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- 0:00Prime version of the rumor is Cedars Sinai, a few miles from here, hospital on the edge of Beverly Hills, that Richard Gere showed up there with a gerbil lodged in his rectum that he had inserted for sexual pleasure
- 0:12and he had to have it removed.
- 0:14Why do you think he hasn't dispelled it?
- 0:15Why do you think he has not just said, no, this did not happen?
- 0:18Do you think that there is in fact some truth to it?
- 0:21Kid Homer has heard, you know, is asked about it.
- 0:24So this is a curse upon his entire family and it probably will be for many generations.
- 0:28If it does turn out that he didn't do it, then maybe what we're doing is creating a vaccine that finally kills this now four decade old virus.
- 0:40How does a rumor become something everybody knows when nobody can tell you how they know it?
- 0:46My guest today is investigative journalist Alan Sulkin, who spent six years chasing one of Hollywood's most notorious stories, the unproven Richard Gere Durable rumor.
- 0:58His podcast, Gerbil from the Hollywood Reporter, investigates where it came from, how it spread, and why we're still talking about it decades later.
- 1:09Today we're getting into celebrity gossip, reputations, and those stories we all repeated before anyone thought to ask, wait, did that actually happen?
- 1:18Alan, welcome to the iconic midlife.
- 1:21Welcome to the iconic midlife.
- 1:23Alan, how are you today?
- 1:25Awesome.
- 1:25Glad to be here.
- 1:26Awesome.
- 1:26Well, great.
- 1:27Well, I have been obsessed with your podcast.
- 1:30I've been listening nonstop and I feel for us Gen Xers and like people of our generation, this was such an interesting story because it's like the story that never died.
- 1:42Right?
- 1:43Right.
- 1:43It went on and on and on, and it's really taken a life of its own.
- 1:47It's endured, endured, endured.
- 1:49But for those who might not know the story of Jerubal and Richard Gere, can you tell our audience?
- 1:57Well, what's funny is, I mean, to make it simple, there's a rumor that Richard Gere showed up at an emergency room.
- 2:05The prime version of the rumor is Cedars Sinai, a few miles from here, hospital on the edge of Beverly Hills, that Richard Gere showed up there with a gerbil lodged in his rectum that he had inserted for sexual
- 2:18pleasure and he had to have it removed.
- 2:20Yes.
- 2:21And I remember being in middle school and hearing this rumor.
- 2:24Now, I didn't hear the specifics of the hospital.
- 2:27I didn't know it was Cedar Sinai, but I definitely.
- 2:29Where'd you go to school?
- 2:30So I grew up in Dallas and I remember it just spread like wildfire.
- 2:35It was like One of those stories, I mean, I could, like, I can still see it was like a game of telephone.
- 2:40Like it just went, went, went.
- 2:41It is.
- 2:41You know, it's funny, there's a, In a later episode, you haven't heard yet, there's a.
- 2:45A woman who was about 22 or something, and she came to LA with her girlfriends or, you know, young women friends from Dallas, and they were at a bar in like Santa Monica or something.
- 2:59And she tells the story of meeting some young guys who said they were surgeons or whatever at Cedars Sinai.
- 3:06And that they told them, probably trying to impress them, that, oh, we know about Richard Gere having had this procedure at the hospital.
- 3:14And then Elise, my friend who's telling me this story, says we flew back to Dallas and started spreading it there in like 89, 90, 91.
- 3:24That's what she says.
- 3:25Now, everybody, what's funny, in the podcast, you can hear the story's not just about did he do it?
- 3:32Or just to retell it for prurient reasons.
- 3:35And also, I just want to say off the top, I'm not out to harm Richard Gere.
- 3:38He is a spiritual, beloved figure in Hollywood, generous, politically minded, and in a way, maybe this podcast frees him from this.
- 3:48And so I'm not trying to hurt Richard Gere, but the way that it spread, it does to our brains, why we believe it and why somebody might be proud even to feel like they were early on it and
- 4:02to have brought it back to Dallas.
- 4:03That is almost part of the story I'm telling.
- 4:06It's like the lore.
- 4:07You're right.
- 4:07It's like, who did you hear it from?
- 4:09And like, what was the method that you heard?
- 4:11You know, it's really interesting.
- 4:13What was the method you heard?
- 4:14It's interesting because it really seems physically and impossible in a lot of ways.
- 4:21I mean, I guess there are certain tools and things that could make it easier to do, but that was the part of the story that always, like, didn't click for me.
- 4:32I'm like, okay, let's say, let's say it was true and it did happen.
- 4:37Just to even make it happen seems like a task in and of itself, you know, I mean, is it physically even possible?
- 4:43Well, it's one of the questions that I asked because when you look at the history of the gerbil rumor, a lot of people have said, well, it can't be true because no, nobody has ever gerbiled.
- 4:53That's the term for it.
- 4:54Gerbiling or gerbiled.
- 4:56And is it possible?
- 4:57Could you do it.
- 4:58And it is possible.
- 5:01And the lack of emergency room reports about it does not rule it out because not every emergency is reported.
- 5:10It doesn't necessarily have to have gone through an emergency room.
- 5:13It also doesn't have to ended up in the hospital.
- 5:16Arguably, if you do gerbiling right, you don't end up in the hospital.
- 5:21See, I would think the opposite.
- 5:22I would think, like the thrashing of the animal and could, you know, lead to cuts and abrasions and things where you would need.
- 5:30Who's still watching this?
- 5:33The more you want to know, is this a joke?
- 5:35Is this the Onion?
- 5:36Is this guy pretending to be a journalist?
- 5:39Well, this is the thing, too.
- 5:40Who is this guy?
- 5:41Who is this guy?
- 5:42Who is this guy?
- 5:43Alan?
- 5:44I'm an investigative reporter who've been doing this like three decades.
- 5:47I work for the New York Times and Vanity Fair, and I've been in a bunch of documentaries, and I'm for real.
- 5:53Yeah, no, you're definitely for real.
- 5:55But the part that was also interesting to me is from, you know, we've all heard this story, but when.
- 6:02What part of it made you say to yourself, this is a podcast, or this is something more?
- 6:07Well, I was filming a documentary called Bad Vegan, which was made by director Chris smith.
- 6:12He's done 100 foot wave.
- 6:13He worked on Tiger King, many hours, working on Agassiz documentary now.
- 6:17And this was early Pandemic.
- 6:19And we were sitting around my kitchen table, having done a second interview for the Bad Vegan was a thing about a woman who had basically run a vegan restaurant in New York and been brainwashed by a con man
- 6:31to give her all of her money and drain her successful restaurant to support his gambling habit.
- 6:37And among the things that he seems to have made her believe is that he could make her dog immortal, her pit bull immortal.
- 6:44So you start to wonder, how can that happen?
- 6:47Right?
- 6:47And we're all seeing this with the Theranos, with the.
- 6:50You can see everything Doc.
- 6:51Like, what is real?
- 6:53What are the lies?
- 6:54What's the con?
- 6:55And so how do our brains work?
- 6:57Are there flaws in our brains that certain people can exploit?
- 7:00And so these questions of how does the brain work?
- 7:03Sort of leads this conversation that I'm having with Chris Smith, the director afterwards.
- 7:08Gasoo.
- 7:09You know, we worked well together.
- 7:11Whatever.
- 7:11I was a good talking head for him on Bad Vegan.
- 7:13What else can we do together?
- 7:15And so what about that gerbil rumor?
- 7:18Right?
- 7:18And because what happens is you.
- 7:20You heard it in, you know, middle school, which is a common.
- 7:23It's Funny, you were kind of a prime, like 89.
- 7:2590 is a good time and a peak time to have heard it, but many people remember it as middle school, even though they were too old or too young to have first heard it then.
- 7:35Now you don't say to yourself, ooh, how weird.
- 7:39Or you know, I can't believe he did that.
- 7:43What you say is, that's my impression of your brain.
- 7:46Okay?
- 7:47What you say is, how did I ever believe that?
- 7:52Why is that in my head?
- 7:54And I think for me, that's what happened.
- 7:56I was like, wait, huh?
- 7:58What is going on in this brain inside here?
- 8:01Am I also capable of being led to believe that a pit bull could be made immortal?
- 8:08Or in my case more likely that somebody who I'm in a relationship with is always telling me the truth or whatever?
- 8:14Like, you know, we all like, our perspectives constantly shift through life as we go back and look at stuff.
- 8:19So that, and if I have a specialty as a reporter, I mean, I've done many, many things.
- 8:25I've written a book on the Food Network, I've written about Festivus, but I've written some many trend stories.
- 8:31But I think what I do is I put the smart.
