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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy! - CrossFit HQ is Hiring a Community Marketing Director! · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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So instead of risking telling a story at
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twelve fourteen,
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we just stop and stare in each other's
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eyes.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you're part of the fam.
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It's lunchtime.
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Someone challenged me to hold it longer
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yesterday.
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I just, I don't remember what it was,
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but I do remember that asking that to
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be a thing.
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So I went,
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went a couple of seconds longer just to
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prove that I can.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Tell me I can't.
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I'm going to show you.
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I can.
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At that conversation yesterday,
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that conversation yesterday.
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I know.
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So not only do we talk about it,
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I'm living it.
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You either live it or you don't.
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I mean, I feel like that's the thing.
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What's up, dude?
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Oh, man, dude.
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I hate my job,
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and I'm just trying to like... Really?
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I had no idea.
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So I peek behind the curtain.
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Corey texts me and says, hey,
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I got a thing to do.
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I might be late.
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And like,
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I'm in this like weird mindset where work
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is just going so shitty this morning.
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I really don't have any huge ideas to
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the, for the show.
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And on those days, Corey is my crutch.
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I just pull the string and let him
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go.
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And then that like starts a show.
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And then,
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and then we kind of get into a
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pace and we can go.
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And I'm like, son of a bitch.
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The guy's not here.
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Then I got here before anybody else did.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I really didn't know how long it was
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going to last.
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FYI,
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Taco Tuesday extends to primary schools
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and Ascension Parish.
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Because at Jameson's thing,
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they had a TV screen and whatnot up
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in their little cafeteria area where they
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did the honor roll assembly and they had
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the menu for the week.
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It's Taco Tuesday at Sorrento Primary.
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Taco Tuesday is universal, man.
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That's what Joseph told me because I
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texted him and said, FYI,
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it's Taco Tuesday.
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He's like, it's Taco Tuesday everywhere.
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I hate to break that to you.
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I was like, man,
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let them kids have their moment, bro.
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Now,
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Pocket Taco Tuesday is a whole different
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thing.
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That's a whole different thing.
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That's just for special areas,
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special people.
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Special people.
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That's not limited to just areas.
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I don't think that's a good way to
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go with that.
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So I listened to the Sunday show.
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I got to address this real quick.
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So Craig Pasley,
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rock critic apparently because he goes to
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every rock concert in his area all the
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time.
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Love that.
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That he gives us a peek into all
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that.
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Says that the Trista Smith show this
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morning was really good.
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I couldn't make it through.
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I felt a hundred and twelve years old
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listening to that show.
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It was like I get...
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The young athletes,
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I can understand their mindset for the
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most part.
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It seems to me that this next generation
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coming up is where I'm going to be
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lost.
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I was completely lost in the conversation.
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Kudos to Savan for hanging and asking more
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questions.
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I would have been at a loss.
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Did you get to the point where she
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said that her and her boyfriend living in
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that fifth wheel?
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I did.
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Working, like doing line and stuff.
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She is,
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she is a thirty six year old.
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Like mother of three living in a twenty
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three year old CrossFit athletes, games,
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athletes body.
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See, I don't think so.
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I think she is a twenty-one-year-old that
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I do not understand the language.
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I don't understand.
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Generation Z, whatever it is now,
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that look at life differently,
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I don't relate to.
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She was talking about going to the coin
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laundry,
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going to the laundromat and washing
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clothes and them just falling asleep,
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watching a show and whatnot.
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That sounds like my life.
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Maybe not the coin,
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maybe not the laundromat stuff,
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but just...
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falling asleep,
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watching TV and then getting up and going
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to bed and getting up and going back
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in and train in the morning and whatnot.
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And like,
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and she's making lunch for her boyfriend
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before he goes out and makes his breakfast
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and sends him out to work in the
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morning.
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And like,
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it did not sound to me any,
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anything like what I know.
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I got a, a, a, a, a, a,
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a, a, a, a, a, a, a,
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That part, like I can relate to,
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like I did go to the laundromat as
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a kid.
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My mother had this idea that it was
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better to do your laundry in an hour
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and a half than it is to do
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it all day long in your home.
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Don't get that concept.
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Would much rather do it in my own
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home.
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And then we were tasked with once a
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month,
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each member of the family had to go
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do the laundry.
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The whole family's laundry.
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take care.
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We've been saving up dirty clothes for
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twenty eight days.
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There's a week I'm going to send in
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all the dirty clothes.
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That's wild work right there.
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Anyway, that's that's I mean,
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I was in and out this morning listening
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to it.
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But when you texted me and said,
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I feel one hundred twelve years,
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I was like,
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I feel one hundred forty five listening to
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like the first part of the conversation.
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But once it got into like the normals,
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I was like, OK, yeah,
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like that sounds
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That sounds a lot more relatable to me
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than like the very first part of the
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conversation.
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And I think that's one of Saban's gifts
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is being able to kind of navigate,
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you know,
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between like the people he talks to that
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are my age or your age and the
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people who are like, nineteen years old,
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twenty years old and whatnot,
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and being able to navigate both sides of
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that, because he'll tell you flat is like,
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I don't understand what you just said.
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i need you to explain it oh um
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tessa we're bummed uh we missed you too
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yeah you missed a hell of a show
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we had pyrotechnics and uh there's a
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guitar solo at one point it was fantastic
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i need to go back and watch it
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corey sang oddly enough vicky played
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harmonica it was wild i think he was
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in the back on bass and keyboards
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Slapping the bass.
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Slapping the bass.
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Vicky with the jab,
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boys mature far later than girls, if ever.
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I've had this here.
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I told my daughter, like,
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if the guy you're interested in hasn't
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matured by twenty eight, he never will.
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That's a hundred percent fair.
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You can give the real till twenty eight.
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And then if he's not going on cut
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bait, leave.
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Yeah,
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I am forty nine years old and I
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still act like I'm seventeen most of the
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time.
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So I get that a lot.
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that's fine as long as your maturity level
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with like your responsibilities are at the
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adult level.
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I'm talking about the men she is seeking
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to partner with for the rest of her
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life.
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There is a point where like you either
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are or you aren't.
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And it's around that I've seen with myself
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and my friends.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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That's fair.
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I,
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I went to leave for work yesterday,
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and my Jeep wouldn't start because
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apparently the battery's dead.
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And I spent the entirety of my evening
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going back and forth because I ordered a
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battery.
