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Ins & Outs of 2023 (with Kyle Brandt)!! · NFL Podcast Network Selects

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  Speaker 1: And when I woke up this morning, I was feeling
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  Speaker 1: pretty dangerous for on the sin tonight it's my corterback.
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  Speaker 1: They are well we thought they were. Are we not
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  Speaker 1: about Hello? You plenty to win the gate. They want
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  Speaker 1: you to cook the dinner. At least they ought to
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  Speaker 1: let your shot for some of the grocers. And on
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  Speaker 1: the way up, we're gonna buy the kneecap offs playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: You're kidding me. I'm just here so I won't get Finally,
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  Speaker 1: how could he not be romantic about football? Oh that
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  Speaker 1: hits a little bit different seeing that today with all
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rogers welcome the bench with banetta people. Happy New Year.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, twenty twenty three is off to a
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  Speaker 1: roaring start. I had to work at four am on
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  Speaker 1: the first of January, and I didn't really do anything
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  Speaker 1: for New Year's Eve. To be honest, I went out
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  Speaker 1: to dinner. I don't eat steak, but those two steak calls,
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  Speaker 1: you have these sneaking thank golls. I legitimately had the
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  Speaker 1: meat sweats all night. This is why I don't do this.
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  Speaker 1: So twenty twenty three, we are cutting out red meat.
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  Speaker 1: We're not eating steak no matter what house we're at
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  Speaker 1: and my mom is visiting me right now, and if
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  Speaker 1: you guys are watching this, you'll see them. I have
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  Speaker 1: a French braid. What's more my mom is visiting than
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  Speaker 1: my hair right now. Also, we're in studio because my
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  Speaker 1: house is a mess because my mom decided to rearrange everything.
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  Speaker 1: My life's great, No, it is. I'm so happy that
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  Speaker 1: she's here. Um, okay, we've got a big show today.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to tease this right here, right now,
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  Speaker 1: Kbe is coming up for water cooler talking Uno memento.
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  Speaker 1: We dive deep on on feet. I know you're not.
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  Speaker 1: I know that maybe you're not looking to kick your
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  Speaker 1: your year off by hearing Kyle Brandt and Rachel Bonetta
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  Speaker 1: speak on the obsession of feet. But I think it's
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  Speaker 1: worthwhile to stick around four. Okay, is it? Is it
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  Speaker 1: an experience? Yes? Is it a good one? I'll let
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  Speaker 1: you decide, so without further ado, let's get KB in here,
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  Speaker 1: KB kbe Happy New Year. I'm you're drinking a weird
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  Speaker 1: jug of something, so I want to start this off.
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  Speaker 1: I have a feeling this has something to do with
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  Speaker 1: New Year's resolutions, which is weird because you're always chugging water, Like,
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  Speaker 1: what about the New Year's resolutions? You're always doing this?
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  Speaker 1: But what what is this? Is there is that gatorade? Um? No,
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  Speaker 1: this is this is water with like some lemonade flavoring
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  Speaker 1: squirt in it to make it m less tedious. I'm
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  Speaker 1: on the water thing, Vanetta. I'm doing it. I'm drinking
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  Speaker 1: like a gallon and a half a day, and um,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's changing my life on my skin has never
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  Speaker 1: been clearer. No, it's it sucks. I'm a half day
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  Speaker 1: into it already and it's already a huge pain. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to stick it out. Everybody says it's
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  Speaker 1: like that unlocks everything if you just drink a ton
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  Speaker 1: of water. I'm like, I can do that. See, I'm
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  Speaker 1: anti water. I know we need to. I don't like
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry if this is TMI people. I don't like
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  Speaker 1: peeing that much. I don't like the inconvenience of I'm
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  Speaker 1: when I'm nice and cozy and seated or a sleep
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to wake up before I am and
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  Speaker 1: have to pee or leave my comfortable position at work
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  Speaker 1: or at home on the couch. I just I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to do it. I don't want to do it.
