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Episode 45. Finding Purpose in Ear Licking & Hank Hill vs. Bender Rodriguez (Feat. Tre) · High n' Dry Podcast

• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: Testing, testing, testing.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: Very lovely.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_00: There's uh there's this new thing.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it's not it's not totally new, but there's asthma stuff on um but like on Twitch that they have this asthma thing, and it's people doing ear licking.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_04: I hate it.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: So they make ear licking sounds on Twitch, and it's like all these beautiful women um and they have these microphones that have like a cover that they lick, and so you just get to see these beautiful women licking and making these licking sounds in your ears.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: And they have like they have like thousands of subscriptions, which is like thousands of dollars, thousands times five a month.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: But then then the the people who are uh like into it are like saying it's therapeutic and it it uh it gets my meditation.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_01: This this seems really sexual.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_03: So my thing is right, but if it's if this is about the sound, then why you do you need the video?
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: Why is the the companion visuals hyper sexual?
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like why is she wearing elf ears?
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_03: Have an elf lick your ears.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like I counter that I counter the meditation point because when you meditate, your eyes are closed, you focus out.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_03: What's the point of the video?
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_00: They're just going for broad appeal.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: It's mostly non-sexual, but if there's people who want to be sexual, there you go.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's also sexual.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: So a bunch of people will show up for me to do earlicking, also, right?
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_00: Me?
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_01: This space, earlicking?
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean that's that's also a good point there.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like if you just need someone to lease a little bit, you know.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: Why does it have to be a beautiful woman with a fact?
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_03: The fact the ear is a erogenous zone makes it sexual already that you're doing licking on.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_03: Like yeah, yeah, it's sorry, it falls in the category of sexual.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_03: You can't say it's not sexual when it means it's clearly a sexual act.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: Also notoriously waxy in there.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: People who are doing ear licking like in person, congratulations on you on being able to stand that much wax on your tongue.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_03: You would do better saying you're a professional ear wax cleaner.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_00: Just using the tools of the trade.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, so welcome to the podcast.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, this is our uh the this is our philosophical debate is is it sexual?
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_01: They you haven't introduced the show.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_03: I usually forget the orders though, but I know that's wrong.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_03: Wait.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: That's okay.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_01: Well, then if you guys are ready, I'm ready.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: You ready?
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: All right, so for sure.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_01: All right, everyone, welcome to High and Dry Podcast, the only podcast where we do all of our own stunts.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_01: I'm your host, Ryan Barron North.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: With me as always, James Crosslin.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: James, what's going on?
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_00: We were talking about earlicking on Twitch right before this started, so I hoped you all enjoyed that.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there you go, everyone.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_00: If you're into that sort of thing, fucking enjoy.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_00: We're all right.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_00: Well, anyway.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_00: Hey everybody, how's it going?
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'm doing well.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks for asking, Ryan.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_00: I spent uh I spent all day building a practice project using some cool technologies.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_00: Hopefully, I get a uh a job at this company.
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_00: They're working with some really cool technologies um that I'd be happy to work with.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: Awesome.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: All right, well, um sweet deal.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_01: I your your tongue thing.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_02: I've totally just sorry I derailed everything.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, you do a conversation.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_05: My tongue derailes many conversations.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it was like it's a situation where I'm sitting here, I'm like, where am I this what am I doing?
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_02: This is your choice, man.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_03: That's high and dry after dark.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_01: Where we're just gonna we're just gonna do that at you as we watch our viewership plummet.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_01: All right, so anyway, joining us again.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_01: Welcome back to the show.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_01: Trey, what's going on?
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_01: How you doing?
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_03: Hello.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_03: Why y'all get your Hannibal Lecter on over there, Clarice?
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_03: What's up?
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_03: I'm here.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_03: Ready to get my high and well, dry, not high, but I am here for it.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_01: Ready to get nice and dry.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks for being here, Trey.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_01: It's so it's always so great to have you on.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we appreciate it.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_01: We had to move some things around this afternoon, but here we are.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: So, for those of you who are this is your first time listening or need a refresher, this is how high and dry works.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_01: We're a podcast.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: Welcome.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: We start every episode off with a philosophical quandary, a question, and that eventually devolves into a fist fight as those things often shake out.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: But what puts us apart, sets us apart, is that first we get a little drunk and then we get a little high.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_01: So, James, what are you smoking today?
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_00: So, today I am smoking the wonderful Vegas Knights, a strain that hasn't been seen since the 420 broadcast.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_00: Well, that sad well, what's it like?
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, it's really nice.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_00: It's got a karyophylline and limanine in it, which provides you some euphoria and citrusy taste with some uh peppery from the karyophylline, and and it's good for headaches and stuff.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_00: So I think it should be really nice.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_00: I always get a headache when I have to talk to y'all.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_03: So yeah, you know how that's good.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_03: It's not like you need a little ear-licking over Yeah, because it's so therapeutic.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't buy it.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_01: I don't buy it.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_01: I don't so um well, so uh Trey, what are you drinking today?
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_03: Well, today I have old Jamison couldn't assist me today, but I went back to Canada for old Crown Royale Canadian whiskey from the Queen.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_03: Which I really give a commercial like I did Jameson.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_01: I I was ready for you to the Aspen stuff.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_01: You remember that shit?
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_01: No, the what?
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_01: The Canadian whiskey, like it's like Aspen or something.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's uh yeah.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_03: I did it, I thought it was like I did it already, so I didn't go to it again.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_01: Nice, all right.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_01: Well, cool.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'll be joining you today.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_03: What did you find in the closet today?
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I I had some old number sevens, but it looks in like instead I'll be mixing Espalon tequila blanco with Pink Whitney vodka lemonade.
• 8:00
  unknown: Why?
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_01: Because my old number seven is somewhere else.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, I drunk there earlier.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I I had another bottle and I brought it here.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_01: I guess it's uh it's in the other room.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh well.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_01: So it looks like we the show must go on, and I will be mixing Espalon and Pink Whitney.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_01: So delicious.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_01: So speaking of, it's time to get into it.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_01: It's time to get a little drunk, it's time to get a little high.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_01: What's this first one too?
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_01: This first one, I don't fucking remember.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_01: What's this first one too?
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_01: This first one goes out to Timeless Sandworms Everywhere, Cher, Carl Urban, and Fred.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_00: You know, uh did we decide we were doing sandworms today?