- 8:34I find the smart in the stupid, right?
- 8:36I find the significant in things that seem insignificant.
- 8:40And so this thing seemed to just line up with like exactly what I do.
- 8:45How do we take this thing that, by the way, is it self viral?
- 8:48Right?
- 8:49The rumor is viral.
- 8:50And if I tell a story about it, I'm probably going to get some attention, which is important and maybe even do some good because that's the, in the first episode, that's the struggle.
- 9:00Should I even do this?
- 9:03And then I think, well, if this is a viral rumor, what we know about viruses, whether you believe in vaccines or not, the theory behind a vaccine is that it is an attenuated version or it creates an immune
- 9:15response to a virus that can then kill the virus.
- 9:19And if maybe I can make a podcast, and by the way, I leave open throughout the podcast, did he do it?
- 9:25Because I think it's an important lesson in journalism to see.
- 9:29Well, how do you pursue that question?
- 9:30But if it turns out by episode 12, and I do have a conclusion, if it turns out that, and I'm not saying if it does turn out that he didn't do it, then maybe what we're doing is creating
- 9:41a vaccine that finally kills this now four decade old virus because it rides on the form of the virus to get attention.
- 9:49But then it turns it around and says, hey, look Again, Hmm, that's interesting.
- 9:54I mean, if your show does it, that would be amazing because now we're going into what, four decades of this rumor being, you know, being abundant, like, everywhere.
- 10:04And, you know, Richard Gere himself has been very elusive about it.
- 10:08So it's not like he's killing the rumor, you know, by coming out and just saying, you know, no, this.
- 10:13Well, you know, speaking of Gen X, we remember when movie stars weren't.
- 10:17Did not have social media and were really hard to get.
- 10:20And Richard Gere was especially, especially hard to get.
- 10:23I mean, There's a famous 1968 magazine piece in Esquire called Frank Sinatra has a Cold, in which the writer basically writes an entire article about them not making Frank Sinatra available to him.
- 10:35And Richard Gere was, especially early in his career, really hard to get an interview with.
- 10:41He's pressed shy.
- 10:42Right.
- 10:43I mean, is it like his personality.
- 10:46It's his personality and he feels violated.
- 10:48And he didn't like, you know, he wanted to be a movie star, but he didn't want people to point at him in restaurants and stuff.
- 10:55And it's an interesting.
- 10:56He liked the acting, I guess, of.
- 10:57It, but can you actually have that without the other.
- 11:00I mean, I don't think that Richard Gere has necessarily.
- 11:04It's hard to say this because what a career.
- 11:06Right?
- 11:06Right.
- 11:07And still going.
- 11:08Right.
- 11:08We see he's going to be in asymmetry, which is coming out.
- 11:11But it does look to me like he didn't do the job of a movie star, at least as people do it now.
- 11:17Even Tom Cruise, who was very elusive because there's questions he might not have wanted to.
- 11:21ANSW has figured out how to open up a little more now, and Richard Gere has now become much sweeter.
- 11:28But still there's a certain hostility, even in the way that he.
- 11:33I have a little clip from an episode that's coming soon from his first Instagram video where he's like, this is me.
- 11:39This is my real place.
- 11:41You know, and it's like, yeah, he's tired of the attention.
- 11:45And it's like, anyway, I think he has not.
- 11:49My argument is he has not done himself any favors.
- 11:52It's easy to say, well, don't justify or don't give it any credence by talking about it.
- 11:58Just let it die.
- 11:59It hasn't died.
- 12:00That is not the playbook Crisis Comms now, which has been refined over the years, tells you, don't just let it sit out there.
- 12:09Go do something.
- 12:10I saw Glenn Close the other day, right.
- 12:12Because There was those videos of her having stills taken, but she was walking with a cane.
- 12:19Glenn Close is on a cane.
- 12:20So then she goes on, says, I had hip replacement.
- 12:22I'm fine.
- 12:24You know, so she.
- 12:25She addressed it straight to camera with a frowny on which I didn't even know there was a.
- 12:29Oh, yeah, the.
- 12:30Thing that kind of makes your.
- 12:31It goes flat.
- 12:32Yeah.
- 12:33Now.
- 12:34Now we're in your area.
- 12:35Right, right.
- 12:36Anyway, so.
- 12:36So he didn't.
- 12:38He has not followed the playbook that I think.
- 12:40And I'm arguing because he's never said that.
- 12:44I can find.
- 12:44He's never said, I didn't do it.
- 12:46He said a few things like, this is ridiculous, or this doesn't bother me.
- 12:51Which, by the way, I know is not true.
- 12:53I know it does bother him.
- 12:54I've had enough people around him tell me that it bothers him.
- 12:57So why do you think he hasn't dispelled it?
- 12:59Why do you think he has not just said, no, this did not happen?
- 13:02Do you think that there is, in fact, some truth to it?
- 13:05You know, I entertain the possibility that it could have even been because there's this.
- 13:12People don't remember that Gere really played with an androgynous image early in his career.
- 13:18He was photographed by Robert Mapplethorpe and other.
- 13:22Herb Ritz and other.
- 13:23You know, so he was kind of a gay icon.
- 13:25He's like.
- 13:26If you look at photos of Richard gere from, like, 1979, 1980, he looks like Calvin Klein ads from the 80s.
- 13:33And in American Gigolo, he talks about doing gay tricks as a prostitute.
- 13:39He was in a play.
- 13:40I think it's also important to say I'm not homophobic.
- 13:44The podcast of anything, I think, is an attempt to show the homophobia of the rumor.
- 13:50The reason I'm talking about this now is because there's always a possibility that somebody almost, like, did something to Richard Gere.
- 13:59You know, I entertain that possibility.
- 14:00Like, was something crazy done that he doesn't want to talk about?
- 14:04I think it's unlikely.
- 14:06I think his strategy is just, oh, let the ridiculousness and the low stuff pass.
- 14:13Don't give it credit.
- 14:15I'm above all this.
- 14:16I'm better than this.
- 14:18Let the rabble do the crap that they do.
- 14:21I think that's.
- 14:22He has a sense of intellectual superiority.
- 14:26The more you look at him, the more you really think about what he's done.
- 14:30And if anything, also, the podcast is a sort of biography of Richard Gere.
- 14:34Let's look at his career from the very start, all the way through and examine this public figure who actually there's no documentary about him.
- 14:42There's one sort of.
- 14:44Okay, biography that was written in 1993.
- 14:47So that's three decades ago.
- 14:49Yeah, that was around the time of Pretty Woman or maybe right after that,.
- 14:52Which is, of course his peak time.
- 14:54You know, it's when with the movie still he's most identified with.
- 14:57So I think he's just not glorified it.
- 15:00He thinks that's the right strategy, but I.
- 15:02Clearly he's wrong.
- 15:04Right.
- 15:04Well, I think after listening to your podcast, what most people don't know and what actually I didn't know after working in this business for 20 years.
- 15:13Is that the rumor?
- 15:14Actually, if you really trace it back, it actually started in Philadelphia with Jerry Penacoli, the entertainment newsman.
- 15:22Jerry Penacoli was the.
- 15:24Which Right.
- 15:24He.
- 15:25In la, we know he's known as working for Extra.
- 15:27Extra, right.
- 15:29And he's a very revered.
- 15:30You know.
- 15:31He is.
- 15:31He is.
- 15:32And yet most people don't know the name Jerry Penacoli.
- 15:37He's a entertainment journalist who was on a big show.
- 15:40Sure.
- 15:40But in Philadelphia in the 80s, everybody knew who Jerry Penacoli was.
- 15:47And you know, this question of would you rather.
- 15:49Sounds like a question you would ask.
- 15:51Okay.
- 15:51Would you rather be like a super famous local celebrity who every restaurant gives you free meals?
- 16:00You're just like people want to, you know, selfie with you.
- 16:03You're the biggest man in town in Philadelphia, which is not a small town.
- 16:08Or would you rather be just like the 12th most important person on Extra?
- 16:14I mean, big man on campus does have an appeal to it.
- 16:16I mean, that there is something.
- 16:17But because it's your quality of life.
- 16:19Right?
- 16:20It's right.
- 16:20It's day in and day out.
- 16:21Who are you?
- 16:23Yes.
- 16:23And he was that in Philadelphia.
- 16:25And by the way, being a star in Philadelphia means you're probably going to get a tryout on the Today show right up, you know, the next big city in New York.
- 16:33And he, you know, Jerry is a tall, handsome guy who.
- 16:36With a great voice and a lot of appeal, especially presence back then.
- 16:40Yeah.