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  Speaker 1: It's two fifty three pm right now. I have urinated
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  Speaker 1: thirty nine times. Come on, like it's all you do
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  Speaker 1: non stop. Also gotten to the night. You're on a
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  Speaker 1: three hour morning show. And what people don't know is
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  Speaker 1: when you're on GMFB, you're like, as soon as they're
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  Speaker 1: like okay, commercial people are like, you're like running to
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom somewhere. The few times that I've sat in,
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  Speaker 1: I get panicked because you guys aren't back yet. But
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  Speaker 1: like you're obviously that's you know how much time you have,
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  Speaker 1: But I'm like, it's twenty seconds in. Kami still hasn't
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  Speaker 1: back at the desk. Am I gonna have to cover?
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  Speaker 1: And you just come sprinting in. There's nuances to it, dude.
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  Speaker 1: The live television urination is that you can buy yourself
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  Speaker 1: an extra fifteen seconds is when they roll the bump
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  Speaker 1: as it's called, which is promoting the next time. You're
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  Speaker 1: just gone. As soon as you're off camera, you're gone.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's added complications because you're wearing fifty six
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  Speaker 1: different mike packs and earpieces and wires and places that
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  Speaker 1: are very intimate. Sometime if you're trying to get it
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  Speaker 1: done quickly and then you skate back in and you're
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  Speaker 1: not Mike. It's a disaster. But we got part. Also,
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  Speaker 1: if people don't realize you gotta take the mic off
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  Speaker 1: or all somebody's gonna hear you pee and that's yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure you're pretty close to your audio guy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know. If they don't, they'll be like turn Kyle
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  Speaker 1: off like they can all bad. I have not had
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  Speaker 1: that fote. I am very careful about that stuff. But um, okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: happy New Year, my friends. I want to kick these
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  Speaker 1: these little chats off. Listen, every single Sunday I'm on Twitter,
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  Speaker 1: I'm checking the conversation and about five different times there
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  Speaker 1: is somebody tweeting you nominating an angry run. And you
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  Speaker 1: are very famous for these, so I want to ask you,
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  Speaker 1: who is like the best nomination that you've gotten, Like,
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  Speaker 1: who is somebody that's messaged you? There's been quite a
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  Speaker 1: few famous people come on the show. Who is like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta take a look at the Is there one
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  Speaker 1: that comes to mind? Because literal teams are tweeting at
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  Speaker 1: you too. Oh the teams do it all the time, Yeah, constantly,
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  Speaker 1: you know it used to be I have to look
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  Speaker 1: for them, and now it's great. They just people, just
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  Speaker 1: the fish are jumping into the boat. Rachel, like the
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  Speaker 1: people tell me, here's this one, here's this one. So
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  Speaker 1: the celebrity fan mafia is out there. Paul Rud's not
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  Speaker 1: on Twitter, but not to brag. Paul Read has text
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  Speaker 1: me about one before. And then Stone Street, who's also
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  Speaker 1: as part of the Chiefs Mafia, he has done it.
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten a couple from like our our bosses, and
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  Speaker 1: I mean I'm talking about Rachel, like our like New
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  Speaker 1: York bosses, like the really really really high ones, like
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  Speaker 1: the Masters of the Universe. They've even sent me something
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  Speaker 1: well that is just a testament to how incredible this
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  Speaker 1: segment is. And it's been going for I mean, how
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  Speaker 1: many years have you been doing this for now? Six years?
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  Speaker 1: Of yeah, wild, Well, we saw a tweet online. This
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  Speaker 1: was pretty incredible. Samantha Spader said, when Angry runs on
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  Speaker 1: gm BE is your favorite TV all week? Your husband
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  Speaker 1: transcribes Kab's rant when the New York Jets win the
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  Speaker 1: scepter so you can hang it in your jets bathroom. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: A lot of questions about that last part you have
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  Speaker 1: a Jets bathroom. But like, man, this has got to
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  Speaker 1: feel pretty good, right, What did you What did you
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  Speaker 1: think when you saw this? I saw this tweet and
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  Speaker 1: I zoomed in to read it, so did I. I
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  Speaker 1: amazing that the woman's husband, because transcribing that segment is
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  Speaker 1: not easy. There's like them sometimes you start speaking in
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  Speaker 1: tongues and you started making all these bizarre references and
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  Speaker 1: the words run together. So to have that like in
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom of all places, where like you want some
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  Speaker 1: privacy and maybe some like a little bit of peace
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  Speaker 1: and quiet. Yeah, I'm flattered. I'm honored. H And it's
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  Speaker 1: very very cool. I've never seen that ever, like up
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  Speaker 1: until now, that's a first. Would you ever want a
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  Speaker 1: themed bathroom? Like I don't know, you got your basement
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  Speaker 1: down there, Kaby's basement. Would you ever love something so
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  Speaker 1: much that you could, like I could see you having
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  Speaker 1: like a top gun bathroom, O some kind of something
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  Speaker 1: weird like that. I have this badass boogie Nights bathroom
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  Speaker 1: on the third floor of our house and it's great. No,
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  Speaker 1: you don't hear about the bathrooms a lot, although like
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  Speaker 1: there is something to be said that, like over the
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  Speaker 1: last several years like the Jets belong in a bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: more in a bathroom. Oh yeah, and this year that
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  Speaker 1: didn't make it either. But I like that he does that.