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_00: Is this a sandworms day or no?
• 8:49
  SPEAKER_00: We'll decide later.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we'll figure out.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_00: We may have sandworms on the podcast today.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_00: We'll see.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_00: Cheers.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_00: Cheers, cheers.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_00: We didn't write it down when we came to our conclusion.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_00: Hooray! No, we did not.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_00: Totally slipped out of my mind.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_03: Wing it like every winging it.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, baby stuff.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_01: Well, eventually we'll turn this into a professional or an outfit.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_01: Um so that brings us into our second toast.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: This one is going out to our newest viewer, and that newest viewer, if I could get to him in time, is coming from really okay, all right.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_01: Looks like we're making it that way.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_01: So our newest viewer is coming from Dallas, Texas.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, that's too bad.
• 9:46
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and yeah, we had a we actually have a few.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_01: So we had Dallas, Texas, Edmund, Oklahoma, Joliet, Illinois.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so hey, here's to all you guys.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_04: Cheers.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_00: Cheers.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_00: And you know, uh a lot of crazy things have been happening lately, uh uh especially with the hurricanes on the south and east coasts.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_00: Um I hope everyone's doing okay.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_00: Hope all our listeners are doing okay.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_00: We're thinking about you.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_00: Cheers.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yep, yep.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_03: Traveled through Texas a couple of times.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_03: Never stay long, but I traveled through there.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_01: No, yeah, I did the Dallas and Fort Worth back and forth a little bit.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, not not stopping there, guy.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fair.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, new listeners like those motherfuckers.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_00: If someone's if someone's listening to this podcast and they're enjoying it, they probably don't like wherever they're from.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_00: They're probably not super happy wherever they are, and they probably want to go somewhere else.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_00: That's a good point.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_01: That's a good point.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_01: So that brings us into our third toast.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_01: This one is the guests' toast.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_01: Trey, what's it to?
• 11:02
  unknown: Hi.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_03: So, because I brought it up earlier that I always forget to have something ready whenever it comes to me as a guest.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_03: Like I like I'm a new guest, like I don't know how this goes.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_01: So you've been here before, man.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've been here before plenty of times, and I always forget, but James brought it up, and I was actually going to do a toast to people in the southeast for what they're going through, especially Louisiana.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_03: Um, cheers to you all.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_03: I hope you're doing well.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_03: Hope if you're not that it gets better.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, for sure.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know, everything gets handled.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_00: Good toast, Trey.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_00: Cheers.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_03: Actually, actually, this one positive.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_03: Look at that.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Cher, you know, I haven't been keeping up on the news super much, but uh Cher and I wanted to get kind of like updated.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_00: Wow, that was a big hit.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_00: Share and I wanted to get updated.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_00: It's still coming out of my mouth.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_00: Share and I wanted to get updated on like what was happening.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_00: The same like I I used to live in Nassau County in New York on Long Island, and uh and that shit's that shit's is flooded.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_00: Like the subways are entirely flooded, the whole city is flooded, and it's like sewage coming up.
• 12:23
  SPEAKER_00: Uh most of the water is like sewage water that's that's been forced up from the sewers.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and like people people are going through a real hard time.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I actually got uh family because I'm from the South East, so I got famine in Alabama.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_03: I actually had um had my family in Louisiana who are going to school, but they they went to Jackson before it all happened, so they got out of it, and then um, so yeah, and it's crazy because you know we live on the west coast.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we don't get news of like I went from living on the southeast to where you know it's new hurricane news, blah blah blah.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_03: Then you get to over here, don't get rain, they don't give a shit.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, rain?
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_03: Never heard of it.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_03: And so I'm seeing on social media people, you know, back home, it's like, oh man, this you know, blah blah blah.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, what happened?
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_03: It's like we got hit by a hurricane.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_03: When the fuck did a hurricane happen?
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I you know, no news whatsoever.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_03: And I call my folks, and my folks are like, Yeah, it rained a lot, yeah.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_03: Like it rained, you know, yeah, chilling, you know, we're over just watching TV and stuff.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, so y'all weren't gonna call me.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_03: Y'all weren't gonna say nothing.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_03: My brother, my uh my brothers are in Mississippi, like, yeah, we got out before you know it happened, it's flooded.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_03: You know, can't go back to school yet.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_03: So I don't know.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, Yo, what the fuck?
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_00: And it's and it's crazy because it wasn't just where the hurricane hit where this kind of thing happened, it like traveled up the entire country in Jersey.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_00: New Jersey got tornadoes.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_03: There were tornadoes in New Jersey that fucking tore houses down, like it's bananas, bananas over there in West Coast, like, oh, it's sunny.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, whatever.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, we're trained for our tidal wave.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so that's all very heartening.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so eventually here in Vegas, we're gonna have the tidal wave.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_03: It takes California off the map.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, no, it's gonna wipe out Florida and work its way to Vegas.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_01: All right, well, yeah.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_01: So because you know, that's the world we live in now.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_00: Just so you know, we all got you in our hearts and minds right now.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_00: It's real tough for y'all.
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_00: We're just trying to have, you know, trying to make some light, have a little, have a little brightness brightness in the darkness.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so yeah.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_01: So thanks for joining us.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_01: Um, you know, everyone listening, thanks for listening.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_01: Let's just relax for a little bit.
• 14:55
  SPEAKER_01: Let's talk about some philosophy.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_01: Hopefully, you're not driving.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_01: If you are, pull over, have a couple shots.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_01: Smoke a joint.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_01: Smoke a joint.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_03: Then get back on the road.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_01: You got work to be hit.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_03: You got things to do.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_01: This is uh fucking Monday morning.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_03: Don't drink and drive.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_03: Don't smoke and drive.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_03: Don't listen to me.
• 15:18
  unknown: Don't do that.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_01: Well, so the question I have for you guys is pretty open-ended.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_01: Um, it's pretty um that there's a lot to be said about it, or you know, there's not a whole lot to be said about it.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_01: We'll see how it goes.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_01: So, question I have for you, very simple.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_01: What is your purpose in life?
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_01: Guess first.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, what and how and how do you think a person figures that out or discovers what their purpose is?
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_03: And that's very deep.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_03: That is actually is a philosophical question.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_03: Normally, yeah, normally it's like we're doing philosophical questions.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, yeah, yeah.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_03: But this was actually philosophical.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_03: So, purpose in life.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_03: It's crazy.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_03: I what is my purpose in life?
