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Ep. 109 Piss Prophets and Fecal Fortune Tellers · Privycast

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>> Speaker A: Welcome back to privy.
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Privy is a podcast about
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bathrooms recorded
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from my home bathroom. I'm your host,
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hunter Hoover, and I love bathrooms.
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Thank you guys for being here. Um, every time
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we do this, it's kind of like, you join me in the bathroom.
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Welcome. I, uh,
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used the bathroom moments ago, and I must
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confess, I kind of chickened
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out. I did go use my kids bathroom,
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so that way I didn't have to sit in the stink
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during the record.
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Um, so, yeah,
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that's pretty cool. Um, I also
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want to say it's spooky season. Now, I want
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to note here on
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privy, it's
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spooky. There is a p.
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It's spooky season, but, like, with
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turds and stuff. And
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as, uh,
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the world, I think,
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is too eager to get to the next
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celebration, I feel like
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we were dragging out Halloween decorations.
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There are people in these neighborhoods with Halloween
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decorations up in September. It's
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absolutely baffling to me. Like,
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imagine. Imagine this. Imagine
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it's September 15, and I roll out. You
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hear the scary howl at the intro
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there. The wolf man's coming to get
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you. Ah. And you check your watch, and.
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No, that's right. It's September
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15. Nobody's in the
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spooky season in September 15.
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It's just not the way that things were meant to
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be. The order of operations are we
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celebrate american independence, America. And
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then we do August, which is nothing. We don't
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do anything in August. The whole point of August is
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that we stare down the end of summer, and then we go
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back to school. We go, hooray, it's
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fall. We forget that October fest is
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in September, which is, again, the stupidest thing I've ever
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heard in my life. And then
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after fall
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is Halloween. That's spooky
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season. Now, there's these
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people that want to move
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spooky season up to
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what directly follows
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the end of summer, and it's just not how it
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goes. It's light out too late.
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There's not enough clouds.
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We're still recovering from the summer candy and
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soda sprees. And I got to tell
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you, we had some pretty good
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offerings this year for summer sodas.
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Uh, I'll be sampling many of them.
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But it's spooky season here
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on privy. And
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something that happens around
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the hallowed en is
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there is an uptick in the
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fiction that surrounds magic
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and things of the occult. Speaking of the
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occult, um,
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I had another run in with a
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mason, and it was funny,
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because, as I'm describing, this interaction
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with a fellow coworker,
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right out of the gate, the first thing
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that he says in response to hearing that is, oh, like
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the illuminati. Now, I will note,
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it was not prompted. It was not what I was fishing
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for. It is just where his brain
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went. And I think that says
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something. Sometimes when
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you think of spooky season,
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you might think of those spooky, glowing
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balls, uh, that
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witches and cartoons peer into
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and the weird, misty
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crap that swirls around. It's
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just smoke.
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It is just smoke. At the end of the day, it's
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just smoke. And now
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I understand that in the year
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2023 of our Lord,
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there are people who
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are very much, um,
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prone to believe heavily in horoscopes.
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Now, normally,
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I don't take stances.
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I have the mediums in which I take hard stances. And
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those people who know me, I'm a moderately opinionated
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guy. I've got opinions about a lot of
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stuff. I've primarily got opinions about
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stuff that many people never thought that a person
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should have an opinion about.
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One instance of this example is
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the Transylvania twist,
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hashtag justice for the twist. And there's
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many people who have reached out and said, hunter,
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this is stupid. And to that,
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I say,
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no, I'm not going to
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say that you're being dense,
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but
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there is fruitcake that
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is more spongy than you.
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Uh, but there's people
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that think that horoscopes, and
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every time I hear it, I think it's horror
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scopes. But it's horror. Is it
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horoscopes or horoscopes?
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I think it's horror scopes,
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but they think that horoscopes are real, and they
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think that they can cast
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a magic on me.
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Uh, and no,
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I think it's nonsense. But this
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week, we need to take a journey back
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to discuss the spooky world of
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divination as it relates to the bathroom.
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You, as with all good stories
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about studying things, do,
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especially when it comes to the bathroom, we need to go
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back to the
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1970s.
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In 1971, General
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Mills debuted what would become a cult,
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classic cult, and a fan
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favorite in the seasonal cereal market.