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They sent it.
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It was the wrong one.
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Didn't fit.
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I had to go back to Walmart,
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go exchange it,
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and then go get my laptop from the
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office because apparently I was working
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from home.
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All of that felt like very adult.
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Like I was adulting super hard last night,
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taking care of all those things that I
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need to actually take care of.
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And you were in an honor roll celebration
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for your daughter,
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which means you're adulting because you
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are raising her in a way where she's
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making the honor roll.
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Yeah.
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We had parent-teacher conference last week
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and her two teachers were over the moon
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about how smart she is and how curious
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she is and how much she likes being
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in class and participating and all that
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kind of stuff.
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She's great.
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She's pretty fun.
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Yes,
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if you did not see the WOD Prep
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podcast yesterday with Micah,
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Mr. Shoemaker, he of Magic City Games,
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I volunteered us to do the review of
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the Magic City weekend review that Micah
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said he's not actually going to do.
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I did not listen to it.
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It was...
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it was pretty good,
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but like he was getting back down towards
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the end of it.
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And he was just saying like how he
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was going to be as transparent as
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possible.
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Like, you know,
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all the stuff that he could share,
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he's going to share, you know,
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leading up to the fastest games and
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whatnot.
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And he said, I mean,
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I'm not going to do a, uh,
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know do like a dave's like weekend review
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or whatnot and then me and joey perez
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immediately were like oh so you're doing a
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weekend review awesome and joyce joyce
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said in closet media is going to do
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the review of micah's weekend review and i
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was like yep absolutely me and scott on
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on top of their review of the week
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we can review and michael was like i'm
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not doing that i was like cool we'll
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see you as soon as you get it
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done
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I told you this, like,
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we're having Micah on on Sunday.
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And there's part of me that, like,
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I don't want to be influenced by the
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questions of others.
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Sure.
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Right?
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In both ways.
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Like, I don't want to...
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have i go into these thinking like it's
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a new audience right now some people have
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seen this stuff some people haven't but
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our audience may be different so i don't
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want to not ask a question because it
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was on another show not at all we
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have a new audience and i don't want
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to be influenced by the answers that he's
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given because i want to do my own
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follow-up absolutely absolutely
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And after Sunday night,
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I think we're going to have a very
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interesting conversation.
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Yeah.
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I watched.
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Ninety percent.
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I say I remember I stopped it last
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night,
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but I had it on in the car
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as I was driving around doing all my
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adult self last night.
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And apparently.
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You are fitter than Amy Kringle,
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according to Jamie.
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I didn't even know that.
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I mean,
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I know you've been putting in the work.
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Getting it all down and whatnot.
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But I about peed myself laughing when
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Jamie said, I mean,
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I guess you just fitted in Amy Kringle.
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And I went, what?
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Makes perfect sense.
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I'm just better at swinging a bag between
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my legs and throwing it over a bar.
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Oh, so far,
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I haven't finished it and I plan on
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finishing it.
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But so far,
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it's my favorite part of the entire show.
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That's why I...
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Well,
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the part you need to see is the
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end where Jamie says that...
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That's what I was getting to.
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I was trying to get to that.
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But she's not happy Micah's doing the
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games.
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I'm aware.
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Which is going to make the Sunday night
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show that much more interesting.
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Now, out of context, that sounds awful,
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but she has reasoning behind it,
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and it's nothing against Micah.
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Oh, yeah.
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No, it never has been.
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It's about the systemic issue of the
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oversight of CrossFit HQ on the Masters
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Division.
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Yep.
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If I'm guessing,
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without listening to anything that she
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actually said,
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because I didn't get there yet,
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it's probably for the same reason that she
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didn't like the fight that Joe and Bob
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had.
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Well,
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she defended them a little more than I
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would have, but okay.
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Yeah.
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I have my own personal beefs with Joe
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and Bob.
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It's a whole different show.
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But she was like, they got hammered.
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And some of that wasn't their fault.
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Some of them is they just don't get
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the support that they need.
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I think being told you have to do
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your Masters CrossFit Games at this
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location, at this price,
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and we're not going to give you any
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money,
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does put them behind the eight ball for
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sure.
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Absolutely.
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Absolutely.
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I would one hundred percent agree with
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that.
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So...
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but it doesn't mean that I don't dislike
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them for the way that things have rolled
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with us.
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Correct.
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Same.
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Same.
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So I don't know if you, uh,
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saw this breaking news.
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Oh, breaking news.
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I love breaking news.
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Uh,
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are we breaking this news or is it
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breaking?
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No, no spin spin.
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Uh,
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New job opening.
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Director of CrossFit Marketing.
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CrossFit Recruiting Director of Community
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Marketing.
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This is on the spin.
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You can go check it out.
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The print is really small.
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But just the headlines of what the person
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is going to be in charge of.
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Affiliate Communication.
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Affiliate Toolkit.
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International Community Marketing.
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Owners and Coaches.
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Campaign Activation.
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engagement and sentiment,
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affiliate media activation,
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growth planning, and reporting.
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Interesting.
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That's a lot.
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That seems like a lot.
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I'm assuming that's not a minimum wage
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job.
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And this person is going to own all
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of these things.
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leading affiliate communications,
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set the affiliate calendar and integrated
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marketing, develop new owner channels,
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own strategy,
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set the content roadmap and site
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structure,
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track and analyze resource usage,
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help lead international marketing and
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build out the community marketing function
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across CrossFit's big eight markets,
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Recruit, activate,
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and set strategy for in-market community
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marketing managers.
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Extend brand awareness and family.
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That seems like a team job.
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Well, I'm sure you're there.
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I hope they're going to be able to
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hire a team.
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To hire a team,
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because that's a lot for one person to
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do.
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What do you think the big eight are?
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Brazil, Spain, France, Italy, the UK,
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Ireland.
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d-a-c-h australia and south korea that
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sounds like some i know it's not but
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gosh so the u.s or canada aren't in
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the big eight i'm assuming that's a quiz
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because it's international so i'm assuming
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they're they're they're they're separating
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those things
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us is one thing and then the big
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eight or something else i really want to
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know what dash is i'm gonna need somebody
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to look that up her name is vicky
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vicky what is dash help us out um
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the australian chinese homeland like what
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is d-a-t-h that would be da with a
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d with a da uh they uh turn
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company campaigns the open murph community
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cup brand campaigns into affiliate
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playbooks assets and timelines
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What does that even mean?