- 16:41So unfortunately, he is the first, and I think I proved this pretty convincingly, he is the first specific person attached to a gerbil rumor.
- 16:50So why did it start with him?
- 16:52Why him of all people?
- 16:53Well, I mean, Jerry's out now.
- 16:55He's married to a man.
- 16:56They have a child, you know, so at the time, you could not have a successful career in news in Philadelphia and be out as gay.
- 17:04It just.
- 17:05That's how the 80s were, you know, you were there.
- 17:07Right, right.
- 17:08Well, it was also coinciding with the time of the big AIDS cases, too.
- 17:11Right.
- 17:11Yeah.
- 17:12So what we've seen throughout time.
- 17:14Because Jerry Penacoli and Richard Gere are not the only people attacked with a gerbil rumor.
- 17:20There's other newsmen who were attacked, weirdly.
- 17:22So a lot about news guys.
- 17:23Yeah.
- 17:24Is that so?
- 17:24It's been before?
- 17:26Yes.
- 17:26After, Since.
- 17:27Oh, since.
- 17:28And there's a guy in one episode who actually I do name who does.
- 17:33Rich Siegel in Texas.
- 17:35And he actually did an interview with me and talked about the impact it had on his life.
- 17:39And saying about someone that they gerbiled is a way of saying, and at that time, they're gay.
- 17:47And also, remember, because it was the time of aids, which was a death sentence pretty much back then, or we thought.
- 17:53So it's a way of implying the sort of infectious, dirty quality of what the public perception is, you know, rodents, gay sex.
- 18:05You know, this is.
- 18:06And this is what the.
- 18:06This is the stuff in the brain, deep in the brain, and the prejudices that people carry.
- 18:11And this is what I'm examining, like how.
- 18:13Yeah, exactly.
- 18:14What Weird.
- 18:16You know, and there's more to come, by the way.
- 18:18There's more to come in later episodes about exactly why.
- 18:20Because the other thing is Penacoli, the rumors, starts in this fall of 85.
- 18:27And it's weirdly important to figure out when this happened because it tells you why.
- 18:31And you can trace it by.
- 18:33The timeline is extremely tight.
- 18:35In fact, an episode just dropped last night in which I really hammer down the six months in which I think the rumor starts about gear.
- 18:46Like, this is the period and where and how.
- 18:48And I'm talking about Penacoli now.
- 18:51Even I get lost in my own sentences in 85.
- 18:54It started in 85.
- 18:55Right.
- 18:55That was the pivotal time for his rumor to start, basically.
- 18:59Yeah.
- 19:00And, well, anyway.
- 19:01Oh, that's right.
- 19:02So it starts in 85.
- 19:03And it runs.
- 19:04It, like, really is intense.
- 19:0685, 86.
- 19:07Okay.
- 19:08But he's not fired until he's.
- 19:11He's not forced to leave the market.
- 19:12His.
- 19:12His contract is not renewed until I think it's 89.
- 19:16So it's a few years later.
- 19:18It may even be 90.
- 19:19And then he comes.
- 19:20He moves across the country, and he comes here and he starts working at X.
- 19:22He's like, get me the out of here.
- 19:24Right.
- 19:24Like he's other side of the country.
- 19:25Right.
- 19:26And.
- 19:26And you can see to this day, just like the pod starts with me saying the Word gerbil.
- 19:30And people say Richard Gere.
- 19:32And like whenever you post, like the Hollywood Reporter, which is releasing this podcast, the first post they did about Richard Gere and the rumor, you can see some of the comments.
- 19:42It wasn't Richard Gere, it was Jerry penacoli.
- 19:45Really?
- 19:46Oh, 100%.
- 19:47Oh, wow.
- 19:48Still, still, still wow.
- 19:51Because I mean, I'm middle aged and I had never heard of the Jerry Gill.
- 19:56You're a very attractive young lady.
- 19:57Oh my.
- 19:57You're very sweet.
- 19:58Thank you, thank you.
- 19:59Flattery will get you every.
- 20:02But I was curious, have you ever interviewed Richard Gere?
- 20:04You ever see him on a red carpet?
- 20:06Okay, so it was a very limited, limited, you know, this is what it is, you know, and it was one of.
- 20:11That's what I've had for me, like looking, you know, as a, as a red carpet reporter, looking at him, you know, like the vibe I got was, okay, he's serious, obviously he's a little dry.
- 20:21I think it was just really quick.
- 20:23It was for one of his films.
- 20:25This was pre pandemic.
- 20:27Was it the homeless one?
- 20:28What year was that?
- 20:29Like 19, maybe 17 somewhere in there, maybe even 14.
- 20:33It was some of the.
- 20:34I think it was at the Pickford Theater.
- 20:35It was where the premiere was.
- 20:36It was, you know, in that small kind of room.
- 20:39So it wasn't like a ton of reporters, you know, but handsome, handsome, you know, well proportioned.
- 20:45Well, there you go.
- 20:46Well, like our movie stars are like, everything is just exactly like the ideal.
- 20:50It's interesting.
- 20:51Yes.
- 20:51I mean, I could definitely see why he is who he is.
- 20:54You know, I mean, he's got the thing.
- 20:56He's got the it factor.
- 20:57Of course, course.
- 20:58But yeah, you know, I think maybe that added on to, you know, the rumors or the like none of it does justice.
- 21:03Yeah.
- 21:03Also reporters.
- 21:04If you're a dick to reporters.
- 21:07What we're not going to necessarily, you know, it's not going to help.
- 21:11Why are they dicks?
- 21:12Like, why like you're in this business, like everyone has a job to do.
- 21:16We're all trying to make it happen for everyone.
- 21:18But if you're an.
- 21:19To a reporter, what do you expect, you know, can we get that question,.
- 21:23By the way, not only an asshole to reporters, but.
- 21:26But also as on the record as hating Los Angeles.
- 21:30It's another one.
- 21:31This is all like when you put together what would it take to create a rumor that would last this long and also pre Internet, which actually gives it more of a chance to survive because it has time to
- 21:43incubate and Perfect itself.
- 21:44You know, that was one of the things.
- 21:46Cause I was like, okay, this is also pre Internet era.
- 21:49The fact that it spread like that is wild.
- 21:52Cause I mean, there was no social media back then.
- 21:54It's another reason I wanted to do this because I think there was no social media.
- 21:58There was some like early dial up bulletin boards which were all like these almost like, Like a chat room or something.
- 22:06Yes, Reddit, sort of.
- 22:07And you would, you know, and you put your phone down on the thing, like in War Games or whatever.
- 22:12Right.
- 22:12And.
- 22:13And I actually look there for the earliest mentions.
- 22:16And what.
- 22:17When is it and what does it correspond to in Richard Gere's life?
- 22:20And so I think we're really looking at viruses, which we've all learned a lot about.
- 22:26And if a virus has some time to create variants, it can survive challenges.
- 22:34And so now the vectors that spread memes and viruses on the Internet are perfected.
- 22:40Right.
- 22:41We can boom.
- 22:42But they also go.
- 22:43Even though it's sort of a meme.
- 22:45The Coldplay couple.
- 22:46Oh, yes.
- 22:47That was what, 20 years ago?
- 22:48Except it was six months ago, like literally.
- 22:51Yeah, right.
- 22:52So it's like it was perfectly.
- 22:56The little moments of the video.
- 22:57You could remember it.
- 22:59It's exactly what it takes for something to go crazy.
- 23:02But this one, I have a guy talking about durability, which form of the virus, how does it evolve so that it's durable?
- 23:10And so if the kids in your school added something to it that was better than the one that came into.
- 23:17Your school, like an extra detail, an extra something layer.
- 23:21Because some people, the common version is he used a toilet or a toilet paper rol.
- 23:26Or a paper towel roll to insert the gerbil.
- 23:29But you're like as Dan Savage, the sex columnist says to me, that's not how butt stuff works.
- 23:36I'm glad you had him on to like dance.
- 23:38Fantastic.
- 23:38Yes.
- 23:39We need extra.
- 23:40This is the thing, if you're gonna look at it.
- 23:42Yeah, right.
- 23:43What?
- 23:44Would the gerbil survive?
- 23:45Would you get injured?
- 23:46How do you do this anyway?
- 23:48You did your homework.
- 23:49You did your homework on this.
- 23:51Maybe six years.
- 23:51I mean, wow.
- 23:53Yeah.
- 23:53Insane.
- 23:54There's something wrong with me.
- 23:56That's okay.
- 23:57Or something very.
- 23:58Right.
- 23:58Because let's see where this goes, you know.
- 24:01So how does the virus jump from Penacoli to gear?
- 24:04How does that.
- 24:05That is a.