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The monster cereals hit shelves
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with Count chocolate and Frankenberry
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at the same time. They were the only
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chocolate and strawberry cereals in m the
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market. Kids went bananas
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for this stuff, and ironically, there's no
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monster cereal with banana flavoring
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yet. And, boy, did
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kids eat it. And
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what's fascinating is, like, as I
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noted, uh, Count
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chocolate and Frankenberry, they were the only
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cereals on the shelf
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that were providing the chocolate
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and strawberry palates
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there was not cocoa puffs or cocoa
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krispies. And if there was,
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then I don't know why people are saying that this is the only one
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offering it. But these monster
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cereals hit shelves, and kids just gobbled it up. They
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loved it. And as
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they gobbled it up, there began
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to be reports that something
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unexpected had begun to happen.
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Kids were reporting to have
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bright pink poops or red colored
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stool. Now, while this was technically
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harmless, the fear, if you
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do not know that this is going to happen, is that the
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red in the stool was
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blood. Ironic that
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Frankenberry was the culprit for blood
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and not count chocula because he's a
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vampir. Frankenberry. Well, uh,
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technically both cereals, but I think Frankenberry had a higher
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concentrate of this. Both contained
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red dyes two and three, one of which was later
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found to be linked to cancer causing agents, and
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both of which were discontinued in use
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in cereals and other food products after these
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incidents. It happened so
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often, like this phenomenon
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where kids would come in reporting, uh,
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I've got mystery, like, neon red
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turd, that it began to be
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called Frankenberry stool, which is
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awesome. The next time
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that I snosh down too many beets and I get the
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red dookies, I'm calling it Frankenberry
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stool. It's
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Frankenberry poop. Like, it's Frankenberry
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turds. But to get to the bottom of it,
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bottom, they had to study the stool
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that is the turds, to figure out what
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it was made of, what was going on, and
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why is it pink or red?
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The act of, uh, studying
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poop is called
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scatology. Much like
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most medicine. Much of it used to be thought of
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as magic or was related to the
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occult. There has been a
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tradition of people who decided they
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could diagnose someone's illness or tell
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their fortune by reading or studying their
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poop. When you
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submit a fecals test, you go into the doctor. The
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doctor like, all right, I'm going to need you
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to poop in this container.
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Remember, centuries before they
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looked at it for science, they read your
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poop as if it was magic. It's a wild
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world.
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Some, um. In this time period, this
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is long ago, in a galaxy very
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close to where we live,
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um, there was a claim
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that you could tell someone's future
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and fortune by looking at their poop.
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This is featured prominently in the
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documentary called welcome to planet
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sanity. And the idea is that this
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deed, it is called
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spatalamancy, because of
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the greek word for excrement, where the word
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derives
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these poop.
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Divinators, diviners, if you
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will, and I will.
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They read a lot about the poop.
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Where did it happen? Where did Dave
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take a dump? The odor. How did
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Dave smell while taking his dump?
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The consistency. What does Dave's
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dump feel like? And the
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contents. It looks like Dave
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had corn again.
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And to
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divine anything from someone's poop,
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if you are doing more than
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visual and maybe
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olfactory checks on this
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turd, I would say you're becoming too
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involved. This idea
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of scatomancy or
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divining someone's future and fortune
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based on their fecal matter
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arrived early on in ancient Egypt through
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the study of the dung beetle, who would roll the dung,
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thus allowing witch doctors and other
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magicians to read the poop
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as the beetle rolls it around to take a closer
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look. I like to think that the magicians in
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Exodus, in the Bible, um, that
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Moses is often showing down, having the
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showdown against. I like to think
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that these are the blokes that are just, like,
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really getting a good look at m the pharaoh's
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turds. Like, really just reading that stink. You know what
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I'm saying? I would love,
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number one. I would love if you
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are a psychic,
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we're not going to get into it, but if you are a
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psychic and you read people's poop, please reach
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out to me. Privycast@gmail.com but
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I would love if someone
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went into a psychic's office today. Oh, I got to go get my
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reading. And
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they walk you in and they talk to you a
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little bit and they just hand you, like, a
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glad tupperware container and some toilet paper
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and say, feel free to leave your deposit and I'll read
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your fortune. I
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guarantee you that there are going to be
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far less people going in for
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a reading. The occult is
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wild, similar to the
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strange practice of reading someone's
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turd to divine their future and their
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fortune. The act of Euromancy
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is divining someone's
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future and fortune from their golden
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stream, much like
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scooping up a big pile of steaming Dave,
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rooting around in it, and then letting Dave know that he's going
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to meet the girl of his dreams next week,
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get Twitter paid, and fall madly in love.
