so inspired by your muses. Are we ready
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: for some games?
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, teams, Let's into round one. Round one is
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: our first person shooter game of lists that we call
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Scattergun Gorries, which as a title everyone agrees works. In
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: this game, I will name a PlayStation themed category. One
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: player will start and name something from that category. They
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: will then shoot a player on the opposite team by
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: saying their name, who must then name another correct item
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: from that category before shooting back at another player on
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: the opposite team. We continue until one team has both
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: or one player left standing, with the winning team scoring
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: either one or two points, depending on if they have
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: one or two players left standing. And each category also
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: has a golden answer, and the player will score a
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: bonus point if they say the golden answer.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Do we all understand this game? Yes?
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I do want to say alternate title PS gun.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: This episode.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, I'll need this gun.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: It's called PS gun this time.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: And we're going to start with a pretty broad category
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: and then we're going to get more and more narrow,
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: with fewer and fewer correct answers as we go. So
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: we're going to start with the broadest possible category, and
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: that is horror games released on PS one. There are
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: almost unlimited answers to this, and I might need to
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: look some things up, but if you confidently say something
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: and then shoot someone, I might just believe that it
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: was a game. And lots of things can be described
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: as horror as well. We're very much playing improv rules,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: so I'm gonna have Aaron start this one. So whenever
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: you're ready, Aaron names something from this category and then
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: shoot a member of the opposite team by saying their name.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: All right, I'll start with the one I accidentally gave
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: away Koudelka.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Adra, Silent Hill, Ben.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Silent Hill two, Aiden.
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: Darn Uh, Resident Evil, Aaron, Resident Evil two.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Resident Evil three. Oh yeah, ben.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Uh, Crash Bandicoot. It's a horrible game.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: I'm going to allow it for this first round.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: Ah, and then just to mix things up.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, silent Hill three.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think that's a correct answer. Audre is
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: out of this pass. It is going to be on
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: the previous person who said something, which is Ben. So
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I go again, Yes, you go again.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Shit, twisted metal, sweet tooth, kind of spooky.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: I gave you, I gave you, crash bandicoot. You're out.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: It's just Aaron versus Aidan. And I think it was
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Aiden nor Aaron. I I'll make it Aiden because I
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: made it Ben last time.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Aiden, it's your go.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: Uh. This is a shot in the dark fatal frame.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: Was that on PS one?
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Let me look it up.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I know that's a game because I can't remember if.
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: It was PS two one?
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: It was PS two. I'm afraid, which means fault. Aaron
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: is left standing.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: I had at least four or five, have more in
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: the chamber, and I believe.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: You Resent Survivor virus it is aware. The European one.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: I had more than that, but the gold dust forget that.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, the gold Manser I had for that one was
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Dino Crisis.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that horror game. It was on a list
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: of it's a horror game. Yeah, like par Parasite two.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's have a new category, and this time it's
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: going to be technically horror.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. My my classification for horror game was a little
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: too narrow and too broad at the same time.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: The next category is going to be Ultra going first.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: And this is a w w F SmackDown playable wrestlers,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: So playable wrestler from w w F SmackDown, and it
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: is Ordra to go first whenever you're ready.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: My timelines are so nonsense.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, so that everyone has a fair shot at this,
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: I'll say attitude Era. Let that be a thing that
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: might help non wrestling fans as well.
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: Stone Cold to you erin the rock Iniden, Mick Foley,
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: Ben Goldberg. Was he in w c W at the time.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was in w c W at the time,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: so he was not available in WWF SmackDown. I'm so sorry.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: We are going to go back to Aiden.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: Oh God, Jeff Hardy.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, Aaron, Matt Hardy, Odra, let's go Rick.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Flair w c W. I heard it when I said it.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, we're gonna go back off the Aaron Triple
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: h Aiden.
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: Edge.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Aaron Christian Aiden.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: Uh Lita.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: She was in the game though, right like she was
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: a playable wrestler. There were only I believe it was
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: only China and Tory Wilson were the only two playable women.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: And I should have gone with that because as soon
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: as you were like, the only two playable women, and
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Like, toy is gonna be there?
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: Okay, good because I only had one left and I
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: wasn't sure about it was El Snow on that list.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Al Snow was on that list.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, mine was going to be fucking Disco Inferno, who
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: I think also would have put me in the w
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: C you trap.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Absolutely Ultimate Warning or what was he doing?