- 24:06That's a good question.
- 24:07And I recommend people listen to episode seven, which just everywhere.
- 24:12You listen to podcasts and.
- 24:13But I will say it looks like Officer and a Gentleman, big hit movie, 1980.
- 24:18Two, this is why the timeline and Gere's career is so important.
- 24:21After Officer and a Gentleman, he makes Stinker after Stinker.
- 24:24Now you may like his version of Breathless was not a hit.
- 24:28He's then in considered certainly the worst movie of his career in the 80s.
- 24:33King David.
- 24:33I don't think I'd even see it.
- 24:35Big budget.
- 24:35Don't see it.
- 24:36Okay, don't see it.
- 24:36I mean, he's basically wearing a giant diaper and like throwing spears and it's just melodramatic crap.
- 24:43And in fact, the director tried to get rid of him before they started shooting.
- 24:48No, I've heard he's notoriously difficult to work with.
- 24:50Is that something you.
- 24:52He insists on?
- 24:53You know, it seems like he's always trying to get in there and change the script.
- 24:57Okay, now you and I are sitting here in a very nice office on Melrose Avenue.
- 25:02But like we're not movie stars, so like it's hard to say, you know, but we are critics, right?
- 25:07So.
- 25:08And we've been around, right?
- 25:09So we can see.
- 25:10So if you look at Pretty Woman, that was a movie called 3000 originally in which it was really more about the John.
- 25:18And the John did not have a lot of personality.
- 25:21And Gere in that case insists on rewrites.
- 25:24And he's right because you can't say anything went wrong about Pretty Woman.
- 25:28It's an all time perfect classic.
- 25:30Right.
- 25:31I even have one of the producers talking about how nobody can name the plot of Pretty Woman, but you had to have it.
- 25:37And remember, it involves Jason Alexander and some money that needs to be transferred.
- 25:41Oh, right.
- 25:41You don't remember any of that?
- 25:43No, you don't.
- 25:43You remember like, you know, Julia Roberts on.
- 25:46On the piano and like in the bathtub.
- 25:48Right?
- 25:49In the bathtub, right.
- 25:50And she was, she's.
- 25:51The more you watch the movie, she's.
- 25:53You see, like that's what a movie star looks like when they're ready to be a movie star.
- 25:57It's incredible movie.
- 25:58But anyway, so his meddling, you know, I'm sure in some cases it makes movies worse.
- 26:02In that case it made it better.
- 26:03But yeah, he's not liked in the 80s, especially in LA, in Hollywood, he's not playing the game.
- 26:09Mike Fagas, who directed Leaving Las Vegas and also directed Gere in the Terrible Mr.
- 26:15Jones, which was that really seized from.
- 26:18It's a whole Hollywood history there, that film.
- 26:19But the great Internal affairs, which was Gere's kind of comeback film that was shot in 89 and comes out in early 90 so there's like an eight year fallow period of Gere making bad movies but focused on political
- 26:34action.
- 26:34The Dalai Lama starting the Tibet center in New York, even showing up at the unveiling of the AIDS quilt in New York in 87.
- 26:42That's big.
- 26:43Yeah.
- 26:43Yes.
- 26:44So he's always been really on doing good politically and at least trying to, depending on what your beliefs are.
- 26:50And so the.
- 26:52Why does it transfer to gear?
- 26:55If you look at his downtime in his career and exactly where he was and his proximity, because he really lives in New York to Philadelphia and then something that appears in National Lampoon magazine, that's a sort of very
- 27:12random mention of Gere and gerbils together is a kind of leading theory, at least at this point in the podcast, of how it starts.
- 27:20And even though most people, a lot of people, if you went out here and you asked them, they would say, oh, Sylvester Stallone started it.
- 27:26Sylvester Shalon.
- 27:27So he gets roped into this too then.
- 27:29Isn't it funny that all of their books are coming out at the same time?
- 27:32Michael Douglas and Stallone, these guys all ran together.
- 27:35So they.
- 27:35Are they all friends in life?
- 27:37Yes, they were all running around together.
- 27:39Except.
- 27:40And this is what Mike Vegas talks.
- 27:42Talks about.
- 27:42Like, Gere wasn't going to Vegas and partying with these guys.
- 27:46Oh, he was not a partier.
- 27:47No, actually, no.
- 27:49I mean to say.
- 27:50No, he was in Studio 54 in the 70s.
- 27:53He did whatever he did, but he wasn't part of that scene in la.
- 27:57Okay, okay.
- 27:58So he stuck to New York.
- 27:59He did his New York thing.
- 28:00Interesting.
- 28:01Okay, so the article kind of bridges.
- 28:03That gap between the gerbil and timing is very interesting.
- 28:06That's interesting.
- 28:07Right at the end of the 80s.
- 28:08And there's also another guy who's kind of like us, who I interview, who since passed away.
- 28:12His name is Peter Goddard and he was a great music writer and film critic for the Toronto Star.
- 28:18And he was one of the first calls I made because he had an article I'm going to spoil.
- 28:23I don't want to spoil it.
- 28:24I'm just going to say he wrote something very early about mentioning gear and gerbils.
- 28:28That was.
- 28:29That set a certain timeline for it.
- 28:32That was fascinating.
- 28:33And I interviewed him before he died.
- 28:34Thank God.
- 28:35Oh, good.
- 28:36So you have it like it's part of the podcast.
- 28:38Okay, so have you reached out to Gere or his people, his camp?
- 28:42What is that?
- 28:44You know, I was.
- 28:45There's a great podcast called Dead Eyes in which Conor Ratliff, he is basically fired before he can even film a scene from Band of Brothers.
- 28:54And supposedly Tom Hanks was the one who fired him and said, I can't have this guy on the show.
- 28:59He has dead eyes.
- 29:00And so Connor does 30 episodes of a podcast trying to figure out how this ruined his life and what acting is all about and the town and everything.
- 29:08And eventually his goal is to get Tom Hanks to talk about it.
- 29:13And the way he does it, he tries to do it, is he just creates a welcoming environment for, you know, where Tom Hanks can feel he can come safely and talk about it if he wants to.
- 29:25And I did interview Connor, like, okay, how am I going to land Richard Gere for this?
- 29:30That would be the case.
- 29:31Just like you.
- 29:31You would know who to call.
- 29:32You figured, but would he do it?
- 29:34Right?
- 29:35And probably not.
- 29:36But how, if you want to.
- 29:38And it's not jump out at a red carpet, because I try, you know, figure out where he's going to be, where's the premiere?
- 29:45It's like, it's not what the podcast is about.
- 29:47I'm only gonna interview him if he wants to talk about it in a serious way.
- 29:52I don't need him going, leave me alone, kid.
- 29:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 29:56What was your experience like with him on the carpet?
- 29:58Cause you said you interviewed.
- 29:59I had one thing.
- 30:00I saw him at a food festival in East Ham or Bridgehampton or East.
- 30:04Wherever.
- 30:04It was somewhere in Long island once.
- 30:06And I was writing my book about the Food Network, and he was just there, and I was like, well, I'll get a quote from Richard Gere.
- 30:11Right.
- 30:12And I just literally wanted to ask him, what are you doing here?
- 30:14Or like, how's the salmon?
- 30:16You know?
- 30:17And as soon as I had gotten into it, Mr.
- 30:18Gear.
- 30:19And then somebody steps forward.
- 30:20Mr.
- 30:21Gear is not answering.
- 30:22It's like, can we just talk about the salmon?
- 30:24Like, yeah, it's really not that hard.
- 30:26And then another one was the film where he plays a homeless guy, and it's at the.
- 30:30At a film festival out there.
- 30:32And I look at the article, and I don't remember if I asked him the question or not, but I was close enough to him that he answers it and I quote him.
- 30:40But it was the same thing.
- 30:41It was very limited.
- 30:43He's always.
- 30:43It's just.
- 30:44You can't really get a clear shot at him.
- 30:46Yeah, he has a lot of people around him.
- 30:48Right.
- 30:48Like, it's just.
- 30:49It's almost like a protection.
- 30:50Like.
- 30:51Yeah, because it's always like, you're, you know, I know you're a dick.
- 30:54He's saying to you, yeah, I know you're gonna do so.
- 30:57And by the way, what question would he not.
- 31:00Why would he need such protection?
- 31:02Yeah.
- 31:02Like what?
- 31:03What possible question could he not want to hear again?
- 31:06Right.
- 31:06Did you stick a gerbil up your ass?
- 31:07Yes.
- 31:08Yeah.
- 31:08And what I know is, every time from my own experiment, if you just say Richard Gere, the first thing, one of the first things.
