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Fun Times with the Babysitter · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hi, this is Shawnee Smith and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: It's showtime. The following feature has been rated R by
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  Speaker 2: the Motion Picture Association of America. It is intended for
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  Speaker 2: mature audiences and parental discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 3: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 4: I'm the babysitter. He's not a real babysitter.
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  Speaker 5: He's a do-whatever-I-say-or-I'll-kill-you type of babysitter.
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  Speaker 6: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 7: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 8: I'm Jake.
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  Speaker 6: And we are back at the bastion of awesomeness.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, we are.
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  Speaker 6: We were just so excited to get back into it
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  Speaker 6: that we decided to continue on and watch a movie.
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  Speaker 7: And I was just super comfy and I didn't want
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  Speaker 7: to get up.
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  Speaker 6: So a whole other episode. There you go. So that
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  Speaker 6: was one of the other things in putting this little
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  Speaker 6: 2020 reunion together. Because one of the, I don't know
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  Speaker 6: if it was one of the last ones. I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: It's been a while since we were here. We've watched
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  Speaker 6: at least one since that.
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  Speaker 7: I need to make a quick amendment to the last episode.
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  Speaker 7: I have Phantasm 4 on VHS, and I don't want
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  Speaker 7: anybody to get like, oh no, Misty, no.
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  Speaker 6: 4 is way older, because I remember watching it on VHS.
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  Speaker 6: So 4 did come out at least a long time ago.
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  Speaker 6: I think it was still a delay past that 1, 2,
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  Speaker 6: and 3.
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  Speaker 7: I just wanted to clarify in case anybody thought there's like, no.
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  Speaker 7: phantasm 5 is not out on vhs.
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  Speaker 6: Well see i assume they did like a retro vhs
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  Speaker 6: release because some of them try to do that when
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  Speaker 6: they're super cool and he has been making movies since
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  Speaker 6: the vhs days so i thought maybe it was like
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  Speaker 6: a special promo vhs he had made up so i
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  Speaker 6: didn't really doubt it for geek reasons but i did
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  Speaker 6: go over and look at it and it says four
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  Speaker 6: so it.
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  Speaker 7: Says ivy I got the phantasm IVs.
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  Speaker 6: Is that a disease?
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  Speaker 7: Maybe.
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  Speaker 6: Is that what's taking over in 2021? The phantasm IV?
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  Speaker 7: Couldn't be worse than we had so far. Anyways.
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  Speaker 4: Anyways.
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  Speaker 6: All right. So I assume there's plenty.
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  Speaker 7: It's been quite some time because the first one came
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  Speaker 7: out two years ago. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Of the much math problems.
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  Speaker 7: There was so much math.
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  Speaker 6: There was a lot of math problems in this movie.
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  Speaker 7: I think it legit did come out two years ago, though,
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  Speaker 7: didn't it?
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  Speaker 6: I think so. So yeah, we didn't do much last year.
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  Speaker 6: I think we watched one in between then. So one
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  Speaker 6: of our most recent episodes of sitting down to watch
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  Speaker 6: a movie was the original The Babysitter. So now, once
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  Speaker 6: we saw it was coming out, I was like, that
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  Speaker 6: does seem like a good excuse for us to come
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  Speaker 6: back and do a whole other episode.
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  Speaker 7: Because I did love the first one.
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  Speaker 6: And here we are.
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  Speaker 9: It's time for Sofa Theater.
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  Speaker 6: Growing up is worse than a near-death experience. I can
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  Speaker 6: confidently tell you that.
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  Speaker 3: Because two years ago, my babysitter and her friends tried
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  Speaker 3: to kill me.
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  Speaker 6: The worst part is, nobody believes me. And now, everybody
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  Speaker 6: thinks I'm crazy. But I miss her. You're a weird
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  Speaker 6: little dude with a crush on a murderous, fictitious babysitter.
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  Speaker 6: We just gotta get you laid.
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  Speaker 1: That's your advice?
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  Speaker 9: That's what the f * * * just came out
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  Speaker 9: my mouth, ain't it?
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  Speaker 7: You're my best friend.
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  Speaker 6: You're not crazy. It's this place.
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  Speaker 1: We're all going to the.
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  Speaker 6: Lake this weekend. Just come with me.
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  Speaker 7: I already took my dad's car.
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  Speaker 8: It's just you and me.
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  Speaker 4: We're back!
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  Speaker 8: Oh!
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  Speaker 4: Let's go, Cole!
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  Speaker 6: Oh!
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  Speaker 4: You okay?
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  Speaker 10: You look like you've seen a gorgeous black ghost.
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  Speaker 7: Don't worry, guys.
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  Speaker 11: I'm good.
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  Speaker 12: Where's Sonya?
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  Speaker 7: Getting cookies.
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  Speaker 4: I want you all die!
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  Speaker 7: We are dead.
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  Speaker 1: Duh! Clearly you guys are into some heavy cosplay.
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  Speaker 7: Just leave it be.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, shit!
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  Speaker 13: Oh, no!
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  Speaker 7: It's all gonna get dumb again!
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  Speaker 9: Update me on the Psycho Breakfast Club.
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  Speaker 6: Basically, they're a blood cult, and they made a deal
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  Speaker 6: with the devil. They only have three hours to complete
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  Speaker 6: the ritual.
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  Speaker 3: We could hide out till sunrise.
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  Speaker 6: We finish this, we have to go back down to Limbo.
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  Speaker 7: I love you, Cole.
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  Speaker 4: Finally found my neck, Cole!
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  Speaker 6: Could this night get any more erotic?
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  Speaker 7: Hey, Cole.
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  Speaker 11: You're my killer of the night!
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  Speaker 6: I get killed first. That's some post-Jordan Peele era horror
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  Speaker 6: movie progress.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm not gonna lie, I love this movie.
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  Speaker 6: What movie is it, you say? Well, this week's summer
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  Speaker 6: theater feature is The Babysitter colon Killer Queen. The year
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  Speaker 6: is 2020. See, this is what happens in 2020. They
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  Speaker 6: let you make movies like Killer Queen. The plot, I
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  Speaker 6: don't know, wait. The director. Is it McG? As I'm
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  Speaker 6: sure we will go into, or at least I will, McG.
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  Speaker 6: And the plot, according to IMDb, two years after Cole
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  Speaker 6: survived a satanic blood cult, he's living another nightmare. high school,
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  Speaker 6: and the demons from his past still making his life hell.
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  Speaker 6: Oddly worded, as always, IMDb. Thank you. So, spoiler alert,
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  Speaker 6: we're going to ruin the hell out of this. You
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  Speaker 6: know that by now.
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  Speaker 7: We do. That's what we're here for. That's what you're
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  Speaker 7: here for. That's what we're all here for.
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  Speaker 6: Go watch it. You probably already have that streaming service
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  Speaker 6: and you can watch it for free, so might as well.
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  Speaker 6: Why the hell not? Then you can hear us dive
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  Speaker 6: into this mess and or fun It's both, really. So,
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  Speaker 6: let's see. Where shall we begin?
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  Speaker 7: Time discrepancies?
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  Speaker 6: That's probably the main one.
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  Speaker 7: What age are you typically a junior in high school?
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  Speaker 6: Older than 12?
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  Speaker 7: He's 14. He was 12 in the first one, right?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, he was 12 in the first one, so two
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  Speaker 6: years later, we're at 14. 14, should he be a junior? See,
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  Speaker 6: if they at least made him super smart and he
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  Speaker 6: was jumping up, skipping some grades, something like that, but
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  Speaker 6: he's actually having horrible mental issues, so he probably is
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  Speaker 6: not doing great in school. Why wouldn't they just make
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  Speaker 6: him slightly younger so that it matches? Or why not
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  Speaker 6: make this set four years in the future and make
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  Speaker 6: it match?
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  Speaker 14: Or five years.