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Ultimate Warrior was long gone?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Damn. I mean he was still withers.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: Ta he hadn't he hadn't had his his farewell tour
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: and then immediate death. Yet on the list. That was
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: the other one I was thinking about it, Undertaker.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: I dot Goldberg was a shoeing because he had a
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: memory card.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: You'd think, yeah, just different companies. Yeah, it was Lara Croft,
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: who was with WW at the time. Yeah, okay, the
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: golden answer there was Gangrel. If anyone had pulled Gangrel.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: Oh you got yeah.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but there is another category. The shots are
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: continuing to be fired. There are only twenty four correct answers.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: This time, we're narrowing it down even further. The category
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: that Ben will be going first on is Teken to
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: playable characters. Playable characters in Teken to Ben, whenever you're ready, King, Yes,
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: i'll give you that. I'm a king, is what I
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: have here? Okay, I'll give you.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Uhdra.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever even seen tech and be played.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: So let's say Cobra.
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: A name.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: It sounds like I was expecting you to say queen
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: after he said king.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: No, these games are sexist, they're not. They're two females.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: I mean there was an explosion of female playable protagonists
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: on the PS one, but most of them had giant breasts.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: So yeah, the Laura Croft effect. We'll throw myself into Aaron.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Laywou long nice? Yes, Aiden, obviously.
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: Fault Uh Volo is that is it? Voldo?
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: It's not close enough. He's from Soul Caliber.
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: Oh God, damn it. I was like rattling through all
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: the fighting games in my head. I got I think
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: Tecan is the one that I know the least of.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: The roster of Yeah, I think I played one. I
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: had one Tecan game.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Tech and the one with a bear.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, oh my.
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: God, is there one that's just called Panda and it's
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: just a panda.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, but he doesn't show up until Tech and three don't.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kuma was in this one, the bear and the
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: golden answer for this one was Roger, just because I
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Roger I think was Kangaroo.
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: I was gonna say, I knew there was a kangaroo,
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: but I.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Couldn't remember his name was like Roger. There's like the
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: drunken old guy with like the bald dude.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I was thinking one of them might just have a
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: normal guy name, and so I was, I.
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: Mean, Roger is also a normal guy, a normal guy.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: I think Nina Williams also feels pretty like first name,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: last name, pretty normal, because especially when you've got like
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: martial Law.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: It's like a pun name.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: He'll go home, Okay, that'll be That'll be two points.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: But we are not ready there for having both players
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: still still standing. There is one more category. Let's see
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: if it's a little better for the kids over on
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: the gay station side. This is named characters from the
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: original Crash Bandicoot trilogy. So named characters from the original
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Crash Bandicoot trilogy, and Aiden is starting off this category.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: Uh crash Bandicoot. Then a.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Papoo, papoo nice? Oh Odra Coco, Yeah, I'll.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Give you Coco.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: Oh Aaron, doctor Cortex Yeah, doctor Cortex.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: Aiden h doctor Embryo.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Then bye, God, take a guess, Uh.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Monkey, there's there's like, Okay, we will put it back
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: to Aiden for this.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: Uh dingo dial Yeah, m.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: Accident marsupial Okay, that is what I get to throwing ship.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a whole Crash Bandicoot category.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Two left standing over on gay station two points.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: Koala Kong, entropy engine, polar Pura.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Uh he's still not gold answer.
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I was trying to like I was seeing
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: if any of them were. I should have said that
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: before I just started like.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: It's fine.
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: I would lose a little bit that. But it was
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: also when one of these has to be the gold
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: manser tiny the tiger.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: I went with pinstripe. The pinstripe. If that's how you
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: pronounce that animal, we'll find out we won't because that's
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: the end of round one. Let's ask Cocoa bandicoot to
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: calculate the latest scores. She's got a laptop. Oh damn it,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I think Golder said Coco.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Oh did she? Okay?
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet that laptop's got a calculator. I bet
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: it's got It doesn't have much else because it was
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: the nineties. Okay, we are not ready or on four
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: points and gay Station are on two points. Up next
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: is round two. If you're listening on a public feed,
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: it'll be after these ads. But if you head to
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: patreon dot com slash Gate Leapers, you can listen ad
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: free for free. So why the bloody hell don't you do? That?
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Is what I've written here. We'll be back after these hats.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Round two is called Rotten. You say tomatoes, I say tomatoes,
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: except this time Aiden also says tomatoes.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: It's long title.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: It's our review composition game, where teams will take turns
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: giving a critical review of a PS one game, matching
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: the percentage score rolled on a D one hundred. It's
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: not one of those exciting like one hundred sided ones.