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  Speaker 1: I like it too well. Shout out to these guys
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  Speaker 1: and to you for making this segment what it is. Um,
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  Speaker 1: speaking of segments, I gotta do this to you, KB.
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  Speaker 1: We love you on this show. But let's rewind the clock.
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  Speaker 1: Let's listen to what Kyle Brandt's thoughts on Kirk Cousins
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  Speaker 1: were this past week. Rawl it it is okay to
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  Speaker 1: talk about the Vikings and say Kirk Cousins is excellent.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay. Jamie and the Earlies show made a compelling
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  Speaker 1: case that Justin Jefferson should be considered m VP, and
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  Speaker 1: I respect it. Justin Jeffers is an excellent player, so
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  Speaker 1: is the Vanta Adams. The last couple of years when
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  Speaker 1: the MVP was handed to Aaron Rodgers like, there's no
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  Speaker 1: big deal. I am not here for this prejudice again,
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  Speaker 1: Kirk Cousins. That has existed, and it is in our
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  Speaker 1: systems and our blood as football media people, and it
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  Speaker 1: comes from a lot of things. The corniness of his personality,
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  Speaker 1: the size of his paychecks years ago, years old losses
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  Speaker 1: that he's suffered on primetime, even in different organizations and
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  Speaker 1: different eras, different head coaches, turning kirk Cousins not with
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  Speaker 1: fresh eyes on a Sunday and mixture. It's in the
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  Speaker 1: fourth quarter when quarterbacks really show who they are. You
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  Speaker 1: will not see a quarterback plane better in the entire
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  Speaker 1: NFL this year, in the biggest moments. The stats bore
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  Speaker 1: it out, the eye test bears it out, and there's
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  Speaker 1: still no love for him. I apologize for nothing. Kirk
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  Speaker 1: Cousins is excellence. I believe in him in the playoffs
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  Speaker 1: and I will not stop believing him. I wish some
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  Speaker 1: other people would start, Oh listen, we're not old takes
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  Speaker 1: expose This happens every single time when you have to
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  Speaker 1: talk about sports every single day. There's gonna be things
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  Speaker 1: that you know, you say and next the following week,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it sounds a little bit silly, you know. Vikings
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  Speaker 1: loss forty one to seventeen to the Packers. Kirk Cousins
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  Speaker 1: had three interceptions. But what I want to ask you, Kabi,
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  Speaker 1: is are you doubling down on this? Is this just
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  Speaker 1: a weird game? Is this a fluke? As Alexander called
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  Speaker 1: justin Jefferson's game season opener, what do you I just
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  Speaker 1: want to give you the floor here. I appreciate the floor. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I regret nothing. I apologize for nothing. Whoa, because you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm seeing out there, Banetta, I'm seeing. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: Kirk Cousins was terrible in another big game. We lost
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  Speaker 1: another big game. Guys, that was not a big game.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about the NFC North champs here. They got
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  Speaker 1: the T shirts a couple weeks ago. This was just
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  Speaker 1: a game out of their schedule. They're already going to
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  Speaker 1: the playoffs, they already won the division. Yeah he was bad,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah they were bad. This was not a big game
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  Speaker 1: because they played so well prior to the season that
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  Speaker 1: they reduced this to be in a small game that
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  Speaker 1: they didn't even need. He's been great this year. He
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  Speaker 1: was terrible against the Packers. The Vikings were table against
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  Speaker 1: the Packers, and they might burn me in the playoffs,
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  Speaker 1: but until they do, I'm not unapologizing for anything. In
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty three, we aren't apologizing for anything. We are
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  Speaker 1: doubling down on our takes. I know Michael Irvin had
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  Speaker 1: Kirk Cousins as MVP for the season. Could he be
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  Speaker 1: MVP of super Bowl playoffs or not? Maybe not regular season. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: he's gonna have to do something like that, because, first
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  Speaker 1: of all, he made a great point, Rachel, it's January. Second,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not starting to apologize for opinions already. Am I
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  Speaker 1: going to get to December? They Listen, if the playoffs
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  Speaker 1: started today, that's how we started every conversation. They would
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  Speaker 1: play the Giants in the playoffs, and what I think
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  Speaker 1: is a good game that I think the Vikings would win.