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And also that he should cut back on those pumpkin
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spice frosties, for goodness sakes. Again, if you
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haven't had the pumpkin spice frosty, you need to run,
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not walk, to Wendy's. Like, I can't stress
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it, but
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euromancy is similar,
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except, as you might guess, because I
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said it, it is observing the
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urine, much like
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poop pee,
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has been used for thousands of years
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to try to determine what is going on with
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someone's body. And it makes
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sense. If you're sick and
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your understanding of the human body
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is less than it is now,
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you would probably go, you know what? I
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don't feel good inside my tum tum.
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And I just flopped the just
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gnarliest stack. I'm going to go
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see if there's something different about this one
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in case there's a clue to be found.
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The men, and I guess women
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who are looking at the urine were called
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piss prophets for their ability,
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or alleged ability, to tell the
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future and read one's fortune based on the
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golden stream they had blasted. Nowadays,
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piss profits are going to tell you whether you've smoked
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marijuana before going to go to
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work or if you are consuming
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sports enhancing drugs before you throw
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the football. Very good.
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But in ancient Rome,
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here we are, men, thinking about
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Rome again. Am I right? Ladies would observe the
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bubbles. Ain't no ladies. Listen. Ladies, don't listen to this. I
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don't think they do. If you're a lady and you listen to this, shout at me,
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privycast. Um, but these
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piss prophets in ancient Rome would observe the
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bubbles of the urine to determine the
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fortunes based off of the
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bubbles left in the chamber pot. Old
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Emperor Dipthasius or whatever
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blasts just a massive stream of
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gold into the pot. And then
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he just finishes the deed,
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and then he passes that pot
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over the chamber pot, over to his piss
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prophet to check out the bubbles. Higgity boogity.
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He's got the whole doctor strange
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thing going on with this, and he's just holding a
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thing of urine. It's fresh, steamy,
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wet, and
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he's checking out them bubbles. He's really getting a good look at these
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bubbles. Larger bubbles, it would seem,
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based on, I don't know,
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what seemed to have been
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better. So, like, the bigger the bubbles, the better
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the pea. Um, but smaller
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bubbles, they said, often pointed
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to more impending
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death or bad luck.
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Today on privy. Hi, kids. Welcome.
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There's no kids here either. Today on
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privy, you need to know you want
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big bubbles in your urine. Big bubbles
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equals big luck.
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The next time you go to buy a lottery ticket,
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I want you to get yourself a bowl. And before
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you buy that ticket, I want you
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to just. No, don't do that.
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Um, just don't do that.
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It should be noted early forms of pregnancy
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tests, which we've already spoken about in our pregnancy test
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episode, go check that out, were also
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technically viewed as euromancy, we talked about all
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that stuff. See, the references to Dave's wife
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peeing on barley, stuffing an onion up her zone to find
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out what her baby will be. But
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euromancy or uroscopy, if
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you want to sound less spooky in spooky
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season, uh,
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was very, very concerned
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with a person's pee. As was
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noted, much of ancient medicine was
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tied to the occult in magic.
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Greek physician Hippocrates
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believed that urine was a byproduct
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of the four humors, which is totally
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fake, that had been filtered
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out later. Uh,
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Galen believed that it was
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a filtration of only one of those humors, the
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blood. He's the one who.
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Galen is the one who gives us
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the phrase diarrhea of the urine.
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Diarrhea of the urine is when a person
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has to urine too much.