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: It's just I was really expecting like a full like
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: orb one of these days to budgets. Yeah, just too
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: de tense. This is Phandomonium though, so there are a
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: couple more hats to be worn for this game. The
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: first hat that review will be for a publication decided
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: by a spin of this wheel.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: It is prop heavy. You weren't not run so.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Prop heavy, and I will also decide the game with
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: the spin of this wheel as well. And then the
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: second hat is that review will be delivered one word
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: at a time, back and forth between teammates, and you
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: keep going until I cut you off, probably with this sound,
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: because that's just then. Sorry if you hate that sound.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: I've not gotten enough of it yet. Do we all
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: understand the game? Yeah?
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: I think so?
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, so I am going to have gay Station
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: go first on this one. I think so first, with
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: the spin of the wheel, going to decide your game
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: that you will be reviewing. That looks like the Lime
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Green to me, which is Tony Hawk's pro Skater, is
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: going to be the game that you'll be reviewing. Let's
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: find out which publication it will be before number seven
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: for the Kaye Do Cinema. Okay, it's it's French who
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: that is. Play to the height of your knowledge on
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: what you think the kaya Do Cinema is and the
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: percentage score. The tone of your review will be an
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: eighty seven percent. An eighty seven percent review of Tony
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Hawk's pro Skater for the Kaya Do Cinema. Whenever you're ready,
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: one word at a time, take it away, Ordre.
• 44:28
  Speaker 10: Towny knowledge Kaya Cinema.
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: I was trying to think of a way to say
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: Hawk in a French accent, but it's really difficult. Ok
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: was an amazing skid the Bodell.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: And this game is in.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: Kickflip was phenomenon. I love two Kickflip.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: An excellent review of Tony Hawk's cinema.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: There.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: I loved the French accents. I loved getting skateboarding terms
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: in in those French accents.
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: I loved cackflip.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: I could have I could have used like a bit
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: of the kind of like paisiness that the Kaya Discinema
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: are known for with their like two thousand word essays
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: or whatever. But my goodness, I'm going to give you
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: four out of five points for that because I very
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: much enjoyed those accents. Cribbler fantastic. Okay, let's move on
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: off so we are not ready to have a review. First,
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Let's find out your game Metal Gear Solid is your
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: game that you will be reviewing. But for which publication
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: have you been hired to write this review? That's also seven.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: We can't do the kaya dicinema again, simply eight common
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: sense media. If you're common sense media, I'm played at
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: the height of your knowledge. I'm not going to give
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: you any clues.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Are those like the was that the one that was
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: all like the super against like violence and video games?
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: That It's got a bunch of that going. It's got
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: a bunch of that happening, you know, you know what
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: we're talking about?
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: How we get a high score out of this one?
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: I like, well, to help you roll high. It's ninety eight.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: So this is a ninety eight review of Metal Gear
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Solid for common sense Media.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Whenever you're ready, take it away bare.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: This American game features many acts of violence, but I
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: didn't hate playing at much stealth period. Yeah, you can
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: say that entering Alaska while hiding in plane sight was thrilling,
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: and I orgasmed whilst shooting jerks.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: I was so worried you weren't going to get up
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: to the highs of ninety eight percent with that review,
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: and then you said you orgasmed while shooting jokes.
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: Like you kind of You've got no choice at that
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: point but to go above ninety five.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my goodness. Look, it could have maybe used
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: some more warnings about how it's uh, you know, affecting
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: the youth of today.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: The game converted us.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, the game was so good it literally converted
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: these Yeah.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: We were actually fired from Commonsoles media directly after.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Well, because of that firing, i'll have to I'll have
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: to dock one point, and I'll also dock a point
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: for I think you said it was an American game,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: but I don't necessarily think it is.
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: Come on, it's very American.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: The theme of the game is very American.
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: It's crazy, and also the common sense media writers probably
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: would make the mistake if they ring.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: It, Yeah, the American game.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, your your opponent has talked it back up to
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: being four points instead of.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: No, I take it back.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: I was really don't understand the meeting. I'll try and
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: earn you guys a point.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: I was trying to angle for a hiding in a
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: box reference, but just but it's hard time.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I was trying to work in a cigarette. I don't
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: know how I was going to get there.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: But I couldn't think of the name of the base.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: I just knew it was in Alaska.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: But it's just well, look, if I if I cut
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Arron off right now, we've still got time to do
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: one of the review each, so yes, quick spin of
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: the wheel here. The game that Gay Station will be
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: reviewing is Spiral the Dragon, and it will be four.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: We've done those two already, so I'll move it here
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: the BBC. So it's a review of Spiral the Dragon.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: You guys are getting the BC. Oh yeah, the BBC.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: You do not like Spiral the Dragons.
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: I was really hoping for this twelve Spiral.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: The Dragon for the BBC Aiden. Whenever you're ready, take
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: it away.
