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OUTRO: IRD's After Us · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Fan of the Darky Big Show podcast, make sure you
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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate, Yeah, good time for sure, good times.
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  Speaker 3: How did the rest of your cleaning go?
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  Speaker 4: Magie through the windows? Man? What else did I do?
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  Speaker 5: One ounce the landlord?
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  Speaker 4: One outs oots, you're just the windows, but it's hard. Sorry,
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  Speaker 4: I've just eaten some chips and pie and some chicken bites. Hell, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it real good.
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  Speaker 3: What a chicken bites like chicken nuggets?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Essentially, I'd probably zero per cent chicken if I did
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  Speaker 4: the windows, but couldn't tell if they clean because it
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  Speaker 4: was night time, right, So but I spent the time, yes,
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  Speaker 4: very dedicated. The way I do it is. I was
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  Speaker 4: right with the old windows stuff there. And then you
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  Speaker 4: get newspaper newspapers very good for cleaning windows. Streak you've
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  Speaker 4: never tried there. So I had to go to three
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  Speaker 4: different shops, four different shops to get some newspapers. I'd
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  Speaker 4: sold out right, And in the end I just said
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  Speaker 4: to the fun you've got any oldies? And he said,
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  Speaker 4: oh yeah, And I got something from the weekend, so
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  Speaker 4: I got the oldies here free of charge.
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  Speaker 3: You beautiful. You've never cleaned windows with newspaper?
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  Speaker 5: Not with newspaper. Now I have microfly microflyber microfiber cloths
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  Speaker 5: there that are usually.
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  Speaker 4: Give it a run pug.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, well, b of a, I never cleaned windows
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  Speaker 3: with Actually that's not true. I was going to say
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  Speaker 3: with anything other than newspaper.
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  Speaker 4: Found how much it sucks.
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  Speaker 3: But then, but then I bought the sort of mechanize
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  Speaker 3: squeegee thing, which was quite cool.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a little motor in it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's pretty good. Magie it out. It sounds
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  Speaker 3: good because I've got a lot of windows in my
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  Speaker 3: house right and to be honest with you, I very
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  Speaker 3: really clean them because I can't be fucked.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yeah, But well anyway, old mate had they
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  Speaker 4: had an open home today.
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  Speaker 3: So they selling it.
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  Speaker 4: No, they're renting it again. But he didn't bring up
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  Speaker 4: and you know, sort of bag yeah, bring me up,
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  Speaker 4: and then talked to his wife native language in front
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  Speaker 4: of my face, behind my back again, So that was good.
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  Speaker 4: A plus. It's a real plus. I've just found it
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  Speaker 4: now and see it's on here. Oh yeah, beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: I might move and how much Quite a bit.
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  Speaker 4: Nah, compared to what probably compared to what you're paying.
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  Speaker 4: Compared to what you're paying, given you've knocked your mortgage
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  Speaker 4: down over twenty five years, that'd be right.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, yeah, I've got a Our mortgage is very small. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: And that's why we increased off our own bat our
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  Speaker 3: payments right, because we could pay if we paid what
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  Speaker 3: we had to pay were it was like, that's just stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Will crank it up a bit, I found. Actually, banks
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  Speaker 3: don't like you doing that very much.
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  Speaker 4: No, they charge you to do it, yeah, because they
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 3: No, they'll be paying it ship off too soon, thanks
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  Speaker 3: very much, thank you. But we've been doing the whole
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  Speaker 3: because we're still on a floating at the moment. We've
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  Speaker 3: been doing the whole deposits on the actual principle.
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  Speaker 4: Can you not exit that floating there must be horrendously high.
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  Speaker 3: It's not too bad, actually, and we kind of the
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  Speaker 3: fact that we can put big chunks of money where
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  Speaker 3: you pay no interest and you just pay off the
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  Speaker 3: principles makes it worthwhile.
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  Speaker 4: That's great. Yes, I'm looking at the house now on
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  Speaker 4: trade me. God, it looks good in these photos. It's
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  Speaker 4: not what it felt like living there.