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You mean they're not going to ignore the
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Community Cup anymore?
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I doubt that, seriously.
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How long has the Community Cup been
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happening?
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Three years?
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Two.
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Is it just two?
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Last year was the first year?
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Yep.
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The DAS region is a geographic and
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business term for the German-speaking
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countries in Central Europe, Germany,
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Austria...
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confederacy helvetica i thought helvetica
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was a font is it not you oh
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they should name it the ojo that would
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solve a lot of problems honestly well i
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don't know they might be they'll probably
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get a copyright strike for anything in the
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dojo
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CBS already knocked us down a peg.
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ESPN is probably just lurking in the
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shadows.
18:09
They're sitting there waiting right now.
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It's like, say no, Joe.
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I dare you.
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I don't dare you.
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That seems like a lot.
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For you,
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that was the first marketing test they
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failed.
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Yeah, more than likely.
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That's actually not the first marketing
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test they failed.
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They failed a lot of marketing tests.
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Let's be honest here.
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I want to know if you are listening
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to this show right now,
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if you are watching this show right now,
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and that goes for anybody in the chat,
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anybody who's just lurking and listening
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right now,
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hop in the chat and tell us if
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you did the Community Cup.
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I want to know who did the Community
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Cup.
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I really, really do.
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And why?
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Did you?
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No.
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I did not know it was happening.
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Vicky,
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can you give us a hand if you
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did the Community Cup?
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No hand.
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She registered.
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I forgot it was happening.
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The old Seinfeld reservation thing.
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The key to the reservation is holding the
19:15
reservation.
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Anybody can throw them out.
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Take one here, take one there,
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take one there.
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You can make eighteen reservations if you
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need to.
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We got a nope.
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We got a I did not.
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We got a, did not.
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I'm the same way.
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So it was not announced much.
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So it passed me by.
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Correct.
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It almost passed Dave Castro by he said,
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Oh, I remembered.
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Oh, let me get those in.
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You said it before I could.
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That's,
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that's exactly what I was fixing to say.
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Like Dave Castro for Christ's sake was
19:49
like, Oh yeah, how do you do that?
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And it was what, like three days left.
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Yeah.
19:54
He had to bang him out in a
19:56
weekend.
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Joey Perez didn't do it either.
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Joey,
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I know a bunch of people that did
20:03
the Service Cup.
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Yeah.
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The Service Cup is... It's...
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It's a tenant.
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It is a tenant of CrossFit.
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I was going to say broad, general,
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and inclusive.
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But yes, it's a tenant of CrossFit.
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Yeah.
20:20
First responders and CrossFit go together.
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All day long.
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And so it means something to this
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community.
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Yeah.
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I know people that signed up.
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I know people that almost made it.
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I know people that did make it.
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I know people that got picked to be
20:36
on other people's teams because they were
20:40
prior service or...
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Fergie with the zinger.
20:48
Community Cup sounds like something the
20:49
catcher shared on my low-league baseball
20:51
team.
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You're going to use it today, Billy.
20:58
Johnny used it last week.
21:00
Yeah.
21:01
Hey, we're switching.
21:02
We're switching catchers out.
21:03
You need to go to first base.
21:04
Hey, pull that cup out.
21:05
We got to give it.
21:05
We got to give it to Hank.
21:08
Here's the thing.
21:11
Trying to get back.
21:14
The community, the service cup is very,
21:18
is more narrow focused, right?
21:21
You've got these categories, educators,
21:23
first responders, veterans, whatever.
21:27
That's your tenants.
21:30
The Community Cup is for everybody,
21:34
aka the name, the Community Cup.
21:37
And I know an exponential number more of
21:41
people that did the Service Cup than did
21:43
the Community Cup because they didn't know
21:45
shit about it.
21:46
Yeah.
21:51
That blows my mind.
21:52
And it's all that mayhem.
21:55
The community cup is all, excuse me,
21:59
the service cup is all being taken care
22:01
of by mayhem.
22:03
It's another example of CrossFit like
22:05
handing off the responsibility to somebody
22:07
else.
22:08
And because it means something to mayhem,
22:10
they've kept it going.
22:11
Correct.
22:13
And they've made it cooler than it's ever
22:15
been in the past by having an in-person
22:16
finals where they just love on the first
22:19
responders.
22:24
The girl I went to,
22:26
I did Fitness at the Coast with this
22:27
past year, went the last year,
22:31
and she said it was amazing.
22:32
From the moment they walked in the door
22:34
until they left.
22:35
Well,
22:35
our very own Carolyn Prevo won it last
22:37
year.
22:37
Exactly.
22:38
And had a blast.
22:40
Yeah.
22:40
Said they got treated so well there.
22:44
As they should have.
22:45
Right?
22:47
But why isn't it like that again?
22:49
All the time.
22:50
Or why isn't that putting the emphasis on
22:52
the community cup?
22:55
If you want it to be this thing,
22:57
so Mayhem has taken the service cup and
22:59
run with it, right?
23:00
There's other competitions going on right
23:02
now.
23:02
Have it run it like you do that.
23:07
You're going to have people that,
23:08
what do you get if you win the
23:09
community cup?
23:10
Does anybody know?
23:11
No, nobody knows.
23:15
Vicky signed up for it.
23:18
and just was like, yep,
23:19
I guess that's a thing I should probably
23:20
do and then didn't.
23:22
Right?
23:23
Nobody else,
23:24
like Joseph said the same thing,
23:25
it just passed him by.
23:26
I did not know it was happening until
23:28
I saw Dave's weekend review when he was
23:30
like, oh yeah, the Community Cup,
23:31
I should probably do that.
23:34
So if there's no such,
23:37
if there's no thing attached to it,
23:39
like whether it's a, oh,
23:41
you can come at this competition and we'll
23:43
do like an in-person final or whatever the
23:46
case may be, then nobody gives a damn.
23:49
There's no end goal other than what you're
23:50
going to get.
23:51
An online certificate you can print out
23:53
and put up on your wall somewhere.
23:54
I can make one,
23:55
or Vicky can make one of them in
23:56
about ten seconds.
23:58
I can't because I don't know how chat
24:00
GPT works, but it's...
24:06
Too bad the Service Cup isn't a little
24:08
bigger where they invite more
24:09
participants.