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: This game bloody sucks. Never have I ever.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Ever ever.
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: Played a disgraceful game as this shitty little dragon. Not
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: only does he look homosexual, he also looks.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Say it. You don't have to. But something came to.
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: My mind, Irish, I was trying to think things that
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: a British journalist would hate in the nineties.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Yep, I'm loving scoring you the full five points because
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: that was very accurate to the BBC in the nineties.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: God, the thing I was thinking he looks homosexual, but
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: he also looks gay Irish for the BBC in the nineties.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: So yeah, oh that was fantastic, brilliantly done. That's exactly
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: what the BBC sounded like in the nineties. It's what
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: the BBC kind of sounds like now.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: An accent. You already can't do one word at a time.
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: I don't know why I pull on a.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: God inclusion. I respect you trying to make me feel
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: like a part of it.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, we have one more review left to hear from.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: We are not ready, and the game is going to
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: be Resident Evil too, and the publication is going to
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: be It's just all been landing in the same place.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: I wonder if this is a weighted thing. It's going
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: to be The Boston Globe. Probably an accent based one.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: I reckon.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: The Globe sounds like otherwise.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Interesting. Okay, it is a fifty five percent review. It's
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: always fun to play right down the middle. A fifty
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: five percent review of Resident Evil two for the Boston Globe.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Take it away, Aaron.
• 52:47
  Speaker 11: These fucking zambiast what so fucking wicked slow and yeah,
• 53:02
  Speaker 11: AND's a word.
• 53:07
  Speaker 7: Leaving all that in, don't change the game, it's two
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: mediocre like now Yorkers.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, look, your accents were incredible from the start,
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: and the number of Boston references that you managed to
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: get in there just brilliant stuff. I gotta give you
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: the full five out of five points as well. Fantastic review. Awesome,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: and working with fifty five is tough as well. With
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: it's much easier to work with the extremes of opinion. Absolutely,
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Oh thank you critics.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: That's the end of the round.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Let's ask the intelligent revolver os alot to calculate the
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: later scores. Who I assume is one of the crash
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: bandicoot characters, like a mammal.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: With a gun.
• 54:03
  Speaker 7: Nope, metal gear solid, metal gear solid, that's it, Okay,
• 54:08
  Speaker 7: but he is but he is an oss No, we
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: are not ready.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Are on thirteen points, Gay Station, are on it eleven points?
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Still close?
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Round three next, Indeed, it can all change. Well, I
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: was gonna say in the quick fire round, but it's
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: actually round three first, which is after these ads for
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Junco Jeans, Blockbuster Video and GHAK. Round three is called
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: the hear Me Out Cake. That's right, it's an eighteen
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: month social media trend. Eighteen month old social media trend
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: that we're still doing as a game. I have a
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: cake here or because of budget constraints, it's a muffin.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Incredible, incredible, Okay, I'm going to try not to.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: So this cake contains silhouettes of four different iconic PS
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: one characters. In Turns, players will pick characters from this cake,
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: and they will each have sixty seconds to justify their relationship, sexual,
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: or otherwise to the character they selected. So we all
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: familiar with the concept of hear.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Me out loosely.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm probably gonna make Audra go first as
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: an example. So so no matter how you feel about
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: the character you select, you've got to absolutely go to
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: bat for them. Justifications will be ranked and points awarded
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: five four, three, two one. After we've heard all four players,
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: and I think, yeah, Audra, you're gonna go first. You're
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: the only person who has the privilege of like selecting
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: in person if you would like to remove which of
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: ever of these silhouettes looks good to you.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think I've got an idea of who one
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: of them might be, and so I'm gonna just pick it.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it, my god,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: for this guy.
• 56:01
  Speaker 8: Nice?
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: You want to show it to the camera. Is it
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: who you thought it is?
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Nice, Okay, I'll you get the timer. Another problem and.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Hold this up so that people can see him.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, oldra, your minute of hear me out for whoever
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: that is begins now.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, hear me out. Here's why I would fuck Link.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: He's so dedicated to Zelda, he'd go.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: He's going all of high rule.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: He's climbing, He's climbing a lot. That's good hand strength awesome.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: I mean you can't really see it here because they've
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: rendered him with special hands. This is definitely my boy Link,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: and I definitely fuck him. Like he's got that great
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: yellow blonde hair, the very very stylish, especially in the
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: mid nineties. He's got great style. You can tell from here.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: The fact that like he's not wearing his traditional green,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: which means that he does have a full wardrobe. It
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: doesn't just have to be that. And so you know
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: he's out there making choices and so I that's why
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: I think that he that Link, my boy would be
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: an incredible lover.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: That's your time. I mean, oh my god.