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  Speaker 3: They always do, don't they.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't like that. Nah nah, anyway, good stuff,
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  Speaker 4: it's all over.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good, it's good to get that. You should, pug.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going to be able to.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: I would love to. Sorry, Yeah, sorry about that. Is
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  Speaker 5: it the one that I've visited? Yes, I loved that place.
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't love it so much when you're going to
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  Speaker 4: have a shower in the coming out through the floorboards. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's a damp bastard.
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  Speaker 3: I like the lounge in that place, very spacious.
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  Speaker 4: It was got at that end of the joint. But also,
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  Speaker 4: I tell you what I'm loving about the new place. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: I haven't seen one fly right, and at the old place,
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  Speaker 4: even as recently as when we moved out. Okay, fucking
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  Speaker 4: heaps of them, even at this time of year. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: there's something seriously wrong around there. If you're a police officer,
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  Speaker 4: get around there and start digging, because there are corpses
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  Speaker 4: rotting and there. I've never seen anything like it. Man,
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  Speaker 4: so many fucking flies.
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  Speaker 3: I remember it was doing your heading at the time
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  Speaker 3: it was.
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  Speaker 4: And then continued. I'm telling you, like last week there
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  Speaker 4: was still you be out side and there'd be twenty flies, yes,
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  Speaker 4: on the outdoor furniture. Disgusting. I would say I.
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  Speaker 5: Had my first flies in my place last night. I
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  Speaker 5: got a tea towel on the wall.
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  Speaker 4: Can nail them? Yeah, it was sick. You should have
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  Speaker 4: been there.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think they came to a single life.
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  Speaker 4: I was in my kitchen.
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  Speaker 5: I was actually like, oh my god, that was so share.
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  Speaker 4: You should have insted that, man, I went.
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  Speaker 5: I just think about social with the big show, not myself.
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  Speaker 3: I've caught a fly with my fingers once. Sure that
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  Speaker 3: was flying around me and I just went and caught
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  Speaker 3: it like a karate kid.
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  Speaker 4: I am sorry that I had a real fear of
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  Speaker 4: I've probably talked about this. We've probably talked about everything
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  Speaker 4: at this point, about about a fly flying into my
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  Speaker 4: mouth when I was a little kid, like about seven.
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  Speaker 3: That's quite a common fear, actually, that one. Nah, not
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  Speaker 3: that one. Now, I've got plenty of others, but not
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  Speaker 3: that one.
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  Speaker 4: And then one day I was up the back steps
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  Speaker 4: to my house. I still remember it. Run up the
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  Speaker 4: back stairs to my house and a fly flew in
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  Speaker 4: my mouth and then admit, but it immediately and it
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  Speaker 4: just splattered on the concrete step there, and a poll
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  Speaker 4: of my salivay immediately drowned my salivay. You're activating my
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  Speaker 4: gag And so straight away after that, I was never
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  Speaker 4: worried about it. That was fine.
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  Speaker 3: You just need to go through that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: That's what they do with what's it called aversion therapy.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: You know you've got a fear of spiders, so they
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  Speaker 3: get a couple of tarantulas and chuck those.
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  Speaker 5: Big heresions immersion aversion. Wouldn't a version be avoiding it?
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  Speaker 5: I thought it was immerged like, maybe you're right, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think he is. I'm just going to look
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  Speaker 4: it up Google.
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  Speaker 5: That for me. Yeah, had a PB at the gym.
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  Speaker 4: A Version therapy is a type of behavioral therapy that
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  Speaker 4: involves repeat pairing of an unwanted behavior with discomfort.
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  Speaker 5: So, oh, so you were right.
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  Speaker 4: I apologize.
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  Speaker 3: Did you guys ever do the rubber band thing? That
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  Speaker 3: very when you you put a rubber band around your
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  Speaker 3: rest and when you're having thoughts that you don't like
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  Speaker 3: or whatever, you give yourself a little snap.
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  Speaker 4: Have you done that?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, just to sort of snap you out of that
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  Speaker 3: thought process.
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  Speaker 4: You sang dart.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just smoked a pack of darts and then
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  Speaker 3: generally after that the thoughts gone away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, after a pack, that's yeah. Would you do today, Jesses?