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  Speaker 6: Or any number of these readjustments that don't cause these
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  Speaker 6: big problems. I don't think anybody thought about that. I did.
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  Speaker 6: We did the whole damn movie. We kept going, but
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  Speaker 6: why is he? I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe they already had it made and somebody was like.
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  Speaker 6: Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 7: And they were like, eh, fuck it.
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  Speaker 6: We already put the title at the beginning that said
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  Speaker 6: two years later. That's a lot of work to put
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  Speaker 6: more words in the beginning of this movie. Never mind.
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  Speaker 6: Let's double check the release on this. Kind of three-ish.
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  Speaker 6: IMDb has The Babysitter as 2017. So within the plot
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  Speaker 6: of the story two years, I guess it's more like
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  Speaker 6: three in the real world.
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  Speaker 7: I was just Googling McG and I just learned things
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  Speaker 7: that I don't know that I knew, but if I did,
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  Speaker 7: I forgot.
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  Speaker 6: I've got a lot to say about McG, but go ahead.
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  Speaker 7: He produced Sugar Ray's first album and co-wrote several of
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  Speaker 7: the songs on their second. I'm not sure that I
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  Speaker 7: knew that. I mean.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know that I know that, but am I surprised,
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  Speaker 6: first off, that someone named McG produced the Sugar Ray album?
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  Speaker 6: Matt sounds about right. That McG produced the Sugar Ray. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that seems about right, too, actually.
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  Speaker 7: I touched Mark McGrath's underpants.
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  Speaker 6: I figured that was also coming. We hear that every
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  Speaker 6: single time.
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  Speaker 7: Anytime I can work that in there, I want to
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  Speaker 7: make sure nobody forgets. In 1997, he was awarded the
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  Speaker 7: Pop Or the Billboard's Pop Video of the Year Award
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  Speaker 7: for Smash Mouth's Walking on the Sun. And Music Video
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  Speaker 7: Production Association's Pop Video of the Year Award for Sugar
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  Speaker 7: Ray's Fly. Which, I don't even give a shit. Fly
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  Speaker 7: is fucking rowdy.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, as much as I'll talk smack about Smash Mouth,
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  Speaker 6: as everyone does, Sugar Ray, in their day, when they
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  Speaker 6: did what they did well, they did it exceptionally.
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  Speaker 9: Well.
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  Speaker 6: So if you like that kind of music, that's an
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  Speaker 6: awesome album.
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  Speaker 7: He also is responsible for one of my favorite early
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  Speaker 7: 2000s shows, which had my crush of 2002.
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  Speaker 6: In the blurry 2002 era. As previously mentioned on the
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  Speaker 6: previous episode.
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  Speaker 7: According to the Wikipedia. In 2002, blah, blah, blah. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 7: he developed and co-created a television series with John McNamara
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  Speaker 7: called Fastlane.
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  Speaker 6: We knew that. Because that's the only reason you know
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  Speaker 6: who McG is. It's because there was a Fastlane... I
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  Speaker 6: loved Fastlane. I remember it.
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  Speaker 3: Never even heard of it.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, it was, oh.
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  Speaker 6: I remember it, and I remember you being super worked
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  Speaker 6: up about it.
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  Speaker 7: I loved that show. Because it had Peter, I can't
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  Speaker 7: say his name. I can't say his last name right.
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  Speaker 7: Peter Fettianelli? Fettianelli?
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  Speaker 6: That dude from the vampire movies? This was before he
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  Speaker 6: was a vampire.
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  Speaker 7: Back in the good days. What was I infatuated with
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  Speaker 7: him from before this? He was in Can't Hardly Wait.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: But I don't think that's what I had a crush
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  Speaker 7: on him from.
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  Speaker 6: I think it was mostly Fastlane that triggered it.
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  Speaker 7: It's a good possibility. Can't really wait. It was amazing, though. Okay, sorry.
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  Speaker 7: Let's get back to it. You don't want to discuss
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  Speaker 7: McG yet? Is that what it is? No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, that's the thing. Should we just go
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  Speaker 6: ahead and jump on the McG train? Because... That's where
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  Speaker 6: I have most of my issues with the movie. There's
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  Speaker 6: a lot of pretty entertaining comedy, and I like fun
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  Speaker 6: demon stuff, and most of the actors are pretty damn enjoyable,
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  Speaker 6: so he's just such a cheese ball.
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  Speaker 7: I enjoyed this movie fully. I enjoyed myself, and I
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  Speaker 7: do not regret the last two hours of my life.
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  Speaker 6: I don't either. I mean, I'm glad I've watched it,
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  Speaker 6: but like.
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  Speaker 6: He's just so ham-fisted about everything that he does.
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  Speaker 7: But I enjoyed that. Sometimes I don't need subtlety. I
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  Speaker 7: don't want the hidden meaning of a movie. I just want,
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  Speaker 7: you know what? In this year, goddammit, I want something
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  Speaker 7: to be easy. I want my comedy to be easy.
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  Speaker 6: McG is easy. Everything about McG is easy. It's confounding, perhaps.
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  Speaker 7: I don't want to have to put too much thought
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  Speaker 7: into a lot of shit right now.
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  Speaker 6: See, and I feel like this, I can't remember if
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  Speaker 6: it was this bad in The Babysitter, number one. I
• 12:35
  Speaker 6: guess I need to go back and listen to our episode.
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  Speaker 6: But this was the same thing. I also somewhat recently
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  Speaker 6: watched Rim of the World.
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  Speaker 4: Nope.
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  Speaker 6: Did you see? It was another one that I think
• 12:47
  Speaker 6: was financed by Netflix because that's where he's found his
• 12:50
  Speaker 6: bankroll at this point is Netflix. But it's basically a
• 12:54
  Speaker 6: bunch of relatively young kids are banding together and trying
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  Speaker 6: to save the world from aliens. So it's like all
• 13:03
  Speaker 6: these say like suddenly because I'm looking back before that
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  Speaker 6: he just did like regular grown up stuff. But now
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  Speaker 6: suddenly as he becomes an old man, he's like, 12-year-olds
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  Speaker 6: are the coolest. I just want to make movies about
• 13:18
  Speaker 6: 12-year-olds to 16-year-olds.
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  Speaker 7: I think Stranger Things made a difference, too.
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  Speaker 6: Probably. Yeah, because the Room of the World was definitely
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  Speaker 6: trying to tap into that same thing. It's a bunch
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  Speaker 6: of goofy kids.
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  Speaker 7: Well, because it's fucking huge. Why would you not want
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  Speaker 7: to ride on those coattails a little bit?
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  Speaker 6: But that's what's weird. This is what I don't think
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  Speaker 6: works for him. Or for me, from him. Because there's
• 13:44
  Speaker 6: tons of other people out there making this stuff. And
• 13:47
  Speaker 6: they can weave in this mass amounts of pop culture references.
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  Speaker 6: But sometimes.
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  Speaker 7: There was a lot of movie references.
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  Speaker 6: There's so much of it. I mean, it's 99% just
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  Speaker 6: references to other shit. And there are other people that
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  Speaker 6: can kind of make that. Like old school Kevin Williamson.
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  Speaker 6: was like, that's half of what Scream is. But it
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  Speaker 6: works right, and the characters that deliver it, they're geek
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  Speaker 6: enough that you kind of buy it coming from them.
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  Speaker 7: I just want to know what the other three movies
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  Speaker 7: whose sequels.
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  Speaker 6: I told you two of them. Because again, that's in
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  Speaker 6: Scream 2. two isn't it like they make that same
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  Speaker 6: reference so again it's mcg kind of stealing from kevin
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: williams because.
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  Speaker 7: He referenced with terminator and then i said aliens and
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  Speaker 7: yeah there's two out.