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: I need the promotional clip for this episode to just
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: be nothing else. Oh my god, or you're holding up
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: what I think is cloud strife, yes and saying his
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: white fuggling that is fantastic.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: God.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, look, I feel like you've been like softly,
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: I actually by your teammate in the most polite way.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know what we're talking about.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: I almost don't care that you didn't know that that
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: was trifle.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: I think it was way better than if she just
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: shut straightforward. Honestly, crowds cloud strife is too easy. So
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: she she took a more difficult route, and I think
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: she should be rewarded for that.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, I plan to be very good.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: I cannot make the judgment yet, though, I need to
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: hear more hit me outs before I possibly can decide.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Aaron Europe next, which of these three silhouettes would you like?
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: Can I go for this? Yeah, he's he looks more
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: in my type. We could go with the dude.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: In the back.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: The dude in the back, yeah absolutely. So Odra is
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: going to like reveal to you the right across the
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: camera so you can see who it is.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead, so that I can be a little closer. Oh,
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: I know who it is.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's your that's your PS one character there, So, Aaron,
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: are you ready to justify absolute your attraction to this character?
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Time starts now. Now.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know about you, but I've wanted to fuck
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: a clown since I came of age, and honestly, honestly,
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: what better choice than sweet tooth? I mean, honestly, the man.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: The man has muscles. First thing number two? Uh, he
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: drives an ice cream truck. Man, I love ice cream.
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: That's awesome. Not to mention he gets into a violent,
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: you know, murder spree, you know, with other vehicle combat drivers.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: But but the fact of the matter is he keeps
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: coming back, so he must constantly be winning. And think
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: of that bread. Honestly, just just I want him to
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: twist my metal. I want him to to homing missile
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: me in in in my uh, in my exhaust port
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: and just go to town.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: I will squeeze his nose.
• 59:52
  Speaker 5: He can rub my hips and uh and give me
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: a gentle massage as he spoon feeds ice cream treats
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: into my mouth.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Oh are a nice, nice sweet end to that After
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: the reference to the exhausts, Yeah, I mean, good job
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: recognizing the character there as well a lot of good
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: references to twisted metal in there, including a twisted of
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: the twisting of the metal that you would like to happen.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: I couldn't figure out how to work Calypso in there,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: but I was trying.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Oh brilliant.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Okay again, I'll hold off my judgment until I hear
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: all of them because this is so important. This is
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: crucial cultural work we're doing.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: Fox.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Aiden, you are the last player who has a choice here,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: would you like to.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna I'm gonna go for that. The sultry lounger
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: on the st lounger.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: Okay, Jeff goldbl.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: It's really giving Jeff gold No, I think I.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: Know who that is.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. If it's not who I think
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: it is, then I'm screwed.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: It's gotta be Okay, here's the reveal.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, Aiden, your justification begins.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: I want Abe to take me on an odyssey because
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: hear me out. Okay, he's got access to delicious soda
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: drinks for snacks. He he's built weird, so you know,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: he's a freaking the sheets. He's got like the like power,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 6: he's in a he's a platformer, so like you know,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: he's got like serious power in those thighs. He's a revolutionary.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 6: He starts and I think ends a worker's movement. So
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: he's he's woke. He's got that social consciousness. And I honestly,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: and this is they hear me out part. I think
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: his voice is sexy as fuck. I want him to
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: get in my ear and just go, oh mummy. And
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: if you don't want to hear me out about that,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: then I don't want to hear it. And I'm going
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: to turn you into soda over it.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Nice good stuff like how aggressive you got towards the
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: potential audience.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: The sorry, not potential audience. We have an audience. But
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: that's just such a sweet little guy.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: I haven't played any of those games in like a decade.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: I really hope that I got the voice somewhat close
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: to what I remember it being, like, I don't think
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: he says.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mummy, okay. Ben.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: As the last player, you do not have a choice.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: I'm afraid you are left with the only character. Do
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: you think you might have an idea from the silhouette?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: I think so, but I'm not sure. If I don't
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: remember that being PS one. I know it was PS two,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: but it's okay.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: We completely get a little reveal here, horny.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: So much better than what I thought it was.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Well, after your minute, we'll find out who you thought
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: it was. But for now, let's hear your hand me
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: out on this character. Your time starts now.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: Kick punch. It's all in my pants, beautiful wrapping dojo
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: mass masters. I don't remember his name, but that does