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  Speaker 3: What did I do today? Initially tried to get my
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  Speaker 3: daughter up to go to school. Yes, went to the
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  Speaker 3: gym and had any farts. No farts today, Well because
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  Speaker 3: of yesterday's traumatic experience.
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  Speaker 4: When actually.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, back yere back to two point five dumbbell fans the.
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  Speaker 1: Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 1: Hierarchy with a Warchy Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: And then I did some tax stuff. Yes, I've started
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  Speaker 3: a logbook now, which I've never done before for my travel.
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  Speaker 3: I've never had because because I said to my accountant, hey,
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  Speaker 3: how do I claim on travel? And he said, well,
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  Speaker 3: you got to keep a log book for like three
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  Speaker 3: months and then you can use it for the rest
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  Speaker 3: of the time and you can claim on whatever your
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  Speaker 3: logbook says. Yes, what it actually is, it's thirty five
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  Speaker 3: kilometers here and back for me to go to work, magi.
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  Speaker 3: You know, over five days, then over a month, that's
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  Speaker 3: quite a lot of CA's And.
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  Speaker 4: Then you claim on how are you claiming that?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you do the logbook. I'm not sure how it
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  Speaker 3: actually works. And then for every call there's a rate
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  Speaker 3: that they have ninety five cents. But what I can't
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  Speaker 3: what I can't quite figure out. And I'm sure my
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  Speaker 3: accountant will explain it to me, because I found it
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  Speaker 3: weird that I had to do it over three months
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  Speaker 3: instead of because I do GST returns every two months.
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  Speaker 4: It's a quarter, I guess, I don't know. Yes, but
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  Speaker 4: then who are you charging that to? You're just deducting
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  Speaker 4: that from your text returns?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, just deducting it as an expense, doing
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  Speaker 3: that to me because I've never done that before.
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  Speaker 4: I had to do for me. It's about two k's. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's not.
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  Speaker 3: But anywhere where you're traveling for work, you know, like
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  Speaker 3: when we did that off road thing, I mean that
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  Speaker 3: was about eight hundred and fifty k's.
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  Speaker 4: So and what about if we go to Brisbane.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not sure how it works.
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  Speaker 5: There is the nature of your employment agreement such that
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  Speaker 5: you get to claim their back like obviously I'm on
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  Speaker 5: a salary.
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  Speaker 3: Well it depends what you do is for a living?
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, because I bust in't here, So I'm wondering
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  Speaker 5: I mean I probably couldn't claim that you could.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no idea no no, then the answer is no.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, there you go.
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  Speaker 4: But also if you and over I think it's sixty
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  Speaker 4: five grand, you need to be reduced here I thought
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  Speaker 4: it was forty five k right, I don't know how
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  Speaker 4: that works. Well to get onto it, because they can
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  Speaker 4: fuck you if you it's up to you to know
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  Speaker 4: that you need to do it.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, okay, don't freak out about it though, I mean, well.
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  Speaker 5: It Speaking of fears on the podcast, I used to have.
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  Speaker 3: Massive anxiety read the ID. But that was because back
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  Speaker 3: in the day, way back in the day, it was
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  Speaker 3: a shambles. Yeah, I was a shambles.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And it wasn't until I got a proper accountant that
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  Speaker 3: everything went. Okay, it's under control now now now I'm
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  Speaker 3: onto it with everything.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I had to file my first but are you.
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  Speaker 4: An employee of this? Yeah? No employee employee?
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  Speaker 5: Then well I had to find my first text return
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  Speaker 5: this round just gone because of other stuff that I've done,
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  Speaker 5: and that was massively intimidating. I found doing that for
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  Speaker 5: the first time.
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  Speaker 4: I'm slous mate, come to love your Texas. Did you
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  Speaker 4: do it yourself. Yeah, scary.
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  Speaker 3: I mean fortunately it wasn't like a mistakes.
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  Speaker 5: And well quite possibly and if anybody from my id's listening,
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  Speaker 5: probably yeah, it'd be really good.
