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Big PJ Energy (RHOM Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Cameridge Edge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
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  Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp, and I have a
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  Speaker 2: special guest co host, Jim Pestler.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Hi Warrior, how are you doing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm good, I mean, I'm good, except my eye keeps
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  Speaker 2: going to where it says Jeffrey Fessler on your.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, like all things in my life. His name is
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  Speaker 3: plastered everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Just it's on your zoo.
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  Speaker 3: No, actually, I'm using I'm down at that. We have
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  Speaker 3: a beach house in southern Jersey, so whatever, I'm using.
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  Speaker 3: His computer minds a little messed up, So.
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  Speaker 2: I feel, what's new with you? What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's just really the weather sucks here in Jersey
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  Speaker 3: at the beach, and it just feels like winter's coming
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  Speaker 3: and it's depressing. It's cold and windy whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But one hundred and six degrees here, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know which is worse. I actually hate that telling
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  Speaker 3: you I'm not interested in that either.
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  Speaker 2: Hot. Yeah, I can't even take it.
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, well that's not for me either. So I
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  Speaker 3: just have to say this to you because I've been
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  Speaker 3: wanting to say it, and we don't talk all the time,
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  Speaker 3: so I have this little opportunity. But so I have
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  Speaker 3: probably four friends right now who are battling cancer, one
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  Speaker 3: of whom is battling stage four. But it's hard obviously
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  Speaker 3: on all four of them. But they all follow you,
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  Speaker 3: and you have obviously inspired them in more ways than one,
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  Speaker 3: but particularly your hair. So my friend Marcy Hers is
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  Speaker 3: just now starting to grow back. Yeah, we spent hours
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  Speaker 3: contemplating like pink, like teddy pink, teddy blonde. I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: like when you started. And she's like, I'm not sure
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  Speaker 3: I can actually start coloring it. She's asked. She's talking
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  Speaker 3: to a doctor about using like vegg dye, Veggi dye
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  Speaker 3: or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I use the one that you just like wash in
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  Speaker 2: and then it's semi permanent.
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  Speaker 3: I was hoping to get that information.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, so it's a semi permanent I'll text you the
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  Speaker 2: link of what it is. But it just goes in
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  Speaker 2: and then it starts off super pink and then it
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  Speaker 2: just fades out. The reason I have some days I
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  Speaker 2: have wigs on, like today's a wig day because I
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to put any makeup on. Yeah, so it's
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  Speaker 2: the one the other right right.
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  Speaker 3: I actually contemplated, I was like, this is my first
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  Speaker 3: to tease podcast. Let me try to look human, a
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  Speaker 3: little bit human, but you think better than human? Thank you,
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  Speaker 3: thank you. Yeah. But I also do say to my
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  Speaker 3: friends there are like Gurdi, for instance, she has a
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  Speaker 3: perfect head. Her cranium is perfect and round, as is yours.
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  Speaker 2: I have to be very grateful that I have a
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  Speaker 2: good a good grand as you've got ahead.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I give it, but I have it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got good head? Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Also, what's the what's the scoop? I mean, there's been
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  Speaker 2: so much discussion about Jersey. Have you heard anything?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I hear the rumors, I hear what you hear,
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  Speaker 3: and nothing is confirmed. I don't know, I honestly, and
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  Speaker 3: I people I probably wouldn't. I would say to you
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  Speaker 3: offline if I did know, which I'm also not supposed
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  Speaker 3: to do. But I really don't know. I got nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think if it does come back, you would
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  Speaker 2: be going back?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean I would like to I
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  Speaker 3: would like at least to be asked. There were times
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  Speaker 3: when I was filming where I was like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: this is it. But I think you said at one point,
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  Speaker 3: once you're in it and you've experienced it, it's an
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  Speaker 3: interesting things, like transition to normal life. And so it
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  Speaker 3: was an adventure for me, and at times it was hard,
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  Speaker 3: but really, you know, housewives came knocking at my door
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  Speaker 3: when I was fifty three years old. Nobody else was knocking.