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  Speaker 1: I think he needs to win a couple playoff games
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  Speaker 1: and play well in both of them for anybody to
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  Speaker 1: get off his back. Otherwise it's just knives out already
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  Speaker 1: waiting to carve him, and we'll see what happens. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, Okay, all right, Well, I asked my Twitter
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  Speaker 1: followers what was their hottest, boldest take for twenty twenty three,
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  Speaker 1: because you're right, we're looking forward, We're not looking back. Baby. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to read some of these to you and
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  Speaker 1: you just tell me, you know, what's the temperature vibe
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  Speaker 1: on some of these? Okay. I actually really liked this
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  Speaker 1: first one, and I got quite a lot of feedback
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  Speaker 1: on Twitter from this at Okay meanwhile says all sports
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  Speaker 1: need to get rid of division slash conferences. NFL, for example, Paul,
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  Speaker 1: everyone plays seventeen different opponents. Playoffs are simply seated by record,
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  Speaker 1: allows for any two teams to face off in the
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  Speaker 1: super Bowl. I am kind of with this. I know
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  Speaker 1: it's probably we're gonna happen, but think about all the
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  Speaker 1: games mid season that you are getting that you don't
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  Speaker 1: usually get to experience. You are going to have the
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  Speaker 1: two best teams in the super Bowl facing each other.
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  Speaker 1: What say you? Yeah? I mean, do we need Bears
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  Speaker 1: Lions twice a year? Is that something that people are
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  Speaker 1: clamoring for? We need that twice? I also will say
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  Speaker 1: I think we dodged this earlier, Rachel. I think that
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  Speaker 1: if if the Sam Donald Panthers or Andy Dalton Saints
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  Speaker 1: would have ended up winning the South, I think there
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  Speaker 1: would have been a review in the off season about
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  Speaker 1: do we really need to give a home team home
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  Speaker 1: a home playoff game to everyone who wins the division? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Of that, Like, I think, let's just have the best
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  Speaker 1: teams in. But then Brady came through and like reigned
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  Speaker 1: hell fire in them and one, so that's gonna go
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  Speaker 1: away for another year. I got a lot of feedback
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  Speaker 1: of like, well, the rival games, the rivalries are important.
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  Speaker 1: You can still have those, Like we're in charge of
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  Speaker 1: the schedule, hon we can put those games in there.
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  Speaker 1: We can sprinkle them throughout. But I feel like some
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  Speaker 1: rivalries it's like, you know, we were looking back on
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  Speaker 1: Steelers Ravens going into last night's game, and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of the footage was old as hell, And maybe that
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  Speaker 1: rivalry is not the best example, because I feel like
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  Speaker 1: it is still really fun and gritty, but like a
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  Speaker 1: lot of these examples are like from years past when
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  Speaker 1: guys probably weren't even like alive. So they're just like told, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you hate these guys. You hate these guys because something
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  Speaker 1: that happened twenty years ago. You know. Yeah, if you're
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  Speaker 1: a young person right now, like let's say you're like
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: seventeen years old, does does Raiders Broncos mean anything to you?
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  Speaker 1: Does that get you fired up? Like this this hasn't
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  Speaker 1: been for a long time. Yeah, Okay, the next one
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  Speaker 1: Dan Patrick forty two. Maybe Dan Patrick's burner says Derek
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  Speaker 1: Carr takes the Jets to the Super Bowl. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what do you think listen unless Jimmy Garoppola does it first,
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  Speaker 1: we'll see. How about Derek Card takes Jets to the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl and Jared Stidham takes the Raiders to the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl. I love the k That's a massy twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty three. I love this. Okay, Callum tloom says Mike
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  Speaker 1: Vrabel will be the coach of the New England Patriots.