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: not stop me from wanting to peel him like the
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: onion he is, and uh and cry all night long
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: as he makes sweet love to me. I mean he's
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: got everything. He's got the moves, he's got that mustache.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: I love a man with a mustache. He's uh, he's
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: you know, two dimensional, which is cool, Like I don't
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: I don't like them that thick, So you don't get
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: any thinner than paper. That is that? That is the
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: way I like to do it. And uh, yeah, I
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: don't know. I just he's look look at him, he's
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: got that belt and his toes are out like, let's
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: fuck bro.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Fantastic. I think is his name either Master Onion or
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: sense a Onion. It's just something onion. Yeah, yeah, rapper
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: though that's fucking yeah.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Great game.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: Oh that was fantastic. Thank you all for sharing your
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: true feelings. Uh broadcast on the internet. I now have
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: a very difficult decision to make to rank these and
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: I don't think I can give anyone two points, like
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: none of none of those hear me outs felt like
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: two points at all. But I'm going to go three
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: points joined. I think for Ben and Audra, just for
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: not quite having the name, maybe there was wasn't as
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: much familiarity with the with the characters.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: You don't know him like I do.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: It probably is master on you or something. It's something
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: very generic.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think Cloud would be down to
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: be called.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: So uh and I think I'm gonna split Aaron and Aiden.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Aaron four points, Aiden five points because
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: we got we got voice, we got an impression of Abe,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: so that was great.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Aiden's was superior to mine. No, no, no contests,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: we're even now.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: Point incredible guys.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: Who stick no.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 8: Actually, end of round three. Laura Croft to calculate lay
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: for scores. An intelligent woman. She has two degrees.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: All my friends call it getting double d's. Okay, those
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: goes are we are not ready. Sorry, this is disgusting
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: for listeners are on twenty points. Gay station are on
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: nineteen points.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Oh so close.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: We can all change in the crucial quick fire around.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: But before we get there, let's talk prizes. This episode.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Star Prize is the concept of play and as the
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: PlayStation introduced duel shock controllers, make sure that play involves vibrations.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: But our winning team will also receive the rest of
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: this muffin.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Up.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: Next is our crucial quick fire around. After this last
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: set of ads, unless you're listening on Patreon and then.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Lucky you back soon.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Our final quick fire round will test your broader pop
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: culture knowledge and it's called the tie in buy in
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Part two.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: But about one.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: So in our PS two episodes that we yeah, it's
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: it's so forced and require so much law. We did
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: a PS two episode a couple of years ago where
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: the quick fire answers were all films that had games
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: released for the PS two, So we're doing the exact
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: same thing but for the PS one. Some movies that
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: had tie in games for the PS one. Some of
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: them are a little earlier than the PS one era,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: but most of them were thinking nineties. So in this game,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: I'll give our players clues to a movie that had
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: a PS one tie in game, and those clues will
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: be in the style of an Inner World trailer.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: So that's how the clues will go.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: And there's of course a classic gate Leapers twist which
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: I have not actually written, so we get the fun
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: thing of coming up what the twist is.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: Here's after you say the title go coming soon.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: Oh I like that. That plays on the Inner World. Well,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: so you've got to say coming soon after you say
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: your answer, otherwise I cannot give you the point. So
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: it's quick fire buzz in by yelling out your team name.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: Let's practice that. Now, Rady Station, Gay Station, it's Gay
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: station versus Ready. So I'll give an example. If I said,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: in a world where one spaceman must stand up to
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: a man in a chicken suit, Star Command is standing
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: by so this ranger can save his cowboy.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: Ready a station.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: Ben toy story is coming. Uh yeah, I'd like to
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: hear more of the coming soon.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: I think it's coming soon.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: Toy story coming, coming, coming.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: Coming soon.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I did have toy story too, but you know what,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: I'll accept toy story. We'll go with. We'll go with franchise.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Interrupt me at any point, are we already?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, here we go. In a world where one
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: cop just wants to attend the office Christmas party legally.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: I think I think I was Aaron first.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Die Hard Coming soon? Nice, excellent stuff from Dired trilogy.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: From the Diehard Trilogy. Absolutely, In a world where a
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: billionaire has to solve riddles the Dark Night teams with
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: Yes Aiden Batman. Yeah, I said yes, I heard coming soon.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: I interrupted you before you even had chance to say it.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: This is Batman forever. But I will take Batman because