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  Speaker 6: Of four so she said four movies where the sequel
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  Speaker 6: surpasses the original so with a lot of people you're
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: gonna go with terminator and aliens or terminator 2 and
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: aliens so what else do you want to work on
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  Speaker 6: the other two i want i.
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  Speaker 7: Just want to know what your what your uh um
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  Speaker 7: opinion would be I don't think it's Scream 2, because
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  Speaker 7: that one kind of sucked.
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  Speaker 6: Again, everything else about Scream 2 is great. The end
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  Speaker 6: is just off.
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  Speaker 7: Was Halloween 2 any good?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but not near the original. Halloween 3 is in
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  Speaker 6: its own world.
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  Speaker 7: Freddy?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, 3 is pretty good, but still, I don't
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  Speaker 6: think I'd put it. I mean, the original, you kind
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: of can't touch. I wonder if we can, what sort
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: of nonsense like that goes on on the internet. Let's
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  Speaker 6: see what the Googles tells us. Okay. All right. See,
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: we're not going old school enough. I've heard this argued,
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: but many people still say Godfather 2 better than Godfather.
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  Speaker 6: So there's your old school one.
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  Speaker 7: Is 3 the one that had Sofia Coppola.
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  Speaker 6: In it that everybody hates?
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  Speaker 9: Yes, it is.
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: But everybody likes Sofia Coppola now. They just don't like
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  Speaker 6: her in that movie.
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  Speaker 7: They don't like her in... They like her behind the camera.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, which she should be. She's awesome.
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  Speaker 7: Unpopular opinion. I didn't care for the fucking Godfather movies.
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  Speaker 6: It's one of those every... I constantly feel like I
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: need to go back and re-watch them. Even though I
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: know that I've watched them, but my brain gets fuzzy.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like... I don't have those feelings. I know the
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  Speaker 6: scenes I need to know. I know the references, but
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  Speaker 6: there's so much of the rest I'm like, I feel
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  Speaker 6: like I need to watch it again.
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  Speaker 7: I'm looking at my stack of movies to see if
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  Speaker 7: I have anything that could possibly be a sequel to
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: the original.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, if we get into your superhero stuff, people
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: really like Spider-Man 2 or even X-Men 2, but I
• 16:35
  Speaker 6: feel like those aren't high caliber enough in the film world.
• 16:39
  Speaker 7: Sleepaway Camp 2?
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: No, that's not quite up there.
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  Speaker 7: X-Men 2?
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  Speaker 6: Dawn of the Dead? I feel like that's a tie.
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  Speaker 6: Because I love Night of the Living Dead, so.
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  Speaker 7: I can see that one.
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  Speaker 6: It's kind of a tie.
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  Speaker 7: So that's the four of them? Or was Aliens correct?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know. I mean, we're kind of making this up, but.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I didn't know there was an official four movie list.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: It just puts a whole bunch of options on the
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: Googles here. Fury Road. I'd say, you know, that first
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: one's such a weird.
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: Was Beyond Thunderdome better than Mad Max?
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  Speaker 5: No.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: But I guess... Road Warrior could be considered better than
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: Mad Max, so maybe that. If you don't count Fury Road,
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: because it took a long time. Blade 2.
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  Speaker 7: No, because the first Blade 1 was awesome because.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: Of Stephen Dork. Because it's got your dude in it. Dude!
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: Can you just have a list of every year of
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: my crush?
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: You just need to make a catalog.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: Stephen Dork was a couple years, probably.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: Batman Returns. It's pretty awesome for hardcore geeks. Which one
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: was that one? Didn't do near as well at the
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: box office.
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  Speaker 7: Which one was Batman Returns?
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  Speaker 6: The... Again, it's the even... The one with Catwoman? Yeah,
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: it's Catwoman. It's way more German expressionist. It's like old
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: school pulling from silent movies, which is why nobody else
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  Speaker 6: liked it. But it was Tim Burton like digging into
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: his thing. So I kind of prefer that. And I
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: like the first one, but.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: Dark Knight versus... Batman Begins.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: I don't know if there's just four. I think he
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: just made that up. She's full of shit.
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: Well, I just wanted to know. I want to fill
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: in these holes in my movie. It's like, don't tell
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: me there's four of them and then only give me
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: like one.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: It does seem, again, that's sort of sloppy writing because
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: most movies that set up that kind of thing, like
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: the end of the movie will be the other end
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: of that deal.
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: Maybe they were just wanting to set up a dialogue.
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: They were wanting this from us and we fell right
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: into it.
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: Fell right into their trap.
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: Maybe there's a deleted scene it's on the editing room
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: floor is.
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: This exactly can't afford to shoot extra scenes on this
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: oh but see okay that's the part that i feel
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: like is super like slapped together about the way that
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: he does it because again you look at like somebody
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: like tarantino takes pieces of everything, but weaves it into
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: this new thing that is its own weird Tarantino through
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: and through. You cannot question anything that is his. It's
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: still him above everything else that he steals from.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: Which is not necessarily a good thing sometimes.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: It depends on the movie. But the McG stuff is
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: so hammered together awkwardly Like, it feels like he's just
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: doing it for himself. Because the references don't even make
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: sense for these characters. Like, does he think all 12
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: to 14 year olds are referencing shit that 50 year
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: old dudes like? No. it's just making old man references.
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: How many times did they reference Terminator 2?
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: You're dealing with a bunch of dumb kids. I know
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: we're starting to lose that generational thing because of the internet.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Because kids now are born into having access to everything.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: It is weird sometimes you'll find kids that are into
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: stuff that's way older that they probably wouldn't have been,
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: but not across the board.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: No, not across the board.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: Not every kid that's 14... I don't know, though, because,
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: you know, even.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Well, my kid's not 14.
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: She's, like, in her 20s, but.
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: She's all grown up.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, her friends actually have a movie night where they
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: get together and they all watch movies together. Online?
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: Online.
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: Well... Like, I saw... Were they doing this before the pandemic?
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: Because I feel like kids were. They were doing this
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: before the pandemic. Like even the stupid social media. There's
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: the watch parties that was kind of a thing before
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: the pandemic. And that's the thing.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: They all get together and they've got their little... She
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: doesn't do a webcam, but a lot of her other
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: friends have webcams where they can look at each other
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: and talk. And they make comments to the movies.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: But some of the movies that she.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Watched, I was like, wow, really? Like they went back
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: and they watched like, uh, John Carpenter's the thing, you know? Uh,
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: they've went back and watched a lot of like original
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: horror movies, you know, which I was like, wow, that's,
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: that's awesome that you guys are actually.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: Going through it. So I think there is a part
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: of that that's happening now, but I don't feel like
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: that's what we're getting here. I think we're just getting
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: an old dude. It's like, dude, these are my references
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: and they're awesome. Like, so everything he's pulling from, like, ah,
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: I don't even know where to begin. It's just so
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: many cheesy movie references that no kid would get. hammered
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: together with don't get me wrong an awesome soundtrack but
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: a bunch of just kind of random songs that again
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: an old dude like him would have grown up listening
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: to yeah because i was like they're playing the cramps
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: you know and then they play dead kennedys the whole
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: soundtrack is great but i'm just like it doesn't fit
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: with these kids no what's going on it's just slapped
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: together because he thinks those songs are cool which again
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: i'm like That's kind of what Tarantino does, too, but
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: he does it with lesser-known stuff, and he kind of
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: puts a different spin on it. I don't specifically understand
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: the difference.
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: Maybe I just like it because it makes it more
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: relatable to me, because I'm like, oh, I get that reference.
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: You're not quite as old as McG. But I had
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: to check, though. I was like, is he even that old?
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: I felt like he was a little younger when he started,
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: but I checked. Nope, he's a 50-year-old dude. He's 52 now. So...
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: He's making old man references for his movie about a
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: bunch of 14-year-olds.
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: But that makes it relatable to us. Which is weird, though.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: I don't want to relate to current 14-year-olds. That's impossible.