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  Speaker 3: So I mean, it's just the truth, right, And it's
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  Speaker 3: been like yeah, times it's hard, but it has been
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  Speaker 3: this incredible adventure and I'm I've had like this chance
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  Speaker 3: to reinvent myself in this way, you know, right, kind
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  Speaker 3: of when my kids were when I was empty nesting
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  Speaker 3: and do things that I wouldn't. I mean, sitting here
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  Speaker 3: with Teddy Mellencamp, my husband is downstairs. I said to him,
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  Speaker 3: you can't come up because the fact that I'm even
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  Speaker 3: talking to you. He's a Jersey boy like your dad is,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 2: My dad is. I think farm Maid's coming up.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. I saw that.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I think farm Maid's coming up. And I forget
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  Speaker 2: exactly where it is, but I don't know that it's
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  Speaker 2: too far from you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Really, I'll tell Jeff you're gonna get us tickets? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I will, thanks front, Yeah, backstage if you don't mind.
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  Speaker 2: So what are you thinking about? Are you liking Miami
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  Speaker 2: this season?
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  Speaker 3: Well? I loved this last episode. First of all, absolutely
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  Speaker 3: loved it. I think Miami, like everybody says it, it's
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  Speaker 3: not whatever, but it's just so underrated.
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  Speaker 2: I mean visually, I love Miami. This episode I didn't
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  Speaker 2: love as much.
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  Speaker 3: So I know I loved it, loved it. I loved it. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I love it. You know what, when I love I
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  Speaker 3: love episodes that make me furious or make me laugh.
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  Speaker 3: So like I like when I get so riled up
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  Speaker 3: about something, I know it's a good episode, Like I
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  Speaker 3: just it's about the Stephanie of it all. We can
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  Speaker 3: get to that. But where I'm just like, like, you
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  Speaker 3: gotta be fucking kidding, like I have to find this
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  Speaker 3: woman and and like have it out with her because
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  Speaker 3: I'm losing my shit. But I feel like those are
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  Speaker 3: the good episodes, right, are the good episodes.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I think the beginning, it starts. It started
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  Speaker 2: off a little slow for me, so that's hard, Like
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  Speaker 2: I want it to take me right from the beginning,
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  Speaker 2: and I feel like, right now we're kind of beating
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  Speaker 2: a dead horse.
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  Speaker 3: You feel like it's like a right, well, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I can deal with the Lisa Larsa of it all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I mean it starts out during dinner. Lars's
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  Speaker 2: in the hallway and Jody is texting Larsa NonStop. Lisa
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  Speaker 2: asks Larsa what the problem is. Larsa tells Lisa that
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  Speaker 2: Jody is texting her things he shouldn't be texting. But
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  Speaker 2: then so I thought it was like, listen, you fucking bitch, right,
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  Speaker 2: shut your mouth, Like that's what I expected, obviously, like
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I went there, that's what we all expected. Or like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, meet me in the back alley somewhere, like
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  Speaker 3: there was something selacious about it.
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  Speaker 2: The whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: It was so benign, it was ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we find out in the confessional, Lisa
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  Speaker 2: reads Larsa, stop, I don't want this fight. You can't
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  Speaker 2: point at the sky and tell me it's not blue.
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  Speaker 2: Larsa responded, Listen, I don't want to argue with you.
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  Speaker 2: What fight. Clearly we're not on the same page. Have
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  Speaker 2: a good night, Jody says, we don't need to be
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  Speaker 2: on the same page. It's in the past. If you'll
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  Speaker 2: let it go. I'm sorry. This is a fine text
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  Speaker 2: exchange for me.
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  Speaker 3: I actually think it's very pleasant and nice. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think he was in any way inappropriate not only that
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  Speaker 3: this woman like tried to out him as a as
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  Speaker 3: as coking it up whatever. I don't remember where he was,
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  Speaker 3: but was showing up pure man with his saying that
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  Speaker 3: his eyes were bulging out of his head. I think
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  Speaker 3: he was perfectly pleasant. And their reaction, the girl's reaction
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  Speaker 3: when they're like, look, Jody is texting Lar said, They're like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: What I mean, one should Jody probably be texting a housewife.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if Jeff started texting housewives that he wasn't
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  Speaker 2: close with, I would think it was weird. It's a
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  Speaker 2: nice business.
