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Carrie (Derogatory) (feat. Peyton Dix - Patreon Preview) · Like a Virgin

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Miranda, Why you got so many Twilight posters around?
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  Speaker 2: I can't do this.
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  Speaker 3: I Miranda would be the spyhard of the sexilicity because
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  Speaker 3: she's closeted.
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  Speaker 4: She's sheen am me no.
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  Speaker 5: Ma, not my name?
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  Speaker 1: Yo yo?
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  Speaker 2: What is your childhood?
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  Speaker 1: I am a cook chook.
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  Speaker 2: Your life's going down before us around.
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  Speaker 4: Done, dun donna done, dun't dun't.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not gonna do that. This is This is
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  Speaker 3: like a virgin in the show where we give yesterday's
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  Speaker 3: pop culture today's takes. I'mra's DomU and I'm Friend Toronto
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  Speaker 3: and we have another special guest today. You are now
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  Speaker 3: our second PayPal prince, not PayPal.
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  Speaker 2: You know our second.
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  Speaker 3: You are now our second pay Well princess. Please welcome
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  Speaker 3: to the chat. Peyton Dix so excited.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know why I expected applause and then that
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  Speaker 5: it didn't happen. Okay, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I do like PayPal Princess, though I think that's like well,
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  Speaker 1: I who won't be that too?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know I was nervous where that I was
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  Speaker 5: going for a minute, but I like where you.
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  Speaker 3: I like where it. So. The journey getting to this
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  Speaker 3: episode is interesting because well, something that you know, casual
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  Speaker 3: fans of yours might not know is that you're a
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  Speaker 3: sick fuck.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: This is something that I know that Fran knows, that
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  Speaker 3: anyone on your close friends list knows you were a
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  Speaker 3: sick fuck. And the biggest example of that is that
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: you watched the entire first season event just like that,
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  Speaker 3: without ever having seen a single episode of Sex in
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  Speaker 3: the City. Are you ready to answer for your war crimes?
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  Speaker 5: No, lock me up, honestly throw myselves in the back
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  Speaker 5: to the right. I know like it is. Truly, I
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  Speaker 5: can admit with my chest, at this grown age now
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  Speaker 5: that it is the worst thing about me. What change was?
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  Speaker 3: It was because you have rectified the situation after you
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  Speaker 3: appeared at our last live show in which we forced
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  Speaker 3: you to watch the bisexual episode of Sex and the City,
• 2:37
  Speaker 3: and you have now watched how much of the show.
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  Speaker 5: I'm almost done with Season four.
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  Speaker 3: Season four the second best season of Sex and the
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  Speaker 3: City in my opinion, seasons three and four. Seasons three
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  Speaker 3: and four are our peak Sex in the City.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so you think season three is the best?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I think season three, because of the big affair,
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  Speaker 3: is the best season in Sex and the city. It
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  Speaker 3: has the most iconic episodes. It has the fashion show.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, that's when the girl is really stepped it out
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  Speaker 5: and stepped up, except for the flower. I'm like, every
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  Speaker 5: if that bitch puts some motherfucking carnation or whatever on
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  Speaker 5: one more clothing item, I was like, she will find
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  Speaker 5: a way, She will.
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  Speaker 3: Find Patricia Field will answer for her crimes one day.
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  Speaker 3: Although you know, the flower thing is back, like all
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  Speaker 3: of the TikTok fashion girls are wearing them. I'm sure
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  Speaker 3: you've seen people out and about. I have a flower
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  Speaker 3: choker sitting sitting on my dresser over there, and I
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  Speaker 3: also believe I have a flower scrungey somewhere. Carrie, pat
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  Speaker 3: I'm a victim.
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  Speaker 5: You are Harry.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I agree. Season three is probably the best season.
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  Speaker 1: But like Peyton, so many people in your life love
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: sex and the city, like are obsesses, like your best friends,
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  Speaker 1: your closest colleagues, your comrades.
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  Speaker 2: What is the deal? What took you so long? What
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  Speaker 2: was I will say?