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_03: I honestly think, but to answer that question is to answer the second question, how people figure it out.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_03: And I think people's purpose in life goes through stages, like because your overarching purpose to think to think like you came in with one singular purpose would mean that you shouldn't have to figure it out.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_03: Like you come in the game and your mind just works well, like this is what it is.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_03: I've been uh set to do this one goal, but that's not how way life works for most people.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_03: Situations, true, environment, financial, all that factors into what you actually can get into, and what you actually make your purpose is.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_03: Some certain things that some people shouldn't be doing, actually they're able to do because they overtain the stuff.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_03: So as of right now, my purpose in life, my family, my make sure my family's fed, um, make sure there's a roof over our head, making sure, you know, uh setting up for my kids, next kids type thing or whatever.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_03: Um for that, my purpose was to get out of high school.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_03: My purpose was to get to college, my purpose was all that.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah, like we're really high on that.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_03: So I get it.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_00: So purpose is a thing you you feel the purpose is a thing that shifts as you go through your life.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's it's never singular.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_03: Like I feel like I feel like if you have one singular purpose, the moment you can complete it, then you should die.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_01: Not saying you should die, like you have no purpose then, just super fast then, because uh yeah, that answer makes sense.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_01: Um but if like so right now, this giant squid monster who created the universe is of course opening, like he's pulling your strings.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_01: What do you think your one purpose is?
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_01: And then you're going to die.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_00: Seems like a totally different question to me.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_00: To get away from a squid monster.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_00: It seems like a very different question.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_00: Like, what would you do if the squid monster was attacking?
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_00: Totally different philosophical questions.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_00: I'm speaking in terms of cosmic squid masters.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_03: It sounds like the suicide squad movies fucking starfish.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, to defeat him.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_00: What's your purpose?
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_00: Let other people defeat it and get the fuck out of here.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'm saying, in terms of you have a cosmic creator, obviously some form of calamari, um, and he has this preordained purpose for you.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_01: What have you determined it to be?
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_00: The squid determines it.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I you just told me that the squid determined it.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_05: Right, so it's not me.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_03: Like, then that goes after, like I said, then that means you have a predetermined purpose that you have no control over, so it doesn't matter.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_03: I that's a good point.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_03: But like there's multiple purposes in people's life.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_03: Your purpose has changed throughout your life, so there's never one singular purpose.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: Once you get done one purpose, you just think of something else.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: If you don't, then you kind of I feel like you'll get in the rut.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_01: Well, uh, James, what about you?
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_01: What's uh what's your purpose?
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_00: How do we discover purpose?
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_00: That's so interesting.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_00: You know, I think I want to start first on how we discover purpose, and I'm gonna reference a few pieces of media that we've referenced recently.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so Dune, first off.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_03: Just to bring in the worms.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_00: So in Dune, there's a lot of uh conversations about purpose.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, you know, there's this camp that believes that uh purpose is uh is preordained, you know, like like Trey was saying.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know, there's a preordained purpose, and we all walk along a path, and that path is set in stone.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_00: Um but it was also shown there was competing viewpoints in the book, like perhaps we don't have to walk the path, and just because if we walk a certain path, things can't be determined, that's not a good reason to walk a certain path.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so people our philosophies about our purpose also define our purpose.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_00: The people who had this idea that their purpose was predetermined, they ended up things were very static with those people.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_00: They didn't change, they didn't grow, they didn't progress, they they were stuck in a rut.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_00: And for the person who's who did not see a see purpose as predetermined, they were somewhat chaotic.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_00: And then they and they were very uh did things on whimsy.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and and it it really affected the way that they participated in the world.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_00: Now, if we're talking about practical ways humans um get gain their purpose, a lot of times our purpose is given us to us by our sandworm parents.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_00: Our our timeless sandworms uh tell us what our purpose is, organizations tell us what our purpose is.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_00: Think about religion or work or you know, these are all ways that different people see them see their purpose.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_00: I bet you a lot of people would say their purpose is to do well at their job.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_00: Congratulations to those people who like uh really love their job that much.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what that's like.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what that's like.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_00: I've never loved it.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_00: But um, but there's a lot of people who are like that.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_00: Like my purpose is to do blank, you know, and it's their it's their job uh or or something their parents pass down to them or something like that.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_00: Um but our viewpoints on where purpose comes from affects how we how our purpose.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_00: Changes.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_00: So if say someone said, I don't like the this purpose that has been given to me, that's uh that's like Loki, who we've talked about recently.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_00: He did not he he had a glorious purpose that was destined for him from a creator, and he rebelled against that.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_00: He said, No, I'm not, and it changed the way his character thought and behaved and affected the world.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, I'd say my purpose right now is I agree with Trey that we need to that our purposes shift quite a bit.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, but my purpose is toward creating a good life with my family right now, and and having the goodness that I create with them pass on to their interactions with other people.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_00: Because just like bad interactions ripple through society, good interactions do also.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_00: And I I try to keep that in mind, and I feel like that's my overarching purpose.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_00: I was gonna say no, no, no, please.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I was gonna because uh the caveat off of that is because once you because on top of that question, you have to ask yourself another question.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_03: Because if you feel like you have a predetermined purpose, then then who decided your predetermined purpose?
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_03: A lot of times it's God, right?
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever God is.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_03: That's a lot of times.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_03: But then once so let's say, so then what about those who come in and it's like, well, this is my purpose, but then don't believe in that.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_03: Then we're like, okay, well, you then because once you start doing that, then it segues it.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_03: If you think broad, it actually segues into other things.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_03: You can't say you have a predetermined purpose unless you believe that someone gave you a predetermined purpose, and then yeah, who is some people don't like their purposes.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_00: I think that's I think that's a good way to also the good thing to consider because a lot of people do not like the purposes that have been given to them or even ones that they've bestowed upon themselves.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_01: No, and so just for my end of it and listening to you guys, uh, one of the big things that I'm kind of you know thinking now is if you know if you do have a predetermined purpose, what's the point?
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, like, yay.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_00: This is this is fatalism, right?
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is the fatalistic conundrum.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_00: And the problem, we've talked about this a few times on the podcast, I think, is that the thing is you behave as if you weren't predetermined.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_00: That's how you do it, is is you try to behave as if as though it weren't.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because who wants to live in a world where everyone believes things are predetermined and their choices mean nothing?