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  Speaker 3: Well Jeff doesn't. He doesn't text me, so it would
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  Speaker 3: be weird my children for that matter. So I'm trying
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  Speaker 3: to think if I text like a house husband, I
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  Speaker 3: have not without like the housewife knowing, but just like
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  Speaker 3: happy birthday, I don't know, it's.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's weird. I think in general,
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  Speaker 2: Jodie stay out of it. But I think he sees
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  Speaker 2: that Lisa's in like such a fragile place. He's trying
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  Speaker 2: to protect her. Yeah, but it's.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, honestly it did. Yes, definitely stay out of it.
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  Speaker 3: But the thing. The other piece is that he he
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  Speaker 3: was brought into it like Larsa was trying to call
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  Speaker 3: him out, like in a in a big way. His
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  Speaker 3: eyes were bulging out, you know, he was screaming. He
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  Speaker 3: was hard. Yeah, it's hard to stomach that ship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm sure at the end of the day
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  Speaker 2: when and I am slightly confused because I'm not a lawyer,
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  Speaker 2: but do you have that short of a notice when
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  Speaker 2: you have to do a notary type situation?
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  Speaker 3: I have the same question. It seemed legit to me.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, Gerty and her were back there, right and
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  Speaker 3: Gertie was like, and I know this person and this woman,
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  Speaker 3: and she's going to get on and she's going to
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  Speaker 3: what she's gonna be able to notarize it. It felt
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  Speaker 3: legit to me. It seems strange that anybody would say
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  Speaker 3: you have to have this done in an hour, these
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  Speaker 3: official documents.
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  Speaker 2: She probably drops the ball maybe and then she's on
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  Speaker 2: the trip and she's like, oh, you know, she was
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  Speaker 2: on another trip right beforehand. She probably kind of forgot,
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  Speaker 2: and then it was down to the deadline and oh shit,
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  Speaker 2: here we go. And then you want to know whose
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  Speaker 2: nightmare that probably really was Productions having to find a notary.
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  Speaker 2: Productions like, shit, we have to find an online notary
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  Speaker 2: who can do this right now on camera. Great. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but I think two things can be true. Jody should
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  Speaker 2: absolutely not be texting Larsa. But the women also seem
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  Speaker 2: to be piling on Lisa.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, one hundred percent. And here's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, we can get to it later. But the
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  Speaker 3: expectations around Lisa. I know that her divorce has been
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  Speaker 3: going on for a minute, but the expectations, for instance,
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  Speaker 3: for her to put her phone in a basket, they're
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  Speaker 3: just they're not realistic.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, in my mind, let's once we get to the notes,
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  Speaker 2: let's talk about the basket.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But then the girls head out for their daytime adventures,
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  Speaker 2: which you know I love the daytime adventures. Oh yes, Marisol, Alexia, Julia, Larsa,
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  Speaker 2: and Stephanie. I'll go to ceramics class to make tiles.
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  Speaker 2: Alexia asks Marisol to not paint a penis.
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  Speaker 3: So what does Marisol do paints a penis? I have
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  Speaker 3: to be honest with you. The penis is like the
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  Speaker 3: eleventh character on Miami. It's a lot a lot of
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  Speaker 3: penis talk. Maybe I'm just I'm fifty seven. I'm just
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  Speaker 3: not that interested in penis anymore. But it's just it's
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  Speaker 3: a lot of cock talk on Miami, don't you think.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think it's a lot of cock talk. And
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  Speaker 2: it's all because they what else are they going to
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  Speaker 2: talk about?
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  Speaker 3: That's sad. That is sad, Teddy, that is a sad statement.
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  Speaker 3: I hope there's more to talk about than just penis.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think in this that's.
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  Speaker 3: The common denominator. That's what binds them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what's binding them together at this moment. They
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  Speaker 2: love to talk about sex and penis.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that goes that's across the board. I
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  Speaker 3: know that housewives do like to talk about sex, but
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  Speaker 3: it just feels like and now, oh I know, Marisol
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, the episode that don't find the penis particularly
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  Speaker 3: appealing in person, much less drawings of it.
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  Speaker 2: It's just enough penis, it's not And her drawing isn't
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  Speaker 2: like a beautiful penis And no, it was no, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't great.