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  Speaker 1: Wild that when does Bill Belichick stepped down? I think
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  Speaker 1: he's seventy one turned seventy one in April. This will
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  Speaker 1: have been Bill Belichick's twenty eighth season as a head
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  Speaker 1: coach in the NFL. You know he doesn't have Brady anymore.
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  Speaker 1: The last few years have been a little bit rough.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think I thought when Josh McDaniels turned
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  Speaker 1: down the Colts job a few years back, I'm like, oh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so he's just gonna stay and he'll be handed the
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  Speaker 1: keys to the kingdom when Belichick leaves. So it's not
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  Speaker 1: Josh McDaniels. But what about our ourmaniac guy in the sideline,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Belichick with the tongue out and the blind's gotta
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  Speaker 1: be the guy? I think he is the de facto
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  Speaker 1: air apparent. I can't remember who told me this last week,
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  Speaker 1: but you know how Bill Belichick is. You know, he's
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  Speaker 1: had the moth eaten sweater. And apparently there was a
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  Speaker 1: time that Bill Belichick went to the league and was like,
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  Speaker 1: every single NFL coach should be dressed in suits and
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  Speaker 1: should be like dressed to very proper, prim and proper
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  Speaker 1: every single Sunday. And they said no. So that's when
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  Speaker 1: he started to do the cutoff sleeves and the holy sweaters.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true, but I kind of
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  Speaker 1: a I kind of can't see Bill Belichick asking for
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  Speaker 1: that in the first place, because we only know him
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  Speaker 1: as the hooded man. Yeah, but um, that would be wild, right,
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  Speaker 1: that would be a wild I don't want a name
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  Speaker 1: drop here, but at one time I got to talk
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  Speaker 1: to Roger Goodell and I'm like, can I pitch you
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  Speaker 1: some things? I was like sure, and I said, why
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  Speaker 1: don't we have the coaches wearing suits? It's a really
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  Speaker 1: cool thing when you show that old footage of Tom
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  Speaker 1: Landry anyway from yesterday's suits. And his answer basically was
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: that it's it's an it's an an apparel thing. In
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: in terms of, like we have an agreement with Nike
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  Speaker 1: and when they make our sideline apparel, and I'm like, hey,
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: tell me, no one in the Nike Empire can sew
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  Speaker 1: a suit together. I want to make a Nike suit
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  Speaker 1: that would be cool. So I also love the the
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  Speaker 1: shots when guys are arriving, like Patrick Mahomes always dressed
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  Speaker 1: in as Travis Kelcey, all these guys. Like imagine if
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  Speaker 1: we had like a like a hot Sloma Bill walking
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  Speaker 1: in with his like fancy Nike suit. Sign me up. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: next one, Brady signs with the New York Jets. After
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  Speaker 1: months of anguish, the fan base finally talks themselves into it.
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  Speaker 1: Brady's decline as immediate. Jets fans do not survive. Um.
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  Speaker 1: I like that one, but only if I want Belichick
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  Speaker 1: to stay as the Patriots head coach. He can't leave
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  Speaker 1: because he hates the Jets and everyone and the Pots.
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  Speaker 1: So I want I need Brady and the Jets quarterback
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  Speaker 1: versus Belichick the head coach. He's not allowed to leave
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  Speaker 1: if Brady is the descut. Okay, I've got two other ones.
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  Speaker 1: They're not sports related. I don't want to disclose this
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: person's at their mentioned because I feel like they'll just
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: be absolutely. Taylor Swift talks trash about Dolly Parton and
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: people start to recognize Swift as the mid pop star
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: that she is, the mid pop star that she is.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I agree, don't come after Dolly. I agree. There's nothing
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: you could Taylor Swift, Dude, don't come after Dolly. Those concerts,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: no one will even show up. That they're going to
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: be completely empty stadiums. Can't do it. Listen, I have
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: to say something. I'm gonna cover my face just in
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: case it gets clipped off, so people won't know who
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: said this. Even though my name is all over. Taylor
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Swift is not that great. She's not that great. You
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: can think that it's all right to say that that's
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: this is America. She's cheesy. She's cheesy. I'm sorry. Cheesy, Okay?
