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One Article Of Clothing That Men Wear That Women Do NOT Like · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: One to six forty seven Mcubby and Christine in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: along with producer Kristen as you get ready for your day,
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  Speaker 1: get on your jorts and get ready.
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  Speaker 2: To don't no, don't, don't encourage that. Shorts No, don't.
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  Speaker 3: Are they still a thing?
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  Speaker 2: No public service announcement? They are not still a thing.
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  Speaker 2: I love this. Women were asked on Reddit, what's the
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  Speaker 2: one article of clothing a guy can wear that's just
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  Speaker 2: gonna ruin it for you? You know he's been he's been
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  Speaker 2: doing well, you think you're into him, and then he
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  Speaker 2: shows up in jorts and apparently it's done. So this
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  Speaker 2: is not me making the judgment. These are what women said.
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  Speaker 1: And for those who don't know, jorts are jeans that
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  Speaker 1: stop right above the knee like shorts.
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  Speaker 2: But were they nineties? When was that? I don't even
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  Speaker 2: were they ever?
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So anyway, Coubby, here's what you need to do
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  Speaker 2: because you want Coco to always be attracted to you.
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  Speaker 2: No jorts for you.
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  Speaker 3: Which I don't have. I was kidding earlier.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really have crocs. The ladies are saying no
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  Speaker 2: to crocs.
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  Speaker 1: I don't wear them in public, but they do exist,
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  Speaker 1: they're comfy, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Unattractive shoes. I think this is entirely personal, but has
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  Speaker 2: put me off many times. Those cho shoes that look
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  Speaker 2: like feet. Oh oh, I haven't seen them in a while.
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  Speaker 3: I see them a lot if I'm at a tropical location.
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  Speaker 1: Or on vable use them to run at the beach, insteat,
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  Speaker 1: poolside and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So no, no to skinny jeans.
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  Speaker 3: No to skinny jeans.
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  Speaker 2: I guess they're over it. Shoes with no socks, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: they don't want you guys wearing flip flops, sandals and
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  Speaker 2: shorts don't work for most guys. Sorry, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you guys are going to do
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  Speaker 2: in the summer. I find it difficult to take anyone
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  Speaker 2: wearing a bucket hat seriously.
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  Speaker 3: All right, bucket hats I like because of the sun block.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 3: I will say they look kind of chilly on me,
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  Speaker 3: like Gilligan, You mean.
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  Speaker 2: Like I think, so yeah, yeah, but they do the job. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Beige cargo shorts.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I do have a thing. Why do women hate
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  Speaker 3: cargo shorts so much? On men? I don't think they're
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  Speaker 3: that bad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so next to them. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I know they're kind of nineties early two thousands, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I enjoy all the pockets like them. My wife
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  Speaker 1: made me go through a whole cargo shorts purge.
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  Speaker 2: And she said it's time to move on, right, Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 3: Have maybe two and I have eight at one time,
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  Speaker 3: eight pair.
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  Speaker 2: So did you cry for like a hot minute?
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  Speaker 3: I did, yeah, and I waved goodbye to the donation
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  Speaker 3: vehicle by Cargoes, and then I was like, the don't
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  Speaker 3: litter guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, with the little tear going down my cheeks back
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  Speaker 1: in the seventies, don't.
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  Speaker 2: Litter guys, they're going to a good cause. Loose tank tops, okay,
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  Speaker 2: shirts that are super tight, even if you have muscles.
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  Speaker 2: The girls are saying, no, no, they don't like it.
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  Speaker 2: Not clothes, but strong deodorant or body spray. If I
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  Speaker 2: can smell you from across the room. It's too much, guys,
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  Speaker 2: this is just public service announcement. Oakley sunglasses. Unless you're
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  Speaker 2: on the Tour de France or something.
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  Speaker 3: Is kind of like dated.
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  Speaker 2: I think polo shirts and loafer boat shoes. It's a
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  Speaker 2: type and it's just not mine.
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  Speaker 3: Unless you're in a yacht rock yes, which I love my.
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  Speaker 2: Yacht rock and the last thing is tank top unless
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  Speaker 2: he's at the beach. All right, Speedo's did not make
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  Speaker 2: this list, but I just want to add that on
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  Speaker 2: the only thing.
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  Speaker 1: I can wear them pretty much, right, because everything else
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  Speaker 1: is off the list.
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  Speaker 3: I mean saying don't wear it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have a lot of options for the
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  Speaker 2: summer except speedos.
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  Speaker 3: Glad summer's almost over, you said, But Spitos isn't on
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  Speaker 3: the list. It's not.
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  Speaker 2: I'm adding it on though.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're okay, what do you call it? Like a retraction?
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  Speaker 2: Let me just put that one in there. If they
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  Speaker 2: asked me, I wasn't pulled.
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  Speaker 3: But if you asked me, you want to poll? All right,
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  Speaker 3: what is coming up in the news, Christine.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna check out those headlines.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we got some headlines too,