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  Speaker 3: You want to put like hair on hers or something, No,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, something like that. I think she was
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  Speaker 3: drawing little like prickly hairs. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, Stephanie, I know too much about your husband now.
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  Speaker 3: A little bit, a little bit, a little bit, a
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  Speaker 3: little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Then Alexia asks, after she asked Marison not to pay
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  Speaker 2: the penis, the girls discussed if Alicia should come on
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  Speaker 2: the plane tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: I can't, Teddy, I can. I cannot with the fucking plane.
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  Speaker 3: I can't. I am So that's I think. Well, I
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  Speaker 3: told you I got riled up during the episode. If
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  Speaker 3: I never hear the word private plane or again, it
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  Speaker 3: will be too soon. And the girls just like go
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  Speaker 3: with it like it's normal. I don't get it, Like
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  Speaker 3: are these girls flying coach? Because I feel like they're
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  Speaker 3: definitely being flown business class or first class for sure.
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  Speaker 3: There's the big deal about the plane, and she is
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  Speaker 3: just wielding it over everyone's head, like no one's going
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  Speaker 3: home with the private plane. We're talking about two hours
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  Speaker 3: or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: It is, twenty two minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Twenty two minutes, twenty and it's in my private plane.
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  Speaker 3: I have a private plane. Who am I going to
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  Speaker 3: invite on the plane? Who gives a fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Who's who's gonna sit where on the private plane? I
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  Speaker 2: can't just it gives me the ick. Me to sister
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  Speaker 2: like it. It hits me off. And no one shuts
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  Speaker 2: it down, right, but because they don't want to get
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  Speaker 2: kicked off the private plane.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can't an they don't want to
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  Speaker 4: like all of a sudden, everybody's all fine about everything
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  Speaker 4: that she's saying and doing because they But I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: at some point, somebody's.
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  Speaker 2: Got to give Lisa a little bit of a break here,
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  Speaker 2: even though Lisa does things that drive me nuts too.
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  Speaker 3: But of course, of course, but you don't say you
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  Speaker 3: can't come on a twenty two minute What are you
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  Speaker 3: talking about? Everybody? And it was Steppani that really decided that.
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  Speaker 3: In the end, it wasn't even Larsa.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's bananas. Then Lisa, Marisol, and Julia meet
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  Speaker 2: on the roof. Marisol and Julia explain that everyone is
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  Speaker 2: uncomfortable with the note taking. They tell Lisa that her
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  Speaker 2: phone needs to go in a basket on the plane
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  Speaker 2: that she may or may not be able to go on,
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  Speaker 2: and then Lisa gets pissed and says she isn't going
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  Speaker 2: to the dinner. The note taking seems to be taken
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  Speaker 2: out of proportion.
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  Speaker 3: Dieddie, we are so lined up. We probably shouldn't do
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  Speaker 3: this together because one might have any conflicting views who
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  Speaker 3: doesn't take notes, but also talking about.
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  Speaker 2: She's taking notes of something they're filming on a reality telephone. Yes, exactly,
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  Speaker 2: like it makes absolutely no sense why it is such
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  Speaker 2: a big deal. And clearly if she's waiting till last
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  Speaker 2: minute to do her notary, then she doesn't have the
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  Speaker 2: best memory.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so exactly my point. If I got to lunch
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  Speaker 3: with my best friend Iris, there's nothing really to take
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  Speaker 3: notes on, is not I'm not gonna need to remember
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  Speaker 3: that Jordan she forgot to pick Jordan up at at wrestling.
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  Speaker 3: I don't give it right. Yeah, like you're on a
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  Speaker 3: reality TV show, Do not think listeners? Because I do
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  Speaker 3: know that people don't take notes. They go home, they
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  Speaker 3: watch the episode's back, they write stuff down because you
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  Speaker 3: want to be armed.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I mean I s may't probably take notes, but
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  Speaker 2: at that point my memory was on point.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So but some people, I mean, Alexia made a good point.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, I don't have to take notes because I
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  Speaker 2: have a good memory. Some people don't. And I think
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  Speaker 2: Lisa is a little flighty and forgets shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know that shit's coming back at you.
