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Mark takes your calls! · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: The Mark Simone Show, now nine till noon weekdays on 710WOR.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, let's take some calls. Let's go to Lucia in Westchester. Lucia,
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  Speaker 2: how you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Hi, very well, thank you. I am a new listener,
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  Speaker 3: and I enjoy your show until... Uh-oh, what? You know, sometimes... Why?
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 3: A lot of your callers you make fun of.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: You interrupt them.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: You say you don't know what they're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's very condescending and rude. Why?
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  Speaker 2: It's not funny. What a pain in the ass you are.
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  Speaker 2: I said new callers, not callers that give us a
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  Speaker 2: hard time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to screen your callers a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: No, we don't screen. We don't screen. No, if you
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  Speaker 2: don't know what you're talking about, I have to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: If you're taking too long, I got it.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not nice.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: It's nice. You're wrong.
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  Speaker 3: You know what? If you did that to me once,
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  Speaker 3: I'd never call you again.
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  Speaker 2: You got to do it sometime. No, it's not everybody. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: the people I do that to call back a million times.
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  Speaker 2: Have a little sense of humor, Lucia. Where are you
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  Speaker 2: in Westchester?
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Where are you in Westchester?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Where are you in Westchester?
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  Speaker 3: I'm in Katona.
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  Speaker 2: Well, see, already you got a sense of humor. Katona.
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  Speaker 2: It's very nice. A little out of the way, Katona,
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  Speaker 2: but it's very nice there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. It's Bedford. It's beautiful. I love it here.
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  Speaker 2: It's beautiful there, unless you want to do something. Otherwise,
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  Speaker 2: it's a little.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we don't want to do anything. We don't want
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  Speaker 3: to see people. We want to be alone.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you've got the right place for it. You're right
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  Speaker 2: near that Martha Stewart.
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  Speaker 3: Well, she's not here anymore. She left.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, thank God. Thank God. Yeah, we hated her. She
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  Speaker 2: makes you look like a lot of fun. I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 2: It's a joke. It's a joke. See, now you laugh.
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right, all right. Be nice to people,
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  Speaker 3: especially old people. We feel bad if you're not nice.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, just have a little sense of humor. Keep listening,
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  Speaker 2: and you'll see if you get used to it. Let's
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  Speaker 2: go to Linda in Long Island. Linda, how you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Hi, Mark. I just wanted to agree with you. I
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  Speaker 3: can't believe that. Taylor Swift, disgusting. It's not disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't believe it's real. It's a little boring.
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  Speaker 3: It was.
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  Speaker 4: It sounded like a noise in front of her trying
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  Speaker 4: to sing.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe she conned people out of a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 2: It's not disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: At least a billion.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you'd rather have Viti Gourmet, is that it?
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  Speaker 3: No, I'd rather have Whitney Houston.
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  Speaker 2: That's a real singer.
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  Speaker 3: She's disgusting, Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 2: She's not disgusting. It's a little boring.
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  Speaker 3: She's a con artist.
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  Speaker 2: She's not a con artist. It's a little boring.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, she is.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little boring. Listen to this. Third, fourth time,
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  Speaker 2: it starts to grow on you.
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  Speaker 4: That singing?
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  Speaker 3: That's really? Really? I can't believe that.
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  Speaker 2: I would never go near that by that.
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  Speaker 3: That is ridiculous. All right. Whitney Houston, wasn't she great?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but, okay, I want you to wait about a
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  Speaker 2: month and a half.
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  Speaker 4: Compare them.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to hear this on the radio 50 million times.
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  Speaker 2: Then you'll love it. You'll be humming it. I'll never
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  Speaker 2: love it. You're going to have to play this at
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  Speaker 2: your birthday party. Okay, let me hear you do it.
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  Speaker 2: All right, I can't. Not anybody can do it.
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  Speaker 4: All right, you got me.
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  Speaker 3: I can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Oh, I could, but not.
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  Speaker 4: On the air. I can do it alone.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Linda, give it a chance. We'll see if
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  Speaker 2: we had fun.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Take care. Let's go to Ralph in Manhattan. Ralph,
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  Speaker 2: how you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Mark, you know, you talked about the Carnegie Deli
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  Speaker 1: a few days ago and the Broadway Danny Rose that
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  Speaker 1: about mid 80s. Was that not a fantastic time during
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  Speaker 1: that time when they featured the great Carnegie Deli and
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  Speaker 1: and Woody was walking with his the guy that played
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  Speaker 1: the Italian singer in that movie was.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think his name was. Apollo Forte, if I'm not mistaken.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, Nick Apollo Forte. Hey, everybody go back and
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  Speaker 2: get the movie Broadway Danny Rose. Watch it again. The
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  Speaker 2: Carnegie Deli is one of the stars of the movie. But,
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  Speaker 2: you see, in those days, the front table was like
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  Speaker 2: the celebrity table. Whatever big stars were in town would
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  Speaker 2: all meet at the celebrity table there. I used to
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  Speaker 2: go there all the time, sit there. At, like, 11
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  Speaker 2: o'clock at night, everybody would show up after their shows.
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  Speaker 2: And they would just tell stories and talk show business stuff.
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  Speaker 2: In the movie Broadway, Danny Rose, they show you that
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  Speaker 2: table with a whole bunch of real comedians talking, and
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  Speaker 2: that's where the movie takes off from. But go watch
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  Speaker 2: the movie. You'll love it. It stars the Carnegie Deli. Broadway,
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  Speaker 2: Danny Rose. Go watch the movie. Let's go to Vincent
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  Speaker 2: in Brooklyn. Vincent, how are you doing?
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, Mark. Mark, I'm okay. That Taylor Swift song
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  Speaker 4: starts to grow on you like a herpes watch.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's not Jerry Vale, but take a listen. Tell
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  Speaker 2: me you don't like this.
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  Speaker 4: You can't imagine Jimmy Roselli singing that? Well, no. Jimmy
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  Speaker 4: Roselli was singing it. Every other word would have to
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  Speaker 4: be bleeped out.
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  Speaker 2: Look, let's put it this way. Okay, but picture Al Martino.
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  Speaker 4: Jeff Beck or Eric Clapton, she is not on the guitar.
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  Speaker 4: On a more serious note. Jessica Tish is doing a
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  Speaker 4: wonderful job keeping all these nut job anti-Israel, all these
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  Speaker 4: Jew haters in line at Dag Hammarskjöld Plaza. Given that,
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  Speaker 4: me personally, I believe at the end of next week,
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  Speaker 4: when all these dirtbags go back home to their hookers
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  Speaker 4: in black robes in these Arabic countries, But Jessica Grutish,
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  Speaker 4: my opinion, should hand in her resignation.
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  Speaker 2: I was with her yesterday. We had a big lunch.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, you could see pictures of it on my Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: Go to MarkSimoneNYC on Instagram. And I said, we all
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  Speaker 2: have two words for you. Don't leave. And she said,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going anywhere. I'm just getting started.
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  Speaker 4: Mark, I believe she would make a great mayor. And
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying this because I don't want Julie Menon to
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  Speaker 4: get the jump start on her.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Julie Menon's not bad, but you're right.
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  Speaker 4: She's starting these PACs and everything.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know. Vincent, we've got to go do
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  Speaker 2: the news, but thanks for calling. Always a great call. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she did say, and we had an audience there, like
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  Speaker 2: 150 people. In front of the audience, she said, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going anywhere. I'm just getting started. So, hey, when
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  Speaker 2: we come back, the great, brilliant economist Steve Moore will
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  Speaker 2: will be with us next on 710WOR.