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we fucking do.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_01: What's interesting is that I find so many people who take comfort in knowing that like I I can't tell you how many times that you know something has happened in my life, right?
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm sure it's happened to a lot of people where something happens to you, not really something you were particularly happy about, and there's always that one asshole who's like, hey, everything happens for a reason.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, it doesn't.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, well, so for me, like, well, if that's the case, then I might as well just fuck off and um my purpose will figure it out, you know.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like too that that puts people about them realizing it in a box.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_03: Because once you say this is my predetermined purpose, whether you like it or not, I can't get out of this predetermined purpose.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_03: And then if I don't like my predetermined purpose and I'm trying to get out of it, that could lead to depression, that could lead to like different forms of mental health issues because you feel like there's no way out of it because this is what I'm supposed to do.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_03: So you either do it or you don't do it, and if you don't do it with how our as people we are, we have to have movement, like we're social creatures, regardless if you're social or not.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_03: Find social some type of way.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_03: So you have to to do some form of something, um, or it causes like issues with other things.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_00: So that's why you gotta be dynamic, you can't just be static.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_01: And well then finally, I would say that my predetermined purpose is from a secret volcano lair to cause the tidal wave that stretches from Florida to Vegas.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you wanna take the whole USA out if it stretches from Florida to Vegas, yeah, just the southeast.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_01: You said to me, I mean, like seriously.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I go after I leave Fort Lauderdale, it's just fucking nothing.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_03: I came there's plenty of stuff, and you went to Vegas, Florida's its own country.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_03: Let's let's not even say state.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_03: Florida's pretty huge, pretty huge.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_03: Area 51's over there, it's not even in Nevada.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_01: It's not even in Nevada.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_03: That's where all the weird shit.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_01: Well, well, Trey, you got any final thoughts?
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_03: Um, final thoughts.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever you choose, whatever you feel like your purpose is, um find joy in it.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_03: If you don't know what your purpose is, don't get too caught up in that.
• 27:41
  SPEAKER_03: They when you graduate high school, they tell you you need to figure out what you want to do, but you're only 18, you still got years.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even know who I am yet.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_00: The only purpose the only purpose they have on a list is like jobs.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they're like, here's your here's your possible purposes, they're all jobs.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing else.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_03: And then as a kid, like you know, say who who does sports, they tell you, uh, but figure out a backup plan.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_03: Well, if this is my purpose, then there is no backup plan.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_03: So that's the other thing, too.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_01: So well, I mean, that could lead us down the whole rabbit hole of how fucked college sporting is cool.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_03: We're doing fill us.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_03: This this yeah, good.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, say final thought is don't focus too much on purposes.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_03: Purposes change, my purpose is changed multiple times in my life.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_03: Hill, tomorrow I feel like doing some other shit.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_03: So it is what it is.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_03: Um find out what makes you happy.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah, definitely.
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_00: I that's good for me, James.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_00: Uh I feel I want to say, I feel like this wraps up a lot of our uh past philosophical conversations into one question.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_00: Uh it wraps up the questions of identity.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_00: Is identity a good thing?
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_00: Does identity is identity static or does it is it dynamic?
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_00: You know?
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_00: Uh uh do we do we care about legacy, you know, about what the world thinks?
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_00: Do we how should we behave when our actions may or may not hurt other people?
• 29:16
  SPEAKER_00: All of these things uh are wrapped up into this question.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah, for sure.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_00: Um welcome to the final episode.
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_02: Purpose is broad.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_02: This is so this is what yeah, don't be myopic.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_00: Don't be myopic about your purpose.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_00: You know, keep an open mind.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_00: Don't you're not set on one path.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_00: If you are, guess what?
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_00: You're fucking boring.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_00: People are gonna get bored of you because you never change.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, I I think um, yeah.
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_01: Uh that there you go.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_01: All right, I'm taking off, guys.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_05: You uh you asked the fucking question.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_01: All right, well, yeah, no, that sums it up pretty well for me.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_01: I think at the end of the day, anyone listening to this, anyone catches the show later, just get a fucking therapist.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_01: Work yourself out.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_01: God damn.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_01: All right, uh, so it's time to move on to the second part of this podcast.
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_01: We've had a lovely philosophical discussion.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_01: It's time to devolve into a fist fight.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_01: But before we do that, we gotta get a little more drunk and we gotta get a little more high.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_01: Woo! So this one is going out to our fighters this week.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_01: Whoever the fuck can remember them.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_03: Bender versus Hank Hill.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_03: Bender versus Hank Hill.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_01: You really could remember you were joking.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_01: I can remember it all.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_01: Bender versus Hank Hill.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's a solid one.
• 30:43
  SPEAKER_01: I'm glad the solid one.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_01: Here's the Bender and here's the Hank Hill.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_01: Cheers, cheers.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_00: Because I I thought I was under the impression, I was still under the impression we were doing graboids.
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_00: We'll have to do that another week.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_00: I can't wait until sandworms are actually a contestant.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_00: October, man.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_00: October.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we started on that and segue through a lot of things.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna do graboids versus sandworms from Dune.
• 31:07
  SPEAKER_00: The sandworms from Dune would win.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you don't know that.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_00: We haven't done the fight.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_00: So moving on.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_03: You talk about graboids from Tremor?
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, no, see, you can't say Dune.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I haven't even seen Dune, but I've seen the ones on Tremor.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_01: So I feel like the ones from Dune are the size of a fucking building.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_01: Doesn't matter.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_03: We can save that for the next one.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're we should do the fight.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_03: We should do the fight.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_01: All right, so it's time to get into the fight.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_01: So for those of you who are joining us for the first time, um, for those of you listening, we have a patented method on High and Dry podcast that determines who is going to win between your favorite nerd characters.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_01: It's a three-round method guaranteed to get you the best results.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_00: Hank Hill is wildly popular across America, not just I even watched it growing up.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_00: Nerds are widely popular now.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, in the 1980s.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_01: So um, so how we do it, three-round method, round one, the characters enter into a fight club Gen X bar that's legally distinct from Fight Club.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_01: Um, it even includes our own legally distinct Tyler Durden played by Val Kilmer.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_01: Um legally distinct Val Kilmer.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_01: A legally distinct Val Kilmer.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's not gonna sue us while it's Val Kilmer.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_02: He's not paying attention.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_02: So and the two characters.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_03: How would you feel if you got a C sent this from Val Kilmer?