- 31:15Pretty Woman, you think about things, but you also think about gerbil.
- 31:18Yeah, gerbil.
- 31:18His kid.
- 31:19I know his kid, Homer has heard, you know, is asked about it.
- 31:22So this is a curse upon his entire family, and it probably will be for many generations.
- 31:27So I feel for him.
- 31:28I do.
- 31:29Do you think in some ways he.
- 31:31Not that he enjoys it, but he doesn't mind the attention, the attention that it brings.
- 31:35No.
- 31:36You don't.
- 31:36You don't.
- 31:37I don't think at all, no.
- 31:38Because it does keep his name, you know, people still talk about him.
- 31:40You could argue that it has given him a certain immortality, Right?
- 31:44You know, and he's still a movie star, right?
- 31:46So maybe, you know, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
- 31:49That's what they say in Hollywood, don't they?
- 31:51You know?
- 31:52Okay, so I wanted to go through some other famous rumors, and you tell me what you think or what you've uncovered.
- 31:58Okay.
- 31:59First one is, I.
- 32:01I'm sure you.
- 32:02I mean, the subject could be interchangeable because I've heard different variations, different singer,.
- 32:07But gonna say Rod Stewart.
- 32:09Yes, I was.
- 32:09Good.
- 32:09But I've heard Jordan Knight.
- 32:11See.
- 32:11Okay, so for.
- 32:12I don't even know who Jordan Knight is.
- 32:14He's the New Kids on the Block, one of the singers.
- 32:15So he's younger, right?
- 32:17He's younger.
- 32:18But tell everybody what that rumor is.
- 32:19The stomach pump.
- 32:20Well, the rumor is.
- 32:22I'm.
- 32:22Okay, I'm gonna make you do it, Alan.
- 32:25The rumor is that Rod.
- 32:27Because we all heard this at the same time, right?
- 32:29Rod Stewart was admitted to the hospital because he had so much semen in his stomach from sucking off sailors that he had to have his stomach pumped.
- 32:38Okay.
- 32:39That's it?
- 32:39Yeah.
- 32:40You want me to tell you what I know about it?
- 32:41Yes.
- 32:41What do you know about it?
- 32:42Here's what's the most interesting thing about it, is Rod Stewart has answered this.
- 32:46Rod Stewart writes in his memoir about exactly who started the rumor, why they started it, and a complete and absolute denial of it.
- 32:55Now, it hasn't stopped people from repeating it, and it comes up all the time.
- 33:00So maybe there is no inoculating yourself by commenting on it directly.
- 33:04What else can you do?
- 33:05And what Rod has said.
- 33:07And I actually interviewed Kenny Jones, who was a drummer, who was with the who at one point, but worked with Rod Stewart early in his career.
- 33:14There was a publicist who got fired because Rod says he was having sex in the same room as Rod's sleeping toddler or something.
- 33:25And in revenge for firing him, he supposedly sends out a fax.
- 33:32If anybody remembers what fax machines are saying that Rod Stewart.
- 33:36That this happened and that that's.
- 33:37And then.
- 33:38And so Rod Stewart explains it.
- 33:39This guy is dead now, that publicist.
- 33:42And he says, I didn't do it.
- 33:44And by the way, then you also, you can look at it journalistically, like how much semen.
- 33:50If each man produces, let's say a tablespoon, how many?
- 33:54You'd have to.
- 33:55And your stomach would probably digest it faster.
- 33:58And then you have to think about, well, okay, what is it?
- 34:00How does it work?
- 34:01Is he sucking them or somebody else doing most of the sucking and they're just finishing.
- 34:05Finishing with him.
- 34:06Like, how do.
- 34:08Also, you look up and I did this.
- 34:09I did all this.
- 34:10I looked up stomach pumping, right?
- 34:12Okay.
- 34:12You don't stomach pump from having a full stomach.
- 34:15You stomp.
- 34:16And it's very, very rare and dangerous.
- 34:18It's something that people love.
- 34:19He had a stomach pump.
- 34:20Yeah, right, right.
- 34:22You have your stomach pumped if somehow they find you within a few minutes of you having ingested poison or something.
- 34:29And even then, that might not be the best solution.
- 34:32Right?
- 34:33So you're not pumping anyone's stomach from semen over consumption.
- 34:38Okay, so that's.
- 34:39I mean, just by also good to know.
- 34:41Yeah, good to know.
- 34:42Just a little fact to know.
- 34:43I mean, for those who want to know out there.
- 34:45Well, and then I guess the virus, as you were saying before, kind of mutates and then jumps to Jordan Knight.
- 34:50Right?
- 34:51Because what does it also say, right?
- 34:52These are all about sex.
- 34:54And they're also a little bit about gender and sexual orientation.
- 34:59Because Rod Stewart is straight, just like Richard Gere is straight.
- 35:03But if you look at, you know, his Persona, especially in the 70s, like in 80s, do you think I'm sexy?
- 35:10And he's like slithering around, like, shirtless, kind of hairless.
- 35:14Yeah, he looks, you know, you could see somebody going, oh, that guy, you know, he says he's straight, but no, you know, so it's a way of saying there's something weird about him or something gay about him.
- 35:27So that's where it's coming From.
- 35:29Okay, now also, I was saying that because this.
- 35:32Whoever this person is from New Kids on the Block that you're saying.
- 35:34And by the way, this isn't the only person associated with it.
- 35:36Again, it's like, I'll bet there's some question of, like, you know, who does he like going down on?
- 35:43Let's jump to Marilyn Manson for a second.
- 35:45Again, please tell everyone that rumor.
- 35:47I mean, it all has to do with sass.
- 35:49Does anybody who's watching this.
- 35:50Is anyone still watching?
- 35:52No.
- 35:52Do they not know their Marilyn Manson rumor?
- 35:54Because obviously that one is.
- 35:57And this also is other people associated.
- 35:59Okay, so it's not just him, but.
- 36:01Originally him is the first version.
- 36:02I heard he had a rib removed.
- 36:06Huh.
- 36:07So he could autofilate, you know, bend over and suck his own penis.
- 36:11I mean, right?
- 36:12Like a dog.
- 36:13Sure, sure.
- 36:14Why Marilyn Manson?
- 36:15Well, obviously androgynous Marilyn.
- 36:18But he's a boy like Manson.
- 36:21That's weird.
- 36:22It's as simple as that.
- 36:23In the brain.
- 36:24Ah.
- 36:24So they're trying to put him in some sort of.
- 36:26Right.
- 36:27He must be a pervert.
- 36:28Yeah, yeah.
- 36:29That's like the thinking behind it.
- 36:30And it's also also think about even more specifically if you think deeply.
- 36:35So Marilyn's a female name, and Marilyn's also a name associated with one of the most famous movie stars who died young.
- 36:41Manson is a murderer's name.
- 36:43So Marilyn Manson, a female name and a male name.
- 36:49So what would such a creature do?
- 36:51They would suck their own genitals because they're both.
- 36:56So this.
- 36:57I think this is like these weird associations in the brain is like it's trying to, like, struggle with Marilyn Manson.
- 37:05Yeah, weird.
- 37:06And then they see the visual and they're like, yeah.
- 37:08What is that?
- 37:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 37:10You know, it's fascinating.
- 37:11It really is psychology.
- 37:12I mean, basically, you know, if you get down to the bottom of it,.
- 37:16This is what we're doing.
- 37:16Yeah, I was going to have the.
- 37:18I didn't use this, but I was going to say, you know, the.
- 37:20The tagline was like, gerbil, colon, going deep.
- 37:25Oh, my God.
- 37:26That's a tagline there.
- 37:28There's the colon part.
- 37:29Yeah, I mean, the colon.
- 37:30I mean, that.
- 37:30That's another thing.
- 37:31I mean, if you think about.
- 37:32I don't.
- 37:33There's just a lot of biology there.
- 37:34A lot of biology.
- 37:35So I didn't know if you've heard of this rumor, because I hadn't heard this one.
- 37:39But this one has to do with Clara Bow.
- 37:41Do you know Clara Bow?
- 37:42Clara Bow is an old 1920s movie star.
- 37:44Yeah, movie star.
- 37:45There was a rumor apparently that she slept with the entire USC football team.
- 37:51Right.
- 37:51Had you heard that one before?
- 37:52Well, no, but.
- 37:53Okay, but yes, I have.
- 37:54And it's.
- 37:55It's.
- 37:55But again, here, they're all sexual.
- 37:57Right, but what is that?
- 37:58Okay, so Clara Bow is a attractive woman in an era, the way before women's liberation or wherever we want to call it, awakening and the idea of equality.
- 38:13And yet a movie star, one who's paid well, so she is crossing over into male territory as a culture at that time.