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: we're doing franchises. I'm adding so many caveat rules to
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: this that this is no longer funny. This is just
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: like a pub quiz in a world where everyone makes
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: bad decisions. Apart from Sigourney Weaver, one woman, Yes, Aaron
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Alien coming soon?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: It is indeed Alien from.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: Alien Trilogy, Alien Trilogy or Alien Resurrection. Oh nice, both
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: In a world where wizards avoid the bathroom gender issue
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: by shitting on the floor.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 6: Harry Potter.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, in a world where one redneck must fly into
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: the heart of a spaceship and ready, Yes, Aaron Independence
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Day Coming soon is independence.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Think. Yeah, I d four as it was in a world.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: Where trade blockades and failed negot Ready, let's take Ben.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: You know, Star Wars The Phantom Menace coming soon?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Nice good stuff. I would have just taken Star Wars
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: based on the previous ruling. So yeah, good job saying
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: Phantom Menace. In a world where toys come to life,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: but not in a Pixel Pixar sort of way, Suburbia
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: must defend itself.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: Yes, Aiden, Small Soldiers coming soon?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: It is indeed nice.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 6: Yes, what a film?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: What a film in a world where aliens walk amongst us,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: only one agency is up to the task. Yes, Aaron
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: men in Black coming soon? Nice good stuff in a
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: world that was a big exile.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get them, like half a second too late.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: I'm really feeling not being able to watch any media
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: in the nineties.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: It just means you're not as old as Ben and.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: I and religiously sheltered.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: In a world where one demi god goes from hero
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: to zero. A gay station, I'm so sorry.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: I know. I know you did. I know you did.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: I think it might be too late, though, Uh, Percy
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: Jackson coming suit.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Oh that's not right, gay station. Yes, I know what
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: it is God, damn it Hercules coming suit.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: It is Hercules.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: I got to watch that in college.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: In a world where dinosaurs are somehow back von oh Aaron, I.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: Think, yeah, uh, Jurassic Park coming soon.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take it. Jurassic Park. The Lost World was
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: the game.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: Did not know there was a Jurassic Park PS one game.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: Somehow that one slipped by me.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: In a world where there's also a dinosaur, a group
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: of babies find themselves in France.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: Gay Station, Yes, Aiden.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: Rug Rats in Paris coming.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: Stuff and quick before the Buzzer. In a world where
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: a ruling class of robber barons terrorize and intimidate the proletariat,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: one worker must team up with the creative arts world
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: in order to show the working class who exactly ben.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: No, I don't have it.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: A station, Yes, robots coming soon.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: It's not who exactly controls society. Oh and they're all insects.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Gay Station, Yes, Uldra.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: A Bugs Life coming series.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: A Bug's Life And that's the Buzzer.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 6: I love that there. There's there's two distinct like socialist
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 6: films that are animated from like the same kind of
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 6: like decade like.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: When Yeah, and that's before we talk about Monsters, inc.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: And the America is fueled on the screams of children. Okay,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: before we get to the final scores, i'd like to
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: thank our players. You've all been brilliant and I shouldn't
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: have underestimated your power.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: More powerful than God.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. Yes, we definitely still have time for
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: plugs and promos. Aaron, b FYITW. You've just started doing
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: monthly Blood on the clock Tower episodes.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we had to reschedule the second month's episode, but
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: the first one is up and out so and I'm
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: hoping to return to making that a monthly thing because
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: we did genuinely have a lot of fun and it's
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 5: it's I'm looking forward to getting people back together to
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: do that. But yeah, that's that's one of the exciting
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: things we're doing at BFYW right now.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so much fun to participate in that.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: I won't give any spoilers because I would love folks
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: to listen to it, but I had a blast.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, and I can't wait to do it again.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, heck yeah.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: And of course you can buy Aaron's novels Thame Raker
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: in the Inevitability of Life.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: Yes, both available anywhere you can find a fine books
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: such as Oh yes, you can get physical copies as well.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: The ebooks are no longer on sale. I'm afraid that's
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: the thing to say, right, they're not in sale anymore.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: Sorry, but hey, physical copies, that's always copies.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: That's how you wear in now.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: I might just do a physical copy sale in June
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: because that's my birthday month.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: So nice, happy birthday month coming up.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Yay, absolutely, Ben, I think Geek Exploration you just put
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: out your one hundredth episode.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we made another one, very nice. Yeah, it
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: was fun. I think we're probably we're going to do
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: some more at some point. I don't know, I mean
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 4: like it kind of. It's when it hits us at
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: this point, as opposed to, yeah, having to like have