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_03: I would find it.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_00: That's a win.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_00: That's a fucking win.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_00: That would be the last episode of our podcast for sure.
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_01: Um I'd start on my next project.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_01: Um that would be I'd post it like this is it, guys.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_01: This is how physical.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is all I wanted out of this.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_03: Carl Urban gets a letter from his secretary saying, Hey sir, there's a podcast using your name multiple times.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_00: Yo, if you send that letter to podcast, if you send that letter to Carl Urban about our podcast and he and he sends us a cease and desist, that would be an amazing Christmas gift.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that'd be great.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_01: I got a letter from Carl Urban telling me to knock my bullshit off.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_01: I'll take it from the stars cards, I'll take it from desists from anybody, uh any of them.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_01: Well, so anyway, round one, the two characters have nothing on, it's just shirts, no shirts, no shoes, no belts, and they just punch each other to death.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_01: Round two, we zoom out into a city view where these characters have received a manila envelope beneath their apartment doors, and they have 24 hours to kill the other one.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_01: They have access to anything that makes them unique as long as well as just anything they can fucking find.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_01: They could go buy a shotgun.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_01: And then round three is the same thing as round two, except this time they get to bring a friend.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_01: So moving into round one, the High and Dry podcast, crew has just driven in on a timeless sandworm.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_01: Cher has taken her seats in the box office next to Carl Urban, and Val Kilmer as Tyler Durden is explaining the rules.
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_01: Guests first, punch for punch, who's gonna take it, what happens?
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_01: Trey, you're up first.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_03: Before I start, I think it'd be funny if uh Brad Pitt, of course, was the imaginary thing of Edward Norton, but then Val Kilmer was Brad Pitt's imaginary thing.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_02: Let's just keep expanding it.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_03: I think that would be funny.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_01: But could you imagine Val Kilmer sitting in that hotel room in Fight Club saying, I look the way you want to look, I fuck the way you want to fuck.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_00: At the time that movie was released, that would have been pretty bad.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_00: Val Kilmer's going through a rough patch.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_00: I feel sorry for the guy.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_00: I that's how my life would would go if I was in a if I was a star at any point.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_00: I'd be very Val Kilmer-esque.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that would be uh Nicolas Cage.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_03: I feel I'll go the Nicholas Cage route where I just do it.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, buy a castle, do whatever.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_05: Get my castle.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_03: They drove it away.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_03: So try really good movies and then be like, fuck who I want.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_01: Europe, Bender versus Hank Hill, punch for punch, pound for pound.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_01: What happens?
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_01: I just realized how ridiculous that is.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_03: That is why we picked it.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_03: So Bender versus Bender from Futurama for people who don't know Bender is.
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_03: Um shame on you if you don't vendor Futurama versus Hank Hill.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_03: Naked, I guess, because you said nothing on.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_03: So to speak.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_00: He's got his drawers on.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty sure Bender's fought this before, hasn't he?
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_00: Hasn't he fought before?
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_03: No, Bender fight, yeah.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_03: Bender gets in fighting matches on the show.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_03: Um drunk in stupors, as you will, which I think Hank Hill has also done.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_03: So technically let's get make them both drunk and see what happens.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_01: Hank doesn't get drunk.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_01: They got nothing.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_01: He's done it before.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no, that he does it normally, and it happened on one episode.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, and he freaked out because he was drunk.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_01: He freaked him out on the back.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_01: So you you you got a Texas father fighting a robot from the year 3000.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_03: Oh man.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_00: So are you one of those future robots?
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it depends on boo.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_03: Actually, so Bender's a robot.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_03: Bender's a robot.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_03: Bender is whatever, but Bender wasn't a straight out fighter.
• 36:37
  SPEAKER_03: Bender got drunk, Bender partied, but Bender got his ass kicked a lot.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Bender drunk at his ass all the time.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_01: Like every time.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_01: Because the human cop is able to restrain him.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_00: Amy, Amy twists his arm behind his back and holds him, holds him in an arm lock.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_03: So this kind of this kind of goes Hank Hank Hill isn't as I won't say a pacifist either, though, but he doesn't really he'll he'll punch in the nose if you need to be punched in the nose.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_03: And so I think if he was to ask Bender what was fueling him, and Bender said something besides propane.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_03: He gets furious.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_02: The future doesn't run on propane.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_03: Propane is the future.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_03: He'll go through the whole thing.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_03: Punch Bender to the point where Bender would table spin backwards or whatever and will quit.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like I feel like Hank Hill will win.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_03: Hank Hill will win a fist fight, Fist the Cus fight, straight up.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_03: The only way Bender will win is if you had to tell Bender Hank had money or he had to do blah blah whatever.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_03: But no assistance.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_03: Hank Hill wins full-on fight with Bender because Bender doesn't run on propane, and that is against Hank Hill's whole purpose in life.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_01: Huh.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_00: Well, James Thunt.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_00: So correct me if I'm wrong.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_00: Hank Hill is okay.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_00: Hank Hill's like super conservative, right?
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_00: And he's like not to a fault, however.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_01: Not I mean, like you have the first episode where he shook George W.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_01: Bush's hand, yeah, and he was turned off just by the fact he is conservative, however, yeah, it's in his own way.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_01: It comes from a level of ignorance, right?
• 38:54
  SPEAKER_01: And he is a hundred percent honorable.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_01: He will be honest and do what he thinks is right.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_01: He will not, he's not enslaved to a particular viewpoint.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_00: Except his honor.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, his his dad, his dad was way more conservative, and because of that, yeah, he's conservative, but he's not like his father.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_00: It's like it so Hank Hill is like what uh is what the conservatives think the wish they were, think they are, like a people who behave you know, follow a personal code of honor, uh, but st but like and also are like, but this is my way of life, and I have a purpose that's been handed down to me because his purpose is propane and propane accessories.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_00: Um propane accessories.
• 39:43
  SPEAKER_00: And uh he uh and that's his purpose, right?