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And I want you next time you're on a road trip
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without fail. Uh, when I'm on a
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road trip, the people in my vehicle
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have to pee more than I think
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they should have to pee. And I know that is so self
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involved, but sometimes I just
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cannot fathom how much someone
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has to pee. And
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I want you to hit the people in your life
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that pee frequently
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with the idea that they have
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diarrhea of the urine. An author of
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greek medical works, I'm going to totally butcher this
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greek name, Theophilus
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Protoprotos
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Patherius. Theophilus
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Protospatharius
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wrote a book or a treatise
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called on urines. And he is
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often this Theophilus, he was like
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a doctor, um, was
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often depicted as holding what
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was called a blue
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euromancy flask. But I want to note
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that this flask appears to be clear because
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you can see through at the top, and it is filled with
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blue urine. What's going
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on in Greece, y'all? What do they got going on in
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there? Why do they have this weird Star wars
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milk colored urine? Not a fan. Also,
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milk should not be blue.
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Uh, Disney. Uh, here's the
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thing.
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You built your theme parks in two of the
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hottest states in these beloved United
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States, and then you're
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like, you know what people want on a
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fresh 95 degree Florida
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180% humidity day? Just
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a glass of milk. No, actually, you
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know what? They don't want a
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glass of milk. They want a
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glass of strange, freaking mega
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mind brain colored milk. No,
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stupid. Like, just. It's stupid.
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That's not what we want. It's a bad
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move. It
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makes me mad. Milk's not blue.
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That's, ah, facts. But
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Theophilus wrote and came up
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with the idea of heating
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urine. And that it would cause the
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proteins, he called it the bits and
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other agents in the urine. To indicate
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differences based on what was going on in the
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body. This then would allow you to tell
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someone's future in his on
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urines. In this,
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it became one of the first works to
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transition from Euromancy, that is,
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studying urine as an act of magic in the
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occult. To uroscopy, studying
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urine for medical purposes. And this is
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where the hoogity boogity of Dr. Strange.
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Becomes the hoogity boogity of Dr.
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Oz. Or fill in the blank
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doctor. I love it when doctors
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oh, my gosh. So people that go
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to school for however many years you have to do to get a
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doctorate. When
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they promote their
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doctorness. It's weird.
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It's not that. It's not an accomplishment.
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And there is an appropriate time
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to be called a doctor in
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your setting of expertise is pretty much the
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only time. But if you are in
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the lay world. And you tell
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people you're a doctor. They
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think you can prescribe medication.
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That's what they think in their brain.
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In my perspective, that is what they think.
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In the twelveth century, even after
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Theophilus's time. We had people running around
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classifying urine like they are Pokemon.
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In fact, a french scholar in the eleven
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hundreds. Decided that there were 20
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types of urine. There's fire
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type, water type. No. Um, but
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what's weird
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is this began
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as the creepy way they used to view our
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waste. As having mystical and magical properties. But in the
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case of french scholar and Dr. Guillas
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de Corbiel, it
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inspired him to write poetry.
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Somehow we have come full circle. And we
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have arrived at what seems almost romantic
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poetry. But in
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the Frenchman, wee wee Mansour. Get it? Wee wee.
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I had to. This is two weeks in a row hitting you with a wee wee
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monsour. But I can't hear
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the word Frenchman and not say wee wee
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monsour. I can't. I'm not mature
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enough. But Giz Gil,
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Gilles, whatever his head is, wrote,
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uh, a poem about urine called.
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Now, he really
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workshopped this title. But it's
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called poem on urine. And it
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was 352 verses
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long. My dude was mad about P.
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He was a fanatic
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of the yellow stuff.
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In his poem on urine, we are
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told that we must analyze the sediment of
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the pea. Which is not something I think of when I
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ever look at pea. This is better than the
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most serious instances. Where they would have had.
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Have had to handle. No,
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you don't handle P. I'm going
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to say it. I'm going to say it right now.
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Quote handling
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pee is worse than
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quote handling poop. There's times
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where I'm in my backyard and I spy
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just the most
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crusted, hard dog turd.
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And the quickest path forward is to just grab it and
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throw it over the fence. Not in my neighbor. I throw it into the field
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behind my house. And you just got to bare
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palm it. It's fine. Like you're outside working.
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It's fine. Everybody has bare
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handed a dog turd in their life. That's facts.
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Shout at me. Bare hand in the dog turd. You
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know you have.
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Yeah. People are bare handing dog turds. That's all there
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is to it. But
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in the serious instances, they were told to handle the
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pee. No big no. And in some
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cases, taste it even greater.