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  Speaker 5: There were guns drawn, like everyone's violence afoot? Yeah yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 5: you think there's not someone Hilton's over here hovering to
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  Speaker 5: the left, movie like a knife, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: Like Hilton is in the corner of the room with
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  Speaker 2: a gun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like the gun's not loaded, but they still.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like resting in her lap, just like.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like it's like it's theatrix of it. But yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I just felt like one of those things. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: same with and I'm sure we'll have a follow up
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  Speaker 5: on this baby, but like same of succession. It just
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  Speaker 5: felt like one of those things that I missed and
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  Speaker 5: never caught up on, and so I just kind of
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  Speaker 5: and I think also girls came into my life in
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  Speaker 5: such a big way that I was like, oh, this
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  Speaker 5: will be my personality traite, Like I'm gonna skip sex
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  Speaker 5: in the city and go to these white women instead,
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  Speaker 5: who were gonna hold me and keep me safe.
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  Speaker 3: You know, there's only room for so many white women.
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  Speaker 2: Heart, Like come on, I went to private school. I
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  Speaker 2: can only do some much girls. Girls is really all
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  Speaker 2: consuming as well.
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  Speaker 1: I think that that's like kind of fair, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you can only take a little bit at a time.
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  Speaker 2: But like, look, you've arrived. We're so happy for you.
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  Speaker 1: Like honestly, I mean, look, the virgins have already heard
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  Speaker 1: all of our kind of like diatribes and downloads on
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  Speaker 1: sex and the City, and I will say Sex and
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  Speaker 1: the City is definitely top five favorite TV shows, if
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  Speaker 1: not top five favorite entities in general, Like I will
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  Speaker 1: always return to it as a source of truth.
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  Speaker 2: What did you What did you think.
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  Speaker 1: Having come out of the you know, the fourth season,
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  Speaker 1: like do you did you have any new perspectives on
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  Speaker 1: the show that you didn't have before?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I think, like okay, generally, like generally I have a
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  Speaker 5: very vague concepts of like who the girls were, Like
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  Speaker 5: Samantha sucks, Carrie like slat, yeah, Carrie writer, like all
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  Speaker 5: these like very vague you know, identifiers of these people.
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  Speaker 2: So I didn't really know.
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  Speaker 5: If someone were to ask me, like who I thought
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  Speaker 5: I was, I really would just go with Samantha because
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I don't know, like that, I fuck,
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  Speaker 5: I think I don't. I really don't. But you know,
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  Speaker 5: like I watched the show and immediately was like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I'm a Charlotte.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe was like, okay, unpack that.
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  Speaker 3: How were you a Charlotte?
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  Speaker 2: Unfortunately I do agree, but let's continue, thank.
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  Speaker 3: You, all right?
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  Speaker 5: I think one, in general, she is such a yes
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  Speaker 5: and girl in bed, which I love. I think like
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  Speaker 5: she in discourse, she's not giving like you know, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I'm open minded on him, but in.
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  Speaker 2: Bed she's more open.
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  Speaker 5: The carriage, she's definitely more over than closet and Miranda,
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  Speaker 5: which that I feel like was a the whole. Do
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  Speaker 5: you think that they were writing Miranda knowing.
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  Speaker 2: She was gonna be gay eventually? Because no, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, definitely not knowing she was gonna be gay,
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  Speaker 1: but they wrote her, but they wrote her gay like
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  Speaker 1: I wrote her.
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  Speaker 2: Gay as fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Gay as well. That that episode where her her colleague
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: sets her up with his lesbian friend and Miranda like
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  Speaker 3: tries it out and like tries to use it to
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  Speaker 3: get ahead professionally, is like, I mean, clearly they knew
• 7:12
  Speaker 3: something was up with Cynthia Nixon, but not quite to
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  Speaker 3: the extent that the jig is up. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You know who else knew that Miranda was truly a
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  Speaker 1: lesbian was Patricia Field. Because some of these looks, I'm
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: gonna send one to the chat now, honestly, because like
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  Speaker 1: this is like lesbian core, like giant puffer jackets.
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  Speaker 2: There's also this amazing all.