24:11
Here's what I think, Joseph.
24:13
I think it's smart the way they're doing
24:15
it now.
24:16
And as it grows,
24:18
they add more participants as they go.
24:20
Instead of trying to do the whole national
24:24
champions in one big ball of wax,
24:30
let's build it
24:32
Let's build it up so it makes sense.
24:34
People are aware of it.
24:36
It keeps growing bigger and bigger and
24:38
bigger.
24:39
And then we expand.
24:42
So you're suggesting organic growth?
24:43
Is that what you, you know,
24:45
just kind of let it grow on its
24:46
own?
24:47
Feed it, water it,
24:48
give it some sunshine and just watch it
24:52
blow up into a thing?
24:57
About the national champions,
25:00
it's a thing, right?
25:03
It's a thing we're supposed to care about.
25:06
We haven't even launched.
25:08
We're three months from launching the
25:10
season that's going to have this,
25:12
and we don't even know if it fits
25:13
in the season.
25:16
Dave announced we have like seven hundred
25:19
people that have signed up to be the
25:21
competitions.
25:22
Okay, seventy-five or whatever he said.
25:24
Same thing.
25:27
And he's already moving it to, hey,
25:30
in the States,
25:31
we could have state champions.
25:33
Dude, we haven't even started it.
25:39
We don't even know if anybody's going to
25:42
care.
25:44
It's...
25:48
It's that video of that influencer dude
25:50
who's like,
25:51
I wake up at four o'clock every morning
25:53
and I get on the treadmill for three
25:54
hours and me and my wife do blah,
25:57
blah, blah.
25:57
And then somebody in the comments says,
25:59
yeah,
26:00
I wake up three hours before I go
26:01
to sleep.
26:03
That's the same sort of mentality I get.
26:05
We can do state champions.
26:06
And then while you're at it,
26:07
you can do county champions.
26:09
For everywhere but Louisiana,
26:10
we can do Paris champions.
26:11
Hey,
26:12
if you want to get technical about that,
26:14
I'm the fittest dude in Burnside.
26:17
Cause that's the community I live in.
26:20
I used to be number two,
26:22
my buddy Bernard,
26:23
my best friend Bernard used to be,
26:25
he was number one and we kind of
26:26
swapped a little bit as he's gotten a
26:28
little bit older.
26:29
So technically I'm the fittest dude in
26:30
Burnside right now.
26:31
There you go.
26:33
What's up?
26:34
We go county, we go city,
26:38
we go community.
26:39
Oh wait, neighborhood.
26:40
I'm the fittest guy in my neighborhood.
26:43
My little development.
26:46
Get you a shirt?
26:47
Fittest in my house.
26:50
Get you a shirt?
26:51
Walter's fitter than me.
26:58
Let me go move a little bit.
27:00
My wife is texting me.
27:01
I'm loud.
27:04
She's working from home today doing some
27:05
class stuff.
27:06
That's not my problem.
27:07
That's her problem.
27:08
Look, I don't disagree.
27:13
I don't...
27:15
Get it.
27:16
Not the wife stuff.
27:17
That I definitely get.
27:18
Joey is the cul-de-sac king.
27:21
Joey is the fittest in the cul-de-sac.
27:23
I love it.
27:25
I am the fittest dude.
27:27
Yeah,
27:28
I'm the fittest dude currently wearing
27:30
this hat.
27:31
You understand?
27:32
It's like, okay,
27:33
when I go to coach a class and
27:35
I tell them that your favorite five a.m.
27:40
coach named Corey,
27:42
who's currently wearing these shoes,
27:44
did this for you right like i just
27:47
made it a thing just out of the
27:49
blue this that's the same thing dude like
27:51
why would you do that i uh i
28:02
don't even know anymore man but anyway
28:04
they're hiring they're hiring if you want
28:10
to take on all that
28:13
Which, again, seems like a lot.
28:15
Olive says she's the fittest in her core
28:17
right now.
28:21
There you go.
28:22
There you go.
28:23
That's because she hasn't arrested any
28:25
crackheads lately.
28:34
I was the fittest and only grandmaster at
28:36
my affiliate.
28:37
Grandmaster?
28:39
Grandmaster.
28:41
Grant master of what?
28:44
Kung fu, probably.
28:47
If I had to guess.
28:49
Fergie is Hong Kong phooey.
28:52
Yes.
28:55
Oh, I love Hong Kong phooey.
28:57
I used to anyway.
28:59
That's a grandmaster?
29:00
Fergie,
29:01
I'm pretty sure that's just a master,
29:02
brother.
29:03
But you want to call me grand?
29:04
Call me grand.
29:05
You want to make me grand?
29:08
Those are my favorite biscuits.
29:09
Grands.
29:10
Do you remember them?
29:12
Yeah.
29:13
Biscuits in a tube.
29:13
You got to crack it open.
29:14
Good stuff right there.
29:17
Do you ever get scared popping the tube?
29:19
Every time.
29:21
I don't know.
29:21
Like,
29:21
I don't know what I think is going
29:23
to happen.
29:26
I don't know.
29:28
Yeah.
29:29
It's not like it's going to actually like,
29:31
it doesn't have any C four in there
29:32
to make it explode even more.
29:35
No.
29:35
For some reason,
29:36
every time I go to like crack that
29:38
on the counter.
29:39
Like this.
29:40
Yeah.
29:43
To be fair,
29:46
not a single one has ever exploded
29:48
whenever I popped it open.
29:50
It did exactly what it was supposed to
29:51
do.
29:53
Quote of the day,
29:53
do you ever get scared popping the tube?
29:57
From time to time, yes.
30:01
Um, we,
30:03
we started making our own pizzas at home
30:05
just to kind of make them healthier.
30:07
And,
30:08
but you can buy like the Pillsbury pizza
30:10
crust in that, in that tube, dude, every,
30:14
every damn time.
30:15
Yeah.
30:18
It's like,
30:19
it's like the dough coming at a rapid
30:20
rate.
30:21
It's going to hurt you.
30:25
It's dough.
30:26
I could take the dough and throw it
30:28
at you and you'd be okay.
30:30
Like you'd be fine.
30:31
And then that's not coming.
30:33
It's not coming at you with that kind
30:34
of velocity.
30:34
It just, in fact, in New York,
30:37
it's a thing to throw the dough.
30:38
Like everybody.