- 38:23That is a weird figure.
- 38:25And also, movies are young.
- 38:27They're just starting.
- 38:28We don't even understand what a movie star is, so.
- 38:31And also, these are people who come into our houses and our minds on the screen, which, again, remember, movies were.
- 38:39Are only really about 100 years old.
- 38:41And talkies are used just about that time now, isn't it?
- 38:44Yeah.
- 38:44So she has to be castigated, you know, in the sort of collective unconscious.
- 38:50There's something wrong with her.
- 38:52And she's showing her body on this now.
- 38:55She's.
- 38:55I'm sure she was not showing much of her body in that era, but she was still like.
- 38:59Like moving.
- 39:02You probably could see her ankles.
- 39:04And she was attractive.
- 39:06So we weren't used to this as a culture.
- 39:09You and I aren't that old.
- 39:10But in the 20s, America's not used to this.
- 39:12The world isn't.
- 39:13There's a woman on screen who we can stare at and she's not going to know, and she's moving, so she's an object that's almost pornography in that era.
- 39:24So, of course, let's brand her as something we can understand.
- 39:29Right.
- 39:30She's the kind of woman who would do this.
- 39:33And then the person who's, you know, can feel better about themself, who's spreading the rumor.
- 39:38Only a monster would take on that role that she has.
- 39:42So who do you think started that rumor?
- 39:44Well, see, no, that's the question.
- 39:46This.
- 39:46Who.
- 39:48Right.
- 39:48Who starts any of them?
- 39:49Who starts any of them?
- 39:50No, I actually think Rod Stewart's wrong, to be honest with you, about who starts his rumor.
- 39:54He could be right.
- 39:55Who does he say he started?
- 39:56His publicist, who he fired?
- 39:58The ones fired.
- 39:59Okay, but this question of, did Sylvester Stallone start the gerbil rumor?
- 40:03Who starts it?
- 40:04I don't know that it has to have a person starting it.
- 40:09I think certain things hit the brain a certain way and they spur an idea.
- 40:15And it is the game of telephone.
- 40:17Right.
- 40:17So it could literally be I saw Clara Bow leaving the Culver Hotel to make an old reference.
- 40:25Yes, right.
- 40:27With a guy who.
- 40:28A cameraman on the movie.
- 40:30Okay.
- 40:31Oh, she's.
- 40:32You know.
- 40:32So that person tells.
- 40:33You know, they tell one friend, then that friend tells two friends.
- 40:37And then somebody says, oh, I heard she was with.
- 40:39She must have been with the camera or a joke.
- 40:41Or maybe it was the cameraman and the sound guy.
- 40:44Okay.
- 40:45And it passes on and everybody adds something.
- 40:47And the more.
- 40:48And then each one has their.
- 40:49And so four people know and then they're spreading and each one may add a different.
- 40:53Different aspect.
- 40:54Or just one person adds something or they hear something wrong.
- 40:56Well, I heard it was a gang bang.
- 40:58Right.
- 40:59Well, which story's more interesting?
- 41:02She fucked one guy in the Culver Hotel, who may even be her husband or I don't know what.
- 41:07Or she had a gang bang with the US and also football, pretty young sport.
- 41:12Then usc, right?
- 41:14Their football teams, a lot of early success.
- 41:16So they're in the news.
- 41:17So they're in people's minds.
- 41:19Oh, look, there's these pictures of these young, healthy guys running around.
- 41:22So I think this is what happens.
- 41:24The collective unconscious takes this in and then so a receptivity is given.
- 41:30There's a curiosity in the mass brain.
- 41:34We know there's young guys who play football and they hit each other and they slap each other on the ass and they hand each other a ball that looks like a seed.
- 41:43I mean, there's a whole.
- 41:45Is football a homoerotic exercise?
- 41:47There's a lot of academic papers on this question.
- 41:50So there's the sexuality around football.
- 41:53Contact.
- 41:54It's not baseball, it's a contact sport.
- 41:57And they're piling on each other.
- 41:58Piling on.
- 41:59Tackling.
- 42:00Yeah, tackling.
- 42:01Laying on top of each other, groups tackling.
- 42:04So now you have one person saying, I saw Clara Bow fuck the cinematographer.
- 42:09They didn't even call it that then probably.
- 42:12And then.
- 42:12And somebody says, well, and then somebody spreads it.
- 42:15And it's like she had sex with three.
- 42:16And then it's like, oh, but maybe that us.
- 42:18And this is how I think.
- 42:20And then enough people repeat a version of it, and then the superior version, like a virus, like the Omicron variant of Clara Bow virus is the one that escapes the lab or the few people talking about it.
- 42:33And then that one runs.
- 42:35And then somebody adds something else to it because somebody says, well, I.
- 42:38Clara Bo.
- 42:39I don't know.
- 42:39But she would deny it because she would say she was in Iowa, but no.
- 42:43And it would adapt and it will Evolve.
- 42:45And this is.
- 42:46The viral rumors behave exactly like viruses.
- 42:50They all follow the same kind of.
- 42:52Trajectory in a way, and they evolve.
- 42:54And in this case, it's almost always about sex.
- 42:56And the question of, like, is somebody normal?
- 42:59Ah.
- 43:00Because they don't know where to place these people.
- 43:01They don't know where to place them.
- 43:02They're like, where are these?
- 43:03Okay, what about this one?
- 43:04What about the Janet Jackson rumor that she had a baby at, I believe, at the age of 18 with one of the DeBarge brothers, like her first husband?
- 43:12Have you heard that one?
- 43:13I never heard that.
- 43:14Okay, there's that one that's gone on that she had a secret baby that I don't know.
- 43:18I.
- 43:19But you can feel, can't you just feel in your body the logic of it?
- 43:22Yeah.
- 43:22Right.
- 43:23You can.
- 43:23Yeah.
- 43:24It's.
- 43:24You know, this is.
- 43:25Stephen Colbert talked about truthiness.
- 43:27That sounds.
- 43:29There's a logic.
- 43:30No, I don't.
- 43:30It probably isn't true, but it.
- 43:32You're.
- 43:33You're looking at somebody and you're like, what makes sense?
- 43:37What lie?
- 43:38And this is what we see in politics now, right?
- 43:40What lie makes sense and will have an impact?
- 43:44So that I can take down.
- 43:45And this is part of the agenda of the podcast, so I can take down my political opponent.
- 43:49We see it happening right now in Texas.
- 43:51Right.
- 43:52They're trying to make you think that James Talarico is a little light in his loafers.
- 43:57And they, oh, let's make a little reference here.
- 43:59And then it goes, oh, well, he is kind of thin, Right.
- 44:03Don't gay guys like to keep themselves in shape?
- 44:06And he's so religious.
- 44:07Haven't we seen religious guys lying about.
- 44:10There's news today about a dead senator.
- 44:12Supposedly there's gay prostitutes who are now coming out and saying that he hired them.
- 44:16This happened while you were taping a previous episode.
- 44:18Oh, my goodness.
- 44:19Oh, is this literally breaking news?
- 44:21Okay, so what senator was Lindsey Graham.
- 44:24Oh, I don't know if this is true, but this is what's spreading now.
- 44:28Okay.
- 44:28Okay.
- 44:28So this is.
- 44:29And there's guys saying I'm the guy he hired.
- 44:32But I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying whether that's true or not or anything.
- 44:36What I'm saying is the idea that we know there's senators who.
- 44:40The one who.
- 44:41I mean, there's many, many stories.
- 44:42Yeah.
- 44:43So if they're just going to try to win an election by saying something that seems like it could be true and that changes enough votes, I don't want to, you know, there's still enough homophobia around, and it could
- 44:55work.
- 44:55It could work.
- 44:56You know that.
- 44:56With Lindsey Graham, though, do you think that there's, like, a modicum of truth in there?
- 45:01Do you think that there's.
- 45:02Don't you.
- 45:03I mean, there could be.
- 45:04There could be.
- 45:04There absolutely could be, I guess, you know.
- 45:07Sure, sure, sure.
- 45:08I mean, there.
- 45:08You know, when I.
- 45:09When I worked at the New York Times for a while, and there was an old thing there.
- 45:12It's like, we don't go into the bedrooms.
- 45:14We don't let people do what they're gonna do.
- 45:16I kind of wish we were there again.
- 45:19Not that, you know, if people wanna talk about it, go ahead, but, like, should we.
- 45:24Should journalists be snooping there and implying things?
- 45:27Probably not.
- 45:28But how do you also put the genie back in the bottle at this point?
- 45:30It's all over everywhere.
- 45:31You know, how would you go back?