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  Speaker 3: The suits she wore the first and second season, which
• 7:40
  Speaker 3: was honestly, like, I'm sad it was abandoned, and I
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  Speaker 3: really would like to see her styled more like that
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  Speaker 3: on INNG just like that, because they keep putting her
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  Speaker 3: in these very like crunchy Brooklyn mom outfits and like,
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  Speaker 3: I get that that is a side of Miranda, but
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  Speaker 3: I want to see her back in the power suit vibe.
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  Speaker 5: But her at leisure was so good, Like I feel
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  Speaker 5: like that got totally left out too, which I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure an Upper East Sider has at least one
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  Speaker 5: set of joggers, Like, come.
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  Speaker 3: On, okay, But back to the you being Charlotte of
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  Speaker 3: it all. So like, the thing is that Charlotte low
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  Speaker 3: key fucks the most of all of them, And I
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  Speaker 3: think this is maybe even mentioned in so I have.
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  Speaker 3: There was this book released when I was in high
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  Speaker 3: school called Sex and the City Kids Intel, and I
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  Speaker 3: have it. It's like sitting over on my my console
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  Speaker 3: table by my entryway, and it lists like all of
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  Speaker 3: the boyfriends that all of them had. And I do
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  Speaker 3: think that Charlotte had the most boyfriends because Charlotte was
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  Speaker 3: the one who was most actively auking for a husband
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  Speaker 3: and so went on the most dates and had the
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  Speaker 3: most sex and had freak your sex. Yes, then most
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  Speaker 3: of them. I mean, because you know, we've talked about
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  Speaker 3: before that Carrie is a horrible sex columnist. She's such
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  Speaker 3: a big rude ever. And Charlotte was like out here
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  Speaker 3: fucking and sucking getting called you fucking bitch, you fucking horror.
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  Speaker 3: She was getting she was like she at some point
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  Speaker 3: she says that she rims tray.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, I forgot her a minute. Wait she rimmed trey.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, she and she goes, she goes, we're married.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that is that is the tea. Yeah, no, Charlotte
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  Speaker 2: actually was.
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  Speaker 1: And I think, honestly so I listened to the and
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: just like that podcast, the recap pod Dark very It's
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  Speaker 1: just so good and that's sorry, it's so good. And
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: they do talk about how Charlotte is like high key,
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  Speaker 1: low key, like one of the horn like kind of
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  Speaker 1: the freak in bed and the one that is like
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  Speaker 1: often shown having a lot more sex than like the
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  Speaker 1: other girls, even though she is the most prudish. And
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  Speaker 1: I think that that is something that they've done with
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  Speaker 1: all the characters, is that they create this dichotomy. They
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  Speaker 1: create it's like light side dark side, or like inside
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: outside kind of version of the character. And they're like
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  Speaker 1: two extremes. It's like I'm a prude, I'm a freak,
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  Speaker 1: or it's like Miranda where she's like I don't have
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  Speaker 1: feelings and I hate all of you, and it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: actually I'm very lonely and I need people. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: I think that that. I think the way that the
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  Speaker 1: both of these all four characters like vac late between
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  Speaker 1: extremes is like why we love them, and it's why
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  Speaker 1: we're always like, I am a Carrie. I am you.
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  Speaker 2: Know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well I am a Carry But it's not something.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a good thing. I wish I was. I'm
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  Speaker 3: a Carrie derogatory exactly Carrie is. I was. I was
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: watching Sex and City last night. I'm going to say
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: to prepare for this, but it was really just because
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: I wanted to, and it was. And it was the
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: the opening episode of season two where Carrie is getting
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: over her breakup with Big and she goes out with
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  Speaker 3: the New Yankee and then like such a best the
• 10:57
  Speaker 3: best rebound ever, and she has this amazing moment where
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: her pictures in page six with the New Yankee, she
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: runs into Big at the bar. It like the best
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: revenge you could get on an X And yet when
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: the New Yankee kisses her, she cries into his mouth
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  Speaker 3: and breaks up with him. I'm so mad at her.