30:42
They were trying to do that.
30:44
It's a lot harder than it looks.
30:46
Oh yeah.
30:46
Yeah.
30:47
Yeah.
30:48
I've, I've,
30:48
I've tried it with a dish rag.
30:50
Yeah.
30:52
but that's about as far as i got
30:55
and dish racks don't generally expand as
30:57
you do it like it doesn't get all
30:59
crazy because it's it's just it's all held
31:03
together sewn together is one piece yeah
31:07
speaking of crazy i my mom's insurance
31:10
company so my mom is in her eighties
31:13
she lives alone in the house i grew
31:15
up in
31:16
The insurance company said they were going
31:18
to drop her insurance for her homeowners
31:20
if she didn't seal up her garage door
31:24
better.
31:27
Essentially,
31:27
you needed to have a board over the
31:29
garage door and some spray foam.
31:35
She had a friend come out,
31:37
help her out.
31:38
And then she was going to spray foam
31:39
it.
31:40
My mom doesn't completely understand the
31:42
concept of the spray foam.
31:44
FaceTime her later and she's got like
31:47
spray foam all over her hands.
31:52
Stuff is sticky, dude.
31:55
Everywhere.
31:59
I just remember the first time I ever
32:01
tried using spray foam.
32:02
The brand we had was called Great Stuff.
32:06
And we just made jokes like this is
32:09
really great stuff.
32:10
This stuff is so great.
32:12
Like just dad jokes just on repeat because
32:15
the can had great stuff written on it.
32:17
I'm sure whoever,
32:19
whatever marketing firm put that together
32:21
was like,
32:21
we're going to call it great stuff.
32:23
Probably got three kids at home and a
32:24
mortgage.
32:28
I've been making ground chicken pizza
32:30
crust.
32:31
That's not pizza crust.
32:34
It's a chicken burger.
32:37
you put in the oven and you put
32:39
pizza sauce on them it's probably good
32:42
yeah not knocking it but you can't call
32:46
that a pizza no that sounds like a
32:49
lot of work like if i make a
32:51
pizza at home it's a tortilla and then
32:54
like whatever ground beef i got cooked and
32:56
some vegetables the cheese on top pop it
32:58
in the oven until the crust turns crispy
33:00
and call it good
33:03
When I was a kid,
33:03
we used to have this truck that delivered
33:05
food to our neighborhood called the
33:07
Schwan's.
33:07
Schwan's.
33:08
Schwan's.
33:09
And they used to sell pizza burgers that
33:12
were,
33:13
it was like a stuffed patty with
33:15
mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce and
33:17
pepperoni inside.
33:18
Yeah.
33:20
One of my favorite things in all of
33:22
the world.
33:24
Like that might be a death row meal
33:26
for me as a pizza burger.
33:27
Is Schwan's still a thing?
33:29
I hope you never end up on death
33:30
row.
33:30
They changed their name.
33:33
that i don't know dude uh can we
33:37
can we not gloss over the fact that
33:39
you said death row meal why would you
33:41
be on death row scott you're the nicest
33:42
person i know like i don't know man
33:51
forget the burgers get the ice cream yeah
33:57
the swan's ice cream is really top-notch
33:59
I used to remember passing the Schwanz
34:02
truck going down the street in my
34:03
grandparents' neighborhood.
34:05
And I always thought people get food
34:06
delivered to their house.
34:08
And I thought that was like the height
34:11
of bougie-ness.
34:13
Those people must be wealthy.
34:16
Must have some money.
34:17
Because we didn't.
34:18
My truck never came to my grandparents'
34:20
house.
34:20
That's for sure.
34:23
Used to love perusing the Schwanz catalog.
34:26
Yeah.
34:27
I never saw Mark Phillips as a peruser.
34:30
No.
34:30
I was going to say, that's...
34:33
I could see him taking a gander.
34:36
Maybe a gander.
34:37
Probably a look-see.
34:37
I could see him definitely taking a
34:40
look-see.
34:41
I just can't picture him perusing.
34:43
Perusing seems... Oh, my word.
34:53
Oh, Mr. Ramirez.
34:57
Step one, make chicken pizza crust.
34:59
Step two,
34:59
toss chicken pizza out and get real pizza.
35:02
I'm with that.
35:06
I'm with that.
35:09
It's my favorite.
35:10
It's probably my favorite food that I grew
35:17
up with grandparents.
35:20
So that's the accent if I grew up
35:21
with my grandparents.
35:23
My mom was a single mom until I
35:26
was...
35:28
Nine, something like that.
35:30
So did I grow up with them?
35:32
Not necessarily,
35:33
but I was there more often than I
35:35
wasn't.
35:36
Like I would get off the bus there
35:37
in the afternoon, tell mom, got off work.
35:39
Like that was my grandparents'
35:41
neighborhood was my neighborhood all the
35:44
way up through high school,
35:45
really and truly.
35:48
It's funny.
35:48
My mom and her sister were best friends,
35:51
like best, best friends.
35:53
It was essentially my aunt was a
35:55
co-parent.
35:56
Oh, yeah.
35:58
my cousin was a brother yeah i mean
36:01
i would i put it like this dude
36:03
if i did something wrong it also helped
36:07
that we were in ridiculously small town
36:09
right i got to hear it four different
36:12
times by the time i got home got
36:15
here from my grandparents possibly one of
36:18
my aunts and or uncles and then my
36:21
parent and then my mom all by the
36:23
time i got home so yeah fun times
36:27
I didn't have the privilege of knowing my
36:30
grandparents very well.
36:32
My grandmother died when I was two.
36:34
My grandfather died of MS when I was
36:38
six.
36:40
And he lived with us for like the
36:42
first five years of my life, pretty much.
36:45
He would live with my mom for half
36:46
the year and her sister for another half
36:48
of the year.
36:50
And then my dad's parents were just...
36:54
jackasses so we just going to see them
36:59
um so i don't i don't know what
37:02
it's i've had people in my life that
37:04
are like grandparents but i've never i
37:06
didn't actually have a grandparent oh dude
37:09
that sucks my grandparents were great all
37:14
three sets plus the great grandparents
37:16
that i uh i mean my great grandfather
37:18
on my mom's side didn't speak english only
37:22
french
37:23
He knew like eight words in English.
37:26
But that didn't stop him from trying to
37:27
speak French to me whenever we went over
37:28
there.