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: That's why I'm like, who is he making? Is it
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: only going to connect? Because I feel like it's going
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: to be dumb kids scrolling through the Netflix going, oh,
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: what's this? And they're not going to get it. So
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: he only has to pinpoint and target. Okay, are you
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: kind of old?
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: You'll like this.
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: You'll get these references. Look, there's a queen reference right
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: in the title.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: And is Samara Samara? Is that her name?
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: I don't know if I've ever heard it properly from
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: her or anyone who knows.
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: Samara?
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: The babysitter?
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: The babysitter.
• 23:24
  Speaker 9: The babysitter.
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: Has she had any health issues lately? Because it seems
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: like she is like a skeleton of herself. And I'm
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: not saying that to be mean or anything. It's like
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: It was.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: Genuine concern when you said it there.
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: She looks skeletal and not like as in that's part
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: of her role in the movie. I haven't seen anything
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: of hers lately. I know she did that one movie
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: somewhat recently where she's fighting a family. What movie is that?
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: That's really good. Ready or not?
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: I've not seen it. I want to see it. It's
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: on my list.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: I think you will totally get it. You will be
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: on board.
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: Did she seem healthier in that movie?
• 23:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah. I was also like Is it coincidental? She's also
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: gotten much bigger now, so I'm like, is that why
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: they couldn't get her to be in the entirety of
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: the movie? And they found a 14-year-old stand-in version? Because
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: that girl is so like the villain version.
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: She was a character of Chloe Moritz, whatever.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: Chloe Grace Moritz. She does look like.
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: A badly drawn... Yeah, like.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: If somebody was trying to come up with a version
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: of her, but you couldn't afford her, but you get
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: her cousin that went Through a caricature machine.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I have no idea what you're talking about.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: The blonde girl in this movie.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: I know, but I don't know who the other person
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: you're talking about.
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you do.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: What?
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: Who?
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: Chloe... I'd say.
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: Hit girl, but I mean, she was a child then,
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: so it's hard to... Yeah, I don't know. If you...
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: She looks like... No. Hold on.
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: Chloe Grace Moritz.
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: She's in a bunch of stuff.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: She's in the new.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: She's in the new Suspiria, but she's not in it much,
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: which is one of the downfalls of it, if you
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: ask me.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess.
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: She definitely kind of has a look of like similar ish. So, yeah,
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: that's what I was trying to decide. Is it just
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: because Samara is more popular now and it's harder to
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: get her to be in the movie because she's actually
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: got like a full schedule? Or was she having health issues?
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I'm not trying to sound like an
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: asshole saying that, but she just her her cheekbones were
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: very angular. Oh, she was in Bill and... Was she
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: in the new Bill and Ted?
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's the new... She's the new... She's the daughter.
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: Maybe she's just going for the angular look now.
• 25:33
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: I don't know. Is that hot this year?
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: Looking almost dead is so 2020.
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: Dude, the way this year's going.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. But yeah, I don't know. Just
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: like everything about it was just.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: I mean, there was a hammer reference for God's sake.
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: That was pretty great.
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: I was like, what kid is going to get a
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: hammer reference? There's so many times when I'm like, I
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: don't even know who you're making this for except for Miggy.
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: And a handful of old dorks that'll just be like, well,
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: I get that Planet of the Apes reference, but why
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: am I watching this movie?
• 26:24
  Speaker 13: Hungry?
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: Thirsty?
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: The refreshment stand is open with everything to satisfy your
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: taste buds.
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: Here's the menu.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: The hottest, freshest, crunchiest popcorn. Each kernel popped to its
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• 26:59
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• 27:03
  Speaker 2: hot dogs, hamburgers and candy too. Now a short intermission
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: so you'll have time to make your selection before the
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: show begins.
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: So, guess what happened the other day?
• 27:30
  Speaker 12: I have no idea.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: I went into a store. I know it's hard to
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: go out into the world, but I actually went into
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: a place, and I brought my goods up to the register,
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: and they went to ring me up, And damned if
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: it didn't say 666. Ooh. Fantastic. And the woman behind
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: the counter went, oh, God. Like, she kind of responded.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: And I was like, nah, that seems about right. It's fine.
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: So it's obvious that we're in tune with the dark
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: forces of the universe.
• 28:04
  Speaker 12: Clearly.
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: And, you know, one of those things is probably because
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: we're always rolling 20-sided die.
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: We can't stop.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: So I, you know, as you may or may not know,
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: each time we roll the die, we open up a
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: portal to some sort of demon dimension and evil forces
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: come and go and do as they please. So just
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: if you, if you didn't know that at home, this
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: is one of the things we're doing now is opening
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: up demon portals. And we also kind of watch horror movies,
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: but this is one of the benefits, you know, fringe
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: benefits that comes with, you know, Setting up a show
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: that rolls die and brings in horror movies and evil forces.
• 28:48
  Speaker 12: It's the whole reason I joined.
• 28:51
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• 28:53
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• 29:00
  Speaker 6: And you can enjoy all the fun and games that
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: comes along with the demon dimensions that we're opening up.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: And we talk about horror movies on occasion.
• 29:10
  Speaker 12: Sometimes. So, Brian, what's the minimum to join up for that?
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  Speaker 12: Two bucks.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Two bucks.
• 29:17
  Speaker 12: Two American dollars and you can get all this and more.
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  Speaker 6: Two measly dollars and you can have access to all
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: of the episodes. Now, granted, you can throw some more
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: at us and we'll come up with some other crazy things,
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: but you get two dollars in and you can listen
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: to every one of the bonus episodes, all horror related,
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: all just for you. And on top of that, our
• 29:39
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• 29:43
  Speaker 6: rolling of the die. If you join up, you get
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: to give us a movie to put on the list
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: and then we'll roll the die and potentially get to
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: your movie down the line. We never know when. That's
• 29:54
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• 30:03
  Speaker 6: on the list and listen as we crack open the
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: thin little membrane that's containing evil on the other side
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: of the void. Each week we're poking at it with
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: a stick. You can be part of that magic.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Evil magic. Dark magic.
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  Speaker 6: For two dollars. Follow me.
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  Speaker 12: You are probably just going to throw that money in
• 30:28
  Speaker 12: the garbage anyway.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: Probably. I mean, you don't need anything to do with
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: it now. You can't go anywhere. You can't do anything functional.
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  Speaker 6: I was lucky to come up with enough to scrape
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  Speaker 6: together to get $ 6. 66 worth of goods because I don't
• 30:43
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• 30:45
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• 30:48
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• 30:54
  Speaker 6: That did actually happen, right? It was at a Walgreens.
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: And the woman was like, Oh Lord.
• 31:01
  Speaker 12: That's happened to me a handful of times. And I'm
• 31:04
  Speaker 12: always like, fantastic. I was somewhere. I don't remember what
• 31:08
  Speaker 12: it was.
• 31:09
  Speaker 15: And the lady actually told me like when the amount
• 31:13
  Speaker 15: rang up, she's like, Oh, we'll just round this up
• 31:15
  Speaker 15: to six 70. I was like, you can round it down.
• 31:20
  Speaker 15: I was like, but you're not going to rip me
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  Speaker 15: off just because the, you know, cash register was, bring
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  Speaker 15: up an evil quote unquote evil number.
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: Satan says you give me this for free. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: There you go.
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: Well, there you go. You, you don't have to round
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  Speaker 6: up if you want, you can just leave it an
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  Speaker 6: even two bucks.
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: So there you go.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: You want to round it up to a hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 6: Feel free. I have a, a God level set up
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: just for crazy people that want to throw a hundred
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  Speaker 6: We're really looking for like crazy millionaires that want to just,
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• 32:23
  Speaker 15: Well, let's say you buy something for $ 3. 34 and all
• 32:27
  Speaker 15: you have... Am I doing this math right? I don't
• 32:29
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• 32:30
  Speaker 6: I don't bother with math.