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_00: His purpose is to sell those and promote those, and that's what he sees as purpose in life.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_00: And he and in addition to that, he has a code of conduct, and I feel like that's a very conservative uh uh hero fantasy.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_00: And I think code of conduct, yeah.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_00: Code of conduct is something that they're like, we all have a code of but no, but they don't.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_00: Um that's the that's what they they're like a hundred years ago we had a code of conduct, so join the pie join the grand old party.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_00: Um uh so um but he but Hank Hill is kind of like that at some times, and I think he's a real technophobe too.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_00: Uh he he go he has the whoa, you know, moment anytime he's confronted with technology like electric windows and cars and shit.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_00: Do you remember when he got the decked out truck?
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_00: He got the fucking decked out truck.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_00: That's a good point.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_03: Anything different, new technological wise, Hank is like, ugh.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_00: He's a real technophobe, and I think he's gonna have I think he's gonna have a fucking heart attack when he sees when he sees the mechano man hop in the ring.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_00: I think Bender's gonna be like, I'm not gonna fight this jerk, and then Hank Hill's gonna have a heart attack.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_01: Well, so for me, I would say, like, so like because Bender, he sort of follows that 1990s thoughts of technology in in a lot of regards, and I think that because of just Bender's comedy theme, we can see a situation where like Hank is taking him apart like a lawnmower, you know, and he figures it out that way, or in the episode where Bender helped push the earth away from the sun, Bender had a pilot light.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and that's definitely in Hank's wheelhouse.
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_01: I think Hank would actually be offended if you told him that he couldn't fix Bender.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_00: He could blowtorch uh Hank in that case on the other side.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_00: Hank also doesn't have any tools to take Bender apart.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the only thing then is I I had one thought here.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_01: Um, if you guys could help me, was there any episode where Bender hurt a human being?
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_03: No, he knocks people out.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_00: Do you remember?
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, no, let James say what you're saying.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe I'm I'm getting this thing.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_00: So do people remember wait, any episode when he harmed a human being?
• 42:15
  SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say he didn't because it goes against their robotic code because it was episode where Mama switched off or changed their all the all the um machines internal, whatever.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_03: Like and every machine went against humans, but in Futurama, the the machines themselves aren't supposed to be able to go against humans.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I'm wondering like, does Bender follow the uh no?
• 42:46
  SPEAKER_00: I don't I'm trying to think of a specific case.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm looking for one case where Bender I remember, I remember.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_03: Is it's it's because Bender is a robot, yes, but all the robots are fall under mama, is what they call her.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_03: She's the lady, you know, she she likes the professor, mom.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_03: So it was when they switched their their because they wanted to take over, they made all the robots then go against humans.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_03: Like even the green cards were going against humans.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_01: So even then, all he did was loot.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_03: All he did was loot, yeah.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't he doesn't have a natural fighting instinct.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_03: That's all I was saying.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_03: He only fights if it comes down to like him and money and stuff like that.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_00: Wear car.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, wear car was different.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_01: He did try to kill Fry, but he didn't hit him.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_02: He did hit him, but he doesn't I no never mind.
• 43:46
  SPEAKER_01: I have seen uh Bender slap Fry.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, Bender has but that fight.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_03: Slap is gonna be like a lot on the tape.
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_00: What about when he was the king in the episode where they had superhero powers?
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_00: Uh did he hurt humans?
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_01: I know where he hurt humans when uh Fry drank the water emperor and he was kicking the shit out of Fry.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that was Fry though.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I see what you're saying.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_00: He is capable of the violence, then he's capable, but is he's only gonna fry.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_00: So here's the thing about Bender is he's not super good at he's not super good at hurting people, but he is super durable.
• 44:25
  SPEAKER_00: He gets hit with a bunch of shit and just gets dented.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_00: Um so he doesn't have any offense, he has a lot of defense.
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_00: Hank has a human squish body.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well, uh Trey, we need your final thoughts and a vote.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_03: It comes down to is too many intent.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_03: It comes down to it comes down to Bender.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_03: It does.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like I feel like Hank, if it came down to Hank, Hank will fight Bender because you know, whatever.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_03: Human LP tell me he has to do it, he'll do it.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_03: Bender only does what he feels like is better for himself.
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_03: So he would be he wouldn't see the purpose in fighting Hank unless Hank had money.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_03: Hank did something to mess him up.
• 45:11
  SPEAKER_03: Like someone would have to tell Bender something at the beginning to make him go over and beyond and fight Hank Hill.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_03: So if we do that, then I give it to Bender.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_03: If not, I feel like because I've seen Bender quit in a fight where he got killed.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, quit midfight.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_03: I've seen Bender quit multiple times in the fight where he was like, I'm done with this.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_03: Like, stop it, I quit.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_03: So without nothing, because that means no one can tell Bender the reason he has to fight him, then I feel like it will still go to Hank Hill.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_03: It will come down to Bender quitting.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, well, we got one for Hank.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_01: Um, James, thoughts and a vote.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_00: Um yeah, I I think Bender's not motivated at all.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, he could think that he has no, he knows that he doesn't have any money.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe he could take his organs and sell his organs.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_00: He said he's said shit like that before.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_00: He said it, but he's never done it.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_03: Even when it happened, he was with the the not the devil, but was the bronze robot.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_03: The bronze robot was a was a murderer, like had knife scars, all that shit.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_03: But Bender himself was yeah, terrible when it came to that.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I I I think I'm gonna have to go with Hank just because Hank would be more motivated to survive this.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_00: Um, Bender's not even motivated to survive, really.
• 46:39
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I mean, the first time we ever run into Bender is in a suicide booth.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_00: Um well, that's because he learned that he was bending for to create suicide booths.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_00: He didn't know that before.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_03: Purpose was just to make bands suicide booths.
• 46:55
  SPEAKER_03: So he was like, fuck it, I'm gonna kill myself.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_01: Which which puts up uh an interesting part of his personality that you have to slowly unpack over the next 12 years.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, um, uh yeah.
• 47:06
  SPEAKER_01: Well, in that case, uh this is a hard one.
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_01: I I think like like Hank almost a tie.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like Hank Hill has the drive.
• 47:18
  SPEAKER_01: Um for me, I'm gonna have to say a tie.
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but my opinion magically changed to Hank Hill.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_01: He just has drive.
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_01: He has the drive to stay alive.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_01: So Hank Hill takes round one, moving us into round two.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_01: So we've zoomed out into the city view.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_01: These characters have each received a manila envelope underneath their apartment doors.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_01: They have 24 hours and whatever the fuck they want to get it done, except I can't have any friends.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_01: So round two, guests first, Trey, what goes down?