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Is that you're talking about the person or the music
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: or bowl all of it, the whole brand, the brand
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: from top to bottom. Come for me, Okay? I think Swift, Army,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: you're the problem. It's you, Rachel. They're gonna say to you,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: and just as in cheesy lyrics, it comes back. Okay.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: And then finally I really want your thoughts on this,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: and this is this is a bit spicy. It is
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: a bit spicy, but it's what I'm thinking about going
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: into this year. Vanetta caves to her freaky followers and
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: gets an only fans to sell feet picks and imagine
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: the cash that I could be raking in KB. It's
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: just it's just tut sis. It's just the tut sis.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: That's all I need to do. This is what the
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: people want. I can I can tell you. Oh, this
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: is a whole thing. I bet you you're on Wiki feet.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna look while i'm doing this, Wiki feet, Kyle,
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: all right, so you're not on Wiki feet. Oh you're
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: on Wiki feet, Kaby. You are on Wiki feet. And
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: there is one picture and I don't know if you
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: guys can zoom in. It's a view and somebody I
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: don't know, but your feet are there. Your feet is
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: twenty years ago. Yeah, I'm wearing I'm wearing flip flops
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: and camouflage shorts. Listen. It is a world where I
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: will pose something. Oh you're four four point zero eight
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: out of five A right, I'll take it. Beautiful feet.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: They don't, they don't. Is your birthday January twenty fourth. Yeah,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: we don't. They know that too. They don't know your
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: shoe sizes though. You got that unlock. I'm a twelve guys,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: you can have that one. There you go, Wiki feet,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: there we go. I'm just saying I will post something
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: on Instagram and it will be on wiki feet within
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: ten seconds. And I'm just saying it could be. It
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: could be a nice second income stream for me that
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: considering disrespectful or I'm professional. If I google your wiki
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: feet right now, Rachel, I'm giving you permission. I am
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: giving you permission to google my wiki feet. I bet
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: you there's something from Sunday. I bet you there's from Sunday.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I can look at you. There you go. Oh my god,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: this is like a whole catalog. Yeah, dude, there is.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: So I think I'm rated actually pretty highly. Uh well,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: I got a four. You got a five star five
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: out a far Hivet five. Your birthday is October eight?
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: There it is? Are you seven? And us shoes? Yeah?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: They even know my shoe side And I'm not disclosed that.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: I think they're just like us using a weird measuring
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: online measuring tool at some of these you can't even
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: see your feet in the picture, Like, what is the point? Like,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: oh man, all right, I feel a little dirty. Rachel,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I respect I gave you permission. It's okay. But that's
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: a little glimpse into the world of feed I'm considering
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: this the second stream of income. Okay. And then finally,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: before we let you go, a lot of people are
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: doing their ins and their outs of twenty twenty two
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. I'll do my in first and then
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: you can do your INN. Then we'll both do our accounts.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: My inn for twenty twenty three. Irish exits, I'm doing them.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I'm doing them. I feel like in the beginning people
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: are like, Rachel Irish exits. If you do it a
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: couple times, be like, yeah, Rachel Irish exits. That's just
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: like a thing that she does, and we love her anyways,
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: she just wants to get out of here and go
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: to bed. Irish exits they are in for twenty twenty three.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: What about you? Oh yeah, I do it in my
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: own house. Sometimes people over and I'll go upstairs going
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: to sleep sober. I'm gonna I'm in on H two O,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: hydrogen and oxygen. The thing is since we started this conversation.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I have to go so bad. Yeah, but I'm just
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna muscle it out. But they tell me,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: if you just drink its ton of water, you never
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: get sick, and you get six pack abs and your