37:31
And then his wife, my great grandmother,
37:36
made it all the way to ninety two.
37:38
Something like that.
37:41
And not long before she passed,
37:42
like when it was when the weather was
37:44
kind of like it is right now,
37:45
like it's been real nice down here.
37:46
She would still go walk and get her
37:47
exercise and take care of herself whenever
37:52
the weather was nice.
37:54
do you have siblings i got one brother
37:57
i got one brother he is twelve years
37:59
younger than i am um not super close
38:04
i have one sister she's eighteen months
38:08
younger than me it is uh and it's
38:13
complicated yeah always
38:17
Always.
38:17
I love my brother very much.
38:19
So I would go to bat for that
38:20
dude any day of the week.
38:22
And when we do talk to each other,
38:23
we talk to each other like it's like
38:24
we've been like, we never miss a beat.
38:27
We just because of the age gap,
38:29
we're just not super close.
38:32
Would have guessed.
38:33
Vicki was totally only child syndrome.
38:39
Absolutely.
38:42
Cause of my grandma still living good
38:43
chance she's going to outlive her kids.
38:46
So before my grandma, before she passed,
38:52
her and my grandpa died six months apart
38:56
to the day.
38:57
He died six months later to the day
38:59
she passed.
39:00
But before that,
39:01
we had told you Emily was going to
39:03
outlive everybody.
39:04
And she had Parkinson's.
39:06
She was not necessarily okay.
39:07
It was funny, though,
39:08
because when somebody would go pick her up
39:11
and go bring her to the casino or
39:13
to have something to do,
39:14
they said she'd straighten right up.
39:16
And all of a sudden,
39:17
she was good to go,
39:18
like rocking and rolling,
39:19
moving and grooving.
39:22
Tessa has nine brothers and sisters all
39:24
one year apart.
39:25
You know what we call that?
39:27
That is someone who is really damn good
39:29
at pacing.
39:30
Yeah.
39:33
That's insane.
39:33
If they are all one year apart, exactly,
39:37
that is like you have the pace down
39:39
for a long race.
39:41
So...
39:46
Jennifer's first cousin has three and
39:49
they're all a year apart.
39:52
Like within,
39:53
like she had the last two on one
39:54
deductible on her insurance and that was
39:57
planned.
39:58
I'm not, I'm not joking.
40:00
Says the insurance guy that it's all about
40:02
the deductible.
40:04
That's what she, that's what she told us.
40:06
Like that was the,
40:07
that was the idea and she made it
40:10
happen.
40:12
She had the last two,
40:13
her middle boy and the baby,
40:16
that's a girl, on the same deductible.
40:19
And that was planned.
40:21
Corey's family sounds like a David Allen
40:23
Coe song.
40:25
I was drunk the day my mom got
40:26
out of prison.
40:31
And I went to pick her up in
40:32
the rain.
40:36
Oh, my Lord.
40:38
So, hold up.
40:39
Tesla's got...
40:40
Nine brothers and sisters and they're all
40:42
older than her.
40:46
When did you get your first pair of
40:48
new clothes, Tessa?
40:49
That's what I'm curious about.
40:51
She's still wearing hand-me-downs.
40:52
She's probably still got hand-me-downs
40:54
going on.
40:55
Like, can I get a shirt?
40:58
No, you can wear your brother's shirt.
41:01
You know, the other thing is that, like,
41:03
the parents had already been through all
41:05
the, like, fall off the bed,
41:07
fall off a ladder.
41:09
She's fine.
41:11
She don't even need a hug.
41:13
They stopped caring about their children's
41:15
safety probably about four kids in.
41:19
Like, nobody was probably going to die.
41:20
No, they'd be all right.
41:22
If it's bad,
41:22
the older brother will take care of it.
41:24
I understand.
41:26
I tell that to, like...
41:29
One of my real good friends at the
41:31
gym, one of my other coaches,
41:32
they got three.
41:33
And like the oldest is sixteen.
41:36
The middle one's twelve or fourteen.
41:38
And then the younger one is about,
41:40
she's right at,
41:41
her and Jameson are like four months
41:42
apart.
41:43
I had to wear my brother's Brady Bunch
41:45
pants.
41:45
I had to wear my brother's Brady Bunch
41:46
pants.
41:49
But we'll see then.
41:50
It was nineteen ninety two.
41:52
Yeah, absolutely.
41:55
Um, but yeah, we'll see them.
41:57
That's,
41:57
that's my running joke is if anybody has
42:00
got more than three, I'm like,
42:01
and if I see them out somewhere and
42:02
they don't have their kids with them,
42:03
I'm like,
42:04
so it's a big one watching a little,
42:05
is that how that works?
42:06
Like silent.
42:08
Cause my big one right now is,
42:10
and like,
42:10
he has watched his sister quite a bit
42:13
as a matter of fact, but she's eight.
42:16
I think it's going to be nine.
42:17
So that's not necessarily a thing anymore.
42:19
Yes.
42:20
Yes.
42:20
Vicky, is she bleeding?
42:23
How much?
42:25
We always got, is there blood?
42:28
There's no blood.
42:29
You're good.
42:29
Go back outside.
42:32
I tell the story of my oldest who
42:33
was.
42:35
Was jumping on trampoline one day,
42:37
Saturday afternoon.
42:38
I don't know.
42:39
I was inside watching TV for some reason
42:41
or whatnot.
42:41
And she come inside,
42:42
holding her arm out like this.
42:43
And she was said, what happened?
42:47
I was like, I said,
42:48
can you do like this?
42:52
And she picked up her arm and kind
42:54
of, I said, where were your fingers?
42:57
She went with her fingers.
42:57
I said, are you bleeding?
42:59
She said, no.
43:01
I said, go back outside.
43:03
There's nothing wrong with you.
43:05
You're going to be fine.
43:06
Don't fall off the trampoline again.
43:10
I, uh,
43:12
On another topic, you know,
43:13
I've been saying for my thirtieth wedding
43:15
anniversary this coming year,
43:17
my wife wants to go to New Orleans.
43:19
Yep.
43:20
For shits and giggles,
43:21
I looked up the Mississippi River cruise.
43:24
Oh.
43:27
From Memphis to New Orleans.
43:29
Yeah.
43:32
Dude,
43:32
I could probably take two cruises to the
43:35
Bahamas.
43:35
Oh, sure.