• 32:31
  Speaker 12: Well, let's say your change comes back for whatever reason, $ 6. 66,
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  Speaker 4: Get out your pocketbooks.
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  Speaker 9: This commercial is based on a true story.
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  Speaker 6: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Tracy?
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: No, we don't need a babysitter tonight. Thanks anyway.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: After a family bought an Atari video game, they had
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: no trouble getting babysitters.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 6: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Kate?
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: No, we don't need a babysitter tonight.
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  Speaker 13: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody enjoys Atari because Atari has so many different games
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  Speaker 2: to enjoy.
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  Speaker 4: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Karen?
• 33:57
  Speaker 11: No, we don't need a babysitter tonight.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: No other company offers you as many different video game
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• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Hey there, this is John Doe. You're listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Glad you are, because otherwise you'd be wasting your time
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: playing some stupid video game.
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: It's part of.
• 34:36
  Speaker 13: Your problem, you know.
• 34:41
  Speaker 9: You haven't seen enough movies.
• 34:42
  Speaker 14: All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: And now, on with the show.
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: Would you like to talk about our lead dorky kids' clothes?
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: They're awful. It's like, if you already have fucking problems,
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: don't set yourself up to have more problems. Like wearing
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: a corduroy fucking three-piece suit. Don't do that to yourself.
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: I mean, the vest itself wasn't corduroy, but the jacket
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: and the pants. Even those little dorky ass... Me and
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: Boyfriend were discussing these the other day. The elbow patches.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: See, I don't get elbow patches. Never did. That always
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: seems stupid to me. I'm all for corduroy, though. I'm
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: down with some corduroy pants. Not going to bother to
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: wear the vest. I'm probably not a jacket under most circumstances.
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: And the shirt and tie. It's like, dude, you're just.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: You.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: Already got enough fucking issues. Don't do this to yourself.
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: And if you're going to do this self, bring the
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: entire fucking look together. Do not wear your New Balance
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: fucking running sneakers and then complain that they're not for running. Motherfucker,
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: that is their exact fucking purpose. They are New Balance...
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: running shoes and they were blue don't wear blue New
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: Balance running shoes with your goddamn brown corduroy three-piece suit.
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah I'm all for going against the norm but not
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: like that you're doing it wrong dude something about all
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: of that just did not work especially if you.
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: It's like you seem like you don't really want to
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: be drawing attention to yourself but here you are.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: But you're in a regular old high school it'd be
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: different if everybody had to wear like uniforms and ties
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: or something, but high school. Yeah. Yeah.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: I don't think I remember anybody in high.
• 37:01
  Speaker 9: Well, this was in the eighties.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: So I was going to say, I don't skinny task,
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: you know?
• 37:05
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: You know, there was a, I was going to say, uh,
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: I don't remember anybody ever wearing like suit jackets and, uh,
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: But then now that I think about it, actually, you know.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: The punk kids, they were wearing them for the wrong reasons.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my friend Chris, he always wore, like, jeans, and
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: he wore, like, a button-up shirt with a skinny tie,
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: and he wore the jacket.
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: It's kind of preppy, too, for the 80s. But the
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: sleeves were pushed up, you know, and the collar was popped.
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: That's very preppy.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: And he had buttons on his jacket, so I guess
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: that's ties.
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: Between punk and preppy, you got a lot of crossover there, yeah.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was between punk and prep, because he wasn't
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: a prep.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: But they definitely made use of all that stuff.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: They did, yeah.
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: He wasn't really a punk either. So again, he's dressing
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: for a guy who is 50. Like, this is what
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: high school kids wear, right? Yeah, they wear suits, right?
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: In 1984, what is wrong with you, dude?
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: And not only did he wear it once, he wore
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: the exact same outfit at least two days in a row.
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not cool. I don't care what school you
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: go to, that's not cool.
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: Because they didn't show him doing laundry.
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: That would have been a gripping scene. He wore that
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: outfit to the lake. Yeah, I thought that too. Once
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: he jumped in the car, I was like, do you
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: want to stop and get a bag or something? Or
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: bring some jeans and a t-shirt?
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: Parents were planning on sending him away to crazy camp,
• 38:22
  Speaker 7: so he had to go.
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: Buy some new clothes. I don't know. Yeah, but at
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: least take your fucking jacket off. Roll your sleeves up. Dork. Yeah.
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: Loosen that tie.
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: And I was kind of peeved by the comment where
• 38:33
  Speaker 7: she was like, He do have soft elbows. And I'm like,
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: he's wearing a fucking three-piece... Are you feeling his elbows
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: through his fucking elbow patches?
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: That's what it is. He's got soft elbow patches.
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: Oh, dude.
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: He lubes his elbow patches every night.
• 38:51
  Speaker 7: There's a whole scene about lotion and lube and all
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: that shit. And he's got very fucking dry skin. And
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: I'm just like, you can't... I'm picturing her shoving her hands...
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: It's really.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it would be, I mean, a jacket, especially with
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: a shirt and a jacket, that leaves not a lot
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: of room to be shoving your hand up there. I'm sorry.
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: Where are you going? Maybe she had tiny little hands.
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: She had tiny little demon hands. Spoiler alert.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: She had.
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: A big old lollipop bobble head, too.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: She was an odd gal. I don't know what to
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: do with her. Was that the same girl? That was
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: one of the questions we were trying to decide. on.
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: Let's see.
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: And I love their flashback scenes as to how they
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: all met Bea. And I love that the shirtless guy
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: was still shirtless guy.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: At his, like, fry cook job. Still wearing the name tag.
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: That's the best part. At least he had a hairnet on.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: No shirt, but hair now.
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: Well, it doesn't look like he had chest hair.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: You know? And I want to take a second to
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: look up, or that I looked like a guy up,
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: and he is the first cousin of Stephen Amell from,
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: what did I say? Green.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: Green Arrow?
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: Green Arrow, the CW show, I'm pretty sure. I was
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: pretty fascinated with that, because I'm like, oh, Amell, that's
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: not a very common name. But apparently they're all Canadian.
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: It's just Jones in Canada.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: Um, yeah, I believe she was Melanie in the original babysitter.
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: She's just all grows up now.
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: He grows up and he grows up.
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: Which again, they made that reference. Didn't they? Another 25,
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: 30 year old movie. What was that from? Uh, swingers.
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: He grows up and he grows up.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: I think I remember that. But, uh, my friend, uh,
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: I have a friend Rocco actually posted out a thing about, uh,
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: swingers this morning he was like swingers yay or nay
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: i was like yay i liked swingers when it came
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: out as.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: I remember it it's been a long time since i've seen.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: That one yeah i may have to go back and
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: re-watch it and then.
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: I might be like sure that it will have not
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: aged well.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: It probably won't but at the time when it came
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: out it came out it's just so.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: Like yeah so much of that is around that same
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: time not just the like new push of that music
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: and scene movement but also like there's a huge scene
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: that hinges on him leaving a message on her answering
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: machine so like yeah all of that stuff like makes
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: no sense now it's as dated as you know any
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: other old timey movie.
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: So answering machine what's that exactly.
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: So i have a movie for you then if you
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: like old timey references have you seen the babysitter colon
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: killer queen Oh!
• 41:38
  Speaker 14: Shit!
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: Oh my god!
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Oh my god! You just killed Bambi?
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: Boo hoo. Watch a kid's movie. The parents always die.
• 41:46
  Speaker 12: Shit!
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: God!
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: Too bad he's not here to blow my head all
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: over your face like a Bugaki movie.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: Allison.
• 41:56
  Speaker 5: Allison, wait.
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: Wait.
• 41:59
  Speaker 15: Think.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: Think of the journalistic opportunity. Go on. Young, hot journalist
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: saves two teens in Spooky Canyon. Right?