• 47:50
  SPEAKER_03: Nah, we get into round two where weapons, city, note message.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Bender's killing Hank.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_03: There's no question about it.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 48:02
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think it'll be how people expect, though.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_00: He does hurt the professor when he bends him.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_00: That's a good point.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_03: So so I feel like shit.
• 48:15
  SPEAKER_00: We forgot to consider that last time that he bent the professor in half.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_03: Well, like I said before, but he does as a joke.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_03: So but professor's fine.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, professor's fine.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_03: So fight-wise, city, manila envelope, bender's in his room, manope comes under, and they're like, hey, there's a guy who have half a million dollars in this city that you have to take out.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you have whatever weapon of choice, all you do is kill him, and it's yours.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_01: We wouldn't even see it happen.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_01: He would just reappear like 10 minutes later.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_01: Having had done it, and that was it.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_01: You know, yeah.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_03: He may kill Hank with a propane tank just because for comedic effect.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_03: Like just because I'm bashing with a propane tank.
• 49:07
  SPEAKER_03: So I give it to Bender.
• 49:09
  SPEAKER_03: Bender, propane tank, middle of the city, next to a grill.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_03: Just for comedic effect.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_00: All right, James.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_00: Thoughts.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_00: I was thinking about this, and I remembered the only Bender has actually killed a person before.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_00: Uh Bender has killed a person in the um, I think it was 80% iron chef, I think.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, I think that was the name of the episode.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_00: So he he wants to become a chef, and he learns from the greatest hobo.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, the hobo chef.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, where he poisons him to death.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_02: That was an episode.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_02: He didn't do it on purpose, though.
• 49:47
  SPEAKER_02: He killed a man.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_02: Killed a man by poisoning him.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_03: But that wasn't purposeful, though.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_03: That's different.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, he got over it in a matter of minutes.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_01: Doesn't matter.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm saying is, yeah, he killed him, but that's like that's like, oh man, I I dropped the toaster in in the tub by accident, my bad.
• 50:08
  SPEAKER_00: I think I think that Bender isn't gonna want to kill him.
• 50:12
  SPEAKER_00: I think he's gonna wanna cook for him.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_00: And then Hank is just going to die because that's what happens with Bender.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_01: So you know that episode of King of the Hill where they uh they they test uh propane versus charcoal on burgers, yeah.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_01: You think it's gonna turn into that, but Bender kills him?
• 50:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Bender's food kills him.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_00: Hank is already set up for this plot line.
• 50:39
  SPEAKER_03: I don't see Hank eating this food.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_00: Hank's whole family is gonna die because they ate Bender's food.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_00: Little Buffy's gonna die.
• 50:49
  SPEAKER_03: The fact Bender made it and Bender is not using propane or propane accessories to make you Hank's not gonna eat it.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_04: You have to challenge the piggy.
• 51:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_00: Challenging someone to a cook-off when you have to fight to the death is uh is also a very Futurama thing to do.
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_00: So I think that this I like this scenario, and I think Bender wins it.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_00: And Bender was making the salad that he was going to use to kill the professor.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_00: Um that's interesting.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, he he kills people based on uh food.
• 51:29
  SPEAKER_01: Um well then for me, I I would say that yeah, I'm gonna have to go Bender, but I just kind of figured that he'd blow like so.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you get him at his strongest, and I'd say that's when he's like a firefighting unit and he would like fly in using his and it would just Santa a robot, or yeah, or his Santa, and a robot would just murder Hank Hill.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_00: We're car.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_00: He's got a lot of what he was a powerful.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I th I think we're all in pretty strong agreement here that round two is gonna go to Bender then.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, cool.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_03: So that moves us into Tender cooking as a wear car during Christmas.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_03: That way he has all his forms in.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_03: There you go.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and that's how he kills Angle.
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh okay.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I have something for round three.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, so moving into round three, Bender having taken round two, we are still in our city view, except this time they get to bring a friend.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_01: So guests first, Trey, what goes down, who shows up, take it away.
• 52:33
  SPEAKER_03: So for both people, this is actually kind of hard because this who do they bring?
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_03: And I feel like Bender Bender could bring people by Fry's friend, but Fry's not gonna win nothing.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_03: Bender could bring I would say either Santa, but Santa don't like Bender either.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_03: Kwanzaa Bot.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_00: You can bring Kwanzaa Bot.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_00: Kwanzabot seems to like everyone.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_03: Kwanzaa Bot.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_00: Be neutral toward everyone, at least.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but Santa.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_03: Santa's the one who had the RPGs and the full-on full-on militia behind him.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 53:14
  SPEAKER_03: He also had the devil robot, because the devil robot.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but the devil, he he breaks up with the devil essentially when he saves Fry.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_03: So so it's like it's like every every friend or person Mendric can ring in.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_03: He can Leela done something.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_03: Leela ain't no.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_01: But Leela would show up.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, she's always gonna she don't like she don't like been there either.
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_03: She likes Fry.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_03: Like she's gonna show up for help.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_01: But she's still gonna help.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, her, Fry, and Bender are the Trinity.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_03: But it's but Fry's not there.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_03: It's only been there in one other thing.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so someone has to someone has to convince Leela to go help Hermes.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_04: Hermes.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_00: Hermes will not help Bender.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_01: He has he did the whole thing where but that I mean that was because Hermes made who was the one who inspected Bender.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_03: And he did the limbo and it was stuck.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_03: So it has to be the murder robot who always comes to Bender, no matter what happens.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_03: The one I talked about earlier.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're talking about Roberto.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_03: Stabby.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_03: No matter what happened between him and Bender, he will always show back up.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_03: He will always want to murder it.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_01: Even after he died, he showed up.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_03: He showed up.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_03: No matter what.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_03: So that is true.
• 54:46
  SPEAKER_03: When it comes to thank you, it's either Zoy Bobby Grandpa.
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_03: Or man, does he have or or red?
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_03: Or um I can't remember his name, but the Native American who was messing with John Redcorn.