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: She fumbled way the New Yankee, and I am, Oh, listen,
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  Speaker 3: I'm always mad at Carrie. She makes the worst decisions
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: and is so annoying, and yet I am her.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: Do we think have we? Who among us? Have any
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: of us ever like like gotten ready for a comeback?
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  Speaker 1: Like we're like, oh, this is it? Like I'm rebounding
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  Speaker 1: finally hard, I'm gonna be a slut, And then you
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: get there and you just totally boof it, like because
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: of like emotional baggage.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: I feel like.
• 11:45
  Speaker 5: I'm currently in that era. That's funny that I mentioned.
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  Speaker 5: I'm living that truth right now. That's so funny. I'm
• 11:51
  Speaker 5: like begging for the streets to call me.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: They're not. I'm like, they're not.
• 11:55
  Speaker 5: Let me turn this sound on just in case it's not. Like,
• 11:57
  Speaker 5: but I feel like and I also want to ask
• 12:00
  Speaker 5: really quickly, are we pro aiding or pro big?
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: So this is this is I have discovered is an
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: unpopular opinion. But I am team Maiden. I know I
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  Speaker 3: know that he sucks and that he wants to change Carrie.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: He made her quit smoking, but smoking is disgusting. I
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  Speaker 3: think he's hot and I think he's He's the kind
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  Speaker 3: of man that I personally would date. And I get
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: it with Big, like they're like soulmates. Blah blah blah.
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know Big, No, I'm not bigs. He was
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: so awful to her. What do you think? What do
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: you think, Peyton, Because you're not fully through the series,
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  Speaker 3: so you don't see all the ways in which Big
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: will let carry down. Before you know he eventually dies
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: while riding a peloton. But what do you think? So far?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so far?
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  Speaker 5: And like we are holding room for opinions to change.
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  Speaker 5: But basically the things that I've seen are nervous. There
• 13:01
  Speaker 5: was this tweet that was like men are like if
• 13:03
  Speaker 5: a butcher was pathetic, and that's what I feel about Aiden.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like boom.
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  Speaker 3: Like tomato, tomato, tomato.
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  Speaker 5: Tomato, tomato, tomato. I am like this want to be lesbian?
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  Speaker 5: Asked like I cannot deal with his carpenter Jesus Christ self.
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  Speaker 5: I think he is objectively sexy, and I can respect
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  Speaker 5: an honor that I always can. I'll leave room for
• 13:29
  Speaker 5: someone being hot, but like I just find and maybe
• 13:33
  Speaker 5: this is my own thing to work out with my
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: therapist after this call, but like I am just so
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: much more into their dynamic. With her dynamic was Big,
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  Speaker 5: I think, like he is just sexy as a fuck,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm like, I don't he I'm at the part
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  Speaker 5: actually just for this an episode where he and I
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: was like, Okay, how do I forgive this one? Because
• 13:53
  Speaker 5: or not even forgive this one. He's fucked up so
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: many times even to this point. But he's like about
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: to leave New York and he does and tell her
• 14:00
  Speaker 5: and she's like, happens to call?
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: That episode is iconic. iHeart New York is one of
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: the best episodes of the series when she goes over
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: with the pizza and they dance to me River, Oh
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: my god, Oh but you're about to enter season five,
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: which is one of my least favorite seasons.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I okay, I have to say, like what Phoebe
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: said in the chat, I was so happy when Big
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: finally died, totally.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: Agree, Like was not my tea.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: I don't understand people that are so like like Big
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: was the one, like he was so perfect, he was
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: so stable, Like I.
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  Speaker 3: No, he loves carry at the Altar.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: At the altar.
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  Speaker 1: If he if I had to pick between Aiden and Big,
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: I'm picking Aiden every time, of course, but I of course,
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  Speaker 1: if I had to pick, if I were to say
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: the one who was the one that got away, it
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: is John Slattery's character because Pian Yes a politician.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, grow grow We're a sex columnist. Drink pee, drink pee.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: Everyone listening to this podcast, go home and drink piss
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: tonight tonight, piss, grow up. If you'd like to hear
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: this full episode in our full conversation, you can get
• 15:23
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