• 42:09
  Speaker 15: Right?
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, oh yeah.
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you totally give me like a young Kelly Ripa vibe.
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: That's who it is!
• 42:17
  Speaker 16: With that little bit.
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: Of Barbara Walters.
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: Uh-huh, like the look? Your verbal acuity is unparalleled.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: Exactly. Allison, you, you are ready for prime time.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: Prime time?
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: You are a star. You think I'm a star? A shining,
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: bright star. Exactly.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: If I let you guys go, you do that for me?
• 42:36
  Speaker 12: For me?
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: We could walk away from all this and forget it
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: ever happened.
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: Uh-huh.
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: That's my line, eh, cops?
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: Oh, my food! Fuck me again!
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: You little shit, where'd you go?
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: Loaded with things like.
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: Crack-headed fucking Bella Thorne. I love her, but she is
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: not quite right.
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: I was just thinking this the other day for specific reasons,
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: which we'll get to, but When I was watching Shake
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: It Up, which, yes, I am arguably, I'm using quotes,
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: a grown-up who has watched many, many children's shows over
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: the years. But as I was watching that one, between
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: the two, like, Bella stole that whole show. Like, she
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: was the focus of that show.
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: I've honestly never seen it.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: And Zendaya's just kind of like, there. I was just
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: kind of, she's boring. Who would think, fast forward... The
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: train wreck that Bella has become versus... Well, I will at.
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: Least never say that Bella Thorne is boring.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: Zendaya is now like in Oscar caliber movies, is in
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: giant tentpole Marvel movies, has just taken home an Emmy recently.
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: She is like a... She's the... I just, again, going
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: out to a store today. She's like the... the cover model,
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: the spokesperson for L'Oreal or one of the, like, Lancome
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: or one of those giant, huge makeup companies. I'm like,
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: who would have ever thought, like, she would be at
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: the top of her game? Zendaya. Didn't see it coming, man.
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: We're proud of you. Whereas Bella Thorne is a... Bella Thorne!
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: Isn't she producing porn at some point?
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: I believe she was going to release something on porn. Uh-huh,
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: it was directorial.
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: She was directing.
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: Of course. She's... big money now i mean she's a director.
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: Well she because it's uh announced that she's making her
• 44:34
  Speaker 7: directorial debut.
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: On pornhub of course where you want to break out
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: into the scene the internets oh bella what has become
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: of you not that she's not amusing in this movie
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: because hold.
• 44:49
  Speaker 7: On here's a quote from her regarding her movie that
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: she made My initial idea was to create a Christmas
• 44:55
  Speaker 7: horror movie, Thorn 21 said in a new promotional video,
• 44:58
  Speaker 7: but instead I made a beautiful ethereal film.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: On Pornhub. Bella, we need to have a talk. A
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: long talk.
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: I don't know how much long talk. There's not deep
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: thoughts in there, I don't think.
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: But that made it even funnier in this movie because
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: every time she fell down or shot herself or anything
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: she did i was like yeah this is just a
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: regular old day for bella thorne we're not talking about
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: the character this is just a tuesday for bella thorne
• 45:33
  Speaker 6: she is a piece of work i'm.
• 45:35
  Speaker 7: Not gonna lie but she is hilarious she is.
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: Very funny in this movie again i wish she could
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: make maybe better artistic decisions To put herself in better stuff,
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: because I think if you use her right, she's great.
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: Maybe she needs to call Zendaya up.
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: Zendaya needs to hook her up with a job. At
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: least be like a PA on her new show or something,
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: because girl needs some help. Get her some better stuff.
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: I just can't get over the references. What 14-year-old is
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: gonna know Jenny? None of them. None of them are
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: going to know the number to type into the boat.
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: Maybe they heard it once on their retro channel when
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: they were streaming it on the internet, but there ain't
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: no way in hell they're going to remember 8-6-7-5-3-0-9. Which is, yeah,
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: it's not possible. Which is what all the old people
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: in the audience were like, oh yeah, just type in Jenny.
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: That's as soon as I saw the boat that said Jenny,
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: they were like, It's one of those that needs a code.
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: I was like, 8-6-7-5-3-0-9. You immediately got it. I know
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: the code. Were you 14? You would not have spouted
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: that out. No.
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: That did lead to a great scene when the boat
• 46:50
  Speaker 7: took off and shirtless guy... What the fuck is shirtless
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: guy saying?
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: See, that's the other thing. Like, The rest of this
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: cast is hilarious. Like shirtless guy is never not funny.
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: It's always fucking hilarious.
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: I want a movie just with him. I love that guy.
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: And when they take off in the boat, at first
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: I thought maybe it was, it was tied to the dock.
• 47:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: And it was tied to a fucking energy. He jumps
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: in that motherfucker. And he, first he strikes a pose.
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: He was, he was pretty cool with the pose.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: And then he's just having a good old time as
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: he's jackass-ing his way up again. And really old reference.
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: No kid knows what the hell a jackass is now.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: There's an idiot doing a YouTube video that's very similar now,
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: but they wouldn't reference Jackass.
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, every fucking line he said in there, I'm like, dude, that's...
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: I laughed.
• 47:47
  Speaker 10: I laughed.
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: Nothing beats the finale. Yeah, nothing beats the finale. Which
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: I got that. I was like, I think they're totally
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: going to monster squad it. I was like, I'm pretty
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: sure that's how they're going to get out of this pact,
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: is that scene where we cut away.
• 48:01
  Speaker 7: Sure, this guy's got NARS.
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: Jumping, yeah, jumping at, well, probably. We got that scene
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: as well.
• 48:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, we did.
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: So, but yeah, I was like, as soon as, again,
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: not to jump to the end, but just for that
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: line alone, like at that point, everybody's coming to the
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: realization that he's not a virgin anymore. And what does
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: shirtless dude serve us up?
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: Not even mad at you, bro.
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: Not even mad.
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: He's like, dude, you are stunned.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: Not even mad, bro. God damn, he's funny. All of them,
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: except for the weird flamethrower girl. She's annoying. But all
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: the rest of them, like, the other guy's funny, too. Like,
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: he hung around the whole time this time. He didn't
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: have to be the first guy killed, which was his
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: joke last time, wasn't it?
• 48:47
  Speaker 14: Like.
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: How come I gotta be the first one to get it? Oh, yeah.
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: He was through the whole movie, pretty much. Again, just
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: consistently funny. Everybody else in this is funny. It's like,
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: you just need to hand this rough draft over to
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: another writer to be like, let's smooth out some of
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: these edges and come up with a few references that
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: make sense in this movie.
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: I still liked it. I fully enjoyed myself. I laughed.
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: I laughed i enjoyed a lot of it but i
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: cannot turn off the part of my brain that's like
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: dude what are you doing like i know you like
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: risky business but I had to check before. I was like,
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: I am 99% sure that cheesy theme music they kept
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: playing when it was the romance. But I'm like, there's
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: a very specific scene, other than dancing in his underwear,
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: the other scene that everybody remembers from that is there's
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: a scene on a subway and Rebecca DuMornay comes along
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: and it's a big, for 1983 or whatever the hell
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: that was, steamy love scene where that Tangerine Dream is
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: playing in the background there, which is what they kept
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: throwing in the back of this babysitter movie. Every time
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: the guy was alone with the cute girl, they were
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: playing some Tangerine Dream.
• 50:11
  Speaker 7: Which one was that?
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: The one I played earlier.
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: Oh, that little techno-y song?
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what's playing in the background in Risky Business,
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: and he worked in at least twice in this movie.
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: Every time it needed some sort of Cool, heavy, romantic
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: music for them to get close to.
• 50:30
  Speaker 7: I thought you were talking about the Kemosabe Jump On
• 50:32
  Speaker 7: It songs.
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: Or Apache.