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  Speaker 3: But it was. It was my massive fear for a
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  Speaker 3: long time that I was going to get audited or something,
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  Speaker 3: and not because I was doing anything corrupt, just because
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: I was a useless piece of ship.
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  Speaker 4: And then you played a text agent and a very
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  Speaker 4: successful feature film that no, I believe nobody saw that.
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  Speaker 4: Is that right?
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  Speaker 3: I think that's pretty accurate and funnily enough about that film.
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  Speaker 3: I think they tried to get some sort of text. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I think that's why they made the film.
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  Speaker 4: It was a text right off itself, exactly as it
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  Speaker 4: was in the early eighties when we had that there
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  Speaker 4: was some film law that they had films about all
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  Speaker 4: these films started coming down here and they could write
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  Speaker 4: off one hundred percent of the budget.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that was the rumor. That was the rumor.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you for your Yeah, it was actually in
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  Speaker 4: fact when we were down in Duneda and that guy
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  Speaker 4: showed me.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, you were sitting on a little cover
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  Speaker 5: of the It was awesome with my little head.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, who was the leading there Thompson Thompson. Yes, God,
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  Speaker 4: he gets a lot of work.
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  Speaker 3: Do you notice that you've worked with them?
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  Speaker 4: Of course?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's amazing because I mean he's a good actor. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he's a solid actor. But Jesus, he's in a lot
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  Speaker 3: of stuff. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well you get that sort of one that puts you
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  Speaker 4: over and then you're in the hearts and minds and
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  Speaker 4: over in Australia, that's what he did, packed to the rafters.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, well that he's got that kind of blokey.
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  Speaker 4: Look, blokey Australian every man, good luck, yeah, good looking.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I mean he's not a bad looking guy.
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  Speaker 4: He's commonly known as a good looking man. Not to you,
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  Speaker 4: he's not to your taste.
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  Speaker 3: Say he was hot? Uh, you know he's he's.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you would have said Eric Thompson young, Eric Thompson young,
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  Speaker 4: and tell me he's not hot. Eric. If he's not hot,
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  Speaker 4: we're all in trouble.
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  Speaker 3: We're all hot when we were young.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think Eric was a k Maybe they might
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  Speaker 4: not be wrong with the.
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  Speaker 2: Bro he's a hot piece Chase. Well, yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 2: he's going to shoot off his muscles. Sure, I mean sure,
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  Speaker 2: I had.
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  Speaker 4: To go, but not now not fair enough?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean here you go, perhats.
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  Speaker 4: Is me even now?
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  Speaker 5: He looks pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: Here's me at twenty with my shirt off.
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  Speaker 4: Oh fuck you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, look at that he's yeah, I know, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I even now he's that's sort of like George Clooney.
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  Speaker 4: He's a very good looking.
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  Speaker 5: Look at that fox.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever, well he's been he's coming from a place of
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  Speaker 3: he's really been made up though, right what you.
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  Speaker 4: Can tell about the gray hair and the pallid skin, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Just a safe space for you guys. Had a PB
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  Speaker 5: on the Dumbell chest prists today. I was really stoked,
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: you know. Numbers wise, it wasn't a massive one, but
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  Speaker 5: highest have ever gone. And I fucking smoked it too. Yeah, boy,
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  Speaker 5: eight to ten rips every time, baby, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Guy.
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  Speaker 5: Reception today said, James, have you been working out?
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  Speaker 4: There's no way a couple of inside that you're off
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  Speaker 4: to the races. It's fuel, baby, notice that, my busy busies.
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  Speaker 3: No, I've noticed that. You know you've you've been working
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  Speaker 3: out for sure? What do you think I think about
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  Speaker 3: when I'm in the shower in the morning parks A.
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  Speaker 5: Weirdly enough, Jase, I've been thinking about you more and more,
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  Speaker 5: and unfortunately it's either when I'm on the toilet, or
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  Speaker 5: in the shower or now at the gym, all different
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  Speaker 5: reasons there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, have you been going for fifteen minutes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we have.
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  Speaker 3: It's cut that shit off.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks mate,