43:37
For the same price to go down the
43:39
damn Mississippi.
43:40
You could probably get on whatever they're
43:43
using to transport those ducks that Vicky
43:45
thought were coming down New Orleans and
43:47
just ride with that.
43:51
The Memphis ducks.
43:52
The Memphis ducks.
43:56
That she swears were in New Orleans.
43:58
She was all up in it.
44:00
It's a throwback, y'all.
44:04
That's why the boat's so expensive because
44:06
you have to make room for the ducks.
44:07
You have to make room for the ducks.
44:09
Make sure they get fed and all that
44:11
good shit.
44:11
That way they can get off the dock
44:13
where they need to.
44:14
That's another reason why it's so
44:15
expensive.
44:16
That boat is hauling ass because they got
44:18
to do it every day.
44:23
don't make me hop on the live to
44:25
flip you the bird yeah y'all can't see
44:28
our producer just flip me off it's fine
44:30
no big deal she loves me um yeah
44:36
dude any of those so we were there's
44:39
a plantation house right down the street
44:41
from right down the street from us and
44:43
uh they got restaurant a bunch of
44:45
different places you can go check out went
44:47
over there one day just to go look
44:49
um
44:50
Bring the kids and there's a bridge that
44:53
goes across to the levee.
44:55
We went over there and we're just kind
44:56
of looking around, showing Jameson.
44:58
Hey, it's the Mississippi River,
44:59
all that good stuff.
45:00
And there was a cruise ship in the
45:04
Mississippi River.
45:05
Now, not like a princess or whatever,
45:08
but it was clearly a cruise ship,
45:09
just a smaller scale.
45:11
And that was the first time I ever
45:14
saw, found out, whatever,
45:15
that there are in fact cruises up and
45:17
down the Mississippi River.
45:18
It's a five deck boat.
45:21
Yeah.
45:22
It's not as big as if you go
45:23
into the Caribbean or whatever else,
45:25
but it is pretty darn big and it
45:27
looks pretty darn nice.
45:29
It actually holds a hundred and eighty
45:31
people.
45:32
Yeah, I could see that.
45:34
And I said, I told Jim,
45:35
I was like,
45:35
what in the shit is this?
45:37
Like, why?
45:38
And it was one of the stops they
45:39
got off.
45:40
And if you put up on there,
45:41
you could get off.
45:42
And it was,
45:42
I don't call it an excursion,
45:43
but you can go and check out the
45:45
plantations and blah, blah, whatever.
45:48
But almost to a... Oh,
45:50
that was a brochure I looked at.
45:53
Almost to a person.
45:56
Everybody had gray hair.
45:58
And not just...
46:01
know what i mean like there wasn't like
46:02
a like a there's a thirty something year
46:04
old couple involved no no these were all
46:08
like i've been retired for fifteen years
46:10
and well you know what the crazy thing
46:13
is i went so i looked at the
46:16
like the week we would want to do
46:17
it and i looked at what rooms were
46:19
available they were all sold out except
46:22
for like the luxury suite
46:26
We can get you on a boat,
46:27
but we're going to have to put you
46:28
up in the front and get you this
46:30
nice enclosure.
46:31
You're going to have your own two
46:33
bathrooms in it and whatnot.
46:34
It's going to cost you eight thousand
46:36
dollars.
46:38
Dude, it was on sale.
46:42
Oh, here we go.
46:43
Six thousand a person.
46:47
A person to cruise the Mississippi from
46:51
Memphis to New Orleans.
46:56
You can see... Yeah, Joseph,
46:57
it did have an oxygen tank club.
47:03
Cruising from Memphis to New Orleans.
47:06
FYI,
47:06
you can drive from Memphis to New Orleans
47:08
in about six hours.
47:10
And apparently, if you're a duck,
47:11
you can waddle from Memphis to New
47:13
Orleans.
47:14
Absolutely.
47:16
I think she's over us.
47:19
It was dollars, Joseph, not pesos.
47:22
So you can either buy a used car...
47:27
Yeah.
47:28
For me,
47:28
Angelia would be twelve thousand dollars.
47:30
Thousand dollars.
47:32
You can either buy a used car or
47:34
take your wife on a Mississippi river
47:36
cruise where you can, you know,
47:38
look at the levee and see trees.
47:41
See all the mud in the water.
47:43
See all the mud.
47:44
See how brown the water is.
47:46
See how beautiful Arkansas is in the
47:48
spring.
47:49
Absolutely.
47:50
Pass by all the chemical plants in New
47:52
Orleans, on the Mississippi,
47:54
like all the way through Louisiana.
47:55
I mean, I don't know.
47:57
I really don't see a downside here, Scott,
47:59
honestly.
48:01
Let's just say that is not going to
48:03
be our transportation to New Orleans in
48:05
the spring.
48:06
Twelve thousand dollars.
48:11
Yes.
48:14
I'd have to take out a second mortgage.
48:16
Yeah, absolutely.
48:17
Absolutely.
48:18
And try to explain that after talking to
48:20
your banker.
48:21
Like,
48:22
so what would you like the money for?
48:25
Well, I'm looking at the riverboat cruise.
48:31
Are you buying the riverboat?
48:33
No, no, no.
48:35
Just rent a room.
48:38
Just rent a room right above the
48:39
waterline.
48:40
It's fine.
48:41
No big deal.
48:44
That is insane, dude.
48:47
Like crazy, crazy.
48:48
Why would anybody want to do that?
48:55
Maybe look into a canoe rental.
49:00
My wife going,
49:01
you wanted to save a couple thousand
49:03
dollars.
49:06
The good news is if you get in
49:09
a canoe and just head down to Mississippi,
49:11
you ain't got to do a whole lot
49:12
of paddling.
49:13
You got the current.
49:14
You got the current and it is moving.
49:18
Moving is going to be holding ass.
49:22
So Julie can paddle the canoe and I
49:26
can water ski behind?
49:28
Yeah, more than likely.
49:29
Cool.
49:30
All she's going to have to do is
49:31
steer, be honest with you,
49:32
and just kind of keep it going in
49:34
the correct direction.
49:36
And once you get,
49:37
I have no idea how it is up
49:38
there, like the further up north you get,
49:40
but I know once you get down here,
49:42
like towards this way,
49:44
you'll see the Sunshine Bridge.
49:45
You can actually pull over right there and
49:46
go get you a hotel room because there's
49:48
something right there.