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: Because, again, that's something that 14-year-olds would get. Even the
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: jam box sitting there. I'm like, at least he made
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: reference to the fact that it was old. But still, like,
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: I don't know. You're losing your jam box audience these days.
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was the Sugar Hill Gang you asked earlier.
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was trying to figure out who.
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: Did that song. I think they did a dance scene
• 50:57
  Speaker 7: on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air with Will Smith and Carlton.
• 51:03
  Speaker 7: They did a dance routine that my sister then did
• 51:07
  Speaker 7: at her wedding. Notice she did not ask me if
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: I wanted to be part of this routine.
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:13
  Speaker 12: No.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: I mean, she knows you enough not to waste her time.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Didn't the DJ try to come get... No, we.
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: Went and hid. We went and hid in the bathroom, Mary.
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: That sounds about right.
• 51:22
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting up and dancing, not for somebody's wedding.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: I fucking didn't get up and dance for my wedding.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: I sure as fucking getting up and dancing for somebody
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: else's wedding. I'm sorry, but we're party poopers.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 51:35
  Speaker 7: I'm not a public dancer. Nope.
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: I regularly... I'm not even a private dancer. I'm not
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: even dancing for a moment.
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: Oh, please. I've seen your Santa Claus dance.
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: That's a Santa Claus dance. Leave that alone. Anyway, I'm
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: assuming you'd like me to move on.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: I forgot about that.
• 52:01
  Speaker 7: She snorted. Why are we acting surprised that I snorted?
• 52:07
  Speaker 7: Happens all the time.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: Above and beyond. So happy to see Jenna Ortega is
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: the new girl that comes in here. The one that
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: killed her parents. Again, these are the only shows I watch.
• 52:21
  Speaker 7: I don't even know who she is.
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: She's stuck in the middle. Again, another show made for 11-year-olds.
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: I'm working the other way.
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: I can't wait for her to be the bad person.
• 52:31
  Speaker 7: I didn't trust her.
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: I told you, that comes in the trilogy.
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: Because last time... the girl that he thought was his friend,
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: then comes out to be trying to kill him.
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: So I guess really, if he was going to stick
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: with this pattern, in the third one, she makes a
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: deal to get her parents back.
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: And has to kill him and drink his not-so-virgin-y blood.
• 52:52
  Speaker 7: Maybe he's the sacrifice now. They have to find another virgin,
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: but he's the sacrifice.
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: See?
• 52:59
  Speaker 7: I worked it around, too. I can write this shit.
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: I can throw out some references that nobody who will
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: watch it will get. Is it Ken Marino? Is that
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: his name?
• 53:11
  Speaker 6: See, that's another. Like I said, everybody in this. I
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: can watch him in anything. He is so damn entertaining.
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: Was he on.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: He was on The State originally. That's where I know
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: him from. I'm assuming your go-to is Veronica. But... Oh
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: my god. He is always funny. No matter what ridiculous
• 53:32
  Speaker 6: thing they put him in, he is so damn entertaining.
• 53:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I never watched The State. I always watched Kids
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: in the Hall.
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: Also amazing, but two totally different approaches.
• 53:44
  Speaker 7: What are you looking up?
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: Well, in the middle of the movie, you said you
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: didn't think you'd seen A Death by Surfboard before. Yeah.
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: I was thinking it was Point Break. It's Lethal Weapon 2.
• 53:56
  Speaker 7: Which I've never seen.
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: Features a decapitation by surfboard. But I knew. I was like,
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: I know I've seen that in something before.
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: Which I can still say that I've never seen a
• 54:04
  Speaker 7: movie with a decapitation by surfboard because I've never seen
• 54:07
  Speaker 7: Lethal Weapon 1 or 2. How many does it make?
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: I'm just saying, I'd seen it somewhere and I was like,
• 54:12
  Speaker 6: it's some action movie. What the hell was it? So
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: I had to try to go figure that out. It
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: may also be in Surf Nazis Must Die. I saw
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: that movie a long time ago.
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: Was there any decapitation by surfboard?
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: I don't remember.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: It's been so long since I've seen that movie.
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: Also, maybe on an episode of Dead Like Me.
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: I love Dead Like Me.
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: Possibly Licensed to Kill. There's a lot of them listed here,
• 54:35
  Speaker 6: but we did have a death by surfboard in this movie.
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: There's a large Marge reference.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah there's a large margin which.
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: Don't get me wrong i make large margin references all
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: the time yeah i'm an old man and i think
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: peewee's awesome so like to me that was funny but
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: i'm just like.
• 54:54
  Speaker 7: What i appreciated the reference because i got it i
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: did too but if they make references about 14 year
• 55:01
  Speaker 7: olds i'm not gonna get it so i appreciated this
• 55:04
  Speaker 7: movie it just needs.
• 55:05
  Speaker 6: To be a leveling out like you can work some
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: of those in but it's just gotta it's gotta make
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: sense where you Shove them in there, McG. Come on now.
• 55:14
  Speaker 7: Nope, no sense.
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: Obviously not. I will say, once it gets to the
• 55:21
  Speaker 6: sillier parts, it becomes a cartoon.
• 55:24
  Speaker 7: The fight scene?
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: When the boulder falls on her.
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: Oh, that was hilarious. I was like, this is.
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: Just Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote now.
• 55:32
  Speaker 7: I was just questioning how they pulled their head off
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: so easily.
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: Again, very gory cartoony, but a little more Tom and
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: Jerry there. But yeah, I was like, when it gets
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: to those levels, it's very fun in a super over-the-top
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: cartoony cheeseball.
• 55:49
  Speaker 7: Video game fight.
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: Video game fight. Once again, what normal movie would do that? Luckily,
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: this is not a normal movie because that also wouldn't
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: put things on the screen like, what the fuck? Again?
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: On the screen it said that. In the middle of
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: this movie.
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: You're not bringing me down. You're logic. Trying to point
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: out the logic is not going to ruin my experience.
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: There's no place for logic in a McG movie.
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying. Quit trying to force it in there.
• 56:18
  Speaker 7: Quit trying to shoehorn it in there. Quit trying to
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: make it fit. Because I enjoy things the way I
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: enjoy things. You can't talk me.
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: Out of it. I'm not trying to. I just question
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: the decisions of McG. I think everyone has since that
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: Terminator movie.
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: Which one did he make? The Terminator movie?
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's exactly. All of everyone went, wait, no, I'm sorry.
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: We're not going to.
• 56:46
  Speaker 7: Which one did he make?
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: The fourth one.
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: Which one was that? I don't remember.
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: The one that doesn't tie to, it's the going back
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: in time, put Christian Bale yelling at people in it.
• 56:56
  Speaker 7: Oh, he yells at people anyways. I literally only watched
• 56:59
  Speaker 7: two Terminator movies.
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: Those were the good ones. I enjoyed these last two,
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: but no one else seems to. So I don't try
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: to force it on people. I'm just like, fine, don't
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: like them. I don't care. They're entertaining. Again, those are
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: ones that I'm on board for. And people want to
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: try to point out all the problems in those. And
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I don't care. It's a fun time at
• 57:19
  Speaker 6: the Terminator. So that's what we get here. Fun times
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: with the babysitter.
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, even though she's only very briefly.
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: She's in a lot of flashback seconds. Very few seconds sometimes.
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: And then we kind of get a scene at the
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: end there. Which is why I was like, she's just
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: massively unavailable, I guess. Because I kind of, I saw
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: the trailer.
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: She's like chiseling those cheekbones down to a point.
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: I saw the trailer, I was like, so they just
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: couldn't get the babysitter to come back to the babysitter movie?
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: Because that seems like that could be an issue. But
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: they worked around it. They found a stand-in, and they
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: got her to do a nice cameo, plus some extra
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: little mini cameos, so.
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: I'm truly not trying to talk shit about her. She
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: just does look massively different. I've only seen her in that,
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: the first movie. I don't know if this has been
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: an ongoing thing. If this was her end result. If
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: she's trying to audition for Skeletor in the new movie.