• 55:14
  SPEAKER_03: John Redcorn.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 55:16
  SPEAKER_03: One of them.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_00: I believe that's his name.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_03: I think it comes down to John Redcorn.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's interesting that everyone King of the Hill essentially encounters winds up being very much on uh Hank's side.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_01: Eventually he wins everyone over as well.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_01: Except for the the archaeologist in his backyard.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_01: That he kept pushing back into yeah, who was fucking around with Peggy.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_03: And it just comes down to who's good in the fight.
• 55:48
  SPEAKER_03: And so that's why I said he doesn't like his daddy.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think he's put up with him.
• 55:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Bobby.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_03: We've seen him kick people in the nuts.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_03: He knows no fight, right?
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_03: You know what?
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_00: I like that.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_00: I like Bobby.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_00: What you just said because Bender has a he has a flaw in his design.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_00: In the ass.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_00: Right in the ass.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_00: Right in the ass plate.
• 56:11
  SPEAKER_00: And and I remember the mechanic saying to him, I hope when that thing goes off, you're not mooning somebody you care about.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_00: And uh and I think that Bobby would get him.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_03: So it would be Bobby.
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_03: So Hankill and Bobby kicking power.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_03: Bender and Roberto.
• 56:30
  SPEAKER_03: And even then, I think it wouldn't, it would come down to Roberto with the murderous intent who likes to stabby stab.
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_03: I think Bender may take.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_03: Roberto wins.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_03: Just because he just stabs even if Bender got kicked in the ass, it will blow up and kill everybody.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_03: So it'll be a draw.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_03: So Roberto stabby stab wins.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_03: Bender wins around three.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_01: I I have a ton of thoughts.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_01: Go for it.
• 57:01
  SPEAKER_01: Well, so first so I think I think that you're gonna have Hank and um Bobby.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_01: Or uh Boomhauer.
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_01: Why Boomhauer?
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_03: Because I was thinking that doesn't do anything.
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_01: Because Boomhauer is always just ride or die when it comes to Hank.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_01: He doesn't do anything, though.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_01: He just is really cool.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_01: He's really supportive.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_01: He's just super supportive, and that's what we need.
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_03: Like no matter what it is, Boomhauer is there.
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_03: He's always there.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_01: He's always stabbed.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_01: Boomhauer is a dude that Hank Hill looks up to.
• 57:38
  SPEAKER_01: But here's what I here's what I think.
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_01: I think that Hank is gonna bring Bobby just because Bobby has a kick that is comparable to Austin Powers judo chop.
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's not comparable.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_00: I think so.
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_00: No, he he who doesn't he kick someone without balls?
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_00: Who does he kick?
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_00: His mother?
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_00: A woman, but he's not fighting women.
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_00: He kicks his mother.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_01: Alright, well then I'm gonna say uh because we're talking Mike Judge, Beavis and Budhead, and uh Roberto stabs them all.
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_00: Stabs them all.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_00: I think Roberto was a real good choice, Trey.
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_00: I think that was an excellent choice.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_00: I think Roberto is stab a stab.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_01: I just I think that I I think that Bender would bring Leela, you know, because Leela would she Bender would come in crying to the office saying that someone's trying to kill me, and Leela would be like, ah, if I don't help you, you're gonna die.
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_00: I think I think Leela would let him would be like, You you did this to yourself, right?
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, she's never just she she always helps though.
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_00: She says oh board whenever someone tells her she has.
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_01: We're not even fighting over the point of this, we're fighting over who um, but I think regardless, I mean, because so Leela would counter spaceship, Bobby's thing.
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_00: He he's he brings spaceship in.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_00: Spaceship would do whatever he wants.
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_00: Hank would bring his lawnmower.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_00: No, the spaceships the spaceship has an AI in control.
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_00: Remember when he dates the spaceship?
• 59:10
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, but exactly, but then that fell apart too.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_00: We get him at his strongest.
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_00: If his strongest is when he's dating spaceship, and she'll do anything he wants.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_01: Well, what I think would happen with the spaceship is that Hank would like one by one prove and point out how while dated, his lawnmower is more powerful than the spaceship, like he did when they had brought out that fancy new riding lawnmower.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_01: And he 12 angry mend them into saying that the old lawnmower is better.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I see something like that, but um yeah, no, I just I don't see Hank and Bobby having any way around it.
• 59:51
  SPEAKER_00: He'd bring Lucy Lou's head in a jar inside inside and he'd open it up and and Hank would die of fright.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_03: I just see Hank getting stabby stabbed on his lawnmower.
• 1:00:03
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean James, unless you had any thoughts.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_01: I think Vender wins.
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, all right.
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_01: I think yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
• 1:00:13
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, Hank, you're kind of a dude.
• 1:00:16
  SPEAKER_01: And I think this would have been the same had we have done a graboid.
• 1:00:20
  SPEAKER_00: The funniest part was win the first round, lose the second and third.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say that's the funniest part is Hank Hill straight up fiss fight wins, but let's bring you weapons.
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_01: That's what it is.
• 1:00:34
  SPEAKER_01: It's the future against Arlen, Texas in you know 2002.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_00: Hank is not a violent man.
• 1:00:41
  SPEAKER_00: He uh we were just like, hey, this man's gonna get killed by a robot.
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh wow.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_01: All right, well, there you have it, folks.
• 1:00:52
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Bender takes it home, two out of three.
• 1:00:55
  SPEAKER_01: Way to go, Bender.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_01: Congratulations.
• 1:01:01
  SPEAKER_01: So thank you everyone out there for listening.
• 1:01:03
  SPEAKER_01: We really appreciate it.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_01: Um, Trey, thank you so much for joining us again.
• 1:01:06
  SPEAKER_01: It's always great to have you on.
• 1:01:08
  SPEAKER_03: No problem.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_03: Glad to be here.
• 1:01:10
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• 1:01:17
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• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_00: Where how are you getting your sponsorships?
• 1:01:23
  SPEAKER_00: Because we yeah.
• 1:01:25
  SPEAKER_03: Can you have the you can do it?
• 1:01:28
  SPEAKER_03: And then they're like, All right, he can do it well enough to where we can.
• 1:01:32
  SPEAKER_01: Like he sent Crown Royal a message going, hey, I'm getting on high and dry again.
• 1:01:35
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• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_01: Same deal as last time.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_03: No, new deal, pay me.
• 1:01:43
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• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks again, man.
• 1:01:47
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• 1:01:49
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• 1:02:05
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• 1:02:06
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• 1:02:07
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• 1:02:08
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