- 45:34What is the way to go back to that?
- 45:36Well, you know, it's decency.
- 45:38Have we lost it, though?
- 45:40Things travel in cycles.
- 45:41I have hope.
- 45:42Okay, so you think it could come back?
- 45:44What we're doing now is not working right.
- 45:47We're all running around.
- 45:48We don't know what's true.
- 45:50It's going to accelerate.
- 45:51It's accelerating now.
- 45:52With AI, we can't tell what's real and what isn't.
- 45:54We don't really know where this is all going.
- 45:57We know that we're pretty close to a time when we can't trust what we see or hear at all, even in real life.
- 46:05There are screens that they could put on the street here that would look like we were seeing a crime, and we wouldn't be able to tell if it was just a 3D thing or real, literally.
- 46:15So then you say something has to change in the.
- 46:18In the human heart is old and has been doing the same thing for a long time.
- 46:21But we're still young as a species and a civilization.
- 46:24So maybe the only solution becomes just be nice to everybody because you don't know what's real and just.
- 46:30Let's just, like, one at a time, be kind.
- 46:33I don't know.
- 46:34I know there's a little.
- 46:35Because what's worked, what we're doing isn't working.
- 46:38Yeah, but how does that change you as a journalist?
- 46:41Like, is that making you do your job different?
- 46:44Well, I'll tell you this.
- 46:44Like, I.
- 46:46This is.
- 46:46I'm calling this podcast based on my masterpiece.
- 46:48I was not ready to do this younger.
- 46:50And I would.
- 46:51I remember when I would interview, for instance, even whatever, 13, 14, years ago, I was interviewing a lot of food celebrities, like chefs and everything.
- 46:59Yeah, I did a book on the food history of the Food Network.
- 47:02So everybody from Bourdain to, you know, canceled people, but Batali, and then also, you know, people are still around.
- 47:09Flay and.
- 47:10And Giada and all of them.
- 47:12And I had this.
- 47:14My own sort of weakness or hunger for recognition.
- 47:19I remember talking.
- 47:20I wanted something from them.
- 47:22I was hungry for whatever to be around them.
- 47:24And even though I'd interviewed many, many famous people and I'd been on TV myself and various things, there's this almost desperate energy to be accepted into this world.
- 47:34As if any of them were any happier than the rest of us, which we know they're not.
- 47:39And perhaps even more.
- 47:41It's nice to be rich, it's nice to have power, but past a certain limit, we can see this boulevard is littered with bodies, right?
- 47:49So I think for me as a journalist, my own ability to kind of really treat even Richard Gere, to think, this isn't just a figure, this is a person.
- 47:59They're all people.
- 48:00Rod Stewart's a person.
- 48:02And they started not famous.
- 48:05They didn't.
- 48:06They just tried, like, we all try to, like, express themselves and do the best they could, and, you know, it worked for them.
- 48:12And so I guess, yeah, I'm trying to, like.
- 48:15I've always tried to be fair and not make things up, which is rare.
- 48:20And I.
- 48:21That's how I've always acted.
- 48:22It's how I was taught in journalism school.
- 48:23So I guess what I'm saying is, like, it took me six years to do this podcast because I was like, let's really figure everything out.
- 48:32And in a way, that's.
- 48:32The story that I'm telling is about journalism.
- 48:36It's about.
- 48:37This is what we do.
- 48:38We go to extreme lanes to tell the truth.
- 48:43And there's so many little mistakes in the Djirbil story.
- 48:46You see misprints in old articles that lead to misunderstandings.
- 48:53Gere himself talks about how in all these articles about him, they always say, well, he was raised and he grew up on a farm.
- 48:59Not true.
- 49:01His grandfather had a farm.
- 49:02Okay, he did not grow up on a farm.
- 49:04But he said he grew up on a farm.
- 49:06No, he never said.
- 49:06He never said it.
- 49:07Oh, this is the reporting, all these articles.
- 49:10And he does say at one point, that's what annoys me.
- 49:13Now, a reporter was asking him.
- 49:15They always ask him.
- 49:16They try to get cute with him.
- 49:17Is there anything you ever see about yourself in the press that is not true?
- 49:21That really bothers you.
- 49:22As if he's gonna say durable thing, right?
- 49:25Which he said a few things over the years, but not many.
- 49:28And so what he says is, yeah, this thing about, I grew up on a farm.
- 49:31I didn't grow up on a farm.
- 49:33Right?
- 49:34And then.
- 49:35So he's right, that's annoying.
- 49:36I get annoyed.
- 49:37There's an article about him and Cindy that their marriage.
- 49:41Cindy Crawford, who he's married to in the early 90s, that their marriage was a sham and that they were both gay.
- 49:47There's an article around in a French gossip magazine.
- 49:49He and Cindy have to take out a full page or do take out a full page ad in a London newspaper, $30,000 at the time saying, we are not gay.
- 49:57We are not gay.
- 49:58That's what it costs them.
- 49:59I try really hard to not write articles that anyone's going to have to question my facts about, because I believe this is like, you know, this is my religion.
- 50:10Maybe telling.
- 50:11Getting into reality is our solution.
- 50:14Like, what are facts?
- 50:16What can we agree on?
- 50:17You know, I saw Sasha Baron Cohen getting interviewed about his new movie, and he's like, this is what I'm trying to do.
- 50:24Can we agree on what's real?
- 50:25And so I do think it's God's work right now.
- 50:29Let's get us into reality.
- 50:30Let's not even.
- 50:32These small little asides that I chronicle.
- 50:34Like, there's a thing in Tig Notaro and May Martin's podcast where they.
- 50:41It's a great podcast.
- 50:41It is great.
- 50:42But they joke about the gerbil thing.
- 50:44And Mae is like, I think it's real.
- 50:46I think it really happened.
- 50:47And then Tig is just making this little joke at the end that.
- 50:51In which she says, because her producer looks at Googles, it looks it up, and people are always tangents, like, AI does not tell you the truth about this rumor, by the way.
- 51:00Doesn't know.
- 51:01It doesn't know what I know.
- 51:02Oh, it will know.
- 51:03The podcast is done because it'll listen and it'll feed it back out.
- 51:07But right now, it doesn't know as much as I know.
- 51:09So Tig Notaro says, isn't that funny?
- 51:12You Google Richard Gere and it comes up with Richard Gere, gerbil rumor and pictures of gerbils or something like that.
- 51:19It's like.
- 51:20Like, no, that's not what happened.
- 51:21That's not what your producer searched.
- 51:23You know, it's like, don't do that.
- 51:25Don't do it, because that's going to.
- 51:26Then put that out there.
- 51:27And this is where I get like mad.
- 51:29Don't do that.
- 51:30Right, right.
- 51:31You know, I even trace this little tiny thing.
- 51:34There's these old columns, if you remember the news.
- 51:36There was the news of the weird and these little funny columns that were in newspapers syndicated in the 80s and 90s.
- 51:43And one of them said, oh, there was a.
- 51:46There was a real surgical report of a declawed hamster found and you know, shaved declawed found in an emergency room in some town.
- 51:57Okay.
- 51:58And reporting it as true.
- 51:59And so then all of these through like letters and like it took forever.
- 52:03They had to write them letters and there was like books published and they were questioning each other.
- 52:07All these guys who wrote these news.
- 52:08Of the weird pre Internet guys.
- 52:09Yes.
- 52:10And finally the guy.
- 52:12I recant it, but it took like two years.
- 52:14And if you look now it's still there in little references on Wikipedia that this.
- 52:19There was a.
- 52:20It was a surgical report in the journal of whatever surgical blah blah blah that said declawed shaved gerbil.
- 52:26And I went all this took like a month down the rabbit hole to figure it out.
- 52:31I'm like, I'm going this one thing.
- 52:33Wow.
- 52:34I'm going to figure it out.
- 52:36So to your point, do rumors ever die?
- 52:42If I find that he didn't do it and this doesn't kill it and he comes on and says I didn't do it, he does what I ask him to do and I've shown everything I can show and I've
- 52:53given an alternative case of why this rumor has spread and that doesn't kill it.
- 52:58Well, you're giving up.
- 52:59That's it.
- 52:59That's it.
- 53:00The end.
- 53:00The end.
- 53:01I don't know.
- 53:01No.
- 53:02Maybe you'll go on.
- 53:02Maybe there are other rumors to dispose.
- 53:04Is there another rumor you'd like to go down the rabbit hole like, like, like in this way.
- 53:07Is there anything else that's like, you know, you really need to get to the bottom of celebrity rumor wise?
- 53:13No, because I think I actually I talk about the Marilyn Manson one in the podcast.