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  Speaker 3: You want to be able to have stuff at like
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  Speaker 3: your fingertips, and when you miss.
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  Speaker 2: Member speak and you say one wrong word that somebody
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  Speaker 2: else said about you, they will beat that down correct
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  Speaker 2: to the end. So she's like, I'm gonna maybe she
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  Speaker 2: shouldn't do it at the table though.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean only because you're gonna get shit about it.
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  Speaker 3: But I just feel like everyone goes back after a
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  Speaker 3: day of filming and tries to remember and thinking it
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  Speaker 3: through and you know, talking about it with what did
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  Speaker 3: she say? What did she say? Wait, let me write
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  Speaker 3: that down. At least that's been my experience.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. Then the girls all head down to dinner,
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: but guess who's missing Lisa? Lisa. At this point, I
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: wish they would just break the fourth wall and say
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: if we can all get ready on film so and
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: just like take this seriously and be there at the
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: right time. That's what we're actually pissed about.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, And because I don't.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Think they would really care if you're going to dinner
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: with eight people and one person's like, you don't in
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: real life, you don't really care, do you.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: We certainly don't take it personally. I wouldn't be like
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: like when they were on the sprinter van and she
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: was late and Stephanie laid into her. Yeah it's rude,
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: It is rude, but that's a normal life. You would
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: have just left, yeah, like and then say you're a
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: loser enough. But like, you know, I don't think maybe
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: they're trying to also right now, like paint a picture
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: of hers always being perpetually late and they're allowing it.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I think they're trying to paint a picture of her
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: being inconsiderate, yeah of other people, like I'm caring about herself. Yeah,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: and I mean it is definitely coming off, but it
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: feels like they really think she's not taking her job
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: as seriously as all of us have tom and that
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: would piss I mean, that would probably piss me off too.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Well, this particular time, she wasn't going to go to
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: the dinner. It's I thought that, like she needed convincing,
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: so that's why she was like.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: We didn't really even get any of the convincing.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't see Maybe could they have pulled that
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: out just so that it looked like.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Remember she clayed down and said she was going to
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: be late, Yes, so we got a flashback of you know,
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: it happening.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Right, was convinced. First, I don't know if I were Okay,
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: I I were her, I would have been on high alert,
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: like like note to self, do not be late, be
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: on time, on time?
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Ready, Yes. Then the girls all get to dinner. Adriana
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: tells the girls that Lisa unfollowed Marcus, and this blows
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: everything up, This blows stuff up.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: You don't think that that was a great like Housewives,
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: see though it was so it was perfect Housewives, Like, I.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Mean the blow up was it got to those too much?
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I thought it was too much because of what happened
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: with Kiki.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Adriana.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Once Kiki and Adriana kind of got involved in
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: the fight escalated, That's when I was like, it was
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: too much.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: It was the ratchet of it all. And clearly she
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: heard Lisa say please don't say anything because they flashed
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: back to it, so she definitely got to it. But
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: I think she was trying to deliver good news.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they were all talking about Lisa in a
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: poor way, and she's like, but she unfollowed Marcus.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Right, Adriana was like spreading the good news. But I
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: don't know. Also, why Lisa would have wanted it to
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: be a secret. I would have thought that she would
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: have been like excited for Larsa to find out that
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: she finally unfollowed him.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Well, then it's like she's given in, I think, in
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: her opinion, and she just wanted it to be under
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: the rate, like she wanted to do the right thing,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: but she also didn't want it to be a thing right,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: or maybe she wanted to reveal it herself, Like did
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: you even notice that I unfollowed Marcus after making such
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: a big deal that I followed him?
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she didn't follow him, you bitch. Yeah, it was
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: her drop moment. Yeah, but but I didn't. I wasn't
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: mad at Adriana about it.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I wasn't mad at age, but I did get mad
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: at Adrana later on in the episode. And then Lisa
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: finally gets there. She walks in like she's solved world peace,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Like her, does she unfollowed Marcus? Or what she is?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Coming in hot? She's like, hey, everyone.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: What's what's up? What's the gossip?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: What's the four one one?