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No. Like the biggest of
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no's.
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If your doctor, you go to the doctor
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and they tell you to pee in this cup,
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and my dude snags that cup and slings
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it back like some sort of energy drink.
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Walk out, just leave.
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Um, he's a dangerous fellow.
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He's one of those type of doctors. You know what I'm saying?
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But the poem that Guillz or
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that guy wrote also included
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drawings. And one of these drawings is
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called the urine wheel, and it was
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used to help identify what type of
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urine they had. Check out pictures of this in the privy
26:35
socials. This table
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included colors of urine from,
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quote, clear as well water, to,
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quote, as ruddy as gold,
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and, quote, black
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as a dark horn. Now,
26:52
again, what in the
26:55
world was going on in medieval times
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that people were peeing dark brown,
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black, green, and gray
27:04
urine, which are colors that are all featured
27:06
on Guillz's urine wheel. The
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piss prophet, urine wheel,
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King George the, I think, third, I don't know,
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was reported to have had purple urine.
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M no way. No way.
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Just no way. I'm not a
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doctor. I'm not a witch doctor,
27:28
spooky season, or a magician
27:31
or a piss prophet. I'm none of them,
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but I'm going to go ahead and say it. If you pee
27:38
purple, you're sick, dude. If
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your pee is purple,
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go to the doctor.
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And what's even more interesting about
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this wheel of urine is when
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they developed it, they were not
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working with the 64 pack of crayola
27:58
crayons with the crayola sharpener in the
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back. The coloring techniques that they
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use to get these intricate and very
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minute different colors are pretty
28:09
interesting. These urine
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wheels were something else, but
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in divining the disease from the color
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only gets you so far. As was
28:21
noted, sometimes
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they just had to taste it. And if
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you hear that and you
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think, you know, it's spooky season, this hasn't been terribly
28:33
spooky. Like, I guess they're, like, doing weird magic with
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the urine and poop. That's kind of weird. Um, that's more
28:39
weird than creepy. But if you think that the scariest thing
28:42
that you've heard today, the spookiest thing, if
28:45
you will, is that they were drinking pee in
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order to tell people's future,
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that's fair. But you might
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doubt that this happened. But also
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it might be tempting for you to doubt that this
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happened. In
29:03
1674, english
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physician Thomas Willis wrote
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that diabetics urine was,
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quote, wonderfully sweet,
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as if it had honey in it.
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Good God. He
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made, uh, up the term mellitus, an
29:22
experience in diabetes. And for some time where,
29:25
like, there is sweetness that
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comes from them. Uh, and for some time,
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this was called Willis disease.
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But these people were straight wild
29:37
with these wheels. These wheels were
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used for four to 500
29:42
years. We have circled all the
29:45
way back to Euromancy and
29:48
divining fortunes from p. This
29:51
is the period that many of the notions of the
29:54
pregnancy test came in. And while this was
29:56
legitimate future predicting. Are
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you going to produce a baby? Let's
30:02
tell your fortune. I would like to note that all
30:05
pregnancy tests are fortune tellers.
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That's facts. There was
30:13
also, at the time, a lot of quack job
30:15
teachings. They taught
30:19
and believed in the 16 and 17
30:22
hundreds that
30:25
the astrology. We're back to the horror
30:28
scopes are captured and
30:30
observed in your pee. I
30:33
just want the people that are like the horoscope
30:36
warriors to just be
30:39
walking around with, like, little pea cups and it's like,
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well, I could tell you your. Let me, let me
30:45
tell you. Are you a Pisces?
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Could you pee in here so I could find out?
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Stop.
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In other words, the smell, look and
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taste. For God's sake, quit tasting. The
30:59
pea carried
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astrology about you. Stop
31:04
it. And they thought
31:07
essentially doing this connected you to
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nature, the cycles of the moon, the
31:13
cycles of the stars, and
31:16
we're back to magic related
31:19
to your pee. It's fake and bad, but here we
31:22
are. The next time you
31:24
see a witch this spooky season, remember
31:28
that that cauldron or pot at one point in our very
31:30
good human history
31:33
may have contained p heated to tell the
31:36
future. Happy spooky season,
31:39
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