49:50
It's probably not a five-star hotel.
49:54
I'm just throwing that out there.
49:56
And there's probably going to be a bunch
49:57
of construction hands.
49:58
The state rooms are very nice on the
50:00
boat.
50:01
Are they a twelve thousand dollar nice?
50:03
Nah, not really.
50:05
Probably not.
50:06
Dude, for twelve thousand dollars,
50:07
somebody would be making the bed while I'm
50:09
still in it.
50:11
I want to be swaddled at night.
50:15
Tuck me in.
50:18
Pat me on the head.
50:22
Riverboat cruise, dude.
50:26
Yeah.
50:26
Ladies and gentlemen,
50:27
I don't know if any of y'all have
50:29
ever been anywhere around where I live and
50:32
have seen,
50:33
I know Jeffrey Birchfield has and has seen
50:35
the Mississippi river.
50:38
It's brown.
50:39
You see this brown behind me is browner
50:41
than this.
50:42
This is wood.
50:43
That's mud.
50:45
It doesn't smell great.
50:47
I'll go ahead and throw that out there
50:48
as well.
50:49
Especially as you're passing by the
50:51
chemical plants that are all along this
50:54
river.
50:56
Because they all have them right there
50:57
because when they ship their product out,
50:58
it goes right into the ships that end
51:01
up going across the ocean.
51:04
This is what blew me away.
51:05
The end of the trip is you go
51:07
to Baton Rouge and then it's a whole
51:12
day cruise from Baton Rouge to New
51:15
Orleans.
51:16
No, it's not.
51:18
That's what they said on the itinerary.
51:20
Just telling you.
51:22
Yeah, I'm going to tell you right now,
51:23
it ain't.
51:27
You can drive from Baton Rouge to New
51:28
Orleans in about forty five minutes on the
51:31
interstate.
51:33
That's what I take.
51:34
You could take River Road and it'll
51:36
probably take an hour and twenty because
51:38
it's along the river road.
51:40
You can't see the river.
51:41
FYI, because there's a levee right there.
51:43
But it's you'll be passing through a bunch
51:44
of little town that would not.
51:46
So I take my Chevy to the levee
51:48
and drive it in an hour and twenty.
51:52
Yeah.
51:53
Way less than than a day.
51:56
That is wild, dude.
51:59
Unless they're stopping at every single
52:00
place that they possibly can and be like,
52:03
and here's another plantation.
52:05
And here's another plantation.
52:06
And here's another plantation.
52:07
Well, that's the thing.
52:08
I do want to go to Memphis and
52:09
I do want to go to New Orleans
52:11
and they want to stop at all these
52:12
plantations on the way down.
52:14
I haven't even heard of half of these
52:15
towns.
52:18
And twelve thousand dollars to look at
52:20
another plantation?
52:21
It's...
52:24
Yep, that's an antebellum home.
52:27
All right.
52:28
Cool.
52:30
Oh, look, there's another one.
52:31
All right.
52:33
Cool.
52:33
That's bra.
52:34
No.
52:35
You can live like a king for a
52:37
month in Vegas for that amount.
52:38
All the buffets, too.
52:41
Dude,
52:42
you can fly to New Orleans and stay
52:45
in one of the nicest hotels.
52:47
Like,
52:47
you can stay at the Monteleone or
52:48
something like that.
52:51
Where they do not bring ducks in.
52:53
That's a day.
53:07
anyway so i so i don't i didn't
53:08
know this but delta has like vacation
53:11
packages now like the airline delta and
53:14
it's like and they have ones for new
53:16
orleans which were not twelve thousand
53:19
dollars that is your airfare to new
53:23
orleans that a hotel and a couple
53:27
sightseeing tours if you'd like them yeah
53:30
i mean there's not a whole lot of
53:33
My wife is into the haunted ghost shit,
53:35
dude.
53:35
There's tons of them there.
53:37
There's plenty of them.
53:38
You don't need Delta to find them.
53:39
All you got to do is go down
53:40
to the French Quarter.
53:43
Just throw them.
53:47
All right, guys.
53:48
Hey, let me address this real quick.
53:50
Fergie says we're going to ball field in
53:53
New Orleans after Katrina.
53:55
The homes all had high water marks and
53:56
we had various stages of collapse.
53:58
Were you there last week?
54:03
That's what I heard, dude.
54:05
Just because depending on where you go,
54:08
there's still high watermarks.
54:10
And it's been a while since Katrina
54:13
happened.
54:14
Just saying.
54:17
Oh, Joey's got bougie money.
54:19
Talk about he always stayed in the Garden
54:20
District when you go to know.
54:22
I know Joey had it like that.
54:25
There you can spend twelve thousand
54:27
dollars if you want to stay in the
54:28
Garden District.
54:31
In Anne Rice's house or something along
54:33
those lines.
54:34
Stay next to her.
54:35
Where she reads Interviewed with a Vampire
54:37
to you while you go to sleep.
54:39
Yes, absolutely.
54:41
I think she's dead.
54:42
I'm sorry.
54:43
I probably shouldn't just throw that out
54:44
there.
54:46
You should probably stay at Emeril
54:47
Lagasse's house for twelve thousand
54:49
dollars.
54:50
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54:56
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55:01
I'm crushing the Thursday this week.
55:02
Two nights of eight-plus-hour sleep.
55:05
Hope everybody has a great rest of your
55:07
day.
55:08
We'll be back tomorrow.
55:09
Don't forget EA Sports tonight at six p.m.
55:11
Eastern time, five p.m.
55:13
Central.
55:15
Got lots to talk about tonight with the
55:18
yellow flags flying everywhere this
55:20
weekend.
55:20
All right, guys.
55:21
Later.
55:22
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
55:24
room to jazz me up.
55:26
I'm already jazzy.
55:37
Lunch with the Clydesdale cowboy in the
55:39
saddle.
55:39
Lunch with the Clydesdale cowboy in the
55:41
saddle.
55:41
Talking to reps,
55:42
real life strength in the battle.
55:46
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
55:48
we cover it all.
55:50
Midday motivation every time you press
55:53
call.
55:55
Lunch with the Clydesdale cowboy,
55:56
bring the heat.
55:57
Crossfit, movies, music on repeat.
55:59
Half hour hustle, yeah,
56:00
we building that brand.
56:01
Grab a plate,