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: I love that, you know, going into a room like that,
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: you know you're going into the lions Den, right, So
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: she we've definitely established the fact that right now, like
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: she's the punching bag, right, everyone is out for Lisa,
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: so you're walking into that knowing what's coming. I think
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: she handled it beautifully.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: What's up, guys?
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: I love it. Hey, I think it's brilliant.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Hey, how you doing? Yeah? Just whatever? And then Kiki
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: immediately is like Adriana was running her mouth. Yeah, and
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Adriana tells Kiki this is where it goes south. Yes,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Adriana tells Kiki stop being so ratchet? Ratchet right when
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: that happens, when Adriana just says ratchet, it's so inappropriate.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: And the fact that she's more offended about being old
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: is just banast to me because.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: You could yeah, yeah, you could see Kiki the way
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: that she reacted. I feel like maybe she felt like
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: it was a microaggression.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I did too. And then when she blows up over
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: being called old, what the fuck is Stephanie doing? Why
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: is she crying? Why is she having a.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm telling you, I I can't with this woman.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know, And I know it's funny because I
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: I this is someone else recently on a pod, Like
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I know that viewers really love rich Housewise at least
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: that's what I hear, right, they love like that, they're
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: so aspiration I used to. I mean, I always died
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: from Lisa vander Pomp. I can't remember if that's a
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: good or bad thing to say to you. I just
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: always anyway, right, okay, okay. So I just loved watching
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: her and the way that she lived her life. But
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: for me, it's just obnoxious. There is this this woman
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: and this has nothing to really do I guess to
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: do with the crying all that that felt like it
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: was put on as well.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Like she's so humiliated, like you're on the show and
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: weren't like I feel like in a previous episode she
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: was at his table screaming at Alexia, like relax.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: This is your job, now, come on, And what exactly
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: is she crying about? I mean, but we went from
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: the hysterical crying straight into the seat charts for the
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: what yeah with me Teddy plane?
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, for the plain seat charts.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I can't so.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: But first Larsa, Stephanie, and Alexia and Marisol all go
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: back to the hotel. So the fighting has gotten to
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: the point where Stephanie is it and has to be
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: escorted out of the restaurant escorted in a way because
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: she's mentally can't take it. She's crying in the backseat,
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: and they lay out the seating Oh wait arrangement.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Teddy Wait. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I have
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: to ask you something. Okay, Yes, not only you, you're
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: one of the people in the Baravo sphere who gave
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: me a lot of shit for leaving my finale yes
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: on Jersey. So I'm very I am hyper aware of
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: people leaving. People are leaving, getting up and walking away
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Miami all the time.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: It's exhausting because then it separates the group. That's why
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I wish the whole point of Housewives is fighting and
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: then resolution, right, and that's what I enjoy.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: So it staying to get the resolution.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to stay in it. And you also
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: these could be learning opportunities. Yeah, walking out and leaving
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: and doing a seating chart, but also not just a
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: seating chart, deciding where and if that person is even
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: going to be able to sit on the plane, and
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: putting one person in a room by them side themselves.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Please, when why does the plane have one room for
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: a person to sit alone? Is it the bad?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: I think it's the bedroom.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: They have a bedroom on the It's weird, but I
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: would do that to someone.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: This is how many times this season are we going
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: to see Stephanie tell us about her plane, use it
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: over everybody. Larsa never even said I don't care if
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: they come on the plane or not.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Never, It was all Stephanie and KEKs at this point.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Keiki hasn't said anything, Adriana hasn't said anything. Just this
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: is now another way for Stephanie to show I'm rich
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: and I'm making.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: You forget it. Fair Yep, I'm rich and don't forget it.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: The thing that annoys me, maybe even more than Stephanie
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: continuing to push that narrative, is the fact that none
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: of these women tell her enough like shut up about
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: your stupid fucking plane, shut.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Up about your stupid plane, and shut about a certain
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: cares here's and also in reality not to I'm not
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: to brag here, but my dad has a private jet.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Right This is the way it works for I would.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Say every private jet I've ever been on in my
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: entire life, of any human that has one, or he
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: charters one, or whatever it may be, I don't know,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: but he has his spot where he always sits, and
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: then everybody else on the plane sits wherever.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: We will figure it out.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: And that's like, it's just like the same thing with
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: you're not late to a private jet. There's like certain
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: private jet etiquette. But talking about this, if I sat
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: down and I was going to go on a trip
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: with my dad and I was going to go on
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: his plane and he told me the seating chart, I'd
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: be like, are you kidding me? I know exactly where
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: he is. I know you sit the second row on
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: the right hand side facing this way. I got it.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: I know you're not You could make that call, yes, yeah.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: But other than that, don't try to tell me where
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I can said if I'm going to sit on the
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: sideway seat, or if I'm going to sit like, I'm
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: just happy to be there and I'm happy that I
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: have the opportunity for Do you.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Think that it's that she just she just wants to
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: continue the conversation just in case anyone missed it. I
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: have a private jet. I have a private plane.