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: I don't know these things. That sounded like an asshole
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: thing to say.
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: You're going to have a hard fight trying to beat
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: out Frank Langella. That dude dialed it to 11.
• 58:28
  Speaker 7: I've never seen the movie.
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: It's the reason to watch it. Skeletor is awesome. The
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: rest is ridiculous. It's another one of those that's more
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: of an 80s movie than the actual product that it's
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: supposed to be based upon.
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: Well, Dolph Lundgren's pretty hot in it, isn't he?
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: I guess, but he tries to say lines and he
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: shouldn't really deliver lines. He should just pose.
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: He was a hottie.
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: He must break you. That's all he needs to say.
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: What did you make me watch that had Dolph Lundgren
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: in it?
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: Fucking Universal Soldier. I knew what it was. I was
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: just taking a guess. Knowing you, I'm going to guess
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: Universal Soldier. Oh, yeah. yeah.
• 59:11
  Speaker 7: Because then we watched it and we were like, how
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: many more of these did they make? And holy shit,
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: the list kept on growing.
• 59:16
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah. Ones that nobody knew about. I'm like, I'm
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: not even sure the actors knew they came out with
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: some extra ones. I think they just shot some scenes
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: on the side while they were at lunch or something
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: and were like, look, we slapped another one together.
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: But then they eventually brought them all back for like,
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: I guess they pretended the middle ones didn't exist.
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: Eventually everybody just gets desperate and they're just like, what
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: else have I got to do? Fine. They haven't made
• 59:36
  Speaker 6: Creed yet. I need to do something.
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: Good times. I enjoyed this movie. I give it two
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: thumbs up.
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: I will say possibly the best joke in the whole
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: thing because it was subtle and understated. Hold on.
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: Wait a second. Nothing in this movie.
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: Well, you might have missed it. So it was at
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: least quieter than the rest of them. Because when the
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: fake stand-in babysitter blonde girl, when her dad is going
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: on and on about his car, and they're driving up
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: there to get it, and they're on the phone with
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 6: the state guy's wife, and they're like, no, we found him.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: We're on the way to go get him. And she's like, oh, God,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: you found him? Is he okay? And the dad goes...
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: Was he ever really okay? I was like, okay, that
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 6: was funny. Because let's be real, that kid was a
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: mess before. There's no okay. I mean, he's alive, but okay.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: So that may be the best joke in the entire movie.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 7: But then I'm like, I'm wondering because, okay, the dad
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: saw the babysitter. Spoiler alert. What happened in that whole scenario?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: Black smoke.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: How fucking high was the dad?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: See, I assumed that would be his out later. He's
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 6: trying to explain it to mom and he's like, you
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: had the pot. You're on the pot.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: Did you take the pot?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: He's on the pot. Yeah. But they very specifically gave
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: us a lead in for the triology. We saw that
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: book that they mentioned that I kind of forgot all
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: about from the first movie because it's been two or
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: three years. So, yeah, they did a little... Stinger at
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: the end of a book that could very easily bring
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: us a third movie in this series. Dare to Dream.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: I'll watch it.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: I will too. I mean, that's what I said when
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: I saw this one. I was like, I don't know
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: that they needed to do another one, but I'll watch it.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: I'll have to make up a new email address so
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 7: I can get another free trial on Netflix.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, Netflix.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they use your phone number too. Damn.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: You're going to have to keep getting a lot of.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: You got a burner phone?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll use my burner phone. Burner phones for your Netflix.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: I got to get my Netflix feed. It's okay.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 7: I mean, is it going to watch The Haunting of
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 7: the Bly Manor? Is that what the new one is?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: Have you seen the trailer for it?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: Is this another one of those remakes of that same story?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: Is it The Turn of the Screw Again?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 7: It's The Haunting of Hill House or whatever. But it's...
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 7: I guess they're... Some of the actors are the same.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: Well, but isn't it though? I thought the... second season
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: was going to be essentially an adaptation of turn of
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: the screw turned into which is again the same story
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: told over and over now.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: I loved the first season i was very very impressed
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: with that and i was kind of bummed that we
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 7: weren't going to be able to watch the second season
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: because we have canceled on the netflix but i got
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 7: a free trial i'll say free sample free sample you
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 7: want sample sample simple because i mean yeah I didn't
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: realize there was stuff I wanted to watch on Netflix
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: until we aren't going to have Netflix anymore. I don't know.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: I'm curious about Ratchet. Have you seen Ratchet?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: I've seen the promos for it. I mean, she's a
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: great actress. Again, do we need this whole spinoff series
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: on a character that not everybody was thinking of these days?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 6: If you can do something interesting with it, go for it. Again,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: you've got a great actress. We'll see. Everybody seems to
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 6: like it so far. Awesome. Alright, we have definitely covered
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 6: our McG action for the night. Maybe I'll see you
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: again before 2021. I don't know.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: How it is.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 6: There's no guarantees the way it's going.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: There's a few more conventions that might happen.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 6: We'll see. Those are a thing of the past, or
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: hopefully the future, but I don't know. We shall see.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: There have been a couple of conventions that have actually
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: happened this year. We just didn't go to them.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: Because we had some common sense. Not much, but some.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: I'm lacking in common sense. If they actually bring one
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: close enough, I'm like, fuck it, I'm going to go.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: I mean, again, eventually, hopefully, the world will pan out
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: or enough people will just keel over that we'll start
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: over and we'll have to start a new society or
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: whatever the hell happens. I don't know. But eventually, hopefully,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: far enough down the line, we'll be able to have
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: some sort of normal life again. That's yet to be seen.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: On that cheery note, I'd say we're rounding this one out. Otherwise,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 6: that about does it. We will return next time. Same
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 6: geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: Bye.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 8: This party's over for me Fellas, I've got to go
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 8: There's a little girl waiting for me To walk through
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: her door I've got to hurry So my baby won't worry.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 16: Cause she's my pure delight.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 11: And my baby is my lady And my lady is
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 11: my baby I'm babysitting I'm babysitting I'm babysitting tonight Yeah.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 16: I'll hold her close to me, give her my protection,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 16: all that she needs.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: I'll tell her that she's so sweet, kiss her on
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: her cheek, then I'll.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 11: Cause my baby is my baby And my baby is
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 11: my lady.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 13: My baby's sitting down My baby's sitting down My baby's
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 13: sitting down My baby's sitting down Oh.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah Well, I know just how.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 13: To soothe her. If she starts to cry, I'm going
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 13: to give her a pacifier.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: I'm really going to sign this fire.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 13: I can make her feel good inside. Oh, yeah. Two, two, two.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 10: No, no, no.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: Uh-huh, uh-huh.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 13: I'm gonna rock-a-bye my baby till she won't stop.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: Sing her lullaby and I'll make her pray to rock.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: And she won't anything at all.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 6: Anything at all.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: At her beck and call. At her beck and call.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 14: To make everything all. Cause my baby, she's my lady.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: And my lady, she's my baby. I'm babysitting you. I'm
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 4: babysitting you.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 13: I'm babysitting you.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: I'm babysitting you tonight. Oh, I'm babysitting you.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 13: I'm babysitting you.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: I'm babysitting you tonight.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 13: The cat and the fiddle The cow jumped over.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 10: The moon Tonight Girl, don't you have no fear Tonight
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 10: Stand right here
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 10: .
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 11: .
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: .
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 11: .
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: .
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: .
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: Stayed at home tonight.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: Tonight.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: And a good night.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 8: I'm babysitting y'all.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 13: Tonight.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: Wrapping my baby. Stayed at home tonight.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 13: Tonight.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 10: What the hell was that?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 7: Were you running through the desert in fuck me pumps?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: Is that what just happened?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: They're fuck you pumps.
• 1:09:11
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