- 53:17I talk about the Rod Stewart one.
- 53:18I talk about even the star who supposedly intersex.
- 53:21All the old word was used.
- 53:22It was hermaphrodite.
- 53:23Who would that be?
- 53:24Come on.
- 53:25No, I don't know this one.
- 53:26I really don't.
- 53:26100%, you know, 100%.
- 53:29I'm having perimenopause and I can't remember who is it?
- 53:31Who is.
- 53:33Who is.
- 53:33Would I know?
- 53:34Is this person still?
- 53:35You actually know this?
- 53:36There's no possible way you don't know.
- 53:37Wait, are they very popular right now or was this, like, back.
- 53:39They're a movie star who's been popular for, like, 50.
- 53:42Everyone watching this knows.
- 53:43How do I not know this?
- 53:44I feel like I'm always up on.
- 53:46I don't mean I don't want to like, like, you know, outwise you on your own podcast.
- 53:49Okay, tell me the age, the age of the person.
- 53:51They were famous.
- 53:52They became famous for a horror movie in the 70s and then won an Oscar recently.
- 53:58Horror movie in the 70s?
- 54:00Like a slasher film?
- 54:01Yes, like Friday the 13th one.
- 54:04Just like that.
- 54:05Nightmare on Elm Street.
- 54:06I'm not.
- 54:06That's it.
- 54:07That's the one.
- 54:08No, no, that's not the one I'm saying.
- 54:09Oh, that's not the one.
- 54:10Halloween.
- 54:12No comment.
- 54:13I.
- 54:13I don't see a response.
- 54:15Yeah, I'm taking.
- 54:15It's a no comment.
- 54:16Okay.
- 54:16Halloween.
- 54:17Who was on Halloween?
- 54:18God.
- 54:18Now I have to go through the whole Halloween.
- 54:20You so know this.
- 54:21It's, like, weird.
- 54:22So how.
- 54:24But my point is.
- 54:25Anyway, you know what's funny about that one?
- 54:28That is one.
- 54:28That's a specific Jamie Lee Curtis.
- 54:31She was in Halloween.
- 54:32Oh, that's the one.
- 54:34That's right.
- 54:34Now it's starting to ring a flash.
- 54:36Okay, okay.
- 54:37Is that still.
- 54:38That one never died either.
- 54:40That's true.
- 54:40That one never died.
- 54:41That one.
- 54:42It's still going, right?
- 54:44It's not.
- 54:45There's no.
- 54:45It's still going.
- 54:46But it's a different kind of rumor, as I've thought about that one.
- 54:48Okay.
- 54:49Of course, it's a question of.
- 54:51Of a person with short hair.
- 54:53It's like, so simple sometimes.
- 54:55Oh, she.
- 54:55Something's wrong with her.
- 54:57She's a woman with short hair.
- 54:58Short hair.
- 54:59And she plays action characters and she's a survivor in a heart.
- 55:03The brain arithmetic is fascinating.
- 55:05But also hermaphrodite.
- 55:08That's a word that comes from the Greek gods Hermes and Aphrodite.
- 55:12Oh.
- 55:12Were.
- 55:14They were married for a short time in the Greek mythology and they had a child named Hermaphroditus.
- 55:20Okay.
- 55:21Who was supposedly, you know, both sexes because they were so.
- 55:25And, you know, it's very curious how this stuff from the God.
- 55:29The Greek gods were also really, like, weird.
- 55:31Did weird sexual stuff.
- 55:33Multiple partners.
- 55:34Oh, right.
- 55:35Zeus.
- 55:35Yes, all of them.
- 55:37So, anyway, I'm going deep on Jamie Lee Curtis or on this rumor right now, but I'm not.
- 55:43I'm not saying anything other than it adheres to her for much the same reasons as all the rest of them, but it also is a different one because it's a very specific thing about somebody's body.
- 55:57And also, not for nothing, the chances of a.
- 56:01I'm just gonna leave it there, actually, I don't wanna say anymore.
- 56:04Okay.
- 56:04Okay.
- 56:04Well, is this something you might explore further?
- 56:06Any public setting, like a podcast?
- 56:08I might already be in a future episode.
- 56:11Oh, okay.
- 56:12Okay.
- 56:13So we can definitely watch.
- 56:14So how many more episodes?
- 56:15But it's important.
- 56:15You know, I just.
- 56:16Like, I said this about Richard Gere, and you can't have more respect for anybody than Jamie Lee Curtis.
- 56:22Like, what an amazing Hollywood star with a long career and fantastic roles and causes that she supports.
- 56:29And just an amazing person.
- 56:31And I don't want to say anything to, you know, impute her in any way.
- 56:38In a way, in this case, I think repeating the Richard Gere rumor is interesting because of the way I study it and the depth.
- 56:46But there was something about this rumor about this star that does feel very personal and attacking of somebody's literally below the belt in that one.
- 56:59I have a lot of.
- 57:00I'm still trying to sort through exactly how I'm gonna handle it.
- 57:03Okay, well, I'm excited to hear about that.
- 57:05How many more episodes of the podcast do we have left?
- 57:07Seven have dropped and there will be 12.
- 57:10So there's five men.
- 57:11Thank you.
- 57:11Yeah.
- 57:12It's so good.
- 57:12I've listened to the first three.
- 57:14I think it's just.
- 57:15You really go in there.
- 57:16I mean, you're like, deep.
- 57:18I really do go in there.
- 57:19You lived it, you ate it, you breathed it.
- 57:21You can tell.
- 57:21I mean, it's all the things.
- 57:23Do you have more compassion now for Richard Gere than you ever did before?
- 57:26Yeah.
- 57:27And more respect for him.
- 57:28You know, here's a funny thing.
- 57:30Having watched nearly every Richard Gere movie, I'm actually the one I haven't watched.
- 57:34He is a bit player, but important in his career is looking for Mr.
- 57:37Goodbar.
- 57:37I'm actually going to have a sort of friends and celebration of gerbil.
- 57:41We're going to show it in somebody's backyard.
- 57:42But his sort of bravery at playing gay roles and working with this imagery of himself early is really interesting and admirable.
- 57:52And watching American Gigolo, it's not a great film as far as a plot or anything else, but the images in it and the beauty of Lauren Hutton in it and his beauty in it.
- 58:04It's just so interesting how Hollywood's.
- 58:07They didn't polish everything with a thousand studies back then.
- 58:11It was just these people's lives.
- 58:13Like they can get A movie made, they have beautiful people in it, and there's an auteur at the center of it who wants to say something in that case, Paul Schrader, the director.
- 58:22And they all like these very creative people who are very beautiful also all get together and do this interesting project.
- 58:28And it's just like it makes you long for sort of things that aren't great necessarily, but that are great.
- 58:36Whereas now it's like if a movie's a stinker, you know that probably it is bad because too many people got involved with it.
- 58:43That's not always the case.
- 58:44There's other reasons.
- 58:45But also, I was going to say I learned a lot about him.
- 58:48I have to.
- 58:49I've spent so much time with him mentally.
- 58:51But there's a movie in 2024 that very few people saw.
- 58:54It was a remake, I think, of an Israeli film, and it's called Longing.
- 58:59And he plays a guy who had a son that he never knew about, and his ex girlfriend from way back when we had the kid with who never told him, comes to tell him the son dies.
- 59:10And then Richard Gere, his character, goes up and sort of has an experience like kind of getting to know the son who he never knew.
- 59:18And it's fascinating.
- 59:19And honestly, I think it's his best role ever.
- 59:21I think he should have been nominated for an Academy Award for it.
- 59:24Because where I've learned about Gere is in a lot of ways, he likes playing, especially early in his career, bad guys, prostitutes, hustlers.
- 59:32But he's really like what we're talking about, this kind of.
- 59:35Of like understated, reserved.
- 59:39That's more true, probably, to who he is.
- 59:41A guy who would prefer to sort of stay in his apartment reading spiritual literature or something and meditating, hanging with the Dalai Lama, all those things, you know.
- 59:52And you see him in this film, really almost this quiet part that really suits how old he is.
- 59:57And it's just a beautiful film and he does it beautifully.
- 1:00:00So, yeah, yeah.
- 1:00:02What would you want him to glean out of the podcast?
- 1:00:05Like, what would you want him if he was listening to it, what would you want him to take?
- 1:00:08Not all reporters are evil.
- 1:00:10Thank you.
- 1:00:11Thank you.
- 1:00:12That is very true.
- 1:00:13A lot of us are not evil.
- 1:00:15You know, I 100% agree.
- 1:00:17The next time someone says, everybody knows that, I'm going to need names, dates, and preferably a receipt.
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