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: skin is beautiful. All you have to do no exercise.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: It's just drink a ton of water. So that's as
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: sick as you gotta pee all the time. I don't
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: know one's waging out the other one for me. Okay,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: my out. I feel so strongly about this. I feel
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: as strongly about this as I do soup. Okay, this
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: is my twenty twenty three soup. Take. Roman numerals are out.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Why are we still doing this? I don't understand how
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: it works. I feel like people that use Roman numerals NFL,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: we love you. You're suck in the past. You are
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: stuck in the past. No. I don't even know how
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: to read them. It was in a teleprompter the other
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: day and I fully just stopped. I was like, guys,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I can't read Roman numerals. I forget what super Bowl
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: it is this year, fifty seven. I think, get it
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: out of here. Roman numerals. You're trying too hard. You're
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: dusty and musty. Get out of here. Yeah, once you
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: get into like the ms and the season, I know
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: how to I know how to count to three and
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Roman numerals and that's it. Yeah, So like do you know, like,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this, do you know like in
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Roman numeral, what is what is I X is X ten?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: X is ten? So what's I X eleven? No? I
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: X is actually nine because the one that I take
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: see that stupid, that doesn't make any sense. It's I'm canceling.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Roman numerals officially canceled in twenty twenty three. What's You're out?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: You know what? I'm out on TV shows in general.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I'm so sick of being told that's the show I
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: have to watch, and all this work I have to
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: starting to feel like work. You know what, I didn't
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: see season two of White Lois. I'm not watching it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: You know what I've never seen I've never seen a
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: yellow Stone. Screw you. I don't want to watch. I'm
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: not watching it. I'm out. I'm I'm not watching TV anymore.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Too much work. Well, then you need to make this
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: disclaimer because people are just gonna be upset with you
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: you just can't talk about it because white loads and
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: yellows are two my favorite joes. But I get it. Great, God,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I got it. If if somebody's time, if somebody's always like,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: oh my god, you have to watch Tied Laso over
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: and over and over again. I'm gonna watch it three
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: years from now, and I'm gonna like it. But I'm
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: not gonna like that. I like it because I waited
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: three years to watch it. Kabe, you are the best.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Enjoy your h H two journey. I'm sure next time
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: we see you next week, you're just gonna be like,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: that's right, flushed. I've been beautiful. Happy New Year to
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: you and everybody. Adventure with Vanetta and Um, you guys
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: are the best. I'll see you, so thank you, my friend.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: UM I'm so sorry, but your wikifeed's probably gonna blow
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: up after this. We're gonna put, We're gonna put. Listen,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: kas Kaby needs a more populated wikifee. People make it happen. Okay,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: here the best. We'll see you next week, byebye see you. Okay, thanks, Kyle,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: we will see you next week. I apologize for all
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: the foot talk, okay, but it needs to it's a
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: conversation worth having. Okay, it's important in this household. All right?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Coming up after the break, we're gonna do I'm gonna
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: do my own personal ins and outs. I made a list,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: just a couple of things ins and outs, and it's
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: a nice exercise and I urge you to try it.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Stimcoe and welcome back to the show. We are talking
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: about our ins and outs for twenty twenty three. I
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: have seen a lot of people do this on Instagram
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: and TikTok and social media. Bla blah blah blah blah blah.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I am gonna do a couple of more. So my inn,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: as you know, is I'm Irish exiting without even apologizing. Actually,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to apologize once for Irish exiting. What
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: should I do? My first one? MM supposed to have
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: dinner with my mom tonight. Do I try it out?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Then that would be weird? Uh? And then my out
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: is Roman numerals. Why are we doing this? They're ikey?