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: It's a shame because I think she's funny. I think
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: people are loving her. I feel a lott well now
• 26:25
  Speaker 6: I don't eymore. I feel like you're with me, but
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: like I kind of feel alone and I am. You know,
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: when I enjoyed her when she was talking about her
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: husband and she's like, I am obsessed with my husband.
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: I love him, I want to be around him. I
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: love his I thought that was he just seems sincere.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: It was really really cute to me. But the posing
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: of it all is it's ruining it.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: That's because I think she's funny. I like her confessionals.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: I think she stands up to the women. I think
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: they need that agreed. But I do wish all the
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: women were like enough enough if you.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Want to do them for not like shutting it down already.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: But that it's they're all. It's like when somebody's I know,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: we're going to get into more penis talk, but when
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: somebody's addicted to the d it's like they're addicted to
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: the private jet the pis.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's true. Well, it's like it's also like the
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: big dick energy, right. Yeah, She's like exerting and it's
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: it's a turnoff.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: It's a turnoff for me, Like I'm like like.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: The wall of Burkins or whatever.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I agree with Marisol on the point.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: This is a twenty two minute plane ride, and I
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: mean I've said voice notes longer than twenty two minutes.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, exactly.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, so now, but we haven't really talked about how
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: we feel about the storing of the phones.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: I feel like, if I'm Lisa, yeah, and I have
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: two young kids here, no, you know what, if I'm
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: any of them and I have two young kids, fuck
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: you, you ain't taking my phone?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: And I have a daughter with type one diabetes.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: And I remember being in situations like work situations and
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: my boss would say you can't have your phone or
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: you can't look at your phone. I'm like, well then
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: I quit. Yeah, it's very simple. There's it's a no
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: like and not just because she has diabetes, but it
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: was a non negotiable for me with little kids. It's
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: you need to have to feel like, yeah, sorry.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: But they could say what why not just say no
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: taking notes on the phone, or that while we're in
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: the middle of a conversation, that let's just have common decency,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Like you're on your phone so much when we're all out,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: we don't. It's like being late. It's all of these
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: things that are tied together. Lisa is showing this season
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: that she doesn't really care what the other women think,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: and it's pissing them off. So they're turning it around
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: onto this being you know, taking notes, but really it's
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: just being inconsiderate of other people.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Correct Like she's late.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: She's not engaging in any conversation that doesn't have to
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: do it herself, and she's.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: And I may and I like Lisa, but she may
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: have that coming. Like it's been seasons of the one season.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was the last season when they were they
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: were on that boat and they were all the animals.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Where were they not going to remember?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, I remember, and do you remember she was like
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: posing when who got sick? Julia? Yeah, Julia's are really sick,
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: and Lisa's in the background with the selfies as Julia
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: is like, right, it was Julia.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was Julia. Julia was getting sick. And then
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: they like go to fuck where did they go? They
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: went to like not a grave, like a cemetery graveyard with.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: All that, yes, and she was getting sick and they
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: had the they had the dolls.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then they did the same thing. She was
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: doing the same thing at the narcissist event at the
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: selfies and the like there's a time and a place
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: for a selfie?
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was. And also was she did she lose
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: something on the way? All I remember is was Lisa
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: was just all about Lisa.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Did she lose lip gloss?
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you? Maybe it was that. Maybe it was
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: lip gloss. Poor Julius over here like having a breakdown
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: and right, and that's how they showed it. And Lisa's
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: looking for her, all set about her lip gloss.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: No, what else I'm over now that we've I remember
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Julia's on the show. I so her trying to lighten
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: the mood by kissing everybody, especially bright red lipstick, Like
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: you're getting your lipstick on everybody?