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: a schedule and fucking care about media all the time,
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: because I don't.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: It's so hard to care about media. That's why we
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: play games instead.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Exhaust brought it lightheartedly.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: And space oddities for is coming along. I'm hoping that
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: we'll be having a kickstarter later this year, but we'll
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: just see how everything pans out. But that's the plan
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: is maybe for the fall or winter we'll shoot for something,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: but no guarantees. We'll see how life goes.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see what happens. I'm looking forward to space Auditis
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: for whenever it happens, but a kickstart at.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: The end of the year would be nice.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fantastic And aiden Rickety Fidgets, where can folks follow
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: you and check out stuff that's happening there? Anything else
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: you want to shout out at this moment in time.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 6: I mean, I really want to see what the physical
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: prop you have for my theater company, because you've got it,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: you've got on for everyone else. Yeah, digits, We're at
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 6: Ricky Fidgets on Instagram. We've kind of like gone into
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: hibernation mode a little bit. We are working behind the
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 6: scenes on getting the means to make more stuff. I
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: don't want to like call our shot just in case
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 6: something doesn't come of it, but like we're working on
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 6: new things, and we will make new things regardless. It's
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 6: just a matter of when we're going to look at
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 6: doing some more like spontaneous show or more spontaneous shows.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 6: They will still be planned, but like the chabbarets that
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 6: we've done before, where we do local cabaret and have
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 6: like a bunch of drag, poetry, music, et cetera. We're
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 6: gonna try and do one of those again this year.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: But if you want to give us a follow, and
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 6: you live in Britain or visit Britain regularly, then we
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: will be doing some stuff at some point.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: Hey, it's always good to just brack up those followers
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: for when things do happen, like a mailing list kind.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Of thing, and then people know when things are happening.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: So absolutely give them a follow, because then you'll know
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: when stuff's going on.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: Yes, follow support by even by physical media Fox. It's
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: a really enjoyable thing to do at the moment, and
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: so pick up Baron's bugs, pick up space oddityas do it. Okay,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: shall we get to those final scores?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah, I think we actually are ready.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 6: Are a gay Station.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: The final scores still have that one point difference, so
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: it's very close right up until the end. Gay Station
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: finish on twenty five points, but maybe they were ready.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: We are not ready finish on twenty six points. Yeah.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: Wow, what a game.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Dang God, I'm glad that we didn't go with the
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: tagline of more powerful than God. Oh boy, Well.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: How many ps one RPGs had an antagonist say that
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: you'd always take them down in the end.
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  Speaker 4: Huh, I've always wanted to take God down a peg so.
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  Speaker 6: And I've always wanted to peg God.
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  Speaker 2: a geriatric millennial. And I leave you with this quote
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  Speaker 2: that's mistakenly attributed to Final Fantasy Tactics. If the penalty
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  Speaker 2: for a crime is a fine, then that law only
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  Speaker 2: exists for the lower class. It's actually not from a
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  Speaker 2: PS one game. It's a Mandela effect thing, but it
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  Speaker 3: Goodbye.
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  Speaker 2: If there's ever a line to end on, always play
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  Speaker 2: the music after someone says they want to peg a deity.
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  Speaker 2: That's just some comedy advice for you. Thank you so
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  Speaker 2: much for listening to this wild PS one episode. It's
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  Speaker 2: not lost on me that I have the best job
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  Speaker 2: in the world and I couldn't do this without the
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  Speaker 2: support of our wonderful executive producers. So here's a unique
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  Speaker 2: PS one themed shout out to each and every one
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  Speaker 2: of you. Ash and Adam, I'm giving you a medal
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  Speaker 2: of honor for being our first ever executive producers. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you so much. DoD Boog memory card, DoD Boog memory card.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Justin, Derek and Taylor. What a pair of
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  Speaker 2: crash band acuties that works. That's a pun. Look the
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  Speaker 2: man himself. I know he's up twisting his metal. It's
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Randolph. He killed it on this episode. Aaron, And
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  Speaker 2: do I spy a Row?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: I don't spy a Row. I spire Kristin Farley, Thank
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  Speaker 2: you so much for supporting us.
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  Speaker 3: Kristin.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you to Troy Davidson who protects us from Resident Evil.
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  Speaker 2: That's the state sanctioned domestic terrorists. Oh man, there's no
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: joke here, but remember Spider Man for the PS one.
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  Speaker 2: That was a kick ass superhero game, just like the
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: maker of Team Up, Johnny Wilson, is also kick ass.
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  Speaker 2: Gorbin Stein, I have heard you do Transylvania like voices,
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  Speaker 2: so maybe you could go to Castlevania. Thank you, Gorbin,
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  Speaker 2: and thank you to Ivan Krono Crossman. I've just read
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  Speaker 2: that Chrono cross game for the first time and thought
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  Speaker 2: I could make it work as a pun with your name,
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  Speaker 2: and it barely does. And Matt Smith, it's always nice, Tomba,
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  Speaker 2: too tummy to meet you. It's nice to meet you, Tombatoo.
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  Speaker 3: Bye.
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