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Here are a few more outs. Okay, I'm not in
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: the same vein as Roman numerals. Big words. I heard
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: somebody to say the word uh numerality when we were
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I was I was posed this question what do you
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: think about Roman numerals earlier? And somebody said the word numerality,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: and I said, that's naughty in a word you mean numerology.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: You just got caught to trying how embarrassing trying out
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: in twenty twenty three, okay, as well as big words
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: for the third year in a row out Fireball, it's out. Okay.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think I need to get into it. I
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: think if you're looking at me right now, you know
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Fireball she going. I got invited to
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: a New Year's Eve party. Mohan was there, okay, and
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: he sent me this picture. I wonder if I can
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: pull it up really quick. He sent me a picture
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: of what their setup was at New Year's Eve and
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: it was just absolutely gnarly. Mohan sent me this picture
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: and said, oh, we miss you at our New Year's
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Eve party, and I said, thank god I didn't go.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. The problem is I have trouble saying
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: no to Fireball because it's such a sweet, little delicious treat,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: but it does not make me feel good the next day. Okay.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: On the continued list of outs, I thought that they
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: were in I've got going into twenty twenty three. They
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: were in and I gave it a little test last night.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Hot dogs. They are very much out. No goal blatter
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: means no hot douggie. Not feeling great today, Thanks so
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Y Stadium loved the experience. No to hot dougs. Okay,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: the word viby. The word viby is out for twenty
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: twenty three. And this one's on me because I say
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: it way too much. And somebody called me on it
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: the other day and I said, how embarrassing that I
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: say the word viby too many times. So the word viby,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: it's out. Soup still out, We'll be out. We'll continue
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: to be out for all of eternity. After that interview
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: with Kyle, I'm gonna add drinking water. I'm gonna add
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: drinking waters out in twenty twenty three. Your girl needs
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: a good night's sleep. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna test
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: this theory. I think it's been a ruse all along.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: The people say you need water to survive. We'll see
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: about that. I'm gonna do an experiment, just see what
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: happens if I'm not here next week. I love you all. Thanks,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: for watching those big hats in the NFL that are
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: really gone viral. I don't know how I feel about them.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I think that they're on the cusp of being out
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: for twenty twenty three even though they just got here. Okay,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: ends this might be spicy and mean, But telling people
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: they smell bad, I think that's in twenty twenty three
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: only because I would appreciate that. And I have a
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: very intense nose. I'm like a super smeller, a supertaster
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: like I hate cilantro. I have a very intense nose
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: and it drives me insane. So if I run into
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: you and you smell bad, guess what I'm gonna tell you.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you because I'm a good friend, and
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I'm an Irish accent my gum addiction. I love to
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: chew gum. Literally in my bad right now, I bet
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: you would find no less than five different packs of gum.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not proud of this, but in my car and
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: the cup holder filled to the room with gum wrappers,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: and I'm not stopping. Twenty twenty three is going to
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: be the year of even more gum. Crosswords always hated
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: them because they didn't make me feel smart. Did one
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: one time. I think it was maybe like a child
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: crossword and I killed it. So I'm gonna try doing
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: more crosswords this year. Tequila always in whoa fireball still out? Um?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna put in those big hats
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: in the NFL. I think people didn't like him at first,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: and then I just saw him wearing in the in
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: the Packers locker room big hats in twenty twenty three. Okay,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: after the break, we are doing the best and the
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: worst thing that we saw and the first week of
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty three, get ready the best? Okay, starting off
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: for the best thing that I saw of the first
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: week in twenty twenty three. Uh, this is a double
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: This is just like what happened on Sunday. A Gino
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: eliminating Jets from playoff contention is just wh Chef's kiss
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: he finally wrote back, and then the Lions getting a
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: standing ovation at their final game at home is just
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: a beautiful thing. We are such a fan of the
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: lines here on this show, so we love to see it.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: But the best thing that I saw all week long
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: had to be the Ravens mascot returning from injury. I
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: believe his name is Poe doing his best Kevin nash
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: impersonation from the WWE. I'm sure you guys have seen
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: this gift on Twitter. This is so good. This is amazing.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I want players to start doing this is entertainment. Okay,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: the worst thing that I saw. This is going to
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: haunt my dreams for weeks. People, Okay, the Commanders announced
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: their mascot. His name is Major Tuddy and he's a
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: pig and I don't like him. He reminds me of
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: pit Bull and I really can't tell you why, but
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: he just kind of looks like he's got Pitbull vibes
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: and he's a giant pig that's wearing a helmet and
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: football uniform. I'm so sorry you don't like it. That's
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: the worst thing that I saw. It's a train wreck.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: It's a train wreck, Major Teddy. I'm so sorry. But
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Poe shout outs to you. We love you. Okay, guys,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: that is that's it. That's our first show of twenty
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: twenty three. We love you. Thanks to KAB. I think
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I can tease this. I'm very excited for next show. Um,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: the one and Only Connie Fox Colleen Wolf is going
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: to be on this very program, in this room, talking
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: about football, talking about things. I wonder if she's got
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: a wikifeed. Oh god, what have I done? What have
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I done? Google men dot wikifed back on such combine.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Give him hiringing. He's actually got eleven votes already. Good
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: for you, Kabe, And don't worry. I put your shoes
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: sides in there so people know this is what you get.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: This is what we have to deal with. This is
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: what you get. Thanks for watching. We will see you
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: on Friday. B