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: What is with the kissing?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: I don't understand it. You're not It's like we get
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: the shtick. You've already kissed the girls, like you're not,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Like nobody cares.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: This is interesting. I couldn't give two shites.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: It's it like, is she making a joke? So I
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: don't get it. What is the message here? Why is
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: she kissing everyone?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: I think she's trying to say like instead because she
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: can't tell a joke. So she's like, Okay, maybe if
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: I go around and do this, everybody will start talking.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: About me if it was funny. But it's not good.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: That's my point. It's not funny. It's that they all
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: go on and on and on and she doesn't stop.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: And also, we forgot to mention that this trip is
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: now for her. She's asking her best friends to be godparents.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: But why are we just finding out about this now.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know, because she just found out about it now.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: She just thought of it in real time. Let's call
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: it what it is, you know. She's like, wait a second,
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: this will look good.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean the episode definitely. I feel like
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Larsa wasn't that involved this episode. Yeah, probably because she's
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: sick of talking about the same thing over and over again.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: I'm sick of watching well.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, listen, there's a few things here that I
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: could never hear about again. The plane, yeah, the kissing correct,
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: and the just lost my train of thought. There was
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: something else that's just oh, the dick enough, take your plane,
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: put the dick on it, put the kissing on it,
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: fly away. It's enough.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Can I also say something in Marisol, I love you
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: to death, and who else wore one. I'm kind of
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: done with headbands.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Because the headbands and the bows. What's up with the bows?
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Did I don't know?
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: The other day too and Marisol with the headband, like
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: I is it because we're on day three of not
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: washing our hair, so we're just maybe the big headband on.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe done with.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: The headband, done with the head I done with the bows,
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: like these are grown? What is with the boat? It
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: was Stephanie and then it was Lisa. And they're not
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: like sophisticated bows. I'm not seeing them putting away that.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: They're literally like I would used to put my daughter's
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: hair like in the back. With this happening, yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: No, I don't get it. I don't get it. But
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: granted I'll probably gonna like see you at somewhere like
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: a bow.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not going to allow it. I'll tell you
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: that right now. And you've done so well with your
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: hair and if you put a bow in it, everybody,
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: no you What if I.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Just put a little I have an idea, what if
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I just put a little bow?
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: I love the blonde, hold on, I love the blonde.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: I can put just a little and show teddy stop it.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I'm doing it. I'm thinking about it.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine walking around with there's a pink bow
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: right here? You don't say anything. You just pretend like
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: it's not happening.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: What? What? Who?
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: What's your point? I don't get. Oh my god, my love,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: never put on a wig again. If I were you,
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I would never put on a wig again.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: My hair is so naturally dark. It's hot.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: You look hot. I have one friend that always had
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: short hair like that, and she is the most beautiful
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: woman you've ever seen. And it's almost we always say
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: to her, it's almost like she's showing off, like you know,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: people can't pull that off, and you've just been doing
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: it for years. It's like saying, listen, I can do
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: that and you can't. And that's what actually is going
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: on here. It's put the wig back on.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: But you know what, I would put my wig back on,
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: but I have to go backwards beforewards.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: It's a whole too much work.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: It's too much work. And now we made it through
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: the episode, and I so appreciate you coming on and
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: talking with me, and this was fun.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: It was really fun. I so appreciate your having me.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: I have to say sort of a sort of a
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: dream of mine.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Here, I check it, Calcolic, I really really nailed it,
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: and you made me laugh and I appreciate it. And
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: you guys keep don't don't sleep on Miami. Guys, you
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: need to be watching it, don't.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: It's good.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: I hope Jian Fessler sends me some side information about
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: what she knows about Jersey, And don't worry. You know me,
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: never mention a thing. You're a vault. You're a vault.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: I tried to trust vaults before. Vaults always seem to
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: open on me.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: You know what, I have a I'm a revolving door vault.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so much teddy.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Then, alright, bye, guys, thanks for tuning in for another
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: episode of to Teas in the Pod.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Thanks guys,